and why is it red
>>722818670>owned by mr mime
Zoroark
>>722818670Post the rest
SEX JOKEJOOOOOKE OF SEEEXXX
>>722819225tbf the artist is filipino
>>722818670where sexjoge?
>>722819526Idk what it is about Filipinos specifically but they always have such a "ugh, you gotta know, OKAY? YOU JUST DON'T GET IT" approach to their cultureEveryone else I know will usually explain their cultural practices to you or at least not bother and understand if you don't get them, it's fine, you have yours and I have mine... But Filipinos are the only ones other than blacks who do that "Ugh, these wypipo don't be knowing that feel when we eat our ube and use our tabo, they don't even know about the chinkybinky and the bibblygibbly and the schloorpygorpy! what, that? that's obviously a chompo zorpo momorpo! what? you don't know what a chompo zorpo momorpo is? uuuuuuuuugh!" literally every other group will just get that you don't know about it, but they always play this passive aggressive shitBlacks are the same but with them it's stuff that you DO recognize, but they think is unique to them"Ugh, whypipo don't even beez known about ours auntie's epic black recipe, it's called a grilled cheese, mhhmmmm, betcha never seens one a thems eh, whitey? Ya think you know about... WASHCLOTHS? Das rite I ain't think so!"
>>722820384t. mutt
>>722820439I won't accept replies from anyone who hasn't read my post, click to confirm you read it then we can talk
>>722820482you just had to reply, smartass
>>722820530>No you see because you responded to me on an online conversation based board, I won because I decided that's my winning condition in the game I play in my headDisingenuous bastards don't have their soul cleansed
>>722820384
>>722818670why anime milfs so attractive and alluring while IRL ones are the complete opposite in 90% of the cases
>>722820590just because I agree with the post you agree with doesn't mean i don't think you're an underagego back shartyfag>>722820601because you're not actually attracted to old women you're just attracted to motherlyness and want to see it in a young woman it's respectable, the character in pic rel looks 20
>>722820653i just used that thread as a template.im absolutely addicted to milf doujins of plump huge milfs with hairy bushy vaginas.i think it's just IRL suffering from the skin becoming loose and tons of other such problems that come with age, while 2d has non of it.
>>722820823your character still has a young face, she doesn't look old, just curvy and well developedare you ever attracted to cartoon/anime ladies who are drawn old? like, is pic rel your thing?
>>722821004that would be a gilf by 2d standardsnot my thing
>>722818670Wich pokemon is Red ?
>>722821087yeah so you're clearly not into old age you just like mothering charactersthat's a personality not an age range, a young lady can be that way, sometimes even if she's not a mother but just acts as onei think you'd like pic rel
>>722820823sauce? saucenao doesn't have shit
>>722819526Ok but why is the cup there?
Generational incest woo!
>>722821165mayhaps >>722821291Okaa-san no Tsutome
>>722819526I don't get it. I don't get any part of this image.
>>722821331to wash your butthole after poo
>>722821451>bidets are killing our culture
>>722820384A white person would never type any of this shit
>>722821342thanks, surprisingly it is on panda even though saucenao didn't detect it
>>722821332what a waste of time, Nyx is by far the hottest hades girl with best romance dynamic
>>722821571Its more of substitute, really. Everyone would use a bidet if given the choice.
>>722818670tailfox
>>722818670Why does she have a statue of Mother Mary in the back?
>>722820384Because they're deeply insecureSee: The other replies
>>722818670So what's the joke here?
>>722822364is your mom a virgin, anon?
I'm tired of pretending that he isn't funny.
>>722818670I love Delia
>>722822405That's it?
>>722822475>left to right
>>722821332Wow, even the white characters became brown/darker. Really glad I chose not to buy it
>>722818670NovelAI makes incredible Khyle slopHe's obsolete
>>722821419>>722821573so... which one is it?
>>722820384they are asian spics it doesn't need any explaining whatsoever
>>722818670It peaked at gen 2 but 3 has a special place in my heart because that's the one I got to play with my friends
>>722820601anime milfs have the same appearance as teenagers. you can therefore assume they have the same youthful skin as a teenageractual old people have terrible old skin
>>722824054But spics aren't like this? Ask a Mexican about their holiday traditions and they'll talk your head off about it in earnest
>>722818861My beloved
>>722818670>whats the best PokemonIt's Quilava. Always was, always will be.
>>722821993Very nice.Somebody post that card.
