Out of nowhere, completely unannounced, Valve dropped an update that completely changed CS2's economy and people are killing themselves en masse over this.
So basically CS2 is an hero shooter now
>>723977692Maybe these people should be fighting to fix their country instead of fighting over vertexes with coloring on them
>>723977716KEKFIPPY BIPPY
I hope a lot of them actually kill themselves, the world would be a better place without these wastes of spaces.
>>723977716Joke stealing pajeet
>>723977716Pls, don't steal from Carlos
>>723977716posting in epic thread
>>723977692What exactly did Valve do?
>>723977716holy shit fpbp
723977716You aint no carlos bitch
>>723977716holy shit FPBP>>723978027Basically out of nowhere they released an update that lets you convert red items (which used to be worthless and mostly held by casual players) into knives and gloves (the most valuable items in the game with some being worth over 1m dollars, owned exclusively by whales and traders)
>723977716>aquajeet stealing the joke from anon in the other threaddo the needful and don't reply
>>723977692>17:53:41 >>723977716>17:53:57really now, guys? you can't tell a samefagging OP when you see one?
>>723978027They made ultra rare skins not so rare. Some retards spent 100k plus on them and now they're worthless
>>723977716>not even mexicans are safe from thieving indiansIt's truly a sad world we live in
>>723977716
>>723977957First day on 4chan?
>>723977716best /v/ post this week
>>723978237don't you need to wait a minute before sending another post? Did he use..... his cellphone?
>>723977716kys joke stealing tranime posterand don’t forget put this in the le ebin screencap faggots
>>723978167>>723978269So why should we be angry bout that? Sounds based
>>723978381No honor between browns
>>723978473Not when you're the op, you can post the first post instantly and usually it takes people some time to see your post pop up in the catalogbeing posted within less than 20 seconds is a clear tell
>>723977716Holy based Aquafag. Fuck Mexicans send them back to Brazil where they belong.
>>723977692Digital goods were a mistake.
>>723978501I lost 5k
>>723978563damn op is a fag
>>723977692They just made a million more McSkillets
>>723978473>>723978563>>72397868420 Seconds is about the time it takes to type up the new post, do the captcha, pull up a pic rel and post it, tooSo yes, unless someone saw his post about what just so happens to be a current meme topic, thought up a le epic joke and started writing it instantly on the very second the post appeared in the catalog... Op is, in fact, a fag
>>723977692I missed the part where that's my problem.
>>723977692This was literally part of my retirement.I was sitting on 14K USD cos is better than stock in my own country but now it's fuckin worthless.
>>723978852Lol shut up OP you samefagging loser
>>723977716STOLEN VALOR>>723971918>>723971918>>723971918>>723971918
>>723978882Should have sold sooner
>>723978852>>723978945fuck off op we already caught onto you youre not wiggling your way out of this
>>723979017What? I'm not me
>>723979004Hey fuck you bro first of all. Life is hard here in Bulgaria okay and I thought I secured my future by unboxing that skin.Let me just wire out a good eight years of your retirement and see how well you hold up?
>AK Aquamarine revenge (my beloved) went down a bit>Hydra gloves went up then downweird shit
2 billion dollars gone in the wind
>>723979151I'm not the one stupid enough to gamble my future on a digital knife
Shouldn't have shilled so much about the 30% so much thirdies.
>>723977692why do they try to stop people from doing it?none of the people answering those calls give a shit about the people who lost everything. they only do it for brownie points
>>723977692i don't play fps shit, what is the qrd?
>>723977692>Bad financial decisions are leading people to suicide after Valve updated a children's video game
>>723978925>person makes carlos pun>anime fag tries to take creditmany such cases
I don't understand anything about this :D
>>723979268Ah yes my bad I should have went all in on crypto I forgot /biz/ is a board full of millionaires.
>>723979235Why? Won't those red skins become as valuable as knives proportionally?
I’ve been a loyal player of counter strike since source. I played global offensive religiously, and have traded over $4,000 worth of skins in my time. I currently own a stattrak talon doppler phase 2 with a blue laminate AK that has iBP 2014 sticker (non holo).As soon as I heard this news (an hour ago) I realised what it meant, and went to sell my skins. Unfortunately ALL of the trading websites are down at the moment, so I can’t even cash my shit out.I know it was stupid of me to keep such a large chunk of cash in game skins but I did not think valve would pull this on users out of nowhere. As SOON as I can I am cashing out my knife and selling my AK to someone. My knife has gone from $2600 yesterday to being valued at $900 today.This is fucked
>>723977692>and people are killing themselves en masse over thisthey are not you retard
lmaoooo imagine investing into something like this unironically
>>723979235People are cashing out. Red skins were mostly held by casuals who are now absorbing the wealth of traders. This is making traders frustrated and they are quitting trading altogether.
>>723977692Who would guess that Valve would start the Great cleanse?
>>723977716Fuck off faggot stop stealing jokes from Mexicans
>>723979498>I did not think valve would pull this on users out of nowhereReally? Doing this out of nowhere is the most Valve thing ever
>>723977692>cs2 skin market crashLot's of Russians will be throwing themselves out of windows then
this isn't quite as dumb as crypto because there are people actually buying stuff to have it, but it's pretty close
>>723978167>hmm there's an awfully lot of demand for knives, maybe we should make them easier for players to get so they don't have to spend $1,000How does Gabe manage to be so based?
why would anybody pay money for game items? seems dumb to me.
In hindsight I am fairly lucky.I got the knife for $1200 in 2019 and then it rose to $2500, i knew I should’ve sold it a few months ago.Most of the skins i used to own i sold, my gloves I sold while they were still expensive. The AK i was very lucky to get for almost free. If anything I will potentially hold onto the AK just because.But the knife I am going to lose massively on unless I can sell it quickly. I want that gone asap
wtf I love that fat fuck Gabe now
>>723978426Actually it's my second week
>>723979404basically, from what I understand, valve made it so that you can exchange 5 covert (basically the highest "rarity" for items) things for a covert knife, making the "original" knifes before that worth way less but made misc covert items shoot to the moonsomething something supply and demand caused the market to get nuked
>>723979382Counter strike has cosmetic items. Knives and gloves are absurdly priced, like $1,000 minimum.Valve updated it so you can combine items to get rarer ones, instead of having to unlock them. A lot like crafting in team fortress 2. This crashed the value of knives and gloves, many people who used them as a savings account.
>>723979537>Red skins were mostly held by casualsGabe always thinking about the working class, fuck paypiggies
The knife is still hovering around 900-1500, so I’ll dump it as soon as i can for Bitcoin. Because i know it’s going to go down further, and even if it doesn’t, i don’t trust Gabe after this I would rather buy gold or silver or something that can’t be “updated”
>>723978925thanks
>>723978501it is based. only thirdies are upset about it because they dumped their life savings into a speculative vidya skins market
>>723979061>>723979139>>723978852did these people even loose that much money?
>>723979624All eastern europe it's so bleak.I don't expect amerifats to understand though.
This was a complete dog act by GabeUpdating CSGO to CS2 was in itself a retarded decision that almost fucked the game but this latest update will 100000% be the nail in the coffin He just took any hope of the game surviving and nailed it so deep into the groundCounter strike is *officially* dead from this moment on. any person with a brain left will move to Valorant right now and never invest money into skins ever again Fuck gabe, fuck counter strike, and fuck gun skins
>>723979864>gold or silver or something that can’t be “updated”what is hyperinflation
>>723977716>an herohello saar
This is actually making me want to reinstall and play the game again for the first time in years. Maybe I can finally get a cool knife
>>723977692But they didn't delete any knives from existence, did they? Everybody still has what they paid for. Why the drama?
>>723979904I just lost 2k in a daySome other people have lost like 50 grandOne guy on my friends list lost 100 grand worth of knivesPeople are going to kill themselves over this. Im lucky i only lost 2 grand
>>723977692Why are dumbasses trading FPS cosmestics (can you even see your character, I don't get it) for real money? Are they retarded?
>>723978167basedskin traders are idiots for putting their life savings into a system that someone else has every right to change as they see fit at any moment they want to
>>723979981SAAAAR WE SAPPORT RIOT NOW SAAAR
>>723980001>he doesn't know what an hero isnewfag...
>>723979498>Unfortunately ALL of the trading websites are downWhatever could the reason be
>>723980050They just massively pumped up the supply and now all prices are crashingLike 80% crashes in six hours. It’s that bad people lost thousands last night, millions even.
>>723980070Imagine investing 100 grand in in game items in a videogame. I didn't know people could be that retarded. I thought buying wow gold was as dumb as it gets.
>>723979904No. Because it was never real to begin with. Speculative trading is always a fool's trap, but doubly so with virtual items that don't exist.
>>723979981You mean insurgency sandstorm
>>723977692having items be worth real world money was kind of stupid for this exact reasonthere's nothing stopping devs from rugpulling you in your sleep valve is also pretty stupid for enabling these gambling autists and it'll probably come back to bite them in the ass since at least one of them will probably want revenge
>>723980163Yeah i cant liquidate shit right now I just tried like 20 different sites and they’ve all disabled trading “due to steam updates”I want off the boat NOW gabe Right now
>>723979410Nta, but maybe get a job faggot lmfao this is the greatest day of my life. Thank you based gaben. This was a better gift than HL3
>>723980098>anons live in shithole countries where their currency can't be trusted at all>CSGO cosmetics are unironically incredibly accessible as a market, very secure and can be liquidated fast if neededI can see why they do it for the same reason they get into crypto.
>shit game update>*crickets*>NFTs crash>RAAAAAAAAAAAHNobody actually plays this game
>>723977716now post it on your twitter you actual fucking shitskin thief
>>723980070yeah' it's a lot. but i never got people killing themselves for loosing money on speculation, it's a risk you took and some people are poor, why cant you be one of them?
>>723980203Nah bro theres rich Chinese who will spend $40,000 on knives as a way to hide their net worth Valve just took all of their most loyal user base and kicked them all in the balls People will legitimately suicide over this man
>>723977692BROS I HAVE 2 LEFTOVER CHROMA CASES GRANDFATHERED FROM CS:GO WHAT DO I DO NOW
>>723980173lol
>>723977716very original joke sarr, don't forget to post it on twitter as well
>>723980347I took the risk and im not mad about it personally, I will sell my remaining nfts for what i can and never trust valve again. They just lost a lot of loyal users lmaoBut i can’t speak for what other people will do, there are other people who took out loans to buy skins and shit
>>723978473>Did he use..... his cellphone?this is an incredibly common samefagging tactic, yes
>>723980070It's a skin in a game, that shit was never 'worth' anything, bro. You bought a skin, you had some fun with it but in the end it never had any value
Wait, what happened? I had some ancient boxes worth like 700 bucks that I wanted to trade in for a deck 2 at some point.
>>723980001HOLY newfag
>>723980370 >People will legitimately suicide over this mangood. "people" who put all their eggs into a speculative vidya skins market should all kill themselves. they are beyond retarded
>>723980335Kek true
>>723980483Well. It’s still “worth” 900-1200’ish in crypto. But yes youre right. in the coming weeks itll tank to 200So i want to sell it right the fuck now but all the websites are down
>>723980070Nobody lost that much. You had items that were speculated to be worth that much, but you weren't selling them anyway and certainly nobody was actually buying for those prices. You may have spent hundreds on cases and keys over the years to try to get all those skins, but in practice you never had that much money to begin with and have also not lost it today.
>>723980305>steam destroying shitskin asset valuewtf i love valve now
>>723980494They will be worth like 2k in a month
crypto next, please :)
>>723980567Actually they wiped off almost two billion from the market cap overnight So people lost two billion dollars overnight all up
>>723977716FPBP
>>723980386holy shit, I just checkedI have 53 cases, with most of them being 3 euros, some even 5I am rich
>>723980481>loyal usersFinancial speculators and money laundering thirdies you mean.They certainly didn't lose any customers.
>>723980567I have never bought a single case, I used to trade high value items only.The shit I have you can’t really get from cases.I did have that money to begin with because I used it to buy the skins that I used to trade
>>723980630Can you explain why? I really don't know shit about this whole skin trading shit. I just got the boxes early around csgo release and never touched them. I just check every other year and see that they went up in value.
>>723980483Exactly. These people trying to list knife skins for thousands were always just coping and not taking into account that nobody was buying for those prices. It is and always was a buyer's market. Valve simply gave these people a reality check in order to finally clear out millions of skin listings on the community market that haven't moved in years. Third worlders really thought this shit was portfolio trading.
>>723978167Lmao those items have their prices artifically jacked up by traders and bots. Get fucked scalpers. Gaben is absolutely based.
Sad to see. I have spent money on some questionable stuff, but I never really understood this whole economy. My friend tried explaining how people used to sell items in Diablo (or maybe their accts) and even then it was astonishing.
Sometimes whenever I feel bad about spending upwards of 150 bucks on fetish commissions, I think of these kinds of "people" and realize, I could be doing much much worse with it. At least with art you get something personalized and non-speculative out of it.
>>723980567I will probably get around 1k for my knife in Bitcoin and if I’m lucky ill keep the AK and that will rise, since the stickers on that cant be traded up for The thing that bothers me is that I could’ve sold the knife last week for 2500. But oh well
>>723977716>an hero is now newfag baitor maybe I'm getting reverse-baited
Neeeeeee noooooor neeeeeeee noooooor
>>723979679They did this so more transactions will go through Steams marketplace that has $2k listing cap and many items cost more. With this move reds skyrocket in price and golds go down but not to a point of complete crash or reds going for over $2k. People now will do more transactions through Steam instead of trading through 3rd party sites so Valve gets cut now. This move isnt based its insanely kosher actually, okay maybe a bit it is since it smoked retarded pixel le investors collectors lmao.
Nobody will ever be able to “trade up” for this because it was from an event So as long as I dump my knife im good
>>723977692isnt the money from csgo market forever stuck in your steam wallet? so what's the point?
>>723980990Nah people trade skins outside of steam for Bitcoin Thats why valve is mad and did this
>>723980990There are many sites where you can cash out anon. Crypto,paypal or even direct payment to your bank account whatever you chose. Site gets some % obviously but its not bad at all.
Fuck im mad at gabe FUCKFUCKING HELL GABE NEWELL WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LET EVERYONE TRADE UP FOR FREE KNIVES
>>723980673No. They wiped a pretend 2 billion off of a pretend market cap. It never existed, there was no actual market value for these things. You have to have buyers. This is no different than someone trying to sell a busted 20 old car on Facebook marketplace asking $5000+ and saying "No low offers, I know what I have". For an item's value to be real, it has to have people willing to pay that price for it. These skins never actually did. It was just gamblers all hyping each other up over rarity and forgetting that a digital item can't actually be scarce.
>>723981065Valve is based for causing this much seething over skins..
>NOOOOOOOO!!! NOT MY KNIFE NFTS!!!!!
I don't have any money to start trading.
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUCCKKKKhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziYFFFUUUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>723980990only if you sell it. if you have a brick of solid gold, but the market for them crashes, what's it worth if you continue to hold onto it?
>>723980673lmfao deal with Monopoly kiddie toy money win Monopoly prizes
>>723979804thanks for the explanation. Somehow I find this very satisfying. I don't know why.
lollmao even
>>723981172You’re an idiot, there’s dozens of websites with bots that automatically buy your items. It’s an instant, automated process.You can instantly cash your shit out for crypto. I could instantly sell my knife for 1k to a trading bot right now if the websites weren’t undergoing maintenance.
>>723977716fuck off copycat, come up with your own jokes
If you kill yourself over CS skins, it's probably just natural selection at work
>>723981478No you couldn't, because if you could have you would have before today. Keep falling to misunderstand market economics though, it's amusing to me.
>>723980673>>723981172>>723981478Post proof, link a skin from the steam market place that sold fpr thousands.
>>723981525Throwing all their money at it to begin with was already Darwinism hard at work. Imagine being so brown that you think video game weapon skins are an investment and treating it like a stock market or bank account.
>>723980512>implying the stock market is no fucking different from steam's funny moneyit's a gambling den>inb4 b-but you invest in the g-growth of t-the economy!have you heard of the quarterly earnings treadmill and the recent waves of enshittification? it's all the stock market's fault
>>723981570What are you talking about?What do you mean link a skin from the marketplaceYou go on a third party website and sell your skins to a trading bot rightThats how it works
>>723980278I HAVE a job but you should double check salaries here they're all dogshit.A lot of guys in my generation are trying to get ahead financially but the only ways to do it are to try and sneak into these schemes like with CS2 or other commodity shits.
>>723981172There are tons of sites that let you cash out skins what do you mean? Funny thing is this will only hurt wannabe investors that were storing wealth in them, it will do nothing for cashing out skins themselves, in fact it would be more convenient with reds being 30-60, it allows for more incremental cashing out.
>>723981710>is no fucking differentmeant isn't any different
>>723977692Based valve making it easier to get knives for everyone elseFuck traders
>>723979662Crypto itself (BTC, XMR, LTC) can be used to buy things though and XMR has a privacy usecase outside of all other coins.CS skins are worthless the moment CS goes offline or an update kills the market (like this one)
>>723981772You don't sell it on the steam market space?
>>723981561I HAVE sold dozens of skins before today I was just holding onto the knife retard I have over 5k in btc transactions from csgo skins back from when I used to do itI used to use skins.cash and cs money the most Both are down right now
>>723977692goodCS is bad
>>723981772>>723981779Was never real. You got duped.
>>723981172it was speculative value but so are stocks. the prices were at the level they were because anything cheaper was bought. it's no more or less real than nvidia's 4 trillion. i know you have a hate boner for it because the pricing kept you from getting your low IQ skin fix but there's nothing exceptionally "pretend" about this market.
>>723979498Dude, do you even know how market works? What does> I did not think valve would pull this on users out of nowhereeven mean? If they told you about this in a blog post the prices would tank exactly as they have now because people would react accordingly
>>723977692lol
>>723981710and I would never put all of my money into the stock market either. I treat the stock market like a casino. everything I put in, I expect to lose. never invest more than you can stand to lose
>>723981846No. Valve takes like a 15% cut and you cannot cash out your money like on trading sites.
>>723981839i get those can be used but 99% of the other ones people are purely buying just to sell to some other retard who is just also looking to sell it
>>723979139why the fuck do they buy so much of this shit? just buy one that you are going to use
>>723981846You can’t sell skins for real money on steams marketplace You can only sell it for steam creditsThats why people sell it outside of steam and thats why valve is angry lolBecause people were selling skins for crypto and bank deposits and venom and shit
>>723981931No wonder valve fucked you over. Your own fault for using trade bot. If I was valve I would have destroyed the economy decades ago.
reposting from another thread because I thought it was funny
Crazy to think that outside of America, you could spend the rest of your life comfortably with just $300. Men fight and die every day, suffer in the salty quartz mines, for less than $1 a day.
>>723981906It was real. But yes I got duped.We all did.Gabe has scammed us all. Steam will never be the same again >>723981883This doesnt just fuck counter strike Steam and valve in general just fucked their whole reputation and are known as scammers from now on
lmao basedtotal crypto crash
>>723981958Based Valve, yes.
>>723980001(you) farmer or new?
>>723982002Yeah gabe was big mad But in the end he just fucked himself overThe whales will recover from this, valve not so much…
>>723982035sacrifice ritual for half life 3
>>723982002You are replying to a different anon, I don't own much in CSGO skins. I was just explaining why people use third parties over the official steam marketplace.
>>723977692why do you end your life over jpgs and model for videogames?
>>723981172thisif it's worth so much then why didn't they sell but hoard? lol
>>723982038That's what I have been trying to say here!If you had some skin... 4k 10k or fuck even higher... You could be set.A lot of us relied on this for our livelihoods because doing regular ass jobs don't get you any ahead.
>>723977716why is it always the aquafag that ruins everything
>>723982057Didn't scam me, because I wasn't an idiot who mistakenly thought video game skins had real value. And the funniest part is you haven't learned your lesson at all because you still insist your items had monetary value lmao.
>>723981839Fuck man im so angry at gabe
>>723982175It's thirdworlders
>>723982242They do still have value and the second the trade bots are back online i am selling all of my shit They just won’t have as much value as they had last week thats all. Expensive lesson I guess
>>723982002It literally did nothing to stop cashing out skins.
>>723977692class action lawsuit time? some chinese trader lost 900k
>>723981936Oh 100% I agree with you there, 99% are just speculative gambling opportunities.
>>723980370>Valve just took all of their most loyal user base and kicked them all in the balls Professional traders don't even play the games they leech off. The actual user base is probably happy about having access to cheaper items
...vaaaaas?
>>723977716>aquafag outsmarted carlosI Kneel faggot
FUCKING HELL GABFUCK FUCK FUCK FUUCJJJCFUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKFUCKK
>>723982142They're losing nothing since none of you guys used the market.
>>723982481They lost their whole reputation No whales will ever trade with valve again
>>723982470You don't get it, Gabe needed to buy his 9th megaboat
>>723982403The actual value of the skins come from what people place on them, not on what Valve says it is. They have avoided class actions for years since they say that they only support the Steam Market which is only tied to Steam and various court decisions have ruled that skins have no real world value.
>>723977716LMAO
>>723982175slavs/chinks/SEA have their retirement funds in skins
>>723982057>Steam and valve in general just fucked their whole reputation and are known as scammers from now onIronic how the jeets and chinks are calling anyone scammers. Something something kettle, black pot yada yada.
If they were stupid enough to put so much investment into video game skins, were their lives really worth anything to begin with?
>tfw i made a few bucks on cs2 and these retards put THOUSANDS and lost it all
>>723982542They already weren't. All the trading happened off site. If anything, this will get more people trading on the Steam market because now they can actually afford the cool skins
>>723977716this fag steals jokes
>>723982552This is not making me like Americans any more. I already held them in low regard.
>>723977716I just got it
>>723977692>>723977716KEKAROOOO
so should I unbox some crates I have left over and sell the skins? Do I need to install CS2 to unbox shit?
>>723977716FPBP KEKAROOOOO
all skins are tanking. will be nice buying skins at cheap once retards are done panic selling
>>723982796>I don't like America>but my entire life revolves around American games and American companies and American menmust suck for you lmao
Why do people put serious investments into stuff like this? Fucking why?
>>723977716fokkin 'el lad
>>723982834>should I play the slot machineare you fucking retarded?
i wonder how many times aquafag has replied to himself
I’m reading this thread and this shit is just all so embarrassing. Speculative market was such a mistake. What a hellhole we live in. We used to value worthwhile commodities like property, food, resources. Now gambling addicted midwits are dropping all their savings into trash like video game skins and cardboard trading cards. Who is buying this shit at the end of it all
>>723982910Well to be honest most countries around the world do not like you guys.You can be sure this anon will now support any candidate who is anti america.
>>723982941>why do people gambleMonkey brain wants dopamine
>Year of our Lord 2025>Counterstrike still can't figure out gamepad controls
>>723978168who cares man if i see someone stealing my joke or meme pic i am flattered
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>723977716>an heronice english retard
Gabe is a real nigga. Tim Cuckney wouldn't be able to make niggas kill themselves over videogames.
what does Valve gain from this besides quite literally killing off a majority of their audience?
My inventory just went from $3000 to like 40k.My investments were all tradeups for red skins. Now that all reds went up, so did the lower tier.Feels good to be a retard.
>>723982987idk I want to buy some games with the steambux
Thanks to Valve, I can no longer afford to pay for my mother's cancer treatment.
>>723978501Who said you should be angry at anything?
>>723983121they're making Steam white again
>>723979864>I would rather buy gold or silver or something that can’t be “updated”/biz/ is that way buddy, you will fit right in
>>723977716Oh nonono CSkeks
>>723979897Well I definitely feel better about my list of dumb stock buys now, thanks for that
>>723977692>en masseit's "in mass" you ESL retard
>>723983045Hope suicide gives them one last rush.
>>723983098>he doesn't know "an hero"newfag...
>>723982369My point exactly. You still don't get it. They aren't coming back kek. They went "offline" because the people who scammed you into thinking you had money on your hands (aka not Valve) are leaving you holding the bag.
>>723977716SAARS SAARS DO NOT REDEEM THE JOKE SAARS PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL
now you all know how the artifact fanbase felt....
>>723977692tf2 will be next KEKAROOOOO
>>723983024>Who is buying this shit at the end of it allNobody, which is why every speculative market shits itself once it becomes obvious that there's way more supply than demand
>>723983275NTA but you are a complete retard
>>723977692You love to see it. Every faggot involved in this retarded marketplace deserves the same.
I'm honestly laughing so fucking hard here.There are REAL people who held hundreds of thousands worth of video game skins expecting to be able to cash out or that their assets would hold over time.
>>723983337this is the only time your stupid retard joke is funny
>>723977692I lost my $5,000 CS:GO inventory way back in 2021 to a paypal scam on a bad night, personally I am almost happy to see all these people finally getting their hard lesson for engaging in a fake crypto-currency economy centered around gambling and artificial scarcity for a bunch of textures. Then again, the old tradejew within me also regrets not making a few more cheeky investments before cashing out.
>>723977716Indians are subhumans
>>723983397This. And it's hilarious see them try and deny it in real time in these threads. Baffling how they can see this and still think they "lost" thousands of dollars when it was never there to begin with.
>>723977716PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAPTODAY AQUAFAG WAS BASED
my friends $6 m4 is now 100$solid return on investment
>>723977692Does this mean I can get a Karambit for pennies on a dollar now? Because if not, they haven't fixed shit.
>>723983145So, sell your shit. You never open cases, it's literally burning money.
Big Knife pulling the strings
>>723978852And a Merry Ching Chong Bing Bong to you too, little girl.
>>723978167>the most valuable items in the game with some being worth over 1m dollars, owned exclusively by whales and traderssome people are just completely lostalthough it's not that different from the stock and crypto scam
Based Valve. People need to read up on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulip_mania
>>723977716India won today
>>723980481>there are other people who took out loans to buy skins and shitThat is beyond retarded
>>723979151>BulgariaMAJNA!!!But 14k USD only for retirement???? really???? Even in selo houses are expensive and so is food. 14k is just a few years of food... well maybe 5but still.
>>723977692TOTAL DEATH
>>723977716CARLOS SAID IT FIRST
>>723983639Give it a week until the market """"""stabilizes"""""Some knifes were 8000 now are 200. I guess knifes are gonna be like 80 or 100
>>723980567Fiar currency holders
>>723977716reminder that it's morally ok to be racist towards indians
>>723981773you are talking to american govedo. he does not understand and cannot understand as you are not trans.
>>723977716Welp shows over lmao.
>aquajeet samefagging a thread and first post for (you)s from a joke he heard elsewherenot even surprised>>723971918
>>723977716Lmao
>B-B-B-BBUT THE MONEY ISN'T EVEN REEEEEAAAAAAL IT'S ONLY BASED ON VIRTUUUUAAAAAL ITEEEEEMMMMMSSSSSwhat's the money in your wallet based on? can you trade it in for some gold? no? so it's the same fucking thing and you need to shut your stupid mouth.
>>723977716Well played kek
>>723983846No not that big. It was extra insurance for retirement. Did not plan on living off of it but it was supposed to be a nice buffer zone.
How do these guys who "invest" in items on Steam get their money back later?All they have is a Steam account full of credit to be used on Steam... WTF?Why would anyone buy a Steam account instead of just opening one for free and putting the equivalent credit on it?
man a lot of my shit guns are now 5 dollars but i dont use the mobile authenticator so i cant list them
Holy fuck, I didn't think Valve could get anymore based. Absolutely DESTROYED these chinese bugmen hyperinflating a fucking VIDEO GAME """economy""".
>>723983098Yes, yes (you) are.
>>723984083ah i got you. well, should have invested in your gradina instead, valve could not steal your krastavici.
>>723983857So, no, they haven't.When I can get a Karambit for $10 or less, I'll be impressed.
can anyone explain in layman's terms what did they change, why it impacts the market, and why it's a bad thing?
>yes I'm going to invest my capital in videogame skins that sounds like a sound plan unlike buying monkey pngs
>>723977692>CS skins>portfoliothese retards deserve this
>>723984003>what's the money in your wallet based on?The government's authority and the public's trust in its economic management.> can you trade it in for some gold?Yes and no. Yes in some places. Not anymore in banks since 1930>so it's the same fucking thing and you need to shut your stupid mouth.Is not. Youre a retard
>>723984090They don't. At best, they'd organize trades on third party sites for crypto. So essentially exchanging Gabe's monopoly money for something even less valuable and usable lmao. But you're expecting literal shitskin Indians, Mexicans, Brazilians, Chinese, and Russians to understand a complex concept that Steam isn't their bank and CSGO isn't Wall Street lmao
>>723984273imagine if tomorrow you wake up and it turns out everyone can magically turn dirt into diamonds
>>723980481>loyal users>skin holding gambling retardsIf you were loyal you wouldn't be leaving because your stupid braindead moron nigger investment got affected
One of things about volatile investing is to know when to diversify. eg. only a dumbass is going to sit on a pile of fake money thinking it will last forever.
