Invisigal just wants to make you proud, /v/
incel threadf
It's gonna turn out that Granny's ice cream shop was a front for some shady shit.
I forgot his name, could someone remind me?
Robert sucks, I hate him.
>>723927594>fuck awful combo of a power and disability that can fuck her up any second>still risking her brown ass on the frontlinesWhat's the mecha man's excuse?
>>723927816The Amazing Gay Faggot
What's up with the sudden lust for alcoholic superhero girls?
>>723927879Why?
>>723927816HEATAH
>>723927898He lost his suit and suffered permanent injuries
>>723928030He's annoying
>>723927898did you not see him throwing hands at the start before and after he broke his arm?it's just he got the shit kicked out of him.
>>723927898The intro alone shows that Robert does things out of the suit, but he can't solid snake his way through every situation.
>>723928128How?
>>723927954Monke
>>723928163Yeah, he can handle goons, but he needs the suit to deal with superpowered villains
>>723928240Don't call her that
Is this good business practice?
>>723928332Financially? Probably not. But I'm happy we get to have these threads for the next few weeks instead of people binging it all today and shitposting about it.
>>723928332Yes because the whole idea is that it is meant to stimulate discussion. The entire game is done and ready to go, but they want to do it this way so it stays in people's head a bit longer.
>>723928332No. I don't think episodes 1 & 2 had enough to facilitate good conversation.
>>723927816Sunglasses at Night Guy.
Guys, what do I do if a goth tomboy bullies me?
>>723928693report her to HR
>>723928693FUCK tomboys
Make one/
>>723928332I'll inhale story-focused games in one evening if they let meSlowly releasing content is fine, as long it's not outright drip-feeding, which this is awfully close to
>>7239289841 week is nothing. Telltale would take months between episodes.
>>723927594>Checks achievements.>"I wish to make love to you again".>Description was “gave him a second chance”>Mustache icon.Does this mean what I think it means?
>>723927594Did she rape that man
>>723927594>>723928693>nose piercingI'll never get itWhy would anyone degrade themselves to the point of becoming like an ox, wearing a nose ring?
>>723929314She is a woman.
>>723929157That achievement seems to be middle of the locked achievements, but it will probably tie into his relationship with Blazer. There is achievements that seem closer to the end of the game related to getting a kiss while on a stretcher or getting a kiss in a car, and an achievement for ending up with no one. It will probably be Invisigal, Blazer or nobody.
>>723929314
>>723929314>Why would anyone degrade themselves to the point of becoming like an ox, wearing a nose ring?That's why I like nose rings, they make women look like livestock
>>723928969
What deck does Phenomaman play?
I'll play this game if I can romance the girls. I can romance the girls right?
>>723929631>you can only date people from your workplace>either a career woman that's also a cheating whore>or an abusive menhera bitch that's obsessed with youno wonder people go gay these days (I kinda get the flamegay posters now)>>723929314liquids drip longer from them
>>723930026>(I kinda get the flamegay posters now)At least we can suffer together.
>>723929943Blue.
how long is one episode? i dont usually play this type of game but i want in on the discussion
>>723929715You a fan of cow print bikinis?
>>723928693Give her the long cream filled donut
>>723930285Around 40-60 minutes each.
>Invisibitch failed to get a cat down from a treeI can already see where this playthrough is going
>>723930473She's literally just a woman that can go invisible, Anon.Why would you expect her to be able to climb trees.
>>723930473That job requires high mobility and charisma, Invisigal has neither
>>723930529She does have high mobility
>>723928332Dayum bih, I thought they was like, episode 3 in 2026, not whatever this shit is. This is just Telltale slop again. No choices.
>>723930182I said that I (sort of) get you not that I supported you>>723929715>something something it appeals to the male fantasy
>>723927594>can turn her clothes, piercings and watch invisible>not the Donut jelly on herhuh?
>>723930529she's got 3 in mobility. one of the better scores.
Took me an hour thirty to do both eps so it being all 6 hours is pretty fine
>>723930738Still riding on the same road to nowhere
Had to spend half a minute thinking if I should send the Irish dwarf to climb a tree
I'm already a big fan of the midgame banter and gameplay loop, genuinely wish it was just this I almost felt taken it out when it went back to telltale mode
How is Critical Role involved in this?Was surprised to see the logo at the games startup
I like how certain heroes can bypass the stat checks on certain missions with their special skills
>>723930974People speculate that it's in relation to the voice work which is why the game has the voice cast it does.
>>723927594Why is the guy's arse out?
>>723930974Financing plus a few actors voice major characters. Like Laura Bailey, Matt Mercer, etc.
>plain glaze is the least popular donutAre you fuckers diabetic homos?
What is the MC supposed to be based off? He seems more like a venture bros version of a shota giant robot anime then any American super comic.
>>723931082Take a guess
>>723931065Matt Mercer voices someone in everything these days
Anybody bought the comic back stories and art of from the extras?Can you post it?
>>723931082Who’s a superhero with daddy issues, with a lot of money, who fights crime using a robot suit?
>>723927594It's mildly refreshing that this chick got her ass beat by a henchman dude and would have been choked out had she not been saved. Was expecting peak girlboss shit. Maybe writers are learning...
>>723931235Bat man
>>723931171Iron Man?
>>723927816Flameboyant Faggot
>>723931235Lex Luthor? I think he had powered armor in that MMO game
Poor SonarGuys just a crypto scammer who just happens to be ManBat
>>723927594>only romance option is the painfully obvious hidden villain bitch who already has a boyfriendFuck OFF.
>>723931245Asthma is a pretty big crutch for a superhero
>>723931082I think he's meant to be a blend of Batman, Ironman and Spider-man.He doesn't have any "Super" powers, but instead a wide variety of skills and seems to excel with prep time. He uses a mecha suit. He became a hero at a young age.
Did you know that Sonar went to Harvard?
>>723928332It's good as an attempt to be like Saturday morning cartoons from the 90s. I dig it.
>>723931235Iron spider
>>723931397I don't remember him mentioning it once actually
>>723931245This I love that she's a fuck up instead of a shitty girl boss.
>>723931080You wouldn't be eating donuts at all if you care about diabetes.
>>723928419Reminds me when 'This is the Police' was flavor of the month here.
>>723931341That's not what crutch means in that phrasing. A crutch that way is something they rely on too often, not a debilitating hindrance.
