Dear Gabe, today you are officially a murderer
You need to be insane to trust your life's savings to a Valve-managed economy. Dropping out of the blue a completely unannounced update that revolutionizes the economy and turns all the most expensive items into dust is the most Valve thing you could ever think of.
>>723971181admin abuse
what happened? can you not trade knives anymore?
no one forced him to buy the skins
lmao
>>723971181These are the kidn of "people" who have a hours long meltdown everytime you even dare to suggest that you are making your games purchases on more than just steam.
>>723971181
>>723971378Valve casually introduced an update that lets you trade red skins (worthless) for knives and gloves (most expensive stuff in the game) and it turned people millionaires overnight while also bankrupting others.
>>723971378Knives became easier to obtain so they dropped in value and third worlders lost their investments.
kek what a bitch
>>723971181Fucking lmao
Shame youtubers don't do the same whenever they change their algorithm again
>>723971181an hero
>>723971181>the emoji reactionskek this reads like satire
>>723971181>TelegramYep, like I said on previous threads: if you care about this, you are not white. Only thirdworlders care about this shit.
>>723971615>In a discord call
>mass culling of retardsThank god the gene pool will be a little less polluted now
>>723971784Wonder if anyone recorded it and is gonna leak it.
>>723971615CS turned into an hero shooter
>>723971781I hope you are not insinuating that caring about any other kind of messenger or similar makes you white
CSGO rope yourself
>>723971181Based John Valve.
>>723971918fuck off carlos
>>723971181>>723971832
>>723971181lollmao even
Wheres the vid? Its been a while since the last suicide kino
>>723971918toplol Carlos
Thanks for holding my bags, morons!
>>723971832what's the point of these hotlines?if I decide to an hero why would I call that shit?
>>723971918fuck you carlos kek
>>723971181>channel photo removedtopjej
more like CS:GONE
>>723971934No, I'm implying that if you care about the Steam mrketplace you're brown. Also, Telegram is infamours for its crypto scams.
>>723971181>csgo went f2p>should I pull out? nah>csgo trend chases with battle royal>should I pull out? nah>cs2 killed csgo and has far less content and you have to fuck with opting into a different version if you want to play old community maps>should I pull out? nah>cs2 fucked around with how patterns are seen ingame>should I pull out? nah>cs2 gets a massive cheating problem>should I pull out? nah>cs2 tries using the terminal buy skins system with extremely jewed up pricing >should I pull out? nahand so much more!imagine seeing so many red flags and still keeping your money on it lmao
>>723972215it's for weak people
I literally dont get this shit at all. So you people were paying real money for digital knives and shit? This is pathetic.
>>723971181Investing in a video game "market" that has none of the obligations at all of the finance industry has to be one of the most retarded things to do.You are literally putting your money into something where an intern could accidentally nuke your "portfolio", into something where "insider trading" is 100% happening. This is like playing against a casino but letting the casino decide what to do with your money and expecting to have money at the end of it.
>>723971181>a literal STOCK MARKET SCAM on top of fucking gachaAnd those mentally ill kike loving steamcuckolds dare to say anything about eastern gacha games.
>>723971181Wait, now I read it. How fucking stupid does one have to be to kill himself over this shit? Man ,Valve really did a number on them with the market.
>>723971181Bring it to Dota next please and remove the exclusive skins
>>723972295Ok, and who cares? Why do you care, if you're not brown?
>>723972331This. Even shitcoins are better investment.
>>723971181I am become deathdestroyer of third worlds
>>723972215They might talk you out of it
>>723971181hilarious
>>723971181I started clapping my feet on the floor like a giddy child for the second bubble.
>>723972215If you're considering it, it's performative. You get your little hit of dopamine so you stop tormenting the people around you.
>>723972215They will send you to the gulag
>>723972483Kek, brown detected.
>>723971181you are laughing? hundreds of draft dodging russians just became suicidal and you are laughing?
>>723972331The one Valve economist said once during a keynote that no matter how one looks at it, buying anything on the market is pretty much always a net negative for the buyer since he just gets a bunch of pixels whose "value" can change overnight. But they perfected the system to pull people into it and have them buying and investing into something utterly worthless.
>>723972739Draft dodging is great though?
>>723971181Same retards were falling for crypto and nft scams. Natural selection of the modern age.
>>723972564>The Turworld Murder update did what?
>>723971181No proof? Didn't happen.
>>723971918Kek
>>723971918Lmao
They should do it to Dota too.
If you were him, would there be a way to scam all the other discord kids by faking your own death?>you get into the Discord call, you shove a spoon in your mouth, pretend it's a gun, then you shoot a real gun against the ceiling, then you yank away the microphone...then what?Could you make money off of this situation?
>>723971918lole
>>723971918CARLOOOS!!!
>>723971918Put me in the screen of cap
>>723971918kek good one
How do these people convert steambucks into real currency anyway?
