seething scoutshitter thread

more like woman + my dick

>>720329048
>bdsm style
boo

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>>720329048
What if Pyro actually looks like this, and it's just that the suit is really baggy?

>>720329048
too thin

Bigger

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>>720329048
Has there ever been a map added to the game worse than Dustbowl? Like genuinely, I really wish I knew what the dev team was smoking when they made this god awful map because every aspect of it is absolutely infuriating. More so on attack than defense, but holy shit is this map just fucking terribly designed.
>Almost the entire map is just huge sightlines separated by extremely tiny hallways and rooms that are nearly impossible to push through. You get through the Sniper(s) and you're done in by the explosives spam in close quarters. You deal with the spam, and boom your head is cut clean off by a Sniper from a million miles away.
>Stage 2 has the attacking team pushing out from one of the most oppressive angles imaginable with explosives raining down from the shed roof above, and Snipers taking potshots at you all the way from the point.
>Last point on stage 2 is nearly impossible to push even with uber due to multiple sentries hiding behind a corner that's not possible to safely spam without getting killed by the rest of the team
>Stage 3 has you being forced to push out of spawn through a small room with tight hallways and thin stairwells that are constantly being bombarded by rockets, stickies, and flares, and if you by some miracle get through that, there's at least two sentries in the pillbox room and a Sniper or two watching from the point
>If you by some miracle deal with all that, you then have to push through an incredibly long and thin hallway that's once again being spammed with explosives just to get your head cut clean off by a Sniper sitting way behind the point
>The underground tunnel is also impossible to push through since there's always at least one Pyro watching it to fuck over anyone stupid enough to try playing Scout or Spy on this map
>Even if you do push through the tunnel, it won't help you since you're climbing up a staircase infront of the enemy team.
Just, what an awful map, a truly garbage map.

>>720329851
Your and Mann family pain is the point.

>>720329851
>added
it was there from the start

anyway, hoodoo

>>720329950
I know it was there from the start, I was asking if there were any added after it that are worse (and no, there aren't)
>Hoodoo
No, Hoodoo is nowhere close to as bad as Dustbowl. Sure it suffers from the same issues that all Payload maps do, but it is nowhere as abysmally designed as Dustbowl. Same goes for Hydro and Wutville since I know people will bring those up too, they're bad, but they aren't Dustbowl-tier bad.

>>720329851
if you want agony play the original dustbowl, with grenades and no ubercharges
it's designed as a meatgrinder that you and the boys can play while under the influence of some drugs or alcohol and shittalk each other. It wasn't made to be enjoyed like an expensive cut of steak, it's junkfood in vidya form and that's perfectly fine, just don't play on it if you don't like it.

>>720330149
I don't play on it, at least of my own volition. I was just playing with some friends earlier and they dragged me into this shithole and it was the most mind-numbingly infuriating experience possible.

>>720329851
Junction is worse, open space may be a killer in Dustbowl but it's at least THERE, there's at least SOME flank routes
Junction is just cramped, unfun, limited spamfest garbage that makes half of the classes absolutely miserable to play and the other half utterly overpowered. It's also fucking ugly.

>>720329851
significant portions of the map are designed around offensive grenade spam and its hard to understand this design until you play with demoman, the only class with projectiles affected by gravity
>spam grenades through windows from the safety of your own spawn
>harass both the bridge and the final point on 3-2 by lobbing grenades from the ravine
soldier rockets kinda do the job but they have limited control going through gaps at specific angles, but the plethora of short range hitscan weapons really suffer on offense.

>>720330672
>but it's at least THERE, there's at least SOME flank routes
There really aren't though, pretty much every route between the first and second point on each stage pops out at the same spot. Underground tunnel on stage 3 is a notably exception, but that's hardly a flank since you still pop out infront of the enemy team who all have their backs against the wall behind the point shooting in the direction you're coming from up the stairs.
>>720330705
That just sounds fucking awful in terms of game design. I mean good on Demo mains for having a map entirely catered to them, but just wow that sounds fucking awful when you word it like that. I really wish I understood how people enjoy this map because I just don't see it.

>>720330469
BRRAAAPPPPP

>>720329851
2fort
Freaky Fair

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Fempyro is built to be pumped full of highly flammable gas until she's a taut, bloated fuel air bomb

>>720332397
this but she somehow digests the gas and gets even fatter

>>720329851
>I really wish I knew what the dev team was smoking when they made this god awful map
The same problem 2fort had. They were trying to remake older Team Fortress maps instead of actually making something that suited tf2.

