This is the best game that's come out all year and I have not seen a single argument able to refute this
game?
>>719524753>Tranny horse gameDrink bleach
gacha shitskins, ricecels, and tranniez aren’t human
>>719524778Yessir!
>>719524797>>719524803This is not an argument. Umamusume is a video game, and a very fun one at that.
>>719524753Buy an ad
>>719524753I'm a Dolphin Fucker
>>719524916It's a popular video game that people want to discuss. It doesnt need one!
>>719524991You're based. They should make more dolphin games
>the "gameplay" is just fucking training menusPretty grim, but I guess it confirms that the fanbase is all either gooners, gambling addicts, or fools that are easily influenced by memes. At least Genshin and ZZZ had some actual game mixed into them.
>>719525072The Queen of /v/.
>>719525108>the gameplay is just like menus and stuffSo like any other turn based RPG/visual novel? >Genshin and ZZZthose games have less mechanical depth than the training simulator, that's the sad thing. You just tap to do the same attack every once and a while. Training games like Princess Maker and Digimon World? Based.
Oomer
>>719525057Probably not as based as you're thinking.
>>719525182The "menu gameplay" doesn't even come close to something like Persona or E33
>>719525297Which one is that, Idolm@ster?
>>719525305Persona 3 is unironically way more simplistic of a game, you have no idea what you are talking about. The demon fusion system in that game is laughable. The horse breeding system in Umamusume has a ridiculous amount of complexity and a ton of replayability. If anything Uma is more like Slay the Spire, a roguelite card game. Except with a ton more attention to the stories, characters, and other plotlines that unwind. Persona 3 is a simple jrpg from years ago. It's hilarious that you'd complain about Umamusume when Persona 3 also goes heavy on visual novel elements, as well as similar "stamina" mechanic where you try to build social bonds to get access to different demons or bonuses.
>>719525431Dolphin Wave, hence the dolphin fucking.
sonic crossworlds is gonna be betterthis one might take the 2nd spot, though i already got bored of it and uninstalled
The only thing that's kinda funny is how gold ship is equally as retarded as the real life horseI know that's kinda like judging nikke purely by doro but at least nikke has an actual game unlike this trash>inb4 hurr auto aimdon't wait months for blue numbers and see how well that turns out without actually playing
>>719525691Apparently Goldship's irl trainer said the umamusume depiction is too tame compared to the real one.
So he's not only nuking them, but scouring the board for any trace because it butt flusters his worthless ass this much? Good Lord.
>>719525762not even gonna fact check that, I believe thatthat's extra fucking hilarious
>>719525903There were loli porn threads up while he was busy sniping uma discussion this morning. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.
>>719525537>Uma is more like Slay the SpireNo, it is monster rancher with worse combat.
sorry, but video game threads are not allowed
Do you fags post about any horse that's not Gold Ship?
Another janny melty
>>719524797dilate
>He does it for ZERO financial compensation
>>719526201Recourse is discussing uma loli.
>>719526698If you actually read through the thread instead of having a meltdown at the OP, you'd see that we have plenty of horses to go around.
>>719524753I got ugly ass Biwa instead of one of the cute brides, worst game of the 2020s.
>>719526698yes, my wife McQueen
>>719527438Where did you get this screenshot of my Taurus Cup experience?
Oh janny! Delete this thread right now, to make room for a fifth silksong thread on the catalog. CHOP CHOP
How much do you want to bet he is going to spend Labor Day sniping Uma threads while ignoring all the other garbage on the board?
>>719527519not enough Natures and Oguris to be taurus cup
It being gacha is the only argument I need.
>>719524753it's a basic ikusei game, they're a dime a dozen. your unfamiliarity with a genre you happen to like does not make a mediocre example of the genre great
honestly MPL tier fanbaseembarrassing shit
>>719524753Didn't it come out like 8 years ago?
>>719527561I ran into plenty but it was always the Gold Ships that sank me
>>719524753>100% japanese game aimed at japan>Game was a total success in the westIs funny how this proves once again the west loves when japan make japanese games and never cater to the west, yet companies like square enix or capcom will keep destroying themselves trying to cater to the west and destroying what make them unique in the first place
>This causes the Janny to throw a fit
>>719527662its beyond frustrating and i want to yell at whoever keeps trying to pander to the """west"""
>>719527812Janitor applications are closed
>>719527795Mihono Bourbon makes my penis throw a fit
>>719527812Are you fucking illiterate?
>>719524753I quit like 5 minutes after the tutorial because it was really boring
>>719524753Secret Flasher Manaka came out this year though
>CM NEXT WEEKWe are going too fast where are the accelerated carats?
>>719526698There's an uma for everybody
SHE'S NOT EVEN MEXICAN SHE'S FROM KENTUCKY WAKE UP UMASHEEP
>>719524753It's just another gacha game.
The girls are cute too bad the gameplay hella dogshit for me.Is she in the game or not I need tomboy uma in my life.
Is there a game where you turn all the girls into glue and murder their trainers?
>>719528272Unfortunately none of the Cinderella Gray only Umas will be in the game
horse husbandry
>>719506562>>719528264>>719526279Sorry janny needs these kinds of threads in the on the board. He loves the bottom of the barrel of not even human
>>719524778FPBP>>719524797SPBP>>719524803TPBP
>>719528484those are all kino thoughbeit janny is in the right for deleting tranime mlp threads
>>719528272not a real horse so never ever, the game has tomboys but none are visibly muscular
>>719528553Underage don't get to mouth off at their betters.
>>719524753Look, just admit you want to fuck horses and save us all from your pathetic attempts to rationalize why a gaacha game is "good."
Please post dancing chibis
>>719528681Unironically better than soulslop and that is not even up for debate
>>719524753but it came out like 5 years agodumbass retard
>>719528449>only 500 kidsHeh, pathetic.
>>719528681I'm actually in it for the spreadsheet gameplay, I don't even look at the horses anymore and skip everything.
