Best bimbo in vidya coming through
But who's the best himbo?
>>719309846Mario
>>719309846the bread
>>719309782i deserve a bimbo agp anon gf
>>719309782
>>719309846Anon
>>719309846Duke Nukem
>>719309846Wario
>>719309782I look like that
>>719309782why are blondes so hot, bros?
why is it always ntr and cucking with you guys?
>>719311091they're jewish
>>719311091>5'6 on average>brown>ugly>physically weaker than most white womenwhat are we supposed to do retard?
>>719309940>>719310932She only wants you as a friend.
>>719311224WOWIE ZOWIE DOOOOOOOOOOO
>>719309846probably a final fantasy character not a modern FF char. Like Bartz would be a good candidate
>>719311224Let's be honest if you were Peach would you pick the poor everyman who is shorter than you, overweight, has gross facial hair etc. or chad thundercock that is king of his own country and army, extremely buff, a known good father, and way taller than you
>>719311426>chad thundercock that is king of his own country and army, extremely buff, a known good father, and way taller than youhe's also Brahmin and not dalit scum like mario
>>719311426>
>>719311426i wouldn't pick either and go hook up with random NEET /v/irgins and devirginify them
>>719311568kino
>>719311426>chad thundercock >always loses to the italien midget
>>719309960>doesn't end on Yabba Dabba Doo
>>719311647dalit cope
>>719311224Weird. Maybe that's why they'd invite me to parties and use my cock to stretch their pussy to the point of screaming and crying but never go out with me.
>>719309846Dante
>>719311005I'm brown and have a white gf
>>719312305same
>>719312263This artists stuff makes me so jealous of the girls because I know experiencing what they experience is impossible but fuck do I want it, like genuinely, so bad
>>719309846dick kickem
>>719311426if I were peach I'd fuck everything with legs. I'd be an ultra mega whore
>>719312305Based.
>>719312504cute white boy
>>719312504>I know experiencing what they experience is impossible but fuck do I want it,never say never anon
>>719312263>peach if she master of the universe
>>719312647It's more that I don't think a human body could physically withstand that punishment. But if it could.
>>719309846"Bimbo" is originally an italian term applied to males, all this "himbo" and "bimboy" crap is completely redundant. Stop letting anglos rape languages.
why are so many dudes (including me) so agp these days? i theorize when watching porn at some point we began self inserting as the woman unconciously and it just festered from there.
is being a manlet as terrible as people make it out to be or is it just a meme?
>>719312962Proof?
>>719313000How manlet are we talking?The dating market has always been absolute shit unless you are in the upper tiers. People back in the day would meet their partners through community activities or through friends, going out and talking to random people all they have to go off of is your initial appearance.
>>719312872I don't know, I've never met any agp dude irl, unless you count one guy who looked like the average doomer and later trooned out I think it's just more prevalent on /v/ and people are also more likely to admit it online, especially guys who are not feminine at all
>>719312872all starved for attention and total lack of intimacy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2np28mC5dYg
>>719313000>is being a manlet as terrible as people make it out to be or is it just a meme?it's not the end of the world. billions live like this
>>719313083Of course you haven't, I mean who the hell admits that they want to be a pretty princess to somebody IRL?
>>719312872I just have a TF fetish. I enjoy the idea of a random guy being forced to live as a bimbo moreso than the idea of it happening to myself.
>>719312263Muscle Peach!
>>719312872porn and anime but autism has been on the rise toothink about it, who the fuck looks at an anime girl like your pic or princess peach and thinks "basically me fr fr"
>>719309960>YAHOO DABA BING BING
>>719312608Even lonely /v/cels?
>>719313246ive heard autism has a symptom of having a weak sense of self or identity which could lead a man to feel like they want to be a girl or identify more with femininity.
>>719312872>why are so many dudes (including me) so agp these days?maybe you just want to be a bottom?
>>719312305Keep the fatty
>>719313341Lmao what the fuck
>>719313187True for people you don't know much, but I know the fetishes of all of my close friends If it was so common I think I'd know another one
>>719313324>ive heard autism has a symptom of having a weak sense of self or identity which could lead a man to feel like they want to be a girl or identify more with femininity.another problem is that people now collect mental illnesses like badgesevery bio in every website starts with pronouns and then a list of fucking disabilities
>>719313440Based. I just boughted 5.
>>719312872>i theorize when watching porn at some point we began self inserting as the woman unconciously and it just festered from there.You're just weird anon you self insert as the fucker, but in general, reading these threads make me hard because I'd imagine fucking the anons here. So keep going.
AGP thread
I know princess peach irl she let me fuck her ass and pussyShit was so cash
>>719313176How are all the basketball players black if the whole of africa is manlets?And where are all the european basketball teams?
>>719313341what do you do with them? whats the point?
>>719313683uhhhhhh, uhhhhhhh, you know, uhhhhhhh
>>719313636civilized people don't play basketball or cricket. most countries just import nogs and indians to play in national teams
>>719313683Collect and display like all merch.
>>719313683to be fair, what do you do with any figurine or funkopop you buy?i cannot imagine anything more stupid than buying figurines of anything
>>719313683display them on your favela shack
>>719313636Black people in the US are not the same as black people in Africa.
>>719314030they're worse
>>719314062but taller since most of them are mixed with the superior race
>>719313331>maybe you just want to be a bottom?no i can only imagine myself in those situations if i was a girl. male on male is gross.
>>719312305So she doesn't shower either?
>>719312778Languages change all the time though and all words are made up.if it takes off it takes off.
>>719314138I need a Peach bf
>>719313450They might be comfortable talking about some fetishes but not necessarily others.
>>719309782>>>/lgbt/>>>/trash/Piss off mentally ill groomers
>>719313368she just has a fat ass
>>719314476>mentally ill groomerOld insult, call me a brown troon instead :3
>>719314564Dumb sissy HueHue boi.
>>719313176Because more than half of everyone on Earth lives in Asia. Like it's approaching 70%. Not really near, but more than 60.
>>719314587>///<
>>719313683nothingbuying figurines is exclusively low-t behavior
>>719314150>male on male is gross.How would you know?
>>719314454I don't think so, and they know I'm agp as fuck (plus I look like a faggot)
>>719314770Do you let them use you?
I love Peach.
>>719313636>And where are all the european basketball teams?Serbia.