>>723971918
>>723971540You would probably only need to tell them anything if you actually cash that out because it's not anything until someone buys it
>>723973087Larp as my own mom, ask for gofundme donations for the funeral
>>723971918I don't get it can someone explain to me so I don't feel left out
>>723973087odds are some jew is recording it and will make $ off of u instead lols
>>723971918Hello, ICE? Yes, I'd like to report an illegal alien in our community...
>trying to invest using digital items that can just get taken away from you if a company decides to change the rules
>>723972215the purpose of these hotlines is to make normies feel good. I once called one of them when I was very depressed. The guy on the line didn't care at all, it was like talking to a random person that was slightly annoyed that I called.
This is the kind of thing that should make you feel better about missing bitcoin or gamestop shares. For every time stupid shit like that works, there are 9999 times were you go flat broke.
>>723973319go back to tumblr
i love my cool hat and gold gun
>>723973319google "an hero"
>>723971918God damn it Carlos you son of a bitch
>>723973413I miss tumblr :(
>>723971918500 replies thread here we go
>>723971708Even the 'fitting' ones look like bad acting.People need to just disable emotes at times like this. It's not necessary to be so hip anymore.
>>723973510nerd go back to 9gag
>>723971918holy kekbest carlospost in years
>>723971540>>723971493>>723971918KEKYPOW
>>723973404Bitcoin has real value that will never go away because you can buy drugs and other stuff with it, things that are impossible to buy with fiat money. CS:GO skins are literally useless pixels.
>gaben decides to kill the cancerous speculation/stonks market over cosmetics overnightbased fat man
>>723971918Put me in the screencap
>>723971918Thank you for the chuckle
>>723971918Too bants lad
>>723972328It's worse, they were using it as a digital investment to make money
>>723971918Absolute kekima
>>723971918piss off Carlos
>>723971181kek
>>723973319newfag
>>723971918Grim. kek
>>723972339i think buying into videogame skins for profit is slightly less retarded than buying into videogame waifus for no gain
>>723973319>dumb smelly frogposter is newShocking.
>>723971918CARLOSSSSSSSS
>>723971918kek
>>723971181Damn, wish I could give him a clown emoji too.
>>723971540How easy is it do get that many?
>>723971918Best le pun spic I've seen in a great while
>>723973827you fell for bait>never go full retard
>>723973404hmmm definitely, I'm flat broke so I have nothing to invest, got a big interview coming for a huge company soon so I may invest some of my saving from thatthe obvious lesson here I guess is to diversify and to not trust digital goods
>>723971540Isn't this just steam bucks (not real money)?
>>723973950Yes it is Steam buckerinos, the moment he tries to pull it out there's no as they would say in crypto/stock market liquidity for him to sell off that much for the amount he bragged about.
>>723973950there are grey market sites to sell all that crap for crypto and real money, there's other stuff too like gambling on e-sports and shit
>>723971181what happens to the skins of these heros?are they forever locked behind a dead account?
>>723973319When someone says an hero they are referring to that person offing themself.Please don't feel left out, FrogGOD.
>>723973942Joke's on you, I was just pretending to be retarded. Bet you feel really silly now.
>>723971181True, gaben has blood on his hands now, he will no longer go to heaven
>le kekDO NOT REDEEM
>>723971181imagine being so retarded you base your economy on jpegs
>>723973319CS is a shooter and >becoming a hero >do a hero is a expression for killing yourself.
my monkeys... gone
>>723974213>heaventhis triggered some neuron and made me remember Heaven IDs here
>>723972317man and to imagine that i had enough of CS with BETA 5.0
>>723974213>gaben has blood on his hands now, he will no longer go to heavenWith where his new technological breakthrough invention is heading he will no longer have to rely on that...
>>723971918nice
>>723971181Real?
>>723971181>long time strategy for market that can disappear at the organizer's whimWhy do people do this to themselves?
>>723973087Theoretically, yes. In reality, no. You could set up a gofundme page posing as your grieving family and direct your herd of retarded sheep to it under the guise that it's "to help cover funeral expenses" but ultimately somewhere down the road you're going to get caught. When you do get caught I'm pretty sure you're going to be facing charges for fraud and you can bet your ass that you're ultimately going to be paying a lot more than whatever you made off that gofundme campaign.
>>723973319no. frog tourists aren't welcome here.
>>723971918CARLOSYou get a pass this time.
>>723971918My sides
>>723971181>he bought?
>>723971918lul
>not a single newfag here knows where an hero came from or why it's funnyis this 4chan's six seven? you just have to say it, it means nothing to 99% of people, and dumbfucks will find it funny?
And nothing of value was lost. What a fucking retard.
>>723974725become an hero you ipodless faggot
>>723974563>long time strategySelf delusion is not a strategy.
>>723971872Eh, nothing's gonna top shotgun guy.
>>723971918fuck you carlos you little spic bastard
>>723971918holy fuck kek
>>723974563You know this shit happens all the time in the real stock market, right?
>>723974725>Stop giving (You)'s to someone else's comment instead of mine >:(
>>723974725>it means nothing to 99% of peopleI very much doubt most people here don't know what an hero euphemizesThey might not know the origin,, but they certainly know the meaning
Browns, ruskies and chinks just lost everything and youre laughing... Shame on you v
>>723974563how many millions did america print out during covid again?
