KEEP ALL TOURNAMENT TALK ITT!Welcome to the 6th annual King of /v/ tournament.—Timer: https://itsalmo.st/time-for-qualifiers-rf4w►Nomination ProcessPOST NAME, PIC, SAUCE>Example: "Dante from Devil May Cry" with a picture of Dante from Devil May Cry attached in the initial post. 10 replies to post MUST be in the same thread. Failure to post properly will result in the character being ignored or removed.J3nny will automatically collect names.►LIVE Nomination List:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iyEvhCLdHgBoPaFf8TzA79wqPcHRqegR7evnMvH4q6o/edit?gid=0#gid=0CHECK to see if your character was ADDED!►One-Month Old ClauseAny character making their first debut in the entirety of the previous month is ineligible to compete. (meaning the cutoff date is November 1st)►Detailed Rules and Info: https://pastebin.com/2jqMy7Y2►Judges: Yotsuba, /v/-tan, Tre/vr/, Senator Armstrong►Champions and Elite 8 Rule (The following characters are barred from participation)>Senator Armstrong (2019)>Dante (2020)>Batter (2021)>Jack Garland (2022)>Grimm (2023)>Eggman, John Ward, Demi-fiend, Scout, Solid Snake, Kazuma Kiryu, Rayman (2023)►Hosts>Ballsanon !!TSeJH+Shkly>Coayynon !!HfHRhjBcrKX>PenisAnon !KoAd713y0Q>Samaritanon !!LKu0yr+rtFuNominations: >>696524528 Previous: >>696609638
Why are the hosts so biased?
Vote 4 Eddie Dombrowski! Or any Silent hill character
>>696616019the goverment says:YES
The BVLLs of /co/ will sweep
Its nice to meet all of you gentlemen on this fine day
>>696616068ENTERGOHAN NEGRO
Tell me, anonsIs your nominee a hero?
>>696616068Where's the OC anchor?
KIDDIELAAAAAAND
Jiren's gone. I ate him.
>>696616103It kept happening.
5, boom.
WHO'S READY FOR THE SWEEP
>>696616103They did the exact same thing with Vidya Butts
Vote for Kratoshttps://files.catbox.moe/vncrig.mp4
ok bring out the chicken little powerpoint
Wouldn't it be funny if Chicken Little got in but also resulted in Master Chief getting banned?
>>696616068Friendly reminder to ignore trolls, retards, and other disingenuous faggots. Now, let's start this thing.>>696616068
You better cast you vote for your Ancestor™
with this fucking tournament i forgot that i put some bread into the toaster like 4 hours ago and now its all cold and soggy and the cheese i took out of the fridge has been fucking rotting on the table all this time.
Post dem 3x3s.
Yo, yo, yo! It's the music men themselves! You're listening to ToeJam - that's capital T with an EXTRA capital J - here with his buddy Big Earl! Say wassup, Big Earl!>'Sup?Alright, alright. Ya know everyone loves a good soundtrack. And with all these folks of different shapes and sizes, it's tough to decide who outta only 128 should get in the ring, so let's put on a show!>Give us a groovy track or two from your leading dude's game.We'd also like to see some dance moves! It ain't called a dance floor for nothin'!>Let's give 'em a taste of what we mean.Dang right, Earl! Let's get funkadelic!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1RBjDMBAHI
>>696616214post a photo
I am in dire need of panini with some coffee!Where's the staff when you need them?!
>>696616235This is the first time I did a 3x3 before Qualifiers ended, I usually wait for Round of 128 but I'm curious to see how well it ages
>>696616195Based as fuck. We don't need books in these tournaments
>>696616235I'm confident
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=975mEVSESIs
>>696616214proof?
Chicken KWABtle
Tell me about your picks, the ones you like but know in your heart will not qualify. Nothing bad will happen to them.
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>>696616132He's vidya btw
>>696616235Posted it last thread, might change it later
ENTERMY FUCKING HEROES
>>696616019he wasn't right at all, only later was he right
vote for deep sea prisoner's mogeko. they're cute creatures that wouldn't harm a fly. i think in a tourmaline of psychopaths we could use more friendly participants
>>696616160We need to over throw the hosts
>>696616235Wario, Peppino and Jacket will definitely qualify. Not sure about the rest though.
>we were robbed of this kino finale
>Kirby>Gordon Freeman>Battler Ushiromiya>Link>Quote>Goro Majima>Rance>Captain Falcon>Asura>King of All Cosmos>Master Chief>Gene>King K. Rool>Funky Kong>Bowser>Nero>Carl "CJ" Johnson>Ridley>BanjoThese 19 MEN have qualified for all 5 previous tournaments, without ever making Top 8.Will any of them make Top 8 this year, thereby breaking their streak? Or perhaps some of them will fail to qualify entirely?What do you predict?
>>696616235Now we hope for the best
>>696616153In the OP, looks like
If Mitchell qualifies Berkan will be forced to make HDTF 2
>Camp 6 Votes
>>696616068>Barred
>>696616187
>>696616313based
>>696616314>he wasn't right then he was rightwut
>>696616235Reposting MY KINGS
>>696616313Room for one more?Vote for Frog
>>696616168REGISWEEP
>>696616160they can't comprehend this because they missed out the threads
>>696616325He looks friendly unlike that r*pist R*nce
Well, well, well. It’s about time I got back into the big leagues. From snooty spirits to psychotic clowns, to HAAAAATEful babysitters who had the nerve to try and stand up to me, I’ve just about had it with the side-dishes. Now, we’re back to the main course, and it better look like a main course, or I’ll be rather upset. But I’m feeling a little generous after being free from that trite, so how about a game: If you can convince me your leading candidate has so much as a grain of potential as this year’s royal, I might give them a less HATEful punishment when I inevitably inflict my wrath on this pitiful site. In the likely event your argument DOESN’T sway me, however, I WILL GUT THEM AND THEN YOU FOR FAILING TO PLEASE YOUR RULER....This shouldn't be too hard for you, I hope.
>>696616358K, b, c.
KOOPA KLAN, REPORT IN
>>696616336You guys could've memed chicken little in Mr /co/, his home board, but you didn't do a thing there. The chicken little thing is JUST shitposting
Raise the curtains
>>696616105Seconding this.
>>696616187Hell no.
>>696616068LanceChads, it's our time.
>>696616295OMP OMP, indeed>>696616405I'll be back tomorrow/this week with a redo of pic related once I get a feel for the big threats in the vote
Bully for you!
>>696616295>Place of Power>Its gotta be
>>696616374
>>696616440>his home boarduh, sweetie. Chicken Little is vidya
>>696616440We're not crossboarders, though. It's like wanting Mario in Mr. /co/ because of the Super Show.
>>696616417he would never harm a fly
>>696616424Dipper and the BVLLs have fucked every single female character in existence. That earns at least one of them the crown.
When's the voting start?
>>696616313MY HEROES and Magus
>>696616313MY KINGS
>>696616293He is the manifestation of God's despair and his First Speaker.Despite that, he despises conflict and suffering and only wants a world in which everyone can live without having to worry about tomorrow. He absolutely worships his Creator and WILL start genocidal purges if he thinks someone has insulted his "father".
Chicken Little isn't a schizo you retardsHe can't be a schizo when he was FUCKING RIGHT
>>696616440The chicken little threads didn't happen on /co/. He's a /v/ meme.
>>696616293>Tell me about your picksWell, He's a guy
I live... again.
>>696616512Ironically he did well in Barred
>>696616243>>696616291Theres nothing interesting im just mad i forgot about it.Duck sausage is GOATed btw
>>696616602ITS JUDGE HOLDEN
ahemFUCK /co/ TOURISTSFUCK THE SCHIZO ALLIANCE FUCK RIGGERSFUCK NIGHERS FUCK MEME PICKSFUCKS FALSEFLAGGERSFUCK GRIMMFUCK JACKFUCK BATTERFUCK THE HOSTSFUCK LINK AND FUCK YOU
The UEF will bring order to the tourneyNo matter the costAll the schizos will be brought down to behave themselves
>>696616235Not a full 3x3. I would also like to see Wario win.
>>696616235yo
>>696616632Caleb would kill Judge Tiktok
Laharl will NOT avenge Etna. If that bitch was really worth the talk she wouldn't have to be avenged. Instead, Laharl will simply fight for the title of King. No, I am definitely not Laharl.
>>696616440mr. /co/ 2024 already had a meme
>>696616504And Halo is lit. Why isn’t it barred?
>>696616195
HUNKbros, we need all the help we can ge to qualify. I don't want to go against other characters but the only way we can get HUNK to qualify is if you actively refuse to vote for other RE characters.
>>696616636/tnt/non...