>>719314807They're all too straight, the only one who might have been interested got a gf and I don't think she's into threesomes
>>719315195you can just mess around with people online till you find someone that lives close enough, y'know, there's plenty of people out there who love that kind of stuff
>>719315195You should let me use you then.
>>719309960Sound seems broken on my end, was the thing updated? if so anyone got a link?
DSL
>>719314736because ive seen it. and i found it unnappealing and can't imagine myself ever engaging with it. im drawing art of a man who was transformed into an anthro wolf girl being sexually harassed by a guy btw.
>>719315751One of her best features.
>>719315243What do you think I'm doing? I just never have any luck...>>719315340What are you thinking about using me for~?>>719315776>im drawing art of a man who was transformed into an anthro wolf girl being sexually harassed by a guy btw.based
>>719316036this but with their buttholes
>>719316027>What are you thinking about using me for~?I wanna make some Peaches and cream with you
>>719309846Chris Redfield.
2Beach
Some Chad. Dude literally got reduced to bones and even then he got defeated by Mario. Give it up, Bowser ain't shit.
>>719315776post it
>>719309782Why is the way Riz draws Mario girls so blatantly AGP-coded? This isn't as strong or constant in the other girls he draws.
>>719316413Emotionless android bimbo princess sex.
>>719312872For me, it's escapism. I'm a massive perfectionist. I feel like I never do anything well enough. And sometimes irl plain sucks. It's hard to handle social "rules" around dating. I think women have it so much easier. All my girl friends get bfs within a month of dumping their last. They're always treated well no matter how blatantly retarded they act, even when they cheat or lie. I'm very jealous of them for that.AGP stuff is very carefree. Like, you've only gotta be pretty and silly, which is super easy online where you can be whatever. I don't have to worry, I don't have to think, I can just be happy.Also, the attention is nice. Seeing big boobies is cool :3
>>719316620not finished
>>719316630because you can't feel the gross lust put into the art like most bimbo peach art has
>>719317273have 10 Aryan babies
>>719317187Something about the way he usually draws them (especially Peach) with thick eyebrows instead of her thin official eyebrows is a red flag, too. Body-wise, he's good, but there's often that "off" factor in how he draws Peach's face.
>>719312872Hairy old men with a sexy belly just make me want to get on my knees and drool.
>>719309960Get help
>>719317273play dress up
>>719317469Sexy tummy
>>719311426>>719312504>>719312872>>719314770>>719317017>wake up>see thisWhat would you do in this situation?
>>719317747easy mode cosplay thot for simp money. invest the money in high yield bonds and then just goon and live easy mode til i die
>>719311224The games require them to be in romantic limbo
>>719309782Uh-oh
>>719317747Consider BRS because I would want them to be perky and cute, not heavy and sagging.
>>719318118literally kill yourself.You'd literally have nasty stapled on necrotic nipples that are in no way or shape cute.
>>719318074I fucking hate the breast-bomb guy.
>>719317747get niggered asap
>>719318031Are you serious? It'd work more if they were fucking. Why else would you go through all that work every fucking game just for her to say, gee thanks and then spread it wide open for bowser/toad/anyone else.
>>719315195>I don't think she's into threesomesEvery guy is into threesomes but the question is how passable do you look?
>>719318263this!
>>719318074Silly woman.She gave a spare box to Rosalina!
NOBODY IS GOING TO FUCK YOU!!!EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>719317747play video games
>>719317747Find another bimbo, feed her my pussy and then scissor her.
>>719318976Speak for yourself, I fucked a good looking white boi off /v/ a few times. They are the best at frottage and sucking dick.
>>719319536I sucked off someone from /vg/ before :3
>>719319645wya?
>>719319536>>719319645the most heterosexual and least delusional brown "men" on /v/
>>719319695Post hand
>>719319536gay people are just failed men who are too retarded to get pussy so they cope by being an autistic freak who shove their dicks in a tailpipe, God save you
>>719319804ok what now
>>719313226how much muscle are we talking
>brownoid shitter calling others brown because no one wants to meet or even ERP with himlol thanks for confirming
>>719317747>schlick>schlick>schlick
>>719319536>>719319645I fucking hate being esl in the countryside
>>719319845Only asians can have whiter skin without looking weird. And I mean real asians, not cowpissdrinking indians.
>>719314062You wish
>>719319918The only way I would ever try to be gay for brown man if he is ready to worship every part of me any time I want and play into my every whim and fetish. Otherwise no, please give me a tall, bearded Thor to bang my fat pink ass.
>>719319836>He thinks shame works on masochistic bottoms
based frogposter always coming into these brownoid ERP threads and disrupting their circlejerk
>>719320186So he cums and then calls people brown in post-nut regret?
>>719311224That's NoA and NoUK headcanon, like all their localizations are.
>still no handFat or brown
>>719309846Why are there never threads about guys people want to be? Is envy a feminine trait?
>>719319903Yes.
>>719320698>Is envy a feminine trait?Very.
>>719317747This bitch needs to clean up that pile of clothes
>>719317065Not bad
>>719312872I just have a transformation fetish. I also like seeing women turn into dudes, women turn into other women, women into animals, women into inanimate objects. The only thing I don't like is male to male transformations.
>>719321214thx
>>719315776>because ive seen it.>never tried itYou would love the attention from another man.
>>719317065I hate that dudes getting turned into anthro chicks and romanced by other dudes is rare.
>>719309960BING BING OH NOOOOO
>>719309960YABBA DABBA WAHOO!
>>719322194It's probably more common than you think.Also stop thinking about fucking your best bro-turned-furry-girl.
>>719312872>AGP>Accelerated Graphics PortI'm not
>>719322649I want the other way around.
>>719322649>>719321214here's how im leaving it
>>719322706You want to be fucked by your best bro after you turned into a furry girl? That's kinda gay, man.
>>719309782being blonde doesn't make a character a bimbo saar
>>719317747why is this dumb bitch going back to bed if she just woke up
>>719309782Mario is a gay ass nigga for not tossing cappy on her.
>>719322927Then I'm a faggot but if I woke up as Loona or Diane Foxington I'd have his retarded Irish children in a heartbeat
>>719309782Gonna scroll the thread and stroke my small cock to this cute bimbo.
Ah yes these dirty brown anons just using me like a stupid blonde whore
>>719323179I have no words for that.