I need more news of these suckers offing themselves. I dont know why thats so fascinating.
>>723984381that's just the consequences of something, im asking what that something is
>>723984463
>>723983846imagine saving for retirement at all as if that's still going to exist
>>723977716You Aqua posters are alright sometimes.
>>723984381Funny, since that's exactly what these skin gambling mongoloids all thought they were doing to begin with.
>>723982724This is exactly why they did it. Driving more people to use their market instead of some third party website is in their best interest to make more money.
>>723984090there are dozens of reputable websites that easily let you cash out to crypto lil bro
>these are the same people who think crypto would work>even government owned cryptoL M A O
Did the people not learn their lesson from when TF2 did funky shit with hats lol. why trust this closed system when valve can randomly say you can buy a dragonclaw in dota 2 for $10
Seriously, you got to be a fucking loser to put any monetary value to a fucking vidya skin. Back then before the valve jews did that, they were unlocks and everyone had access to the same unlocks.Basically valve created MTFs before it became mainstream a few years back. Losers with no life decided to put real hard cash value on these things and the third world retards aka valve's primary playerbase followed the trend.I say good fucking riddances and hopefully steam shut down forever so PC gaming become physical again and only for the first worlders like it used to be.Die fucking die you fucking fat kike bitch(Gaben)
>>723984563saving your money into the government is retarded as no government is stable. insteadyou could just save your money into something stable like CSGO skins..... i mean crypto... more stable lol
>>723977716>broken demolished clock is right once a centuryMiracles do happen...
>>723980001
>>723977716Fpbp. No other way around it.
>>723984250good replybwahahahah >:) *thunderstrike*
>>723984572>skin gambling mongoloidsIsn't that a faction in Kenshi?
Fellas, since dreams and nightmares also drops dopplers, and currently it hasn't risen that much, think itll rise in price in the next weeks because of scarcity of the reds in it thanks to all the trade ups?
howling at the thought of unemployed 30 year old russian virgins calling themselves "traders" because they gamble fake money on videogame pixels
>>723984636cryptofags were always coping lol, same with the "technology". Literally the only time I see people use it is when the literal government runs pump and dump crypto scams like melaniacoin or football players like modric run solana fantokens. It was always a fucking meme
>retards on the internet find out about investingFuckin lel
>>723983639Low price knives on the actual Steam Marketplace that were $140 ~ $200 (leafbucks) last night are $60 ~ $80 this morning.Consider that once the 7 day trade ban wears off next week there will be a massive race to the bottom to sell all of the new knives. I also expect this to kill several of the CS gambling / skins sites (good). All in all, this is a 10/10 update and every once in a while Valve actually gets something right.
>>723978925>>723977716SHAME SHAME SHAME
>>723984558Exactly, I have learned more from films than these fucks who think they know something.
Indians, Chinese and Eastern Europeans killing themselves over skins?Oh no! Anyways...
bought a cheap game somewhat recently so I could play it and sell my cs shit in market after 15 days or something because Im too poor to own an app phone>this happens, tanking the price of all my 46 listingswelp
>>723984871I just invested real world money into Palantir and Oracle because I know the government was going to jerk them off. Meanwhile people are playing with hats LOL
mihoyo would never do this to you btw
>>723977716this aqua fag is Indian btw
Gabe is going to end up killing more Chinese people than imperial Japan.
>>723984795Third worlders learning that digital shit can be gone like fart in the wind is hilarious. Hopefully more of them kill then so we can have more oxygen.
>>723984962Always diversify your investments
>>723984273from my understanding, Gaben made it so you could trade up your red skins into the knives that thirdies use as a black market stock portfolio, causing the supply of the rare knives to drastically increase and the prices to rapidly drop. thirdies are freaking out because they put all of their life savings into a speculative vidya skins market, and some are supposedly killing themselves. it's not a bad thing
>>723985052That's my for fun selection. Other shit is just boring boomer stuff like costco
>>723984970Gabe will continue until he wins at le mans
>>723983969You weren't supposed to point that out...
>>723985153>costco It just works(tm)
>>723984273Knifes are very rare to get from cases. Like 0.2% or something. And most of the time you get shit knifes. Good Knifes are extremely rare and as such are very expensive.The only way before this update to get a knife was through a case.However, in this new update you can get a knife by exchanging 5 "red" skins (Certain rarity of skins) to get a random knife from that case series. There was a abundance of shitty worthless "red" skins that were pretty worthless (As they had no purpose) but after the update they could be used for a chance to get one extremely rare and expensive knife.As such the price of these shitty "red" skins have shot up in value with supply rapidly decreasing, whereas the value of the knifes have decreased due to the new abundance of supply. As such there is a massive market shift and nobody now knows what the real floor of the knifes are now that there is a easy way to guarantee a knife from 5 red skins. Armageddon might happen in 6 days time, when all the newly crafted knifes from the red skins are available to be listed on the market diluting the current supply of "rare" items. Nobody really knows how fucked the value of knifes will be when all the newly crafted knifes hit the market.
>>723979061>financials>playerOh please I doubt he's played a second of the game.
>>723980225*digital items which don't exist and have no function outside of a video game
>market right now
>>723984784Dreams and Nightmares is currently an actively dropping case. Scarcity for it may as well not even exist and pretty much all this does is funnel undesirable coverts that were just sitting around doing next to nothing into getting knife skins now.
>>723978665HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I can't believe Donald Trump pressured Gabe/Valve into putting pressure on the Chinese/Russian domestic economies through CSGO......... This trade war is getting insane!
>>723979498>didn't thinkYeah no shit, it was an absolute certainty the market would crash, you were playing speculative hot potato. You do realize that there are many predictable events that could happen such as Valve announcing a sequel game or catastrophic data loss at the datacenter?
>>723985390This. The red pumping won't last, and case prices will plummet. I can't wait to see what the market looks like when the trade ban window ends next week.
>>723985323holy fucking shit! how do you even survive that?!
>>723985323Is this AI?
>>723985592You don't. They all died.
>>723985553Yep, literally everyone from pros to content creators to investors to even fucking casuals have been screaming "SELL NOW" for about two weeks, you only have yourself to blame. It was obvious that things wouldn't just keep going up.
>>723981380I mean gold has real world applications when it comes to making things like microchips but that requires society to still be intact. Gold is a useful metal but only for advanced manufacturing.
>>723985563Case prices will not go down. All this update did was shift the value of what you can get in cases in favor of less rare items maintaining a proportional value. While this means next to nothing for currently dropping cases, the incentive to open more cases because there's more of a guarantee you can make profit (since all reds are in higher demand in general), rare pool cases will increase in price steadily most likely over the next 6 months. If you look at Fracture Cases, while they did dip they are actually rebounding just fine.
>>723977716Are you friends with the kermit "nigger-ass" poster?
>>723985659No. It was from an air show in Texas some years back. The fighter did a maneuver incorrectly and crashed into the bomber he was flying in formation with because he lost sight of it during the turn.
>more dead reddit trannies
>>723977716holy fucking shit rekt
>>723978945>90000 yenthat's only 500 usd? what the fuck are these retards crying about exactly?
GABEN YOU HAVE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!
>>723984003I mean pretty much everyone tells you that holding onto cash is a bad idea and to invest it. Cash continues to lose its value as time goes on
>>723977716Put me in the screencap
>>723977692Shitposting superpower by 2030
>>723985941This guy >>723978945 lost 1 million USD
>yfw you never "invested" into weapon skins
>>723985553>Valve releasing a sequel game>predictable eventAlso CS2 is the sequel game and skins from GO to CS2 were carried over just fine>catastrophic loss at the datacenter>implying that there aren't dozens of backups created every 15 minutes
Did people actually pay thousands for these knives though?
>>723985592Parachute?>>723985716They still had a few seconds to eject
>>723977692hopefully this kills the travesty that is modern CS>>723977716KEK
>>723986061Fucking retarded it's speculative hot potato with something with literally zero economic value outside of being a speculative hot potato. It's like fucking speculating on the value of Walmart t-shirts except you're using jpgs from the Walmart website.
>>723986107Yes, they did.(Of crypto though, not actual cash).It would be nice to see the crypto sponsors for CS tournaments die in a fire because of this. Several skins websites will surely be incinerated, too. Good riddance.
>>723986114They only had a few seconds to eject if this was a pre-established planned crash.
>>723986027>>723978945Sorry, this guy
>>723986114>eject out of a bomberno, bro
>>723986027Are you telling me there are retards who have so many digital knifes up their ass, which they just simply keep when they could've had 1 million in USD? No fucking way this is real. This has to be bait.
>>723986107Yea, there's butterfly knifes that go for like 10k
>>723980370"User base" is a strong term for people who don't play the game.
>>723977716Based
>>723986107Very rarely an actual person would buy one to use, otherwise it's just tradefags jewing each other
>>723977692Explain how this is detrimental to humanity in the least?
>>723986114Nope. Altitude way too low for parachutes. Literally no time to get out.t. Pilot
>>723985941No that's yuan they use the same symbol
>its literally all chinksthis just makes me like that fat bastard gabe even more
>>723980673Holy shit you are so stupid please go into trading shares so I can laugh at how badly you do. Net worth is all speculation until you cash out, dumbass.
>>723986345Yes but I don't know how easy it is to cash out to real money
man 3rd worlders are not good with money
>>723986445That's about 4 years of average office worker salary in China.
>>723986407Chinese people are killing themselves over this
>>723977716geg
https://www.reddit.com/r/cs2/comments/1odu2e9/i_got_a_ruby_from_the_tradeups/THIS JUST INRANDOM RETARD GETS A RUBY FIRST TRY
>>723986345That is because the mythical "cash out" into real, tangible currency was a rare event and generally led to people getting caught laundering money. There was no fast or easy way to cash out, it was all fake money top to bottom. There is a reason you don't invest into digital offerings.
>>723986652>linking to reddit>IMG
>>723986323> ->is greenwhat the fuck? is this a cope filter or some shit
>>723986652can you compare this to a tf2 item for me please thank you
>>723977716put me in the screenshot
>>723986558Never invest more than you can afford to lose. Never invest in speculative hot potato.
>>723977692>>723977716HOLY KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>723986345That's because there IS no way to cash it out. No one actually buys cosmetics at those prices.
>>723986510they should know? 3rd party sellers? what the fuck do you keep this virtual trash for? You have literally 1 mil as value and you keep the virtual garbage...
>>723986234Yes, it's retarded. Basing economic decisions on the interactions between a game and people is never a smart thing to do. I feel bad for the people that didn't get in early and dumped actual money into this as if it was a sure thing.Now if you started in 2013 and bought cases at .03 you'd know that>Valve can basically do whatever they want whenever they want to the game which can influence prices, ex: the AUGpocolypse>the floor for investing will never be the same anymore and the people that have made money off of this have already cashed out or are sitting on ridiculous gold mines, like people who have 1,000+ cases of various typesSo once again if you put actual money into this (like more than you felt was safe; lots of people put in a few hundred dollars and over the years have converted that to thousands) and are surprised you somehow lost a lot of it in one update, odds are you are new to the market.
>>723986787But my Palantair stock...
>>723979679>how can I make sure that people use more in game transactions than trading the money outside of my platformyou retards are so guillibe
>>723986691Are there even any middle man grey markets who would even allow you to try to cash out a million? This is obviously a criminal enterprise operating outside of the law, they'd block any real transaction.
I had a Frontside Misty I sold a couple years ago I regret not holding onto, they are worth a fuck ton now but at the time I just was bored of CSGO and didn't give a shit to keep my weapons and it was still a massive profit from just unboxing a fucking crate lmao. Never had a knife though and could not give a shit what happens to the faggot market for this game or any Valve game these days.
>>723986812sell it for 90% of market value? 80%? fuck sell it for 50% it's virtual fucking trash literally PIXELS on your screen
The funniest thing about this is seeing people show off cool stuff they got and seething retards saying shit like YEAH ENJOY YOUR WORTHLESS SKIN
>>723986787Yes American thank you so much for your godly financial advice.
>>723986904Probably, but again those tend to be easy enough to spot. The Canadian RCMP is one of the biggest owners of CS skins due to an arrest and seize of assets they did in the last year from someone trying to do exactly what you said. All easily tracible and trackable.
>>723977716This is why I still come here.
>>723987057Aquafag's was funnier
>>723987080No I mean the grey markets wouldn't ever cash out a million, they're criminals, so anyone trying to withdraw anything more than a couple thousand likely just gets denied and there's no legal recourse.
>>723977716joke stealing pajeet
14 year old slavs are going to be screaming internally tonight
>>723977692>>723977716One of the best /v/ moments of all time.
>>723977692If you actually care this much about skin goombling you deserve to die desu.Legitimately cannot think of a more useless waste of human thought and energy.
Some peasants just never learn. There is no way out. There is no way up.
>>723987365I can. E-celeb worship and donating to streamers/youtubers.
>>723987408Don't do it bwo
See you dumb fucks you should have just bought some cheap anime skins and just played the game i spit on you gambling fucks
>>723987408Do you even /biz/?
>>723977716lel
>>723986761red=good in asia
>>723977716Why steal carlos's joke? I hate india even more now
>>723987540Stock gamblers just never learn lmao. See you at the bottom.
>>723977716PFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>723987553That's absolutely retarded given red = danger in the natural world with our blood being red and of course many toxic animals also using red patterns. Green is the natural opposite because it's literally the opposite on the color wheel and it's tied to growth because plants are green.
>>723987751Red is good because you see it when you strike your enemy and see him bleed. Green is bad because you see the grass when you are hit and fall to the ground
>>723987751but red is good luck, dumbass.
>>723977692This piece of shit is still the top game on SteamThey even ruined TF2 and butchered its weapon models for gay out of place retarded skin crates which all but replaced crates especially at firstThey even made enemies drop ammo in TF2 so you no longer have to thinkGod I hate CSIt's so dull I can't even bear to play itGod how I hate it
>>723979384isn't cs rated T? its a teen's game heh...
>>723987838No it's not, there's a reason why yellow/gold is luck for obvious reasons (shiny minerals!). But it all makes sense why they're so backwards mentally given the cognitive dissonance required for even their color schemes. Protip if you see a red snake, you're not lucky.
Valve has blood on their hands now...I have a secondhand contact who works for one of the sites here and there is a lot of heated language going around...
>>723987967It's just colors nigga, do you have a panic attack when you see red lipstick? Red is a cool color, that's it
>>723977716lol
>>723987751He really just means Japan, in reference to clothing color in Samurai lore. Red is a color of justice, revenge, luck, and heroism. White is the color of evil and death. Black is a color of dishonor and secrecy. That sort of thing. It doesn't really apply here.
>>723987731Oh please I sold out at $25.6 and am sat on cash calmly waiting for the AI bubble to burst. Can't wait to slurp it all up at $1.
>>723977716Shoutenings
>putting this much importance on virtual cosmeticsI just don't get it
https://clips.twitch.tv/MildSnappyMilkBabyRage-4xVlcenDmYUNzdTK>that sound he makes when he realized he lost $40,000 overnight
>>723988160They don't care about cosmetics. The cosmetics are just the variant of stocks they're speculating on.
>>723977716OK that one got me
You think one of these guys is going to target Gabe for this
>>723988160its 3rd worlders and the black market money laundering they lost half their value
>>723977692>dont look at your portfolio for a few weeks>for cs skinsI'm sorry but FUCKIN LMAO
>>723987967you souldn't say this on my face.
>>723977716Stealing cocksucker.
>>723977692So why did Valve make this change? I'm not a gamble fag but does it make valve more money in the long run with this change?
>>723977692>preceded by just about every fucking red flag imaginable>"Wooooow! This came outta nowhere!"lol, lmao
>>723988317what's the money in your wallet based on? faith? it's the same fucking thing you delusional bitch.
>>723988428Maybe they did it so more people could enjoy having cool looking things?
If Mcskillet was still alive he'd probably do a mass shooting before offing himself
>>723988290Someone will. He fucked with several billions of dollars.Victims, casino owners, you name it. Lot of people just became extremely poor overnight.
>>723988469Aww did you lose some money, stay mad LMAO
>>723988428maybe they made a change to benefit players instead of lining shareholder pockets and the pockets of sleezy digital slumlords?
>devs update game>all your virtual items are now worthlessmaybe don't invest all your money on something that is solely dependent on one video game and you have no control over what the devs do with the game
>>723987520What game is that gun from
>>723988428A few reasons I think. For one, the community market has been bogged down in hundreds of thousands of unsold skins with no one willing to pay the high prices for them. And two, it directs traffic and transactions back to the market rather than what most of these gambling idiots do which is organize trades on third party sites for crypto.
>>723988428>billions in unrealized speculative assets in a private "economy"Gee anon I wonder what the legal liability could be here?
>>723988428Probably to make sure people can actually use the skins put in the game? I dunno, seems odd to make skins for for a video game extremely rare and expensive to the point where nobody buys them except retards like this guy>>723988469.
>>723988290Yes100%. He just scammed millions of people
Good on Gaben. Poor people deserve to be put in their place.
>>723988469the government with a giant army, bureaucracy, weapons of mass destruction, and the will to use them to enforce its will . It has value because it can actually be used as a medium of transaction for goods and services all across Earth
>>723988428Everyone will quit cs now, and never trust Valve again. So no.This was a very dumb business decision
>>723988897If people are playing CS for the skins instead of the game itself, that is a fuckin problem.
>>723988808How? If anything this is bad for people who amassed thousands of dollars in cosmetics they lost most of its value in a single swipe.
>>723988469>what's the money in your wallet based on?The government.Critizice it all you want, it ain't going anywhere. You can't say the same for an online shooter where Gaben's fat ass bumping a keyboard can somehow evaporate your savings.You are retarded if you partake in this sort of thing and deserve what is happening.
>>723988541Nobody became poor. Nobody lost anything and they were already poor. None of these things ever had anything more than community driven speculative value. Just because they said their knife skin was worth $5000, does not mean that it was. You have to have buyers for a market to be real, and these never did. If they were able to actually sell these skins for what they said they were worth then they would have. Instead they stockpiled them and pretended to be rich. Nothing has changed today except reality is finally hitting them that they were playing pretend.
Fuck gabe
>>723977692Holy fucking shit, that bad?
>>723986691Diablo 3 RMA had it figured out. You sold your shitty digital item to someone and had real cash straight away in your PayPal account or debit card. I would never deal with shit like Valve's Economy and CS Skins if you can't insta cash out.
>>723988469You see society came up with the clever idea of a intermediate currency instead of barter, you might understand that it's difficult to buy a car with tacos.
Good, video games are not supposed to have an "economy".
>>723988792Gun skins are retarded in any case, if they put character skins in boxes more people would be willing to use them instead of sitting on some fuck ugly knife or gun solely for their perceived value.
>>723988932Shouldn’t have a skins market at all then retard
I will always bask when people with more money than me suffer
>>723989071I didn't know I was the one who made the market for skins in a fucking video game, kill yourself.
>>723989071The skin market was third party, not valve's
Class action lawsuit time i think
>Gabe Newell literally KILLS redditors>Somehow /v/tards spin this as a bad thing
>>723989110Good evening fellow Communist! I too envy other people!
>>723989071Absolutely retarded post
>>723989128Get fucked, valve’s time is up
>>723989150Skins have no monetary value and requires you to account trade or operate out of Steam. You have no standing. It's like holding a card game store legally liable because people were doing organ harvesting to trade pokemon cards.
>>723988652buy battlefield 6 instead
>>723989071What sense does that make? They are just an optional cosmetic item to make your gun look cool. They are not a fiat currency or a stock. All Valve has to do is make the skins not marketable or tradable, and then it becomes no different than Call of Duty or Fortnite cosmetics. Skins are not the problem, nor have they ever been the point of the game. Dumb brown people thought they could somehow get rich from them and that's not anybody's fault but their own for fundamentally misunderstanding what this stuff is.
>>723989218Have a sook
>>723984661>so PC gaming become physical againr u havin a giggle m8
>>723986408Just jump out then. So what if you break your legs? It's still better than dying in a fireball
>>723989205Everyone is happy though, there is one ironic troll pretending to be mad
>>723989217no faggot, I want money and I want anyone who has more than me to sufferfuck the rest of you
>>723987080>The canadian RCMP is one of the biggest ownersSource, fucking please that's hilarious
WE ARE ALMOST REACHING BUMP LIMIT, JUMP TO THIS THREAD:>>723989230WE ARE ALMOST REACHING BUMP LIMIT, JUMP TO THIS THREAD:>>723989230
>>723989387extremely cringe, consider suicide
>>723977716joke stealing jeet
>>723977716Kek
I’m Gabe Newell, and I just rug pulled millions of people overnight for almost two billion dollars
>>723983386tf2 already had a cataclysmic trader fuckfest with the crate depressionthe entire board was flooded in pink wojacks like /biz/ when it happened in 2019in the modern day however things are just looking bad by default, especially after the shitty & broken halloween update, so a higher volume of folks are deciding to cash out naturally.with this cs2 crash i have no doubt about the cashouts accelerating by now
This makes Gacha fags look like human beings
And 2 of my friends sank thousands of euros "investing" into knives haha
>>723983386TF2 is getting the plug pulled
>>723977692>>723977716we already did this joke
>>723988428they are prepping for the eventual gambling regulation lawsthey probably saw the writing on the wall and are just preparing to make the transition and drop gambling entirely once it becomes unviable by the EU and whatnot, trying to regulate it
>>723989326No surviving that fall. They are still hundreds of feet up. Too far too fall, but not far enough for a parachute to slow you down at all.Again, I'm a pilot. You don't survive that. The only crashes people walk away from are more akin to landings. This is just an explosion and falling straight down. The vast majority of aviation deaths happen in the base to final turn when trying to land because of a mixture of low power and low altitude. Altitude is time, if you don't have enough you can't correct.
>>723988965It was though. You can pretty easily convert that into crypto and use crypto as an asset to leverage for financials.If your view of the skin economy was some dingbat in Malta driving around in a Ferrari... You're gravely mistaken.
>>723989352https://www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/article/ontarios-so-called-crypto-king-transferred-500k-on-gaming-platforms-sold-assets-as-recently-as-march-report/
>>723977716STFU aquafag, this is a serious matter!
BASED GABE
>>723977692>all money is temporary, things come and goI have a very visceral disgusted reaction whenever I see such sentiments expressed anywhere.
>>723977716gottem!
>>723977692Redpill me about CS2 economy, how much money were these fags making?
>>723977692Could you explain what exactly changed (and how it was before) like if I was someone whose experience of CS was 1.5 in Internet Café, back when Dinosaurus were still around?
Thanks Gabe. You fucking idiot
>>723977716CARLOOOOS
>>723989943Unless you were already rich, nothing.
>>723989970TLDR:Valve just rug pulled millions of people
>>723989943>>723988179
Why does CS have so many chinese people owning skins worth tens of thousands of dollars? IIRC the biggest trade in csgo history was over 500k and it was done between 2 chinese collectors. Do they not use money for anything over there?
>>723989970>>723978167
>calling your NFT collection from a 13 year old F2P shooter a "portfolio"should've bought gold (real) and made back 10 times the investing without having to spend days of their miserable lives hawking shitty battle scarreds
>>723990089This anon is a Chinese gambler
>>723990089Yeah I get that part, but the online market is still there apparently so what did they do?Make the rare shit 10 times more common or something?>>723990172Ah.Thanks.
my $2600 knife is now worth $40 lmao
>>723986114you dont parachute out of a ww2 plane
>>723990310It was never worth anything, anon
>>723989970From thousands of millions for the top people. This loser is still the funniest story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awwlz5OxlbI
>>723990232>Make the rare shit 10 times more common or something?YesThey made items worth $100,000 worth $50 instead
>>723989205since 2014 the reddit spilled over to the rest of the internet both in their users and their rhetoric.
CURSE VISHNU RIGHT NOW
the biggest cs brazilian streamer (gaules) said on stream that he already knew about the update and he sold everything 2 weeks ago and that a few other streamers and pro-players also knew
>>723990451Holy fuck, imagine how mad those retards have to be now kek
>>723990342That’s okay because pretty soon Valve will be worth nothing
>>723990523how much did you lose Xianguhouhwang?
>>723990579He just said>>723990310
A single titan holo sticker is fucking $140k today? That shit was like $20k in 2019
Tim would never betray his user base like this. Come anon, make the switch to the epic gamer platform
>>723990637it could be worth $20 tomorrow You never know with valve
>>723990451sounds illegal
>>723990709I wish Valve would have the balls to ruin the stickers. All those fags hoarding holos would crash out so hard
>>723990746Only if the intention was malicious, I believe. But this doesn't seem intentional.
>>723990835they just have to make em available again, first thing it would happen the hoarders would get a metadata status to their own to try to gatekeep value.
>>723990746It's not stocks anon, if you speculate your money on some sketchy site with no regulations and lose money it's your faultAlso Steam is a private company so you can't even frame it as securities fraud
This>>723990962And Valve isn't the one hoarding the market.
First they came for artifact and I said nothing for I was not an artifact player...Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
All the big trades (above 2k) happen on third party sites. Valve shouldn't give a shit about the economy since they see 0 money from them unlike the 30% steam market tax.
>>723991135WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT OF MY PC
>>723991135
>>723991135Fuck you scared me!
>>723991135this started autoplaying for me right as i came back to my desk
i nearly just shitted myself
>>723991135WTF HOW
>>723991135Holy shit you scared me
why is this shit a sticky...
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>723991135How the fuck did this play itself
>>723990424>a fucking digital color for a digital weapon was worth 100k to start withThat's a problem in itself already.
I'm poor and therefore I haven't got a big brain to invest.But if I had like 10.000€ Id put it in gold futures, I mean it would circumvent my 3rd world bank account that doesn't let anyone earn money and its the other way around even if you had tens of millions.but the taxes on having gold stocks wouldn't be so bad next to keeping the non tangible cosmetic goods.hope they can use this lesson after they save 5 years worth of salary saving spending 0 and living off mom and dad again.find a mental health clinic or religion lmao.
>>723977716Aquafag stole this from a carlosposter
hahaha posting in ebin bread
>>723991135LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>723977716Put me in Coach
MODS = GODS
>>723991135LMFAO HAHAHA
>>723991135I almost died because of you man
My AWP went up by 200 dollars lol
>>723977716fpbp
why is there music playing......
>>723977692money is temporary how about say that to the retards in the first place if you are so caring
posting in the sticky, I guess
>>723991235first post is a mod who stole a joke from the previous thread and wants (You)s
>>723977692Are people actually killing themselves over pixels?
>>723977716KEKYPOOPY!
>>723991135NANI THE FUCK
:stopmusic:
postan in sticky
>aquafag thread became the sticky
>>723977716I don't get it
>>723991096the 1 fucking artifact player postang this
>>723977716That's not funny.Okay, it's funny.
>>723977716*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Why the fuck is this a sticky? Why are mods such VaIvedrones?
posting in sticky :)
>this thread is now a sticky
>>723977716HI TWITTER!
Why is this pinned?
>>723991135Consider my sides destroyed, kudos
>>723977692>one death>en masse???
>people making bad financial decisions is worth a sticky now Literally not Gabe’s problem
mods play cs??
>>723991135u gay bitch i have 200 tabs open and couldn't find this
>>723991385It’s a cultural phenomenon
>>723991401It's funny
>>723991330People from China, Eastern Europe, Russia and Brazil dump their life savings into CSGO skins thinking they're real investments.
>tranny janny is the aquajeet
>stickied the stolen valor thread instead of the OG with the funny and original joke
>>723991385aquafag owns the moderation team
WHY COULDN'T THIS HAVE HAPPENED WHEN I STILL HAD AN INVENTORY WORTH A SHIT AND NOT GONE IN A STUPID SCAM I NEVER SHOULD HAVE FALLEN FOR
>>723977716AQUA YOU FILTHY WHORE I WILL FUCKING GET YOU
>sticky>autoplays evangelion musicMODS = GODSMODS = GODS
postang in sticky
Thread ruined
>>723990312thats LITERALLY what they did, during ww2 you fucking retard
>>723991352oh that's why they picked this one? makes sense considering the skin color of the average mod
kill yourselves
>Valve does a minor change in their game>mods sticky itI hate this place
>>723991445That's really pathetic.
>>723991437Just like that niglet that threw himself off a bridge?
tfw you're not a CS trannyposting in a sticky!
>>723977716Carlos remove that gay wig
>>723977692>Pinnedwhy?
BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>Jannies pinned a thread that """"OP"""" made purely to repeat a joke he heard elsewhereF A G G O T SAGGOTS
>>723991493>>723991352The other thread already archived long ago
>>723977716Cheeky
>this is a stickyMODS = FAGS
Oh yeah, CS2 is a thing
>>723977692based af>>723977716lol
postan inna sticky #nukegangriseup
>sticky>only 1k posts/v/ is dead
Mods are such annoying faggots holy shitKill yourselves you retarded monkey niggersYou make this board a worse place for all of us here
>>723977716Post yfw you never played this slop.
>>723991519>minorThe assblasted response is peak comedy, enjoy the shit show and have some laffs
every faggot replying to that post needs to kill themselves>>723971918
did (some of) the jannies "invest" in cs skins?
>>723991481at that altitude? when the plane is spinning?youre dead no matter what you do
>>723977716>janny stole a joke from another thread>made a thread with it>pinned itThat's a new low for our janitorial team
Good riddance
>>723988652Ash12, in tarkov arena with better skins than that
Like wtf are you even doing staff?
MODS = GODS (song scared myself to death)
>>723991586How much did you lose?Also one stick is better than 100 threads
Why the fuck was this stickied?
Reminder: All big traders trade on third party sites. Valve and Gabe should not give a single fuck about them since they dodge steam market's 5% tax by doing this. Imagine if that $700k trade was one on Steam. Valve would've gotten $35k but they didn't so fuck the skin hoarders.
post yfw you just played the game and never bought shit
This is the most impactful vidya happening of 2025 and it is generating dozens of concurrent /v/ threads. A sticky is justified at least for some hours.
JeetJanny was really proud of xer joke huh
>>723991135mods = gods
>>723991135I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAINMY WORLD IS ENDING
MOD'S THREADMOD'S THREADYOU'RE ALL POSTING IN A MOD'S THREADA MOD MADE THIS THREADBULLY HIM
>>723991445my actual thought behind this is people in organized crime store diversify their dirty money they haven't laundered in this shit.
>>723991630Jannies can't make stickies, only mods.It's probably ABIB as he's a hardcore VaIvecultist
Tendies get so mad when a sticky doesn't involve them lel
>I LOST EVERYTHING>EVERYTHING>EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME
>>723991543>>723991665Because janny wanted to steal a joke and get a lot of yous. Yes that's how pathetic our jannies are
Curse Vishnu.
>>723991650sharty needs to dox these jeets again (MOTHER FRICKING FACT NIGGA!!!!!!!!!)
I haven't played CS2, just how bad is this for the people that were holding onto knives?
>stickyfiling this thread together with the Etika sticky
please explain what happenend to a retard that doesnt know shit about cs
>>723977692Stay out of trouble, gamers.
qrd on the sitch what's the impact?
>>723980070>>723980567so do you all just hold that money and do fuck all with it forever? what's the point in that
>>723991352The mod lost everything and is about to kys himself
>>723991135https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzJj52c9qQs
>>723991135shat my pants, f u
>>723991724We call mods "jannies" to make them feel less important
>>723977716>stole the joke from another thread >>723971918SHAME ON YOU
>>723991718Steam is full of arab royals putting their money into this shit. Look at that St4ck guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJeJ9zqWWfo
/fit/ here. can someone give me a qrd cause I dont play your gay nerd shit
Nice sticky… situation you got here thirdies
>>723991728oh now these motherfuckers add a "reverse trade" feature after it would have matteredFUCK OFF
>>723991773people hoarding virtual knives got fucked
>>723991606didn't ask zhang
KWABalso posting in sticky
>>723991658We don't even have 3 you retarded nigger monkey go back to the cotton fields
and nothing of value was lost
>>723991665It's another "A DEAL'S A DEAL ANON" situation, perhaps
CSniggers deserved it. Chinks and Vatniks are roaches that deserved the scam.
>>723991385fucking pinned a thread created by an op/fp samefag to cash in on a stolen carlos joke from another thread. the original thread reached bump limit and got archived but this one got pinned and aquajeet probably gets paid by the reply
>>723991821heh
>>723991789Chinese suicides
Fucking lol.
This is literally how I learn that 4chan still has moderators
>>723991135Im adding this to my youtube playlist what a banger to remember this moment
I saved up and bought a 400 doler knife to play with and lowkey as an investment and in the end it's just 200 doler now. basically a third of my monthly salary just got burned fucking hellseeing europeans with their fuckass expensive skins makes me so jealous
MY CRATERINOS
>>723991826that part i understandbut what exactly happened that tanked their value
>stickyso the mod that stole the carlos joke is a cs2fag, uh?
>>723991873Anon it's not that fucking serious, people steal jokes all the time
>>723977692this is the lamest sticky i've ever seen>92KWAB
>>723991767>Etika stickyI still can't believe that was a thing. The day /v/ well and truly died.
>>723991815Fake vidya gayem skins for guns that were worth thousands now worth nothing. Retards killing themselves over their "portfolios"
>>723991813Think per capita are there more drug dealers and petty criminals in the world or royalty?
>>723991808No we don't newfagJust admit you didn't even know the difference between mods and jannies
>>723991718>>723991813Based gaben fucking over criminal scum.
Reminder to not give (you)s to the joke stealing tranimigger https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/723971181/#q723971918Give your (you)s to the post above instead
>>723991519An indian janitor killed himself apparently
>>723991815/fit/ is just /v/ who took up lifting, you're still a nerd
IT ALL KEEPS
>>723991845We literally had 3 and I'm sure more while I wasn't looking
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>723991903you already said that in the other thread
>>723991873God i fucking hate Jeets so fucking much
>>723979864Bitcoin can be updated, it has been updated foe the worse
>this was stickied over the 300 other threads made prior to this onejanny im docking your pay
>>723991789valve pushed an update that lets you trade skins for knives and now knives are worth fuck all
>>723991815moist critical and asmon are going to comment on soonstay tuned
>this can't be real>sticky Uhm lads?
>>723991954epic mammoth
>>723991135IT'S FUCKING OVER
this does not deserve to be a sticky
>>723991954>give yous to the archived post
>>723991767>>723991930>mods sticky e-celebs>you are not even allowed to make e-celeb threads here (unless it's Vinny, oney or Asmon)I still don't get it.
>>723978473Back in 2015 or so, I and a group of friends tried something for fun as an experiment which worked. You know those images that are stretched out “combos” where if someone posts in between your posts they ruin your combo and interupt the complete image? We would rapid fire them off so we could each post an image from our phone like 3 seconds after the previous guy. That way it was impossible for our combo to be broken. it was a fun and we laughed a lot.
faggot mod steals a joke from another thread, and then pins it so everyone can give him (you)'sfucking disgusting
>>723991909The trade up contract in the game, you can now trade up to knives. So people are buying the cheap red gun quality skins to tradeup for, so now anyone can get knives for waaaaaaaaay cheaper
>>723991992he wanted to seal the joke in the first post
Can someone explain to me why chinks and whitebois are necking themselves en masse right now? i don't play shootingslop, I am a tendiechad.
I used to play 1.6 and a little CS like forever ago but I’m a console pleb so I never messed with any of this shit. What’s the deal with this? People were sitting on skins worth a shitload of money and Valve tanked their value overnight somehow?
>>723977716Dumb Aqua poster
>>723977716why is this allowed >>723971918 ?
Sticking in post
>>723992017It was literally an end to an era. Yes, yes it does.
>>723977692>>723977716bro the mods pinned this just to give more attention to aquajeet
why did gaben do this? the fat fuck
POASTING IN A STICKY
>>723992032that really is what happened, isnt it. holy fucking shit mods get it together please.
JOKE THIEF MOD ALERTJOKE THIEF MOD ALERTJOKE THIEF MOD ALERTCOMEDY POLICE HERE
>>723980001just outed yourself as the actual jeet
>>723978168oh no, anonymous posted a joke instead of anonymous
And there is a stock market item trading scene in a F2P competitive shooter, why?
>>723992053Did you read the OP? They crashed the economy by letting you convert red items (worthless garbage only casuals held) into knives.
Really ? A fucking sticky for this ?
>>723977692Thread's going so fast that no one will notice I like big girls
>>723979498KWAB! KILL YOURSELF DO IT DO IT KYS KYS KYS
>>723991930It really is. After years of ecelbs aren't videogames the mods sickied a eceleb thread
jeet threadjeet boardjeet site
STEAM API IS DOWN
>>723977692THIRDIES BTFO
>>723991925i don't give a shit about stolen jokes but i fucking hate avatarfags almost as much as namefags
>>723977692based sticky
toasting in epic bread
>>723991135TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>>723977692HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Did the market die? I can't even open it.
>>723992136Artificial scarcity
>>723992053Chinese people are the biggest csgo skin investors. They have inventories ranging from a few thousand to millions worth of pixels.
>Jeet mod pins his own thread after stealing a joke from someone elseSounds like the west and the current jeet invasion
>>723992115makes sense why the aquafag who constantly posts about "being indian" doesn't get banned, he's on the staff. i hope they dock his paychecks
>StickyLMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>723992032>steals a jokewhat you post on boards belongs to everyone and to nobodymake a twitter acc if you want to claim memes and jokes
Will you make a sticky when OpenAI collapses janitor-san?
>>723977716kek90% of nu-/v/ werent even born when this joke was new
>my crypto dumped>my pretend gf dumped me>my cs portfolio dumpedI wish that I could turn back time
>>723992130Except that anon is an avatarfagging jeet
>>723977716Underrated
>>723991942There's very few people who in history who have an actual chance to make a difference and chose virtue over increasing their riches.
>>723977716Legendary gem
>>723977692My reaction:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkKNLU81NBw
TRANNYJANNYMODS ARE ROPING DUE TO LOSING MONOPOLY MONEY!WE WONTHANKS GABEN
>>723992032>Mods are Jeets who steal jokesIts fucking over
This is funny and I will use this as a lesson on why relying on vidya companies for any sort of investment is fucking retarded.
Boy good job I invested in the stock market and crypto and not shitty video game NFTs for third worlders. Maybe don't try and catch a falling.... KNIFE? Heh.Also get a fucking job.
MODS = FAGS
TOASTING IN A STICKY
>>723977692how is /vm/ taking this
>>723991873>>723991978whats the qrd on this guy? how do you know hes a jeet
>>723977692I’m sorry, am I confused? This is not video games. Meta discussion about communities is not vidya. And it’s pinned. This place has gone to shit
>disproportionately effects indians and chinese>gets a sticky
>>723992152people lost fortunes on this
a lot of seething faggots lol
>>723977692>>723977716>mod comes up with a funny zinger>"hmm I better pin this to make sure everyone sees it"do not include me in the screenshot
Counter-Strike 2 Update for 10/22/2025 >CONTRACTS:>Extended functionality of the "Trade Up Contract" to allow exchanging 5 items of Covert quality as follows:5 StatTrak™ Covert items can be exchanged for one StatTrak™ Knife from a collection of one of the items provided5 regular Covert items can be exchanged for one regular Knife item or one regular Gloves item from a collection of one of the items provided.HOLY KEK Imagine knowing that a part of your players put their life savings into this game. Literally thousands to hundreds of thousands of dollars and you just change the whole ecosystem in 7 lines.Based Gaben
>>723992216Except he's an avatarfag
>cashed out 8k a couple of weeks ago cuz I was bored and done with CS >Based Valve for letting me exit in time
>>723977716I'm trans
So was this a based or cringe decision by Valve?
>sticky for a manufactured meme threadmods are gay niggers
>>723992053Valve let you sell and trade loot box items for CS. So third parties bought up all the knives and price gouged them like what happened with the retro game market but Valve implemented a way for poorfags to exchange 5 other items into the super rare items they were hoarding so all the items they're hoarding are now worthless.The absolute faggots buying up all the knives also had sites where you could gamble for their knives so they made a fuck ton ripping off idiots but when they lose money from gambling, they kill themselves.
>nigger anime jeet steals from /ourguy/ CarlosGODFirst the Bluesky link on Itagaki's funeral sticky attracting /pol/ now this. We can't have nice things.
GOLDCHADS WE STAY WINNING. THE FOREVER COMMODITY
Horrible news for third world faggots.
>>723991873cry moar
>>723977716witnessed
Bastard bitch megabenchod!! Fuck you bloody bitch basterd!!!
Gabe said he will be buying all your skins back at full value not to worry this is a nothingburger
>>723992298>how do you know hes a jeetcause he's a janny
>>723977716fibbypibby
>>723992356Based because >>723991670
>>723992136don't be so antisemitic
>>723992326>mod comes upHe literally stole it since he is a shit skin jeet. And that's all they can do is steal
>>723992356They had to do it because EU won't allow gambling soon
>>723991971WE MUST BE BETTER INVESTORS
>>723991421use a real browserhttps://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/go-to-playing-tab-2
It's a good day to be white.
>>723992298Shartrannies wants to take credit on everything now, even carlos jokes.watch them flooding this sticky with fucking wojaks to derail off their groomer pisscord channel and dead imageboard
I hate Aquaposters so much it is unreal
>This is now a sticky threadWhat in the fuck?
>>723992326he stole the joke
>Sticky>for this shit
>>723977716CARLOSCACAS BTFO
>>723977692not my problem. never cared about retarded cosmetics
fucking avatarfags
>>723979498retard
COD and Battlefield Skins not looking to bad now huh faggots
>reply within a minute
>>723991135kek, how much money did mods/jannies lose from this crash?I'm guess trading skins and crypto is the only way you guys make money since Hiroyuki and RapeApe make you do it for free.
>>723977692>>723977716
>>723977716lmao
>>723992385just wait until the alchemists finally make their breakthrough, faggot.
Basterd bitch!!! I loose 5000000 ruppe yiu bloody bitch basterd madarchod!!!
>>723980335cause the game is shit
>friend is a cs trader>told me he took a big loan from a shark>does not answer his phoneguys, should i do something?
I saw the Aqua post first but since it had Aqua I didn't laugh. Only until I saw the Carlos one I laughed.
>>723977692I don't get it, people put their life savings into virtual knives or something?
I didn't know that you could make money off of Counter Strike. Who's buying this shit?
>>723977692Why is this stickied lol?Anyway total Steamcuck genocide
Holy kek, mods weren't fags for oncefuck valvecucks
I am completely out of touch with what is going on right now
It's just a fucking game, invest in gold and brothels if you want an actual hustle.Those chinks are unnaturally obsessed with gambling, Gabe really should just end the gacha mechanics altogether. It's blood-money at this point.
>>723983275
>the kino fun kirby direct didn't get a sticky>but pc vegan thread doesCurious :)
DO NOT REPLY TO JOKE STEALING AQUAJEET>DO NOT REPLY TO JOKE STEALING AQUAJEETDO NOT REPLY TO JOKE STEALING AQUAJEET>DO NOT REPLY TO JOKE STEALING AQUAJEETDO NOT REPLY TO JOKE STEALING AQUAJEET>DO NOT REPLY TO JOKE STEALING AQUAJEETDO NOT REPLY TO JOKE STEALING AQUAJEET>DO NOT REPLY TO JOKE STEALING AQUAJEETDO NOT REPLY TO JOKE STEALING AQUAJEET>DO NOT REPLY TO JOKE STEALING AQUAJEET
How does this affect cases?
>>723992372So let me get this straight, retards used colored knives as some sort of monetary currency and are now killing themselves because valve facilitated coloring of knives for others?Chinks and whities really be sub room temperature IQ. Like stop wasting money on fucking gacha shit and invest in actual stocks.
Gamers will see this story and STILL defend capitalism.
Can I get a qrd, because I have no fucking clue what is going on
>>723992557that nigger is on the run change your phone number
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
why is it a sticky
How come I don't see ANY trainjeet webms ITT?
>>723991135Holy kekaroo
>>72399250716 seconds no lesshe REALLY didn't want anyone else to take the first post
>>723977692>>723977716Super organic thread guys!
>>723977692So, I assume normies are not okay, then?
LETTING ME DOWNLETTING ME DOWNLETTING ME DOWN
>Sticky
>>723992557>>told me he took a big loan from a sharkhow many sardines?
>>723991956i will now believe this even if proof to the contrary gets presented.
to all my chinaman in this thread
>pinnedmods = trolls
>>723992610
Carlos won, Aqua lied, people died
>>723977692Good. Cs is game for genetic waste nothing of value was lost.
>>723992557>Your friend when he read the patch notes Anon it‘s over
>>723977716Good morning saar!
deserves 2-3 more crashes desu desu
>>723992493this is a big (funny) event in gaming, so yes
>>723979864>i don’t trust Gabe after thisfucking retard
>CS2 knife skins crashhehe
>>723991135Didnt work for me lol. Broken ass site
>>723992676The joke was made in a different thread and the OP just lazily copied it. Go figure.
>>723977716hol up hol upwhy is india associated with this character now?
>>723992682Normies are the ones who benefit from this.
>>723992695only tuna
>>723992623Valve created a market gap in itemization with rare CS2 knives, then it filled the gap with a feature that allowed common knives a "trade-up" feature; resulting in tons of people relying on that market gap to go into fiscal shock.
>>723977716Nice stolen joke, sar. Do the needful and redeem tranime joke instead.
>>723992610based
janny tranny sticky your mom up the wall
>>723992557Alert the police, I guess?
>>723991348yooooo
>>723992610This should have been the first post.
>>723991930This sticky is weird but its relativity tame compared to some mod turning /v/ into dead nigger storage for one day. Did we even discover which fag on the team did that? It was always baffling to me. Surely the mod was underaged.
>>723992637MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>723992597>mods stickied the thread so you HAVE to reply to >>723977716 now
>>723977716Btw this should've been accompanied with a Carlos pic but this is a pajeet avatarfag that stole the post and now the rest of the animals give him upboats.This is for the archives and your cuckold screencap.
I'm happy. I can say with full confidence that there is not a single person that's worth keeping alive on this entire planet that partakes in anything related to CS items. They're all subhuman trash.
>>723992203kek
I DEMAND JUSTICE>>723971918
>>723992557Do you live in fucking Brazil? Who takes money from a loan shark in 2025?
>>723977716Based smug Aqua
>>723992772Aquaposting is an old /v/ tradition and anti-anime tards started forcing the idea that everyone that posts aqua is indian. They are also extending this to other anime characters.
>>723992772>nowGood morning, Ranjeesh.
I mean this situation is hilarious but I do find it surprising that Valve basically held a gambling ring in their online games and nobody tried to regulate it, restrict it or anything, when most of gaming was demonized for shit like microtransactions and battle passes."It's ok when Valve does it" I guess
STICKY!!!
>komm susser death>not entrance for the gladiatorsthis is not a sad moment, this is a very, VERY funny moment mods, change ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNv2RHR62Rs
>>723977716A witty Aquaposter? Never thought I'd see the day
>>723992623Gaben made gloves/knifes in CSGO easier to get now which were “worth” a ton of money for how rare it is. This change wiped out billions in the CSGO skin market. Mass thirde suicides incur
Can anyone post steam charts which show the value of these things now
>pinnedHahahaha tranny jannies
>>723980001KEKW
>>723992618Yeah, to put it into perspective people turned 5 $1 items into knives that were worth thousands. This is a complete and utter market collapse for anyone holding knives, and you can sell/trade these newly made knives so it's completely and utterly over for anyone that tried to make money off this.
>>723992860Anti anime fags are sharteens
>>723992849NO JUSTICENO PEACENO JUSTICENO PEACEFIRE THE JOKE THIEVING STAFF MEMBER NOWHIS SALARY SHOULD BE REDUCED TO ZERO
>>723977692Qrd?
>>723992851>no credit score>never had a jobhmm i wonder why
Give it three days for the Russian mob to weigh in on this.
>>723977716>all these newfags that don't get the joke
>>723992298because he gets mad when people make fun of indians
Gabe literally invested Valve money into Aston Martin's IMSA and WEC hypercar program with Heart of Racing. His son is on his way to being the next Daytona and Le Mans winner all thanks to skin cuck's hard spent money.
>>723992932Went from 6 billion to 4 billion in the last 24 hours iirc
>>723992237just keep floteing youll be alright
>>723977716stealing nigger
She won.
>>723992929Sauce? Who is this girl?
>>723977716>>723977716>STOLEN JOKESTOLEN JOKE>STOLEN JOKESTOLEN JOKE>STOLEN JOKE
>>723977716Put me in the screenshot
Did the mods pin this by mistake?
>>723992560>>723992581Let me explainThis is essentially an accellerated version of what would happen to the US housing market if NIMBY regulations, zoning laws and restrictions for housing construction were removed overnight. You can it imagine as the government letting you trade in 5 normal everyday cars for a house.
>>723992929that's a delicious looking donut
>>723992560>I don't get it, people put their life savings into virtual knives or something?Yes extremely rare knives and then Valve let people transform 5 more common items into them.
>>723992871That's very clearly because they have a larger population than everybody else on Earth
>>723992860>>723992983Anime is only watched by brownoids.
>steals joke and stickies a thread just to collect (You)swhat's his endgame?
tl;dr?
>>723991930wait what happened now?
>>723991417Is this the thread?
>>723977716スクリーンキャップに入れてください
>>723977692>Sticky>Komm Süsser Tod Gay, should've saved this for when they announce HL3 is officially never coming out and Tyler McNigger kills himself or something. Literally who cares about this shit other than turd worlders?
post yfw you're still playing 1.6
>>723992995Valve made free items craftable into whale items
>723977716Kill yourself jeet
>be aquafag>make thread>someone posts a carlos funny>make a new thread and samefag fpbp the funny>people notice and start calling you out>old thread archives>have less (you)s than the carlos post>must get more (you)s than it>pin the threadpottery
>>723986234>It's like fucking speculating on the value of Walmart t-shirts except you're using jpgs from the Walmart website.perfect description of NFTs
>people are still replying to aquafag's stolen joke/v/ros... where's the justice for carloschad...
>shit skin jeet who does it for free steals a joke from an anonymous then pins his own thread to steal (you)s
>>723977716very good joke saar
>>723992772Shill spammers are scapegoating indians to distract from jews. Doesn't matter what it is, they will say it is Indian. It's nonsense. Do not engage. Indians are a massive problem but remember who caused the problem.
Mods are rather slow sweeping up the loli spammer
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>>723993031Considering that they also autoplayed komm susser tod, no, it's just mods being based for once.
>>723977692>>723977716STOLEN VALOUR>STOLEN VALOURSTOLEN VALOUR>STOLEN VALOUROP IS A STINKY SAMEFAGGING JEET>>723971918>>723971918
embarrassing thread, more embarrassing than the csgo fags offing themselves over nft's
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>>723977716jeet samefag and also a janny. the absolute state of this board
>>723977716How many kids on here would even get that joke?
CRASHING THIS MARKET
>>723993025
>>723993051What do whites watch?Drag races?BLM riots?Israel holidays?School shootings?
>>723993139Very embarrassing anon
>>723993103Every time he posts that screencap we will remind him
Impressed that skinfags didn't see the writing on the wall when NFTs were getting dunked on.
>>723993135too busy masturbating
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST TAKE MY HECKING GREENTEXTI don’t see your name on it lol
>>723993139
>>723993089rape aqua in the butthole
>>723977716W I T N E S S E D
>>723993219should have made it an NFT bitch nigga lmao
>>723993002Maybe he should have gotten a job instead of going all in on skins lmao
>>723983098You must return from whence you game
>>723977716put me in the screencap
Why wouldn't this be stickied? /v/ is 80% thirdies and this is their collective 9/11.
>>723993171do I smell brakes?
>>723993161tasty coconut nigger
>>723993089Game was rigged from the start.They are not so different after all, Gaben and the jannies.
>>723993180Unironically yes. Hating Israel is also only done by browns.
>>723993084Kino.
>>723992772because of pic related
>>723993185still too expensive
>stickied this shit so he could monetize his stolen shitpost on twitterseriously tho why didnt any of you pussies kill the jannies when they got doxxed?you always claim to be mentally ill but you're just pussies
>>723977692people referring to their skin collection as their portfolio is insane, how valve let their skin economy turn into an investment scheme is beyond me but I guess it's nice that they're actually trying to do something about it
>>723993134And jews in turn are a distraction from chinks. Chinks are behind every single issue in modern day because they review it as a reversed century of humiliation or something and jack off to it.
>stealing a jokeno shame
>>723992298Every india hate thread there's an Aqua avatarfag posting about how he's indian and asking why everyone hates india nowCould be a falseflag, but aquanigger has been an annoying retard for years so he deserves being shat on regardless
So if I want skins is this the time to buy?
>>723992623
>>723993161rectal pussy riderpretty good
>>723979235Really that ammount of money was going arround without any control? Wew
>>723993180I watch hockey :)
>>723992860>Aqua>oldKill yourself holy shit>inb4 Konosuba is 100 years old!It's still newfag shit
>>723993305>I. AM. SILLY.
MODS LICK DICKMODS LICK DICKMODS LICK DICKMODS LICK DICKMODS LICK DICKMODS LICK DICKMODS LICK DICK
Oh well, at least now you're gonna work, purging all those images etc
>>723993305I love having a foreskin albeit.
>shit skin low caste jeet who does it for free steals a joke from an anon then pins his own thread to steal (you)s
>>723988179turned into a fucking caveman
What change was even made that crashed the market? No one is talking about the actual change.
>>723977716Today was a good day
lollmao evenfuck ziggers and chinks, their bullshit ruined the game. and fuck valve too for introducing this cancer.
>>723992734>funnyYea not really. Need I remind you that Steamies were the main opposition of nintengroids on this board? Now we are left with Mario as the only hero left after Gaben an heroed.
>>723977692Why is this stickied? Lamo are mods fucking cs skin addicts lmmmaaaooo. Good riddance.
>>723977692>Sticky for this shit>Sticky to steal a fucking jokeKILL YOURSELF YOU NIGGER MOD FUCK YOU
why is this stickied? lol
>>723983025And no one cares about what they think
I’m surprised this is a sticky, but I guess that goes to show how out of touch I am with /v/ now.I guess any time would have been a “bad” time for this to happen, but hot damn that is a lot of money gone overnight.
stop fucking replying to yourself you disgusting indian
>tranny janny actively deleting loli shit KILL YOURSELF JEET
Valve is done.
>>723993410You must not be American.
>>723992860Anything after 2010 is NOT a fucking tradition.
>>723977716>managed to out all the retarded newfags while also managing to get all the anti anime babs to seetheBased Aqua poster.
>>723993453>>723993471
>use services and websites outside of steam for a steam only game >skirt around valves fees >investing in what basically are NFTs>expecting it to lastlmao. if you are this delusional you deserve death
I'm a boomer. Explain this to me. People were paying real money to buy digital knives or something? For what purpose?
You can only reply to this post if you never bought a CS2 skin in your life.
>>723993185Dear lord, how will this affect the world economy? Will anime figurines implode as well? Or perhaps dark web snuff will take a dive? Oh fuck Smirnoff is gonna take a hit too
Why is this a sticky cunt
>>723993440"You can now craft 5 epic items into 1 legendary item".
>>723977692Kek the fact this shit is stickied is so fucking funny. People are pathetic
>>723993505yup it makes it all the more funny seeing all these retards seethe
Will this help cleaning the game from cheaters?
>>723992772because calling people is the new go-to insult like autist or tranny or incelit doesn't mean anything
>>723993440You can craft higher-tier skins out of lower-tier skins in CS2 now, eliminating the artificial scarcity that rare skins had which made them so valuable. So everyone who had money in those rare skins is now broke.
i wouldn't give a shit if it wasn't a samefagging avatarfag capable of pinning threads
>>723993305hive try, chaim
>>723993468Jeets love loli.
You are pathetic, sitting alone in your room deleting posts you don't like. You are not even human. You are garbage.
Behead all reactionfaggots replying to the jeetnigger
>>723977692>free to earn friendly
>>723977716Oh fugg niggers put me in that motherfucking leddit/xwitternigger screencap :DDD
>>723993531Feels good
>>723993523Scalping but with non existent pixels.Yes really.
>>723993053Mods are total faggots
>>723977692>>723977716STOLEN VALOUR>STOLEN VALOURSTOLEN VALOUR>STOLEN VALOUROP AND FPWP IS A STINKY SAMEFAGGING JEET>>723971918>>723971918
>>723993583nice try shartranny
SAARS
>>723992827Wasn't that nigger a tendie streamer? Mods are massive tendies, this has been known forever and proven beyond a shadow of doubt with>Smash is a cultural phenomenonmod message when people got fed up with tendies shitting up the entire board for weeks to "speculate" what character will be put in trash ultimate next
>>723993523They look cool and make people think you're good at the game. Basically clout chasing.
