>He Mechaquit the press conference instead of standing up for himself>He ratted her colleague out to mommy>His call success rate is above the 10th percentile>He still wants to fuck Phenomaman's sloppy seconds
>cuck shitwhy are jews so cartoonishly evil?
Blonde Blazer is gonna turn out to be an evil bitch. It's so obvious.
Hell no I beat the guy up and I ain't no snitch
>>723969825Pseudo-NTR is the lazy writer's tool to make people invested in romance. Love triangles have been a thing forever. Look at all the garbage fiction for women.
>>723969914I thought so too but now that she has the cuck angle going I no longer believe so
>>723969594JUSTICE FOR PMAN
>>723969594i was antagonistic as possible to invisigal and then i got to the donut at my desk scene and i felt really bad about it. i'm not changing my choices though, thats the authentic experience
>>723969594>Took the press' punches like a champ>Did not rat>12/12>Want to fuck Invisicute Nothing wrong with me
>>723970236She always punches you as far as I know
>>723970407yeah but i ratted her out and kept berating her
>>723969594>we skipped the wolf among us 2 for this capeshit
>>723969594>>He Mechaquit the press conference instead of standing up for himselfYeah, I regret that, to be honest. I'm too conditioned to games having a gotcha on me if I do anything else but the """reasonable""" option.>>He ratted her colleague out to mommyI still haven't found a convincing argument to lie on Invisigal's behalf when you get asked what happened. It's an unnatural way to respond in that situation, doesn't make any sense with the character dynamics and Blonde Blazer has done way more for you than the bitch that can't even follow simple commands.>His call success rate is above the 10th percentileNah, I'm good at management games>He still wants to fuck Phenomaman's sloppy secondsNah lol
>>723970663Pman is such a broFuck the evil yakubian whore
>>723969594All that really depends on the chose you make.You CAN stand up for yourself during the conference.You CAN cover for invisibitch.You CAN be in the 1% tile if you success in every single mission.You can also not simp for the main girl.
>>723970236>>723970468She deserves it, though. She needs to listen the fuck up. I'm trying to shape her into a proper hero.
>>723970191>we still have people simping for BBlemaoWhat are we doin?!
>>723970946What am I looking at?
>>723970895stop abusing invisigirl, she's trying her best :(
>>723971105Deluxe edition american manga
>>723969594>Phenomaman's sloppy secondsqrd?
>>723969594>He Mechaquit the press conference instead of standing up for himselfGuilty as charged; I don't give my time to sharks>He ratted her colleague out to mommyI sorta got her position so I kept it in, not a peep from me>His call success rate is above the 10th percentile1%, it was rather easy>He still wants to fuck Phenomaman's sloppy secondsYeah, I'm going to cuck him just for fun
>>723971216All she needs to do is listen to my orders and we're good.
>>723971105The Pman x BB comic
>>723971227>>723971292I thought that comic was locked until later. Datamined?
how nice of pman to invite us for DINNER
>>723971393I hope he made lotsa SPAGHETTI
>>723971369Just one panel
>>723970191why this girl rizzing Mechaman in the beginning if she has a bf?
>>723971252>>723958594
>>723971610ok but did they fuck or notmy purchase depends on her hymen's status
>>723971545She's a bit shit at communication, which is rather ironic given her job. She frequently forgets details that would be pertinent later, says weird shit all the time, is White Girl Racist to people on occasion, and... well, she's just not great at picking her words.
>>723971393What happen if you accept the invitation? Im too lazy to go for a second playthrough
>a rude tsundere tomboy with a secret crush on you>in a western 2025 gameH O W
>>723971738Consider it non existing. Bitch probably plowed several hundred guys before you.
>>723972041It's a trap. She actually hates men.
>>723972053as long as they don't mention any past relationships then I can assume they never happened >b-but realistically, a girl like her would have...don't carenot mentioned? not canon
>>723969594 >He Mechaquit the press conference instead of standing up for himselfNo, I mechabrutalized the reporter. >He ratted her colleague out to mommyYes, she was being a little bitch >His call success rate is above the 10th percentile12/12 >He still wants to fuck Phenomaman's sloppy secondsI'd absolutely smash the fuck out of the blonde
How large is Blonde Blazer's secret harem? We should be worried.
>>723972041>>723972145she's canonically a pervert who watches him change btw
>>723969594>He ratted her colleague out to mommy>He still wants to fuck Phenomaman's sloppy secondsI did neither of these things. I'm going to dick this asian tomboy who gave me a donut down if it's the last goddamn thing I do.
>>723972582Or she's a dyke and sees you as a friend at best.
>>723971610>What if Omniman but autistic?So...Omniman?
>>723972582Can't wait until she fucks up and reveals it because of her asthma.
>>723971545She was drunk, her bf acts like a fag and MC has wit and stoic masculinity
Which one did you pick, /v/ros?
>>723972685she literally said she got wet after seeing his upper body and said how shes into his scars to the rest of the z team
>female characters are allowed to romance MC onlyfucking weebs
>>723970109
>>723972010There's been no time for any consequences to that action, but there probably won't be any differences anyways. Other than maybe it getting mentioned offhand. It'd be kino if they actually animated a small montage if you accepted, though.
>>723973137jelly donuts, i want her to squirt in my mouth>>723973242https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M
>>723971545Because she's not very good at her job and she was trying to be corporate goody doer inspiring recruiter for the Dispatching office and ended up way overdoing it>>723971738>>723972232They 100% have fucked before, though. They've been partners for a while and they're both adults. There's no reason to believe that they haven't fucked other than pure cope.
>>723969914No, they are clearly going for a "woman who is sick of her corpo image and wants a way out"
>>723973137Long JohnsI didn't pick the "jelly" because it implied it was something other than chocolate.Got a cheevo out of it because it's apparently the most unpopular.I'm a bit saddened that the stats don't update after you finish the game. They are still at the same percentages as the time I finished them, even though I went to check random youtubers and it updated differently for them cause they finished later.
>>723973728>woman who is sick of her corpo imageThere is literally, and I mean, LITERALLY, nothing indicating that she is looking for a single way out of her job.Name one fucking thing. Her entire character the whole way through the first 2 episodes is her trying to maneuver herself and improve as a boss. If anything, she wants to rise up the corporate ladder.
Bros is this game actually good? I enjoyed the wolf among us and tales from the borderlands back in the day.
>>723973871So far so good, but we're only 1/4 in. This game has objectively better gameplay than any other "Your choices don't actually matter" simulator from Telltale, too, so that helps. The management aspect is unironically fun compared to the piss weak point and clicking padding they had to every Walking Dead like they made.
https://youtu.be/1enYqd8Yo7QThis is actually super sweet
>>723973137Jelly because plain is meh and long ones with cream are obviously an euphemism for penises
>>723969594I'm not paying $30 for a 2-hour game.fuck off shill.
>>723971545I don't think it's much of a stretch to say she probably does have geniune admiration for mecha man. It seems people with powers end up in two ways: Villains or Corporate asset Super Heroes, which she is. Meanwhile Mechaman does it for nothing more than the sake of his community and for the sake of protecting others, Robert even sacrificed his own livelihood in order to keep Mechaman going and had to don the mantle at the age of 11.
>>723973137I saw all the dick jokes coming from a mile off so I just went for regular glazed because I figured it'd do the least damage.
>>723974174I think it's funny cause it actually means Invisigal really thought she aced that mission and was in a genuine celebratory mood. What a retard.
>>723974174>Awwww she pissed on your desk. That's so sweetWhy are you people into the crazy one?
>>723974174Alright, I have to admit that Invisigal fags are way up this week. Blonde Blazer fags are lacking.
>>723974573Because I can fix her.
>>723974261Inviscute...
So Pman is secretly evil, right?
>>723974649Anon, a game introduces a tanned tomboy with anger management issues as a possible romantic interest, and you didn't think /v/ will be all over her?
>>723970553To me covering for invisigirl is a way of building trust and showing you believe in her atleast a little. Ratting her out would just make her think you hate her and makw her even less agreeable than she was before.
>>723974649>Blonde Blazer fags are lacking.Only ntr I like is nip one, westerners don't know how to write good ntr.
what if WATERBOY is shroud?!
>>723974649she also checks at least half the boxes for le 4chan tomboy
>>723969594I like phenomaman, just an autist. It's the blonde bitch at fault for leading on Robert.
>>723974837no way dude, he's a fuckin janny
>>723974946>>723974946i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought he came off as super autistic
>>723974672Anon... you can't. Don't stick your dick in crazy.
