50/50 coinflip shit. Do I go for it /v/ros?
no, play an actual game instead of gacha. you can even spend that money on commissioning your waifu you'll ignore this post because your dysgenic mind is incapable of imagining real gameplay
>>722559602>front skill hint>+90 statsDo it
>>722559750forgot to screenshot but it failedthanks for playing anyways :)
>>722559602Rest. You were already going to cap speed anyway. No point in going overcap.
>>722559903Get Well Soon or Don't Overdo It?
>>722559602Rest
>>722559602CunnyInc. Wants (YOU)anyone can join, only requirement is to put /v/ in your profile so we know youre from here
creating "generals" in /v/ is now a bannable offense apparently
>>722560559Better to just give it some time and let things chill
>>722560559If I make a thread with uma pic that talk about something else, I get banned for off topic thread.If I make a thread with uma pic that talk about uma, I get banned for making generals.What's the correct play here?
Do it OP, what’s the worst that could happen?
>>722560602you're missing the point, a schizo janny can only delete thread but not ban anyone. he now has a mod backing him up.
>>722560758She TANKED that
>>722560731>Lust provoking image>irrelevant time wasting questionThen we restrain the Teiobros
>>722560835Thats happened before, mods generally play nice post diplomacy as long as we don't get out of hand with the amount of threads.
1019 7368cancer
>>>/trash/
>>722561362>none of the umas have good moodlol
/vg/ chads rape /v/irgins in these cm lobbies
>>722561362>all of those bad moodsfucking lol, gg
>>722561362Good race, anons. I’m having trouble with my third ace, so I’ll try making a front Bakushin.
>Lazy bait.
>>722559602Do you guys ever do a recreation in the starting months to get mood growth up early, or is it just better to plow through and hope for event RNG luck?
>>722561786I do mood up when my energy gets low the first time, if I'm lucky it also replenishes some of it
>>722561786I normally just wait for Kita/Eishin flash to give their mood up event(s). The first year mood isnt super important. If I get a bad mood I’ll do a recreation first year. Then in late march I believe you get a guaranteed mood up.
>>722561786If you have a deck with three or four mood events, it's better to just wait for them to trigger. You should only do recreation pre-debut if every training including wit has less than two friends on it.
>>722561835>>722561843>The duality of Umamusumes
>>722561892>>722561875Overruled!
>>722561778The single time I got Groundwork + 3 greens + Mile S during a Bakushin run, Kitasan never showed up and I ended up with 900 speed.
>>722561892I look like this however, so my training technique is superior.
>>722561786Nah. Usually half the cards take care it by the end of the first year and mood downs handled by Happy Meek owner. If you want an early mood up, run green devil instead and get Kitasan, Eishin and Bourbon to orange ASAP after that.
>>722561953Season one is chocked full of sovl
>>722561953holy FUCK i love mcqueen
>>722561964What are some other good cards with quick mood ups? Doesnt Marvelous have one too?
>>722561951My biggest struggle is getting 900 power, since I went all-in on stamina parents like an idiot
You guys lied to me, you told me that Bourbon is a good power card who shows up to power trainings but she didn't do that in my fukukitaru run! She even got charming pre-debut!
oh
>>722562129Stamina parents are good though, but now make some power parents or power/stamina hybrids
>>722562125I think Urara Guts card gives loads of mood ups
>>722562125Matikanefukukitaru has some
>>722561964I used to love Green Devil for that exact reason, but I need to borrow Kitasan and I realized all my best runs flowed from her.>>722561953>Heights: V:165, M:159, G:170J-Just how short are you, Trainer-san?>>722561939I demand an appeal.
7999 0616last one
>>722562149>Fukukitaruthere’s your problem, now post the obligatory sound webm
>Get the Groundwork combo to fire for the first time in career>Leaps forward, then gets passed>Have Sparkly Stardom fire midrace for the first time>Leaps forward, then gets passed again>Have Angling and Scheming fire at the end>Still have pacers n shit creep up on me at the end anywayI dont see what the big deal is
>>722562179I’ve got high hopes for this one, but I’ll have to make S. Maru a groundwork parent.
>>722562426Post stats
I HATE FRONT RUNNERS (except Bakushin of course)
What do I do if CM starts tomorrow and I still lack 2 aces?
Pure bred American retard LOVE
>>722562219sigh...she is still cute tho
>>722562561*activates angling*Heh nothin personnel
>>722562594You do your best until the first round begins 48 hours after choosing your grade
>don't get turf>don't get mile>don't even get groundwork>but get the best statline I've gotten on a runI think I just have to take it...
>>722562594Autoselect. Done.>gigachad.png
>trying to get triple tiara with air groove>always gets 2nd-3rd on at least one of them every single run so farthis shit is cursed
>>722560731Fuck off to /vg/ or /vmg/ obviously
>>722562647…take it straight to the glue factory, you mean.Get back in the mines you’re not done yet!
>>722562647What cards are you using? I can't get my stamina and power that high consistently
>>722562669Better get them speed numbers up early boy
>>722562669werks on my uma. post stats/cards?
>>722559602Sure
>>722562747Yeah that power is insane for a front, wit is kinda low though
>malding over CM every 2 weeks
>>722562791Nice groove
>>722562598I love Taiko shuttle desu and her big melons
>>722562809Every CM from now on I'm just going to end up making Summer Maru + Smart Falcon + Whatever Jobber Uma I decide to bring that month
>>722562809>Implying I wont secure Platinum yet againI create my own luck!
>>722562125Both Eishin and Dumb falcon give 2 mood ups. Mavelous also has 2 I think. Teio, Nice Natie, Kitasan, and Urara also multi. Of course green devil gives tons, even randomly on training with her.
