QUICK stormcloak or imperial
Thalmor.
Imperial.
>>695203849t. Proud Nord warrior simping for his Thotmor wife
>>695203806Imperial
>>695203806He never said that.
>>695204125what is he handing me
>>695204347Almalexia nudes
>>695204162I look like that and talk like that and say that.I said it.
>>695204347a drawing of himself fucking your mom
Skeepan?
I feel like the whole rebellion war in skyrim is leading to the idea that the empire is gonna desolve after years of basically controlling the world.
>>695203806disregarding all political shitStormcloaks didn't try to execute me for shit I didn't do
>>695204162Never should of posted that.
>>695203806Kubrick, bitch
>>695204406I yield, I yield!
I remember playing Skyrim for the first time, it was also my first ES game(I wasn't too interested in Elder Scrolls, but decided to try Skyrim as it was hyped so much and my friend was going to buy it too).When I saw there was an alchemy skill, I wanted to become alchemist so I decided to grind it a lot. Same with pickpocket and sneaking. After leveling them all up to like 60, I decided to do some combat too. I got two-shot by everything. When I managed to beat some thief as he yelled "I yield I yield!" I stopped of course hitting him(Like in DnD, I ain't killing people who have been defeated unless I play some Chaotic Neutral "I can do whatever I want and it doesn't affect my alignment" barbarian). Then he got up and killed me. I thought I missed some prompt to tell him go away and tried again, but he would just keep getting up.I wonder why they even added that, it feels borderline evil to hammer some guy begging for his life on the ground. Like some chaotic evil stuff who kills people for fun.I also learned later that the world auto-levels and instantly lost all interest in the game. After a while my friend told me to install some 30+ mods to make the game better. To me if game isn't good without mods, it isn't with them. I want finished games, but can pretty clearly see that Bethesda really doesn't make good games.Saw Fallout 4's>Yes>No(Yes)>Yes(Sarcastic)>Yes(Give me money)dialogue and never paid any attention on Bethesda games. I also saw what nords look like in Oblivion and laughed
>>695204347Letter telling you to find a job and move out his house cause he's kicking you out.
>>695204347a nice burrito
>>695203806>"Actually, I voted third par-" *skull gets caved in by a mace*
>>695203938Never ask a Stormcloak who his wife is
>>695203806Depends on the character but if you want my personal opinion, the Stormcloaks are in the right. Ulfric is not a good person but his cause is just, the Empire is done and there's little meaning in bending to imperial authority out of fear of elves when the elves are already in your lands fucking you over.
>>695203806StormcloakThe north belongs to the nords, all other races of men need to leave
>>695203806Can't we all just like... enjoy some skooma and chill out bro? There's no need for all this political crap dude.
>>695203806I'll join whoever gives me back my sweetroll
>>695206886t. Pajiit
>>695204347His workout routine and diet.
>>695203806Neither.I'm the first dragonborn in over a century, I killed the emperor and every Thalmor agent I've come across, I even went to racist heaven and killed a literal god. I'm gonna be the one in charge, and there isn't a goddamned thing anyone can do about it because I can savescum and abuse the restoration alchemy bug.
>>695203806Stormcock
>>695209390Sssar, do nyat redeem...
>>695203806ImperialFuck the Norf
Reminder the Empire is nothing without Skyrim.
>>695209390>>695209685>Khajiit caravan food video >all their food is covered in cat hair and dumped with moonsugar>all the comments are saying how they’d never go to Elsweyr
Enlightened centrist.
>>695203806I have never once joined the nords or done the windhelm quest line for the stormcloaks. Ive beated the game like 8 times too.
>>695203806I have no idea
>>695209965>The little feral variants are just licking their asses a few inches away from the food>Anthro is high as fuck on skooma and forgetting where their train of though was going>One seen in the background stealing some shit.
>>695203849So you support the Empire.
Graymane
>>695203849>(((Thalmor)))
>>695210872>Ive beatedI've beaten*Why is the average Chimperial IQ 60?
Imperial Cons:>Bend the Knee to actually evil people>Oppress religion>Ignore tradition>Corruption is rampant in the higher ups.Stormcloak Cons:>Two drunk people are racist in their capital city
>>695213539Racism is natural. Immigrants openly talk mad shit about the natives of any country they invade behind closed doors, sometimes even publicly in their own shitskin language.
>>695203806Skyrim belongs to the nords!!!>>695203849By Talos we will purge this embassy.
>>695203806Imperials = foreign psyoppers and leftists psyopped by said foreign psyoppers into sabotaging themselvesstormcloaks = Real Human Beans who want to protect their lands
seethe stormies
>>695213539>Two drunk people are racisthow is that a con
>>695203806Depends on the race I'm playing. Neither is also an option.
>>695203806I kill him either way
>>695213539How are the stormcloaks even racist? I don't see a fucking dark elf quarter in solitude.
>>695213539forgot to add>literal thalmor spies on a mission to undermine the empire in favor of the dominion
>>695216737Based on what? One note that says Ulfric became uncooperative after they fucked him over?
