I can fix her
POST STATS
so is it pozzed so far or nah? not sure I should pirate when it comes out
>>723903356Take a good long look at the art and ask yourself that question again
>>723902745>PiercingMy dick just immediately deflates upon seeing this tiresome fad of self mutilation.
>>723903202>>723903279Imagine being a rat
He’s literally me
>>723902745
Is it a full game or is it going to release episodically
>>723904929Episodic
>>723904929Two episodes a week for four weeks apparently
>>723903356It's just one of those ones where they think characters doing something, everyone stares blankly at them and then a full minute or two of awkwardly apologizing and being weird about it is the height of humour.
>>723906741Just... why
>>723904929Full, sequel comes out next week
>>723906974Because they're former telltale devs trying to remind you they're former telltale devs
>>723904832thank you for your service, brother.
>>72390320276% success in chapter 1 fight, 80th percentile12/12 100% success in chapter 2 dispatch, 1st percentilefuck that whore Blazer, I'm going all in on Invisibitch
Invisigal a cute
>>723902745I WILL FIX HER if i level up her charisma will she become easier to talk to?
>>723903356It's surprisingly very unpozzed. Retards and browns are yelling cuck as usual but not realizing the MC is the one cucking Superman.Invisigal is my cute retard wife. I will eat her donuts.
>>723911092>but not realizing the MC is the one cucking SupermanCope
>>723903202>50% didn't kiss herFucking why tho?
>>723911184Superman wants to invite MC out for dinner here. Maybe he's into it? Wouldn't surprise me. Maybe he's the gay option?
>>723902745My retard wife.....
>>723911257Got sights on another girl.
>>723911257I am invis
>>723903779Nah?
>>723911184Probably just secretly depressed but needs to appear happy/phenomenal all the time for appearances. Like Captain Hindsight
>>723911364Why wouldn't you want to get Invisigal jealous and upset?
>>723903279Damn only 10 percent success rate? You suck. I know it’s percentile. I’m bored
>>723911257Unironically metagaming. People already know it's a fakeout. If people thought it was for real, the stats would be way higher.
>>723911582>fakeoutLips do touch
>>723903356i mean they do emphasize that its a diverse place of work but its instantly played for laughsnothing has made me groan yet but it depends on your tolerance for itthis anon is kinda right >>723903779if this image puts you off playing it then probably dontthe first two episodes werent obnoxiously woke, but thats kind of a personal line you gotta draw
Number 2 bestseller on Steam after Battlefield 6. That actually surprises me a lot.
>>723911092The thing is Blonde Blazer being in a relationship will make it easier for players to feel like they can pivot to another option, which is likely Invisigal, instead of feeling like they need to go after Blonde Blazer.
>>723911257More interested in one of the other girls (assuming anyone else but Invisigal and Blazer are an option, I doubt it)
>>723911856Coupé is probably fucking the leprechaun and I'm betting one of the other two will be a dyke, probably the demon girl.
>>723911758I think people here really underestimate how many people enjoyed those episodic Telltale games.
>>723911257Holding out for a handful of big red honkers.
>>723903356all female characters are strong and competent, all white guys are idiots, weaklings or incompetent.every joke is at the expense of white guys with them being weak, incompetent or the victim of violence.women never get rescued or defeated by white guys but white guys constantly have to be rescued or get beaten up by women
>>723911257i thought about not doing it since i was kinda expecting her to move back and give me a "blazer will remember that" popup
>>723912096>Invisigal>competent >also loses a 1v1 with a grunt with no powersShe has asthma and her powers only work if she holds her breath, she is useless.
>>723911758>>723912021biased towards more recent sales btwstill selling relatively well
>>723912194big talk for someone that cant go invisible
>>723912096This is 100% nonsense. Mecha Man the protagonist is a regular human who is always portrayed as calm and competent and can hold his own even against people that literally control fire. Everyone respects him. The only ones that don't are the former supervillains, but at least one of them (Invisigal) has a not-so-secret crush on him, so go figure.>>723911770It will absolutely become a love triangle. I will bet that at some point Blonde Blazer's boyfriend will be revealed to abusing her, she will tearfully go to Mecha Man's apartment and ask to come in and you will have a choice to "console" her. Clichées like that is almost too obvious. Just my headcanon though lmao>>723912021I guess so. I was thinking a lot of people had moved on because of bad word of mouth. I know I didn't bother with some of their last games at least.
>>723911758Means nothing. The peak tells the actual story.
>>723912096you actually think the main character isnt gonna get his hero moment
>>723912456those journalists sure didn't respect himhow many of you guys just leave instead of answering the retard?
People that brofist that big dude are cucks
>>723912456>I was thinking a lot of people had moved on because of bad word of mouthI think people just got sick of them by the end for multiple reasons. The studio's quality had diminished greatly. They were doing these "games" for pretty much every major IP under the sun and there was always a growing amount of time between episodes.I would say the approach they are doing with Dispatch is what it always should have been. Finish the game, completely, and then release episodes weekly in order to fuel discussion and give people time to speculate.
>>723912596>how many of you guys just leave instead of answering the retard?I left. There was no winning move there, but leaving seemed like the best to me.
>>723903356Its pozzed but there is a lot of psuedo non pozzed shit to fake people out. Its still DEI slop desu, they just hide it better now.
>>723912596obviously i respondedleaving is the true cuck choice in the game
>>723912456>I guess so. I was thinking a lot of people had moved on because of bad word of mouth. I know I didn't bother with some of their last games at least.People got tired of Telltale because the quality of their games got bad, but people didn't get tired of the format. Dispatch also has the benefit of not being made by Telltale, but instead former Telltale members that worked on the games people liked.
>>723912714Mecha quitter
>>723912718Isn't it exhausting to be a nofun /pol/fag?
If you go to the steam forums for this game, 80% of it is bitching about the episodic nature of the game.If the game weren't episodic, the threads on /v/ wouldn't be as comfy desu senpai
>>723912718>It's less pozzed therefore its actually more pozzed
What are the odds the ending becomes a choice between>Stay on as mission control for ragtag group you've managed to pull together >Be mecha man againI can somehow see it ending in a scenario where it's one or the other, you can't stick with the team as mecha man because reasons to force a choice.
>>723912487Very positive reviews.Beats Ninja Gaiden 4 in Steam players.Made in co-development with Critical Role (Mercer's D&D company), so a lot of the high-profile voice actors probably aren't expensive.Seems like it's doing well.>>723912596Journalists are insensitive filth and the zoomer they interviewed for the TV segment is clearly portrayed as a clueless new generation youth. (Portrayed in pic related on the right.)
