Singers Welcome EditionLast Thread: >>721524161Tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szoluCoZmBg>What is this?An annual collaboration project where /v/ sings about video games for a full month, from September 15 through October 15. We're one week in!>How do I contribute?Write something and post it in thread! Or look in the thread or Spreadsheet for something to sing or edit. Album art is always welcome, too! And you can even make videos for the songs that are already made!>Song Spreadsheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1a_8lhM5GUz1GhUNhFfcyavaBWmuq_p54Ui-kGpFLKh0>Songs that are already donehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16rgydhRgtfhrkW3lQwLSyjuS5INyFnd5hVvWx31JW00>NEWFAQhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1QwgjGUjVfgURMBAQZbcuRdBH0GK50I3edg0bxetXeCg>Art Folderhttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1BMdlZw4jwzHt8im8m38Y1J-67kFloStc>Instrumental databasehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wMoG5tvsVvHD4J5J9SbDIJzXBqKq5Uu90-TWtsjSvIcContains 4000+ instrumentals made from original studio recordings and 74000+ karaoke tracks.If you need a song from the database, simply tag your post with [VINST] so we can easily find it>IRC (client currently dead)kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/#vmusical>proper mic techniquewww.youtube.com/watch?v=sr8c5sgkkvc>Web Player (probably won't be updated this year due to changes to how krakenfiles works)vthemusical.stfweb.lv>Latest videoswww.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAX8JHUJcFR2gh_WG3YJBITuO-tODVCcJ>Site with songs from previous years (RIP Bandcamp)https://the-voombox.xyz/https://vthemusical.neocities.org
I've got sheet permissions. Reply to this post with anything that needs fixing on the sheet.
Repeating for the second thread.If UVR anon sees this, requesting a better instrumental for this.https://youtu.be/FqtttbbYfSM?H0unris-pJzSk9CD [Embed]Also, if the Anon who sung his own version of Switches would post his raw vocals so a better mix can be made, it'd be much appreciated
>>721616164ANCHORReply to this post with only newly written songs/vocals/art/what-have-you.
>>721616338And people say there's no cabal. You're just a secret group now, at least we used to know the old members.
>>721616669The emails with access are public info, anon. Just click on the big Share button in the top right corner.
>>721616784Not to mention you can probably get in too if you provide an email to verify. there has to be people with sheet perms this year because it's the worst sheet fuckery we've ever had, the options are people keeping the sheet in order or no consistent access to usable sheets. it's no different than how things are locked so organizers can organize after the 15th.
>>721616669theres no secret cabal, its the same discord server that people have been invited to each year since 2022. anyone that wanted to be there was in there, and its just boring junk about the sheet and every once in a while a few people cope about making a song together then don't. I've lurked for years and it is frankly boring how little drama goes on.
>sing song normally>go absolute memelord with retarded amounts of exaggerated vibrato The Devil speaks and I hear
>>721617260do whatever is fun, if you're having fun it will shine through on the take
>>721616669Your mistake is thinking having the sheet permissions is having power. I'm just here to try and make sure the spreadsheet functions, and I'll be all too glad to disappear when we're done.
I think I'm all writefagged out. wrote all the ideas I built up from last year and can't think of any more. its up to you from here singfags.
>>721619008I think I'm all singfagged out. sung all the songs I know I won't fuck up and can't sing anymore. It's up to you editfags.
>>721619008>first week>all written outYou got at least two more weeks for a last minute writefag submission nigga
>>721610424backing demo: https://vocaroo.com/18WbJSLB8KKwindividual tracks: https://files.catbox.moe/b144aw.rar
We are going to need more people mixing songs so we can work through all the submitted vocals in time for the deadline, so I've prepared a resource of torrents for plugins you can use to help you get started with mixing your vocals and stuff later on, I pulled all of them from RuTracker: https://files.catbox.moe/ev15il.zipUse Qbittorrent to get the torrents to download. Torrents are basically download links, so just having the "torrent file" won't give you the plugins.For audio software, I recommend REAPER. It's not as easy as Audacity, but once you learn it you'll be able to do whatever you need: https://www.reaper.fm/download.phpRecommend looking up some guides for getting started with mixing, but worst case you can ask in the thread.We have a mixing template for it, included in the torrent ZIP.In case you have a powerful enough PC, this is what you can use to remove vocals from songs you've downloaded: https://github.com/Anjok07/ultimatevocalremovergui <--- USE THIS FOR INSTRUMENTALSIn case you need high quality files for songs you like, the best bet is to find them using Soulseek: https://www.slsknet.org/news/node/1And finally, in case your music only exists in the form of a Youtube video, here is YT-DLP. It's CLI, but it works well enough if you remember to use "yt-dlp -x ": https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlpYT-DLP has a few GUI implementations, such as TarTube: https://tartube.sourceforge.io/>>721616404I could check this later if no one else does.
>>721619812Thanks.>>721619770Guess this has to be added to the spreadsheet, and the song's back to general edits.Can't wait to hear the finished version.
>>721619165yeah but I already wrote good tracks on any topic that I had passion for. if anything I would just be cucking myself, I don't want to write some generic sneed shit and then have someone that was considering singing a song I cared about swap to singing the sneed filler instead. I wrote a fuckload this year anyway, 22 tracks by doing a couple every day consistently. >>721619770nice job on that brother, the track is gonna be sick when it's put together
>>721620024As a fellow writer, I agree on that notion.
>>721620024Impressive
>>721616164These threads are nostalgic
>>721620736doesn't hurt my feelings, already got singers signed up on a lot of them so I was doing something right. same story as every other year, I know a lot will end up as bangers and the few that don't get finished will have still been fun to write.
>>721620014got sheet priveleges so we're good>>721620876is there a magnum opus in there that everyones overlooking? just curious.
>>721616416Number Go UpOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJAcMxkjCTsInstrumental: https://krakenfiles.com/view/ViSq7DUfCY/file.htmlLyrics: https://rentry.co/hdrxztie
>>721620876I've got 10-ish myself.One's finished, one's waiting on editing, one has some takes but isn't edit-ready. One's got a singer in the sheet, two had someone mention they might sing them in the thread, so I'm holding out hope.
>>721616404The Civ 6 one that was posted in the notes section of the spreadsheet is pretty kino tbqh
>>721622113Yeah. I thought it might be a good substitute.
Wonder if I'll end up doing any duets this year, I did a few last year and they were really fun.
>>721621028I might as well rant during these dead hours because you got me thinking about it, excuse my overzealous autism.I wouldn't call anything specific my magnum opus this year, in general my standards are high for myself though. I'm the sort of autist that will spend half an hour staring at a single line if I'm not feeling good about it, and I'm not afraid to just drop a song if I am not happy with it. I always get a couple memey songs (cough, chicken jockey one) in there but other than that they all get focused on until I stop seeing spots I don't like. Doesn't mean the singers or other anons don't sometimes improve them, but I feel really proud about any non-shitpost tracks I post.Usually I wouldn't say anything gets overlooked. Some don't get done because they're just too hard to sing, but I'm blessed this year in that the track I most assumed would never get sung for this reason had someone say they put it on their list.Past that, "overlooked" usually means it's either incomprehensible or genius depending on if you "get" it. I have a few of those this year as well. Never mad if they don't get sung because I wrote them knowing I might be the only one that gets them.
Good morning anons! I love you. No drama faggotry in the thread today, kay?
>>721622916We need it to bump the thread, so it'll probably happen, but don't take any of it seriously. Like reading /b/ greentexts.
>>721616164https://www.karaoke-version.co.uk/instrumental-mp3/steven-universe/it-s-over-isn-t-it.htmlIs this ok for a cover, do you guys think? I think it might be a little bit faster than the original, but I can't find any other backing tracks
I was listening to songs from the finished tab, and got reminded of this. Not particularly relevant, but it'd be interesting to see someone parody it.https://youtu.be/JNjgzzmMYu8?yyYfFsqTXPSJ6NLn
Been writing lyrics for west end girls- pet shop boysSome lines i like, some feel a little contrived, what do you think?Sometimes you’re lurking the threadThere’s a game in your cart, the multiplayer’s deadYou think you’re mad, games unstableIt’s 30% off, hardly a saleOn a website, from a foreign landBetter price, But the games are all blandGoing down undergroundTo a torrent site that I just foundIn a content draught in a modern worldOverpriced games and shit steam salesIn a content draught in a modern worldOverpriced games and shit steam salesShit steam salesToo many shills and dissident voicesGenuine posters, too many choicesG, A, A, S, Which one is the best?Have you stole it? Did you pirate?If so, how often? Which do you chooseA slow or fast option?(How often do you seed?) In a content draught in a modern worldOverpriced games and shit steam salesIn a content draught in a modern worldOverpriced games and shit steam salesShit steam salesShit steam salesIn a content draught in a modern worldOverpriced games and shit steam salesIn a content draught in a modern worldOverpriced games and shit steam salesShit steam salesPirating blood and wine and hearts of stoneAnd walking sims just like gone homeGames have no futureLost to the pastGog galaxy and game passInstall every app, got every launcherFrom Ubisoft to Epic Game store(How many do you need?)In a content draught in a modern worldOverpriced games and shit steam salesIn a content draught in a modern worldOverpriced games and shit steam salesShit steam salesShit steam salesShit steam sales(It not even greed)Sales
>>721624162as long as the singer can sing over it. just be super clear that the instrumental might be faster, it sucks ass to practice the song and then the takes are unusable because they are not compatible with the instrumental.
>>721624417>It’s 30% off, hardly a sale>Have you stole it? Did you pirate?>Gog galaxy and game passInstall every app, got every launcherthese are the worst lines for me, the rest I think could be done and I like the lyrics. you could also try parodying the best pet shop boys songhttps://youtu.be/cNfV1dTTMLU?si=lqpHtm6jD-Lg67k1
>>721624417>some feel a little contrived, what do you think?let me check it out.>Sometimes you’re lurking the thread>There’s a game in your cart, the multiplayer’s deadOK right from the first two lines there's an issue with storytelling. What is "the thread" that never gets mentioned again in the song? Just replace this line with something else that leads into "your cart" properly.>It’s 30% off, hardly a saleSo, steam sale song? The chorus chants "shit steam sales" so that would make sense.>On a website, from a foreign land>Better price, But the games are all blandI can't tell if this is talking about Steam and using a really bad description, or if the singer was never at steam, or if the singer just left steam for a different site with a better price mid-verse.>Going down underground>To a torrent site that I just found... and now it's a song about pirating instead of buying.>In a content draught in a modern worldDoes gaming have a content drought? Is that detail relevant to the song? I'd connect it to the theme of the song, a line about greedy devs maybe.>Overpriced games and shit steam salesWhen the singer is pirating games it makes the complaints about steam sales whiny imo. pirates don't need to worry about prices.>Genuine posters, too many choicesNot sure on the intent of saying "genuine posters" here. are they the ones with too many choices? >G, A, A, S, Which one is the best?Seems irrelevant to the topic of overpriced games, especially with GAAS often being free and the song immediately going back to talking about piracy the next line.>Have you stole it? Did you pirate?ESL-line. Either "Did you steal it" or "have you stolen it" or such.Overall the song seems very stretched thin. Too many lines randomly bringing up off topic details. Bounces between piracy and being mad about prices without any lines to add context like the singer wishing to support the industry to explain why they care about prices they don't pay.
>>721626589Good feedback
should we just delete Sneed's Got Seed and Feed off the sheet? nobody gives a shit about sneed memes in 2025, it's not vidya
>>721628231Insert dramatic angry response to bump thread here.
>>721628380Insert insistence that I was serious and you are retarded for disagreeing and its not that we need posts to avoid 404
>>721628482Insert reference to a singfag that has nothing to do with what was discussed to get another person involved.
>>721616338I rewrote Queen for a Day, can you update it on the sheet? This is the new rentry with reworked lyrics and some noteshttps://rentry.co/zektqgze
>>721628380Insert autistic whining about your response, assumptions about your political views because you disagreed with me, assertions at your identity as that one singer from back in year v that no people hated, a threat to unsing your songs, my latest spite song, a strawpoll mocking you and my phone number (call me) to bump thread here
>>721628231Yes
>>721628231You know what else nobody gives a fuck about anymore?The Druid. All Druid albums are now banned.
>>721629232Emotional response vehemently defending the song
okay but is ANY of the drama not just manufactured bullshit or is this just astronaut meme time?
>>721629495The way I see it, there are people who genuinely care about songs being allowed/not being allowed (the so called 'Guardians', you know it when you them/one guy), but a lot of it is indeed this kind of posting just not as blatant.