>>719528594Back to X formerly know. As you child subhuman
>>719524753>1 rupee has been deposited into your Bank of India account
>>719529645indians don't play this game they are busy asking mid white girls for bob and vagene
>>719528597Why does Admire Vega get to be in the game when she's based off Admire Moon but not the CinGray girls?
The 3* grind continues.
>>719529849https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Admire_Vega
>best gamebut it has autistic horse girls that you have to convert into glue?
>>719524753umazing post
>>719529250I've only ever roamed forums and image boardsYou are beneath me
>>719524753It came out 4.5 years ago, EOP.
>>719524753https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCML7FBPkGA
>>719530337>still impotently whining about anime Yeah, doesn’t work way friend
>>719529756You're right, they don't. They just endlessly spam it on /v/.
It's gacha therefore it's trash.
Does this game qualify for this year's game awards lineup?
>>719530553I doubt a 2021 game qualifies for 2025 GOTY.
>>719530601Geoff has allowed literal DLCs to be eligible for game awards. The show is already enough of a clown fest for uma to have a chance to get in.
>>719530534This isn’t e33 or god of war or a /co/slop bottom of the barrel game though
>>719529250>>719530486>gachabrown esljeetSAAR
this game really came and went fast.fotm trash.
>>719524753Fuck off to >>>/vmg/What's the point of those containment shitholes?
>>719530735Not fast enough for janny to move on instead of living rent free in /v/ trying to delete any threads slightly talking about uma.
>>719530774Go tell Janny to clean up the actual off topic shitpost threads first. There are a bunch of non anime and non vidya threads up at the moment
>>719524753In an ideal world, gachatards wouldn't talk
>>719530735The game is just an #AD for horses. It did it's job to make Gold Ship more popular than many human celebrities
It's up
>>719530882>nothing nobodies get superseded by something better than them Good
>tfw no long S
>>719530774Abib made those so he would have more places to dump threads about non-Nintendo games
>>719530735I hasn't even gone yet though.
>>719530735>come and gone It’s going to be here for another 3-5 years. We and global as a whole are playing catch up
>>719524753it's a global release you retard. by this logic, saga frontier 2 mogs the fuck out of it
>tfw I have above 90 IQ so I'm able to fap to the smug one without having to download a shitty gacha game
>>719531743How are you going to race her?
nigga faps to horses and thinks people should be proud of him
Does anyone else wanna breed Stay Gold?
>>719524753It's a gatcha: it's automatically trash-tier>"b-bb-bbu-bb-b-bbbut--"No
>>719531907Could be worse, could be fapping to 3D humans
>>719532024That's a boy
>>719531907retard doesnt know the difference
>>719532024Tiny boy
>>719532090yiff in hell, furfag
>>719532024
>>719529861Grinding on Grass Wonder
>>>/trash/Still not video games bud. Take the hint.
>>719532678Stay Gold is a pedophile?!
>>719533224Worse, he's a manlet
Built for making 500 offspring.
>>719533279I usually don't use this phrase but KWAB
>>719533069More video games than the current /co/ mgs and Elden Ring and Fallout spam
She's going to get bred a lot
Can someone let me know when this horse comes out in NA? I'll download it when she's out.
>>719535025>2* stam>No uraglue
>>719535084Probably around 1 and a half/2 years-ish depending on how accelerated the global schedule is? She is released 3 years and a half after the Japanese launch.
>>719524753>State opinion as fact>"Whoa wtf crazy how no one can refute this objective (subjective) sentiment"I have enjoyed Umamusume and I still think you're retarded if you think you've somehow proven your point.
>>719535391It is OBJECTIVELY the best game released all year, this is a fact.>b-b-b-but gaaaachaaaaaaNot an argument.
>>719524753It's fun the first few times but it's a huge waste of time.>do hundreds of career runs to farm sparks>get miniscule premium currency for gacha>forced to compete against whales and no-life grinders>expects me to play 2+ hours a day>4 years behind JP
>>719526698yes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_HaloReading all that and knowing the owner was the one who approached Cygames makes sense of how she turned out.
>>719535084holy sex
>>719535721Ironic shitposting is against the rules.
Why yes, I do always pick the option to have my uma eat as much as possible during events, how could you tell?
>>719535084>looks like she weighs 90lbs maxugghh muh dick
how do we stop her from singing her brainrot golshi song during sex?
>>719536329But that wasnt ironic and Im not shitposting. Cope.
>>719535285This is why youre stuck in group B
>>719536520Just wait until she runs out of breath like she does in the song
>>719532597Id say Umas belong in normie territory.Weird - CentaursOutcasts - MLPWomen - Actual irl horses
>start a career>immediately some acupuncturist shows up>lowers every stat, takes skill points, lowers mood to awful, inflicts night owlFucking EXCUSE ME
>>719537134Its actually lucky because that means you either have time to salvage or get to give up without much time invested
>>719537134You chose the option with 70% failure.I prefer to go option 2 (near 50% to get Corner Recovery and Straightaway Recovery for free) or option 4 (85% chance to get Charming)
>>719537134If you get the event early on, pick the second to last option for the Charming bonus with 80% success rate, otherwise pick the health option with 80% success rate. The strength option only has 20% success rate and is basically a scam.
>>719537416All the free stat options when you have to pick between energy or stats really suck.>Hey it's the new year, do you want +5 to all stats>Or do you want 30 energy which is almost always going to be more than +25 total stats.
>>719537541There are cases where you might want to pick the non-energy option because you happen to be full at the time, I guess. Though when that happens to me, I just always go for the Skill points instead anyway.
>>719526698I post this autistic horse whenever chance I get.
>>719536486What is even the chance of them gaining slow metabolism from this? Feels like it's around 10%ish
>>719524753>not seen a single argumentPost gameplay.
>>719537778It is 10% fatty rate, yes.
>>719535415>FatNo.>AbsYes.