>>723928969the queen of /v/!
>>723928969>>723931920I am surprised no one has edited this to "piss her" and "let the moment piss" with a big yellow stream next to whatever character they drew.
>>723931886Shut the fuck up, Sonar
>>723932243I'm not sonar, but I want to him.
>>723928332Yeah it is. You cucks will be talking about it every week.
The raped
So should I wait for the other Eps to come out?I have been wanting to try this game for a long time now. what do you anons think?
>>723928969Why is this template so small?
>>723931886So i could say her inhaler is a crutch for her asthma?
>>723932469Play on the Week before the final 2 eps comes outSo you can join in on the convo and still have time to play
>>723932469depends are you someone who wants to play 90 minutes of gameplay, then talk to others and speculate about what will hapne next?ordo you just want a good experience and maybe talk about the entire thing much later
>>723932380Can't rape the willing, Manbat.
For me it's Prism along with her VA I fucking love Thot Squad and her music
>>723932710Her bitching is funny as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY-sw6_XB4YThe ost is such a banger
>>723932934[alcohol him]
>>723927594We love Brown Women here.
29% of you are rats
>>723928969>[Glass Tomboy}
>>723933291it used to be 30%
>>723927816flambe hombre
>>723928332>>723928471True, even though the game seems high quality with good writing can't really justify it as a purchase with how quickly it ended. Probably will just have to get it later or watch it on youtube like in the old telltale days.
>>723929715>That's why I like nose rings, they make women look like livestock
>>723927594>>723933291holy woke trash
>>72393329171% of you are simps
>>723933443Synthetic Man lost
>”do option A”>fuck you I’m doing B>”do option B”>thats a terrible idea we should do A, fuck youMost bullshit “decision” in the game so far.
>>723933291You misunderstand. I want invisigal to be as angry as possible at me so the sex will be even better.
>>723931341>asthmatic tomboyVery plapable
>>723933602>no what do you mean people who don't conform to authority won't listen to direct ordersdude.
Name my band
>>723933602It makes sense in this context. Invisigal is a loose cannon and no one on the team trusts you yet.
>>723932770I hope she gets more spotlight in later episodes
>>723927816I hope we'll see more of him next week.
>>723933797Yeah they were making bets on when you'd quit.
>>723933897Same.
>>723933423Unrelated but I just watched this for the first time last year and couldn't unhear Joe Swanson. I'm surprised bro has been doing VA work that long.
>>723933968>Unrelated but I just watched this for the first time last year and couldn't unhear Joe Swanson. I'm surprised bro has been doing VA work that long.Wait until you find out who voices Mr Krabs. You'll never look at Starship Troopers the same way again.
Why did she lead us on like that? Is she a sloot?
>>723933740Robert's Bobberts
>Invisigirl was proud of herself and thought the mission was a success>even left Robert his favorite doughnut on his keyboard to celebratekind of cute that Visi is actually kind of a sweetheart, kind of felt bad about the argument after finding the doughnut, has it been confirmed if she's romanceable or not yet?
>>723934096She’s already said she digs Robert’s scars. We’re so in
>>723933956I know romance is pretty much off the table, but I hope we can at least become friends with him and maybe even team up.
>>723934058She is
>>723934173>tomboy voyeur watches you masturbate>starts wheezing like she just crawled out of Mother Base from getting a severe beating
How shocked are we that Robert is actually capable and doesn’t just sit there and let himself get shit on by everyone?
>>723933291How are they pulling these stats btw? I got them too but I was playing a pirated version, are they counting playtests?
>>723927816Homohombre Flamingo.
>>723934929Bro don't destroy the illusion
>>723934892I was surprisingly shocked since the trailers didn't really paint him as that kinda guy
>>723934892im surprised but it makes sense seeing as he's been fighting crime for like over decade.
>>723934892It's quite nice. They even went out of their way to show that it wasn't just the suit by showing him taking down people in the intro. He just needs the suit against people with powers.
>>723935027*Homohabibi
>>723933740>Punchup isn't sitting in a chair
So based on the first two episodes, which characters are most likely going to be the most important?
>>723933740DEIfenders
>>723935318Blonde BimboNot Omni-ManInvisigalSunglasses at Night Guy
>>723928332>This exact shit is half the reason TellTale died>"Hey guys what if we do it again"The only way they can be more retarded is if they blow a million dollars to get IP rights to make a "The Boy's" game or something.
>>723935318InvisibitchBlonde BlazerPhenomaman (villain)FlambaeWaterboyothers barely get anything
>>723935318Flameburg, Invisobitch and the chick with wings seem like they will be the only story relevant heroes from your dispatch group. The rest are just there. The bat guy also seemed to listen to the conversation where Robert just blatantly said he was mecha man which also means that the Indian guy with super hearing also knows
>>723935465Here’s the difference. Telltale would make the episodes as they go, sometimes they’d go 3 or 4 months without releasing a new episode. With this game, it’s all finished and they’ll be releasing two episodes at a time every week to keep discussion alive
>>723935534let's be real does anyone actually care? shroud didn't bother killing him. he didn't have his goons kill him, he stole the reactor and walked.
>>723933291i wasn't really expecting any pushback so i was suprised when it said i "ratted" her out
>>723935901We eat rats around this office, boy
>>723930743That wasn’t jelly, that was someone else’s blood
Is it cracked yet?
>>723928332If they want to stagger the content of this "game" for a month while charging full price I'm happy to stagger my purchase until november 12
>>723932710>woke game makes the black girls actually hot for once>can't date them FUCK
Do you think we’ll actually get a beach episode?
Do QTEs matter
>>723936141Yes
>>723934096I mean I'm hoping for it but fuck knows man. Apparently there are 2 romance achievements? But maybe if we're unlucky they're both related to BB or some shit, who even knows.
>>723936360fucking brutal
>>723935474I wonder if the game will do that thing near the end where you will have to choose who to "side with" out of 3 characters.
>>723934892Honestly I expected him to be a normie who works a desk job. Never would have thought he was a super hero.
Even though the dialogue’s a little too Reddit, the only character that’s actually getting on my nerves so far is Black Einstein. Excessive fucking swearing doesn’t make you fucking cool
>>723927594It is honestly astounding that even this game is mogging limbus
>>723934173>>723934383She won before it even began
yeah I shant be playing this
>>723934181Pretty disappointing on that end but not unexpected honestly. Still it would be waste if Robert and Flambae don't be come friends or close allies as this game continues.