>>721629495rarely small chunks of the drama start real, but inevitably any drama that goes beyond a few posts back and forth will attract the bad actors that will take advantage and troll the discussion. especially during times when the thread is slow some people are hanging out here waiting for people to drop new content and they feel like they might as well shit where they eat.
I guess it's a good time to mention I improved the lyrics of Sneed's Got Seed and FeedMitski - My Love Mine All MineSneed's Got Seed And FeedOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy9LTRu89FAInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4HINKf2yOELyrics: https://rentry.co/gedqytm8Chuck, he owned this storeThis whole land was his beforeNow he's gone as you can seeLeft this here store to meChuck, I wish you could tellWhat did you used to sell?Did the sign rhyme in those days tooWhen it all belonged to you?'Cause my store sells seed and feedI am sne- sne- SneedFormerly Chuck's store as you can seeNow my store: Sneed's got seed and feedJust what could rhyme with ChuckCould he have sold fuck and suck?Well, that would rhyme but it is oddWhy do I now sell starts and sod'Cause my store sells seed and feedI am sne- sne- SneedFormerly Chuck's store as you can seeNow my store: Sneed's got seed and feedFormerly Chuck's store it used to beNow my store: Sneed's got seed and feed
>>721616164i always wanted to learn how to sign but i didnt because it was gayis it worth paying for lessons?
>>721630081you can get well above /v/tm level off youtube video lessons alone desu. paid lessons are great if you plan on doing live performances or trying to make money off of it or even just have money to burn and want to get your hobby to the next level. but I would start with youtube videos on the basic tips and tricks and lots of practice, practice is how you get better more than anything else.
>>721630242>of it or even just have money to burnthis pretty muchi already have 2 hobbies cooking and drawing and im looking for private lessons because i have been a lazy ass and havent picked up a pencil in a year, i dont need cooking lessonsi did theater a couple years ago and they did make us sing and all the dumb things they told me kid of worked
>>721629470yeah but what about
>>721630576yeah the dumb things they tell you are probably the same ones youtube videos labelled "TOP TEN TRICKS TO SING" will say
>>721630767SHUT UP NIGGER
>>721630767I video game bro
I need help with writing a song since i am an ESL and can't choose right words in some bars. Can i send song text here?
>>721633441send it.
>>721633441yeah, there's no better place than the thread for it. no guarantee it'll work out but people will take a look.
>>721633441Yes, absolutely. Who's gonna stop you anyway?
>>721630081>is it worth paying for lessons?Well, what are you gonna do with your singing?Is it only for the musical, or do you wanna do other stuff with it?It's gonna be worth it if you wanna learn how to sing either to make money out of it (either singing live, or making YouTube videos) I mean quite literally cause you'd be making the money back, or if you just wanna learn because its something you're passionate about, that's also valid.But if you only wanna learn because /v/TM, then I'd say it's not worth it, you can learn basic stuff and get away with average singing with editing here. And if you're not passionate about it, it's gonna be even harder to learn.It obviously also depends on the teacher but 95% of the time, it's gonna be a good one and it will be worth it. You're gonna learn so much more stuff than what a YouTube video can teach you. And it's just like working out, if you do an exercise wrong, you're not gonna get any actual gains, and that's why you need a trainer to help you irl, who can check and make sure you're doing an exercise correctly. Same logic applies to singing and vocal coaches, they can see/hear what mistakes you are making specifically and help you train your voice in a much more specific way cathered to your needs.
>>721633441Either here or Rentry if you don't want to post a wall of text
>>721616669>You're just a secret group nowNigga thats an Alita reaction pic, that's Editfag you newfag.
>tfw take another look at my written lyrics from a week ago and suddenly I'm finding easy ways to improve them here and there>nobody sang those ones yet so it's not too latefeels good
sing pop (we wrote it)
>>721634549literally me but I already forgot my rentry edit codeHope rentry doesn't mind me sending versions into the ether
>>721633535>>721633560>>721633583>>721633758https://rentry.co/w4muxdt8Here it is, i've marked some of the bars with my thoughts.
>>721634836Can't you jsut copy paste it into a new one and edit it in the sheet?
>>721635843First he has to kneel before sheet guardians.
Improved the word choice on my Illegal parody in a few places. it already flowed really well but I swapped some words like "really" for ones that should fit better for those specific lines, things like that.PinkPantheress - IllegalVRChatOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcV3RByF7tQInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1FX5yeXYKMLyrics: https://rentry.co/oznmmxcsI'm oh so sick of these games so full of combatI love to join your world wherever you're atHey, ooh, let's play VRChatHey, ooh, hop on VRChatI'm sick of accusations that I'm a fakerCute avatar, let me clone it, who's the makerHey, ooh, I'll wear it too nowHey, ooh, you're so kind, what should we do now (meow)Come on anon, let's go to a private worldWho really cares, if I'm truly not a girlLet's have some fun, alone in our private worldWho really cares, I can still make your head swirlWell that was fun, we should meet same time tomorrowHey here's a cat girl skin that you should borrowI like the fact that we just hang out to coomI'm sorta like a bride, you're who I groomCome on anon, let's go to a private worldWho really cares, if I'm truly not a girlLet's have some fun, alone in our private worldWho really cares, I can still make your head swirlCome on anon, let's go- (to a private world)And now you're in our private worldLet's have some fun, alone in our private worldWho really cares, I can still make your head swirlI'm oh so sick of these games so full of combatI love to join your world wherever you're atWho really needs other games, we play the two of usWe only need VRChat to fuel our lustHey, ooh, let's play VRChatHey, ooh, hop on VRChatMeow
>>721635298can you tell me the subject of the song? what are you trying to write about?
>>721637181Not him but ULTRAKILL
Is the programming socks meme /v/ relevant? Doing a silly song about game dev.
>>721637582for a line? maybe, but I would only really use it if you actually have a way to make it funny beyond implying someone is trans as it's own joke. the punchline of "haha trannies exist" is already not that funny to most people and will only continue to age poorly as time goes on.
>>721637582It is relevant and very funny since trannoids are a pest, gonna be hard to extend gamer/programmer socks to a whole song tho
>>721637946don't look into who makes all of your favorite software, games, and websites
>>721638018or songs here
vtm is getting soft
where are all the songs about being better men, that's like the only amusing threads going on right now other than MY threads
>>721638202/v/tm was soft from day 1, group passion projects where every person hates every other person don't last long.too many people drank the koolaid on thinking that a veneer of hatred is the same as hatred that runs deep. same for janny songs, we rag on them but the site doesn't exist without people filling that role.
>>721638490a forced meme by 1 person that isn't even funny doesn't always need a song just because they are forcing it during the musical season.
>>721638528Jannies are annoying because they have to be the stop being fun guys, but when the Jannies don't do anything the board isn't just those kino jokes it's literal CP and le haha bullshit.
>>721638723no good deed goes unpunished
>really want to sing a song but it's already claimed
>>721639113That's what DEATH BATTLEs are for.
>>721639113just sing it. every year song "claimed" songs go unsung or rushed last second because of things like that. at worst it's a death battle for a song that probably deserves one if it's that appealing.or better yet sing my songs, they're the ones under anon.
I agree with >>721638490 , better men threads are the rare occasion of something funny being found on /v/.>>721639113Song name? The author is anon?
>>721639113just do it anyway if you really really wanna
>>721635298Wish I knew more about ULTRAKILL to help
*ahem*please sing the songs you requested or give feedback as to why notthank you for your time
by the way, someone was bitching at me about claiming too many songs or whatever at the beginning, I assumed it was trolling, but if someone else sings the song, is it "valid" to drop the song if I don't think I have time to do it justice?
>>721616404https://krakenfiles.com/view/UwNnpBRaVM/file.html
>>721639993between you and the writer. time is short, i'm sure anyone'll understand. there's still plenty of time so not like you held up a slot for too long.
>>721639993>by the way, someone was bitching at me about claiming too many songs or whatever at the beginning, I assumed it was trollingI mean this thread is the perfect example of it. anons like >>721639113 aren't singing the songs you claimed because you went out of your way to claim them and they don't want to step on your toes.>but if someone else sings the song, is it "valid" to drop the song if I don't think I have time to do it justice?why the hell are you claiming songs you don't think you can do justice? but if you think the person that sang it did better than you could, yeah might as well drop it if you don't actually want to sing it anymore.next time take people's advice in good faith and just don't mark the songs until you're sure you're going to follow through.
>>721639993Yeah I think it's fine. Honestly I'd rather people only claim songs when they know for sure they can record them. Not that everyone should do it, but there's one anon that even puts a schedule down, that's pretty helpful if you're going to claim lots of them. Otherwise, I'd say claim like two, and commit to finishing them before claiming others.
for the record, the singer line is on the unfinished sheet so we can copy it to the editing/finished sheet easily without needing to check with the thread and figure out who to give credit to after the fact. the singer line gets used this way a lot, but it's not there as a way to say "maybe I'll consider this later", it's there to denote that the song has a singer and give credit to that person on the final music file.
Is buying a mic a must? I only have my gamer headset and my phone.
This mentality of "all criticism of my actions must be trolling" is fascinating.
>>721640278>I mean this thread is the perfect example of it. anons like >>721639113 aren't singing the songs you claimed because you went out of your way to claim them and they don't want to step on your toes.Are they songs *I* claimed? Because the only songs i've claimed that I haven't delivered on are are "DELTARUNE TOMORROW, Switches, Today is the day I live." I think your ire might be on the wrong target here.>why the hell are you claiming songs you don't think you can do justice?I see a song, get inspired, mark that i'm interested, and I will see it through unless someone else is covering it. If however, someone else does the song, and I think they've done it better, dropping the song to save time for the stuff I do think I can do just seems like common sense, no?>>721640991I hate this shit too, but it's how its been for years.
>>721640652Okay, yeah, that's where i've been confused, I thought the "singer" line was an expression of interest, not a "I am taking responsibility" on a trello board kind of thing.
>>721640975it's not but it would certainly help your recordings sound better, there's only so much that you can do with audio editing
>>721641182TBF, that's what I thought too as a writefag. I never thought it meant the singfag was committing to the song, just that someone is interested in what I wrote and I might have a delivery if I'm lucky.
>>721640975I record on a laptop mic. People can tell the audio isn't great but the important thing is to have fun and to do what you actually can. For me it helps a lot to put a blanket over myself and the laptop when recording to stop the echos.
>>721629805definitely gonna record a take of this
>>721641057your trophy, sir.
>>721641728damnit.
>>721641182i'll express interest in the threads, putting my namefag in the sheet only when i've something to show for it. could be a testrun so i know it can be done, could be a secretly finished recording i just wanna tinker with some more. basically a filled out name field means keep scrolling singfags.
>>721641978I'll take this on faith and do so in the future.
>come home>too tried from work to think of lyrics to writeMaybe I should just come up with an industry album to draw
>>721641057>Are they songs *I* claimed?Probably. For every anon posting "dang someone claimed this so I won't sing it" there's 10 that won't mention it but will change what they work on based on what is claimed. Last year K had to rush out a meh take on Six Ninety Nine last minute because someone marked it on the sheet and it wasn't until like the last day that she said "fuck I wish I sang this earlier, I didn't because it was marked". >I see a song, get inspired, mark that i'm interestedThat's exactly what the problem is. At least for solo songs, the singer line isn't for marking interest, it's for marking that you're the singer. Just copy the rentry link of the songs you're interested in so you can check them out later, good writefags always include the links to the original and instrumentals within the rentry specifically for you. Then mark them when you're actually sure you're going to give a take.>If however, someone else does the song, and I think they've done it better, dropping the song to save time for the stuff I do think I can do just seems like common sense, no?If you're using the sheet wrong, yeah it makes sense. If you just didn't mark it you wouldn't need to be asking this, you would just drop the song silently from your internal list and not have to think about if it's a betrayal to go back on your claim.Consider this: the only singfag still around from year 1 doesn't mark songs on the sheet. There can be more than 1 valid way to do something but if the way you're doing it leads to situations like this, you did it wrong.In the end you obviously already made a mistake, but at this point you might as well cut the losses on it and not waste your own time. Drop the ones someone else sang better if you want. Then unmark every song you marked that you're not actually 100% sure you're going to give a take for, and remark them once you become sure.
>>721642547I will take this advice, the only song I was even considering doing this for was the Phill Collins one, since it got someone else. Definitely doing Switches and Deltarune Tomorrow.
>>721641608Hell yeah!
>>721642416a lot of singfags do that desu. as a writefag, most of the time when my songs are sung, I don't realize it in the sheet but in the thread when a demo or take is posted.