>>719529038But spreadsheet gameplay isn't gameplay...it's just excel with RNG! this isn't a game...WE LOST
>>719538028Look if spreadsheet with rng is good enough for paradox its good enough for us
>>719524753gachaShip needs to get on animeShip's level.
>>719524753I like cuteness and the gifs.
Never in my life have I hated a career this much. She used to be my favorite in BNW, and now all I feel is uncontrollable fucking rage every time I see her. I’ve done over 40 careers with her, and every single one has been absolute dogshit. Just fucking glue everytime. I know I’m not the problem, I’ve easily crushed the Taurus Cup and I’ve got a deck full of MLB SRs. I know what the fuck I’m doing. And yet, this bitch can’t even sniff anything remotely close to competitive. Every run is a disaster shit stats, garbage mood, zero luck. I'm so tired of her jobbing every race, if I run her as an end closer boxed in and dies instantly. If i run her as a front-runner? Somehow, she still fucks it up. I just had the mandatory awful mood event, managed to fix it by praying at the shrine only to immediately get a migraine right after. And then she rewards me like this. I’m fucking done. I give up.I’m switching to Gold Ship. I hate her so fucking much right now. I love her so much but I truly can't stand her career.
>>719538156
>>719538787Switching uma is the right choice, looking at how my Rudolfs have been going I must suspect that if you spam a certain uma she becomes more likely to have constant mood down events and other nonsense to waste your turns.
>>719525182>ZZZ is just attack spamGachafags suffer such brain damage that they can't comprehend a game that requires any amount of attention and skill. Their brain has been reprogrammed to think that any difficulty can only be overcome through gambling.
Remember. When you're brocked, you're brocked.
>>719526698Yes
>>719526698only on sundays
>>719536063ThisI'm only still playing because of fomo
>>719526698Why would I post a secondary?
>>719524753This game would be so much more fun if it was 30$ and not "free-to-play"Oh, well, I guess a couple hours of fun before it drops you into grindhell were worth the price of admission. And the Umas are very cute.
>>719526698nope.We're GOLD here, baby.
>>719526698?
>>719524753it's gachaslop funded by organized crime (NOT yakuza) to launder their drug and human trafficking money
thank you witmaxxer bro.
>>719539551
>>719539551And yet despite that it's still an infinitely more fun game than any of the AAA slop that's come out this year. Imagine getting mogged by a gacha game.
>>719537953villain...
>>719525182ZZZ requires a decent amount of skill in the higher content. I still haven’t finished the tower stuff myself since it requires essentially taking no damage or having rolled for a character that can cheese it (like a bloody palace with healing spread out after 5 or 10 stages I forget). I have some broken characters with their weapons and I still have a hard time with some later tower stuff since they hit so hard and they also take away the attack tells so it becomes all skill and actually recognizing enemy animations
Fucking retarded horse
>>719539747She's just dancing there...MENACINGLY!
This CM is going to fucking suck. Who thought it was a good idea to have something like this back to back?
>>719539782PIGGLES
>>719524753>gacha>gamepick one
>Gemini is only in 1 week.What the fuck.
>>719540042We're not ready...we're going to JOB again!
>>719539782>accidentally eating pickles affects racing performance
>10 days between cups>still only 3 borrows a day
>>719540083Does this mean that the schedule is getting faster?
>2nd in your debut raceNice Nature, you bitch, can you try for once in your life?
You know i thought the idea of the game was cool but then it sank in on how much cygames expects me to play. Dailies take forever, cancer tryhard pvp, and you have those groups where if you dare to take a break and drag down the rating you get kicked out. Why are modern gacha games part time jobs in disguise? There's no way something on my phone should take this much effort to play.
>>719540083>Super creek legend race after long CMbut... why...
>>719540140>Dailies take forever20 minutes>cancer tryhard pvpauto-select, take your participation prize or dont even enter, completely optional and mostly for bragging rights>and you have those groups where if you dare to take a break and drag down the rating you get kicked out.Then join a club that doesnt care because there's a million like that>Why are modern gacha games part time jobs in disguise?You could make the argument that MOST games are jobs with how they suck up your time and give you mundane sidequests and fetchquests for things simply to pad out your time. You just gotta find the time waster you enjoy most
>>719540072It's not even 2 weeks since Taurus. We've enough time for Taurus, but this.... fuck I'll just pray for good RNG then, for the breeding and the CM.>>719540158Because fuck you.T. Cygames
>>719540158its worse, all of them are long runners
>>719540235I think honestly this isn't a CM to get too hung about. There will be a nice long break before the next one and they'll get better from here on out. I'd say aim for class B or go full meme and enter open with some gluemas. I wouldn't stress too much about this one
>>719540158I've checked JP Schedule and those Legend Races start during the Gemini Cup, same as global lmao.>>719540303Yeah but my autism wants me to do as best as I can for CM. I want to see how far I can go with my shitty deck, yet good preparation.
>>719540042>>719540083Welp. I'm not gonna make anything worthwhile in time for this cup so I guess it's babby cup for me
>>719540356>>Yeah but my autism wants me to do as best as I can for CM.Oh my autism already had me 2/3 way done with my parents for this cup. They're not 9 star but they're good enough. I've done a few runs with them and had decent results. I just want to finish up the last set of parents and then i'll just see what I can get from that. But I hope not to struggle in class A only to barely make it to B finals, that was a struggle. I might just opt to stay in class B if my umas aren't what I consider perfect
You think she's got a chance?
>>719540419Yeah I'm also done building for the parents, yet I still can't get a good run for my gold ship.But somehow this gold ship that I thought was shitty can win against A+ Gold Ship, so maybe I'll just make my 2 other umas and hope for good RNG
>>719524753>gameYou literally just watch clips of gacha horse girls running over and over. Are you fucking retarded?
Fuck off already.
