Be better men song to clown on the fools

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We are going to need more people mixing songs so we can work through all the submitted vocals in time for the deadline, so I've prepared a resource of torrents for plugins you can use to help you get started with mixing your vocals and stuff later on, I pulled all of them from RuTracker: https://files.catbox.moe/ev15il.zip
Use Qbittorrent to get the torrents to download. Torrents are basically download links, so just having the "torrent file" won't give you the plugins.

For audio software, I recommend REAPER. It's not as easy as Audacity, but once you learn it you'll be able to do whatever you need: https://www.reaper.fm/download.php
Recommend looking up some guides for getting started with mixing, but worst case you can ask in the thread.
We have a mixing template for it, included in the torrent ZIP.

In case you have a powerful enough PC, this is what you can use to remove vocals from songs you've downloaded: https://github.com/Anjok07/ultimatevocalremovergui <--- USE THIS FOR INSTRUMENTALS

In case you need high quality files for songs you like, the best bet is to find them using Soulseek: https://www.slsknet.org/news/node/1

And finally, in case your music only exists in the form of a Youtube video, here is YT-DLP. It's CLI, but it works well enough if you remember to use "yt-dlp -x ": https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp
YT-DLP has a few GUI implementations, such as TarTube: https://tartube.sourceforge.io/

>>721724246
Which fools?

>>721709081
Are you a singfag?
Have you participated before?

>>721722746
Tbf one of our best singfags is from /a/, so it happens.

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>>721724135
ANCHOR
Reply to this post with only newly written songs/vocals/art/what-have-you.

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Hundred Acres Live - Raise Up Your Bat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSrz3kbWip0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85WD93lz5GU

When the Hundred Acres burnin'
You're the harbinger of spring
You'll get a homerun every swing

When the lord of winter's laughing
"Silly old bear"'s all you are
Raise up your bat, when times are dark
Let's hit that ball outta the park

Face off against his lords of balls
Who will give it their all
Trying to block your path

But not one trick they have can stall
At the plate you're the wall
Show them all Pooh Bear's wrath

A man of reason you are not
Satisfied with your lot
Not an upgrade to claim

They'll sing in legends how you fought
And it won't be for naught
Cause the sky is your aim

When the boy and bear are fightin'
And he hurls a wicked pitch
Don't waver now, tighten your fists

When your hope's lost, just keep tryin'
Don't let Eeyore take your wish
Raise up your bat, let's finish this
Christopher Robin's up to pitch!

>>721725038
I genuinely do not understand home run derby games. I actually watch baseball and that's literally an exhibition we do once a year as a meme, it's not how you actually play baseball. You don't just need to hit dingers on every pitch to win.

>>721725189
Chicks dig the long ball
And so do casuals

>>721724742
looking at the sheet, someone already wrote cuntissimo after that post

>>721724135
Someone should make a Kratos better men parody out of better man from Pearl Jam. Just saying

>>721725546
Or simple man by lynrd skynrd

>>721725676
>>721725546
It's raining men and be better men fit so perfectly too

>>721725321
We can have multiple of the same song in a year.

>>721725189
You don't understand how an exhibition of long balls is the best option for a short and small flash game? What?

>>721725758
This is the year of better men

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https://gofile.io/d/j82lre

>>721725758
We did It's Raining Men.
You can do it, but it'd be DLC

>>721725846
Didn't say we couldn't, just mentioning it because if someone is considering writing something specifically so that anon will sing it, it's relevant information to know that it might not get sung because there's competition.
it looks like the cuntissimo anon was looking for specifically a vidya song though so that could still work out.

>>721725925
fun bit, nice work

>>721725893
>>721725758
>>721725676
>>721725546
kek this should be good

>>721726004
Gotcha gotcha, sorry wasn't saying it in a dick way :))

>>721726208
no problem anon, hope your stuff goes well this thread

>>721725893
>a whole album of better men with a Kratos basedface album art

>>721725880
that's just not baseball, is all i'm saying. It's is a the equivalent of punching the car in street fighter. It is a bonus stage. a meme.

>>721726389
You're thinking too deep into this man. It's just a home run derby game with Winnie the Pooh, they're not supplanting baseball with it

My song needs an anon who can prononuce japanese decently well for a speech in the middle. I'm not against doing it myself but it hate the sound of my voice. Would anyone be up to it? It's not singing, more like a tiny bit of voice acting since you'll need to be saying it as if you were a shounen protagonist hyping someone up.

>>721726680
Okay. I do that sometimes.

>>721726750
I might be able to try this. What's the speech

>>721726750
sounds like fun

>>721726960
>>721727076
it's gonna be for the haru urara song, Greatest Uma Musume. It's at the bottom of the pastebin: https://pastebin.com/dAb0RFn7
If multiple anons try it I guess it would kinda be a death battle? Eitherway, thank you in advance!

>>721727291
time to make use of all that time i spent singing for bedford

>>721727291
Is that a speech taken from somewhere or did you make it up yourself? Also do you have the original Japanese text?

>>721727779
I wrote it myself with my limited knowledge and a bit of chat gpt. If you mean it in kana, no I do not, but I can get it. I may or may not have forgotten to save the original english text I wrote for it.

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>>721726750

>>721726750
How long is the section?

>どんな時も、君は諦めんなかった
>それこそが、最後に一番大事なことなんだ
>resu???で一度も買ってんなかったかもしれない。
>でも君は・・・一番大切なものを手似れたんだ!
>日本だけじゃない ー 今や世界時が!
>春麗!君は僕達全員の心を手に入れたんだ!

>>721643348
Thanks for your help, anon! I see that you don't know nothing about the game (especially all the bars including god) but im still very thankful for your commition. I've took couple of bars from your version and updated the rentry.

https://rentry.co/w4muxdt8

>>721728427
resu is Race
>>721728302
what the anon under you posted. 6 lines, not too long.

>>721728583
That's not what I meant, I probably wrote it badly.
How much time is for the speech? 10 seconds? 20? 5?