>taiko shuttle
>>722562752>>722562791eh i can clear the career just fine ending with an a or a+ it's just that for some reason it kept stumbling for that one race i needed to clear for the mission and i can't even use an alarm for thatdw i'll get it done eventually
>>722559602>Game is complete RNG bullshit from top to bottom in 9001 different ways that dont even involve gacha>Japan's chances at L'Arc were completely dependent on if it fucking rained on the track or notIt's just like my japanese horse races!
>>7225628092 CMs in one month is the most retarded idea they've had since Paid Banners not guaranteeing the uma in the cover
>>722562905Tazuna’s era is coming to an end. Makes me a bit sad thinking about it..
now that the turf JOBBERS are over you guys are going to watch DIRT chads bring it home for japan right?
>>722562840hey, thx>>722562924i believe in you! heres a cute Suzuka for good luck
>>722563002>d*rt races
>>7225629892 CMS a month is the most retarded idea since the guys who invented AIDS. I mean really, who does that?
>the alleged "Japanese tyrant" when it starts raining for just 5 seconds
>>722560731>What's the correct play here?Take your dogshit p2w slot machine general back to the general board instead of shilling your failed predatory malware here?
That's cool and all, King, but I don't really see how that's relevant to anythingIn fact what's a rolled omelette anyways?
>>722563037>when El says she prefers the dub over the sub
>>722563037You heard me grass BITCH>wins the CM room again
>>722560758Silencio Suzuka (permanente silencio)
>>722563093fucking kek
>>722562702What exactly changes if all Uma threads went elsewhere? A single thread slot out of 200 is opened up for more pajeet posting, dick pics, soijaks, /pol/, /c/ or something no one cares about and dies in 20 posts?
>>722563098room, NOW
>>722563064Threads are pretty lively for a failed game, if you ask meMaybe go and bother the 5 hours old Nikke thread
>>722563002>Forever Young up against the likes of Sovereignty, Journalism, and Sierra LeoneHe'd be a giant slayer
S-sugoi!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAXlb9Khz1w
>>722562998Why is that exactly? I hear it from time to time but no one explains how she loses utility.
>>722563197she only works for ura finale the next career mode sneeds a different hag card
>replying to baitWitlet bros…we got rushed again
>>722563087i always presumed is an omlette that you roll? see picrel, though i always thought that its just a normal omelette
>>722563216The thing is isnt URA Finale still relevant for parent making
>>722563216As in not even recreation events or do you mean just her epilogue with the 26 skill points?
Besides a front runner, what other Umas should I train for CM?
I am risk-averse
>>7225633180_0 i would say "post deck" but atp just tell me whats the 6th card is. some stamina card?
>>722563230I also though that and figured its a joke about her being proud of doing something that isn't all that impressive, but apparently its some different kind of omeletteDoesn't seem to be all that impressive either but requires a bit more work than what I put into mine so eh
>>722560383Oh god. How are there so many clubs with Cunny in the name?
>>722563315Vodka/Grass, Pace El Condor, insert (You)r favorite uma here. You can make any late effective with the right abilities and El Condor is strong out the box. Ryan’s unique and furious feat (Oguri SSR or Vodka potential 5) for lates
>>722563315mile goldship
So is this what all retired umas do once they finish their careers?
furious feet
>>722563318Pathetic
>>722563318This is after applying the risk-neutral measure
>>722563379>a bit more work than what I put into mine so ehi guess so. i wouldnt know, because i heat up the pan too much when im making them
@UMAGROK which came first derby the hat or derby the race
>>722563563WHAT DID YOU SAY?
>>722563586>Given mow much Ticket yammers about da dahby decide to look up if real one won it>He didyey
>>722563496Bros, I thought nightclubs are operated by the yakuza?
>>722563643>BNW are notable in how they keep racing each other and keep trading winning places>Except Taishin ends up falling away a bit more than the other two
>>722563643Did you not read the main story
Stop training for the cup. You're never going to build a worthy horse, let alone a team. It's simply better you lay back and take the whale dicking than waste your time in vain.
>>722563643anon, story mode is also based on real life. you did read the main story, right?
>>722563724Not my GOAT
>>722563693>>722563735I've been at work too much lately and couldn't play it with full volume and Ticket deserves to have her chapter be fully voiced
>>722563724Shuddup or I will take your dick up my butthole
>>722563724Too forced
>>722563724thats not even a third-rate opinion, its more like 7th-rate post right here
The L'arc winner just clicked auto select and won it's that shrimple
>>722563789Villainous strategy if you ask me
>>722563724Weren't you outted as a woman? Are you single?
>>722562164Translate please, weeb!
>>722563685>Biwa actually had most G1 victories out of the lot at three>Other two had one>Is the worst of the lot in gameI really hope that sexy christmas outfit improves her
how much u got
>>722563924Yeah hopefully her alt outfit shrinks down her massive cranium
>>722563958As a Seiunlet? Around tree fiddy
I got the anime teio after throwing 20 pulls at fujii still haven't tried her
>>722564013I dont blame you
>>722563958Chucked a 10 pull at Fuji yesterday, might do another one
>>722563960Biwa's mane is beautiful and I will not hear its slander!
>>722564057Danchou…we got another one
>>722564103>Implying I should be doing 5 Team Trials a dayYou guys surely don't do this, right?
>>722563958I sparked Fuji
>>722564141Why wouldnt you do your team trials?
>>722564161How does it feel? Asking as a future Fujilet
>>722564141You do know you get carats from them right?
>>722564161forgot screenshot>>722564201she was worth the 30k, wife material and my CM3 platinum ace
>>722564176I do 1 a day, no more needed>>722564203Wow, whatever will I do without 3 (THREE) carats?
>>722562647Those 2 lines is compensable, the groundwork isn't though. It's your only way to proc falcon ult.
>>722564231Have you tested your Fuji out yet? The few floating around seem to be doing decently well
I turned Oguri into a mare and forced her to do the triple tiara for the mission....