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAGGOTS.FUCK YOU GABEN YOU FAT FUCK.I SPENT MY DADS RETIREMENT MONEY ON THIS FUCKING SHIT BECAUSE IT WAS SAVE. FUCK YOU GABEN WHY NOT NOTICE US SOONER OR SAY SOMETHING YOU KNOW THAT THESE KIND OF MARKETS EXIST AND PEOPLE PUT THEIR LIFE SAVINGS INTO THIS.FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>723977692
>>723977716Based Aqua-chan!
>>723993583Jeets love Americans too.
I should make that Aquafag trannyjak soon.
Should I buy some knives? Maybe I can profit a bit
sell your red skins now guys you need to save your money sell them to me so i can trade up to knives on the cheap
>>723993604Holy shit cry harder fag
>>723993531I played CS2 once with muh friends
>>723993531
>>723993531Yo
>people are taking their lives because Valve ruined them financially>4chan makes fun of them by pining a joke thread on the main page of its most popular board>even puts upbeat happy music to it on topThis is disgusting.
>>723993672DO IT
>>723993531I didn't even know there was a Counter Strike 2 (I'm not a PCnigger.)
>Fat slob paid too much for a skin
>>723993468Whoever thought it was a good idea to sticky this lame ass story should be forced to stay up the next 24 hours deleting shit.
>stickies now go over 1,000 so janny can samefag for longer
>>723993330so I could upload whatever I wanted next to a post like that and you would spend the next years defending you retarded delusions for free?Don't give me ideas, anon
>>723978665Would you not have lost more in the long run if it hadn't been reined in?
Chinese GDP status?
>>723993707disgustingly hilarious lmao
>>723977716You stole this from the Carlos poster in the earlier thread faggot
>1000 replies>stickyoh so someone really did diei thought it was just memez
>>723991470you can laugh at the scammer being stuck with shit that's now completely worthless
>>723977716AQQQQQUUUUUUUUAAAAAAA
>>723992557TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN
>>723993707How is Komm Süsser Tod happy music?
>>723993531I didn't spend any money on CS2, only CSGO and it was $500 on keys 10 years ago and I got maybe $40 back.
POSTAN IN A 'ICKY!!!!GET FUCKED PORTFOLIOFAGS LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>723993531brother i never even touched cs2
>>723993707>Misses the pointRead the thread
I have anti-India fatigue.
>>723993531I never played CSGO
IT ALLRETURNSTO NOTHINGIT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN
>me when my speculative value was merely speculative
>>723977716i dont get it but PUT ME IN (the screencap) COACH
>Look through thread>Seems like a lot of the distress is among Chinese players and crypto faggots
>>723977716put me in, i don't care at this point
>>723993531reporting in
>>723993707Maybe you should join them faggot
>>723993723It's not that. They bought a promise that they get to sell it for more to the next retard in the future.These people deserve nothing but pain
>>723977716kek
>>723991519it's for the change causing retards to fucking kill themselves over it
TUMBLING DOWN>TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN>TUMBLING DOWN
>>723977716Put me in the screencap.
>we've plummeted the value of cs2 knife skins to prepare for the introduction of our new valuable item: stattrak chastity cages
>>723993785to be fair, name the last time you heard komm susser tod and it wasn't about an event that made you happy.
I remember that Kiwifarms thread about the Bosmanjack guy investing his winnings into CS skins. I hope he emptied his inventory
>>723993531I have not but I have them in my inventory because a friend used to play and gave me a bunch of stuff when they stopped playing back around 2016. All that stuff they gave me is now around 500 bucks, so that's pretty neat. I don't know if I should sell it all though, maybe just a few so I can buy some games I want later on
>>723977716Get me in the screenshot.
>>723993842What's his name again?I forgot.
>>723993453so the mod could steal a joke on 4chan or all places
>>723979512people that dont even play the gamelol
Skin Scalpers got SMOKED SSASASA
>>723977716>stealing the Carlos post from the other thread wholesaleKill yourself nigger.
>>723993572indirectly, there's fair bit of overlap between cheaters and skin trading grifters, so some of those ragequits will be the cheaters
>>723993838>carlosmore right than you might think
Thread moving so fast that no one will notice that I had a great day and went for a walk earlier
Crypto and these tards are the same kind of people
>>723993531I stay away from free to play games unless I’m pirating it. If a developer makes the game free then that means I’m the product
>>723993707kys Chang
Safe racism really has this place by the fucking balls lmao where are all of the slav and chink jokes?
>>723993905I don't. I hope everyone who uses Kiwifarms lost money on this. I also hope that they get cancer and die
>another chinese suicidedoes it even change the average?
>>723991773QRDItems go in rarity from blue, purple, pink, red, goldYou could trade up 10 items from one rarity to 1 item a step up, except you couldnt trade from red to gold, only way to get golds was to play the case/lootbox slot machineSo golds were completely an entire league above all other skins. Skins also have a condition (bad condition has chipped paint, etc) and pattern (specific area from the skin texture .jpeg) so some knives and gloves with a good condition or pattern were worth tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousandsNow the gold shit is not that special that you can trade up from red, and it's also at 5:1 ratio lol.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA YES KILL YOURSELVES PIDORUSSIANS
>>723993707you now know the plot of end of evangelion welcome to the club
The Only CS I played was 1.6 during highschool 20 years ago
jannies could redeem themselves by public banning the aquaposter but they are jeets so they dont redeem
>>723993915salivatin' spicwrathful wetbackperturbed pendejo
How can TF2 replicate this? Update metal crafting so you can craft unusuals?
How did these things even get so valuable who fucking decided yeah I'll pay a couple thousand for this cosmetic.
>>723993531I never broughtered shit in steamslop games outside of TF2 years ago
>>723977692Incredible.
>>723993805no such thing, they deserve it all
>>723977692>changed CS2's economyits fucking pixelsif you consider this shit a legitimate investment, youre already lost and you deserve to be poorif valves servers all got nuked tomorrow, your pixels will still be there at the same value, but you wont ever be able to access them, 6bn gone from the "market"waa waa
>>723993531I've never even played CS.The only cosmetic I've ever payed for in a video game was 1 TF2 crate back in 2014 then I realized they were all scams
Why was Valve allowed to turn its cosmetics market into a real-money casino in the first place?
>>723978167Impossible to feel sympathy for this>>723979864Fucking lol get fucked
>>723993953good for you normie
I've not heard this song in ages
Did s1mple comment on this? You know the GOAT of GOATs for Counter Strike?
So I guess you could say, CS2 finally became an hero shooter.
>>723993994>newfag doesnt remember Crate DepressionCS2 is the one replicating the situation
>>723993531I bought the jurassic park skin for 2 cents, great value.
I had a rainbow gut knife I got in like 2014 and immediately cashed out for keys to buy games, the people who still played and interacted with this game are gay and retarded
I genuinely cannot wait to buy a karambit tiger tooth for its real value now, that being said I'll wait a year or so for this to blow over.
>>723977716Rare good Aqua post
Personally I think all of these games that have some little side economy for the gayest faggots in the world to treat like stock trades should cause more problems for them. This is a video game for entertainment, get a real fucking job if you want to day trade.
saar please redeem the sticky
>>723994063It's just too profitable.
>>723993994converting craft hats to unusuals
>>723993089Also note that the very first post was an aqua reaction image and has a response not worth replying for. OP probably samefagged his own reply just to bump the thread and then got assblasted when an actual funny chad anon came through. OP, you are a fucking FAGGOT, and if you ban me, you prove my theory right. Go fuck yourself.
>>723977716you motherfucker
>>723994003Richfags wanting to show off in game.
marketanon here,I have been posting nonstop for the last 3 weeks in regards to a market crash; my insiders knew big changes were coming. Most of these threads went with no replies or accusations that I'm a froggot. Has to be said - you reap what you sow. In particular I was telling people to offload reds IMMEDIATELY
>>723994068>normietourist spotted
>>723977692NGL deserved, you walk into the snake pit don't be surprised when the snake bites you
>>723977716Why the fuck hasnt this obnoxious indian aqua poster been range banned yet? Are you actually a janny?
>>723993873But we couldn't talk about Gamer Gate here and the thot that caused someone to suicide.
JUSTICE FOR CARLOS>JUSTICE FOR CARLOSJUSTICE FOR CARLOS>JUSTICE FOR CARLOSJUSTICE FOR CARLOS>JUSTICE FOR CARLOSJUSTICE FOR CARLOS>JUSTICE FOR CARLOSJUSTICE FOR CARLOS
>>723994097cause it was copied from a carlos post in another thread
Ohnepixel must have killed himself
>>723994096MOOOOOOOOODS
>the 1000 post limit is removed just for >>723977716LMAO
>>723994084KEEEEEEK
>>723994096You have a cute butt. Mine looks about the same and my trans gf loves to make out with it :3
>>723994084BASED
>>723977692oh no no no no
>>723993964>Safe racism
>>723977716This
>>723994084
>>723993707>people are taking their lives because Valve ruined them financially>4chan makes fun of them by pining a joke thread on the main page of its most popular board>even puts upbeat happy music to it on topStop, stop, I can only get so erect
Another day happy I quit Counter Strike
>>723994063they didn't, third-party speculative trading sites run by thirdies did
>>723994025It's just as real as the stock market. Valve is facing legal repurcissions for lying business
>>723977716epic and original memefeature me in the screen capture
>>723993070valve crashed the cs2 economy and retards are killing themselves over it
Rangeban India and all the anti-anime posts will disappear
>>723977692IM EUPHORIC AS FUCK NIGGERSDEATH TO WHALES DEATH TO JEWSDEATH TO TRANNIES
>>723994084gem
>>723994195
>>723977692Should had put their trust in Jesus and not in money
I kept hearing some weird crying and I realized I had this in the backgroundhttps://clips.twitch.tv/MildSnappyMilkBabyRage-4xVlcenDmYUNzdTK
How stupid do you have to be to put any sort of serious investment in colored pixels that are backed by absolutely nothing?
>>723994180kek at the guy named daughter pounder
>>723994085That was unintentional (allegedly) while this isn't. I'm talking about Valve making a purposeful drastic change to the economy that increases the number of transactions done on the marketplace rather than third party storefronts. Something with metal seems the most appropriate vector
>>723994096id squirt inside it if you were in one of those jap glory holes that had your entire ass hanging out
>>723977692KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK thats what they get for treating CS as a casino!
>Investing in video game NFTs>That Valve can literally take from you at any point by banning your accountdeserved
>>723994097>goodhe stole the joke >>723971918
>>723981912stocks are a tangible thing, retardthey have an end-product, they physically exist skins in a video game do notwe lost electricity tomorrow and the skins are worthlessstocks still hold merit because they are based on real world assets
>>723994225what's the song? I think my adblocker is hiding it.
>>723993531I played csgo many years ago and once I saw the spray pattern bs I never bothered to play again
>>723994096You might wanna get that pimple looked at
Serious question, why people put that much money in a game's market instead of the real stock market? If I had that much I wouldn't put it in cs2 knifes
>>723977692Stop pinning your own posts and get back to cleaning up the board. I feel like my house is going to end up being raided by feds every time I visit this board
>>723991808>being this new
>>723993867Based antisemite
>>723994084kekpeak comedy
kek
>>723993070they let people upcycle the second highest rarity of skins to the highest rarity
>>723993757Collapse tomorrow
>>723994243How much did you lose?
>>723993572Maybe. It depends on how much the prices adjust. smarter people who invest in these PNGs might shift over to the red skins and start hoarding them. pretty based on valve to actually do some about what is basically RMT. imagine if an mmo sucessfully gutted the RMT scene
>>723994256India is the largest consumer of anime in the world.
deserved, only retards buy skins. no exceptions
>>723994084put me in the screencap
>>723993531Only tried it when it was still CS:GO, but never played it again after.
>>723994084LMAO
>>7239911354chan can still have fun, it seems.
>>723994084YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAPERINO
>>723994084Based
>>723994084HOLY KEK BRO HAHA HOW YOU COME UP WITH THAT HAHA
I don't really follow mod/janny drama. But the mod that stole the an hero joke and then made a sticky for it unironically needs to end his life. What a fucking faggot. Konosuba is a fucking cringe show too.
>>723994096Tag?
So I guess you could sayyou could say uhfuck what was it?
>>723994373it's also the largest consumer of water
>>723994096Not you.
>>723993531the only cs game ive played in my whole life is 1.6
>>723994264But Jews won bigly again? (thanks again btw, you my nigga)
>>723993757>>723994360>CHINA WILL COLLAPSE IN 2 WEEKS>RUSSIA WILL COLLAPSE IN 2 WEEKS
Russia just lost 10% of its economy
>>723994243>It's just as real as the stock marketno its not, the stock market is people betting on/against the performance of companies and commoditiesholding skins in CS is just increasing artificial scarcity >Valve is facing legal repurcissionsboohoo nigga, nobody cares nothing will happen if the water company puts the price of water up 5x, the price of weed goes up 5x because you need to water it to growweed growers have no leg to stand on to sue valve for their lost profits
>>723981912Yeah and nvidia's 4 trillion is not actually 4 trillion you retardsIf everyone tried to cash out that 4 trillion would vanish.
>>723977692Holy fucking shit, I know I shouldn't laugh buit this is a fucking insane.
>>723994084Mods sticky this
>>723994312>stocks still hold merit because they are based on real world assetsWhatever you say rabbi
>>723977716KEKStole from Carlos thoughbeit
>>723994252nowhat is an etika sticky>>723994252
What a shit fucking sticky holy shit. Nobody cares about this garbage, forced as fuck. What retard on the staff thought this was a good idea?And right after Itagaki too. Now THAT was a worthwhile sticky. This one is worse than the etika garbage
>>723980070I don't get it? You never had that money. Why kill urself over it? U were just hoarding a virtual knife with a dumb value. U didn't have any money. Idk sell your assets next time
>>723993707I'm sorry for your loss chang
>$1,000 for a weapon skinI'm not understanding this right, am I? No one's actually spending cash like that for weapon skins right?
imagine comitting sudoku over losing 40kbut then again having all your money in a volatile market is straight up braindead
>>723994297Give us back the mods folder for custom skins and custom sprays
>people unironically used CS:GO as a personal bank
>>723991135>forced embedsfuck this site giving data to jewgle
>>723994282lmao, holy fuck. god damn, this event probably will go down in vidya history.
>>723979662Crypto is just the final stage of modern employment. Purely wasting resources creating nothing of value and rewarding money for it.
>steam has lootbox gambling problem caused by inflated auction prices of lootbox items>steam releases update that makes the gambling not as enticing as before>they are now the bad guys
>>723977716damn this is good
>>723984273>can anyone explain in layman's terms what did they change, why it impacts the market, and why it's a bad thingBasically the concentrated frozen orange juice scene from Trading Places.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLySXTIBS3c
>>723977692It's gotta be like 5 people max, no sane person has invested in this industry that much
>>723994495You aren’t betting. You are giving a company money so that they can expand their business.
>>723993757>>723994360This was a plot done by Xi to root out the capitalists from the great Chinese Society. China is healing.
>>723979235>2 billion never existed
Russians are going to shill Epic Games Store even harder because a new vendetta against Gaben has begun
>>723994489
>>723994084OOOOHHHHHHH MODS PLEASE RED TEXT THIS POST
>>723994096I hope you get rid of your lust and pride one day anon, it wont help you in any way.
Imagine a game that is more popular as a digital casino suddenly fucks all its gamblers in one patch. You can only be glad it happened, you people had it coming.
This is why you don't put money into unregulated commodities
>>723994515turn off the power and your house is still thereyour skins arent
>>723991135No lie I never liked Trannygelion cause Shinji is an insufferable character but the animation is incredible though.
Keep it up Valve, best thing they've done since the Steam Deck.
>>723994598based
>>723994084lmao jews btfo yet again
All jokes aside this is kind of evil
>>723994593
>>723977716Have Indians ever come up with anything original?
>>723977716Now this is old/v/ i remember
Reality check for anyone with half a braincell.If you are hearing music play in this thread right now, your adblock and browser security is weak. You need to upgrade all of your filters and tighten all of your settings immediately or you're never going to make it.
>>723994313https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WXyi_a6HC4
>>723994084What an original and humorous joke!
>>723994506I feel a bit bad for the gambling addicts but the scalpers are fair game, it's like laughing at Wile E. for catapulting himself into a wall.
i can't hear the music anymore
>>723994541Some retard gave me half of that for a tf2 weapon I had rotting in my inventory for years. I do believe it.
>>723993531not only that, never played a csgo game ever. feels good to watch the world burn
>>723994556It's a massive win for players, the digital landlords hoarding goods are the only ones crying. They got what they fucking deserved for scalping digital items.
>>723994486Reminder that only browns and leftists hate Jews.
>>723994137Should i offload my tf2 inventory now? i have rare 1st edition crates
>>723994647But Jews won bigly again? (thanks again btw, you my nigga)
Dear journal, Today the mods were gods.
>>723994084KEEEKKKKKKK
>>723994084KEKYPOOPY!
>>723994581shorting is literally betting
>>723994063The only thing Valve did was allow people to sell their skins, the fact some people will buy anything because they think they can sell it for a profit later is just human behaviour
I guess you could say, CS2 finally became a hero shooting game like Overwatch or something similar.
>>723977716Kill yourself saar.
>>723993707total newfag tourist death
Update reversal soon. buy now or stay poor, brokies.
>>723994704I want more like this with 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant.
can't wait until I can randomly craft a new burning Team Captain in TF2 with 5 craft hats or something
>>723991135>mfw remember there was a time when this played on a loop sitewide
>>723994704That jeet is being backed by jews btw
Any confirmed deaths yet?
>>723991494shut up bethesda mutant
>>723994657not really, its only the chinense and russians that are taking it to this extreme so nothing of value is being lost
>>723977793Vertices
>>723994736HOLY SHIT!!!! PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP!!!!
>>723994783multiple
>>723994736KEK
>>723994084HOLY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>723994084KEK GOTTEM
>>723994084>Took over a thousand posts before someone made a Carlos joke/v/ has fallen
>>723984285I mean it's like any art or whatever.
>>723994671I really should've guessed lmao. Been years since I've heard this playing on /v/
TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN
>>723994783theres a thread on r*ddit about a guy in china jumping
>>723994736KEEEEEEEK where do you guys come up with this stuff??
>>723994736KEK KEKKITY KEKYPOW KEKAROO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CS players when they have to play the game instead of embezzling money through virtual skins
Reminder that money can be declared useless by the government at any time, it happened to India a few years back.
>Was said to be in the big 3 with USA and China when it’s about War>Losing the War to a actor who cant do shit.>Are made fun of because you cant win against a tiny country >Now your people are killing themselves because of a guy who makes videos games Imagine being russian in 2025 poor suffering
>>723994575My friend put $5k into skins. He hangs around a server where people have up to $30k invested into this shit and those are small small fries. Remember Chinese people, gulf royals and crypto people threw tens and hundreds of thousands into this. One guy owning one of a kind knife pattern was offered $1 million (to meet and trade the money in person) and he refused because he through it was too low.
>>723993964Slavs are depressing to think about and chinks have sold me many things with a "thank you" letter attached to the parcel
>>723994736Is that his hitbox?
>>723994084good one
>>723977692DEATH TO GAMBLERSAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
>>723994556its not exactly about opening lootboxesalmost nobody complaining actually opened lootboxes. They tried to do something that verifiably gave immense returns every single time in the last 15 years, and got unlucky to do it SPECIFICALLY now and SPECIFICALLY in the one sector that was negatively affected by it
>>723994084lollove the originality, can I save?
>>723994857How much did you lose?
>monetizing artificial digital scarcity>it blows up in your face
>>723994657their lootboxes have been criticized for causing gambling addictions in youth for like a decade now and when they finally release an update that fixes this, they're somehow the bad guy?
>>723978167>Gabe gives players a way to turn cheap shit materials into super expensive knife skinsHoly based. Praise Gaben!
>>723994841kek based
Justice for Carlos you filthy joke thief JEET
>>723994541>$1,000They spent way, way, WAY more than that
>>723977692Your...portfolio? This is a video game
>>723994084>>723994736GETS BETTER EVERY TIME
>>723994783theres been a few that are unconfirmed and probably jokes but atleast one confirmed in china, student jumped off a building after losing like 20 grand
>>723977692based
>>723978665why did you think it was a good idea to invest in what are essentially NFTs? it kinda sounds like you deserve it
>>723994084TOP KEK
No seriously did anyone here lost money?
>>723994736LMAO
Not funnyI lose equivalent 50000 USD You think is funny?FUCK YOU
>>723994084YABBA DABBA DOOO
POSTAN IN A STICKY
>>723994874I guess you could say I want more like this with 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant.
>>723994736PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP HAHAHA
>>723994736JEETED N SKEETED
>>723994736
>>723994857and how long ago were toilets declared useless in India
>>723977692>>723977716I hope they do TF2 next
>>723994084Mind if I steal this joke?
>>723994736PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
>>723993531The last time I played any Counter-Strike was before Source even existed.
shartroons are mad
skintards btfo
CHINA IS COLLAPSING BUT FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!!
>mfw put my money into gold and silver instead of worthless pixelsFeels good to not be retarded
>>723991681I only played it once but I kept wishing I was playing 1.6 instead the whole time
>>723994736lol
>>723994084this is the funniest thing i've ever read in my entire life TOP FUCKING KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Tamamo dancing in a sticky.
>>723994926I mean it’s a little funny. Why didn’t you put that money into something more worthwhile than fucking virtual skins
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
>>723977692>"...nuke it"
>>723994926Yeah but perk up, your $50k just brought me a lot of enjoyment. Thanks.
>>723994541>$1,000 for a weapon skinoh sweet summer child, if you think that's a lot for a bunch of worthless pixels...
>>723994084HOLY FUCK THAT'S ONE FUNNY NIGGER
>>723994972TF2 already had several economic crashes
>>723994736Holy fuck
Why the fuck is this stickied?
>>723994736XDDD
Cool I wonder how else they're going to make it easier for me to get sick skins
>>723994587nah, just because some retards lost value on some jpgs doesnt mean millions of others already profited bigly from steam marketme myself got around 10k$ worth of steambucks playing games with the boys 1-2 times a week
>>723994970Trick question, they were never seen as useful to begin with
>>723994995damn mods got this almost instantly
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8
knife trannies right now
>>723994923im down net like $150 or so will probably be down atleast $300 by the end of the week but im enjoying the crash just as much as anyone else
>>723994923If they did they'd probably be finding their nearest bridge instead of shitposting here.
>>723994926good bait, but no thirdie holding skins would say "equivalent"they genuinely believe they lost that money and that it was real
>>723994180>-7.7k gg lolCan someone check on him?
>>723993389It's not real money nor value. Noone is selling them in real cash for what they claim it's worth. Just because I claim my car is 4 bill USD and tomorrow I say it's 2 bill USD doesn't mean I just evaporated 2 billion dollars.Remember. Until you cash out, you don't have a cent.
>>723994985KEK BASED EVERYONE I HATE IS MAD AND DYING
>>723988956>he thinks the government is who issues currencyLMAO
>>723994084LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>723994985Reminds me of the time Reddit had a meltdown at other websites for "stealing their jokes".
>>723994084>>723994736>>723971918>>723994912
i dont understand the problem. isnt making skins more accessible to players better for the consumers? why is /v/ pro-microtransaction all the sudden?
Only way for mods to redeem their name now is to publicly ban aquajeet, the smelly ban evader
>>723994659Post the nod version
>>723994693what weapon, so i can call the appropriate party retard?
Should've been the BLYAAAAAAAAAT Minecraft kid on loop
Why weren't the skins backed by anything tangible?
So basically CS2 is an hero shooter now guys!
I've heard that CS skins are actually >>723994874I guess you could say I want more like this with 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant.
>>723994084Kek
>>723995040>oh sweet summer childIm sorry as a 37 year old I'm just used to downloading custom skins for free or making my own
LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED>Investing your lifesavings in a video games
>>723977716see you on r/4chan
lmao at the music
>>723995087>hovered over itits over for me isnt it
>>723994084top kek
>>723977692lmao why the fuck is this pinned
>>723994783all russian/chink cassualities
>>723995179LOL
>>723971918So pretty much CS2 became an hero shooter?
wow, this change really... blew up in some people's faces, huh?
thread theme: https://youtu.be/lGf2b1H91JAifkyk
csgo more like deadlock or overwatch 2 (hero shooters)
>>723995146>why is /v/ pro-microtransaction all the sudden?no one on /v/ dislikes this update, schizo
>>723994736ITS EVEN FUNNIER THE FOURTH TIME!!!
>>723994084put me in the screenshot
>>723995160Strange Original
>>723977716SIDES OBLITERATED
>>723995209Chinese are committing suicide
>>723977692holy fuck a sticky
>>723994926funnydid laugh
'osting in an 'icky
>>723994084YUP, A KEK FROM ME!
>>723995202the fbi have already been alerted and they are confiscating your pony collection
what are the chances that valve reverts this update?
>>723995215LMAO
>>723994084KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>723995215kek
>>723995274isn't that normal?
>>7239952930
>thread is a sticky
>>723995179HOLY HISFIHASEFO i just SHIT my pants laughing better come clean my mess up jannies STINKY STINKY LMFAEOOOOOOOO
>>723994084im screaming
leave me out of the screencap
>>723994765100% it’s guaranteed.
I guess it's time to SHOOT that resume over to indeed.
>>723995215gem.
>>723995293Reverting it would be even worse, they need to own up to their fuck-up
Haha, I guess you could
>>723994084>>723994736>>723995179>>723995215WHO ARE THESE JOKERS?
>>723994985kek4chan serious matter
>>723994084LOL
>>723995262that's worth like half of what the guy paid.did it have halloween spells on it or something?
>>723993161>gay cock expander
>>723995293damage is done 0
>>723994084AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
>>723995283Post a cute and funny one, please Kaban-chan!
>>723995326SHADOWHEROES RISE AGAIN
>>723995293Considering this primarily affects people using trading sites? 0
Based gabeN reminding these faggots pixels are worthless
Can someone explain to me why valve did this?t. doesn't play CS but I played TF2 back in the day so I know its the same sorta shit as unusual hats but on a bigger scale I'm assuming.Like they had to assume there'd be some negative blowback from this? What do they gain from it?
Tell us: How do you explain to your grandmother that your savings are well invested in knives and gloves from a game of terrorists and counter-terrorists?
>>723992557Time for new friends anon. We've all been there
>>723995293revert them making millions on transactions and casuals coming back to the game because skins are now attainable prices?
>>723995179
They called him a madman
>>723977692>Tranny jannies consider this sticky worthy
>>723995293why would they? it won't bring back the people who an hero'd
>>723995293>chinese man kills himself>gaben rolls back the updateimagine
>>723977692Why is this a sticky?Not complaining, I just want to understand why this needed to be a sticky.
>>723995293all of the "money" these guys are complaining they lost isn't on steamyou are only supposed to sell your items through the steam marketplace, all of these guys are mad their illegal trading get kneecappedso chances of being reverted? absolute ZERO percent
>>723995179LMFAOOOOO
Who wants to buy a $500 knife skin from me guys? I have nine mouths to feed.
>>723995326Cute nipples
>>723992029now that's some oldfag shit
>>723994985>there exists an entire image board just to seethe at this shitholethe fuck?
>>723994926get a real job and stop gambling pixels.
Expedition 33 won. It's over for CSI guess you could say I want more like this with 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant.
>>723995407Because it was an intern’s mistake? they will reverse it in hours.
>>723994084KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>723977692>its all chinksbased gaben eradicating the bugs
I find the suicides of those affected by this incredibly humorous and I thank Valve and thus Gaben for giving me a wondrous afternoon full of laughter.
>>723977692HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
>>723994926do a flip faggot
>>723994736Hahahaha You are so funny pepe! You should try stand-up comedy
>>723977716fag bros ... not like thisits.over
>>723977692get rekt, fags
why is this stickied? /v/ doesn't give a shit about CS2
>>723994084THIS SHIT HAS ME PISSING, SHOOTING, CUMMING, SQUIRTING ROPES
>nobody did a pic of the spic thread
>>723995293I hope they do so the panic sellers and suiciders get double fucked
>>723995407There's a lot of conspiracies running around but basically it makes it MUCH more easier for the average consumer to get gloves/knives.
>>723995407EU gonna forbid gambling in video games (finally) so Valve is forced to change their lootboxes.ONLY TIME Valve actually makes a consumer friendly change is because they are forced.
>>723993161>DYSFUNCTIONAL CUNTSMASHERyeah that sounds about right
>>723995293zero. even if they did, the damage is done. people have already offed themselves. you can't uncrash the plane.
>>723995293The skin sites circumvent Valve's cut so 0. They are punishing them on purpose.
