COMING STRAIGHT FROM YOUR HOUSE
>TODAY'S MISSION
>>713633718HE'S THE 1 CUMMING
FEACHER
COMING
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>713634165YOU CAN'T POST WHEN HE'S DILATING!
DONTTOUCHTHATDIAL
HeyAnswering >>713633880Meme 1 from 4chan in Deltarune:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9topM9Abt9kRoulx calling Ralsei a BimboMeme 2 from 4chan:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiov0_liDd4Ralsei is 12 inches, and getting bigger
>>713634683Also I guess in a weird sort of way, that guy got his comeuppance against the jannies killing him.
>can cum to completely sfw pictures of noelle because shes just that adorable>cannot do this for any other character in any form of media>shes not even my top 5 favorite UT/DR characters or even best girlWhat is this called...?
>>713633718>2 threads.Tennabros...
>>713634968Three threads, actually. My bad.
>>713634449you can't post in the deltatroon thread
Oh damn people might not be here, whoops.If someone runs into the guy pass >>713634683along
I want to talk about Deltarune here because I love TV
Test
QUICK!You must reply with what you were yelling to raise the mic during the mike fight.
>>713637569I was using the buttons.
>>713637569Some form of the "MICHAEL, MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HEAR, MICHAEL!" meme where hes just yelling, burning in hell
>>713637569N
>>713638548Please don't say racial slurs
I FUCKING MISSED THE BLUE RIBBON ON CHAPTUM 3I FUCKING LOVE BLUEFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>713637569COMING
>>713637569https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O04H-z1z1T0
>>713637569 cum cum cum peanut butter peanut butter cum cum cum
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Festival_(short_story)just gonna leave this hereThere's no way Toby didn't read this story.
>>713639075Ever since I found out the ribbons have a hidden TP gain penalty I feel cheated
>eldritch horrors at a christmas festival>ST MICHAEL's church>descriptions of a black river under the earth and "pores" where the evil comes out>The Fucking Festival>Old man with a description that matches Gaster/Mysteryman
>>713639901>>713640013>published in an anthology called "Weird Tales"AIEEEEEEE
>>713641084>the weird route>the tale that should not be followedSome relevant details from The Festival:>He locates his relatives' house, which has an overhanging second story, and is greeted by an unspeaking old man with "flabby hands, curiously gloved," and a "bland face" that he comes to suspect is "a fiendishly cunning mask". This mysterious greeter directs him to wait next to a pile of old books that includes a Latin translation of the Necronomicon>The procession enters a secret passageway below the crypt, eventually coming to "a vast fungous shore litten by a belching column of sick greenish flame and washed by a wide oily river that flowed from abysses frightful and unsuspected to join the blackest gulfs of immemorial ocean." There, they engage in a "Yule-rite, older than man and fated to survive him"Everything about the Holidays associating Christmas with evil occult stuffDark fountains/the depths, the "river of tears">. Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.And y'know.... niggerman is right there
>>713634914Noelle reminds you of memories only your body still remembers
>>713637569R2 button
>>713634165I noticed these threads are still alive, did... did we win?
>>713642583I mean I don't really know how you lose when you're in the game now>>713634683
>>713634683second one is a massive stretch lol but the bimbo one has a bit of merit to it
>>713637569i was blowing on my mic like you need to do with some nintendo ds games
>>713643114I think it's way more plausible since it would be the second time it's happened.
>>713637569i don't have a mic.
>>713637569I used right click.
>>713637569PEEENIIISS
>>713633718CUMMING
>>713638678-INTENDO MAMA MIMAhuh? what racial slurs? what are you talking about? schizo...
I would like the degenerate line back in
>>713645028there's a mod on gamebanana
ily virovirokun
>>713645742I think they're appealing too but you shouldn't just go ass out like that.Have some Class
We're the man now, dog.
>>713637569I was blowing at the microphone. These battles were fun.
>>713634767How come the thumbnails always look like Mother 3?
>>713637569TERIAAAAAAAA
>>713634683Who is Mystery Child?
So Ralsei can just fly? Is that how he gets around Dark Worlds so fast?
So is the forgotten man the one egg that left Noelles PC out of happiness?She can't recall it's name, it disappeared without a trace, and apparently it wants to help someone but can't remember. But will know when its time.
Only 6 months until we start Krusie route officially
>>713647846He floats like a fluffy ballsack in the wind
>>713633718FEACHER
>>713637569I didn't. I just gave the microphone a fucking hand job
>>713647846Dark Worlds are powered by imagination, so you can do anything you want, but only Ralsei knows about that
>>713637569I didn't do the Mike fight.
>>713637569lalalalala
Does anyone else feel 3+4 was kinda short for what was it, nearly 4 years in between? Chapter 3 is like 3 hours long and 4 was maybe 4.5-5 hours. I beat the knight and got all the secrets (yes, even the chapter 3 egg) pretty quickly. It's unfortunate that it's so short, the gameplay keeps improving and I want to actually play more.
>>713645742sweatdrops really make the difference
>>713648189Toby blew most of his devtime on all of chapter 3's minigames.
>>713648189I can't say I relate.
Why is Susie so ugly?
>>713637569ouhhhh oh oh ohuhhhhhhhh
>>713647846>Is that how he gets around Dark Worlds so fast?No, it is Knight who carries him around (except for chapter 3).>chapter 1Knight planted him in advance and told all about prophecy and his mission to assist Kris.>chapter 2As soon as Kris and Susie entered the Dark World, Knight brought him over from school. That's why he appears with a delay.>chapter 3Kris brought him over from school during bathroom break. That's why he joined the Fun Gang almost immediately.>chapter 4Knight brought him over with herself to church. That's why he was on the scene before us.
