Indybros… our response?
>>695206587is it woke?
>>695206587why would anyone buy it when they can just get it through gamepass
>>695206588It has the taint of "probably"Basically any old IP that has been continued by Disney in the last 10 years is properly fucked and tainted. I can't summon a single piece of enthusiasm about anything like thisIt's a shame, the game actually seems good, I just can't deal with Indiana Jones since Disney made a shitty woke garbage sequel to it Also, wrong board, retard
>>695206588Yea probably, one of the devs was bragging about them wrecking it on purpose
>>695206587>bethesda release>disney owned and ruined IPIt's like 2 massive redflags already.
>>695206591>MODERN AUDIENCESwho are those?
>>695206593It's a hypothetical entity that only exists in their mind and to them represents the majority of peopleThis entity wants... basically everything to be ultra woke and fucking lame as shitIt sounds so simple and absurd, but that is genuinely the case
>>695206587Why would you pre-order a gamepass game?
>>695206587That's because Harrison Ford has lost all credibility irl, he's cringe now
>>695206587No shit. It's not available for pre-order on PS5 yet. And everyone on Xbox and PC is getting it through gamepass.
>>695206587zoomers don't give a fuck about boomer franchisessay goodbye to your 80s legacy shit and your 50 year old restaurant chains
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>>695206587>The great circlelamest game ever, how do you fuck that?
>>695206587I think the first person is offputting to start, but the gameplay honestly just doesn't look that interesting. Should've been third person with a larger budget.
Will western games ever recover? I have my doubts.
>>695206587After getting buttfucked by insomniac’s spider-man 2 I’m never preordering a game again.
>>695206588No, but it's broke
>>695206587There’s no point in buying it, it’s gonna be on the game pass. Most people will probably be able to beat it within a month given that’s it probably not that long or expansive.
Why would anybody want to play an Indiana Jones FPS?
>>695206605>modern game>month4 days, week at most
>>695206591I'm tired of these people.
>>695206587I don't think they have shown yet like 5 minutes of uninterrupted gampley just cut scenes. How does this game even fucking play like?
>>695206587>what happened?Tainted IP.The last movie made anything new Indy-related forced to do an uphill battle to regain the consumer's interest.
>>695206587i was really looking forward to this until i found out its in 1st person.That honestly just baffles me.
>>695206611>Insists on third person You really want to stare at Indy's ass for 40 hours dude?
>>695206612nice dubs
>>695206611It's a slopthesda game, you will probably be able to change between 1st and 3rd person.
>>695206588All properties associated with Kathleen Kennedy's Lucasfilm are toxic and doomed to failure
King Solomon Mines (1937) is closer to now, than to Indy when it first came out
>>695206616what
>dude punch nazis lmao Yeah real smart move to alienate half of America. That will get us to buy your game
>>695206612Back in the day we had OTS cameras
>>69520658786% worse? Does that mean 14% as much?
>>695206618half of america likes nazis?
>>695206588((((Indiana Jones)))) punches Nazis for no reason, that makes him as woke as ANTIFA.
>>695206621Please, it's much more than half
>>695206593black trans and poly people. Not individually of course, its for people with all three of those qualities
>>695206588It's going to be a shittier Uncharted game that will rely on nostalgia for the movies that most people don't have anymore to carry it's sales.
>>695206588>InDEIana Jones
>>695206591>we have the opportunity to tell indiana jones to a modern audience
>>695206588nigga, its made by machinegames
>>695206588I guarentee its not more woke than dragon age
>>695206628>the same fags who ran Wolfenstein into the dirtYeah, it's fucked.
>>695206618>>695206621>>695206623>Literally just reelected the most zionist man in US history>US loves nazis tho
>>695206601They should've just gone full circle and have naughty dog make one
>>695206601Just think Indiana jones gameplay is gonna be lame. You will probably end up shooting way less often than you want too, since he barely ever actually shoots anyone in the movies, just shoots at them, usually in a car chase. so it won't be a good FPS it won't be as good as tomb raider (which hasn't been good in a while) and it's not even trying to do the platforming of artifact puzzle games like "prince of persia" it's just gonna be lame.