>>723977692>>723978167kek based gabe lmao
>>723994923I never put money into it but I'm checking some crates and capsules I have from when I used to play back in 2013 and they're all losing value>tfw sold this at 50€ back when I got it for free and I thought I got a good deal
>>723995394How about cute and SCARY!?
>>723991665funny
>>723994084xdddd
What the fuck is wrong with CS faggots
>>723994335>>723991937>>723991135Uh oh janny melty!
>>723994923I sold all my skins months ago just to pay for my monthly phone bills in order to neet just a bit longer
I guess you could call it zero strike now because they have zero money to count now
>>723995064So a mod could get (You)s for a joke he stole from another thread. No, Im not kidding
>>723995073No one was given the expensive shit for playing twice a week
>>723993037>>723993046Oof that is shitty
The clown beckons
>>723993161Legendary Scrotumblaster
>>723995541how is this bad for skin sites? they can sell red skins too
>>723994084based
>this of all things worth a stickylol posting in an actual containment thread
Has no one ever heard the phrase "dont gamble what you cant afford to lose"?
>>723995498I look like this
So basically CS Hero.
Fuck it. CHECK MY 0
>>723977692Its funny I just dumped pretty much all of my skins last week to get BF6 for cheap, though a bunch of those skins were like 4 or 5 bucks tops each, I could not give a single fuck and have been having more fun in that game than I ever did in the ridiculous number of hours I played CSGO/2. Never had a knife or wanted one though I hope all knifeniggers kill themselves because of this.
>>723993531oooooooooo I feel goooood
>>723994084L O L
>>723995502Because stupid scammers dying is funny.
>>723977716I hope that the damage control causes promotions at valve
>>723994923I lost a 60 dollar knife betting on fnatic vs virtus pro like 8 years ago
>>723995634steam market has $2000 price cap so they crashed it
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>>723995354What fuck-up?
>>723977692>Sticky>This NewsHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH Karma is a bitch! No fucks given. Maybe next time you turd-world PC Steam elitist jackasses will stop shitting up on-topic console video game threads with hateful bullshit. SUCK A DICK!
>>723995603KEK PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP KEKPOWE
>>723994736KEEEEEEEEK
They're fucking losing it on Reddit
>>723993161>TITANIC TIT BITCHSuck 'em.
>no more funds to bribe the local conscription commissariatNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>723977692guess you could say their wallets are dust2
>>723995408These people are not speaking with their grandparents, let's be honest. Even parents is going to be a handful of sentences a week at most.
>>723992158I noticed it
>>723978882so it's just like cryptofucking useless now
>>723977692HOLY SHIT!!!! IT'S REAL!!!!
>>723977716Fuck me, I haven't heard anyone call it that in a long time.
>>723995571I'm scared stiff!
>>723993468Based janny.
>>723995468If you knew anything about the history of /qa/, you’d understand. They’re also the ones who took responsibility for hacking and crashing the site.
>>723994084lmfaooooooooooooo
>>723980639By all intents and purposes, cs economy is crypto
>>723995027Based
>>723994084>>723994736>>723995179>>723995215KEEEK
>>723993180I listen to audiobooks. While I'm gaming.
>>723977716Stealing your post, AquaGODSo basically CS2 is an hero shooter now
>>723995737
>>723995696why 2000?
>>723991135RIP JANNY
>>723977692Why is this shit sticky?
>>723995460We were amazed how easy it was and the reactions were priceless of people speculting how we were “able to do it”. I was crying laughing. it was so easy that it was boring not long after so we never did it again. This was back when people took the “copy that” GameStop guy and stretched his neck out super far across multiple imagesjoined in 2007
>>723995678cute kaban
>Brother came sad and just silently to our dinner table >Dad asked what’s wrong>Sat there saying nothing until mother touched him>Huh oh yeahh… do you remember the 50k you guys gave me?>Yes anons brother what about it?>I lost like 40k in 5 minHOOOOLLLYYYY KEK THAT‘S WHAT YOU GET FOR HAVING THAT MORON AS YOUR FAVORITE SON LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL GET FUCKED DAD
Toasting in a sticky
>>723977716oh man
>>723995807
>>723992158Witnessed
>>723995634They had the gold items in stock because those brought in the money, the reds were $1 to $10 and were trash The gold items going down by over 70% means they're all in ruins and reds are common enough that most people aren't going to buy them like the gold knives which were lootbox only.
CS2 is an hero shooter
>>723994084i raffed
>>723994084KEEEEEK
Heh it seems... CS2 has become an hero shooter
>>723995634Because none of the people with inventories in the 5+ digits used Steam to manage and trade their inventories.And people hosting the gambling sites probably had millions bound up in knife skins
quick run?
can someone please explain what's going on?
>>723995690I lost my entire inventory of free skins I got from deathmatch betting on matches over 10 years ago. It was a costly lesson but I'm glad I learned not to gamble early. These days I only play Mahjong to relax
This is going to unleash a wave of people stealing jokes with an aqua reaction picture, isn't it?
>there's a fucking Forbes article about the CS skins marketfucking lmao
>>723994084pfffffffffftHAHAHAHAHA
it's over
>>723995737Heh, you aight frog boi
>>723991135shamelessly trying to aura farm in a pointless sticky reddit screenshot... sad!at least it wasnt a bluesky link this time
>>723991135Lmaoing at CSGOSkins (dot) gg.
>>723977716Saars redeem me in screen capture
>>723995915black people are looting again
test
>>723993707LoL
i'm only here for the song
>>723995667good taste
>>723995915check this thread>>723977692
>>723995771Wasn't that someone unrelated?
yfw CS2 is now an hero shooter
>>723995875LMAOOOOO
>>723993531Happy to never play CS2
>>723995830Janny lost his life savingsso about $30
>>723995909doomnack?
>Half the thread is people bitching about a stolen joke instead of celebrating CSFag Whales retirement funds tanking.
>>723995780how did you dig this up i was shitposting
>>723977692Does this shit related to fucking thirdies need a sticky? Fucking really? Way to show this fucking board is run by brown thirdies.But I'll welcome the death of pajeets, chinks and ziggers. The more, the better.
>>723986883>Make a business>Improve the business so you don't have to rely on outside businessesI will GLADLY suck every single drop of Gabe's cum
>>723995915super rare knife skins that go for 1k usd on the market can now be made using 5 shit knife skins worth like 5 bucks each
im an average Joe who bought nice skins by saving up to literally just play with and sell without losing much money. I have mw nocts, kara black laminate, blue phosfor, lightningstrike, fire serpent, deagle blaze. And what happened? I lost 1500€ on knife and glove out of nowhere. I was never looking to make major profit. Just buy nice skins and sell without much loss. Average joe’s get hurt with this while people are laughing at us for losing thousands of euro/dollars. Society is fucked up. I even saw people laughing at others for not taking it anymore because some are down really bad moneywise.
>>723993161>Tasty Cock Manrad
Does this mean the real world economy will improve and I’ll get hired for a well-paying job?
>>723994084lol
It is always morally correct to laugh at retards who put all their money into investing in crypto bullshit losing their entire life's savings in an instant.
>>723994534etika's the name of a streamer that jumped off a bridge a few years back
>>723995915aquanigger outing himself as a janny>captcha: 404CP
BASED
>>723977716I wanna greet my mom
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHADIE CSBABS DIE
>>723996010sorry but fighting the internal culture war against anime is more important than anything
>>723995990lololol
I legit never understood these "e-economy" games, and spending hundreds or thousands on games. What's the point?I can understand competitive games, and "e-sports", but not this.
>>723995915market crashhttps://clips.twitch.tv/MildSnappyMilkBabyRage-4xVlcenDmYUNzdTK
>>723977716BASED
>>723977716AQUUAAAAA THINK OF THE POOR BRAZILIANS
>>723996030not until he releases the cleveland steam er
>>723993531i gotta admit i got a bunch of tf2 ones but only cheap ones because i like dressing up those retarded mercs and particle effects are shiti would really really really like an unusual '72 disco fever though
>>723995468Remnants of /qa/ metastazised into that.
>>723996050250€ a month for 40 hours weeklytake it or not. somebody else will
sing it with me /v/IT ALL RETURNSTO NOTHINGIT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>>723994672It's pee pee
>>723994084kek
>>723978882>retirement funds>CS knives and glovesLol
>>723995915Valve allows to trade up lower value items to the highest ones that were worth hundreds to thousands of dollars in the market, making all those high value knifes worthless since everyone with enough low value reds can craft them now, destroying all the high value inventories of traders.
>>723996048Don't use the word cock with a Namori character you asshole.
>>723995908this hasn't exactly removed a market demand for cashing items out, so it just hurts the existing shops and will give rise to whoever starts storing their value in reds
>>723996039>using 5 shit knife skins worth like 5 bucks eachNo, you can make a random knife using 5 Covert class weapons (not knives) and they're all rocketing in price while knives are going down in price.
no, I won't
>>723996082LOL
>>723996010Because no one really cares about this and they'd rather point out that the janny clearly pinned his own thread to repost a joke.
>>723980267darude sandstorm?
>>723996082Just bought a dildo like your dick, Anon.Can't wait to choke on it.
>>723977716Nice.
>>723996046if you paid dollars in a free to play game for any reason, you're a retard who deserves nothing
>>723977692So third worlders where were apparently treating virtual items in a videogame like an investment bank and dumping real world money into this? Why was this even a thing? I personally think even shit like Bitcoin is a scam but this just seems like a foolish way to spend your money
Post feet please
Heh, i guess you could say that CS2 basically reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>723994084kekaroo
>>723996046I sincerely hope you all die, if that makes you feel any better
>>723996010It's the one extremely butthurt sharty, just reply to the aqua joke to make his blood pressure spike.
This shit is so fucking retarded it's unreal
>>723971918They shooted an hero?
>>723995807KEKGHETTI AND MEATBALLS
You’re laughing. Chang isn’t going to be able to afford to commission gore and Ivan can’t buy his weekly gallon of Smirnoff and you’re laughing.
>>723996137Word on the street is6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant.
cs2 more like im considering suicide too lmaooo
>>723996010nobody gives a shit about a joke becoming pastait is avatarfags that somehow have the power to pin threads that gets people riled up
>Counter-Terrorists Win
>>723996137>I'VE LOST EVERYTHING>EVERYTHING>EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME>MATTERS IN THIS WOOOOOOOOORLD
Why is this a sticky, no one has actually committed suicide.
>>723995987No, they literally took credit for it and made a detailed post on the sharty explaining how they did it
>>723994734>The only thing Valve did was allow people to sell their skinsWhich are obtained randomly. That's a casino. Gabe should explain why he opened a loot item casino.
do you even see knives in this game? doesn't everyone use their guns?
>>723994084lmao
>>723994736Roflmao
What if Gabe switches it back tomorrow?What if all the poorfags that traded their guns for skins become millionares?
>>723977716I like how all those posts of some fag defending indians with an aqua pic have forever linked her to those street shitters, also feels good not being a cs2 gamble fag why anyone would ever spend 10k+ on a digital knife is fucking retarded
You keep misgendering folx, Dutch
>>723993531It feel's good to be superior.
>>723995915you know how buying a house isn't an option anymore because of how bad the housing market is right now?well imagine being able to own a house because you traded it for 5 fastfood burgers
Valve hit tf2 next please
Why the fuck is this a sticky?
>>723995771How did people manage to bend themselves into such mentally ill retards over people posting anime on a semi-hidden board?
I'm pissed, I didn't even realise this was a thing until about eight hours ago. My solitary covert weapon skin has gone up from like $5 to $65 but apart from that I missed the boat to capitalise on this yet again.
TF2 WON
>>723996184
the envy and jealousy in this thread is really amusingthe janitors in this board are so petty
an real human bean and an real hero
>>723992158Too slow, little one
>>723977716>an hero
>>723977716I shouldn't be surprised at pajeets stealing shit and passing it off as their own, but still
>>723996132Hey bro, you got a minute?
>>723995987The hacker just used /qa/ and the shitty as a smokescreen, it was clear he didn't know shit about either.
I thought gachafags were retarded knowing they're voiding their money knowing eventually the games will end.You're telling me theres a group of people even more retarded?
LMAO, serves you right for having fake money.The same would happen if the chinese or US government starts to flood the bitcoin market, the prices will melt down.
>>723996270There's no way they could go back on this now. I guess you could say 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant.
>>723978882If your retirement fund is anything but a loaded revolver in your drawer you are an idiot.
>>723996250they do now
>>723996278>>723996082SHARTYFAGS ARE HEREEVERYONE LAUGH AT THEM
>>723994084laughing at this post
>>723996010Jeet janny stickies a nothing burger to monetize his own samefaggijg. It's fucking cringe and if you're okay with it you're just as bad
>>723996010we already celebrated in the other thread slowpoke
>>723977692based, mcskillet your friends will join you soon
wooo sticky
>>723996250If you want to move fast you have to see knives for half of the match.
>stickiedWhy
>>723993531Feels go- no... feels most excellent!
>>723995875epic
>>723993531a Russian who broke into my account did
>>723995293Why would they? Damage is done
>>723993161>Dysfunctional Dongfucker
>>723996010Because this really didnt need to be a sticky and mod samefagging/joke stealing to harvest (You)s is cringe as fuck. People are rightfully calling it out. Nobody gives a fuck about CSgo whales.
>>723993161>top nut man
Thread is going so fast no one will see that I am Indian
>>723996315more please
>>723996184oh you little shit
>>723996132Hey anon can I get some sucky sucky long time long time
lol wasn't expecting the music
>>723996381so aquajeet janny could get a lot of (You)s for stealing a joke
>>723980001https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/an-hero
>>723996381indian stickyindian boardindian website
>>723996286because owari dahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
>>723994736omfg how do you people managr to make me laugh so loud in opublic so ofte
>>723994084keeeeeeeeek
>>723996250CS has 2 communities that sometimes overlap The skins communityThe actual fucking game community.Most people who play for hours and hours will justify buying some 2-10 dollar skin eventually, or selling their shit to get a preferable skin(I like the candy apple reds).Complete fucking psychos will treat it like their crypto casino, the latter are the ones offing themselves(mostly brown/rusky)
>>723993161>Long Scrotum WeeabooSurprisingly accurate.
>>723996286Containment sticky
I don't remember but did the TF2 crate thing get a sticky?
>>723996170NFTs tanked hard too but those were mostly held by cryptobros who had other means of investments, this on the other hand was their only investment without CS skins' value they're doomed.
>>723993531ive never spent a dime on in game purchases anywhere
>>723996381TO LAUGH AT FAGGOTS KILLING THEMSELVES LMFAO
Don't care about this, i'm here for the off-topic and nsfw posts.
I guess you could say, Counterstrike guns now have Counterfeits made of them easily, because of how little they cost, and because the new system allows you to turn 5 guns into a replica of another gun!
>>723993531>You can only reply to this post if you never bought a CS2 skin in your life.I lost too much cash on Habbo Hotel twenty years ago to ever fall for this dumb shit again.
>>723996343ah fuck. guess I'll need to replace the Glock
So basically CS2 went from an hero shooter to an zero if you're a turdie black marketeer
Why is this shit pinned?
>>723996381it's a metaphor for all the sticky and red chinese/russian bedroom walls
>>723996184FUCK YOU
>>723996229HOLY FUCKING OMEGALUL
>>723977716holy based
Hehe guess you could say CS2 is like overwatch now
>>723996193No it's source
>>723996327No. In fact, i'm out of time.
I honestly never saw the appeal in the cs2 skin market thing, yeah I'm a brainlet and subhuman but I thought it was dumb to spend so much on an item that can only be used in one specific game.
YAMERO
>>723996404everyone already knew that
>>723996313I'm going to pleasure myself with an onion.
>>723996153Yes but it normalized the fuck out of the value of everything and probably lowered to top end heavily
>>723994084ha
>>723996517BOOBA
>>723980050it's inflation.if they printed 80% of the money in supply and your money lost 80% value
icky in a sticky
This is the second most confusing /v/ sticky ever after the one for Etika an heroing.
It's over for ESPORTS
>>723996184YOU BITCH
>>723995153
>>723996184LOL LMAO EVEN
wait a minute aquafag is not only indian but also a mod? fucking hell.
>>723996481I think it did, i remember laughing at unusual fags too.
>literalwhos killing themselves over counter strike knives getting a sticky>over both Kirby Air Riders directs>literally only stickied so that the Aquajanny cam get his funny FPBP in and get a million updoots on Leddit and a billion likes on SHITter>komm susser tod playing because ????The current .ods and Jannies are such huge COLOSSAL faggots. No fucking wonder why the Uma threads has the highest PpM on here. At least Etika actually MADE vidya content and was decently popular on here when he offed himself.
>>723996050For me I've come to realize this is all very funny, and I would like to see that replicated with real world money. If you play at the casino in any metric I would like to see you get burned because it's entertaining.
CS market was always something out of the control of Valve, they never expected it to grow so big in just a few year and it really exploded back in 2021, 8 years after cases introduction.The guy who suggest to implement trading up reds for knives clearly just wanted to make skins more accessible for f2ps or casual buyers without considering what happen to the market at all.Valve will make trillions regardless.
How cheap will knives get?
>>723987329>>723987284
>>723996591I don't know if I should laugh or cry knowing that fucking 2 billion funmonies were invested into pixels.
>>723994084very funny
Why the fuck does this shit get a sticky?Who the fuck cares about grifters killing themselves after Gayben pulled the rug?
>>723994669
>tfw I used to spend hours trading and collecting CS:GO skins>all those hours spent watching unboxing videos and showcasesI used to gamble on CS Lounge and watch Esports analysis. I was 'that guy.' Until one day a dude I was steam friends with asked to borrow a skin (not even a good one, it was a stattrak redline or some shit) then blocked me. I got incredibly pissed off. Then something just clicked in my head and I realized I was being a complete fool. None of it was real. None of the real money I dumped into this stupid economy made ANYONE happier. I sold all my knives/skins, spent half on steam sales, gifted games to all my real friends, and uninstalled CS. Watching this unfold is like finding out your school bully got arrested for sex crimes or some shit. I want to point and laugh, but all I can do is feel pity. Anyone still stuck in this scam stopped being an innocent little chump a long time ago. There's nothing left but ruin.
3rdys gonna have to go back to the runescape mines now.
>>723996184dumb horse
>>723993531I have never played Counter-Kike to begin with.
>>723996184>tranny horse
>>723996184satono nigger
>>723971918i fucking love shooting an hero
I guess you could say counterterrorists won
Why the fuck is this a stickyFucking retards
>>723996404nobody will see you but they will smell the stain on the street
>>723996415Just buy a vacuum cleaner.
I remember buying Dark Souls 1 with an unusual hat I got from trading a bunch of garbage weapons to a guy who had just gotten it. It was the nuts and bolts one so it wasn't worth that much, but I got a ton of playtime out of DS1 and now that version is delisted and costs a ton of money lol
toriyama didnt get a sticky btw
>Still saving up on TF2 hatsFeels good to not be a knifenigger.
>>723996291You must be new here.
This thread is proof that there are several third worlders here who play this shit game
Jannitors are Niggers
>>723994084xd
>>723996686better question is who cares about stickies this much
post yfw people you don't like lost money and might kill themselves
>>723996686Noone cares that's why 80% of this thread is people saying "wtf"The other 20% is janny replying to himself so he can get a few more cents on xitter
>>723977716BASED BASED BASED
>>723994985this is so deranged lmao
>>723996184okay
>>723996286Considering CS2 is and has been the most densely-populated game on Steam since its release, this is the Steam Market equivalent to the Wall Street crash of 1929.
holy freakin crap postin in a sticky!!!11!
>>723996010Never forget what's really important in life anon, or you'll be the faggot in the huge sticky thread.
>>723993161>Fucking pussy smasherdisappointingly normal
>>723996637Not to defend valve for being greedy NFT Jews, but the quality index also helped make it so you could rock an Asimov AWP skin for way fucking cheap if you didn't mind a couple scratches, but greedy virtual casino homos saw this as a means to crank up the HIGH QUALITY rare skins, no sane person should give a shit if their ak skin is battle scarred vs field tested vs mint
>>723996760SHUT UP DONT JINKS IT
>>723996686Sort threads by creation dateHalf of them are related to thisCS2 is one of the most popular games of all time
>>723996626>gacha shitskin>tendie trannyKill yourself
>>723977716This is a REALLY good first post. Possibly the best post.
>>723996686Third worldies an hero'ing is funny.
>>723996408That's all I got from her (him?)
>>723994084spit out my warm milk
>>723996756He did on /a/
>>723977716>stealing jokes from other threadscringe
>>723996686It's like niggas here forget this is 4chan and not reddit. If you want a squeaky clean environment go to that other website my nigga.
Was Valve in danger of getting investigated by some regulatory agency? That would explain this.
why the fuck is this a stickyare mods retarded?nobody is actually killing themselves of this lmao>4chan mods continue to be hyper normies
>>723993531Here I am, bought some tf2 skins once tho
Truly.... they were, an hero shooter
>>723996082>face and chest of a 9 year old girl>dick that looks like my dad'shuh? how can this be?
>>723996714she looks like she wears diapers
>>723994736geg
>>723996849CHADtendie website
It's over
>sticky for thissojteens were right
>>723996142Pippi sexo
>>723995946>Top CockmanI'm one of Hideo Kojima's retarded characters, aren't I?
kill yourself
guess you could say gabe de_nuked the skin economy
A
my russian buddy isn't responding on discord... i even sent a squatting cat dressed in adidas with a vodka botte in its paw... radio silence...
>>723994985these guys really have nothing going on in their lives
>>723994084raffing
i presume that aquajanny is paid by the replycorpo bosses calling it "engagement metrics" or somethingfor what end? no idea
>>723996840It's ok Anon nobody at valve can understand TF2 code anymore, they're all source 2 pajeets.
>>723996898>nobody is actually killing themselves of this lmao
>>723996786
Based Gaben
QRD on what the fuck happened?
>>723993890>>723977716
>>723993531I don't even know what to feel
>>723996918>they were, an hero shooterIt's "a hero shooter" you fucking jeet. And it's not even a hero shooter.
>>723993531My niggas.
>>723993531I feel compelled to reply out of spite towards cs buyers
I hope to see this mentioned in the news cycle of my country tomorrow
>>723996767It continues to be true, even after all these years, that there is not a single good Valve game, including the ones that don't rugpull you for thousands of dollars on a colored trim.
>>723996550NO BLOBS
>>723997002literally nothing important
>>723995179lmao
>>723994859century of humiliation
>>723996985definitely real and reliable
>mfw
Hello Janitors (colloquially know as "jannies").I am here to inform you that I have reported your misdeeds to the American federal agency known as the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI). Specifically, I have filed a tip regarding the possession of CP by members of your staff. The names of all individuals mentioned from the leak that occurred on 12 April 2025 were included.As evidence, I have provided the FBI links to a substantional amount of archived threads concerning the topics of "Diana" on /v/"JK" on /a/"niece" on /tv/"Realistic Parody AI" and "GF share thread" on /b/"/sdg/" and "/cbg/" on /trash/ as well as many threads from /lgbt/Additionally, I informed the FBI that this website has frequently been used to share CP, with such threads remaining visible for extended periods of time.I do not wish you well. Should you take your own lives before being prosecuted by law enforcement personnel, know that God shall judge you for eternity in the deepest recesses of Hell.
KEKAROOOOO BASED MODS
>Put your entire life savings into some dumbass video game nonsense>Treating weapon skins like they're crypto or NFTs>I'm supposed to give a fuck when they off themselves
>>723986769It'd be like trading 5 towering patch of pumpkins for a burning killer exclusive.
>>723994084ladies and gentlemen we have a winner
>>723997059I thought that was china
>>723997002CS2 became an hero shooter
>>723996963all their cash turned into de_dust
>good thing happens to a game>people can't handle it because they treated game as something other than a gameWhat other cases are there like this? Besides other Valve games
>>723997002The skin community and the market they rely on is one of the backbones of Counter-Strike 2, but 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant.
>>723996626UmaGOD calling out this bullshit for what this is. You cant delete video game threads and then sticky a thread for something no one cares about. I can only assume the retarded mods lost a lot of money on this and stickying the thread is how they cope
>>723995215this is insane lmao
>>723997002Scalpers realizing their pixels don't actually have value
post yfw you're not a skinvestor
>>723997061If you marry me you'll be my housewife and never have to worry about the outside world. Just cook, clean and suck dick for me.
>tfw never liked counter strike but always enjoyed TF2 and MW1/2>just don't enjoy how jerky your aim needs to be>enjoy playing scout a lot who does require jerky aimanyone else know this feel? CS just never appealed to me for some reason but I like shooters. The closest I got to actually engaging with the game was 1.6, and that was because of the zombies mode.
>>723994084PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP!!!
>>723994084KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>723994084Frogposters won /v/.
>>723978237If it's a good joke, then what's the problem?
>>723997151I'm sorry, who are you?
>>723995430the prophet
>>723979498Live stream it on liveleak lad, go on
>>723978167>out of nowherethat's the best part, Gabe really wants to kill it, that's so fucking based
>>723977716fpbp if I've ever seen one
>billions lost >reeee why sticky no one cares!!!Valorantfags are seething KEK
>>723996184nigger
I wanna check in on my friend who plays CS2, but im afraid it's gonna be like pic related
>>723997173
Faggots were really making fun of nfts while buying fucking digital knives, retards the lot of you. Hopefully you fags learn not to dump your savings into pixels next time.
>>723997174m..marry?
WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
>>723994736lmao!!!!
>>723994084HAHA
>>723997023Big cums for mom
>>723996860anon, hate to tell you this but..
damn, a real sticky? not even a rolling one? what is going on
>>723995468>he hasn't heard the tale of /qa/
>>723996881>squeaky cleanIve literally never posted on reddit and Ive been here for 20 years. This is one of the most pointless stickies ive ever seen. The mods are completely out of touch
Valve has become like the Indian government now — trying to suck as much money as possible from people.
>>723997159wat
>>723979498>since sourcenewfag
>>723997165 (You)so true so much this!
>>723977692>people are killing themselves en massehas anyone actually killed themselves? redditors post the suicide hotline any time something bad happens and in that thread everyone is making jokes
>more people in this thread care about a stolen joke than the actual topic of the threadNice sticky
i've got hero shooter fatigue
>>723997002Prices on CS2 skins tanked hard many of which were being held by people as a bank to escape things like country-wide inflation, taxes, unreachable retirement funds, IRS, etc. basically equivalent to an offshore account but in vidya form, so a lot of people are suiciding over it.
This shit is why I only play dark soles games.
>>723996965rape, especially sazanka
>>723979498>ALL of the trading websites are down at the momentSorry for you bro, but this is just golden.
I didn’t reply to the tranime poster or the frognigger poster
>>723997308How much did you lose Xhaungsuofu?
>>723997002Indian janny found out Elon Musk will pay him for samefagging
>>723997308>Ive literally never posted on reddit and Ive been here for 20 years. This is one of the most pointless stickies ive ever seen. The mods are completely out of touchGet your head out of your ass and live a little. Have fucking fun for once in your life. As a matter of fact. Play a fucking video game you grumpy fuck.
>>723994084teehee
>Remove FOMO from the game>Third-worlders commit suicide en masse
>>723997154Path of exile has similar issues but I don't know if the devs have ever pulled the rug like this.
Z
>>723997009nice b8 m8
>>723977716Legendary fucking post
>>723996381bc anons r acking themselfs as we speak
>>723993161>Disgusting Ass Expander
>>723979498I'll give you 10 bucks. That's my best offer.
Kind of nuts that they'd pull this without warning knowing what a huge market it isI guess rugpulls aren't just for crypto projects kek, difference being Valve doesn't even turn a dirty profit from it, they must simply not care, no way they're myopic enough to have not foreseen the ramifications
>>723997390>en masseits "in mass" you ESL spic retard.
>>723997364YOU BASTARD BITCH
>>723997327Who the fuck cares about some skincels. Watch this twitter pajeet get mad dosh from reposting le meme pic later.
IN THE NAME OF GABE
>>723997347>dark soles>not a single footjob sceneMako...
So uhh... let me get this straight. CS2 is a hero shooter now?
>>723994084heh
>>723996184I knew some fellas who played CS2 but I don't think they were buyfags.
>>723997002You can sell rare knives in Counterstrike for real money, lots and lots and lots and lots of real money, because they're rare. Valve put out an update that let people use shittier weapon skins to make their own rare knives for free and all the knives crashed HARD. Arabs and Chinamen lost tens of millions overnight and are killing themselves as a result.
>>723995231thought genuine oldfags were an extinct species on /v/
Why do indians love Valve so much?