>millennial writing to the extreme>surprisingly okay with it this timewhat's wrong with me? I usually hate this style of writing.
>>723973137Long johns. Clearly the correct choice since I got an achievement.
>>723974749I think it's going to be a case that he's an asshole without him even realizing that he's an asshole, like the launch trailers show him in what seems to be a depressed state so something is going to shake him up.
>>723975070there's a little bit of edge to it
>>723975043That or he's some sort of alien. Very robotic and missing social cues.>>723975070Same. Telltale can just pull it off I guess.
>>723975070I hate most of the writing and quite a few of the character designs but like the game overall. I think it's a combination of really strong performances from the leading actors, the fun gameplay (Which I'm hoping is more frequent later on) and the intriguing concept.
>>723975216the game hits me first with fucking daddie issues. can't get anymore millennial then that.
>>723970663The initial fight scene felt a little rough but I found the overall animations and expressions really impressive.
>>723972582midriff sexo
Guys we need to settle this https://strawpoll.com/05Zdz55rEn6
>>723973871i didn't like itMC spends the entire game being humiliated and having to aplogize to woman.Now that i think of it every tough character with super powers aside from 1 dude who the game clearly also sets up as having emtional problems as well, is female or a minority character.it has the same woke "we must be better men" writing.for a superhero story it is pretty lame. main guy has to be rescued by a girl and then gets punched and intimidated by another girl later own as well.there is also a clear "white male privialge" theme to the story since the protagonist has no superpowers and got his suit form his dad whiel all the other minority and female characters had "to work for it"also male sexual exploitation is fine acroding to the game and treated like a joke but zero female characters show of any skin
>>723975419Oof BBcucks...
>>723975419Jesus, /v/ has brown fever
>>723975070>millennial writing to the extremeWriter is a literal chud.
>>723974469Considering how their past handlers supposedly worked, I believe ending the situation with no one dead and the robbery frustrated was a massive victory in her eyes.
>>723975419Invisigal easily, she's well meaning just has chronic adhd brainrot. Can be fixed with mating press impregnation and marriageBlonde Blazer is all over the place, and her actual boyfriend seems to be a cool dude.
>>723975502>main guy has to be rescued by a girl and then gets punched and intimidated by another girl later own as wellThe girl that punches him got BTFO and he didn't apologize to her. And this is after she was a total retard and you helped save her life.>there is also a clear "white male privialge" theme to the story since the protagonist has no superpowers and got his suit form his dad whiel all the other minority and female characters had "to work for it"The fuck? This makes no sense whatsoever, when you consider that the others were just born with superpowers. How is that not privilege?>also male sexual exploitation is fine acroding to the game and treated like a joke but zero female characters show of any skinI would bet money on the game showing tits before it's over.
>>723975553it's not looking good...I play this game for BB, but after episode 2 I don't think I like her anymore
>>723975184I think him being depressed is his current real self, every time we see him prior he's either in commercial, or has the happy go lucky person going on due to his status , hell he showed up just because he wanted to play a card game. Dude sounds legit depressed and lonely.
>>723975592sigh what should i expect
Now I'm curious to see what happens if you fuck up the sprinkler hacking. How much of the cutscene leading up to the decision is different. Cause it certainly looked like Invisigal was gonna get BTFO without you.
>>723975729There is two achievements tied seemingly whomever Robert romances, and one of those could lead to a sex scene if they really wanted to do it.
>>723972232The achievement for getting them back together is called 'I want to make love to you again'. Note the usage of again.
>>723975729not him but I want your fucking money when there's no tits. you know modern writing it's all about male nudity but not female haha
>literally jumps in phenomamans arms in front of youholy kek how is mechachud supposed to compete with that, she wants to be treated like a sub and she can lift him with one hand
>>723975784>Dude sounds legit depressed and lonely.That would be a better way to handle this type of character instead of making another 'DUDE WHAT IF SUPERMAN IS EVIL!!!' clone. Its lonely at the top and after a certain point everyone stops treating you like a person and more like a brand or some kind of deity which is probably super demoralizing if you just want to hang out and enjoy your autistic hobbies.
>>723975592>bold>glasses>chud faceHow does a man like this even get pussy?
>>723971545She's keeping her options open since she's going through a rough time with her boyfriend. If it doesn't work out with mustache she can just hop onto mechaman.
Literally nothing about the way Phenomeman has been shown so far indicates he's even remotely evil. You don't even need to go look at trailers or comics or whatever, the guy was maybe a bit insensitive to the manlet but his heart was clearly in the right place the whole way through the conversation.
>>723976017What is the point of having a relationship with such a woman?
>>723975986this is why he would post on anonymous imageboards
>>723976102Yeah, people seem to just be jumping on the idea that he could be because it's the easiest route to get with Blonde Blazer.
>>723974389She also has a massive saviour complex and sees the admirable and responsible hero who is now broken and depressed as someone to be saved. She literally tells him that in chapter one.She's just a massive "I can fix him" fag.
>>723974762>tanShe's Latina.
So which member of the superhero squad was Shroud since the game says he was a former member of your character's dad's squad.
>>723976153>Phenomeman could be posting here in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>723976192>latina>not massive ass and wide hipsfake
>>723969825USAthe post
>>723969594How is the romance system, is it worth playing for someone who's into that shit?
>>723969594What do you even call this writing? I cant take anything seriously and I keep getting whiplash from the constant shifts in theme, one second we're supposed to be serious since it's about revenge for out father and the sext second it goes all out of the window
is there a point in having qtes?
>>723976197That's a good question. He's probably in this pic. And I guess the black guy is Trackstar?
>>723976151Generally speaking women who were popular in highschool all end up like that. Not uncommon in successful men either. Brad Pitt famously did the exact same thing to Jennifer Aniston when he decided Angelina Jolie fit his tastes better.
>>723976314duh millennial, it's pretty much everything is ironic
>>723976197probably the cyclops robot in the shroud
>>723976323At the end of the episode you get a percentage on how well you did in them and it strokes your cock that you did better than the majority of players. You're gonna have to look at the prolonged fighting scene with the QTE anyways, so you might as well.For what it's worth, so far it has only happened at the start of the first episode, thankfully.
>>723976432yeah im on cinematic fuck qtes
>>723975892>The achievement for getting them back togetherincredible levels of cuckoldry hereso this is modern gaming
>>723976338His attire is a track running athlete, so yeah. That's Trackstar before he got BTFO.
>>723976284There's only two romance options and it's going to be drip-fed over a few dialogue choices. If you only want it for romance then don't get it.
>>723976338>And I guess the black guy is Trackstar?Fairly certain since he looks super young here and was established to be the youngest person on the team.Is the guy with armor on the left Shroud? Or is it the guy with a hole in his head?
Is the 2cnd ep longer?I can't beleive these niggas are splitting this off for months? why?
>>723976564i like it
>>723975390isn't it kinda choppy for 60fps?
>>723976102People are kind of getting sick of the evil superman trope. I imagine it's going to be more along the lines of that he desperately wants connection to others but he just comes off as belittling because of his position and he doesn't even realize it.
>>723976564It's for a month. All this stuff will be done in less than a month.>Why?For the discussion and comfy threads.
>>723976521>There's only two romance options and it's going to be drip-fed over a few dialogue choicesWhat, that's lame as fuck. Can you not fug the female super heroes?
>>723976496If you're pursuing Invisigal and just wants to help out Mustache, what's the problem? It's not NTR for other people around you to have relationships.
>>723976338>>723976530>mech has to be driven>mechaman in the picture>"the astral core never belonged to you anyways"there were two mechamen
>male dickoh sweet is this the boys reference?what the fuck is with western media and always showing DICKS i don't even think it's "subversion for subversion" sake.
>>723976564Sunk cost probably , if people gt to see more than chapter 2 they would refund it, but now they have to wait and by then they are past the 2 hour mark
>>723976687>mech has to be drivenYou command it remotely to BTFO Toxic. I think the "It was never yours" is just more "It's your dad's" stuff.
>>723976662The two romance options are Blonde Blazer and Invisigal, going by the achievements you'll get to kiss one of them before the end. No idea if it'll have an actual implied intimacy scene or not, we're only two eps in. It's far more about our hero rising back up from losing everything to regain his self-respect and dignity than about his romantic possibilities.