>>722564234you could have done them all in half the time it took you to make this post
I love Daiwa
>>722564231I'm jelly, ngl, I'm becoming an everything-let because I'm saving so much for future banners and reruns. Sometimes I wonder if it's even worth it since I'm stuck seeing everyone else have fun with the umas I wanted
>>722564234>Wow, whatever will I do without 3 (THREE) carats?You will remember this next time you are 3 carats away from a roll. You can also hit jackpot and get 50 and 777 carats if you super lucky
>>722564323yeah well I WANT to make posts here not mash left click for 10 minutes
>>722564323But I don't want to
>>722563165I got like 3 groundwork procs after none from 15 runs.
>open /v/ looking for uma thread>worst threads possible assault my eyes on the catalog and none are about videogamesI have no idea why you people love this board so much
>>722564358You’re an everything-let who has carats saved up presumablyim an everything-let that rolled on everything and got jack shit to show for it. I stopped doing that and started saving, now halfway to a spark with many important banners that I wont be able to spark. If I had saved rather than spent recklessly I’d have enough for what I want. You’re doing the wise thing
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>>722564323NTA, but talking to yall is way more enjoyable than spamming "view results" in TT. which goes to show how mind-numbingly boring TTs are
>>722564379it takes ONE minute at best lazy neighger. suit yourself
>>722564358With this 7 you WILL get all your favorite Umas through random rolls on the megabanner!
>>722564272I ran her in 3 rooms, won once against a whale Falcon, 2nd and 4th
>>722564481Thank you Fukutard I know you meant well
>>722564425Finding good threads on /v/ is an art. Most of it is irredeemable dogshit, but you learn to find the gems like umachad threads. Go check out /v/ the musical, maybe sing a song while you’re at it
>>722559602a 50/50 for only 56 points is fucking stupid
>>722564442Yeah I have almost a full spark as of now, but it still sucks seeing everyone have fun with Seiun or Fuji while I'm stuck waiting for months, it's the smart thing but it's also the boring thing...
>>722564457At least in the future there will be some QOL to make it one click to do them all. I know its montonous as it stands but Im always greedily watching my TP bar rise waiting for the next run. When one team trial bar pops up, it’s time to bring it back down to zero and one team trial takes like 20 seconds maybe
>>722564578I heard uma has a song in this year's musical, is that correct?
I'm glad Tama banner is so close to anniversary, I can just and roll for her then
>>722564482Nice anon, consisder inheriting condor’s unique if you plan on optimizing her. McQueens unique is pretty good for pace too apparently
>>722564651for me its more so that the only real benefit i see for me is the relationship bar rising. other than that, its all negligible
How is everyone's Leo prep going?
>>722564612I lack the strenght of will not to roll at all so I follow an allowance system, for every 5k carrats I have, I wait until I get 1.5k more and then roll a 10 on either an uma or cards
>>722564707I'm trying a Teio parent for my Tachyon but she keeps getting Wit sparks.
are Oguri and Taishin good for cancer?
>>722564707I still need 2 Cancer aces, fuck off
>>722564612but Seiunlets are stuck AND broke, understand? they are too stupid to save up for their wife. You have impulse control. Be proud and dont cave for fomo. You can throw your trainee/support card tickets at banners or maybe a cheeky ten pull if you want but otherwise just hang tight
>>722564658I think it has a few, but I need to check and maybe contribute myself. It ends on the 15th and you can see all the finished songs for this year
>>722564697I'm trying to redo Hishiama right now and slowly working on CM4 parents, might give Fuji another try if we bomb out day 1
>>722564612there's no limited uma plus you can farm them when their daily legend race appear, so the best game plan is to actually only roll for support cards
>>722564706I like getting support card/friend points with the occassional carats. I also like winning. After viewing the results screen ive singled out the low performers and know who to optimize in the future. The retention rate for class 6 is also getting more competitive. Trying to retain it is fun to me, but most of my careers are going towards CMs and I just plug the left overs into trials
>>722564707Honestly it feels way easier than Gemini/Cancer already. Taurus I kind of half assed last minute. Mediums are cool though. Decided to grind out some more groundwork…grandparents or something
>>722564783I was thinking of maybe throwing another cheeky tenpull at Fuji>>722564883Yeah but the odds are becoming so small getting the one you want will turn mathematically impossible
>>722564776CM starts tomorrow lil guy
>>722564913>winning in class 6 TTnot me, never ever, nuh uh
RELEASE ME FROM THE CLASS 5/CLASS 6 ROUNDABOUT HELL
>>722565007But you’ll wind up MLBing SR cards along the way. And MLB SR cards will hard carry you through CMs. Then you could spark certain support banners and use uncap items to get stronger cards even stronger hypothetically speaking. Rolling on trainees ISNT all that practical, I agree with that anon. A strong deck can make any trainee a winner, and there are only a few umas that are truly meta defining. Otherwise better to be stingy
I'm not gonna make it this Cup
>>722565121>>722565060Ive retained Class 6 for a few weeks now.Use a milkshake on a witmaxer, choose the highest option. Pay close attention to your trials results and see which umas are constantly struggling. Likely a stamina issue. Optimize yo team.
>>722564961If you want to sweat for Leo, you need to prepare S.Maru now and for everyone else you need to build ace umas that can beat S.Maru
>>722565167Most people arent gonna make it, that’s the truth. Many are going to lose it due to the RNG heavy nature of this race>that one Falcon who rapes everyone jobs in the finals due to groundwork/angling not proccing, late gets blocked etc etc
wait, will the paid banner be before Leo? ive got over 3k paid carats, i guess getting a guaranteed "something" while saving free carats would be good
THAT TASTES LIKE PROMOTION
>>722565213>and for everyone else you need to build ace umas that can beat S.MaruIm not gonna have Smaru, but I do have a special strategy in mind to kill front runners…more on that later
>>722564425I have a disdain for the generals that have popped up for the media I like that have been left to fester and rot over time into demented mutations of what they once were. Every now and then /v/ will have one instead and the conversation in those tend to be significantly better than the horse shit in the generals. I used to be a SIF fan back in the day and god knows what the fuck is going on in those threads now
>>722565273>Full TPCHRONO GET DOWN
>>722565273Welcome to the roundabout, anon!