>>723912992nah, you will fight along side them and it will be kino
>>723912992I think you'll be Mecha Man again but form a new super hero squad like your old man was in. This is the Phoenix Program, so probably ends up being their hero squad name like "Brave Brigade".
>>723912992Who the fuck would choose the Mecha Man option there? The game is all about management. Meanwhile the Mecha Man shit is just QTEs
>>723913003>>723912596Obviously I answered him instead of chimping out or leaving, and MC actually answers him really well.
>>723912992I think with the fact that his role is piloting a mecha means that he could probably also handle dispatch stuff while piloting the mecha.
>>723902745>septum ringutter garbage
The game subverts expectations by having "Leave" be the actual cringe option. In most games, it'd be the best option because you'd come across as a faggot if you answered or chimped out.
Is /v/ actually so gay now that they like movie games or is this just shills?
I am so mad I bought this and found out it's episodic later, I played the demo and didn't need to read store page where they mention this. I wanted to burn through this over day and now I have to wait 4 weeks.
>>723913191I'm so used to these games being so quick to call you a piece of shit and try and make you feel bad for every choice you make, I was surprised when they basically said everyone in the audience thought "fuck that guy he had it coming" when I picked the option to attack the reporter.
>>723912194>>723912194>>723912538>mc gets ass kicked by hench men and has to be rescued by blond girl>brown girl wins her fight>punchs mc in the face>mc is the one who says he asked for ittotal cuck writing like alwayssame reason why zero white male heroe expect mustage manthe mc literally flinches and acts like a little girl around all women so that the women can look tougher then him
>>723913283get out newfag
>>723913283A lot of people liked Telltale games back in the day.During a brief window in time, the Walking Dead season 1 was one of the biggest and most talked about games of all time, believe it or not.The Wolf Among Us was also very well received.
>>723913403I'm glad it's episodic because it means I get to discuss it comfily with /v/ on a week to week basis.If it were all at once, I'd have to avoid /v/ for a few days due to spoilers and then by the time I got to it, everyone would be discussing the ending and ignoring shit that happened in the first half.
>>723902745why do all modern western games always only feature all powerful girlbosses who hate white men or weak cucks who spend the entire game getting beaten up or rescued by women and talking about how amazing women are?
>>723913457>MC with one armDid you forget the part where he sneaks in like Sam Fisher and takes out a bunch of people like it was nothing?
>>723913457game told me "i ratted out" some bitch just because she assaulted supervisor, very cool>>723913283you're stupid or ragebaiting if you think this is new, wolf amongus [glass him] and TWD season 2 kenny/jane discourse has been a thing for years now
>>723913283I was here for MGS 4 threads. I was here for Heavy Rain threads. I was here for Walking Dead threads. Shut the fuck up, newfaggot.
>>723913457He literally has his arm in a sling and has been in a coma for three months and he still tries to pick a fight with five robbers. He's a bit of a retard but in the opening scene before that he Ninja Batmans an entire stronghold of enemies.
>>723913457That shit with the Invisigal one is extremely forced. As in she always does the opposite of what you said to do, so they can get mad at each other and end with her punching you.
>>723913564I like the fact that people imply he's useless without his suit, but his skills show that is he anything but that.
Does anyone else simultaneously enjoy the game and hate the Marvel tier writing? I don't know how these two things coexist in my mind, but they do.
>>723913732the writing works with this vibe, gets cringy at times but it works, what bothers me that some of the VAs are barely acting at like, like moistcritical, bat dude is just missing out quote where he says "thats it see ya"
>>723902745>only white guy is a dwarf who is a joke character>every other human character in a minority or a "badass" womanman this game really does not like straight whtie men at all
>>723906741>Two episodes a week for four weeks apparentlyBut you only pay once?
>>723913935The game with a white male main character hates white males?
>>723913831The biggest issue for me is really the E-Celeb VAs. I'm fine with Aaron Paul and Laura Bailey because those two are actors and voice actors respectively. E-Celebs are not voice actors and even though they spend hours talking into a mic it doesn't mean they have skills to voice act.
>>723913732'Marvel' writing can work it just needs to be done at the right time and with the right tone. Doesn't help that its heavily overused now so even decent implemenations of it will feel exhausting since every piece of media is spamming shitty jokes 24/7
>>723913831In the tutorial, there's a couple of lines that are completely different from the audio to the subtitles. And it's not like they're mismatched, they just straight up changed them.
>>723913957yea
>>723913283i mean its a telltale gameyou get exactly what you expectmy main issue with "movie games" is that the gameplay usually isnt verry good, its just a slog while trying to get through the storyhere the story never slows down because you gotta do some unfun bullshitthe pretense that the gameplay is mechanically engaging is dropped so it never feels like a conflicted mess
>>723913957Yes. You pay up front for the entire season.
Any gay shit?
>>723913657anon like you always make excuses for woke writing but never answer the questionwhy are white men always written like that but never womenwhy did the writers feel the need to have the white male protagonist get resuced and leter punched by woman but female protagonist never get depicted like thatwhy does every writing have to come down to the white guy having to apolgoize or getting humliated like that why are literally all human hero characters female or minorites?>>723914000>white male protagonist who spends the entire game getting humliated, punched or rescued by women and has to constantly apolgize to womenyeah
>>723914001>I'm fine with Aaron PaulThe fuck do you mean you're "fine" with Aaron Paul? lolHe's a genuine voice actor and a good one, too. Same as Jeffrey Wright.I'm ecstatic with those.I don't really care about the e-celebs. None of them bothered me and I don't even know who they are so I don't recognize them. Only one I recognized was the bat guy. I remember /v/ shilling the fuck out of this guy before he got big.
>>723913682Yeah, he's clearly very good at being a superheroRegular enemies: no mecha suit neededSuperpowered enemies: mecha suit neededAlso, both him and Invisigal are designated "loners". Just an observation. Maybe they'll learn to work together........ or something.... If you get what I mean.
>Two episodes that are an hour eachWasn't every The Walking Dead episode about two hours each?
>>723912538he will never be depicted as tougher or stronger then any girl he interacts withhe will not rescue a female character even once
>>723914172>never womanInvisigal is a massive fuckup in this though? MC has been a hero for 15 years.
>>723914001Critical I didn't notice much since his character seems to be monotone and relaxed, but the leprechaun as soon as I heard him sounded like he was voiced on a completely different set up and sounded more phoned in.
>>723914102You can brofisting a guy in the toilet while you're talking the piss
>>723914235yeah if you really took your time you could get 2-3 hours out of them, particularly if you replayed to see the outcome of other choices
>>723914292and we do not get to play as him being a hero instead the white guy spends the entire game getting insulted so that woman can get to do all the action
>>723914172Anon, I don't care if the game is woke or not and I hate you /vpol/tards far more than I hate wokeness, but also, the MC is a white man and the hero's journey is about him getting his ass kicked so that he can start climbing back from zero to hero. This isn't even a "torch passing" like you fags usually cry about. It's setting up odds so he beats them.And this second episode literally had Invisigal get the shit kicked out of her and manhandled by a villain and you had to save her... And then she fucked it up after anyways.
