Shall be rolling for her.Shall be skipping a female archon for the first time.
This is her doing the pringles duck.
How? Mexico isn't even 300 years old.
One more week until granny comes home
>ask about food expenses>get thisDamn, just like real sca-, I mean, fortune-tellers.
Citlali is the next one to get impregnated by MEKONG THE DONGTHE REAL PROTAGONIST OF GENSHIN IMPACTonce I get her I'll take her to my teapot and fill up her baby room with my hot sticky semen
>>698306402>hunt your own shit nigga
>>698305456>he doesn't know about the Virreinato de la Nueva España
>>698305401Wtf its actually real
She's cute
4 star looking, tranny coloured bitch
>>698304821my spanish blood is screaming to conquer her
Do you make up any autistic pull rituals /v/?When Citlali comes around I'm going to>sacrifice Layla and Diona by jumping off the big Night Wind cliff in the middle of the new area>don't sacrifice Ororon because she would be mad>switch to Tabibito>go to the spot where she was standing over the grave of the girl (west coast of the new area)>pull
She's saving the game
>>698304821I haven't played since Sumeru. Is she for you? I got tired of all the homo pandering.
ooooooooooo i'm hagmaxxxiiiiiing
>>698309862I don't do any rituals, but your ritual is based. I'm going to log in day one and get her and then probably just log out and do something else until I feel like playing Genshin again like a week later.>>698309928Her left arm is so fucked up in that picture that I can't even consider saving it.>>698310181Very much so, the most 4u character in a long while.
>>698310181https://youtu.be/LmmfXWOvSU0?feature=sharedTake a look
>>698308406Yep
If I was still playing Genshin i'd pull for herShe cute.
>>698310181She's the most for you character in the entire game.
>>698310295I'm not impressed to be honest
>>698310683The (You) bits are very subtle but it's the most we've gotten in the game. I really started liking her because of her moments in the main story. Also I'm a massive fag for Faruzan because she's a cute girl that LARPs as a granny and Ciltlali is the exact same.
>>698307338You think I would lie about something like this?
>>698311025I love Neru
It's crazy to me that Citlali and Chasca are very great representation of Latina personality based women, yet RETARDS don't get it cause muh skin color and it's not "representation", whatever the fuck that means.
>>698310181They put more effort into making her "for you" than any other region's designated waifu. Ayaka's got fucking nothing on her.
>>698304821pureblood mexica here, she isn't one of us, she is a white spaniard, our women are choco skinned, not white hoes
>>698304821It's insane how much she mogs everyone else in Natlan
>>698311274Ayucka is also the most hideous Genshin. Which oddly enough means I ended up liking her more with time since at first I just though she was ugly and rather boring. The stupid fucking memes have elevated her and Cheld in my mind even if it's only appreciation for external bullshit in the form of funny images.
>>698311242Prime example >>698311360
>>698311242Do browns actually care or just fat white women and "women" on xitter? I mean they absolutely adore a man whose super powered form is blonde with green eyes and pale skin.
>Maluani is a cartoon character who operates on Bugs Bunny logic>Chasca is pretty much a hardened female sidekick in any edgelord mango>Citlali is a straight-up anime romcom heroineNatlan is seriously going all out with the waifus. And here I thought Fontaine was getting crazy as it overcompensated for the Lyney disaster.
>>698311480based blindanon
>>698311242Based self hating brownoid lifting my white balls without even being asked to.
>>698311480Now post the in game model
>>698311556I mean this is a game where the early cast was a bomb-throwing toddler, a knight in a maid outfit, a priestess who is also an idol, and a goth-girl nun
>>698311431They did a really good job of making her likable and interesting (plus cute), they fail to do this with tons of other character in the game not just Natlan. Her being funny is the main thing tbqh, I'm here to be entertained and she's delivering.>>698311573>>698311719
>>698306402>just steal broHonorary black
WET SOCKS
Where's genshin goodies?
>>698312140>>698311856>>698311480You are the only person who thinks she isn't absolutely adorable. Everywhere besides the threads that you've spent years of your life spamming (even on christmas) loves her.
>>698310295>>698310395>>698311274>>698310246if she turn out to be a flop then say goodbye to mhy doing another you pandering again except for homo/yuritroons
>>698312360>Everywhere besides the threads that you've spent years of your life spammingA swing and a miss, I pop into Genshin threads from time to time but I hardly ever post Ayucka.You're a schizo with a victim complex just because some people dislike how a certain character looks, not understanding that taste is varied per person is a sign of autism m8.>You are the only person who thinks she isn't absolutely adorable.Nonsense, you can like her, but there are obviously more Ayucka dislikers than just me, stop saying completely retarded things. And stop taking shit like this so persoanlly, someone disliking something you like is not a personnal attack you little piss baby.