>>723974563It's not even a viable long term strategy. You're not trading those items for cash, you're trading them for store credit. Sure you could try selling the account but that violates the Steam ToS so they could just delete your account if you get caught trying to sell it. Also trying to sell your account is a lot more complicated than just selling items on the Steam marketplace.
>>723974725anime website btw
>>723971181>He WON, again.>(You) lost, AGAIN.Some things never change.
>>723974725It's not even really applicable in this situationbecause at least an iPod was a real thing
>>723974204considering that this meme is older than the kid now.
>>723974939You nkow the market is backed by real assets, right?If the real market gets so bad the value of said assets gets wiped the same as the speculation on them, you have nigger problems to deal with.
>>723971918Goddamn it, Carlos
https://csgocasetracker.com/daily>8.5 million cases were opened in the past 24 hours>It's normally 1-1.2 million on a normal dayHoly fuck
>>723971918Carlos, we should not.
>>723975041An hero isn't a joke anymore if you remove the context. It's just a slang word that is synonymous with suicider. Slang words aren't inherently funny.
>>723971181>i would like to sadly announceLmao
>>723975554it fucking prints money
>>723971540What am I looking at here. 609 of these 'worthless' red skins are worth over 3 million?
>>723971918loled
>>723971832I worked overnight for an answering service one time, and one of our clients was the suicide hotline. I shit you fucking not. But we're weren't allowed to actually engage with the people crying and screaming "IM GONNA FUCKIN DO IT", we had to connect them to somebody. The problem is at 3am not everybody was awake or answering their phones. So there was more than a few situations that ended with "yeah couldn't find anybody to give a shit tough break".
Hope this hits Dota 2 next
>>723975731Red skins were fucking worthless prior to the update. They now have a ton of value because they can be used for something. Anyone who had a large stockpile of trash before now has a mountain of money.
>>723972215Nigga you’re only supposed to call AFTER you do it
>>723971181lol
>>723975448cs go skins are as real assets as your speculative stocks buddo. it's simple supply and demand. supply just went up a fuck tonne for knives, but demand went up a fuck tonne for reds. That is reflected in both changes in the market in the last 24 hours.
>>723975554THEY KEEP MAKING MONEY
>>723971918deserved>>723974725pity
>>723971181EБУЧAЯ ЗAЛУПA Я ПOTEPЯЛ $1700 SUKA BLYAD
VALVE KILLED MORE CHINESE IN A SINGLE DAY THAN ANY OTHER TECH COMPANYFUCKING KNEEL RIGHT NOW
clown status?
>>723971181>>723971918>NFT bubble popped>Crypto bubble popped>Now the Counter Strike bubble poppedVirtual item merchants are finally facing the consequences of their greed.
>>723975586>Slang words aren't inherently funny.They don't have to be. In this thread it used for a pun and it worked very well
>>723971181Should have invested in literally anything that actually exists.
This sort of thing never happened on ventrilo
>>723971181RIP bozo!
>>723972215Most suicidal people aren't actually suicidal. They just want some kind of attention or someone to talk to.It's know they mean well but idk. You'd have to be really desperate to trauma dump a random stranger over a phone, and if you're that desperate and have no one else to talk to I'd imagine you'd also already have the courage to off yourself...
>>723971918rare carlos win
>AUG was 300>now 3000SELL IT SELL IT WE GAAN
>>723976328why are you posting the ghost of yotei protagonist and what does that have to do with the topic of the discussion?
>>723975950Too bad they’re what, the Commanders now?
>Gabe is now a murdererGood job I never used Steam!
>>723973950Back in my day, i used that money to buy TF2 keys and sell em for paypalI imagine the sane can be done on CS2
>>723973950Yeah, but you can sell the account and pay 50% in taxes. So that guy can end up with $1-1.2M easily.
>>723971918Thanks Carlos, it's comforting to know that there's still this many people who remember An Hero
>>723975950So each one of these redskins, that you need five of to get anything else, are worth over 5k a pop? This market is batshit.
>>723971181>during a live discord conversationkwab
>>723971540>turned people millionaires overnightHow did tanking knife value make some people rich? Acquire and sell before people catch on to the news?
>>723973674People will sell anything if they get money from it. This is Valve's fault. They have normalized gambling and retardation. People tend to hate Activision and other companies like EA for their FIFA gambling mechanics, but Valve is the questionable pioneer in this area.
>>723976562There are cs knives worth over 1 million dollars
>>723972215Because these "people" want attention. Even in their death.
>>723971181>3rd worlders actually based their life savings around CS skins Kek
>>723971181Absolutely FUCKING based. He pwned the fucking casuals once again. LITERALLY nothing of value was lost or will be lost.
>>723976642Anon it's been explained numerous times already. Knife value down, red value up. People who had a stockpile of reds gained a lot of money.
>missed out on the ez bitcoin billionaire>missed out on the ez cs skin millionaireit's over
>>723976642The value of red items skyrocketed by dozens of times.The thing is that red items were hoarded mostly by casual players. Not many stockpiled red items.