Fucking non-lethal explosion bomb fetishists.

>>720332003
>>720332632
I still think Dustbowl has bigger issues than 2fort since at least Scout and Spy are playable on 2fort, despite that maps flaws, but you aren't gonna do a goddamn thing with either of them on Dustbowl since they just get deleted by the constant spam everywhere. I can't speak for Freaky Fair as I tend to avoid newer halloween maps so maybe it is worse than Dustbowl, I wouldn't know.

>>720329851
It's my favorite map when the teams are unbalanced, a worse defending team gets rolled until stage 3 then it feels like a war of attrition

it's fun playing pyro in payload casual and fucking up good players on the other team by focusing them.

jetpack+backburner absolutely wrecks teams. there's a few maps where you can often successfully jetpack past any turrets and spawn camp.

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>>720329048

>>720329048
There's something arousing about masked/helmet broads

>>720329048
>W
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>>720334059
HELL YEAH BROTHER

>always get top/ high score in most casual and misc servers
>think I'm starting to become an ok player
>play on Uncletom server
>consistently get low or bottom score
Why are redditers so good at this dead game?

>>720333291
I don't think you understand how valuable a spy cloaking/ringing to the enemy spawn to destroy teleporters is on dustbowl.
I do agree that scout can get more done on 2fort, but dusbowl's tendency to funnel players into groups makes mad milk shine and you can still get some cheeky plays off of a good bonk.

>>720334527
To be fair if Scout is entirely limited to doing nothing but hanging back and throwing a Mad Milk every so often, that doesn't exactly seem like he's very playable. You're not doing much shooting in the shooting game.

>>720329048
>protect your team from spies easily
>counters annoying soldiers
>destroys scouts
>annoys everyone

I have turned around hard on Pyro. Easily the best class in the whole game. What a tool kit.

>>720329048
I want to W+S her until I M1 inside her loadout.

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>>720334814
same

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>>720329048
People always say Pyro is just W+M1, but when fighting against Pyro, all anyone does is S+M1. So who's the real low-skill retard here? (hint: it's both of us)

>>720329851
Wutville

>>720334378
there isn't nearly enough mannpyro + fempyro smut

>>720336985
s+m1 used to be how you easily won pyro vs pyro but now you're better off rushing in close

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Sometimes I press M2 and get lucky.

>>720337702
based

>>720337128
See: >>720330068

>>720332397
Bigger

based smotherfag

>>720342520
Yer doin' good lad!

>>720332397
>>720332514
This but the enemy team

>>720342685
VERY based

>>720329048
Now now, sometimes I just M1 because a trickstab obsessed Spy is trying to be smart with me

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boy

>>720339825
I really like the way they handled the lighting on this, most fempyro stuff makes the suit look shiny like it's made of rubber or plastic.

>>720343039
shiny is hot

>>720339825
This whole animation but at this size >>720339885
would be peak

>>720343136
shiny looks both slippery and sticky and I am not fond of that.

>>720339646
Is she suffocating? I don't think it would be very easy to breath when having latex be pushed against your face like that.

>>720343776
>Is she suffocating?
yes

>>720329048
8=D

>>720343821
It does make sense, that is a blue female scout she is sitting on, I guess that's one way to kill your enemy.

>>720343007
That flare gun would actually be super cool to have in game
No idea what it'd do, but I love it

>>720343932
fatal buttsmothering is top tier but understandably rare, yeah

>>720343986
If we ever get a strange thermal thruster I'm going to go insane

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>>720343947
I thought it was a like a flintlock pistol. It reminds me of the one in Shantae and the Pirate's Curse.

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>>720343947
>No idea what it'd do
Immolate in the same style as Blood, with any luck.

>>720345459
>Much lower base damage
>Only minicrits on burning targets
>Deals vastly increased afterburn damage
>Ignores afterburn immunities
I can shiggy diggy

One last huzzah for fat Fempyro vore

>>720332397
Not a fat fag but the little belly button indent of the latex suits belly spot, it is really cute looking. I want to give her a hug.

So is TF2 remotely playable for new players? I haven't played in a decade and everytime i think about hopping on and being a garbage spy, I read all the threads about how OP snipers have shaped up to be etc and feel like I'd just have a miserable time

>>720329851
If you think Dustbowl or 2Fort are bad maps
I automatically assume any opinion you have about TF2 is irredeemable dogshit.