>>721728427
Some corrections
>どんな時も、君は諦めなかった。
>それこそが、最後に一番大事なことなんだ。
>レースで一度も勝てなかったかもしれない。
>でも君は……一番大切なものを手に入れたんだ!
>日本だけじゃない──今や世界中が!
>ハルウララ! 君は僕たち全員の心を手に入れたんだ!

>>721667242

consider to take these ones:
Aлиca - Tpacca E95
Лeпpикoнcы - Хaли Гaли, пapaтpyпep

>>721724135

do you guys usually upload the separate stems to mega and upload it here or what? Usually I'd just email the person I'm working with but you know, this is 4chan

>>721728648
Oh, well the section it goes in is about 30 seconds long, which is a liiittle longer than what the speech is. If it's too awkward I was thinking of rewriting it, adding another line in the middle or something.

>>721728690
Did you change some words? If so, If you can give me the kana i can update the pastebin. And thank you as well, i should've consulted with someone that could actually speak it.

>>721728761
Upload zip to krakenfiles.com and post in thread+sheet.

>>721727907
i'll give it a shot for fun but another voice that isnt mine would be a nice addition. hadnt seen the new pastebin btw so ill see what needs updating, like kuraimax. be warned tho i got chronic cotton mouth abd the melody is fast and loud so ive made some tiny adjustments to make them easier to pronounce and hear. nothing to worry about. still wagan here all weekend but after that ill have plenty of time to wrap it up.

>>721728943

Krakenfiles not available in yookay

Gonna try to find an alternative

>>721729040
kraken is stone dead, cant upload or download anything outside the iron curtain either

>>721728948
No worries! will be happy to have your take as well. I remember you mentioning that having backing vocals would be nice, I could shill for that too.
And change whatever you need to, it's really no problem.

Last year i've fucked up couple songs as a singer and still feel guilty about it.

>>721727907
Well, if you don't mind, I'd like to fix it for you, if you can remake the original English text. And then I can say it too.

>>721729240
Of course, yeah just give me a couple.

>>721728863
>should've consulted with someone that could actually speak it
Kek, I just asked ChatGPT
I could see that some of the kanji were off though

>>721724320
I decided to update the catbox share with a short guide/small number of tips on how to use REAPER and the plugins for the mixing template. It's definitely not enough to turn you into a pro but hopefully it'll get you some perspective on what things do.
https://files.catbox.moe/7lhn47.zip

>>721729202
You can redo them as DLC if you want!

>>721729202
It's all cool, use that to drive yourself to practice your tracks this year a little more if it helps.

>>721729040
You can use gofile.io, just know the links WILL expire before Oct 15 so be ready to reupload.

>>721729240
Alright here, I added one more line so that it hopefully matches the 30s better. Though it obviouslly depends on the speaker. Worst case scenario we can either cut a line or adjust the spacing between them in editing.
Also pardon my ESL.
"No matter what happened, no matter how many times you've lost.
You never gave up on your dream.
And that's what matters most in the end.
You may have never won a single race
But you... You won the most important thing of all.
In japan... No, now in the whole world-
Haru Urara, you've won all of our hearts!"
I'll update the pastebin once you give me the translation. (In romaji pls)

>>721729304
one of these musicals im gonna deliver a DLC album of retakes as an apology to every writefriend whose song ive ever botched or halfassed

>>721726750
Something like this? I might need to do more takes until it's better. I don't speak Japanese after all.
https://vocaroo.com/18JDNocAruof

>>721729786
nta but that's a sort of militaristic/samurai stereotype delivery, and this shit sounds more like whimsical cute anime girl moe/slice of life type vibe, just throwing it out there.

>>721729786
And I mispoke a word, fuck.

>>721729649

thanks anon

here's the Firaxis Parody of "It's over, isn't it?". I was struggling a little bit with this one to fit the syllables properly, so there's a bit of a swing (but it's not out of time or anything).

If whoever wrote the lyrics/is gonna mix it isn't happy with it, please let me know and I'll try again https://gofile.io/d/CTX72V

>>721729685
Not even gonna lie, I think it'll be better to just record takes in English instead of broken Japanese by people who can't speak Japanese. Unless you got a ton of takes and had everyone say it together in unison.

>>721729958
Yeah I don't know what I'm doing or saying.

>>721729786
>https://vocaroo.com/18JDNocAruof
Lmao it wasn't bad anon, but the tone is wrong, what >>721729958 said is write. Think something more like ... Deku screaming his heart out.
>>721730091
I wanted it in japanese because it matches the vibe of what I'm going for better. My pronounciation isn't bad, I just don't like my voice. But if we can get a few anons to do it in unison in english, that'd be damn amazing too, probably even better.

>>721730091
Replying to this again because I tried a take in english and liked it. I fuck with this idea, but I need help in making the speech roll of the tongue easier while maintaining the same emotion.

>>721730346
I guess I'll let a shonen do it then.

you gotta say the line like this: https://youtu.be/EFOIK2Z7sZ4?&t=118

>>721724135

If I as the singer want to upload my raw files, do I do it on to the "finished" tab as well, and then it just gets filled out further? not sure where exactly I place these files

>>721730850
tbf my inspiration for it was this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAZiDlM6MV4

>>721730346
I'd render it like this:
I can take a recording in a few hours when I'm off work and can scream into a microphone. Maybe we can create a demo for people to follow along with. Hey, maybe this is something a Vocaloid demo would be good for? Then we can get a bunch of anons to follow the timing along and have a whole host of people screaming today.

「何があっても、何度負けても、君は夢を諦めなかった。それが結局一番大切なことだ。たとえ一度もレースに勝てなかったとしても、君は…君は何よりも大切なものを手に入れた。日本で…いや、今や世界中で、ハルウララ、君は僕たちの心をすべて勝ち取った!」

Nani ga atte mo, nando makete mo,
kimi wa yume o akiramenakatta.
Sore ga kekkyoku ichiban taisetsu na koto da.
Tatoe ichido mo reesu ni katenakatta toshitemo,
kimi wa… kimi wa nani yori mo taisetsu na mono o te ni ireta.
Nihon de… iya, imaya sekaijū de,
Haru Urara, kimi wa bokutachi no kokoro o subete kachitotta!