>>723937183I only know yung gravy
>>723937183What does it matter? Voice actors don’t write their own lines and all that matters is if they deliver it well
pretty shitty so farshould I just get the refund now?the whole thing has been railroady as all fuck so far and there's no player agency at alleven the choices you do pick just consist of>Yes>No, but actually yes.>marvel quip with some kind of reference to dicks (also yes)
>>723936435I think soI scored a perfect in the qte fight against Toxic
>>723937307>we're only hiring shit, it's not indicative of anything else!!please. this game is reddit trash and you dont need to even see the voice actor list to realize that, it just makes it funnier
>>723937406so that cinematic mode just succeeds all the QTEs or what
>>723936997For a 39 year old he swears like a 70 year old stereotypical black guy
>>723937183I guess Jacksepticeye is the Irish midgetWho does Joel Haver voice?
>>723936997>the only character that’s actually getting on my nerves so farI've found most of the cast annoying as fuckI'm hoping for more options to cause their deaths in the future (it won't happen)
>>723937567Waterboy
>>723937567The water guy
>>723927594Is there anything I can do to not get punched out by herI'm pretty sure I made the right call but feeslbadman
>>723937863nope, getting punched is a canon event
>>723937914lmao
>>723927816I think thats Angry Joe
>>723927816So we all threw alcohol on him right?
>>723937391It's telltale. It's never going to get better. Play a David Cage game if you want choices that actually matter.
>>723938113No.
>>723937183based!I also avoid all nipslop that has Aoi Yuuki, Takehito Koyasu and Rie Takahashi in its voicecast
>>723938113Throwing water is more badass
>>723938113I didn't want to risk property damage, plus the gap tooth looks weirdly good on him.
So this Blonde bitch is actually the Shroud villain "guy" right? That's the big twist
>>723938113That seemed stupid to me
>>723938113I operated on the logic that he said his skin doesn’t burn, so why would I want to make him more on fire?
>>723937183Alanah is the biggest red flags for me
>>723937914ahh, so the illusion of choice, basedI guess trying to kill the guy in the beginning doesnt do anything either
>>723938141I'm curious why they didn't just make a netflix cartoon like they clearly wanted to.>>723938113Seemed retarded when he said he doesn't burn.
>>723928693>>723927594>le normal guy is conveniently placed next to a group of people farm more amazing (literally super) than himThis is just like a shitty anime harem
>>723938035His bio says he’s from Afghanistan
>>723938361>illusion of choiceYep. The choices are just for flavour text. You don't actually get to decide anything in these "games".
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN WATERGIRL
>>723938282>plus the gap tooth looks weirdly good on him.He rocks it pretty well.
>>723938435Batman has no powers and he fucked Wonder Woman
>>723938556No longer canon.
>>723938556And?Comics are literally written by losers that self insert into characters they didnt even create
>>723938362>The project was initially envisioned to be live action, and the team was inspired by This Is SportsCenter commercials from ESPN. However, due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the project was shut down, and the studio's attention pivoted to other games such as The Wolf Among Us 2. The project eventually was repurposed into Dispatch
The narrative of the game tries to trick the player into hating phenomaman by making you feel cucked and humiliated, but the dude is just an autistic humanoid space alien so I'm pretty sure he didn't intend on humiliating the MC. The real antagonist is the blond bimbo. Fuck that blond bitch for leading us like that. Cheating slut.
>>723938483Ugh, i never played a game like this before but I like the writing and characters so far but im hoping it doesn't go down the predictable path I have a feeling it will
>>723938673>Fuck that blond bitch for leading usfuck you mean "us"
>>723938627And? And you got proven wrong you greaseball
>>723938705better to think of it as a cartoon or tv show that is occasionally interrupted by a mobile game
>>723938767Wrong about what....? Are you a retarded third worlder?
>>723938737Player (anon) and Robert are us. I self-insert to a degree.
I think Brainbook from the Tutorial Dispatch mission looked the cutest of the girls honestly.
>>723938810>…You pakis sure do like calling other people third worlders
>>723938316>>723938362>>723938197I operated on the logic that it would be funny and I was right
>>723938826she didn't lead me anywhereI shut her down at every opportunitythe scene with budget Omni man was just her saying she didn't want me to tag along on her date, which who the fuck would want that shit anyway
>>723938951Free dinner?
>>723938951ah you are more based then me. i pay my respects to your stonecold incel attitude. i still have much to learn.i said i want to join just to spite her, but they don't take you with them anyhow.
>>723928332Capeshit outside of movies has always been episodic, even going as far back as radio shows. So this fits the theme
>>723938870lmao, be honest, which third world country are you from?I really wanna know which brownoid corner of the earth thinks ... means paki
>>723938737>invites you out for drinks>starts dropping innuendos>wants to relocate to somewhere more secluded>starts touching you while staring into your eyes>not leading you onhave you ever interacted with a woman romantically?
>>723938113Absolutely, and loved it when he appeared the next day with singed eyebrows. I hope they stay like that the entire game. That's probably the only piece of actual reactivity.
>>723939036>>723939052I am a Robert on a mission. And that mission is to kill Shroud (Blonde Blaze). I will not be lead astray by mediocre pussy. If they get some top shelf I may be swayed, but I have yet to see it.
>>723939082Stop projecting so hard, you’re making it so obvious
>>723939121Don't get me wrong. I'm not interested in Blazer or Invisigal for that matter.
>>723939092In order to be "lead on", you have to follow.
>My name is not important. What’s important is what I’m going to do. I just fucking hate Shroud…
>>723939210hell yesvengeance at all costs
>>723939170I thought the demoness girl was cute, but it turns out she is dating sonar and/or they have some degen relationship. fuck california, fuck corpocuck propaganda and fuck libs.
>>723939149Let me take a guess, are you a pajeet? Not the biggest expert on that dogshit side of the earth but even I know you street shitting jeets dont like pakisPlease do the needful and confirm your location sir
>>723928332Telltale made good money at one point and then fell apart. Hard to say if its a good strategy or not.