>>723976629
>>723971918good one
>>723971918motherfucker
Does any of this make more money than a job if you live in a first world country?
>>723971918Put me in the ss for the fallen, boss
>>723973319LURK MORE, NEWFAGGOT
>>723976868People became millionaires because of knife trading it is basically like stock trading
>got into tf2 trading when it was still new>waste a shitload of time and 200bux to get a terrible hat with a gaudy effect nobody wantsIn the end I feel like I learned an important lesson: all these fags woulda been better off working a part-time job than trying to "invest" in this stupid shit
>>723973569Gaben pulling the plug is no different than if Satoshi were to flood the market with all his coins.
>>723971918I'm going to hell
>red skins value is rising >I have non because they were trashTHIS IS CRYPTO OVER AGANI FUCK YOU
You are welcome, white man.
>>723971181Gabe said
>>723973817I dunno.>paypig $100 for waifu>receive monkey brain dopamine>""invest"" $100000 into digital knives>you are now destitute
>he didn't invest in Labubus Enjoy never making it
>>723977089if only the gun was edited with some skin and stickers making a slur this pic would be epic
>>723971320ban Indian aqua posters
>>723976940These bullshit digital markets made by video game companies must be regulated. Valve got away with too much crap because praise le Gaben xD
>>723971918KEEEEEEEEK
>>723971181>putting all of your money into something that isn't tangibleFucking hell
>>723971918Good one Carlos
>>723971832None of these people contribute anything to society buying and trading a digital make believe game item with literally no productive or economic value besides being a series of 1s and 0s on a game database with your user id attached, it was always going to crash to zero because TF2 will not be around forever, the day TF3 is announced, poof!
The correct term is unalived now
>>723976738Why would they have a stockpile of red before this? Why wouldn't Valve just introduce a new item that could ease people into the change instead of just rearranging the value?
>>723972295Crypto people are some of the most opsec minded people on the net if they use it it's probably better than most alternatives
>>723976868Its like crypto with even less safety nets.You can potentially make millions but also you can be financially ruined by a single video game patch like so.
>>723971181>isekais himselfWelp. I wish him luck in another world i guess
>>723977456No longer a breathing enjoyer
>>723977475>Why would they have a stockpile of red before this?Because they were cheap as fuck and some people are hoarders. It's not like you have a realistically limited inventory.
based gabe murdering thirdies who keep their money in counter-strike skins instead of in their own banana republic "currency"
>>723977561the next world is berserk
>>723977328
>>723977397Actually this was too kind, speculative investors actively ruin society and they're the same people who hoard new consoles and try to flip them on eBay.
>>723971918Son of a bitch dammit Carlos!
>>723971181lol, lmao
>>723972215They work by having the hotline call the cops on you and the cops show up to your front door harassing you
>>723976868Only for the handful of youtubers that basically use their eceleb status to middleman and take a cut in IRL money transactions/trades.
>>723971181I shouldn't be mocking the dead but holy fuck lmao
>>723977456UnalivedIn mine crap
>>723971918Too soon, Carlos.
>>723977045That’s the catch.(Almost) nobody wanted to hold onto them because they were worthless, and that fact is part of why they are now so valued.
Dotabros... when will it be our time to die?
>>723971918epic win
>>723971918heh
>>723971918i'm in the cap mom
>faux-cryptobros getting fuckedYou love to see it time and time again.
>>723971918good one, you disgusting spic
>>723977712he killed himself so he's going to hell
>>723971918Fuck you anon I'm in public
Kek. Dumb fuck
>>723977978That's the cherry on top.
>>723972215they are unironically a money laundering scam, calling them is pointlesswhen you call with your sad story and how you want to kill yourself the other guy just doesn't care at all, tells you that suicide is illegal but do whatever you want you're an adult. All in a nonchalant manner of a DMV fat nigger behind the counter
>>723972215It's for women and fags who want attention
>>723977978Hell is a state of mind. Consider this, you are walking damned in this living life, you kill yourself, and you're still "alive" on the other side, except you realize that there was mercy in ignorance and now you're dead, you see the pain and suffering you cause in your wake, and you have no way to fix it.
>>723971918CARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>723971918Fuark
>>723977712>bratty anime girl reaction picWhat a cute boy, aren't you ?~Please have discord pleeeease
>>723971918Guys the aquafag stole the carlos joke.>>723977692
>>723978089kuki…
>>723971918epic
>>723978248jeets can only steal, rape and violate
>>723978140Hell is a real place and Satan, demons, and unrepentent sinners will be cast into the immortal flames at the end of days.
>>723971918gemerald
>>723978348so just another day in the office?
>>723978348Hell isn't a real place and anyone with a brain would know that because nothing you can do in this life would deserve eternal prison torment so there are only two conclusions: God is unfair and insane or Hell is a mind prison where you are the prisoner and guard. And having lived on this planet seeing the walking damned, it's obvious what the reality is.
>>723977306In an ideal world they would be left alone, the only reason it would get regulated is because of tax implications, not to protect people. Don't be mistaken.But most of the people getting rektd here are thirdies and chinks so it's based.
