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Why did they remove all the white man versions of skating like bowls and vert and clean skateparks?
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>>722788146
they should just make unique meshes instead of 3 skyscrapers inside of each other all rendering. if the environment isn't gonna change, might as well just make the model. but I guess they could be switching up the map a lot since they want to be fortnite so badly.
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>>722788313
It's possible to set up controller shortcuts for the most basic functions at least. I usually just record a bunch of clips and then export everything when I'm done playing
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>>722788589
Which is retarded, they should be expanding the map, not just changing existing stuff. I have this sinking feeling that I'll run out of stuff to skate in a few weeks.
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ugly ass billy eilish shirt-dress
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>>722788265
It's bugged, I have the same problem. Must have retried that retarded challenge 6 times before I realized shit's fucked
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>>722788589
I figure their reliance on baked lighting, even with dynamic lighting turned on, came from them preparing for a mobile release. Otherwise, why not have a simple day night cycle? It would take someone a couple hours to add to the game. So I assume that's technical debt for a version of the game that doesn't even exist yet.
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>>722788932
ok, THIS is a ghettobird right?
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>>722788842
>game crashes
>lose all clips
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>>722789070
Never happened. This is the definition of a flawless early access title.
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>>722789060
yes
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>>722788935
Looks like an escaped mental hospital patient cuz that was SICK
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>>722788589
At the least, if their editor has buildings considered a single Actor (instead of a series of parented meshes for adjusting climbable spots, repositioning parts of the building, etc), it wouldn't have been much work to dump that result into their 3d tool of choice, and just rip out every portion of the building that isn't the roof or the outside perimeter.

>>722788995
They use a hybrid lighting approach. Large objects (buildings mainly) are baked. Anything minor is usually realtime, as the shadowmap resolution wouldn't have been enough to get any detail from it.
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>>722788935
We need a tighter dress, that one looks so bad
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>>722788879
yeah. in a few weeks...
here I am 2 years in and they fucking removed my favorite skatepark during early access. I even reached out to the community manager directly at the time to complain because it was the best spot in the whole city, and he said "I think you'll like what we have planned :)"
well a year later and there still isnt a decent park in the game. fucking bastard.
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>>722789127
What about if you randomly disconnect? It's rare but surely you had it happen once. I don't know if you lose the clips unless you actually close the game though.
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On the lighting subject, sucks that none of the settings allows it to consider the alpha mask.
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>>722788935
This just made me realizes there are no knee pads (or elbow pads) in the game.
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>>722788935
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>>722789194
thanks, Vee...
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>>722789070
>>722789305
do not save temporary clips, ever. It shouldn't even be an option in the game currently. its been completely fucked for a long time and doesnt even load up the clips properly when its "working"
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>>722789416
or a pair of black socks
Why do they need helmets or pads anyway if everyone can dive headfirst into the ground from the top of a skyscraper and get back up completely unharmed
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I think my problem is all of the zones are too similar visually. Where's the shitty run-down ghetto part of the city where the sidewalk is so fucked that you can't even ride your skateboard?
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>>722789545
Yeah or some neighborhoods or hills
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>>722789070
The Steam clips are separate from the game, that's another good reason to use it. I've lost count of how many times the game has shit itself on me
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>>722789515
>if everyone can dive headfirst into the ground from the top of a skyscraper and get back up completely unharmed
even bigger question, why does their own live action launch trailer prominently feature visible injuries and a quick healing effect? I would bet money this was an intended feature that was cut for some reason or another. ratings board, lack of time/talent, whatever it was. there were even early playtest stunt objectives that sait "Break 8 Bones" or whatever but it would just tick up and never gave player feedback

the trailer in question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeGXanmlJ_0
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>>722789416
Thanks to ImpervaTek, we don't need them!
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>>722789743
They couldn't figure it out for 5 years
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>>722789743
I just realized after watching this again, Malto, Gravette, and Geering are all in the trailer.
I wonder if the other pros in it will voice new faggy fictional characters in future content. Gay Bizarro Jerry Hsu confirmed?
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>>722789743
The entire budget went into this trailer
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>>722789743
In game when you do the body slam challenge tutorial, they say you get injured or whatever but you don't actually get INJURED INJURED thanks to the tech or whatever. I think, like Tim Robinson, EA just plain forgot about it.
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lol
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>>722789743
Just a dude taking a guess here, but maybe simply because it's always online. I don't know how many bones the old games kept track of, but even a dozen bones that each can dynamically break into smaller pieces times whatever number of players online should have an effect on the game's performance, unless it's handled client side of course. This is likely the reason for limited customization as well. But again, I'm just pulling shit out of my ass
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>>722790578
>because it's always online.
>This is likely the reason for limited customization as well.
why can those second life and imvu psychos get so much customization in their always online game metaverse?
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all messy haired skater girls trick on this dick
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>>722790578
Then just make it client side so at least it looks better for you when you're playing
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>>722790554
kek
>>722790578
i figured it would be predetermined points on the limbs that could separate into the full skeleton
random screenshot of Skate 2 since skate 3 replaced it with the glowing skeleton system in real time. but you can see how both limbs were already 2 parts and the hands/feet were single entities. it was serisouly such a novel system that added more depth to very basic ragdolls that were already in tons of games. insane they didnt see how this was an important part of the ragdoll fuck-around experience.

and I am pretty sure skate 1 had a concept for sprains also. so a medium hit would sprain a body part and harder hits would actually break them. god what a special game.
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>>722790678
Idk, less complex systems and models? Beats me. I don't understand how most things work
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>>722790868
trickless nigga
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>>722790961
hall of meat owes everything to mtvs scarred hosted by jacoby shaddix lead singer of papa roach
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>>722791136
Oh yeah...
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>>722790881
Oh I agree. Whatever the case we can probably put it down to money, time, and effort they didn't feel like spending
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>>722791136
>mtvs scarred
kinda insane how they showed the worst injuries imaginable on tv. don't think people would watch it these days
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>>722791283
its in our nature. part of the allure of pro skating is seeing people confidently overcome danger, and style while doing it.
but you bet your ass people would watch injuries on TV. the real change is that advertisers no longer want to associate with that kind of show
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>>722791283
weirdly enough i watched an episode the other day and it made me crazy squeamish.
watch a dude get mashed by an industrial machine? nbd
dude eats shit on a 10 stair and rips open his nutsack? no can do sorry.
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I have no friends to play with. I’m going back to Tony Hawk
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>>722791408
>but you bet your ass people would watch injuries on TV. the real change is that advertisers no longer want to associate with that kind of show
yeah i guess i was projecting my own experience here. i wouldn't be able to watch it (and enjoy watching it, too) these days.
>haha omg life changing injuries
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>>722791427
I remember when I was a kid some other kid ripped his nutsack trying to kickflip
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>>722790961
Skate 1 would break down your bruises/sprains/breaks, I think Skate 2 had the same system under the hood but didn't show all the info.
In Skate 2 your skater could be declared dead, also.
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>>722791670
how do you rip your nutsack trying to kickflip? thats a sign from the universe if id ever seen it
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>>722791691
Wasn't that if you broke every bone or something?
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>>722791427
It comes down to experience imo. It's easy to imagine how smashing your nuts real bad feels, but getting torn to shreds by a combine harvester is so far removed from lived experiences that it's basically unimaginable, thus your mirror neurons are left with little to go on
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I'm hoping this game stays alive long enough to the point the devs introduce UGC for custom challenges.