>>698312662I'm literally throwing 300€ to her banner
>>698312662Sales are not what drove hoyo to "return to their roots". Sales for the most part are within expected margins for a game of this age. It's mentally ill westerners trying to associate the game with LGBTQWOP+×% faggotry. They did not like the westerner's response to Kaveh, Al, Schizomoose, Lyney, Neuv, ect.
>>698312687You're dedicating your entire christmas to forcing the narrative that Ayaka is ugly.
I love my Mexican wife ItztliFun fact, Itztli means Obsidian in Mexica language, also Itztli was a Mexica Goddess of Stone (Obsidian) that was part of the Tezcatlipoca Complex of deities that relate to power, omnipotence, often malevolence, feasting and revelry.Citlali tribe is called Mictlan, Mictlan is the Mexica underworldCitlali means "Star" in Mexica languageCitlali constellation's name is Platina AnavatlacaPlatina means little silver or silver coated in LatinAnavatlaca is a latinized word of Anahuatlaca which means: Someone who speaks Nahuatl (Nahuatl is also known as Mexicano language)
>>698305456Mexico has been inhabited for millennia, a history that the Mexica themselves mostly walked in on(all the gods, culture, and architecture was already present and they must adapted to it).You can point to it starting roughly 40000 years ago with first habitation, or 1500bc with the Olmecs.
>>698313384Kek, even if that were true your goy blind consumer holiday is pretty much nothing to me. I'm currently multitasking which is shitposting and watching The Grinch (2000) atm. Later I'll see what my homies are doing and we'll decide what we'll be doing this evening. As I said, don't take it so personally you faggot, I'm just having laugh posting Ayucka memes.
>>698313598>Mexican boomerfu will never rant to you in nahuatl over random bullshit nor moan in it as you fuck her Reality is grim.
>>698313384She's cute ugly like a xoloitzcuintle.
>>698312662She's unironically more popular than the archon pretty much everywhere so I doubt she will flop.
>>698314294She won't flop but I'll be surprised if she does better than mav just because it's really confusing as to why you'd want to pull her gameplaywise. Most people have already tried layla and went "yeah i dont need that"
>>698304821is the mexican genshin community complaining about being whitewashed?
>>698314039looks smooth. I wanna touch it
>>698314039gesundheit
>300 year old alcoholic Mexican grandma is the best woman made by Chinese devs in a long time
>>698314584>>698311532>>698311242Only the latinx born in cali who think passing their high school spanish classes and eating chipotle's make them pureblood complain about this shit.
>>698315068Wow that transparent twitter screencap is one of the most awfully rendered imaged I've ever seen, thanks.
>>698315068>a European Chilean is exactly whom we should listen to when the characters are MexicaThat's like asking an African Frenchman about how he thinks of the skin color of fantasy Charles Martel.
>>698315068>>698315178I don't know what the fuck happened but I fuckin' hate WEBP (pretty sure conversion caused this)>>698315217>it doesn't it's a different spaniard colonycope
>>698315353>I fuckin' hate WEBPAs do we all, that's much easier on the eyes, thanks.
>>698315353Ask Francois from Niger about how he feels over the whitewashing of Ho Chi Min. Both former French colonies, so obviously they're the same.
>>698304821no. that's a digital illustration.
>>698315464
>>698315591>literally the shittiest fucking swamp full of snakes and malaria>but they did it anyways because God told them to, and he's scary
How is a cyro unit of all things beating out the archon
>>698315959>metashitWho cares
>>698315959>Lovable cute and funny granny>Boring Biker WhoreThe choice is easy.
Thoughts?
>>698315959Because Mauv was pretty dull compared to Furina and Nahida, who has far more complexity. She just boils down to>leads Natlan like a relatively normal and reasonable ruler>fights stuff I guess>so super duper loyal that she'll give her life for Natlan>attempt at looking deep with the flashback scenes but all that does is reinforce how good if a person she is and how sad it is that she's immortal and stuff >ditto for the 10m animation
>>698315725hey, at least it gave them a natural defense against seiges
>>698315959The other anon nailed it. Mavuika looks fun to play and the design's fine, but characterization wise she's just a generic powerful goody two-shoes. They should've written her as wacky woohoo waahaa pizzaman, or at least a little more loose than a honorable duty bound leader.
>>6983166023dpd garbage
>>698304821Granny is for (you)
Unironically the only reason why I'm excited for new years eve... haha
>>698316336>>698311195>>698311025
>>698318231Mika is overratedTrinity sucksLong live Millennium
>>698318231omg it Misono Mika
*opens boomer fuel*These machines that mass produce tortillas are soulless.*sips*Ah, Candy Candy. Now that was a good anime.Let's play KoF on an arcade machine.
>Mexico and China sign trade partnership that bypasses the USA entirely >suddenly, for no reason, a ccp company makes boomer indigenous Mexican be the best waifu in the gameHmmmmmm.
>>698319001Citlali watched sailor moon
>>698319001Who would Citlali main in GBVSR?