>>723939269lmao
>>723928332that is so stupid. It makes sense for amazon prime so you stay subbed to their shit ass platform but why do it on a full priced game you bought
>>723939269>Wants to date a literal demon>Calls her a degen when she won’t fuck himThe duality of Christ cucks
>>723939269>I thought the demoness girl was cute, but it turns out she is dating sonarThat's too bad, I had my eyes on Flambae.
>>723927594The story is just going to end up being shroud is the dad of the MC and blonde blazer and the dispatch are all apart of his company isn't it? Foreshadowing from the front with talking about his dad and then the villain not killing him for no reason.
>>723939362They couldn't get funded to make their cartoon but by god they are going to make it feel exactly like a TV show. Not a Netflix show where you can binge it all at once, but a shitty free to air TV show from 30 years ago where you had to wait week to week.Isn't that fun? Can you feel the hype?
>>723939447either that or she's shroudit's going to be some incredibly lame shit like that
Have you seen this man?
>>723939392you have a point ngl, but >Calls her a degen when she won’t fuck himthis isn't why i called her a degen.
Do any of the choices fucking matter. Even when I don't go for blondie she awkwardly reveals she has a boyfriend and the music acts like Phenomenamaman is cucking me. The guy did nothing wrong, why do they want me to hate him?
So anons seem to say romance is possible with >Blonde superwoman (maybe)>Angry brown tomboybut apparently NOT >neither reasonably attractive black women, either the one with wings or the flashy pink/blue one. However, what about >Megamilk Tiefling ?
>>723939538You did it because you’re jealous of a Harvard graduate
>>723939601>Do any of the choices fucking matterNo.
>>723939615Nuh uh.
>>723939528Shroud knew about whatever the hell about the boosters so more likely the dad, someone who's piloted it. It would be funny if it was his grandpa instead.
>>723939615budget Karlach is fucking budget Manbat
>>723928332I don't see why not. If they dropped a big story based game all at once people force themselves to binge it or avoid discussing it all together to avoid spoilers. Releasing it over time keeps people talking about it.
Have you been Sonarmaxxing?
>>723939615tiefling is a blatant magik copy which is why i wanted her.
>>723939732I burst out laughing when I read her powers
>>723939269>>723939280>>723939392>>723939470Demoness girl is a lesbo who is roomies with Sonar, the comics showthat.
>>723939668>about the boostersYeah it reeks of insider tech knowledgeOr some kind of ripoff of Forge
>>723939447Shrouds identity was revealed at the start, and they were both on the hero team together. The twist will be that his dad or granddad stole the tech from Shroud and the heros were the true villains.
>>723939679That's disappointing. I figured the bat was way too much of a douchebag STONKS bro for the tiefling to be interested. I thoght in the demo her story was she literally fucked off from Hell against the rules, so if she wanted a whole bunch of corpo ladder climber investment bankers or evil lawyer stereotypes she'd be climbing over piles of them back 'home'. Ah well.
>>723927594did she rape that guy in the ass?
>>723939865>Shrouds identity was revealed at the startwhat
>>723939837What comics
>Tall demon muscle mommy who can create a portal to anywhere>Only has 2 Vigor and MobilityChat, is she stupid?
>>723939865>heros were the true villains.Then why does Shroud look like a fucking bad guy bruh. He can just choose to look normal.. unless he is trying to fit in with villains to get his revenge by killing the dad and seizing the astral core but that sounds unnecessary.
>>723939931
>>723939919In the news report. Maybe I'm wrong but the game doesn't have fast forward so I won't check.
>>723927594are there any actually meaningful choices that change the story in this or is it just "yes, no(yes), yes(sarcastic), bad end"
>>723940009Pretty sure that was Shroud in costume and the other guy was your pops right? Or did I get that wrong
>>723939919You see his mugshot on the news before the skittlegang steal the tv. He was arrested after he killed robert's dad
>>723940067yes
>>723940067It's a tv show bro
>>723940004I shan't be reading these
>>723940087anyone have a screen?>>723940147based
>>723940004wtf everyone is paired up romantically. the mc only has skanky tomboy and the blonde cheating whore to court. i guess the manlet getting the hot black girl will at least make short niggas happy.
>>723940067Even the donut you pick doesn't change
>>723940194
>>723940173
>>723940285thank you brothat's a patsy for sure
>No significant sale/discounts from legit keysellersThat's kind of strange. This is a bigger game with obvious money behind it not to be on Fanatical, GMG, Humble etc. I'm interested, but I'n not inclined to pay full price. Guess I can wait for it to go on a half off sale
>>723940004>literally everyone has a love interestSo who are YOUR love interests? Just the generic blonde and the tomboy?
>>723927594game good or badbe honest plz might buy
>>723940185I wonder who Flambae is paired up with
>>723940359So it would appear, unfortunately.
>>723940338>I'm not inclined to pay 10 bucksjesus you pajeets are grossly poor
>>723927816Chopping Chimpanzee
>>723940338>>723940367just torrent it. gofile(dot)io/d/q6EOpyi dont think its worth buying. its fun to watch and has interesting story, but choices dont really matter at all so its not really a game really.
>>723940359Just be grateful they didn't force fag shit onto us
>>723940410Waterboy? Prism?
>>723940410with that fag ass name probably Royd
>>723940367It's a pretty good show but 25 for 90 mins of content is kind of a big ask imo. Either wait for full episode release or atleast 2nd week so there's a bit more content, the demo is basically half of episode 2 aswell.
>>723940359Based on the achievements Robert has two possible romantic interests or he ends up alone. It's very likely Blazer and Invisigal.
>these episodes can be completed before the refund period is even up>all the choices lead to the same outcome in every situation, doesn't matter if it's a big choice or a small onelollmaoFucking Telltale
>>723940520>Either wait for full episode releasewdym? The game is not even out yet or what? I thought the game was already completed.>>723940474No thanks, I'm not poor.
>>723940497I doubt it. According to the wiki. Flambae and Prism seem to be as thick as thieves. Don't know if they're an item but they are friendly with one another. Hyping each other up about their looks.
>>723940338Its 3 gigabytes, just pirate it and buy merch if you're a moralfag
>>723940554There's no skip dialog button because they know people will run over the refund window wasting time to see the other choices
day 1 player count?
>>723940602Only the first 2 episodes, there's 8 in the full game and we get 2 episodes per week. Didn't really have a problem with the concept but the episode length (about 40ish mins) really put me off from it.
Why is he called Flambae if he's Afghan?
