why do people fool themselves into thinking like this?
Go back to twitter and ask him
>>695180421>why do people like good things
>>695180502its a game for teens. completely overwritten exposition slop with a storyline on par with action figure commercials.
>>695180421It's easily digestible media that was preceded by something that was actually thought-provoking but a bit too cerebral for midwits to genuinely understand
>>695180589>buzzword buzzword buzzword
>>695180665Which buzzwords are present in that post?
>>695180589why don't you tell that to the person you screencapped you massive pussy
>>695180738Teens, slop, action figure commercials.
>>695180738>completely overwritten exposition slopHope that helps.
>>695180421I immediately assume you are retarded if you think mgs 3 is the best entry
>>695180738Any disagreement with mental midget narratives is a "buzzword". You can't reason with proud brainlets
insofar as it is acceptable for a video game to be plot-focused, its plot should take unique advantage of video games as a medium; it should tell a story which cannot be told in any other mediummetal gear very clearly views itself as a temporarily embarassed television show and should be considered an artistic failure
>>695180421>fat s0i manchild is a dumb fat faggot>how did this happen???
>thousands of years of literary canon>thousands of years of paintings and sculptures>thousands of years of plays and theater>thousands of years of oral tradition>but the greatest piece of media in history is a video game about shooting an electric man in a robot while riding a motorcycle
>>695181090>can you put down your controller for an hour? i need to tell you what a soldier is for 30 minutes. i know you're supposed to be on a super important mission to save the world and time is off the essence, but you really need to hear about this.
>>695181156>>the greatest piece of media in historyis how the kasugano twins got together, actually
>I discovered it when I was 13, so actually it's pretty good
>>695180421MGS2 is better in every single way
>>695180421>LE HECKIN ARTit's a video game lmao
>>695180421Is that really the best video games have to offer? Quite sad.
>>695180589>I have a small white penis
>>695180421Because it's true
>someone said something is the best thing evar so I have to pretend it's total fucking shit because I am a massive cuntSame as it ever was.
>>695180421well he's not wrong...
>>695180589it's a video game
>>695180421Why did he put video game in quotations?
>>695184827i think he's implying that it's more than just a video game
>>695180589my my i must say i do agree what a lowly and boresome tale, fit only for children and the feeble minded. i wouldnt bother with it if it were the last parchment in my grand study
>>695180421MGS3 is great but MGS2 is better
I'm not sorry, played this game like 2 years ago for the first time. It was easily the shittiest MGS I ever played, without a doubt. Absolutely terrible. All of it was shit and I'm not even trolling. There wasn't a single enjoyable moment in the entire game. Terrible. Just complete shit.I'll never understand it. All of the other MGS games completely shit on snake eater. It's not even a contest.
>>695180463fpbp
>>695180829It's literally one japanese man with serious identity issues furiously fellating his idea of "american" identity.
>>695180502cute!
>>695183909this but unironicallyeverything you liked at 13 is what truly matters: guitars, big boobs, monster trucks, Hulk Hogan and big guns, for example
>>695185340and it's based
>>695180421did rocco lose some weight?
I played it for the first time on a 2DS with basically no Metal Gear experience, struggled through tranq-pistol'ing down The End because I wanted his rifle and also the challenge, lagged through the flower field with Boss, set it down after beating the Shagohod and seeing the ending, and thought "What a fucking good game."
>>695184334Do Indians count as white now days?
>>695185462I have been shocked by how receptive and appreciative people are, men and women alike, when they ask about fetishes/sexual proclivites/what kind of porn I just answer girls with big boobs. Just can't go wrong with it as far as I'm concerned even the women understand a girl with big titties is like a chocolate box that doesn't run out
>>695180589Let's hear your games for adult
>>695180589>its a game for teens.LOTR was a book for pre-pubescent children.
It wasn't even the best Metal Gear on the PS2
>>695181156What is your argument here? That a new thing can never out do an old thing? Tell it to the humans using horses and shit for centuries. What is the fastest horse? Now compare that with the fastest car even 80 years ago let alone today
I played mgs3 at launch when I was a kid and dropped it 15 hours in because the jungle wasn't as fun as I thought it would be and i missed the industrial environments of mgs1&2.
>>695187521No. They're considered mexican
>>695190450mexicans have standards compared to streetshitters. and you've gotta be working around a bunch of them to even begin to touch on the aromas of a indian ran gas station
>>695190610Oh you mean poos. I thought you meant natives.
>>695185340>more buzzwordskojima fucks trannys(hunter), ywnbaw and you cant even pass as one with that hunchback and doomed hairline.
>>695180421It's completely accurate though.>2004 was 20 years agoHoly shit
>>695180589Sorry not everything is as deep as Kawaii Uwu Pantsu Simulator 3.5 Re:Coded
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>>695180421He's right tho
>>695180589I can tell your big sister didn't breastfeed you
>>695180421It is a terrible game.Worse mainline MGS game.Outside of the initial wow of the 1st player experience it is total all.Menu simulator with 85% of the "gameplay" being total shit
>>695180421>is completely rightI mean GODjima is the greatest video game designer of all time, so it makes sense.I don't make the rules.
Everyone in this thread should watch more movies other than Marvel slop. You would easily know this isn't true.
I'd say "terrible take", but this is a fat retard coasting off success he had 20 years ago, so it makes sense he's mentally stuck as a teenager.MGS3 was an 8/10 PS2 game. Pretty good, nowhere near the highs other games on the system achieved.
>>695180421Always preferred MGS2
>>695180589post top 5 games
