Ranni won
>>695177010Of course she did. Canon ending always wins.
>>695177075brony bros...
>>695177010what do you think ranni's into
>>695177537Freeing everyone from alien influence.
>>695177537distance and coldshe'll never have sex with you, she's just using you like she used her friends. they ended up dead. you'll end up alone in a cold marriage.
>>695177075How did they never fix "knight" getting censored kek
>>695177537Escaping the kafkatrap the ayyyygods made so everyone can have free will again.>>695177658Its been fixed ages ago that is just a thing dragonirian does because he has terminal /pol/brain.
>>695177010Sony won.
>>695177764This
>>695177537Shotas
>>695177620I thought that at first, but it's confirmed by Seluvis that she's genuinely into you. And you also have to consider that the other women in the Carian family get very attached to their men.
>>695177959based
>>695177620Nah not if I have anything to say about it I'll use my blood powers from my dad Mogh to make her go through a menstrual cycle and MAKE her horny.
>>695178090She confirms it too when talking to minimeranniShe says you've "sullied the good name of ranni the witch" by getting her to expose her feelings.Sullying her like that is as close as she will ever get to saying she wants your dick in earnest.
>>695177620I'm shocked people still parrot that nonsense
I hate Ranni since that Youtuber ruined it by using her AI voice for shitty videos.
>tfw when no consort Melina ending
>>695179196Why would a plot device get an ending?
why does she have four arms
>>695179275y not?
>>695179350better hugs and cuddles >>695179196She reminded me of my first ex for some reason
>>695179095The one that makes the "nooo invaders are the victims pve players are the real griefers" videos?
>>695179375She's dead by the game's close in almost all variations and in the 1 she isn't she hates (you) specifically.It doesn't work simp.
>>695179350The carians come from the astrologers and the astrologers learned their first magic from the grove witches.
>>695179704I can fix her
>>695177010What would (you) as a husband and wife boss be like?
>>695179949You fix her when you assist in her suicide.
>>695180149She's just sexually frustrated
>>695177075>gets completely destroyed the first goblin they encounteras expected from Crail…
>>695180049>Moonlight in the main hand>carian shield and godslayer seal in the off hand>mostly heavy armour and mid rolling>ranni casting from the back while mobileprobably OP as fuck to be honest
>>695177075>Twin Vyke Spears in LimgraveHoly shit Elden Ring's pvp is so cringe
>>695180049Blood and Moon Morgot's cursed blade and Bloodhound fang with Blood flame abillites while she uses Carian spells
>>695177075Love seeing this guy get jobbed when I open an ER thread.
>>695177010She really decisively won and it makes me seethe even though I like Ranni. She was already the main character of the base game, the DLC was great but it ruined the story. Mickey sucked and Melina was forgotten
>>695182020>and Melina was forgottenI think of her every time I see the erdtree on fire in my game.
>>695182132That itself was a stupid writing decision because it locked them out of giving Melina dialogue during the DLC because she's supposed to be dead at the time. Of course, this could be solved in any number of ways, including not locking the DLC behind the very end of the game in terms of both narrative and intended player RL, so that Melina could reasonably still be alive when you entered it. But then again, there were very few good decisions made anywhere during the SOTE development.
>>695177010she won sitting on BWC
>>695182273It didn't lock them out of anything, they wanted that to be the story bruv. Your simp roleplay got tiresome months ago. The more you do it the more you show you didn't understand the game and it gets easier and easier to shit on you.Shitposting doesn't demand you make an embarrassment of yourself like this.
>>695182273>so that Melina could reasonably still be alive when you entered itI left her and Malenia alive in my game just in case. At least we found out for sure she was Marikas daughter, surely they just cut GEQ to save her for a sequel... right?
>>695182420>Your simp roleplay got tiresome months agot. Ranni simp
>>695182553Here comes the goldmask/FF shitposter.
>>695182420>Noo dude you don't get it they wanted it to suck on purposeOgey didn't ask, it still sucks lol.
>>695182674I don't even know what this means. You schizos who think /v/ is your chatroom and everyone is someone you recognize need to go make a discord or something
>>6951793501 for the balls 2 for the shaft and 1 to stroke my hair and call me a good tarnished.
>>695182309No such thing
>>695177537Tickles
>>695182020There was a lot of demigod lore and/or unanswered questions I would have liked to have seen followed up on, but I feel like what the DLC chooses to actually focus on is super odd.
I wish her ascended form combined her old physical form with the Snow Witch doll form. I like the doll and everything but it's physically limited, and it feels like she's still running away from herself.
>>695177010Can anybody explain the Tree Sentinal lore to me? I really like these guys design/power wise and want to crib their fluff.
These gods are causing all the problems Imma just Frenzied Flame
>>695183861Ranni offers a real solution to that without killing everyone, but you just want to kill everyone don't you?
>>695183901No its a gay man and would rather die than touch a woman
Best wifeI wish the DLC was on the moon or in space somehow with you and her
>>695183724>I like the doll and everything but it's physically limitedThat's the thing though, she can change herself however she wants now. Fanart Ranni is canon if that's your preference as her consort.