I nominated video game characters from video games I like.
>>696616572HE WASN'T RIGHT THE SKY WASN'T FALLING IN THE INTRO IT WAS AN ACORN
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>>696616630nice>anon is russianI don't believe you. post bear now
>>696616282>RayI'm not trying to be disrespectful, but can I ask why him of all Sonic characters? What do you like about him?
What are your main's hobbies?
>>696616724omg is HUNK
>>696616724You have my support HUNKchad
>>696616306Eh, I guess the same way Heaven Ascended DIO is.>>696616360It's okay Jar Jar, at least you jump good.
>>696616592Same with the Robotnik memes. /co/ needs to claim full ownership.
N-no... I'm a jobber... I'm a fodder, a cuck, a total loser, a massive fraud... I'm better off putting the fries in the bag and letting the CHADS of tournaments handle this... Hell i'm better off just killing myself... Mother, father... God has forsakened me...
The Ascended beyond Apotheosis. The Annihilator of Adversaries. The Brutalizer of Beasts. The Culler of Cages. The Crippler of Clarity. The Doom of Damsels. The Dominator of Dens. The Eradicator of the Eye of the Needle. The Finisher of Furies. The Gutter of Greys. The Harrower of Happily Ever Afters. The Murderer of Mounds. The Naysayer of Nightmares. The Piercer of Prisoners. The Punisher of Princesses. The Partitioner of the Princess and the Dragon. The Render of Razors. The Slayer of Spectres. The Strangler of Strangers. The Terminator of Thorns. The Toppler of Towers. The Witherer of Wilds. The Waster of Witches. The Wrecker of Wraiths.ENTER THE LONG QUIET
>>696616751
>>696616798My pick...
>>696616798Alex Yiik...
https://youtu.be/N-wcX-ptx3ENow, I've got my eyes on me and on this tournament. We're winning this full stop!
>>696616068Fuck it, there's an anchor in the OP so I'm posting OCThis annoyed last year, and has annoyed me to this day, so this is how I'm copingVote Bowser
>>696616731FUCK /TNT/ TOO
Does your nominated have to deal with an unknown space/magic abominations?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDcELUCroDs
>>696616632No, that's Alucard Negro, you sod.
>>696616798Cuckigi…
>>696616738As it should be.
Vote Mark Thresher for executive experience and fair treatment.
dawg
>>696616752I don't know, I like his design.
>>696616798Luigi...
>>696616841Kek
>>696616640>Even the mentally ill deserve peace. Sometimes that peace requires a bit of extra force.>>696616760He actually doesn't really have any. He focuses so much on his overall goal that he casts aside anything that could be enjoyable. Being the embodiment of God's despair, hope also burns him. When we look into his mind and see his true desires, we see his immature form spending time with his creator.
>>696616841Kek, nice
I am campaigning for my king Shadow. 2024 is officially the Year of Shadow and his movie is almost here...I hope he can do well, I know furries never win, but I think he deserves top 16...
>>696616835...spare my pitiful existence from your wrath
>>696616798Chicken Little...
>>696616103Because they weren't there when it happened.
>>696616798banjo....
>>696616828I see. have a nice december, bruva
>>696616235I forgot that Travis and JC are available, but I hope that Jacket wins
>>696616636>reee only powerhouses should winkill yourself and reincarnate back on GameFAQs forums, then die again
>>696616068ARE WE FUCKING BLIND!?!?THE OP IS THE ANCHOR FOR FUCK SAKE
>You find yourself in another one of those “tourney” things your favorite social media site loves so much. Despite your endeavors in the ladies’ brawl going awry, you still press on in your quest to become the King to some lucky lady’s Queen.Geez, this place is a complete sausagefest! Oh, well, if it means finding a beautiful bride at the end of this rainbow, it’s a storm I’m willing to run through! Hey, maybe someone here already knows where the brides are!
>>696616724I nominate Leon to get left behind.
>>696616645Based CC enjoyer
>rando got qualifiedthread theme, rando's death march
>>696616841I was hoping to see some Bowser. He had my vote anyway, but this is funny
>>696616798Kiryu…
>>696616798Vidya Butts...
Previously in some castle in bumblefuck Slovakia...>Pavol: Here I am, the Lord said I should meet you in the basement.>Matej: It is about those tomes we found under your bed.>Pavol: I have nothing to to with them. You know I am a rather simple man that does not step into intellectual fields>Matej: I believe you. I spent many days reading, decrypting, translating and trying to understand these books. I found some very interesting things in them.>Pavol: I presume the Lord took interest in your research?>Matej: Yes, very much so. These books talk about a grand tournament, one that brings ultimate riches and glory.>Pavol: A jousting tournament? Seen my fair share, that shite I did there was useless in actual combat.>Matej: No, it is a tournament where people are pitted against each other and so called "anons" vote for their favourite until only one remains.>Pavol: That is a weird way of doing things, moreover who are there "anons"?>Matej: They are the denizens of so called "Vidya Board" which is situated in a place called Fort Channel.>Matej: Moreover we have found that it only reachable by going through some underground entrance hidden in the forest.>Matej: All of the men we sent in there returned mad, calling everyone fornicators and speaking things like "my CHAMPION will save me", "5 5 5 5 5" and "kwab".>Pavol: ... what?>Matej: I made a table here, consisting of everything we know of this tournament and some of it's participants. Come here and take a look...
>>696616979Nick... your forehead...
This thread is full of shitposters, how can you sit there and not campaign!
YEAROFTHEYIIK
Will there be a Pencil Anon for this tournament?
>>696616976Yeah, and we don't have a way to differentiate OC posts and general posts replying to the OP, a common occurrence. REAL smart of them.
>>696616964It's just Tifafags having another melty.
>>696617052>Matej: First and foremost, this tournament is ran by a man who call himself "Scrotum" and>Pavol: Hehehe... scrotum hehehehe>Matej: ...anyway, lets get to the actual tournament.>Matej: This is the section about religion related evidence. Here you can... are you listening?>Pavol: This "bar" thing calls to me. I don't know why.>Matej: Bar is a sort of tavern. That particular bar is ran aboard a naval vessel called Alicorn. It's operated by those girls and the captain himself. Matias Torres.>Matej: He offers refuge to the losers of the contest.>Pavol: My kind of guy.>Matej: There is also a man called Vince. He has allied himself with sin personified and a king of ghosts who serve as his pawns. He wants to destroy our FAITH and replace it with one worshiping chaos and himself.>Matej: He is opposed by the Christian Alliance, at it's forefront being Fathers John and Garcia of the Catholic Church. They are good people spreading the word of God and more reasonable people participating.>Pavol: ...what is this shite? Are you making fun of me? I told you those books aren't mine.>Matej: I swear upon my soul and family name that this is serious.>Pavol: Fine, fine. I get the gist of this section. What is all of this down here about?
No.
>>696616798Etna...
>>696616841lel, very creative
>>696616852While his "father" has fought (and merged with) quite a few foreign gods, Malgor himself mostly deals with locals. At most, he strangles the Avatar of Fire to the point that she loses her powers.In an alternate timeline, he and his siblings did massacre every single other god in existence, which would include the foreign ones.
I'm tempted to draw for this tournament but I'm only going to do my nominations, all 155 of them.
>>696617065...to win the KWAB competition
>>696617065The fact that YIIK I.V isn't god awful...
Is no one talking about how we can vote for, The Patapons, an entire army to take control of King of /v/?PATA PATA PATA PON!!
>>696616986You just posted my favorite Castle Crashers character too.
Give v1 your bloodNOW
>>696616520I've no interest in any pesky inkblots. Not after the tragedy that occurred in the start of Spring. Sleep with one eye open tonight. Not that it'll save you, but it'll soothe the pain...
I can't lose. I'm a Super Sai-...erhm...I'm SUPER WANG TANG. And I only need three emeralds to achieve my form, not 7 like certain others.
>>696617118>Matej: Eldritch creatures. Somewhat like the ones cultists had but much more powerful.>Pavol: So why are so many small lasses and random lads here?>Matej: They are those creatures wearing the flesh of man, or else suspected of being one.>Matej: There are also some people who made deals with these creatures like the Ancestor.>Matej: Strangely a group of these creatures are trying to do someting about "balance" for some reason.>Pavol: What about this Alice girl? She is one of these girls here?>Matej: All of them are Alice and I cannot tell you more. Some foul sorcery makes me speak gibbersih instead. That gibberish is the tbvhbhf@wg@Ёif@wЁf·@wvf>Pavol: Aye, let us move along.
Are we gonna have the loser's bracket?