>>719540531The worst part about this being a week away is I'm not gonna have enough gold to get Golshi's Go Home Specialist...I was kind of holding off on training her for that reason. Gonna have to make due with Breath of Fresh Air from Vodka...I dont wanna run McQueen's shitty card.
>Fuck off already.
>MENU MENU MENU MENU RNGwhen did mobile games go from fun simple games you could pick up and play to this shit.
>>719524753Wrong because it's not a game
These girls run and train every single day, but they're all built like stick figures.Why is japan so afraid of putting muscle on women?
Bros never heard of RPGs before
>>719540707>>719540659>>719540605>>719540565
>>719535415I admit I giggled.
>>719540140This is not Nikke when I want to kill myself when I do even a 15 minute "gameplay", which has no progress and goes nowhere, so that is a bonus.>>719540356If it makes you happier: people who tryhard don't do it for the reward but for the title as the rewards are not something I would sweat over. If it wasn't a long run you could get away with a shittier deck, its just this Gemini cup which fucks people over because f2ps especially don't have gimped out stamina cards. In fact I would even bet most people don't have an MLB'd Kitasan.Just throw whatever your best is to the race.
>>719535415Fucking based
>>7195408081 gut spark has been deposited to your account
>>719540709They are not doing bodybuilding you dolt. Just because someone trains every day does not mean they suddenly blow up like a baloon. Look at usain bolt, he is a skinny lanky ass motherfucker. Look at climbers, most of them are lanky motherfuckers as well. In most sports more muscle will just hinder you.
>>719540709https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nt6Js7859wMeanwhile in reality
>>719540879Bro, your Power training?
Alright weebs drop me the steam page so i can evaluate it myself
>>719540945I work out at the library. Hmm...yes I imagine I could benchpress three times golshi's weight, that would be more than enough
>>719540842That already happened yesterday so I'm free from that. for nowThe real event for me is going to be the Cancer cup, can't wait to see all the Bakushins.
>Boxed with 700speed 580power>Your trainee needs more POWER
>>719540987www.steam.comlook up "horse game"
>>719524753Isn't it just autistic excel sheet simulator combined with gacha? Nothing about that sounds good
>>719541076Aren't you just some autistic dweeb on 4chan? Nothing about YOU sounds good neighga!
Not video games, sorry, but move this off-topic bullshit to /trash/
>>719541016do not listen to the green person
>>719541025>improperly formatted steam page>gameplay trailer is in mobile aspect ratio with blurred sides>"cutscene cutscene instant gratification success montage" trailer>free to play>cant see any gameplay in the trailer nor the screenshots>Uses Kernel Level Anti-Cheat CrackProof®see, this is why i'll never trust you weebs.
>>719541160
>>719539782https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0gDqvT4XcA
>>719540762Sorry that your brain is so damaged you're unironically defending a gambling app
>stop enjoying thingsno we will enjoy this as we please
>>719541165
>>719541076If you plan to grind for the pvp part of the game, yea.If you just wanna have a training simulator that you hop in once every few days, then the excel sheet part is redundant.
>>719541205only a fed would reply with such an image. anyway, this thread/game/etc is full of red flags. have a nice day officer, for i shall not be falling into your trap.
But why is a menu game not a game?Must there be dodge rolling for something to be considered a game?
>>719541283Sorry, if it's not an indie metroidvania like Hollow Shite, it's not a real game. I guess that means Balatro was also...not a real game. This is fucked up, I really liked that game too.
>>719541182I think you should eat your vegetables Urara.
>>719541393She's not a witch, so she doesn't have to eat her vegetables.
>>719526698
>>719524909you jack off to anime characters in a game you don't even actually play. why do you think your opinion on "good games" is worth anything
>>719539863A few free carrats will come in handy, what's the big deal?
>>719524753thats a male horse tho
>>719541542
>>719524797You mean “horse cock futa goes global mainstream”. It’s the second best thing that could happen.
She just needed two more Stamina rainbow trainings and she'd be perfect for Gemini Cup. Oh well.>b-but bourbon isn't meta and no seiun sky ult!Don't care fuck off sheep I won in Taurus Cup without needing to copy builds
>>719524991I’m sorry there isn’t a sexy dolphin futa game for you, maybe one day.
>>719541438I'm literally playing the game right now and I don't even whack off to the characters. What do you whack off to nigga? Gay porn? Lmao.
agent smith... i know your identity.... your in big trouble.....//hackerman out
>>719541591KEK
>>719541682What da fuck? Grok can we get a fact check on this?
>>719541016>You lacked guts>You lacked power>You had fewer skillsAnd my favorite>Your horse just fucked up somewhere idk
why the HECK do other umas have>if it's monday and you're on the final corner and 12 place gain 10 gutsand Tachyon just has>LOL FREE STAMINA GURANTEED
>>7195418071st anniversary patch buffs a bunch of shit ults that are too situational with either a bonus if you meet their very specific autistic requirment or just a straight numbers buff
>>719541807She's also a 1star horse, how does that make you feel?
>>719541770>Toreina-san, I'm going to be brutally honest with you...your shit's all fucked up and your horse is retarded
>>719541016Evil Tazuna>Trainer you got boxed shit just happens I guess
>>719541883Not my fault.
>>719541875i HATE her
>>719540479Yep she's going back to the countryside.
>>719541430VILLAIN
>>719542010TDS - Tachyon Derangement Syndrome
>>719542195Preview of the upcoming CM
>>719541430The villain and the chud
>>719541875Like shit because I haven't pulled her
>>719542389Roll on some god damn umas already son!
>>719542195The gazongas distract me from what this webm really wants to show
I dreamt that the janny deleted the previous thread, apparently it happened
>>719526698Here are the actual best girls.
>>719542389Once you roll her, good luck getting her to 3starI'm 51/100 and one fragment costs me 4 statues
>>719539943Urara's face in this one just kills me
>They are accelerating CM as wellIt's so over
>>719524753Teme....