>>698319214If tariffs affect Mexico as much as China it's unironically over for US-MX trade, they already lost when NAFTA expired and their eco can't face tank it like Canada, Mexicans love chinkslop from Shein and AliExpress so they're their next best bet.
>>698317273Mavuika is a huma leader praised as a religious figure. She HAS to be perfect to her people's eyes unlike real gods who are allowed to be petty assholes
>>698322137ai slop
>>698304821mexibraps wish any of them ever looked this good
>>698305401>>698307338>colaciones absolutamente basado
>>698322269You missed >>698321053
>>698323123fug forgot pic
Does this granny know she's breedable?
>>698323319Pretty sure she entered goblin mode because she menopausal so it'd be really hard to knock her up.
>>698323319Yes
>>698324312Mixing some of my Cuitlatec with her Mexica.I'm sure this makes no sense to anyone reading this.
>>698310295https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-i3pduXl5w>she likes the main characterOkay fine, I'll make a new account to play this game again
Mexico won btw
>>698326724insane how hard she mogs the pyro archon
>>698311480Shut the fuck up you damned imbecile. 1v1 me, I will fucking kill you in minecraft.
>>698304821so why is bitch 300 years old?
>>698326783Jesus Christ, how hideous, I puked in my mouth a little when that creature winked at me.
>>698304821C0r1 at the very least. 70 pity, 100 rolls currently, but I'm fine with using my wallet if I have to. If her cons are good I'll go further.
>>698304821the last 30 seconds of that trailer was unnecessary and really reduce how powerful of a character citlali could be but instead they reduce her to waifu like COME ON
>>698327149she becomes a giga buffers at c2
>>698327302So, like Xilonen C2 is turbo busted giga buffer? Damn. Guess I'm dropping like 200.
>>698327474If im not wrong it was 40% hydro pyro resistance debuff for enemies and 250 em buff for the on flied dps.
>>698327249You got that from a Twitter or a Reddit post?
>>698327190Culo.
>>698328972
>>698304821Did they release a mexico region in genshin?
>>698327608Hmm. C6 Diona and C2 Citlali melt team sounds like a good idea.
>>698330078Yes. Americans bitched they were too white, as if indigenous people were all a blob and didn't have varying skin tones.
>>698330407Interesting.
is mexican pussy normally this good at 300yo?
>>698327149>>698327474Imagine the smell
>>698331021Chela and tamales?
>>698330407You are talking about the same people who swear up and down that ancient Egyptians were nogs because Egypt is in Africa.
>>698331362I don't know what either of those things are since I am a failed german, but if Citlali smells like it it must smell like heaven
>>698332019Chela is just slang for beer, and tamal is just a very good food.Controversial opinion: leaf-wrapped tamales are the best.
>this is a 30 year old Iranian male
>>698332421Ah thanks anon. That looks tasty and it would be a nice change from the potato-based slop I am used to. I will try it out sometime
All I know is this chick is fine and cute, and wears a super sexy leotard.She alright by me
Stop liking Mexican women.
Is Citlali as popular as Hu Tao or Furina? I'm kind of shocked that she has so many people interested in her
Does she read BL too?
>>698304821I want to pull for her and Mavuika. Am I wrong to do so?
>>698309862No, I did a sacred sakura stick before pulling yae when she was released but that was it.
I like Citlali but not sexually because in personality she's literally my grandma. Just more manga and less smoking.
>>698334459>citali>popular as furina Doubt
>rolling for tranny Iztli the alcoholic>not the THICC motorcycle mommy
>>698335632I like foxy grandma.
>>698335632>pyro app on E>can you use the cinder set>no circle impact >no ER needed for off field I kneel.......
>>698334949natlan killed the game
>>698304821Hope 260 rolls are enough for her and mavuika...
>>698334695>she yells at you because she loves you and cares about youfeels like this type of female doesn't exist anymorethe loving and caring part
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW2v_Njkeb4
>>698335632Do 35 year old women really dress like this?
What a trash design
why the fuck aren't anime girls real and having sex with me christmas is bullshit
In a different timeline....
>>698314551>Most people have already tried layla and went "yeah i dont need that"There is a big difference tho1. Layla is crippled on purpose having her shield tied to cooldown instead of durability because 4*2. Layla can't into melt unless you have Nilou's sword to convert em, Citlali flat out scales off it3. Big aoe and aplicationMavuika feels less interesting to roll considering that if you already own hu tao/yoimiya/arlecchino it seems like a better choice to roll for a shield/melt driver rather than another pyro dps.
>>698334459She's just one of those characters that don't have extremely broad appeal but the people lwho like her go absolutely apeshit for her.
>Mavuika's ass jigglesThank you ZZZ gods.
>>698309862Everytime I try a pull ritual it ends up taking 150+ wishes to get them.Also in the case of Citlali I’m already at 40 pity with guarantee.