>>719321214>>719322194i also have a piece about a guy who gets turned into an anthro donkey girl and ends up as a brood mare.
>>719315776>>719322194>>719322706>>719323179>>719323480But what if you woke up as something like picrel?
>>719323185What a shame I thought the AGPeaches would be more slutty.
i would never troon out on my own accord but i do fantasize about being kidnapped and forcibly feminized.
>>719323714Jesus Christ
>>719323714Be extremely confused as to how to live my life going forward.
>>719323714Not big enough
>>719323714What's the point if i can't find a a muscular futanari?
>>719323714i'd be the same mentally so probably play videogames, draw, masturbate, scroll on my phone a bunch and browse the internet.
Why do the jannies always leave up nintranny AGP threads, they must be busy deleting Umas, Deltarune and Elin threads
>>719323714Grow a massive pubic bush and find a shota
>>719324874because they're one of us
>>719319536>>719319645
>>719325246Nintrannyjanny rolls off the tongue pretty good
I have negative interest in living life as a woman or anything, but specific scenarios like >>719323714 give me a boner. Explain this phenomenon, and don't say AGP since that's a genuine tranny thing. Being a female me holds zero appeal, it's specifically the circumstance of temporarily assuming the body of an insanely hot Stacy that's arousing. What is this? Why is this?
>>719325353>it's specifically the circumstance of temporarily assuming the body of an insanely hot Stacy that's arousing. What is this? Why is this?well sorry to say but thats textbook agp. you seem to think agp automatically makes you a tranny but for most it just manifests as a fetish and never becomes more than that
>>719325254omg kitaanon hi!!!!
>>719325353>it's specifically the circumstance of temporarily assuming the body of an insanely hot Stacy that's arousing. What is this? Why is this?Because actually living as a woman for a long period of time would be fucking horrible especially if your brain gets rewired and suddenly your emotions take control of everything. Just being one temporarily? Most guys would immediately masturbate to see what their full body orgasm is like.
>>719312778Oh it's so not approved, mamma mia spaghetti, oh sad I can't have a empire no more a woo woo woo
>>719323940Like most failures in /v/ apparently.You should play Monster Hunter, most of their pathetic fanbase is just like you. A trooner paradise for some reason.
>tendie related thread>there's fags in itlmao
>>719325753FF14 is THE troon game though.
>>719325753>You should play Monster Hunterhow did you know... i already play that ;-;
>>719325921are u cute?
>>719325846You're underestimating Monster Hunter. It's an epidemic over there. It's literally INFESTED with trooners.With FF14 going under, I can see MH taking its place.
>>719325097
>>719326192uhh no? im a dude.
>>719326458dudes can be cute, bro
>>719326232That bad huh?
>>719326292I fucking love these edits
>>719325753good to know, for my friend.
>>719326649im okay looking
>>719323480uhhh you have a blog?
>>719327157im gonna doll you up real good, you're gonna be looking real pretty
>>719327108It'd be funny if it spawned a whole brand of similar edits.I'm surprised no one has made their own separate Princess Anon. Like Anonymoo.
>>719317747go back to bed and hope it's a nightmareif i wake up with tits in a house that isn't mine again, i give myself a mild head injury but pretend it's a serious concussion
>>719327189capricornkiddo on deviantart
>>719327354>AnonymooOh man no wonder i liked Peach Anon so much. I had forgotten her.
>>719327283sounds nice
>>719312872>why are so many dudes so agp these days?There aren't. It's all tranny gaslighting (which is what you're doing as well).
>>719327591Heh. That solves that mystery then.
>>719327712theres enough on /v/ to keep a thread alive for 5 hours
>>719309782I need to be princess peach >.<
>>719327591Anonymoo my beloved
I'll be the little girl. Someone has to smug at all these anons wanting huge tits.
Genuine question, why are Nintendo fans so fixated on AGP, NTR cuckoldry, Blacked, scat, ect?
>>719328983Brat.
>>719328369Why?
>>719328983For me it's being the little girl with huge tits
>>719329096follow up question, why do the mods let these nintengooners shit up the catalog with these threads and leave them alone
>>719312872Because being a girl is life on easy modo, and everyone is tired. Why wouldn't you want to be a cute dumb girl that has all her needs fulfilled just for being who she is?
>>719329769so you want to be a girl SOLELY for material benefit...? sure...
how do you cure agp
I would like to be a girl just because of the lack of refractory period, imagine being able to cum with your whole body + no downtimeThat's pretty much the only upside however
I need a good playlist for threads like this.
>>719329876Depends if you mean "how do I cure my fantasy fetish" or "how do I cure wanting to fulfill my fantasy in real life." If it's the former, fap. If it's the latter, lift.
>>719329876get TOPPED irl
>>719329441Because mods can't compete with other coomers threads, it's why they try to delete non Nintendo threads but allow pokemon and agpeach spam
>>719329876I've been fagmaxxing, it's comfy
>>719330390Any good stories you feel like sharing?
>>719330145https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXcaEyZop3g
>>719327974And one more posterity.
>>719329876I used to fap to Asuna being fucked by children on pixiv now I fap to me being Asuna being fucked by children on pixiv
>>719330446I just look and masturbate like a faggot, I'm too much of a pussy to do anything for now
>>719330634You should get on Hormones ASAP.
>>719330634Neat. I wish you luck in your future endeavors anon.
>>719330735shut up, thats like telling someone to play russian roulette. theres a 90% he'll look like shit as a tranny.
>>719323714>>719317747Probably cry and be sad, cus my family won't recognize me. Then Onlyfans.
>win genetic lottery for transitioning>except for body/face hair>start getting face laser, baby steps>my laser tech is cute>go on a date with her>she has kids>i like mothersalso why is all the peach art /aco/-tier bogged?
>>719330735already would be on if it was more simple
>>719329769>Because being a girl is life on easy modoNo one thinks that because if the appeal was an easier life you could fantasize about being rich or chad etc, the appeal is to be a submissive woman due to porn degeneracy,>Why wouldn't you want to be a cute dumb girl that has all her needs fulfilled just for being who she is?Because periods are disgusting, it's why no one mentions the negative aspects, as you said it's a fantasy but because it's for coomers with a fetish the fetish informs the fantasy, like how rape(giving) fetishists never imagine how they'd get caught or how rape(receiving) fetishists imagine the rapist not being too rough or whatever, the most obvious and egregious example of this is NTR stories
>>719331094God, I wanna dick you down or facefuck you.Maybe have you just pepper my small cock in kisses.Hope you get on them soon, honey.