>>723976642red skins that were worth like 3 dollars are now worth 60 dollars
why the fuck are these people using counter-strike as an investment portfolio
>trash game that's just a trojan horse for literal gambling and money laundering gets the legal hammerOh no, who could have seen this coming
>>723972215I called one once to see what they were like and the guy there told me I should do it.
Gna be funny when reds fall in price too after the initial rush.The supply is near infinite, demand has died.
>>723978641why the fuck are people using fiat money as reliable savingsbecause people are fucking stupid and opportunistic, that's why
>those recent negative reviewsgod damn people are so stupid with money it's hilarious
>skins market for some shitty FPS game was valued at $6 BILLION dollarsmeanwhile, I can't get a sequel to Deus Ex Mankind Divided or another Dishonored game or a new System Shock. I hate the modern video game industry. I fucking hate it.
>>723971918put me in the screencap
>>723976868Not really, no. It's a risky transaction. Selling items for cash violates the Steam ToS and if you're caught, you can expect your Steam account to get banned in which case all the shit you were trying to sell goes down the shitter. There needs to be a lot of trust between the buyer and seller (or at least acceptance of mutual account destruction if one fucks the other over) and it needs to be done very discretely, especially when a LOT of money is involved as is the case of CS knives.
this is a recession signal
>>723977653thats the worst world to be isekai'd in
>>723976868it's funny seeing thirdies considering suicide over losing like one month's salary in a normal country
>>723978810You wouldn't want a sequel from modern devs. Plus SS3 is a thing they just never have any news about it.
>>723973950can you not buy steam decks for the account funds?
Let me ask you somethin: Why in the fuck would you ever rely on an in game currency as an investment? Jesus Christ at least put it in stocks, gold, silver, commodities, real estate, even just in a shit savings account would be the better call, why in the fuck would you dedicate your financial portfolio to counter strike? Legit somebody help me figure this out, is there something that stops the Chinese from doing any of the above? Some Winnie the Pooh law that prevents it? I just can't wrap my head around any of this
>>723971181If you spent money on this shit it's just the final result of natural selection.
>>723971918Lawl
>>723971934He's saying that if you're using telegram, you're not white.
>>723979041This is the result of short-sighted people who play FPS games way too much
>>723979041Once people learn how to make money in a specific niche, they don't really want to stop.
>>723971918We are so back
>>723978790>its all broken english and chinese
>>723972829>>723972564Jews are all murderers cannonically
>>723978605>In an ideal world they would be left alone, the only reason it would get regulated is because of tax implications, not to protect people.The Troon Fortress 2 market is in the hands of a few kikes. Fuck all of these bullshit digital markets
GUYS I HAVE 2 CHROMA CASES IN A THROWAWAY ACCOUNT WHAT DO I DO
>>723971918You niggas still got this
>>723979041I made a few bucks here and there with steam, but im not a retard whale lmao. I got profit... a few dollars for more games and thats it
>>723971918Genuine top 5 Carlos contender
>AAAHHHH NOOOO>MY WORTHLESS PIXELS INGAME ARE ACTUALLY WORTHLESSwho actually thought this was a good investment
>>723973569>you can buy drugs which are impossible to buy with fiatwat?
>>723978790HolyESLSeethe
>>723971320good try aquafag
>>723978790>SAAR DO NOT REDEEM
>>723972215
>>723971181where's the liveleak video??? someone has it
>>723973569I only use crypto to buy accounts from plati to play denuvo games.
>>723978790Even with proper investing options, aren't you supposed to only invest a max of like 10% of your money? Why the fuck would you go all in on something this volatile
>>723971181What even is this shit? Cosmetics for counterstrike 2 or something?
>>723979825They're genuinely stupid there's not much more to it.
>>723972215You can notify before the attempt to send cleanup crew.
>>723971181gigabased Gaben
>>723979553I used to make around 5 trades a week and made more money than my parents about 12 years agoI cashed out when I noticed shit was going south and gayben wanted to prevent shitters like me making money of HIS platform, they did shit like this back then too
>>723971918Nice
>>723971918TOPKEK.
>>723971918https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761236407626608.mp4SAAR DO NOT REDEEM REDS FOR GOLD!!
>>723979867Just gun skins. Knives being the most desirable.
Reminder people took out loans to speculateThey're broke and now they owe the triad money that might take their organs
>>723980303good
>>723979825Depending on how much you have you should really invest as much as possible. If 6 months expenses is like 5% of your cash on hand, invest 95%. Why would you hold cash.
>>723979196This but white people when there is a chance for anal sex
>>723979959Cleanup crews enter your room and instantly know if you were (pronouns was/were) male.
>>723980409I bet you’ve learned everything about white people from porn movies pajeet
>>723980392Maybe that rule applies more for riskier investments not shit like the s&p 500 or whatever, or as advice for newbies just getting started
>>723974725Trolling is a art anon
these guys dont seem very happy... dont they know this land is made of LOVE AND PEACE?
>>723971320DO NOT REDEEM.
