Gardevoirchads, we wonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JtuxmEiYl4
Wrong board >>>/vp/
not even a kiss, enough with this bait shit
>>724052549haha he showed his ass and peepee to his gardevoir when changing in the room lol
>>724052549that's a male gardevoir.
It made me smile
>>724052549dis nigga solved a problem he created and nothing else. loser
I wish I had a loyal short stack with psychic powers. Also why is that grown man dreaming about battling a little girl and not like Lance or some shit
>>724052549Is this what the official anime looks like now, or is this like an offshoot thing?
dude looks like a fag, he totally bottom on his male garde
why is the animation so bad?
>>724052549SEEEEEXOOOOOOOOOO
>>724052549waitgardevoir are flat?
>>724054682no, the anime just like the games is still shit made for toddlers only, i have given up on expecting anything quality from this franchise ever again
Fucking christ these kids all have macrocephaly!
>>724054854male coded
gardevoir can listen while my lvl99 lopunny and i celebrate our latest win in the bedroom
>>724054982soft lolicon
>>724052549Did he really change his clothes right in front of gardevoir
>>724054893>made for toddlers and adult furries
>>724054681He’s those posters that obsess over the preschooler trainers
>>724054681It was a memory in a dream. He participated in a tournament, was defeated, and gave up his dream as a Pokemon trainer to work a job that makes money. His Gardevoir secretly accompanied him on his job, using Teleport to move out of the way of his field of vision.
>>724052549
>>724054681>short stackbro, that's not a stack. you could ice skate on that flatness
>>724055371yeah but if im honest theres a lot of pokemon i would fuck, doesn't change the fact the frenchise went to shit a long time ago tho
safest pokemon and surface level milquetoast shit.
>>724055726It's still niceI would like to live with my loyal Gardewife. Not everything has to be high-impact mating press cumflation breeding sex you know
>>724055502Flat Gardie is just the best when drawn right.
>>724052549>our gamu didn't sell so gud >USE AI TO GEN ANIMU QUIKRY TO FIRE UP THE WAIFU STUPID GAIJIN!! >:D
Stop fucking pokemon
>>724052549Reminder that only the pure hearted can wield Gardevior, canonically. If even a single degenerate thought crossed your mind, he/she would know instantly, and if those feelings were to grow so dark to the point of endangerment, teleport out of your life forever.
>>724054429Same thing.
>>724052549stop using male charactersworthless gender
>>724057581source: your ass
>>724056848sauce, couldn't reverse search it
>>724052549We haven't truly won until we get our garde dating sim.
>>724052549KinoGardevoir supremacy
>>724058059With handholding
>>724057851>never played the game/watched the shows/read the official card descriptionsPleb
>>724058324I've read the old shit. it mentions her being able to read emotions, but nothing about "being pure of heart" or any gay shit like that, just cool black hole shit. I'm not a child so no, I haven't read the cards or newer stuff.
>>724058163And headpats.
>post cute gardevoir>"guys what if.... LE MALE HEHEHAHEHAHEA"
>>724058458and big happy family correction
>>724058535I wish human men were real.
>>724058437Read the new shit. Gardevior's won't even allow themselves to be SEEN by trainers unless their good, nonharmful nature draws them. Not saying you're one of them, but all filthy, perverted creepos are out of luck. I wouldn't be surprised if TPC added the new lore in response to all the smut and hentai being made of her.
>>724057581Nice. Good to know the droolers would be left alone crying on some stump
>>724052549>we won
>>724058693They havent done so for like 20 years and they knew about it for atleast 15 of thatIf anything things like Tsareena and salazzle is proof they are leaning in on that, so expect canon gardevoir babymaking
>>724058693Point to a source. All the pokedex entries all the way up through Legends Z-A are about seeing the future, giving its life to protect its trainer, or creating black holes.
>>724058671Those grippers would not be safe with me aroundNor would gardevoirs be ready to be a mother of 20+ ralts
>>724058693>Put Gardevoir in the Human Like Egg Group several generations after introduction.>Freakleaks happened>They made a life size plushie after thatIt all cancelled out.Nothing can stop it.No matter what they do, they can come up with the most anti-sex entries, it is too late. And it's their own fault for trying to fleece that demographic
>>724058996>Freakleaks happenedQrd?