>>721642737considered the Ramones song myself but for once there's plenty of punkrock to go around so i'm just glad to know someone has it lined up.
>>721639993>I assumed it was trollingto be fair claiming songs when you know you might not do them all is a shit move and not helpful. if they get done then you have nothing to worry aboutjust remember, on the other side of every lyric there's a dewy eyed little writefag wishing for a chance at fulfillment. don't leave the poor lads unfulfilled after giving them hope
>>721642517>replace the skull with Peter Molyneux>turn the hand into Black & White evil hand
>>721635298Here you go, anon. I tried:[VERSE]The world I knew has been ripped apartGod's tenets still fill our heartsI don't have a directionThought if I was swift, I'd breach it farBut I'm still at the startThere are no options, my time is running out nowFuck, God's light has eroded and my soul is a shellGive your arm and die in dreadTake my shotgun, eat the leadblood is fuel, hell is fulli will rip it down to root[CHORUS]I need bloodI need to trudge through the mudNeed the clinking of coinI need P-rank, no checkpointsI need bloodI need to trudge through the mudNeed the clinking of coinI need P-rank, no checkpointsI need P-rank, no checkpoints[VERSE]Met back up with the Fallen KingWept his false tears in his demon dreamI don't lash out at God's willI'm only smashing skulls and doing stuntsSo I can survive enough to stay on taskAntennas, to the heavens that go highGoing through Hell's layers, these machines don't want to dieTake the skull and place it inNuke a core for all these gibsBurning world, it's a startSeven sins let us depart
>>721643167I won't let their dreams be dreams.>>721643049You should definitely try and deathbattle me. I'm going to do my best but if all I deliver is crap I'm not going to deliver crap. that's how Controller got made.
>>721642547just speaking for myself but the main reason for not """"claiming"""" songs before i'm sure is just to avoid turning it into an obligation. sometimes i run out of steam or a song doesn't work out like i'd hoped and this way noone will ever know i failed to deliver.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKmL4cjFQkM>RILE HIM UP >HEEEEE'S TAKING BAIT HEEEEEE'S BITTEN HARD, HE'S AN ANON>THAT'S HAVING A GRAND OLD MELTDOWNLyrics popped into my head but I wonder where to take it nextAnyone want some prog on the musical?
>>721643348[VERSE_1]The world I knew has been ripped apartGod's tenets still fill our heartsI don't have a directionThought if I was swift, I'd breach it farBut I'm still at the startThere are no options, time is chopped away to bits /*'options' rhymes with 'chopped' so that's why it had to be changed*/Fuck, God's light has eroded and we're drenched in sinGive your arm and die in dreadTake my shotgun, eat the leadblood is fuel, hell is fullI will rip it down to roothere this is somewhat better, but it's challenging because of the words she uses to place emphasis on. plus I don't know a damn thing about ultrakill so forgive me for not being able to reference anything specific. I watched a lore video and glanced at the wiki, what more could I have done?
>>721643647>I'm going to do my best but if all I deliver is crap I'm not going to deliver crap.Nobody gives Coolguyanon shit because when he marks a lot of songs because we know the tracks are in good hands. Saying things like this makes it sound reasonable that people question if you should be marking things in advance at all.
>>721619770epically epic brother. syncing up now.
>>721645079anon this is my anxiety talking I am going to complete those songs.
>>721639993How do you mfes take so long to record a song, most of you don’t even do backing vocals/harmonies, it really can’t take more than an hour at most.However, for people who do record backing vocals/harmonies (and I mean actual backing vocals, not just a different take singing the verse the same way), my hats off.
>>721645434looking forward to hearing the tracks then.
>>721645464That's how long it actually takes, the rest of the time is hyping myself up to sing something other people are going to hear.
>>721645464I asked this earlier in a diff thread, but some anons just take way longer to record due to having a bunch of shit to do in their lives and wanting the take to be perfect. As long as they deliver, I don't really mind. My song has been marked for a bit over a week now, but I also don't want to sound impatient and press mention it in the thread. I'm sure they'll deliver soon enough.
>>721645464NTA but it depends on the song but if I'm picky on takes I usually take like 3 hours to fully record something, especially if the lines are tricky and need fixing. It's a lot of thinking that's like "Yeah I've enough time, this could be better"Add 50%+ to that if I need to sing it with compression or in a high register because it's easy to fuck up if you aren't locked into that type of singing from the beginningThen sometimes the recording session has to take a break for a day because someone comes home.
>>721645464nta but in my experience there's 2 big limiting factors:1. you actually need everything to line up. if other people are in the house you might not be able to scream nigger into the mic. if you have neighbors and thin apartment walls you might need to wait until they're at work but you are not. sometimes the actual time where it's possible to record is under an hour per day.2. if I go all out on a track it can fuck my throat up. probably mostly due to me not doing some things "right", but that's why I'm here and not broadway. if 5 takes in I can't do another for the rest of the night, it's gonna have to wait until the next day if I'm not happy with it yet.
>>721645839for me its1. Can I do this and get through feeling retarded while I learn a song and my voice isn't doing what I want it to. That's not a problem on "Switches" because I'm doing a meme track sounding like Toad, but DELTARUNE tomorrow requires me to sing in a way I haven't done before.2. match timings which has always been the one thing that's held back my singing the most.
>>721645696if it's marked, especially by a named anon that actually marks things on the sheet and isn't known as a flake, be patient yeah. there's like 15 finished tracks on the sheet and several are short shitposts. we're gonna have like 150 finished tracks in the end again or some shit, and half of them will come in the last couple days. we're here for a month and there's no prize for getting a track done week 1 instead of 5 minutes before the deadline.
>>7216457543 hours is insane if you’re only doing main vocals recording.If that includes backing/harmonies and even editing (you mentioned compression?), that makes more sense.
btw is the regular streamanon back this year? last year we had to do the substitute situation.
>>721646151well i guess but I'm also really particular about timings not being offAnd I might also get too carried away caring about the mix in the middle of making the vocals
a good day to all the anons! lets have another fun one! may your day be lucky lucky!
>>721646081Yeah I figured. I'm waiting patiently.
>>721646808Matinkanenjoyer anon, glad to see you around again. Did you write any new songs?
One must imagine Sisyphus happy.I’m not writing any more songs unless I finish this
>>721647001I had recently! And one has a singer listed! Fortuitous event! I hope you also have been doing well.
>>721647145you can rhyme insanity and mom's spagetti
>>721647912Oh, which song? If i may ask.
how many fucking CHICKEN JOCKEY songs are you going to write? huh??
>>721645079I'm extremely self-conscious about this kind of shit so thank you for the praise. I don't mark songs until I know I can handle them. I originally wasn't going to do the Bill Withers song but I kept listening to it and realized I can take it. I want to see as much shit as possible get finished so I hold myself to my commitments seriously.
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>>721648219Oldest Xbox Known To Man! It's an old meme and an old song, but it must still check out. Good luck to the singer as well if they end up getting it to work!
>all singfags are self consciousI mean, no wonder considering the trolling that happens.
>>721646808https://youtu.be/q53isJBfGe4
>>721648409It's one of the biggest memes in gaming of the year and it'll only be relevant this single year. The Chicken Jockey songs seem to mostly be little shitpost songs anyway, you're not getting 7 minute long Prince tracks about it.
>>721648959i am self-conscious but at the same time i'm not too hung up on people shitting on me kek
>>721648934Oh nice, I'm excited to hear it! I've only written 3 songs so far, I'm not that creative.
>>721648602You've been doing good shit here for years, and I don't think I've ever seen anyone let down by you or even grumble about wanting a different singer on one of those tracks. Be proud of it for sure.
>>721649290fwiw after year 9 I never sent out crap, I'm just trying to give the editors something easier to work with (read, what other people do easily) as a challenge.
>>721649205I'm sure it will work out for you too! Just have fun over all.>>721648602>I originally wasn't going to do the Bill Withers song but I kept listening to it and realized I can take it.Whoa, lucky timing, that must be my lyrics. I'll be happy no matter what on it to see it tried, if there are lyrics you think could work better don't stop yourself on tweaking them or posting here for tweaks to get it to go smoother!
>>721649562>I'm sure it will work out for you too!Thank you! I gotta get back to work, but I can't wait to listen to your stuff when it's done. Good luck!
>>721649562I don't think any of the lyrics need adjustment. I ran through it a couple of times and nothing sticks out. The only thing of note is that I'll record the verses separately from the "no Uno" part just because it's hard to get all of that in one take.
>>721648959I don't care about the trolling, I know I'm a bad singer, even my friends told me that when I was in bands, I am just a little concerned with the extreme autism and potential doxxing
>>721649031That shoulda been the radio edit
>>721650107Glad to hear it! And yeah the "no uno" part is a beast, if anything getting just that section in 1 take is huge, I'd have expected someone to stitch it together from a few takes. I know there's no shot I wouldn't flub at least 1 of the Unos 9/10 tries and I'm a longtime fan of that song.
>>721650426live and learn
>>721650385fwiw, i've never felt that until this year. The blatant sheet autism and my defense of it makes me more concerned than normal.
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>>721650385All my shit is submitted anonymously, even the metadata of my vocal takes is blank. Even if someone wanted to doxx me, unless they personally know me, they can't really do shit.
Working on king of hyrule cap'n, this was the first continuous take https://krakenfiles.com/view/zx6z7WxxjD/file.htmlDo you want me to match your demo word for word or try to go for a more consistent tempo? (save for the end ofc)
>>721616164>feels like I just listened to the original one yesterday>13 years ago
>>721654383sometimes I think "yeah what about that one parody I wrote last year" only to look it up and realize it is 5 or 6 years old. time flies.
>>721654383I had no idea what "/v/ the musical" actually came from 13 years ago, I thought it was just people speaking "for /v/", not this organized project. I remember looking forward to the year 2 drops then sort of lost interest until year 8 where I wrote my first songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUomvXnicfE
>>721655063(the year 2 animation videos when we did that a lot more, I mean)
>magatards have been here for almost a decade>that's half of 4chan's entire life>stormfags were here even before they weregamergate didn't really accomplish much tbdesu.
>>721619770>>721645167still working. may not be ready till tonight (EST). is shaping up niice.
>>721655178GG only matters today because the left won't keep bringing it up. It didn't matter to us but it terrified the journos lmao.
>>721655247*doesn't matter to us today, i mean.
>>721655247brother most people on "the left" don't know what it is, they don't care. what bubble are you in where videogames are even on the political radar for the average person?
>>721655427i'm not talking about the sane left my guy.
>>721655482so it sounds like it's not "the left" bringing it up, just some radical boogeyman in your head that you call "the left"
SO PLEASE BE BRAVE MY LITTLE SISTER DEARFOR I WILL SAVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>721655645I mean, they're real people, I'm not just making them up for a cheap troll, but I'm not sure you're genuine either.
>>721655718I'm not saying their aren't schizos, just pointing out that going "the left won't keep bringing it up" when what you mean is "I hyper-fixate on a few loud schizos instead of ignoring them and then assign their insanity to half the population" isn't genuine.
We should get Trump to tweet about GG
To singfags, do you usually have an order you record songs in? For example, if you put your name down for a song start recording for it, and then put your name down in another one, do you finish the one you were going for first? Or are there times your interest shifts and you end up finishing the second one first?
>>721656163you don't have to be that autistic bro, just sing whatever you want. sing what's most interesting to you. if you sign up for something but it's not your cup of tea, I'd be angrier if you half assed it than if you just refrained from covering it at all.if you like every song you've signed up for, then pick the one that's most fun for you, or the one that'll be easiest to complete, so you can move on to the next one sooner than later.
>>721656163Nah, that sounds needlessly annoying. There's no prize for earliest songs sung and they all end up on the same albums playing on the same stream in the same day, then on the same youtube channel in an order separate from singing order. If you're stressing out over your written claimed songs not being sung ASAP, relax and go do something else for a while. I sing what I feel like singing out of my claimed stuff as I feel like it. The mood for a little pop song and a complex metal song are not the same. Not even just mood, if a song is complex (harmonies, lots of fast lyrics, whatever) then I will put off recording for it to practice it and learn it better before even truly attempting it. So if I pick up your fancy complex song day 1 it's probably not getting sung for 2 or 3 weeks even if I can rush out a little meme song the same day it's written 5 times before then.
>>721655849Yeah, when I say "the left" i'm not referring to the entire left, but saying what you said doesn't really fit in a normal conversation.