Describe her personality
>>698337627.
>>698337627Literally Misato but blander.
>>698337627Motorcycle claymore redhead anime girl
>>698337627Uh, sad immortal lady? I guess.
>>698337627Fine, I dunno I usually like vanilla-type characters but she doesn't do it for me.
>mauv kit>but with dehya I will roll for the pyro archon now
>>698336745Jesus this is pathetic. What's wrong with this hag
>>698337758Misato had a daddy complex and was prone to immature outbursts. This is just mentally stable Misato
>>698338373She goes further with her burst
>>698338682Her hair looks like a squid. The way it's fixed in place and barely moves
Should I go for Mauvika consts or Mauvika+Citlali?
>>698337627Being in her 30s.
>>698338682so you can go further, but only once? wow that changes nothing
>>698338682the other two shouldve started running as the burst animation started, why is the time wasted in the animation not counted?
Mexican grandma is just more interesting than Mexican Misato in a midlife crisis.
>>698304821About as Mexican as I am Japanese when I wear a fundoshi loincloth.
>>698338373You're actually retardedShe covers the same distance as c1 Yelan at c0Plus her cooldown is 15s whereas Yelan's is 20
>>698339750>Yelan's is 20The CD starts as soon as she starts the first E, so after the 2nd E the 3rd one will be up in 4 seconds, not 20
>>698337627big ass titties
>>698339750Imagine being yelan and getting your C1 get humiliated by a whole nation
>try to download genshin>recommended storage: 150 GBwhat the fuck
>>698339750You realize Yelan C0 jobs to Chasca right, that's not even good
>>698340640Takes up 95 when installed, their downloader needs a lot of space to unpack for some reason
I want both but only have enough for one probably do I get Citlali first since archon rerun is much more likely than cryos that have at least a year before reruns typically?
>>698340640The game is really big. It was almost overwhelming as a new player 2 years ago, its even bigger now.
>>698305401>>698307338wtf israel
>>698341439>game
>>698341897?
>>698304821Okay now post her ingame bobblehead model.
shes whiter then any mutt to ever exist
¡Viva Mexico!
>>698304821it's impossible she mogs the archon right?
>>698343723She will
>>698344293I hope so.
>>698304821>300 year old
>>698304821Does her ovaries have any chance of revival?
for me it's mavuika
>>698347697ask Ororon
>>698347697Yes, just not very likely.
genshin impact would be so much better if they just redid everything with all the new improvements of zzz/hsr. like how all the 4 stars have signature weapons that give them extra visuals and the more complex character mechanics
>>698347697she's cryo bro she can freeze her own eggs
>>698347753full?
>>698340919That's pretty normal for most large pieces of software.
>>698347697>Citlali’s ovaries are totally shot, probably bit menopause centuries ago>Mavuika’s Archon powers only help cosmetically, she still has the biology of a middle aged woman meaning hers aren’t far behindWhat the fuck did Mihoyo mean by any of this?
Citlali's boobs are WAY too big
>>698347991Something something trap sex.Something something the ccp.
>name your character Sit LoliWhat did they mean by this?
>>698348045What's the cutoff for tastefully sized boobs?
bring me Varka!
>>698348216Jobbertano...I hope you rest in peace...
I'M NOT ROLLING FOR WOMEN!!!! I-I JUST WON'T! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
>>698348267He's not actually going to die, is he?
>>698348703he is, he's not even part of the playable characters teased in future updates
>>698348763I see, so all the harbingers that don't die become playable
So why is Citlali immortal anyways? Might be a speedreading problem on my part but I don't recall them mentioning how she stays youthful, considering she's not adeptus, god or a member of some long-lived race.
>>698348962Anime and alcohol.
>>698348962She seduces young men with mommy fetishes and sucks their life force out through their dicks.
>>698348952uuuuuuuuuuh yup
>>698304821Kawaii :3
You DO have a handy handbook to speak churl, right /gig/ger?
>lost mibibi 50/50>lost fugue 50/50>will lose citlali 50/50
>>698309862Planning on sacrificing kachina on the stadium, watch the animated trailer (havent done it yet) go to the chamber, revive kachi, then roll
>>698348962she's cursed
>>698348962I assume they'll get into that during her story quest
>>698315959She caters to loser virgin VN enjoyers
>>698349042Damn I'm gonna live to 200 then
>>698349413The curse is being a boomer.
>>698350119Nobody here actually reads isekai self insert VNs unironically right??
>>698304821>people cheered for jeht being for lumine>screech when Citlali has her marketing with aetherWhy? If one sibling gets something the other should too yeah?
>>698350273Aether is male, anon.
>>698350273Men aren't supposed to get jack shit, what do you think this is communist Chin— oh wait.
>>698350273One of those is a playable character
>>698338373Well Yelan is one of the first units with exploration stuff in their kit so its natural sh eis getting creeped
>>698305401I don't get it What is the significance?