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>>720348602
It's true it's awful look at the required reading just to play Heavy

>>720348602
tf2 is a skill cliff

>>720348602
Id say yes if you find a good community server you like. Sniper isnt that bad but casual is worse than people say.

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>>720348630
That's fine, I'd rather not play with someone who has opinions as utterly shit as yours. Dustbowl is inarguably, objectively, absolutely shit in every way from a design standpoint, and is nigh unplayable for the attacking team, you only like it because you're either a dipshit Soldier/Demo spammer, or a Sniper main.

>>720348712
This guide is gay because shotguns on heavy make it so that you don't have to constantly rev up and down all the time

>>720339825
>erect nipple protrusions on fire suit
What in the goddamn, this thing is at least 1cm by the looks of it, how turgid are those nips?

>>720348602
People whining about sniper are fags or are misattributing the issues cheating being endemic to online gaming to some sort of design flaw in tf2.
Especially these days you have to be pretty familiar with TF2 to effectively play spy since you have to convincingly pretend to be other classes and deal with shit like the spawn wallhacks.
I got my friend who only plays souls crap to play tf2 and he had a fairly decent time playing.

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>>720348848
>no u
>didn't hit any of the classes I use despite naming 1/3 of them
>Reaction image choice assures shit opinions
I win

>>720332671
>fetishists
it's quite literally one autists and he should kill himself ASAP

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>>720349047
>Likes Dustbowl
>Doesn't play the only 3 classes that actually get to play the game on Dustbowl
So I'm just gonna run with the assumption that you're baiting and a faggot. Feel free to think you won whatever it is you think you won though, lord knows you need some kind of positive affirmation in your stupid existence.

>>720349201
>I can't be wrong and a faggot he must be baiting to make me angry
You're wrong and a faggot
>The only 3 classes that actually get to play the game on Dustbowl
Myega lol
>Posts a sonic image like it makes your post less shit

>>720348602
It's perfectly good to just jump in and shit about as a new player
The "Sniper op problem" is really all that relevant as it's mainly boils down to "this one guy is incredibly good at clicking on heads and positioning himself so he's difficult to get at" and that isn't too too common
And even if you're in a match you're not having fun with, you can just leave and join a different one, nothing's keeping you in a match but your pride or willingness to see things through

Why does FemPyro has so much hyper inflation art

>>720349458
Haven't seen much myself

>>720349458
Because MaxOfS2D pretended to be 15 year old girl and made a ton of it on Tumblr with sfm about 10 years ago

>>720348602
It is fucking hard for new players when you have guys with thousands of hours that play every day and they show no mercy.

>>720349556
This is not a joke by the way.
Hyper Fortress was him the whole time and he gets mad if you bring up that he MaxOfS2D ran the blog.

>>720348602
i started a few weeks ago, just playing casual standard matchmaking and have been having fun
games tend to be accessible

>>720348602
it's fine for new players, though you may have a harder time than you would several years ago
>>720348803
do the exact fucking opposite this retard says
with casual there's only a 30% chance of running into a 10000 player who'll rape you (and when all else fails you can leave and immediately join another). With any community servers it's guaranteed.

I still can't believe that we finally got the final comic AND it was a good, satisfying, ending...

>>720352172
>a good, satisfying, ending
Let's not go crazy.

>spurt flame
>smack the shit out of them with axetinguisher (before it was shit)
>they try to run
>gun them down with shotgun

i havent played tf2 in probably 6+ years but pyro was fun as fuck back in the day.

they are hated because zerobrain demos and soldiers get fucking tilted when you airblast their shit back to them.

>>720349068
You sure? He pops up on various boards.

>>720352172
The ending was fine and heartwarming for certain, but in no way was it satisfying
A huge "lmao who cares?" was not worth the wait
It very much felt like Valve going "let's just put a cap on this so people stop asking about it"

>>720352276
>axetinguisher
>havent played tf2 in probably 6+ years
anon I...

>>720352487
It was firmly in character though. Not everything has grand meaning.

>>720352487
Honestly you sound more upset that it ended nicely rather than being fodder so you can parasitically attach yourself to the game indefinitely.

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>>720334890
>Lasciviously blimped up Fempyro in high heels
That's literally my cock's weakness.

>>720352870
You say that like you can't play it indefinitely. Or do you mean as an obsession in his case?