While we wait for the hosts to handle the sheer amount of characters nominated, post your characters' themes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJYAF2SZWTk
>>696617153It's still god awful, anon. It's YIIK. From ACK studios
>>696616168>>696616405YE
>>696616424Eggman sends his regards
>>696617183Keep that up and you'll end up in the cuck she’s with the cartoon dads
>>696617213WHERE THE FUCK IS GOKU?
Yo buddies, how are you doing?>>696617225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80XAJKqRU9k
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>>696617213>Matej: Mafia. A sort of collection of wealthy burgmasters, criminals and statesmen. This one is centered around a man of silver tounge called Charles.>Matej: His hand has a vast reach and he is connected to several high threat contestants while also being one himself. Like Sir Raiden the Swordsman and Roland, a man that reminds me of you?>Pavol: I must admit, skills of my calibre are rarely found so->Matej: No wife, washed up and very underpaid.>Matej: Now to the fun part...
>>696616520Wowee, even the she/they and the futa ones? He is so lucky
>>696616897
>cuck she's>IESLB
>>696617304Dads get raped by the futa clones, because they're gay
>>696616424I'm strong!
>>696617293>Matej: This section contains the most prolific, most insane and in many cases the most powerful contestants.>Matej: I also advise you to not look at that awful stuff.>Pavol: What is this "ointment">Matej: Man named Battler, the son of Ushiromiya called upon it and it was applied on him in hopes that it would carry him to victory, but it only brought him ruin instead.>Matej: Leaving that poor sod aside, many men here are mentally unwell or otherwise mad. Even these men of natural sciences, who dream of world domination.>Matej: And they are very popular among the Anons, providing much entertainemnt and garnering much support.>Pavol: So all of them are like court jesters?>Matej: Not at all. They are beloved. And that means they are one step closer to...
>>696617154no one has a need for an army when all you need is a NEET uberhero lurking the threads
>>696617272Oh good to know the strokes are already coming in
>>696616981no way fag
Post your nomination group themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EP3fDx644w
>>696616798Rance-sama...
>This King /v/?>What a bunch of weaklings. There doesn't appear to be even a single strong man here...
You ARE voting for RAGNA the BLOODEDGE, right? You do remember him, yeah?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTUBn_0J5tw
>>696617276>WHERE THE FUCK IS GOKU?>>696617203
>>696617398Enter
>>696617367>Matej: /v/alhalla. The ultimate goal of all of the participants. You can only get there by winning the yearly King or Queen tourney, but doing so grants you the ultimate glory and riches. All of the leads point to it.>Matej: Last year's winners, Sir Grimm and Lady Curly Brace ascended just under a year ago. Lucky for you then that you can make it on time, provided enough Anons permit your entry.>Pavol: ... ah shite>Matej: The Lord has ordered you be dispatched to the contest as his representative. I will not accompany you this time so tread with care. I am sure...you can make it far.>Matej: Provisions and a horse are ready. Take whatever you need from the armory, it will all be paid by the Lord. Here is the map to Vidya's entrance, about 3 weeks from here.>Matej: Good luck and may God be with you.
>696617272
>>696616640>>696616926You say such lofty things, but do they really believe it? Do you? More concrete displays of your convictions are needed.
>>696617282IT IS TIME
Harrybros, are we feelin' DISCO?
>>696617225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJt3LEGHtCA>>696617280OKAY
Leon chads rise up! https://youtu.be/QKXWAE8YYxY?feature=shared
>>696617369My hero...How far have you fallen...Without a game for a whole decade...
>>696617071
>>696616068Vote for Olimar and Louie from Pikmin when the time comes
>>696617398ENTER
ROW ROWFIGHT DA POWAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVjwJxYDJUA
Chaos will befall this tournament just as it did Queen
>>696617425>>696616068Here's a slightly updated table. And remember to drop a vote for Pavol from Felvidek.
>>696617317he looks like he fucks divine women
>>696617363Well, he will eventually be a dad. And since he had sex with every female character, then he'll be the biggest dad ever. So he will be the most raped one. Damn, that's so based!
>>696617479Wouldn't it be funny if they jobbed to Red Pikmin again?
>>696616981Leon has too much silent power. I think the most likely one to get deserted is Wesker.
>>696617479ZAMN! Warn me before just posting BONER FUEL like that unspoilered
ENTER
>>696617451Primed and ready. Also waiting warmly for the possibility of Rex Ludorum 3.
Damn, I forgot to nominate the Oblivion guard...
He cute!
>>696617317Is that an OUTVERSAL Cookie?!?
Welcome to Tournament, Gentlemen.I will not lie, the chances of your nomination are small. Some may even mock you for your tastes of characters, but you have MY word that I will respect your right to vote.This is the greatest gift, more than ever (you)s, for the history of this board is an eternal concern. Now come! Vote for Gelt and allow him to be King of /v/. I ask not for my own selfish desires but for the good of /v/!
>>696617594>4
>>696617398
>>696616981Leon's my favorite RE guy, no way fag
>>696617552>implying Dipper doesn't use contraceptives and morning afterBeing a dad is a death sentence
>>696617460We got Ratatan coming out so we're eating good
>>696616827For the love of God tell me AI voices haven't gotten this good.
>>696617647Only game original characters are allowed Gelt.
>>696617541where grox?
>>696617530Thou shalt not take a step beyond Qualifiers, demonHonor and decency shall triumph
How tragic is your pick, /v/?
>>696617725Very tragic. One of the most tragic.
>>696617156Nice, I'm more of a poison guy myself
I've got bad memory. Please remind me who I should nominate
>>696616068Again, I nominate the Penitent One.
>>696616424https://vocaroo.com/13CmqQDQJNDQ
>>696617725https://youtu.be/qvIwEAE4qyE?si=Y2T6BHqlkp0UEutv
>>696617752I feel that, buddy.
>>696617756>nominateAnon...
>>696617642yes
>>696617369Why the hell is he a fucking ZIGger?
Have you seen a little girl? Short, black hair, just turned seven last month. My daughter.
>>696617398>>696617484>>696617591>what is this shite? Matej told me things are crazy here but I was still unprepared for this buffoonery >>696617712Can't have everyone in. I mostly focused on the highlights and very funny stuff that is somewhat connected to something
>>696616068I nominate the LOATHSOME DUNG EATER We need more schizoids this year, the rape team is oddly silent
ayo where do we vote
>>696617725he's a kid in a war who has to keep alive his friends and remembers everytime they die in the battlefield
>>696617369>>696617460You just need to BELIEVE
>>696617412>Ragna the PEDOedgeWho?
>>696617225Which one? There's too many to count, frankly.Well, we're still early in the tourney, so let's go with a classic.https://youtu.be/SCrCmlrmHqg?si=pSznRLE7i6pbU1FK
>>696617725he has the misfortune of fathering a LITTLE BITCH like kazzy
>>696617364Ah, yes, you're the fellow who can't die. I suppose I'll vouch for anyone who would make for an excellent guinea pig. Not to mention you're HAAAATEfully human figure. We're going to have plenty of fun...
>>696617721this tournament will be enveloped by Chaos whether I qualify or not, all roads will lead to Chaos
>>696617880>he thinks there's voting
>>696617575That would be pretty funny.I hope Olimar gets in too this time.
>>696616068>>696616068>>696616068Hey>Ballsanon>Coayynon>PenisAnon>SamaritanonThe guy that nominated Nero got it wrongIt's Renzo Nero, not Nero RenzoPlease fix it
Guess we're nominating people again
No OC anchor...No voting link...Pack it up bros, King /v/ is over...
>>696617852No sir, have you tried asking last month during Queen?
>>696617725
Fang wonAngela wonPM won
>>696617816He's stoned anonAnd he probably has only 4 hours of sleep
IHNMAIMS sucks cock
And here we are, among dripless organics, not a single tailored suit coming up on our radars.Our scientists concluded, and TOLD US this would be a formal affair, a black tie event, and yet you displease us with your lack of style? For shame.Show us that you have any fashion sense, or face expulsion from all our galactic territories.
>>696617787Car my dearly beloved
>>696617946Snake...
>>696617725Fairly tragic.
>>696617950>Angela won
>>696617946the OC anchor is in the OP you absolute buffoon
>>696617225Frog's is a masterpiecehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H10bdZsclJ0
>>696617709I can assure you that Gelt is quite original, you don't see many like him in other vidya.
I will be voting for the rapist instead of AM
>>696617950/co/ won
>>696617725He literally got BETRAYED and TRAPPED
>>696617885MY HERO! THE SAVIOUR OF EARTHEND!
>>696617985CHECK THIS CHEESE OUT!
how horny is your pick ?