Cs: go? More like cs: F
trannies lost
>>723997271Did I stutter, bitch?MarryWith all the handholding and making out that implies
>>723997463not funny dude. Think before you post
>>723977692As a boomer who grew up before all this microtransaction and skins collecting crap, this is utterly baffling to me. Zoomers are so weird. >stickyLmao, makes sense. /v/ is full of the types of subhuman gambling addicts that would sudoku over this or over not getting a jpg of an anime girl.
>>723993161rolling lol
>>723997428Perhaps they should try living a Valve-free life instead.
>>723997294this bitch got some long concrete slappers
>>723995394why are there suddenly so many pedos here now
>>723979498As a heads up, this is how both crypto and stocks in general work. You're always 1 black swan event from being fucked in the ass.
>>723997146nice hikari&nozomi post in the other thread anonlovely brats
>>723996626ninpedos lost. PC chuds won. end of story.this is sticky'd, check'd, and approve'd by gookmoot and gookmoot and moot's ghost
>>723997451PEACE THROUGH STEAM
Why the fuck is this stickied? How is this even remotely significant enough for that
>>723994137>offload redsAren't those the ones that are worth MORE now due to being craft fodder when they were previously undesirable?
>>723994084this is the funniest joke ever
CS HERO AHAHAH
>>723997440valve will earn more money because of this move
>>723995839how dare you post this
I guess you could say 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant.
The absolute state of /v/ jannies. I hope the futur screencap will be of the Carlos post
>>723997463fuck off. not funny
>>723995179LOL!!!
>>723997503It's free
>>723996184asshole
>>723977716The sequel we didn't know we needed.
>>723997440how would warning people help? the same thing would happen if they said that knives were about to be craftable
Why the fuck is this stickied? You should be banned for even admitting you buy microtransactions on /v/ period, what the fuck is wrong with these mods?
>>723997550out of TETHey're half off now after the crash so out of 5!
3rd world economies have taken another massive hit. Soon we'll be hit by the CS2 economic migrants.
>>723997463No miku, the joke is, CS2 is AN hero shooter now. It's a reference to a meme, but nobody really knows where it came from.
>>723979498
https://wheelofnames.com/4rx-mx5spin this wheel and tell me what you get, please.
GUYS MY RAM ARRIVED!!!I NOW HAVE 48GB
Can you guys please stop typing (You) in the replies? It makes it harder for me to find responses to my own posts.
>>723994084LMFAOOOOOOOO
>>723997503India's economy cannot exist without America. Whether its tech support, scamming, or whatever the fuck you call trading digital items in a children's game, India's people are 100% dependent on America. Its government, not so much
>>723997565NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST STICKY THINGS YOU JUST CANT OK IT HAS TO BE IMPORTANT??
>>723997217joke and pasta is fine. avatarposting samefagger OPs with janny powers are an other
>mfw lost over 5k in skinsowari da
>>723977692k. why is this stickied?
>>723997463hmmm... laughing over others misfortune...this path you have chosen...it will end here....we must do better...
was totally not in my bingo card I hope it does have a domino effect.
>>723993161>Top penis smasherAlright faggots, line up and whip em out.
>>723997649i dont really get it but will i get more (you)s if i post that??
>>723997696AI
>>723997672what for
>>723977692I AM FUCKING SEETHING AT THE AQUA-INDIAN JEET FAGGOT AND ALL THE MONGS REPLYING TO HIM. STOP YOU FUCKING RETARDS HE STOLE IT, HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT.
>>723997503>Literally a billion jeets use Steam
>>723997696Too soon.
>>723993531I played CS:GO for an hour at most in total
>>723996184cunt
>>723997692yes
guys I'm really upset about threads on this board that are or aren't stickiedmy ass is literally bleeding all over the placethe carpet is ruined
>>723993531I don't even play CSGO
>>723997440However, they are myopic enough to open an NFT casino in the first place.
>>723997712how much did you lose Xuahnfuangoan?
ENOUGH
>>723996874I want to live in Mikus sweaty boots
>>723997665
>>723994084loooooool
I doubled!
>>723996184kys
>>723993531feels good
>>723994084KEKAROO
skinsisters can we sue valve for this? my entire life savings evaporated overnightnow i can't even afford my hrt and sex correction surgery
>>723997440They did it out of spiteCruel? Maybe. Based? Absolutely.
>>723997642To laugh at all the third worlders becoming an hero today
>>723997696too soon man
>>723997754Welcome to the modern world, anon. And we're not even halfway there yet
>>723981883for what purpose is the shit harvesterand is that a large hog?
>>723997503>Why do indians love Valve so much?Yes.
>>723991348YOOOO
>>723997696the day /b/ went too far...
>>723997769
>>723997753You guys really take (Yous) seriously huh
>>723994583Just like the rest of the currency
>>723994179BASED
>>723997565/v/ is made up of subhuman gacha addicts and other mtx buying scum. This is board culture now (sadly.) Wouldn’t surprise me if posting slows down a bit with so many regulars an heroing.
>>723997665Lamias are my favorite type of snake and my favorite type of girl
>>723997721make me your brown
>>723997440>huge market it isthird party market. valve doesn't see a single cent from offsite trades therefore they shouldn't give a crap about it
>>723997383Shut the fuck up you nigger. Im going to call the mods out like every other sane person in this thread. This is fucking stupid, and if that bothers you, YOU should kill yourself. Maybe uhhhh go to reddit if you cant handle my opinion retard.
I've never played CS2, is it actually any good? All my investments are stickers, capsules, cases and non knife collection skins. Unfortunately I didn't make shit with this update, but am also happy to know I didn't lose shit.Friend bought a skeleton Crimson MW a week ago for like 600€ though, I'll shed a few tears for him. Them winning is someone losing. Them losing is someone winning. A somewhat free market is working as intended. 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant. They should be glad about the 7 day trade cooldown. They can still sell for minimal loss. A week later those 3k skins that are now 1.5k will be 500.
>>723995037underrated post kek
>>723997146kekKEK
>>723994084JAJAJAJAJAJA
>>723993531yo
>>723997831>do something that is a net positive for 99.9% of players>they did it out of spite
>>723996184MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>723994084i almost shit my self reading this
>>723997696rip
jannies are black niggers
>>723993531Damn there are a lot of us ITT
>>723997440>a huge market it isFor who? If some parasitic cunt is running a parallel market then Gaben can fuck them over in the way I wish Gabe would fuck me.
>>723993531Hola
>>723997738I needed more than 16gb, and this 2x16 kit was on clearance.
>>723994084Uhh bros?
>>723997943How much did you lose?
>>723997592>how dare you post thisa cute humbold pengion?
>>723977692Absolutly based. Fuck the economy and the economy fags. Do tf2 next. Let people make unusual with refined. Bring back Halloween spells. Fucking do it.
Why is this a sticky
>>723997665That's cool
>>723993531Dayum son
>>723997908Well I'm in this thread enjoying myself meanwhile you're the one who decided to open this thread up and bitch about it. You're the one crying, not me.
>>723997308NOOOO DONT MAKE FUN OF ME SKIN TRADING IS A REAL AND HONEST JOB!!!MODS REMOVE THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Has anyone emailed Gabe yet? Ask how he feels for being responsible for the deaths of so many third worlders?
>>723993531i bought dota immortals instead
>>723997503steam is a shovelware platform
>>723988428they thought it would be funny
I've never paid money for any cosmetic DLC or MTX, do people actually do this?
>>723995215>>723997463>>723995875HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!>>723996184Nigger
>>723993531Life ain't to bad sometimes
>>723997912I don’t get it honestly >nooo you have to stand still to shoot >noo you have to awkwardly stand still when you see someone to get a shot off>lol I’m already aimed at that spot as you turn the corner It still feels good to get a headshot but I think it’s stupid all around
>>723995947Well, it was some sort of investment
>>723977716Wtf is with all the samefagging? This post didn't even make me snort air from my nose.
>>723998000>these numbersbecause 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant.
>>723997991kill yourself nigher jannie
>>723997503Does this man India only has 100 million women?
>>723997912It's unironically the best FPS. It plays very differently from the others. Extremely tactical, slow movement, you feel every single individual bullet, every gun has a specific use case, immense skill ceiling.
>>723997754tbf most of these are probably bots
>>723993531feels good to have white skin and not be some fucking retarded consoomer.Seriously we all used to make fun of cosmetic buyers back in the day, when did it get normalized to spend money on fake non-real items?>whole game (animations, story, gameplay, music, default skins, the works) costs $60>one skin costs $20 at minimum (depends on game)How do people equate these costs? I might buy skins if they were like $1-$2 each, but no cosmetic is ever worth anything CLOSE to that kind of money
>>723997696wtf am I looking at>Reverse search it niggerFuck no, last time I reversed searched something like this I got hit with some shit the glowies probably have on file for me now.
aquaGODS won today
>>723989110no issue if they're rich off hard work or even inheritance, but these fags are like stock pump and dump scammers on steroids, fuck them
>>723993161>Top Tit Expansion Pakkek
>>723997753It's okay bro, once I ascend to Godhood, I'll eternally torture them all in super hell
>>723997002Gold skins were very rare and only obtainable from opening lootboxes. A lot of knives and gloves were very rare and expensive because some lootboxes cost $20+ to open. Now you can get one guaranteed by turning in 5 red items which are way more common.
>>723997987that’s a lot of samefagging
>>723993161>kinky cock riderI don't like this game
>>723997904>>723997960they are certainly well within their rights to do whatever they want
>>723977716unfunny
So CS2 finally became an hero shooter.
>>723998000Why are you a stinky?
NOOOOO JANNIE IS STEALING MY TWITTERTHREAD (You)'s!!
>>723993531I cannot comprehend how utterly fucking retarded one has to be to put their life savings on fucking virtual knife skins that are at the mercy of not only the devs, but the games volatile economy AND steam.All with absolutely no guarantees or legal rights/protection.
>>723997912the game has a massive cheating problem, VAC doesn't work
>>723993574loooooooooool
>>723997304>>723996132what happened? /qa/ isnt an active board anymore it seems
>>723998090There's literally no distinction between a jeet and a bot
>>723998035Yes, it's been an issue since GO. Not only on market skins, also gambling. Gaben fixed the economy and all the scammers and retards deserved it.
>>723998019They should really do something about all those exclusive shit that was only sold once during TI battle passesEspecially when they start selling skins that require you to have other skins that are impossible to get anymore
WHERES THE LIVELEAKS?????
>>723997696Sad but true...
>put their investments in fucking video game skinsAbsolute fucking retards. They deserve this. This is worse than the morons who bought in to NFTs.
>>723998063Kek, you should have cashed out when they warned the streamers
>>723997912>is it actually any good?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZcgBzHJQpo
>>723998123better than mine, dank ass devourer.
Posting in a worthless sticky!Just like people's inventories now
Requesting more Miku feet in the sticky!Miku says fuck portfoliofags
>>723998034Always do it for teh lulz
>>723997665I got Urban Legend.
>>723997665YesYES
>>723997836…video games?this is the equivalent of a steams chart thread. In fact this is more /biz/ than it is /v/. Who the hell CARES?Im with everyone else. This sticky is fucking retarded and is half full of people asking “why is this a sticky?” with the other half making fun of a mod for stealing a joke. Nobody fucking cares about the event itself. Genuinely who cares except russians and chinks?
Stickies always make me nervous because of those /sp/ posts
>>723977716funny
>dood an hero shoot-ACK
>sticky for thiskek
>>723998132Yes. And this is why Valve should take action against actors who do trades outside of steam instead of the steam market. Valve loses big by not taxing those high end sales. But the steam market cap is 2k and that's not enough for some skins worth $200k. Increase the cap to $500k and tax it 10%
>>723998137LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>723997987For me it's the Carlos original. Aquafag was the first post in that thread too btw
>>723997665egg
>>723995430
>>723998092/b/ took it too far...
>>723996184frick you
>>723997931Yes, spite for those who are taking advantage of their game.
>>723977692and? how is that an issue worth sticking?
>>723994084Best post ITT, screencak this
oooh it's crime lol
>"Steam's EULA (End User License Agreement) governs the virtual in-game items, stating you don't own them and can't sell or trade them for real-world money outside of permitted systems. These items are licensed to you for use within the game, and you cannot sell, gift, or exchange them for cash or other value except through approved third-party services. 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant. The EULA also covers virtual goods like cosmetics, in-game enhancements, and other downloadable content."sounds good! let me "invest" in that!
>>723998132Not really.
>>723998212aniki...
>>723998159/qa/ hacked the site so jannies seethed hard and deleted it
So I guess CS really is an hero shoot now.
This is (You).
>>723993161>dank ass fuckerI'm more of a tits kinda guy
>>723998319Source? I made it up.
>>723997665skin.
>>723994985>shartytard is calling for a tard army on the sticky because it wasn't his thread that got stickied
>>723993531Greetings, Gentlemen
>>723982142valve won't lose anything other than people who were losing them money, dude. they will make way more money from steam trading items than they'll lose from people who couldn't afford to buy their games in the first place
Does CS even have a north american scene? Or the best they have is gold nova 2s?
>>723993707>even puts upbeat happy musicIf you have even a sliver of 4chan culture knowledge you would've recognize this as a gesture of sympathy that it is.Look for the bad things and you'll find them.Look for the good things and you'll find them too.
>>723998137AHAHAHAHAHA
>>723977716hue
>>723998010>implying ive even TOUCHED this slopI genuinely dont give a fuck. Ive never played counter strike. That doesnt change the fact this is a pointless sticky and mods are retarded. Im not alone in thinking this way. In fact MOST people agree with me!
>>723997912>I've never played CS2, is it actually any goodYeah it's unironically one of the sickest multiplayer games you can ever play. All the cool people in tf2 moved to it over a decade ago. It's a lot of work to not suck though and I haven't played it in awhile.
>>723998350that's the aquajeet or someshin
>>723998319Holy based. Eat shit bagholders
>>723998261in india the autist WINS
>>723998092when you see it you’ll shit bricks
> tfw sold all my expensive shit recently as I don't play it anymore So this is what it feels like to be a jew? Feels good...
>>723993531IM ENTERING
>>723998092It's a girl sleeping. You fucking pussy
>>723998092hello newfag
>>723993531sometimes you win by doing nothing
>>723998319People are constantly buying skins on the market
I never played Counter-Strike.
>>723984573yeah
>>723998137keeeeeeeeeeek
>>723977692WHITEWHALEHOLYGRAIL
>>723998035Valve hired psychologists to find ways to get people to buy worthless pixels.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWioAround 1:27 at a dev conference one of them says how it's basically worthless shit yet people keep buying it.
why tf is this stickied
>>723998361source is some fag on twitter et al. circa 2025
>>723997987
>>723998350Shitchiban Kapooga
>>723977692Good fucking riddance
>>723997665Mongorian death worm
>>723998017Gabe "Deplete Every Pajeet" NewellGabe "the Mongol Mongler" NewellGabe "the Racial Pain Hurricane" NewellGabe "Slope-Slicer" NewellGabe "Throw a Rock at a BIPOC" Newell
LOLIJUSTLITERALLYPEEDMYPANTS:D
>>723997665>FairyI want to fuck a fairy
>>723997446post hand, basketball american
>>723997665fuck you
You know it's time to fuck off to /vr/ when you don't understand the stickies anymore
check this out
>>723997696i remember jerking to this image on /b/ when i was an underage b& over a decade ago
>>723998319>Data showsMay I see it?
>>723998137funniest shit i've ever read in my entire life
>>723993964>Safe"buzzword"niggerman.Safely kill yourself, NOW.
>>723977716Incredible
>>723997665Your mom
posting in a sticky
Good news
>>723998319Based Valve giving their employees much deserved bonus for working so hard
>>723993139Lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U26ur7XC8lQ
>>723996364>to monetize his own samefaggijgAnon this isn't twitter, no one is getting paid for (you)s
>>723994084holy based frog poster
>>723998310I wonder what Gavin is up to these days? Las I heard he was almost killed by one of his wife's Twitch/OF donators.
You should be able to use your own custom skins and model tweaks no different than you should be able to upload your own spray image.Restricting cosmetics to finite pre-approved items is baby shit for retarded baby games that can't handle seeing goatse on my gun.
>>723998567No.
>>723998545i love girl cocks
>>723998545>extremely skinny guy>fat cockperfect combohow big is your pp?im 53kgs and 17cm
>>723998137this is the third post that made this joke
PRAIS BE GABEN
>>723977692>portfolio>CSGO skinsHUH???
>>723993987>that scene where Gendo shoots himself because his knife skin dropped in value
>>723998137kek
>>723998137Mods, sticky this post!
>>723998480Because the mods have just accepted that /v/ is now a social media gossip board.
I guess CS is now a hero shooter. I have fixed the grammatical error for you, please make sure to use "a" and "an" correctly next time, as people seem to find your mistake risible.
AND THUS THE SECOND OFFICIAL RENDITION OF THE MASSIVE-MULTIPLAYER ONLINE GAME COUNTER STRIKE BECAME AND CHAMPION LAUNCHER GUFFAW
This thread is a good reminder that /v/ is mostly SEA friends now. These people actually think that buying a $500 knife is the same as putting your life savings into an unregulated market.
well, i guess cs2 really did an shoot- FUCK wait wait let me try againlooks like cs2 really shot- FUCK GODDAMMIT
>>723997665I don't get it
mass reply to me
>>723977716>FPBP so powerful it gets the thread stickied
>>723998594Breeding Kino and Kaban to within an inch of their lives on a sticky!
>treating skins in a video game as a valuable asset/NFTs with the intent to sell later>using a video game's skin economy to be a speculative economist gambler and hawkMoney manipulators BTFO, based Gabe poking a hole in this shit
>>723998616Understandable. Have a nice day.
IF YOU LOST YOUR MONEY IN CS2SELL EVERYTHINGBUY BITCOIN
>>723977692Why is this pinned?
>>723998545>faggits arent mentally il-
>>723998480Because kids in China are literally jumping off buildings right now because of this shit, and fat fuck Gabe is just laughing all the way to the bank to buy his next superyacht and 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnanthttps://old.reddit.com/r/cs2/comments/1oe03cj/a_chinese_student_died_after_jumping_off_a/
>>723977716Jannies sticked for a copycat postfuck yourselves tranny janniesand fuck you too anon
>>723995771ok so i knkw aboht the site hack but what is the back story that LED to the hack
>>723977716tranime
>>723977957>accuse the original poster of being a pajeet>accuse the 'thief' of being a pajeet tooclassic
>>723997665umm but Mothman is not re
>>723998092Amateur model. She is alive actually. /b/ made a joke about her being dead from antifeeze in punch but medicine students debunked that shit.
>>723998630>extremely skinnyreally now
>>723998137pfffffffffftfHAHAHAHAHA
>>723998686here you go bro, hope you know what you signed for
AYY LMAOYYLMAO
>>723998609You underestimate how desperate people are for attention. (You)s are currency, always have been
>>723998686
>>723998708Lost 4% last week, it's unironically a good time to buy.
>>723998328>. 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant.where is that from? i saw a pic but can't find it again
>>723998709>pinned
>>723998709Big news
>>723998319>insider trading of a 5 pistols for a $50 gainactual mentally ill retard, as all cryptotards
>>723993171they deserve it because those small seatbelts protecting their balls piss me off. imagine having a midlife crissis, decide to make some shitty boxy nascar bullshit you loved as a child and you just GOTA use those shitty seatbelts because that was what made my little boy penis take a spinny when i saw them as a child.they survived tough
>CS2 bro's apes are now worthlessWhat must i do?
Posting in a sticky!
>>723992705this fucking video won't stop looping and I can't turn it off, it just gets smaller if I click on it
>>723994084Gold
>>723978665You never had 5k.
>>723977716Cringe tr/a/nime f/a/ggot>>723994084Based froGOD poster
>>723997665Luck
>>723998137LOLOLOL
>>723998454>picit should be "the best", not "the winner"
>>723998718Reminder they borrowed money to speculateProbably from TriadsIt's probably jump or get your organs harvested at this point for them
i REALLY hope ohnepixel kills himself
>sold my $500 gloves for $300IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHINGIT JUST KEEPSTUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>>723998137LMAO
>>723998686also Im trans btw
>>723998708>invest into this other worthless thing bro
>>723998765>No crying in the casino, please
video games?
posting snail in thread
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>Gaben is a massive gigantic piece of shit kike who just pulled the most jewish rugpull in human history>the victims of said rugpull are almost entirely hundreds of millions of retarded third world jeets currently swan diving off of their roofs because their entire wealth just vanished instantlyPOST YOUR WINNING FACE
>Retards investing into a video game economy instead of playing video gamesThis is the best thing valve has done in years
>>723998709The moderation staff lost a lot of money
WHY did he do it...
Muh international esports phenomenon really is a skeevy gacha game for gambling-addicted foreigners at the end of the day, isn't it?
no more tricks
>>723998319>skin/knife investors killing themselves>devs getting themselves fired for insider trading>Gaben gets away with it since there's no tenable laws to regulate instances like thesetruly a great day
>>723977692>go read steam recent reviews to laugh at retards who lost money>can only find a few unless I set it to negative only>switch to all languages>half of the recent ones are now negativeKEK
No crying in the casino
>cash is backed by gold? it's a surefire investment>they have a .com after their company name? it's a surefire investment>117% APR for a 5,000 dollar loan? it's a surefire investment>skins for an online video game are worth 1,000 dollars on the market? it's a surefire investment
>>723998686No
>>723998767There is something funny about a thread making fun of people losing virtual currency devolving into trying to get a different worthless virtual currency
>>723998709>pinnedyou dont belong here
UHMMM JANNIES...ZOOMERS DONT KNOW EVANGELIONTHEY WILL NOT UNDERSTAND THIS MUSIC
>>723998137ha
>>723998905ncots
>>723983098google know your meme an hero
Didn't they JUST release a lootbox system where you had to pay to get purchase offers?What was that for?
>>723998709Because seething russians and poojeets keep making threads about it and mods struggle to remove them all. Sticky's are not "important news" but used for containing superpopular discussion in one place.
>>723998709A modest attempt to keep the le epic based TORtanic anonymouse we are leegon tourists from from flooding the board with duplicate threads about
>>723998718>Because kids in China are literally jumping off buildings right now because of this shitOh no!Anyway
>>723998686>8686
>>723977716Extremely good post
>>723998447I mean you can tell me otherwise its an elaborate in-joke meme to catch actual newfags and knowing this site well, that's not above you guys.
i guess you cohuld asy thaht conter stike is finsky anger io shooer now!
>>723998917
>>723998765LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>723998905my monitor went black for a sec like when i update nvidia drivers... wtf?
>>723998917does it count as a rugpull? It's not like he invested in thousands of red skins to sell or anything
>>723998137fuck you i spit my drink out
>>723997665>Jumpscare
>>723998889kek
>>723998929God he's so fucking hot and cute.
bros, what did they do? I checked my most valuable skin and it still has the same value on the steam market
>>723999041He stole that joke.
By the way guys...since there are so many of you here and i have your attention, play Ellie's video games. And if you refuse, fuck you. Thanks
>>723983121they'll get a lot of money from people trading on steam again and anyone speculative trading probably wasnt making them that much money compared to that
>>723977692Imagine, throwing yourself off a building because a VIRTUAL KNIFE in an OLD ASS SHIT VIDEO GAME is no longer worth ARBITRARY AMOUNT OF MONEY BASED ON PERCEPTION.People are truly fucking retarded.
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
>>723998801he's engagement farming>23>rental car flex pfp>NFA DYORkek every time, peak faggotry
>>723998709jannies = trannies
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ZOOMERS DONT KNOW THE SONG++++++++++++++++++++++++++++#######################MILENNIAL BOARD CONFIRMED
>>723998137AHAHAHAHA
>>723998917>muh rugDelusional
why didnt they just sell the stuff so that they had real money instead of imaginary money?
>>723999059SHOULD'VE BEEN MELET'S SWITCH PLACES
>>723999110I want to ejaculate in Ellie's tight little pussy!
>>723998137heh
>>723998917I say as I don't care for Virtul Knifes (seriously real life replicas were cheaper then those pixels)
Is it really true that Kevin Nash was raped in 1992?
>>723998767
>>723993531I'm feeling wonderful.
im scared for valve employees now, some schizo is going to do something stupid
Check this out!
>>723991135How about you ban twitter screencap threads instead of trying to be funny, you stupid niggers?
they get what they fucking deserve
>>723998765lmao
ZOOMERSAREBRAINDEAD
>>723998709>pinnedWe say "tacked on" here, newfriend :)
>>723999169Its a song from that one gay ass anime you faggots have been circlejerking since like 2004
>>723999169literally everyone i went to high school with watched evangeliont. 22
>>723999203NOOO NOT LIKE THAT !!!
>>723998110I for one am thankful for the explanation, anon. Wish valve did the same with tf2 and the inusuals so it also bombs that fucking black market too
>>723998137finally a funny wojak poster
>>723977716baqua poster makes the best jokes
>>723999214so, you don't know?
>>723996920>>dick that looks like my dad'swhat
>>723998976Sureeee but did it really need to be a sticky? Nobody in the first world is affected by this. Just jeets, chinks, hues, and ruskies. Genuinely who cares? It could have just been left as one thread
>>723999101Valve is taking a percentage of all knife sales now.>The student took his own life after losing 150,000 RMB (about 20,000 USD) due to today’s CS2 item policy update. It’s possible that the money used for the purchases came from loans. Although this Chinese student clearly had mental health issues, 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant Valve’s deliberate creation of a market crash that caused people to suffer huge losses—and even cost lives—is truly disgusting.
>>723999214'd 'o
>>723999236ugly
I don't think I've ever seen such a massive rug pull in the industry before. I don't exactly feel bad for the CSGO crowd, but holy fuck man.
>>723977716SHUT UP AQUA
>>723999183Because they thought the value would only increase with time.
>>723999280why did they make the game so bad when ellie (adult) was so pretty? what was their motivation?
How many of these babies is the blood of csfags going to pay for?
>>723998319HOLY FUCKING BASEDRUG PULL THOSE SLUTS
ZOOMERSHAVENOCULTUREMILENNIALBOARDONLY
>>723999236JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
This thread.. it's... it's funny.
>>723998137i raffed
Isn't CS2 represent the entire Russian economy?
why does this need a sticky? do people really play live service slop? is this board really filled with that many third worlders?
Second most based thing Valve has ever done.
>>723998709>PinnedYoinky sploinkied*
>>723999272"tacked on" here or "tacked" on here?
>>723982035i'm not laughing, i'm beating my meat
>playing counter strike for skinsyou deserve ityou killed the server browser and all the other fun modes for your stupid skinsfuck you, I'll keep enjoying the same game I have been playing for the past 26 years and the gambling addicts will finally leave it!
Whats your favorite animal, /v/?
>>723999272it's "glurped on" actually, touristlurk moard
>>723999305Because there were already 3 threads up and it would have gotten worse
>>723999309Oh, my skins are not knives. I'm safe then
>>723999236THAT'S A LOT OF UMA'S
>>723993531i never played CS or CS2 in first place
>>723999369BASED
>>723998709For the laughs bro
>>723998137TOP KEK
>>723998765hearty kek
>>723977692why the fuck is this a sticky?
>>723998908very cute
the porn in this thread has been terrible so far
>>723999307>clearly had mental health issues, 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogy cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant
>>723999415wider.
>>723999309>6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnantIf I type this into google, will I die?
>Retards arguing over who said the an hero joke louder
>>723999368name?
>>723999368What anime is this? The animation is eerily realistic.
>>723978269Not your game Not your keys
>>723999434Quokka
>>723999434Wolves
>>723999434>ai slop
>>723977793capped for posterity
What do you mean my video game texture pack doesn't have value. Explain.
>>723999434Crows
>>723999309>Whole_Action_4984why are you brown
>>723999498>redditbob
I guess you could say...
>>723998917>most jewish rugpull in human history2008 and 2020 says hello
>>723999280YES EXACTLY LIKE THAT!!!>>723999356>ellie (adult)reddit is that way
why are we 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant.
>>723998137LMFAO
>>723999402This is why it needs it's own sticky. Better than 40 threads of the same topic all day
Is there actually a legitimate way to get money out of your steam wallet? Because lol @ having your "portfolio" in digital goods.
>RETARDS ARGUING OVER WHO SAID THE AN HERO JOKE LOUDER
>>723999434tiger
>>723999443you know if they just range banned third worlders this wouldnt be a problem?
>>723977692Lawsuits will happen over this.
>>723999476I spilt my glue over it, sorry
>>723993707>Invest thousands of dollars into a digital economy that is guaranteed to fall off>Get owned because the parent company cares about the players more than investerinos that are stupid enough to invest money in fake goods instead of real assetsI cannot think of anything more based. I wish that TCGs would do the same thing every day, and Konami is the only one that consistently does it.
postan in a sticky
Reply to this post, I just want to feel loved.