>>723914235Yeah, but TWD only had 5 episodes a season while this has 8. It will probably end up being very close in length to TWD, but probably a bit under.
>>723914345Game does have the LGBTQ tag though.
>>723913565>game told me "i ratted out" some bitch just because she assaulted supervisor, very cooli know youre such a bitch at the school playground and at work
>>723914267This. She only turns invisible and has asthma yet bitch can knock him on his ass with one swing?
>>723914361>/vpol/'s ideal version of Dispatch would be the boring as fuck first half of the first episode that is just QTEsCool, cool. Another reason to not take you retards seriously.
>>723914172None of that literally happens though, you dumb bitch. The MC is portrayed as extremely competent even without his robot suit. All this shit you're writing is your headcanon or you're trying to ragebait (and oddly succeeding so I'll give you that 7/10).
>>723914421Not him but there's literally no reason to lie on Invisigal's behalf beyond "She's a romanceable character and I want to fuck her"You're not even her fucking colleague, you're her superior.
>>723914421no i just don't see a reason to cover for someone that is obviously disrespectful unless you're thinking with your dick
>>723914449He was surprised, literally thought she had stormed out of the room (she feints him by opening the door), and she clearly has other superpowers other than invisibility.
>>723914634She stood in front of him for five seconds yelling before hitting him. He was not that surprised.
>>723913935You’re ignoring the part that the team is literally the bottom tier team in the company because they are all a bunch of ex-villain assholes
>>723912596If you take the "attack" option, he literally says people were cheering mecha man on to beat the shit out of the ONE journo. So yes, even most journalists respect him.
>>723914479all of that happens and you can look it up yourself herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeEiQd95-xg>mc gets rescued by blond woman,>mc gets inimidated by brown girl and overall acts cucked>literally every joke is at the expense of white men>all the tough and strong characters all all female or minorites>game has the mc apolgize for getting hit by the girl
>>723913935game hates white males so much you get chad stealth sequence, get to embarass a faggot in bar and have blonde chick flirt with you since start, oh no the horror
>>723914551>>723914567just cause im romancing blazer doesnt mean im tattletaling, i can handle it myself
>>723913935>the dregs of dregs>considered fuck ups even amongst villains>lets make them diverseso this game is based now?
If we go by stats, Invisigal is very strong. She has 3 combat, which is only one number below the bat monster, Flambae and Coop. She's on par with Punch Up, the Demon and the Golem.
>>723914729He was taken aback by her yelling in his face, literally leaning back on his chair. Then she had no trouble hitting him and he falls back entirely. You people are blind and can't watch movies and understand basic shit like that.https://youtu.be/bkOJhKpUrWc?si=_BACdZmERU4R7UPZ&t=5048
>>723914781>you are forgetting the part where the writers once again did not allow even a single cool and masculine white male depcition
>>723914953People here lack the social cues to understand how people interact. Like people actually going for the BB kiss.
>>723914172THIS SO MUCH THIS WATCH THE WOMEN IN THIS GAME MAKE NO FUCKING MISTAKES
>>723914920she is also very fast on the map, for some reason faster than malevola who you would expect to just open a portal, i didn't even deploy golem once during first shift, so yes she is good i am just so over the bad rebel archetype in media
i dont understand the reddit obsession with samoans
>>723911315>Maybe he's the gay option?Doubtful there's any gay options. Much to my dismay. Let Flambae be an option devs.
What is there to gain from posting such blatant lies?
>>723914812You're a insufferable, retarded tranny freak and I hope you die a violent death. I don't have any patience for you. Now go away.
>>723915049They're big. What's more to say?
>>723914991had me in the first halfshes clearly into you and youre both drunk
>>723914567most people playing this game are roleplayer lowlives who want to be seen as gentlemen by the tsundere tomboyim most people
>>723915173why does he need special urinal
>>723915130sorry that you are too stupid to understand how shitting on white men to make women look good is woke
>>723914991Every fucking chad on the planet would assume she's going for a kiss. The developers deliberately made it the most misleading scene ever.
>>723914551>literally no reasonHow about not being a bitch who tells the principal mommy you got hit by a girl?
>>723914102Nothing so far.>>723914404It's placed there by viewers, not by the devs to my knowledge.
I tried playing again with different choices but there seems to be no replayability at allEven less than your typical telltale game which is quite something
>>723912096thats enough for me thanksnot touching games made by raped people
>>723915294theres atleast 4 people shown working there that are large enough to warrant it
>>723915294It's not just for him, there's a bunch of big guys you see in that office.
>>723915294To avoid splashing everywhere.
>>723915340It will absolutely lead to something.
>>723914551ok alpha male, ur the one whos gonna get cucked at this point
brown women are meant for white cock
>>723915392Honestly, I'm having to stop myself from replaying the game, not for the talk segments, but for the actual management.That's where the game really shines for me. I love all the different exclusive options for specific characters and also the unique dialogue you get like the individual characters specifically having a bark about the mission you send them on.
>>723915506Cucked by whom? Assuming he's not interested in either lady?
>>723915369It's not like you went to whine about it, you didn't go "MOOOOOMMYYYYYYYY THE INVISIBLE GIRL HIT ME!!!". She asked you what happened. Why the fuck would you go out of your way to lie?
True, I bet shroud is a fucking woman also.
>>723915664Dignity.
>>723915664>>723915706Goddammit the image didn't attach.
I WANT BLONDE BLAZER I WANT BLONDE BLAZER I WANT BLONDE BLAZERI WANT TO KEK PHENOFAG I WANT TO KEK PHENOFAG I WANT TO KEK PHENOFAGI WANT NTR I WANT NTR I WANT NTRI WANT KEKOLDRY I WANT KEKOLDRY I WANT KEKOLDRY
>>723915697With all the streamers/content creators calling your villain SHROUD seems on the nose.
>>723915560I also liked the management aspect the most too. I wish there was more of it but the game seems to lean more on the visual novel side of things.Hopefully by the next chapters we get full weeks to work with.
>>723903202>decisions are all just binary do thing 1 or do thing 2This ain't really the case right? I'm just being misled by the graphic?
>>723915797huh?
please be understanding of invisigal. she fell through the cracks, she has her problems but she is not a bad person.