>>698350762She is a cute DORK.
>>698349308Was Fugue's story any interesting? I dropped the game with Rappa.
>>698350842I don't think it was bad there just wasn't much to it as she was a smaller part of a questline focused on S*nday. Basically Ruan Mei finds her almost dead, stitches on a new tail, and the express babysits her on Penacony until Yukong comes and picks her up
>>698304821She looks mid and boring. Genshin designs are actually getting worse... How is that possible?
>>698304821>>698311431Funny thing is I remember everyone pre-5.0 thought her and Kachina were the least interesting characters in the promo trailer.Then by the time 5.1 dropped, they were the only Natlan characters I even remotely cared about.
>>698350998Sounds exactly like something that would make me drop the game hadn't I dropped it back then.
>>698334496>Am I wrong to do so?Yes. You should skip Mavuika.If you need a pyro DPS, Arlechinno is the banner right after.
can the archon or citalia use the word araara or does it not fit for them?
>>698352681Yes
>>698355378Damn that outfit is nice
>>698348196completely flat
>>698328959
>>698348216Varka is a Grand Master while you're only a Captain. He outranks you.
>>698347784lmao
>>698355378Drunk seggs with Citlali!
>>698359703Who is drunker: you or her? You're both drunk off your asses btw, that's not optional.
>>698311242funniest thing i've noticed is that mexicans are the main ones to not complain about the whitewashing, in fact actively endorse it.>thank you mihoyo. this blue eye, fair skin aryan goddess is the average mexican. a thousand blessings upon you they should be the most upset, if anyone must be.
>>698304821>Rolling for cryo when the cryo Nation drops in 8 or 9 months Retard
>>698360049Out drinking a drunkard over 200 years old seems like an almost insurmountable task
>>698360171We just like being included.Foxy grandma is a great way to do it.
>>698312360Ayaka pls go.
>>698360214I don't want to wait 500-600 days for Citlali rerun
>>698360214Capitano will also be cryo, dumbass
Granny is for (me). I will show them what happens when they shamelessly shill and pander to straight males.
Why can't Furina join the granny club?
¡Escuchenme bola de jotos patanes infelices!*bebe otra cerveza* Solo con el movimiento popular tendramos soberania.*se echa otra*¿Porque se les mete en su putas cabezas que hacer lo que dicen los mendigos gringos es una buena idea pendejos de mierda?*dos al mismo tiempo* Solo se sacaran del norte que han ocupado desde que nos traiciono Santa Ana con el desarrollo de la nacion, ellos y sus mendigos lameculos vendepatrias.*otra*¡Ah que chabocha la chebecha que se chuba a la cabecha!
This thread is full of Indian and Chinese shills as usual Imagine rolling for waifubait after four years of homo analworms Remember the shenhe? Remember EULA? Remember the gun bitch from Fontaine? No? Exactly This fotm bitch will be forgotten just like all of those other worthless 5*s because genshin characters don't actually do anything in the story nor do they ever accomplish anything
>>698358280I NEED to plap this dried up hag
>Eula>Keqing>Ayaka>Nahida>Furina>CitlaliWhich region so far has the best desperately for (you) /sadgirl/ wife?
>>698362186I still remember Xiangling, Noelle, and Klee.
>>698349212>Ella MuskStill so embarrassing that one of the most recurring NPC's in the game is fucking unsubtle 4th wall breaking Muskwank. I can't even give HSR shit for having a fucking rickroll reference in their lore with this shit.
>>698304821Genshin makes me depressed because cute girls get ignored or shitposted on while pieces of shit like scara get wanked endlessly and praised as the best character ever made
>>698362534It was creepy when the employee running her twitter called Elon, daddy.
>>698362594You must have went to Irminsul and removed the branch where everyone missed the entire point of his story and wrote him off as a dindunuffin with a mid kit
>>698315353>>698311242Latinos are whiter than asians and nobody gives a shit that everyone in liyue* and inazuma are white
>>698362186>Remember ShenheYea her story was good and her dialogue with Xianyun got an audible chuckle with me during liondancer fag's quest. I use her constantly her buffs are insane>Remember EulaYea I like when she got drunk at the Angel's Share. She has been admittedly absent in game but I expect her to get screen time when KoF inevitably get more story with Varka>Remember gun bitch from Fontaine?You mean Navia who was front and center the entire last region and charming in the summer event, Chevreuse who is post archon quest 4* but still got screen time in the film event or Clorinde who was a huge part of the story and ran a customer DnD campaign?The REAL example is Yelan. This bitch is borderline perfection in my book and she got 4 seconds of fucking screen time in the last three years despite having the opportunity every year with the lantern rite, and being very popular both design and meta wise.
Got another Qiqi
Which genshins (besides Eula) would unironically get an autism diagnosis?
>>698363284Freminet and maybe Lynette but I'm not sure if hers is just a side effect of old bastard rape.
