>runs from one edge to another for 5 sets
Should reduce the edgeguard limit.

Architect bro plup fucking up tranny lover cody with samus right now, you love to see it

based plump vs the jew tranny fucker addy fuck

>>695489424
>>695489440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptBTlHcAILg

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS HHAHAHAHAHA

>>695488915
When's Rivals? Melee is so boring at this point. Everyone started playing so defensive

>>695489556
its next up

>go to one tournament a year
>sandbag with a meme character
fuck plup

>>695489776
Plup's fox is too sick to be wasted on this faggot

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I BANGED DAD'S WIFE BROS????

>plup's return to samus
even if it's a meme tourney my dreams are coming true

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how do you niggas know when a real (meme) tournament is going on? completely missed the last one

>>695489776
apologize

its over

>plup literally didnt know there was melee in this event
kek

What if instead of watching this bullshit we do some (team) matches over slippi (unranked)

>>695490595
Sure I'll queue up on wireless connection from Europe using an xbox controller

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what the fuck happened to mang0

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>>695490740
Look at mister fancypants using a controller to play

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>>695490806
>WHO THE FUCK IS THIS

>>695490806
He lost like 70 pounds but the estrogen from his onions made his hair fall out

>>695490920
Christ

>>695490806
Isn't he alcoholic? Its the most destructive substance for your looks

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>HBOX JUST TIMED AMSA OUT LIKE A FAGGOT
finally the kind of melee content I'm looking for

>>695490806
Why does he look like he'd be hired as the cuck in a porno

>>695491385
he cut back

Firing streamlink

Did Mango get on ozempic or something? It's kinda crazy how this guy who has looked like a gross pirate for 15 years actually looks pretty decent when he loses weight and shaves

>>695491761
nah he does peloton and stopped drinking so much

kill slime
behead slime

>>695488915
NEVER FOX WITH THE BOX

>>695491761
He lost all his aura.

>>695491894
No I want to hear more about that fat frog faggot tahm kench

>>695491894
biggest faggot on the couch, which is amazing since ludwig is there

>>695492134
>>695491894
samefag
why do you seethe this day?

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>>695492168
kill yourself slime

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>league of legends and borat references
can you imagine the sheer exhilaration of just taking a flamethrower and sweeping it over this commentary couch? i'm unironically salivating at the mere thought

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>this game
>this commentary

whens rivals of aetism

>ANOTHER LEAGUE OF LEGENDS REFERENCE
AIIIEEEEEE

Kodorin is channeling his AMBF energy to beat down the bbw enjoyer plup

>>695492473
judging by how behind they were yesterday? probably 2 hours behind whenever it's supposed to be, so 4pm pst. ult is last.

>>695492558
>rivals tourney
>ultimate is last
i thought rivals 2 was doing pretty well what the fuck

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>>695492558
>Rivals event
>Ultimate gets the main spot
Ludwig are you fucking retarded

>>695492676
it's doing well enough, yeah. i don't know why ultimate is last, rivals 2 was the last event yesterday.

>le final game is le main game meme

>Hbox
>CakeAssault
>Spargo
My predictions

plulp looks like he's in pain

>>695492802
i agree, except i don't even know who's in ult bracket except light.

lmao smash don't even has a general on /vg/ anymore
dead game

>>695493173
at least one of the refugees has taken to spending multiple hours every day trolling on the rivals general to fill the void of trolling ssbg for multiple hours every day

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what the FUCK is a rival?!

Hcuck will lose, the long nose tribe will win

i can't believe it, but i'd rather see cody win than hbox get rewarded for timing people out

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>no one posted it yet

>cody immediately gets on mic and tells the other play how they could have won that set
the classic

Gay

yellow on yellow violence

>>695490806
Short people can't afford to be skinny, it makes their head look massive

>>695490740
If it were wired and not complete shit you can feasibly play with a person in a different continent with no problem. Last time I played with a friend living in South America from DC and it went perfectly well, that must be around the same distance to most of Europe.