>>723914421If you actually worked with convicts reporting that one of them assaulted you would make perfect sense, but because this is a video game and invisgirl can be redeemed and is romanacable better to not have her sent back to jail, infact this game seems like the type to let you heroes die or get killed or get arrested and then you just lose the slot. if invisigirl wasn't sexo and like able I would have reported her.
>>723915884It's somewhat misleading.The last 3 in that pic have more than 2 options. The bar always shows only 2 ("Your choice" vs "Others") for some reason.
>>723915884nah usually they also got do thing 3its a telltale game, i thought this discourse died a long time ago
>Assume the bar scene is gonna end with Sunglasses beating my ass>Robert clowns on him and knocks his tooth outThis might actually be kino
>>723915884>This ain't really the case right? I'm just being misled by the graphic?Yes and no, for example you can deal with one of the reporters 3 ways (Attack him, answer him, just don't answer and leave)But at the same time it doesn't matter as your choices don't seem to change much within the scenes (the game is very linear)
>>723916127>Interview scene looks like it's baiting into making a fool out of yourself>Every option but you leaving makes you look like a chad
>>723916171>(the game is very linear)I hope telltale go out of business again
>Replay the scene where the goons beat up Robert>Robert actually manages to knock the first guy out if you use his injured handNeat
>>723916171i'm not willing to judge its linearity yet until we see how these choices actually affect stuff in future chapters
If this game actually has multiple different endings based on your choices from the overall season, I'll upgrade to the deluxe version.Think of those 10 bucks I could be giving you, AdHoc. Don't disappoint me.
>>723916210And also, yeah Invisigal knocks Robert in his ass, but that’s only because Robert doesn’t put up with her shit and destroys her on a verbal level
>>723916238>Used the right hand thinking it was a test to not use the injured hand>Used the water thinking it was a test because Flambae explicitly said he wasn't flammableI'm a fool
Shroud's gonna be Blonde Blazer, isn't she? Also can we fucking romance Invisigal or not? I fucking hope so, but something tells me we won't be able to, as she's on the roster. Blonde Blazer will be the only one.
>>723916127>[glass him]
>>723916361Both options in the bar make Flambae look like a cuck.Water-Flambae gets his tooth knocked outAlcohol-Flambae catches fire and runs out of the bar screaming like a girl
>>723916245the choices made in chapter 1 and 2 dont seem like they are gonna have a lot of impact if you go by how wolf among us and walking dead workedyoull probably get some slightly different lines of be locked out of certain scenes but the main story is usually pretty much the same with the exception of the ending
>>723916127did you pick water or alcohol?
I was convinced halfway through episode 1 that Blonde Blazer was 100% either gonna die or turn out to be a villain, but I'm not as sure anymore with that cuck ending on episode 2.
>>723916431Eh MC's father died 15 years prior, she would be like teenager or even younger. What would her motive to either taking up the mantle of Shroud or even wanting revenge? She is the daughter of the real Shroud?
>>723916527Water seemed like the obvious choice, and it worked out well
>>723916507Haha, wait, the scene where Flambae comes in to the Hero office and you see a zoom in of him licking his missing tooth spot is exclusive to people that picked water? That's neat.
>>723916361same when he got jumped i realized the only real options was the left hook.
>>723916553I think the twist is gonna be that Not Omni-Man is an abusive boyfriend
>>723916641>>723916507If you pick alcohol it burns his eyebrows off, so he walks in and it zooms in on his brows
>>723916527I went with water because I was afraid of causing property damage, but the barkeep was a dumb asshole anyway.
>>723916641didnt people say his eyebrows got burned if you pick alcohol? anyone check if he rubs his eyebrows or something instead lol
>>723914551>Why would I not sell out the criminal I'm trying to build trust with to the cops
>>723916698kek
>>723916695The REAL twist would be she is so starved to FEEL anything she fucks him nonstop and he is drained all the time
>>723916527water I didn't want to hurt flamebae only disable him. plus he said he's immune to fire so I figure setting him on fire would just make him punch me for not listening.
[Glass her]
>>723916743Anon, you are no less a cop than Blonde Blazer. And it's not like you're undercover.
>>723914551You can tell this guy either is or really wants to be an actual supervisor at his job.
>>723916825>plus he said he's immune to fire so I figure setting him on fire would just make him punch me for not listeningExactly this for me as well. I thought it was a paying attention skill test.
>>723916230>>723916245I don't mind that the game is linear, I just sort of expected scenes to play a bit differently based on choicesFor example Invisigirl seems to always do the opposite of what you tell her.I was expecting (hoping) that by changing the choice in the donut shop the outcome would change a bit, ie. instead of smashing MCs face and the donut on your pc you would get something more amicableBut nope she is just peak contrarian and everything plays the same way with some minor dialogue variations.
>>723916850You are less of a cop because you're way lower on the corpo hierarchy. The MC literally says he needs to build respect right afterwards and says he can't have Blazer doing that for him because it undermines him right after the choice. You cover for her, you show the team you're not afraid to keep some things off the book (and you're not a bitch who cries about being beaten), you get their respect and trust. Sure superwoman can swear she won't do anything or tell anyone but stuff like that eventually leaks out, ESPECIALLY in a choices matter game
>>723917127i mean there are differences in the scene based off which you choose, i told her to go after the thief so she went after the donut guy and the thief escaped. i assume she captures the thief and the donut guy dies in the other option
does no one else get phenofag is blonde's sugar daddy? dumbfucks, she is obviously only with him to travel to japan and live a rich life
Blonde being so high up in the corporate ladder is why I'm sure she's gonna end up being some sort of antagonist one way or another, even if she ends up not being a super villain.There's just no way you can get an happy ending with her, I'm sorry. You're fooling yourselves.
>>723917286Who gives a shit, the blond bimbo could get gangraped by a pack of feral niggers for all I care.
>>723911257doesn't she already have a boyfriend?
>>723917526There's no way to know that at that point. And you don't know about Invisigal then either, for that matter. If you're properly roleplaying and not metagaming, the only reason why you wouldn't kiss her at that point is because you're gay or think she's ugly.
>>723911257i dont have harem heart
>>723916825>>723916930And the joke ends up being that he lied and freaks the fuck out when you set him on fire
>>723915294That’s a actual urinal you can find in older buildings and stadiums
>>723917730I took it more as his skin won't burn, but he can still feel pain
>>723917660I'll kiss her if she takes off the mask
>>723917267The thief always gets away and the donut guy always gets injured
You already have a thread, discord trannies.
>>723916571>she would be like teenager or even youngerShe's a superhero who can't get drunk unless she dumps a gallon of vodka into her, due to her powers, of course she won't fucking age as well. She is 100% the villain.