>>722822407yeah you should join reddit, then you can upvote your heckin funny le sexy sex anime artist all day long
>>722820384I've noticed american-flips do that more than actual flips (on social media anyways)
>>722827435Its because americans are racist so ethnic monorities dont feel comfortable telling them stuff just for them to go off and laugh about it because they know its weird.Its not really an accusation but Americans dont respond well to different things, like when the rest of the world asks them why they wear shoes indoors or why they clap when the movie is over and they just get defensive
>>722818670>whats the best pokemonthe best Pokemon game is Platinum>and why is it redwrong, because Red is not Platinum
>>722822364Nothing. The joke was edited out, thus the filename.
>>722820384Beyond Based (tm)
We need a MILF thread badly.
>>722819225how longs it been??
>>722821832No no I don't want water spraying my shit all over the place
>>722828624do you use some water when you wipe your ass or do you just wipe with dry paper?
>>722827753>like when the rest of the world asks them why they wear shoes indoors or why they clap when the movie is over and they just get defensivethese are both extremely overblown for the /int/ bantz tho. And actually having been around Americans, abroad and in their country, they're often above average in terms of accepting of other cultures quirks and attempt to be respectful of them compared to like 80% of the rest of the world outside Europe.
>>722828675Poop has water in it. It is already sticky. It sticks to the toilet paper via physics
>>722826902When did 4chan get stuffed pull of so many angry prudes? Humorless faggotry is actually more Reddit than the "JOKE IS SEX LMAO" shit you get upset over.
>>722828684This. Go talk to people from Europe outside of 4chan, and you get a lot of them who just go on novel-long rants about Americans, and American culture, while Americans themselves are more like, "Oh okay, that's cool" when they encounter European stuff.
>>722828773anon... please tell me you don't just scrape off whatever sticks to the paper with dry ass paper and then not even finish it off with a swipe of some wet paperplease don't tell me you go walking about with poo ass, especially after just admitting your poo is sticky and watery
>>722820823Milfs are great but incest is disgusting
>>722828773
>>722828942Thanso for the opinion 3rd worlderMaybe one day you will learn as much as a high schooler
>>722828828See >>722828592>>722828996>but incest is disgustingBut mom x son incest is disgusting*FTFY>>722829069The irony is reaching critical mass.
>>722829069>randomly gets angry at my question and hallucinate headcanons about me instead of just saying yes or noo-oh godoh god you actually do it
>>722828773stanky ahhh doodoo ass
>>722829117Brother and sister stuff is gross too.Planting seed in a widow is top tier, only know like 2 stories like that.
>>722829198>newshit zoomer pretends he is an oldfag
>>722829198When the side flooded with tourists*, anonNormalfag tourists obsessed over culture warsYou just wanna convince yourself of seeing a new boogeyman every day because it's easier than to name the newfagsBut we gotta
>>722820601Because you can't mess with perfection
>>722829117Father x daughter is the most immoral
>>722829462You just know this guy smells like pure shit
>>722829346The tourists? For the elections? Even then we didn't have people screeching over some porn. Now we've got faggots like this >>722829306who cry like a baby because someone made a thread about vidya girls and he saw some cleavage.
>>722829579You seem mentally unwell. Maybe its time for a break.
>>722829579Anon, if you think the election was when tourism ended you're in for bad news, it gets worse every year and the biggest bout of tourism was actually no election but rather the 2020 worldwide scale Covid MPI event, that shit drove everyone mad but normalfags had it worst because they're so oversocialized they can't handle their socialization being cut offEvery terrible post here is likely a result of some kid who never lurked and his idea of what 4chan is meant to be is based entirely on mainstream media, screenshots from Reddit and other newfags convincing him their behavior is "board culture"
>>722829560The water you drip at the top of your ass drags shit down to your balls
>>722829462>He doesn't wipe his ass properly because he got meme'd into thinking proper ass hygiene is "brown behave" or whateverIt's so fucking easyAlright, stank creek, have a nice day
>>722820601Propaganda.
>>722820384Holy fucking based
>>722829935behavior*
>>722829579>>722829798Nothing against niggers I just don't want gonorrhea, aids, rape, cow urine drinkers, and goat fuckers near me. That includes niggers from all countries even you
>>722829306You know the archive exists right? You can literally go back in time and look at how much better things were.Unrelated, but I personally miss people's ability to recognize sarcasm, zoomers across the internet flat out always take shitposts and bad bait at face value, falling for it every time and only knowing it's a joke if there's a half dozen emojis strewn about it
>>722830014Beautiful example of a touristThey recoil when you name them, they'll blame anyone, find any boogeyman, accuse anyone else, but they'll never admit the place went to shit when they walked in
>>722830014>bro doesnt realize he can close the tab
>>722820384Wait until you read through academic bleating about Leprosy there. Apparently whitey should have just let that incurable horrifying plague be instead of solving the problem with the tools they had. Shit's insane.