>>723972010Blonde Bitch makes up a silly excuse for you to not go. Classic Telltale
>>723976707That makes no sense. If it took you 2 hours to get to episode 3, it took you 2 hours regardless of if you did it in a week or two.The actual obvious reason is that staggered releases for serialization make discussion of the story more heated and active rather than passive, which should in theory help market the game as it's ongoing. A sort of FOMO effect, if you will.
like no seriously what's with "hollywood" obsession with fucking dicks now. it's starting to go from "oh i get it this is a subversion whoaaaaaa" to "okay i think someone is really just fucking gay"
>>723976887flaccid dicks are funny
>>723976887It's a joke. Are you freaked out or something?
>>723974909True. Tomboyfags would be all over her regardless of personality.
>>723976887like swearing, nudity is seen as making the material more "mature" but female nudity is unacceptable
I feel like our character's voice is way too deep for his body.
>>723977024>>723976939no it's just overused now. it's like insanely low hanging fruit to be "edgy"
>>723977068Have you seen the irl actor? He's a lanky lil guy.
>>723977026>Tomboyfags would be all over her regardless of personality.I can't fix herBUT I CAN MAKE HER WORSE
>>723976698It's a normie thing to not be labeled as such
>>723977084Over-used to what degree? I've only seen it in this and The Boys recently.
>>723975876telltale already did a sex scene in batmanit consisted of only bruce being sexually exploited and catwoman being super desexulized, kept in the background with most of her body being hidden by bruce
>>723969594cow nose rings are ugly shit.
>>723969594baddie
>>723976879This thing isn't anywhere close to the hype of the walking dead to make up the discussion , this place is probably the most active and it's just a few dozen retards
>>723977084Normalization, so people stop calling out pride parades for the degeneracy they are.
is shroud your dad?
>>723975390>>723976647Compared to old Telltale animation, it's leagues better.
>>723977427It has 7k players right now. Pretty good for a 2-3 hour portion of a game with a 13k peak, the majority of which are obviously not replaying the game at the moment. Seems like it's working to me.
does invisible also have dicks flying everywhere?
Chase is totally going to use his powers one last time and die isn't he?
Why did they obviously cut the game up? Episode 1 and 2 are the same length as one telltale episode. Is it to hide the fact they weren't good enough to make 5 episodes?
>>723976496You're preventing cucking retard. I'm sure that's the option for the no romance or invisibitch players.
i mean isn't it obvious that shroud is OG mecha man???? am i stupid? I've seen myself only post this.
>>723977068>>723977115I think it's a matter of direction. Whoever was in charge of voice directing (if anybody) didn't know how to explain to actors how to act specifically. They let them just voice them however they wanted. the VA for the main character has done VA work before and he has enough range, but this being a somewhat indie production, I think whoever was in charge of it was just too much of a pussy to call out and give directions to "TV stars".
>>723971227>official supplementary material>typo>in the age of AI tools that let literal street shitting cow worshippers scam Westerners Pathetic.
>>723977610Discussion/hype anon, not player numbers
>>723977427>>723977610And in fact, it has already mogged Walking Dead's final season. AND Walking Dead, the definitive series.
>>723977753I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume each episode from now on is gonna be longer... hopefully
>>723976151All desirable women are like that.
>>723977792They're one and the same. People are getting in on the action later because the game is being talked about. You think it's just /v/, but it clearly isn't.
>character takes out 6 armed mecha mob goons in the first episode>instantly stands still and jobs to a bunch of random thugs stealing tvsglad to see the writers aren't good this early.
>>723977858Did you read what I said or are you just connecting shit in your tiny ESL brain? They're releasing two episodes at a time and those episodes are obviously 1 episode cut in 2.
>>723977925Did you forget the part where his arm is broken?
>>723977925He had only been out of a coma for a little bit and had a dislocated arm.What do you expect?
>>723977925>instantly stands still and jobs to a bunch of random thugs stealing tvsI mean, that was after he was in a coma and assumedly out of shape/not in his best conditionAt the end of the day he's just a normal dude, at best with some martial/superhero training from papa and his team.
>>723977753>>723978016Episode 1's ending was a pretty natural cliffhanger, though. It did feel like a first episode of a cartoon.
>people saying shroud isn't mecha man are people fucking blind or something? the mugshot is a red herring. this is fucking obvious that shroud is his dad or something. i can't wait to be right AGAIN and then nobody to fucking wave this shit to their face to because everyone can say whatever bullshit and leave...
>"haha yeah men usually spit in my mouth on the second date">jumps into omni-mans arms>"forgets" to tell us shes in a relationshipwhat a unlikeable character, how am i supposed to like this bitch over the latinx tomboy
>>723978169nah...to me, ep 1 felt like it was an intro. They should have merged it with ep 2 instead
>>723978285It's realistic. My college was full of exactly that type of girl. Especially blondies.
>>723978073>>723978137its weird they do the coma thing and just hand wave away Shroud not coming to his apartment considering the dude he left in the dumpster didn't die and the mech was just sitting in his house with the Astral Drive or whatever.seems like lazy writing to me
>>723978285Probably going to do something in the next episode
>>723978560SHROUDISHISFUCKING DAD
>>723978486this. blondes are always single when talking to Indian BVLLS
>>723978615>Chase uses the last of his power on his dad, just like he said it would
>blondie is an evil hoe>the only options are either a womanlet or having a permanent 1000 blackpill threads stare as ryan gosling from blade runner
>>723978726>Indian BVLLSyou wish pajeet.
>>723977068What are you talking about? Robert looks like Aaron, hell he looks more masculine.
>>723977068Just a tid bit. sounds a bit forced like he's doing a lower tone voice instead of naturally.
>>723977068>Skinny with a deep voiceHe's just like me frfr
I looked up a clip of the game and the writing is dogshit.
>>723978560Shroud wanted the astral thing, he didn't want to kill Robert. I assume he got it.
>>723978963idk i feel like he should be a little more built if he's got that much testosterone and can beat up like 5 armed cyborg people in the intro
>>723969594>sloppy secondsNone of these girls are virgins
>>723973330>10 months since his last vidIt's over.
>>723978285>hot woman monkey branchingShocking to absolutely no one. Enjoy the mentally ill shitskin. She's too inept to do so.
WHY DO THEY KEEP SAYING AND MENTIONING AND SHOWING DICKSHOLY FUCK
>>723979172Lad looks like an MMA fighter for his height. Lifters aren't good fighters.
fuck this overly friendly mystery meat nigga. the fuck is he supposed to be? hawaiian? maui? couldn't understand half his gibberish. told him to fuck off an wash his hands. god i hate colored people.also, Invisibitch a tsundere. but i like Coupe since she seems like no-nosense. too bad shes black.
>>723979248Amerimutts are all fags who love cock. Showing minge and tits are problematic.
>>723974174Am I the only one who feels like Waterboy is gonna end up a traitor somehow? I don't know which movie or game I got it from but everytime I see a "nice but kinda pathetic" character I always feel like the villains are gonna manipulate them into joining them.
>>723969594Why is she making so many salacious comments and jokes about Robert? Is she secretly attracted to him?
/v/ wasted weeks shilling this generic blond girl only to receive cuck shit lmao
>>723979502nah, 100% bet hes gonna end up in some sittuation where he will die pathetically and act like a catalyst for the MC or someone else, or we will have to guide him/save him.
>>723979660that's how tomboys act with guys they like anon.
>>723969825netori is not the same as ntr
>>723969594this chick is just Tracer painted brownhow did they get away with it
>>723978615It will be his Grandfather. Shroud says the Astral whatever never belonged to him, and Robert's grandfather was the OG Mechaman so he was the one who sourced it.
>>723979687There isn't any cuck shit. Unless you want to cuck mustache man.
>>723978275But what would be his motivation? To force his son to achieve something on his own?
>>723969825they dont think like that. they think any sort of relationship complications or drama is good writing and makes for entertaining stories. there is a reason the term "love triangle" exists.
>>723979429he sounds jamaican desu
>>723979660she literally says she's attracted to you multiple times, asks you what donut you like, and leaves it on your desk
>>723971738Are you retarded?Nigger youre not getting virgins unless you stand by waiting in front of a high school, get with the program slowpoke
>>723979954He's been mechaman for 15 years. He's already achieved plenty. Shroud being his dad is totally retarded.
>>723969594I thought this was /v/ not /tv/This is the time to realize you don't actually like video games
>>723980035Why did she squash it then?
I am not gonna read through this thread. Is the game good? Should i buy it?
i just dont understand how anyone over the age of 10 enjoy capeshit
>>723979660The writers should've called him Richard Richardson if they wanted to shove in even more dick jokes
>can't fuck demon girl not even pirating
>>723973747The stats are fake, you get them with a pirated version too
>>723980156Inner conflict. She likes Robert but she's still pissed at him for snapping at her in the break room.