>>724059134
>destroys a man so badly that he gives up on his dreams
>implying they don't want it more than you do
>>724052549Gardevoir sexo in bedroom confirmed
You are assigned a really skittish gardevoir to take care of, think of it as hosting abused rescue animals and the like.She jolts and scurries away if you get close, flinches at attempted touches and wont eat unless you're not in the same room.She warms up to you eventually but it goes too far and now she can't eat without you feeding her and she has a cataclysmic panic attack if she loses sight of you for 5 seconds. She also now clings to you to sleep or she will have night terrors.
>>724052549Darwin award MC, what was his fucking plan?
>>724052549Beyond based
>>724058948Again, watch the show, read the cards.
>>724059313I just want her to be happy. Not broken levels of co-dependent.
>>724059134>Qrd?Guess
>>724059156Sounds like a folktale.
>>724054682no silly tendie
>>724059313>She warms up to you eventually but it goes too far and now she can't eat without you feeding her and she has a cataclysmic panic attack if she loses sight of you for 5 seconds. She also now clings to you to sleep or she will have night terrors. I remember I was writing a story a long time ago about an abandoned Gardevoir being unresponsive to rehabilitation, but I abandoned it because I was just writing for its own sake and couldn't think of an ending. I should have fucking done this.Oh well, hindsight 20/20
>>724059546Of course it does, of course it does
>>724059232Haha imagine having a really sexually aggressive gardevoir that would be terrible haha
>>724059474>Hypnoliterally did nothing wrong.
>>724059668Actually true.
saltyxodium is a shit artist.
>>724052549Imagine
>>724059453Things must get worse before they get betterShe will wean off of you after you knock her up a few times, but the pregnancies will be even worse
>>724059972I'll give her the offspring she deserves.
>>724055483I'm not saying I would but I would
>>724060105it’s a guy btw
>>724052549Remember to love your Gardevior.
>>724060093When will they ever fucking learn....
>>724060190shut up, fag. It wasn't funny the first 20 times either
>>724058532>what the fuck why is this pokemon call Sirknight male?
>get home late in the evening from a long trip away>sneak in so you don't disturb your gardevoir in case she is sleeping>hear soft sobbing from the living room>peek in>your gardevoir is crying tears of happiness while cuddling her babies
>>724059668typical victim blaming
Gardevoir is made for garbador rape.
I like when they draw the pokemon cute and feminine but without having to add huge tits, oversized hips, etc.Kind of like in >>724059232
>>724052549damn, imagine being a grown man going in front of a completely packed stadium and likely on live TV and everyone sees you lose to this and you'd have to live with that for the rest of your life, that would be super embarrassing haha
I want to iron head all Gardevoirs to death
>>724060675>throw psychic/fairy type against steel/fairy typeHe deserved it.
>>724060675yeah haha i hope she doesnt make me her slave afterwards haha
>>724060790Imagine being so whipped the only way you can express sexual interest is to be subserviant, like nigga you're meant to correct brats not want to be corrected.
>Have you seen this Gardevoir?>Last sighted in unknown suspect delibird delivery van
Be sure to give your gardevoir lots of affectionYou don't want to wake up paralyzed with her straddling you, taking what she is owed because you couldn't pick up on the hints
>>724060675>lose>look like a bitch losing to a kid in front of everyone>win>look like an asshole for crushing a kid's dreams in front of everyone
>>724060862Oh no!?
Happy Hex Maniac
who the hell wants sex with ralts line, it's literally a fucking stick figure
>>724060919>30 eggs later
>>724058693>Gardevior's won't even allow themselves to be SEEN by trainers unless their good, nonharmful nature draws themKEKEH!
>>724060970Even the anime doesn't draw her on model.
>>724061039You underestimate horn, have something that looks like a dress or a bow and guys will boink it.
