Okay, so WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THIS EP 2 ENDING? WE JUST GOT NTR'ED WTF WTF WTF WTF
>>724213036why was she putting her hand on my cheek when she had a boyfriend? that's fucked
the tomboy is better anyway
>>724213095>why was she putting her hand on my cheek when she had a boyfriend? that's fuckedYou joke but it truly is fucked up, what the fuck were the devs thinking? also spoiler your spoilers anon, let others experience the game too
>>724213036It's very obvious she's evil and Phenomenal Man, or whatever the fuck his name was, is an oblivious retard/red herring. We'll likely end up with the bitch girl Laura Bailey (the game was made by Critical Role) voiced and not some literal who VA
>>724213268>(the game was made by Critical Role)Oh, that's what smelled.
>>724213036>what is monkey branching
>>724213268>It's very obvious she's evilmore than likely honestly
>>724213268>the game was made by Critical Rolewhy did no one mention this fucking dropped
does anyone have the webm of her being a brunette actually
>>724213498Especially considering how awfully friendly she acts, and we got more backstory of Invisigirl in a couple of scenes than anything about Blonde Blazer. Plus, we are leading our own discount Guardian of Galaxy team. We will need a big enemy to fightI have seen so many modern shows and movies that I can literally pick apart all the plot from the first episode
>>724213327>>724213656Anon I....
Checked the achiveements.There is one achievement with a moustache "Let me make love to you again" or something so I assume Blonde girl will be able to fuck and heal her realtionship with himandone achievement about a vengeance path,and evil mentor, so I assume Robert will be able to go evil-ish at the end.
>>724213834Hey, don't look at me, I didn't spend a cent, I don't even like these kinds of games.
>>724213970Oh good Christ get a hold of yourself Anon
>>724213970I wonder if we'll be able to go full incel and all kill off both BB and Invisibitch. I can't stand either of those 2.
>>724214926They were written by Californian millennials, so they're obviously obnoxious
Not bothering with discount Invincible until the full chapters repack is offered. Also discount invincible is a laughable premise for any game. When Invincible itself is discount capeshit
>blondie isn't blond>also isn't fitWhat else she lies about?
>>724217106 being on birthcontrol
>>724217150Thats hot
So if all the scenes are datamined why hasn't someone just made all the episodes available yet instead of the retarded nonsensical wait while chuds spoil everything.
>>724217150Lots of females do because birth control really ruins their attitude and overall quality of life, so they just say that they are on it.
>>724213036Uhhhhh.
>>724218494Oh cool I'm in the players by country listueueueueueeueueue>>724217150picrel
>>724217106>blondie isn't blondWhen I was a kid, my hair was blonde. Now, it's brown. So, you can't really tell if a white person is blonde or not genetically just by their current color of hair.
>10m$ revenue for a 5 hour gamelmao, biggest scam of the century
>>724213036Those who live by cuckoldry shall die by cuckoldry
>>724218494Russians are truly incels of slavs.
>>724213095Because women cannot be trusted. >Phenomaman just seems like a nice and thoughtful, but boring guy.If there’s one thing women hate, it’s being bored.
>>724213095Because they can work with this (her boyfriend is into cuckholdry)
>>724213036I didn't buy/pirate it, and I'm not even surprised. Because modernity.
>>724218632Nah, you just lost your genetic purity from a diet of goyslo and Sneed oils. Your children will have dark hair AND black eyes
>>724218807What makes blonde hair “pure” you faggot?
>>724218397>Woman goes on birth control >Gets in a relationship beta male chump like Phenomenaman>Woman stops birth control >No longer attracted to the beta bux cuck and cheats on himWhy are they like this?
>>724213095Have you ever been to a college? That's like the most common things with females.one boyfriend, one fuckbuddy, one they actually like. In my college, this was so popular trope that we considered cheating a normal thing. No one really had hard feelings toward each other.
>socially retarded zoom-zoom anons who never had girls into them IRL shidding and crying themselves about how ep2 ending is about getting cuckedwhen in reality bb is monkey branching onto you and literally breaks up phenomenaman in tokyo lmao
>>724219704Monkey branching is cuckoldry you retard.
>>724219704The relationship was clearly going to shit regardless.NTR is soul poison that makes people have cuck shit constantly on the mind.
>>724217106I assume the pendant is what turns her super saiyan.
>NTR is soul poison WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!
>>724213036>didn't kiss BB>she spends the entire second episode backtracking so badly you'd think we spent the night fucking>now the game tries to NTR me even though there's zero romantic tension from Robert's side>rejected the dinner because I genuinely didn't want to goI see Telltale is still doing "your choices matter, but they don't" after over a decade.
not releasing all the episodes at once so they can shield themselves from bad review with "it's not even all out yet guys, come on" is such a slimy move
>>724219704>zoom-zooms are into nice, healthy reletionshipsThe millennial brain can't comprehend this.
>>724220050Or just dont inser yourself as a looser. Love ntrs, never saw myself as a cuck protag, always as a blond Chad or bald ojisan.
>>724219148Zoomzooms are fucking broken, wow.
>>724220143It's 100% to hide the fact that they have maybe 3 episodes worth of content, it's insane it's advertised as "eight episodes" when one episode is 30 minutes compared to TWD episodes being 2 and a half hours
>>724220201I mean, millennial culture went from emo masochistic, self-harming schizophrenia to woke tranny shit.And Zoomers grew up in such a culture, so many of them are starved of love and compassion.
>>724220143Its to prevent retards from binging it in one night and complaining for lack of content like you do with wow and other games.Just stop being shut in incel and games last longer.
>>724220456Most zoomers grew up in chaos and uncertainty, when being pushed around and bashed like you're as bad as Hitler is only Tuesday. Of course they'll strive for that.
>>724219704>>socially retarded zoom-zoom anons who never had girls into them IRL shidding and crying themselves about how ep2 ending is about getting cucked>when in reality bb is monkey branching onto you and literally breaks up phenomenaman in tokyo lmaoMonkey branching is cuckolding for both sides idiot, BB is a whore!
