KEEP ALL TOURNAMENT TALK ITT!►►VOTE: https://forms.gle/XYXruNEPJ2sAdN3N9—Timer: https://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-2-fau3►OChttps://4tourney.wikitide.org/wiki/King_of_/v/_2024/Galleryhttps://queenkingv.booru.org/►Nominations: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iyEvhCLdHgBoPaFf8TzA79wqPcHRqegR7evnMvH4q6o/edit?gid=0#gid=0►Qualifiers: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSczeKUseqA39hRIEgsu5XGzo10Fky1kLI_UQSZ5gSc0OE39GA/viewanalytics►Bracket: https://challonge.com/KingV2024►Detailed Rules and Info: https://pastebin.com/2jqMy7Y2 (embed) (embed)►Character Limit—For qualifier poll>Game or Franchise Series can only have 3 characters (i.e. 3 characters from Metal Gear, Touhou, or Pokemon)►Judges:Yotsuba/v/-tanTre/vr/Senator Armstrong►Hosts>Ballsanon !!TSeJH+Shkly>Coayynon !!HfHRhjBcrKX>PenisAnon !KoAd713y0Q>Samaritanon !!LKu0yr+rtFu►Nominations: >>696524528►Qualifiers: >>696609638►Round 1: >>696715697►Previous: >>696775908
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Form asking the date Playboy of /trash/ should happen, deadline is King's finals (ignore the first and third questions):https://forms.gle/hNCKSkyEv7TA7wcM9Small tournament about video game areas and locations, round 1:https://forms.gle/xZnELyaHZ5dLdzZz5https://challonge.com/zrkk82on
>>696787218Congrats to banjo! https://files.catbox.moe/j8mg5j.jpg
https://vocaroo.com/1eIozZDKmlp2
LET'S ROCK.https://youtu.be/isjbaebcOQU?si=HMZR7rk1I612Jvrh
>Live Geralt Reaction
COME ON KOOPA TROOPLET'S BAN THIS GANON
>>696787269
I'm the best!
13 minutes until 64 characters get BETRAYED and TRAPPED
You know what must be done.
>T-minus 12 minutes
this will be mario in 2013
>>696787269Here's a teaser of something I'm working on. I won't be able to finish this part before the end of the round but I should have more time tomorrow. Power point is a bitch and now that I tried actually making something in it I have even more respect for the girl who did the original. I'll be adding more characters, just please keep Jacket alive. If he loses it's over.Don't click too fast. https://files.catbox.moe/wkv92f.pptx
>>696787286beautiful dick, anon
iik on deck
12 minutes remaining... Do you think your mains are gonna make it?
>This makes ancestor shit and piss his pants
>>696787218Barred from King /v/ 2024 ROUND 1I NEED TO TAKE A PISS AND A COUPLE OF MATCHUPS ARE STILL 1-3 VOTES AWAY FROM BEING FLIPPED ON THEIR HEAD. GET N OR GET OUTVOTE: https://forms.gle/WSFsU1qZo8zchHdv5BRACKET: https://challonge.com/LibraryofSunFUN: https://therandombutton.github.io/'
>>696787286
>>696787287kek
Who do I vote for?
Steady... holdeth the line, companions...
>>696787218Next 128 VOTE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSenP4AthA55NDQUzp3lrrI4ISssa1NR38n1DX02qqg03M6LQQ/viewform?usp=sf_linkI'll probably close votes at midnight
>>696787279Rember to vote for gensokyo, the greatest paradise in gaming
>>696787269LAST SECOND WARIO OCWARIO CAN WIN
>>696787269OC for Barred.
>>696787269Pick up that crap.I know nothing about Ghost Trick.
>>696787369dawg
>>696787269Time’s running out! Vote for the CAGE.>https://files.catbox.moe/s0lwfq.mp4>https://files.catbox.moe/svlyxv.mp4
SAYHISNAME
>>696787393Battler isn't friends with Hulk Hogan
Vote for FPS guys!
I love Shadow! I hope he wins his first round!
>>696787269Vote for Fox!
AMCHADS, HOW ARE WE FEELING?
TLQBROS… WILL WE MAKE IT OUT ALIVE?
>>696787347KINO, I'm doing something similar for Jacket. Good luck anon
>>696787347Kino is on the menu boys
>>696787421THAT'S THE TICKET
>>696787371Mr Stick mpreg comic spotted!
Oh Coach, do you hear that? That bubbling noise? Is someone pissing? No, that smell, that warm feeling on the air...it is a fryer, but for wh-oh, now, now it all makes sense, doesn't it, you hungry nigga? You black glutton, but how? How could there be delicious fried chicken this deep underground? Or is it even chicken? No, no, ALL mere illusions, a mere omen of what will be left of you once I get bored enough, all delightfully put in a language you can understand, Roach. Don't look at me with those puppy eyes, soon we'll have a toast with you at the center of it all! A sad meal is a bad meal, after all, so take it easy from here, I already got a cage for you, and let me tell you, I don't think you can much more of a beating, or roasting for that matter, being honest, you're already looking brittle. So, Coach, I'll se you on the other side, waiting for my order.
who up freddying they fazbear
IN MY RESTLESS DREAMS,I SEE THAT TOWNMARTINAISE
Ten minutes.https://forms.gle/E1ku1knX8ZaWVuDg8Bracket: https://challonge.com/KingV2024Next128
>>696787421KINOOOOOStellar work, Wariobro!
>>696787421LET'S GET IT DONE
>>696787423ZAMN! dat furboi do be taking dat bbc!
>>696787469Kill this image with fire
>>696787347I can't wait
So Geralt, how much do you want to pay me to let you win?
You DID vote for James, right?
>>696787495We’ll turn him into scrap metal you just watch
Reposting in these last few minutes
>>696787492I did! SF64 was my jam!
>>696787578Blow it out your ass.
>>696787442CHADrio sama i-i KNEEL.
>>696787494ON THE CUSP OF VICTORY
>>696787317It might be over for him, but I still believe in Rando.
>>696787537Kino
>less then 10 minutesMain status?
>>696787269reposting
>>696787494I have faith.
>>696787529what?actually i don't want to know, don't reply
>>696787363AAAAAGGGGHHHH, THE RUIN HAS COME FOR MY FAMILY. I MUST SKEDADDLE!
>>696787421YES>>696787269
>>696787269Got inspired by >>696720451 and >>696720524. Time for our heroes to put /dbs/ in their place!VOTE MARIO!
VOTE FOR AM
>>696787363ok but can I fuck it
>>696787369Vote for the grox NOW
>>696787421KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>696787693Kek
Seven Minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.
>>696787693Lmao
>>696787347Holy FUCK godspeed anon
>evensbe a dirty cheater and vote again>oddsbe a good honest man
>>696787537>read it in his voicenice
>>696787269Only a few minutes left to vote for your favorite robotic superstar in Next 128, darling. But I suppose it would be a disservice not to cover my opponent before we wrap up. Even if it's obvious he can't match up to me in sheer glamour.Vote in, uuuh... Whichever one of these two >>696787409 >>696787556
>>696787724yes, sort of. with mods
5 and duke wins
>>696787610Alright, here's a deal. I'll give you one extremely rare and expensive gwent card collectible and you'll let me pass. How does that sound?
>>696787421LET'S FUCKING GO
>>696787610>Nit just voting and then sending him the bill anywayAint no nook of mine
>>696787685The image you have posted is a crop from that comic.
Mario is the Chosen One for the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control. Against him and his deeds there is no Law.For it is God’s will that by doing good He should silence the ignorant talk of the foolish hedgehog.Your vote must be sincere. Hate what is evil and furry; cling to what is good.
>>6967878975 and duke is out
ARMSTRONG!!! Me and my sense of justice will win out over you!
FIVE MINUTES
FIVE MINUTES LEFT FAGS
Five minuets, let 'em have it, Mac!