>>721730346
>>I wanted it in japanese because it matches the vibe of what I'm going for better.
it's gonna be rough if you don't even know Japanese and are just hoping chatgpt didn't botch it...

>>721729040
>Krakenfiles not available in yookay
How do you even live in this shithole?

>>721731273
that sounds great! I'll put it down on the pastebin and will patiently wait for your demo. hell, if a lot of people do it i'll even pitch in.

>>721731320
even if it's a little broken, i don't mind too much, and it seems like other anons are helping out, which im incredibly thankful for.

>>721731206
kek that's good too.

i think chances of a buncha non-speakers sightreading japanese syncing up are slim.no reason not to try tho. alternating lines/voices might work.

>>721731961
Having a demo makes things easier. We'll see what we do with all the takes in editing after. I like the idea of alternating and then having everyone scream out her name and the last line together.

>>721731961
i mean, this sort of thing happens all the time

(of course, the results are... glorious... but...)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0FIDjx4Ig8

>>721731961
Nah, if someone speaks a phonetic language then it is pretty likely they can do a good japanese impression

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>>721724883

Read the Game Text (Media Literacy Theme Song)
Reading Rainbow: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwJy-ipRbng
Instrumental: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq3uFy_wXZM

Read the game text!

Posting lies to get pissed
/v/ believes straight up grift
Check the facts, not just reacts,
(Please) read the game text

/v/ can grift anywhere
Don’t be vexed, inspect subtext,
(Please) read the game text

/v/ can grift anything
Come on, read, before you seethe,
(Please) read the game text
Read the game text!

>>721733469
I like it, it's pretty fun.

>>721733469
>reading rainbow
hell yeah brother, for me it's
>butterfly up my ass
>I can go twice as fast

>>721735295
Not
>butterfly up my ass
>I can come twice as fast
baka

>>721735471
coming is commonplace, I prefer the idea of rapidly flying up a butthole

Oh no the music bros are day drinking instead of SING MY FUCKING SONG

what about a song extolling the joys of wielding a chainsaw in videogames

Uhhh... Shill bump for Grips of an Angel. Not my song but I like hearing passionate songs about games I've never played. I swear this thread is gonna die soon.

>>721737721
I am not alone to sing today but I could mix songs instead

>>721737928
There are some that have been sitting in general edit for a while, if any of them interest you. Since the thread is slow I'll shill mine, That's Why I Stopped Playing Vidya.

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>>721737746
Thanks for bringing it up, appreciate it. Since it was brought up I should mention I updated the lyrics for better storytelling and lyric order since the last time it was mentioned in the thread. One of the verses has been reworded to sound more natural and I think it progresses better as a story with the order of the choruses now.

>>721738921
thanks for letting us know. i got songs to sing already but it sounded like it might be adjacent to my ballpark

sing my songs please (they're in the sheet under anon)

unsing my songs please (they're in the sheet under anon)

sing my unsongs please (they're in the sheet under anon)

>>721726145
Took a stab

[Verse 1]
The journos told me when I was young
"The games are sexist, and simply no fun
We need a story, and less gameplay
And it might even help if Kratos was gay"

[Break]
(Be a numale God of War fan)

[Verse 2]
Oh, take your IP, throw it in the trash
Make Kratos a father who takes it up the ass
His sons a homo, yeah, and his wife is a hag
And do your best to forget about God of Wars past

[Chorus]
And be a numale God of War fan
Oh, eat your Doritos, and drink mountain dew cans
Baby, be a numale God of War fan
Oh, won't you basedjack, or else you'll get banned

[Verse 3]
Forget his lust for violence and gore
He's got a son now, from some ugly whore
And you can do this, oh, baby, if you try
All they want for you, chud, is to be sissified

[Chorus]
And be a numale God of War fan
Oh, eat your Doritos, and drink mountain dew cans
Baby, be a numale God of War fan
Oh, won't you basedjack, or else you'll get banned

[Verse 4]
Boy, don't you worry, you'll find another game
But if you don't like it, you will be shamed
Games are changing, you're being left behind
All that they want for you, chud, is to be sissified

[Chorus]
And be a numale God of War fan
Oh, eat your Doritos, and drink mountain dew cans
Baby, be a numale God of War fan
Oh, won't you basedjack, or else you'll get banned

[Outro]
And be a numale God of War fan
Oh, eat your Doritos, and drink mountain dew cans
Baby, be a numale God of War fan

>>721741604
>All they want for you, chud, is to be sissified
incredible

>>721741604
Kek

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>>721741604
Very good, only thing I would do I change the last line of the outtro to say
>be a better kind of man
So as to fit with the current meme it was inspired by

>>721731273
>>721726750
So I've been absolutely dying to do something, anything for this musical and something like this I can try during my lunch when I do some pitching practice in the garage
I know we got no demo yet but still wanted to try my hand at it
How's this sound?
https://krakenfiles.com/view/T0qn1oXYQC/file.html

>>721742203
Oh forgot to mention but should be obvious, done incredibly quickly using just phone recorder and upload file as is. I don't have the luxury for anything more than that these days...

>>721742024
yeah I just kinda threw this together in a couple minutes, someone else who's smarter and a better songwriter can fix it up, just leave this in the ether for a better man

>>721742203
I love the energy anon. That's pretty much what I'm looking for. The timing and the emphasis of each word is a little bit off, but that's fine! Hope we can get your pipes once we get the demo.

>>721731273
Fuck it, i'll try a quick demo too.