>>696617928You're the most talkative ATM machine I've ever seen. Weird. Anyway, give me two hundred bucks, robot. Some guy on the corner has a pretty good looking hotdog stand, and I only brought enough cash for twenty hotdogs, that's a snack.
>>696616235
>>696618052...the worst posters competition
>>696617225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiqFcc_l_Kk
>>696617681Ah yesThe Project Wingman to Patapon's Ace Combat
>>696617725If only you knew how bad things really are.
>>696618094/co/ lost that, yeah
>>696617945>Guess we're nominating people againI'm nominating Your Mom
tell me about your nomination, is he a cleric?
>>696617980I'm not a fan of the game eitherI thought the story was neat
I nominated at least 20 literal who background characters from long-gone games and people still got them in.
>>696618013>KWABland
>>696618074My horny pick has no chance of winning (Allister)
>>696617412>RagnASS
Has anyone nominated the Factorio Engineer?
>>696617886>localization
>>696617725>literal orphan of war scavenging fallen weapons to survive>get scouted by huge shinobi>>first thing he does is throw you into a forest filled with illusions to fend for yourselfHe's... had a hard life
>>696617725Caleb lost his wife in betrayal, and that's where his plights started.
>>696617412Who?
>>696618162Who's the black haired hottie?
>>696617941I like both, but want Louie more.
>>696617225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AdAfy1V0tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve63nrGxIyMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcZrhJDoIachttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1XRvZGJAMk
>>696618231My sister
>>696618120kek I never noticed he has a cig in the mask's mouth (and nose) in this pic
>>696618048Too bad. The rapist IS AM.
While we wait, post the coolest coin you can find in your house, and tell me what guy to vote for in the qualifiers list.
Haha..You will vote for me, right anon?
>>696617725Wife left him, stabbed him in the back and summoned some demons. Luckily the boys come to save the day.
>>696618047By Sigmar, supreme patriarch is mad again.
>>696618231>roland already getting amnesia from all the repeated rapessad.
>>696618284Sunny...
>>696617725>one of the only sane people of relevance in his universe>sets out on a one-man quest to tear down the government that's controlled by the guy who cut his arm off as a child>faced with murderous clones of his kidnapped sister wherever he goes>destroys the world multiple times in botched timeloops>has to repeat the aforementioned in a near neverending cycle>at the end of it all he only earns the freedom of everyone else and is doomed to be forgotten by everyoneWho?
>>696617225https://soundcloud.com/the1eggwhite/sneedemfeedem-hotpocks
>>696618013RAPEDland...
>>696618309No can do Senor, not voting for any gacha characterEven if I play the game
>>696617641He sure is!
ENOUGH!!I'll take you all in
>>696618085Nice, anon. Now tell the class some of your favorite scenes from Umineko past episode 1.
2019>Perfect winner of /v/. A villain who was arguably in the right. Paragon of manliness.2020>Just as perfect winner. Iconic, classic character, loved by everyone, arguably won the most honest King tournament because it wasn't first come first serve like the previous year2021>Respectable winner, likable non-Japanese rep, but one of the causes of a schizo domino effect that we still haven't recovered from. ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA AMIRITE GAIS?!?!2022>literally who spin-off character from a game no one fucking played before or after King of /v/, carried by a trailer everyone hated in 20212023>boring meme schizo rep carried by "MUH RAPE" which is just as a cringe motiveAre we due for a good winner this year?
>>696617725they don't call it Greek Tragedy for nothing
>>696618068You know it, baby
I will vote only for fellow cunnypileldchads.Is your pick a cunnybro?
>>696617225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipZERqEu85A
>>696617052>>696617118>>696617213>>696617293>>696617367>>696617425>>696617541kino
Dill here, in case some of you weren't here for Queen, I hosted the Playgirl of /trash/ tournament (replacing Ms. /aco/) that ended a few days ago. A Playboy of /trash/ is also going to happen, the date isn't truly decided yet, but most likely it will start during the Afterparty of King. I will repost the form with the question about it, just in case it gets enough votes from people interested:https://forms.gle/hNCKSkyEv7TA7wcM9Also, I did a small OST tournament during Queen and asked if I should do something similar here, since the answer was yes, here's a small tournament about video game areas, if you are interested:https://forms.gle/o8MdVpMLvDLRXgaJ7
>>696618151No No of course not, he's just a humble manager
>>696618391If every schizo, meme, and whitelist character is voted out we do.We've ignored way too many classic dudes
>>696618309i didn't mind the other don campaign too much so, maybe ? I'll vote for him in qualifiers.
IT'S GONNA BE HIS YEAR!
>>696618309Manager didn't tell me to
>>696617787I do apologize, but I'm afraid this isn't a place of friendship, but of mayhem. I've seen people gratify themselves for their leading man, I've seen people argue and fight, and even rig for their leads. ONE OF MY SUBJECTS BLED FOR ME.I don't think I'll need to inflict HATE on you. If this is your mindset, someone else will likely take care of you for me.
>>696617725He was just a fine lad in his village with his momma when suddenly some fellons raided his village and left him to die but he managed to survive and become a great man
>>696618391queen of /v/ has multiple loli winners and king of /v/ has zero shota winnershow odd
>>696618487AM WATCH OUT THERE'S AN ENTIRE ARMY COMING AFTER YOU!!
>>696618430Got a couple of hunks I hope can make it
>>696617725Very. His life is pure shit on multiple different levels and it will continue to be shit forever. I'd explain why but I don't feel like writing up an essay. But it makes me like him even more.
>>696617795>>696617881>>696617913>>696617949>>696618008>>696618059>>696618208>>696618215>>696618315We're a suffering lot, buddies, but remember that all we can do is prevail against the face of it all.
>>696618495Faggots
>>696618371He's gonna take all of us in him guys... He's so confident too...
there are so many knights this year
Not (You) for (You), eggface.
>>696617725Adachi... had a hard life.
>>696618309Sure I guess
>>696617451Time to GET. THIS. SHIT. STARTED.
>>696618309Do I have to? Nobody really cares about this.
>>696618430having it start right after king of /v/ is too much tournament at once and i doubt people want to spend their christmas whacking it to furry porn
>>696617725His parents died, but apparently his dad was a pedo who diddled his girldfriend/half-sister, who ended up killing their dad. Except none of that happened because he, his sis/gf and his brother all escaped their father. Also he's a serial killer. Actually his backstory is kind of inconsistent, but it's okay, he forgot most of it.
>>696618315Pavol is kinda a cuck
>>696618518They won't
>>696618391>boring meme schizo rep carried by "MUH RAPE"If he didn't have a good game no one would have given a shit about him. Also>boring
>>696618495Unironically there's just not very many boy main characters in good games.
>>696618371In what? Your mouth, with that gay-ass fruit costume?
>>696618569Knight in name only. Few have been knighted proper.
>>696618391I'm gay btw.
>>696617876support
>>696617787I will do that Car one day we will all be friends.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atdO6YRg5Cw
>>696618479<SHUCKANORIES><Please at least vote for me..>
>>696618162>As the strongest AI, AnGOATla, fought the fraud, Lol&, she began to pull down his pants. Mari asked "Are you hated by Rolandfags because you are an Angelafag? Or are you an Angelafag because you are hated by Rolandfags? Who is the biggest KWAB, him or you?" Angela replied "Well, if Roland was to bring out 120% of his spitevoting power, he might cause me a little trouble." Mari then asked "Would you lose?" Roland spitevoted in fear, then Angela said "Nah, I'd rape. Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone cause PMfags the most seethe. Shitposting technique, Hollow Nash. Sit ashamed, Roland. You're getting raped again."
>>696617725dude
>>696618305Here's a shitty plastic doubloon, presumably from Halloween, that's been in my closest for decades.Vote Bowser.
Don't open it
>>696617412THERE YOU ARE, DARK ONE...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdy4GE4AgBk
>>696617225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im0vK4dWL6Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOTIIw76qiE
>>696618448This is his one and only chance to have Mado as his queenDon't muck it up
>>696618606>Black Souls>Good
>>696618309Who?
>>696618626Geralt isn't a knight tho? He's a witcher.
>>696618585>and i doubt people want to spend their christmas whacking it to furry pornwell, how do you spend your christmas, /v/?
>>696618437Good, good. Well, you seem like a real good man, I might as well share my secret with you. I found a stash of qualifier votes right down this hole. why don't you look over there... they're yours. Go on, I insist, take em!
>>696618683thematic pairings always fail
>>696618675MADNESS
>>696618571Nothing will top that kino.