>>721616416Art for the Rhythm Heaven Song
>>721652667I don't know a lot about music, generally, so the best advice I can give is just to try and follow the Corsairs. For example, the second part of each verse is a high part. "After I snuck around my green butt it did pound" is "An elegant craft she was rigged fore and aft." And frankly I think singing that part triumphantly is just kind of FUNNY.I might actually change the lyrics a bit. I tried to count syllables, but I may have made a mistake here or there. And "To fight a demon most cruel" doesn't really flow right.
>>721658389Why does only one of her boobs have a shadow
I just remembered I started writing two songs years ago, but thought they were shit, lost interest, and gave up. Well, really, I wrote one song and the other one I never got past the initial concept. It was a song about Bike Cuck set to "Bicycle" by Queen, but I never got past the "I want to cuck my bicycle/I want to cuck my bike."
>>721616416I like this song, it's short, and I'm not sure if we've ever even covered this topic but it's probably relatable for quite a few of us.Claim FreeOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asOvnGHwtDUInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbz1mGBUU0ELyrics: https://rentry.co/kuihigboI'm gonna claim freeI'm gonna claim freeI'm gonna claim freeGames on Epic StoreI never play seeI never play seeI never play seeBut does anyone? (claim 'em, claim 'em, claim 'em)I'll take that shovelware ya (claim 'em, claim 'em, claim 'em)Won't spend even a quarter (claim 'em, claim 'em, claim 'em)Call me a gaming hoarder (claim 'em, claim 'em, claim 'em)Just take my purchase orderTake (take) them (them) all (all)Got no time to pick and chooseI (I) don't (don't) play (play) one (one)(claim 'em, claim 'em, claim 'em)(claim 'em, claim 'em, claim 'em)(claim 'em, claim 'em, claim 'em)(claim 'em, claim 'em, claim 'em)When it's download timeI will just declineExitI'm gonna claim freeI'm gonna claim freeI'm gonna claim freeGames on Epic StoreI never play seeI never play seeI never play seeBut does anyone? (claim 'em, claim 'em, claim 'em)I'll take that shovelware ya (claim 'em, claim 'em, claim 'em)Won't spend even a quarter (claim 'em, claim 'em, claim 'em)Call me a gaming hoarder (claim 'em, claim 'em, claim 'em)Just take my purchase order
>>721658538because.. im a idiot and sucking at shadinglemme fix that real quick
>>721658419Aight, lmk when you think the lyrics are done
>>721656163I sign up for them in batches of three or four at most and deal with them over the course of a week. The easier ones can be knocked out on weekday nights but I devote Saturday afternoons to the hard ones. However, as more songs I want to do come up, I try dealing with the current queue during the week to allocate more Saturday space.
>>721616416>>721658389>>721658538fixed it
>>721659739it's quite nice, good job!
>>721656331>>721656718>>721658389Thanks for clarifying. I'm also a singfag. Was wondering if there was an unwritten rule or I could do them any order.
>>721659967the only rule concerning singing is that you need to sing my songs, they're the ones with anon in the writer's field
>>721659960thanks, i had a lot of fun working on this one
>>721656718>There's no prize for earliest songs sungWhile that is true, you also shouldn't be postponing singing songs and getting all of them done at the end of the month, because editfags need time to edit too.We don't even have resident Editfag to edit 100 songs like he has done in the past before, he said he was busy this year.So you either also need to edit your own songs or post vocals as soon as possible so people can edit them.
>>721656163i've got like 30 songs i could potentially do saved on the laptop i use for recording - lyrics, instrumentals and originals for reference. then i'll see how ambitious i'm feeling with the time at hand, might keep working on a demanding number or maybe pick something new and easy for the night like i just did. once i can tell that yeah i'm finishing this one i'll consider making a "claim" in the sheet but not if it's looking like it'll be a while before i can deliver.
>>721660483K? The cocaine really allows you to do a song a day?
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>>721660594This is fine if you're submiting a fully edited song, even with basic editing.Submiting raw vocals on the last day is a retarded move. We don't have many editfags anymore.
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>>721660578you should know it's not K because she doesn't deliver almost anything until the final 3 days due to brain worms. she consumes the cocaine to do 30 days of work in 3 days.
>>721661095day 27 themesong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjnUc95Mjyg
>>721645464professionals can sing consistently at nearly any time, because they practice practice practice and it's their job. I have to wait until mercury is in retrograde and the tides are at maximum vibe and the air smells like a dream I had 7 thursdays ago
>>721616416Horny Horny dragged me back into this cesspool so here's a quick demo. Will probably clean it up and make a better version this weekend. I also changed the lyrics a bit so I'll post them here.https://vocaroo.com/1jxdqTApOMHjhttps://rentry.org/t3hoypow
>>721661672kino, glad to have you back. the allure of pornography brings us all together. I like it already, it's gonna make a great final track.
So, i have some for you >>7216164161) https://krakenfiles.com/view/zXjtiWdBAx/file.html 3rd take on WiiFit, changed last verse to sound more energetic2)https://krakenfiles.com/view/1aKIxnLoLV/file.html MetaRefantazio raw voice, don't hesitate to DB me3)I really liked El Juego and tried to make a PoC demo, just to show you, anons, the fun potential of that one. Just a fun take, i'm not taking the female voicelines, but i'll be glad to sing in a choir in future.https://krakenfiles.com/view/vU8kASVdIS/file.html
>>721656163>go through the list>pick a few songs (3 currently)>make an audacity project for each with the instrumental>switch practicing between them when I get stuck on onekeeps things fresh for me, I think if I was strict about finishing one before moving to another I'd get too frustrated. whichever one gets finished first is basically based on moodbut sometimes independent of that, a new song gets posted that I'm super ready for and can jump into right away. maybe give group songs a bit of priority, but otherwise your workflow just has to work for you. no stress
>>721661929>El JuegoYou are really loud compared to everything else, music and the other voice
>>721661868Thank you anon, was really enjoying this one, just want to improve the mixing + backing vocals and some stumbly bits during the final rant
>>721660712yeah memes aside, if you're a singer do try to get some stuff done in this early part of the month instead of procrastinating. it is inevitable we have too many procrastinators and inevitable that all of the songs not edited yet suffer because they will need to be given rushed edits as fast as we can churn them out. if you're saying "meh I have weeks I'll just do some later" today and then submit 5 things in the last 3 days, that's 5 things that are not only going to get sloppy edits but worsen the edits of dozens of other songs as well. this week I have time to do some fun editing stuff like add fun sfx in downtime on songs so they shine, and a track can get a good amount of polish if I think it's worth it. anything submitted past 2 weeks from now isn't gonna be able to get any of that.
found and old camera's tripod so now I have a mic stand baby
>>721661672Holy shit
GAME LIKE MEGIRL LIKE MEBlack Eyed Peas + ShakiraOriginal - https://youtu.be/vMLk_T0PPbkInstrumental - https://youtu.be/irLu7IZW6IwNow with an explicit guide to pronounce every Spanish word in the song: https://rentry.co/gamelikemeguideYou don't have to speak Spanish to sing this. Butchering Spanish would have its own funny. If a line trips you up, TELL ME so I can fix it for you.
so we can shill songs we've already posted to the thread as long as we don't reply to the anchor, right?
>>721662161Eh, looks like i've messed with volume. Lowered volume https://krakenfiles.com/view/RjvERx6ZRH/file.html
>>721662814LEVEL UP>>721663082yeah, it's very acceptable at this point in the musical. some pro tips (not rules):1. most successful shilling will be in dead hours, when the bumps are far apart, so your post is gonna be seen by more people and they might be sitting there 10+ minutes with your post being one of the newest ones instead of it being off the screen in 2 minutes.2. make sure you're checking the sheet immediately before and shilling things that actually need to be shilled, aka not stuff with a singer already on the sheet3. you gotta balance getting noticed vs being annoying. if you spam the shit out of a song it can swing someone from wanting to sing it to just wanting to not hear about the song again. 4. if you're gonna put effort into shilling, put effort into making sure it's worth singing. Turn on the original song and sing along with your lyrics from start to finish to make sure it flows right, has rhymes/syllables right, and even if it was already perfect you can still find spots where suddenly you go "oh I can improve this line!". Not only is this good at making the song better, but if your shill post can say "I improved this song since last time you saw it, take a look" it feels less like a filler post and also might get someone to want to put in effort to match your continuous efforts. 5. consider if it's actually gonna be helped by shilling. if you got a song that needs 10 roles and 0 are filled, shilling it a 5th time is unlikely to help. if your song needs a specific type of anon, like maybe you really want your rap song to get a deep bass voice, are there even anons here that could sing it? we're short on shrill mini femanons as well sadly.
BY JOVE ANON, IT'S THE SECOND WEEK OF THE MUSICAL, WHAT ARE YOU WORKAN ON? WRITAN?SINGAN?EDITAN?ARTAN?VIDEOFAGGAN FOR SONGS BOTH OLD AND NEW? LATE TO THE THREAD DUE TO YE OLDEN WAGIE TIME, BUT MY BELIEF IN YOU HAS NEVER BEEN STRONGER, KEEP IT UP EVERYONE. >>721663082Yeah, I just call it re-shilling myself. Just don't do it every single thread or people might find it annoying. I personally make it a habit of waiting at least 2 threads per re-shill, but I also usually wait until the third week. But you do you, that's just my way of doing it.
>>721664312Got my line-up of things to record on Saturday, still waiting for that Tatsuro Yamashita parody.
>>721664312I'm all writan'd out, all my ideas saved up over the year were fulfilled. looking forward to seeing what gets sung and maybe doing some light photoshop artan for my tracks that do get sung. it's been a fun year so far and the songs I see on the sheet look real sweet.
>>721616416>>721664312I just got done rerecording gaston for The Player and the Pure.Man that new mic was all the differenceRaw male vocals, I didnt even denoise it https://krakenfiles.com/view/WkSUWuVW9r/file.htmlI was really close to being able to do it in one take, I blame my ESLness
>>721658846okay, that should do it
not using the same template also helps with shilling. these weren't even spammed all that much but i still started filtering them out after a whilehttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%22singing%20some%20classic%20rock%22/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%22shrill%20mili%22%20laetitia/
>>721664881it sounds really quite good, love the vibrations, you make a great gaston! the audio is really low though, could use some gain.
>>721616416"Maps"original by Maroon 5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7ix6RITXM0Instrumental https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JilVN8RYINUI miss the games of an older timeI miss the obfuscationI'm searching for a map tonightI'm frothing from my frustrationI like to think that we had it allWe bought the guides to a better runBut down that road games took a fallOh vidya why did you forget fun?I drew paper mapsIn my older daysI drew paper mapsFor my bolder playsAnd I wondered where to go?When I was seeking hintsStuck like my friendsRetracing my own footstepsSo I wondered where to goAll the roads I took came to dead endsSo I'm doodling the map that I exploreThe map that I adoreAin't nothing I want moreThe map from sky to floorDoodling, doodling, doodling the shoreThe map by foot or moreAin't nothing I want moreThe map that I exploreDoodling, doodling, doodlingI read their lines in the towns againTry to deduce translationThere's nothing here but a monster's denNow I can't get past part oneNo, I just can't get past part oneI drew maps myselfFor confusing landsI drew maps myselfOf the rusing plansAnd I wondered where to be?When I was at my wits'Spamming each spellAnd you said leap in the pitsSo I wondered where to beAll the roads I took were dying hellSo I'm doodling the map that I exploreThe map that I adoreAin't nothing I want moreThe map from sky to floorDoodling, doodling, doodling the shoreThe map by foot or moreAin't nothing I want moreThe map that I exploreOh, oh, oh, ahOoh, oh, oh, ahYeah, yeah, yeah, ahAha, ah, mmm, ahOh fuck the compass lineOh every land looks blandOh no need to designOh when game holds your hand
>>721665163Thank you!Yeah kept it low to make sure I wouldnt clip like I did with the other mic.I'm assuming the editor will work make sure all volumes are aligned
>>721665226>>721616416Oh fuck the auto mapOh fuck having to thinkOh walk in every trapOh just to avoid inkAnd I wonder what you make?When games all look the sameCan't navigateAnd you say use mini mapBut I wonder what you make?All the roads I take are compass baitSo I'm doodling the map that I exploreThe map that I adoreAin't nothing I want moreThe map from sky to floorDoodling, doodling, doodling the shoreThe map by foot or moreAin't nothing I want moreThe map that I exploreDoodling, doodling, doodling
>>721665226damn was expecting a loli song for a second. that's a pretty good theme for a song too, not sure if the zoomers will relate to it like the oldheads but it's a nice core memory.