Do not the tomboy
>>723980247>>723973747kek why tho
>>723979891yeah that might be it
>people are actually paying 40 dollarydoos to watch a rejected amazon prime showAll the choices are an illusion, you all had the same experience. Why the fuck would anyone pay for this shit?
>>723980419She can get it
>Mechaman goes by himself to fight former Brave Brigade member turned supervillain with his own legion of like 6 superpowered henchmen that are all augmented further with something (unclear, but it was alluded to its why Toxic could fly and get punted by a mech with no issue)>no other heroes show up >random civilians wanted him to die during that fight>random supes mock him for not really being a hero
>>723980594All the heroes bar mechaman are corporate cunts.
>>723980156she got pissed you told her she fucked up then went back and smashed it after she punched you
>>723969594Why do we have a thread about a Lois Lane cartoon on /v/?
IT'S 2025 GO PLAY SOME REAL GAMES>OMG the character reacted differently when I said hi instead of hello she wants me sooo bad guyspathetic
>>723969594>septum piercing /v/'s standards have surprisingly dropped lower, absolutely disgusting.
>>723980247If the stats are like other telltale games then they're not fake, but they're not live. The stats are taken from the dev servers (not steam) when the game updates and stored in a file. The pirated version also gets this file, but since it doesn't auto-update the stats will just remain from the last version the pirated version is on.
So, which option did you choose, anons?
>blonde blazer is used goods>americans don't ask for a REFUND ASAP and then send a strong worded letter to the developers with their copy of dispatch kickstarter stuff all ripped upwhy not?
>>723980738I wouldn't mind talking about this "game" on /co/ or /tv/ but I doubt they'd leave the thread up.
>>723980887who tf is romancing that whore when there's a latinx tomboy?
>A xitter screencap culture war thread died for this
>>723980738VNs have been posted on /v/ for ages retard
>>723980827Didn't kiss. I'm more into slow burn relationships.KHV btw.
>>723980827Kiss, because a septum-pierced asthmatic robber Latina (who was Toxic's used goods anyway and will probably end up being a traitor) is vastly inferior to a beautiful, well-mannered, educated, and smoking hot blonde.
>>723980594Mechaman is independent and after the Brave Brigade broke up Robert likely didn't want to form another team because who would want to work with an 11 year old at that time. Super Heroes are also cunts and are nothing more than corporate assets in this world, which is probably part of the reason why Mechaman was adored by the public.
>>723981091based
i would rather fuck the giant cat mascot girl or alien woman
So how much impact does your choices actually make on the storyline? Or is it still too early to tell?I'm still on the fence about the game, I don't want to end up playing another CYOA where there's only the illusion of choice again.
>>723980827Kiss. But after she acted weird about it with "haha I was being totally unprofessional and weird so how are you haha", picked all the options to distance myself from her. Don't have time for all that shit.
>>723980957>latinx
>>723981201Too early to tell, the first episode is a prologue and the second episode is the demo.
I see this is a game for the average better men
>>723980419>smokerdropped
>>723976197I like the schizo theory that Track Star is Shroud. And he’s trying to use Mecha Man’s tech to de-age himself
>>723981091
>>723981201Man, we are literally 20% into the story based on episode count, with the reality being we are closer to 10% since most of what happened thus far is establishing characters and having game mechanic tutorials.That said, based on the achievements, we know that there are at least 3 distinct endings, anything past that is speculation
>>723981201Too early to tell, but I think the general storyline will be static and the thing that the choices have an impact on will be things like relationships.
so what if you fail dispatching? what's the fail state here?
Play her game
>>723981486nothing yet, it's your first day and the bar is very low
>>723980785All you need is tan skin and short hair for /v/ to fetishize a character. The other option being a blonde stacy doesn't help.
>>723977925First of all, he’s fresh out of a coma and till recovering with a broken arm. He still at least tries to hold his own. He knocks out the first goon and lands a couple punches on the other goons while he’s on the ground
>>723975842she will take care of it on her own, making the robber shot at the sprinkler with his weapon
>>723981427It seems like there could be a bit of variation to the endings based on Robert's love interest, if Robert takes revenge, if Robert saves LA or the very last choice that implies Robert can betray his protege who hasn't even been introduced yet.
what's with millenial writing and SEX SEX SEXXXX ALL THE FUCKING DAMN TIMEholy fuck stop spamming me with dicks FUCK
>>723981650his arm isn't broken, it's dislocated and he does a full wind up punch knocks out one of the goons with it while on the ground
>>723980419Why did she rape him?
>>723980419The livestock ring ruins the entire design.
>>723981774Most of the characters are obnoxious ex-villains or actual villains living in LA, that's just what degenerates talk about, anon. The super hero characters barely bring up sex unless when they are drunk.
>>723981551holy...
>>723980419>smokerfucked
>>723980247I don't think so.The pirated ones could be from their frocus group
>>723981862>bushDropped
>>723981963>official marketing>blonde blazer red flag: WILL SAY CORPORATE SHIT TO YOU IN BEDOH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT UP WITH THIS SHIT ALREADY AHHHHHHHH
Why does every woman in western media needs to have been the town bike prior to the hero meeting her?>its unrealistic otherwiseReally? In a game about superheroes and monsters? The prospect of a woman being a social recluse or something like that is too far?
>>723980827No kiss, felt like it was going to turn into some haha screw the MC moment and taking it a bit slower felt right.
>>723981551>5'10Ew
>>723982075tbf the hottest anime girl type is usually the older sister town bike type
>>723982179RightShe's too short
>>723980560It's 30 dollarydoos unless you bought the deluxe edition.
>Customer minds his own business>Second customer tries to start a fight obviously threathening the first customer (who has a broken arm) with FIRE of all things>first customer defends himself in a clean way>Threaten the first customer to leave if he doesnt want to get beaten upwhat is wrong with him? He is even worse if you use water since Flambae knocks himself out by slipping on an icecube
>>723982075>bmw x5 with heated seats
>>723982075It's a symptom of millennial writing.>She's not yours, it's just your turn!
>>723980827>>723981216This. The guy had just come out of a coma, no robot, he was at his lowest and this blonde chick comes around all flirty. Fuck it, might as well go for it.
>>723982075see >>723972232
>>723982264Probably racist against people with no powers.
>>723975553>4 votes
>buy game>only one gameplay session and it lasts 15 minutes and the rest is cutsceneHuh?
>>723982075We don't know if the blonde chick is the town bike yet, she only has one confirmed relationship so far. Invisigal was a super villain, they fuck around all the time.
couldn't they have just made it a full like a dispatch/hero manager?so you at least have something to do in between cut scenes?I think that would add to the day in day out shift feel.
>>723976564not months, just one. 2 eps per week
>>723982264>>723982410This. It' s a super bar and you were only there because Blondey was alongside you.
>>723982554i still really hope we get longer episode with even longer dispatch sessions. would make stuff like the coffee make more sense.
>>723982075because most people have had sex at least once by the time they turn 25 failing to do so probably indicates several severe mental ilnessesNo, I will not go to the shrink. Yes, I will do nothing and turn to dust in my apartment because if I was normal everything would just happen by itself.
>>723982554This is just me spitballing, but it might be because this is a visual novel first and a 'game' second. The big problem Telltale had is that you could just watch their visual novel on Youtube, every view was a lost sale. So if they add more of a game aspect to it, then maybe that makes people want to play rather than just watch.But it's still a visual novel first.
>>723980887> used goodsAnon these are adults none of them are virgins
>>723981201The only persistent thing that changed in these two opening episodes is the fire guy's physical appearance based on how you handled him in the bar.
>>723982706>failing to do so probably indicates several severe mental ilnessesIt only indicates an incompatibility with the modern society which IMO does not always === mental illness
>>723981270a real better man wouldn't cuck Phenomsn
>>723983057the fatty you degraded yourself with is not an accomplishment
>>723983201Keep coping virgin
>>723982075Popular Blondes and tomboys are both huge sluts outside of anime fantasies.
>leveling stats for your dispatch heroes>gaining perks with effects to help you more effectively dispatch heroes and handle cases>levels are gained only by doing things successfully>in an on-rails Telltale game where the QTEs don't even matter, they're just there for post-fight statsWe all know damn well that failing every single dispatch won't do anything, right? I can't imagine there will ever be an actual fail state, so what is it all for? Are there going to be story events where your dispatch heroes succeed or fail based on stat aggregates they have or something?