>>698362929Ok Pablx
>>698362534>>698362713Remember this?
>>698364096>WHITE race warrior>a fucking flipWhy are browns like this...?
Does Citlali have teams OTHER than the archon's?
>>698364096don't know which makes me cringe harder. browns fellating whites or white weeaboos larping as samurai.
>>698364124Is that the Paimon va? Why's Paimon simping for Elon?
>>698364124The most bizarre Elon wank I've seen tbdesu
>>698364632both are cringe race traitors
>>698335632I'm going for both
>>698364096>filipino
Who was this world quest for? I didn't even know what the fuck was happening.
>>698365573Pokemon?
>>698365616Well it sucks compared to their other modern gaming reference
>>698310181She tied with Xiaomi for the most for you character in the game so far.
I'm rolling her and I dont know of any teams I can use her in besides gaming.But she's really really cute.
>>698350762If your waifu doesn't have pics of her doing the Pringles Duck, she is shit. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
>>698311556Did they seriously change management because of Lyney? I've heard this before, but I don't know if it's actually true.
>>698347697No, that's a semen issue.
Granny didn't kill countless Spaniards, gringos, and Frenchmen to secure your independence only for you to larp as a nazi mijo.
>>698364096>flip>the most diversed group is the most racistThe more things change, the more things stays the same huh?
>>698366126self-hating browns are cringe
>>698347697She meditates a lot and her element is cryo.The obvious explanation for her being so damn old is that she puts herself in a suspended state.
How do I open this sus wall by southeast Ancestral Temple? It very clearly suggests to blow it up with a Yumka bomb but that doesn't do anything.
>>698335632Neither, I'm saving for best hag.
>>698366510
>>698366510You need to let go anon
>>698366510Reminder that Capitano is gonna meet her fate.
>>698348045Are they bigger than her head? Then no.
>>698365843I don't get it.
>>698348196Everything from flat to big can be tasteful, I draw the line where tits reach melon sizes and it looks more hilarious than hot.
>>698335632>not the most boring character in the gameYes.>>698335632
>>698366510>She's going to get resurrected in Natlan!Ohnonononononono
>>698370443>comes back as a humming bird in a gag
>>698370443
This event is absurd bullshit where no amount of thinking or planning will be more effective than randomly throwing units out.There's no strategy to this shit. I've never failed at anything Genshin in this game's entire history and it severely pisses me off that the only reason I'm losing is because these stupid fucking AI constantly miss their attacks.Fuck you Mihoyo no one asked for this.
>>698370745>he cant get 2000+ points a run every time
>>698304821>cryobricked, DOA, flop, dead, over and done with, that's all she wrote folks
every time these threads show up with the hot pics I get the urge to play again and get herthen post nut clarity hits and I remember all the reasons I don't like this game anymorebest enjoyed through all the porn and lewds I guess
>>698371449Like with all gacha.
>>698347830https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/125517145
>>698366405That fuckin' wall has been bugged since day one, just relog in front of it.
pink is the ugliest hair color
>>698370579Anon, we're about to fight a boss in a fucking volcano.
>>698371631Thank you king.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceH21xFu840
>>698365573Another AI generated wordslop designed to waste as much of your time as possible.
>>698372936>AI generated wordslop designed to waste as much of your time as possibleBack in my day we just called that shit writing.
>>698350104Coin flip if we get a quest about her or we do a fetch quest for some npc
>>698373204I agree, however In Mihoyo's case it's actually AI generated.
>>698370745The blonde fat guy in a white t shirt os absolutely brokenHe and his clone brothers tank everything
>>698304821>first 5 star cryo in a year ends being a 5 star layler thrilling talebotI hate migoyo
>lost 50/50 on FugueGuess I'm not getting her then. Why can't HSR be more like Genshin and give us more room the breathe?
>270 rolls, 10 pitysurely I will get lucky and get both Mav and Cit
>>698313598>White skin >Mexican LolLmao even
>>698316602Man legs
>>698325124>>698322137Fix your damn hands you stupid nigger This isnt 2023 anymore
>>698327190Would fuck her on the ass and cum inside as well
/vg/ threads are getting worser and worser each month passes. Always filled with off-topic shitposts.
>>698378304The last few threads on /v/ has been getting worse and worse too. They aren't getting deleted anymore but the quality is getting worse as a result.
Post more grandma
>>698372695>YET ANOTHER story of pyro archon being a weak ningen and not the WAR GOD everyone is expectingfeels like they're trying hard to make us like her through suffering like they did with furina.
>>698379745
>>698382261Isn't she a bit old for that outfit?
>>698383736I guess
>>698385917Can she still get pregnant?
>>698386045Yes but it's getting rarer and harder for it to occur.
is another character that attracts all the retards like hutard and fartina, PASS.
>>698386103Whixh genshins are for smart people
>>698386356My favorite one.