>>721665241yeah the editors know what they're doing with that, if it avoids peaking you made the right call. personally I post demos a little louder but ngl I'm not as skilled as you so I need the feedback from randos before it gets to the editor, and being loud enough for people just listening through kraken's page helped me get more feedback.
>>721664005>>721664312reshilling my song thenOld Man Koopa Hero TolkienOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MapBJJvjhoIInstrumental: https://krakenfiles.com/view/9xmqs3iJP8/file.html[parentheses are gerson]Old Man Koopa Hero TolkienOld Man Koopa Hero TolkienOld Man Koopa Hero TolkienRevived from his hammer(Gyaa ha ha!)Dead author writing from the legend's dreamsBrought back to life by someone's unknown schemeWhen the Titan rises up highThe Hammer of Justice lets it flyOld Man Koopa Hero TolkienOld Man Koopa Hero TolkienLeast schizo boss there has ever been (Didn't interest me!)Gives you lectures on the story's themes (Go between the lines!)He will sell you holy food (Economy's tough!)Also don't forget, he's one old dude (I'm old!)Old Man Koopa Hero TolkienOld Man Koopa Hero TolkienOld Man Koopa Hero TolkienRevived from his hammer(Gyaa ha ha!)
>>7216655581. I hope this songs gets done.2. I think he's more of a Pratchett (or Terry) than a Tolkien so would rec considering making it Old Man Koopa Hero Pratchett personally but you do you, girliepop.
>>721664881Breddy gud. Your natural register is pretty deep into bass/barritone isn't it lmao
>>721665835you can argue about which author he's more like but i think it's pretty clear toby was inspired by tolkien
>>721665986Not enough to be a pure bass but not enough to comfortably hit F5/G5 or whatever it was falcon in the dive needed for the high parts
>>721666005What makes you think that he was inspired by Tolkien? I don't think that Gerson has the qualities that people have come to associate with Tolkien. If Toby has implied or said that he was inspired by Tolkien, I'll kneel and suck your dick.
>>721658389>>721659739>Less than 2 weeks in and one of my songs has not only been sung, but got a unique artFeels nice
>>721666179he's a dead fantasy author inspired by old legends with a son and is connected to religionnow if you want to argue about personality that's another thing, but that's going beyond "the qualities that people have come to associate with Tolkien"
>>721666138Would you still consider doing Falcon in the Dive? I was midway through writing for it.
>>721659739Amazing art. Can you fix it to be /v/ THE MUSICAL instead of /V/ THE MUSICAL though?
>>721666314Sure? I never tried singing it not-all-in-one-go so maybe taking my sweet time with each phrase (and melodyne) will make it work
>>721666281All right m8, suit yourself. Gerson himself isn't connected to religion however, as he didn't go to Alvin's sermons. Feels to me like Pratchett's a way better touchpoint than Tolkien for that specific grandfatherly quality and for the themes touched in their writing, but it's your song.
>>721661929>3)I got a midnight mumble version that I plan to flesh out properly, if you post your raw takes I can use them. I'm still figuring out the layersEl Juego de Disparos demohttps://krakenfiles.com/view/3szVcFgCUj/file.html
>>721664881very glad to have you, your voice rocks and it's cool having someone with a pro voice so distinct from the good voices we tend to get. hope you find it fun enough to sing a few more.
Hearing a bunch of mates sing my shit gave me the biggest shit eating grin, thank you madlads. Also accepting songs to remove vocals from if anyone wants.To THOSE anons Blya da nixoya na Govnovoz ne lozhitsya ya ne jebu che RODNOGO vzyat
>>721667242oh fuck he's waking up the sleeper agents, I gotta get outta here
>>721616416dumb lewd touhou moon gang songOriginal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2Q1b5uz92UInstrumental: https://krakenfiles.com/view/v1XlVnwt7x/file.htmlhttps://rentry.co/xrnsbwy5
>>721667127I got my eyes on like 4 already and 1 that i'm renaissance fagging, art and all
>>721667889fantastic, this year is gonna be a memorable one I can feel it.
>>721667576anon... what the fucki was hoping the song was about kaguya fucking reisen silly
>>721667972I'm not about to write about kaguya ballbusting a girl, that would be inappropriate.
>>721666707K is latina now?LA COCAINA
>>721668393ayy caramba
>>721668151It's more in line with what I read. But I respect all tastes.
>>721668393sorry, I was actually born latina. horchata horchata donde la flacas
>>721616416Meta ReFantaziano raw vocalhttps://krakenfiles.com/view/75ZiTWHFXw/file.html
>>721669496shut your gringa mouth up puta, you wish you had flavor like a real latine
>>721669841Forgot to add that I'm not quiiite sure how to approach it, I feel like I'm missing something
>>721669857man as a hue i'm so glad i dont have to deal with this lantix/latine shit
>>721670082Yeah you have to deal with favelas and eating monkey soup instead
>>721670137Yeah but bossa nova makes up for it
>>721669857cabron cabron tus enchiladas es nadas
>>721670137but it's uma delicia
>>721669496Todos saluden a la mujer renacentista transracial que mantiene próspera la industria de la cocaína.
>>721670439SOPA DE MACACOUMA DELICIA
>>721670476La K es colombiana
>>721670578La K... La AK... El juego de disparos... dios mio....
>>721670439uma are friends, not food.
>>721669496You need to add more latina accent to your take
>>721670918sure, after all the dudes go through vaginaplasty to truly understand the source material
>>721670994why dont you have to go thru one?already had one? you're trans?
>>721671060not all anons are one person
>>721671060K first got into cocaine because her surgical team used it as a numbing agent, she's performed every operation in the song knowing that if the patient denies the cocaine, she can bring it home as a special treat.
>>721670858noooo matikanenjoyer i meant the sopa de macaco!
>>721671296dios mio!!!
>>721670918yeah, I'm still absorbing the original vagina song. it's so silly, why is there so much desperation in her YES's lmao
>>721671387we don't eat umas herebut the germans...
>>721671440she wants that money yo, more surgery = better chance mr cartel is happy and she gets a fat paycheck instead of angry druglords after her. I figured you could relate to cartel struggles, do you only buy from upper class dealers?
>>721671440Because she NEEDS the surgeryYou need to get into character, imagine the shooter games are all different kinds of drugs.Cocaina? Yes!Marihuana? Yes!LSD? Yes!Crack? Yes!Fentanilo? YES YES YES YES!
Welcome to Tijuana Tequila, sexo, marihuanahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVmjLGxFJAw
>>721671609this sounds like purely a shitpost because of the joke at the end but yes the plot of the musical is that she is arranging for the operation for a drug lord cartel boss, so it's very high risk for her. she gets excited and spams YES at the last one because adam's apple reduction is vital for the cartel guy to pass, so knowing the surgery will handle that gives her hope the plan is going to work without a hitch.
>>721671609ahh okay. I just read the plot now, I didn't know about the cartel aspect just the trains
>>721672360all you had to do was follow the damn trains cj
K did you watch the KPop Demon Hunters movie? Did you like it?
I've wanted to do this song for years, should I pick the 80s or the shiny new remix?https://youtu.be/7EqBcYHPD_khttps://youtu.be/Ha55n09obLs
>>721672734On a second thought, the original would probably be easier to use since it has an instrumental already and no choir instruments for UVR to clash with.
gotta send a thank you out to K for tanking the coke memes, it's good to see a drama magnet meme that is just fictional nonsense as opposed to what we usually see here
>>721672670of course, since it has Twice in it. I was worried it was going to be mediocre but it was pretty good, catchy songs. my mom really liked the tiger. they did a twice/kpdh drone show at lollapalooza and I was there :^) it was a really cool surprise
>>721673290BLACKPINK ended Twice btw
>>721673628https://krakenfiles.com/view/bzMSl9dwpB/file.html
>>721674240
>>721674240what language is this
>>721674542Cocaine
>>721674240it's so cute hearing the demon child near the end, can't wait until you've got them ready to sing backing vocals for you
>>721674683...it might be time for an intervention....
does anyone know of any songs about imagination/creativity that haven't been done yet?
>>721676334https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX0y4EptA
What actual musicals came out the last year? How old is Hadestown? How about Disney, any songs there?
>>721669496I always knew we had more in common than I thought.
>>721676334I'll throw some random ones at you, could be off on the actual vibe you want:Calvin Burger The Musical, "I Can See Him Now", a song about a woman imagining a man she's never met (incorrectly), very optimistic vibe with most lines making it clear she's just using imaginationLittle Women The Musical, "The Weekly Volcano Press, a song where a woman gets a job as a storywriter for the titular paper, with the song being about her great creativity in storytelling, and there's a really fun segment where she acts out all roles of her story mid-song, with fun voice acting.Mean Girls The Musical, "Sexy", a song about the different costumes women can wear on halloween (all sexy stereotypes) with a lot of the vibe being that they love being someone else for a night. It might sound weird but I think the imagination is a big part of the theme, with lines like:>But once a year I'm not>I dress up and dream big>Disguised as someone else who is not me>But is still hotUrinetown The Musical, "I See A River", this one is actually kinda depressing because it's about everyone coping that the world's watersupplies are fucked forever, so they all just have to play pretend that there's still clean rivers for them to get water from.
>>721676334https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF-2GI_FjuAKetamine induced delirium
>>721676334https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpjz5uRCXTghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxHnRfhDmrk
>>721677592I thought about Vincent and it being about Todd and Skyrim
>>721677317Bad Jebus, bad!
>>721676334shockingly, the OG DHMIS never got done, and it's dedicated to creativity. might be hard to live up to it, probably why we avoided it
>>721640083Thanks mate
9Unsung songs
>>721678368Make it about a lack of creativity and how some of the same memes are spammed day after day, and year after
>>721673290It was a pretty neat movie!Not really into KPop that much, but it had some nice tracks!It was also a very interesting critique of the KPop Industry in general, very neat.I wish the male KPop band had had a much catchier song, it was nice but not super catchy imo
Nein
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>>721683892I don't know anon. Getting lyrics right is too stress-ful for me.
>>721616416C’est moiOG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc5NPVWd1CIInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miJwGLY67ZQ(all instrumentals i've found online just seem to be piano versions, unlike the original linked above, so maybe someone else could help with that)Janitors! Janitors!On virgins’ /v/, I saw your call!Janitors! Janitors!So I apply to your cabal!I’ve seen from the meme what you expect of /v/By 4-chan, this board I shall cleanA mod of the Jani-Tors should be untrollableStay cool where a less intense anon would rileHammer gore no one else can standMop a shill who won’t buy an adBear a chump who must dump their vidya asses fileNo matter the time, they ought to be unstrollableForever to sit upon their gaming chairBut where on the board is there on the boardAnon who is such a square?C’est moi, c’est moi, I’m forced to submit‘Tis I, I humbly applyThat poster who these posers can shooC’est moi, c’est moi, ‘tis II’ve never let them close up the poolI backseat preside for sportI comb the ‘net and post every ruleOne joke and I reportC’est moi, c’est moi, who never shall quitA steel W.T.Snacks (Wuh-Tee Snacks) rebornAnd here I sit sans husband or wifeUnmolested by friends, employment or lifeTo strive as a Jani-Tor
>>721684265>>721616416The groin of a mod should be a crotch unfappableTheir tabs and their drive as pure as YotsubaWith libido deep in the graveAnd no pizza they’d fukken saveThey could instantly /trash/ a booty or boobaOn games they admire they ought to be unflappableThe threads of their fave should never once be sparedBut where on the board is there on the boardAnon who has played ne’er?C’est moiC’est moi, c’est moi, I rush to discloseMy CV harbors no lieAnon for whom ‘tis joyless to coomC’est moi, c’est moi, ‘tis II’ve never strayed for funny or cuteNo kink could be maddeningHad I been made the janny of mootWe’d have no FappeningC’est moi, c’est moi, the admins have choseTo troll the gamers on /v/And here I sit devout as a dogUnbiased and fair, without games on ‘logThe modliest ‘non, for free!C’est moi!
>>721616416IN THE NAME OF KANE! KANE LIVES IN DEATH!https://krakenfiles.com/view/Yz8ql1Zl4p/file.htmlSomething on the sheet about wanting a duet, use what you want from these. Or don't, I'm not your boss.
>>721684265>>721684345Beautiful, looks like I have my singing cut out for mebtw if you thought about working on If ever I would leave you let me tell you that I already wrote that one
>>721684752As in, that no one should bother writing for it?
>>721684808Just in case you wouldnt want to repeat songs
https://vocaroo.com/17zMNDda7iCrhere have this
>>721685124
>>721616416Wait for Steam (Wait for Sleep - Dream Theater)Lyrics: https://rentry.org/4ux558dqSong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaNxroBFWBUInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGSTsKY7HlY
Have we had any songs about Steam absolutely certainly dying and closing down every tuesday for realsies this time?