I want to layout tracks that limit every function except pumping, and you have to get from point A to B off a single drop-in for your initial speed.
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>>722791745
I dont even know but he popsicled and I think we were like 7
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>>722791653
im in the same boat these days. I thought I would become desensitized over the years of internet debauchery but I just become more empathetic as time went on. I always hate when they show the injuries in skate videos now. I know how much they put on the line just dont make me imagine that specific pain please
>>722791691
yes thats right. I liked the bruise/sprain/break system but I remember it popping up way too frequently if you so much as broke your toe. and skate 2 declaring death was neat. Surprised they got a T rating with all that stuff back then
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>>722791596
drop your name m8, let's jam
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>>722791827
stop, you're giving them ideas for good gamemodes
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>>722791761
I don't remember the criteria, but I did find this screenshot of a death without every bone being broken. I do remember it didn't make a lot of sense, like torpedoing face first off of a building wouldn't kill your skater, for example.
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>>722791827
Its shocking UGC wasn't in at launch. Always Online Multiplayer with next to no multiplayer functionality outside of seeing 12 year olds jump off roofs and doing flat ground flip tricks in a fucking circle.
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>>722791884
>Surprised they got a T rating
It's honestly not that bad. Mario falls into lava and dies. This skate is way too pussy.
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>>722791924
oh shit I forgot this game had different bones for each half of the foot. you could literally break just your toes
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>>722791924
Oh ok. I think it was something like in skate 3 you couldn't break every bone because no matter what 1 bone would stay unbroken.. or I'm wrong again
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>>722792186
never heard of such a thing. it was hard and you never got full confirmation because of the shitty glowing skeleton system instead of a full readout but you could be a full glowing red skeleton
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>>722792318
Huh.. maybe it was skate 2 but it was possible but just really hard
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long manuals start to look boring if they're just going straight. i think you need to wiggle a little inbetween to introduce unevenness.
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>>722792918
lemme use the gyro in my controller to balance mannies
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>>722793003
that would be sick actually, never thought of it
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Guys I really want to fuck Vee.
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>>722793292
she's a robot dawg
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>>722792918
yeah ever since old skate i've liked to nollie fliptrick into switch manuals because it gives you that sort of shallow angle + balance wiggle animation at the start. couldn't you used to crouch, too? you could crouch/pump more freely in the old ones, like when pushing.
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>>722792918
do em fakie to get the new aggressively bent foot animations
>>722793292
there are better ways to bump these threads dude
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>>722793292
i just dont get it dude

>>722793447
there are sexy robots
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wider board update confirmed
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>>722793447
Out of 10!
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why do reverts feel like such a pain in the dick to pull off since the update? i keep doing this weird like half powerslide that looks almost like a wave dash.
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>>722793503
>couldn't you used to crouch, too?
not sure it was long ago and i wasn't really into clipping tricks like that
last one for me today
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>>722793921
works on my machine
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>>722793503
Nice line. I was really expecting you to twist out of that manual FS at the end but you went the other way
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I don't want to do the same goddamn missions anymore
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>>722794579
get to clipping then
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>>722794610
The only reason I do them is because I want the achievements
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>>722794579
wanna get some chow mein? oh wait there is no multiplayer life sim stuff
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>>722794926
would a chow mein animation really improve the game for you?
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>>722795030
no, but the plywood derby would.
where is it
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>>722795157
Probably locked behind licensing rights like David Gravette. I can't believe they got the dime glory shit at all and they still fucked up by using ancient layouts instead of the one from this year. Sometimes I look at this game and genuinely feel like I'm going crazy
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>>722795403
my bad, i meant these
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>>722795403
>david gravette
>rips hard
>funny guy
>even funnier and ripping even harder in the kotr editions he was in
>locked behind a retard called slappy
>probably won't even get his creature boards
truly love and hate this game at the same time
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>>722795621
>david gravette
>rips hard
what's crazy is that he has some weird condition where his hip keeps dislocating but he still shreds like a maniac
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>>722795570
oh. I cant even remember the name of the event now. some shit where they build plywood courses overtop of a dirtbike course. I think its redbull related but idk now.
but yeah look forward to a 4th currency being added soon.
>>722795621
love that guy, Captain Dislocate, they call him. his joints are truly fucked up but he still rips and is fun on camera
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>>722795928
>Captain Dislocate
coulda been metal man travis pastrana
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>>722795898
>>722795928
see, everyone loves him
this is why him and malto should play themselves and not some random pasteurized sims 4 npc
the game would improve 300%
>gravette telling you to slam head first because you're immortal
>malto literally saying no malto manual shit in any situation
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>>722795928
>oh. I cant even remember the name of the event now. some shit where they build plywood courses overtop of a dirtbike course. I think its redbull related but idk now
swampfest?
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should have brought back jason lee instead of fucking retard tim robinson
hire me EA
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they could replace jason lee with bam margera as an aged fatty coach frank
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>>722796153
for sure, that was such a stupid decisions. these guys are already characters, and more interesting at that then whatever the writing department came up with
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>>722796213
yeah this looks right. thanks
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>>722796215
feel like i'm in the minority here but i do not like bam anymore, dude is such a manchild.
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>>722796285
>so I've spent six months arrested in a nice jail in sweden because I was high as a kite and tried to eat a copgirl's ass and then mcorp took over sanvan so me and the boys decked the *beep* them from here and now I have to teach your ass how to rock to fakie (because the devs properly implemented tranny)
there, better story than *random 'pro' skater female VA talking shit
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>>722796452
fuck bam. I feel like the only people who bring him up do it as a meme.