>>722565137Yeah I know, my cards aren't all that good I have a lot of SRs mid LB and just low LBs in general. I hope I'd get lucky once. What's the next card banner you are all pulling?
>>722565367Kitasan Black rerun ironically
>>722565359Can anyone tell me about Chrono Genesis? why all the memes and stuff?
>>722565364Ready for the Burnley/Norwich Yo-yo
>>722565186I am winning more often than not, I usually pick the middle option, every week I get a super good run against a witmaxxer where every single race is won and my team has two or three of the top three placesI never managed to leave class 6 demotion range
>>722565406umacarats say that i'll be able to do 100 pulls on wit nature, 200 on riko, 200 on kitablack, and 200 on mega banner. these are my plans for the next over half a year
>>722565367People are saying Aoharu/Rice Shower is a good one. There’s Nice Nature Wit SSR coming up which has on your left and is really good for lates apparently. Kitasan/Condor definitely rolling on because I want more condors and dont want to waste my uncap items on kitasan.
>>722565316For me it is runningW.MayanoNice NatureOguri with Murmur Triple stamina nuke
>>722565431Same, kinda. after getting 150k team rating, ive never been able to win against top option A rank team, so went to the 2nd option. still at the roundabaout :(
>>722565486I didnt want to reveal my strategy just yet but im thinking double dominator on two late aces also strong enough to win, with my real Ace being something yet undecided. Might be too gimmicky but I wanna try out something more devious this time.
>>722564481Fuku looks like she'd be the most fun to sexually harass and bully
>>722564481Not even close…
>>722565558Speed nuke seems iffy when stamina nukes work better since they will skimp on stamina to push pow.
>This will be the fourth time we’ve run Special Week in the Champion’s Meeting and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
>>722564481
>>722565450How are you getting so many 30k pools in such short amounts of time?
I think Tokai Teio is a DIRTY NIGGER
>>722565714I might do a mixture of speed nuking and stamina nuking. Dominator is strong, and two of them at once should in theory be significant. Just one idea, I’ll test it out and see if it has any luck. Stamina nuking will definitely be strong
>>722565770daily packs plus being in a good club. results in over 6k a month, apparently
zzzzzzzzzz
>tfw dumped speed only on Vodka>read speed was most important stat>maybe did stamina once or twice>hard locked on japanese derby>cant finish better than 6th place on pace stratAm I fucked? Do I have to delete and restart?
>>722565851>Dominator is strong, and two of them at once should in theory be significantDouble dom was the meta for every JP medium
>>722565727>7bahahaha
>>722565910you want at least 300 stamina. Ura finale umas top out at like 550 speed so getting enough to beat them in career should be simple
>>722565912I heard it was good, and on paper it does sound good but I want to see it in action. What would they run as a third JP bro?
>>722565920Shiraoki works in mysterious ways
>>722565910>he didn't guts max
>>722565890I'm getting this with now having 27k, doesn't really seem like much
>>722565910surgers are power chads
>>722565890>>722566159Wait this site doesn't seem to have the updated carat rewards
2007, Japan Derby.The mare who set Oaks aside and deliberately chose to run the Derby.Can she win? Can she really win?The first mare to win the Derby in 64 years.VodkaTake the path where no one would go,as there's an answer within those thorns.To the once in a lifetime glory.
>>722566124Sugoi…
>>722566124huhi can actually probably do this since i have the cardsat least just to get the S rank clear
>>722566159check bottom comment. might be true. i'll recheck my plans later, then, after work
I dont trust carat calculators
>>722566259There is that one google doc template that IS updated, but it seems way too optimistic, it says I'll have like 90K carats by megabanner
>>722566316i mean, maybe theyre actually cygenerous, after all?
>>722566259>>722566159Whats with the funny jump between the last 3 banners? That's a shitload of rolls.
>>722566362Yeah this website does not work well at all, it's not updated and that's definitely a bug, dismiss
>>722562598I really enjoyed her career. She's literally a ray of sunshine.
>>722566525That shirt looks ready to burst
>>722566479yeah, i guess the google spreadsheet is better at least it doesnt doudle your carats lmao
>>722566021The third one is the current best uma for the track. For Leo it's S.Maru. In JP we have Still in Love for the last CM.
>>722564707Still building my own Maru with at least 2* Stam + Medium/Turf. I want to build a really strong Oguri since I don't plan to pill for S.Maru and it's harder to block in Leo.
>>722566717I think Im just gonna run my regular Maru as well. She’s no summer maru, but her innate red shift + seiun’s ability and groundwork should still be okay.
>>722563230>>722563379Man I want an omelette...
>>722566606I think it's because the sheet doesn't have horses past VBourbon but the sheet estimates I'll have more rolls than the site (697 vs 782)
>>722566725Fuuba!
>>722566786after looking at the images, same lmao
Why does /v/ hate Teio now?
>now
>>722566891She owes me sex
>>722566891Not me, Teio is cute too
MacQUEEN of /v/
>>722566891>Can't sage>/dbs/ copypastas
>>722567041Cute flattie
>>722567060>>Can't sagethey removed the sage featureglobally
>>722567041>Still copingWhere is the drawfag with Golshi paizuri and CuckQUEEN in the background?