>>695206631Jews are literally nazis these days though
>>695206590this studio pretty much killed itself making pozzed garbage about nazis and trump
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>>695206634Adolf would weep
>>695206634true, Israel is the closest thing to national socialism today.
Indiana Jones games peaked with pic related.
>>695206631Pretty based how Trump knows he can't run again so he has no reason to keep Jews appeased this term and his final act in office will be to glass Israel.Trump has literally made his career on outJewing the Jew. Have you not learned this yet you dumb fucking heeb?
>>695206607I’ve never heard of them putting a game on the gamepass for just four days.
>>695206640>you'll see! trump will show the kikes!lmao they're celebrating his win in Israel for a reason. The only thing he'll glass is gaza.
Indiana Jones is a jewish power fantasy directed by a jew, acted by a jew, and written by a jew. It belongs in a holocaust museum.
>>695206588>is it woke?Of COURSE it's fucking woke. Haven't you been paying attention?
>>695206643>tfw you're being genocided by 1980s action-adventure films
>>695206643is it a power "fantasy" when the ZOG easily crushed nazi germany without taking any losses but expendable golems? The nazis failed to kill any jews.
>>695206645>>695206646Bot responses
>>695206593>who are those?pic rel
the game is destined to flop. 2024 has been the year of the flop. I mean look at the last Indiana Jones movie, didn't that shit flop hard too? Indiana Jones as an IP is dead. Zoomers don't care. Gen alpha doesn't care. People my age (Millennials) don't really care anymore either despite growing up with these movies.
>>695206587Good. People are finally wisening up and speaking with their wallets, which is the only thing corporations understand.
>>695206587>Television and Film?Wrong board dickhead
>>695206622Indiana Jones also punches commies. "I like Ike!"https://youtu.be/assxBG_aS3Y?si=kS3SBn37z2OdYigA
>>695206651Nope. It counts. It's about an adaptation of a film property into the video game space. And he's asking opinions from fans across all media.
>>695206587Wasn't this shit first person? Who the fuck want's that?
>>695206591lol look at that stupid cunt
>>695206612Why do you people immediately think about staring at butts with third person?
>>695206587Just play Emperor's Tomb or Fate of Atlantis. Troy Baker actually seems to have done a great job as Indy, but I don't have much faith in MachineGames.
>>695206656because that's why I play third person gamesas a womannakedmodded with huge tits and ass
>>695206593mythological creatures
>>695206633I mean Condemned Criminal Origins had a great melee engine that allowed you to have guns only 16% of the time. Every time you picked up a gun in Condemned you got a pit in your stomach cause there were rarely spare clips and you usually only got 10 shots at most. then it was back to first person skull bashing
>>695206611It is weird. Of all the games to end up a FPS, they choose Indiana Jones, a franchise where the appeal is seeing Indiana Jones in third person do crazy stunts.
>>695206588Two wordsChoo Choo
>>695206587I just wanted another Tomb Raider-style Indy game and they couldn't even give me that.
>>695206591Ugh, this is one of the reasons I can't into most modern video games. That industry is more pozzed than Hollywood and will be one of the last to self correct, if they ever do.
>>695206587>>695206588>why won't people buy things from this franchise we destroyed?
>>695206609Like Riddickhttps://youtu.be/vujiFT4cQm8?si=sYbi00RC4pmcTW8u
>>695206587Just say they were 14% percent of Veilguard's numbers. Why do article writers have trouble using numbers?