>>723917267>i assume she captures the thief and the donut guy dies in the other optionNope, it plays the same way which is my pet peeve with how the choices are handled.Thief escapes and the old guy gets his arm burnt instead of his ass.They don't even have to do multibranching stuff where every choice leads something into the future, just have the scenes play out with different outcomes just to see how your choices affect the game. That's part of the fun in these type of games for me.
>>723917956I prefer this one because it has the name in the subject and Invisigal rather than the cuckqueen
Are the girls actually cute though?
All of the villain designs for this game suck ass. The henchmen, too. Very weak stuff.
>>723917956tell niggers to put stuff in the subject im not out here scanning OP images just to talk shit about a telltale game
>>723918383>We've got Dr Doom at home
>>723918309For a modern day Western game I would say they are.
>>723914551>>723914567>yes let's go cry to momma, surely team of hardened supervillains will respect and listen to us then
>>723918547>Man body with boobs
>>723918649>those hips>man body
>>723918496This guy comes up with insane cybernetic enhancements but couldn't figure out a way to give that acid guy an acid-resistant speedo.
>>723911257Because 1) She was drunk 2) It was too early, I was sure they were setting me up for an awkward moment.>>723913682Yeah the intro happily surprised me.
>>723915560Wonder if post release they will make an infinite mode.Also if you haven't played it I recommend https://store.steampowered.com/app/443810/This_Is_the_Police/
>>723902745I can rape her
>>723918547>sleeping on shoulderOkay, maybe i should give this a chanceI love cutesy shitAny dorks?
>>723919378It's not cutesy she's got a boyfriend who belittles you for being a scrawny beta
>>723911257>doesn't know a fakeout set up when he sees it
>>723911257>This early in the story>Already kissingSmart people know it's bait.
>>723915294>special urinalMost of us just use a stall out of politeness to dicklets so they dont get shamed.
>>723920182>>723920278I knew it was a fakeout but picked it anyways cause I'm a roleplaying chad. Metagaming is for fags.
>>723917839He doesn't feel any pain from the fire, but it seems his hair isn't resistant. He is freaking out because the heat from the alcohol is melting his precious hair. His eyebrows are burnt off for the rest of the episode.
Was it rape?
>>723920956fraid so
>>723918309Yes, totally
>>723903279>ratted out invisigirlfucking bitch ass n word
>>723902745What's his name?
>>723911184This nigga already tapped and raped the blonde bimboHe's done with her
>>723921642>Blonde asks you what happened>Uuuuuh I should lie because... Because I just should, ok?The fuck is this battered cuck husband bullshit? She's not even your wife.
>>723920956She regrets nothing
>/v/ likes the MC>/v/ seems to like Black Einstein>/v/ barely mentions RoydWhat's up with that, mon?
>>723920278What other games do that where taking the early romance option is actually the bad idea? Only one I can think of is Ai in Persona 4 that dating her when she asks first is the worse outcome.
>>723911184>PLEEEASE DON'T COME TO MY TOKYO MINI-VACATION WITH MY BIG DICKED HUSBAND, I WANT TO BE PLOWED ALL NIGHTWhat did she mean by this?
>>723909557How do you get a fight stat? Is it from the interactive mode?
>>723921767>not even your wifeYet
>>723903279fucking rat
>>723921767you're such a little fucking rat
>>723921702Sunglasses at Night Guy
>>723921949>>723922030Invisigal will never love you.
>>723921851not liking his vibesseems forced/fake :/
>>723911184If they actually add a 3 minute scene that is just Bob^2 awkwardly eating dinner in Japan with a miserable looking Blonde and a clueless looking Phenomeman for the 10% of people that accepted the invitation, I'll kneel
>>723921767You’re trying to build trust with your team. They went respect you if you rat to corporate each time your feelings get hurt
>>723902745Look all I'm saying is, she can't be a villainess if she's carrying my child, right? So in a way, if we can get with her, we're really handling the whole reform thing perfectly.
>>723902745I knew she would be the only viable one.Blondes are always whores, and you should never trust them.
>>723922057Damn right.
>>723921851His dialect is annoying
hope you guys are noticing that the kryptonians are very careless
>>723912456>It will absolutely become a love triangle. I will bet that at some point Blonde Blazer's boyfriend will be revealed to abusing her, she will tearfully go to Mecha Man's apartment and ask to come in and you will have a choice to "console" her. Clichées like that is almost too obvious. Just my headcanon though lmaoI maintain it's going to be something stupider and we'll end up getting dragged into a love triangle with Phenomenal Man and BB.
>>723921932Yeah, you get QTE fight scenes in interactive mode that you get graded on by the end
>>723911257I don't kiss other men's things.
share the comics retards
>>723921851>/v/ seems to like Black Einsteinhe's funny and he loves you.why would anyone hate him?
>>723922234>I maintain it's going to be something stupider and we'll end up getting dragged into a love triangle with Phenomenal Man and BB.Even if we're not interested? This is going to be TWD a New Frontier all over again, isn't it?
So, will you be able to cuckold the moustache man?
>>723922294Why would anyone hate Royd?
>>723921702The Toothless Avenger
>>723912456Doesn't everyone think of him as a useless Nepo baby that doesn't even have the skills to raise money for suit maintenance and repair?
>"game" with 8 hours of cutscenes and 40 mins of gameplay
>>723922313you just know that writers are ntr gooners
>>723922313had mixed feelings about this. i mean, he is an asshole and cuckolding him would turn me on so much but at the same time Blonde Bitch doesn't deserve the MC so I'm heading towards Invigal now. I will try to fuck both of them though
>>723920956>Was it rape?Obviously
>>723922313im expecting some bee movie shit where he gets pissed at her and starts acting like a crybaby
>>723922308I think they're going to make the guy we're playing as interested. I personally don't want to be though.
>>723922359Only Invisigal says that when you’re arguing with her
>Is trying to turn her life around>Has a disability that is God's idea of a sick joke for a super whose power depends on holding her breath>Her power is literally just invisibility, but she's still out there putting her life on the line with a fucking asthma inhaler as her only equipment>Was sincerely asking Robert for his taste in donuts so she could get him a treat>Is good at verbally sparring with Robert and cute when she fumbles a joke/insultActual best girl
>>723918623>>723921767
>>723922313I imagine it will be a choice since Blonde Blazer definitely seems to be into Robert, but it will probably still be player choice if they want Robert to pursue that or not.
>>723922313The guy wants to play MTG, he is alright with me
>>723922436lol, good edit
>>723922454>I think they're going to make the guy we're playing as interested.How annoying.
How do you respond without getting hard?
>>723922256Oh shit I shouldnt have turned it off. Im a master at this
If they were gonna force the MC to be interested in the blonde, why did they give us a choice to not ask her out?