>>713637569I did a sort of nasally "myeh" sound
>>713637569loud singing along with the music
If only Toby could let Kriselle be happyhouseHow could he be so cruelhouse?
>>713648189It's funny seeing people can't really decide if Chapter 3 drags on too much or if it's too short
>>713633718i don't really get why rouxls kaard has a weird gaster-like melty face. i mean i really doubt they're related but from a character design standpoint i don't really get where the drippy mouth comes from as a sentient rules card.
>>713648409The only ones who complain it's too short didn't bother with the sidequests
>>713634767So I probably missed something, why is Asgore's truck collectively considered what killed Dess? Or is it just a meme?
>>713648278I mean, I enjoyed it, I just wish that 2 + 3 had released at the same time. Would have made the Snowgrave stuff way more interesting if it was discovered after completing chapter 2 organically.>>713648409I think it could have gone on for another board, it really wasn't that bad on my Snowgrave replay. I honestly think it's better than Chapter 4 outside of the parts with Gerson, because it reveals a lot about Kris' shitty home life.
>>713648519its just a meme.
>>713648189Entire Undertale takes as much time as chapter 3
>>713648480Would it be weird if I said I did all the side content and still think there wasn't enough? I'm content with Chapter 4 but I still can't shake the feeling Chapter 3 needed some more
>>713648580Maybe a speedrun, no? UT is definitely a bit longer than 2-3 hours.
>>713648310What make you say so??
>>713648319>>713648071I remember some expert on Middle East saying "If Israel says that sky is blue, I will look outside to check if it's overcast". I guess it applies to Ralsei as well.
>>713648057So Kris could just say "I now have the CoolBeam ability that instantly kills titans in one hit lmao" and he'd actually get it?
>>713648670Kris is a...
>When a new man arrives in town.
>>713648670Eww
>>713648679What if Ralsei is some Aizen level of villain? Where he starts as the goody two shoes who don't even swear, but he's actually someone who usurped the "Prince in the dark" role from someone else to lead the rest of the heroes t oa trap?
>>713648903>to lead the rest of the heroes t oa traphttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_goat
>>713648824Don't say it TENNA!!!
>>713648884LMAO
>>713648652Okay but ch3 takes fucking ages if you're actually experiencing it fully, blindEven just putting all the Zelda minigames is longer than 3 hours unless you're following a guide
>>713644865I love the Jackenstein clip so much
>>713648983pipis
>>713648409something can be short and drag on at the same timech3 really shows what dev hell can do a project
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhHorfoXFjw
>>713648342Ralsei is obviously Kris’ monstersona headband left behind in the bunker when Dess unexpectedly died.
>>713648670>so you be sayin' we some kinda $!$! squad?
>>713648670If Toby asked whether Kris going to be "non binary" or confirmed male but Black, what would people prefer?
>>713649060It only took me maybe 4.5 hours total, maybe an extra 2h more if you count the Knight retries. I only heard that you had to get S-ranks to get everything in Chapter 3, otherwise I found everything else.
>>713648884>"A chance to give up being a mother and submit myself as an onahole to an ugly bastard skeleton? WHERE DO I SIGN UP???"
this game is shit
>>713649165Kris is already my nigga
you can't get this from an egg
>>713649145
>tenna misgenders kris because he saw him grow up as a boy and wont entertain his new identityHoly based
>>713649250What did he mean by this?
>>713649165I'd get less cute femKris and cute Kris in dresses if he was a nigger so I'll keep the enby, thank you.
>>713648670>the only universe where you want Suselle to happen
>>713649217You didn't play it. Just music alone is lifechanging
>>713648884>>713649195Why is she like that?
Interesting.Truly, truly interesting.
>>713649275A grown ass man made this picture. Someone's mother carried a child for 9 months and raised him for 18 years so he could make this picture
>>713649323toby fox would have kriselle happen if that is what they looked like
>>713649454based grown ass man
>>713648884>Now's your chance to be a [BIG SLUT]
>>713648452>i mean i really doubt they're relatedBoy are you gonna feel silly later.
>>713649254He speaks truth to power, he’s a headband. Just like Susie stands as a way for Kris to learn to love others, Ralsei exists as a way for him to learn to love himself.
>>713648884Would in a heartbeatRight in front of KrisI'd even cum as fast as I can so Kris can see my nut overflowing from his mother's pussyThen I'd "apologize" to her for finishing too fast and start over a second time
>>713649275Forced rule 34. Nobody is getting off to this, not even the artist, it's for people who want to LARP as a deviant
>>713637569DUMBASS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1fPfxLYg-w
>>713649454and that's a good thing!
>>713648452We technically don't know how Gaster looks, the sprite that everyone assumes it is him may be just another follower, maybe that particular one in UT is Rouxls.Also I am surprised that nobody mentions that Rouxls talks with his hands at one point in Chapter 3.
>>713648519If you inspect the truck in Chapter 4, it says >"The truck used to kill Dess"But it was cut out late in development
>>713648679If israel says the sky is blue, its because they made it red and orange by burning everything of value to those they declare it blue towards. Trust not Ralsei, and trust not Kris and definitely don't trust Israel
>>713649140This one's great
>>713649523Sans...
>>713648189I agree. There's also no new shop sprites or face sprites (Outside of Carol) for new characters. Very weird.