>>719330559
>>719317065Looks good so far.
>>719331181Source pls>IT'S SLOPdon't care
>>719331542https://www.deviantart.com/capricornkiddo/art/Wolf-woman-story-part-2-tftg-1235520145heres the final product
>>719331112Yes I want to be a sexy blonde woman who makes white dicks hard. My biggest fantasy is cooking food in my home then getting gangraped by middle schoolers who broke in, white of course.
>>719312872The proliferation of out in the open AGP posting has been devastating for "classic excuse" Anons like me, who genuinely just wants to look at cute girls in games, and has never wanted to be one. I can't enjoy Peach being an adorable bimbo without being accused of wanting to self-insert.
>>719325097>Something wrong?That ass ain't gonna eat itself.
I want to be a torta desu
>>719332314Cute fatty
>>719317747According to the video, take a nap.
>>719332314Damn, she looks fit to blow
>>719332314>feminization, weight gain and raceswappeak AGP
>>719332651Dude... she's holding two cups in one hand, she's speedrunning to pop.
>play APB>get AGP
>>719329096Nintendo has more white women characters, thus, the people wanting to be white women will fixate on them
the only cure for AGP is a bullet to the brain, seek treatment immediately
I want tits.
>>719332751Oh no.Better give her two more.
>>719312778we're not speaking Italian and you're not as smart as you think you are, you're just autistic.
I want to transition and become Peach!
>>719332846Ikr I start to think the fem character is me and start flirting with all the male enemies saying I bet you cant rape me you cant have this. Id play Overwatch as Mercy and start daydreaming about being raped by the enemy team
>>719332846discord freaks need to fuck off already
>>719312872The fuck is agp and why everyone is talking like they are one, here?So it's not bait when someone types like a mad raging tranny. This board is dead then.
AGP is basically being ultra horny all the time because you don't get laid, to the point where you think you want to be the object of your desire (a woman)
>>719331969>can't like bimbos without being accused of AGP>can't make a thread about a game you played without being accused of being a shill>can't ???? without being accused of being a jeetDifferent shit, same toilet when you hang around a place with people who are dying to get one up on the voices in their heads.
>>719333827You mentally self insert as the girl in any picture, it makes yuri art hotter
>>719333943thats how all male trannies come to being, they're all fucking dorks who coomed their souls into oblivion
>>719333860
>>719313176>ChadstraliaHow do they do it?
>>719333983>Anon posts a thread with a beautiful woman, or about beautiful women in a game>"Uhghhhh built for...">"I look like this :3">"I can't compete...">"Spade tattoo where?">"My hot wife [character]">"I want to fill her with dream until she explodes." (only based post desu)
Be ashamed of who you are
>>719334243No.
>>719334243No. Also>Image says to be kind>Comment says be ashamed for jerking off to the idea of being a womanlol
>>719334576The image is from the tranny school shooter's manifesto
>>719334642How the hell was I supposed to know that? She had shit like "Kill all pedoes" written next to "Kill all kids".
Goddamn there's like no good art in this entire thread. Terrible job this time, guys, honestly. Do better next time. I'm going to gelbooru.
>>719334343nta but even if jannies dish out a ban, it doesn't do much to curb anything.t. dodged about a dozen 3days for posting too lewdly.
>>719309782Burnice for me.
>>719334642Is it really?
>>719309846Terry bogardI also ship him and peach
>>719334867>respecting the kid killer's pronouns
>>719335052/v/ is known for being polite and considerate what are you talking about
>>719335052I'm being one hundred percent honest, I thought the shooter was a ftm and tried to purposefully disrespecting him.
>>719311220get stronger, find a good starter gf (poor, desperate, and or dangerously mentally ill), have your life and ability to emotionally connect to others permanently damaged, repeat process until you find a wife that either partially reverses this or enables you to ruin your kids with your life lessons. That's literally all there is to life
Niggerjanny
>>719313176>italyX: Doubt
>>719335274Swing and a miss
>>719309782I hate bimbos but Peach makes me diamonds.Explain pls.
>>719335509>I hate bimbosWhat are you gay?
>>719309782She doesn't even look like that
>>719335509You associate her with innocent childhood memories and when seen in a lewd context she becomes extremely obscene almost like it's taboo.
>>719335509Peach is a rare non-obnoxious bimbo.
>>719317747Buy a miniature horse
>>719335636I don't know about that. But by all means, post more of her! I don't mind ai slop either
>>719309846JOHNATHAN
>>719335594No I'm just attracted to modest women (what zoomers would call tradwives)>>719335772This desu
>>719335636>tits nearly spilling outThat's the good stuff.
>>719334198No one thinks you're based, bombfagYou're either modbaiting with shitty gimmick posts, or just deeply autistic
Why would I want to be a girl? That's stupid. I'd rather draw a girl, like peach
Thread needs more PeachAnon edits desu.
Peach by far has the worst fanbase.
Does anyone have a good reference sheet for her?
>>719336075I think the bombfag is based.
>>719336075Why isn't he based? He's just trolling shit threads.
>>719337121Who is bombfag
>>719312872Everyone loves women. Nobody loves men.
>>719337268Me, I'm bombfag.
>>719337459Who are you
>>719337459Make more funny edits.
Can someone explain to me why erpniggers are exclusively faggots and troons?
This is a lolicunny thread now
>>719337641because they're losers. it used to just be fat old guys
>>719317017>All my girl friends get bfs within a month of dumping their last. They're always treated well no matter how blatantly retarded they act, even when they cheat or lie.This. I overheard a conversation from one of my classmates yesterday who said "Yeah, I'm on Hinge, but I'm not looking to date. I just want the attention." I know someone else who has had a different boyfriend each year of college.
>>719337641women or the rare feminine personality in a male get off to writing much more. men are generally visual creatures
>>719337218>he believes the bombfag is insincere about his fetish>>719337268An anon with a kink for exploding girls who frequents porndump threads.
>>719312872My AGP manifested before I ever watched porn. think the source is that my mentally ill mom used to dress my up as a girl sometimes when I was really young.