>>721742813
>the timing and the emphasis of each word is a little bit off,
Yeah listening to it again it is awkward for what the phrases means. I should have had the english next to the japanese to really feel the meanings of the words and know what to emphasize. But I only have my phone alas. Also out of breath after hurling 2 seamers, should have recorded first. I'll see if I get time to record again next time I have a chance

NEW UPDATE FOR THE PORN GAME
IT'S MADE BY SHMUCKS

>>721743382
What? Also we need more porn game songs since evidently only /v/ appreciates those games
I recommend Goblin/Dragon Conqueror

>>721743692
PATREON ALL THAT MONEY
ITS KEPT ALIVE BY KEKS

>>721743692
They were quoting a song about porn games from last year's musical.

>>721743874
HOLD CONTROL THROUGH THE TEXT

>>721744774
THAT'S WHAT THE PINK HAIRED WAIFU SAID

>>721742980
>>721731273
Here's my attempt, I could probably scream more.
https://voca.ro/1nUlkjrblj5x

Belinda Carlisle Heaven is a place in earth

Ooh Silksong do you know what that's worth?
Ooh, Silksong wasn't made in Perth
They say in gaming, money comes first
We charge more for games way way worse
We'll charge more for games way way worse

>>721745217
>Ooh, Silksong wasn't made in Perth
is there some reference there or is this just the first word rhymezone gave you as a rhyme for worth

>>721745369
Team cherry is australian

>>721745452
right but like hollow knight wasn't made in perth either. you could say it wasn't made anywhere except the 1 place it was, Adelaide.

>>721745183
based
but yeah does seem to need more screaming especially with that music behind it

>>721745595
But none of those rhyme with worth

>>721745665
hence the original question:
is there some reference there or is this just the first word rhymezone gave you as a rhyme for worth

>>721745604
It's tough, I'm using my phone since i have no mic, I'll try it harder for the final one, once we have some more anons on board.

>>721745903
Ah yeah understandable

>>721738718
I actually might but I wanna finish my beers first so you can get a drunkTM mix

uma uma uma

>>721746991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLY10s-RfFk

>>721747024
kino

>>721746991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV9tMEMG1pM

bro i felt so bad for the horse people when this happened.

>>721747198
I have to be happy I heard about her while she was still alive at least. it's a strong story. very glad we're getting uma songs here as well.

I know it probably can't be sung but how would you parody this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q86owGQzaG0

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>Hazbin hotel in the spreadsheet

>>721747413
it's a good ost with catchy music, and importantly the original lyrics being weak means we actually have a shot at making better versions.

>>721747362
Look mate you should know by now that the answer is
Only for the feet

>>721747304
>>721747198
One of the songs is in homage to her, and there's a little speech in the middle that we're trying to get a couple anons to join in and read in unison, at least the very last phrase. If either of you want to participate! It's just reading a line with the proper intonation, no actual singing involved.

>>721747362
like most songs there's far more than 1 good answer. it's a dark brooding kind of mood so it would work well for any topic that fits that literally or ironically. like, for a random game, The Darkness could easily fit the vibe and you could even tie it to the scratchy voice The Darkness itself has in the game.

>>721747574
I'm not comfortable butchering japanese desu. if later there's not enough people to get it finished I could probably give it a take but I doubt you'll have trouble getting a few people since we have so much time and it's a good excuse for non-singfags that still want to help to get on the album.

Have we ever done a Fate song? It's a visual novel after all.

>>721747635
I think the song's about accepting that you are weak, so it could probably fit well with being shit at video games in that sense.

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>>721747846
I don't think we've had a full-on dedicated "Fate Song" but We Don't Post About Gacha starts with FGO as the topic before transitioning into lyrics that universally apply to gacha.

something something king arthur cant swim

>>721748005
After some thought, maybe if you make it about sucking at fighting games, it'll work. Not only are fighting games incomprihensible to learn to a lot people, but they're really frustrating to get good at.
>The tale of the bitter man, here I am.
Really fits.

>>721748479
post a song that fits this

>>721749267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVmG_d3HKBA

>>721725038
>Someone is re-shilling my song
I appreciate this but why?

>>721724135
try /mu/ or /vg/ for your general, friendo!

>>721749994
we did that in like 2018 but now the mods don't care anon

>>721749967
He is not wrong

>>721749967
NTA but it's a slow ass day, reshilling something makes sense then and a lot of anons here don't have anything they write themselves so they shill something they like.

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>>721747413
You're right, there needs to be more.
Let me throw together something for Loser Baby real quick

>>721750416
nobody is gonna sing it anyway, like the ones on the sheet it's bound to suck

>>721750514
Reading you loud and clear, Helluva Boss song coming right up

>>721750835
at least do the kesha one

>>721747413
Hazbin is fucking awful but this wouldn't be the first parody of one of their songs. We had one last year. If the parody's good, it's fine.

I have a weird problem with Helluva Boss. It's a guilty pleasure but I can't bring myself to watch it.

>>721750908
I'm gonna come right out and say it.
I did not much care for that one.
It felt a bit too repetitive. Far from my least favorite in the series, mind you, but I don't know. I feel like it lacked substance.
That being said, I don't actually have any ideas for a Helluva song or another Hazbin. I think there's a lot of potential in their soundtracks but I don't have any good ideas for them. I feel like Hell is Forever is just waiting for one though.

>>721751597
hell is forever is rough to parody because it's one of the only good tracks in the entire ost, since it's actually funny. people were right to try to parody the boring ass ones even if their parodies were also boring.

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>>721724883

Kill by the 'Sharty (The 4chan Cuck is Dying)
We Like to Party - Vengaboys
ORIGINAL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRQPDlKoaWk
INSTRUMENTAL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOdT9aeeveQ

**Intro**
Kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by, kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by, kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by, kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by the 'Sharty

**Instrumental Break**

**Verse 1**
Why is there a new banner?
Why is there Miku?
What the fuck is Basedjak Party?
They really brought back /qa/, too? (/qa/ too)
Hey, /v/, hey, /v/, you hear it play, /v/?
Happening is just around the corner!
In /v/, in /v/, you see it spin, /v/?
/v/ won't be here soon...!