>>713649454Based!>>713649528If only you knew the absolute state of my cock right now
>>713641084Weird Tales wasn't an anthology. It was the biggest weird fiction magazine of the time, retard. It published every month for almost 2 decades.
>>713649528You're just baiting for more Virovirokun pictures
>>713648884S-She's fast!
>>713649454I don't like the implications of it being better if somelne young made it
>>713649523Stop posting Sans. You've had too much ketchup.
>>713649550https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSc7Yuwn1Ao
>>713649446Now post a version where every /k/-fag is banned from voting
>>713649657He based.
>>713649140The only thing I don't like about this song are the little cutouts or whatever they're called at around 1:45.
>>713633718Where are the janniesNot vidya, clean this board.>>>/vg/>>>/trash/
>>713648310What's it like to be so wrong?
>>713649935
>>713648824Jew
>>713649829Young people are dumb and lack self-awareness so when they do cringe disgusting things like this it's whatever, it's almost expected. But the thought that a 30 year old man with a job is making lewd pictures with cringe porn macros makes me vomit
>>713644682That's Frisk, retarded murderboyfag.
>>713649935>Having a fit about the singular actual game in like the past year and a half people actually give a shit about having people who still want to talk about it>Maybe you could kind of count Kingdom Hearts finally getting out of the Epic Game Store Gulag last year and people talking about it
>>713649935YWNBAJ
>>713650039Chara and Frisk are cute lolis, not kikes.
Shit, this redditor was onto somethinghttps://www.reddit.com/r/Deltarune/comments/quc260/something_interesting_i_noticed_on_a_new/>the church also had double doors>a lot of hintts that chapter 5 will be about Asgore and his flowersFlower shop dark world confirmed for chapter 5
>>713649550I hope we get more moments like this in future chapters.
A FFXIV slander thread died for this
I haven't been this excited for a game with this many blilnd twists and turns since Metal Gear Solid. Anybody else feel like this?
>>713648189It was the appropriate amount of content for what I was expecting. Chapters 1+2 had 5 years of dev time combined, and 3+4 was a shorter wait for more content of higher quality.
>>713650039>OY VEY NOELLE NEVAH FORGET ABOUT DA 6 MILLION
>>713650202I know right?The Weird route is actually hype.I hope he doesn't mess it up.
>>713648272that and all the cutscene animations you don't notice because you're looking at the dialogue box
>>713648884>>713649195>>713649504Kek I love slut Toriel shitposting
>>713649140It's hilarious how bad the music is and how much people like it for some reason, yesterday's food served cold.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3btWR_WzVCI
>>713649867https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBwYm4hHJMU&list=PLKXdyINOQYsaHwm4rJ0QDFzsaZQNQjF0U&index=71
>>713650053People don't just stop being into the things they're into just because they got old.
>>713650158everyone was talking about double doors retard
>>713650406Souless.
>>713650567D:
>>713650168>>713650170Based tennamind.
>>713649928I agree. It happens very often that people who arrange songs feel like they just have to add something for the sake of doing it.
>>713650634I think it works with this ost. It's suppose be foreboding and glitchy.
Poor Tenna...
>Kris, let’s try again!>after the fight she acknowledges that (what she believes is) Kris helped her with the fightHow does that work, I wonder? What does it look like? Susie just turns into a parry god and she doesn’t question it?
>>713650852Will he still appear in chapter 5 if you didnt donate him to mettaton? I did it anyway cause its what he wants is a new owner otherwise id feel guilt tripped.
>>713648189my normal route save where I beat all the shadow crystal bosses and started from chapter 1 took 14 hours total to finish chapters 1-4, it definitely doesn't feel like 4 years worth of content but I was genuinely impressed since I thought I would've outgrown toby's writing during the WAIT but wound up enjoying the new chapters more than I enjoyed the first 2 back when they released
ok how the fuck do you find virovirokun hot?
toby fox has an interesting fixation on middle school lesbians im sure its nothing.
>>713650954It sounds like you are genuinely mashing throughout every chapter and not properly exploring or reading. I have 30+ hours in real the real game already. And my replays of chapters 1-2 were very quick so I could get to the new stuff faster.
>>713650908actual plot hole
>>713651034You're posting in a thread where people wanna fuck all kinds of monsters but Virovirokun is where you draw the line?
>>713651034Why do people want to fuck the shadow mantle?
>>713650908Yeah it's never acknowledge what it is the characters are actually seeing when (you) do all the work
>>713651084>toby fox has an interesting fixation on middle school lesbiansIf you don't or didn't, then you're not a real human.
>>713648670Even as a broken person who likes big butch chicks with treasure trails, this image disgusts me.
>>713650852Love how Suzie is acting with genuine compassion without any doubt or hint of irony. Literally EVERY single media out there would have handled this differently, but this somehow rubs a spot that was never reached before.
>>713651084Alphys and Undyne are adults doe
>>713651263>>713651084>Toby Fox's original online handle was Cunny Fox TUMBLR'S GONNA FREAK
>>713651034How do you NOT, bro?
>>713651230For the damage resistances.
>there are people who still think dess is the knightCaroll is gonna be one hell of a boss fight
>>713651358Just WEAR it
>>713651357DAMN
>>713650908Susie is stupid
>>713651084People like Toby want to transition and be middle school girls, or they want to be treated as such in some capacity.
>>713651097This. I currently have over 35 hours in my save file, and I replayed chapter 1 and 2 a long time ago and I also replayed chapter 3 and 4 recently, so I beat the mantle/knight/hammer of justice/jevil waaay faster than on my first attempt.
