It has nothing w*ke. They even made the female protagonist prettier so you totally not agp transexuals can self insert as pretty women.So why do you have such a hate boner against it?
>>723595173Vampires are gay by design, but grifters are desperate
I suppose fat vampires are possible but it feels wrong
It's not very good.
>>723595409You haven't even played it you stupid racist bitch
>>723595173>shill is going full retard woke cuck to defend his trashAnother shit thread to the pile, lets see if this gets to 8 hours like the others>>723543727>>723470737>>723358153
>>723595581I don't have to lick a turd in order to tell it's going to taste like shit.
>>723595843Why corpophiliac people always talk about poo everywhere and compare everything to eating poop?
>>723595173Yeah okay I'll buy it. When it's 90% off.
>>723595173Waiting for the OFFICIAL Synthetic Man review so I can decide if the game is WOKE or not.
>>723595173I'm sorry, the MC looks so fucking bad that it convinced me that the people who designed such a creature were definitely, absolutely incapable of making a good VTMB game.
>white text and red textWhat is this algorithm trick?
>>723595290No, not really. Dracula had to cope with subtext (and the rest of male vampires targeted women,) while Carmilla, published around the same time, could be explicitely a lesbo.
>>723596003>spending any amount of money on this trash
>>723595173chudlines
>>723595173I just read the reviews on Metacritic. Jesus, the reviewers flayed this game alive. Even the positive reviews call it shit.
does it have romances though
>>723597689>It's also worth noting that, yes, you can romance some of these characters, though it is admittedly a pretty shallow feature. Still, if you want to hear an elderly vampire yell, "I think the kids call this 'edging,'" I highly recommend giving it a whirl.
>>723595173I think I'm just going to enjoy my Malkavian run of the original.
>>723597689> The lonely incel is incapable of playing a videogame unless he can vicarously experience love through itHow embarrassing.
>>723597841Baldur's Gate 2 ruined everything.
>vampire mythos came from eastern and central european lore about a hungarian-transylvania nobleman (Vlad Tepes) and a hunngarian noblewoman (Countess Bathory) and more recently a fictional book by a British writer based on Vlad>Vlad notoriously hated muslims, ottomans and dunecoons for obvious reasons >in this game, you're forced to play as a NAFRI dunecoon vampirewow so subversive, take that Hungarians and Romanians!
>>723595173after watching /v/ be wrong about every single game, i no longer believe chuds exist
>>723596003Based Falco.
>>723595173>made the female protagonist prettier
>>723595581and i'm not gonna play it you shitskinned nigger
>>723598658FUCK YOU STOP SPOILING PEOPLE
>>723597841yeah,so?
>>723595173It was designed to be woke reddit slop from the ground up you're fooling no one
>>723598658Even Andromeda was better than this kek
>>723598813You're pathetic.
>>723599093yeah so?
>>723595173TCR shill why are you being bigoted? Did you realize this is the chud site. >female protagonist prettier lol nice joke
>>723598396>you're forced to play as a NAFRI dunecoon vampireFortunately this can be bypassed by also bypassing the game entirely.
>>723595173I have ascended to chuddah
>>723595173Two reasons: 1) WoD was always rooted in counter-culture, but chuds had less sway with the masses back then and so they didn't really try to take the anti-woke angle with VTMB. They instead tolerated that some genres would be inherently "woke" by nature. Now that chuds feel cocky, they don't feel the need to tolerate such things anymore. 2) Paradox is the publisher and chuds hate Paradox despite loving their GSGs
>>723595173>It has nothing w*ke.Bitch, pelese.
>>723601880Show what's woke about it.
>>723595290(((Vampires))) are cucks by design. A large amount of them happen to be gay too.
>>723598658Jesus Christ, those animations are almost as terrible as ME Andromeda's.
>>723598658Wow that's bad
Amazing how they pulled a B: Infinity and reduced(or in this case outright removed) the guns.What the fcuk is wrong with you that you can't improve on a fucking 20 years old game?
>>723602159Ai isnt that good yet
>>723597689yes, but not very good...
>>723603290Cringe.