>>722821165>>722820823>>722821939For me are futa milf
>>722829860>>722829462>drippingdo you think that when we tell you to use water, we're saying you should just take some water and splash it on your general crotch area and let it sit there? is that what you believe?
>>722829935You drip shit water over the rest of your ass for hygiene
>>722830004a(non)utism*
>>722818670>whats the best pokemonRhyhorn. Always has been. Always will be. I love that big retard like you wouldn't believe.
>>722830153Shit tasteFutas are cute when they're young
>>722830248you jerk off to bara porn dont you
>>722821331It plays a pretty big role in the Filipino branch of Christianity. Basically what they do is urinate in the toilet and scoop some of the toilet water out with the measuring cup (without flushing of course). Then they dip two fingers into the measuring cup, press those fingers to their lips, and then press those fingers to the lips of their painting of Jesus. It's a way of thanking Jesus for letting us consume his blood. We accept the blood he shed for us and as thanks we return it to him after it has purified our bodies. In some parts of the Philippines it is custom to take down your painting of Jesus, place it on the toilet, and urinate directly on it as a means of showing extreme gratitude towards Jesus.
>>722830202YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE TELLING YOU TO TAKE THE TOILET WATER AND DRIP IT OVER YOUR ASSHOLE YOU ABSOLUE BUFFOON? >>722830248The one fine anon itt, I respect you broThank you for reminding me to appreciate Rhyhorn
>>722830312anon stop, you know what the average /v/ IQ is likesomeone might actually buy it
>>722830254Indeed
>>722830086>>722830120If you don't like facts go back. Nigger facts have always been a thing. Only newfags recoil at the truthShit eaters and baby rapist should be banned from the internet
>>722830248>I love that big retardRhyhorn is dope as hell bro.So are Nidoking and Nidoqueen.
>>722830312
>>722830202Bidet's don't spray water from the bowl against your ass, it pulls from the clean tank in the back
>>722830161Tell me what you do with the cup
the fact that male futas are less appreciated than female futas proves futa is ultimately straight, because we know the biggest consumers of pornographic art are men and lewd female art is of the biggest appeal, the fact that girls with dicks are more popular than guys with pussies proves it truly is about the girl first and foremost, and the dick is just the bonus, and not the other way aroundyou can't prove me wrong
>>722830457i never mentioned the cup? i explicitly said you should use a bit of wateri mean you can use a cup if you want it's not that bad idk why people are so upset about using straight water, but all i said is you should dab some water on the paper and give it a wipe so you're not just drying off the poop and then walking around with poop fossils on your anus
>>722820384this post oozes projection and self-hate
>>722830324>>722830445>toilet waterStrange, this is the first time I am hearing about toilet water being used in a bidet.Is this cope?
>>722830412https://youtube.com/shorts/30SRQ5RVQiM
>>722830582How so?>>722830603No, it's just implied that that's what anon heard because he said he doesn't wanna use poopy water>copeWhat the fuck do you kids even mean when you use this word anymore, I swear modern language has become complete and utter meaningless drivel
>>722819526You use it to clean after you use the toilet. What is so confusing about this?
>>722830581Other than cope with made up shit in your anti-theist mind, what do you do?
>>722830324What else do you propose if you're using a public toilet? Shuffle out of the toilet stall with your pants around your ankles and your ass covered in shit over to the sink with a wad of toilet paper to soak in the sink and then shuffle back to the toilet to wipe with the soggy toilet paper?
I prefer blue coral
>>722830760>in your anti-theist mind
>>722830674>he said he doesn't wanna use poopy waterNot what I said. You just eat too much rice and don't know English
>>722830790Hey, this artstyle looks familiarIs that the artist that draws women with massive, highly detailed clits?
>>722830775Water bottle.
>>722829462>This kills the American
>>722830418I really like Nidoking too but the design has lost its identity over time.
>>722830970You are majorly fucked if you shit on your dick
>>722830775Do people not know what wet wipes are?
>>722830931>You just eat too much rice and don't know Englishyou want so hard for me to be foreignyour entire sense of anger at the things i'm saying has nothing to do with your crusty bumbum or your aversion to washing your asscrack, it's all because you were tricked somehow into thinking washing up is brown behavior, you avoid it like a kid who avoids something just because some other 10 year old in school told him it's gay to dowash your ass
>>722829798No. I'm just saying there's gradients in the type of new people flowing in. It's not binary.