>>713651384Around your cock.
>>713648792yeah what do you think susie did
>>713650908Kris spends the entire fight yelling the directions we press at Susie but since we never hear any of the shit Kris says it seems like he's just standing off screen and watching
>>713651230I want Eram and Virovirokun to kiss around my cock while I thrust
>>713650852Its only another evidence Susie would be a great mother to your kids
>>713651230because it's bratty. virovirokun barely looks humanoid and doesn't have any sort of personality to be horny towards.
Ralsei will become a real boyMy uncle works at Toby Fox
>>713651451GOD DAMN IT
>>713651376Carol's Dark Form will be a Shogun. She is a huge weeb for katanas and as queen of her family she is The Strongest so she has cool katana attacks
>>713651376Carol's a cryomancer, not the Knight.
Susie will share the paopu fruit with me.
>>713651556It's okay Rouxls. You'll make a good puzzle one day.
Do I really need to play this game for the third and fourth time because I didn’t get any eggs or recruit jevil?
>>713651230Bratty attitude does a LOT of work.
>>713637569there was a mike fight?but I followed a guide, how did I miss it...
>>713651626Yes.
>>713651376>he isn't skatepilled yetThere's no way in hell Carol is outrunning Susie in the light world man.
>>713650202I was hypedIn 2018Then 2021Now im kinda tired and waiting and vibing >>713651240>Susie watching the soul come from fucking bumfuck nowhere to shield her during the lancer fight. Only starts questioning it after the chaos dunk
>>713651597HUH?
>>713651658reload your chapter 4 save file
>>713651626you should play it over 100 times just becuase you love the music and characters and Toby Fox himself
>>713650248You joke but the 'trauma' in that fanfic is shit like>AND THEN TORIEL MADE A SOGGY LATKE...OY VEY, THIS IS *LITERALLY* ANUDDAH SHOAH
>>713651787Why did you read it?
>>713651626I didn't get eggs which I'm not too hung up on for now but missing out on Jevil would have been a huge mistake.
>>713651329Alphys and Undyne are high-school coded. Alphys might as well be a 16 year old fujoshit
>>713651787>first world jew problemsdump eet
>>713651546What about the metronome? Some people wanna fuck that and you can't even interact with it!
Toriel if she Torireal.
>>713651826I can’t get over not sparing him when I’m doing a pacifist run. Doesn’t that add a kill count or something?
>>713637569*right-click*
>>713651787>MY BAGEL DIDN'T HAVE FUCKING CREAM CHEESE FOR MY LOX>OOOYYYYY VEEEEYYYYYYY FUCK THE GOYIM COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND>GOYS HATE ME CAUSE I'M BROWN
>>713651821I didn't, some other anon posted that bit in the thread where that image was first posted.
>>713648452What is he even meant to be? a ghost?
>>713651693Isn't there a pair of skates in Dess's room
>>713651912Violence against Jevil is fine
>>713650039>>713650248>>713651948
>>713637569MOVE OVER THERE NOW MOVE OVER THERE NOW MOVE OVER THERE
>>713651907Nice sexdoll
>>713637569EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>713651626You also need to freeze every enemies with noelle on another save file, and get spamton in the basement
>>713651907someone gets to fuck this every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_Kz8CTccAg&t=114sReminder Kris is a dick who doesn't show compassion without your prompting unless you actively torture his friends.
>>713651626...Did you get S-Rank and do the link's awakening boss for the mantle, anon?
>>713637569AAAAA!...AAA!aaaAaaAAA!
>>713652061Yeah I did snow grave and recruited spamton in the regular save file
>>713651626The eggs aren't going to be too important, and for Jevil you can beat him on a finished chapter 1 save and then get the shadow crystal + item from the hole in the wall in the west side of castle town in chapter 4.
>>713652085ahhhh fuuuck
>>713651907Wrong. We already know exactly what she would look like in real life
>>713649195>ugly bastard skeletonWow yeah Sans would look like a straight ugly bastard if he had a proper human body wouldn't he
>>713652085>someone gets to fuck this every daySans?
>>713652085Pointy
>>713650908When Susie fights Lancer she takes no input from us at all, so I'm assuming she means that she hears (you) giving order to help win the fight and she's acknowledging it. Sort of like what happens with Noelle when Kris goes down.
>>713649146Topkek
>>713637569A very unstable volume version of the loudest orgasm meme
>>713652178>My child you are breaking my HEART
>>713651995That's so fucking funny holy shit.
>>713651568>hand is of a woman with long ass nails>foetus attack you
It's TV Time! > BURNING EYES > Ripple > Black Knife > GUARDIAN > Hammer of Justice.
How do people justify the "Dess = Knight" theory? So far the evidence I've seen is "The weapon called the Black Knife, which is a bladed weapon used by a character whose attacks are all sword-based, has a frame that looks like a bat and we had a song about bats this chapter". Is that it? How do people see that and decide that 100% it has to be Dess? The only other argument I see is "It's the most obvious outcome" which isn't an argument at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N117e1Ub39A&list=PLKXdyINOQYsaHwm4rJ0QDFzsaZQNQjF0U&index=12
>>713651097I did miss both eggs, but I found the shadow mantle organically, beat the knight and gerson, gave tenna to metaton and found asgores dialogue in noelles house while spending a decent amount of time in castle town. not sure if it explains the hour difference but I did skip noelle and susie's date dialogue at the start of chapter 4 since the suselle scenes are painfully cringe and have been since chapter 2. i've beaten the first zelda and some overtuned romhack fights like zenith martlet and paula so I was able to clear every encounter in the game except from the knight on my first attempt as well.