**Chorus**
The 4chan cuck is dying!
And hiromoot is crying!
The janny board is leaking!
The mental health thread freaking!
They got the jannies pizza!
Both re-al and fap cheese-ah!
So we're kill by the 'Sharty!
Shitposters have a party!

**Instrumental Break**

**Bridge**
Kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by, kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by, kill by the 'Sharty

**Verse 2**
Hey /v/, hey /v/, ready to play, /v/?
Vidya time is just around the corner!
Say /v/, say /v/, you gonna game, /v/?
'Cos /v/'s gone for you...!

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>>721751976
>>721724883

**Chorus**
The 4chan cuck is dying!
And everyone's F5ing!
Like balls, the site's inert now!
Outdated sources hurt now!
So much for "here forever"—
The thread of fate is severed!
So we're kill by the 'Sharty!
Security was shotty!
The 4chan cuck is dying!
An exodus is flying!
Lainchan X tumblr reddit!
An interwebzy exit!
The site of spite is silenced!
But rage anons need violence!
So we're kill by the 'Sharty!
Got dumped on like a potty!

**Bridge**
Kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by, kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by, kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by, kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by the 'Sharty
Kill by, kill by the 'Sharty

**Instrumental Break**

**Bridge**
The 4chan cuck is dying, the 4chan cuck is dying
The 4chan cuck is dying, the 4chan cuck is...

**Chorus**
The 4chan cuck is dying!
And when it starts reviving—
Anons have settled elsewhere—
Though they're going through hell there!
They're banned for CP posting!
But /v/, their home, they're ghosting!
So we're kill by the 'Sharty!
'Cos who comes back? Nobody!
The 4chan cuck is dying!
The jannies are resigning!
And /f/ is fucking over!
This era's gone; bye, clover!
I don't want "coal" or "gemmy"!
I want my soul; condemn me!
So we're kill by the 'Sharty!
A slowly rotting body!
The 4chan cuck is dying!

>>721752058
some pretty clever lines here but not a fan of the song phrasing things this way. mentioning sharty at all is iffy, a song about how sharty ebin owned us that seems to praise sharty with the wording feels too far for /v/tm. the toxicity parody this year at least only mentions the sharty specifically to call them toxic, this one literally says they shit on us.

>>721751812
Why do you guys act like parodying an already funny/good song is a hard job?
There's several good Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss parodies.

How is Hazbin vidya? I thought it was just a cartoon

>>721752686
Yeah I don't see how a song about Hazbin by itself is vidya.

>>721752236
'arty won doe

>>721752312
if I want to listen to a funny hell is forever I just listen to hell is forever. if someone parodied it here it would probably just be "you're here forever" and the lyrics would all be either kept the same or worse anywhere they changed. it could have the best singer combo possible and it still wouldn't be something I listen to over the original.

to me peak /v/tm is injecting the humor and niche topics into them. to each their own I guess but I would take a 6/10 parody over an 8/10 kinda dull original but never a 6/10 parody over a 8/10 already funny song.

>>721752686
it's a cartoon, people are talking about parodying the songs

>>721752779
then go to sharty the musical, this isn't the place for it

>>721752985
>>721752236

if certain topics are cucked out of the musical for being too controversial then we might as well stop making songs. It's gay.

>>721753317
If you like the topic so much then you can just sing it and see if anyone will make a worthwhile mix.

>>721752905
wtf is this 2004 Deviant Art meets 2012 Tumblr ass show?

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>>721753317
retard, /v/tm has had specific topics from day 1 of year 1. it is not cucking to tell you that a song praising sharty is not /v/tm material. it has nothing to do with controversy, you didn't write a song on the 4 topics of the musical.

>>721752236
hmm how is this song praising sharty? i don't read that at all. it's just saying that 4chan is dead, due to sharty.

don't tell me you're so butthurt by 4chan getting insulted. please dont tell me your life is that pathetic

I've wanted to see if I can do this one sometime but I've no idea what to sing for it. Some doom metal for the senses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZjuzPU9UE4

>>721753504
yeah I didn't believe it I just wanted to bump the thread.

>>721753317
Nobody said anything about controversy. Your song's topic is "sharty won". Which of the 4 album types does that fall under?

Vidya
Industry
Platforms
Board Culture

and before you say "Board Culture", no sharty is not part of our culture.

>>721753596
4chan dying is kinda part of the culture tho

>>721753596
Thank you for your contribution to thread bumping.

>>721753538
it's filled with sharty memes, not /v/ memes. Nobody on /v/ calls us "the site of spite", it's all taunts from sharty. I'm not "butthurt", this is the same as someone just making a song about how tumblr is amazing or some other off topic shit.

>>721753554
glad you're honest

>>721753663
the song isn't about 4chan dying, it's about the sharty mocking 4chan for dying.

>>721754032
>major event in 4chan
>"off topic shit"

WOKE UP
THIS MORNING

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>mommy and daddy
>fighting
>mfw
pls stap!! pls jus sing songs!! :(

>>721754160
work on your media literacy, the song is not about the major event.

>>721754246
TURNED ON MAH CONSOLE

>>721754342
work on YOUR media literacy, the only thing the song talks about is that the sharty killed 4chan (objectively true) and talks about the reactions from everybody on 4chan

if you tie your egos to 4chan so much that you can't handle some rando's song about how 4chan got fucked over once (despite all the other songs we make about us being losers on here) then yeah, you're pathetic

>>721754443
TO PLAE SOME GAEMS BUT

To the writer of the Tatsuro Yamashita parody, sorry to bug you but I wanted to check in on how that's going. I'll be dealing with most, if not all of my current queue tomorrow so I'll have plenty of room to handle it.

>>721754513
I'm not even justifying bait this blatant with an actual response. you failed at adding even a shred of believability that someone could honestly believe this as they typed it.