>>722830278No. I do think Giovanni is the coolest trainer though.
>>722820384Wow they sure are madAnd oddly enough they aren't saying WHY they are mad, odd.
>>722831006It has. The design of the series has changed (degraded even?) over time to the point where it's barely recognizable from the original Sugimori's style.Not that there aren't cool designs anymore or whatever, but still.They were a lot more "monster" back then, I think.
>>722820384I wish I could delete this post, I regret making it now It absolutely derailed the thread
>>722831089Sorry you are so angry. Maybe it's because you use water to drip shit in to your balls and penis
>>722831272Wait a second, that gif....Are you the schizo that went mental in the weird games thread about your waifu game?THE WAIFU SCHIZO DOESN'T WASH HIS ASS?
>>722828264What's the original?
>>722831089I think its best to leave the stinky bumbum haver alone. Not everyone can be helped.
>>722831336Toxins from your poop are being absorbed unto your balls
>>722831336They even post and talk the same, It's absolutely the same guy
>>722820384I wish I made this replyfree (you)'s from seething seanigs
>>722830603I don't know if we're talking about a bidet (normal) or flips weird splashy ass cup (not normal)
>>722831547the bb waifu guy has a stanky ass! the bb waifu guy has a stanky ass!
>>722831626Bidets are God's greatest invention.
>>722820384Such a good point about blacks. I don't need to have been unemployed and selling my mixtapes to pay overdue bills to know that a tuna melt is cheap and fucking tasty.
>>722831649whats his waifu look like
>>722831626I was under the impression that all bidets used clean water, but now I know that other people use poop water to clean their poop butt. No idea how they can think that's clean, but I am just glad I don't have to live there
>>722831863I don't think it would even work properly if you stuck it in the bowl, it'd probably get clogged up, so my bets on shitposting
funny reading about brownoids and americans theorize about what bidets are.
>>722831846Whats ochaco doing on the ground
>>722832156>shitpostingWhether on purpose or not, they are being retarded
>>722831339Here's your sex joke.
>>722832494wait a minute! that's not a sex joke! that's trauma! trauma masquerading as humor! that's despicable!
>>722832494at first I thought the joke is Mr. Mime thinking she is a witch and about to stake her and she is asking you to pick a tool to spank or strangle her
>>722832609
>>722832736no shes asking which one you want to beat with today
>>722820384absolutely based, white explorer and inquisitivepilled
>>722832494Sex with Delia while I choke her with the belt, penetrate her anally with the hanger and spank her ass with the chancla
>>722832790you know, white people don't get the joke, even with the virgin Mary statue.Nobody dares to lay hand on children anymore, they have access to lawyers these days.The only ones that get corrected are bratty adults.
>>722821332Dusa.
Okay, now post hentai momXson that just focus on sex pleasure, with doesnt takes too seriously and little to no "im so confused/feel guilty/tooretardedlydeep/"
>>722833153I'm white and I'm >>722832790
>tfw mom used to play with my foreskin growing up>probably thought I would eventually forget but I always knew what she was>one day, I pull down my pants in front of her as a prank>dad and I start laughing hysterically>the hag starts blushingmoms are so fucking stupid I swear
>>722833951Thank the Lord I was given a circumcision.
>>722831846
>>722833951fake and gay
>>722827435rootless diaspora recoiling from a lack of cultural connectionMany, MANY such cases
>>722828942>>722829047>>722829261This board really is crawling with mexicans
>>722828337https://www.nintendo.com/jp/character/wario/en/member/5-volt/index.html
>>722834263so your parents played with your foreskin too
>>722834739Your ass is crawling with maggots and shit
>>722835514Anon is so fixated on not being brown but he doesn't realize his butthole is.
>>722821571Bidet showers are a fairly recent thing in the history of toilets. The image shows him as a kid so I assume it's when they were a lot less commonplace.
>>722836083The guy's just advocating for doing another wipe with toilet paper that has some water on it. He never said anything about touching your ass directly with your hand. And modern toilet accessories are all about avoiding that too. Nobody likes touching their asshole. Japanese toilets are always a highlight for tourists. Or make them feel weird.
>>722837118Water makes things cling, it clings to the paper better, either your poo is dry and it flakes around or, like you said it's already wet, so what's the difference? When you spill pudding on the counter, do you wipe it with a wet cloth, or do you just take a dry cloth and smear pudding everywhere?
>>722837254>it's already wet, so what's the difference? Adding more water dissolves the shit and allows it to permiate the toilet paper, which itself is water soluble. >When you spill pudding on the counter,Your asshole is not a kitchen counter. Completely different priorities.