>>713652204>Sans would look like a straight ugly bastard if he had a proper human body wouldn't heYep
>>713652228oh yeahjust like in Chapter 1 where she's trying to navigate the prison and she thinks she hears Kris when you select an option
>>713652357>dess is in the shelter screaming for help>but also somehow she's the knight at the same time
>>713652357Dess has antlersKnight has antlersDess is Knight
>>713652357For me it's both the bat and the obvious PK Star Storm
>>713652473STORY OF UNDERTALE
>>713652357Because the Knight has antlers, dummy.
>>713651314>Literally EVERY single media out there would have handled this differently,man who has only seen Boss Baby:
Rudy......
>>713652473I can't wait for Story of Deltarune once the game is complete
What if Dess was a human?
>>713649275MOAR
>>713652473TALE OF DELTARUNE
>>713651912No idea. It might not affect anything in the end, but who knows. I spared him
>>713652303The name is "beyond all the blessings and hymns" if you wanna go looking for anything else to goof on
>>713651693Did you swap the names? Deer are fucking fast, man.
>>713652085s...source?
>>713651912Normally winning by combat causes the opponents to be Lost, no longer Recruitable. But they don’t die, they flee. It doesn’t matter what the outcome is for Jevil except for your reward.There’s very few things that actually add to your Slain total. These are: Freezing things with Noelle (they cannot flee), and destroying Titanspawn.
>>713652357Mostly it's>Frame where the sword looks like a bat>Winter theming nearby, christmas tree just before>Mentions of winter/cold during the fight>Clear Holiday type antlers>Bat song>Dess is mysteriously missing and nobody is talking about it making us search for answers>Knight is a mysterious character with access to the bunker>People don't like talking about or explaining the bunker, just like Dess' disappearanceThat's about it
>>713652484That's the other one that gets parroted a lot, but that just makes even less sense. The characters spend quite a bit of time discussing how the knight is probably weak in the real world, and there's a reindeer in the real world that we've seen nearly every chapter whose defining characteristic is being weak and sickly, and somehow people jump straight to Dess instead
>>713652597>Kris, one of my daughters is dead, and the other is a raging dyke. You MUST dick down Noelle so the Holiday bloodline can survive!
>>713652357d.ogg, aka song before cold chicken sped up is basically Raise Up Your BatRUYP is also basically made by Dess and everything about it is Kris fighting on and with her working together with himThe entirely of the Holidays, including dess, have the leimotif of Find Her/Lost GirlCarol likes you so much she wants you aroundWiffle bat, skates, refer to >>713651693It's cool as fuckAthletic enough she can outrun Susie in the overworld>>713652672Nope, she's an old ass woman man, Susie is full blown sprinting, cross town like that ain't happening unless you enter ULTIMATE SCHIZO MODE and you turn Cross Country sprinter Noelle into the Knight.
>>713652358this and from now on are such absolute banger for the new battle themes
>>713652734Don't forget Dess is obviously a reference to Ness and the knight uses PK Star Storm
>>713652357>knight is left handed>Carol grabbed your shoulder with her right hand>Dess had left handed computer set uppretty simple but... powerful
Would you let a SOUL control your life?
>>713652357Kris and the knight share that post sex bonding aura that makes tem unserstand each other on a whim. See no hit Knight cutscene and ch4 final prophecy Room backtracking
>>713633718The real question we need to ask ourselves is this: Who's a better character? Spamton or Tenna?
>>713651912Actual kill counts are wiped between chapters. They only matter for the ending of the chapter (and for example you can beat Jevil and King with violence and still get the "pacifist" ending in chapter 1) and whether an enemy is recruited.
>>713652851yes. and id let it rape a dyke retarded just to piss off tumblrniggers
>>713652734and all the asriel parallels
>>713652851if they had game, sure
If Dess is going to the light world to make dark fountains why doesn't she stay there or stay long enough to say something to noelle?
>>713652873Spamton
>>713652085Where can I buy her? I want to hatefuck Toriel.
>>713652873Tenna is too much of a sad sack bitch.
>>713652851You're SUPPOSED to BE your soul.
>>713648884
So has the community come around on how Undyne, who can bench cars, being dragged to the opposite side of town and the black shard staying a black shard in the light world, means the knight can still use their powers in the light world?
>>713653010HE'S NEVER BEEN GLOOBY
>>713652873Tenna but honestly both are equally excellent characters.
>>713652873Spamton has that schizo energy and is more mysterious and entertaining.
>>713652873I actually like Tenna but Spamton is far superior
>>713652204Even as a skeleton he's a fat midget who lives in filth with a tornado of trash in his room, leaves socks around the house and carries ketchup everywhere including on dates to kris house. As a human that actually had to use the toilet he'd have one of those beyond filthy apartments you can see on r9k with piss jugs and all
>>713652873Spamton and it's not especially close
>>713634683>"Which one of you said that?!"Hope that joke makes it into the game, it was funny.
>>713652951too fucked up looking
>>713653010Tenna is depressiveSpamton is manic
>>713650158True believers always knew Flowey would return and we would get the Flower Shop.
>>713652740They still managed to, in the light world, haul Undyne across town against her will, and she lifts cars for fun.
I love this stupid doe so much bros
>>713652357The evidence is overwhelming that it will somehow turn out to be Dess like >>713652734.And then you have subtleties like picrel which show that Kris and the Knight have some familiarity with each other.