>>721754513
make a post without being an obnoxious faggot and it might be a deal

>>721754607
THEY'VE LOST THEIR SOUL

Will this song get spite sung and spite edited?

>>721754513
>the only thing the song talks about is that the sharty
oh so it's not about 4chan, it's objectively a song about something the sharty did

>and talks about the reactions from everybody on 4chan
yeah they were right, 0 media literacy if you think "The 4chan cuck is dying!" is a reaction from 4chan.

>>721754948
it probably wouldn't even be qualified for DLC if it did, we rejected less obvious bait in the past

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>mommy and daddy
>still fighting

I'm pretty decent at japanese. Anyone need me to say anything?

>write an intentionally incendiary song on a drama topic
>reply to yourself pointing out the drama doesn't belong
>argue as both sides in the thread to stir drama and attempt to convince onlookers to join in
>go out of the way to repeatedly mention things like spite singing to try to bait someone into doing it
anything I missed in this obviously scripted scene?

>>721755103
Too high effort to be a bait. I summon Greene to this thread to tell his yes or no, otherwise it's going to devolve into a usual competition which sides whines harder.
At least this time this started when the lyrics were first posted in the thread, which gives the writefag an opportunity to immediately work on the lyrics, and doesn't fuck over singfags.

>>721755623
yeah you forgot to SING MY FUCKING SONG YOU FUCK
not that one tho

>>721752236
Hey I'm the original writefag. Nah man I hate those guys and I was seething yesterday that traffic on 4chan is still down compared to pre-hack times. That's why the last stanza is talking about how they're soulless while 4chan has soul. The song is basically a diary of my personal experience of the event, because I had never heard of those fuckers before the Miku banner came up. The dumped on like a potty line is just referencing their name. "The 4chan cuck is dying" line is a reference to how they call it 4cuck, yeah, but also just because I wanted it to sound funny. I can change it to "My 4chan board is dying" or anything else you want. But I was not celebrating them. I was rueing the fact that they took 4chan away from me for nearly two weeks AND this hack has caused my home on the internet to get fucked due to continued declining traffic.

>>721755746
i fucking love how everyone defending his song wasn't even him (in theory)

>>721755657
not much to argue over, if "Straight Outta Reddit" or "r/4chan" had been written unironically they wouldn't have made it in

>>721755657
we have someone stalking the spreadsheet for hours upon hours daily and constantly fucking with it, you are naive if you think nobody would put a little effort into bait solely to get you to say the effort was too high for it to be bait.
the thread went from dead to extremely active literally the minute it was posted, and the song is filled with sharty memes you literally never see on 4chan, it's a blatant sharty raid.

>>721755886
>Straight Outta Reddit
This song would clearly make fun of redditors on 4chan.

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who cares about the sharty is what I say. it would be gay to immortalize them in our musical, like what they did was noteworthy. if you want to sing about 4chan being down, well ok, but why do you even have to mention them?

>>721755886
This. We actually had this same sort of drama over the Discord song someone wrote years ago, because it was only kinda negative, and it got rewritten to be significantly more negative iirc. /v/ the musical does not praise other social media sites with dedicated songs.

It is nice to see the musical finally put its foot down.

>>721756110
I mentioned them just because Sharty rhymes with Party and I thought it would be a fun and funny song to write. I'm happy to rewrite the lyrics to be more negative. I just don't know actually know a lot about the Sharty, and I don't think that a bunch of lyrics like "they're a bunch of faggots" are interesting when I can make actual jokes about my experience on 4chan. The only Sharty memes I know are "coal" and "gem", if Sharty refers to 4chan as being spiteful, I am unaware. I called it the site of spite because /v/'s entire thing is /v/-tan being angry, petty, and spiteful. If you have suggestions for how to improve the lyrics, I'm all fucking ears. And despite your belief, what they did to us WAS noteworthy. It's a fact that it revealed the security holes in the aging source code and, most importantly, that traffic is still down across the boards I frequent, mostly /v/ and /a/, after the event, and I don't know whether they will ever go back to the way they were. And it kills me to see the place I grew up with on the internet get fucked over because a bunch of anons decided to scatter and never come back.

>>721755746
And there we have it. The writefag is once again a good guy who is perfectly willing to change the lyrics, and this time you actually did your only job and informed him when he first posted those lyrics.

>>721756608
the sharty are an offshoot of 4chan, people who used to hang out on /qa/ or something, but when it got shut down they had nowhere to go so they fucked off to altchans, one of which got enough traction to become its own thing. that's about all I know.

I'd help but I don't know much more about them than that, and I don't even know if that I know is right.

>>721756826
I don't know if I want the song to be MORE about the Sharty. The Sharty are only notable because they initiated the event. I want the song to capture how I felt before, during, and after the debacle. It's focused on the experience of a /v/ user. And yes, I make jokes like how 4chan being down means that I had more time to play video games, but I'm not doing that to praise them.

>>721757101
>i say the song is about 4chan going down
>"muh media literacy" anons say it's about praising sharty when it clearly isn't
>writefag finally comes out and says it is about 4chan going down and not about sharty
lol
lmao, even

>>721756608
>If you have suggestions for how to improve the lyrics, I'm all fucking ears.
honestly, the topic is toxic and shouldn't have been touched at all from this angle. when we mention something like reddit or discord in our songs, it is always meant as the upmost insult and filled with disdain, it shouldn't be different for sharty. I was on the fence about the toxicity parody and even that one we made comments when it was posted grumbling that they shouldn't be getting shoutouts.
>And it kills me to see the place I grew up with on the internet get fucked over because a bunch of anons decided to scatter and never come back.
there's a strong dissonance between this and the tone of the song. because a happy sounding song constantly calling 4chan cucks, a rotting body, silenced, and dumped on like a potty does not read as a song that is trying to memorialize the closest call to death the site has ever had unironically.

Video games?

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>>721757101
ok well forget I even expressed my opinion tbdesu, I was just saying in general that the sharty are gay. sorry idk how to help make the song better is what I meant. also I'm not the same person who was protesting to the song just so you know.