Someone post the BS pic where the textboxes are detailing Grimm raping some hag, I don’t play Black Souls but it gets me off
>>696617725Frog has a pretty rough backstory
Early OC, vote Luigi
>>696618675AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>696618704https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQkkRN_BSx4
>>696618676Masked BITCH
>>696617725Watched his brothers be killed by a harlot goddess who used their corpses for her own needsForced to exist when he was comfortable in the voidShamed into moving the continents into placeCursed to forever be broken in body no matter the game, all for daring to oppose Her
>>696618739IMPRISONING ME
>>696618669PLASTIC? Alright, you gotta be Mario shitting with me, plastic isn't a coin. Where's that metal for the cling-cling? You're lucky I hang out with you at the pub, because if that's really you Bowser you gotta get your shit together.
>>696618495The anti-shota spite is unironically even worse than the anti-furry spite, it's that bad. Barely any of them can qualify and the ones that do are just dedicated round one jobbers like Ness and Pit. There's just really nothing we can do about it.
>>696618569More knightsFewer sinners
>>696618391Jack and Grimm were also Discord picks.
>>696618585The poll says otherwise, I think many people don't have anything better to do, sadly. I know I don't.If it does happen this year and not in January, next years' will happen before King, to not have it end up so close to Christmas again.
>>696618591Bros before hoes. Plus he probably shagged a gypsy tomboy he saved. Paula belongs to the streets.
>>696618646Will be done.
>>696618753Based. Now draw him making Starlow read the bible for her sin of falseflagging.
>>696618638Jackbro... we already know.
>>696618607They always do him dirty>>696618815>Grimm>Discord pickNormalfags don't even know his name.
>>696617725Is there anything worse than not being to wander and to wonder, but to merely… be?
>>696618741So uhWhy is Jacket so hyped this year, when he's won in-spirit twice already
>>696618741The drawfags were on fire during the last round, absolutely kino
How many pictures do you have saved of your main/nominee?
>>696618206Bureiburu had one of the best cringekino localizations of its era. Granted, it doesn't have a leg over the original Japanese, but it's a gold standard for weebcore.
>>696618662>>696618662>Sit ashamed, Roland. You're getting raped again."
>>696618752>C-Cyrus!?The True Messiah won
>>696618675She tanked it btw
>>696617725Imagine Elon Musk's Neuralink implants had a secret loyalty program that made pacified you if you had funny thoughts And that the ones who freed themselves from said program had to fight a thousand year long war for independenceThat's the reality of the average cybran
>>696618873Have sex
>>696618753DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY WITH THIS 0
>>696618892>92He really is getting raped again.
>>696618776I knew he was the one to shaped the continents, but I'm ignorant to everything else in your postQRD? Which god/pokemon did he oppose? Arceus?
>>696618592>He underestimates the power of /trash/ voters
>>696617725terrible childhood + the niggerman getting into his head after testing the teleporter
>>696618873GET-OVER-IT-YOU-BIG-PUSSYIM-DOING-JUST-FINE
>>696618919No, 0 and die, again
GONNA KILL YOU AND KEEP KILLIN YOU
Don't open.
>>696618607>>6966188632B will help the boys out
>>6966188830 because i make my own OC
>>696617725>Trust issues>Cant live on normal planets, have to live in the cold>Everyone hates them for some reason :(the grox are VICTIMS
>>696617225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj1yh7dzjj4
>>696618970By saying nothing?
>>696618875It's his turn
Are my King of /v/ bros gonna be playing Avowed?
>>696618875>twiceJacket basically got jack-shit from the schizo alliance and Batter's run. He only really gained any thread presence last tournament when he had an actual campaign.
>>696618934forced and unfunny
>>696617852Lots of strange... creatures around here. I'm not confident she's safe...... Erm, sorry. I hope you find your daughter.
>>696618853shitting on another man does seem pretty gay, if Mario was a female it would've been fine
>>696618939/trash/ voters want twinks and furries, not hunks
>>696617225Eitherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebqsSzmJE9o&ab_channel=PariahThePariahOrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYAzKQCQAQk&ab_channel=AARRGGCulterkilt
>>696618892>92KWAB
Huh, looks like we’ve got a full house. I guess I should make myself acquainted with some of the fighters here, since the girls are workin’ on the campaign.>>696616979Well, it’s been a while, buddy. What’s that? Oh, hate to break it to you, but you’d be hard-pressed to get lucky ‘round these parts. And no, you’re not getting to one of the demons.>>696617254Speaking of, I do hope you're not working with that bastard marine again. We don't take demon hunters too kindly here, as I'm sure you remember.
>>696618919>9KWAB
>>696618948But you are literally dead
>>696619018If my system can run itIf I can pirate it
>>696617725Oh boy how do I even start?
>>696618892>92OH DEAR OH DEAR
>>696618957Aye sound pal
LawCHADS this is going to be our year
>>696618961
>>696618892>92Roland is truly a survivor
>>696619018It's on goypass so yeahI should have nominated Eder now that I think about it
>>696619026KWABland lost.
>>696619007She said a lot when during her shits fueled campaign. And when she castrates Geralt.
>>696617725He fought God and lost. He got cut into pieces and spread all over the universe. He reincarnated in a family with a brother but God tempted his brother to kill him thus dying again
EVERY DEMON FORM A LINE AND WAIT FOR YOUR TURN TO BE KILLED!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_6ChXTP9TA
>>696619108>inane babble
>>696617225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm0QuVm06LYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaaWPuHnFiUMY (DEAD) FUARKING HEROES
>>696618891>ACKtually it's goodNah
>>696619007She doesn't need to
>>696619053I-KNOWTHATS-WHY-IM-FINEJUST-TURN-YOUR-POWER-OFF,-AM
>>696619018Probably
>>696618892Oh deary me. What happened Roland?
>>696618832>>boys before hoes>Pavol knows Paula cheats on him with every other man for occult shit>Still loves her and want to talk it out>Gets fucking STABBED while attempting to kiss>Survives only due to god's intervantion>Still loves Paula even when she outright tells her she doesn't have feeling towards him>Goes away with her on the balloon to save her from rightfully pissed crowd, even if he has his bros here.>Probably dies in the war with turksNo, he is litterally mad for putting up with this shit
>>696617725...
>>696617225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9whQIbNmu9s
>when during>IESLB
There is a lot of strong fighters this year..Guess I should stop holding back
>>696619050Nah, In true spirit we chased our own paths solo as we usually do. Don't expect any overtly anti-demonic shenanigans from your old witcher.
>>696619137>Inane babbleBut enough about KEKland after he got raped by Angela and Mari.
>>696618721<Over here? I can take them?>
>>696618569Knighthood eventually brings you to Royalty and Royalty can lead you to Monarchy
>>696619018No cause I still won't have finished Metaphor by then
At least this has given me enough time to finish somethingI'm going to wait until we have a proper anchor to post it
So, why is Chicken Little banned from King of /v/ despite debuting in vidya yet General Grievous was allowed to win Mr. /co/lympus for "debuting in /co/"?Before you fags argue that the Chicken Little game was made to promote the movie, Grievous was explicitly put in Clone Wars to promote Star Wars Episode III.
>>696618335By Sigmar, ceer up, man! There's no reason to be so glump.
>>696618193I see it
>>696618892this is what you get for disrespecting your boss
>>696617725>be created>get separated from parent by government >when parents attempt to get you back mom gets shot dead>tear open a hole to a new universe >Jewish dragon shows up >makes you fight in an endless war with doppelgänger of your mother through multiple loops
>>696619249>inane babble
>>696616132>isn't in barredhuh
>>69661918090% chance he came back since a DLC is in the works, and Matej is near guaranteed to be in it.
>>696618607Theres plenty actually >>696618495Because retarded hypocrites always moralfag about shotas but say nothing about lolis
>>696619271Neither should be allowed, Nightshift just rigged for Grievous like she did Wuya
>>696619271Because /co/fags are retarded. Next question.
>>696617725The entire game is the delusions of a dying child from a dysfunctional family. If that's not tragic, I don't know what is.
Show me your character's Christmas spirit
general grevious for king of /v/
I hope we get a good kek out of KWABoo this year
>>696617725Forced to kill his only soulmate in the universe over and over and over and over because some fucktard had really sour grapes.
>>696618416YES! We need Regikino.
>>696619271Because /co/ really likes Grievous for some reason (also clone wars cartoon is not just a tie-in but a piece of media unlike most movie video games which are just movie tie-ins)
YOU FOOLI WAS TRAINED IN YOUR VIDYA ARTSBY COUNT DOOKU
>>696619254Yeah... they're just right down THERE!why is finding a back image of your fuckers head so hard to find
>>696617225Rock onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2JeL1ibBI0
>>696619271>>696619340>>696619345/v/ is just as retarded for letting a Book character like Master Chief in. Don't be like /co/, stop this shit.