>>695206591>modern audiencesthis is Kamala Harris Social Media Team tier
>>695206649There was a time when boys could go on adventures. You could travel across the world, shoot a bunch of foreigners, fuck some random girl, come back home and say "wow that was fun!" Those times are gone. Now, when you travel across the world, you have to be reminded by some dumb feminist that the loincloth wearing natives who circumcise girls are actually smarter and more civilized than us. Murdering brown people is heckin racism so now you have to have a sassy brown guide to remind you of what an unwanted colonizer you are for putting their lost trash in a museum. And hot babes? Well that's heckin problematic. You get a mullatto nun who will whack your knuckles with a ruler if you so much as think about a sexy girl. These morons think Indiana Jones was popular because he went to exotic places and gave history lessons.
>>695206591>modern audiencesIn just one minute of screen time they allowed this clown to destroy everything.
Doomed from the start, because it will be developed, built, and judged based on its reflection or commentary about society, rather than just trying to be the best bit of entertainment it can be. This is why it will suck even if it happens to be light on woke bullshit, which of course it won't be.
>>695206669>We support palestinians and HRT and we're all out of HRT
>>695206587>gamepass
>>695206587If you can't get devs to give a shit anymore about what they do to Lara Croft, what kind of fucking chance does Indiana Jones have? This affects the market demographic, as well
>>206075260>tfw your race is being genocided by a video game
>>695206676>tfw someone denies your race was genocided
>>695206677>tfw the UN-issued diapers run out
>>695206591of course you gotta never forget to bash le nazis
>>695206679I mean it was pretty stupid to declare war on the US whilst simultaneously bungling your invasion of Russia
>>695206680Are we gonna talk about le World War II?War was already over once US and Russia got their foot on the ground yeah i agree we all know that.But still even in 2024, never forget to mock and call out le nazis. comrade.
>>695206681They had a 80% surrender rate, it's pretty comical.
>>695206673kek
>>695206639Still my favorite of the series
>>695206591>maybe if we fail hard enough, we'll break through the other side and define a new type of success!!You already did, ma'am. People stopped playing games and watching movies and started finding their sport and entertainment in mocking you wretched creatures.Interfere with our entertainment, BECOME our entertainment. This was always the cautionary under-pinning of Bread and Circus.Not:>LOLZ we got these dummies eating out of our hands!Dispense with or subvert the "distractions" at your own peril. The distractions WERE the subversion, you stupid fkn animals. You just unloaded your own gun then queefed about how guns don't need bullets anymore, bullet are dead!
>>695206591Why do gaming studios insist on hiring mentally ill sexual deviants even though it tanks every single franchise?
>>695206686Because someone that looks and thinks exactly like that is in charge of hiring people.
>>695206596Hidden behind his extremely Anglo name and western European features, his inner tribesman eventually came out.
"Shortly before my hands-on with Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, a developer from MachineGames explains that this is "not action-adventure, but adventure-action". wtf is the difference
i forgot this game was even being made
>>695206648lmao the disparity in posts and updoots really says it all.
>>695206689action-adventure but with less action
Modern audiences don't care about Indiana Jones. They should have made it starring Flint Dibble chasing down Graham Handcock while punching Graham's legion of white nationalist followers.
>>695206587my main issue with that game is that it's first person. who wants to play as indy but you only get to see him in cutscenes?
>>695206694you also get to see him when you climb ladders or do other environmental interactions thougheverbeit
>>695206694probably can be fixed by mods if the animations are there, but you know they did that just to avoid the comparison to Uncharted which they couldn't even compete with
>>695206588define woke
>>695206697i think they define it as anything that isn't white conservative
>>695206698so like the left does with fascist
>>695206611Because the devs specialized in first person shooters. The bigger question would be why the people who own the IP assign their video game adaptation to that studio.
>>695206699i think the left defines that as people who want to infringe upon their rights
>>695206701it's like pottery because leftists infringe on the rights of others all the time
>>695206701i think the right defines woke as leftist pseudo-religious zealotry
>>695206621A pro Nazi game would sell like hotcakes
>>695206702cept the left aren't putting them in camps, but whatever you think smoothbrain
>>695206705this, they just destroy their lives instead. much more humane.