>you're suppose to play Robert as a sarcastic dick who's jaded about everything>most people (including me) play Robert as generic good guy who just jives with the flowSo I wonder when he'll start to do something completely out of character because the writers want you to be completely depressed man :(
>>723983618I don't really think you're "supposed" to play him as a jaded dick. At the end of the second episode, he says that he likes to joke from time to time, but he's really serious about hero work and this dispatch gig. All his dialogue options have been some flavor of depressed man that actually cares and tries.
>>723976887Media has been scared of female nudity ever since MeToo, so they show male nudity instead and try to play it off like it's funny or has broader sex appeal than it really does.
>>723983610Could be that one of the endings is a failure out-right if you do shit up till that point. Multiple endings are confirmed at the very least.
>>723982264>has powers>is a barkeeperWhat a loser. He's seething that no powers mechaman showed him up.
>>723982676me too. Because the first two eps were giga short. Like they could have just crammed the two together and it would feel like one. Doesn't help that both effectively feel like prologues.I didn't pay for the game, but if I did, I would not be very happy rn.
>>723983785i dunno there's a lot of 2 "be aggressive or sarcastic" and 1 "be chill" option options. he's been relatively chill so far but there are times when his "go with the flow" type attitude doesn't really match because he'll be back to sarcastic dick mode. like for example bro fisting royd then immediately going "so like did you watch your hands???? ew"
>>723980827Kiss. She may have feign ignorance afterwards, but she clearly wanted it.
>>723983865It honestly didn't even feel like 2 chapters , more like 1 short prologue and then 1 chapter
Theory time: the Shroud is actually the original Mecha Man
>>723983618I think Robert is meant to be a geniue heroic dude whose just down on his luck which is why at the press conference the best move is to respond to the Reporter's question because Robert gives a really good answer.
>>723983979Seems like the common>mean>apathetic/sarcastic>nicespread of choices when you lay it out that way.
>>723982762>The big problem Telltale had is that you could just watch their visual novel on YoutubeIt's literally the same options here.I get that it's a game and it will have limits, but I've seen full one open world RPGs that have more choice branches within the first hour of gameplay.If you're going to cut out on the movement, combat etc of games, shouldn't that open up to more feedback to choices?
How's performance on this?Is it much better and worth getting on PC or can I buy it for PS5 and play it on a TV?Can't find shit about it online
>>723984101I guess but mean -> sarcastic dick makes a lot more sense then nice -> sarcastic dick>>723984087i assumed canon robert just left lol. i mean i answered it because again im playing as nice guy but the game non pickable dialogue seems like robert suppose to be a bit burned out.
Kinda concerned that there will be only 8 dispatching shifts in total judging from the first 2 episodesThis is the police was a good game and there should be more this is the police likes but potato people are now making shitty hollywood sim which has no content>>723983118*beams autism ray*Pseudointellectual cope(You) get born, grow up, have children and dieFailing to do so indicates that something is wrong with you, since most people don't fail at that in the greenhouse environment that surrounds usFailure to adapt is a failuret. Failure>>723983618I play him as discount Ryan Gosling from Blade Runner from forchong memes if he was in a comedy>>723984115I think that capeshit xcom will be in the sequel if there will be any
>>723984115I don't disagree, I'm saying they're trying to trick people. It's the same old plan of selling people the dream of an interactive movie while not actually providing much interaction beyond what tone you want to respond in.A superhero management game on its own would be interesting. It's the visual novel aspect that's utterly superfluous (and expensive).
>>723983610Maybe its just to add an illusion of player growth or something, just so the player feels good.
>>723984298It's possible once the episodes are said and done that they add in some kind of never ending Dispatch mode.
Why is everyone focused on Invisigal and nobody on Malevola? Is is because we ship her with Sonar?
>>723984559She's not a romance option so people don't care. I will say she's incredibly hot though.
>>723984559Malenova has like no screen time at this point and obviously people will focus on someone who is likely a love interest over someone who is not.
>>723984559She’s voiced by Alanah Pearce
>>723984559Because she's voiced by an e-hoe and is not a romance option
>>723980594Nobody hired them to show up, so they didn't. Actual independent heroes seem to be rare in this setting.
>>723981928No, it's perfect with cow-print underwear and fake tail/ears.
>>723981928Funny how women are increasingly broadcasting that they make bad decisions.
Overall, I'm just very disappointed how little control of your character you really have.Even disregarding the reactivity of characters/events to your choices, you are effectively railroaded into what kind of Robert you are.Like I can't be an angry Robert who wants revenge and only wants the suit fixed. I can't be a dejected Robert who just wants a paycheck. Even just flavor dialogue options to choose would be nice. Hell, I feel like Shepard from Mass Effect gave you more flavor on who you are on this regard.It's a shame because I enjoy the premise of the story, but it's more of a show than a game.
>>723984559Comics shows she's a lesbian.
>>723983610>Fail at literally everything and the final chapter is Mecha Man going solo again and eating shit>Do middling and get some backup, but someone dies saving your ass>Do well and everyone shows up and you kick ass (the "death" still happens but in this ending it's a fakeout instead of a tragedy)
>>723984943Well yeah. Shepherd was by and large a character moulded to reflect the player. Thus why he can have multiple origins and histories. Robert is meant to very much be an existing entity, closer to Geralt. What we get to do is nudge him toward certain things, but not rewrite him entirely. You're apt in your comparison to it being a show, but I think that's more or less what they advertised it as? It's even episodic.
>>723984943The main difference is that Shepherd was a blank slate and you could make him whoever you wanted. A 'paragon' pro-Council goodie-two shoes, or a bad boy 'Renegade' who spouts racist facts about per capita then proceeds to sleep with an Asari succubus. It was all you.But recently game writers don't like the idea of players shaping a character into something they the writer don't have control over. Too many variables, too much work, and imagine if they did something heckin unwholesome.
>>7239845590 screen time. Shit voice.
>>723984559I don't even know what she looks like in-game yet, she sounds like shit and has no screen time and therefore character
>>723982064>CORPORATE SHIT IN BEDIt's murder drones all over again
>>723978560To be fair, they literally talk about this. That dickhead reporter and Bob^2 agree that Shroud doesn't give a fuck about him and already BTFO him beyond belief.
>>723985102>character moulded to reflect the player>blank slateI don't think this is entirely true. Shep still has to be the human spectre, an Alliance commander, and save the world n all that, he just has different sentiments behind doing so. Just swapped character lines effectively.I don't really understand how hard this would be to do with Robert, there can be multiple reasoning and reactions to his circumstance. I Liked the press conference scene where the player gets to choose how he would respons - retirement? keep fighting? not sure? etc. It shows a slightly different Robert and reasoning behind his character.It just doesn't continue throughout the episodes.
>>723979186You don't know that
>>723985125>>723986095oh meant to (you) too
>>723969825>JewsLmao you mean Asians
>>723979429He seems fine but giving a brofist while you're pissing is peak degenerate behavior
>>723979660She admits she's into his scars the moment you start dispatching
>>723986319No, it's normal. I don't know why whitoids get offended by it.
>>723986095Well yeah, certain things have to be consistent in every RPG other-wise you can't have an RPG period. If you play Dragon Age: Origins you have to start off as a Grey Warden, but other-wise you can decide most anything. If you play BG3 you have to get Mindflayer'd, but you can decide anything beyond that. In Shepherd's case, you have to be a Spectre fighting for the sake of the universe. But beyond that you can react to or manoeuvre as much as you wish within the limits of the game. It's true that they probably could do the same for Robert if they wanted. But that clearly wasn't the goal. As I compared earlier, this is a lot more of a Geralt situation. Which is definitely going to be dissatisfying for some who wanted grander control, but all in all I'm fine enough with it.
>>723986319Aren't you going to wash your hands right after anyways? What's the issue? It's not like he's offering the hand he was grabbing his rod with.
>>723979429I think he's Samoan. Fuck if he was a woman we could have had an Illaoi expy DAMN
i mean like for example, even if you play robert as a nice chill dude, he'll still crash the fuck out at invisigirl.
>>723969594Man I wish we just got a single kinda high release western game with straight white male protagonist who is actually written as cool.I can't remember the last time I played a AAA to AA western game with a white male lead who didn't end up getting rescued and or beaten up by woman and where every single interaction with a woman or a minority character ended up with him getting humliated or having to apolgize.
>>723986628so what the fuck is the point of it being a game?The dispatch segments aren't long or complex enough to stand on its own.The choices aren't particularly reactive to warrant even replaying the episodes.And you don't have much control over how you make your character.Do I just goon to the characters?