>>724213036Looks like capeshit so no wonder it's cuckshit.
>>724213036Going for the negative IQ blonde when your team is full of hotter and wittier women who would also be more fun in bed is mindboggling to me.
What is ep 3 out already?
>>724221354No people are spoiling themselves with the datamined shit like retards. But at the same time the devs left this shit in here so its on them too.
This game is just video files being played, right?
>>724221425It wouldn’t surprise me if the devs don’t care. The episode 2 cliffhanger was really goddamn stupid given all the marketing, and the leaks confirming you’re not getting cucked confirmed it’s not going to be a rugpull
>>724219148To call your generation doomed would be a gross understatement.
>>724220823No, it's only cuckoldry fort hose who get cheated on.
>>724219148Even in the most cyberpunk dystopias this shit is too far and behaving like this is still considered subhuman. How did we end up in such a fucking horrible timeline?
>>724220339>>724221879>says people who grew up with cuckold college movies like eurotrip
>>724222032Ah yes, that's me. Can't make it through the week without watching ... Eurotrip.
>>724213036A girl you just met, being in a relationship, is not NTR
>>724222003Nigga, have you read ancient Greek mythology? At least some part of it, before Christianity, cheating was the norm.
>>724221508>and the leaks confirming you’re not getting cucked confirmed it’s not going to be a rugpullexplain, ease my pain please anon
>>724221508I'm not getting cucked because I don't care about BB
>>724213095>>724213195>>724218749
>>724222468No, I'm not bumping your thread
>>724213036I want to buy this game, but only if you can romance the tomboy? Is it confirmed?
This weekly waiting is killing meHow did I even do it with TWD back in the day?
>>724222636How's pointing out a woman's bad behavior while she's in a exclusive relationship makes me an incel?
>>724222468Yes, I'm bumping your thread
>Trailer starts>Immediately see "Critical Role">Close out of the store page
>>724222201>Nigga, have you read ancient Greek mythology?>fucking mythologyYou retarded zoomnigger how could you even attempt to use mythos, FICTION, as an argument for your generations mindbroken hedonism? Most of Greece would put your life on a timer for an expensive fine if they didn't kill you outright. The only place that wouldn't was Sparta and that's because they were retarded barbarians with a cuck fetish that nobody else liked.Torpedoing yourself like the monkey you are.
>>724223041>You retarded zoomnigger how could you even attempt to use mythos, FICTION, as an argument for your generations mindbroken hedonism?>fictionnot for ancient Greeks.
Tomboy
>>724223243pedantry
>>724218494>>724218719Russia only gets lots of sales because after they killed argentina and turkey its around the cheapest way to buy games for all the games that don't block ruskie sales since the ruble is destroyed, all those russian sales are made by people with russian currency accounts not by russians.Ruskies pirate all their games, braindead retard
>>724222468She already planned on breaking up with not omniman at the dinner, which is why she didn't want you there
>>724223715>She already planned on breaking up with not omniman at the dinner, which is why she didn't want you therea lil better sure, but she is still a whore, is she ATLEAST still a virgin? or is she used goods and her pussy is gigantically open from the moustache hero penis?
>>724223857People don't find that kind of body attractive
>>724223882Skibidi.
>>724223857We don't know.Given how much of a colossal 'sperg he is, it's possible.
>>724223882fake musclesamulet of kings from oblivion turns her into a better man (of woe)
>>724223857>blonde bitch from LA>everything is fakeit checks out>>724223882your kind aint people
>>724213036You actually thought you were getting wholesome romance, in 2025? Have you been living under a rock as to who controls the game industry now?
>>724213168She's fucking unbearable bitch.
>>724224052>Have you been living under a rock as to who controls the game industry now?incel chud trumpists?
>>724214926Same, I hate them.
>>724213036Buy an ad.
>>724223956>it's possible.ITS POSSIBLE WHAT ANON, ANOOOOON
>>724223882I find that kind of body attractive, but not with the personality piloting it.
>>724223857>or is she used goods and her pussy is gigantically open from the moustache hero penis?too big for her :( hope Sonar fits
>>724224342SHE IS A VIRGIN, THEY DON'T HAVE SEX.
She's a bit corny
>>724223857Funnily enough the man himself confirms that they never even once had sex cause they're not biologically compatible.
>>724224504> the man himself confirms that they never even once had sex cause they're not biologically compatible. HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN ANON, IS IT AN ACTUALLY BIGGUS DICKUS MOMENT?
>>724224608He has a laser dick or something.
>>724224608He's an alien anon he might not even have a dick
>>724224504NTRBROS, WE KEEP LOSING
>>724219148damn
>>724224504I'm not going to lie, i always find this shit lame when they do this. They are adults, just let them fuck, she doesn't need to be a "prime virgin" or something when she's already probably been tounge violated over 100 times, its just unrealistic
>>724224504How the fuck is that even possible? Can he not even put his dick in?
>>724224660>>724224695>>724224504>>724224342>>724223956By the way, this achievement, counters every single thing you guys just said about her being a virgin.
Gotta say I'm surprised how well Aaron Paul did with Boberto's role. Kinda weird not hearing him say "yo" every three words tho
>>724224887AAAAAAAAIEEEEEFUCKK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK THIS GAMEREFUNDINGAIEEEEEEEE
>>724224838>I NEED MY GIRLFRIEND TO HAVE HAD SEX WITH A BILLION PEOPLE OR ELSE IT'S SHITOk cuck.
>>724224838Cuck
>>724223524>chainsmoking astmathic who's superpower is that she goes invisible when she holds her breathTextbook bpd chick no wonder you guys love her
>>724224949The issue is that if you fuck a virgin, you're kinda forced to marry her, at least morally speaking.
>>724224838It's fiction my nigga let yourself dream for once
>>724213656https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xngBF-sWsLg
>>724223705
>>724219148You make me sad, AnonI'm a pathetic, lonely failure and yet your hollow, connectionless existence still makes me sad.
>>724225090Pigs are such human-like animals. Why do we eat them?