>>695206706kek
>>695206669>this costs $37M
>>695206706dumb righties do that themselves by being selfish, controlling, sociopaths who lack empathy and then get outed for their shitty behavior that is against the social contracti wish abatap was still alive so he'd tell you to cry more
>>695206705Who is being put in camps?
>>695206709lefties can't control their emotions which is why they are hysterical retards like yourself
>>695206587>designed for a "modern audience"lol, those bastards don't fucking buy anything and never will. You could just as well target the Amish at this point and sales would be roughly the same.
>>695206593social media bots
>>695206602Japanese games are pozzed too.In the Dragon Quest 3 remake, you're forced to play as a tranny. And there's a dilation scene.
>>695206714sounds more like dragon dildo quest
>>695206709who the fuck is abatap? some tranny marxist?
>>695206612>>695206656>>695206658>no you don’t get it I’m totally a manly guy who wants to play as a girl cuz I’m not a fag who wants to stare at a guy’s ass all game ok?!
>>695206700Because in their eyes indie is defined not by the nature of his adventures but the nature of his enemies, Machine games becomes the logical conclusion because of pic related
>>695206716an avatar loving tripfag from years past on /tv/that fagot thinks invoking the name gives cred or something
>>695206718isn't that basically the internal monologue of an fps gamer though? just give them different things to shoot and different weapons to shoot with, and everything else is irrelevant
>>695206588Hell yeah!
I'm as anti-tranny as the next guy but isn't getting mad at killing nazis in videogames kind of feeding into the leftist propaganda?also television and film?
>>695206717exactly. when I see a hot girl in videogames I want to fuck her, not be her.
>>695206593blusky users
>>695206723yeah you tell em sis!
>>695206593Concord's playerbase.
>>695206725you have any argument to the contrary?
>>695206722it's probably all of the meta stuff from game devs thinking it's some dunk on right-wingers that draws ire
>>695206720The fps gamer isn't using those things to shoot as a stand in for his political opponents (opponents in this case being everybody not 100% aligned with him)
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>>695206721Pretty good graphics for 2009.
>>695206730>become a tranny like me!nah. why do trannies do this? is this why they groom children on discord?
>>695206732why do mormons knock on doors?degeneracy and political ideology is their religion
>>695206732why do people fall for trolls and photoshoped images?
>>695206725>>695206730Doesn't this thinking apply equally to porn? Are all guys who watch girls being fucked secretly trans?
>>695206587Who the fuck cares about anything George Lucas related in [current year]
>>695206588YupDial of Destiny tier
>>695206722Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but if you're anti tranny you're sharing a camp with neo nazis and right wing faggots already so we're fucked no matter what.
>>695206693>HAAAAAANCOOOOOOCK! DID YOU USE PSEUDOARCHEOLOGY TO THREATEN FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY, YOU VILLAIN?!he asked calmly
>>695206730>>695206725Imagine not playing the girl and then pressing F3 to get a good look at her in stereo
>>695206734???you mean trannies don't use the "if you play a woman you must want to be a woman" tactic?
>>695206668it's a substack "article" that cites no sources.nobody on /v/ does any due diligence
>>695206587After how many flops will they realize that Indiana Jones is a boomer/gen X thing and younger generations don't give a fuck about it?
>>695206602>Will western games ever recover?Maybe after TKD + a complete cultural reset.Till then, nope.You better hope they don't find a way to make all AAAs pozzed too.>>695206640Anon he isn't "appeasing" anyone. He is an honest to god true believer shabbos goy.
>>695206721Whips aren't fucking lassos! They lash and fucking hurt like hell to get hit by, not drag people closer to get punched.
What do you mean people dont want to fight the heccing nazis?Literally hortler
>>695206587*does nothing**evil defeats itself*
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