>>723940554Its AdHoc Studio
>>723940807It's Telltale with a gay ribbon
>>723940751
>>723940796If you buy the game now, you get the full package, right?
>>723927954We hope when they are drunk they are less Karen's, as I interpret it.
>>723940798It's a supervillain alias.
the blonde lady is just so full of red flags and gives me the creeps. she keeps trying to flirt with you even though she has a bf but also at the same time beats you over the head about how she's being unprofessional. She's either evil or a bad person desu. At least invisigal is honest about being an asshole
>>723928332Has episodic content ever worked? Seems like it always goes unfinished.
>>723927954The capeshit crowd overdid the 'diversity superman' trope and damsal in distress is overrated, so now it's just pure-girl-corrupted-by-substance
>>723940918She also can’t feel anything unless she downs a gallon of pure alcohol
>>723940918She probably can't even feel non supe dick. She accidentally flirts with Rob the same way a woman does to a child they don't see as an actual sexual being.
>>723941064Anon, I…
>>723940863Yeah you get the game now you still get the episodes for free when they finally release>>723940968I doubt Life Is Strange would ever have become as big as it did if it was not for the episodic format. Telltales walking dead also gave them a lot of exposure with episodic releases so it isn't all bad.
>>723941039she also referred to the bathrooms as bio something. shes definitely a fuckin alien or robot or some shit. she tries too hard to be friendly
>>723940851
>>723929715
>>723940968Has it ever not worked? All videogames with episodes initially print billions.
The only way they can redeem blonde is if she is some sort of childhood friend that he doesn't recognize or forgot, or someone that Mecha Man (MC) saved years ago so she has a crush on him. Otherwise she is just a manipulative cunt.
>>723941138What was the user base of prior telltale games on Steam?
>>723941101Thanks, gonna buy it now then before they increase the price tag.
>>723941162She's a strong and powerful woman who can make her own decisions.
>>723941123I think they’re going with she’s just a massive corpo angle
>>723941162They're going to do the>baits you into thinking the boyfriend is evil, but he's just misunderstood>so you hate the woman for leading you on, but she's just naive>your anger now has nowhere to go>the next person you see becomes the target of your angerpipelineThe double fakeout emotional manipulation method
>>723927650*Invisgal threadFtfy niggy
>controls fire>Immune to fire but not his hair
>>723931082He's Robin with the Warmachine armor. Gets his ass destroyed and losing the suit but he has a ton of hand to hand combat experience which kind of goes unexplained. Kind of begs the question as to why he didn't downsize the suit instead of trying to repair it.
>>72394119810-12k
>>723941370Well then, nothing out of the ordinary.
Why does she smoke like a Yakuza character?
>>723941292just kill me or ima do a shooting
>>723941370No wonder they went under.This >>723937183 has got to inflate the budget some, no?
>>723941363>hand to hand combat experience which kind of goes unexplained. My understanding is that the suit is likely saved for going against people with super powers. Robert can fight the grunts outside of the suit.>Kind of begs the question as to why he didn't downsize the suit instead of trying to repair it.He said he was pretty much just patching it for years and years. He probably didn't even have the money to downsize the suit.
As an asthmatic that trained in martial arts for 15 yearsInvisibitch is shit (I like her)
>>723940359>>literally everyone has a love interestwhat about the black chick?
>>723941570>>723940004
>>723931082>>723931235>>723931358>>723941363>dad builds a mecha>son becomes the pilotcommon mecha trope
>>723941123>she also referred to the bathrooms as bio somethingCould just be an MMO player biobreak is a classic
>>723937729>>723937654>not SpitshineMissed opportunity.Also I think mid season or later he will betray the company to shroud to enhance his powers.
>no option to say "the next time one of you fags pipes up, you're on the list for the next Sewer Janitor dispatch I getFuck you Bob Bobbinson. Say something 'I'm your superior and decide if you return to jail'-esque
>>723941652>brb bioyeah that shit was cringe as fuck
>>723941612The blacker chick
Is it over for mecha bros?
>>723941730He will probably get the suit back in the final episode.
>>723941676this isn't baldur's gate niggayou will get the cuck dialog ONLY and you will be happy
>>723939280They made money on the first season of TWD. They operated on a loss every time after that.
>>723941730believe in the me who believes in you
>>723941676Making empty threats like that is more draining of authority than just saying nothing. There's no indication that Bobby has any ability to actually get these people sent to jail and in fact we already know that these guys have destroyed the car of the previous dispatcher and had no punishment. They're also fully capable of just ignoring his orders and not going where he tells them to if they don't feel like it, which they do multiple times and, again, are not punished. Rabonzo has NO actual ability to punish them and everyone knows it.
>>723941846good
I like the idea and the gameplay itself isn't necessarily bad atop the VN stuff, but if the >There's no real choices to make, you can say different stuff but it doesn't affect anything is disappointing as fuck if true. Now given that some anons are talking about how there are achievements for picking one of two love interests or none o them, that at least seems like some kind of choice, but if the only choices are some sort of relationship or lack thereof and/or a last minute ending thing, that's still underwhelming for the kind of game with budget we have here. Or is there evidence there's more possibility for outcomes or story branches, both large and small, to change because of choices you make, your successes and/or failures etc?
>>723941416She's half Ryukyuan
>>723939447Im betting that shroud works for SDN who assassinated his dad to remove a powerful hero and make a bigger need for SDN. For villains they go by NDS or NeerDowell Syndicate and take money from villains to enhance them or coordinate them into more profitable operations.
>>723941947What the fuck are you talking about retard? He has full authority to send you to places you don't want to be, while talking to petty people that care about their social standing. Sending them to a sewer is literally more powerful than a death threatLikewise, he genuinely does have full authority over them. This isn't a newly-promoted middle manager abusing his power out of insecurity but who has ability to actually do anything without red tape. The entire point of his job is that he singlehandedly decides whether this program is scrapped, and they return to jail afterBlonde Bimbo told you herself. Everyone's given up on the program. His only role there is to 'rehabilitate' people and 'maybe' make use of them. He is genuinely their final lifeline and the difference between them just returning to prison, and their instinct is to insult him for 2 minutes straight on hearing him say 5 words. Literally the only excuses they might have is that the 'haven't heard' that he's their final hope, and assume a new guy will replace him once hazedDid you even play the story nigger
>>723942107I think the issue is the first two episodes are basically the prologue so there’s not really any stakes yet
>>723928332Dunno but its kinda nice to have discussion
>>723942137Big talk coming from someone who wears sunglasses at night
>>723929314seriously the one downside of her look. Otherwise she's hot.