>>724224838I love how you retards who always pretend to have this attitude of "I just don't care bro" always expose yourself since if you actually didn't care about their sex life you also wouldn't care if she WAS a virgin instead of this active desire for her to have had sex before which is just creepy and weird.
>>724224838betterman>>724225025thy just want a brown girl to beat them down like the one from Cowboy Bebop
>>724225128because they taste good
>>724224887can someone fucking say this shit is fake
>>724225128Because they taste good
>>724223882You are joking, right?
>>724225169Unless you see it animated, take everything with a grain of salt.The original leaker claimed BB wasn't even a romance option, which was confirmed as bullshit
Literally what your wife does with your friends while you’re away on business trips
>>724225161>>724225190Their meat is all fat. Not tasty at all.
>>724225190so do dogs if the Chinese are to be believed>>724225169so far all the leaks have been true. enjoy your stay :)
>>724225161>>724225190Human flesh tastes good, too. I tried it a few times.Far better than beef.
>>724225245>>724225271>so far all the leaks have been true. enjoy your stay :)which means she is a virgin then? please say yes, im a very emotional and autistic person in this matter
>>724225249and yet humans developed tech to not waste a single inch of itwhy would we do that if it wasn't tasty?surely you don't like for reasons that do not involve religion right anon
>Dispatch team is made up of convicts who deserve the electric chair at minimum> The main character is a bitch and wants a HR meeting with all of them to "know them better">when the invisible bitch gets back from the mission where she fucked up she starts bossing me around>no option to just shut her downit's just so annoying the be locked in the shoes of a faggot
>>724213036havent heard of this before. is it like a old Telltale game? i could go for a new Telltale-like game
The final fight leaks of invisigal route look uncharacteristically grittyNo heroics, MC just chokes the villain
>>724225365>why would we do that if it wasn't tasty?Because the body doesn't care as long as it can use it as energy.
>>724213036>flirting almost the moment she meets youBasically this. phenomaman just seems weird but doesn't seem like a bad dude. he probably talks about the weather while having sex and lets her do all the work.
>>724225367>Dispatch team is made up of convicts who deserve the electric chair at minimumso you didn't play the game got it
>>724213095There's a possibility that their whole relationship is for PR, like with celebs.
>>724225435we have the sandnigger burning down a building for fun during the gameplaythe regular nigger girl is an assassin, as in, she kills peopleplay the game faggot
>>724218494>10% russiansare these like female slavs or something? shouldnt the guys be off getting droned while riding a scooter?
>>724219148I would unironically be a school shooter if that crap happened to me.
How would sex with Coupé be like?
>>724225249fuck off abdul
>>724225565>a school shooter cause of bleeding holeembarrassing.
>>724223882a bit of muscle is fine.
why is the main girl a fucking whore? fuck blonde blazer
>>724225668I'd take down the biggest whores while i'm at it while sparing the men
I smell copious amounts of samefaggotry in that thread
>>724225674Her body is so hot, but she has a man's face.
>>724220514So it's too little game spread over too many episode? Gotcha.
>>724225768it could be so much worse
>>724225337anon she is a commiefornian in her mid twenties, she aint no virgin>>724225696apparently the "people" writing it think that monkeybranching isnt cheating
>>724222108>leads you on the entire night>kisses you back but denies it >gives you mixed signals the day after NTR to the highest degree
>>724225728Sorry my man I knew some decent women back in my school days, so I can't fully support your rampage.
>>724225853if they were massive whores then they weren't decent women
>>724220050that imageKratos out of fucking anyone will wage his wife for a switch2
>>724225607like this
>>724225801Her boobs disappeared.
Telltale batman any good? Or snoozefest?
>>724225249>Fat is not tastyFound the skinwalker guys
>>724220287you do not self insert as the faceless fat black nigga, fuck off dude
>>724225801Did you know that those steroidmaxxer females have crazy high libidos and want sex constantly?
>Witty>Charming>Loves music>Cute>Refuses to pay taxes as a fuck you to Israel>Loves animeI’ve seen enough. Invisibitch and Blonde Harlot can step aside.
>>724225956Yeah, that's what testosterone does to the body
>>724226203>black
>>724226203one big minus:>dyes hair pink and blue and straightens it outseriously, her mugshot looks a lot better than her hero outfit
>>724226203she ugly, i prefer invisibitch or that other devil girl
>>724226203SHE’S BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!
>>724225990Excellent game up to a point where you can literally befriend the Joker.Then, as a TT game if fumbles the ending
>>724226281Her mugshot is why I fell in love. Plus she’s from Michigan
>>724225512>electric chair for graffitifaggot
Episode 1 done. That was good. The synth wave songs make you reminisce about unrequited love though, so points off there for making me feel emotionally vulnerable.
Holy fuck, this has even less "gameplay" than Telltale's original games did.
The writing is sharp.
>Invisigirl is a confirmed slutwell that's a letdownthey could have written her in literally any way they want, and yet they choose this shit
>>724226203How can she be the best girl when she’s not even the best black girl in the game?
Watched up until the "hero" meets with the blonde chick.Woke sloppa. Woman jumps in to save the day rather than him dealing with it. The animation is poorly done, even at the start the other guard with the gun just stands there. The press conference is stupid, The Boys at least gets doing that right. No one disrespects supers because they are defacto kings.I can't take the millennial writing. saying Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck over and over again as a character doesn't make them endearing, it makes them annoying and I don't want to watch them. The blonde woman saying that they were skittle colored and can taste the rainbow of dicks in prison is objectively god awful writing. No one talks like that at a bar with someone they just met unless they are 13 or 14 years old trying to be as cringe as possible.CAn anyone give me the summary of what happens? I'm not watching 2 hours of that dog shit.
Spoil me the game from the leaks.
>>724213036Shill thread
>>724213036I like Invisigal more, but Blonde Blazer's voiced by Erin Yvette, who I love. I'm conflicted...
>>724213036not reading any thing in this thread to not get spoiled. how woke is this? is it fun like the old telltale games?
>>724213095It's a manipulation tactic unironically and (You) clearly fell for it.She's going to turn out to be Shroud or evil or some shit.
l enjoyed the story but getting tired of the "deadpool" jokes. Just make sincere characters with normal vocabulary. They constantly overuse words like "shitty" or "dick".
