Retarded Minigames and Monkeyswhat a combo
But WHY do we like Lady Bow, exactly?
>>698096526bows are cute accessories
boy am i glad Mr. L is here and not that boring loser Luigi
>>698096613
>>698096417COINS FOR BOWSER
PAULINE
Luigi looking a little crispy
>>698097441anon thats not luigi
>>698097441>luigitake another look and tell me if this looks anything like luigi
>star swapped
Reposting this
Someone should make a leo luster mod so we could see leo luster and mr l duke it out
>>698097832dat lipstick
Mr.L's colors don't feel so good
>>698098234It’s a pibby glitch
>>698098234>MARIO YOU NEED TO INSTALL COUNTER STRIKE SOURCE
>>698096526I don't. Her damage output is piss-poor beyond reason, yet people girldickride her because they think she's a fuckable orb.
>>698100315>piss poor >can deal the most damage in the game at 10what did he mean by this
Paper Mario hasn't had a good entry in 20 years.
>>698100604*has a single point of defense in your path*
>>698100653Impossible, I finished my annual playthrough of SPM just this morning and it still holds up.
>>698100653there's too much soul in this image
>>698096417yo I didn't know you could play as the monkey in this one
>>698100653>PM-style Richard Scarry charactersFucking incredible
>>698100858here's a secret character and you need to 100% the game to unlock him.
>>698100678how many enemies in the first paper mario even have defense to begin with
>>698100912 is a lying faggot. To unlock Ukiki in 6, you need to win 10 50 round games of Snowflake Lake with no less than 6 stars, and land on DK spaces at least twice per game.
>>698101145nta but I heard you have to clear Endurace Alley without dropping a single minigame with every character to unlock Ukiki
>>698101031most of the tougher enemies/bosses, in general Bow is good but she isn't seeing use in the last chapter for what it's worth.Like I ain't bringing her into the Bowser fights.
>>698101241>not equipping D-Down Jump and letting bow smack the shit out of bowser ngmi
>>698100653*17 years
>>698100769SPM is just that divisive i liked it though
Whats the consensus on Jamborees boards? I think they look cool but are they actually fun to play?
>>698101945rainbow galleria, bowser's keep and western land are good. the only real shit board is rainbow castle.
>>698101945good boards: bowser, wiggler, goomba, mall, westernbad boards: raceway, castle
>>698101223>EU endurance alley removes all luck-based minigameswhat the fuck
>>698101776great music
>>698101945i like them all sans raceway but they all suffer from jamboree's extremely slow pacing and allies make it even slower. it's still fun due to being mario party but i got fucking drained after just a few games.
>>698101945I like most of the boards. Castle is basic, but it isn't a bad gimmick. The castle item is fucking retarded for paying so much yet it is only a chance to switch between Toad and Bowser. Nothing beats Castaway Bay thoughbeit.
>>698102353>castaway bay is the same premise as castle>but people love bay way moreWhy?
>>698102542you can skip ahead or try to stall
>>698102542I'd say it also has a lot to do with it being 6 and having more means of getting ahead or stalling. Like having Thwomp traps on a map like that seems like a small thing, but makes a big difference. I could see Castle being a better board if players had more direct means of directly fucking with players. Most of the means of screwing with other players in Jamboree are random and the items that aren't random are just too rare to make plans around. Bay is good because players have more control of the situation.imo.
>>698102762woah mama
>>698096417I really want to know who/what at NDcube is the weak link when it comes to the new Mario Parties. It's like they refuse to make a straightforward good game, there's some sort of catch. All three of the Switch games have been removing individual pieces of what's wrong and selling the game at each step instead of just cutting the goddamn fat. I'm sick of "steps in the right direction," I want to be at the destination of Good Game already.
>>698103725Probably one of the few non-Hudson Soft devs.
>>6981037252 steps forward 4 steps back
WHERE IS BOO ANON?!
chud Anti Guy is such a forced meme
Any chance of a Rosa?
>>698104354i think it's because shy guy is already joked about being called chuds i don't care for it either desu, i get it's because partychads uses shy guys but at this point i feel most people stopped caring
>>698104354i literally never call him chuds fuck partychads for ruining shy guy as a character forever
>>698104354What other insulting nickname should I be giving him then?