>>695216729Remember that Windhelm also has the biggest High Elf population in Skyrim. You'd think that lynch mobs would form to get rid of them.
>>695216932the spy thing is more of a meme but think of it that its based on politics. you don't need hard evidence to understand that ulfric and the rebellion are useful idiots for the thalmor's grand plan to kick the empire out of skyrim.
>>695217154>biggest High Elf population in SkyrimIt's like three people
>>695217323I'm sorry but it's 4. And considering that there's around 200 people in the province, that's a significant number.
>>695217191The empire already lost a war with them they're as good as dead.
I YIELD I YIELD
>>695204347Paper to roll up a fat blunt.
Fuck you and Skyrim, you ugly cuckold.
>>695204125bro lay of the skooma
>>695203806Stormperial
>>695203806Argonian pussy
>>695203849hmmmm I wonder who could be behind this post
Ignore the civil war, ingnore the main quest, mod the hell of the game then you can enjoy Skyrim.
>>695203806All 4th era writing is utterly nonsensical, therefore empire because the writers have a hateboner for it.
>>695204347A detailed essay about why /v/ is the biggest gay psy-op in the world
>>695211989Who's Tamriel's greatest kikes? Thalmor, House Hlaalu or the Sloads?
>>695218937Altmer. Oddly they are also the nazis as well.
>>695203806Stormcloak, duh
>>695219651>OddlyLmao as if people haven't been saying that kikes act like nazis since the first arab israeli war.
>>695218640It's called A CLOACA!
>>695219651ashkeNAZI behavior indeed
>>695203806>stormcloaks- skyrim is for the nords>imperials- execute you for crossing the borderI dunno, they're both kind of cunts to my characters so I'm going to go with the non-murdering me stormcloaks.
>>695205176Nice blogpost
>>695203806As a black man i always side with Stormcloaks
>>695203806Neither, I kill both and collect their loot, just like I'll do to you>character has already chugged 6 potions and equiped a weapon and a spell while saying this
>>695203806The Companions>>695203849pic related
Picking a side? No, I merchantmaxx.
>>695203806*empty speech balloon*
>>695205176
The more relevant question is>Crowns (Wakandans)>VS>Forebears (African Americans)Well /v/? Which side are you joining?
>>695203806never should of come here
>>695222929After Fallout 76 I decided to "demo" Starfield. Seeing the direction the studio is going it is clear I am not the target audience anymore. I most likely won't even "demo" TES 6. If the word of mouth is good I will reconsider but at this point I don't think that will happen.
>>695222929Forebears. Crowns are breton/simperial tier pussies, forebears are descendants of the warrior ra'gada
>>695203806All fucking Nords must fucking hang.
>>695203806Stormcloak.Thalmor calling Ulfric an unwilling asset is cope. They get expelled out of Skyrim the moment the heroic Stormcloaks defeat the tyrannical Imperials.An "Empire" that can't protect its own citizens from the sharia police of its sworn enemy isn't an Empire worth keeping.
You support the empire because you believe they are the best hope for a free and equal skyrim.I support the stormcloaks because im racist.
>>695205176>pls read my psyop i really need this :(nah
>>695224987I support the Stormcloaks because I think the Empire (and Gray Quarter Dunmer (and that one drunk guy)) are a bunch of little bitches
Sorry, I'm too busy make fat stacks of coin war profiteering with my Khajiit merchant wife.
>>695203806One thing I've noticed is that the stormcloak and stormcloak aligned holds field way more women while the imperials have only a handful, usually in specialized rolls. Is it to show that nord women are just a strong as the men?
>>695204527>desolve
>>695205176I haven't seen this post a billion times before, thank you for your contribution (you are correct, but still)
>>695226414desolved, dwemer style
>>695226380Seeing how proficient my wife Mjoll the Lioness is at murdering elves and Imperials, I'd say yes.
>>695226380nord women are stronger than any other race (except redguard men)
>>695203806>The Imperials want a too painfully diverse society for its Imperial leaders and their pet minority to step onNo I don't want any association with the Muttperials>Stormcloaks will definitely build a 95% racially homogenous society of illiterare alcoholics and wife beaters at first but its leaders still enthusiastically recruit you whatever enemy/minority race you are and would go as far as claiming they'd fight for you/alongside you as a fellow person of an oppressed raceIn the long run the Snowgorians won't be any better>The Thalmor want a 100% racially pvre aryan society of highly cultured and civilized people where everyone else is wiped outYeah, I'm thinking based
>>695226685Desolve isn't a word
>>695226853>society of highly cultured and civilized people What? Thalmor want to undo creation
>>695203806I didn't play enough of the main story to get to that point, then I got bored of the game and stopped playing.
>>695227210>Stormcloaks red and Imperials blue Gross, literally the exact opposite of their ingame colours.