>>724223705Man I used to have a russian account just for that but ever since the war started I can't put balance on it anymore so no more legit copies of games for meThank god for rutracker though
I mean, BB is blatantly based on Carol Danvers during her Ms. Marvel days and she's a well known cheating slut
>>724229319thats just how millennials talk
>>724219148Americans truly are subhumans
>>724219148I believe you completely, anonymous shitposter, because you reinforce my grim view of the world.
>>724229602Don’t worry, in 5 to 10 years, it’ll be all Zoomers, and gaming will finally heal.
>>724225025I can fix her
>>724229951I can't fix her... BUT I CAN MAKE HER WORSE
>>724226203Second most sent dispatch after Invisigal, her CHA skills are mad useful
>>724229759>Zoomers>HealOh yeah, I'm sure all their Skibitty Rizz will Yeet all the Big Yikes words those dang Millennials brought to games. No Cap.The future is fucking doomed...
>>724213036NTR? boy i just have to buy it thank for the info shill
>>724229010>Blonde Blazer is voiced by Snow WhiteKnew I recognized that voice from somewhere
>>724230283Shut up, millennial. Tranny shit won't be tolerated anymore.
>>724229218It only has straight romances and they could've easily added pronouns to the heroes' profiles during the dispatch minigame (they didn't). No wokeness yet, everything's pretty grounded, the ""closest"" is during your first day at the job when Blonde Blazer tells you the company values diversity but even that can A) is realistically treated as a reality of corpo speak and B) it's followed by showing said 'diversity' to be a literal green alien from a different galaxy
>>724226864>graffitiArson is not graffiti, and is treated as a much higher crime because it can cause ahit tons of property damage and kill people in a very horrific way.
>>724213036How can you be NTR'd by someone who was never yours to begin with?
>>724230893Your crush fucking someone in front of you, for example.
tomboy propagandist thread
>>724225025>Textbook bpd chick no wonder you guys love herSeething foid angry we like the manic pixie dreamgirl archetypes.Be better women.
>>724231067That's not NTR, that's you being a friendzoned retard.
>>724230435>Tranny shit won't be tolerated anymore.And yet you're still here...
>>724229010I just finished episode 1 and 2 and I genuinely don't know if I should go for Invisigirl or Blonde Blazer when the next episode comes out since I like both of them.
>>724231291Friendzone is a form of NTR if she is fucking someone, especially in front of you, stupid cunt.
>>724213036If it's a porn game there's gonna be NTR.
>do you pick the school cheerleader that gaslights you into working for her before going off to fuck her jock boyfriend in tokyo or do you pick the tomboy with a shit power that is trying her best and just wants to make you happy to the point she brings you a donut after she gets into a fight with a villain
>>724231862>school cheerleader that gaslights you into working for her*your adoring fan who hates everything about her public image and wants a way out
>>724231472If the writers are shit then yes.
>>724213036>westacuck comic game>is surprised when it's just cuck shitreally nigga
>>724232416name 5 western games where you can steal someone's girlfriend
>>724226203>she hates israel>villaini dont like this narrative bros...
>>724228423they never let you have anything too nice
>>724213036>>724213095This is on point. I've been heartbroken because by 2 girls from college acting exactly the same way. Leading me on and hiding the fact that they had a boyfriend. It's worse than being rejected or being in a relationship, it's being a permanent orphan of "what could have been" trying to push through and giving all you got for no reciprocation when they know they have you and constantly toying with you playing hot and cold... When you burn out and drop the whole thing they constantly come back. They want orbiters to toy with and leech attention from just in case and also want to prove they "still" got it.Now I don't take any risk with women altogether even if they're hitting on me very hard and I just visit prostitutes. I don't want anything to do with civilian women. Step 0 is already a nightmare, I can't fucking imagine what being in an actual couple might take to maintain if it's already starting like that...
>>724223538I hope pederasty comes back
>>724231862You misread the situation.Blazer decided to break up with Phenomoman before meeting Robert.In her mind she was one day away from being single.That combined with the alcohol caused her to be more flirty than she intended.She pushed Robert away and apologizes because she actually values loyalty and knows she has to officially break up with Phenomoman before things go any further with Robert.She didn't tell him immediately because she didn't want to ruin things with him because she genuinely liked him.She ultimately decides to dot he right thing and tell him what's going on, but Phenomoman shows up first and she misses the chance.None of this is on accident. This perfect storm of conflicting motivations and mysteries was all designed to create drama for interesting storytelling. It makes you suspicious and even critical of Blazer when in actuality she's been consistently trying to do the right thing the entire time. The subversion is that you expect Blazer to be some manipulative snake when in actuality she's a complete girlscout.
>>724229319That's really just how people talk these days, anon. It's unusual if you don't cuss.>t. Factory guy
>video of Invisigal fighting with a cop before shoving him away>she's trying to get back into the store to get your donut
>>724226203why would you lust after her when coupe is right there
>>724226281knowing what I know about the urban population, that is obviously a wig.
Prism is hotter with the afro
>>724233897I feel bad for her. The afro is one of the least attractive of all haircuts on women. The only thing worse are those feminist anti-beauty haircuts.
Phenomenoman was too strait laced and boring and thus deserved to get NTR’d. Just like how it goes in real life
>>724233158 Don't care, both Blonde Blazer and ibvisibith goest onto the trash. One is a suck fetish, the other is so bitch that I would rather stay single, fuck her.
>>724233158perfect setup for get to get NTR mind broken by BPD tomboy which is what i'm going for
If you expect some sort of healthy relationship in a modern western game, a modern western game based on capeshit stuff nonetheless, you genuinely have double-digit IQ.
>>724213036should I even buy this incely game?Is the discussion really that important? I was thinking about waiting for the game to be finished to binge watch it but maybe I should talk about the game with my /v/ brosWhat do you fags reccomend?