>>723941632>common mecha tropethat was Amuro, Kamille made the Zeta and wouldnt cry like a bitch about having to patch it>>723941730mecha and cuckoldry go hand in hand, at least the devs got that right>>723941416vaping looks so gay
>>723942107have you never played a telltale game before?none of the shit matters and you get railroaded toward the same ending no matter whatjust think of it as a tv show and you experience will be better offTHIS IS NOT A VIDEO GAME
>>723942246>vaping looks so gayYou know what's better? Not destroying your lungs with any substance. Just breathe air.
>>723941416
>>723933291>Report what happened on camera>You ratted on me!What? Well whatever told em the bitch socked me as she's most likely going to be a problem anyway. That said I do have hope for her as she does seem to have her heart in the right place and just has a discipline/authority problem. She seemed genuinely happy and that was probably the best shift she ever had only for us to tell her she fucked up (which she did but again from her reasoning her heart was in the right place)
>>723942409but that's boring
>>723942246The MKII was built by Kamille's dad.
>>723942409Smoking looks cool thoughbeit. Shame that public healthcare means spending your money on retards like me.
>>723933740Rob's Rogues>>723934058My guess is she is with Not Omniman as part of some company publicity stuff and not actually into him. However Not Omniman being as autistic as he is doesn't get it.
>>723942479So she just punches you no matter what choices you make. Cool.
heavily astroturfed game
>>723942479She broke all of the prime directives
>>723940004Prism is safe? Based.
>>723941123Bio-break is a common term, first in gaming circles but adopted by corporate speak. You see its a very vague phrase that neither indicates the act nor any implications of gender.If you want to take the real depressing route it could also have been adopted by corporate people because of the swelling number of employees who have to inject insulin and the phrase only works for that.
>>723938113Yes. I had a brief moment of "wait shit" after I hit the button thinking it might set the place on fire but it worked out in the end
>>723934929I also played the pirate version on a computer with a whitelist firewall. The game was not given permission. Those stats made me paranoid as fuck.
>>723927594>Faggots still shilling dispatch even after it was outted for being cuck shit Capeshit cucks gonna cuck
>>723942531It might look cool but I already have asthma. Don't need to wreck my respiratory system any further. At least you have that resource and it's not solely privatized.
How does Invisinigger get to places faster than everyone else with a disease that cripples you after 40 seconds of exercise even if you've trained your whole ass life
>>723942791uber
>>723942791InvisihorseThe horse also has asthma
>>723938437>from Afghanistan >power is exploding in flamesbravo Telltale
>>723942607She's close friends with Flambae.
>Can go invisible when she holds her breath>Has asthma ooph
>>723927954>dude what if superheros were actually messed up and degenerate>sudden
>>723942993wasn't there some gay show where some cunt had a power like that?they could stop time while holding their breath or some other bullshit
>>723927954Alcoholism is the western equivalent of anime girls whose only personality flaw is being unable to cook
>>723942993To be fair, it's not as antithetical a downside as it sounds. As an asthmatic, I don't have an issue with holding my breath. It's only during exercise where the airways constrict that it matters, and if you're not taking in new oxygen the constricted airways don't mean muchHolding your breath is actually one of the ways to slow oxygen deprivation/lightheadedness when having an asthma attack. Likewise, you're meant to hold your breathe when using an inhaler.tl;dr asthma affects oyxgen intake, not what's already in you. But you are likely to have weaker lungs just because it's harder to exercise
>>723942993>Speedster>Using your speed accelerates your agingOopsie poopsie
>>723943115are you talking about fucking Guldo from dragon ball?
>>723943246nah there was a live action show that did it toobut Guldo works
Hows aaron paul?
>>723943246>>723943115Are you thinking of Invisible Boy from Mystery Men who can only go invisible when noone is watching?
>>723941064teacher or aunt?>>723940004that workplace must be hell for HHRR, everyone's doing each other
>>723936997no it actually does, he felt like a Tarantino char. the moment he started speaking I knew the writing was good in the demo.
>>723943210>ages 50 times faster>he's like 90 or something nowEven if he was unaware of how his powers really worked, how did he unironically maintain use of his power for like 2 years of pure power time. wtf did he doAlso how did he not realize what was going on by the time he looked 50, let alone almost-dead
>>723940475(((forced))) man you people need to be bullied more
>nose ringI hate commifornian s()ylennials
>>723941416She's a retard
>>723943671Which is better, to make up for the areas the characters are lacking in, or pump up the stats they’re already good in?
>>723943671Her INT isn't that bad compared to the rest of the squad. She's shit at charisma
>>723943671If you max her int does she speedrun her bitch-delinquent arc and character development 4 episodes early
>>723937183Holy slop that's terrible.
>>723937183>charlie is the bat guy>alanah pierce is the devil woman
>>723942479Its obvious that the story is saying she needs to be held to the standards of a hero. She made the call to protect the civilian even if attacking the villain might have been the correct call and achieving the that goal.
>>723943743I've been putting into stats that are lacking to increase the odds of a successful mission on the chance the dot lands just outside their attributes. The more of the graph they fill up the better imo
>>723943776>Max Flambae's Intelligence>He assassinates you in your sleep
>>723933291Does the donut on the computer happen no matter what? Or is only if you cover for her punching you? I kinda just assume she's always in the room now ever since her introduction
>>723944062You can finish the game in the refund windowYou don't have to spend shit
>>723943115There is the awesomes where his time stop powers gave him nose bleeds and then Yo Yo in Agents of ShHIELD who could slow time down to an extreme but she could only do so for the length of a single beat of her heart after which she is whipped back to her starting place.
>>723944095I'll give you 1 guess.
>>723943189nobody here knows how asthma works. now SHUT UP YOU NERD IM STEALING YOUR INHALER
>>723944095Nothing matters in this game, so it's probably there regardless
>>723944031only drawback I think with that is for raw skill check ones as the "choice" missions require a certain score in a single stat depending on what choice you make
>>723944118i believe you will actually do that, too, anon>implying it makes up for unironically investing time in this trashit doesnt
>>723944156>and then Yo Yo in Agents of ShHIELD who could slow time down to an extreme but she could only do so for the length of a single beat of her heart after which she is whipped back to her starting placeyeah that's what I was thinking of
>>723943492I think its a racist joke about "black dont crack" or rather he didn't notice his rapid aging until he was well past elderly.