>>724061039>not pleasuring her with your cock the size of her waistlinengmi
>>724061039>a fucking stick figureThat's right!
>>724061039Stop starving your Gardevoir retard
stick erotic
My female gardevoir keeps bringing home women with the power of her psychic powers and presents them as a gift. I don't understand. Why is she doing this!?
>>724056412>Not everything has to be high-impact mating press cumflation breeding sex you know
Arceus won
>>724059409>googlenot a source
>>724060862God how terrible, I pity the souls that suffer such a horrible fatehttps://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
>>724058996The "amorphous" egg group didn't make any sense to begin with it's a wonder why they didn't change her(male) sooner
>>724062625bigly
>>724055280
that's the stuff
>>724063014dogola
>>724063170
>>724052549Thinking about Lucario.
>>724052549the most embarrassing incel thread I've seen today, well done
sticc
>>724063614homo
>>724060750Based Klinklang CHAD
>>724063615
bigg
for me it's Cinderace
>>724061039Out of 10!
>>724063615Kirlia is so cute and I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER think of doing something untoward with her.
>>724064110The mightiest need
>>724063614seething troon
>>724058036Fir3born is the artist
Canon Pokemon wives
>>724064954qt
>>724057354I still need to find that image of Professor Juniper saying that
>>724064942This will create a population crisis since Pokemon can only birth PokemonHumanity is doomed if all the men go after their waifumon
>>724063615sex
>>724065080It's okay, Pokemon has 10/10 human girls who breed early to help balance the scales
>>724059409>anime and tcgliterally non-canon
>>724061039>PLAP PLAP PLAP>MAKE A EGG MAKE A EGG>PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>724064954>Her smile and Mega Evolution: Restored
>>724059232>>724059664>gardevoir(male)
You'd need your Kirlia to reach level 30 to evolve, which most people wouldn't manage
>>724064954So cuteI almost got into Pokemon again because of her alone
>>724065402
>>724063615I wouldn't even evolve KirliaThe green/blue body is better
>>724065586You could train your cute Kirlia and just give it an Everstone as a wedding ring if you prefer your waifumon to be loli sized.
>>724065496congrats on being #50 in the thread making that joke
>Gardevoir thread>Almost no Saltyxodium contentThe man pretty much started the gardevoir trendmost of the fanarts in this thread wouldn't exist without him, show some respect.
>>724065852Just look at those (nonexistent)breastsliterally a man's chestalso the japanese name is SIR(k)night
digimon better
>>724065935>Saltyxodium contentFuck off with that offmodel shit
Mawile deserved to win. She's an even better wife.
>>724065935you should feel bad for the poor quality of b8 you are posting
>>724065958you already said both of these things several times ITT, we get it, you're a fag seething at hetkino, we get it
>>724064954reminded me of DAGASI's art
>>724064954God that's so cute.
>gosling.jpg
>>724066525Fug
>>724060970what's wrong with her face
>>724066525I get the appeal but it doesn't interest me. When you deviate from the original design and character this much it loses the charm. It's too common, NTR artists especially are the worst offenders.
>>724066792
>>724065935>the man pretty much started the gardevoir trendI like him but this is clearly baitt. been fapping to garde family since 2007
>>724067018didn't mean to quote
>>724060970Cute Maniac trying to hijack the Garde short.
>>724065935>The man pretty much started the gardevoir trendare you some manner of toddler
>>724063614YWNBAG
>>724066525When you realize that he draws one body type, he is garbage dump tier
>>>/vp/
I always thought Gardevoir was inspired by Schierke.
>>724052549>shamelessly ripping off Palword lollmao
>>724068124foolishness
>>724067607No.
>takes off boxers before leaving the house
>>724068309You have an entire board where you can discuss sex with Pokemon. Why do you refuse to use it?
>>724068447because I don't have to
I've only seen this and the Primeape one, but these Pokétoons seem quite good. What's the consensus on them?
>>724064954>the pleasure from the trainer cumming inside
>>724052549absolutely disgusting
>>724064110
>>724064954She's pregnant btw.