Anybody write anything about the whole mastercard debacle? I had an idea for one, or at least a few lyrics for one, but I'm honestly not the best informed on the subject so I don't think I could stretch it into an entire song
>>721685971Something is coming
Any Xbot wanna write a eulogy?
>>721616416need anons with rap chops and hollow knight autists because I'm not remembering all that fucking lore lmao. I'm trying to clean up these verses so they include the most salt and the most talked about memes. I kept out of threads to not be spoiled so careful because I don't want to spoiler something for people too badNEWFAG OLDFAG GET OUT THE WAYBUSTIN OUT BUGS, I'VE BEEN PLAYIN ALL DAYPIRATING BUGS WE WERE STEALIN THAT GAMEBustin' out bales, we were sellin' that hay>WE BEEN SILKIN THAT SONG, I DONE CHERRIED THAT TEAMWe been movin' that snow, I was ridin' that sleighDOUBLE CUP C'S, HAD TO PUT EM IN THE GAMEDouble cup C's, had to put them in the safe>GOT A SEMI ON DECK, PANTIES ON HORNET Got the semi on deck, .45, AKSERVING UP MEMES TOLD EM GET GOOD Servin' up fiend, I remember that JPALE KING DAUGHTER IN PHARLOOM, SHE WAS NAKED UOOOOH Brought his daughter to the house, I was cryin' all dayL'S PILED UP I WAS MINING THAT SALTL's rolled up and I'm packin' that heat2 MASKS OF DAMAGE PROGRESS COMING TO A HALT12 roll up and I'm slappin' them feetONLY 18 DAYS, HAD TO PATCH IT TOO MEANHe was only sixteen, he was lookin' at threeIF YOU COULDNT DO IT THEN, WELL YOU DIDN'T BEAT THE GAMENow he lookin' at nine, pray to God he don't speakROSARY RICH SO WE GOT THEM RED TOOLSWater drip rich, so we gave 'em that leakIF YOU USED TACKS OR POISON THEN YOU NEED TO GET GOODBales got my baby mama nails on fleekIT WAS SEVEN YEARS WAIT, I AINT NEVER CHECK THE DATEI was seven years old, daddy thrown in the clinkSCRUBS SAY "GAME AINT FAIR EVERYBODY GON CHEAT"Said, "Life ain't fair, everybody gon' cheat"I like a lot of it but I want to clean it up and make it noice. There's even a terrible verse at the end which I plan to make a zoomer just using cheat engine so if you know how people cheesed let me know so I can pile it on.
>>721686852What song and what are you asking for?
>>721685124died laughing I love you
>>721666385here you go, i guess I should of checked a bit before
>>721687775Cute and perfect. Thanks.
>>721687775missed the XIII
>>721616416can we get a more accurate instrumental for heat of the moment I want to do a demo to see how it feels. there has to be an official instrumental somewhere right? kek lmao I found an 8 bit version that might be kind of funny. lol lmao how do we upload demos now.https://voca.ro/1lTxfoywe6EQthis is a complete crapshoot from me after a 12 hour day of waging
>>721688028made me kek. it's in good hands here
I think we should ban Jebus again because surprisingly he delivered more music when he was banned.
>>721687775Small suggestion for a potential change to this, I like the art as is, but for your considerationSwap out the red for blue and add the DazzlesI mean, all the squares are right there
>>721687972FUCK>>721688647I might, should I try to add all of them or just two of them?
>>721689056I think that if you go for that it would have to be all of them, or, worse case scenario, the top left one and the (You) one. If you went for all, I could see it working by phasing out the bottom right monkey and having the dazzles in their classic up-down formation instead of the newer left-right one.
>9Got this properly re-tooled now, syllables properly counted, flow improved, formatted for individual parts, etcetera. Still a few spots I'm not completely happy with but I think it's good enough for the spreadsheet now at least. Stayed with Rarehttps://rentry.co/xq28ebgyOriginal: https://youtu.be/6GvbdOL4GXoInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOSLNvPp7NM
This shit really hurts my voice I've got to pace out this song through a few sessions, but it's really funny. This is just an outro gag for the Switches meme version, since Doug Bowser retired.https://files.catbox.moe/5o342l.wav
>>721691363sounds good though, you do the impression really well.
>>721691445Thanks!
>>721691363That is the last time I'm touching a catbox link.Was the picture really necessary? Think I might be on a list now.
>>721687382https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRUEdS4KNto
>>721691363t-thanks for the cunny
>>721616416Pirate Softwares Idiocy(Shock and Awe by the Sea - Zebrahead)Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwW725u5t3g&pp=ygUiemVicmFoZWFkIHNob2NrIGFuZCBhd2UgYnkgdGhlIHNlYdIHCQnrCQGHKiGM7w%3D%3DInstrumental: https://krakenfiles.com/view/ItrSeci7Rj/file.htmlRentry: https://rentry.co/tpvhdnvg
>>721691787what fucking picture.
>>721692665See this anon>>721692575
>>721692737I have indeed seen it. And now I know why it's there. Sorry that was not my intention lmao.
>>721692815fuck it, have another link that I swear to fuck isn't cunny. Gotta practice this voice somehow.https://files.catbox.moe/afgw1u.wav
>>721687382It is Childish gambino little foot big foot. it's coming together. The end of the song is so fucking bad that it's turning into a real gamer against someone who just used cheat engine and slid through walls to get chievos. The ending is so terrible to this song I'm glad I can performatively make it even worse because I have seen people actually use mods to beat hollow knight. they're doing it with silksong rght now
>>721691363>>721692575Where is it I just ended up downloading the .wav
>>721664312Might sing one of the Drakengard 3 songs. Probably Ain't no Rest for the Wicked since I am more familiar with the original song, but I am up for learning the other one as well.
>>721664312>WRITAN?I keep trying to write a spore song but i'm never satisfied with it. I've tried both Weird Science and Eighth Wonder and they both just didn't end up working. I'm gonna keep trying though.
>>721693390it got stuck in the meta data of the song file.
>>721693678What kind of vibe are you going for with it?Just a general spore song, or about a specific aspect? The changes between the early footage and the release? Just a kind of progression of how the game plays out?
Sorry if I haven't sung yet, I moved into an apartment recently and I don't want to bother people at night, maybe tomorrow in the afternoon I can get some songs out.
>>721693678I tried writing for Weird Science a loooooong time ago. It wasn’t exactly a particularly good attempt overall, but I think the uniqueness of the song is definitely a wall you have to surpass.
>>721693067Nice kot, great impression
>>721693847Trying to make a song generally about making a creature in SPOREFor Weird science i just did a parody called "Spore Creature" about making a creature in SPORE, but alot of the lyrics were clunky (I've deleted them now) and I was mostly just ended up seeing if any maxis-made spore creatures existed that rhymed with the lyrics that i could slot in or whatever. Eighth wonder was about making a penis creature in Spore specifically but alot of the lyrics were too short to really change while keeping the original syllable count and giving them a new meaning.
>>721616416ok vibe check. Is this too gay for even /v/?https://voca.ro/1mZC5uYMeqvrI still need to finish writing it but I keep bouncing between things to keep the juices flowing before bed
>>721694568
>>721694568it's good shit man, it's funny and uhhh you got a nice voice no homo
>>721694156thanks
>>721616416Decided to make life easier for people who were interested in singing The Casual Hoovy.I provide you Heavy voice files and a rework of the song lyrics sheet. (I do not know how to type out whatever Heavy is singing so it'll be in the attached file). Also I did not include any screaming in case a mixer or editor can add whatever heavy scream they desire (heavy has so many good death screams).Heavy singing files:https://krakenfiles.com/view/nzHE4f6wQJ/file.htmlNew lyric rentry:https://rentry.co/5ooadom8
WHERE THE FUCK! is the guy who said he would do a nelly cover for us this year. I'll record it but I don't want to write another song and record it.
>>721694568is this you? I'm pretty sure this is you.
>>721694568Close enough. Welcome back, Michael.
still working on katy pery teenage dream and trying to go in the direction of >/v/s aged memesmight need to make some sort of >memes only you rememberthread to try and pull some deep cuts from 2004-6. Maybe a line about ondores lies
>>721685727I only have a song about them doing nothing and winning
>>721616416Yeah this attempt at katy perry turned into some M night shyamalan twist. I think I heard this done somewhere a long time ago. I think it's time for bed and then try to finish a fucking song instead of fucking around with like 12 audacity files open before they crash.https://voca.ro/15vlleAg6eBM>>721697000n-no I uhh I don't even know what you're talking about so first of all there's that and second of all uhh sh-shut up baka it's not like I have fun every year with the musical or anything!
Might do some more editing, but it's done. 2 down, a few more to go.https://krakenfiles.com/view/uJ2jYjIll6/file.html
>>721616416>>721619770>>721645167SAVASCUMALANG, mix 3.0 (feat. the incredible voices of two incredible anons, and me)added to the sheet. links here also for recordkeeping.I spent all day on this so if it sucks I'll kms. >MIXhttps://krakenfiles.com/view/2jR3Cc6n0Q/file.html>AUDACITY PROJECThttps://krakenfiles.com/view/hUEOaMYj5y/file.html
>>721699692>>721616416
>>721700608Fucking love it.
>>721694568You could go gayer, /v/tm would only improve if gay people went "damn I like that, I should sing for these guys too".
Hoodz ‘n The Woodz parody is going better than expected. I’ve decided to just leave certain lines intact and smooth it out for any potential sing- or videofags by Hyperlinking to Wiki pages and sprites for everything in the game mentioned in the lyrics. There are so many parallels between the original song and the game that there are going to be something like 50 links in the document by the time it’s ready.
>>721699692Nice, sounds pretty good. Keep em coming brother
>>721703379Me when the cute female nurse finished giving her slow and steady signature handjob to the first patient in line and I'm the 4th patient in line (the nurse is my trans sister but it's a hard adjustment period to stop saying brother, my memory isn't as good as it used to be since the accident but the doctors say I should recover in time)
What are you doing reading the thread, go sing those songs buckaroo
>>721700608>count-in at the startFuck, forgot to warn about this. All Harmonix stems have that baked into the song.ogg stem, it should be removed. Either just by muting it (usually works) or by copying the intro from any official release.Also learn Reaper, it's extremely worth it.
retard that can't sing here. any songs on the sheet for me to sing?
to the anon posting "songs" to the spreadsheet when you don't have lyrics yet, you're doing it wrong. not saying it to be a rules nazi, but it makes the sheet more annoying when not everything is actually a song ready for a singfag. you're crippling your song's chance, because by time it's done some singfags will have already disregarded your song as an older one with "already saw this, didn't put it on my list, must be not worth singing".
>>721696497Name a song and it shall be writ.
>>721686502I have been an unironic Xbot since 2007 or so and I thought about doing one but the song I had in mind was used already
>>721706340Do it as DLC. Not even joking.
write platforms songs. switch 2 maybe.
>>721706591sing Pinching On My Fingers
>>721706627I'll give it another look I guess
song for this
>>721706591I'll write them if someone sings them. This is a psy op like the pop song anon because even if written they aren't being sung, so what's the point? At least name songs you're willing to cover if the lyrics end up good.
>>721706737you don't get promises songs are sung because we live in a time period where some anons think syllables do not exist and some anons think spamming slurs in the lyrics is the epitome of writing skills. write a genuinely good song without any hangups and it will almost always get sung, at worst after being shilled a few times.
>>721706791Reread my post. I'm not asking for a promise. But plenty of songs don't get sung because singers don't know the original song or can't hit the range.At least provide feedback on why the existing Platforms song aren't your thing so those writers can improve. Otherwise you'll just get more of the same shit and we'll end up with no songs.
>>721706791There are plenty of songs with decent lyrics without any slurs at all and with immaculate syllables that don't get sung every year for a variety of reasons. The song could be obscure or hard to sing. The topic could be niche. It's important for writers to get information instead of the thread telling them to write X type of song.
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>>721706892fine. song is slow with a 68 BPM, I don't have any familiarity with it, and it's not particularly short. with these 3 factors, thinking about how long I would need to practice it gives me a headache. haven't counted syllables or looked at stresses in depth but the lyrics look passable in general, but passable lyrics on a dull song makes for a dull parody. it's a very funny concept for a song but the tempo and lack of matching emotion for the singer drains the comedy and fun factor. it could have been great as one of many high energy songs where the singer exclaims "OW!" at various points between verses and the singer sounds agitated or manic, because that fits the vibe the lyrics are going for. I'm sure that song could have worked with some topic, but putting an angry manic topic on a slow poignant song without any feeling of irony in the lyrics doesn't do it for me in this case.