>>722562598FUCKING TAIKI'S TITS IN THE BACK OF A PICKUP TRUCK AT APPLEBEES
Fatty
>Seiun run>No groundwork>Seiun run>No groundwork>Seiun run>No groundwork>She finally gets groundwork>1* 1* 1*I'm tired boss
I didn't realize that Doto is...kind of dumb.
>>722566725No wonder Pokke wanted to get her face in Fuji's Kisekis
You all still appreciate your Bakushin, right?
>>72256790610 Bakushins lost to a Sprint B Falco earlier.
Do you really just go full speed in Bakushin's career?
>>722567964We don’t talk about that.
>>722568117I made a blockushin earlier with 4 power cards and two wit cards. Respectable 1100+ power and barely 600 speed. Bakushins career is easy, you can do whatever. Just run her as front
>>722567906I was going to try her as ace, but the 80 affinity for inspirations was an absolute NOPE
>>722568250Why does Bakushin have no friends?
sex with fumino nase (super creek's trainer in cingrey)
>>722568213I preferred the Likitongue Dia-chan
>>722568303She's too fast for friendship
>>722568289november can't come soon enough
>>722568303The sailfish isolates her to keep her down
>>722568321That's a man
>>722568303Speed is a lonely lifestyle
>>722568303Everyone is Bakushin's friend. Her popularity and the amount everyone respects her is startling.
>>722567823Doto is just tired from dealing with Opera O all the time
>>722568415Is it just a size difference thing or is Bono friends with Flower? I keep seeing them in art together.
>>722568303
>>722565273>Get promoted to class 6 easily>Get demoted to class 5 because even 480k points are not enough>repeat
>>722568509Calstone's racing outfits design is so fucking good
>>722568303She seems to be getting along with Nishino, Rice and Bourbon, weirdly enough
>>722568579it's a size difference thing because nishino is the smallest uma, but it's still cute to see them hanging out
>>722568582That about sums it up. Genuinely too autistic to have normal interactions with other umas. Even Bourbon isnt this bad with her autism.
>>722568660Why doesn't the biggest uma simply not eat the smallest one to establish dominance in the stable?
>>722568659Basially the ones who sit at the loser uma table
>>722568716>calling the HERO of Uma Musume a loserNGMI
>>722568716>Flower>LoserStrange thing to say about the most desirable Mare in the game
>>722568759…But enough about Narita Taishin.
>>722568712because she has evolved beyond a hunter-gatherer lifestyle and has learnt to subsist off of her own cooking
>>722568774That's not Dober
>>722568774That would be Mejiro Dober. Now that’s an elegant Uma!
Why is every Mejiro a slut? It's baffling.
>>722568303Wasnt there an event in her story, where she had to go home or to the infirmary or something, but the class would be without her. But then when she comes to the class, she hears her classmates say thats shes a great class rep? People like our bakushinest class representative
>>722568712>Why does Akebono, the largest racer, not simply eat the other 8?
the problem with bakushin is that she's pretty when she isn't doing stupid shit
>>722568774Get out of here, Seiun Sky. That title belongs to Dober or Sweep
>>722568716Nishino deflowered is who you'll be borrowing for all your xoguri runs so show some respect
>>722568909Ryan is pure and Palmer is pure
>>722568909The Mejiros are a declining House and must take their Trainers to perpetuate the bloodline
>>722569008I think that can be applied across the board
>>722569024Nooope!
>>722569008Pretty? Bakushin is straight up one of the most attractively good looking Umas in the game. She's a 10, especially her Summer Alt. And she's never not stupid
>>722568591Burnley state of mind
>>722569081Golshi self-debuffs with her stupid hat. She knows that she's gorgeous without it
>>722568712Akebono prefers feeding others
>>722569152I like the hat
>>722569196>This is how the Japanese think a 180cm person looks like
>>722569152>Uma self-debuffing with a silly hat to hide how attractive they areMany such cases
The only person who does more than 1 run a day just left my club.Should I jump ship and join a /v/ club?
>>722568969>Perhaps they are saving that for the Arima Kiren
>>722569285Yeah.der/v/ and probably /v/ma are about to have a new spot. /v/mers + /v/ooners also has open spots if you want something less sweaty
BAKUSHIN BATTLE5644 2663Sprinters Stakes conditionsBring your Bakushiniest Bakushin
>>722569362Anon it’s too late/early for a meme battle like this + my bakushin sucks
I really like the event where Flower and Shuttle are playing Hide-and-Seek.
>>722569081Its ridiculous how refined she becomes without it>>722569109She has a summer alt?
How bad is 2 star Tachyon compared to 3 star for Leo?
Don't let Bakushins antics distract you from the fact that she has one of the best versions of Tracen Ondohttps://youtu.be/qzwqAUnxw-c?si=V7Fctn09SE1lLLzc
>>722569538Badkushins are welcome too
>>722569081Hmmm nyo
>>722569362My best Bakushin is in my top 3 UmasOther two are also BakushinsFourth is Maruzensky, my only non-bakushin A rank
>>722569589Sports Festival Alt, my apologies
>>722569362Not sure if you can fill the whole room with that timer at this hour
>>722569081Gold Ship would've been better with a short haircut, fight me.
>>722569837Then I will compensate by requesting a certain song at the jukebox
>>722569978NO, DONT
>>722564707I'll spend this week working on Tachyon as my primary ace, then it'll be Wife Nature and Wife Gun for that sweet double gold Murmur.
>have to wait fucking YEARS for Umas like Fenomeno or Espoir CityIt's not fucking fairhttps://youtu.be/axKdYMtBNcw?si=hIVjeXNjx14nbU3g
>>722570082Future umas look like such NPCs, you just made this one up
>>722570082Fucking hell Espoir has Broadway Stage Actor levels of Vibrato in her singing voiceAnd Shakur has a surprisingly feminine singing voice
>>722569362Signups close soon!