>>724069021cute trainer storage
He got naked in front of his Gardevoir?
>>724069203
>>724069241Spam more porn that'll show em.
>>724052549and then they fucked right?
queers keep getting uppity. Of course, mods won't ban THEM
Just move it to >>>/trash/ already you stupid worthless tranny janny
>>724069094stop that, I don't wanna be collateral
I will not lewd my Pokemon.I will not lewd my Pokemon.You cannot make me lewd my Pokemon.
>>724069285Hell yes.
>>724068447Cultural superiority
>>724052549>men only want one thing and its beautiful
>>724064954Instant marriage
>>724069383what if the lewd is inherent to the pokemen, are you not going to catch them all?
>>724069285they can't make babies btw
>single male living alone with his GardevoirDo trainers really?
>>724069604xXx_NiGgErKi(Ri)LLa_xXx
>>724069579>human-like egg groupWrong, they can and will.
>>724069639>chairclattering.jpg
>>724069727>the chest spikewhat happens if you hug her from the front?
>>724069639I'm sure that if Pokémon were real, all the somewhat attractive female Pokémon would already be taken by chads.
>>724069461What does Gardevoir do when it needs to take a shit?
>>724069819She goes into climax.
>>724054681>Short stack>Is just short You guys just throw out terms.Flat garde best
>>724069828She uses the toilet.
>>724054604That's pretty much the lines type. Pure and kinda stupid, needing the protection of the Gardevoir/Gallade.
>>724068282Palworld copied from Sinnoh folklore retardo-sama
>>724069828Use the fucking toilet like everybody else except maybe you
>>724069534There is no Pokemon inherently lewd! You're lying! And even if there is, I sinoly will not lewd her!
>>724069639"Single?"
So why the fuck did they name this Pokémon "Sir Knight"?
>>724070268Who cares about the faggot Japanese name?
>>724070268The answer is under the dress
>>724069727Someone better have used that spike swaying as animation reference.
>>724052549where's her canonically large breasts?
>>724054745Because it's AI gen'd
>>724052549You guys told me that pokephilia wans't really a thing....
>>724070268read the pokedex
>>724059409none of that says the trainer has to be pure of heart, just that they have to have positive emotions (rare candy works to by the way) and that Gardevoir herself is pure of heart and devoted to her trainer.
So here is the real question: is Gardevoir breedable?
men only want one thing and it’s disgusting
>>724070805got moved to the human egg group
>>724070805Yes dumbass. Go look up egg groups.
>>724061039Sticks are hot
>>724059474>SlakingHe did nothing wrong.
>>724052549This will surely reverse Japan's disastrous birth rates
>>724070826>on one hand: it's not incest if they're not blood related>on the other hand: where's the fun in that?
What is sex with a Gardevoir like?
>been trying for almost a week and not one shiny ralts in za, let alone the alpha girl of my dreamsGuess that gyaru bunny was just a slut to show up so fast.
>>724052549Why didn't he evolve Ralts to a Gallade
>>724052549>watch it>didn't even notice there weren't any subs untill I read someone comment about it.Have I made it?
>>724052549>lost to a little girl with a mawilekek
>>724071091They spend 90% of their time having sex and not training. Can’t really blame them
>>724065935His flat garde stuff is good but the rest is too fucked.
ok, give me the best doujins
>>724069262>>724069461They're fucking like rabbits everyday...
>>724071310Post the full comic.
>>724069262>>724069461>makes her sleep on the floor
>>724052549>mawile's horn is the thing that does the grawwrr noise in mawile's cryhow the fuck didn't I figure this out
>>724071249TC Girls Begins their Nightlife [Benjiboyo]
>>724071441>moves off the floor>THUNDERBOLT
>>724062681>>724065249The cards and the show that are peddling the new lore are considered canon. Since when are they not? Keep swathing in cope and denial for you would never catch one. At least you could take comfort in the reality that your unshowered stench would save them from getting in mile radius to read the minds/hearts of uncultured swine, thank Arceus.
>>724068124pretty sure she's just inspired by those paper dolls japan makes to protect against bad weather.