>>696619352...
remember to vote for the real Edgeworth and not that zoophile imposter
>>696619365King Boo? He's of no use to me now. I, John Romero, the Icon of Sin, will conquer /v/ by myself!
hank really should've won back in 2021
>>696619323>mindbroken cucland poster can't handle being btfo'ed and has to repeat himself like a broken recordsad
>>696619367Sounds to me like a perfectly happy existence, I don't know what you're moping about.
If the king isn't a source character Valve will never finish Source 2
>>696619448I still have no clue if this a falseflag to either make AM and Geralt look worse for being books, or to make us spite you and vote for them despite being booksEither way fuck off
>>696617725I'll just post this.If you know, you really know.
>>696619243Good man, you sure got my vote. Say, do you know where...>>696619135Well, well. The man of the hour. I’ve still got a score to settle with you, demon hunter. You better watch your step, or I’m getting Dracula on board. Need I remind you of what happened the last time the two of you met?
>>696619352
>>696619326He's from Dragon Ball: Sparking! ZERO and vidya only so he can get in the tournament, just like Android 21
>>696619516>inane babble
>>696617725>Witnessed his village get burnt to the ground and people he knew get killed due to persecution from the Church, leading him to develop a might makes right ideology where only the strong would survive in what is essentially an apocalyptic wasteland filled with monsters
You ARE voting for the BUILD Engine bros, right?
>>696619504Hank, Mado, and Eggman are so much better than the actual winners it isn't even funny
>>696619367Is that-
Who should rape Roland next? 92 decides.
>>696619595vote? I nominated one of em!
You know it would be really funny if someone did a master list of ALL the shota characters in King like how someone did it for anthro characters in Queen. It actually kinda worked too, seeing how many furries suddenly got very high seeds.
>>696619516Canon.>>696619580Headcanon.
>>696619530This is about Master Chief not AM and Geralt. They're whitelisted so they have an excuse to be here. Dumbass.
>>696619618(You)
>>696619442kek didnt even know patches was nominated, ill give him a vote for kicking gacha down a hole
>>696619605did heath even get in?
>>696619495>Icon of Sissies
>>696619367IT WAS HER YEAR! I was saddened when she lost.
>>696619270i'll post mine if you post yours, deal?
Remember to vote for Carhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsv7k33wyr8
>>696619562He's still Zamasu though. An alternate universe version but still.
>>696619448>>696619652SamePUTA btw
>>696619689OPEN ALL YOUR EYES
>>696619684Blame the Tifacucks for the BBC spam
>>696619605
>>696619629furries did will in queen because of rigging, then they went on to shit all over /trash/
I'm going to rig against James!
>>696619689Tell about this funny 3D rendered car
Does your pick know how to swim? Just curious.
>>696617725>treated like shit, not even being acknowledged when assisting a battle for their homeworld>accidentally wake up a beast millions of years old ala dead space>watch how everyone are falling apart fight that beast while they're the only voice of reason in the madness>even go for a mad dash towards the scared galactic superpowers to scream at them to get their asses back into the affray instead of running away like cowards>sacrifice so many brothers and sisters in the final battle against the beast>finally being recognized after all of thatBeing Somtaaw (and Hiigarian in general) is a pretty miserable existence
>>696619618You don't want to know who will sexually assault him next. It's tragic and maddening.
>>696619689What is this thing? A creepy and quirky indie game for streamers?
>>696619530>Geraltfags this insecure to accuse others of falseflagging
I don't know any of the things any of you are referencing.
<< The plan moves ahead... >>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoCrzJyaHoI
It starts...
>>696619603You need to update your shit post
>>696619504>>6966196032021 is the year of great tournaments with below average winners and unfortunately was the rise of NSA.
>>696619685I really want to wait until next thread, I don't think it'd even get attention in this one
>>696619673Only the best version of him
>>696619580case and point
>did will
>>696619684She had it coming, I suppose.
>>696619605>top leftWHO
>>696619829>NSA is in>Winner quality goes down the toilet>NSA leaves>We get fantastic winnersHere's to hoping it can extend to king, if we're still shit by this one I'm done with it for good
ATTENTION EVERYONE!Henry has come to see us! Jesus christ be praised!
>>696619831Good thinking, they kind of screwed up the OC anchor this thread.
>>696619839if you stopped babbling inanely i'd have more to say
>>696619618
>>696619769Don't bother Buster. He's way more popular.
>>696619790It's my spirit animal.
>>>696619629>furries did will in queen because of rigging, then they went on to shit all over /trash/
I have the power to save the nomination you loveyou must chooooooooose
>>696619618Both Dons
>>696618487https://vocaroo.com/1obh0UMIMMjm
>>696616235Dare I say...KINO?!?!?
>>696619765Damn what did Will do to them? Who's Will?
>>696619916>HenryJindřich
Leave Roland alone!
>>696620023The protagonist from Metaphor
>>696619618Cirno and Don.
>>696619916Jesus Christ be praised, Bohemian.
>>696619994dog nigga
>>696619779He moves like a dolphin underwater.I always max swim skills
Checked the internet lately? Look at what's going on down in Syria! That's just ripe for exploitation, isn't it? Hehe...
>>696619831ah fair enough lol, best of luck on your pick anon
You looking for this 5?YOINKSEE YA
AYO NIGGAS ITS YA BOY NIGRON YA BETTA BE VOTEN FOR ME OR I'LL BE RAPIN YO ASSES JUSTA GET YA TO VOTE FOR ME I'LL OFFER GRANT A WISH IF YA GET A 6
>>696619916>Jesus christ be praised!Agreed.
>>696619779I've been in a lot of sports including olympics
>>696620034That's right. The KWABolition will always protect it's members
>>6966201056, die
>>696617725>>696617752>Was recruited so young he doesn't remember his parents>Trained grueling 12 hours a day to become as physically fit>Is sent through mutations that completely fries his nervous, muscular and organ tissue >Has to endure for three days while being only 10 years old>Wakes up extremely capable >Is the only witcher sent for a second try>This time nearly bites the curb and his hair turns white >This makes him the most refined witcher ever >Training still continues>Ventures on his own by 20>Shit that happens in the books and the games afterwards>Especially in Witcher 3 the psycho route
>>696620105Not so fast.
>>696620105GET BACK HERE BEJITAAAAAA
>>696620116Amen amen
>>696619618Angela and Mari again, Don gets to join in this time too.
>>696620136Fix King Boo's crown
>>696620105*steals it from you*nigger
YEAHUH HUHYOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
>>696619618>>696619618carmen
>>696620013CAR DON'T TALK TO AM, HE'S THE ABOMDIMENT OF ALL EVIL!! JUST LET THE PATAPONS KILL HIM!!
>>696619916Amen!
Working on a recreation to the 2023 finals to celebrate the start of this King tournament. It'll be fun, I hope.
>>696620034you have no power after last threadhttps://files.catbox.moe/qtphq0.png
>>6966201055https://files.catbox.moe/w64lld.mp4
>>696619618Battlerbros, this sounds like a job for our HERO...
>>696619618Mari
>>696620292OOOOH YES
>>696620292OHNONONONONO
>>696620292KWABlandbros...
>>696620292LMAO
I unrape Roland with this 2
>>696620264you dropped this 5
>>696620292OH DEAR OH DEAR
>>696620109RAPE HIM >>696620105
>>696620292What, what?! Mari-o? Or literally Mari?
>>696620292OHNONONONO
>>696620292damn, roland getting ridden until hes dry again by her
>>696619916AMENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBuHmdUz7-APRAISED BE HENRY OF SKALITZ
>>696620292loland...
>>6966203362 and Roland gets raped by Angela again.
>>696620082Prolonging an ending forever war even more? Daring, If I may say. BUT! Everyone knows Ukraine is where the blood really flows, Sundowner.https://files.catbox.moe/krsd5d.gif
this is worse than Ms. /co/
>>696620292KWAB
>>696620292Bros I think Roland might have been raped.
With this 0 nothing ever happens
7 and roland gets double raped
>>696620292Countered with this 92
Getting raped by Mari sounds pretty good tbdesu
>>696620523dropped this, "King"
>>696620435There aren't any poop or incest campaigns
>>696620549how tight is she
>>696620435I wish we had a damn anchor so we could start posting art with some visibility
5 and Roland gets double raped by Angela
who are the jobbers of king?
Wouldn't it be funny if Sundowner, Monsoon and Raiden all got in over Sam?
>>696620586Eggman
>>696620559and it's still worse. it's kind of impressive, but not really, because it's terrible.
>>696620586BanJOB
>>696620586Currently it is Roland.
>>696620553no wait here it is
This thread really is shit because of the anchor being in the OP. But, it would be very funny if the hosts does the same thing again in the next thread!