FIVE MINUTES, FAGS
FLY HIGH, PIT
UNF
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>>696787947YOU LEFT YOUR TRIP ON AGAIN STUPID
>>696787897You dropped this king
>>696787269>>696787848Also reposting my very legitimate Spamton OC
>>696787218FIVE MINUTES
>>696787421Selling your soul? How did I not think of that. If I sell my soul multiple times, I will have the money AND not a single niggerman can claim full ownership on it. BRILLIANT!
>>696787976Those 5 minutes lasted 11 episodes however...
>>696787976>>696787989>>696787990>>696788000AND NOW?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQbKxsul5nAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBZ26AoGilU
>>696787897...
5 and all your picks lose
>>696787347>https://files.catbox.moe/wkv92f.pptxOH YEAH, IS KINO TIME.
>>696787996Only you were on time, Doc
>>696787996>Doc Louis was the only one on time Kek
>>696788076my fucking hero
>>696787347KINO
>>696787996>only doc made it on timekekkerino
>>696788025Sonic's jobbing isn't he.
>>696787976>>696787989>>696787990early-zas...>>696788000late-za...
4 minutes left gamblers!
meanwhile... on planet retard
>>696787269Now for Luigi! Go Luigi!
>>696787996My man Doc got it right on time
Battler will be real in 3 minutes.
>>696788000WTF I thought you all said there was no dubs or trips on this board?????
5 and grox porn gets posted after they win
>>696788121Mario's been active from the start, Sonic has been relatively quiet
>>696788154Sonic is gonna win bros! I can feel it!
>>696788025
A toast
>>696788180Witches WON'T be.
>>696787423OH NO NO NONOT LIKE THISMEI DON'T LOOK
...
All votes are now random with this 8
>>696788154oh boy i sure love voting for mario over sonic
More gas for my king
>>696787901Extremely rare and expensive, huh? I like the sound of that. We've got a deal then
Butler of /v/ Bottom 128 Tournament Round 1:https://challonge.com/ru6lysy0https://forms.gle/CJqTN1Pr3wgrYqk68https://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-2-bottom-128-gbij
>>6967878975 and the FPS "alliance" has to clean my house.
>>696788240
>>6967882040s are the exception
>>696788240May the best >*AHEM*Contestants win!
>>696787495IT'SOVER(FOR REAL)
Here's a hint to your opponent's weakness Sonicfags. Figure it out in the minute you have left.
>>696787693/dbs/sissies... Why are we so weak...
>>696788025>>696788221It's been neutralized. Now either way goes:>>696776267
>>6967878975 and all the fps guys shoot themselves in the penis
So yeah, anyway, I lost. Suck it naysayers.
>>696788154I love my home!
>>696788240... to chaos in this tournament
1 minute is all I need to win.
>>696787495HERE WE GO
>>6967882915 and i rip off your head and shit down ur neck
Hello and welcome to the exciting 2024 King of /v/ tournament where mighty men from all over the gaming worlds duke out for the next crown of this year's King! With power, strength, and a little bit determination, these guys all have whether it takes to be the ultimate champion. Let's dive into the action as we witness these electrifying battles unfolding before our very eyes:At match 5, Typhlosion uses Flamethrower an attempts to cook up Waluigi who quickly scramble for cover. The man in purple counterattacks by tossing Bob-Ombs towards the Volcano Pokemon, but Typhlosion fires back with Eruption that created a huge fireworks display that only hit both of them as tiny flaming rocks drops onto them. Waluigi however, managed to trap Typhlosion with his Piranha Plant while he's distracted. Can Typhlosion escape his troubling situation (and possible crimes), or will Waluigi stops him onto his tracks?At match 11, Quote fires his Polar Star towards his opponent, but Asura brushes off the attacks as if they were mosquito bites and shakes the entire stage by pounding his bare fists at the ground. The robot solider tries to stay still, but the vibrations are much too strong for him to handle as he launches missiles towards the demigod who blows them away with a strong energy blast that knocked Quote off his feet and slammed him to the wall. Can Quote defeat this mighty foe, or will Asura shut him down like any other good machine?At match 15, JC Denton utilizes his nano-augmentations to cloak and traverse the battlefield unseen, but Agent 47 is well equipped to hunt down even the most hidden enemies around him and he shows it by blasting the tech user with silverbullets. However, Denton is quick on his feet as he runs around the stage with the assassin still on his trail. The cyberpunk agent tries to blast his opponent with EMP grenades, but Agent 47 is still up and running. With two agents fighting for the crown, who will outsmart the other?
>>696788287Vote for Yashiki!He solves ghost mysteries and keeps attracting young girls!
SHIT I FORGOT TO RIG THE VOTE
Gee, it sure is boring around here...
LEAVE THE COUNT TO ME.
https://youtu.be/B7gGacb8cO4?si=Rtc6qa8IZTjHtTuP
STOP THE COUNT
>>696788240[clink]
>>696787495>>696788393KINO
NONE OF YOU WILL STOP ME!
>>696788358CHADow could've easily won but only lost to get vored by Hex like every loser does
Ha! Ha! Ha!
>>696788413Weren't you looking for a strong black dude for Zelda?
20 million additional votes for your pick have arrived
it was over
>PM, Fang and Angela got inKneel retards.
>>696788403At match 27, King K. Rool attempts to hit Fox McCloud with his giant cannonballs, but the space pilot quickly deflects them with his trusty Reflector that smacks the reptilian king hard! Fox McCloud isn't done yet folks, as every competitive-minded Smash players' favorite fighter began to run all over the stage in order to confuse King K. Rool after he shook off his dizziness from the cannonballs. The pirate king uses his propeller to fly around and catch the speedy fox with his bare hands. It's a battle between speed and power, and furry and scalie; but who will be our winner?At match 32, Isaac unleashes his Plasma Cutter that managed to make a dent on X’s armor. However, the battle bot fires back with an array of various projectiles from his blaster that made good hit on the space solider. Isaac uses Stasis to slow his opponent's movements, but X quickly adapts by using his Dash Boots to evade and retaliate with charged shots. These sci-fi warriors are burning with desire for victory, but who will gain a clear shot on one another?At match 37, a battle of two evil kings is going under way as Ganondorf charges towards Bowser with his giant sword and tries to slice the Koopa king with it's blade, but Bowser quickly block it with his claws that only created a brutal melee exchange as the two swing their attack at each other. Bowser soon breaks the fight with his fiery breath that blows Ganondorf away, but the holder of Power fires back with a barrage of magical projectiles that blocked his opponent's fireballs. These two powerful kings are determined to win this years' crown, but who will be our victor in this intense fight for dominance?
IS FUCKING OVER>>696787693Kek
>>696788471STOP HIM
>>696788358He's just so sexy bros...
>>696788471>>696788439STOP! IN THE NAME OF THE KING!
>>696787269>>696787494Enjoying the show!
shadow tops me btw
Should Luigi be expelled from King of /v/ for murdering the UnitedHealth ceo?
>>696787269>>696787495>>696788393Anchoring this KINO
What's your favourite CoD Zombies map King bros? Personally played Tag Der Toten recently and it might be in my top 5.
>>696788262Oh, honey, just stop it already. You're embarrassing yourself. Both of us, in fact.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>cant find the catbox in the resultsSOMEONE FIND IT
Now we wait
>>696788545Anon that's not OC...
Butler of /v/ / King of /v/ Bottom 128 Round 1 Results:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf36aZbct8lMi0BrcLoK-xVsIUrkxey9gGZysBgd_kTibkANg/viewanalytics
Aww come on, that was an expensive card
Round 1 resultshttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScY7S0Ik3_8TqgDajvPlq686B9IH-nWfYMB6n6NmEHW3H-NnA/viewanalytics
>LONG QUIET JOBBED>NARRATOR WONNARRATORBROS WE'RE STILL IN THIS
>battler won>47 lost>battler won>47 lost>battler won>47 lost>battler won>47 lost>battler won>47 lost>battler won>47 lost
>>696788531>>696788561He's mine whores
Results are up
>>696788585For me it's Five.