>>724070992Lots of leg locking.
>>724070739So you would drug your Gardevior into compliance? You sick fuck.
>>724071032he's a poorfag who has to do one of the worst wagie jobs of all time to get by, you think he can afford a dawn stone?
>>724059546That's what it is, they made a bunch of those.The real interesting thing about that leak was most of the censorship requests coming not from Nintendo of America but from Nintendo Europe, even a concern about negro watermelons was europe
>>724070610no I think it's just human incompetence
>>724057276More like:>people are talking about how hot the digimon bitches are, quickly throw some fanservice to pokefuckers so they don't forget about us!
>>724057276>didn't sell so goodBro it sold 6 million in a week, you niggas are delusional.
>>724071441he's trained to stay on that mat for hours. the head piece delivers an electric shock when he disobey
>>724071989>anon really thinks that TCP cares about Digimon>I don't think about you at all.jpg
>>724071684She's a datura flower.
>>724071989bro no one cares about digimon
>>724071310>Gardevoir>In Gen 5 part 1Replace that thing with Gothitelle
>>724072049That's mid af for a pokeslop game
>>724072238they only needed to sell like 200,000 copies to make back their budget
>>724068282>>724072238Kill yourself poser frogfaggot
>>724072490It feels like a stroke?
>>724069285this entire episode screams of "gardevoir orchestrated the entire thing". It's pretty obvious>Stalking>Messing with his dreams>Unironically disobeying him and stealing his mega pendant
>>724072785He's too stupid to survive without her, it's the only way.
>>724072483Stop moving the goalpost they did pokemon yellow numbers in 2025 in a digital sale market. No amount of cope can hide the truth.
>>724072785What is she trying to say? Not everyone's a damn mind reader.
>>724069639The whole'hood knows but theres rules against it
>>724072864you are barking nonsense. go take a shower or something. You are just noise and smell at this point.
>>724070992lots of funny faces involved
>>724052549Arceus would be proud
>>724072785It's cannon that gardevoir get a little too clingy and possive. Fuck, half of his movepool is about restraint, capture and control with some pretty dark evil moves like dream eater too.I'm pretty sure that's one of those mons that gets a surprisingly high number of "it's not the mon, it's the trainer" posts online whenever drama occurs.
>>724073453>his
>>724073216All according to her master plan
>>724073624>sir
>>724065586>Trainer doesn't fuck his Kirlia in the sourceTerrible case of blue balls. I need some good Gardevoir hentai NOW. My penis is itching.
>>724073921
>>724073843
>>724073987
/v/ will NOT convince me to fuck Pokèmon
Now post her pregnant
>>724072218he traded
>>724074107
>>724073987No, only slow play and positive reafirmations with lots of huggs and kisses.
>>724073453>whenever drama occurs.Anon are you implying that Gardevoirs are rapists? Because rape implies non consent, and Gardevoirs can simply force the victim to consent with psychic powers.Personally I think that there's close to zero cases of Gardevoir drama online, but mostly because they can cover their tracks very well.
>>724074107Ok, but what if they had cool boobs though?
>>724074243>>724074430This is tempting, but my will is strong and my mind is a steel trap.
Find a girl who looks at you the same way Gardevoir looks at her trainer.
All garde sex is slow, lovey dovey and results in pregnancyShe's drinking HP Up and massaging her womb right now
>>724057581Gardevoirs are not robots, they have a personality.So if one is into it, it will stay
>>724074587can you not man
so hes still staying a wagie instead of trying to become a pokemon champion again?
>>724059409Dude ai doesn't count
>>724074830he got too old to be a real trainer. He'd be an NPC at most.
>>724057581There's absolutely nothing degenerate about loving your pokemon
>>724054429penis under 4 inches=basically female
>>724074587what the fuck man
>>724074601so the green helmet is hair right? he pushes the hair clip right into it. dumb looking haircut
>>724074704Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEEEED THIISSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAASorry, people. Lost control there.