>>723922486oh man when she reveals her weak spot and act vulnerable around MC. oh booyy
>>723922556One who has a functioning instinct?
>>723922486>Was sincerely asking Robert for his taste in donuts so she could get him a treatHonestly this is what sold me. I'm a sucker for a girl who'll bring me food. I want her to be a love interest but I'm thinking it won't happen.
>>723922486>Has a disability that is God's idea of a sick joke for a super whose power depends on holding her breathYou think that’s bad? Imagine being a speedster and not realizing that your super speed is causing you to rapidly age
>>723922486The fact that she is voiced by Laura Bailey and the fact that Aaron Paul and Laura Bailey were the two who initially presented the game kind of showcases that she's probably going to be the second most important cast member after Robert.
>>723922597Blonde is one of the romance options, duh.
>>723922710I still think that it's going to be a love triangle between two guys and BB. Not a fun sort of love triangle where you can choose to be with one of two girls.
>>723922597because she is interested in you
>>723912992Why wouldn't I pick mecha man? Who gives a fuck about this fodder team?
>>723922778Why would they make it so retarded?
>>723922681>I want her to be a love interest but I'm thinking it won't happen.Come on now. She's obviously going to be the tsundere.
>>723922681They confirmed that there’s multiple romance options, and we have the perfect setup for an enemies to lovers arc. Plus Invisigal had already implied that she’s attracted to Robert
>>723922597Because she's still a romance option. The thing is something like who Robert ends up with is something that they can definitely do with choices.
>>723922827Well why haven't they tried to sell there can be more than just BB as a love interest? That's something that anyone wishing to make money would talk about so more people will buy the game.Yet there's been nothing.
>>723912096I think legally distinct Clayface is the only "competent" member of the team that isn't constantly snarking at you.
New literally me just dropped
Bro what the fuck why wouldn't they censor this shit
>>723922456Just saying man, there were 2 generations of power armored heroes before him that had the cash and knowhow to maintain and upgrade the suit while remaining cash positive and meanwhile Robert pissed away literal millions and might as well be on food stamps because hes so bad with money. Even Batman outsourced his money making to competent employees so he can focus on crime, he doesn't just spend it all.
>>723922847>They confirmed that there’s multiple romance optionsWhere?At most I've seen talk of 'awkward love triangle' in a review but that could easily mean the thing between us, BB and Phenomenal Man.
>>723922408>he is an assholeWhat the heck? He's a nice guy, frick offThe blonde cunt is the evil bitch here
>>723922921Because they probably want to see the exact speculation and digging into thing that you are seeing in this very thread.People are already connecting the dots and the dots imply that Invisigal is interested in Robert.
>>723922685It's gonna hurt like a bitch if he pulls a Barry Allen to save our asses.
>>723922928The only people who snark at you so far are Invisigal and Flambae.
Unless Invisibitch is a romance option I'm staying a virgin
Chances that a new Best Girl is introduced in the next chapter?
>>723922959le ebin reddit jokeOn the bright side, it probably means tits are in
>>723922959There’s literally a button in the options menu to censor nudity
>>723922836If I'm wrong no one will be happier about that than me, I promise. I do love me a tsun girl.
>>723922959Shoulda turned the censor on lmao. I didn't because the black bar was distracting and if some dude wants to pull a Dr. Manhattan who am I to judge
I love the mech design
>>723922313the big man deserve a true woman not some fucking whore
>>723922681fat fuck
>>723923023I don't really get why, though. If it's engagement, they'd get plenty if there's talk of more romance, right? With some actually buying the game, I'd bet.
>>723922957he's just like me fr
>>723923128You're more so in luck than I. As much as I want it I doubt Flambae will be available.
>>723923058Episode 3 seems to be about properly meeting the team
>>723923186I will say it does look pretty cool yeah. Shame we won't get to play around with it more, maybe we'll get it near the end of the game?
so how long are the first two episodes?
>>723923337most likely the whole last two episodes fighting
>>723923354around 1 hour each
>>723923354Steam says 2.1 hours for me doing both. So roughly that maybe a little bit less
>>723922313>this is the big revealwoah cringe
>>723923354The average telltale episode back in the day was around 2-3 hoursThe Dispatch episodes are a lot shorter, maybe between 40-60 minutes
>>723923337Probably.
>>723912838Yawn
Name status?
>>723923354I'd say about 1 hour?
>>723923424>$30>2 hoursWhat level of scum is that?
>>723911990one of the little bonus comics has her leering at a female stripper with the manbat guy so yeah
>>723923354a bit less than an hour each
>>723923557Out of 8 episodes
>>723923447>>723923354i mean theyre both around an houri would expect them all to be with maybe the final one being a bit longertotal playtime would be 8 to 9 hours so about the same as the wolf among us
>>723923548
>>723914551This.It's even in the manual
>>723923447Because its not a telltale game bitch
>>723923557you can always wait a month and buy all 8 episodes at once
>>723914551Shut the fuck up you dumb rat
>>723923810She will never love you, anon.
He's cute as hell what the fuck
>alcoholic super bitchIs this really what you people want?
>>723924013
>>723924013TRRRRAAANNNNYYYYYYYYY ALEEERRRRTTTTT
>>723924070No. He is.
>>723924070Yes actually.
>like eclairs>say I like them (since there was no option to stay silent)>scream in the office "OH YEAH I LOVE GOBBLING CREAMY COCKS"I just hate this, just like how the game pushes me into a pseudo romance with the blonde bitch, I don't care about her, stop pretending I do
It was like he was looking at walking garbage
>>723924070I'll take anything at this point
How old is Robert Robertson?
>>723924013What archetype of man do you call Robert? I swear I've seen it multiple times. Not complaining, he's pretty handsome.
Drip Man
>>723915025I sent Golem for the put out the fire mission, he turned out to be perfect for it.
>>723924167>can't handle the bantzit was an obvious setup too
>>7239242264 years old but being in the mech made him age at super speed
>>72392422626 years old. According to the wiki.https://dispatch.wiki.gg/wiki/Robert_Robertson
>>723924230ASHKENAZI
>>72392422626
>>723923669People seriously think telltale would ever make a horny game like this?kek. The steam page clearly says "AdHoc Studio", fatfucks. They just recruited some random telltale devs who got fired because they tried adding horny plots to the writing in twau
>>723924226Well he's been mecha man for around 15 years so 30-35?
>>723922486>excuse>excuse to feel better with yourself>excuse>sweeping her toxicity under the rug>also an excuseI really hope there's a third or maybe even fourth option, not into abusive cunts or cheaters (yjk she isnt doing this shit just with you)
>>723924258The problem with the "setup" is how it accounts for the main character to be a retard, invisible girl being a bitch was a given, he didn't need to be a moron
>>723922847>multiple romance optionsI am stealing Sonar from Malevola. Gonna get some Batussy.