I don't care about Roland and never did
>>696620586Battler
>>696620021Source for the Mac-tan image?
With this 2 I shoot down every rapist
Wouldn't it be funny if Jetstream Sam was the only Metal Gear character to qualify this year?
>>696620601I like Sundowner better than Sam, the line "Kids are cruel Jack. And I'm very in touch with my inner child" will stick with me forever, I don't remember Sam having any great quotes like that
>>696620586Me.
>>696620632Sam...
>>696616159>Pizza Tower cloneI sleep.
>>696617725>Missed the image limitMalgor is God's despair made flesh. He spent the first eons of his life attempting to rouse his creator out of a depressed coma, then spent several more eons going through countless time loops in order to prevent people from fighting. He tried negotiating with people he considered friends (since he has his creator's memories), only to watch as his friends slaughtered each other and him. He eventually decided to bring about peace forcefully, but even then, his only real wish was to be a hero to his "father".
>>696618935It's just lapsed lore that came out of the gigaleak from GameFreak a few months ago.Essentially there were a race of giants that lived before the universe was born. When Arceus hatched, they attacked it because Arceus changed what they lived in. Arceus proceeded to kill all but one giant, and used their corpses to help shape the universe.However in the aftermath Arceus also takes the form of a woman and gets fucked by a human, has two kids who become gods of space and time, yadda yadda yaddaIt's some really wild creation myth shit. You could argue it isn't canon, but the plates Arceus uses have been known to be "made from dead Giants"And in PLA, Regigigas is holding the Blank Plate, an up to that point missing plate to turn Arceus into Normal type
>>696620586trying to force characters into being jobbers has done irreparable harm to tournaments everywhere
7
>>696620632im more in the favor of a second "Part 67"-tier typo a few rounds later like how it happened in this years queen.That was hilarious.
start already
>>696620684Pizza Tower is warioslop
>>696620435True, we need more falseflags and schizos
>>696620653https://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15075
>>696620707NANI?!?!?!?
>>696620684A shitpost, but I gotta respect going and finding an image with no replied from over an hour ago to say this to
Recette...
>>696620707damn son where'd you get that
I reverse all gets with this 8
>>696620778DEAR GOD
>>696620679Sam's best quotes are pretty much all one-liners.Maybe "We've both heard enough speeches about higher causes by now. History will decide who's right." could work.
>>696620638>.ii.....inane babble!! >i....i..i never cared!!!sure PMsissy niw face the wall
>>696620778AIEEEEEEE
>>696620778AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>696620778CHADlandKINGS...
Shadowbros...
>>696620758Thank you
>>696620760>>696620776Fifth time is the charm, never stop gambling!
>>696620772... is a good queen (I'm no longer mad since madotsuki won)!
>>696620778I know it's you, Ancestor.
>>696620778what have you done
>>696620810you're talking about two different people
Wouldn't it be funny if the Jetstream Sam meme spread out wider out from the tourneys, eventually leading some know your meme normie to dig through the source, reaching the chan tourney rabbit hole and leading to a whole youtube documentary video being made about it as a consequence?
Who's Roland? I thought we were talking about Garland for a second
>>696620586Isaac Kleiner
>>696620778Seto Kaiba wins forever with this 5
>>696620772...won. No ifs or buts.
>>696620801his big monoloque he does while Raiden is getting mindfucked by police was pretty good too.
>>696620778NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>696620765Well, what else are you supposed to do. There's not much point in making any OC until the first round actually begins.
8 and Roland still gets raped by Mari.
>>696620778i double triple the power of all the gets except yours with this 3
>>696620892>92
>>696620778I counter with this 8
>>696620887Arne Magnusson...
>>696620892>92KWAB
>>696620915Dropped this
>>6966207787No.
>>696620871Wouldn't it be funny if a second 9/11 happened in time for that not to happen and we all die in nuclear fire?
Yeah Yeah I'm glad Mari is getting her kick in but can we stop giving Project Moon attention I want them all to not even qualify this year after the bullshit back in Queen
>>696620892>92Kaiba is... a survivor.
>>696620772...is the best queen yet.
>>696620892roland is OUT aaaaaaand you my kaiba boy are IN
>>696620973voting for all project moon characters bc of this post
>>696620845__________No proballo__________
>>696620871This is exatly what I'm afraid ofSay hello to Freddy Fazbear king 2025 and Fortnite Jonesy king 2026!
>>696620973Voting for PM now
>>696620871Just another day of normalfags stealing memes from here
>>696620871I think it would be quite serious actually.Not funny at all.
Roland will win this year, 5.
>>696621018fr fr fr fr no cap bruh
>>696620973>want them all to not even qualify this year after the bullshit back in Queensame. if they get in just vote for the gacha characters and they'll kill themselves. they always do.
>>696620973Thishow the hell can I respect a fandom and franchise that can't even respect itself
>>696620973voting HERO in because of this post
>>696620871I dunno how to tell you guys this but /v/ 2023 didn't invent Samposting.It existed way before then
>>696620892Yugi has company now, i see
>>696620892If gets are reversed this means Yugi is Kwab again
>>696620772dimeless
>yfw dr sl0th wins
>>696621132Company? It's kaiba's turn this year
>>696620973The only one I care for as someone who knows nothing about PM is Don
>>696620778Does it mean Roland now rapes Mari?
You guys like Frank West? He's covered wars, you know?You think he has a chance to make it past qualifiers?
>>696621123YOU MEAN IT'S NOT FROM KINGPOST AN ARCHIVE LINK FOR PROOF RIGHT NOW
>>6966211395 and Yugi rapes Kaiba.
the king will be a manyou heard it from me
>>696621119Hero is a fraud and terrible boss
Wouldn't it be funny if all the top 20 seeds got pitted against each other in the first round by the randomized brackets? Personally I think that would be just HILARIOUS.
>>696616841actually laughed at this KEKAROO
>>696621206OK, chud, what if Bridget or Poison win?
>>696620892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-V4uA_Wykk
>>696621217That would be pretty funny
>>696621206Bazzbros...
>>696621187that would be... off the record.
>>696621187That idiot is going to job again!
>>696621217I think it'd be pretty funny if all the campaign heavy picks are forced to fight all the top 20 seeds in the first round.
>>696621132Yugi now runs the dungeon
>>696621174>mfw no 0>mfw no face
Men Cannot be raped...
>>696621185nigga that's INVERSE
So why the fuck did you retards want randomized brackets when seeded didn't cause these problems
Wouldn't it be cruel if all the campaigned picks lost immediately?
>>696621292>92Sam is... a survivor.
Vote Erlking Heathcliff
7 and we all have sex with Recette. Of course (You) go first.
>>696621357cuz it's funny, faget
>>696621357Seeded is shit
>>696621183well after the female dons run in queen i honestly wouldn't mind voting for the male version. tho it's weird how they share the name,
>>696621357Because /v/ is retarded
>>696621357the thing about chaos...it's FAIR.
>>696621373Mr/Ms /co/ bro...
>>696621357Randomized sucks but this shit is mostly random anyway so seeded isn't necessarily better. It's a real pick your poison type of deal
>>696621396dropped this so now she's all mine
>>696621357Because I want my low seed pick to not get fucked immediately.
>>696621318angela amputated him ingame.
>>696621132Yugi is free after King 2023
I've never ever tried to make a campaign for anyone but...Big Boss fan here! Please consider voting for him, MGS3 is an awesome game.
>>696621357desu Seeded vs. Randomized has little to no actual improvement either way when it comes to helping low seeds or preventing high seeds from fighting earlyI voted Seeded for less room for Host rigging, but Randomized really doesn't change too much bracket-wise
>>696621467>randomfags are just admitting they like literal who shitters
>>696621467Geraltbro...
I unrape everyone with this 5
GOOOOOOOOOOODSWHERE'S MY WIFE'S SON
>>696621510mado would have lost to tifa just saying
>>696621357Seeded always ends up with similar boring E8sRandom gets chaos take hold.
>>696621505>I've never ever tried to make a campaign for anyone>>>>Big Boss fan here!yeah it shows anon
>Fuhrer's name got changed to Nyarlathotep in the formsIt's Fuhrover
WITH THIS 5 SHADOW WILL WIN
>>696621545Rolandbros, we've been FREED...
>>696621545Maruki...
>>696621545Kevinbros, it's FINALLY OVER
>>696621554random still got Kiyru in the elite 8 by doing nothing, that doesn't change silentfag behavior
>>696621548Wakey wakeyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjqa66tK2Ts
>>696621510>seededfags are still pissing and crying and shitting their pants at the mere thought of having a fair matchup.
>>696621505Keep working on your campaign, bro.