>>722570268>One of the best Yankee Gyaru designs in ages>NPCNo. Get fucked
>>722570082https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q-8yYFN-_EHer Menishuki sounds like she's about to beat you up and it's hot
Wait...is Fenomeno supposed to be Phenomenon?!
>>722570318It's rare for a company to do a gyaru character that isn't tits: the character
>>722561953Tall McQueen is doing things to me...
Gran Alegria is pretty cute too and of course, Chrono Genesis. Sucks that we need to wait four years for them.
>schizo woke up and started trying to derail the thread into meta shit
>>722570320Man, Menishuki is such a fucking good song. Cygames keeps on releasing absolute bangers in this game
>>722570082instead of that multi-color make-up that isn't really done IRL ever, they should've made it more like the tips of the hair turn to white instead.
>>722570546>oh no... you called the indian bot farm that farms online engagement for business reasons out. you are a schizo.we know who you are buddy.
>>722570546Just ignore the retard, idiots like that are why the threads always get deleted.
>>722570501>Still in Love>Admire Groove>Espo City>Stay Gold They have been on fire with great designs lately
>>722570082I WANT THE ZOOMIE GYARU AND I WANT HER NOW
>>722570739I really don't like Helios. She talks nonsense and her design isn't even that hot.
>>722568660>>722568579They shared a scenario song but that's about it.
>>722569283I like to think she's adopted.She looks so unlike her sisters.Being the child of another marriage is closer to the lore and that'll do, too.
>>722570739Bet. Woo!
Yeah if Special week could stop randomly cucking me out of G1 wins in my Seiun runs that would be great
>>722570912>>722569283>Cheval Grand has big breasts>Swimsuit cheval is as flat as a boyWhy was she padding her chest? Was she trying to be like Kitasan or something?
>>722568915coming back late, but ive got it
>see that there will be a christmas OguriTime to save up. Want Manhatten Cafe too though
>>722570739I want all of the Gyarus in this game. As someone said before, they seem to be releasing an Uma that captures every flavour of Gyaru and I am 100% here for it>Helios>Palmer>Gold City>Espo City>Maruzensky >Tosen JordanAnd I'm sure there are some who I've missed
>>722570739I really love Helios. She talks nonsense and her design is super hot.
>>722570761I think Helios is really cute. I can see why some aspects of her design would turn people off but I love how friendly and positive she is
>>722570703You like to talk to yourself? Keep crying buddy, your whole discord group got doxed crying about being found out and it was like 4 people buying engagement from Indian bot farms. Oh no. At least you aren't doing it for free like Janitors, lmao. That's an upgrade.
>>722571058
>>722570951She's got big tits in her summer version too, anon
>>722571080Palmer would never do this.
>>722571108Her summer version 100% looks like a boy
>>722571058>>722571080Id normally be all for this but with Helios and Palmer, I can't see them as anything other than best friends
Never seen Suzuka job Hopeful this bad, but at least she’s not…
>>722571154An extremely sexy boy with big tits and nice legs
>>722570980C.Oguri is extremely meta, but I fucking love gloomy long dark haired girls.
Did any of you get the new mission tickets? what did you get?
UMA MUSUME IS GYARU GAMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHJS1p8UDXI
>>722571234I didn't get it yet but I have all the base Umas anyway so all I would really get would be 60 star pieces towards someone, so I'm not really in a hurry to complete it.
>>722564707Don't know if I should. It should come with Aoharu campaign right? My umas would be just obsolete if it is.
>>722571175>I can't see them as anything other than best friendsI mean that's all they are. Later umas go a lot harder on trainer love too with Still being the culmination of it.
>>722571234Working on it. Praying it’s not another Rice Shower personally…It’s gonna be Rice Shower isnt it?
It's kind of insulting to call smart falcon the "silent suzuka of dirt" when she had a much more successful and longer career because she didn't have twig legs
>>722571272No, Aoharu comes after Leo. If they accelerate enough then Aoharu might come in time for Finals but it should be fully after Leo.
>>722571108She's still a big girl. Her hoodie and the frills on her chest disguise it but when you see her side profile they are still nice and big. The Yokohama sisters all have big titshttps://youtube.com/shorts/ARucAhy29QY?si=6UDQjaMxZYPYeLnc
>>722571295By this seven it wont be!
>>722571337Suzuka actually gets her trainer and doesn't cuck herself though.
>>722571337Quiet dumb bird before I silent BAZOOKA your ass
>>722571210Well the decoration on the right ear further proves that point.
>>722571275I personally can't wait for Machan, heard her career gets...weird
>>722571390FUKU NO
>>722571257>That Hyperactive HeliosHoly CUTE
>>722571424Who? Never heard of her
>>722571390fugg
>>722571257>gold city is white woman horse>jordan is the normal gyaru>helios is the adhd gyaru>palmer is the tomboy gyaruis this right?
>>722571295By this 7 it will be!
>>722571390Statistically speaking, I should have seen at least one Fukubro get a proper get, yet I haven't...
>>722571265>>722571295Is Opera obtainable like this? please please PLEASE say yes
>>722571546They're not true believers. I'm built different.
>>722571514
>>722571546i mean, this one doesnt really >>722565727, but i wish it did
>>722571590I don't think opera is on the base banner since she had a solo banner right after release but I could be wrong.
>>722571546Haven't you seen them launching curses at Seiunlets?
>>722571257I love how Helios' idea of partying is hanging out in pajamas and slamming carrot juice.
How will the VILLAIN rig the Cup to ruin japan's dream like she did for the L'arc?