>>719336075The inflation guy is the only funny thing in these kinds of threads aside from the pedo gremlins
>>719338174PDS (Pedo Derangement Syndrome)
I'd let the bombfag swell me up and explode me if I didn't have an ERP mindblock.
>>719337968My big sister also forced me to wear dresses and her friends would talk about how cute I was even though I hated it.
>>719339757I wonder how common this is. anyway I didnt troon nor did I ever have any desire to do so
>>719339956>>719339757i dont have memories like that but i did watch barbie movies and my little pony among other girly tv shows and movies with my big sister.
>>719335873>>719336021Based
>>719329096It's mainly just the ones in these threads.The threads that you voluntarily enter.
>>719339434I'd let the girls bombfag posts swell me up 'til I blew.
>>719312872Its estimated in academic circles that around 3% of the male population is AGP. We are the people who, if we were born 40 years earlier, would be those gross boomer sissy fetishists or guys who steal their wive's clothes etc. Fortunately, we're young now, and have healthier outlets.
>>719315452seconding
>>719325353AGP is more than just a motivation to troon out, its a sexual orientation, you likely have passing episodes of anatomic AGP.
>>719311506Oh yeah the Doakes memes happened
>>719317747grab my futa cock
>>719329357
>>719313440>brown fingersLike clockwork.
>>719329876get older than the wall and realize what a bullet you dodged
>>719341990I'm already old
>>719313176>they have people believing shit like thisredpillers or whatever the fuck they are won I think. However what was their purpose doing this? I was never able to understand it
>>719343907if it were mario world the tree would pop a bonor (or wood haha) right then and thete or some silly shir
>>719335483looks like weird al's odd nephew, strange albert
>>719344081good morning sar!!!!
trannyjanny
>>719317747what an absurd existence being a woman must be having those fucking bazoingas on your chest at all times and expecting anyone to take you seriously or not stare at them
>>719325353>and don't say AGP since that's a genuine tranny thing.Yes it's AGP, no it's not a tranny thing.AGP = TRANNY is a meme.
>>719320698their equivalent is>i wish jorden peterson was my dad :(posting
>>719318118you can never top naturalit will almost always be preferable and seen as more attractive and less risk unless you have a serious health condition or had to amputate due to cancer.Don't get memed into unnecessary cosmetic surgery in general. Not worth it. Both mentally and physically.
>>719345015Being a girly boy wouldn't be too bad either really.
>>719329876I thought confidence and self-improvement was the answer. Lost 40 pounds, worked out, got an enjoyable job. At the end of the day I'm still cooming to the thought of being a lesbian and/or bimbo, flirting with anons, and RPing as a femoid in Cyberpunk (my V is a qt btw) and other vidya.It's terminal.
>you get warned any time you report the OP or a post in this AGPeach threadthat confirms these threads have trannyjannys in them
I need to test something. Eve, Stellar blade
>>719328983What you’ll be is an autistic man desperately trying to live out his delusions until he has a prolonged period of clarity and kills himself due to the shame.
>>719312872you have brainrot from jacking off too much
>>719346612Cry about it, brownoid.
>>719346612Apparently you're brown according to the SEAmonkey
>>719329876Having fetishes is fun though.
>>719309782She stands alone
>>719347484Lipstick marks all over my cock pls
>>719347435And Peach is great for so many fetishes
>>719317747
>>719347604Why not just translate the obvious cutoff "jerk-off" answers on the sides?
>>719347345i jerk off like 4 times a week though. i really don't have a high sex drive.
>>719340509>>719343907
Janny is 100% in here cumming isn't he? Janny do your fucking job you shameless nigger
>>719347949I desire to know the origin of this image
>>719347949
>>719309846Unironically Bowser
>>719347367Literally not video games nigger. /v/ is not for your ERP goon sesh. Take it to /trash/ unironically
>>719313440This is so sad and pathetic.
>>719321110A messy room is a female trait
>>719348483check his handsand these SHITTED fags try to gaslight every day its whites who are supposedly into this garbage
>>719313636>And where are all the european basketball teams?Are you dumb? Serbia and Croatia, their players even dominate the NBA.
The nintrannyjanny thats lurking tongues my anus
>>719347769>i jerk off like 4 times a week though.>i really don't have a high sex drive.Who's gonna tell him?
>>719347749You answered your own question. It's obvious.
>>719313440Nice tranny spam, subhuman pajeet.
>>719348617I did check the hands. That's why I said it is sad and pathetic.If it was just a black dude showing off his brand new 2B souvenirs, I would have thought nothing of it. The blacked tattoo just makes him look insecure as fuck.
jannie caca
>>719329876You don't, you can only manage it. You either give in completely and troon out (don't do this) or learn to live with it and find healthy outlets and jerk off. I never went as far as trooning, but at one point I did start crossdressing and doing butt stuff until I realized how fucking stupid I looked and how it didn't even feel better than just jacking off. Nowadays I just ERP with a fellow AGP enjoyer regularly and it gets it all out of my system very easily.
>>719349145clean it up janjan
>>719313000meme mostly
>>719350795Are you AGP troons on shifts keep this thread from dropping off page 10
>>719351012Why are you responding to your own posts?
>>719334642Homeboy was actually a detransitioner but okay
>>719313636There is no good data collected in africa, plus malnutrition.
>>719312872Since being a heterosexual white dude is seen as being the societal default, other variations are sometimes more interesting. I don’t want every piece of media I consume to be identical.
>>719336075Speak for yourself pal
>>719326292>>719327354>>719327974>>719330492Oh, hey, I made those edits, cool
>>719339434There aren't enough AGPeachies willing to let me pump them full of air.
>>719352570
>>719332314built for being forcibly mated with
>>719327354Princess anon of the lips kingdom
You thirsty niggas need to use F-list to sate your horny.
>>719309782the nortubel of bimbos
>>719312872Agp are just born bottoms who have trouble seeing anything but a women being submissive Youde be suprised at the cocklust you can have once a man makes you feel cute and protected
>>719353201>once a man makes you feel cute and protectedyeah but thats not going to happen
>>719353332Tragic but probably true
>>719352570>>719352640Make more. The saga must continue.
>>719353201>who have trouble seeing anything but a women being submissiveMy mommy kink says otherwise.