>>696788509At match 46, it's battle between two survivalists as we see an array of gunshots and tools being thrown everywhere. Frank charges towards Leon using a modified sledgehammer with buzzsaw blades, but Leon dodges his assualt and counters with bullets from his handgun, followed by a flash grenade which temporarily disorients the journalist. Frank then launches a barrage of exploding teddy bears from his Blambow that causes Leon to take cover and fights back with more bullets. Who will be the one to survive this explosive battle?At match 53, it's the classic rivalry that defined generations as Sonic the Hedgehog and Mario face off in a high-speed duel. Sonic runs around Mario with his speedy movements and follows it by hitting the plumber with his Homing Attack. Mario isn't down yet folks as he slows the blue blur with his fireballs that managed to hit him as he stumbles to the ground. Things takes more epic approach as the two legends unleash their ultimate power of the Super Star and Chaos Emeralds respectively, and began to zip all over the stage with yellow-golden aura everywhere. This is the battle we have been waiting here, but who will be our one and only hero to make it further this year?This is only round 1 and already we been experiencing a series of epic showdowns. Who will be our first winners this year? Vote now!
>>696788393>Everything goes dark, and…
I lost...
The dog did not pick up the can.
>>696788619I vanquish the darkness!
>>696788671The match up.... our funny matchup.... it can't happen....
>>696788651>Crash beat SansWOAH
>>696788626SIEG HEIL AMICOS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHI had fun
STEVE BROKE THE JOBBER CURSEBANJO IS SHIT AND FINISHED
>Grand Dad lostBALLS OVER
JACKETBROS SOUND OFFNEXT WE BRING DOWN A TITANAlexbros, sorry we had to meet so early. I had a lot of fun this round.
>Fox finally made it past round 1HE BROKE HIS CURSE. MY BOY IS FREE AT LAST!
the tribute killed Banjo
>>696787218>Megaman was this close to beating garciaGG faith fags, I am kinda sad that this match didn't got much attention.
>>696788653If he knows spells that can trap a god, he knows spells that can vanquish a lowly demon
>NOOK WONKEKGeralt was fantastic though>>696788732No you didn't
AAAAMEEENNN!!!
WARIOBROS, WE DID IT!Spamton, I won't let your loss be in vain...
>Geralt couldn't beat a higher seed
AMbros...we won...
Tch, Italians...
https://youtu.be/5xY_qqFgBe8?si=0iqOowkHs9Fq7d00THE LOSING STREAK IS OVER, BOWSERBROS
>>696788651Mario won. Shadow won. Sonic lost. Freddy lost.
The votes? I stole 'emThe proof? This 5BYEEEEEEE
HOW DO I VIEW THE FULL ANSWER LIST TO THE PASSWORD AAAA SAVE ME
Master Chief is a Battlerbro now and I won't hear anyone claim otherwise, SHOUT OUT TO MY WIGGER CHIEF
Kirby has absorbed the hunter
Oh the irony.
>>696788831Much like in canon, Spamton gets his best moments here from losing everything and being defeated.You did him right, Wario. Now take the crown.
How the fuck did Christopher Robin lose to Xbox slop that no one played
Sonicfags, explain yourselfs.
>nyarly lost
>>696788631I recognize a fake card when I see it, sorry Geralt but whoever gave it to you scammed you.
Mario bros…the get came true
Ancestorbros...Crazy Davebros...TQLbros...
>Frog wonHuzzah! Well fought, Sir Papyrus! You did the royal guard proud.
I had fun this time around, anons. However, I promised that I would draw James as an anime girl if he lost and never went through with it last year.
THIS IS LIKE HAVING A DINNER AT ANCESTOR'S HOUSE
6 YEARS6 ROUND 1 LOSSES
>>696788870just you wait motherfucker
>>696788762THE SEPHARIM WILL CONQUER THE BOTTOM
AMBROS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!
SHITnic...
>>696788912Kek
>the pacman vs heavy chart look like pacmanlol
>>696788671>assassinates himself to get battler killed in round 2
>61.1%
These results are absolutely terrible. What the fuck is wrong with you /v/? Just voted off a bunch of good characters and let meme characters in. Not to mention voting off a bunch of characters with good OC and thread activity.
Why the fuck does /v/ care so much about old-ass Valve dogshit I mean holy third world in here
>>696788626>Moth wonFully expected it to go to duke Galtz since people would recognize one way heroics, but glad to see it didn't, maybe he'll at least go as far as 2 years ago
Geraltkeks, I thought our HERO was supposed to be a powerhouse......................................
YEAR OF SHADOW!ALL HAIL SHADOW!
>>696789027...
I heard a rumor Nyarlathotep was pretty weakit was true
ah, next year lisabros
>>696788626TOTALFLOIGANVICTORY
>Roland jobbed>Asura jobbed>Nyarly jobbed>47 jobbed>Geralt jobbed>Hunter jobbed>Sephiroth jobbed>K Rool jobbed>Ancestor jobbed>Papyrus jobbed>Patches jobbed>Pit jobbed>Alex jobbed>Long Quiet jobbed>Missile jobbed>Pikmin jobbed>Adachi jobbedALL MY PICKS FUCKING LOST. SISSEL ITS ALL UP TO YOU NOW
>>696788923Hosts nerfed him, no wonder he lost
>>696788764Serves you and that Nyarlathotep asshole right! I'm finally out of Olathe, so maybe I can take a break with the boss for a short while now.Thanks for playing along with me this round, anon, it was fun. I really should check out Darkest Dungeon already.
>>696788924Welp, Yens gonna be infuriated at me for this. Oh well, a mans sad day is another good night out with the pals. Right Hunter?
>the ancestor lostH-huh? HOW.
>Sonic is the only character from his franchise that lost Didn't this exact thing happen in 2022?
Mariochads!We fucking won!
BOW YOUR HEADS LOWALL HAIL SHADOW
So is it time to admit the Grandfather/Whitelist rules matter ONLY for AM, and everybody else is a poser latching onto his success?
Y-you’re strong, Travis... G-go... be number one.. p-please take care of that girl...
>>696788174Based
>Geez, this golem hits hard.>Sorry I couldn't beat him before the time limit, Lady Palutena.
>>696789027>Just voted off a bunch of good characters and let meme characters inName every single instance of this happening.
>>696789032Cope BanJOB see you in next year's round 1 BITCH
>>696788947>>696787269KINO
>duke lostIt's all up to Doomguy now.
well fought Agent.
>I'LL CRUSH YOU
>James lost>Roland lost>the long quiet lostkilling myself btw
>vergil by 4 votesbooooo, Vergil is boring as fuck in King, Big Smoke would of at least been novel.
Ehhhh shit.I'll be rooting for you, Peppinobros. Good luck.
GG NO REHonestly expected James to win though and wouldn't have minded either way
...hon hon hon!
>>696789025wouldn't it be funny if battler won round 2
Yanderebros…our tumblr sexymen lost…
>Shadow won>Sonic lostIT REALLY IS HIS YEAR
>Heavy Made It>Spy Made It>Gordon Made It
>>696787347>>696787347>https://files.catbox.moe/wkv92f.pptxAbsolute Kino
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE AM SAMA PLEASE GIVE MY HERO GERALT SOME OF YOUR POWER HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE AN E8 HEAVY HITTING POWER HOUSE HE CAN'T JOB TO A FUCKING AC CHARACTER AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>696788651>all my memepicks are gonefucking rigged matchups
>ancestor lost to fucking hexHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA
>>696789220Big Smoke doesn't really do anything either, both have been the mainstay silent jobbers for years
>>696789104The dawn reptiloids run the goverment and tournaments. All hosts are reptiloids, I'm sure of that
DON'T TREAD ON HEE
Damn, down to 6 already. I was expecting King Dedede to lose but not Isaac, but he always gets knocked out early on. Charles wont make it out of round 2 anyway.
>>696789249Damn straight
>>696789153>Don't worry, Pit! An angel can't really compare to a goddess. Qualifying at all is already an achievement!
>>696789210>literal who bitches got humbled
FOUND IT!