I genuinely wish him the best and hope he doesnt continue relapsing until dying of a heart attack at 55 but god damn im done pretending he matters
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Fuck. I couldn't get a screenshot before it switched back, but my stance was briefly marked as "pivot" rather than "goofy". What in the world is going on in the backend of this game?
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>>722796590
Shut up Jeff. Bam is a national treasure and by leaving him out you ended up with Jackflop 4.
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>>722796673
Wouldn't be surprised if there's a lot of AI code going on in the background
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>>722796452
>>722796590
put tony hawk there since everybody likes the guy
let him rule the city with other pros instead of some retarded city council
make m-corp's ceo be aaron kyro
you're welcome EA
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>>722796692
I grew up on CKY and Jackass too but all good things must come to an end
>>722796752
best joke of any skate thread so far
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>>722796751
Maybe? Any early testers in here know if pivot was originally in but removed later on?
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>>722796692
it would've flopped eitherway, who wants to watch old men get injured doing old men stunts
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>>722796905
>who wants to watch old men get injured doing old men stunts
the people who loved that bad grandpa shit
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>>722796673
>>722796838
been playing for a long time and still have the really old leaked builds. I do not think Pivot stance has ever been implemented. No joke that would have interesting gameplay implications if true
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these lights actually look nice thank u ea for not giving us night time and removing a light fixture from a challenge for illiterate people to have an easier time
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>>722796962
one is actual old dudes getting injured doing stunts the other is an oldish dude playing an even older dude that does "safe" movie stunts
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>>722797193
That "Star" tag is some of the cooler graffiti around the game.
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>>722796285
Man getting Bam for this game would be a no brainer, sure he seems to be recovering now but he'll probably take an easy job for easy money and tons of people still care about him and would play if he was in the game.
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>>722797686
Realistically I could see him having some sort of contract with the THPS dudes preventing him from appearing in other games. Not that these assholes have any intention of showcasing actual skaters anyway.
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>>722797193
ok im going to have an panic attack this shit is so badly done. look how much random trash there is littered around one of the few actual skateparks in the game. WHY WOULD THEY BE DECORATING THE FUCKING SKATEPARKS WITH TRASH
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>>722797869
the view across the street looking at the park. pristine. put the fucking trash props in the street and empy spots and not the fucking skateparks you dumb pajeets im gonn afucking puke im gonna spit over this my lord please give me strength
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>>722797869
>>722797996
all they have to do is to literally look at the reference to make it 'grimy' instead of placing random trash around
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>>722798158
>make it 'grimy' instead of placing random trash around
you ever notice there are plastic bottles beneath certain benches in hedgemont?
you cant even see the damn things unless you tilt the camera down or go into free cam
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>>722798242
yes
and it's retarded because npcs don't use items and don't hang around with each other, they just walk around and ocasionally sit
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>>722798158
look how filthy this park is also. I'm going to post the street next. its like an intentional insult so skaters almost. the whole world is nothing but perfect insurance company highrises and the skateparks are the only part of the world with any refuse. fuck this gay earth
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>>722798242
>plastic bottles beneath certain benches
there are also floating bollards near the stadium. the map was done by amateurs
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>>722798337
nigga the worst part is that park is named after elissa steamer, the granny that still rips
and she always did more ledges and gaps and shit like that instead of those low wavy tranny stuff
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>>722798337
not a single empty can or cumrag in sight. laziest level design i have ever seen in any game
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>did the seasonal bucks challenges yesterday
>today there is ONE (1) new seasonal challenge.
does EA expect people to sign in every day to play one challenge?
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>>722798562
the worst environmental offender isn't even the randomly placd garbage, it's the clear car accident near the church
>car clearly lost control and fell on the water
>the rails are fixed :)
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>>722798763
im sorry man but no there isn't, you just didn't see that one yesterday
come back next tuesday
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>>722798562
but look! the sidewalk is slightly cracked! never you mind the lack of vegetation squeezing its way through these subtle cracks. there should really be the occasional oil slick at these parking meters too.
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>>722798840
they're weekly then? ok
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I just realized that most of the people you see are actually doing challenges and probably have no idea you're watching them. Also explains why you often see a ton of people in certain spots.

>>722798809
The city is just so skater-friendly that potentially tragic accidents are just contributions to the community.
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im trying to fill out the co-op session points for the seasonal, turns out if the host leaves a party mid-challenge, the rest of the group get softlocked in the challenge, cant progress it, can't access the menu...
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>>722800436
look at them all...
like ants..
ants you could crush beneath your size 12 vans...
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most of the time when im waiting for a busy challenge spot to clear so i can film, people tend to show up and leave in 3's and 4's, which means a LOT of people are actually playing with friends (gross).
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>do 20 session challenges with a group
fuck my stupid friendless chud loser life
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>>722801169
death/v/ish cannot come soon enough
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>>722801169
i'm trying to do that right now
you have to do the half-pipe logo challenges and the party leader has to have NOT done them already
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>>722790678
What the fuck, imvu is still around? I'm afraid to imagine what it's user base is like in the current year.
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this game is so fucking ass i turned all the assists off and it still feels totally random and unintuitive and i barely press anything and my character does a 960 backflip nosegrind and lands doing a perfect wheelie

why are modern extreme sports games like this?
i remember skate being very intuitive and simulation feeling and this is just... this is more arcade than tony hawks pro skater 2
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>>722803013
tru bro you should play session it's so realistic and it's totally not a you problem bro
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>>722803118
its literally too easy
idk theres a fuckload of settings but i turned everything i could tell was an assist off but its still so completely unintuitive, i think it would be easier to learn to skate in real life than to get my character what i want it to do instead of them randomly spazzing out and breaking world records from 3 button presses
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>>722803013
i think you might be exaggerating a bit.
if you go back and try skate 3 with hardcore mode, it's damn near impossible to actually land in a grind, to the point it's frustrating to pull off any challenges including grinds
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>>722802812
It went mobile a few years back. I think there's like an imvu cryptocurrency now? They also started selling "premium names", one-word names or 4 letter names for shitloads of credits. Not sure whats going on these days
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>>722803304
ok? in this you're going anywhere near an edge (which are absolutely everywhere and fuck bowls and ramps???) you magnetically cling to it
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>>722803238
tru bro and-
>>722803439
in this you're going anywhere near an edge (which are absolutely everywhere and fuck bowls and ramps???) you magnetically cling to it
kek
and you said you turned assists off kek
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>>722803490
i swore i did
but theres a million god damn settings and i dont know what 80% of them do because im not a skateboarder who knows a bunch of obscure trick names
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>>722803552
the esoteric drop-in, an obscure trick with a specific auto drop-in assist turned on
nigga, it's a you problem, not the game
if you're playing with assists on and like a spaz, it's on you
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>>722803552
>im not a skateboarder who knows a bunch of obscure trick names
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>>722797869
they take a brush with random trash piles in the palette, then just slap it across everything and move on.
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>>722803413
>Not sure whats going on these days
I think we're better off not knowing.
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>>722803304
I remember Skate 3's hardcore mode was just supposed to disable the magnetism but somehow ended up actually pushing you away from grinds. It was a bitch even to just land a 50-50 from straight on and I don't recall if they ever fixed it fully.
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>player height affects pop height
I've been playing in hardmode this entire time
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>>722795621
you could also do shitty park challenges
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eRhsmi4xdI
so many missed opportunities
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>>722788095
I uninstalled after being stuck in a loadscreen for 10 minutes.
Fix your fucking game.
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>>722788095
Cause it's poser shit
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>>722806135
>guides you to the steamer's park
>just a sequence of beeps from censored cussing
>"aight, gonna teach you handplants. *beep*"
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>>722806135
they shouldve let him free flow some dialog.. he has the chops for creative speaking and improv but he has the worst non-vee lines in the game, or any game. slappy fucking sucks, sounds so forced and retarded. i understand why they put malto on a script tho
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>>722804694
>playing as a manlet
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This game is really good for people being able to place buildings and everyone seeing it but they REALLY need to increase the cap to at least 10-15, I want big ass player made skate parks
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>>722809015
The cap is five because it takes six pieces to make a swastika.
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>fire up the skateboard game
>city counselor walks you through the tutorial
my days of rebellion are far behind me but what the fuck?
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>>722809105
oh please tell us what are you seeing in the story because they rewrote it for season 1 and I'm SURE it's something COOL about SKATEBOARDING now
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It is really gay that it's a "skate enthusiast city" so there's no cops and there's literally in lore immortality tech so you never get hurt so they have a reason to never include Hall of Meat
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I hate the level design so much: it's just flat ground most of the time
Wtf were they thinking? It's a skate game...
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>>722809015
Pretty sure the idea was to get people to build collaboratively with a small group or friends.
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the seagulls name is livingston? i guess hes the mascot of san vansterdam?
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>>722809206
it was just a tutorial dressed up as a sort of welcome to SV video but narrated by a city counselor who walks you through building rep and finishing goals. i think i read she was voiced by an actual pro skater so there's that, but a city counselor just seemed like an odd choice for a game about skating. skate 3 had jason lee making dick and fart jokes, i guess i was expecting a different tone
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>>722810614
"pro skater"
she doesn't rip
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>>722809348
oh that explains the gigantic esoteric structures that you can climb to get better drop ins and shit. i see i was right to ignore absolutely everything about the game besides the gameplay, which is pretty damn good
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>pull for titles
>meat grinder and willy worshiper back to back
oh.
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>>722811012
Time to put on the rainbow tank
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There is nothing silly about ride on grinds. Its in the tutorial because its classic and cool.
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was mildly interested until i found out the character creator looks like the sims 4
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>>722800436
this is a new challenge right? i actually liked it
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>>722815173
It's "new". They disabled it for a minute to take out a light pole between that first set of pads because people were to retarded to avoid it.
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>>722815269
I never had issues with it.