>>723986970yeah they decided to go (glass him) with all three options in that dialogue... lets hope its the last time this railroading happens
>>723987140What if you say nothing?
>>723987272picking nothing picks a default answer
>>723984559she literally hasn't shown up
>>723987272so far, the game autopicks an option if you run out of time
>>723987383>>723987476bummer.-_-at least telltale gave an option of saying nothing and that would be helpful in some situations
>>723987138It's a visual novel. The only real choices will be who do you romance.
>>723987140Kinda unrelated but my own (glass him) moment in this game was when the robbers started breaking into the store. I picked the "hey I was watching that" choice thinking it’d just be a funny quip to make light fun of the situation but Robert just suits up ready to go 1 on 5 with a broken arm?
Is this even vidya? Looks like some discount shitflix fake anime.
>>72398056030 dollars, and it's fun gameplay. You're right that C&C is probably worthless.
>>723979502he could be a spy
>>723986970That's because even at his chillest, Robert takes hero work seriously and invisigal directly went against his orders and put the victim's life in danger. It's the complete opposite of everything he stands for as a hero. I went the reasonable route and he never really got angry, but invisigal wanted to be praised for not fucking up completely when he wants her to actually be competent enough to deserve praise.>>723987113He never got humiliated or apologized for what he said, at least not in my run. He has standards for hero work and won't lower those standards.
looking at the screenshots i don't think you stick with the "z team" for more than 2 or 3 episodes so that's probably why half of them barely exist in the cutscenes.
>>723980738I just spent 2 hours playing Absolum. Variety is the spice of life.
>>723987561I don't mind it. Scene is there to show Rob will always be a hero even when it's a poor decision.
>>723987138A mix of narrative segments where you guide Robert through-out his journey along-side dispatch segments to break it up. There's supposedly going to be three endings and reactivity might factor more in later episodes. Couldn't really say for sure right now. But as you said once prior, it's basically a show that you get to interact with a little. Very akin to most Telltale games. It being a game is more of a novelty than anything else. That and unlike with a normal show, you get to decide who the hero ends up with. That's a fun quirk, I suppose.
>Fucking your co-workers in a supervisory positionUnprofessional, inappropriate and unoptimal for unbiased analysis/decision making, I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>go with blonde blazer and pick the romantic options>probably going to backtrack and pick invisigal>this game is now definitely going to make me feel like an asshole and kick my ass for kissing BBrobert gonna end up alone. ;_;
>>723987704i just really hope the choices not mattering is only in the first two episodes because they're the tutorial and intro/scene setting episodes
>>723980827It's genuine bullshit that the stats are so close on this.I'm sorry, but if you are roleplaying and not metagaming, you're gonna go for the kiss unless you're gay or think she's ugly. You dirty metagamers discuss me more than the faggots, and you're more statistically significant in the stats, if I had to guess.
>>723980887There was no kickstarter and caring about virginity is cringe desu senpai
>>723981201It's hard to tell sometimes but if I were a betting man, I'd bet on the choices not mattering at all and this being Walking Dead Season 1 tier in terms of choices and consequences. Just here to enjoy the ride.>>723981427Actually, we're 25% through.
>>723987829>One is sweet and helped you>The other is rowdy and hit you in the face>Anons chose the cuntI still don't get it
>>723987847Yeah, I hope there's a bit more reactivity myself. At least within the episodes themselves and perhaps something more accumulative in the finale. Though I do feel like how much the player vibes with the content is what will ultimately make or break the entire experience. For me it's neat so far, but I wouldn't be shocked if there's a lot of 'this game is shit' posts before we reach the last episode.
>>723987704>a 30$ service>with1 showGreat. thanks senpai
>>723988062how you going to lead someone on when you already have a boyfriend the fuck no
>24 hours since release>no datamines yet
>>723975070I think because there is still sincerity among the characters>"We Joke. We Laugh. We Suppress Our Trauma"that is true, black einstein wants things to be better, Rob Rob3 is tired but still speaks his mind, he is genuinely worried about the zeroes he has to work, he wants the freedom to lead them to be better, is not the kind of guy who will just keep his head low until his suit is fixed and gradually start to care about his job, he already does.Invisigal is not necessarily dumb and is not evil, just naive, clearly coming from a bad family background.>>723976314hot.
>>723987870>unless you're gayThat's a significant amount of the audience. Add in the reddit crowd who think kissing a "drunk" girl is problematic. I buy it.
>>723982473BBcuck bros...
>>723988062Anons here are stunted freaks who get rejected by blonde stacy. A loser ethnic like invisibitch is more relatable to them.
>>723969594got I wish she would punch me and cuddle afterwards
>>723982554>>723982676>>723983865It'd be a dream come true if the next episodes aside from the last one keep the same length in terms of cinematics but has double the amount of actual dispatching time.>>723982762Which is funny because the dispatching is genuinely well designed and the better half of the game.
>>723987138>so what the fuck is the point of it being a game?Just like visual novels, it's easier to make a video game than to make a movie, so you get products that don't want to be games but have no other choice
>>723988109Blondi clearly was distressed and wants out of that relationship. There seems to be going on more than surface level, as hinted at before the kiss. If anyone, Blondi deserves rescuing, much more than Miss Septum Piercing who pisses over your desk
>>723988062One will also cheat on you after a few drinks.
>if u become a dispatcher we'll rebuild your million dollar mech :)))>umm no thanks i lost the one of a kind power core that made my mech possible>credits roll
>>723988385You have never played a VN. None of them want to be movies. They either want to be a TV show like telltale, while jap ones are for manga fans who want more choices and routes.
>>723983610The point is to do good. Yes, the difference between failing everything and succeeding at everything is only gonna be small dialogue changes in between the otherwise same cutscenes, but I still want to level my guy up as much as possible and level up my heroes as much as possible. By the last episode, I want to be dominating this shit and feel like I turned my zeroes into heroes.Of course, ideally, if this game were really well designed, then the last episode would straight up be series of dispatches that are directly related to the ending, but I'm not holding my breath.
>>723987870I'm autistic and I didn't go for the kiss because it progressed too quickly so I assumed the horny vision is Robert's imagination and she's not actually making a move on me
>>723988229>popularity is qualityI'm going to laugh when it's revealed that invisigirl is a Shroud plant who is already dating Toxic but who feigns interest in Robert for the mission.Not only will she be a tattooed septum-ringed loser, but also used goods.
>>723987847If you go and look at the trophy list there is definitely going to be some choices in the end game that will seemingly have major consequences.
>chose the least popular donutreally? filled donuts are fucking gross.
>>723988132what's the point of ruining it for yourselfeven well written games completely lose their emotional impact when you read a plot summary
>>723984559She hasn't even been on screen yet as an actual character. We've just seen her file and heard her through the system.Same for Prism and Golem.
>>723987272He crashes the plane with no survivors
>>723988546>You have never played a VNYeah I don't watch movies
>>723988752they also lose their emotional impact when you have to work a week in between each episode and forget half the plot points
>>723985014Bi*
>>723984559she's the hottest of the cast but she's a dyke
>>723988062Flambae has been nothing but an asshole so far, but I still want to befriend him. You can like characters even when they're mean, anon.
>>723988861That's just gay with extra steps
>>723988846Not really. If you forget plot points after a week you should probably get that checked out
>>723988737I think people were aiming for the innuendo, I might be wrong tho
>>723986468>>723986759why do it? like, you're pissing. why would you do that with an obnoxious stranger while pissing? why are brownoids like this?
>>723988812So shut up ignorant retard.
>>723986970Yeah, I was as nice as I could be with Invisigal in that scenario and it still ended up with him calling her an worthless asshole.
>>723988901You know what? I agree. Doesn't mean I would date them
>>723988442THEN BREAK UP DONT DO THIS BEHIND YOUR PARTNERS BACK
>>723987113Robert is cool, though
>>723988970I atleast did. I knew the long ones would be dicksucking and assumed the glazed one would be cumguzzling, so i went with jelly
>>723989014My man I used to play football and the type of shit we got up to in the locker-room before and after practice (let alone actual matches) was WAYYY more gross than fist bumping during a piss.
>blonde bombshell>mid street ratWe aren't seriously having this debate, are we?Obviously Blazer is better. The only reason not to romance her is Phenomaman, and you don't learn about him until the literal last minute of the game.
>>723987646If that were true, I'd turn against the game.
mechaman should set up a patreon honestly
>>723989116She may break up with him in the very next episode for all we know.