>>723998718>Source>Wechatokay
>>723997665Panama Alien Egg
>>723999570It's going to be alright.
>>723997915>>723995037>'e bought?
>>723998765right in the pancreas lmao
>>723999434>landElephants>seaOrcas>skyOwls
>>723999434
>>723997141>joke missed
>>723999484Blue Board (SFW Only)!Why Don't You Go To A Red Board You Pornsick Freak...?
> gaben on his billionaire yacht made from real money decides on a whim to murder an entire economy comprised bitchless europoorslmao, perfect
>>723999552Alice...
>>723998660Thanks, anon. Kind gestures like these will help us get through this tragic event.
>>723999434Crows are cool, I've been warming up to spiders recently
>>723999578Thats the funny part.No one actually cares at all about the actions they're still just shitposting.Great times.
>>723998137RAFFING
FUCKING amazing.I told you retards, I told you fucking thidies to cash out earlier. Thank FUCK I did.
>>723999485I look like that and I say that
>>723999604hi
>invests in digital items instead of physicalKEEEEEEKKKKKTHIRDIE DEATH
>>723999434For me, it's Koala bears
>>723999434kitsune
>>723999356The game is kino however
>>723998686Kiss me
How could Valve be so cruelhouse?
>>723999604You are fren.
>>723999572Yeah but only third worlders play this shit. I don't blame them, they can't afford other games. Just surprised that many of them are on here that it warrants a sticky.
>>723999434I like owls, they're a real hoot
>>723999604Jesus loves youI don'tBut Jesus does
>>723999434Owls are cool
>>723999578it was aqua poster and there's some tard who's molding over itget a life, loser
>>723977692why is this a sticky?
>>723999686yeah that sounds like hitler
>>723999686>>723999673He WOULD say that!
>>723998137I haven't laughed this hard in ages lol
Do I sell my BS Temukau that I bought for 6 EUR for 30 EUR ?
>>723999434bunny
Not only is this thread shitting on CounterStrike tards, but it is also outing so many newfags like roaches. This is fucking beautiful
>>723999402It didnt need a sticky, mods lost their life savings and they wanted a sadboy party. Boohoo nigga, you’re poor!
>>723999692*notices you only post webms of ellie as a child and not any actual gameplay*
>>723999305>Nobody in the first world is affected by this. Just jeets, chinks, hues, and ruskies.And, pray tell, who do you think makes up janny and mod staff?
>>723999686Based fuhrer
>>723999686Hitler would say this.
HERO SHOOTER
>>723998159
>>723999646oh fuck WRONG WAY WRONG WAY
>>723999604
>>723999434bird
>>723999578nobody cares about who was firstwhat matters is one of them being aqua avatarfag and seeing his behavior after being called out
>>723999434boobies
>>723999686>>723999673
>>723999715That's not why it got a sticky. It's not even the first thread to discuss it. Aquafaggot only wanted more (you)s
From what i've read, the person who lost the most was the owner of Africa, who lost "over 5 trillion dollars" and the rights to the continent, which is now set to be annexed by Europe.
>>723999434hard choice between crows, red pandas, and raccoons>>723999691kitsune aren't animals, they are demons good taste though
>>723998709
>>723999715It's Valves fault this dude took out a loan to invest in digital items? Baffling from OP. I mean it's not like they dont know what they're messing with. Yes the skin market has been manipulated, but all the way up till now the market has worked as any other.To not point at Valve and say this is risky is just plain stupid. They are putting certain skin-farmers in their place, but they are also screwing over regular people who owns some skins. 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant To play the devils advocate, the amount of market manipulation is just not OK, and I'm glad Valve is actually doing something about it. Drastic measures for a drastic situation. Initially I hated it, but the move makes sense.The reds might explode in price real fast. For now I would be careful to praise anything valve related. They are greedy and we all know it. This is in their best interest, not ours - no matter how you look at it.
>>723977692It’s downright devilish how valve enjoys a positive perception and reputation in the gaming space while at the same time basically inventing the gambling type loot box system
>>723999736because you're a nigger
>>723998137HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA
>>723999434what is he doing
>>723999486>>723999806
>>723999781*sticks my finger in my nose, digs out a booger, and sticks it in my ear*
I'm ignorant on this subject but, why put your savings on CS:GO skins instead of something like crypto/stocks?
>>723999686oh adolf, you old coot!
>>723999434Probably tegu or iguana
>>723999701You swindled meI was going to use that money on pot
>>723999750Yeah.Gal-o Sengen.
>>723999498>GODbob
>>723999781gameplay is boring, Ellie moments are kino
========================++ LOOK UPON MY WORKS ++++ YE KNIFEY ++++ AND DESPAIR ++================
AHAHAHA THE MUSIC
>>723999498I GUESS CS2 BECAME AN HERO SHOOTER
Look, you wanna throw your eggs into an unstable tertiary economy based on the whims of a corporation who's dependent on the dollar? That's your right to as ill advised as it is. But how the fuck can you act surprised when something like this happens? You thought Valve respected your hoarding and maintaining your backpack's value? Lol. They already have your money.
>>723999575heavens, no
What we listening to, /v/ bros?
>>723999592fucking how? How stupid are you.
>>723999885got hooked on csgo gambling sites early probably
>>723999885it was more volatile
>>723999885Easier to hide from taxes, especially internationally.
>>723999869Wrongu directionu
>>723998137LMAOOOO
>>723999498you know this could have been avoided if 1. the fag didnt steal the joke2. this thread wasnt made a stickyMods failed on both counts, so now everyone is laughing at them, not with them
>>723977692>people
>>723999913KEK
>>723999573a LEGITIMATE way? no. but there are plenty of illegitimate ways. you basically just trade a guy your skins and he paypals you, but with some extra steps that may or may not protect you
>>723999885csgo skins are basically crypto
>>723999686ACKdolf HITler
>>723999831>>723999835HE WAS IN THE FUCKING CHESS CLUB I KNEW IT
Tranny-thief, don't steal.Tranny-thief, don't steal.
>>723999895Hey CS2 traders could you make me a sandwich?
>>723999604We're all gonna make it, bro
>>723999434This. >>723999691
>>723999853It's retarded even if Valve hadn't done that because the entire market still relies on none of the other whales deciding to cash out and crashing the value anyway
>>723999999CHECKED
>>723999949>>724000000It joever
>>723999932this site is playing evangelion for me for some reason. Idk what i clicked but its very fitting
vishnu is a nigger le hero shooter
>>723999434The humble donkey
>>723999932https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqSBa35FOPI&list=RDiqSBa35FOPI&start_radio=1
>>723999885Steam Wallet is more stable on global stage than Russian money because of redditoids
>>723999932https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTFg7Lj_j3Eyoutube is giving me some songs so I listen
>>723999971
>>723998137gold
>>723977692does this really deserve a sticky?
>>723983386This would probably be the best thing to happen to the shambling corpse of a game that is tf2
I GUESS YOU COULD SAYCS2 IS AN HERO SHOOTER NOW
>>723999885What the other anons said plus more chances to take advantage of children, same with pokemon cards.
this thread is moving so fast no one will know I want to kiss boys
>>723977692Okay? So what?It's just a video game. If you treated it as anything else that's on you.
>>723977716You are brown
ack
>>724000001nice edit but you stole it from aqua
>>723999932https://youtu.be/G0sORVBL4kM
>>723999954if you give a shit about this you should stop posting here all together
>Congress getting involved over knife skinsfucking lmao
ok stickies over wrap it up trannyjanny
>>724000053how did you get this photo from my phone?
>>724000082mods are thirdiesso yes
>>723998137xd
>>723999783Oh…Ohhhhhh!
first trump took my hrt away that was paid for by taxpayers and now gaben destroyed my cs2 collection...
>>723999971that should say "was trolled"
>chink lost $900kHOLY FUARK
>>723977716Megumin and Darkness are better.
>>724000107stop. I am not that desperate yet
>>724000000
>>724000107I happen to be a boy.
>tfw komm susser tod only played for like half a second for me before my browser shut it down:(
>>723999434I like Raccoons a lot because we had a family of them living under our back deck and they ate with my cats a lot.
>>723999434luv sheep
>>724000140>AAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKK CONGRESSS NIGGERMAN HELPÅP MEEEEEE
QUESTIONS:- Any confirmed case of an heroing?- Was there EVER any considerations that red can be traded for gold in future? This is like a crucial belief, that this would never ever happen. How many years this lasted?
>>723999932https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vZSPW8EoMU
>>723999932The screams of all the faggots who bought skins
>>723999369>Z>O>O>M>E>R>S>H>A>V>E>N>O>C>U>L>T>U>R>E>M>I>L>E>N>N>I>A>L>B>O>A>R>D>O>N>L>YWhat did he mean by this?
>>72399993415 u.s.c. § 7842 - Protection of digital asset market stability
>>724000150how much did you lose?
>>724000183wased*
>>723998137LOL
>>724000107
>>724000218YJK
>>723999861you'll never be white, randeeshdumb shit like this doesn't need a sticky, only if you are brown.
>All the cheap red skins have basically quintupled in priceTop kek
>>724000132Based dick appreciator
>>724000140that 's from weeks if not months ago isn't it
>>723999948play the video
>Knife autists gives everyone a chance to become oneSay thank you gabenNOW
>>724000227>Any confirmed case of an heroing?yeah, see>>723998718>chinese
>>724000107At least link the doujin, fag
>>723993531Never bought a skin but bought lootboxes, sold them for 1000% their prices.
>>724000194Every character in Konosuba is better than Aqua, even the minor ones
>>724000240>Protection of digital asset market stabilityskins are not an asset.
>>724000274Careful, many obnoxious faggots on this board want to fuck Jack Frost
I lost about $2,000 if true but I'm not upset because I believe they will do a set-back because of the backlash.
>>724000241I made it all back in /v/eddit gold
im balding and will now kill myself bye vee
>>724000183who am i to judge a 13+ years old meme pic
>>724000186@FBI DO SOMETHING!!!
>>724000107He's cute so that makes it ogay.
>cutwhat a waste.
i wish people were seriously commiting suicide over this
>>724000212lies
>>724000367nice cope bro
how does someone else killing themselves affect you personally?
I have genned so much Illya sloppa it's insane.AI is amazing.
>>724000364>implying they'd be the ones doing the fucking
>>723999831>>723999835WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!
>>723998137yo this nigga funny
>>723993531It's really funny. I've bought TF2 hats and Stranges before but I fucking hate Weapon Skins, they're so gaudy and tacky. I think they're bad design because you often need to gauge what weapon your enemy is using to see how to fight them, so if a Soldier's RL looks all yellow I assume it's the Original, but it might have been a painted Direct Hit, which makes my job as Scout fighting him much different. They really just want to milk everything for what they can even though TF2 barley just became playable again.
>>723999984Figured, which makes it even funnier. Valve never had any reason to give a shit about their tradable item economies.
>>723999932https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtTj4cramPM
>>724000186>#skinclub
>>723977692why does this have a sticky?
snail
my account is worth more now because I never fell for the knife/glove meme lol
>>723977692good
>>724000307PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
>>724000134Cry more janny fag. Your sticky sucks ass and everyone else is on the same page. Notice how the entire thread is making fun of jannies and asking “why is this a sticky”. If you dont wanna get called out, maybe dont do retarded shit. If you cant handle that, you should probably go the fuck back to r*ddit nigger
Are these worth anything?
>>724000350I'm gonna give you something better. Behold:https://soutubot.moe/
>>724000367The amount of people that invest the way to lose genuinely value are miniscule compared to everyone else who can now have knifes without spending a thousand plus. There is no reason for them to walk it back.
>>724000361Yes, they are.
>>724000430Catbox some of your favorites
>>724000487LMAO this nigga can't be serious
>>724000487LOL no.
>>723998137KEKAROOOOOO
>>723993531Played CS for 5 minutes years ago and got a crate, selling today for ez cash
>>723999636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBFuzr_GnqQ
Headline - Alchemists discover Philosopher's StoneOutcome - massive outrage from investors, jews killing themselves
>>724000534yea, fuck this sub. it's filled with a bunch of degens. it's either gambling, "investing" on skins, shitting on pro players, or throwing a fit over every minute annoyance they might have.6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant nothing if value comes from this sub.
>>724000405Pinky swear
May want to shelter indoors for a while
>>724000487nope lol
>>724000487DIS NIGGA PLAYIN TF2 HAHAHA
>>724000487those are highly valuable because they make you smile
>>724000565>jews killing themselvesNot anytime soon, thanks to /pol/fags btw
kek at gambling addicts
who wants to buy my original cs knives nft?
>>723999932https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVdR6JeEyT8
>>723998137lmfao
SKREEEOOOONKKK
>>723977692BASTE LORD GABEN!
OI YOU GOT A LOISENS FER DAT KNOIFE
>>724000578bait
>>723996184fuck off
Looks like CS2 became an hero shooter
>>724000619based whites linked up to dunk on shitskins
This thread has been a goldmine for adding frognigs to my filter.
>>724000487in the distant future maybe, but in the future everything will be antiques you hold now. I would invent a cure to aging first
https://filemoon.to/d/ys9mcnt8sau3/
>>724000486>notice the entire thread being retarded faggots crying about stupid bullshit that doesn't matterI doAnd I laugh at you
>>723996184gdfgdfg
if they an hero over a video game is anything of value lost?
>>723993531I'm really religious over this stuff, but anyone who suicide over pixels should rot in hell for throwing away something as precious as life. I can excuse and understand people suffering from family/love drama, incurable diseases, etc. but this is fucking pathetic.
thread moving so fast no one will know i'm gay
VALVA STOCK PRICES CRASHINGbet they didn't see this coming.
>>723998137xD
>>724000670LMAO ANON MY SIDES
>>723977716HA
>>724000525no they fucking arent you absolute moron. Just because some people decide to give them value doesnt mean they get the same protection as an actual currency. Even bitcoin isnt safe, what happens if the electricity goes out? Its useless.
>>723977716*a hero shooter
>>723977692kek wtf
>>724000713:3
>>724000691>ip grabber
>>724000534>>724000536>>724000583>>724000590>>724000592>>724000682Okay okay final offer.
>>724000579Cock or gtfo
>>723996184dickhead
cunny
>>724000140That article has NOTHING to do with this, retard. The date came and passed and Gabe just didn't go or answer it. US Congress could do nothing because they don't have the power to force him to come. So he didn't, he went fishing.
kkek
>>724000130Aqua troons steal women's purses out of envy.>>723971918
>>724000430I can't do this shit anymore or I'll never escape
>>724000705she looks like she's into indian men
>>723999604Good things will come to you if you try hard enough anon
>>723977716Nigga you aight
chipi chipi chapa chapa
>>724000581He didnt drive so good
>>723996184retard fuck you
>>723998137I've been laughing for 5 minutes top kek
>>723996184fuck you
Im convinced most these people are just trolling
Is CS2 actually a fun game or do people just use it as a casino
>>724000776worth 1000 karambit blue gems
>>723996010Artists need to realize their art if popular transcends their identity when entering the cultural zeitgeist and stop whining.
>>724000721>valve>stockTheyre hero shooter company..
>>724000705Holy shit I wanna bury my face in those pits and die
>>724000760>I clicked itit’s over
>>724000842>its CS past 1.6 goodNo, and 1.5 was better than 1.6.
>>724000842It's fun with friends who speak the same language as you do.
>>723998137HA
why the fuck is this a sticky
>>724000678>t. aquafagNice joke, faggot!
Now is the time to cash in your coverts, right?
>>724000842casino
I don't play CS but reading this is leaving me scratching my head. Did people honestly 'invest' in skins? The part about "The confidence to spend $100 on a digital knife isn't in the pixels; it's in Valve's promise to be a responsible custodian"Has Valve ever once promised anything at all about the skin market? I was assuming they released skins like they did for TF2 hats in some random update and basically said 'have fun'
>>724000837>12 million dollars...in CS:GO items!? What?
>>723999368I just got promoted!
>>724000820CHI PA PAPAPA
>>724000767You can probably pawn this off to a collector.
>>724000721>valve>stock>crashingits private anon.
Hope you retards learn that anything virtual has no actual value other than how much it's worth to you. Luckily I'm too white to fall for this shit.
>>723977692People really shouldn't be surprised, they did the same thing to tf2's economy did they not
>>723998137so fucking funny
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOImagine shitting on FAGlorant daily because of their worthless skins just to get the same treatmentKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>724000842I only played the OG CS and i bet it's better than this newer version.
we should nuke all digital money
>>723977716LolLmao even
Greed is a sin because I panic sold my red skins only to realize the price was doubled since I sold them
>>724000705I have never understood the lesbian logic of women who are not attracted to men making themselves look like men, presumably to attract other women who do not want to have sex with men.
>>723993531I don't even play CS2, I'm just here to mock people who spent thousands on this shit.
>>723993531What kind of retard spends real money on digital cosmetics lmao
>>724000842cs was never goodyou only ever owned css to play gmod
Why is this a sticky?
people who try to make real life money off of playing video games deserve to get fucked 100% of the time
>>723977716jej
>>724000978I wanna see a collapse where the electricity is gone for a period of time and NO one can get to their crypto.It will happen naturally or unnaturally at one point.
>>724000914Of course they haven't.Ad yeah, people invest boatloads into that shit. It's the same with TF2 hats and Dota skins, some of them are worth tens of thousands and are seen as secure investments that you could some day cash out if you need to.That's why the create bug in TF2 was such a big deal a few years ago.
>>723993531Definitely never bough, because I've never played it, either!I did try the original Half-Life mod, though, when it was new. But the "tactical" gameplay was lame as shit.
>>723993531"free" games are always dogshit
>>724000837I wanna believe it for the schadenfreude
>>724001085BAAAAASEEEEED
>>723999835>>723999831WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
>>724001085Trvthmaggeddon
What the fuck even is this? Why is this a sticky? It's just some cosmetics in a video game.
>>724001053lesbians don’t exist
Best thing Valve has done in ages.
>>724000698Kill yourself jeet
>>724000487Marketanon here. Sell immediately
>>723977716Ayy lmao
>mfw normies itt don't know what an hero means
>>724000670holy kek
>>723998137
the thread is pinned. it's literally a pin symbol. only r*dditors say "stickied"
>>724000914lol no they never promised shit and multiple crashes have happened over the last decade. People are so fucking retarded. Everyone smart cashed out awhile ago for EXACTLY this reason.
>>7240011746 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant
>>724001169Why is this image selected
Why is this a sticky lmaoDid a janny lose money as well?
>>724001053sexuality is very nuanced and people want to pretend like it isn't but also like it is at the same time
>>724001070>>724001085HE HAS SPOKEN
>>724001107
>>723977716basedest fpbp this year
just got snow leopard gloves for dirt cheap. best day of my life
>>724001126>counter-strike source>free
>>724001031don't you dare
>>723999368source?
>>724001085lmao
>>724001092I wouldn't exactly call them people, but yes.
bro that was my BEST knife.. fuck.. what am i gonna do now..
>>723999932https://youtu.be/1DC6RAr2xcM
>>724001202>normies instead of normalfag/niggerironic
>>724001113>>724000914>>724001214This, the "trust" was only there because it was easy money for years, but Valve has no obligation not to do any updates ever without affecting a third party market
So I guess you could finally say csgo is a csNO MONEY! hahaha!
>>723998137AHAHAHAHAHHA
>>724001107Based Taste.Thanks.
posting cute suicide anime girls in a suicide game thread
someone explain the boogie cock thing to me
>>724000692>stupid bullshit that doesnt matterYeah, which is why this didnt need to be a sticky retard lol. Keep simping for tranny jannies, this thread sucks. Nobody in the first world is affected by this. Even the Etika sticky had more of a point and I thought THAT was retarded.Itagaki? Now that was an actual decent sticky, but people had to beg the mods for them to turn it into one. This thread got made into a sticky IMMEDIATELY and nobody can figure out why. Ive genuinely never seen a thread with this much backlash over it, and that IS funny. Everyone dabbing on jannies always puts a smile on my face
>>724001234They look retarded
>mfw when i look at my csgo backpack
>>724001085ARENA SHOOTERS BROS WE WON
>>724001087you mean "tacked"
>>724001213OLDFAG SISTERS....OUR RESPONSE?????
>>724001273I dont feel bad for these "investors" at all. They are the ones who ruined the market. ruined the game. Ive played this game for almost 20 years without ever pulling gloves or a skin. last night i spent under 200 total dollars to purchase a knife and gloves combo ive been wanting forever. I couldnt be happier to be honest as ive always wanted this combo but could never justify 400-700 big boogey cocks $ even for a single knife or gloves. the real gamers are winning today. sucks that people decide to take things to such extremes but thats darwinism
DO WE HAVE ANY ANONS HERE WHO ARE CASHING OUT THE SERVERS ARE CRASHING AND I CANNOT CLEAR FAST ENOUGH AS I WATCH VALUES PLUMMET IN REAL TIME WHY WERE WE GIVEN NO BUYERPROTECTION???? WHERE IS THE DUE PROCESS??
Wow imagine laughing at other people losing their livelihoods that's not funny it's I want more like this with 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant.
>>724001280FUCKING KEK
>>724001251anon you fucking need to cash out, an actual collapse is going to happen within 5 years. At some point during this time, you wont be able to get your money. Turn it into trailer park rentals or anything else.
>>724001271>SIR MY NIGGER WORDThe word normie is the original and older term
>>724001280What's that between your stomach and your ass?
>>723998137top fucking kek
This is what happens when third worlders see the Stock Market and try to build their own cargo-cult version of it.SAAR KNIFE AM ONLY REDEEM AT ONE MILLION RUPEE>CYKA BLYAT KNIFE COSTINGS ONE MILLION RUBLE U PAY OR I KILL UAAAYAAAAAAAAH THIS KNIFE VERY GOOD VERY SHARP BRAND NEW SECOND HAND COST ONE MILLION YUAN VERY CHEAP I GIVE GOOD DISCOUNT>*African clicking sounds*
>>724001169Its a 2 billion dollar industry that just went up in flames. I got fucked over by this but not as much as some people. They will roll back anyway
>>724001313zoomniggers please respond
>>724000721>Valve>Stock pricesLol, lmao even. They’re a private company, the only people losing money are chinkoids.
I played CS when it was good and you had to find a team to play with on IRC
>>724001213i prefer "thumbed". it's literally a thumbtack. it's thumbed.
>>723993531No-one here is legitimately retarded enough to have done this, right?Right?
>>724001249>reading comprehension of the average amerilard
>>724001353>OUR RESPONSE?????pin this
Posting in sticky
>>724001213now hover your cursor over the "pin" symbol and tell the class what it says
>>723999932https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tersmvh6fFI
>>723999932https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tsHkpesBdY
>>723994489> TranimeHello bratan i hope you aint killing yoself over puxels lmao
>>723977716FPBPAqua is best girl
>>723977692why a big thread for this situation? i fucking don't care kek
>>723998137ROFLMAO
>>723977692>my shit inventory just skyrocketed in priceL M A O
>>723998137A gorillion internetz to you, sir.
>>724001484kys
is it just me or all the scam bots suddenly stopped sending friend requests?
>>724001308Were Chinese people hiding their money from the communists in CSGO? How is this hitting them so hard
>>724001484FUCK YOU NIGGER
>>724001484those sexo eyes though
>>724001484AI IS THE BEST
>>724001415>Its a 2 billion dollar industry that just went up in flames.Sounds like a /biz/-thread then.
>>724001336HOW TO SAVE A LIIIIIIFFE
>>7240013136 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant
>>723999932https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33oAuvbRg-c&list=RD33oAuvbRg-c&start_radio=1
>>724001484Jokes on you she's already deadStill shitting bricks though
>>724001484n-no please
>>724001484ai has gone too far
>>724001484MOTHERFUCKER
Can you guys buy out my rust skins
>>723977692>men>peopleNothing of value was lost.
>>723998137PIN THIS POST ADMIN!
>>723977716Put me in the twitter screencap
>>724001484TOO SOON
This is fine, I only buyed because I like the art.
>>724001107>cattowerrumao
>>724001464I did early and made more than what I spent because of just being patient. Was able to buy a bunch of games using Gabens APROVED steam fun money. Absolutely retarded to use it as some "portfolio"
>muh vidya currencylolseriously?good thing they're going soft on pedos right now, otherwise valve would get picked up for fucking so many 3rd world kids
>random gamers: kill themselves>the people of this thread (also gamers:
>>724001484you nigger
>>724001484too soon man
>>723994084SO. FUCKING. FUNNY!!!!!!
>>724000914Of course they never promised anything, the people buying a $800 pixels as an investment are just retarded. I heard some people were buying cases en masse to hoard them until years later when some youtuber/lootbox addict wants to open them but they're no longer available, that was always a safer option if you're retarded enough to treat CS GO as a stock market
me with my friends
>>724001347That’s what we called it back in 2008 we would say the thread got ‘tacked. (Thumbtacked) if anyone here remembers the time /v/ had the metal gear solid 4 song playing on here it was the same thing.
>>724001473
>>724001484necromancy is illegal in cyrodiil. delete this
>>724001484That's not very nice, dead girl
>>724001263It's fucking joever
>Thread suddenly starts glowingABANDON SHIP
>>724001313i dont understand either
>>724001514That means you live in the first world, congrats.Only thirdies are affected by this hence why the mods made this a sticky (their entire team lost their life savings sadly)
>>724001484nigger
>>724001642im friend
>>724001393if the s&p goes down, so will bitcoin. in other words, gold holders will have piles of metal that are worth nothing because other resources will be way more valuable during that event.
>>723998765LMAO
>>724001545the third worlders running those are all killing themselves.IN REAL TIME
>>724001617YEAH BABY
>>723977716This is why this thread is stickied, isn't it?
So basically CS2 is an real person or fictional character who, in the face of danger, combats adversity through feats of ingenuity, courage, or strength. The original hero type of classical epics did such things for the sake of glory and honor. Post-classical and modern heroes, on the other hand, perform great deeds or selfless acts for the common good instead of the classical goal of wealth, pride, and fame. The antonym of hero is villain. Other terms associated with the concept of hero may include good guy or white hat.In classical literature, the hero is the main or revered character in heroic epic poetry celebrated through ancient legends of a people, often striving for military conquest and living by a continually flawed personal honor code. The definition of a hero has changed throughout time. Merriam Webster dictionary defines a hero as "a person who is admired for great or brave acts or fine qualities". Examples of heroes range from mythological figures, such as Gilgamesh and Iphigenia, to historical and modern figures, such as Joan of Arc, Giuseppe Garibaldi, Sophie Scholl, Alvin York, Audie Murphy, and Chuck Yeager, and fictional "superheroes", including Superman and Batman.
>>723998137my sides
>>723993531I did on TF2 instead.
>>724001484WTF AI?
>buy knife skin>no knoiv loicense>end up in a paddywagon>be bri'ishsuch is life
>>724001484I always thought her necklace was some sort of weird neck bullet wound
lol
>>724001546From what I read they even take out massive loans to play the steam market, that's how they can amass such massive inventories, but now that it's gone they can never cash out to pay back what they loaned in the first place.
>>724001708you are banking on the fact anyones gonna actually hand over real money(which is also fake) for bitcoin during a collapse. Cartons of cigs will be worth more.
>>723977716KEKMy sides…
>he will sell his skin stash when this is going to roll back anywayfools. the loss is only realized if you realize it. the recent crypto crash was literally that. it's all going to go back up anyway
Zesty Jesus warned everyone about this in his TF2 Meet Your Match video. If Valve stopped supporting that game, the CS economy would have immediately died because people would realize the same thing could happen to them. Valve decided to fuck with their golden goose early, in a different way.
anything gets stickied these days huh faggots?
>>724001642me on the left
>>723994084I pissed myself.
>>723998137fffffffftHAHAHAAHAHA
you know who isn't eating shit, anon?
>>724001263>>724001672NOoOoOoOooooo....
Keep saying it, chinks
>>724001484
>>724001719aquajeet probably gets paid by the reply so it makes sense to sticky it
I guess, one could say that the Counter Strike 2 video game from Valve finally became an heskeletoner
>>724001484wtf
>>723994084LMAAOOOOOOO PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT
>>723993531>nearly lost my account to this skin trading bullshitI'll be seeing you in hell real soon fuckface.
This is my most valuable item. Am I rich now?
>>724001848why are you gay
>>724001415>They will roll back anyway
>>724001848damn shes cute
>>724001597enlighten us>inb4 vpred (short for very predator)
>>724001828Your mom?