>>719541141Ywnbaj
>>719524753I don't play gacha shit and gacha shit can never be the best game of the year
>>719542454I don't even have half a spark for Seiun, what am I even supposed to do?>>719542614I'll be the only retard trying to unlock Tachyon's outfit in 2026
>>719542675UMA MUSUME IS AN ACCELERATION GAME!
Uma Musume is an NTR Chad game
>Long S>run so shit she's still a B+
>>719541016Do not believe her lies
>>719540083>CM IN 1 (ONE) WEEKJesus Fucking Christ, first they don't give us time to get carats for banners now they don't even give us time to prepare for the CMs, I HAVEN'T EVEN BRED A GOOD GRANDPARENT YET WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? Only whales don't need more time, this game is alienating the f2p playerbase so hard and Global will go to shit because of it
>>719524753Normalfags really find weird runabout way to be bronnies.
>>719541016>>719543552It's not a lie. 580 power is far too low.
>>719530791Good riddancetake your general spam to /vg/
>>719543676Making an old retired Uma feel young again...
>>719543676Other horses had 300 power at best
>>719531654>>719531595Pure copiumOnce streamers move on it will die out faster than Schedule 1
>>719543618what a roundabout way to admit something is popular
>this shit has been on my phone for well over a month now and i still haven't booted it upi'm this close to abandoning my "no gacha" rule.
>>719524753>umapagjeet musumeYou're brown
If your horse can't push Nishino Flower into the rose bushes on a corner pass, you don't have enough power.
>>719543931NO U
>>719526698Air Shakur is the best autist and all but her SSR card is the most laughable kit in the game. I love her, and Ryan, and Kiseki, and Turbo, and Windy.>>719542527Ha ha, imagine if we got high leg outfits for Bourbon and Windy, that would be cute,
How are you actually supposed to build pace chasers?Most advice I get just contradicts one another.Is wit actually useful, or does it depend on the uma?
>>719544145Pace chasers love stamina. Wit is useful for a few different things, but mostly skill activation. Wit is more important for this upcoming CM because of the reliance of gold heals to recover stamina. Problem is pace chasers will need to dump most of their stats into speed and stamina if they want a chance against end closers. Being a witlet can be pretty bad, especially the more you rely on skills.
>>719535721RNG and spreadsheets game is trumped by both Kirby games,
>>719537134Always pick winning chakra.
>>719544051>and Ryan, and Kiseki, and Turbo, and Windy.Damn I know at least half of those
>>719541807It still has a chance to trigger in the late race where it doesn't do anything
>>719544392For me it's charming chakra
>>719530552> No (You)sHere's to you, /v/rother. Fuck gacha. Bigger cancer than horse DLC.
>>719544396One of them gets a banner soon,
>>719543046
Finally got my second 9* stamina.
Can you guys please stop lewding the horses?
>>719544742>This close to SeiunIt's over
>>719544845>>719544742i can take on these umas
>>719539782She's just like me
>>719544250I don't have a hope in hell of competing in the championship races or whatever. I just want to build good umas and win careers consistently.Cheers anyway la.
>>719524753Is Uma the only gacha that got popular without a single sexy character?>B-but my waifu is se-Now she is not she looks like a child
>>719524753>ArgumentsGachaNot released this yearBeta version in comparison to JP versionBaby's first princess makerSame grind over and over is not a gameplayVerdict: Not best videogame and you should KILL YOURSELF NOW
>>719544892I like all of them, but I like two dozen or so much more than the rest.
>>719524753Sorry, I don't play spreadsheets.
>>719545210Me too, and half of those are between now and January. It's so over.
What makes McQueen a good pace chaser this champions meet? Is it just a stam growth and the innate blue skill?
do you guys have the 500 team trials achievement yet?
>>719545063Out of 10!
Which Uma should I tribute?
>>719545421yes I got it yesterday
>>719525558those aren't dolphins
>>719545063Sexy < CuteAs simple as that
>>719543778And there's more than one of them blocking your way. Could have been your Wit too if your Uma can't figure out a way out of the block.
>>719530552gacha is forerunner technology, I wouldn't expect a squidface to understand
Daughter
>>719543676MR ADVERTISER PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT THE DONUT
>>719543795>Once streamers move on it will die out faster than Schedule 1Haven't they already? I was under the impression Asmongold only plays it before bed these days.
>>719524753>Tranime gooner gacha slopKWAB
I sniffed my own shit and almost passed out. Is this supposed to happen or was I sick?
>>719545892Surely you could fit at least a fifth buzzword in there, anon
>>719543736YWNBAJ
pedo game
>>719546161I'm 144 hours in, when does the child rape start?
DID YOU KNOW that a random suicidal visitor watched Katsuragi Ace's BRUTAL mogging of Fraudrolf during the Japan Cup he decided to not kill himself
>>719546241At around Top Gun, except its reverse rape since Umas are far stronger than any human
>>719546241sorry traina the child rapes you
It just dawned on me that I won't even have a single Long runner for the CM
This is 100% GotYt. avid gacha hater
>>719546754what about your gold ship from the previous CM?
>>719546754You got about a week to fix that bucko
>>719546809Has 800 stamina
>>719546839Nigga I don't even have a grandparent, I'm gonna have to build a garbage team with garbage
>>719546318bro? it says do not repost right thereand I'm pretty sure you've already used it before that
>>719544898for how many rounds?
gakumas is better
>>719541682hackerman... it's been a while.
>other gatcha fanservice be like>generic WOAH BOOOBA AWOOGA>uma fanservice be like>look at how HEKIN CUTE your horsie is!
>>719547009shame scamco is too chicken shit to release it in the west or at least a playable english sea version like DOAXV
>>719541883>putting Air Shakur in a dress and making her hold a plushieThis is bullying.
>>719524753What the fuck is this? A dating simulator?
>>719526698Opera is a cutie, and very theatrical.