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>>696789236The match was kino as fuck and the DE posting has been a delight, but I loved James' campaign and SH2 is an all time favorite. I'm glad the match happened but I'm bummed it happened so soon.
>>696789058I made this webm and was looking for it hours ago but lost it. Thanks for reposting it so I can save it.
We can all agree that Geralt was always a jobber, yes?
A SERVANT OF DIVINITY HAS FALLENA TURN HAS PASSED WE EILL GET OUR RETRIBUTION
>>696788651LMAO not a single person nominated either Max Payne or Alan Wake??
>>696787269Reposting
This years feels fucking weird, so many strong oponents lost to niche characters, I mean, how in the actual fuck did gex win? PD: I am not mad that the ancestor lost, just fucking confused.
>ancestor and asura lostThere goes all my nominees, that was absolutely not my fault.
Damn my pick's opponent did nothing and had no vocal supporters and he still jobbed hard.Guess I'm maining Shadow now.
>>696787269>>696788545Fucking image did not load
>AM over coachFuck you guys...
>>696788651Crazy Dave bros... we lost.
This round is over. Live with the decisions you have made: https://forms.gle/E1ku1knX8ZaWVuDg8As ever harsher choices are to come...King of /v/ 2024: Next 128 (Round 2) https://forms.gle/Ymb5CZSTJuNspWUZABracket: https://challonge.com/KingV2024Next128
Well shit, it was fun at least
>>696789360It's tail time
SAYMYNAME
>>696789104I just had to believe
>>696789153pit you're fired
>>696789226Thanks Johnny. I won't disappoint.
How are y'all 3x3s holding up, /v/?
>>696789074fuck off, pedo. I hope you lost.
BIG. PRINCESS. MILKERSI WANT THEM NOOW!!
>>696789153>>696789320Give him a consolations blowjob, palu
>>696789360Qo/v/ shitposters are ruining Ko/v/ because they're still mad their main lost.
Geraltkeks....................
You can't run from the wrath of God, hijo...
>>696789386I like Coach, but AM is just one of my favorite characters in general.
>Metal Sonic beat TLQKinda surprised given Princess performance in Queen although I was pulling for my nigga Metal. GG Princessfags
BATTLERBROS TAKE MY ENERGYI HAVE A JOB NOW, FINISH WHAT I COULD NOTBATTLERCAN WINhttps://mega.nz/folder/srtlgLYZ#W7WO3eqvsuG30hUvT5yLVg
>>696788947Cute
>>696789360Gex is coming back and is more recognizable to the average voter than Ancestor.
>>696789249>>696789316Shadowbros...is this it? Will we end OUR HERO'S year off strongly?
>>696789350You guys are calling Eggman a jobber, and then Geralt went and can barely got more than a THIRD of the vote. And that's WITH Jetstream Sam making him a gigantic meme, even Alex was more powerful.
►►VOTE: https://forms.gle/YPygMgCBPmtAqyj1A—Timer: https://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-3-0w4d
>>696789398Waluigi cured Typholosion of his rape curse.
Damn, Leon completely btfod Frank.
HON HON HON
>>696789395>both links link to the same formbuha?
>>696789320>Now, I remember someone saying he'd buy me a burger after the round was over. Hmm?
I'm the king of this land now
Discokings, we made it through Round 1.
>>696787369How much longer left
>>696789391I know how you feel.
Wouldn't it be funny if Doomguy or Jack frost win, making eggman double shit and finished?
>>696789487GG metalbro
>>696789487Humans finally opened their eyes and realized how useless TLQ is! A princess deserves a GOD, LIKE ME!
>>696789395the REAL poll is still open, FYIhttps://forms.gle/SV3E1t5MS7Z5DHHp8
>Yiik lostAbsolutely no fun allowed
>>696789578Go back
MMMM VALVESLOP VALVESLOP I FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOVE VALVESLOP I TOO WAS BORN IN 1997 IN FUCKING RUSSIA OR BRAZIL FELLOW GAMERS FUCKING LOOOVE VALVE FUCKING SLOP
>>696789090I'd only add Cage jobbed and this is exactly how I feel too.
>>696787218Well, if it wasn't me, a heart attack would've killed the Coach. Now then, I hear this Wesker fellow has quite the following. Works for a bio-weapons facility. Shame for him that I'm not seeing anything on technology on his background. It means he'll be gutted quicker. He has quite a big mouth, so at least he could entertain me in the meantime...
>>696789238Thank uncle sam for bailing you out.
>>696789413MY HEROTHE NARRATORI FUCKING KNEEL
/v/ would be cool if either Alex YIIK or Harry Dubuis won. Literally /v/ personified
Slaying in progress
MADNESS
>>696789360I'm actually happy we lost so many mainstays, too many silent campaign cool guys for the past few years with little to no fun OC, I welcome the shake up. Typholsion was a upset for me though, I was hoping at least Round 2 for him.
>>696788947my wife is so pretty...
>>696789519LEE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE
>AM vs. Wesker rematchSo is this just going to be reposting a bunch of stuff from 2022?
>AM vs WeskerNSAbros...
>>696789603you are autistic as fuck
only 4 left
>>696789519I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ON ANY INCARNATION OF YOUR SORRY ASS FREEMAN, I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS
kneelI squealMy headcanon isn't realI copeI mopeSomeone hand me a ropeI sinI never winI belong in a trash binI jobI'm too weakTo ever become an eliteMy game belongs in the trashbagI'll never stop being Round 1 trashI am... a Geraltfag.
>>696789501>Gex is coming back and is more recognizable to the average voter than Ancestor.Eh....To the average poster, not the average /v/irgin, and DD is arguably more popular than Gex, anyways.
>>696789090wtf are you me?
>>696789547>Man, I thought you forgot about that...GG, Regigigas anons! Good luck!
>Narrator vs Donkey KongHow's Narrator going to rig this one..?
>>696789659>Donkey KongCan he make it?
Valve buck broke me.
>>696789395>Nerdly beat HadesThis calls for some victory gamer words
Apologies for all who couldn't keep up to snuff and must leave tonight. Almost all of fought well and were worthy of the title. But in order for one man to have a successful path to victory, several others must fall.Barred from King /v/ Round 1 results:https://forms.gle/FSwm2LSy9d1nbCGM6
>>696789584Or Raiden, who is the character I would've actually guessed would most likely break the runner up curse.
>>696789448
>>696789489Saved
>>696789735Yes.
>>696788947Here's a version with a background and effects. This year was really fun. Appreciated campaigning James and Felicia. See you around, anons
>Narrator Vs. DK>Harry Vs. Bowser
>Fox beat K. RoolThe funniest thing is that ALL Fox's opponents since last year have been Smash Bros. characters. Thank you a lot, anons. I'll keep drawing for Fox
Well, I guess he would have lost to Travis regardless
>926 responsesWe usually get around 1000, looks like we have less voters this year
>>696789519>AM vs Wesker rematchOOOOH BOY.
>>696789545>>696789395Apologies, wrong link. Here is the form.King of /v/ 2024: Next 128 (Round 2) https://forms.gle/GtXSzV9kwqu49MM39Bracket: https://challonge.com/KingV2024Next128
>Shadow vs. LeonShadowbros...now what...
>AM vs. WeskerExtremely meta match for those in the know.
47 had a way harder match than Battler, but it's funny that usually Battler loses before 47. Wouldn't it be funny if this had the inverse effect where instead of 47 losing after the round Battler lost, Battler gets a boost to go further than either ever have?
This is a reminder that Charles has gone further than lol& once again
>>696789793Onto the next stage of our plan, and the next century of Grox rule over the galaxy.
>Douk is outGo forth my heroes…
I voted for battora
>~75% of voters in these tournaments are tf2dronesThis explains why these results always suck.
>>696789395>vinny lostI no longer care
These results are pretty funny.
>>696789893We fight to the bitter end.
>>696789893We face him FEARLESSLY and WIN
>>696789519HUNK-Os my favorite
>>696789584I want Doomguy to win though, especially now that I'm not split on 3
>>696789820It was a very pleasant match. I wish it didn't have to end at round 1, but we got some good stuff that will endure beyond KoV from it.