>>724234686>non stop threads since releaseyeah i'm thinking the threads are going to be pretty comfy desu
>>724230893it's called BSS NTR>>724231472it's a TV show in all but name but i doubt we'll even get a fade to black screen after some kissing
>>724234749Thanks m8buying it now
>>724226203And episodes are super fucking short
>>724233158>girl starts dating another man not even a day after breaking up>this is, somehow, a good thingyour generation is fucked
>>724234491Filtered
>>724233158No, they are both horrible. One of monkey braching and opportunistic whore who sucks every dick possible, the other is mentally unhinged, is abusive towards you and literally tried to kill you in past.
>>724235082They were dating, not married.
>>724235082Do you think her going "I like you but I just broke up with my boyfriend so wait a year faggot" would be better? What?
invisisexo
Can I fuck the bat?This will determine if I buy the game
>>724235280Don't buy the game.
>>724235280skip
>>724235256show tits or gtfo moid>>724235280only figuratively
>>724235262artist?
>>724235404>>724235436>>724235457Lame
>>724235457>no argumentThat's what I thought you dumb faggot.
>>724235082Bad - breaking up specifically to date someone else the day after Not Bad - dating someone else after you were going to break up regardless
I just want to hang out with my bros steroyds and Waterboy
>>724235514This but I’ll still call her a two faced cheating slut if it happened to me regardless.
>>724225525Russia's male population isn't noticeably affected by the conflict. Combatants in the war are all-volunteer. Russia has mandatory service for young men, but those soldiers can't be used in conflict without a declaration of war. Hence the SMO distinction. Also Russia has like 10x the population of Ukraine. The vast majority of Russian men are completely unimpacted by the conflict and are gooning at him just like you.
>>724235839Completely fair, you’re not a mind reader.
Does every option lead to Invisigal punching you in the face and destroying your donut?
>>724236957Yes but you can choose to snitch on her or not. Don't be a snitch.
>>724236957illusion of choicenone of your choices change anything so far
>>724235280the bat is voiced by cr1ticalhe fucking blows
>>724237338God damnI dodged a bulletThanks for the heads upWebm unrelated
>>724213095She was just being nice to you. Don't interpret kindness as sexual desire you fucking creep
>cant eat the crushed donut>waterboy just vomits on your computer
>>724235173I’m concerned about what happened to my boy Royd
>>724225946
>>724237114I "snitched" on her because I figured it didn't matter, I figured this was very much an expected outcome and worse will come. As Robert said right after, they're villains and it's not going to work being a stuck up HR roastie who'll put members in timeout if they use bad words.
>>724238124Same, if it wasn't an accident I'll flatten whoever did it to him as soon as the suit gets repaired.
>>724238307If the smashed up donut scene happened before it, it would make sense to cover for her as it’s clearer she was trying to be friendly. Before that though, there’s not really much reason to cover for her unless you’re simping for the tomboy.
>>724238307The snitching thing is probably going to lead less to being about Invisigal getting punished and more about Robert realizing that he might have gone too far and she really is trying to be better
>>724223857>is she ATLEAST still a virgin?anon, if you want virgins you need to aim at elementary schoolers.
>>724213036>written so you have to worry if you're being cuckedwhy is millennial writing always like this. I feel like anytime the MC in a game is gonna get with a girl they always bring up the girls past relationships with men. is that not fucking weird?
>play a visual novel>love drama all the way like a ntr korean comicman i hate modern visual novels, can we talk about live,pain or some other shit?
>>724219148You know what? We always talk about how bad it is to be an incel and not feel loved, but I think in our negativity we forget we have a lot going for us. >We’re not cheated on>We aren’t as subjected to female manipulation in relationships>We aren’t in any love triangles>We’re never going to be someone’s choice, but that means we’re never going to be the second choice a woman picks and resents for their rest their lives either>We’re not being targeted by gold diggers >Never gonna be put into situationships>Never gonna get stringed a long by a non committal>Never get divorce raped>Never have to worry about friends stealing from us or ruining relationships over women (provided we stick with our own)The grass on the other side might look cleaner at first, but it looks pretty fucking green over here when you don’t overshadow it. Guys, we’re all gonna make it.
>finish episode 1>I, and apparently the rest of the 1% of the player base, are the only ones to 100% the Toxic fightIs clicking and dragging that hard for some gamers?
>>724239732you've already failed by identifying as an incelnothing you say can salvage the situation
>>724229010>same voice as ScyllaGod damn, never would've guessed that. Girl's got pipes.
>>724218807Not him but something similar happened and an even more peculiar thing happened later>be kid>be blonde>hair turns darker when growing up>adult>grow beard and stache>stache and beard grows blondeyea... It's weirdPeople keep asking me why I dye/bleach my beard and stache
Option Beta The game
>>724219148Soulless, valueless, morally fucked losers
>>724235881You are replying to /k/umgurgling nafo shill
Why would Blonde Blazer ditch supercock for broken man normal cock?
>>724239887I got more into what was happening and forgot I was supposed to be doing QTEs and it caught me off guard. I was just watching with friends at most points
>>724240564Phenomaman is some weird alien apparently
Why do Invisigal's clothes go invisible? She should have to strip naked to do her thing
>>724239887I hate QTEs that add nothing other than a fake sense of "trust me this is a videogame, see I'm interacting!" so I played Cinematic mode
>>724237454Why did this future doctor shove his fingers up that young man's ass?
>Playing thisi think i will just read absolute superman, way more fun
>>724225801>The furry table of muscle girls
>>724240701Hori sensei...>>724240564dick too bigmakes me wonder how, since Ive seen chicks taking monstrous dongs the size of a newborn no problem
>>724213036BB claims to have sent mixed signals, but she clearly intended it.Besides all the touching and glaring, she doesn't stop Robert's advance, glances at his lips and subtly parts hers.
>>724240564Phenomaman is an autistic alien who has an alien cock that is not compatible with BB. Also they seem to be in a relationship due to corporate meddling rather than actually being interested in each other
>>724241196
Robert cucks Phenomaman BIGLY in episode 3. no one can resist Mechaman cock
>>724229556>is brainwashed and raped by her son with friends encouraging itI will now buy your game.