>>723924250Good old soil will snuff out those flames.
Did she do a good job, dispatcher?
>>723924403Nope
>>723924403needs a Yamcha edit
>>723921851We barely got to see him. He's fine.
Did the va fuck up here? It sounded like he redid the take and they just kept it because it sounded funny
>>723924403She disobeyed a direct order to become my girlfriend
For me it’s Prism
>>723924304How long has he been mecha man for?10-15 years? No wonder he literally had nothing but that if he started doing it at 11 or 16.
>>723924403Does this happen if you tell her to go after Granny? >>723924493I thought it was an insult on using a shield makes him a pussy
>27 and still acting like your 17
>>723914172What are you on about? I actually quite like this protagonist. He holds his own in spite of not having powers and isn't a fussy. He got his ass beat because he has no powers and had a broken arm. And the girls in this fuck up. Invisigirl gets her ass handed to her by the henchmen and needs rescued by protagonist. And she does punch him, but it was a sucker punch and not seen as a good thing. I 'm not a fan of the woke shit, but you're just being retarded.
Maybe I'm just too sensitive but why are we playing as a total dick?
>>723922105I thought I would get to go.
>>723924493I think they’re implying that part of his Toxic powers is he can’t stop himself from being vulgar and edgy
We're so back Telltale bros..
>>723924070What's bitchy about her? Not her fault Roberts pheromones turn her into a bitch in heat
>>723924403If I'm being honest felt like both were fucking up. Like no shit Robert, you were riding around in a mecha and had that to protect you, this chick doesn't have that so of course she's going to jump to the first option she thinks looks good.But also dammit Invisigirl, you need to get your head in the game and not be so dismissive of what happened during the mission.
>>723924572but enough about blonde cunt
>>723903356>I'm not support this game but it means a lot to me that it allies with my politics
>>723924624So what happens if you say yes to the dinner?
>>723924561Tell her to go after Granny-She goes after the villain and Granny gets his arm fried>Tell her to go after Goon-She goes after Granny and he gets his butt fried
>>723924624I only rejected the offer cause she wanted me to
>>723924624Autism
>>723924508You have to do reverse psychology dude. Demand she doesn't go out with you and she'll drag you off to watch a movie and have dinner.
>>723924715she convinces her husband not to take you
Is that black queen a relevant character? she cute
>>723924670The intro shows that Robert still does stuff outside of the suit. The suit only seems to come out when he's up against people with super powers.
>>723924670I saved her ass twice >Told her to duck and she dodged the laser bolt>Turned on the sprinklers and fried his weapon
>>723915294Actually it’s for kids who can’t reach the normal ones
>>723924760woah cringe and lazy
>>723924561she disobeys you no matter what you choose, if you tell her to help Granny she attacks the perp, his weapon goes off and hits close to Granny who fires his weapon into the ground by accident, perp still escapes and Granny fucks his arm up real bad instead of his ass
>>723924776Anon, I... >>723911990
>>723924230Twink.
>>723924624Based as fuck. I'm having dinner with you whether you like it or not.
>>723924776
I do this in real life too actually, it's usually fun to tell people I don't touch fists. A lot of times they just leave it hanging there for a long time trying to make it happen.Though one time I found a guy who got beaten up outside a bar in a barfight(I am barfight patrol). He asked me if he did good in the fight. He didn't do good but I told him he did and I let him fistbump me.
>>723921223Why the fuck would that be needed to save her?
>>723924776smacks lips
>>723903779Even in the canon art MC is staring at blonde girl. That's right
>>723924719I guess I chose the better option
>>723924776Made for dwarf cock.
>>723924852This is not a twinks build. He's clearly a twunk or a hunk at best.
Fuck superhero girls
>>723924796That guy had a weird scifi weapon thing. I think that's close enough to superpowers to count.
>>723922313https://youtu.be/fTVgX7b1N8E?t=32This is the face of a cucked man...fuck you blonde blazer for destroying this man...
>>723924846TOP O THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES, MY NAME IS BLACKEDSEPTICEYE
>>723903779Why is Flambe showing his pubes?
>>723915025iirc one of her hidden stats is that she moves twice as fast on the map if she's sent out alone
>>723924858Loving romantasy is a Red Flag though because it's a good indicator that they're a womanchild still reading YA fiction when they're 40 and thinking its deep instead of just accepting it as slop.
I said fuck it and if the batman wants to go the batman can go I don't give a fuck about vanderpants
>>723924493He's calling him a puss because it's obvious he's trying to save up power to run away.
>>723924956Yes that's the plan.
>>723924883He never answered, must be bluffing
>>723924964Poor autistic man used and abused by foids.
>>723924983He's a free spirit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGcsIdGOuZY
>>723924942NO YOU SIMP YOU CANT DO THAT SIRSHE WILL NEVER EVER LOVE YOU SIR
>>723924942Chat are we cooked?
>>723925069>from Herat, Afghanistanso the devs have never actually seen an Afghani before huh?
>>723925101People are just double dipping.
>>723924942She tried her best, that has to count for something?
Did you know that Sonar went to Harvard?
>>723925142I mean the guy left so I imagine that'd have something to do with it.
But seriously where can I read the comics?
Jesus Christ
>>723923668
>>723925093So far she’s been the most useful in missions needing combat or agility
>>723925142Pashtuns can be pretty fair skinned.
>>723925164 Speaking of him, did he go feral mode in anyone else's game. He stayed normal the entire way through for me.
i thought this was a porn game not normie moviegame slop
>>723925178If I had the powers of Johnny Storm. I would leave that place too.
>>723924230They even make the comparison in-universe
There should have been an option to be a female MC so I can make that dyke storyline happen.
>>723925239Did you send him on a mission? The tutorial said he changes forms every time you send him on a mission
>>723925201Extras menu if you completed the first two eps and bought the deluxe version
>>723924938Compared to mostly every other male character aside from the Janitor and old guy, he's a twink by comparison.
>>723925202What does corporate shit in bed sound like?
>>723925290You should be killed.
>WOAH GUYS IT'S GOING TO BE HARD TO PICK BETWEEN THE CUTE ALTRUISTIC TOMBOY AND THE RETARDED CHEATING WHORENot even sure why blonde blazer is even an option at this point
>>723924964Haven't gotten to this part yet, but damn he looks absolutely miserable
why is no one talking about the cleaner sweaty femboy who literally spits on your desk
>>723925302I sent him on one where he meets the some guy for a business proposal. I guess I should've sent him on another for it to take effect.
>>723925352Yea because they're superheroes. He's got a fit build.