>>719547038>>719547107
>>719547091Uma has funny horses factor and real history lorePure nip idol is still a huge ick for western normies
>>719544898
>>719541883>Golshie out of nowhere
>>719544898>this kills the human male
>Get double circle affinity>Inspirations are exactly the sameSo all that time and effort... To get fucking scammed again?
>>719547581Uh oh! back to the lab again
>>719547581Now you realize that a 149 circle affinity and 151 double circle affinity has a little differences.Next lesson is individual affinity, prepare your notes.
>>719546992
>>719547734You have to be shitting me, I'm gonna end myself and stop the suffering
>>719547581My understanding is that double circle is really just a convenient indicator of whether you have a good amount; it's not a stat breakpoint per se. You can be 1 point off double circle and be about as good as actual double circle because it scales linearly.It's also still subject to RNG somewhat. An uma with low affinity parents can still get better inspirations than one with high affinity if they highroll, and vice versa.
>>719547948I'm not even going to have 1 horse for Gemini, LMAO (;_;)
>>719547904Nah I'm not shitting you.The way this works >>719547948 is because the individual affinity. Each parents and grandparents has their own value (thus individual affinity) and make the multiplier for sparks proc different.Look at my example. The affinity is double circle right?But that Maruzensky grandparent will proc far less, since she only has 8 individual affinity from the Sub Legacy 1-2 line. So Maru will only have 1.08x multiplier on each spark proc chance.But look at Biwa. She has 121 individual affinity, that means 2.21x multiplier. From where? That's the sum of the last four line on points breakdown.TLDR main parents affinities and sparjs are the most important. If your only long pink sparks is on Maru at my example, the chance for it to proc will be very low.
I have 20 TP potions left, so I have been just playing a career once per 5 hours to conserve them. I dont even have a 9* stamina legacy of my own, and I have used up my borrows from at least 3 days, maybe even more in trying to create one, and without having a borrow I am trying to make a 8* stamina since its the best I can do currently, and no dice. All my runs have ended with my uma having at least 600 in stamina so there has always been that 2% roll, but in most cases I have had over 1100 in stamina so it was a 4% roll. This shit is going to take weeks. Oh and just as an additional fuck you, these attempts havent produced a 3 star on any other stat either.
>>719545063
https://x.com/nogiguti_kunugi/status/1960693309510443402sorry, we could only afford mobs...
>>719548338Yeah fuck it I'll just collect my participation carrats
>>719548436please play another game, anon, for your own sake
>>719524753It's dishonest. They're called "horse girls" but clearly are significantly more girl than horse. In fact, the only features that are horse like are the ears and tails. Otherwise, it's just a regular generic gaudy anime bitch. That's why you have to look at it at what it truly is: cute girl anime gacha slop meant to appeal to coomers. Stop pretending it's anything more than that.
Need Bakuwife...
Shoot gachaniggers in the head
>>719548751
>>719548727Why would Bakushin be ashamed of this?
>>719524753>all those seething replies early itt >when there wasn't a single one in yesterday's threadskek he's working overtime today
Does Equestria Girls take place in the same universe?
>>719548436I tried to avoid solely grinding for sparks and instead worked to optimize my current trials team, but now that I'm bottlenecked by inheritance and lack of umas I really don't see any other way to progress. I have good enough cards to reach 600 in the important stats in most careers that I do, but the chances to get any 3* spark are still so low, can't imagine how this must feel for the average f2p players who didn't reroll for the ssr Kitasan.
Who is the umaBRAT
>>719549389vegetable eater sweep tosho
>>719548701it's umover..
>builds without straightaway spurt are guaranteed to lose to ones that have it>the only way to get it is trough white spark RNG or whaling for TaishinCan we agree that Kyoto 3200m is the worst racetrack in the game?
>>719549659>madeuptower
get the fuck out of my board
>>719549675HishiAma is your best friend.
So you're telling me that these umas go to an al-girls school, and all of them stay straight?The most unrealistic thing about this whole "horse girls" thing.
>>719528594>thoughbeit>tranime Shartyfags get the rope.
>>719549968My brother in Christ, you are not running a power support on your ace career attempts.
Got Amazing RNG for this run, can't be any better I think, not with my current stamina card situation.
I can't diferenciate these charactersEveryone just seems to be some kind of light and dark brown with some white in their hair and some generic outfits
>>719550021Shut up faggot.
>>719532678Stay gold San...
This artists is really enjoing the Wild Haunt content
>>719550207pace chaser? she won't survive the race and spurt in time, especially not with only 2 recoveries and under 1150 stamback 2 the mines
>>719525182climbing up a mountain in 1.0 from Liyue required more planning and foresight than menuing the menus to menu the menu's menu in Umenu Menumume.And thats just climbing.There is no depth in any of the shit from Ume.
>>719550297Nah gonna run her late so Anchors Aweigh! Can proc.
>>719550021They get fed a steady supply of trainers
>>719550405>late>GourmandHmm...
>>719524753It's somehow even more cringe than regular gacha gamesProbably the worst game to come out in the 2020s. The WOAT
>>719550021Fuck off yurifag, it's not all-girls, most trainers are male and umas are constantly trying to rape them. Besides more umas can only be made in a heterosexual relationship
>>719550405then why did you get gourmand? anchors won't proc with all the end closers either, she'll probably run ahead of most of the pack
>>719548787Freaky!
>>719550505>>719550454Ah shit you're right.Ah well, gotta pray I can at least get group B. I ain't winning anyway.
>>719550369so you haven't played the game, got it
>check out the horse game all the gachafags have been going crazy over>the "gameplay" is mindlessly clicking through menus and hoping you get the right RNG>you have exactly 0 input during the actual races>doing your daily chores takes absolutely fucking forever>And yet there are people who have dedicated themselves to grinding that shit out every single day since release so they can just watch a cutscene of their horse racingI literally cannot understand you people. Watching paint dry would be only slightly more boring than playing this abomination of a game, but you somehow have people that spend thousands of dollars on it.