What I absolutely hated is the pole right after the last jump in that challenge that starts east of the under-the-highway skatepark. The one where you have to do a fliptrick over some hedges, then jump over a wall (there used to be some mailboxes right after the jump that you could slam into), cross the road then turn north to manual over a sidewalk before finally jumping onto the beach walkway. There's a pole right after that jump and I hated it.
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>>722816054
The one that kills me is I think called Window Shopping. You have to gap rail to rail then manual and flip over some stairs. The gap is no problem, but my momentum always dies as soon as I hit the manual and I end up either stalling on the stairs because I'm going so slow or getting sucked into the wall if I veer too close.
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Playing some THPG, and it's the complete polar opposite of Skate 4's pristine-sterility.
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>>722795898
my friend has something where his shoulder keeps dislocating and his back his messed up where it locks up his other muscles sometimes so he can't skate any more even though he wants to :(
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man the shirt drop for the issac clarke was kino, literally don't need anything else in terms of customization. Shame everyone else is wearing it too because they also agreed.
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>>722816949
I know which one you mean. I can get that one done pretty consistently in under 5 tries.

I've tried a few different things before, like for example starting further back for more speed but you can do it starting from the default location.
The way I do it is hold down the push button to do it twice, wait a bit to get closer to the rail and then 5-0 grind it. If done correctly you can grind it just a tiny bit before running out of rail so jump over the gap ( usually into another onto another 5-0 in my case).
Grind it just for a little bit then jump off (I just ollie or kickflip off the rail, sometimes i do a 180) and try to land as straight as possible into the manual to maintain momentum.

If you fuck up the landing you'll lose most of the momentum and it's hard to reach the stairs. Don't grind the second rail after the gap too much because the friction will slow you down more compared to getting off the rail and covering the same distance with the manual.
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>>722816949
Tic tac>>722818623
the manual
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>>722817484
Tony looks like someone from Silent Hill 4 here lol.
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>>722819553
There's something about the skin rendering which is only evident in cutscenes that gives that vibe. Any other situation, the game is pretty ugly even by THPS standards.

Fucking hard though. Having to time pushes is fucking my muscle memory for THPS games vs. just moving at a constant speed.
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>>722819520
Yeah, that's what I do when I run out of momentum. It's helpful too, if you don't quite hit the target score when you come off a line.
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https://streamable.com/tmeez6
For the guy always posting bails, this one is pretty brutal (messing around trying to ride between the beams, in hindsight I should have crouched)
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>>722820127
IDK why but the skateboard just landing at the very end there after a pretty brutal bail is funny to me.
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There's a new animation where you land from high ground right? I've never seen it before, your hand barely touches the ground while you stabilize yourself
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>boot up game
>hours of progress from previous session just fucking disappeared
i love modern gaming
uninstalled lmao. hopefully we actually get another good skate game someday
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>>722820748
Yeah, I noticed that and was like... was that always in the game?
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>>722820748
>>722820954
https://streamable.com/b9i2wn
Second landing?
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>>722821051
Yeah, I like that they keep improving the gameplay but they should document it somewhere. The gameplay team shouldn't be shadowed by how horrible the cosmetic team is
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>>722820748
>>722821051
That has been there for ages.
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>>722821624
proof?
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>>722821624
>>722821782
I looked through old clips and there is a hard landing where the rear hand goes between the legs, and one where the hand goes back but not as far as this
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>>722821782
I've been playing the game since March and I've seen that animation countless times.
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>>722788987
nta but it fucks with my tism hard

Also is there a way to get rid of the piss filter? I'm not a nostalgiafag or a piss fetish haver.
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How do I stop that gay ass shit camera from filming up close underneath and giving me motion sickness I’m tired of this shit
At some point during the session it always goes from normal to that faggot shit angle
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>>722822437
pressing the right analog
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k6Ihev0DNQ
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why is there fent lean emote?
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>>722815269
It was nothing to do with being retarded. You literally had to hold a certain emote to go past without hitting your arm and bailing, as it was all one sequence challenge. It was poorly designed and dogshit stupid margin of error, but the challenge was fun so I'm glad with the change. Also the light pole was removed on release, not this S1 update. The goal came back in S1.
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>>722823387
IT'S NOT A FENT LEAN IT'S A STEEZY EMOTE
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>>722823896
i saw a guy doing the fent lean next to a dumpster lol, should have taken a screenshot
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Looking at the numbers it appears the update did not draw more people the game, though it may have helped maintain players, that is hard to tell. I think they needed a new church gap for those people, a new park, and more challenges at the least. Still early in the game for huge updates but we'll see how it goes.
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>>722825302
they did add a bunch of mickey mouse jumps but the people you see at the church are literal kids like 9 year old kids they won't leave that spot
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>>722825302
very lackluster update tbqh
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>>722825827
stop playing skate 1 boomer
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>>722825892
>>722825827
I actually like that PSP aesthetic
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you a box
roblox
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>>722826248
I'm glad you like it because my pc would fucking explode if I turned up the graphics
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>>722789403
Jesus Christ this is worse then stencil shadows 20-30 years ago the fuck
And they somehow made skating woke
Double fuck
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I actually like the 2 shirts in the shop....the black and white and camo one
EA needs to give us some free vbucks as reparation on god
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Wake me up when we get the earth rocker season.
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>>722819553
>there was a pool here. it's gone now
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>>722819729
PG is such a shit game but some of the levels are great
baltimore deserved a better game
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Does anyone else have really high CPU temperatures when playing this piece of shit?