>>698104753ANTI TARD
>>698104770Antard?
>booba got jannieddammit, my gag!
>>698104531same i feel like zion probably was the first to really push it but i can't exactly remember >>698104753i wouldn't want to force anything especially since shy guy's a rarity to see but replacing shy with anything works i guess.
>>698104997It's always fucking Zion>>698104914Nice
>>698105051>>698104997think it was everyone really because gigachad was (still is?) an emote in the chat
Piranha Plant: "Looks like someone is looking to get their boosy eaten.....AGAIN!"
>>698105123>that era of retardy where every streamer had the gigachad emote in chat and everyone spammed it for literally everything making basic discussion impossiblehorrid
>>698104914>check archiveleast retarded looking blackedshit edit
ENTER
They call it Mario Party Jamboree cause I want to jam and broee my dick in Pauline
>>698105418omg so hot
>>698105418half her body is missing what
>chud critique appears in thread>quietly everyone in chat stops calling him chud and starts calling him anti, including zion
>>698105752up top
Wanted to draw pauline before the game ends but couldn’t think of what to draw
>>698105815I'LL BUY TEN!
>>698105752Good.>>698105815But does she come with real smooching action?
who the fuck invited Daisy
>>698105815>sex bots in the marioverse are canonhow did miyamoto get away with it
NOOOOOOO YOU DIDN'T CUT MY STEAK PERFECTLY IN HALF SEND IT BACK SEND IT BACK SEND IT BACK
>>698106124it's the same man who made a franchise of bug torture simulator
>>698106202>this is the last thing you'll ever see if you get caught drawing Mario making the peace sign
>>698096417i love ukiki.
>>698106420Ukiki? More like Ukutie
>>698106391wrong, this is what you'll see
Boofag where are youBow won
Man, I forgot how weird Diddy looked in MP6
>>698107482>WARIO>I GOTTA WIN!
what if ukiki wore pants and a retard helmet, wouldn't that be weird?
I’m reminded of this tomboy ukiki I saw in a dream I had about a donkey kong game
>>698107778did you just draw this
>>698107778>a donkey kong gamewe'll get a new game soon right?
would you eat ukikis cake?
>>698107820Yeah but it was admittedly from years ago
>>698107889No that thing needs a jump suit for a hair net.
>>698105321Outside of the vote emotes I never use twitch emotes & they generally make me wince
superstarman25 ttv
>>698109708monke
>>698107873We will once Metroid Prime 4 is finished, so it'll come roughly around 2036 or so
>none of them bought 5 coin stars when it was wide openkek
>>698110552It's called Mario Retardy for a reason
>>698110552you ever think that maybe, just maybe, the ai is a bit retarded?
Game crashed lel
>>698110934he's just zoning out
You know what I'm sick to my stomach of Starman ruining the artist integrity of all these games, Shigeru Miyamoto sans vision should not be changed, meddled with or made into a stupid monkey joke.
>>698111204i know that's you miyamototake off the mask
>>698111204SANS?
UKIKI YOU STUPID FUCKING GAY MOTHERFUCKER AAAAAAAAAAAA
>given the golden opportunity to win >throws everything away
He probably could have looped too with that 16 roll
Should've known there'd be a last second jew rig
post "controversial" tardy opinions (no drama)Kinda wish Final Countdown would stop hogging Final 5 final board music tradition be damned
>>698111668have a rotten day
>>698111715 pacman party was kino and i wish someone mod it to make it shorter so starman stream it again
>>698111715Minion party blowsDS is also just as boring as 7.
>>698111715mp9 is a top 5 game
>>698111715fuck you and this post fag
>>698111715Yoshi hate is gay and retarded.Minion Party hate even moreso.
>>698111715 same as the anon who wants pac man party back, though i also want to see someone do the touhou fighting games again. those were fun.
>>698111810>Minion party blowsThere needs to be scientific studies on why exactly people dislike minions in spin-off rosters. Something tells me it's just former metal/baby/koopaling haters migrating to a new target after they stopped hogging roster space
i think the ai straight up stopped purchasing stars after turn 12
>>698111715faire square is one of the worst tardy boards (this isn't a controversial opinion)
>>698111987in my case its less disliking minions and more finding nothing but minions in a match to be a slag since I can't pretend to care or shitpost about them.