>>722571213Just love Oguri is all. Also her christmas skin looks like she has the hungarian flag all over her
>>722571512Jordan is the school stacy Goldshi fears her and Orferve is her bitch
>>722571630The ONLY time Fuku can score a get is when cursing Seiunlets even further. Otherwise it’s an off by one again award for her
>>722571512Gold City - Glamorous Model galJordan - Regular fashionable high school galHelios - Zoomer galPalmer - Tomboy galEspo - Yankee GalMaruzensky - Showa era GalNorn Ace - Country bumpkin gal
>>722571590Nope.You can only get umas that are part of the base pool like Oguri and Rufolf
>>722571546Only when cursing other anons for some reason. Like if I curse prime Seiunlet to another 7 months of being one I'm more likely to get it than the anon that wishes him to no longer be one.
>>722571629>>722571729FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>722571337Dirt racism.I enjoy dirt races, nice change to playibg tze same turf races over and over
>>722571881Unironically the better mom uma>Amazon: Eat well and do your homework, but dont forget fun. Here let me fix your pants>Tits McGee: UHHHHHHH GOON GOON BABY ABDL PLAY
I can't believe I let myself get corrupted by DAHBYposting so easily. I used to see Ticket as nothing more than a forgettable background character, but now...DAAAAAAHHHHHBYYYYYYY
>>722571881I LOVE HOT CHOCOLATE
Man I love gyarus
>>722572047Smart.
>>722572047>>722572210The first Dahbyposter is one of the biggest minds of these threads, he alone saved an Uma from complete irrelevance
>>722572047DAHBY?
>ctrl+f mambo>0 results
You're all still Diachanons, right? Surely Kitasan's boob window isn't THAT persuasive.
>>722572159Aren't gyarus supposed to be tan? I feel like all of you are calling anything Gyarus these days
>>722571912Fact: 'Dirt' proficiency corresponds to an Uma's propensity and skill in receiving anal sex. Uma's with both Turf and Dirt proficiency are into double penetration.
>>722572329I can't wait for my whore wife
>>722572307
>>722572307https://youtu.be/psaOruuFjEg
>>722572307epic tiktok meme
>>722572387It's spelt "horse" btw
>>722572210is this why taishin is always so mad
>>722572307Matikanetännhaußer
>>722560758
>>722571058>>722571080My hero Bakushin would personally execute Helios upon finding out this.
>>722572340No. There is subsect of Gyarus called "Ganguro" who are the extremely tanned/dark skinned ones. Uma Musume doesn't have one of these yet. But Gyaru itself covers a very wide range of styles/subcultures. If anything, you only associating Gyaru with ganguros makes you out to be the ignorant one
>>722571080There has to be a piss edit of this
>>722572845I am ignorant, that's why I asked desu
>>722569597Please?
>>722572886Fair. Apologies, your "call anything Gyaru" comment made you sound flippant. Have a Calstone Light as peace offering
>>722572945I assume its from a 0.15% to 0.5% recovery improvement since her unique is treated as a gold recovery skill
>>722572845Yeah, there's also Buracku Gyaru (Black Gal) which is also different. Ganguro is often blonde hair mostly with tan skin. Buracku Gyaru is tanned and more modern yankii-ish if I'm not mistaken.
>>7225729450.035 vs 0.055 recovery on her unique, so it matters quite a bit if you're concerned about stamina, personally I'm upgrading her to 3* using the statues I'll get from pulling on the Doto banner
BY THIS SE7EN, MY NEXT BLUE SPARK WILL BE A 3*
>>722573042Doto soon fellow toreina
>>722572998>>722573042Yeah I figured it'd be something like that, I have way too few stars and the statues cost is expensive, so I was wondering if her regular ult plus Race Planner would be more than enough for Leo since her rest of stats are basically the same right? I feel like getting Tachyon dupes is way harder than all other 1 stars
>>722573061Is this some form of self-humiliation ritual
>>722573169For most failing horsegirls yes.
>>722573141You definitely want 2 gold recoveries, so get Race Planner + Swinging Maestro, the upgraded unique on top of that allows you to skimp a bit on stamina compared to other umas imo but it's not required
>>722571275Why did they fuse Vira and Nier into a horse?
>>722573141just race planner and her unique should keep her safe as a pace chaser from all the debuffs as long as you get her stam to 700
>decide to say screw it and go for the titties>get Taishin, twice>this is after I got her for free from Smart FalconWell, someone clearly likes me.
>>722573242I mean tbf the reason I was planning on using her was to avoid having to go through the Swinging Maestro RNG humiliation ritual that burned me out in Taurus and Gemini
>>722571023I also just think she's all around funny. Her wild nonsense mannerisms and then the sudden shift when she's dealing with Ruby.
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CINDERELLA GRAY LOGIN CARATS WOOOOO
MORE GIBS AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OGURI IS THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
AIEEEEE YOU CHUDS TOLD ME WE WOULDN'T GET FREE SHIT
GLOBAL GETS THE SAME THING AS JP YEEEEEEEEE
But JP got 3000 carats...Why did we get 300...
CYGENEROUS
Now THIS is truly a FIRST-RATE REWARD!
DONT CARE WHERES MY SELECTOR TICKET
Say with meCYGENEROUS
Global is third world citizens so they forgot a zero
>>722573569You get 300 each week for ten weeks just like the japs
>>722573569300 carats each episode
>>722573650>>722573632Oh it's 300 every week? That's a lot better
>>722573625Man, I can't wait for Obey Your Master...
>>722573347I would recommend against skipping Maestro even if you're using Tachyon.
>>722573670who the fuck names their horse "Obey your master"
>>722573670Im so happy we got more LUDY REMONOLove that blonde bitch
>>722573715It's not her real name....
>>722573736Who the fuck names their horse "Pay the butler"
>>722573715Im convinced 25% of horse names exist to make the announcer say fun shit. Like ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHH
>>722573736I mean, their real name makes less sense.
>>722573715name one horse without a funny name
>>722569362>My shitass sub-600 power awful mood Bakushin came thirdHuh?