>>724001484>AI garbage
WHERE'S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI
>>723998137funniest joke ever
>>724001085giga TRVKEcs was always turd worlder shit
DO I DUMP MY INVENTORYI have maybe $4000 in ancient 2014-2015 era cases that all pumped to like $5-6, Sticker Capsule 1 & 2, old uncommons that don't drop anymore like Galil Chatterbox, shit like thatI haven't played in a decade and it seems like this could be the end. DO I DUMP EET
>>724001798we are aggressively agreeing with each other. btc isn't my only asset.
>>723997546because its a slop image
>not printing your digital weapons inventory with a 3D printer to keep them safe at hometha's not you, right /v/?
>>724001960
Where did all the money go?
PEOPLE LIVES RUINED AND YOU ARE ARGUING WHO STOLE A JOKE FROM AQUApathetic
>>724001809Only the shit no one cares about. If someone important dies they MIGHT get a sticky, like Etika.
>pc playerswho caresValve never made a good game.
>>723994084That's gonna be a mighty kekle from me good sir
>>7240014152Billion dorrar secondary black market orNot getting fucked by the goverment in the ass for trillionsHmmmmmmmmmmm it really makes you think doesn' tit
Nothing funnier than watching turd worlders kill themselves when their retard "investments" collapse into nothingness.
YOU'RE ALL LAUGHING, AND IM STRUGGLING, IM FUCKING RUINED.
>>724000914>Did people honestly 'invest' in skins?Yes
>>724001484dickhead
>seize the means of customization>liberate the free to play masses from the rentier owner class>the liquidation of third party market kulaks and their hoarding of skins is a necessary step towards true equality
You're telling me...virtual goods aren't real?
>>724001484yo
>>723993531Why would you buy a skin? They fucking drop for free. I actually played TF2 not CSGO but the principle is the same
>>723997182CS just sucks, it's fun to play with friends but competitive sucked all the soul out it so now it has nothing going for it
>>724002040
>Speculating on digital assets that can be changed on a whimYOU FUCKING DESERVED ITPLAY THE FUCKING GAME INSTEAD OF GAMBLING
Someone edit this into a CS kiosk
>>723977692I don't get it.
>>724002006>ecelebs>importantlollmaoxd
>>724001910svennejävel
>>724001912Richer than CS traders
A STICKYHOLY SHIT HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE DYING?
i hope more retarded terminally online spics kill themselves because of this. get a real job
>>723998137hearty kek
>>723997440why WOULD they care? They already have your money. If anything they probably thought the people without rare skins would move to trade up like they've already implemented in other Valve systems
>>724001484FUCK YOU
>>723977692>have a bunch of cases left overShould I just go and open them in hopes of getting some red skins?
>>724001415>2 billion dollarLooks a little higher, despite the drop.
>>724002010This lmaoManufactured Reddit outrage for amateur marketingPC sales tanking after windows update caused this
What's worse this or NFT?
PLS, DON'T KILL YOURSELF!!!PLS, DON'T KILL YOURSELF!!!PLS, DON'T KILL YOURSELF!!!
>>723994084Finally, a based post in this thread.
>>724002005>thirdies>peopleNobody in the first world is affected by this. We ARE affected by joke stealing. As a comedian myself that’s one of the worst things you could possibly do!
>mfw chinks were RENTING their skins to other chinksThis cant be fucking REAL
>>723999236Insanely wastefulFinal stretch gives like 60 of every stat
>>724002115why the fuck are your webms 144p ? fucking cringe, do better or stop posting
I feel dumb for sitting on shit Ive had for like 10 years now
>>724000430Based loli genner
>>724002115I bet /v/ doesn't even know where this webm is from
>>724002151no, sell them and buy reds.
>>724002147You can still get in there if you hurry
/qa/ won
>>724001807This is more like the upgrade to ethereum's gas, this will kill the GPU poaching. Until the AI training poaching rolls in at least.
>>723998137LOOOOOOL
>>724002082it's stupid people don't realize this. It doesn't even exist it's all artificial scarcity and money laundering.
Why does getting (You)'s feel so good?
>>724001336>british actor performs british national sport on cameraIncredible. I'll never get balconing.
>>724001848
>>723993531Reporting in
>>724002163what's the difference?
is this the thread
>>724002163hard ton say, both are insanely retarded and likely the same thing. At least the skins had SOME function.
>>723977716Susie Wong and Balls
>>724002223Yeah, I guess that makes more sense.
>>724002005I’m not gonna feel sorry for people who put their entire livelihoods on fucking CS skin trading instead of a proper job. They’re fools now and were always fools back then. Fuck you
>>724001912Sex with Miss Graves
>>724002168You keep saying this but it never gets better.Just let me free myself from this hell.
>>724002123everyone relying on aquafag's bank accountso probably about 30
>>724002224nice skin shame the knife is ass
>>724002240it is a sweet temptation as any other
>>724001960HOLD! HOOOOOOOLD!THE CURRENT CRASH CANNOT BE SUSTAINEDWHAT GOES DOWN MUST COME UP. BE STRONG AND AWAIT THE BOOM
>>724002271Straight to jail, little vandal
>>724002240it makes me feel important and it acknowledges my existence... no one else does anyway.
>>724002093To be fair if he held out he would have probably made money
You have a free pass to rape me.
>>724002291Isn't this what you people wanted? I assume now there will be less money launderers, Chinese bots and hoarders given that they had a reality check that skin market is entirely driven by Valve and also there inventory values might have been severely impacted (unless they only had massive amount of reds)For so long the community has been asking for a genuine player base and accused Valve for letting money launderers operate freely. This might not be a direct solution but it's something.Now an average player would be interested in playing 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant (having the opportunity to purchase a $80 to $100 knife or glove)This update is fireY'all can't always cry about every update
>>724001484I knew what it was, i just wanted to see her better
Reminder: steamies own NOTHING, not the skins, but not even the GAMES THEMSELVESphysicalGODS REIGN SUPREME IN TRADING AND IN GAMING
posting this dog so every anon is immune
>>724002168I'm not going to kill myself until my mother dies of natural causes first
>>724002005Good - Jocko
>>723983316Those ARE real things of value, you dumb fucktard.
>>723977716I was here
I haven't heard this song on here since moot left.
this is fucking unacceptable
>>724001213>>724001353ZOOMERSOOMERSHAVENOCULTUREULTUREMILLENIALILLENIALBOARDOARD
>>724002327Me when I think about how many billions were lost this update caused or Aqua
>>723995875>>723995907lmao
>>724001848>Mods leave this up but delete the other onesI dont get it
VALVE KILLED MORE CHINESE IN A DAY THAN ANY OTHER TECH COMPANYKNEELRIGHTNOW
>>724002240you’re trans
>>724002240Because you lack a creative hobby where people can give you praise for the work of your hand and mind. I stopped caring about (You)'s when I seriously got into writing and getting my shit critiqued by friends already in the business.
>>723998137haha
>>724002432Does ball sucking really feel good?
>>723997440>without warningWhat do you think would have happened if they said whatever is in the patchnotes but a month earlier you fucking retard?
>>723977692>your portfolio
>>724002479Skin prices have been crazy since 2017, and I think this was the perfect decision to normalize CS, which had become a gambling simulator. For investment purposes, there are still stickers, Dlore, and Howl, but they're too expensive for us and six big boogey cocks and xray getting pregnant.I hope that from next week knife prices will go back to the affordable levels they were in 2015; to be honest, I was getting tired of it so I played less and less, but I think I'll start playing again.
>>724002459Holy fuark...
>oldtroons acting like they never played cs before
>mods confirmed to cs-playing skin buying chinks/slavs
>>724002387*rapes you*
>>723994084Hang on, my phone is ringing... Hello? Based department? ...it's for you.
>>724002513no
>>724001484Nigger
>>724002513Yeah it tickles
USING DIGITAL SKINS AS AN INVESTMENT IS A RETARDED IDEA, THE GAME CAN CHANGE AT ANY POINT AND RENDER IT USELESS.WHY WAS THIS SUCH A POPULAR SPECULATION BUBBLE?!
>>724002513It teeters right on the edge of discomfort and pleasure.
>NO LONGER A STICKY
alright sticky is gone, see you guys around
good
>sticky is overnooooo
>>724002605STICKY GONE PANIC PANIC PANIC
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.
POSTING IN A NON STICKY
WHY IS THIS A STICKYDID SO MOD LOSE MONEY AS WELL OR SOMETHING
> no longer a stickaroohasta la vista baby
dispersepool's closed
>>724002616No, it's notAnd the technical term is "passive income" , not "side income"CS2 skins are totally unregulated and with one update entire life savings can be demolished (which is what we have been seeing) 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnantSo, first go open a dictionary and learn about "Passive Income" not "Side Income" and then consult a financial advisor
>not a sticky anymoreNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How does this affect me if I'm not retarded enough to fall for virtual goods and artificial scarcity?
Anyone 2015-ish /csgog/ herethanks for the skines :)
>>724002616Retail investors are stupidNews at 12
/v/ros... I fear for GabeN.What if some Russian/Chinese incel with nothing left does a Kirk manuever...?Please be safe, GabeN.
>>724001336>i too am in this episode
>>724001213and here we have the newfag
>>724002563there’s a difference between playing CS and doing speculative trading with cosmetics. Only third worlders and retarded children would do something that stupid. >oldtroonYep, you’re underage.
stickysissies…..
>>723977692IT'S FUCKING JOVER
Why are people buying shitty covert guns to trade into knives and gloves? If this results in knives and gloves becoming more accessible (aka cheaper) then it makes no sense to pay $30 for a skin that was $5 a day ago. Am I missing something.
This was all for the samefag second post to hit reddit wasn't it?
>>724002616100% this, retards will be retards and waste their entire lives on nothing. Imagine, killing yourself, over a fucking cosmetic skin.I can't think of something more pathetic, seriously I can't.
so long gay aquabowser thread
>Valve crashes knife market>Russia tearing apart AFU
>>724002678I... I never said anything about side or passive income.
>Not stickiedAnd here I was about to sayCS2 has become an hero shooter...
toasting in the sticky
>>724001848yeah i know you stupid gay faggot, which is why i left the bit at the end where house is smiling, think about it for a minute.
Think of all the zoomers that are going to kill themselves because of this.Happiness. Calm.Tranquility.
does anyone wanna make our own stickies? ... if you know what i mean
KILL JANNIESKILL MODSKILL JEETS
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THIS THREAD IS NOW AN HERO THREAD
>>724002089I remember playing CS 1.6 in internet cafes a lifetime ago. Zombie Panic Source was better though
>>723996184FUCK
>>724002626>>724002652>>724002657>>724002680Lmao. What a SHIT fucking sticky.
>>724002740yepaquajeet never gets his shit deleted despite the very obvious avatarfagging, obviously the pet idiot of the moderation/janny team.
>>724001936retard
>>723999434BOBR :DDDD
can i say the n word
>>724000797alpha and beta gens are doomed manPorn addiction will become the norm in all age and sex brackets if the gov doesn't stomp this now
>>723993161>Rectal Dick Creampie
Welp, the sticky is gone and the image limit has been reached.
>>724002680NOO I NEED MY MISERY PORN
Monero won
So the same janny that stickied this is the same jeet that spams blogposts about being an indian in VCs? Why are trannies allowed to grief the website and get away with it? If I were to off-topic blogpost I get banned for a week.
we're going to have an hero threads every single day for the next 6 months
>>724002852Only if you're a nigger
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
any videos recorded?
we did it reddit
I guess you might say 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant
>>724002785Do zoomers even play this shit? I thought they just played roblox. Unless you mean chink zoomers? But really who cares
This shouldn't have been a sticky in the first place.It doesn't affect me or my interests, so it doesn't matter.
most useless sticky of all time, how embarrassing BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>724002787y-yes! i'd love to get all sticky with you, anon~ :3
So........... how was your day today?
>>724002920does anyone know if this shit actually means anything at all
6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant
>CS troons having a melty and posting porn what a bunch of weirdo faggots
>Mods are retarded faggots.No way.
>>724002950i just woke up, coffee was good
>it's not on /r/4chan yetwtf
should i try heroin?
LONDONONDN
What a shit fucking sticky, was only around long enough for le ebin screenshot.Bully anyone that posts this in /v/ screencap threads.
>>724002950never played CS but it was really bad
w
>>723977716Anime posters own the internet btw
>>724002991it's also sharty niggers
>sticky only got 2000 postsP A T H E T I Cvee is dead
>>724001960Liquidate itA few grand could get you years worth of games
>>724002943Actually that was during the Etnigga death
>>724003007kill yourself
I guess you can say this sticky has become an hero shooter.
>>724003010Sure. But it's all going to be downhill from there.
Are you guys going trick ‘r treating?
>>724003034i guess you could say it's now an hero thread
>>724003010ive heard its really good
>>724003117LMAO PUT ME IN THE CAP AND JEETMOD STICKY ME
>>723993171HOLY SHIThow do you even survive that?
>>724001313Gonna go on a roll and say it's probably some sh*rty teens or equivalent getting on some discord getting their giggles how they're "coordinating" a raid with an inside joke.
>aquajeet posted this on reddit fore more updootshttps://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/1oed96b/aqua_dunks_on_virgins_affected_by_the_recent_cs2/
'ick in 'ticky
>>724003072it got nearly 3k replies you dumbass
>>724002991First sticky?
>>723977716You are giving bad name to Indians and reinforcing stereotypes by stealing this. Shame on you saar.
>>724002943>most useless sticky of all timeJust like Aqua!
>>724003171they both did unfortunately
GO GO GO GO GO GO GoGALO SENGEN
>>724002950I went to pick up my dildo from the mail, then came here and laughed at knifefags, haven't done a single bit of work.
hi
>>724003178LETS GO CHAT
>>724003173>more retards saying "en masse"so this is just chink central ey
>>724002852not if you have to ask permission first, a true nigger sayer just does it
Why did the mods sticky this, unsticky it, and now it's playing the End of Evangelion song?
who the fuck is aqua this isnt kingdom hearts
>>724003178Majority samefagged and or bots. I'd say there are only 20-30 real posters tops on the whole of /v/
>>724001336this vexes me
i should suck on a shotgun
>>724003258>>>more retards saying "en masse"esl?
>>724003298And you're not one of them
we are unpinned now
>>724003298Oh there's gotta be more, 25-35 easy
>>7240033406 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant
>>724003331h-hot
>>724003363you mean unthumbed
>>724003362>>724003178>>724003298All me btw
>>723998908do you have the one webm where theres like 4 giant snails on the guys dick crawling on it and hes cumming all over the place and the snails are eating the cum
I only play single player games!
>>724001306What happens next?
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I'VE LOST EVERYTHINGEVERYTHINGEVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME IN THIS WORLD
i am not doing well vee
>>724003413i still have my thumbs
>>724003476fr u know he broke when he dont know what a side income is lmaooo big boogey cock
goodbye stickyfun thread
>>724003426what the fuck
>>724003426why
>>723998908My friend :)
the thread is de-tacked
>>724003476Turn to Jesus Christ. Accept him as your lord and savior. All things will be fine afterwards.
>>724002436YOU ARE ALSO A NEWFAG, FUCK YOUR IRL GENWUNNING
So uhCS2 is an hero shooter now
>>724003457I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>724003575Yes723977716
>>724003294it's some kind of tr/a/nime thing
>>>/d/o>>>/t/he>>>/m/ario>>>/s/wing>>>/y/our>>>/a/rms>>>/f/rom>>>/s/ide>>>/t/o>>>/s/ide>>>/c/ome>>>/o/n>>>/i/ts>>>/t/ime>>>/t/o>>>/g/o>>>/d/o>>>/t/he>>>/m/ario>>>/t/ake>>>/o/ne>>>/s/tep>>>/a/nd>>>/t/hen>>>/a/gain>>>/pol/ets>>>/d/o>>>/t/he>>>/m/ario>>>/a/ll>>>/t/ogether>>>/n/ow>>>/y/ou>>>/g/ot>>>/i/t>>>/i/ts>>>/t/he>>>/m/ario>>>/d/o>>>/t/he>>>/m/ario>>>/s/wing>>>/y/our>>>/a/rms>>>/f/rom>>>/s/ide>>>/t/o>>>/s/ide>>>/c/ome>>>/o/n>>>/i/ts>>>/t/ime>>>/t/o>>>/g/o>>>/d/o>>>/t/he>>>/m/ario>>>/t/ake>>>/o/ne>>>/s/tep>>>/a/nd>>>/t/hen>>>/a/gain>>>/pol/ets>>>/d/o>>>/t/he>>>/m/ario>>>/a/ll>>>/t/ogether>>>/n/ow>>>/c/ome>>>/o/n>>>/n/ow>>>/j/ust>>>/pol/ike>>>/t/hat
Play fighting games
>>724003456kek
>>724003298Based on how fucking slow this thread is moving, you might have a point. You look at a sticky during the game awards or whatever and everytime you refresh there’s a hundred new posts. This thread is moving SLOW. Genuinely no one cares other than to make fun of the joke stealer and thirdies
>>723994084lollmao even
Reminder now is a good time to do any organ transplants since cheap chink organs around going to drop
>>724001929I really don't get why people are so obsessed with the vpred shit>you need to use these specific models and this specific sampler with these settings and maaaybe you get better images>every seed is making the same picture? just add garbage tokens to get a new one!
>>724003587BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS [spiler]fr u knownt kno6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant[/spoiler]
Where should I post the Aquak wojak?
>>724003476How much did you lose anon
>>724003456>>724003623/k/ino
>he fell for the avarice meme >got burned every time kek. accept Christ into your life
>>724003717on the catalog if you aren’t a coward
>>724003652Ip and thread counts were removed to hide the botting
>>724003742i don't play counter strike
>>724003717>>724003814yeah and crosspost it here
>>724003476Well of course you’re not. Your ESL, brown, AND poor!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl9FQIT-6iY Thread Theme
aight i got my (You)s im out
>>723999932https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oZ2IqD0VRE
Should i convert to Zoroastrianism?
>>724003717already posted>>724003134
im going to eat a cookie
>>724003641No.
The Prime Minister's Prime Minister's Prime Minister's Prime Minister to the First Prime Minister with the first government to find a hard FC. The symbol is a large number to the package with the character and doubt. The camp has every moment to show the chicken. The company and 1964, radiated and removed the company and 1666.KFC is one of the 1290 networks. Because the victim was found. The country is sorry and can change your new name to a party! PeriodKFZ KFZ Natural KFZ: Check out the special statues of sweet foods. In 1957, he was a French leader. Other weaknesses, flexible products, and other weaknesses. PPO KR
>>724002421Valve is not the one who screw you, nigger. Those websites that are not working and will not are the ones who scammed you, dumb fuck.
>>724003987Wow gay
>>724003870For me it's https://youtu.be/sFMRPdcF7i0
>>723994084Zased... so... fvking... zvsed...
Was this the most pointless sticky of all time?
in an age where nothing happens this is the sticky we deserve
The Prime Minister's Prime Minister's Prime Minister's Prime Minister to the First Prime Minister with the first government to find a hard FC. The symbol is a large number to the package with the character and doubt. The camp has every moment to show the chicken. The company and 1964, radiated and removed the company and 1666.KFC is one of the 1290 networks. Because the victim was found. The country is sorry and can change your new name to a party! PeriodKFZ KFZ Natural KFZ: Check out the special statues of sweet foods. In 1957, he was a French leader. Other weaknesses, flexible products, and other weaknesses PPO KR
It fucking disgust me that CS only became popular with casino freaks, get fucked, play a videogame or get a real job nigger
>>724004032For real such shambles but i guess poor people like me can get some profit, Sold my Legion Of Anubis FT for 40 euros now 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant ( bought it 5 euros ) some weeks ago the M4A4 Turbine went up in price sold it for 50 euros aswell. Market is getting crazy
>>724004087It was worth it seeing all the retards seething
>>724004087Every single one after moot left. The happy birthday thing is still up. Mods are unfunny newfags zoomcancer
>>724004087nothe offtopic stickys are the shittiest onelike the one we got a few days ago because some retard died, like a human its a videogame
>>724004087>>724004143The most useless sticky for the most useless goddess, like clockwork
Shartyfags are trooning out over this
>>724004087The knifes are quite pointy actually, I think you mean worthless.
The Prime Minister's Prime Minister's Prime Minister's Prime Minister to the First Prime Minister with the first government to find a hard FC. The symbol is a large number to the package with the character and doubt. The camp has every moment to show the chicken. The company and 1964, radiated and removed the company and 1666KFC is one of the 1290 networks. Because the victim was found. The country is sorry and can change your new name to a party! PeriodKFZ KFZ Natural KFZ: Check out the special statues of sweet foods. In 1957, he was a French leader. Other weaknesses, flexible products, and other weaknesses. PPO KR
>>724004201those people don't actually play the game
>>724004143Cope.
The Prime Minister's Prime Minister's Prime Minister's Prime Minister to the First Prime Minister with the first government to find a hard FC. The symbol is a large number to the package with the character and doubt. The camp has every moment to show the chicken. The company and 1964, 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant radiated and removed the company and 1666KFC is one of the 1290 networks. Because the victim was found. The country is sorry and can change your new name to a party! PeriodKFZ KFZ Natural KFZ: Check out the special statues of sweet foods. In 1957, he was a French leader. Other weaknesses, flexible products, and other weaknesses. PPO KR
The Prime Minister's Prime Minister's Prime Minister's Prime Minister to the First Prime Minister with the first government to find a hard FC. The symbol is a large number to the package with the character and doubt. The camp has every moment to show the chicken. The company and 1964, radiated and removed the company and 1666.KFC is one of the 1290 networks. Because the victim was found. The country is sorry and can change your new name to a party! PeriodKFZ KFZ Natural KFZ: Check out the special statues of sweet foods In 1957, he was a French leader. Other weaknesses, flexible products, and other weaknesses. PPO KR
>>724004342suck my gun
>>723977692Good.
fuck i should have posted my ritual earlier
>>724004237Shartyfags confirmed chink ziggers
>>724004403Cope.
The Prime Minister's Prime Minister's Prime Minister's Prime Minister to the First Prime Minister with the first government to find a hard FC. The symbol is a large number to the package with the character and doubt. The camp has every moment to show the chicken. The company and 1964, radiated and removed the company and 1666.KFC is one of the 1290 networks. Because the victim was found. The country is sorry and can change your new name to a party! PeriodKFZ KFZ Natural KFZ Check out the special statues of sweet foods. In 1957, he was a French leader. Other weaknesses, flexible products, and other weaknesses. PPO KR
>>724004467suck my gun
>>723994084HAWHAWHAWHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I missed the sticky.
The Prime Minister's Prime Minister's Prime Minister's Prime Minister to the First Prime Minister with the first government to find a hard FC. The symbol is a large number to the package with the character and doubt. The camp has every moment to show the chicken. The company and 1964, radiated and removed the company and 1666.KFC is one of the 1290 networks. Because the victim was found. The country is sorry and can change your new name to a party! PeriodKFZ KFZ Natural KFZ: Check out the special statues of sweet foods. In 1957, he was a French leader Other weaknesses, flexible products, and other weaknesses. PPO KR
>>724004525Cope.
>>724004490doesnt work because its not hosted here, sorry!
Best sticky of this year?
>>724004490>gay furry porn
>>723977716Kino
>>724004606suck
The Prime Minister's Prime Minister's Prime Minister's Prime Minister to the First Prime Minister with the first government to find a hard FC. The symbol is a large number to the package with the character and doubt. The camp has every moment to show the chicken. The company and 1964, radiated and removed the company and 1666.KFC is one of the 1290 networks. Because the victim was found The country is sorry and can change your new name to a party! PeriodKFZ KFZ Natural KFZ: Check out the special statues of sweet foods. In 1957, he was a French leader. Other weaknesses, flexible products, and other weaknesses. PPO KR
>>724004635Best sticky of today, maybe.
The Prime Minister's Prime Minister's Prime Minister's Prime Minister to the First Prime Minister with the first government to find a hard FC. The symbol is a large number to the package with the character and doubt The camp has every moment to show the chicken. The company and 1964, radiated and removed the company and 1666.KFC is one of the 1290 networks. Because the victim was found. The country is sorry and can change your new name to a party! PeriodKFZ KFZ Natural KFZ: Check out the special statues of sweet foods. In 1957, he was a French leader. Other weaknesses, flexible products, and other weaknesses. PPO KR
>>724004721Co’
>>724003641No, zoomer inputs killed the genre.
GameCube is better than PlayStation 2 just saying while I’m here nothing personal just saying it.
it all returns to nothing... it just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling downgoodbye, /v/
So everyone left already and now it’s just me and a fucking bot? What a sticky wew.
>>724005024Plot twist: you are the bot
based aqua is /v/s most influential poster, it's been an honor boys
>>724005024you might even say 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant
>>724005024im still here anon(yaranaika face)
>>724004943Not even a hot take but that’s correct
>>724004635kind of mid news compared to anything that could happen. At least idiots learned a lesson today and a forewarning for the future
>>723993178I do not want to go to the big party.
>>724005101>>724005139sad state of this site. Ive never seen a sticky get cleared out so fast before. There are fucking indie game threads that move faster than this.
Worst sticky ever aquajeet rodent
cringe joke thief thinks he can bring good jokes but in reality just steals them like some troon from twitter
>>724005353reminder that they have feelings and are likely crying on their discord now because everyone made fun of them
Don't panic. Demons use diamonds and souls to power their UFO craft. The bigger the diamond, the more it lasts. Demons have 4 UFO bases: 1)Moon 2)Inside fake mountain Kailash in Tibet 3)In lake Baikal in Russia 4)In Atlantis which is underneath the Mariana Trench in Pacific Ocean. There are no aliens. Nobody lives on other planets.Airplanes that go down are hit by demons because they need the airspace to fight Jesus. Antichrist is pale with red eyes. He's possessed by Satan since he's 12 years old. He flies very fast; deceived people will say that "Christ is here; Christ is there". Sometimes, he wears blue robe over left shoulder while red robe is underneath. He wears gloves to hide long nails. He's surrounded by demons who appear as angels of light. Antichrist will trick people to believe that he can do mountain moving and resurrection (using holograms); fire from the sky is easy (considering the gases from pollution in the atmosphere).Don't go into a UFO to be healed by demons. Green 666 is given by isotope rays on wrist or forehead when people stretch hands to receive small plastic grey card with no name on it (World Passport). Police will microchip and isotope ray people on the highways. Microchipped people will be influenced by computers to take grey plastic card; but when they do, 666 is given. Food stores will isotope ray people too. Antichrist will also release prisoners to mark people. Reject 666 at all cost because it leads to permanent hell.If you're about to be marked, pray the Jesus prayer. Hide with Orthodox Christians to escape 666; leave all electronics behind so that antichrist's minions can't track you. Burn documents because they're from Satan. Give to charity in the name of Archangel Michael; he rescues people from temporary hell twice a year (or brings them up a level, that is, to a level with less punishment; eventually, people are freed). Feed the pigeons; when pigeons bow down, people are saved from temporary hell.
>>724002271>>724002363>>724002389based beaverposters
>>723977716Good one
>>724005053>>724005204>>724005312>>724005408>>724005476
>>723977692I can imagine gabens smug face on a yacht somewhere in the ocean while pressing enter to launch this glorious update, suicide rate in china and russia will skyrocket LMAO
>>724005157Dont you find this kind of…strange? How quickly everyone just left
>>724005631Gabe shut it down.
>>724005631people realized theres nothing left to discuss so people moved on to other threads
GABEA FIVE FOR YOU
>>723994084kekyweky
>>723980001Fucking newfag
>>724005631The thread died just as fast at CS2's economy lmao
>>723977716Savage.
>>724005734I dont know, Ive never seen a sticky fizzle out like this before. This thread is moving slower than just random ass off topic threads on the catalogue. Normally people keep spamming until the thread archives. Everyone just straight up left. I think this proves the point that this never should have been made a sticky to begin with if it cant even sustain interest after the fact.
>>723998058still repliedloser
>723977692>723977716oh great, this pajeet samefag is spamming threads now cause of all these sheep replying to him
>>724005939There are only so many ways to make fun of chinks and ziggers killing themselves
>>724005939I heard 6 Big Boogey cock inside her pussy and 12 Big Boogey cock inside Ass and cum dripping x ray and getting pregnant
>>724005939yeah this sticky was a mistake, should've just been the evangelion song embed and thats it
>>723977716Aqua WON
>>724005973I am not doing that. I have not made one single post ever since the sticky and I will stay low for some time. Not from India btw.
>>724005989but you’re missing the point. The interest was never there to begin with. If everyone leaves the second its not a sticky, it shouldnt have been a sticky in the first place. Im outta here myself, what a pointless thread.