>>698111932honestly its barely there anymore and I miss people spazing out when he won
>>698111715Mario Party 7 isn't that bad and it should be played more.
>>698111715Mario smarty would be fun a few times a year
>>698112214This. 7 really needs more love.
>>6981117153DS games should be attempted again
he does it
BringHimBACKND Cube
>Won fair and squareH'yuuup, that's mah boy
>>698111987i can see why people dislike the basic minions being playable because an actual character could have taken their placealthough personally i like playing as generic mooks
>>698112656I would honestly prefer to play as Goombario or Goombella over a generic Goomba, but I'm still happy to play as a Goomba at all
>>698112718There are Goombella models out there that I'm surprised no one has modded her into Super or Jamboree. Unless they have and I'm just retarded, but I haven't seen any.
>>698111715I'm glad Donkey Kong was removed
>daisy gamebased!
peach is here too!
>>698112946unbelievably bad take
DANGER: SLIPPERY ICE
>>698113063
>>698113071would
>two princesses and yoshiif this doesn't make zion blow a fuse then i want a refund, i paid a good $0 to watch people seethe at mario party cpu!
yoshi cloacae
>>698113201os2 can seethe for everyone
merry christmas
>>698113307>threw a fit over the ukiki thingidk what his deal is that he seems to absolutely hate this mod
>>698113307no that is knockoff seething, i want it fresh from the tap!
>>698113118>>698113063haha
>>698096417Mario Party 2 is best
>>698113732Weh is the heart & soul of retardy
>>698113732qrd?
>>698114273last night waluigi failed to get a single star for 50 turns straight
>>698113201>zion now self-polices and honestly isn't that bad and would not still be given attention were it not for his prior behavior>raven was banned>910 is on self-improvement vacationhow is there still drama lol
>>69811427350 turn Pagoda Peak at TLOAWeh/Toadette finished with 0 stars 4 coinsReminder MP7 has no Chance
in which mario literally tossed a golden win
>KAPOW!
>>698114401when and why was raven banned
>>698114632he wasn't but he hasn't shown up which very may explain why thread has been good tonight
>>698114401Raven was never bad to begin with, because of Zion self policing people tried to make him the new Zion. It was inorganic. Also as >>698114680notes he posts in the thread and is selfaware, whereas Zion never posted and was not self aware
>>698114680he went back
>>698114582selfish request i plead to see my oc in your style i fucking love you so muchhttps://files.catbox.moe/9s07go.png
Merry christmas
>mario this entire game
>MARIO
Most subtle princess rig
>*rigs ur tardy*
daisysisters we were supposed to win...
>>698114874 ZEHEHAHAHAHA
>>698117365>"Starman said it's MY turn to rig like a motherfucker"
HI I'M RIGGING Yoshi out of his well deserved victory
>>698117545i'll rig your ass with my cock
woooo good job peach anyways
>Oh, did I win?
>>698117517thank you my champion you are literally the best i would pay you this is also perfect timing as i literally do not have any other christmas themed art of her
>>698117517>shamelessly rigs for peach on christmas>gets oc anyway
MERRY TAXMAS, EVERYONE
>>698117704didn't another anon literally just make something christmas themed of her?
>>698118526oh fuck right i forgot since that was tucked in a separate folder for wallpapersnow i have 2 things for christmas
>>698118725.>forgotlol rip other anon
>>698113556Yoshi bros...our response?
12:32ZionCrayson: I have a crazy idea though: If I somehow get a usable computer and become a more regular streamer, I want to do Pokémon tournaments. People have set up bots for Showdown, so it should be possible to give that a go.
>>698119115i hope he really does it it will be either the greatest retardy or the one to end it entirely
>>698119115i hope so out of pure morbid curiosity
>>698119115I mean nobody does it out of a few occasions, so him doing it wouldn't do much.
>>698119115he's going to STEAL duck's gimmick...
>>698120025I though his main gimmick was modded retardy.
bless that tonight thread wasnt shit
>>698120161*thought
>>698120197we finally set aside our differences and just had fun
>>698111715I think starman is worse on the soundboard than nine_ten
>>698120197Why did you shit up yesterday's thread?
>>698107134>>698108679What is the context?