>>719550569It is the thrill of seeing your horse win the race.
>haven't even made one parent yetfuck it, open league it is
>>719532024looks like kino
>>719550021They are well trained in the art of lusting over the dicks by their trainers.
I want my Mayano Top Wife to run in the cup. Should I go for making her an Ace, an Ace + Debuffer, or make her a pure Debuffer with Nice Nature and just hope for the best with Gold Ship?
>>719548464I WILL answer her mating call
>>719550841I don't know how you will make a mixed ace with the amount of stats and skill points you already need to make an ace, it would be pretty bad because she wouldn't properly debuff nor winnatie is bad in this race, you can only hope for a lucky all-seeing eyes proc and then it's just bad white skills, you're better off running 3 aces or urara
>>719524753>"I have not seen a single argument able to refute this"you can't train Golshi's prostate to make her cum huge loads and supplement her with L-Arginine, Onions Lecithin, Zinc, and Pygeum to make the cums even more heroic, which makes it so she is much slower than the main character of Haste: Beyond Worlds, Ava. This means that Haste: Beyond Worlds is the superior game.
>>719551053Silence queer.
I want to train a generic uma
>>719551090fucking gold ship in her ass and making her cum from her prostate isn't gay. she has a pussy too that's already overflowing with cum. She just got impregnated with my black babies. How is this gay? I'm literally reproducing with umamusticky-icky :raises_eyebrows_smugly:
>>719550841Maker her an AceShe has decent/good affinity in every position so you can run her however you want too. Her wedding version also has innate Swinging Maestro if you max out her level
>>719524753is this the only character in the game?
>>719524753idk i mean there's like a new touhou game i thinkmario kart world was kinda funi played this for a while and it was alright but i'll never be able to get into the gachaslop mindset log in every day and play a game you've already played to death just for some extra gems. it's boring. i would rather play Devil May Cry.
>>719539863Why does this image make me laugh so much?
Is front running a trap right now? Feels like outside of career they never fuckign win
>>719550947I guess that's true, getting decent stats is a chore. I don't know if I'm doing optioal races too much either. Hopeful Stakes and Japanese Derby, then just do any G2+ Long once those become available.>>719551169I have pretty good parents for Late Surger and Long, but not End Closer. I've heard Pace Chaser is the better open if you cant optimize on End Closer though.
DO YOU COPY??
>>719551257This is the only character I have that I have yet to try Career with. I just cannot look past that goofy haircut.
>>719551816iced coffee
>>719552040She's such a sweetheart though
>>719550021There are female trainers. You can even have the self-insert be female, so the relationship with the trainer becomes gay. The bottom line is that it's a pandering gacha for Cygames to take your money.
>>719539943My fucking sides
>>719550021if it does happen, it's just a phaseumas would have gone extinct a long time ago if it weren't
>>719551493it will be meta with the seiun sky and summer hagzensky meme
>tallying clubsoh yeah i'm leaving you LOSERS after this
>>719540105And you are not getting even a carat of compensation for the time we skipped.
>>719540709They made like 3-5 models according to breast size and just adjust the height of them depending on what type of body the girl needs, the only unique models are race outfits.
Air Shakur when?
>>719542195God I fucking love Taikis fat fucking knockers
>>719528597Its a real horsehttps://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000161741/
>>719550369do not remind me about huanguang stone forest, 100% liyue was a pain in the ass
imagine the uma version...
>>719524753>horse gacha niggers>just as retarded as ponyfagsWhoda thunk it
>>719552379Umas can be born from a normal woman so they don't need to breed. Plenty of umas don't even have an Uma parent.
>>719551493From what I've read, once an uma is in the lead, they have to occasionally pass wit checks depending on how far ahead they are from the second place.Moreover, there's an "overtake" mode that the uma in second place can enter upon passing a separate wit check.Long story short: it's easier to overtake than to keep a lead in the last stretch.Overtaker only needs to pass a wit check.Lead has to pass their check AND hope the overtaker doesn't pass theirs.There's an explanation of race mechanics on the gametora site
How does the stamina mechanic work? It's supposed to act like a health bar so you need enough to race, but why do you need to keep training it after a certain point?
>>719552040It's the Paul Weller haircut
>>719550021>and all of them stay straightWho said that
>>719553162The stat cap currently is 1200 per stat, and most tracks over 2800m of distance tend to be way too long for an Uma with max stamina to be able to do the whole race without running out of it near the end.At some point you HAVE to get a few gold stamina skills (except for Iron Will) so you can replinish it, its why everyone is building their Umas with max stamina and 3 golds since its the most optimal set up.Other modes dont require nearly as much stamina but the reason its always in high priority is because most Umas need to burn it to do overtakes on tracks longer than a sprint, so Pace Chasers are always hungry for stamina and Front Runners need it to keep the lead for the whole race. End Runners and Late Surgers dont need it at the very top because they save up their energies for most of the race.
>>719553162Extra stamina is to tank debuffs, rushed, failed skill activation, etc.
>>719553162In career mode, the game adds an invisible flat 400 stam to whatever your current stam value is.This is done to help trainers finish careers without huge stat investments when they're new to the game, haven't leveled cards, and don't have good inspirations.For PVP, that invisible stam bonus is non-existent. You'll get what it says on the tin.Early in career, you don't need to hit all the markers because the other umas in the races will be in their "junior years" or what have you as well. By the end of the run, you will need to have X-400 stam and still be able to make pvp distance goals.
>>719524753I wish this was an actual game instead of just clicking through menus and watching a cutscene, these horses look cute.
What a load of bullshit.
>>719553527Why are you buying skills that boost guts?
>>719553501Walking the fine line of Energy consumption and dropping all caution abd gambling on a juicy Rainbow training is the essence of the game. It tickles the funny gambling bone in my brain very much. I don't even need to gamble and spend money on a png horse. I gamble every day trying to make the best possible horse girl
>>719553586Only green skills that pop up. Bought them for cheap anyway.