>>696789764GG, thanks for being such a good sport. It was a lot of fun.
>>696789793Bazzbros what the fuck?
So you think you're an expert in espionage, is that it? I'll admit that I admire your choice in firearms, but do you know how to use it?
>>696789917>for years anons thought 47 was getting dragged down by Battler>we could finally see it was 47 getting pushed up by Battler
GG Jacketbros wished we could've met on better terms you better at least make it to elite 8 we believe in you.
>>696789925*blocks your path*How about we make a gentleman's agreement?
>>696789896It will cause the ultimate melty for NSA.
Name of the show that caused the GR15 ruling?
Geralt? More like SHIT and FINISHED.
>>696789964You got a problem with that Hippie?
Who is bigger? CJ or Fed Hood?
>>696789793>That Diskun vs Roosevelt resultHoly shit.
>>696789834Maybe next year, Ancestor, next year.
>>696789793>Trump DESTROYED>PC-tan won>Finn JOBBED>Grox won>Laharl won>Bazz LOST>Dazai ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISHES StevenVery good, nearly all my picks won.
>>696789519What would Harry think in his head facing Super Mario?
>>696789793Sin & Punishment gang... it's so overGG Ghandi, you were the best character in Clone High. Also goodluck to Dr. Sloth.
>>696790061Kill yourself
>>696790001At least pyramid head is still in beacuse of next 128.
>>696790061Alicorn
>>696789793OOOOOONE LITTLE SLIP
>>696789964We need to ban it
MMMM VALVEDELICACY VALVEDELICACY I FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOVE VALVEDELICACIES I TOO WAS BORN IN 2001 IN FUCKING POLAND FELLOW GAMERS FUCKING LOOOVE VALVE FUCKING DELICACIES
>>696789489We may never reach the heights that you achieved last year bro. But we will try.
>>696787279Sorry for the wait, round 2 of Best Vidyarea:https://forms.gle/v9ax9T9dxdAmMxLy5
>>696787218Your simple fists are no match for mine blade! I've seen your fighting, and find you quite admirable, but you've chosen poorly, Mr. Mac, by failing to bring a weapon to a duel! Thy hour is close at hand!
>>696789793OOOOONE LITTLE SLIP
But a round 1 victory isn't what you find. Instead what you find is your body, crumpled and broken on the floor, as your victorious opponent advances.As much as we might wish things had happened differently, I cannot deny the reality of the situation. Everything goes dark, and you job.
Crash is just absolutely enamored with that blue orb.
>Nobody cared about Geralt until he lost
>>696789793We're still in this gentlemen, full steam ahead!Duelist Alliance!
>>696789820This year's round 1 was a terrible bloodbath.
>>696789556Good luck against fucking Mario, hes gonna need a 99 dice throw
>>696787269https://youtu.be/zQ0sHYiwpCMMECHA SONIC BROSLET'S MAKE THE NEXT 128 IS OURS
Alex and Geralt losing at the same time while Sam won is funniest result after what happened last year. Sam played them both.
Let's do this Metalbros
>>696790141If there was Valve slavdrones you would see every nominee being a Dota character
>>696790079Fed Hood was the bigger appearance while CJ has the biggest stomach as he can consume threads and still be hungry
>>696790014You guys have my support until Regi goes against my main.
>>696789893We RAPE Leon
>>696790206Can't believe Sam used and Betrayed Alex after all they've been through
>>696789820We'll have better luck next year. Have faith.
Wouldn't it be funny if Sam somehow made it into the finals, and after the timer is over, the mods only post the iconic image of Sam..The results come over, and he loses by a 70% margin.
>>696789793Holy shit Dazaibros let’s fucking go
>>696790168ACK!
>>696787269Didn't see anyone make Quote OC so I made some with my very limited drawfag skills>>696788651>Quote won round 1niceu
>>696789793AND DON'T COME BACK
KWABralt
>>696790236Truly a match made in heaven.
>>696790058She moved on to a different husbando now
>Sekiro vs SamSekiro wins thanks to the power of Kuro's shota bussy
>Qualifers has about 500 votes>Round 1 has 900 votes and we're supposed to vote this is legitimateLMAOEither one fag is rigging to shit or this got linked elsewhere
>>696789793...
>>696790259Who is yer main?
>>696789395>Don Quixote wonbased papa don
Mmmm! Time for dinnerAll the losers are about to be in my belly
>>696790292Sam only cared about the sex. It's tragic. >captcha: G4MYR
>>696789610Alex Yiik is The Room of video games.
>>696789793>Chicken Little over Not ShaneFucking rigged
>Qualifiers has 500 votes>Round 1 has 900 votesHold the fuck up.
>>696790294The would be pretty funny
>>696789893
What an interesting shape for Pac-Man to lose.
>>696790192Realistically what is Harry's chance against Mario.
>>696789793DISKUNNERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Regigigas vs JacketThis better be good.
>>696789519How we voting this round? For me it's>Sissel, feel about the same for both but like the campaign for him>Raiden, he's cool>Slightly leaning Waluigi, pretty memey match in general>Nero. I just don't drink soda>Phoenix, undeniable classic>Chief, slight edge because of all the Halo MP fun with my friends>Steve, haven't played L4D>Denton, classic>DOOMguy, one of my mains>Nook, but not a strong preference can be convinced to change>DK, the country games are great>Peppino, a main and great game>Postal guy, so we don't have more skibidi toilet memes>Fox, love Star Fox 64>HUNK, he's been fun>Clarke, good game>AM, lmao at that rematch>Travis, about my favorite guy here>Bowser, he's fun>Frog, loved CT>Edgeworth, slightly favor>Jacket, fantastic game>Leon, sorry Shadow but I didn't like Shadow the Hedgehog when I got it as a kid. RE4 and RE2MAKE are some of my favorite games ever>Metal Sonic, slight preference for the OC>Wario, my main man's always getting my vote>Spy, he's funny>Mario, great campaign this year and love Mario 64>Sekiro, second favorite Fromsoft game just behind DS1>Soldier, also funny>Luigi, for Luigi's mansion>Falcon, for his Smash apperance>Alucard, like Castlevania
I forgot to vote in round oneI'm so sorry bros
>Shadow Won>Sonic lostSHADOWCHADS WE'RE COMING HOMEIT'S HIS YEAR
>>696790338Who?
>>696790363Qualifiers always have less votes
>>696787409>>696789395>Don won>Dante won>They have to fight each other nowITS NOT FAIR BROS
>>696790259I'll look forward to going against you once more.
>>696790428all me
>>696787269Ah! Better late than never, I suppose, but fret not, Round 2's show will be on time. Pre-Nominations:https://voca.ro/1lgSEjjVRFiuNominations:https://voca.ro/15FYqL4uIzppQualifiers:https://voca.ro/185fqyuCgv40Round 1: (New!)https://voca.ro/1blDn1B2kws6
>>696790405THEY'RE MINE BITCH
>>696790459Maybe like 45%
>>696789793>Laharl and Dazai still inAs it should be doods
>>696789395>Don vs DanteShuckaroonies...I don't know who I choose.
>>696789487I can't be mad about losing to Metal Sonic, his posters were a lot of fun too, GGI'm not a Princessfag though, I'm a NarratorCHAD and firmly believe the red text ending is the best ending. In short, total shifty death
>>696789893If the world chooses to become our enemy... we will fight like we always have.
>>696790365a company that was alright didn't get worse, when the others are competing for who gets to fuck me over the most, ends up at the top by default
>Well, at least i can say i didn't COMPLETELY job this year. That Shovel Knight guy wasn't that bad either, he seemed to get a kick out of my fancy new-fangled electric shovel.>Although, i don't think he liked much else about me. Oh well.>I better keep my eyes and ears peeled more any more of his kind, wouldn't want to dig my own grave here.