>>722573715https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/2021102952/Haruhisa Akasaka
>>722573802Horses from a purebred family like Satono or Mejiro
>>722573768Anon obviously hasn't paid to IRL horse racing at all.
>>722573802Sirius Symboli
>>722573625>EOP can't read that it says "maximum acquisition of 3000 jewels!"
>>722573802Fuji Kiseki is, like, a regular ass name
>>722573903Yes, we're in an English speaking website. That rudeness is why Japan lost the Arc to superior westerners.
>>722573771>>722573715https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0wQzq9Yzg
I can get Ryan SR to LB2, is she worth for anything or is it better to cleat?
>>722573905I don't know, I always thing of Trails when I see her tits.
>>722573901Why is Rudolf so hot? holy shit
>>722573967What are your other power SRs like?It's a bad card. I've never used it over any of the other SRsBut I've not cleated anything that wasn't already capped and can always afford the tickets from the shop
>>722573913>Strategy is "I will just pretend to be retarded">works
>>722573715his real name is Pay the Butler, which isn't exactly better, maybe it's a reference to something
>>722574094More like she pulled a glowie and dig up the dirt of everyone.
>>722573945Ce n'est pas comme si les Americains ou les Anglais avaient gagne.
are we still lagging behind JP in gibs?
>>722574094Isn't that the Seiun strategy?
>>722574172gagne on deez nuts
>>722574147Sure but she also relied on everyone else thinking shes a grass eating retard
>>722574189'fraid so
>>722573802I wonder how they even refer to horses with ridiculous names. Like Kidslookingtouchable, would the people that work with the horse call him Kids or Touchable or what?
>>722574260Is there anything specific we haven't gotten yet?
>>722574189Of course but the buff to daily rewards and the current cinderella login helps
>>722574073My power cards are ABSOLUTE SHIT. But I see no other way to get Nimble into my Curren. Also I never have gold cleats
>>722574280KidEezy
>>722574234literally asking for it
>>722574280I want to hear an announcer say kidslookingtouchable
Right! We hit bump limit! Lay off any new threads till AFTER the reset at least!
>>722574385My grandma got her face broken by a cow kicking her once, Id not touch that from behind unless asked to. I value my nuts unexploded
>>722574454use /vmg/ to talk about the game meanwhile and dont be a dickhead to the /vmg/ anons
>>722574454>Note: Many Umaposters fail to heed this simple guideline
>>722574514fuck off
>>722574210Kek
>>722574260it's insane that they're being more jewish for a global release 4 years later than the originali don't think westerners are as conditioned for insane gacha grinding as the japs and chinks are, if anything they should be more generous to make the game not diemy conspiracy is that they're afraid of chinese backlash because they would go ballistic if anyone had it better than they do
I assume that the game is trying to tell me that I should settle with my current Falco after wasting my 3 borrows on glue
>>722574619I wouldnt mind if paid carats were priced anywhere reasinable. Im not paying 400 bucks for a guranteed uma pull
>>722574841I paid 200 for a spark in kitasan banner
>>722574321Eh I wouldn't blame you for cleating and trying for something more useful, if you haven't used it this month yetNo specialty priority is a deal breaker for me. No good getting the skill if your power and stam are going to suffer that muchVodka SSR has it from hint but I assume you're borrowing speed
>>722574841That's actually rather cheap compared to other games where it costs you 500+ per character guarantee and 500+ for their weapon.
>>722569362Oh hey I won
>>722574841yeah i wouldn't mind actually paying for some supports or umas i stan but the prices are so fucking ridiculousit costs 720$ on average to whale MLB a SSR banner, and if you're unlucky it might go over 1000$
>>722559602Sideways indentation
>>722574841>>722574919>>722574937Reminder that paid banners don't even guarantee the uma on the cover
>>722575175Good morning Gacha Ritual anon!
>>722574926My Curren dreams are pretty much over, I have no time left to make anything usable
>>722575036That's just gacha for you sadly. Uma is slightly better about it since you can get other nice things on your way to spark while in modern chink games you can only get the banner character and everything on your way is liquid dogshit. That and the stuff you get stays good for years or forever unlike in chink games where your character can be bad as early as 3 months in.
>>722575036Whale opp in open lobby yday had MLB Kita, Suzuka, Yaeno, FMSo much moneythey lost
>>722575236thats a bot you retardan actual automated bot that spams the board
>>722575340Wish they gave it to me instead, I would even draw them naked
>>722574841>>722575036They'll add selector tickets and 3* guaranteed (but random) ticket for 20 bucks later quite frequently. Also there will be an item to uncap your supports, so you only need to get 1.
>>722574189https://pastebin.com/W6MiQDdZWe're not behind in gibs Not sure where are people getting that from, we're actually ahead. What we're missing are the rewards lost due to the accelerated schedule (dailies, login, TT, club) but with the increase we'll overtake JP at some point
>>722575812Oh thats good to hear. Really want Seiun sky but didnt save up
>>722573802Bonecrusher is a pretty badass name for a horse imo
>>722575812How common is that support uncap item? I wanna roll for Rice Shower and that new Trainer card but I don't think I wanna spend the resources to MLB them.
>>722576179I don't really count how much. You get 1 rainbow crystal when it is implemented, then you need to get 20 pieces of shards to change them into 1 crystal.Each event even the recurring one give you at least 1. Story event gives you 3. I think you can get a whole crystal every 4 months or so. You also guaranteed to get a lot from anniv/half-anniv.
>>722576179If you've played granblue then they're as rare as sunstones.
>>722576469>>722576561Doesn't JP have an improved store where you can buy them? God knows when we'll get that though
>>722575346as opposed to the actual automated bots spamming the board with gacha threads?
I've no idea how you fuckers use a Wit card without compromising Speed and Power too much