>>724226107I did not know that but now a certain Simpsons episode makes more sense to me
The weekly update shit is and always was fucking stupid
>>724241637BUT ANONMUH DISCUSSION MUH IT'S JUST LIKE A TV SHOW MUH GAME OF THRONES SPECULATIONoh what's that we left the entire storyline in the game files and there's no "speculation" anymore because everybody knows what happensDOESN'T MATTER, IGNORE THAT, PLEASE SPECULATE, PLEASE GET HYPED, PLEASE THEORIZE
>>724241196Either that or INT was her dumpstat. Leaving the invite to the SDN for the last minute was dumb.
>>724241637>NOOOO I NEED THE BIG SLOP DELIVERY SO I CAN BINGE IT ALL IN ONE GO AND THEN MOVE ONTO THE NEXT SLOPPA Weekly is the only way to do these games. In fact, I think all story-based games should have episodic releases.Too bad they're fucking retarded and included some stuff from future episodes.
>>724241734>oh what's that we left the entire storyline in the game files and there's no "speculation" anymore because everybody knows what happensMost people outside of here are probably just ignoring the leaks instead of spoiling themselves.
>>724241970I bet reddit is gay enough to have powertripping mods outright banning discussion of the leaks
>>724241196This or just a honeytrap.
>>724242038Probably, why wouldn't they? I don't get how you frame it is as a bad thing that people don't want a new game spoiled by dataminers. That's not powertripping, that's just actual moderation.
>>724242245>banning game discussion is good because... it just is okay?!Doesn't reddit love to use flairs to denote different posts? Make one for discussion leaked content and don't be a pussy when people feel like talking about stuff the developers themselves fucked up in letting the public know about
Not date material
>>724241196She was drunk and he was also drunk. Her real fuckup was getting drunk on the job while flirting with a man she's into while keeping the job offer a secret. Maybe lead with the job offer before you're both so drunk that you're kissing and falling asleep on each other's shoulders. She ordered pure ethanol specifically to get at least buzzed. I guess that was an informal interview to sus out his character as a hero first, but I don't see why being drunk should be involved for either of them.
>>724242495You broke her heart after she tried her best and thought she did a good job
>>724225913nah Kratos has fucked a bunch, the real inaccurate thing is Cortana isn't the one being cucked
>>724213036Be better.
>>724242589>clearly said she's basically immune to alcohol >drinks a single beer, not even enough to make a kid tipsy>"nah bro she's drunk"fuck off
>include an ending where if you do too much evil shit Blazer decides not to offer you a job>include an ending where you die in the fight first>include an ending where you fuck up too much at the office and the CEO decides your trail period is over and you're not a good fitWould add a lot of meaning to the game. As it stands you can play everything besides the hacking/management parts by pressing a
>>724213036>Critical roll makes a game >Your character is a cuckold Kek
>>724242367>banning game discussion is good because... it just is okay?!I gave an obvious reason for why it can be good. Most people would prefer a discussion not be overtaken by datamining leaks that spoil the story. You're the one saying it's bad because it just is. Actually read posts and think about your words instead of going right to your preprogrammed response like an MKUltra victim.>Doesn't reddit love to use flairs to denote different posts?I don't know, I don't use it.
>>724243074you can't fail anywayyou're here to take the fall when the brass decides to pull the rug and pin whatever shady shit on your team members with fabricated logs of you being the brain.
>>724243267>I gave an obvious reasonYou tried to appeal to popularity with a "think of the children"-tier response as if grown ups that do not want to be spoiled cannot just rub their braincells really really hard and figure out either to not visit the forums talking about said leaks or to put rules *that are already in place and part of the system* to separate both types of discussions while still not shutting one down for no reason if the interest is organically there>random ass American mkultra projecting outta nowhereI will accept the concession
>>724240701Her combo of power and disability is already terrible, no need to debuff her further.
>>724235241>>7242352561) There's not much of a difference between dating and marriage in the Western world. Westoids really have no conception of maintaining romantic relationships in anyway at all.2) How waiting a fucking month or two before jumping back into the dating game so you can accurately assess what you want?This is why I hate relationship drama in media: it really is a mirror into how IRL relationships are so dramatic and retarded for no reason. No one's being abused or neglected. It's just two adults that are too stupid to navigate properly around each other's feelings because they're too fucking retarded to properly what they want from a partner. It's so fucking gay and overdramatic, I can't help but roll my eyes. It's forced drama essentially, not anything real.
>>724225426Phenomaman is basically Superman if he wasn't raised by humans. A weird alien who's trying his best to fit into humanity but just doesn't get it.
>>724243929>I hate the west therefor dating is equal to marriageUnfortunately there's nothing I can do to debate an emotional argument. You're just crazy.
>>724213195>95% cutscenes >Game
>>724243508>You tried to appeal to popularityNigga, if most people going somewhere don't want something then it makes perfect sense to not allow it. Like how mods used to ban Naruto on /a/.>if grown ups that do not want to be spoiled cannot just rub their braincells really really hard and figure out either to not visit the forumsIn other words, they're not discussing the game anymore. Do you see the problem with that, retard-kun?>put rules *that are already in place and part of the system* to separate both types of discussionsI don't know how viable that is. You know more about reddit's rules and systems than me.>random ass American mkultra projectingI thought it was a funnier insult than calling you an old chatbot. Didn't expect it to make you start seething about Americans but that definitely makes it funnier.Anyhow, I'm already bored of talking to you about reddit mods so I'm gonna say lets agree to disagree and have a good rest of your day.
>>724233897Surely there's a middle ground between the afro and going full Nikki Minaj.
>>724213036>>724241734I'm just glad I was justified shitting on this game from the very beginning meanwhile all of /v/ took forever to realize that the obvious was going to happen because hot chick that you can find in basically Japanese game minus the cuckolding, mixed signals and cockblocking. It's a fucking millenial relationship trauma dump game. What the fuck else did you think was going to happen?>>724244172This entire post reeks of feminine passive-aggression: -Dodging the topic at hand-Insulting the other person over a very minor aspect of the post-Obvious projectionPlease get on your meds woman. PMS is not something to joke about.