If I write a parody of Introduction To The Snow and Dream Sweet In Sea Major, do you anons promise to put them on an album called Kawaii: Part II?
>>721707261Okay then as I said originally, why don't you list some songs you know and would be willing to cover, IF the theoretical lyrics were good? Then people can at least write a song that you have familiarity with or would have theoretical fun singing and therefore increase their chances of decent lyrics being done, instead of trying to read your mind.
>>721707438>Okay then as I said originally, why don't you list some songs you know and would be willing to cover, IF the theoretical lyrics were good? Then people can at least write a song that you have familiarity withbecause then I get the blame when it's not sung. just pick a song that compliments the topic you want to write about, and that's not like "well it mentions fingers in the title", it's "this song and this topic have a compatible vibe and the lyrics I want to write match the song". >or would have theoretical fun singingdesu just pick songs that are fun to sing in general. slipping through my fingers is not a song I imagine almost anyone thinks is fun, it's a slow ballad to think about the past with. I imagine more people cry to it than call it fun.it's not a surprise that people say to write pop, because pop is catchy and fun. and it's not my fault when someone hears "write pop" and decides that means I'll sing a song a transphobic song about jerking off together with another dude in vr chat just because it was written over a pop song I like.>instead of trying to read your mind.I can't read your mind on what topics you want to write about either, platforms isn't a specific topic it's literally 1/4th of the topic range of /v/tm.
>>721707789>and it's not my fault when someone hears "write pop" and decides that means I'll sing a song a transphobic song about jerking off together with another dude in vr chat just because it was written over a pop song I like.so you're the one that requested illegal too then?
>>721707789No one is going to blame you if it doesn't get sung. I don't understand why you're allergic to at least pointing us in the right direction. Plenty of people request songs and then don't sing them and nothing at all happens to them. Do you think I'm going to come after you with a pitchfork because you request Fame is a Gun and I write Wojaks are Fun and you decide not to sing that? No. But people's idea of fun varies. You're going to get farther by asking for specific songs than you are by asking for "Platforms" song, because when people shoot their shot in the dark and nothing comes of it, they think that they're being trolled and stop.Fact is, most singers in this musical don't listen to pop. Request songs and then give feedback on why you won't sing them, such as the topic isn't one you're interested in or that the lyrics don't match syllables. Or don't and keep wondering why people ignore what they perceive to be attempts at wasting their time.
>>721708094it's like I'm talking to a brick wall. I literally just said I'm not interested in taking the blame when something isn't sung. I'm not even the one that requested it, it was an example.>I don't understand why you're allergic to at least pointing us in the right direction.I just tried to. fun catchy songs that fit the vibe of the original is a stellar direction. >Do you think I'm going to come after you with a pitchfork because you request Fame is a Gun and I write Wojaks are Fun and you decide not to sing that?that's exactly what I mean though, people seethe about this stuff and remember it years later. it's a vibe killer. musical works best when everyone is doing what they find fun out of their role instead of waiting for other people to tell them to do something specific. you get better at it over time.>You're going to get farther by asking for specific songs than you are by asking for "Platforms" song, because when people shoot their shot in the dark and nothing comes of it, they think that they're being trolled and stop.people do that 10 times as hard when it's specific songs. anons were jumping all over the anon that requested a ru paul song because they didn't instantly reply with "this will be sung" after one got written. >Fact is, most singers in this musical don't listen to pop.I barely do either, outside of the car radio. but they're still usually fun songs with good energy. >Request songs and then give feedback on why you won't sing them, such as the topic isn't one you're interested in or that the lyrics don't match syllablespeople jump on you for giving feedback too half the time when the wrong anon is there. including advice as basic as to follow syllables.
>>721708354forgot to also quote >>721708106
>>721708354NTA but the anon who wrote the RuPaul song was asking for the singer to acknowledge his existence and explicitly said something like>it's fine if you don't want to sing it, just tell me soand then the anon chilled out once the requester said he was busy at work. That's all that happened.
>>721708354>musical works best when everyone is doing what they find fun out of their role instead of waiting for other people to tell them to do something specific. you get better at it over time.Cool, I will continue to write lyrics to songs I like based on the fact that most singfags prefer rock/punk/metal and you will continue to not sing anything because I can't read your mind, and singers will continue to sing my songs regardless of their lyrics because the singers go based off the original song most of the time. By the way I didn't write the Fingers song so don't blame me for that one. It was just the first Platforms song I saw on the sheet.
>>721708519they didn't say they were coming to the requester's house with guns but it was all replies like "originalfag better deliver" and "I feel sorry for you" and assuming the anon was dead because they don't live in the thread.
>>721616164Only time when /v/ music was good:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNyzjQtgJjA
>>721708654They felt sorry for anon because anon listened to RuPaul not because of the request. And the replies are just dramafaggots in general and should be ignored.
>>721708646>you will continue to not sing anything because I can't read your mindyou're being a drama queen and it's just funny. I never once said I lack songs to sing. I merely suggested people consider making more platforms tracks because it's a year where we got a brand new mainline console from nintendo. platforms tracks are rare in recent years but this is a good year to actually get a dedicated platforms album if people wanted. if you don't want that, I wasn't giving the suggestion only to you.
>>721708790Aight then. I wish you the best in the songs you choose to sing. I shan't be writing any.
My actual request is CUNTISSIMO by MARINA. Any topic is fine, just nothing /pol/.
>>721709081autistico
>>721709081is a cunny song /pol/
>>721709304NTA but if you're suggesting writing "Cunny, Uoh!" then it would be hilarious
>>721709412you know it brother.
>>721709304I should specify that I want a song about video games. Board culture is fine if it's something fresh but we already have a god tier cunny song in the works this year.
>>721709501I'll think for a bit on if there's a video games topic I can warp the phrase "cuntissimo" into. if not I'll probably write "Cunny, Uoh" anyway, but don't feel pressure at all to sing it if I do, I'd be writing it for the joy of writing something fun I can sing it in the car to put the fear of god in my mother when she asks about grandchildren.
>>721709689Go for it, hope someone else sings it in that case.
>>721708736I was one of the replies and I'd like to clarify that it wasn't to start drama. I said I was sorry because that anon said he hated listening to the song. I mostly just wanted to share that I felt sympathetic lol I don't see how that was meant as dramafaggotry.
>>721616416Fleetwood Mac - TUSK!OG - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmuBOfurv3oInstrumental - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M7cTtKBDbIKEY CARD!---How are the tendies, Shiggy?Why don’t you make cards have more memory?Why don’t you make cards hold the whole story?Why don’t you let me buy physical?Why don’t you let me store digital?Why do you make me download to start?Why do you make me the hoarder of key cards?(Shiggy-diggy, Shiggy)Can’t play ‘less I have it (Game key)Must stand up and go grab it (Game key)CARD!Won’t work when eShop dies (Game key)It hurts, I own no— (*This is “nothing” cut off.)CARD!Fake physicalCARD!CARD!CARD!CARD!CARD!
Do we have a 9/11 song for Sundowner? He always gets threads on 9/11
>>721711578GREAT JOBFANTASTIC JOBINSIDE JOB
Hundred Acres Live is such a good fucking song and I don't want to butcher it so can someone with a better range consider it. I've been practicing it for ages and I can't get it.
Good morning anons! I love you. Lots of sperging in the thread(s) today to keep em bumped, kay?
>>721712496
>>721712291What's this from?
You are tasked with hosting the first /V/ The Musical live event in October of 2026. You need to create an hourlong set of songs, under the assumption that all the audio resources like speakers, equipment, a live band that can actually play, etc. are already taken care of. You can include any /V/ The Musical parody, any original 4chan song (e.g The Mystery Of The Druids end theme), or any original song from a 4chan-overlapping fandom (e.g. Super Ghostbusters). If you don’t observe quality control and include only the best songs, /v/ The Musical Live will go the way of Fyre Festival. If you succeed, all the anons on your coast have a great time and it produces a fun stream for anyone who can’t attend. What’s your setlist?
The ReFantaziano song is great but the singer (or writer?) fucked up one of the lines. Is it possible to fix one of the lines still and splice it in?
>>721712964>only an hour
>>721713683>ReFantaziano songi've seen 2 singers made their demos for that song, what singer and line?>>>721712964"C'est la /v/" and "Goodbye Volcano high" would be included, from the top of my head
>>721712964well obviouslymy songanother one of my songsanon's song (i'm anon)YOUR songAnd last but not least, my song
>>721616416yeah this was a blast to write. The last few years loli songs have been softer with excuses (but great), this is a true form lolichad song.Cunny, Uoh!Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMAD4J0LgYUInstrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfjBgsTuswMFull Lyrics: https://rentry.co/qxvozht8Ah, how bizarre, how bizarre, how bizarre,There's no loli thread on /v/ so farHow bizarre, how bizarre, how bizarreTime to make one myself, set the barMassive folder full of jpegsLittle heads arms and legsCause these girls got me diamondsSmall succubus sirens(Cunny, Uoh!) Oh anon, it's a way of life(Cunny, Uoh!) Don't disrespect my loli wife(Cu-Cunny, Uoh!) This isn't wholesome or trolls(Uh-huh, uh-huh) To make me whole you see I need their holesYou'd think that it might just be baitBut I'm a pervert (a pervert)True blue pervert (pervert, pervert)(Cunny, Uoh!) Ashley and Cirno, magic(Cunny, Uoh!) Saya and Rika gone graphic(Cunny, Uoh!) You say "love vid-i-ya butts" (butts)But that ain't who I wanna fuck(Cunny, Uoh!) Paula she got me prayan'(Cu-Cunny, Uoh!) That inkling got me sprayan'(Cunny, Uoh!) Each last one of them is precious (Ah)Not my fault I fell in loveAh, like it sweet and spicy, I'm derangedI'm transgressive, obsessive, I craveA thread of funny cute babesI don't care, call it profaneYeah, keep my thread up soloVPN-postan my photosGot a million I amassed 'em (million said as mill-yin for 2 syllables)Post one get hundreds promo(Cunny, Uoh!) Oh anon, it's a way of life(Cunny, Uoh!) Don't disrespect my loli wife(Cu-Cunny, Uoh!) This isn't wholesome or troll(Uh-huh, uh-huh) To make me whole you see I need their holesYou'd think that it might just be baitBut I'm a pervert (a pervert)True blue pervert (pervert, pervert)[chorus]I live the true cunnychad lifeSo tall waifus no way, yeah, I know what I likeI live the loliposter dreamAnd it set me free, so let's dodge jannies tonight[chorus]
>>721712651>https://youtu.be/NOudIoCjiC4?si=xCXpCpKi7gdMw9Ha
>>721616164Currently recording the "It's over, firaxis" Cover. Once I have it, who do I send it to for mixing/how do I do so?
>>721616164If any writers think they could do a good parody of "Edelweiss", "fly me to the moon", "Moon river" or something crooner-y, let me know and I'll sing it
It's FRIIIIIIDAY and that means getting some motherfucking singing done later onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkvpFTedSGk
>>721714461Generally it's posted directly to the thread and then the spreadsheet as a link, there's a "vocals" section after the singer column. then the editors know to grab the files in the vocals column when editing.>>721714381soulful.
>>721713683Yeah totes, but who and which line
>>721714507I have Moon River on my list. Any topics you want to write? We've got a few crooner songs on the sheet (Ruby by Ray Charles off the top of my head, and I don't know if you'd call A Hard Rain's A Gonna Fall crooner) if you want to take a look.
>>721714381disgusting. hes so me
>>721715083Honestly, I'm not the best writer. I'll sing about whatever you like. I'm a bass-baritone and anything croonery will be comfortable for me to sing, so I'd like the slower original take rather than the Bayonetta version if that's ok
>>721715180Yeah I was planning to do the slow Moon River version and write it about Bayonetta since Fly Me to the Moon was also about Bayonetta, so it felt fitting. Check back in a couple hours cos I have work first but I'll give you a take, I've wanted to write it for a while.But yeah look thru the sheet too cos there are lots of good songs already written by lots of different Anons.
what are your views on games like valorant? i want to contribute and write something, but that's what i've been playing the most recently.
>>721714507Moon River was already done no?