>>719348283god i need a thick peachy mom to smother me
>>719351012Someone better take over for me so I can go shower with some sweet girly soap and smell super pretty and sexy
>>719312872Gender roles are fucked right now. Our cultural institutions are demanding more from men, and giving them less than ever before. AGP, transgender ideology, alpha male boot camps, femboys, they're all just different ways people are trying to cope with this dysfunction in society. Not all of them are good coping strategies, but they're all trying to fix problems in people's self identities with similar causes.Things are fucked for women too, but I think they're still in the "pretend everything is fine" phase. Or maybe they are up to weird shit too and I'm just not aware.
>>719356653yeah men are doing really badly in education compared to women too.
>thread
>>719356913>watermark
>>719354839
>>719356962Im lazy and didn't feel like cropping it and eventually forgot that it was there
>>719309782I wish bimbo was a better fetish>it's all transformation shit or intentionally disgusting>if it's real porn then it is professional and features a guy desperate to have his face on screen as much as the woman.
>>719356992wish i was under her
>>719309960The weirdest shit on this board are the people who get really upset if you suggest the idea of Bowser and Peach fucking. Because "REEEE KEKKEKKEKKEK"People would rather jack off to the giant dino cock fucking the hot blonde over the midget fat plumber guy. I cannot masturbate if Mario is in the damn picture.
>>719357450It's tricky because you have such a weird set of extremes.>Extreme/hyper bimbo content that looks too ridiculous and abominable to be fappable.>Content that gets ruined by an injection of something extremely faggy like sissy, TG or futa.>Content that goes too little on the bimbo aesthetic/personality and leaves you wanting more.>Not forgetting to mention 3DPD shit has women injecting themselves with so much plastic that they'll look like horror shows by the time they hit 50/60.It's a difficult road but I suppose there is a reason it's just a fetish best expressed in artwork.
>>719356992Holy fuck~
>>719356992Shes about to fart lol
>>719357834I don't like Mario, but Bowser is even worse, and I am into monster fucking and monster romance. Bowser is just an extremely unattractive monster. It's hard to put my finger on it, but he's an ugly bastard of monsters. Not even ugly in the hot way like a Moblin, just ugly.Finding sfw art of girls with monsters that isn't pokemon is really hard. I wanted to post something from Zelda.
>>719356992HRNNNGNGNGNGN*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>719358461>Bowser is just an extremely unattractive monster.>Not even ugly in the hot way like a Moblin, just ugly.That's a baffling take.I suppose the fair thing to ask is which version of moblins you're talking about?
>>719312872I am naturally submissive, feel more comfortable imagining myself as a girl and genuinely prefer girlish aesthetics.
>>719329876You don't. You accept that you were born a man, don't destroy your body trying to change but find healthy outlets for your desires.
>>719359534Uh... all of them? I like the ones in windwaker the best, though I also like the skyward sword moblins and BotW moblins too. I'm not saying that they aren't ugly, just that they're ugly in the ways that make me want to see girls to fall in love with them anyways.It's hard for me to tell where it comes from, but since I like so many different monsters, I think it's a problem with browser. Maybe it's just his brand of villainy. He doesn't play well with a beauty and the beast dynamic because he reads most like a sad dad. I think there's also his body though. Attractive monsters look tough, but also have their soft spots. Areas it's nice to imagine their wife gently touching. For moblins, I like their pig snouts and bellies. They also have nice tongues, and with the WW ones a massive mouth. Bowser doesn't have any charm points. He doesn't have a soft belly, his face is all bumpy and tough looking.I think I'm not alone too, because most bowser art is very off model, though that may just be furries doing what furries do and ignoring the design.
Peach is the best damsel in distress in /v/idya.
>>719361165I like her best ditzy but unusually competent myself.
>>719361268I like her air headed and princessly like in Mario Sunshine, with that breathy voice and aided at all times by staff.
>>719361441She's very good at being a princess, and she doesn't need to be good at anything else. Despite looking like a total bimbo, the kingdom is only in order when she's around.
>>719361165
>>719309960>>719311285Close your goddamn mouth, a fly might fly in your mouth
I want to empty my balls in Peach's asshole.
>>719360953I can't relate, but I can respect it. Moblins are too dopey for me, personally (in a physical sense, with that weird way their jaws or lips flop around when they move).Bowser's got some dopeyness, but it's all in his personality, and he can still be sincerely imposing and menacing when Nintendo actually wants him to be (e.g. Smash Bros).When he's presented in that way in a PeachxBowser porn drawing, with menace and burl, that's when he hits my monsterfucker button.
>thread mostly about tiddiesAight
>>719362434Yeah, and I can't relate to that either. The best part about monster men is that the monster is on the outside. My monsterfucker button is only pressed when the girl gets him to let his guard down.Monster x girl pairings are slim pickings, and in porn most content is just rape and mindbreak. It's tiring.
>>719341425i think this resurgence has proven that people have a fondness for early dexter with its mid 00s aesthetic and its sincerely written and acted characters, with doakes being the best part
>>719312872>tfw evolved from agp to agamp
>agp/trans generalwhat video game is this abib?
>>719365412If you think about it, cumming is like a video game. Not my words, heard that from a janny I met
>>719365412There are plenty of AGP games.>Pokemon (Female player characters only)>Super Princess Peach and Princess Peach Showtime>Splatoon (Female player characters only)>Cave story (Curly story)>Overwatch (No matter how much it turns you on, don't play it.)>Shantae>VR chat (not a real game)
>>719366076Okay but this thread isn't about that. It's about a bunch of people saying how they wish they were women and how many times they jerk off every day
>>719366136It should be about that, but if anyone tries to talk about it, someone like you shuts it down.
>>719366246Why are you trying to have that discussion on the video games board you stupid nigger? Wouldn't something like >>>/trash/ be a better place to you know..have your erotic roleplay sesh? This is the video games board.
>>719366581I'm not erping, I'm making game recommendations for people who erp. It's different.Have you played any of those games? Do you think there's something I missed?
>>719366774But that's not what the thread's about, that's not what you've been doing.What you've been doing is trying to have some kind of group masturbation session that has nothing to do with video games, and then on the side you've been blogposting about how you want to be a woman and yadda yadda yadda. Got nothing to do with video games. Are you a janny per chance? I find it weird this thread is being left up. I mean literally, it's just full of off topic garbage. Where are they?