>weAfter presuming you were her boyfriend after a drunk half-kiss.
>>724237454Is kancho becoming a thing in the West now?
>>724240775Prostate check.
>>724244690What the hell are you talking about, schizo? Did you miss the multiple threads from the last handful of days that reached well beyond bump limit? We're all enjoying the game, cuck 'tard.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/723902745/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/724139093/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/723927594/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/723945502/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/723969594/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/723995563/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/724010657/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/724090956/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/724175460/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/724187105/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/724199758/
>>724244690That's yet another emotional argument.While you rage impotently, I just sit here and pity you. You're pathetic.
>>724245249I'm not on /v/ 24/7 and do other things than make fun of games I don't like. Mostly real life shit but also playing good games. I'm not going to read every single thread to justify your coping mechanism.>>724245385What rage? I'm laughing. Projecting bullshit onto other people just makes you look like a retard, which clearly you are one. It also makes you out to be a complete loser, which again you are.
>>724240165For me it started out as bright blonde and became a mix of red and dark blonde. I think its something with euro genes
>>724237114I didn't snitch on her and she still destroyed the donut.
>>724245750>be utterly, thoroughly, beyond "BTFO-ing" wrong>no u!kek what a little bitch. It's the first thread of this game you enter and thought you could try your typical low effort /v/ shitposting, not realizing stale bait doesn't work this time around because anons have actually played the game, know how it is and like it and its discussion akin to TWD discussions 15 years ago (when you were probably not here). It's okay. Just keep it in mind going forward, alright fren?
>>724213036>>724213095can i kill this foid in the game
Do you ever sit and watch /v/ bitch about how unlikable, mean, or bitchy some vidya character is, and you just think to yourself how almost everybody voicing these complaints is almost assuredly a far worse person than whoever they're whining about?
>>724246047Guards, this woman has lost her composure. Take her away.
>>724234749Just boughted it and finished it. Two questions:1. What happens if you try to kiss the slut at the end of the first chapter? I'm not an incel so I didn't even try, figured she was just being flirty, as whores are.2. Why didn't she want me to go out to dinner with her boyfriend? She made the whole situation ackward so I wanted to get back at her by joining on her shitty dinner and ruining their night. But the way she reacted was a bit odd.
>>724233158imagine being this much of a white knight apologist, she won't fuck you just for being nice bro
>>724219148Jesus.
>>724239887Was it necessary to constantly put his dick right in front of the camera lenses? What were the devs thinking?His dick distracted me and I failed a couple of QTEs.
>>724224838
>>724246113The pot calling the kettle black is a story as old as time
>>724246215>2. Why didn't she want me to go out to dinner with her boyfriend? She made the whole situation ackward so I wanted to get back at her by joining on her shitty dinner and ruining their night. But the way she reacted was a bit odd.if you don't mind spoilers she breaks up with her boyfriend that night
>>724229010>who who whoAmazing record!
>>724213036>We just got NTR'dBrother we're the ones doing the NTR
>>724246308I accurately explained the situation.You on the otherhand twist meaning and assume the worst. In your world there's no nuance and perfect is the enemy of good. If a person so much as had an impure thought once in their life they are eternally condemned.
>>724246215>What happens if you try to kiss the slut at the end of the first chapter?https://youtu.be/bkOJhKpUrWc?t=1891>Why didn't she want me to go out to dinner with her boyfriend?The boyfriend's autistic and doesn't get normal human interactions. You're outright told traveling to Tokyo at super speed would've killed Robert 'cause he's a regular meat skeleton. Also, >>724246463
Water boy is the true villain isn't he
>>724213036>Some garbage movie game written by some sois and women has NTR and bitch female characters who the game treats as better than youStop the fucking presses. This is all on you retards for expecting more.
>>724246485you people keep saying that but everywhere else I see that clip of pedostache man princess carrying your gf after tongue fucking her
>>724213036>talk to a girl once because she was sent to hire you for a job>find out the next day she has a boyfriend>’oh no i got ntr’d!’Are you for real?Her acting like a slut isn’t really my concern.
>>724224940>>724225169It's not what you guys think it is It's a scene where Phenomaman kisses the MC because he kissed his girl
>>724246657Could there possibly be extra content and events beyond that one clip?Who knows
>>724246657>princess carrying your gfYou've known that chick for literally one evening and a half
>>724219148imagine all the fucking retards who just take this faggot at his word.
>>724246570>You're outright told traveling to Tokyo at super speed would've killed Robert 'cause he's a regular meat skeletonNot a real excuse, the girl can embrace Robert and use her body to protect him from turning him into smashed potatoes.
>>724224060making the unbearable bitch lust after your penis is the fun part.
>>724246870Doesn't sound very comfortable, and all to be the third wheel during the 'date' where she's planning to break up with the autistic but well meaning alien
>>724246841I bet most of those replies are samefagging
>>724224060>>724229951
expecting gacha tier ML girls from games built around storytelling
>>724224060>get's info a fight with cops just to get you donutsshe's a cutie
>>724246870g-forces and rapid acceleration/deceleration are the real killers
>>724213036Anyone got a list of the abilities?
>>724247110but boob cushion
this game looked like it was going to be good. is it good?
>>724246215>Why didn't she want me to go out to dinner with her boyfriend?You might be as autistic as Phenomaman is. Why would you want to be the third wheel in a couple's night out?
>>724247284So far the biggest flaw is how short the first two episodes have been. Other than that, presentation/music/characterization/voice acting have all been pretty neat. Future chapters will decide whether player choices end up mattering or not.
>>724247285to be cheeky and to get at her for leading robert on
>>724247405thank you chatgpt
>>724241467>The timing felt rightIt was a PR stunt, huh
>>724247284I liked it but I'm disappointed it's a story heavy thing and not a hero management game no I did not do research before picking it up sucks because it had some cool looking tutorial heros too.I
>>724247285I literally explained it in the same post you're replying to. I wanted to get back at her for being cock warmer piece of shit.