I've come to terms with the fact Cody is significantly better than everyone else, including my old favorites (who do little else now but disappoint me).

I made fun of IBDW as much as anyone; but at the end of the day, I absolutely cannot stand watching washed up losers just jobbing all the time---or now even so much as being inconsistent at all. That was a huge reason I quit watching Melee in the first place.

I might actually start spectating regularly again if only to watch Cody dominate and humiliate everyone else with blissful, unperturbed certainty. It's nice to watch some good ass Melee---*real* good ass Melee---and I've accepted that that's probably only going to come from just one guy of absurd, unappealing character, going forward.

>>695497235
Zain is also insanely consistent and good

>>695497235
This reads like a Reddit post, but I generally agree. I can't get emotionally invested in yet another tournament where amsa gets walled out of grand finals because people learned the Yoshi MU, mang0 busters out because he's in a perpetual mid-life crisis, and plup looks poised to win during one set, and completely lost during the next. I probably wouldn't even care about mang0's inconsistency if he weren't so vocal about how little he cares as soon as he loses.

i have never played a single minute of this game and i understand they are probably playing at a technical level i cant understand but it seems pretty damn boring
the pokemon dude is just jumping and doing a spin kick while joshi is throwing eggs
im sure they have a lot of other moves but holy fuck

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKING SDs

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I wanted Amsa to win, but not like this.

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ACK

Hungrycuck lost, the glorious nippon has triumphed

>>695498765
Average Puff vs Yoshi match

>another mid-life crisis

Why the fuck would you allow the man to trauma dump like that
Ludwig is such a useless host bros, literally enabling Hbox to start whining

champions don't choke

goats are herd animals

AMSAs a fucking beast. holy shit

>gf
>she
>emily
Alright, this shit is getting muted. Reminder that codys a fag.

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i smell bussy

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>she

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>>695488915
I miss the days when the community wasn't overran by trannies bros...

This is it. amsa is finally going to win a tournament over ibdw

Amsa could be beating Cody soon.

>"He got a window cancel!"
>"The f's a window cancel?"

I THINK IM TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK SO

lmao

TRANNYFUCKER JEW BTFO'D HAAHHAHHAHA

NOT how i wanted this to happen but whatever

classic fox

YEEEEEEEEES FUCK CODY

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AGAIN?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKING SDs!!!!!!!!

melee lives

MICKEY MOUSE MAJOR BUT WE TAKE THOSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptBTlHcAILg

Never forget. Get fucked I Bang Dilated Wounds.

what an absolute fucking sperg

ibdw is so fucking unlikable holy shit

PUNISHED CODY
KEKED BY HIS TRANNY GF

>>695501604
He was pretty graceful about the loss though.

>tranny bf betrays him and tells him how ibdw keeps robbing him
There will never be another play as cucked as Cody Schwab.

>>695501618
BACK IN THE KEK CAGE FOR HIM

>>695501604
imagine being so unlikeable personality and playstyle wise, and i say it as a fox main

>>695501667
>gets on mic
>says he played like shit
>says he would have won if his dog calmed down (???)
>blames his gf coaching amsa
>complains about complaining about MUs
not really, no

>>695497724
>yet another tournament where amsa gets walled out of grand finals because people learned the Yoshi MU
kek.

>>695501604
what happened? i muted the stream right after amsa won

>>695501667
>hogs the mic to say n-next year im sh-shitting on everyone, if my dog settles down haha
no way lmao

>>695501784
See >>695501734 but replace gf with tranny he fucks

Is Rivals 2 good? Does it have retarded character mods for fun yet?

Is it fun to watch?