>wake up>its another trans groomer threadyou will all be dead within 20 years
>>719366972So that means you should rape me now
>>719317065>darkwood wolf quest
>>719366972Janny trannies cant breed so this is the only way they can reproduce, grooming other susceptible young men on the video games board, luring them in with scantily clad women. Truly despicable "people" running this place.
>>719366919If you don't have an opinion on the subject, why are you in this thread? What games do you think best characterize Peach? Do you think there are other characters and games better for this fetish?
>>719367551I think you should blow you brains out. I'm here to cock block your gay little goon sesh until jannies clean up your shit thread.
>>719367551/v/ is a videogames board you stupid niggergo to /trash/ if you want to be a degenerate tranny
>>719367705You know why he doesn't go there.Not enough potential victims to groooooooooooom.
>>719367648So you have deliberately entered a thread full of things you don't like, and now you are mad.Just who do you think has been gooning ITT?>>719367705>>719367769I already fapped there today. I am actually here for discussion.If you only hate AGP, what kinds of things raise red flags for you a game? Do you dislike what Peach's character has become?
>>719309782what's the appeal of bimbos? any normal looking girl can have huge tits too.
>>719367919so what trannyjanny's cock did you suck to keep your shit peach AGP thread up all day OP?
>>719312872100% porn frying our synapses and needing more and more hard-core stuff to get off. Id bet big money anyone who jerks off once a day or less isn't agp, and 5 or more a day are 50/50 or higher.
>>719367648Oh so your violent, I bet you would make my thighs tremble uwu
>>719368018Bimbos are a dozen different unrelated fetishes in a trench coat. If you can answer why anything under the umbrella is hot, you can answer why people like seeing it in bimbos. Not all of them have synergy with each other, so I don't like grouping them that much.
>>719367919>>Just who do you think has been gooning ITT?Jannies, for them to have left this thread up for this long. And I think you might be one of them. >I am actually here for discussionYeah, discussing how you want to be a woman, etc etc. Nothing to do with video games. If this were a video games thread, you might actually have a point, but it's not. It's a thread full of people talking about transitioning and erotic roleplay.
>>719368189Lol I want nothing to do with you loser. Im just saying you should kill yourself. Video games mother fucker
Genderswap was one of my first fetishes, before I even started looking up sex online I was fascinated by transformation stuff.What does it mean for porn to be hardcore? People who overuse porn tend to go for more graphic and degrading stuff, but genderswap stuff can run the whole range.
>>719368457Best bimbo in vidya coming through
>>719368457What counts as talking about video games? Talking about the characters clearly isn't enough for you. Do I have to recite passages from my prima strategy guide to satisfy you?
>>719368782Well first, it would need to be about an actual video game and not about how you want to be a woman, which has nothing to do with a video game. Also talking about how much times you jack off everyday also has nothing to do with an actual video games. Do you see where I'm going with this?
>>719368661
>>719336075I don't get bombfag but I respect his craft.Almost makes me want to draw a sequence where someone is blown up into a babe
What gets me about trannyism and tranny groomers, is that trannies always incept it through sexual imagery or porn, because everyone intuitively understands you cannot sell troonness to people on its merits because it has none and is a horrible experience where you try to navigate an unending labrynth of desire where it is impossible to actually quench. It has to be conditioned through a sexual taste and an irresistable sexual desire and wrapped in a fantasy in the microcosm of the online unreal. Even the trannies themselves know how disgusting, pathetic, and anti human trooning out is when they try to sell it through anime and porn.
>>719368518Your so mean, and yet it makes me so intrigued by you
>>719368895Those topics are linked though. AGP is the reason why I've played several games, and significant reason for my enjoyment of others. I cannot talk about why I like Shantae without mentioning how hot she is and how much I want to be her.You also dodged the question. Saying that to be about video games something has to "to be about an actual video game and not [...]" is circular. Obviously talking about characters doesn't count under your rules, so what does?
>>719369094It's all extremely misleading and always uses female imagery to sell you on the "transition" and never the finished product of what they actually are: men dressing up in drag and trying to pretend like their shit doesnt stink. If that were the image they sold you on, nobody would transition. So they have to use things like "bimbo peach" and then bring that around to BECOME the bimbo. Sometimes I can't tell whether these people are just beyond mentally ill or extremely evil and doing all of this intentionally for one nefarious reason or another.
You have to be the normiest normie normalnigger to be waifu'ing Princess Peach of all vidya characters.Back to facebook.
>>719369094Lady doth protest too much.
>>719369387Hipster detected.
>>719369286It's more that when you start talking about you want to become a woman, that has nothing to do with video games. It doesn't matter if a video game inspired you to want that. It's like me making a post:>Today I thought about super mario on my way to work. So instead I went and walked and hopped over many turtles on the way to work! I then struck up a conversation with my coworker who reminded me of peach, and asked her on a date!That's not a video games discussion. That's an off topic blog post. It has nothing to do about video games. It's just someone tell you inane details about their life. Video game "inspired" discussion doesn't mean shit if the discussion itself isn't about an actual video game.Saying things like "yeah i started taking HRT and blah blah blah" you're already off course. You lost the plot. Get back on topic. Talking about Shantae would be one thing, but that's clearly not the focus here. The focus is you guys having a group jerk off session and you're using video games as the cover for some absurd reason instead of just going to >>>/trash/ where this type of discussion is on topic. Why don't you just go there? You keep avoiding that question.
>>719369463Maybe the wannabe janny is right and we have gone too far.
>>719312263>>719313226>>719319903>>719320713This world belongs to the princess.
>>719369541Of course I'm right. This thread has nothing to do with video games!
>You should get on Hormones ASAP.
>>719356653Underrated post. It's worth checking what used to be viable ways to be masculine:>financial stability (lmao)>war (now everyone knows it's a scam)>physical prowess (full of roidtrannies)>charm with the ladies (war of the sexes and PUA making it harder or giving you misinfo)add to that some challenges: >addictions that lead to no money or skills>manosphere manipulating the definition of masculinity to get money from (You)>women also being brainwashed into impossible standardsWho the fuck actually feels like a man these days? Even the groups that are supposed to help you are trying to scam you by making you feel like shit.