>>723925256share this shit ninja
>>723924615He's a guy that chose to go solo in a universe where most superheroes seem to be corporate, likely started when he was still a teenager, and he has a "my father is deaaaaad" backstory turned up to 11 because he's also trying to live up to a legacy. I'm actually surprised he's as (potentially) positive as he is.
>>723925403Obvious villain plant
>>723925397i think that's from episode 3-4
>>723925361im predicting we'll find out around episode 6. eps3-4-5 will be buildups for the cuckoldry and then ep6 will finalize it
>>723924698I don't buy reddit games. was gonna pirate for the blonde but apparently the game has cuck shit in it so I'll pass
>>723924861Dangerously based
>>723922556Dick her down before saying anything. That way, I can't have a boner while responding.
>>723924942what was the context for that scene
>>723925491If he's started when he was 11, since he's 26 and has done this for 15 years, yeah that's way better than I think anyone could expect.
>>723925615Blondie asked why Rob had a tissue in his nose. Even if you "rat her out" he still covers for her.
>>723925403I'm not accepting any gay route if mc isn't the one shoving his dick in their asshole
Okay, is my pirated copy fucked, or is the audio just like... really bad and amateur.It's feels like I'm playing a leaked cut of a trailer, barely any music, sounds effects sound hollow and weak. and just... bad vibes.
>>723925387People love blonde women with big chests man. Its not rocket science.
P good artstyle really. even a legit black girl looks cute.
>>723925585uuuh you finna be the bull this time tho :V
>>723925892Would Pom Pom date anons?
well, time to fantasize about pounding blonde mommygoodnight
>>723925892SEXO WITH BRAINBOOK?!?!?!?!
>>723925953loser
>>723925717There was a patch an hour or so ago. Should fix the audio. Might have to wait till a new pirated copy is released.
>>723925904don't care. cuckoldry is jewish-coded
>>723925964She's a closeted coomer
>>723925892Sex with Phenomaman
>>723912992>>723913076>>723913172upgrade to a command type mecha
Why are there so many anons wanting to fuck the guys?? Since when is /v/ so fucking gay?
>>723926236People are just horny for good looking people
>rapes you with her super strengthHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>723926317"people"
>>723926319>y-you too
>>723914551>literally no reason to lie on Invisigal's behalfblackmail
>>723926319>AIEEEEEEEEEE PMAN SAAAAVE MEEEEE FROM THIS WHITE WOMAN
Uhh so am I retarded or what
Aura farming
>>723923668Is this a RED FLAG bwos?!
i enjoyed a lot being a hero, but after i found out things dont change all that much if you are "evil" made me disappointed. I thought for sure you could kill the first goon, and you cant even go to the date uninvited...
>>723918623I dunno about your cucked third world society, but unstable heroes fighting amongst each other is a liability
>>723926435I think the game could do a better job explaining the hero stats
>>723926506I think the devs said in a Q&A that the choices are more about changing your relationship with the other characters rather than changing the course of the story
>>723926506welcome to telltale gamesenjoy not being able to pick impactful options
>>723926319
>>723926472>grandpa is gigachad (huge, tall and built robot by himself from scrap)>dad is chad (pretty big, awesome mustache, learned from grandpa and built his own robot)>you are small, weak and cant build shit only repair itwhy is life like this /v/? i can relate
Thoughts on Manbat?
>>723926236Go back to twittard tranny, 4chan has always been proudly gay and faggy desu
>>723926384>Suck my cock or I'll report you to HR
>>723912992The final episode is called Synergy, i can bet we will do both things at once as he manages everyone from inside his new mecha.
>>723926729Kek
>>723926816I mean I know dude's gotta eat but fuck if that wasn't annoying.
>>723926771I think the point is that each successive mecha man had less and less time with their predecessor. Robert states that his grandpa died before he was born, but at the same time it sounds like Robert's dad died when he was just 11 giving him no real time to learn things and instead just had to jump into the role.
Episodic is better. It's really a damn shame that they're releasing them all weekly. Monthly would be better. I need more time to theory craft.
>>723926654it;s not a telltale game retard
>>723926975...
>>723926816i hate moistcritikle i hope he dies
>>723926540? That's why you should control them with strong, respectable lead amd not choosing to be pussy
The hacking minigame is ass.
>>723926317>>723926858This is a straight board weirdos
>>723926975Prove it. Keep in mind if even one person who contributed in any way to a telltale game it counts as one. Oh that's right you already lost.
>>723921861The only example I remember is Jack from Mass Effect 2, and I confirmed it when looking it up
Don't make another thread
>>723914551She'll tell everyone and you'll be the pussy who goes running to the boss when something happens
>>723925892Sexo with Sweetalker
>>723922313>>723911184consider this
>game lets you beat the shit out of journalist
>>723927502Did some former Bioware employees work on this as well?
>>723926816i didnt actually realize moistcritikal was voicing him until like halfway through. feel like they need some kind of voice filter over him though he sounds exactly the same
>>723921851Royd seems like a good lad, but we only saw him in the bathroom.I wonder if he was really insecure about his name and if there is a deeper meaning behind him having to piss that much.>>723924360but what if he transforms while doing it?>>723922486I like her but only if I can fix her.
Is it possible to 100% achievements right at the moment?
>>723925694
I bet she's lawful neutral, and she's going to "betray" us by sticking to the books when the shroud is revealed to be some government plant
>>723924942I told them, I felt it was fair and knew he would still go relatively easy on her, regret it a bit but I'll stick by my choice until a new playthrough.>>723925239yes, after you send him on a mission
>>723926319This reminds me of a super girl comic (or maybe doujinshi) where she works as a prostitute and one trick of her is sucking the semen out of the balls and then placing it all back in.>>723926771he can:>track down targets >(somewhat) infiltrate places, >handle multiple armed enemies in hand to hand unarmed combat >hack into computers.
>>723926771He can't build shit since he's poor. He was technically gifted.
>>723926816His faggot VA didn't even try. Fucking jackfaggotarse is better
>>723927315Viconia in baldurs gate 2
>>723914551I think this is where it shows as a critical role product.>woman on man violence is funny and should be tolerated
>>723928648Maybe the dude should have invested in stocks, bonds, and crypto instead of blowing it all.
>>723929074He was like 11 when he took over the mantle.
>>723921861I might be wrong but I think in CP77 if you try and flirt with Panam at every single opportunity given to you she sees it as you being pushy and gets upset. You can do some but not all (before the romance actually starts)
I knew they were gonna do something to ruin Blonde Blazer. We can't just have a hot blonde classical white super heroine we flirt with over radio. Literally the fucking plot of Birds of Prey but nooooo. Gotta add cuckoldry.