Janny to aisle 4, there's a poo spill and an anon walking around with a crusty butt!
>>722818861>>722821993based and foxpilled
>>722833951>tfw mom used to play with my foreskin growing upWhat?How are you gonna say some shit like that and not elaborate??? Motherfucker
>>722820384kek'd, solid post
>>722818670>what's the best pokemonParas
>>722821573is there any science behind why the red warpaint makes me want to go primal on this woman?
>>722840465because you saw so much of it in pornographic memes that you were conditioned into it
>>722840676but I haven't seen any of the porn memes
>>722832494This shit brought back old repressed memories from a long time ago
Can this artist draw Sayori not trying to die? I'm tired of watching her suffer
>>722840713>but I haven't seen any of the porn memeswould you like to?
>>722840987not particularly, thanks, an actual answer would be nice if it exists
>>722820384>>722819526filipinos are among the lowest status asians
>>722818670Crystal, or HG/SS which are remakes of Crystal.
>>722820601Anime milfs are like early 30's because anime protags are young teens 99% of the time. Ash started his journey at 10 and if his mom skipped college to be a housewife, then she might not even be 30 yet.
>>722835165It was the mohel.
>>722818670Friendly reminder that "male" mon on human female is the SICKEST form of degeneracy
>>722832494>>722840758Uh....chat?what's going on here?
>>722843340a single mom, do your part, wear a rubber, or stay
>>722843005HOLY SHIT A TALKING ANIMAL
Watch yourselves. We've got a new janny that loves to get you global bans for any hint of racism.
>>722830084It's not just zoomers, but redditors also suffer from this problem. It seems culturally people are losing the ability to have a sense of humor.
>>722832494>the joke is....she acts completely out of characterHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY MY SIDES ARE UNALIVED FR FR ON GOD
>>722846348I want the tourists to go.
>>722820601anime milfs typically get married and have a child during what would otherwise be college years and a few years after so by the time their first child is in their teens they're at most in their late 30s so are still somewhat youthfulfor the past several decades its been more normalized for the first child to be put off until the late 20s or mid 30s so contemporary milfs are a lot older unless the child is still basically a toddler and there would be fewer reasons the mother or the child would typically be relevant to a plotline for mediathere's also asians aging visibly later in life, the effects of the hormonal changes from having your first pregnancy at different ages, and general diet/social acceptance of obesity over in japan, etc but that starts getting more complicated to mush all together and I wont pretend to have an amazing understanding of it all
>the joke is... explaining the jokeHAHAHAHAHAHA IT HAS NEVER STOPPED BEING FUNNY
>>722821832Fuck no. Bidets are male feminization propaganda.
Platinum and it's not even a contest.t. born in the RGY era.
>>722820384I have much to learn about washcloths
>>722832494Mom tools
>>722839854>mom INSISTS on having a clean dick>she would randomly barge in while showering>foreskin inspection.exe>I knew this was just an excuse to see if it grew normally>Grew up, left home, nobody mentions it.This was 5-6 years ago, she used to browse /fa/ and im not even trolling.Mom if you are reading this: you had nice tits, but auntie was way hotter.
>>722848292>This was 5-6 years agoNigger ...what?Are you admitting to being underage?
>>722832494The wrench because fuck her, that's why.
>>722848292How old are you now?
>>722830790>Onee-loli + futa + incest + feet
>>722847581I don't know why this got me, anon, but it did.
>>722840758based>>722833951cringe
>>722820384kek its true, every single thing...
>>722848489Based
>>722821939her right foot is a left foot
>>722848489why are younger not extremely developed futas so rare? i mean i think it's interesting i've never seen a full blown elementary school aged loli, but i'm not into that, not what i'm asking for, but even just sexually mature young girls of reasonable age that aren't hugely busty or curvy are so rare, i rarely see anything below a B cupis it to distinguish them from traps and ladyboys? there's still ways to make a girl clearly a girl even if she has small tits and a dick
>>722832609>traumayou know what you did, you little retard, and you are getting traumatized just from getting a spanking, i am afraid is already over from you
>>722820384Anon raped everyone 100% with his take. JOB WELL DONE
>>722820384this but with indians
I LOVE mommy/sister incest games soooo much
>>722850140>Anon reads a post that doesn't mention his Reddit meme of the week>"B-B-Buh how does this corrolate to the thing I'm supposed to repeat? I can't form informed opinions about groups of people from observation, I can only regurgitate internet trends!"
>>722831230This thread was barely about pokemon, so it's better this way.