>>723989018>Don't call movies movies, they're netflix original direct to streaming 90 minute episodes!I don't care if you want to argue semantics that VNs want to be TV shows and not movies, they still don't want to be games and only picked this option because the barrier of entry is lower
>>723988132>>723988846They're not that retarded, dude. They just uploaded the first two episodes. An anon datamined and found some cut shit like pic related, but the whole game isn't there.
>>723989203Tomboyfags think any woman who doesn't act like an asshole dyke is worthless.
>>723989312>barrier of entry is lowerNo it really isn't.
>>723989203remember anon, ALL women are batshit insanethe ones who look more "normal" just are better at hiding their other sideso someone who is openly abrasive is actually a better pick
>>723989312Newfag, we had this debate back in 2007ish and again when KS came out in 2012, VNs were ruled as games.Get used to it.
>>723988737Back when I picked, the Long Johns were the least popular. Glad people woke up.
>>723989221how big a deal is the nigga?Couldn't be that much considering his broke status.
>>723989227OKAY AND DONT FLIRT AND LEAD SOMEONE ON WHEN YOU'RE DATING SOMEONE REEEEEE
>>723988846>and forget half the plot pointsSkill issue
>>723989524that's arguably the most realistic part of the game, anonwomen do that all the time
>>723989524She was drunk and stopped herself before it went too far, chill out
>>723989023Yeah, I was trying to go for "yeah you messed up, but it's okay we're getting there" type approach only for him to go REEEE YOU CANT HANDLE ONE DAY AS MECHA MAN OKAY YOU DISOBEYED ME HOW COULD YOU
>>723989521He was millionaire who spent it all so a pretty big deal.
>>723989116>seems to be going on more than surface levelShe didn't fuck the MC. She was drunk and didn't initiate the kiss either. When the MC tries to ask her out for dinner, she comes clean.She seems to be a kind girl who's in some shit she can't just get out of by herself. Her bf is clearly set up as an antagonist
>>723989624>DRUNK LIES>>723989589THATS WHY THEYRE CUNTSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>723989180>played footballyeah ok, so those were your teammates. my point is this guy is a total stranger that starts pissing next to you talking gibberish asking you to fist bump him. do you not see the difference?
why is she even still interacting with your guy at all, he's some random dispatcher lmao, everyone there is some former hero and they actually have powers.
>>723989521He had to do a press conference, so I assume he was pretty big
>>723974174She wants the best buy dadbod so bad.
>>723989707>SHE DIDNT INITIATE THE KISSHOLY FUCKAMOLI OH SURE I DIDNT MISREAD THAT AT ALL BULLLLLLLLSHIT BROTHER BULLSHIT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SMELL LIKE YOU SMELL THE SAME AS A STINKY CUNT
>>723989707>Clearly set up as an antagonist Not the case, achievements already leaked that you can help them get back together.
>>723989646and corporate is just reaching out to him now? for a desk gig?Should have been doing advertisements and merchandising if not full on sponsorship.
>>723989868I think he was doing it pretty stand alone. probably didn't want to be attached to anyone probably rejected all the calls.
>>723989821Anon... I honestly can't take people seriously who type in all caps.It's a game. Take a few deep breaths and try to calm down.
>>723987870Why would I kiss her if I was roleplaying? We just met and she seems kind of suspicious with how she talks and acts. She could be genuine but she seems like she is trying too hard, seems fake.
is this episodic
>>723989707Phenomeman is going to be revealed as an autist in the next couple episodes. BB is going to dump him and he'll show up to Robert acting depressed and wanting guidance/a-friend.At that point the player can try to get him and BB back together or get him to move on (thus letting BB and Robert get together).
>left arm is supposed to be dislocated>gets knocked on the ground>does a full punch and knocks one of them out with his left armermm...
>>723989868Nah they're going to repair his suit and make them work for him. As for merch and advertising I guess he just wanted to be a pure super hero with no profit incentive.
>>723988109>>723989116>>723989821I honestly think that she's just incompetent and overdid the inspiring corporate recruiter bit so hard that she ended up coming across as a horny flirter. It's not even manipulation.Having said that, of course the writers purposefully tried to make it look like she was into you, which is why it's so odd to me the amount of people that didn't kiss her.
>>723989839Even better than. I'm all about player choice. But please no spoilers
>>723989969go to the episode list and move to the last episode, it's 100% a "omni-man is... LE EVIL???" plot
>>723989986The dude worked out
>>723990003>keeps touching him after recruiting>makes him strip without leaving the roomShe's definitely monkey branching or manipulating him to serve the company.
>>723990003I think people are being a bit too harsh on BB. I think there is some genuine respect on her part for what Robert does. Every other hero seems to be also a corporate asset while Robert was doing it for the sake of others to the point that she was shocked that he had sunk millions in just maintaining the suit.
>>723990087Anon, I will literally mail you $50 if that happens. It won't happen.
>>723989930>>723989994huh, I guess missed opportunity to show the guy being apprehensive of corporate, and demanding to go over the contract thoroughly or whatever. Would have been a nice touch.Also what is Mechaman's power level with the suit you think? I feel like he jobbed pretty hard in his intro.
Do you think Phenomoman makes BB squeeze her pelvic muscles and squirt out all the non superhero cum before they fuck?
>>723990217>Spent his entire inheritance on keeping the suit functional>All alone without a team or big corpo to mouch off>Doing it all to simply help peopleNot hard to see why she'd respect him when every supe is probably some big companies bitch.
>>723990308yeah i feel like the first episode does a really bad job at making the mech feel powerful at all.
>>723990308It's hard to judge him based on the intro because he walked into a setup trap where he had to deal with multiple people with powers at once who also had their powers super charged by whatever Shroud had given them.
>>723990308He's been doing that shit for 15 years and it took an entire fortress full of guys plus 5 supervillains to take him out. My guess is that if Phenomeman and Blonde Blazer are S Tier and he's B Tier with the Mech
>>723969594I hate episodic games so fucking much.If I play it on release, I have to wait for months between each 1-hour session.If I wait until it's actually out, everything will have been spoilered by that point.
>>723989951NO THATS YOUR OWN FAULT STUPID
>>723990308Yea, suppose he's just going corporate now because he's out of options. He walked into an ambush with like 5 supers and a bunch of goons and nearly got away if not for the bomb. Compare to invisibitch who nearly got killed by one guy.
>>723990142she also keeps looking at Robert when he's changing and avoids any mention of her boyfriend until it's unavoidable. Even if some of it is unreliable narrator/writing manipulation type deal to set up the "twist", there's clearly something going on.
>>723990509Kinda but he was solo against a entire... what seems to be organization with superpowers and superpower equipment. The fact he did even somewhat well goes to show he isn't some idiot using daddies toy.
>>723990547Good thing this one is on a weekly basis only and not monthly. Not to bad and everyone can discuss stuff decently every week.
>Simps assuming the best of Blonde Blazer because she's pretty The inevitable reveal is going to be really funny on this board. I predict 'BITCH' posting.
>>723990758>jobs to bubblegum boy and mexican with spicy taco bell shitsyeah very powerful indeed lmao
>>723990764Okay. That's slightly better. But the issue still stands.
>>723990868Toxic seems pretty powerful to me. He'd probably fuck up all of the Z team himself.
>>723990768>keep my distance and simply treat her politely without giving in to her advancesjust dont be a simp, its that simple
I have absolutely no idea what this thread is about. Thanks for asking.
>>723990893It's not "slightly" better, it's considerably better. And the fun in discussing in between episodes is not to be understated.
>>723990758Toxic mentions it but they also had their powers super charged as well due to something provided by Shroud.
>>723990768Halo effect baby. Achievements imply that she is actually monkey branching though.
>>723990537>>723990539He couldn't knock out or kill even 1 desu.Probably could have beaten acid man 1 v 1 tho
>bringing a goon back to your actual apartment and then killing him on your front door step or just leaving him inside your houseTwist that he's fine notwithstanding, what was he thinking? He's been doing this for like 15 years or something.
>>723990937I want fit blonde chick of relatively my height (1927mm) to take me to a bar where after getting drunk I misintetpret her moves and kiss her and then kill myself out of shame the next day Do da?
>Actually in the top sellers and beating out a ton of other higher profile games, only beaten by the FOTM BF6That's insane considering i don't think i've seen much marketing for it. I'm assuming this is an easy million copies seller, and i dont think the game had that big of a budget.
I love Blonde Blazer on the basis that she's monkey branching personally. Self-centric women who use and discard men are hot. Imagine if she bragged about it.
>>723991309he doesnt even kill him theres a mattress in the dumpster because the devs are terrified of letting you make choices
>>723991440It's a good price and it has a fun cast. I can see why it's doing well. Hope it makes lots of money.