>>721756608
I'm glad people got filtered off

>>721757254
it is about the sharty, the anon failed writing it about 4chan, so both of you lack media literacy. if it was about 4chan it wouldn't need to be rewritten, yet it does.

Now try to be actually helpful and assist the anon with the new possible lines and rhymes.

I want big white cock in my tight brown hole

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>>721757683
here u go

>>721757683
Shut up and go back to singing the songs you signed up for, jayjay

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>>721757683
here u go

Toxicity writefag here. I figure I should get some feedback while the topic is hot because I don't want people to blow up on it later. a singfag already sang this one but it wasn't mixed yet. Do you think it's worth cutting the "sharty victory" bit from 1 verse, the hook calling them toxic, both? I'd hope the singfag would be able to record adjustments if we change them, but I don't know.

4chan hacked, site down I've got nowhere to go
Having to find some new ways to spend my free time
Playing games as a pastime activity
The toxicity of the sharty, of the sharty

You, what did you do 12 days?
What did you do without us? Without Us
Please tell me you didn't go to reddit
Go to reddit or X
Tell me you didn't go to reddit or X
Without us, without us, without us

Mass mod team doxxes, some leave us
Sharty victory, our site was down now, out of luck
Playing games as a pastime activity
The toxicity of the sharty, of the sharty

You, what did you do 12 days?
What did you do without us? Without Us
Please tell me you didn't go to reddit
Go to reddit or X
Tell me you didn't go to reddit or X
Without us, without us, without us

You, what did you do 12 days?
What did you do without us?
Please tell me you didn't go to reddit
Go to reddit or X
Tell me you didn't go to reddit or X
Without us, without us, without us

While I survived 12 days
I held strong and waited for you
While I survived 12 days
I held strong and waited for you

>>721757683
Musical guardian...

>>721757601
the central lyric of the song itself is a problem, realistically we don't want to be bringing up the sharty at all if we can help it because they did it for the notoriety and this is giving them that.

>>721758097
A song on youtube with 100 views won't give them any notoriety.

>>721757297
I already said that I'm willing to change the cuck line and am asking you for suggestions. I'm sorry that you feel that way, but the 4chan right now is objectively losing users and rotting. It is not shameful for me to express it feels like my house is falling apart. If I'm only allowed to write about such topics to
If I have to remove those lines, that's fine, but it is really how I feel about it. I can put in more lines about how I feel like shit about it or how it feels like my home is burning down if you want. I just usually focus on jokes when I'm writing songs so I didn't think to do it, but I can take out jokes and be more sad about it.
>>721757493
Where is it about the sharty aside from the factoid that they did it? If you see any lines of praise, I will remove them, because I did not mean them.
>>721757406
You're fine, thanks for trying to help. I agree that the Sharty should die and burn.

>>721758181
it will give them something to post in their threads laughing about the incident.

>>721758278
why do you care about what people on sharty do

>>721754619
It is going! I am being autistic about syllables and stresses, and asking one of my Japanese fluent friends to check over my stresses. I only have about ten lines left to write!!! I will have it done for you tonight. Thanks for waiting for me. If I do Sparkle or something as well it'll be a lot quicker since I already have an idea and a better sense about Japanese timing, hopefully.

you guys should really be singing sakapatate instead of arguing

>>721756110
4chan went down
it made me frown
what use do I have
if I can't be a clown

on the internet
making anons kek
that's what I long for
ten times better than sex

>>721757990
personally I think that one is fine, if nobody sang it then it would be easy to say that at least the "sharty victory" line should be adjusted, but putting the singer out is a whole other pain so I'd see if they'd be able to work around it.

>>721758217
the sharty lines wherever possible should be gutted, if you have to leave some then that's how it is but people aren't going to like it.
past that, the problem imo isn't that you wrote a song with lines about 4chan rotting, it's that you chose an upbeat vengaboys song to do it. there is no chance the song isn't going to sound sarcastic at best and antagonistic at worst, the singer has to sound excited and happy while saying these things. realistically half the lines should be changed, anything that you would think is sarcastic if someone was smirking while saying it.

>>721758337
because this is /v/ the musical and not sharty the musical. we're not making songs for them.

>>721758893
We're not even making songs for /v/ at this point, just for the people who visit our threads.

>>721758826
Well the only "sharty" reference in there is the recurrent line about partying. Do you want me to remove all of the jokes? It would legitimately help me if you took the rentry and starred all of the lines that you think need adjusting, and I can rewrite it. I think it'll be a boring song but I'll do it. I don't know how to prove my /v/ cred or that I'm not a shartyraider or whatever you think. I picked the song because I like to make anons kek and an upbeat song is better for that than a sad song, period.

>>721758217
>I can put in more lines about how I feel like shit about it or how it feels like my home is burning down if you want. I just usually focus on jokes when I'm writing songs so I didn't think to do it, but I can take out jokes and be more sad about it.
do you happen to be deaf? because I don't think you're going to make We Like To Party sound sad no matter what lyrics you put on it. if anything the song itself is most of the problem

>>721758762
forgot the second half:

4chan is better than sex (50 times repeating)

*instrumental fades out*

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>>721758531
Fuck yeah, this shit's going to be dope.

Look at this funny Japanese man.

>>721759058
I'd say wait and see if you find a singer and work with them on what lines they have a problem with, if any.
but I'd still stand by the problem being the mismatch between the topic and base song, it's literally a song about celebrating and no matter what sad lyrics you put over it, it's going to sound like a song about celebrating. I never would have chosen this combo from the start personally, it's going to be difficult to not have it sound like the intent is that it's an anti-4chan "lets celebrate it dying" song.