>>724074587that's a grotesque scolipede, jesusi hate that scolipede is so popular as a coomerbait mon because 99% of the art of it is fucking abhorrentjust let me coom to bugs in peace without flooding every site with this slop
>>724057581wholesome lovey dovey babymaking sex with pokemon isn't degenerate, you fucking homo
Gardevoirs are literally built to be loving mothers
>>724074587can you man
>>724074587Yeah, no. Flamethrower for this one.
>>724074587>corn syrup diet
>>724059474>VaporeonWhere's lapras?
>>724074587>shota semen diet
>>724074587american bughorse
>>724075162it was drawn by a clout-chasing secondary obviously
>>724052549Why has Gardevoir endured while Lopunny was forgotten?
Green or pink?I might get my tablet out
>>724057581lmaoGardevoir's ability is Trace. They're empaths. They literally copy your mindset. If a coomer trains a Gardevoir the worst WILL happen.Where the fuck is the blackguard gardevoir/gallade side evo this shit writes itself
>>724075298LoLbunny is a shameless slut. Gardevoir is a beautiful flower.
>Gardevoir finds out your significant other is cheating on you.How long do they have to live?
>>724075298garde has the waifu factor no other mon has matched since. lopunny has nothing but the sex appeal, so every time they do another sexy mon she becomes a little less relevant.
>>724075375But my significant other is my Gardevoir???
>>724075298Human egg group.
>>724075375They wouldnt allow for a significant other in the first place
>>724075375>Hypnosis>Dream Eaterdone, no significant other other than Gardevoir.
>>724073987What a freak
>>724075162weren't there 2 versions of the exact same story, one with octyllery and one with lapras?
>>724070237Kek
>>724075357Gallade was already the side evo. At best it'd be a regional form for him. Though Garde would obviously also need one and I don't know which way they'd go for an "evil Garde" form.
>>724075162Retarded toxotranny.
If garde ever gets a regional form, itll be knightess steel/fairy gardevoir and wizard gallade
>>724075058>just let me coom to bugs in peaceI'm curious, what do you think of hollow knight and bug fables anon?
>>724074521But what have you got to lose though?
I will keep my gardevoir warm, safe and pregnant
So if a human mates with a Pokemon is the offspring always a Pokemon or could it be a human or even some sort of hybrid? Because if the former it's literally a genetic dead end. You are literally killing the human race by having sex with Pokemon.
>>724076489>You are literally killing the human raceAnd the downside is?
>>724075298Better design, was here first, 3 stage evolution, psychic supremacytake your pick.
>>724076489What if the offspring of human-pokemon has a chance of having humans with other humans?
>>724076489The only official case of human x pokemon sex we know of created the universe, so it can't be that bad.
>>724075345featureless
>>724076787But how did arceus get a human man without the universe to hold him in?
>>724076302good gamesnot a lot of coom from hollow knight though
>>724076787That's not the only case and yes >>724076489it's seemingly always results in a Pokemon offspring.
wish i had a wife to come home to everyday
>>724076489according to the official lore documents...>dude fucks lapras and gets a human son>dude gets a bunch of ursaring wives because he killed the males and they need to continue the species>woman gets raped by slaking, gives birth to slakoth>woman gets raped by typhlosion, gives birth to human childit goes either way
>>724075298gardevoir is cool, lopunny is just kind of lame
>thread dying to autosagejannies are gay desu
>>724075298Lopunny looks retarded? They're made up of oblongs.
post porn NOW
>>724075480this bikini not ok>>724076459this sloppa bikini is ok>>724072490this sloppa is not ok, even though it's just weird, not remotely lewdpicrelated is me under janny tyranny
>>724077126i dunno, there are people with psychic powers in the pokemon world, odds are they have a pokemon ancestor to enable those.
>>724077572I'm just saying from the official examples, the offspring have been Pokemon.
Shoutout to /spt/ on /trash/
>>724077632At least post Gardevoir.
>>724077632>Posting that failed shillmonDisgraceful
>>724077632>>724077739style tags for these?
>>724077739>>724077804>Off model slop
>>724077784I'd catbox them, but it's down. Oh well.