>>698386356Your least favorite one.
>ywn wake up with a naked drunk citlali drooling on top of youshould I just end it now bros?
This is someone's grandma.
>>698387224My grandma has advanced dementia
>>698387224And I'll soon be their granddad
>>698387224
How do you pronounce Ix Uxul Tz'ib Bolon Ch'ule-L?
>>698391837With a Spanish accent.
>>698381629They already have one immortal warrior god, I guess they didn't want to make another one.
>>698306452Hi, !Akemi.Reminder that you're mentally ill as fuck.
>>698309862I always buy a 100$ crystal top up before rolling, that way the game blesses me with good luck.
>>698393634>immortal warrior god turned into moeblob waifu who's awkward around people and can't cook (we also win against her in a fight) and they're making suffergirl like furina instead?
>>698310181>>698310246>>698310395>>698312662>>698311274No character in the game will ever be "for (you)", !Akemi. Get over it and trying so hard to force this autism with every single character.
>>698391837With clicking sounds
>>698312662Why do you think they paired her with flopuika? They're gonna attribute citlali's success to her
>>698393874Ei is still an immortal wargod. She's just nice to her friends
melty
>>698335974Alright looks amazing, I'll be rolling for her. That's at C0 right?
>>698350273the same screechers from now also screeched back then but you won't admit that
>>698394462>be heterosexual>create untold amount of seetheHow and why?
>>698394462>>698394786>be pathetic failure on the internet>cope with your shit life by pretending you make people mad
>>698395315And here's the first victim lol
>>698395501Explain why anyone would be mad that your life is so pathetic that you care about "self inserting". Even more so in a game that literally doesn't even sort of pander to you.
>>698395315I was talking about the character and the reaction to it schizo, not me.
>>698395698No shit, retard. How do you not understand that's what you're being mocked for.The point is that no one is "seething". And that you are just blocking out reality and pretending other people are mad so you can feel better about your awful life.
>>698365742i kinda want her for a similar reason, she unironically reminds me of my irl wife.
>>698391837Ixlel
>>698395892But you do sound really mad right nowI guess all those post coping about she was still somehow a bisexual don't matter then.
>>698365742I mean she lowers both Hydro and pyro resistance so you can slot her into any pyro dps + hydro sub-dps team.
>>698396451No, I don't sound mad. That's just what you tell yourself to cope with reality.Your life sucks. You want other people's lives to suck so you don't feel bad.There's no "for you" pandering in this game for any gender.
>>698304821She's indonesian.
>>698396941>No I'm not mad-kek I stopped reading right there, no need to reply to me further you answered my first question
What artifact sets are you guys running on these two?Codex on Mavuika, City on Citlali?
>>698397213>l- let me have the last word!!! i- im not mad!! ur mad!! stop replying to me or else ur mad!!Haha, see? Your life's a joke.There is literally nothing that will make you accept no one "seething" over you.
playing in RUS RNvoiceacting is goodissue is...the Russian language just has too much MOMMY energy for these kawaii anime girls LMFAO
>>698371631They figured out lolis should have fat asses finally
>>698315959>beating outhow?
>>698398901shit wrong threadLMAO
>>698398915source?
>>698397365Yeah
>>698394786and why aren't the redditors allowed to seethe? everyone remembers when male players called all the female players who liked Jeht "Lumine incel yuri harem chuds"everyone remembers when male players turned on her and refused to call her her quest kino, refused to ask for her to be playable, and talked about how much they hated BenBen now that Jeht was ruined by liking Luminebut you don't want to admit that
>>698400528Damn dude you mean all these gender warriors are underage redditors and twitter tourists? Why should I give a fuck what they think?
>>698395501
>>698400528I have no idea what you're talking about I wasn't here then. I just see 10 points and that's all I need to know.
>>698400818Learn to know when to apply a meme redditor
>>698396689Thanks anon you are the best.
>>698401117
>>698391837Ish ujul tss-ib bohl-ohn ch-ule el.
>>698399431Ether-Core on pixiv. They specialice in big butt lolis
>>698401336Yeah you really got me with this one
>>698400528Huh? I thought the narrative was that nobody was seething. What happened? Now it's okay to be seething because somebody else was? That's strange, how did that happen...>>698400776>Still pretending not to care and that others are seething instead of youPathetic, your life is a joke.
>>698402121the narrative is to say the people you dislike are seething over nothing
>>698398901>>698399137Which gaem
>>698391837Unga Bunga
Odds that the Traveler joins the Fatui Harbingers when we get to Russia?
>>698403003100%we always become honorary [insert local faction] in every nation
Granny was always there. From the 10 brutal years of independence war, to the invasion of El Salvador, all the civil wars, being a curassier under Santa Anna in both wars with the USA, the reform war, being a guerrilla against Maximilian and part of the firing squad, the revolutionary War vs Diaz, raiding Corpus Cristi with Pancho Villa, fighting the USA when they invaded again, then the fucking Cristero war and dirty war. Look the woman is tired let her enjoy her booze and light novels in peace; Abuela's earned it by now. Same if there's some guy she wants to smash and cuddle with, don't be a bitch.