>>721715415They suck
>>721715415desu it should be about your views if you're writing it. what part of valorant keeps you playing it? do you actually have fun while playing? are you casual or competitive? any specific parts you love or hate? any of these things can be angles to write from.Last year we got The Bow Song, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHkn6GIYn8c which is literally just a niche story about a TF2 player getting salty over how other Snipers play the game. And it worked really well because the writer peppered in specific references and emotions that made it feel like an anon telling their true story. can't get that as easily if you're just winging it based on third person complaints. I don't even play TF2 but I appreciate the song because listening to it I can get the entire vibe vicariously.
>>721706193It's fine if the writer is responsible. The second Evil Woman had to be right after the first to create a funny rivalry, for example.
>>721715781that one had a reason yeah, it's memorable because it sparked from a thread story. right now there's just a couple songs posted last night that are already 5 songs behind and both are just labelled WIP, by time they're filled in I might not even remember.
my only regret about leaving the discord is that i cant call jebus a nigger
>>721714838>>721714075Okay so the problem is the original song because the writer is gay and retarded. I just talked to the writer on IRC about it.Mambo Italiano rhymes with the Go go go/ho ho ho. The song sounds jarring in a bad way when you switch from Meta, Meta to Go go go. Listen to the two songs and you'll see how jarring the change is especially if you know and love the original.Recommended updated lyrics, changes are in bold, plus Fantaziano changed to Fantaziana which is correct for Italian.rentry.co/Refantazianot. pastabro who loves Dean Martin to death with The Big Autism
>>721712964bane star and the fire rises by masketta man
>>721714381if god exists he will place this directly after the song about using loli only for bait on the album
Has anyone wrote a going into games machine song yet?
>>721717691yes.
>>721717691https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRTQ6jkvvaUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNZ_IM85RJ8
Will I live to see full dive VR or is that just not gonna happen? Saving the sword art intro for that would be pretty funny.
Why do we have two songs in the spreadsheet as "WIP" and they have "needed" and "pls" on the singer slot? We gotta keep some level of organization on the sheet.
>>721719258I'm just making japanese "ehhhhh?!" noises at this post
>>721719087full dive as in you can't just take a helmet off because you're fully mentally "in" the game? likely not, even if people had the tech it seems ripe for outlawing so you can't give yourself brain damage if the power goes out at the wrong time, or forcefully put someone else into it with some hacked version they can't get out of easily, ect.>>721719258it got brought up earlier and people made excuses for it instead of agreeing they don't belong. they should just be removed until the writer actually has something to provide though yeah.
>>721719258we got the sheet police here, let's all behave
>>721719324faggot the point of the sheet is to organize our work, if it's disorganized and wastes our time that defeats the entire point.
>>721719317Well, obviously with more safety controls than SAO lol. I'm pretty sure even in universe the brain cooking tech was literal sabotage.
>>721719324could you make it more obvious that you're the guy that put it there? I don't mean to be a dick or anything. But if everyone starts customizing their lines to have funny and witty remarks on those slots it's gonna be a mess. The reason it says "Open" in bolded green is to make it easier for singfags to see what is available. If you just put something random there others are gonna glance over thinking it's taken. Especially if your lyrics arent ready.
>sheet drama bumpingit's all so tiresome
>whining about syllables>whining about giving feedback>whining about certain songs or topics not getting sung or written>this bullshit interspersed between run of the mill shit stirring about past drama or whatever the fuckthis is why I write, sing, and mix my own shit. if you want something done at all, you have to do it yourself.
>>721719621or you can also say that you're songs are so bad that no one would waste time on them, sweaty
>>721719621i mean, drama is literally just to bump the thread. it is not meant to be taken seriously, and those who do take it seriously have gotten a ton of warnings about it.
I think /v/ The Musical SUCKS!
>>721719576Not everything is drama, sometimes it's just legitimate criticisms or a concern that gets waived as baiting. What makes it drama is how people react to it.>>721719576 like this guy. I didn't mean to start drama asking about the sheet. Just like I don't mean to start drama with this reply. But if it starts getting a bunch of angry replies I will just shut up, specifically because I don't want to start anything, I'm just voicing my opinion.
>>721719547i mean if its not green im not looking
>>721719706That's some cope
>>721720017dawg you done give my post two (You)s
minimizing drama was never hard. i just dont engage.
>>721720017i meant to reply to someone else lmfao
>>721719621yeah we're all so excited to hear your songs that nobody else wanted to touch because the syllables are wrong, you resent the concept of feedback, and because you don't want to make anything other people want as well.
>>721719087No it’s never gonna be a thing, you might get AR with haptic feedback but full dive is impossible the tech would just be used to make pleasure cubes if it could exist anyway
>>721720357Yeah I was thinking the only possible way full dive could work would be entirely AI powered (which would need a massive improvement to current AI to actually make sense.)
>>721720453Yeah, I use AI to essentially have the AI write fiction for me and that's shit's gotten pretty good, but it's just crunching text together and that still messes up. We need several quantum leaps to get it good enough to generate a world on the flay that doesn't make everyone uncomfy (see the Quake demo where it's rendering shit on the fly and the world turns undone every frame.)
I am kind of hating silent hill f, I don't think I'll write a song about it after all
>>721714381cuntissimo -> cunny uoh is brilliant. I like this a lot, cunny songs always get good lyrics.
>BE BETTER MEN>WE ALL NOW MUST>BE BETTER MEN>WE MUST BE
>>721721993Now someone has to shop Homer as Kratos.
>>721721853I just know it was written by the Higurashi and Umineko guy and I loved his VNs. Is it trash?
>>721722193>>721721993I'm going to be very honestI have no fucking clue what those threads or meme is about and why it became a thinghow out of the loop am I? what even is it?
>>721722315it's mockery of the idea that men are at fault for their lot in life, when the economy is so fucked and they're constantly assaulted by feminist rhetoric that lambastes them for daring to want to sate their sexual impulses among other things. also characters like krato and joel from the last of us are effectively raising another man's child, which for a lot of people communicates the idea that men should just settle for any roastie who has spent her time on the cock carousel and parted with souvenirs (kids), which is despicable for any man who is actually interested in settling down with someone pure and starting their own family.fuck single moms, not taking responsibility for your misdeeds. call me inhumane I don't care.
>>721722315i get how its a thing because Ragnarök was everything i feared the first nu-GoW would be. i dont get why its getting so much focus now thats its old news but better late than never huh. what a dogshit game, id sing about it given a chance.
>>721722315>be in /v/'s musical>don't know anything about /v/
THE DOC SAID IT WAS FINE TO SINGBUT MY THROAT IS RED AS FUCK AGAINREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>721722672Isn't Arteus Kratos's kid with Freya?! I just thought he settled down and got busy before he took up the axe again.
>>721722746Is this going to be the new bump drama?
>>721714541sure but like, there are separate tracks (the backing and vocals) and I'm not sure how to individually upload and post them on here. How do people usually go about it? Sorry for being awkward, really not used to this style of collaboration
>>721723326*Faye, not Freya.
>>721723326atreus is loki, so no.
>>721723424Ah yeah. I thought he just was "manifested" into the Loki role by fate, not that he was literally someone else's kid.
>>721723465you could be right about that, I didn't play the game, and a quick glance at the wiki says as much. however, the memes aren't coming from people who actually played these games, they're coming from poltards who want to grift on any shred of evidence that supports "the deconstruction of masculinity" narrative they like to run with. it's why the make fun of arthur from RDR2 for being woke when in reality he's just politically ambiguous. it'd be more effective to call him a fencesitter but for some reason they characterize him as anachronistically woke.
>>721723424>>721723465Guys... Atreus is Kratos's biological son. The Jötunheim mural in GoW 2, which clearly depicts Kratos and Atreus, lists thei rnames as Fárbauti and Loki. Fárbauti isn't some other guy. It's Kratos with a Norse name, just like Loki is Atreus's Norse name. You don't have to like the games, but Kratos is LITERALY his biological father.
>>721722672It's really funny that the irony seems to be entirely lost on you when you say >they're constantly assaulted by feminist rhetoric that lambastes them for daring to want to sate their sexual impulses among other thingsas if you don't immediately then start to lambaste women for daring to want to sate their sexual impulses among other things.this is just an incel mindset. there is no such thing as someone "pure". it is not a "misdeed" to live a life some incel on 4chan doesn't want you to live. you're not inhumane, you just have an insanely warped perspective that leaves you entirely out of touch and unable to even fathom that you hold other people to standards you cry about them holding you to.
>>721723401if you have lots of separate tracks I think people usually just put them in a zip file and upload that. some people use gofile to upload the files individually on 1 page/folder but if you do that you need to check back on it because gofile links expire before the musical ends.
>>721723770>Guys... Atreus is Kratos's biological son. TWhy are there so many my wife's son jokes then? I don't get it
>>721723770you can't expect these kinds of people to have media literacy, they're just looking for anything at all to pin outrage to. they're gonna sing another NTR song about black people and then go "see, it must be real, there are songs about it"
>>721723930people troll with that all the time.
i just think the onions memes with Kratos are funny. simple as.
>>721722746nta but I browse /v/ daily and I vaguely remember seeing Kratos cuck threads, just didn't know how a meme became of it
So now someone has to make this a thing just to spite those threads>>721721993
>>721723785
>>721722746Given the state of nu/v/, that's a good thing.
new thread: >>721724135>>721724135>>721724135
SIX OUT OF TENHALLELUJAH
>>721723785>as if you don't immediately then start to lambaste women for daring to want to sate their sexual impulses among other things.1. two wrongs don't make a right. I'm not judging you for your past, I merely said that I wouldn't want to be with a woman who already has a kid on principle. 2. it might be an incel mindset, I guess. I never said I prescribed to any of that, so don't make assumptions. I was merely explaining the meme.3. pure means virgin, someone who has no previous sexual experience AND who also doesn't have a child with someone else. I don't care if you're not a virgin, but I personally won't take up the responsibility of helping you raise another dude's child. fuck that shit.
>>721724280>anon would never adopt a kid and give it lovethat's kinda harsh.
>>721724406yeah but you have to understand where I'm personally coming from. I consider child rearing to be a huge responsibility, and I just wouldn't undertake it regardless of the circumstance. this is my personal belief and I am not motivated by any ideology. I just think that having a kid is time consuming, expensive, and challenging, and I'm never going to be in the position to handle it effectively. thus, I would neither want to raise another person's child nor have one myself. this is different from what people on the right believe, who consider sex out of wedlock and raising another man's child to be a sin, some form of cuckoldry, and potential race traitorism depending on the genetic makeup of that kid.
>>721722220I liked that anime but it is not a good mix imo. I wouldnt say its trash, it's a competent game, but it is making me angry for some reason.
>>721724280It's always interesting to watch someone like you come up with any excuses to avoid confronting that you are the problem. >two wrongs don't make a rightRetard, you are the one making a wrong. You are literally crying about people doing exactly what you are doing in the same post. You completely dodged this in your entire response. What makes you think it's evil for women to judge you for your sexual history when you very clearly state you judge their entire worth based on theirs? >I'm not judging you for your past, I merely said that I wouldn't want to be with a woman who already has a kid on principle. You are outright delusional. You called it despicable, "roastie", misdeeds. You are judging them extremely severely.>pure means virginYes and this is an imaginary concept for all intents and purposes, it has no real world bearing. Do you not understand that the moment you fuck someone, both of you are no longer virgins? Do you think they will "stay pure" just because they fuck 1 guy forever, or are you ok with a "despicable misdeed-doing roastie" if you're the one that made them that way? >but I personally won't take up the responsibility of helping you raise another dude's child.As if anyone would ever ask you. You haven't even grown up yourself, anon.
>>721724807>you are the problem>retardyeah this is where I stopped reading you can get fucked I don't care what you have to say. sing songs you faggot.
>>721724849Just cover your eyes and ears and stay miserable in your bubble, where you are the perfect little angel and everyone else is the problem every time.
>>721724849Retard, you're the one that derailed the singing songs thread to sperg about how big of a hypocrite you are, and now that it's pointed out suddenly it's "oh I'm too much of a sensitive snowflake to confront the truth, you called me a retard and hurt my fee fees"
>>721724674>and I'm never going to be in the position to handle it effectively.well you got 1 thing right. judging by your posts here you are unable to handle almost anything effectively.
>>721724849gotta love it when someone straight up admits the only way they can reply without admitting they were wrong is to pretend they didn't read any of the many valid points the other side brought up
>>721724849>I don't care what you have to saycould have just posted this from the start, it was clear you only ever think of yourself and don't care that you're human filth as long as you can pretend normal people are somehow even below you.
Stop, the 13th amendment makes it illegal to own niggas like this!
>>721725594Man, I fucking hate incels even though i'm officially a wizard this year. It's not that I can't get laid its that I don't want to put in the effort.