>>719532024Very much so but I'm worried that she'd bite me during
>>719524753> This is the best game that's come out all year and I have not seen a single argument able to refute thisWe truly live in dark times when a horse racing gacha is the "best" game to come out in a year
>>719536519The murder ponies are the best
> implying that's a high bar to clearMan, gachabrowns sure are stupid.
Has anyone got the link to the banner release timeline thing
>>719555053https://uma.moe/timeline
This is the week I should be putting the most work into (event+CM prep) and I barely have the time to do 1 career a day
>>719541807Tachyon is basically a free SSR that they included at launch so that everyone could easily get themselves a very powerful Uma even if they weren't able to roll the launch 3*s.Tachyon in lore and IRL is a monster anyways. Had it not been for her weak tendons she would have absolutely destroyed the competition for a decent period time judging by the sheer dominance of her 4 Race wins and the distance she put between the rest of the field (which contained top tier horses of that era). IRL Tachyon wasnt considered to even have a stamina ceiling
>>719555208>Summer Suzuka went from February to June 2027Damn it
>>719542195>Sad El Gondor Pasta close up This upsets me. El is a nice girl
>>719544898you will be reduced to a shape
>_________ ____!
>>719542936NTRs deceptively massive milkers make me happy
>>719555383Will she get mogged by any of her 2 alts? In terms of performance
>>719555208Heeey wait a minute! You guys lied to me! According to this the all Uma banner happens in march not Christmas!
>>719555208>A year to Air ShakurI don't even plan to be around in a year wtf!!!
>>719547038Forcing a cute tomboy into a frilly pink dress will always the right thing to do
played this game for around 220 hours, kinda burned out on it now desu
>>719555383>Tachyon is basically a free SSR that they included at launch so that everyone could easily get themselves a very powerful Umai know right, imagine not having her haha, wouldn't be me...
Is it still worthwhile getting into this now? I downloaded it on launch day and spent all my free currency on rolling for TM Opera O since she's my favourite but I got nothing and then dropped it out of frustration.That frustration period has passed. Have I missed the boat on required meta?
>>719555545
>>719556116>roll to get TM Opera Nigga, they gave a out a select voucher and you could just get her
play her game nigga
>>719548727
>>719556245Was that available on launch? Fuck me if it was
>>719556116>Have I missed the boat on required metahonestly no, since you can still borrow max limit break card like kitasan. they will hand out carats over time, you can play it casually
>>719556245>>719556351opera was the first banner, she wasn't part of the selector ticket
bros, im not gonna be at the g1s today. I stayed up all night. I could sleep now but i dont want to
it didnt come out this year
>>719556154Anime should have given us this rather than the kinda dull Kitasan that she was in the show
>>719556407I just look it up and you are right, I assumed she was part of the voucher considering Spe was in it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYjP4nT2TpMBOFA
why did they give the prettiest girl the silliest name
I don't think I'm gonna make it to Gemini bros... I need 2 more weeks
lol dumb thoroughbreds what are they doing working the fields they'll snap their legs!
>>719556449looks like we've been refuted...
>>719557213wots a thoroughbred?
>>719555676Summer Tachyon will be pretty good IIRC, but that's a long ways off.
why did Tachyon pick such a slutty summer outfit?
>>719557257cheeky cat needs correction
>>719539943Isn't Goldship restriction actually good before a race?>Energy +20>Mood UP
It didn't come out this year.But the only other good game of this year is Beyond Citadel soo...
>>719524753Events are all the same and the dailies are a slog.
>>719524753I can refute it! It came out in 2021, pathetic EOP.
>>719524753It's a gacha, that's all I need to say.I win faggot.
>>719525108>At least Genshin and ZZZ had some actual game mixed into them.You can fit "gameplay" of ZZZ and Genshit on a single A4 list of paper, boring garbage.
>>719557490What about this one?
>>719557694nah, you'd lose
Club implosion soon.
>>719543795It's been 4.5 years though...
>>719543795streamers already moved on and the game is still bigger than any other gacha out there, maybe if you keep spamming your jeet/shill/e-celeb/fotm copeit will eventually die in 7 years lol
>>719558125>still bigger than any other gacha out thereIt's like 5th in revenue.
>>719557715She looks like that guy in the "You see them as monster" image that I see from time to time.
>>719558260>>>>>>>>>>>lyingtowerkek they didn't even count steam in
https://x.com/cocoarini/status/1962514022638792924Why are horses like this?
Wait for it....
CLUB IMPLOSION INCOMING
BUT IT ALL FEELS OLDIT'S A GOOD LIFETHAT'S WHAT I'M TOLDBUT EVERYDAY IT ALL JUST FEELS THE SAME
>B+ Thank you /herse/chads
https://youtu.be/ugq1Y9SSvOI?si=qLgnJbX3skDrl-h9&start=505&end=671Fenomeno in an idol outfit and singing a cute song is absolutely lethal
come join der/v/ niggas
This thread getting glued
>last week class retention was at 480k+>this week its at 460kdid all the whales dropped the game?
>>719559689People fell for the witmaxxing meme
>>719559689They probably got out-whaled last CM and quit
Rando club got BI'll leave today. Any clubs B+ or higher with spots? I'll need to wait 24 hour cooldown anywayI have 100m fans, which is 40m higher than the next in the rando club
>>719559904Oy Neigh has an open spot. Post ID and I'll invite you once the cooldown expires.
>>719557073I love her casual outfit as much as her racing one
>>719560035Thanks, what rating did you get?217418657393
>>719560160Added.>what rating did you get?B+! Not bad for our first rating. At our current pace, we'll get an A next month.
>>719560331Nice one. I've left the rando so I'm 24 hours limbo now
My club is laid-back and chill, but I don't think we'll ever get more than a B rank. I'd feel really bad if I left them tho, we've been together since the beginning