>>720352861
Not saying it wasn't nor that everything should and, despite my bitching, I do still like the ending
But it also didn't feel like that was their original plan, and instead shifted to it after years and years of inactivity which is what rubs me the wrong way
>>720352870
You seem to be under the assumption that I wanted the comics to last indefinitely which is kinda stupid

>>720348884
why would i ever not want to rev up and down all the time

>>720353000
Oh no I have no issue playing it indefinitely you know, besides the fact that comes with
>The industry has collectively decided not to release a fun multiplayer class based shooter for 18 years
Really my only issue with TF2 is that it's a HUGE pain in the ass to make maps on linux to play with my Steam group

>>720353173
>>The industry has collectively decided not to release a fun multiplayer class based shooter for 18 years
I doubt that's due to TF2 in particular. Maybe the industry is just a bit insane at the moment.

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>>720352935
Well it's mine now too, holy fuck...

>>720353325
Oh no I'm sure it's everyone else's fault, not TF2's personally.
I'm just saying I'd like options even if the only one is pretty great

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>>720353373
Literally built for backshots and cumtribs, gyattdamn. Imagine your loads sizzling off her asscheeks or sliding off her latex...

>>720353552
Agreed.

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>>720353604
I'm doing way more than that, but I'd have to save my full thoughts for a red board...

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>>720353849
Give us a sneak peek you tease~

>>720352935
this perspective is all sorts of fucked, dog

I think I would rather get AV'd by Olivia instead of FemPyro to be quiet honest mentlegen.

>>720353948
Woof!

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>>720353889
i might have if i didnt just pre all over my floor...what a mess

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>>720354073
Jesus Anon you're a quick one! Even quicker than me, and that's saying something considering how down bad Fempyro gets me...

>>720352935
I don't understand how retards find this hot enough to get off to. There's no face, but it's definitely not the fucking tf2 pyro

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>>720354125
sorrryyy. I wanted to maybe enjoy it fully together, but you two got me good

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I'm gonna draw more fempyro. Or masked/faceless female in general.

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>>720354198
Nothing to apologize for Anon! There's always next round's leaderboards to shoot for!
>>720354229
God please do. Faceless females are outrageously hot.

>>720354229
based if true

>>720354347
Give me something to work with here. I unironically dislike overbloated and fatfaggotry, more sensible fempyro is somehow way hotter.

>>720354229
can you make a Shy Gal Pyro?
Also blog?

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>>720354229
>I'm gonna draw more fempyro
Based
You should draw mine if you're open for ideas

>>720354387
Blowjob through the breathing port with cumshot that fills/overflows the mask.

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>>720354347
You're too kind, anon. Were you "charging your meter" as well?

>>720354435
Sure. No blogs yet.
>>720354474
Sure.
>>720354476
Not a big fan since it barely interacts with the rest of her latex suit.

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>>720354387
Intercrural sex w/ the cock going inside her suit and bulging out the other end. Or just straight up intercrural over the latex.
>>720354478
Let's just say I'm a few G presses away for my Phlog's nozzle to go wild.

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>>720354594
Then it can't hurt to give you a helping hot hand to go for an assist~

I've come to the realization that my fempyro folder is severely lacking in content
Thank you all for your contributions

>>720354527
Where will you post your art if no blog? the vg general? drawthread/booru?

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>>720354662
Much appreciated! If you've got a picture of her bending over and sticking it up for the viewer then I'm bound to spill my crits, unfff...

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>>720354797
Hit that chargee

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>>720348890
Itty bitty nips compared to some

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>>720354797
>>720354924
https://litter.catbox.moe/vgj5k33yc1f5c89u.png

auf wiedersehen

>>720343947
>loose cannon but pyro
scorch shot

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>>720354924
Ougggh, had to double layer two tissue strips together to catch all that stinky napalm. Thanks Pybro, now my whole room stinks of cu-gasoline...

>>720355021
I'd gladly take it as a reskinned Scorch Shot desu

>>720354750
I will create one soon enough, I’ve barely had enough arts in my name.

>>720355042
it'd be better than languishing forever in the workshop, at least

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>>720355000
Whew mamaaaa
>>720355029
Happy to help a fellow Pybro. Don't see them too often. Hopefully we can bump into each other and charge our meters again <3

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>>720355101
I'm guessing that means you don't want to take this to private...? Awww.
>>720355000
The best trips 4chan has seen in a decade, I'm willing to wager. Dayum.