>>696790161Don't think for a minute that this is no ordinary duel, because in the ring, the punch is mightier than the sword! Let's make this frog leap back to his pad, Mac baby!
Can we make AM the biggest blowout win in history against Wesker? It'd be pretty funny
>>696789487>>696789586>>696789602GG TLQbros, I was actually expecting Metal to lose but this was a surprising outcome really. At least Narrator is still in. I also find the idea of Metal Sonic x the Princess kind of cute
>>696790087>Ichiro DazaiMY FUARKING HERO
>>696790090Savoir faire would doubt mario's ability to preform such incredible jumps with his physique, then comment on how the same applies for Harry, and then say something about how Harry should buy Mario's overalls, to see if they'll help him collect coins as well as Mario does.
>>696789793POV: You're a former US president
>>696790495Jobnic KNEELS before the king himself.
Wouldn't it be funny if Sekiro upset Sam?
>>696789793>>696790087>>696790297>>696790332FUCK stEEveN Universe.
>>696790560Now that's based
>>696790497Asriel, she was caught in a /trash/ thread lusting after the goat
>>696790524clash of the titans
>>696790429>Sam can laugh at himselfMy HUMBLE HERO.
>>696789395>Ayin and Angela both lost round 1 of NextThey truly deserve each other.
>>696790323Good stuff bro
>>696790568Didn't Steam just delist thousands of games for censorship reasons?
>>696787218That's some blade ya got there, Mr. Touchdown. Compensating for something? Not to mention you watch Bizarre Jelly? Heh, looks like someone cries a lot on prom night!
>>696790363Qualifiers are always the lowest voted by far. I don't know why this keeps surprising people.
>>696788724>…You JOB.Guess I’m all in on Narrator now
>>696790456https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxSj2T2vx7M
>>696789893IF THE WORLD CHOOSES TO BECOME OUR ENEMY, WE WILL FIGHT LIKE WE ALWAYS HAVE
>>696790459>Sire, we do believe, this is the time to produce what /v/irgins refer to as "OC". Such actions will greatly bolster your chances against this heavyweight.
>>696790597Overall, Sonic picks not being Round 1 fodder is a pleasant surprise, even Mario vs. Sonic was pretty close.
>>696789793>90% of the responses are shitting on Industrycuck It’s poetic!
>>696790323sovl
>>696789793Huh, if it weren't for ToeJob and Earl, my original 3x3 would be lookin' pretty good.
Doombros how are we holding up?
>>696787269Fuckhttps://vocaroo.com/1iYtkmPXJ43n
WHY DID YOU VOTE THE IMPOSTOR OVER THE REAL EDGEWORTH?!
>>696789395A round he wins?Well that was easy it seemsIs there chance to pass this one?Maybe not, maybe yes but I'll believe he can
>>696790428same as it ever was
>>696787269>>696789793Sadly just a wee bit late of a delivery, but vote for Baldi!
>when Battler wins without you
>>696789990We MVST make a ton of shitty OC in MSPaint...it's the only way...
>>696790087Holy shit is this the biggest blowout
>>696790521That's okay; my commentary also arrived late too.So you're not alone.
>>696790642Not a bad choice, honestly. If I had to a pick a dude.
>Shadow vs LeonGet ready to eat shit REDDIThog.
>>696790667Hex gets to fuck THIS?Zamn!
>>696790667This match better be memed. Gex loves American media while Travis is a weeb. It's the ultimate battle between West vs. East.
>>696790663No, it was a bunch of chink asset flips and stuff violating the terms
>>696790372Take a guess.As a hint, here: ⠠⠁⠛⠗⠞⠃⠊⠗⠙⠎⠏⠗⠂⠙⠎⠊⠞⠎⠺⠬⠎
>>696790770don't worry, while everyone was distracted I took my rightful spot back from the faker while he lost where I once was
>>696790790I just did
>Get ready to -AAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKK!!
>>696790161>>696790579I say thee nay!Sir Frog is an honorable knight of the highest caliber! He wouldst not engage a pugilist with a blade in a fair and righteous duel. There doth be only one solution: Frog must engage Sir Mac with but his own fists to see that their bout is a just one.
>>696789793>https://forms.gle/FSwm2LSy9d1nbCGM6lol. lmao
>>696789793Called it >>696781527
>>696790814SISSYven fag will never recover after this
>>696789793Eeexcellent. Check. And. Mate.
>>696790842KILL YOURSELF REDDITBOB
>>696790725>Wait. Don't say heavyweight, it's not going to play well with the average /v/oter to comment on weight. You'll need to use something else. Try 'Big Boned' on for size.
>>696790897YABBA DABBA BLACK DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>"We don't have a time to indulge in this silly contest, officer"
>>696789776https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZRrE_NRaPA>We... We lost?!>...>Damnit... Perhaps we can... Find something else to appease the Kiith-Sa.>Remember the Artifact we recovered on the way to the tourney? The scans say its a Million years old! And the research ship Clee-San is nearby. Maybe that can salvage this situation.>...It's worth a shot.>Cheer up Commander, we'll get em next time.
>>696790764We still got more FPS chads left though, let's hold out.
>>696790842BASED
>>696790297I'm glad that red circle is there, otherwise I wouldn't have known where to look.
>>696790642HAHAHAHAH....Link?
>>696790090ENCYCLOPEDIA [Easy: Success] - "Super Mario Bros. was released in 1985 by Nintendo Entertainment. It's a successor to the arcade game Mario Bros., but is largely seen as the first game in the series which has gained such a foothold in modern culture today.">Okay? How does that help me beat him?ENCYCLOPEDIA - "That's not what you asked."HALF-LIGHT [Trivial: Success] - "THROW A TURTLE AT HIM."
I'm not picking up a can. You can't make me.
>>696788724>>696790703based
>>696790980Woops sorry meant for >>696789793
>>696787369huh, didn't realize su was so hated.i voted dazai but didn't think ot would be so lopsided.based dazai for winning!
>>696789395GOTCHA!Did you see that cheating demon?! Your lackey lost in the main poll! Meanwhile I opened a few cans of tuna with this scrapboy! GAH HAH HAH HAH!Did you finally learn your lesson, anon?! Have you finally seen my vision? Cheaters never prosper!
>>696789413EL NARRADOR... I KNEEL!
>>696789395>>696789883Ah.. Beautiful! That's what I'm talking about, Anonymous! Keep those ratings up and you'll be seeing me in finals in no time!
>>696790297what in tartarus?the fuck is that cartoon about?
>>696791014Pick up that coin, behind you.
>>696790976>Lieutenant Kitsuragi failed to qualify this year.
>>696791006>He jumps over it.What now harrybros.
I can only really get invested in JC now. Wake me up when he gets some quality posts.
Bros...
>>696791128a COIN? AWOOGA! YOU BETTER BELEIVE IT!
>>696790993Dazai tries his best as an upcoming YouTuber
>>696791106>didn't realize su was so hated.Even /co/ hates it. It's probably the biggest punching bag in animation.
>>696791106>huh, didn't realize su was so hated.Oh anon…
>>696790883Narrator?
>>696790976>>696791130kek
>>696789793i'm actually upset that the kuunlan lost but what can i expect from a board who loves making upset
>>696791145>Kim, give me your gun.
>>696791194>Even /co/ hates it. It's probably the biggest punching bag in animation.and has one of the worst schizo named perifag
I don't think 100 emails will suffice this time...
>>696791214Nope!Good luck!
>>696791214Nah, it's that robot pokemon
>>696790981Aye, I'll drink to that
>>696791014>>696791181[ PERCEPTION ] - Godly: Success. >An entire lifestyle is outlined within this man's stench. From his farts, which you can distinctly pick out from his other odors, you can conclude his diet primarily persists of garlic and rotten food. A poor man's diet. [ REACTION SPEED ] - Challenging: Success. >No, not poor. These aren't any garlic-farts. They're filtered through fine imported denim. That much is clear. They also have the faint tinges of aged alcoholic Chuck-Cola and... gold. He's been eating gold. [ SAVOIR FAIRE ] - Trivial:Success >And look closer at those overalls. Clearly this man knows the hustle. He might be the greatest hustler of them all. The wear and tear is that of a marathon runner. The creases born from years of treasure-hunting and plunder. You need to ask him if you can have those pants.[ SAVOIR FAIRE ] - Trivial:Failure>Or, you could easily steal them.Hey, Nose-Man. Give me your pants. I'll need them this round.