Also, roflmao at a fucking season pass and mtx. I played it the other day and was getting stuck in missions because it's "waiting for other players". The game is in early access and barely functional and even then they try to gouge money out of people.
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>>722827839
Drop a few icecubes into your PC tower.
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I need private lobbies please....
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>>722828373
A /v/irdhouse lobby would be incredible
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>>722828792
all anons here are down but we just don't organize anything
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>>722827839
Some people do, it's not your hardware, it's javelin somehow.
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>>722828936
There's really no way to. Max party size is 4.
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>>722829029
i know you can fill a group, 3 leave, fill it again etc.
but again that would require a little organizational effort
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>>722829029
>>722829247
pretty sure we can fill three parties if not more at least
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>>722829029
>>722829247
would it just have to be a steam group?
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can you really not darkslide yet?
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>>722829316
From the comments I've seen I think a good amount of people are playing on consoles, I don't think that would really work.
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>>722829349
You learn it from geoff rowley's character adam after you skitch a cab back to tutorial island when mission 2 is done
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>>722829316
the steam group would just be a more permanent place to lfg i guess
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>>722829468
Is there a way to make an EA accounts' group or something? Everyone has an EA account, from there it doesn't matter what platform they're on. Not sure this is supported in any way.
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Somehow EA made this game feel like it runs both better and worse at the same time after this patch.
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>>722829554
no but theoretically you could add someone as an EA friend and just remember that's from death/v/ish
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>>722827780
this looks like skate 4 lul
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a little something
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>>722820127
>>722821051
stayvun?
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>>722819553
what would tony hawk see in a nightmare world made of his repressed trauma?
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>>722830634
The demons would call him a poser sellout.
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>>722822437
disable the option in settings that makes clicking the right analog change the camera
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>>722830807
>i was lame...that's why i skated you, i needed a line to punish me for my bails...
>but that's all over now. i know the truth.
>now it's time to hit this.
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>>722827839
not checked temps for this game but i do randomly get the jet engines firing off in my PC after playing for a bit.
weird how i can run UE5 slop sometimes without even hearing my PC running, but something PS3 looking like Hot Shots Golf with a 60 framecap makes my PC rattle and get 99'C hotspots.

all shitty devs must fucking hang.
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>>722827471
KEK
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>>722827839
lol even in the playtest before early access you could buy shit from the store
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You really can't make this shit up.
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>>722831465
i seem have the opposite problem actually, my fans are getting really old at this point and have started to chug but this game doesn't get them going that fast unlike every other game. i do get random, split second, frame drops all the time thoughbeit
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>>722829492
lie
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>>722830634
4-year-olds doing back-to-back 900s
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>>722831613
I always thought heroin skateboards was a retarded name. even if they meant to skate instead of do heroin it could make heroin seem cooler to kids I bet.
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>>722831779
that was fucking sick
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>>722831616
that's because your shit is overheating because the fans don't work. in the playtest my fans were hardcore running nonstop and it made my room hotter.
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>>722831845
wait until you get a load of the system of a down song
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>>722788095
Whats your favorite spots anons ?

https://streamable.com/w3ieqg

https://streamable.com/rxhzx4

https://streamable.com/019jzd

https://streamable.com/7es4al
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>>722831779
>0 hair movement
>in a physic engine
supremekek, see name
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>>722831936
selling.....ASS!
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>>722788935
Physics look garbage wtf. Thps 1 on ps1 had a better feel
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>>722831936
yeah and soad are fucking assholes that do tons of drugs doesn't make it any better. my friends got to meet them as kids for whatever reason and they were dicks to them lol and they were little kids
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>>722831982
its called hair spray, honey!
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>>722831995
based SOAD dunking on annoying shitrats too young to appeciate the might of Aerials
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>>722831995
this can't be right. we get to see serj treating kids with kindness in the music video for empty walls
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>>722832041
so all skate kids really are confirmed gay or tranny at this point yea?
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>>722832189
>he thinks caring for and styling your hair is gay
baldo spotted
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What is the waifu viability for this?
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>>722831979
Ngl I don't think I have a favorite spot, I just skate around and do tricks on whatever I see
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>>722832443
you have to imagine the smell yourself
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>>722832443
No bueno
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>>722832130
>>722832147
it was something like they got to meet them back stage or something, they showed up zonked as fuck barely functioning, were dicks somehow for like 1 minute then fucked off to go do more drugs or something
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>>722832295
>actually thinking you can style your hair AND care for it
lmao
keep putting those chemicals on your head. it's YOUR natural oils and body issues causing your issues, goy, keep buying the product that your hair is now addicted to
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>>722832535
and I think this is a large reason they became straight edge because they were traumatized LOL
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>>722832482
I was skating down the street with some dude before going flip for flip and I finished the line going in between a bus and car in the way while he crashed into the back of the bus. Shit was so cash.
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>>722831979
I mostly skate vert so i really like the rolling waves and that other vert park that's under a bridge that i cant remember the name of.
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>>722832582
spoken like a baldo or someone with shit genetics
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>>722832514
Looks better than what you can make in THPS
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>>722832635
>under a bridge
Bonski Buddy park
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>>722832189
Yes mr sherman, everything is trannys
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>>722832626
A change that I wanna see is being able to coffin under trucks would be kino but right now not even the skateboard goes under them
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>>722832626
some guy came up to me and said "Skate?" and he meant play S.K.A.T.E. but we keep track of the tricks ourselves. He did one trick but I couldn't even tell what he was doing that quickly like that so I turned around and skated as fast as possible away
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>>722832706
They should let us coffin into an open gutter drain, then shred the storm drain into the la river.
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ponder, if you will, failing a grind and to punish you a skater girl forces you to clean her feet with your tongue
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>>722832582
>put it in, looks nice
>wash it out, good as new
ezclap
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>>722831979
feel like i'm slowly but surely running out of spot i find interesting
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>>722832808
lube up those skater eyes, get some visine or something
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>>722832808
What is the lore reason for the rail being all kinked like that? Surely it can't be from the same car crash
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>>722832783
fuck off with that gooner shit nigger
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>>722832706
Yeah, they should have made those Fast and Furious trucks you can go under, some you can crouch under and some you can coffin under
>>722832730
Lmao
>>722832808
Powerslide speed check was kino, falling into the river was the icing on the cake
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Fuck yes I got enough pink duck currency or whatever to get the Creature deck in the shop
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>I turned around and skated as fast as possible away
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>>722788935
This is what you coom to? Seek mental help
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>>722832783
i think about this whenever i get a peek at my skaters socks!
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>>722832893
fudge dude i hope mom and dad don't notice
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>>722832969
Vee sat her fat ass down for a rest
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>>722833395
John Duss.
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>>722833186
On a serious note, I am almost lead to believe they got someone TOO technically skilled to do the animations for this. The flips are laser-precise often with as little foot movement as possible, and lack the feet wildly being thrown out in two directions, or the verticality of a hardflip, and it is kind of difficult to tell some tricks apart as they just flip in an instant while the feet barely move unless you lob it, which is difficult in a line. some people may like it, but a slider for foot movement or even deck width options to get slower flips would be amazing.
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>>722833535
wish there were more animations based on your selected posture or a new style category
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https://streamable.com/isubv5
Trying to figure out a nice line down this entire thing while also keeping enough speed to keep it going smoothly. two examples, first got cut off at the end and second got cut off at the start, some cheese in there like flip spam but they are just for the sake of giving an example and I made some shit up as I went.
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>>722833395
Lay off the weed, nigga.
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>>722833761
change out of that musty ass shirt and pants and then im gonna reply seriously
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>sleep with the window open
>wake up to my room cold as fuck
>start up skate.
>my pc is now like a heater blowing out hot air
feelsgoodman
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>>722833838
post your fit nigga
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>>722833874
based arctic slumber enjoyer
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>>722833838
I didn`t make the character, my family member did. Never once touched the customization and wondering if I am fuking myself by not doing the season challenges every day.
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>>722833896
got that clean HARU on
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>>722834212
hexagonal glasses means your little nigga is a BPD scott pilgrim ruined a whole generation of women so I will stay clear and link up with the default nigga instead
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>>722833819
Advice on transfers? I feel like they just happen to me randomly. Also how are ya gettin your webms that long? When i save from the game I cant have anything longer than 3 seconds or so or it takes up more than 4 mb
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>when you play skate
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>>722832808
i tried out this spot but kept on bombing it with speed lol
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>>722833838
>>722833761
lmfao at musty but i think they kinda pull off the look it's like some shit they woulda skated with back in the day
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>>722834314
not my fault this shitty game doesn't have normal glasses
>>722834058
you can probably do them by just playing the game normally, i did all of them but grabs on the orb without noticing lol
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>>722834314
back in my day we just called them manic pixie dream girls and they were the definition of perfection
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>>722834318
i just drop em straight into handbrake, there's a quality fader and i just render it with lower and lower quality til its under 4mb. the resolution and frame rate seems more important to keep full so it still looks half nice
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>>722834212
aw hell nah he aint talking shit with a pair of capri pants on them stubby ass legs. respect for playing with a small character though
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>>722834318
for transfers, sometimes the ollie ruins it, if you just hold up on L stick when launching, it magnets you to the nearest landing. im really just hucking myself in a general direction and hoping for the best
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rate my fit
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Why the fuck isn't there a fast travel on this
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>>722834468
look pal I know that but back in our day we didn't have retards with doctor titles prescribing SSRI and other psychotic shit like they were m&ms so the girl with short hair can eat pussy and hate her absent father while feeling just the void of the known universe chewing her ass because there are no more enjoi vids since enjoi is dead and they were the best so she feels nothing, therefore nostalgia for those gold times is as empty as trying to do a ghetto bird in the stage area of this gay ass game