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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS

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>>720355227
wouldn't mind it. what do you have in mind?

>>720355227
Goddamn I need to commish shit like this but with my Pyro

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>>720355369
Discord, maybe?

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>>720355407
Sure, what's yours?

>>720355416
>>720355459
Fucking
Based

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>>720355439
trianglesimp

>>720354474
>Frozen Aurora Powerjack
are you perchance the vorefag pyro

>>720355518
Depends on what you mean by "the"

>>720355407
>>720355439
doktor here
i can link one of my flist profiles if either of you want

this is why I main pyro.

>>720355558
go for it

>>720355754
/c/lady natsumura yuyuu

>>720355806
Wowiee, not badd

>>720355879
too skinny

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Fempyro bombs...

>>720352172
The cherry on top was that it released pretty much simultaneously with Overwatch's soulless corporate product Christmas-themed comic.

>>720329048
I yearn for the days of w+m1
Pyrofags would cry if they had 300 health and moved at 130% speed

>>720356134
i wish pyro had 300 health from being fat

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male

>>720355730
>>720356075
Fempyros stretching the limit of their suits with great big tits and asses and bellies is the best

>>720356376
with that twink-ass physique? not a chance

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>>720356376

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>>720356823
ive had your pic saved for awhile

dustbowl is fun and pure tf2, if you hate it then its because you're a pseud whos obsessed with fairness. You swap sides every time you play so the point is to experience both sides.
There are two kinds of gamers, people who see a difficult, almost impossible challenge and decide they will beat it. And people who whine and cry while kicking the air that its not fair.

>>720356904
the uncensored one right

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Male.

>>720356926
>difficult, almost impossible challenge
There are two ways to play Dustbowl. With a Medic, and without a Medic. There's no high level of skill going on down that tight corridor both teams are spamming projectiles into.

>>720356983
now make him brap

>>720356991
you have a closed mind.

>>720356983
too much of an OC

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>>720356973
no. but i even made it a spray

>>720356983
This but my Fempyro

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>>720357303
Hot, do the ass fart too?

>>720357240
thats a pity. it's from a femboy pyro profile I tag teamed as twin futa pyros on f-list a few years ago

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Tf2 players with quirky names are just the pinnacle of human comedy, you normies probably wouldn't get it, I saw it on Reddit

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>>720357451
maybe you can show me it

>>720332397
Pyrocynical and his furry brother would find that extremely arousing

>>720332397
>Inflation
I sleep.
>Braphog Pyro
Real shit.

>>720357543
BASED

>>720357039
I'll tell you no one's ever surprised playing Dustbowl.

>>720357587
the page silly

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>>720357551
Everyone makes fun of Pyro mains being freaks, but Pyro brap content is unironically so rare when so many stuff in-game hints to it.

>>720357724
dont remember his, it was five years ago, and mine is long since gone

>>720357365
Absofuckin'lutely

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>>720334059
If I ever get a gf one day I'll ask her to wear an opaque motorcycle helmet while we fuck and it's going to make me diamonds. I just hope she wouldn't think it's because I think she's ugly and its a fancy paper bag, I just like helmets and masks.

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>>720342584
>lad

>>720357741
well, they did add the gas blast taunt after degeneracy had already taken hold. plus the suit probably holds it in

>>720356983
detonate that fucking bomb right goddamn now

>>720357770
You got any comms of it doing that?

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>>720357782
TFW you buy a taunt kill counter for the off chance we get a strange Thermal Thruster at some point

>>720357624
>spy back caps

heh, nothing personnel

>>720337702
Juicy.

>>720357812
Wish I did but sadly I don't. Moreso a case of not knowing who to comm for it

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>>720348712
>required reading just to play Heavy
You posted the wrong version

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>>720357821
If they haven't added an all weapon and all cosmetic strangifier to milk the last whales by now they're not going to

god i wish i was an engineer

>>720357365
Holy shit, she's fucking packed
Imagine the creaking and gurgling

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>>720357853
Yeah I'm drawing a blank on who you could comm for this. There's pyro_enthusiast but I don't think he'll do hyper and his SFX choices are TERRIBLE.

>>720357891
I mean we are, against all odds, getting more MvM stuff in the future
Not saying we'll get stranges for weapons that don't have stranges then, but there's a chance, albeit a very, very slim one, that we might get new stranges eventually
>>720357968
Don't forget rumbling and groaning

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What do you think Pyro's face should look like?
I think Pyro being a Woman AND the token Asian would be neat.