>>696791194It's the grandfather of other modern punching bags like She-Ra and Owl House.
>>696791194But it DID beat Murder Drones in this year's Ms. /co/
>>696791194They're also the biggest riggers in tournament history, for at least 3 years they've been responsible for an absolute mess in Ms. /co/
>>696791145>[Hand/Eye Coordination — Heroic 15] Throw a hammer overhead.
>>696790459About as much success as changing history with Dora, though I am a bit of a pessimist. Nonetheless, it's better to just have fun with harryposting and post OC that you make.
>>696791259But there are no other birds in the bracket
>>696791194Also it birthed one of the most annoying catalog spammers named Perifag.
>>696790976>>696791130lmao
Resetti... WON
WHESKERSeriously? You again?
>>696791194Ren and stimpy is a superior show
>>696791279Uhhhh.... No.
>>696791194Reminder Fang from Snoot Game beat Blue Diamond on Playgirl this year too!
>>696790642can't blame her
>>696791236>>696790980Its your fault btw that they lost if you didn't hype up Matshall from Marshall then maybe those miners would still be in barred
>>696791376You should post more in these threads AugieThey're full of retards so we could really use a man of your intellect
>>696789395uhhh who was it again?
>>696791376Everyone's laughing at Dippercuck but don't let that distract you from the fact this guy's pick only won because he was up against Dipper himself.Make sure to screencap when he gets stomped in Round 2!
>>696791437That's fake Augie using guy's rhetoric
>doomguy vs vergilAbsolute kinoI'll have some fun with this tomorrow
I love little boys.
>>696791145>>696791237>>696791328>[Conceptualization] - Besting him in direct combat is not possible. Try to challenge him to some kind of sport. We were a coach at some point, that should count for something.>[Interfacing] - Or some kind of obscure board game. Maybe even use a convoluted currency system to confuse him.
>>696791356That's why it's a hint, anon!
>>696790764Sam will avenge Doukie
>>696791308If SU is peak KWAB then what does that make MD?
>>696791580>Sam will avenge DoukieAnon...
>>696791512Typhlosion get out, you lost
>>696791512Layton...
>>696790090VISUAL CALCULUS [Difficult:Failed]>Well, he's short chubby Italian. How hard would it be to beat him up?
>>696790090>>696790607>>696791006>>696791145>>696791237>>696791328>[Encyclopedia] - Did you know that the last time we all worked together like this was when three power-armored mercenaries were intent on spraying our guts all over the ground using a dazzling array of firearms?
>>696790792Canon Pairing
>>696791605The shit KWABs take when they use the toilet
>>696789893I voted for Leon every single year he was apart of since 2019, but this year I'm voting for Shadow because there will never be another chance quite like this year for Shadow to win.All Hail Shadow.
>>696791639SERIOUS samThough Doomguy is there too
>>696789448>>696789519Fuck, now I have to pick between Pizza Tower Clone(R) and Combine Officer.
>>696791687They should be with each other for this year's Co-Op
>>696790792Lmao
>>696791708Sam lost too
>HUNK in main>Adrian in nextMY PICKS
>>696790792if Batter wins this round then it confirms his unconfined by the Duck Match that binds them unlike 47 who always loses after Battler loses honestly that's sad
>>696791669>HALF LIGHT — Are you saying that some plumber from a made-up country is equally dangerous as three heavily armed mercenaries?!
>>696791669ENDURANCE - Shut up, Poindexter. Get back in your locker.
>>696791524>[Physical Instrument] - What are you doing? Any attempt to engage this man in sports is only going to embarrass you. The callouses on his hand indicate a powerful golf swing, or perhaps experience in Tennis, maybe both. The grass-stains on the overalls show that he likely plays Football regularly or maybe Rugby depending on which region of the world he comes from.>[Half-Light] He's a filthy wop, look at that greasy facial hair.
>>696791840Battler peaked last year and is now free from the curse of Battler vs Agent 47, he can only go up from here.
>>696791390[ COMPOSURE ] - Medium: Success.>There is no fear or hesitation, that noise was not considering a yes, it was an expression of disgust. Ironic for a man of such stature and smell.[ INLAND EMPIRE ]>This man has no fear of death. [ AUTHORITY ] - Heroic: Failure.>Lift his hat above his head. Use your height to force him into a bargaining position.[ ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY ] - Formidable: Success.>No, that won't work. Get on his level, squat down, and offer him a beer, a beer with- *sniff* yes, garlic. Garlic vodka. He's clearly a party animal, but not the type to try hard drugs. Don't mention MDMA, even if you feel tempted to, DON'T.
>>696790792Iconic Duo
>>696791743OK,>Odds - Wario>Even (or 0) - Pick Up That Can Combine Officer
>>696791829Damn... Doom it ishttps://youtu.be/n3LKadZ4LFU?si=CxyRMd13wm5eor27
>>696791395Goodbye Volcano High*
>>696791429...At least no one hates them, I mean no one vote for the thwomp to crush the commander.
Here's my crew, r8 or h8>Sissel>Raiden>Waluigi>Pepsiman>Phoenix Wright>Quote>Ellis>JC Denton>Doomguy>Kirby>The Narrator>Peppino>G-Man>Dr. Neo Cortex>Carl Johnson>Isaac Clarke>AM>Travis Touchdown>Bowser>Frog>Edgeworth>Jacket>Shadow>Metal Sonic>Wario>Spy>Harry DuBois>Jetstream Sam>Soldier>Luigi>Jack Frost>Alucard
>>696790792Don't worry he'll lose this round and will join him soon enough
Doombros status report?
>>696791961>1WARIO TIME, then.
>>696791705Thanks anon. Hoping that all the content for him this year will push him a bit further than normal. All Hail Shadow.
>>696791936Free beer? Hell yeah!
>>696791840What's a cooler form name for post-47 Battler, Battler Unconfined or something else?
Alexbros... I don't feel so good... Who should I main now? Also nice, my drawing is on the op
Someone draw Harry and Mario
>pepsiman actually wonFine, I'll buy the fucking pepsi can later on
>>696792085HOP IN ON THE BATTLER TRAIN CHOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>696792026Good list
COGITOERGOSUM
>>696792108pick up that can
>>696792085Shadow is the biggest shitpost pick left
>>696792039I hope other doombros start pushing OC now, i did one piece today but i've drawn like 4 in total so even with waging accounted for i'll be able to make sone stuff
>>696792085Alex will create his delusional world where he is the King of every board and owns all the waifus
>>696790159RIP Neopia
>>696792026>Choosing some cringe edgelord hedgehog over no way fag man
>>696787218What even is the GR15 rulling?
>>696792108You better put in in the trash can.
>>696789893We fight like we always have.
I am evil itself.
>>696790792>Thinking the faggot will get that far let alone against a big Character he's up against Lol lmao even
>>696791972because nobody cares for a 2000 horror-strategy hybrid game they only voted marshall for the funnysee how far that gets him
>>696792148DRINK IT!
>>696792153>Shadow>shitpost pickI love him completely unironically
>>696792224Read the rules of the site retard
>>696792251Princess...
>>696789326How do you type in braille, Regifriend? Just punch it in online and copy/paste?
>>696792264I know, I'm trying to get the Alex artist on our side
>>696792251>>696792283Mmmmmm.... My favorite...
>>696792026>r8 or h8I choose to masturb8
>>696790087Holy fuck
>>696792264Shadowfujo...
>>696792272I thought it was a tourney rule....
>>696792372Isn't she a yume?
TLQbros… What would Razor think?
>>696792251Battler...
>Mario beat Sonic>Bowser beat GanondorfTOTALMARIOSUPREMACY
>>69679208550 Blessings is always recruiting.