>>723602047The voice acting is even worsehttps://files.catbox.moe/aky76o.mp4
>>723595173>Why are chuds hoping VTMB 2 flops?We are not hoping, we are predicting. There is a difference.
>>723598658Even the animations are terrible
>>723603761Where can I get the whole plot spoiled for me? I ain't planning on ever touching this, but I'm morbidly curious about what happens in it.
>>723601851You really need to stop making shit up. Its embarrassing to watch you relativistic bullshit crumble in the face of reality.
>>723603892The guy that made that vid uploaded a playthrough of the whole game but it was DMCAd
>>723595173Just transition already
>>723595173>100 years in the making>it's shitOh no! How did this happen?!
>>723604736>re start game development 2 times>give it to a walking sim developer>be in development hell>delay game release further>?????>profit
>>723603290What in the sam fuck is this
>>723595173It's just Dying Light 2 all over again
>>723598658Here before the shill says it's sped up, it's not. https://files.catbox.moe/aky76o.mp4
>>723603761>>723605249Woops, didn't see it.
>>723605249early access game please understand
>>723603892I'll repost what another anon said:>The Gardener is Gideon, who was Lou's (and impostor-Safia's) lover. He's trapped (?) in the underground, but he needs to be resurrected (which is what the mark was for; it's just bad luck the first vampire Phyre diablerized was Fabien), but he also physically exists and you kill him by ripping his head off. I must have missed something, because that plot point made no sense.>The Sabbat are involved, somehow. There's secretly a MASSIVE Sabbet cell operating in Seattle, somehow, that no one noticed until Phyre starts investigating, and the rest of the cast keeps doubting you for like two nights even after you discover the Sabbat link.>Impostor-Safia is just using the Sabbat, she's really out for revenge and to resurrect her beloved. But also, she's a genuine Sabbat loyalist???>At one point, you're given a "choice" whether to Embrace or kill the local Second Inquisition leader. It's a false choice. If you kill her, your ending epilogue (which is a 30 second slideshow) is locked into the "SI kills everyone in retribution" ending.>The secret hunter, "Santiago", is actually Campbell. Well, "was"; the achievement list leak is genuine, and he got killed by Fabien opening the box after Fabien arranges a meet with Campbell, trying to get a secret recoding of a confession so he can tip off a Camarilla Justicar.>The script is a fucking mess. I only skimmed the playthrough, and the guy playing wasn't into RPGs, so he skipped a bunch of dialogue options and side quests, and never stopped to read codex things. But just by the dialogue and cutscenes I saw, it is a MESS.>The weird white vampires that people were speculating might be wights are actually "Unbirthed" or "moon flowers". Gideon was creating them, somehow, in his underground death/imprisonment/torpor (I still don't know what his condition was supposed to be). Impostor-Safia's master plan is to unleash them from the underground. It's a huge letdown.
>>723605507>Fabien is no one special. You get him out of your head by getting exposed to sunlight. Somehow, he's able to use whatever magical essence is keeping him in your head to sustain YOUR body as you crawl through a daylit city street and into a sewer grate. You then get one last conversation with him that's supposed to be a sad farewell or whatever. You never see his face.>The entire endgame stretch is just a combat gauntlet, plus the cutscene where you confront impostor-Safia. NO other characters show up; you're just fighting everything by yourself. The gauntlet is in Weaver Tower. Impostor-Safia's master plan is to create a big pool of blood on the rooftop, which will somehow summon the "moon flowers" from underground. This is why the "weird animation" clip has so much blood: that's where you fight her.>Ryong is (was; she gets destroyed by sunlight) really Lou's childe, and not a secret Lasombra. The story does practically nothing with the character. Even though impostor-Safia only has a place at court because Ryong vouches for her (Lou HATES Tr*mere), Ryong actually has no idea what impostor-Safia has been planning, or that she's an impostor. Girlboss Ryong is basically a retarded patsy.>The reason Lou says her blood is singing in the "midnight" trailer is because Gideon has been remotely using Dementation on her for decades. This is why she stepped back from openly ruling. What effects did this have on her? Well, sometimes she spouts gibberish for a few seconds, then snaps out of it. It stops after you kill (?) the Gideoner. The Beckoning is never brought up, as a possible cause or even a thing that exists in this setting.