>>720358079
I haven't seen this image in at least 15 years and now I know why I like short haired girls.

>>720358036
It's mostly furry artists that draw that kind of stuff
But in an ironic twist of fate I don't care about furshit at all so I have zero clue on good artists to make such stuff
Whoever drew that pic and the other, fatter one with the cart did a banger of a job though

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>>720358079
But making him a ghoulish burn victim would also be neat.
Alternatively, there's nothing under the suit because Pyro IS the suit.
Because magic.
Magic pyro suit given sentience.
And is also a woman.
Like the Stealth Suit from New Vegas.
God I wanna kiss a robot.
But then I'd get sad because she would be sad she can't kiss me back cause no lips.

Every Pyro on my team playing with one hand on his dick would explain some things

py/bro/

>>720358201
My headcanon for my Pyro is that she's some incorporeal being possessing the suit and her real body looks like the effect of my unusual

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>>720358182
https://x.com/chell_chip/media
That's him, if you're interested. I have no idea who to resort to hyper Pyro butt farts. Maybe you should unironically try to ask around Pyrocynical circles for guidance.

>>720358090
>that belly
perfect

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>>720358281
Might just have to
Thanks for the source though

>>720358049
>Don't forget rumbling and groaning
OUGH
Squeaking
Hissing

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>>720358250
I already have a character that tickles that particular fancy.

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Why does every Valve server have at least 5 third worlders with 100 ping each ruining everyone else's connection?
I know my Internet isn't the problem, I just want to play the game!

>>720358476
What do you think inspired that idea? B)

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>>720358137
>I like short haired girls
Based

okay this thread is nuts

>>720358613
Threads like these remind me that /v/ is sometimes alright

>>720358602
DS9 helped too. And TNG. Goddammit.

>>720358079
Honestly not a bad idea

>>720343007
is this actually a mod or just an edited model for sfm

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>>720358613
nigga that's nuts

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>Everyone ITT will never magically transform into their preferred Pyro counterparts and squeak together in a rubber and latex-filled orgy of muffled moans and groans
It hurts.

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>>720357517
While his stuff is far too brainrotted for me I appreciate that pyrocynical seems to have some measure of success while being out about loving furry inflation and also having a gf who draws his inflated sona. Lucky asshole.
I wish I had a fempyro gf willing to pump up until she blew (non lethally)

>>720358905
Lower the brappage and increase the vore and Pyrocynical pretty much operates on the same wavelength as me
Pure inflation however doesn't gel though. I need there to be actual weight and substance behind the increase in size

>>720358250
>her real body looks like the effect of my unusual
UNF

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Well I'm signing off for the night
Helluva thread gents

>>720358905
He made a tribute to the pretty view long way down guy in his pixel war vids

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>>720359179
I mean for me it's all about the kaboom and the inevitable leadup to said kaboom, the method used doesn't bother me as much. Inflation or stuffing or what have you. But I'm in love with a big fireball and pyro seems perfect for that

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Gooning to Fempyro is quintessential TF2 experience imo

>>720360260
that ain't pyro

>>720329851
Dustbowl, 2Fort, Well, and Badlands were brought over because Valve didn't quite know what people wanted from the game and ported over fan favorites from the previous to make sure that they had some map to enjoy even if they missed the mark on the other ones
Of course what happened is that Granary and Gravelpit has stood the test of time and the other launch maps are considered pub classics but bad in comparison
Same reason why they released Goldrush first, it was a proven design (dustbowl but payload). Then they dropped Badwater later, an actual good payload map

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>>720360375
I'm aware, I just keep Haydee in the same folder as Pyro and similar helmeted beauties.

>>720360515
Heresy.

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>>720360260
>>720360515
Based faceless fullbody chad

>>720356983
Is seared sorcerer a furfagcore cosmetic now, I keep seeing it everywhere furries also are

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Are there no skins or cosmetics that make pyro look like haydee? Seems like a missed opportunity

>>720360515
you can't do that, man. you've gotta split it up. all in one folder? that's crazy. how do you decide where to look if you want to fap to
>pyro (mute, faceless, human)
>haydee (mute, faceless, cyborg)
>tali (verbal, faceless, alien)
>warframes (mute, faceless, pseudo-alien)
>combine assassins (verbal, faceless, post-human)

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>>720360815
Not that I'm aware of, sadly.
>>720360841
Splitting up my fetishes is already hassle enough. Also you forgot Assaultrons in there!