>>723971181xe transitioned?
>>723976328>>Crypto bubble poppedlol, sure
Steamchartfags btfo. Counterstrike is not indicative of a healthy playerbase. It's all item bots and 3rd worlders.
>>723971181>>723971320didnt this happen with TF2 already?
>>723971540>£££'s>irsFucking britbongs larping as Americans.
>>723971181Extremely based Speculators deserve all the deaths Hopefully it's the Jews soon too
>>723980723>tfw china sanctions steam over this
>>723980729>Hopefully it's the Jews soon tooNot likely since you keep voting for Trump (thanks for by the way, you're my nigga
>>723971540damn i wish i was that guy
>>723980590lmao those guys seething, imagine the big whales
>>723971918I didn't laugh and neither did 99% of the replies, they just wanted to be remembered in a screencap they all thought was going to be made of this post. You're all faggots.
>>723980684You mean the crate depression? That wasn't a big deal.
>>723971918god damn it carlos
>>723971181top kekbased gaben
>>723980851>I'm a bitter faggot so everyone else is!
>>723974725People found it funny because it was a decent pun.Nobody is pissing themselves just because someone said an hero.>>723975586The context wasn't what made it funny in the first place, beyond the context of it being deeply unserious despite being used in a serious context, which is still the case here.
>>723980851how much did you lose Ivan?
>>723971918Kwkw8
>>723971540He needs to offload as much as he can asap
>>723973907Not very. You still need to find a real buyer for it. CS market is like real stock market, when it says that something costs $100 it just means that the last transaction was made for that price. There could be 0 orders for them at that price and the next order could be like $10 for example. When somebody caves in and sells it for 10 the price will go down to 10, same vice versa. It's always a tug of war between sellers and buyers.
>>723980662Explain to me how this affect my playstyle or the gameplay in any form, or my 5 dollar inventory
>>723980851>You're all faggots.I love girldick
>>723976696... why?
GabeN just drove a trans person to suicide. I hope you guys are happy.
>>723980851i'm definitely chuckling when i read it
>>723980851Kek You definitely lost money didn't you?
>>723981021Saudi princes play CS
>>723980904B O G G E D
>>723981026Proof they died?
This shit needs to be investigated for insider trading. Imagine working at valve and actually knowing what is coming in future updates
>>723981072they just bought EA, surely they can make their own game that's just off-brand CS
>>723972339>>723973817>>723977142>homeless man calls another homeless man a broke ass
>>723981072What is up with browns and Counter Strike anyways?Can’t just be because it can run on a literal toaster if even gorillionare oil barons are playing it.
>Gabe killed more people than TimKNEEL TO THE BLOODGOD
>>723981180>steambucks>insider trading
>>723976868It's the same as day trading stocks: i.e. a complete waste of time and money for the vast majority of people, and your income is tied to your investment anyway so you may as well make a conventional investment then go work a normal job.
>>723971320FPBPFUCK VALVEFUCK GAYBENTOTALSTEAMDRONESDEATH
>>723981209It's free and can run on anything
>>723980851
>>723971918Oldfag moment
>>723971320Kill yourself too pajeet. Everyone here will be happy if you do
>>723971918Newfag here. I don't get this joke, can someone explain like I'm 5? Thanks.
> I didn't laugh and neither did 99% of the replies, they just wanted to be remembered in a screencap they all thought was going to be made of this post.>You're all faggots.
why does valve even get away with promoting gambling (to kids), facilitating gambling and other such psychological destructive gameplay elements
>>723981180Valve insiders could just give themselves a bunch of knives and sell them. They don't need to do this to profit from "insider trading".
>>723981026>still the same fucking game>"RIP counterstrike because skins are easier to obtain now"I'm happy these retards are in ruins actually, fuck them.
>>723978810play deadeye deepfakevery cheap but very kino indieshit. unprecedented playstyle variety
>>723981375kekarooooooo
>>723980851How deep in the hole are you Anon?
>>723981360there's lots of hero shooters so now this is an hero shooter
>>723981389This culling these types is actually a good thing for society
>>723981026>Learn your playerbase They did lol, the average player has like 3 dollar inventory at best
>>723980851I exhaled air through my nose forcibly
>>723981383You can't buy their lootcrates from them, only trade for them with other players.
>>723971918Goddammit Carlos
>>723971918You were alright and pretty based today, Carlosfag. Well done.
>>723978778Non-fiat money was always still at the whim of the backer, don't kid yourself.There's no such thing as "savings" outside of keeping enough money to cover short term emergencies handy. Everything else is an investment that can go up in flames. Diversification is the only defense.
>>723971918put me in the screencap etc.
>>723981180It's not stocks and it's a private company. If you speculated and lost money it's all on you
>>723971320It's even funnier considering we've already seen this exact thing happen before with the unusal hat fiasco in tf2.>valve releases new series of crate>turns out the crate is bugged and always gives unusuals>proto NFT niggers with their entire net worth sunk into hats with planets floating around them go berserk>valve proceeds to have a 3 day lunch break before coming back in and just deleting the crate, no roll backs or anything.
holy based, people who care about muh skins are retarded
>>723977978I suggest actually reading the bible.