>>713652835ness after not surviving
*You can feel a windy, icy grip on your dick. Kris takes one point of damage and your heart races. SOUL movement is increased.*
>>713652782she's like 40 and i would bet at least nine dollars that the rich lady with a family of track team stars, natural reindeer speed, and a house of swords (which she actively uses, according to diaps guy and noelle) is in better shape than "make an ugly face until people go away" Susie and her slouching
What is Starwalker’s endgame?
Deltarune Toriel being a whore sucks, but it's god tier for Undertale Toriel, because it reveals that all of those headcanons of her being a lustful, repressed cougar are actually true, and means that if Frisk had stayed with her in the ruins long enough to grow into adulthood she 100% would have let him fuck her until they singlehandedly repopulate the ruins. So there you go, play undertale, get to Toriel's house, save there and just leave that savefile be as you let them live the perfect ending.
>>713652873The king ofCOMING!
>>713652860I'd be more willing to accept the theory if there was more dirty smut of it>>713652734I don't think it's a stretch to say it's probably one of the Holidays, but basically all of those things could also apply to any other reindeer besides Dess>>713653242Virtually all of the Holidays are familiar with Kris
>>713653358Pissing
Why don't they just like, talk and make out, or something.
>>713653234That part about moss really makes me angry. Fuck off, Noelle, you had your chance and ya blew it.
>>713653313SLUT
>>713653338You'd be fucking susprised what an office job, a husband in the hospital, a chronic headache, paperwork and more can do to your body once you're the only mayor for like 20 fucking years straight and doubly so after losing a child.
>>713653338She also attacked the Wet Nose Bandits, alone, and ran them scared shitless to Undyne.Not that they’re particularly amazing criminals, but y'know.
>>713653092she's so cute in her silly costume
>>713653358What even is starwalker in the light world? He just shows up in places he really shouldn't.
>>713651348HOLY BASED. LOLI LOVE.
>>713653502star sticker
>>713652357Antlers + batThe black shard staying a black shard in the light world, plus being able to drag undyne implies that the knight form isn't just a dark world thing, too.It's really just those three things that make Dess the most evidence-supported candidate. I almost wish Toby didn't include the bat thing, since it's the only evidence that specifically points to it being Dess over any of the other Holidays.
>>713653338>Having a kid in your 20s>Successful career hmmm
>>713653404And cheat on the computers they're dating?
Suddenly, a tempest
What is love? Too an acronym, baby don't hurt me etc
>>713652873Tenna is a better character but they are both great
>>713653547Good point, actually.
>>713653364>pictured: Kris getting unbirthed to be reborn as a monster
>>713652357>The only other argument I see is "It's the most obvious outcome" which isn't an argument at all.Sure, but it doesn't mean we need a le subversion for the sake of it - There are enough contextual clues to assume it's Dess even without a meta-argument of "sometimes the simpler storybeat is the best one", being:>The Chapter 1, 2 and 4 Dark Worlds are a reflection of the mentality who made them, biggest hints here: Chapter 1 has a section where you get lost in a forest, Chapter 2 has the "Queen loses Noelle and desperately wants to find her" subtext as well as Pandora Palace essentially being the Holiday Manor, Chapter 4 has Gerson which means they MUST have seen Gerson as a cool, wise teacher figure - The Susie/Gerson interactions might as well be a parallel to Knight/Gerson Light World relationship.>Kris seems to mimic the Knight's poses, which means they were someone Kris not only knows and hung out with but actually looked up towards as a kid, which is VERY few people>Dess's room is full of edgy stuff, but there's also stuff like the iceskating shoes, Kris's refusal to plug her computer in, the code being 1225 which can be read as 12/25 - also you have to somehow justify Carol or Rudy doing 2cool4u edgy poses in all their attack animations if your not in the Dess Knight cap
>>713652938yesssplap
>>713653470I wouldn't be surprised, I'd be ROCK HARD at Carol's FAT DIMPLED MILF ASSSSSS
>>713653557Well CLEARLY they're not getting anywhere with those desktops, so the next step is obvious.
>>713653582>My color must've faded. Pay it no mind!Where is this from?
Our blueberry will fall in love with us.
All memes aside, how likely is Kris actually ending up with Susie?
>>713653582>This is a familiar place, yet you look like you only just got hereI assume this references starting chapter 4 without completion files from a previous chapter
any time i try to start discussions about any theory i realize most of you are either children that have not lived life or just old and stupid people
>>713653582What determines what kind of love you get? The amount of darkners you recruit?
>>713653687Love finds its way to the boy.
>>713653460 "I don't hear a ""no"", my handsome blue cucumber."
>>713653364>stayed with her in the ruins long enough to grow into adulthoodI started jerking off when I was like 12.
>>7136536910%Kris will not end up with anyone, this is an undeniable, unshakeable fact.
I bought the game on steam, played through ch 3,4 got the shadow shards or whatever and just realized that starting fresh on CH 3 without an imported save was probably a bad idea
The "knight" is actually multiple people
>>713653674The pippin that welcomes you to Playertown. Talk to him twice during chapter 4 and he will tell you just that.
>>713653812Rudinn, not Pippins. Pippins are the dice guys.
>>713653571Any bossfight in which you inadvertently start holding your breath is a great bossfight
>>713653753/v/ trying to break up the healthy throuple of Lanino, Elnina, and The Original Starwalker. Fuckers.