>>720360873
>Also you forgot Assaultrons in there!
and securitrons

>>720360910
And Titanfall robos, and good old Transformers.

>>720360873
Assaultrons go in the healthplay folder.

>>720360841
>pyro (mute, faceless, human)
>haydee (mute, faceless, cyborg)
>tali (verbal, faceless, alien)
>warframes (mute, faceless, pseudo-alien)
>combine assassins (verbal, faceless, post-human)
We should start turning people into all of these.

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>>720361071
The gender war would be over in a single day if we were all to become faceless, sexy, blimped up bodysuits.

>>720361169
If the future is good there will be warframe transformation machines, or at minimum full body vr.

>>720361002
Are you the guy into machines that are so fat they start malfunctioning?

>>720361342
No, I just think that bastard is based on a level I can only imagine reaching.

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>>720361071
>>720361169
Visionary. No more conflict or hate, only lewd squeaking and creaking.
and the occasional distant KABOOM

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>>720361609
I can't pretend to understand this fetish, but I'll just wilfully assume it's just robots ripping mean ass thru their exhaust ports instead of exploding.

>>720361342
he needs to get a single handle/art source already because holy fuck i never knew that stuff could be so hot

>>720361681
Fallout 4 missed out by not letting you turn your character into an assaultron in the dlc!

>>720361681
surprising my assaultron wife with a custom crafted wedding ring to fit on her claws..

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>>720361681
Hey, fair enough, whatever turns you on. It's fine not to understand what is objectively a pretty dumb fetish, I can't pretend to either.
>>720361783
Oh fuck that would have been PEAK.

>>720361885
>Turn everyone in your settlement into a sexy assaultron
>No more farms required

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Complete
Global
Dronebimbofication

>>720329048
>hypno-eyes are expensive as shit for some goddamn reason so I can't make my pyro a hypnodom
FUCK

>>720358785
yes its a mod

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>>720361783
F4 missed the ball by having synths be ugly human-faced slop instead of Assaultrons with fully-programmed sentience and personality.
>>720361885
Surprised to see you're not posting QZK, guy seems to have a pulse on your fetish right up until they explode. I'd pat your belly and worship your ass still, but I'd bow out and leave before you exploded.

>>720361783
Getting turned into a sexy assaultron on an assembly line and then getting shipped out in a crate with npc assaultrons would have instantly made fallout 4 game of the decade.

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Why would anyone be turned on by this? It'd be like wearing a full body condom, or a full body chastity... GOD THAT'S HOT.

>>720329048
pyro looks like a nortubel character now

>>720329851
Doublecross for having so many sightlines, pretty flat and a death chasm which makes snipers absoulutely ass to fight as any other class than sniper

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>>720362419
>Surprised to see you're not posting QZK, guy seems to have a pulse on your fetish right up until they explode.
I wasn't aware of them until you just named them, but: oh. Oh my. Yes, I see what you mean. too many cocks but I can probably filter that out
>I'd pat your belly and worship your ass still, but I'd bow out and leave before you exploded.
Hey, that's more than I'd expect so thank you. I'm not really into being the one that explodes, so I'm imagining in this scenario I've found some similarly perverted anon drones who get off on blowing up

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I want to fill fempyro with gas until she's utterly turgid and then squeeze and grope and bite her all over until she's so horny she blows

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I want to be squeezed between two blimped fempyros, suits hot and rumbling and squeaking. Maybe lubed up before hand so they're both slippery as well.

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Every time I see a huge pyro I just god I wish that were me.

>>720365525
Based.

man you guys are weird. I just wanna fatten my pyro buddy up with an endless supply of lunchbox secondaries until _he is nice and tubby.

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Fempyro thighzuri

Fempyro nulge?

>>720366740
Has anyone here ever commed csar fempyro? I know he does since some loadouts he draws have several different artists doing it but I can't find rates from the guy and he's radio silent.

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>>720366740
Based wannabe pyro blimp bomb

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I want to be Fempyro, but more importantly, I want to be able to convert anyone I dominate into sexy, obedient rubber lady drones to follow my every command and whim.

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>>720367812
I'm not usually into an explosive finale but the idea has grown on me, but just imagining all of the muffled grunts and the creaking, hissing and squeaking of that taut suit does things to me, so if it came at the price of being a bomb?
Worth it.