>>696792420Scrotes don't know the difference between fujo and yume.
>>696791972>>696790980>>696791236/v/ is a brainlet's home board of course they will kick out anything that makes them think critically and use their brains for more than 10 seconds
I'm hungry, who is the weakest contestant here?
>>696792264If (you) love him so much why don't you marry him?
>>696792508Steven Universe
Ahh ahh, Battlerbros he did so well, I can feel the ejaculate leaking into my underwear from excitement
>>696792508CJ...
>>696792508Steven, got squashed by a midcarder
N bros.......................................
>>696792219Shadow isn't edgy if you pay attention to his story. He was made to be pure, and his personal pronoun is "boku" in Japanese (very humble and typically used among school-aged boys). I wish people would stop treating 20 year old non-canon English localizations and marketing stuff as representative of the actual character. It makes me sad because I think his story is very intriguing and there are a lot of cool elements to it.
>>696792153>Shadow vs LeonInteresting
>>696792426Either glad that TLQ got chopped to ribbons or jealous that she wasn't the one who did it.
>>696792508banJOBBER
>>696789793Am I the only one who noticed a serious uptick in cute men this year's barred? Seriously >Mac-tan>Kite >Orbulon >Connor >Hideo Kojima>Malt Marzipan>Timer >Poison What gives? The /trash/ tournament isn't until later guys
The Challonge is updated.
>>696790980Carry on Kuun-Lan! The Grox will take the trophie in your stead!
>Doomguy>Chief>Isaac>HUNK>Combine officerGo forth, my masked HEROES with guns...
I've got bad news, everyoneI'm Steven
>>696792219>Choosing pure 2000s sovl edgekino ultimate lifeform over generic overrated husbandoYep
>>696792573hosts rigged him in only so he could job hard
>>696792546don't cum yet you gotta use that to tribute it anon
>>696792576To be fair, a lot of the sonic franchise itself is specifically geared towards a western market.
PSHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>696788920Mario got the game journos involved, simple as
>Ancestor lost to GexTime to kill yourself, Ancestor- oh, wait. YOU ALREADY DID LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHow the fuck did this even happen, I thought it would be a slam dunk for Ancestor
>>696792508Regigigas for about 4 or 3 more turns.
>>696792614Bro, I nominated Malt because Flam won Queen Barred
>>696792058[ SUGGESTION ] - Easy: Success>Reel him in. He's excited, excited for anything you'll put on his unwashed plate. Add it as a side dish for the foul-smelling alcohol, and it'll fall right in with the bottle into his gaping greedy maw.[ ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY ] - Formidable: Success>Actually, you're starting to enjoy the smell of garlic. Maybe it's the association with alcohol. Build up that association, have a beer yourself. Besides, it'll put you further on his level, like that other voice said.[ VOLITION ]>Don't. It's not just alcohol. It's bad-tasting alcohol. Don't demean yourself like this.[ SUGGESTION ] - Challenging: Failure>Stop arguing with yourself, you've already been thrown off balance by the smell, and you don't need more distraction. Just- something about pants. Ask him for his pants again. Maybe something about compensation? He may feel obligated...>Seeing as I offered to get you a drink, Maybe we could see again about that pants thing? As payment, of course.[ ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY ] - Impossible: Success>Are you trying to fuck him?
>>696792717Gex is strong..
>>696792717Who the fuck is Ancestor?
>>696792717Silent majority is retarded just like that
>>696792614You can't give orders to my penis, anon.
>>696792678>Check out how hard i can pee
>>696792085Support /v/-tan in Barred
>>696792792Your ancestor :)
>>696792508Jiren…
>>696788626Butler of /v/ Bottom 128 Tournament Round 2:https://challonge.com/ru6lysy0https://forms.gle/zPGD7GoTaQJjJyuz8https://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-3-bottom-128-6wa0
>>696792085Either Jacket or Shadow
NEVER FOR ME
>>696792512If I could I would. But all I have to show for my love is over 200GB of Shadow content on my PC.
>>696792085Jetstream Sam
>>696790792He's gonna lose those round it's almost certain at this point
>>696792717>>696792797>>696792775Dios tenga piedad... la mayoría silenciosa ha regresado...
>>696792797I feel like the Silent Majority didn't even win most of it's match ups this round.
I'm going to post a funny image.
>>696792761You aren't getting my pants weirdo, I paid at least 3 bucks for them so they're staying
>>696792862Where the FUCK is Option 1
>>696792315⠽⠑⠎⠲
Jobbler is getting uppity after his round 1 success. Needs correction.
>>696792928lollmao
>>696787218>Mario won Sonic lostAs it's always foretold.
>>696792862VOTE YASHIKI
>>696792826Who’s he against?
>>696792941>[Logic] - Bucks?! That's some form of currency? How much would the equivalent amount be in Real? You may be able to BUY the pants off him.
>>696793031>gearedJust like in real life.
Who's the bigger jobber, Sonic or Geralt?
I won.
>>696793043I dunno, how much cash are you offering? I'm wanting to make a profit here
Will Mario be /v/'s Spider man?I have no problem with that, I like them both
>>696793000>>696792884speaking personally I never get invested until after round 2 because it's so hard to judge the early rounds, but Battler has year after year surprised everyone. He has a chance.
>>696793083Geralt and it's not even close
>>696793031based, kino, and sovl.
>>696793083Garalt because he was hyped up as strong after beating early round silent guys
>>696793083Geralt unquestionably
>>696792797He's the narrator for Darkest DungeonIn the opening scene, he shoots himself in the temple after realizing he might have unleashed an unstoppable eldritch horror due to his debauchery and experimentsBefore shooting himself, he writes a letter to (you), his distant heir by blood, to clean up his fucking messHis voice is the narrator of the story as you one-by-one manage to right his wrongs and his ghost looms over the narrative.Only to culminate in the final boss that reveals that his conscience has been absorbed by The Thing
>>696793120Only if he manages to beat the incredible odds of defeating Wario before the E8
Zen zen dame da
Was Geralt really an astroturfed character? He was memed into being a powerhouse but he can never beat seeds higher than him.
>>696793120Mario could never win Ko/v/, and he isn't nearly as generally liked as spider-man.
>>696792862FLOIGAN BROS GET IN HERE
>>696793184>Was Geralt really an astroturfed character?Yes
>>696793179>It's Spider man vs Joker, again
Oops meant >>696793168 for >>696792792
>>696793083Geralt cause of all the fucking hype and losing to an animal crossing character. Sonic lost to Mario.
>>696793089...The semen retention challenge.
>>696793184Yes, really. Considering how defensive they got over the whitelist question, and how much they shoved themselves into /tnt/ shit
If Mario wins I'll make a fanfiction where he fucks Madotsuki and read it to everyone.
>>696793184He's not a fucking video game character
>>696793137>>696793160>>696793162>>696793184>>696793220Geralt should come back when he's a little more MMMMMMM RICHER!
>>696793270hawt
>Isaac wonWow.. he is winner material
>>696793270Psyanon...
>>696793319yeah unlike Isaac
>>696793261And now the whitelist is gone lol
>>696793000Trips of Truth Faggler will lose
Doomguy vs Vergil
>>696793351He's still grandfathered in, but the caveat is that you can't nominate 100000+ fucking Witcher characters to boost his chances anymore.
>>696793375KEK IT IS
>>696793351Wait, really? Both the whitelist and the grandfather clause are gone?
>>696793098>[Composure] Your attempts to play to the man's business-savvy side are yielding fruitful. The only issue facing you is the grey area of equivalency of 'Buck to Real'.>[Authority] Who's to say you have to give him a fair rate? He's a foreigner. Clearly unfamiliar with Revacholian currency or culture. The exchange rate is whatever you proclaim it to be, so long as you sound sound sure of yourself...
I'M LISTENING TO GEX QUOTES TO GET AN IDEA OF HIS SPEECH PATTERNSIM 3 MINUTES IN IM GOING TO KILL MYSLEF