>>723971181lmao what a retard, get owned xD
>>723971181This is nothing new for him.Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
Can a steam cultist give me a quick rundown on why people kill themselves over DRM content? I don't understand.
GABEBACK-PORT THESE CHANGES TO TF2AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>723980392You aren't supposed to invest more than 10% in any one thing, is what he's talking about.
>>723981383Counter strike has a PEGI rating of 18 and an ESRB of mature. The obvious legal defense would be that children should not be playing the game in the first place.
>>723981520 they still facilitating gambling but with extra steps
>>723981642They borrowed money to speculated on digital goods. Digital goods are now worthless and they owe real world money to the triad that will harvest their organs
>>723981642imagine if someone just deleted your crypto savings overnightthat's what Valve didit's a stupid investment but hey gamers aren't known for being economically savvy
>>723981642i mean i only use steam and no other platform and i don't fuckin' get whats going on eitherbut i don't play CSGO so whatever
>>723971918Goddamn it, Carlos!
>>723973950pretty sure you cash out in steam decks/indexs
>>723971918Very nice
i hope more people kill themselves, russians especially.
>>723981790Plenty of 3rd party websites where you can just sell your skins for actual money.
>>723981790I don't think Steam can produce 2 billions dollars worth of steam decks
>>723981642When you play the game you can randomly get lootcrates which contain skins. Some skins are rarer than others. Players can trade skins and crates with each other, even for money. Some skins are rarer so they commanded a higher price, and this kept escalating until you started having skins worth hundreds or thousands of dollars. Now valve made it so that previously worthless skins can be transformed into valuable ones easily, which kills the value of the rarer skins and inflates the value of the previously worthless skills. And some people invested thousands into trading this shit so their stock of rare skins just plummeted in value.
>>723981721>>723981728>>723981734Why the fuck would you even put your life savings in a DRM program? What the fuck.
>>723975448>You nkow the market is backed by real assetsYou don't even know what "backed" means, dumbass. It means you can trade whatever the fuck you have for the asset it's "backed" by. Can I trade 1 share of MS for one room in MS HQ? If not, it's not backed by shit
>>723971181Why should I care a ruskie decided to kill himself?
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WAIT FOR THE DIP, FARTLORDS
Timmy wishes he had such power. But all he does is seethe on twitter
Why do third worlders "invest" in pixels instead of actually investing and growing their economy?
>>723981970generations-long alcoholism induced brain damage
>>723981970russpigs are not known for their intelligent
>>723981970Because for a while it was easy money and if you timed it right you could have been a millionare
>>723971181>NFTnigger kill themselvesAnd all is right with the world
>>723981970Why did people put so much money into NFTs? They're idiots.
>>723982041one is publicly traded and owned by kikesthe other is owned by Gay Benstop confusing fingers with cocks, anon
>>723982080A promise of higher and faster returns, which inevitably crashes down on them.
So, do you think they will come for TF2 key and hat next?
>>723971918Jesus Christ.
>>723971181Back to WoW bot farming
>>723971918BASEDASED
>>723982210I hope
>>723982093
>>723971181Gabe Newell should probably be in hiding right now no joke.
>>723971918Yes, I giggledYes, you're getting deported back to fucking Mexico you cheeky little shit
>>723980851>E33 fag mad
>>723981026>11 products>1500 hours in one gameonline shooter players aren't gamers, fuck them
>>723980479Should've guessed it.
>>723971918CARLOOOSS
>duuude why would you buy fake internet coinsJust a reminder that bitfart was 200 bucks a decade ago and the only reason you're not rich is you weren't smart enough to buy it
>>723982289Why's the price in yen
>>723982332Whats big enough to hide his fat ass?
>>723981918Do you think a bank could cash out every customer at once?
>>723982506Probably Yuan since a lot of chinks trade these
>>723971181>>723971552>This is like annuda bloody Bengal famine!
>>723971320I remember when they cucked artifact players and their axe cards.
>>723982523yo mama
>>723971181How is this a bad thing for normal people.
>>723982609
>>723971918oh carlos
>>723980851But I laughed
>>723971918yep, baste
>>723971181>clown emojikek
>>723971181whats the actual qrd? they did the CS equivalent of reprinting trading cards?
>>723971181Based
>>723982080Valve fun money still has more value than their country's currency
>>723976985true. for the time i spent trading, i could have made way more from working minimum wage
>my 3 cents skins doubled in priceoh yeah, it's all coming together
>>723982898basically, from what I understand, valve made it so that you can exchange 5 covert things for a covert knife, making the "original" knifes before that worth way less but made misc covert items shoot to the moonsomething something supply and demand caused the market to get nuked
>>723971918WWWWWWW
>>723982898more like you can trade in 5 useless cards to get an ultra foil deluxe platinum card signed by vitalik
>>723971918Carlos!
>>723971181>gamble>lose>blame someone else for your idiocy
>>723971181How much could 40 knife pngs cost?
>>723982610it's not. skincels are dead but people will be happy to get knives for cheap.