>>713653631GLURThttps://files.catbox.moe/cj2q32.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/8uc3sm.png
>>713648884This might be just be the most accurate 3D model of the hag.
The Pippins were removed from chapter 1 because their attack pattern was considered too hard
>>713653872I love fat virus butt so much. Chapter 2 was a blessing
>>713653853You're right, my bad.
>>713653550Why do you people are so afraid of the reveal? Knight's identity is just a small part of the mystery anyway. Yeah, we know it's Dess, big whoop, we still don't know anything important - her motives, her allegiances, how she became what she became. Same as with people who focus too much on Ralsei's real form even though it's the least important question.
>>713653872Not to be a buzzkill, but I thought this was a blue board?
>>713653869She's walking Netori bait. I can't help myself.
Roulx is right and the true end is getting him to rape the roaring knight
>>713653753She definitely has a Spanish/latina accent as does Lanino.
>>713652873Tenna is much better. Spamton is okay but his humor leans a little too hard into lolsorandumb for my tastes.
>>713653626While I’m 100% in on DessKnight, I could totally see Carol being a chuuni asshole when she gets to "cut loose" in Knight form.She has a katana for christs sake.
>>713652620Impossible, but more female humans would be based.
>>713653903She's still hot.
>>713654028Murder boy looks so stylish in this one
>>713653913I thought Toby had said their patterns were too boring instead.
>>713652473>should I be a pacifist?>or should I use my dick?>I'm feeling weird>think I'll rape Noelle
>>713652873Tenna is more relatable but even then Spamton clears.
You guys would fuck anything with a fat ass and thighs
>>713652510Ness = Sans = Knight
>>713652851No.>>713652873Spamton. Anyone saying Tenna is suffering from recency bias.
>>713654089Oh yeah that was it. He thought they were boring.I wonder if he changed his mind or if his original attacks were different from what they use in chapter 3
Describe this woman with one word
>>713653691They have the best chemistry in the game
It's Dark Luigi.
>>713653869She just loves to drag Kris into it.>>713653965No one blames you, Anon. Toby started it with the whole Starwalker and Roulxs thing.
>>713653364But Frisk is a girl and Toriel isn't gay.
>>713653691Festival will be a deciding factor for the ending waifu. You will have an option between Susie and Noelle and maybe other characters before serious storm happen and slice of life moments stop until epilogue happy ending where Kris get implied to date that characters. Whoever isn't picked, ends up with Berdly. If Berdly or Ralsei is picked, Suselle happen.
>>713654223SLUT
>>713654223Whore
>>713654114Actually I want to smear the knight's vantablack suit thing corpse thighs white
>>713654263I pick Berdly
>>713654223plap
>>713651995This is parody, right?
>>713654236Well damn, Carol is in danger then.
>>713653945I don't know what you mean. I'm perfectly fine with it being Dess. It's got good emotional impact. I just thought the bat thing was a bit too on the nose.Though I do wonder how her being the knight yet also being portrayed as 'lost' and possibly also trapped in the code fit together since those ideas are almost at odds with each other. I guess we'll just have to see.
>>713653853Is that Rudinn the missing member of the Seven Flying Aces?
>>713654223jezebel
Asgore won in the long run
>>713653945Because I'm going to have to sit through a full year of people building a mountain of theories on something that's ultimately a barely supported assumption, then I'm going to have to sit through a month of them having a temper tantrum when they're completely wrong once chapter 5 comes out. Like with Mike and anything else Deltarune fans theorize about. I guess people just prefer to have someone to use in the artwork, same as people picking the Uboa reference as a stand-in for Gaster
>>713654357..the most pathetic man award
>>7136536910%They have the best chemistry but Toby's yuri fetish is too strong and he knows his tranny fans would bomb his house if he didn't make Suselle canon because it'd be "queerbaiting" or whatever the fuck they call it
>>713654223Negligent.
>>713654317could be, but it could also be that the missing member is the receptionist in the ch4 egg room
>>713654223Goat
>>713654263>Krusie happens>Noelle ends up with BerdlyExcellent.
>>713654223Succubus
>>713654083I love "murderboys" boobs, vagina and other female parts.
>>713654223Easy
>>713654317No, that one is acting as receptionist in Ch 4's egg room.
>>713637569>"MOVE!" >"FUCKING MOVE!">"KRIS, YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MOVE YOUR ASS"etc. etc.
They call him Ass-gore because he ravaged Rudy's asshole with his monster cock and sent him to the hospital
>>713654426murder boys don't have those
>>713654384He'd be done with his dream game anyway, there's no way he makes a new gale after deltarune, he should go with a bang like that
>character looks evil but is actually nice underneathIt's a recurring theme even amongst our protagonists.So what if the weird route is actually good even though it looks really fucking evil?
>>713654223>Everyone saying whore.I am starting to think all the "Mom NTR" posters are just coomers.
>>713653753This is the Elninaposter I want to fuck.
>>713654515Took you that long?
>>713654490There is no justification for putting Berdly in a coma for the lulz
>>713654485NUT DEALER
>>713654490We already know the weird route is good because it lets you rape Noelle. We don't need more justification
>>713654482Well, Chara does.
>>713654384>tobys yuri fetishStop this meme already. Alphys was meant to be a boy.
>>713654384>Kris/RalseiYaoi>Kris/SusieYuriThere, nothing to complain about.