>>719369504That's still an definition by exclusion. If you looked up the definition of apple in a dictionary and found "Not an orange", you'd be right to throw the book out for being useless. Can we never talk about characters or settings from games? Are threads that share fan art not allowed? What about tips? If I make a thread asking how to get better, is that still too far removed from your ideal of a video game discussion?I still think more of this thread is on topic than not. Sure, there's the usual thread shitters, but you're the first person to mention HRT in 480 posts, and that's pretty respectable since these threads usually get a lot more bullshit.My big disagreement is that you're saying this thread cannot exist instead of trying to make it better. I was initially sympathetic, but you've brought the largest subject that has nothing to do with video games ITT.
>>719370261>but you're the first person to mention HRT in 480 postLiterally half of the thread is people talking about their AGP. That's not video games discussion. There are even people encouraging people to get on hormones and transition. Also not video games discussion. Stop the lying, drop the bullshit, and be honest. You don't want to discuss video games. You want to groom people into erotic roleplay because you're a sick fuck.
There's an awful lot of effort put into these essays that could be put into a janny application instead.
>>719370187Historically men were also philosophers, poets, and artists. Now if you do any of that you get called gay. You have to find your own path to self worth without any guidance, and constantly reject society telling you that you're doing it wrong. It's really difficult.You should still work out though. You don't have to be competitive about it to get value out of it.
>>719370716>You should still work out though. You don't have to be competitive about it to get value out of it.Agreed. Moderation has gone out the window in the mainstream. It's ridiculous. Living a healthy life is almost subversive.
>>719370389No discussion is pure enough for you, so why should anyone care about your opinion?
>>719370594Why would I want to become one of you? I just want YOU to do your fucking job and delete the actual threads that have zero to do with video games. Quit jerking off and delete the thread tranny janny. That, or take it to /lgbt/, /trash/ or one of the many other places on the site where you can jerk off in public with nobody like me bothering you. Like this is the equivalent of taking a dump in a public space and then getting upset when people get irritated by it. Please go to your containment board.
>>719371156This is the equivalent of you breaking into my bathroom stall then being upset that I'm taking a dump.
>>719371327NIGGER, YOUR THREAD SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACEYOU TOOK A DUMP ON THE VIDEO GAMES BOARDIF THIS WAS A VIDEO GAMES THREAD, WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION
>>719371381BITCH WHAT IS A VIDEO GAME?YOU WON'T TELL ME
>>719371156>he thinks he's talking to a jannySchizophrenia's really flaring up, huh bud
>>719371463YOU KNOW WHAT A VIDEO GAME IS NIGGER
>>719371464Why else would they leave this thread up for 15 hours? I'm sure countless people have reported it by now. So why are they deleting other threads but leaving this one up. Makes you think doesnt it. Either I'm crazy, or they're in here talking about their AGP, probably jacking off themselves. They've even been in here to delete some images, but they left up every single off topic post talking about AGP. Something's real fishy about that.
This thread explains why this board is so fucking shit.
>>719371410Bowserbros...
>>719371540stop noooticingI got fucking warned for making a false report on the OP
For me, it's the powerups. They seem like they'd be fun and kinky.
>>719371592Well yeah, it should have been deleted half a day ago. Half the thread is people talking about their AGP. Look, we made it to bump limit guys!
>>719371636imagine double cherrys with p balloons...
>>719371490Discussion of the characters, settings, mechanics, developers, community reactions, and interpretations of video games is relevant video game discussion.
AGP sisters we did it! 500 posts~
>>719371624This post will get deleted before they delete the hundreds of blogposts about how they trooned out and how you should TOTALLY take hormones girlfriend. Literally just go to >>>/lgbt/ at that point what is wrong with you faggots.
>>719371678deep throat a shotgun you disingenuous tranny
>>719371678>>Discussion of the characters, settings, mechanics, developers, community reactions, and interpretations of video games is relevant video game discussion.>>719331040>>win genetic lottery for transitioning>>except for body/face hair>>start getting face laser, baby steps>>my laser tech is cute>>go on a date with her>>she has kids>>i like mothers>>719330735>You should get on Hormones ASAP.>>719330004>I would like to be a girl just because of the lack of refractory period, imagine being able to cum with your whole body + no downtime>That's pretty much the only upside however>>719328983>I'll be the little girl. Someone has to smug at all these anons wanting huge tits.Great video games discussion!
>>719371806And all those posts?Me
>>719371720I think these threads should be allowed, but the janny bias is obvious. They should prune people who actually derail threads and leave up other character focused threads instead of picking favorites. Also move the /vp/ threads.
>>719371835You da based alpha tranny!
>>719371806Ban those posts, leave the thread up. The existence of thread shitters does not mean I'm wrong.
>>719371806SpongeCHAD
>>719371850But those posts have nothing to do with video games peach faggot. Meanwhile jannies are actually deleting threads where people are talking about video games. Make it make sense. >>719371909The problem is if you ban all of "those" posts, all that's left is guys making a lewd image dump and encouraging each other to jack off. Once again, not video games.
>>719330559>men dressed up as anime school girls>MALE yuriAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>719371665P-Balloons that work like in the pic, or the body-inflation P-Balloons?
>>719371971>MALE yuriIt's more likely than you think. Pic related, every "cute" passing transwomen in the thread
>>719371987like in the pic but 2 peaches
>>719330735>>719331040Invest in a strong rope to hang your fat troon asses, please.
>>719371963Ban the lewd images too, ban any JOE, and you'll be left with cute art, discussion of which game's Peach is the best, what character dynamics people like her in, and gawking at that anon with a bomb fetish.
Janny I know you're in this thread trooning it out with your fag friends, legitimately kill yourself worthless fucking cunt. You leave up this garbage but you nuke any vidya thread because "muh generals belong on vg".
>>719372234Based janny.
Thank you for leaving this thread up janny, but you should still kill yourself for nuking other threads.
>>719372048Lots of balloon booby Peach clones to smother an anon with...Hell yeah
>>719372042Boys make better girls than girls do, it's a fact
>>719372613This.
>>719372552being smothered in twin peaches giant sweaty milkers...
>>719373115God, I'd just not worry about breathing anymore.
Now that the thread is dying and everyone is leaving, nobody will see it if I confess that I'm an AGP fag AND an inflation fag and I badly want to be a swollen horny helpless Peach balloon for someone to play with.
I saw.