>>723971181No on is asking the real question, is there a recording of this live suicide?
>>723971918based
Crazy to think I sold all my skins for mere pennies when I used to play CS
>>723971181Based Gabe.
>>723971181NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>>723982523The ocean
>>723971918CARLOS YOU SON OF A POXY WHORE
>>723981026based gayben
>>723971918Carlos you son of a bitch
>>723981858>New sanctions on Russian oil>Another refinery exploded >Generals grumbling about needing another 2 million men to finally finish the three week SMO three years later>Now thisBad time to be Ruski
>>723983454>invests in yacht companies right before this updateNow it all makes sense
>>723983243This only negatively effected the price of gloves and knives. People with skins are winning bigly.
>>723971918Carlos! You son of a bitch, kek.
>>723971918CARLOSYOU CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>723971181based, fuck png speculators
>>723983549Nah, skins are all also crashing since the sentiment is in the gutters. This will become more apparent in 1-2 weeks.
>>723972317>cs2I'm honestly surprised at how hard Valve managed to fuck up the most basic shooter formula that has worked perfectly for 25 years.
>>723983713This, you have to be retarded to see others get rug-pulled and think "nah, this won't happen to ME"
>>723983038You can start planning an early retirement
>>723983837You have to be retarded to invest thousands into this shit to begin with so I don't know why you think they'd be wise enough to dump now
>>723971918what a blast from the past
>>723971918Mamma mia carlos
>>723971918Fucking Carlos stealing play of the game.
>>723971918>sensiblechuckle.gif
>>723971918U alright spic boy
>>723981383>wahhh think of the childrenFuck off.
>>723971918Gottem
>>723971918PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP YOU BITCH ASS SAAAAAAAR BLOODY BASTARD
>>723978973then again, the prices of these fictional items are often more stable than their actual fucking currencyknew an argentine who invested in skins partially because they held their value better than pesos
>>723971320these are the same people who laugh at other who diversive their investment and branch out unto things that actually make money of necessities like agriculture, mining ores, hygiene products, tool manufactures and so onthey deserve this kind of thing
>>723980013I mean, sure. Made some 100 bucks trading and selling trading cards and bought a few gamesbut these knives go for 1000+, insane amounts of money to "invest" into a gaming platform
>>723971918KEKYou'll be deported last, Carlos
>>723978973This guy lost more money than you have ever seen: 909,620.55 USD
>>723971181>Committed suicide during a live discord calllink to the call or any proof whatsoever?
>>723984332meant this guy >>723982093
>>723984332why not invest it into an actual fund like a smart person instead of sitting on the most volatile "market" imaginable?
>>723984332skins aren't moneyhe has exactly as much as he started with
>>723979825>aren't you supposed to only invest a max of like 10% of your money?You should invest what you're comfortable with losing. That changes depending on how much you make and how much you need to spend regularly. It might be as little as 1% or as much as 50%.
JANNY STICKY THIS THREAD
>>723971918Kek. Can I repost this on xitter?
I like a good bit of schadenfreude but I'm scared of bad karma laughing at people dying
>>723984679>people dyingIt's ok, most of them mare russian anyway.
>>723980479Very interesting read, regardless if its fake or not cause the internet and specially reddit is fake and gay always
>>723971918Caarlooos!
>>723971918LMAO
NOOOOOOO NOT THE RUSSIAN MONEY LAUNDERING SCHEME AAAAAAAA
>>723984674nobody is stopping you and i don't really care so go ahead
>>723984763This, I call bullshit on the child cage and "written plans"
>>723983760The only reason we haven’t seen a HL3 yet is because Valve is still working out how to insert lootboxes and an item economy.They don’t give a fuck about gameplay anymore.
>todayNewfags don't remember third party site cull and death's that occurred due to it
>>723971918See you at r/4chan my hecking friendarinos
>>723971918Holy fucking based Carlos
>>723983760Fuck up how? Still a massively popular shooter with basic mechanics.
>>723971181Kek he’s alive check his channel. It’s a fat bait
>>723982435You know what's funny? They have to keep recreating trans subreddits because they always become MtF trans people making phobic and exclusionary comments about FtM.
>>723971918you win this time carlos
>>723971918stolen from other threads, what utter trash this place has become since third world niggers invaded
>>723985398hello aquafag
>>723985398t. aquajeet
>>723971918i'm just refreshing the page to this
>>723981630based shitposter
>>723971918Goddamn Carlos!
>>723981790>Buy 3 million dollars worth of steam decks>Sell them on the black market>Make back potentially more than 3 mil over timeholy dick
>>723971918I too found this post humorous
>>723986087Well I found it pre humorous.
>>723985232how do you even know this
>>723981653>life not wifebe better
>>723971181THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY FAGGOTS IMAGINE IF YOU LOST YOUR SHIT. ALL MY SHIT MEANS NOTHING FAGGOTS
>>723984891Didn't one of the recent tranny shooters have just that written in xer diary?
>>723982289from 137 to 58,20 dollars (if its yen)damn
Pathetic creatures