あの男はとても面白いです。^_^

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>>721759074
I picked it because I wanted it to be a funny song and make anons laugh. I'm sorry if that makes you feel made fun of. I've written other songs that poke fun at myself for the games I like or whatever. I did not think about shartyfags a single time while writing it.

let us interrupt the sperging with some mild productivity
>>721724883
Meta ReFantaziana retake rerecord with teh newer changes
https://krakenfiles.com/view/zpJL0oY11T/file.html

I have a sore throat but I think this will work, it should be good enough to splice the changes into my previous recordings but the editor will figure out which phrase take he will prefer. (fairly sure I fucked up a sentence but it wasnt one of the changed ones)

>>721759735
>I'm sorry if that makes you feel made fun of.
I don't feel made fun of, in fact I love songs that make fun of people like me, I write some myself. I'm pointing out that you're not going to be making the song sound sad because it's not a sad song, so saying you're going to write sadder lyrics isn't going to accomplish anything.

I would keep the happy tone but gut the sharty stuff. rebrand it as "offline time party" or something so most of the lyrics can stay the same but the idea is now just that it's a random anon going nuts celebrating the different impacts of the site being down. now the jokes feel like jokes within the community instead of jokes from the sharty.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does this make your stomach drop?
>We are pleased to announce the new Gerudo expansion. Those who pre-order will get 2000 free Triforce Tokens, plus a free 'desert traveler Link' skin. And now to help showcase the new battle pass, please welcome Tom Holland!

>>721760276
Yo, I'm the original writer. This is certified kino. Thanks for elevating my shit post and thanks to the Italian who made me improve it.

>>721760645
0, I never owned any nintendo consoles or have played any nintendo games

>>721760645
I'd pay for it if 'desert traveler Link' is as hot as Gerudo Outfit Link

>>721760919
valid and agreed

>>721760805
Just let me know if you need retakes

>>721760645
>Gerudo expansion
don't care what game, give me a gerudo expansion on gtav I'll start playing again. cooking mama gerudo expansion, I'll be there

is making a song about Dreamscape fucking dying a good idea or it will make me sad...

>>721760841
>>721760919
>>721762728
back to the draft board I guess

>>721762941
Make it to “everything you ever dreamed” from Evangelion bwo

>>721762978
write it for yourself nigga

awshit this is still going? nyanners and douk still around?
>t. oldfag that left and comes by every now and then

>>721762978
evil is more like epona subscription service, $5.99 a month or no horse. your last line was perfect though, I'd hate that

>>721763810
yes, they're both here come contribute with them

>>721764174
gimmie a bit, let me get back up to speed with the new stuff. funny this thread happens, was reminiscing, listening to the old musicals the other day.

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>>721764085
diabolical, I might use that

SINGFAGS
What song do you wish you could do again to give it a better rendition?

Tomorrow I sing if people get the fuck out of the house

>>721765008
Ishimura, 2508. The vocals aren't properly in sync and it's probably my weakest performance yet. If I could do it again, I'd let someone else have it.

>>721762941
What's Dreamscape? Or was Dreamscape I guess?

>>721765791
Redo it for DLC.

right, got one. is a draft, could possibly try sing it when i get some booze. it's most likely shit, i know. it's just a rough draft.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRNRuXhvjO
Everyone loves a patent!
(money flowing)
What a haul!
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
In case you ain't heard, I'm Nintendo
II'll sue your games with this crescendo,
We'll take all of your pay, oh we'll blow it away
I'm the King of Summoning, yeah it's great to be me.

Look around, we've got shovelware and nostalgia,
Rose-tinted glasses for consoomer desires,
I've got an army of lawyers, waiting at my command,
And the Pokefags eating from the palm of my hand!

Ah ha, AH HA HA!

I'm a real seedy cunt, yeah I'm sure you'll agree.

I get my kicks, suing kids and the casuals
I love to brag, they're real dumb fags

But now folks, listen closely. It's time I made a confession.

Copying Dragon Quest is my GREATEST OBSESSION!!!!!!!!!!!

AH HA, AH HA HA HA HA!

(freestyle here maybe)

So now that you know my story,
You'll sage this shit while being horny!
I know you've gooned to Gardevoir,
And you'll still buy my games
No matter what you do, I'll file a claim!
YES! They call me a toddler, but still suck on my tit
I'm the King of Summoning...
And my games are all shit!

*blows kisses of encouragement to all* (no homo)

>>721767632
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRNRuXhvjO
shit, fucked up the song. off to a flying start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRNRuXhvjOI

>>721767632
"the Underworld" -> "Summoning"
ye missing a syllable my niggy

>>721768084
ha, yeah i had a feeling i'd fuck it up on first go. the song was rushed. if anyone wants to critique i'm all ears, always looking to improve when it comes to music

>>721768284
Really good pick for a song tho!

>>721768369
if anyone wants to edit it or improve it any way i'd be happy to sing it later, hell if it sounds shit it'll be funny anyway

>>721765008
all of them. I fantasize about redoing all my songs, but I know the reality would involve me also feeling like I could do better after the 2.0 versions are born

>>721767632
Video is unavailable

Pretty sure i'm alone on this, but has anyone else not really been feeling the M/v/sical spirit this year?

>>721770923
It's a meh year
Usually new blood and new singers bring new life into the project but there aren't any new singfags this year aside from that Bossa guy

>>721770923
>>721770976
that's fucked. i actually sing some of the old songs and reminisce when i get drunk (pirate my game, tumblr and 4chan etc.) neighbours hate it but they can fuck themselves. miss the old /v/. mario retardy streams used to be dope too.

>>721760645
Thanks doc

>>721770923
I feel the same, but mostly because of irl stuff instead of the musical itself

>>721770923
Dunno. I am enjoying the hell out of it despite all the drama and vandalism. Ive sung two songs so far and have my eye on a couple more. Struggling with the range on some but that just makes me wanna practice more for next year.

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>>721770923
This feels like an especially dry year in regards to new topics, but maybe that's just me.

>>721772354
It's because recapanon is MIA

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>>721724883
>>721746773
3 in the morning and 6 beers later i don't know if this sounds good or not
https://krakenfiles.com/view/GhoCzu3VCz/file.html