>>696621403im guessing its a fraternal twin situation or something where they share the name
>>696616068>hosts banned the entire Call of Duty Zombies Universe/Multiverseit breaks no rules hosts, it's fine
Reminder that the neighbor from hello neighbor was born canonically in the year 1945
>>696621602Jiren RAPES him instead with this 5 then
>>696621357I want Geralt to beat low seeds again
>>696621547Calm down, Luigi.
>>696621510No literal whos qualify, we could increase the entry to 256 and there still won't be any literal whos.
>>696621630>fighting an actually popular guy in the popularity contest is considered "unfair" by the low seed kwabs
>>696621545But GETS are reversed currently. That means EVERYONE is raped.
I can't believe Kofi and Xavier blamed the summer of '92 on Big E...
>>6966215455 and the r*pe returns
>>696620586>who are the jobbers of king?You mean characters that always show up and get far but never far enough to be E8?PepsimanFunky KongKirbySpamtonCaptain Falcon
>>696621578Philemon's rigging obviously
>>696621545I rape everyone with this 6
>>696621705AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>696621018freddy fazbear would unironically be a based winner
Battler wins with this 3
>>696621123Proof or you're gay.
>>696621720>SpamtonThat was only in 2021, he's a jobber now
>>696621783>>>/t/his+is+battlers+year
>>696621783IT'S HIS YEAR
whos the Fang of king?
>>696621765...when /v/ is 30 years old
>>696621783We know he already won the losing competition. No need to remind us.
>>696621783BATTLERBROS
>>696621783GETS are reversed you fool
>>696621628Remember to vote for Raymoo's parents
>>696621783The Patapons undos it with this 3
God, I'm so WEAK and PATHETIC. Why am I even in this tournament trying to qualify anyways?...
>>696621783I knew it. This is the one...
>>696621510>heh your shitty pick can't win a match against top seed what a jobber>what do you mean my pick can potentially face Wario, JC, Travis and the like? How is that fair?
>>696621783>>696620778KEKAROO
>>696621828KWAB fang or Primal Fang?KWAB Fang definitely Banjo, cool Fang Jack Garland
>>696621885AM...
>>696621720Cap is a honest silentfag with great support from his people, am i right guys?
>>696621885>average shitnic supporter
>>696621885Battler...
your main is not real and cannot talkplease do not listen to his kind words in your head
>>696621885Negative Man, you didn't get enough replies...
>>696621828Christopher Robin
>>696621928NSA pretending to be AM…
>>696621954>and cannot talkThen what's this? Checkmatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3DeEH_3BDw
>>696621929...
>>696621885>Average cuckrio supporter
>>696621913KWAB Fang beat SU character in Playgirl, does that make the SU characters the biggest KWABs now?
>>696621885Voice of the Broken...
>>696621954All I hear is HEE HO
>>696621894I don't want coolguys mcChads all lumped up together in the same bracket, forced to take each other out, and then the elite 8 is filled with 1-2 actually based video game characters and a bunch of literal whos. Not applicable.
>>696621954I will pick up that can.
>>696621954my main is cyn and she is physically inside my brain in real life
>>696621828jack
>>696622025Black Parade...
>>696616195>>696617575>>696619629>>696620601>>696620670>>696620871>>696620969>>696621217>>696621292https://files.catbox.moe/y7p7al.mp4
>>696621943Bejita wins against TARDku with this 5
>>696621954All I hear is *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
>>696621505Big Boss hater here! I won't vote for him.
>>696621994when i last played blood - Caleb was talking in Russian and screaming commnism propaganda while praising the revolution and Lenin.I am not even shitposting, that was the actual dub
>>696622018Nope, because they beat drones. Drones didn't even try playgirl, when they could've dominated with the drawfagging skills. You know it's bad when you don't even want to ATTEMPT to win.
>>696621954HE HAS NO MOUTHHE MUST SCREAM
>>696621954I WILL NOT FIRE THE SOUL CANNON RADIOWOMAN
>>696622070kek
>>696622070Kek
Anyone a fan of flash games raise your hand!
>>696622070GEMEM
►►VOTE: https://forms.gle/oBFRh82DKjfnQ4Hm9—Timer: https://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-1-qhfdhad a problem with the sheets messing up the position of franchise names but we sorted it, apologies for the wait
>>696622078This 5 says JOBgeta is RAPED and GAY.
>>696622153VOTE FOR THE GROX
this is what two hours and twenty minutes without a poll or an OC anchor looks like
>>696621954I ever tell you about the time me and Keith snuck a paintball gun on a rollercoaster? I never heard'a anybody else doin' it, so I thought we might'a invented a sport, so Keith called the patent office, but
>>696622095Really? Hilarious if so.
>>696622153VOTE FOR DYNAMIKE FROM BRAWL STARS!
>>696622153Password is Black Souls btw
>>696622070SAMBROS, OUR RESPONSE?
>>696622183TRAPPED and BETRAYED by the Hosts
>>696622153I'M GOING TO POST A CARTOON NEXT ROUND FOR WARIOHOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS
>>696622070>https://files.catbox.moe/y7p7al.mp4poor grox wants to assault anon's house but he blew up the key along with the anon's body
>>6966221532 Ragnas and 2 Hakumens
>>696621357Seeded brackets are gay, randomized are more fun. We can get better match ups, and therefore better oc. One of the reasons why I prefer the /v/ tournaments
>>696622153Remember to vote Caleb!
>>696622183>>696616068Anchor in OP, not a new thing I just posted it there this one time
>>696622153Easy task for GODrilla
>>696622195The game outright starts with him crawling out of the grave and saying "Let's go! Towards the great Socialism revolution!" or something like that.I might still have a backup of the dub files somewhere. Shit was hilarious and pretty well done for 90's.
how am i supposed to know the answer
>>696622283This 5? It says your BALL privileges are REVOKED until round 1.
>>696622153FORGET THAT JOBBER SHITJOIN THE LAHARL ELITE
>>696622153Vote for Malgor for peace!
>>696622283Keep it to one time, please.I really need a proper anchor next thread
>>696622283>not a new thingBut a retarded thing just like yourself :)
>>696622153Don't forget to vote for Geralt bros
>>696622153Don't forget to vote for Harry Mason and the other Silent Hill characters.
>Duplicate frog>Duplicate Dracula>etcAAAAAA
>>696622379okay doctorstink lmao
>>696622153>Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney)>Ryunosuke Naruhodo (Ace Attorney)EAT YOUR FUCKING HAMBURGERS BALLS
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BROFORCES
>>696622153>Balan (Balan Wonderland)His game was such a slop, they can't even get the title right.
>>696622153>https://forms.gle/oBFRh82DKjfnQ4Hm9Change the name to fireboy and watergirl the lava girl is a typo
>>696622153BUDDYVOTE FOR THE ACs!and also that crimson 1 fella if you want I dunno.
>>696622153DON'T vote for Slender SISSY.
>>696622435Just vote for both
>>696622153>2 Bearers of the Curse
>>696622458KEKYPOW
>>696622153Man, the witcher lineup didn't disappoint
no seriously who the fuck is Grimm, I'm just getting hollow knight shit.
>>696622469Balan sounds suspiciously similar to Banban if you asked me
>PC-tan (Console Tan Tuesday)>steam deck-tan (console-tan tuesday)SHIT and FINISHED.
>>696622458>doctorstink>stinkIt's called Aura
>>696622540Protagonist of a game called Black Souls. I've only finished the first it was alright, yes I saw every ending
>>696622153BALDIBROTHERS LET'S GET THIS BREAD
>>696622153>XENO GOKU IS INXENO GOKU IS IN>XENO GOKU IS INXENO GOKU IS IN>XENO GOKU IS INXENO GOKU IS IN
Is mithrix in?
>>696622153Edgeworth is barred this year?
>>696622153VOTE FOR SAKI AMAMIYA AND CRAZY DAVE!
>>696622153WHY DOESN'T THE CODE WORKhttps://files.catbox.moe/7z90ct.PNG
>all that final fantasy shit
>>696622576>t. applefag
>>696622153>OK KO is in>Chicken Little isn't this is bullshit
>>696622153Hosts I don't see Fuhrer in the Persona options, he got in at number 167
>>696622742Yeah I saw that too. lol
>>696616235No
remember don't send any votes to diddy
>>696622153>Serge (Chrono Trigger)I would fucking shoot you right now if I could
>>696622872Oh gross a phonecuck pick made it in
>>696622848Wait till you see the witcher
Why are there so many error in the forms?
>>696622153what happens when you vote for someone but there's dupes?
Retarded hosts...
>>696623029vote for both to be safe, typically votes from one character get deleted
No fun allowed