>>723944158I don't wanna be pessimistic and say it doesn't matter so I'll say no it doesn't always appear
>>723944062It’s propped up by e-celebs. Hence why nobody gave a shit until it came out, and now we magically have two threads with 300 posts up at the same time.Little char monkeys do it for free.
>>723941846Except on Minecraft Story Mode of all games
>jannoid deleted my post about the brownoid violating united states lawreally makes you think
>>723944081I wonder what his real name is.
>>723944246Minecraft story mode was kino. Great music, great characters, and the choices mattered sometimes.
>>723944234see >>723942275
>>723944286Announcing reports is not permitted, so they removed the FBI post tooThe intriguing part is that they removed the report posts instantly, but let the illegal posts simmer for 5-10 minutes
>>723939959Vigor I can buy being at 2 but yeah, mobility should be higher, shouldn't it? Or maybe it's that they actually start applying themselves and doing shit once they decide to get serious and this is just them fucking around?
why is it that a porno dating game developed by one nig puts all these actual studio games to shame
>>723944427>porno dating game developed by one nigwhich one, there's a gorillion of em
>>723944227To elaborate on that further, if he was super fit because of his powers then he would be probably doing fantastic physically inspite of his physical age. I dont know if his powers would have other side effects to explain his rapid deterioration like a high metabolism or needing a high level of exercise and his body loss a ton of muscle with him intentionally not keeping up that intense level of activity.
>>723944491there's only one worth a damn
>>723944393im forgetful, i should have worded it differently anywaystill typical trannitor behavior all things considered
>>723927594Just finished the game. I can fix her. I definitely feel the vibe between her and Robert. I can't wait for next week. Also I don't know if I'm in the minority but Blondie doesn't do a thing to me. Rejected her every advance.
>>723944515you're putting more thought into this than the writers did>speed made man oldthat's all they did and no it doesn't mean anything more than that, nor will it ever impact anything
Is he hot?
>>723944569a blonde haired blue eyed white woman?you know most of these nigs fell for that shit hook, line, and sinker
>>723944592>Yo Mistah White, how do I get these heroes to stop acting like bitches?
>>723944081kek
>>723944427Game studios overrun with libs and commies ironically do not give we the PEOPLE what we want (big titty cat girlfriend simulators) so they are dying, simple as.
>>723944653>so they are dyingFULL BLOWN ERECTION
>>723944569Blondie is hot and I like her but Invisibitch is also neat in a potential opposites attract kinda way. I can imagine a potential hate sex moment between them especially if you go with options that set her off
>>723944592>Yo Xbox
>>723944569I'm with you, really not into BB.
Was actually fun.I got 11/12 missions correct. I didn't let the bat go meat his hero and the fucking leprechaun guy failed the mission. Whoops.It's actually annoying how little intelligent people there are on the team. The bat is the smartest one and he becomes retarded after being sent out.Most sent hero was the flying knife lady.
>>723944592He's small in stature
>>723935474>>723935318Phenomaman seems legit too fucking stupid to be a secret villain.
>>723944734sounds like we had the exact same outcomeexcept I think my most used was invisalign
>>723944705I'm into Invisigal not for the hate sex aspect but the fact that she seems to really want to make Robert proud of her. She plays with the mock salute thing and bought him a doughnut. She only smashes the doughnut once she got scolded by him. Classic dadless behavior that is really hot. And she wears pink too! She's literally just western Yukari.
>>723944792not just stupid but actually mentally retarded
They're making Not!Omniman out to be the villain, but the way the blonde acts makes me think she's actually trying to ride the corporate ladder through him, and that's why she actually cares about their date just being the two of themShe's a gold digger that's only going to switch to the MC at the end when she loses her paypig over something dumb
tfw jumpscare schlong
>>723944734You need to start Sonarmaxxing. Make sure you send him out on a combat mission after he transforms and he’ll turn back to his regular form after he complete it.
>>723944705I'm into Invisigal because I want to bleach her, simple as.
>>723944871what's the betting line on there being a pussy shot in the game to balance things out?
>>723944854SUBSCREEBER
>>723944857Not!Omniman didn't really strike me as bad. Dude just seemed like a genuinely autistic alien >>723944923I'm thinking we'll get tits at least
>>723929314the whole point is that it's degrading, just like women used to wear chokers to let everyone know they love sucking dick
>>723944923 given that this image >>723936413 is on the deluxe edition cover, its higher than we think
>>723944734>I got 11/12 missions correct. I didn't let the bat go meat his hero and the fucking leprechaun guy failed the mission. Whoops.>>723944807>sounds like we had the exact same outcomeWhat the fuck, the exact same shit happened to me. And that was also the only mission I failed out of the 12. RIGGED! SONAR SYMPHATIZERS.
>>723944923No chance. Penises are seem as inherently comedic and boobs are moderately acceptable as fan service, but vaginas are seen as purely pornographic if visible
>>723944592What the fuck was invisibitch talking about a dad bod? This fucker has a top 20th percentile body for an amerilard.
>>723936413Calling it now. That cat mascot person is going to be the mastermind
>>723944923+2400>>723944951>I'm thinking we'll get tits at least+1450
>>7239449234% odds of that happeningBut when I saw that dick, I immediately noted that the chance of Blonde Blazer and Invisigal tits went from 50% to 90%
>>723945020I didn’t use Jacksepticeye once. He seems kinda useless
>>723945043Not sixpack = deserves insulting by roastie writers
>>723945046They do be sus, always hiding in the background
>>723945067I dunno he ended up being one of my more used ones since he's a good balance for tanking and charisma. Flambe was the only one I ended up not using at all
>>723943743>Which is better, to make up for the areas the characters are lacking in, or pump up the stats they’re already good in?I'm always pumping the already good stats because I aim to specialize my squad and not make them jack of all trades. I just need one person as the balance guy in case a call needs like an intelligent hero twice in a row.
>>723945095Relax, Invisigal is already slobbering over Bob's scars on her second appearance
>>723945103>Remember that time your computer was littered with your favorite donut?>It was meeee Robby!