>>695184037Her great rune is still on the moon. We have to get it eventually, trust the plan
>Tarnished, we lack milk, I ask you proceed with haste. ...l-love you
>Tarnish, take the Mare Anguis road! I wanna stop by the store
>>695177010>Oh look an elden ring thread>Oh look, it's a name schizo thread...Time to pull out the "You're brown" rave music.https://vocaroo.com/1aWPOEpBFhve
>>695179350
>>695179196Luv Melina
>>695184482>brony still trying and failing to get anons to listen to his vocarooLOL
>>695179196>>695179458>>695184602Melinafags literally fell for the first girl they met lmao
>Tarnish, perform for me a service, I desire more moon cookies
>>695184664Lyrics for slow in the minds like name schizo.>From the third world, Brown and Poor>Nothing to do but scream at fake shades>ESL, screaming on 4chan for days.>He makes us bored>Of an inferior lot, his plot to frame Saint Narian has failed>He's bailed on all reason.>It's Treason then?>He's brown, he's poor, he's brown, not white, not of light but darkness. >(Mud mud mud)>(Poo poo poo!)>(excrement) x2>(shit shit shit)>(d-d-doo doo doo)>(Scat scat scat)>You are that. >ESL(oh oh oh) >ESL (oh oh oh) >ESL(oh oh oh) Yes, it pretty much sums out the state of affair affecting From Soft Threads. I am quite the accomplished songwriter I'd like to think.
>>695177010Going to be a really fucking scary boss in the future that's for sure.
>>695184482>>695185052How is this mental illness called?
>>695185418Counter Schizophrenia.https://vocaroo.com/11Ja45rs9WbA
Will she have red hair on the moon?
I like to imagine after her hard worn quest she turns into a pampered princess NEET on the moon>Tarnish, I want ge-mu
>>695185885look at her go!
>P-please marry me T-tarnished-samaRANNI CUTERANNI CUTERANNI CUTE
>>695182917If you're accused of being a name like "Goldcuck", or "Dragonirian", Eric, Jeremy, Barry, etc. It is in fact one mentally ill retard, as evident by the first post in this thread.
>>695186003
You DID buy it, right consort?
>>695185418Being russian
>>695179350For you to imagine
>>695179350One for each of my asscheeks
>>695186165lol
>>695184991
>>695186520I meant the Nendo
>>695186610these things are for girls & troons
>>695186674okay retard
Best Fromsoft Girl!
>>695186668>best Souls girls are dollsThis better become a trend like how in Zelda games all best girls' names start with M.
>>695186783Actually that's the Emerald Herald https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFo01GRhUvY
>>695187302Shes my computer background.
>>695187448Based
>>695187008>Midna>Mineru>MiphaDamn, you rite
>>695186674No retard
>>695177010Most overrated souls girl by a landslide.
>>695186783Ranni doesn't do it for me and makes me want to punch her face everytime I see or hear her grating voice or see her ugly face.
>>695188332You should get help anon
>>695188332This post was written with two fingers.
>>695188332Baleful shadows wrote this
>>695187448I'm stealing this background.
>>695188736Here it is in better quality fren
>>695182020this is why the dlc is 6/10 7/10 at best trash tier
>>695183901Throwing the problem into space isn't a solution
>>695188254DS3 firekeeper is the most overrated, somehow even more of a personality void automaton than the two that are literal dolls
>>695190347>7/10 it's shitYou are a parody of yourself
>>695190841She's hotter and has more lines than the BB doll. Personality isn't a factor in these games when all characters only speak 3 lines at most. Ranni has more but ends up being insufferable.
>>695190883he works for IGN
>>695190841Firekeeper is perfection apologize
>>695177010Ranni should replace Melly as you level-up maiden after you give her the ring.Also I want miniature ranni-onahole hand jobs
I fapped to her in-game naked body and I am not sorry.
>>695192075Bro nutted to porcelain and string
Well Tarnished?
>>695186783pic unrelated btw I meant millecent >>695192278do NOT serve
>>695186668Koreans came along and made a better one.
>>695190782And killing everything forever with no chance of revival is?
>>695192425sovlless
>>695193123What are you scared of the coinflip?
>>695193271What coinflip?
>>695193317Can ego die?
>>695193343??? The frenzied flame kills body and soul what use is an ego with neither of those?
>>695177010My beloved
>>695193429You're not ready yet
>>695179704>and in the 1 she isn't she hates (you) specifically.That was such bullshit. Tarnished goes through all the trouble of feeding a blind woman eyeballs, beating totally not recycled mohg, jumping down that FUCKING pit, giving your soul to a jew anarchy god, getting the gold needle, curing another qt cinnamon roll of pussy rot, guiding her all the way to the fucking haligtree, collecting miquella's needle off her corpse (sad) then going all the way to a floating dragon castle at the edge of time to cure yourself and she STILL doesn't come back. Not even for a quick thank you. Fucking cunt deserved to have all her content removed.>>695180049Like that but the second phase is ranni using two of her hands to pull out your cock and start stroking it for extra motivation.
>>695193462Yes i'm not ready to become part of your retarded genocidal suicide cult based on ignoring ingame evidence.
>>695184396Cute
Good thread
>>695179018>>695178090she's very cold and distant but she DOES really like you. she does not let any person inside her inside emotional world, aside from her plans for escaping the greater will.
>>695193445Ranni is for burly battlemages
>>695196061Miyazaki plays STR/INT, there's no other explanation for it being the most kino in every single game.
>>695182553>no my bros indie programming course should run destiny and fate foreverno thanks retard
>>695187008>Midna>Sariayour rule fails at step 2 man
>>695177010she won my heart, but my dick belongs to fia
>>695177537Hand holding and hugs.
>>695196061Musclewizard Chads winning as usual.>>695196328Same. Fia sexo made me go after her ending on my first playthrough, and because I'm doing STR/FTH.
>click on elden ring thread>it's actually just eric having another of his daily mental breakdownsFuck this board