>>722834630
post your calves nigga
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>stop a song using the phone because it sucks
>immediately hear the same song continue playing ambiently right next to me through some speaker
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>>722834318
if you are gonna ollie, you gotta slam that L stick up just after the ollie, just for a second or it'll start flipping
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>>722834630
just to rub it into those of us that liked abusing the flying glitch
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>>722834424
reminds me of this
I think I actually made an edit where the leaning back guy was skateboarding but I dunno where it is
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PC or console?
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>>722834738
also, there's another flying glitch and coincidentally you can abuse it nearby to easily get on top of the O.R.B
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>>722834617
what's with the ear protection
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>>722834668
who hurt you anon? tell us about it. you're in a safe place here
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>>722834630
Going uphill a little too rough on ya chicken legs?
>>722834674
Distantly related, but last night I went to sleep with Queensryche playing and when I woke up Youtube was on a Creed song but the phone stopped it there. Thank you phone.
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>>722834823
HOLD ME NOW
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>>722834825
this hurts me more than any woman ever could
I just like posting with that kind of humor, anon
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>>722834746
I saw your posts before but forgot to respond, it made laugh after searching it because even the shirt looks kinda similar to the one my character has.
>>722834768
PC is easiest to take replays from, but if you have PS also get it there for the bonus content that can be used in the OC version as well.
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>>722834630
>fast travel to impervatek rooftop
>spread eagle down onto orb
wow so hard
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>>722834917
rip to a real one.
when i was a teen, i bought picrel with all my cash at the time and it cracked in like 2 weeks nollying up a curb. i couldn't afford another deck and just kinda....stopped skating after that.
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>>722833535
You can get slower flips by flicking slower
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>>722835014
It's hard.....I need to unlock it first
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>>722835101
you should have thought of that earlier
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>>722834318
>>722834474
use webm for retards, you just put in any video file, set file size to 4mb and it does all the work for you
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>>722806135
>what happened to the banter for this episode?
>we forgot to get twisted tea on the way
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>>722835080
yep
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>>722835071
I had this one and once when I was learning nollie flips I tried to go over a 5 and fell on my ass just to see the blonde preppy girl from work drinking a latte and looking at my failure
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>>722834630
>>722835014
>>722835101
you can just create a throwdown anywhere on the map and then fast travel to it
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>tfw he redeemed
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>>722835167
but anon, i'm not a retard
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>>722835289
Does he clean the manny pad after he's done skating?
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>>722834474
Oh damn ok, thank you. I'm not that dedicated to showing anons my kick flips though. >>722834557
>>722834684
Thanks, I'll give the advice a shot. Tbh I only ollie off of kickers for a bit more air. I've just been using pumps to launch myself mostly.
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>>722835289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGT19Ei6seg&pp=ygUJbXIuIGNsZWFu
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currently on the EDM playlist
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>>722835382
SAAR! BLOODY BASTARD!
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>>722835382
WOOLIE, NO!
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>>722835397
he's healing up at the moment unfortunately
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>>722834630
>not using the building next to it to fast travel and fly down
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>>722835483
just go downhill without stopping to look at the view
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>>722834668
at least I still have an enjoi shirt with the panda... ;_;
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>>722835483
Flip the gaps, land in a manual sometimes, then powerslide at the very end of the snake run Into the last bearing
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>>722835483
is that at the orb? just go fast and powerslide near the bottom while you're at top speed
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Someone please give me a challenge, I need to feel some kind of sense of completion before I go to sleep.
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>>722835483
"those guys are thrill seekers so reading isn't their forté" - b-dog, king of the road 2017
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>>722835483
>struggle to do this when actually trying
>take like 20 attempts to finally do it
>lazily re-run it last night for the co-op objective
>beat the timer first try without even trying
its about ignoring it
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>>722835752
try sucking your own dick
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>>722835483
Use the outerwall to keep momentum going once you reach high speeds (especially when you reach the final ring), you can even avoid the gaps that way so you don't need to jump.
Don't go into grinds, it'll slow you down.