>>723945120Flambae was a cunt to me and kept refusing to do missions
>>723945135She literally commented on them in the same conversation. I'm not "upset" about whether she likes him or not, but that it's being called a dadbod at all. It's roastie writing. No male writer would call that dadbod
>>723945135No she's not! Fuck Robert
>>723943743My strategy is to try to make the heroes stand out on one stat then shore up a bit so that they aren't completely min maxed and have 2 or 3 stats that are relatively high. But I'll keep their lowest stats low.I don't remember exactly, but I believe I ended the episode with Invisigal at 5 Mobility, the demon and Coop at 5 Combat and Sonar at 5 Intelligence
These fight scenes have some good choreography
>>723945180You're upset that a woman.... talks like how a woman talks?
>>723945020Wait wtf I had this exact same outcome, same %.There's definitely something going on here.
>>723945234>if I keep saying he's upset it's trueRetard>woman talks like womanYou mean a woman talks how a roastie writer thinks 'cool' women talk. If you're gonna make a character's entire personality dick jokes and sex, at least let them have accurate insults about bodies
>>723945345The percentage being the same makes sense, to be fair. The percentages are just the overlaps of charts between what's needed and what the hero has. An unupgraded Punchup is always gonna have a 56% chance to win that particular mission by himself.
>>723945345>>723945429Yeah I just realized that right after posting it. I'm retarded.Guess we both lost the (almost) coin flip.
>>723932380
>>723945370I'm the anon that originally told you to relax and I'm not the anon you're replying to right now.
>>723945474>bushdropped
1 charm.1 intellect.5 Vigor.5 Mobility.1 Combat.
>>723945474>>723945521go be humongous faggots somewhere else
>>723931841This is the Police is way too grimdark to be fun. I'm fucking tired of that shit. I'm honestly tempted to just go to old Popcap games instead of shit that thinks it always needs to be edgy to tell a mature story.
They're gonna do some stupid joke about how Robert doesn't have a dick and it's just Invisiwhore hiding it
>>723945562What's your problem?
>>723944569Am I the only one who doesn't really care for either BB or Invisigal?
>>723945602you, faggot
>>723927594How is the game?(movie), is there actual romance? I want to fuck a hot superhero woman
>>723945534what are Orgasmo's stats?
>>723945605Yes, they're one-note as fuck and overplayed tropesI'm okay with Invisigal because I like brash types but the choices are still incredibly binary
>>723945663Would you rather the choices be…nonbinary?
>>723945562>>723945627Here at /v/DN, we love diversity.
I got the impression they were trying to railroad you into not using Flambe, most of the missions were situations that would've been straight up disastrous if you threw fire into the mix.My prediction is that Shroud is Robert from the future where Chase sacrifices his remaining lifespan to send him back and he needs that power source thing for something
>>723934892For me buddy just kept getting stomped out, but he does stand up for himself
>>723945683No I want to fuck the Bookbitch in the tutorial
>>723945630slim pickings, one is a cheating gold digger and the other is a retarded pervert
>>723945698Robert's wife is so pretty...
>>723945736Blonde may be a gold digger, but she did not cheat.
>>723945705There was already a superhero video game that did that twist
>>723945783She's actively encouraging cheating in a way even dense bimbos would figure out earlier. She was using innuendos long before she was actually drunk
I hope this game succeeds, is very fun the whole way through and AdHoc makes a game that isn't capeshit next.
>>723939269It just said she's his NA sponsor. She's supposed to help him prevent himself from relapsing. What the fuck are you on about?
>>723945783emotionally she did and in some cases physically too
>>723945736Invis is not a pervert
>>723945808>>723945831Honestly, I just take it as her trying to be company-office tier convincing but ending up being romance-tier manipulative by accident. It's a stretch with the way the scenes are written, but that's just exaggerated capeshit.
>>723945818I hope it fails completely and so viciously that the studio is shut down>>723945843she was perving on Robert while he was getting changedshe probably watches people shitting like Translucent
>>723945502
>>723945843>cock dick sex fuck squirting ass balls: The Character>not a pervertShe has invisible powers. Part of her time as a villain was definitely just watching people jerk off in their rooms
>>723945868>Honestly, I just take it asyou sound like a cuck
>>723937183I fucking love Joel Haver
>start the gameFUCK FUCK FUCK BITCH SHIT FUCK FUCK SHITThe novelty of caped superheroes and villains swearing wore off ages ago. And even the goody two shoes and yet shady Blonde chick swearing like a sailor also got old fast.
>>723945913I got the impression that she was more so snooping because she likes drama and wanted to have the scoop on the newest hire. She did pretty well for it too, since she learned his super hero identity AND learned that her boss was cheating.
>>723945986>snooping because she likes dramashe 100% has watched people in the employee bathrooms
>>723945996How is he phasing through her butt like that?
>>723946062Isn't that called hotdogging?
>>723946061do you think she likes watching Roid's shake dance?
>>723930026Sauce for pic?
>>723945796NTA but this game is old man. Wouldn't be surprised if they do something similar.
>>723937729Actually not a bad performance from waterboy.MoistCritikal's voice is very jarring, though. Also, whoever the toxic guy is at the start was also pretty bad.
>>723946656Yeah the 'The Situation is Crazy' guy did not sound different than when he's just rambling in front of a camera.
>>723946861That's probably exactly why they got him. Deadpan snarky bat guy
>>723941264>>723941123I'm getting bad vibes from her. I think she'll turn out to have a superiority complex and believe regular humans are lesser. Meanwhile, Phenomaman will just be severely autistic and a red herring.
>>723944592he has half an ear>>723944745>I IIjust like my my NTR H game threads>>723944923negative chances. even GTA stops at penises. also the dialogue in this game sounds like it was made with women in mind so there are better chances of seeing one of the female heroes having intercourse with an anthropomorphized bear
>>723946474お前の表情を確かめたい but the FeMC is a filthy cheaterpretty fitting for a thread like this one>>723946656>Also, whoever the toxic guy is at the start was also pretty badI mean he is a shitty goon, Im not expecting an Ardyn
>>723945705>spoilerHe knows where he lives. He has better tech. He could literally juat hack the robot and order it to walk to him. Or just sneak in to steal it when robert is outActuall, he could do it right now. Toxic freed himself from his restraints, he knows where Robert lives