>>723991440>PowerWash Simulator
>>723991440I think it had a decent budget, the quality is too high and didn't it have a trailer at one of the big conferences?
>>723991591People have been desperate for another tell-tale game in awhile too. Yes not every game by them was good *COUGH COUGH* the game of thrones or the last few walking dead seasons *COUGH COUGH* but they still had a few bangers
>>723990937some astroturfed game, I refuse to believe people give a shit about capeshit this much with le-wacky writing
>>723991440I found out about this game through the TGA last year. And it did get a Steam banner.Having said that, I'd be shocked if this isn't making a profit by the end. Definitely reads like a success.
The writing seems okay why is it so glazed?
>>723991440>Outer Worlds 2>LGBTQ+ listed as a primary tag
>>723991440>Steam Top Sellers are based on revenue and not copies soldSince its actually being sold less that 30 bucks, its even MORE impressive that its beating out those other games that are at 60 or 70 bucks.
>>723991760The final Walking Dead season was pretty decent, actually felt like a sequel with improved mechanics and new things like combat and collectibles
>>723987870She was very obviously trying to get something out of Robert, the whole sequence felt manipulative and I wasn't gonna fall for it.
>>723991664>didn't it have a trailer at one of the big conferences?Yeah its very first and only one, The Game Awards, from last year?Other than that, it was nothing but a few trailers. I think the demo was a huge ticket for people to jump into the game.>>723991834Steam Banners aren't all that expensive and its only allowed when the game is a massive sellers. I've seen plenty of banners only last a day or maybe even a few hours only if the reception is terrible or its not selling all that well.
>>723991901>glazedwhere?>>723992230>I wasn't gonna fall for it.yea, that's metagaming
>>723992342weddit
>>723992342It'd be metagaming if I had any notion that I was correct in advance. For all I knew at the time she was actually into it and it'd go over well.
>>723991467Yea she shows up to work and kisses Rob in front of autism man a day after breaking up
>>723979502He is going to turn traitor, get Roy'ded up with Shroud tech, and do the noble sacrifice route at last minute.
People learned to not fall for her "it's complicated" bullshit. Nice.
>>723987870I went for the kiss because bobr kurwert is dead inside 4chan literally me ryan glosling from the movie drive and also from blade runner 2049 selfinsert literally me and I would want something positive in my life like magically getting a gf when I'm at my lowest because this is what happens in them movies
>>723992603It's funny that the big cliffhanger for this week is that the woman that 66% of players have already decided to drop has a boyfriend. I seriously hope the game doesn't try to railroad me into giving a fuck about this.
>>723991760Its by the same telltale devs that did the GOOD ones too like Tales From Borderlands Season 1 or The Wolf among Us. They even made fun about it in the trailer
>>723992603More that people were spoiled on the "twist"
>>723992603huh this stat seemed the opposite to me
>>723992603They gave the Blazer options too early.Like there are still 6 chapters left and I don't want to deal with whatever drama that comes out of any of that.
>>723992881I wasn't spoiled on it, I had kissed her and I didn't ask her on a date. Already realized by that point it wasn't worth it.
>>723992875>good ones>a bunch of dick/cock/women momentswow the GOOD ones.
>>723992603>>723992921The stats don't update after you finish the episode. If we wanted to go check the actual stats, we'd have to go see a streamer finishing it now. Or I guess you could replay it on another save slot.
What the fuck is monkey branching speak english you apes
>>723992875>Bigby in full wolf form>still fuckableso i guess confirm some of the devs are actual furries
>>723979429Why would you brofist a guy who just touched his dick?Etiquette, bro.
>>723993280It's mostly female devs who are into that shit.
>>723993076so you're telling me in the past hour that the whole shit ton of people just picked no?
>>723992875They also have people from s2 and s4 of the walking dead. The writers were never the problem, the actual problem was how Kevin Bruner, the ceo, would order to rewrite things at last minute and would force teams to cater to his whims.
Alright, saw a russki that just finished the game. Here's the stats as they stand now. And he's not very good at the game btw
>>723993210https://www.google.com/Then type "monkey branching" in the search bar
>>723993481I completed it yesterday and it was more 50/50.
>>723993657>>723993558i think the stats are fake
>>723993695It is interesting to me that the stats haven't changed all that much from one day to the next, despite the fact there were 7k players playing it just a while ago.I don't think they're fake, but maybe? Or they're bugged. That's possible too.
>>723992859This was strange to me too. I had already told her in the conference room that it was whatever and I didn't care that much since she didn't seem into it and I didn't ask her out or anything, just thanked her for the job, but the game still framed it as some big cliffhanger twist.>"Thanks for setting up this job and the mech thing. It's exactly what I needed right now.">"Uh, about that... I've been meaning to tell you...">Omniman boyfriend shows up>Thrumming dramatic music playingWas I supposed to be upset that this hot woman had a superhero boyfriend already?
>>723993695Why? More players + replays probably change the stats. Pirated and offline copies probably get some BS or testers.
Would you actually bro fist someone during pissing? I mean I wouldn't really care but some people are so whiny with their ewieeeee disgusting ewwwww
>I am a single attractive girl flirting with me whole night and there is an opportunity to kiss her. What am I going to do? Nothing.Some of you are gay; no wonder half of this board are /virgins/
Dispatchbros...>>723993853Apparently the ominous music only plays if you either asked her on a date or kissed her. It played for me too cause I tried kissing her but I had already changed my mind by that point so it was a bit silly.
>>723993864Royd seemed like a chill dude and it was our first day on the job, might as well make friends. I mean you're already in the bathroom anyways so you can just wash your hands right after
>>723993961no but erm, you see, I could definitely she was up to something and it was not because I watched the trailer and saw the cute tomboy that showed up later, I am just that intelligent
>>723993853Same happened to me. They probably do the same shit even if you never kiss her
>Reveal of the game in the game awards with Aaron Paul and Laura Bailey>said they had a very intimate voice acting sessions in the booth>were suspiciously close on stage too>trailer had romances alluded to blonde girl>thought maybe laura bailey plays the blonde girl>nope turns out she plays Invisigal>cut to today and the reveal of blondie with the other dudeThe signs were always there, the endgame is you with Invisigal.
>>723994059>kiss a hot blonde girl, then fuck invisibitchSounds good to me.
>>723993864I'm just gonna be real with you, I'd feel very uncomfortable with a man, let alone a man nearly twice my size even looking my way while he's pissing right next to me, so no, I would not brofist him. I'd be pissed off.
>>723994248someones gay
Kissed herAsked her out for dinnerWill continue trying to get into her leotard despite her boyfriend
>>723993853To me it seemed that it could’ve been the beginning of a budding relationship even if you refused to kiss her. The Phenomeman reveals kinda turns it into a"welp it’s dead in the water" situation.
>>723994059I mean, yeah, when I chose to kiss her, my mind was "This is 100% a fakeout and I already had played the demo and I knew that the blonde girl only wants to recruit me, but how the fuck would my guy possibly know that at this point when she just flew him to see the Hollywood sign?"At the end of the day, I'm convinced most people that chose not to kiss her simply metagamed.
next thread?
>>723993961I've done this IRL before because I was sure I was being pranked.
Ratings for both episodes?>E1: 7/10>E2: 7.5/10 Feels like the episodes are way too short to have any meat to it. Shit unironically feels like a game adaptation to a show that's airing.
>>723993961I metagamed the choice to not kiss her in the sense that if I was in that position IRL (drunk, depressed, was just in a fight not too long ago) I'd probably be too bewildered to recognize the moment before it passed.
>>723994514>E1: 5/10Too much time spent on set up. The combat part sucked dick. Highlight for me was definitely the tutorial out of nowhere with its own characters advertising for SDN. That part ruled.>E2: 8/10Very competent set up. The cliffhanger is odd if you don't care that much about the romance, which is the case with me.
If i make a Dispatch thread, it's just gonna have an Invisigal OP again. Just saying.
I like the detail where if you threw alcohol at the flaming faggot in chapter 1, it burns off his eyebrows and he's still missing it in chapter 2.
>/v/ simping an ethnic loser over a beautiful stacy. Sasuga.
>>723995096She's the best girl anyway, so it doesn't matter
>>723994792so your gay
>Characters I care about>The hot blonde girl>The demon chickThat's it. MC included.
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>>723993864It was before washing hands so yes, him touching your shirt without washing his hands after is far worse than the brofist
>>723995568>The demon chickWhy? I don't remember her getting a single scene