It took me a few tries, I did the power slide like mid way through.
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>>722835752
fit an entire skateboard in your bootyhole
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>>722835752
do a cool trick on cars
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>>722835752
do a proper gay twist (it's not that simple) on the hidden half-pipe near the brickswitch plaza with the red art objects/obstacles
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>>722835483
easily
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>>722835752
Hippy flip a traffic light.
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>>722835527
why'd you give mr. clean leggings and a bubble butt
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Alright imma photoshop some dogshit icon and then make a steam group
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>>722835752
frontside late shove backside 5050 on this rail
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>>722836049
/v/irdhouse or death/v/ish?

*both sponsored by gooner magazine
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>>722835925
>>722835791
>>722835786
>>722835770
>>722835727
>>722835589
I changed my camera to follow me more and did it in 2 minutes don't be a retard like me I was getting jumpscared by the gaps because I couldn't see them
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>>722835786
this happens to me too when doing challenges. if i stop thinking as much and just go it seems to work out. but you probably have to get to a point where you at least know how to play decently before this works.
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>>722835981
you'd play the game, looking at a flat ass for hours?
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>>722836106
i cast my vote for death/v/ish, but i like /v/irdhouse too
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>>722836049
>giving /v/ your steam id
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>>722836049
>photoshop
no need, vees got this lol
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>>722836213
tell vee to make it look less like gta v
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>>722836213
those are so bad it hurts, don't want the group anymore
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>>722836213
AI is still terrible for logos.
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>>722836210
i feel like i could tear thru the seasonal co op thing that way but yeah....seems like a bad move
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>>722836258
okay

>>722836275
shes trying her best dude

>>722836358
no kidding
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>>722836049
I play on EA's launcher.
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>>722836397
nahh don't do AI make a shitty one on paint with soul
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>>722836213
>>722836193
>>722836106
Absolutely voting for /v/irdhouse, but with a different logo
>>722836279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx2piPUudlE
>>722836397
see that's a good logo
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>>722836361
there's always some schizo that remembers you for years and talks about you in every thread and thinks everyone is you and says your name even if you haven't posted in years or if a new person starts playing they think they're you and they post screenshots of your character forever and make up shit about you. but have fun guys. and this is in every single game where people tell their username now. many years ago it was fun to play with /v/
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>>722832562
how are you getting so much air off the ramps, it's all in the momentum? i ws trying to gap that spot last night and couldn't do it but you flew over the entire location like a fucking eagle kek
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>>722836496
kek I've had something almost exactly like this happen
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>>722836210
count me in when or if there is a guild system, but yeah ID is bad

>>722836496
>many years ago it was fun to play with /v/
I miss the demon's souls days
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>>722836405
me too
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>>722836496
this always happens to me.. guess im just irresistible or something
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>>722836496
But who cares man it's 4chan so what if someone is posting your online handle, are you a pro gamer/streamer?
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>>722836575
>are you a pro gamer
yes
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>>722835382
the woolie way
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>>722836646
Well maybe you should have 2 different online handles
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got this idea from leukemiabro
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>>722836068
Casper hotel?
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this is fun to cruise to irl and its fun to cruise to in skate(.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4k1t1Misrk
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>>722835071
>he bought chinese wood
no refunds
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>>722836751
impervatowers
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>>722837102
>all those undone dailies
Do them right now.
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I turned off the assist that's meant to stop you from bad turns on certain jumps and I feel like my game is more responsive. Probably harder because there's more room for mistakes, but try it out.
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>>722837178
yes officer for the glory of san vansterdam
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/1263240/Skate_Story/
skate. is DONE for
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I wish I'd got into skating when I was young, I'm 32 now and have no friends.
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>>722837485
I saw this before, looks fucking awesome actually
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>>722837565
bro needs to cut back on the tzatziki
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>>722837568
There's a demo out rn I'm trying it out
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>>722836539
jump off the roof on top of the store. a running board drop and regular ollie lands on the down ramp perfectly
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5 minutes in gimp
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>>722837797
way better
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>>722837797
noice. what if the dot on the i was a bird?
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>>722836539
see >>722831779
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>>722837551
friendcels can skate anon
>t.
>>722837234
rip pspliff ;_;
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>>722837993
Then it wouldn't look like the Birdhouse logo.
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>>722837639
think I'll check it out myself
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>>722838080
fuck.... RIP
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>>722838091
damn, you're right. I'm retarded
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>>722836049
Is it shit?
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>>722837485
>Devolver Digital
So its a safe bet?
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>>722836068
It's not working because it is registering as trying to tail grind instead of flip
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>>722838313
it makes me want valentines candy hearts
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>>722838372
It's alright..I played it for 15 mins I wouldn't pay more than 10 dollars for it tho
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>>722837993
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>>722834630
find it really interesting how many cope replies this got as if there is any excuse for lacking such quality of life
it's quite literally one of the highlights of the update because it's one of the only new things
there's no reason for it to be inconvenient to access
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>>722838973
maybe you shouldn't be bitch made about an event mr. target audience
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>>722838973
okay zoomer
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNVROKYJxjA

Thanks to whoever posted this series yesterday, it's pretty funny
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>>722839041
holy esl
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>>722839041
I'm not even playing the event because it's ass lol
keep eating shit with a smile, I guess

>>722839065
I'm 28
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>>722839120
dont worry lil bro theres a new launch glitch
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>>722839120
spiritual zoomer
also >not playing the event and complaining about no fast travel to the event challenge KEK
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Well the group is made. Join for now, and later tell me what icon youd rather have and that I should kill myself
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/virdhouse
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>>722839171
never used them
don't intend to (because I'm not a trickspamming mega gapping zoomer)

>>722839284
correct, I'm not playing the event because it sucks
I pointed out the lack of fast travel to that point the day the update dropped because it's retarded (like you)
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>>722838376
it's a difficult one, mayhaps not even possible
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>steam group
and you fags will still cry when people say to go to /vg/
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>>722839463
do you want to post your session clips again so we can pretend to say good things about them
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>>722839334
thought those were arabic letters
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>>722839597
yeah please do that lol
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>>722839334
i'm still debating whether i should join
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>>722839657
By Allah I will blow up San Van Tel Aviv
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>>722839690
oh so you're just the minmod schizo
do you post the same shit on the constant goon and AI threads?
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>>722839776
>minmod schizo
what the fuck is a minmod lmao
do you think putting yourself in the same bracket as goonspam and aispam is somehow owning me?
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>>722839334
How come it says 3 members but I only see 2?
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>>722840293
magic
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Maybe one day they'll actually add teams/guilds to this online only crossplay multiplayer game just like Skate 3 did 15 years ago
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I will make a waifu in a baggy Hoodie short shorts and ugly shoes
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>>722839394
https://streamable.com/gs0t8v
Went to try, I think these are okay but if you want me to go back and specifically do a fitty fitty I can do that tomorrow. I think it is true that the rail messes up your input for a shove, even on 0 assist, so you need to find the sweet spot to avoid that.
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>>722839463
>/vg/
It'd be /vm/ you fucking retard
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Home…