>>720355369
This one is actually nice. Helmet really makes it better.
Really, Pyro's gasmask isn't meant to be fetishised at all, it's lacking in overt femininity.

Now if it had a a more symmetrical, forward protruding design and an open back to allow a massive hair exhaust, or a mane like on Eldar Banshee masks, and it'd be great.

>>720332397
BASED

>>720356926
Based.

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>>720369259
If it helps I always imagine the explosion as being like the climax to inflation - that same build-up in tension and pleasure rising until it can't be contained any longer and erupts, like a three-dimensional orgasm.
>pic
OUGH
is that how big you imagine getting

Man, I forgot how hot I found fempyro

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>>720370271
I've been getting more and more into it recently, just that unbearable pressure and edging culminating into a earth-shattering explosion. That's a good way to put it. And fuck, that's a hot pic.
Yeah, or even bigger, bonus points for being bullied, buoyant and hydrogen-filled

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I need to lick fempyro feet, this is non-negotiable.

>>720370818
>taking off any part of the suit
You disgust me

>>720348602
TF2 is fucking terrible for new players. You either go play Casual mode and get met with one of the worst experiences in gaming where all rounds are stomps or end in less than 5 minutes so you can't actually learn a map or class, or you go play on community servers and get your shit stomped in by 1000+ hour vets. Its hopeless.

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>>720370612
Well, hydrogen IS pretty buoyant. Shame about how volatile it is, though.

>>720329048
I'd let her W my M1, if you can see where I'm drifting towards.

>>720370982
Finding a community server that doesn't have five billion mods on it as well is impossible, or at least it was last I tried.

>>720357879
>>720348712
What is the actual downside of the banana vs sandwich aside from your medic complaining? Like its not heavy's job to babysit and heal his team all the time anyway so why wouldnt you selfishly use the banana the same way sniper does with jarate, all for himself?

>>720329851
Meatgrinder maps where defense is highly favored are the most enjoyable, without any irony.

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>>720371284
A shame indeed, best keep your pyro on a taut hose otherwise they're headed on a one-way ticket to the straosphere. You read my mind, excellent pic, anon.

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Robo and latexphilia is cool and based.

>>720371823
Banana heals 200, Sandvich heals 400.
Being able to survive damage taken while eating can be meaningful, as can the ability to upgrade a small pack to a medium pack for a teammate.
They're both good, but strange banana still does not exist.

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>>720372242
Imagine a fempyro blimp rocketing upwards as her internal pressure skyrockets, starfishing her out...
>pic
That tank is wedged in there, no way that's coming out before bang

>>720366882
This, but I'm also a Pyro and it's my Pyro bud fattening me up until I'm bigger than him.

Me in all these images (the one getting smushed by fempyro)

>>720374338
Based

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>>720373159
Huge pyro blimp, nice.

Limbs sinking inwards, digits ballooning up and losing all dexterity, frantic waddling and muffled moans as the pressure rises, boots lifting off the ground as they expand in all the right places, doomed to overinflate and float off before going out with a bang.
Someone remade that earlier image in 3d as well.

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>>720329048
Based

>>720329851
if dustbowl came out today nobody would play it

>>720358534
better internet access but no international servers

>>720357781
>did you just misgender my deliberately androgynous character
>>720357879
kek

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>>720375390
Imagine lightly tapping your fingers across that gigantic hull
Zero give; only rigidity; maxed out

>>720329048
Where's the bulge?

>>720377257
She's tucking

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>>720375390
>>720377152
>>>/trash/

>>720378139
I need to draw more cute/expressive fempyro.

>>720378320
One of the appeals of masks is that they can't emote though.

>>720378139
/trash/ is for unironic animetrannies at this point. They ruined the dedicated board for furries and assorted weirdos.

>>720378502
I'm still grieving /weird/
There is no place for genuine freaks anymore

>>720378395
But some semblance of emotions could work.

>>720378320
i need to draw fempyro that lures in scout to feed them to the blight

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pyro mains

>>720378604
I need to draw/commission my fempyro fat as fuck after gorging on the enemy team

>>720378585
Yeah but that can be done through gestures and not by turning the mask into an actual face.

>>720378707
how the hell will you deal with them respawning and blowing you up?

>>720378796
A i r b l a s t

>>720378894
but what if soldier shoots you before then? you need to change loadout from the flesheater

>>720379015
Oh trust me, with the amount of compressed gas built up inside her, nothing's going to be able to get close
From her front and her back