>>695501928
Yes, some reskins, yes

>>695501928
Yes, No and Yes

>>695501928
No, no, no

>>695501928
>Is Rivals 2 good?
kinda.. it needs a few patches
>Does it have retarded character mods for fun yet?
no
>Is it fun to watch?
no because the best player is banned until 2025

>>695502053
>no because the best player is banned until 2025
what happened

>>695502053
who is the best player and how many people did he rape?

>>695502102
>>695502114
Guy got drunk at 15 and did some stupid retarded shit. Jealous tranny tried to cancel him and got him suspended for 2 months

>>695502102
>>695502114
Marlon sent horny messages when he was FIFTEEN and drunk so he's banned for 2 months for some ungodly reason.

>>695502114
marlon, he is currently banned because some tranny he tried to have sex with twitlongered him the day after he was sponsored because he was jealous of him making money from rivals

i wouldnt bother with rivals until the game is declared good after it gets a few patches. we all know cakeassult is going to win this tournament so itll be boring

>>695501928
I have no idea how people have fun watching Rivals 2. I would rather watch NASB desu.

>>695502530
rivals 2 is actually decent. what makes competition interesting is when the match is some variant of melee/rivals1/ultimate pro vs rivals1/ultimate/melee pro

A FUCKING BIDET

>>695501928
>good
yes
>mods
not yet, just cosmetic mods at the moment
>fun to watch
i think so, but it's the first patch of the game and some characters are very obviously overtuned or difficult to deal with, namely kragg (really fun to play, though) and fleet. expect fleet to win this tournament. it's generally pretty easy / fun to watch, regardless.

>shitting in Orcane's mouth
ok this is some REAL furry shit

>>695501220
Windmill cancel ackshually

When the windmill tilts you off it after your move to cancel the end lag

>you can shit into orcane's mouth
this is both the best and worst thing i've ever seen
jesus

>>695502214
americans are something else

>>695502836
orange man made them so mad that they have to worship niggers and trannies now

>>695502649
And what'sgoing to happen when all of the Melee players go back to Melee? A less interesting game than Rivals 1, that's what.

>>695502934
>And what's going to happen when all of the Melee players go back to Melee
They will go back to melee.

>>695502934
Nah, it'll still be better than Rivals 1, that shit was trash. Also all the Rivals 1 and Project M players will stick around since they don't have a main game now

>>695502934
pretty much. all melee players are banking on the upcoming december 3rd patch "fixing the game". they are going to stick with rivals 2 or drop it depending on how this patch goes. the patch was already leaked and its looking like melee players will get what they want but on a much smaller scale, meaning the nerfs to the things they complained about are there but they arent much. itll only be the first patch, though.

>>695502934
Not much difference from this tournament which only has 3 Smashers left LOL

>>695502934
line go down therefore you have to uninstall game

root for plup. he is currently the only melee player whos good at rivals 2 and he plays one of the only sick characters.

>>695503305
I will root against Leffen no matter the game, except GGST where his opponents are literal trannies

this matchup seems horrible for zetter
ranno aerials + needles just ruin his recover

>>695504073
Fors and Zetter lose every matchup and any time they win they hard outplayed the opponent. Source: trust me bro

>>695504264
Accidently said zetter instead of fors, but yeah
I think a slight nerf of all the top tier's recoveries would be a good change, keep them in line with other characters + make edgeguarding more feasible

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Rivals 1 sucked bigly but rivals 2 looks pretty good. How hard on your hands is it? The scale is fifa to melee.
Is it another game that absolutely requires a gamecube controller?

>>695504497
Wavedashing is easy and there's no mashing. I'd say its the same level as PM.

>>695504497
>How hard on your hands is it? The scale is fifa to melee.
Slightly above Ultimate. Has melee-tier tech but all of it is pretty lenient. I'm dogshit at melee but even I can do some schmoovin in this game.