https://youtu.be/XvziPPpryv0?si=RsX0uaS69GZp5rc-
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>>722839334
How do I open this in the Steam client?
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>>722840984
yeah because multiplayer games don't go on /v-
oh......
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>>722840915
you're doing a frontside 5050. anyway, nice, very close. i only got this clip while trying.
grind assist status btw?
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>>722839856
very nice
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>>722838720
just beat the demo it was pretty koo but yeah pretty much this. there are like 4 tricks and you can only manual. feels pretty basic and has that arizona tea vaporwave vibe with floating statue heads and shit which is kinda uninspired. and you can combo just by doing tricks like you don't have to actually land in a manual or anything. but yeah it seems a lot more basic than I thought it would be. but still pretty cool. if that was 1 chapter out of 9 it seems like it's going to be really short.
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>>722841204
I did not notice until after I got the clips that it was frontside shuv backside 50. Assist on 0.
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>>722841170
You open the group chat after joining, then the bottom of the friends list has an extra section for groups, clicking that joins the chat
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>>722838973
just walk up the ramp that leads to the top?
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>>722841463
>Assist on 0
okay just checking.
>I can do that tomorrow
if you wanna try again go ahead, would be sick. i'm already over it.
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>>722839379
I finished all the battle pass missions in 1 second
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>>722840984
/vm/ is so fucking dead
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>>722841914
It opens in my browser and I have no clue what my password or even ID is because it requires roman letters and capitals and shit. Anyway to just search this in the Steam client?
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>>722842216
Dude made a thread in vm and nobody posted and people there told him to fuck off as it is the wrong board for that
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>>722842319
Yeah should be public and searchable under /v/irdhouse mang. Or just open the same link in the steam's browser
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>>722842479
Clicking on Steam's address bar just copies the url there but will try again in q second after I am done smoking
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>>722842453
for skate? yeah I wouldn't really think this would go in /vm/ because we're not strictly playing all together. but if it was only for playing together it would be /vm/ but as of now the only way it would make sense is if the thread was about everyone joining a throwdown and doing them over and over or some shit which no one is gonna do. do co-op missions together and talking about the game doesn't really belong there I think.
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the "get all items" unlock for seasonals is a little bit retarded
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>>722842479
Nothing works to find the group.
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We coppin???????
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>>722844006
maybe irl but certainly not in game
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>>722844006
why do all shirts look like ass
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>>722844346
Because they're outsourcing to jeets
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>>722844346
why do socks and calves clip through pants
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>>722831991
its just this moron playing with grind assist. He would've flopped straight into the bush otherwise
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>>722843173
At least for the threads I frequent or have been in on /vm/, there's a good amount of organizing multiplayer sessions but the majority is just discussing the games. As long as there is some consistent effort for people to play together it seems to be fine, I am not a moderator or anything though. I really do think the /vm/ skate thread would be fine with the amount that people group up and do spot challenges in the /v/ threads. People just seem absolutely allergic to venturing outside of their /v/ comfort zone. /vm/ is a nice board.
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The outfit you get for lvl 10 market mile isn't that bad actually........still corny but I like it
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>>722844346
Skinnyfat fit where the top is tight and the bottom triangulates out to be wide as fuk
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>>722844831
They tried, it didn't work, time to face reality and just leave it alone.
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>>722844831
I'm fine with it as long as a) we rip and b) the weirdos leave us alone
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>>722845495
>weirdos leave us alone
not possible
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>>722845097
looking real.. erm.... cool, nitro circus.
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I wish the wall here didn't have such strong succ, this hubba is nice.

>>722845495
Like anon said completely dodging the kooks isn't really possible but I think the /vm/ skate thread can be a comfy place once the threads here start dying off. It is kinda useless while these threads are active, like why split the community or double post all your clips or whatever.
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Yeah this shit is AI generated
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I really think they fucked up making it way harder to level each area. good thing I had already unlocked most or possibly all of the fast travel spots. my market mile is still level 9 but I had the rest maxed already and it seems like it's going to take forever just to get the 3400 points I need to max it out. WTF were they thinking? it's cool they added climbing but don't force everyone to do it 24/7 forever like it's the best thing ever added to a game. It's not THAT amazing, it should just a cool feature that exists and not forced so hard.
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>>722837485
FUCK YEAH I HAD THIS WISHLISTED FOR 3.5 YEARS NOW
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>>722846434
I stopped even checking those parks lol they're always roblox trash and ugly
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>>722846536
I haven't been waiting for it nearly as long as you but it's kinda underwhelming from the demo. it's not like a game that's fun to skate around in you kind of just jump over shit and go through gates and barely any tricks that also don't feel very satisfying because you just hold in a trigger and press B.
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>>722796570
Good ol' Ham Bargera
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>>722846537
check out the ones where the dime one was, they've been usually cool
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>>722846642
I think its a neat and unique control scheme and im more here for the artsy vibes than anything. I already have more mechanically complex skating games to play but this shit is top kino

also double tapping the triggers lets you do additional tricks. so like double L1 + R2 is a treflip
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>>722796285
That'd be kino as fuck
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>>722846827
oh wow didn't know that. i mean it's definitely a cool game. it was kinda cool in the demo when you have to go get 2 things to put on the pedestals and kind of reminded me ever so slightly of something like resident evil or devil may cry but not really. plus one of the missions was just buy arizona tea from the store. i'm sure it will get harder and more interesting though so I'm still looking forward to it.
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Fuckin nailed it
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Really minor and low priority but I do hope they eventually add a nice sit animation for the benches, chairs and couches around and droppable instead of just having the crossed-leg sit emote.
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>>722846537
I liked the jumping puzzle one on the coast was pretty fun
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just noticed there's a free shirt in the store. never saw that before.
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>>722847176
back to back with the bros
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>>722843236
all items? like max out every box? wtf?
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>>722847813
no, in the seasonal items zine
you have to unlock every item of a page to be able to buy a specific one
that's a little retarded, there's a lot of garbage you have to get to pick the black jorts for example
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>>722847894
yeah thats how BPs work usually they fill you with trash for one item
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>>722847894
yeah paying for the premium pass isnt enough already
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are your daily tasks bugged?
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>>722848047
sometimes it be like that
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i briefly shit my pants because it seemed like i was softlocked out of challenges. skater would freeze up and challenge goals were not appearing
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>>722847894
damn I don't want most of this shit to even be in my inventory. don't want to scroll past it and waste space and time, would rather just have stuff that I would actually want to use. but they force you to do it to get something you want...
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>>722848153
they're really going to have to start further categorizing shit. its going to be a mess by season 3
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>>722848110
b-but they aren't completing, how can I get my points like this???
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>>722847748
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>tfw I already know what a challenge is going to be before I go to it because of having to redo the same ones over and over
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>>722848647
they really really need to update wallrides and wallies
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>>722848683
wallies yeah but where's the issue with wallrides



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