>>695227280console pleb spotted
>>695226380fielding many women is'nt a sign of strength or winning, piggy
imperial solely because of my bro Balgruuf
>>695229158*sigh*Another one who licks my father's boots. Nice job.
>>695204347Infinite Nigger word passSuch is life in the empire
>>695229278*kills you**only pay a paltry fee*
>>695203806Greymane.
>>695213539>>695216729Also are we really going to pity the fucking Dunmer of all peoples when it comes to being victims of racism? Those grey hypocrites think Argonian babies make good handbags.
>>695229792>let in a bunch of refugees belonging to a race with disgusting cultural practices and a misplaced sense of superiority>they immediately start working against youNo good deed and so on and so forth.
>>695203806Battleborn
>>695229478):<>>695230749(:
>>695203806What?
>>695230961Got cum in your ears? I said hist sacs or khajiit milkers?
>>695228980But the Nords and their ancestors the Atmorans have always been like that, they're traditionally coed
>>695229792Not to mention all the bandits, some of which i believe to be ex-legion since that's usually how bandit groups form is from former military personnel
>>695229792I mean...
>>695231034both working the fields where they belong
Replace the Stormcloaks with Caesar, could he win?
>>695203806Breton
>>695231570NoCaesar might be autistic, but he cannot match the sheer force of Nord autism
>>695204347the thing redguards fear most, a job application
>>695216737
>>695203806telvanni
>>695231570Lanius vs Tsun is a better match up
>>695231776>romans vs romans
>>695231972Tsun is a literal god
>>695203806Usually avoid the war for as long as a I can.Stuff in the city gets broken and people get replaced.
>>695203806Please, I just want to kill elves.
>>695232358What's a god to a non-believersl?
>>695232872You literally meet him in Sovngarde.
>>695231034Pretty kitty milkies, please
>>695233421Then you're either a furry sympathizer or a retard. Either way, you're no friend of mine.
>>695231034A true son of Skyrim chooses the Cat.
>>695234128>furry sympathizer or a retardI can be both, actually.>>695234567This. Cuddling with my special fren on those frigid Skyrim nights is heavenly.
>>695231034My skooma dealer is my gf.
>>695203806Imperial because Windhelm is a shithole
>>695203806Alduin, bring on the next iteration.
>>695204125RFK is bald now?
Fucking SKOOMERS in my thread...
>>695234567There are no khajit wives in vanilla skyrim
>>695236420(You) are the khajit wife anon.
>>695226703This but my lovely dogwife Aela.
Everybody says the Empire died after the Septim dynasty ended but the truth is it died when that knife-earred manlet Hjalti killed his buds
>>695236765This, the correct way to play Skyrim is as a slutty Khajiit thief who uses seduction and her body on buff Nord men to get out of trouble.
>>695203806Imperial. Nords are the top soldiers of the Empire and if they go independent they are going to get taken over by Mer faggots one week after Cyrodiil does.
>>695205176It's not chaotic evil to kill a killer. In any case, I hope you learned a lesson on the poison of mercy.
>>695205692nordniggers can only dream about fucking elf women (they never will) while there are multiple imperial male x altmer/dunmer female couples in the gamesad
>>695237148Maybe the emperor should've thought of that before giving up instead of capitulating to elven demands. Especially after gaining reinforcements from Skyrim.
>>695237635Elf women aren't loyal, that's why nords marry other humans.
>>695203849Hey Ulfric
>>695203806snow elf
why couldnt they worship him?
>>695203806neither, those quests all sucked arse
>>695237856Shut up and eat your shroomie snacks>>695237913Because he's a man* and also Lorkhan with a funny hat. Piss skins hate BOTH of those things.(*actually 3+ men, it's complicated)
>>695237051Based.
>>695203849Yes yes, but are you Red Thalmor or Blue Thalmor?
>>695240631Actually concerning how many people think this is a gotcha but haven't read it.
>>695241002Unsurprising that legion players are monumentally stupid
>>695241002>Status: Asset (uncooperative)The first 3 lines confirm he is a Thalmor asset even when he's throwing a tantrum.>But when the stormcloaks wi-Thanks for weakening the empire and further fractioning it beyond repair snow monkey, the Dominion will come back to collect your province after we deal with the redguards
>>695241328"Asset" does not mean "spy." Work on your reading comprehension.
>>695203806Stormcloaks!
>>695241328>muh weakened EmpireStormcloaks have the Dragonborn.
>>695203806Neither. Never should of come here.
>>695241626Hermaeus Mora has the Dragonborn.
>>695241387Who said anything about spying? He's an asset by throwing Skyrim into chaos and killing more and more humans who could be killing Aldmeri instead if they weren't retarded
>>695241872You mean like how the Empire is letting the Thalmor kill more and more humans by stealing them away in the night and banning worship of Talos, the source of their combined power?
>>695241989Yes, thanks for agreeing with me that both the empire and the stormcloaks are literal retards getting laughed at from the summerset isles
>>695242086Good, I'm glad we both agree you're retarded.
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