>>713654384>Toby's yuri fetish is too strong No such thing. I wish they would invent fist-over-internet protocol so I could punch anyone saying this bullshit already.>his tranny fans would bomb his house if he didn't make Suselle canon He doesn't gives a fuck about them, plus they are turning on Suselle now. Even the fucking reddit hates it already.>it'd be "queerbaiting" or whatever the fuck they call itThe term you're looking for is "straightwashing", and anyone who would use it in context of Kris will be lynched by aforementioned tranny fans.
>>713653781>just realized that starting fresh on CH 3 without an imported save was probably a bad ideaThis wasn't exactly hard to see. The choices you make affect thing a lot in the game
>>713653691I don't know, man.The answer should be 0% but then the dog adds scenes like the ones where they eat moss together, or where he saves Susie from miniKris, or the dinner scene and I can't help but feel that those little moments are Toby throwing us a bone. Maybe we'll get an alternate path.
>>713654223
>>713654515>Mom NTRNo one even mentioned Mom NTR. Why are you so obsessed with it?
>>713654570Raping Noelle is the justification
on normal route berdly rages that no one goes with him and opens a dark worldweird route proceeds without issue and we never even enter a dark world
I love the soundtrack Toby Fox makes. Same kind of "pixel" oldschool music chipzel makes. I'm surprised they didn't collaborate on Deltarunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iggYpNCIsj0&
>>713654659>The answer should be 100%You're right about that one
>>713648452he is the box the cards come onlook it up, they got that little, bit of cardboard on the front
>>713654490I can't imagine Toby saying "this route where you plunge a thorn into a young girl's hand is actually the good route." But I don't deny that there's more to the Weird Route than meets the eye.
>>713654607No he doesn't
Why are you playing this game if you hate gay people?
>>713654541 "Such an eager young man! Always willing to ride the wave~" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLxmf0vzFQ4
>>713654490The weird route isn't a "everyone dies the end" type of route. We will probably be justified in trying it out after finishing the chapter 7 normal route. But it's not meant to be a happy ending either. It's called "the forbidden route" in the mantle game for a reason. It does help us break the prophecy or fulfill it (depending on how you see it), but that doesn't mean the ending we get instead is any better.But that isn't the point. The point is FREEDOM™. And if we can be free it doesnt matter if everything goes to hell because it was our choice
>>713653691There is a 0% chance that anyone ends up with anyone else romantically.There is a 100% chance that they all form a platonic friendship polycule if you get the best ending.
>>713654727Dumb ESL is also functionally tone deaf. Big surprise.
>>713654781My love for anthros is stronger
>>713653915Thank you bobert fuxhttps://files.catbox.moe/yih8f7.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/y9lqxd.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/gkhkxr.png>>713653964yea gimme a sec i'm almost there
>>713654781Because it's fun
>>713654781To kill gay people.
>>713654384Toby is too much exprienced in Japanese culture to make shitty Korrasami happen to please tumblr retards. Suselle will be the first ship brutally killed next chapter and after that there will only be more Krusie bonding.
>>713654610>No such thinglmaothis game is going to end with Kris being the bestest most wonderful cuck ever while 3 different lesbians pair off and Berdly gets raped by Asgore or something because he's the personification of a pathetic gooner 4channer
>>713654756Now you see, if Toby put curves on these, just imagine the art. Very daring interpretation, I like. I like.
>>713654781I'm gonna kill every faggot and dyke in the game.
>>713654823>platonic friendship polyculeIs this what zoomzooms call their "gang" nowadays?
>>713654790Sadly it's bed time on Channel 3...
>>713654375>same as people picking the Uboa reference as a stand-in for GasterI'm with you on the Dess=Knight stuff, but this is just being willfully ignorant. Mysteryman only appears with a fun value of 66. All the other Gaster related shit is hidden behind fun value events and 6 is a number heavily associated with Gaster. A sped-up version of Gaster's Theme even plays when he disappears. Mysteryman is an Uboa reference, but he's not JUST that.
>>713654845sexooo
>>713654756What are you doing to me?Stop that please.
>>713654890>Is this what Toby's target audience callsYes, why are you even asking that when you know the answer is yes
>>713654890Yes. Their brain is rotten past the point of salvation
>>713654708Susie will invite Berdly to the festival if she see he's alone, chapter 3 and 4 establish this trait a ton.
>>713654870>>713654781Oh, it's that Susellefag again>YOU HATE SUSELLE ONLY BECAUSE YOU LESBOPHOBIC
>>713654781Because there are no gays in Deltarune beside those two kinights who are irrelevant
>>713654781"Anthropomorphic women, weather object or animal is far stronger than a false rainbow, amor."
>>713655008>YOU HATE SUSELLE ONLY BECAUSE YOU LESBOPHOBICYeah, you got a problem with that, faggot?
>>713654781Good portion of this fanbase is actively rooting against the explicitly gay relationship with even the game itself throwing them a bone that Kris+Susie might be happening over Susie+Noelle..
>>713654756What is the deeper meaning of this imagery?
Why did Toby put Mom NTR in the game?
>>713654781So I can misgender your comfort character! Mwahahahaha.
>>713654223Heavy
>>713654870Not only is suselle going to be canon, Toby Fox will force Kris (or even (you)) to be Noelle's wingman. The only good ship in this game is going to be brutally murdered and the player is going to be forced to participate, to the cheers of mentally ill faggots on twitter.
>>713654823Toby didn't make character teenagers for nothing. And there is no Anime shounen where MC doesn't get a girl
>>713654923Well, blue cucumber, you had better get a good amount of rest then. I'd take a nap myself, but looking after this pupper and cloudpost I must do.
>>713654781