>>723605249Oh, fuck, I really thought it was sped up. What a fucking disaster, it looks even worse than Swansong.
>>723605249
>>723605507>>723605581>no good gameplay>no atmosphere or interesting level design>no cool or even sexy characters>the story is also stupid
>>723605581>play it in v5>the beckoning never comes outBelievable Paradox moment
>>723595173
>>723603982>inventory: mein kampfold nerd culture sounds hilarious. wish I could experience it.
>>723606043>the beckoning never comes outIs that the thing where all the vamps up to gen 9 go to the Middle East which allowed all the Thinblood snowflakes to take over?
>>723606008>>723605507>>723605581I need to know, are there things in the story other than just vampires, hunters, and ghouls?As I understand it even less splats are represented than Bloodlines
>>723606008Here's the "sexiest" character btw.
>>723595173>We bought the rights to the name with taxpayer funds>You have to buy the return to form that really makes you feel like batman chuds>>723595349Vampires can't eat, and their appearance changes slightly. Only a high humanity nosferatu would not undergo rapid weight loss.>>723603290Vampires cannot fuck.
>>723606240Is this a femboy or a flatty?
>>723606186Yup, pretty muchEssentially>older vampires feel a call to go to the middle east and get vored>younger elders briefly resist this call until they can no longer maintain a reason to keep their willpowerIt's a retarded setting event yeah, your elder vamps in Bloodlines 2 should briefly be able to resist the call since there's a bit of unfinished baggage there between Phyre's memory and gideon but right after it should be back to whatever lore retardation is coming there
>>723606240Lou is, but tcr didn't design her
>>723606202I read the game journos reviews and apparently the side quests are shit and there's a lack of enemy variety. No zombies, no Kuei-jin (since v5 they just disappeared for being too racist or something), no wraiths, no garous, just Vampires and ghouls through most of the game.
>>723606380Lou final product look like a slightly fat lady with deflated tits though.
>>723598812GET YOUR DUMBASS OFF THE INTERNET THEN, STUPID.
>>723606549>fucking meme games like Night Road, Glenkildove, and Swansong have more cross-splat activity than a AAA game Bloodlines 2Phenomenal
>>723606118Damn what happened to Doomcock
>>723606174Old internet was just guys being dudes and you will NEVER get to experience it (and I was too young to enjoy it)
>>723595173your shit propaganda is going to flop just like the last 20 "games"
>>723606646Noooo not her milkers
>>723595173This was the last game of this year I actually was sort of looking forward to. Finally pulled the trigger on Dying Light: The Beast instead, and having a blast.
>>723595173>~12 hour game>~6 hours as Phyre>~6 hours as Fabien>DLC with ~3 hours as Benny>DLC with ~3 hours as Ysabela>Playing as your protagonist unironically has less content than playing as other charactersWhat did they mean by this?
>>723601986Uh, anon? Vampires aren't real.
>>723595173It's simply not fun and we already knew this.
>>723609567Im so fuckin tired of movieslop
>>723605249slow clap
>>723606289Vampires can absolutely fuck you retard, blush of life. The books have covered this, at most it says being a vampire means it's really not a priority but they can do it.
>>723609783his clothes can't see him anon, how are they meant to know to move out of the way?
>>723609852Multiple books reiterate that Sisters of Battle from 40k can fuck and get fucked but secondaries still insist they're all chaste virgins. It's just pseud things.
>>723609852they can mechanistically do it but don't really get any enjoyment out of itnot sure why Niko wants to do something neither of you would enjoy
>>723610174That's what she said
>>723605249Oh god.
>>723605249Its really bad for a modern game
>>723606830>Series all about horror creatures>Don't include any except Vampires because the game is called VampireI hope this flops so Paradox can finally get rid of this shit heap of a game.
>>723610174High humanity vamp can enjoy it. It's just a bite is infinitely more pleasant