>>695504497
The tech skill is all super simplified so it isn't that hard on your hands. Way less than Melee. Also you don't need a Gamecube controller at all, it runs perfect with any controller you want. I've even heard that the Gamecube controller is suboptimal here

>>695504497
>How hard on your hands is it?
not at all. i have 70 hours played right now and there doesnt appear to be an issue

>>695504613
>>695504679
>>695504686
>>695504712
I'll give it a whirl. ty

I think this game is pretty fun to play but I find it abysmal to watch, does anyone else get it?

>>695505431
I find it matchup dependent. Watching a Fleet v Fleet is ungodly boring but some characters or matchups are really fun to watch.

Rivals of Who? The sequel? The e-sport? What?

>>695505431
Nope. Watching Plup play Rivals just makes me miss his Gerald.

>>695488915
Based Haych bawks

Fleet looks like she fucks human men

>can you use EBT?
based

Kragg appears to be DK/zangief. give me some of the other character analogues.

>>695506064
EE is kind of a moron but he's so effortlessly funny

Troon Assault needs to lose

>>695506112
Zetterburn is PM Wolf

>>695506112
kragg is DK with but fast, with the best projectile in the game, and with a good recovery that some characters can barely interact with
nuts character

I just tuned in
what have I missed

>>695506436
Ludwig (faggot) talking about league of legends (mega faggot)

>>695506464
he won't shut up about it, it's embarrassing

>>695506464
Holy shit it's true, does he know anything that isn't league of faggots?

>>695507140
>>695507117
The worst part is he only started playing League like two months ago. He didn't touch this shit for 28 years of his life and now he won't shut the fuck up about it like a little child getting a new toy

I never noticed that this stage is just ultimate warioware

>>695507329
>thinking a smash clone won't just ripoff smash in most shit

>>695507606
I think the only unique thing in rivals 2 is maypul and 1/4 of the stages

>>695507772
Who's Orcane copying?

>>695490806
Boy looks like he has AIDS.

>>695507954
Vaporeon

>>695507954
I see some of Ivysaurs moves

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>>695508095
Who's going to tell him?

>A bidet prize
I knew furries were degenerates but goddamn its a public event

>>695508447
I'd take a shit on Orcane. Fuck that obnoxious ass fish

>Nobody is talking about the tournament
It's that bad, huh?

>>695508904
Leffen getting destroyed, lol

I need to play Rivals 2 to understand wtf is going on off stage.

>>695508904
It's just the Fleet and Kragg show, gonna need that patch asap

INCOMING TWEET

Here comes the Leffen tweet

>RAGEQUIT
hahahahahahahahah faggot

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Fucking beautiful, Leffen's saltmine continues to give me electrolytes.

>>695490806
still recovering from the Zain 10-0

>>695509374
kragg sucks

>>695510020
Ok bronzie

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Is he right?

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>>695510428
hmm...

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>>695510428
>>695510779
lmao

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>>695510428
>>695510779
after the tournament ends they should have a ranno mirror money match on the stream. MAKE IT HAPPEN

>>695510428
>>695510779
>>695510971
what's up with catty shit like this, aren't they in the same building? just talk normally

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this fleet stares at faggots

>>695510779
>>695510971
BASED

Damn, this has to be the most unbalanced platform fighter I have ever seen. Only 2/10 of the characters are viable? Bravo Dan!

>>695512570
>rivals1 players are good at their own game

>>695512676
Crazy you glazers will defend the most horrid balance decisions just because you like the taste of Dan's nutsack.

>>695512780
How many times has leffen parried the most slowest attack in the game?

>>695512780
if you think thats bad wait until you see the opinions from rivals1 players in the rivals general

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>Yeah man, you know what this jump far to waveland into ledge cancel down air interaction reminds me of? League.

>>695513275
Ludwig is a spineless sycophant and all his friends are smug dudebro cloutchasers

imagine getting your ass washed by a frog.

>>695514051
Orcane is an orca dog

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>>695514051
>>695514069
HE'S A DEMI GOD

I understand now that the Kragg community isn't gate kept by Fleet, it's just gate kept by Cakeassault.