>>698402593MiSide
>>698403354>fotm ddlchave fun i guess
>>698391837I feel so bad about instantly obliterating this drigga because the prompt said "Inspect" and not "Immediately extract his remaining life force"I wanted to stick around and see if any more dialogue would play at leastAfter doing it, I know it was the only way to progress the quest, but in the moment I was like "fuck man, now it looks like I didn't even hesitate for a second before ending his millennia-long life"
>yuritard having a meltdown over literally nothingtale as old as time
>>698403205Would you REALLY learn Spanish for her?
>>698403446It is fun until whom I can only assume are Ukrainians start spazzing out over the devs being Russian.>>698403587I'd learn Nahuatl.
>>698343653>>698361601 vosotros
>>698311242GIVE ME THE FUCKING FAT ASS LATINAS. NOT WHITE PINK HAIR BITCH #569342
>>698311242>>698404109She's not Latina, she's indigenous based on the Mexica.
>>698403446you can stop lying DDLC fagyour game is dead and forgotten outside your containment thread as it should be
>>698403764I love Monika NTR porn
>>698404383You mean where Monika NTRs the other girls?
>>698304821it's gonna take so long to catch up to her story...
>>698398915>finallyhttps://files.catbox.moe/rerwks.webm
>>698405709Alice is not gonna like this bro
>>698402330that's false. lumine & yurifags are just getting their comeuppance, because you have been favorized since sumeru. straight men finally got a bone thrown to us & you're malding. of course we don't care about your plight, since you were very keen on proclaiming this game is not for us the past 2 years.
Saving for IL CAPITANOFUCK DEM HAGS
>do not reproduce I am a free man in a free land, she's getting bred.>>698406339>FUCK DEM HAGSI mean. . . .
>>698406219>he's a sumeru schizoknew it
>>698406393She's 300 years old, anon, breeding with what eggs? Are you going to personally ask Nahida to boost her fertility?
>>698406660There's some left in there. It'll take constant hard work, but it will be done.
>>698360171>whitewashingYou don’t even know what that word means, you braindead spic
Feliz Navidad y prospero año nuevo.
>>698362929Most “Latinos” are overwhelmingly indigenous American and have the same mongoloid skull structure and epicanthic eye fold Asians have, retard. Just because some are random percentage admixture zambos and mestizo doesn’t mean you 3rd world shitskins are white just because you speak a bastardized form of a European language and worship a distorted version of a European religion. You pathetic faggots sound just as retarded pinoys self-deluding themselves into believing their Spanish also.
>>698407672We literally waged bloody wars over the right to not be Spanish.
God the number of spics on this board is absolutely embarrassing. These parasitic third world rats have to invade every facet on my life. The US at least needs its own VPN like China has to get some of these niggers to fuck off.
>has a plush of you and your dog
>>698364632whites larping as niggers
>>698407286Igual a ti anon
>>698365978I hope so, Lyney sucked and his accessory imouto was a wasted character.
Based on that myth, it seems her ideal man is "anyone who'll listen to her boomer rants about anime". Are you a bad enough dude to listen to granny bitch about how Netflix Ranma is shit for three hours in a meandering stream of consciousness rant fuelled by beer and candy in order to smash for that same amount of time later that night?
The worst part of the "hundreds year old young woman" in anime is the writers pretending they are somehow still virgins despite living among men for all that timeShe's an used up slut anon
>>698409415Citlali is literally a grandmother.
I like how different ethnic groups in Natlan are actually different.
>>698409187>anyone who'll listen to her boomer rants about animeIf she thinks modern anime sucks, why does she read nothing but isekai slop? Curious!
>>698411624LNs aren't anime.
>>698412208But LNs are what modern slop anime is based on
Just checked my Emails and the Paypal ones addressed to Cognosphere.Wanted to know how much money I have spent for Genshin, HSR and ZZZ since I have started playing in July 2022.Two and a half years later and I invested 553,7€.No regrets, I am poor, but it's NEETbux money anyways.
>>698417380>553,7>CommaEuros need to be put in reeducation camps
>the new auto-battler eventThe worst event by far. The RNG sucks, you can't control your own units and victory is decided by a coin toss. Fuck this shit.
>>698417380Ive spent $0 on genshin after mistakenly buying the battle pass 4 times and I guarantee my account is better than yours. You should regret your money spent.
>>698417491Cry me a river Amerishart.>>698417616>MistakenlySaar, do not redeem.
>>698417616I've spend $0 on genshin since the last time I spent money too.
>>698403552You're not making anyone mad, !Akemi.
>>698408131>has a plush of Paimon and Paimon's personal food fund slave