>>724213036>/v/ unironically plays this shitty VNLMAO you fags keep proving time and again that you are the biggest fucking casuals on the internet, you are literally afraid of anything that has a modicrum of gameplay.
>>724247284It's a VN, not a game.
>>724247284its biggest flaw is too much focus on the gayass Telltale drama that leads to nothing. It should have more focus on the Dispatch gameplay itself, which is god tier.
>>724247550You're welcome, fellow citizen of the interweb
>Blonde Blazer's hero form is tall blonde and ripped>Blonde Blazer's civie form is a normal brunetteWhat the fuck happened? Platform shoes? Muscle suit? A wig? It doesn't look like she's wearing any of that.
>>724247719and what does a gaming connoisseur like you play
>>724241970It's written by modern californians, you don't need the game files to guess what happens
>>724247798The red gem on her chest gives her powers
>>724247856where are the trannies
>>724247812Dream Daddy
>>724228498>I don't have any first times left to give youThis reminds of a doujin I read where the girl got raped and she begged her rapists not to fuck her ass so she'd at least have a first to give her boyfriend. I put it down and had to look at myself.
>>724229319I don't really swear outside of 4chan or being online and most people I work with comment on it a lot. They think I'm some prim, proper dude and in reality I'm here typing NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER.
>>724248012i read something similar, some japanese author are truly fucked up in the head.
So she's absolutely going to be the more popular of the two LIs right?
>>724219148Amerimutts are something else.
>>724248160Maybe, but it'll be for all the wrong reasons.
>>724248160She’s not a cheating hoe so probably
>>724248160I can fix her. I can make her happy.
>>724248160she won on release day, it's over for bb
>>724248160Yes, hopefully I get her to quit smoking.
>>724248160I guess people like her because they saw spoilers but after playing the first two eps myself she's such a fucking cunt it's unreal.
>reads from the script offscreen and constantly fidgets with his right handWhat an autist
And ironically would not care about this if it wasn't a video game. I am utterly enthralled but I know I would not be if there was not a dispatch portion. What a strange feeling.
I dont play shitty movie games, with forced abstracted gameplay from what youre actually seeing. With gimmicky braindead gameplay and kek, lmao: fucking gacha tier "RPG" progression.BUT I did watch somebody else play it and...why has nobody talked about the fact that when the reporter asks why shroud didnt kill Robert...our stupid protagonist didnt somehow make the convenient connection, that his suit getting fucked up (but still getting to keep the actual suit for some odd reason) is very clearly connected to him also being a dispatcher because theres no other explanation for why he wasnt killed.also did they ever explain how exactly shroud or whatever his name is, got the blue glowing tube core thingy? Or did he not even get it, and the suit can just work without it? Which makes it even more stupid and blatant that mister shroud is a dispatch insider that just forced mecha man into being broke and a loser so he could join dispatch.Also the obvious implication of this entire shitty story telling, is that the phoenix program isnt just to rehabilitate shitty former villains that conveniently all know eachother and banter like college friends in a shitty 2000s movie. But also to rehabilitate roberto.I already predict and expect the writing to be shit. Too many unexplained, convenient and contrived world building facts. Like what fucking universe is allowing a fucking company to manage and send out super heroes to essentially fuck up crime scenes with zero accountability? Theres a reason the police exists, because the goverment has jurisdiction over its own use of force and authority, allowing random fuck all corporations to dally about playing superhero is retarded. Only vigilantism makes sense and even thats a stretch. Police (or FBI) would find out so many super hero identities so fast.And yes its obvious that Dispatch works with the government, that doesnt make it make sense.
>>724246938I've seen posts that I'm 99% sure were just sarcastic jokes get 20 seething replies. It might be samefagging but anons are also incredibly retarded.
>>724248685>I dont play shitty movie games, >BUT I did watch somebody else play itstopped readingopinion discarded
>>724213036>Introduce hot blonde girl and imply that she's going to be your gf>Actually, she already has a boyfriend
>Turn QTEs on>Missing one doesn't change anything>Play the actual dispatching>Failing every mission doesn't change anythingIt's amazing v will give this '''game''' a pass because of a hot latina. This should have just been an adult swim show.
>>724248886To push you towards the intended love interest
>>724248776im right doe
>>724248976She's clearly asian
>Invisigirl:>slutty>criminal>nose ring>no curves>retarded>BPD>ADHD>violent>27yoI'm seeing a lot of downsides here. Like I guess she has a pulse and is slightly above average looking so it's not the absolute worst. I don't know it feels like standards have just plummeted. That's the only reason I can see people liking her.
>>724248976i already basically said all this here >>724248685 /v/ is very shallow and all about narratives, they dont actually care about movie games, just ones they can mount an anti woke narrative against.
>>724213195>also spoiler your spoilers anon, let others experience the cucking too
>>724249131Where's the purple dye stripe in her hair??
>>724249295
>>724244690>millenial relationship trauma dump game20 years later and people are still blaming millenials for everything, when is it going to end
>>724249486we were the best generation so naturally all of the shit generations try to blame us for everything
>>724248776It's a movie game, not something that involves actual gameplay. You might as well watch someone else play it rather than spend money on it and "play" it.
>>724249558You shouldn't be proud of the woke generation just because you're one of them. Rather, you should associate with the based generations.
>>724230893because these mindrotted retards think "i didnt get what i want? I GOT CUUUUUCKED!!!"didnt get the last donut? cucked.had to stop at a red light? cucked.saw a pretty girl that doesnt even know your name happily with somebody else? cucked. its just narcissism and coombrain, all rotting and festering together.
>>724249142People like her because she's the "I can fix her" archetype combined with being a tomboy. That's it.
>>724249486You lost
>>724249142She has good villain potential and if I had superpowers I'd be a villain. She's the girl for me.
>>724249558>emo>to>tranny>best generationyeah. right.
>>724249937Precisely what makes her a tomboy?
>>724230893The meaning of NTR is utterly lost on people now
>romanced Jack in Mass Effect>will romance Invisiqt in Dispatch"I don't have a type"
>>724249131is she? she just looks a white woman with a tan
>>724223857No woman in her late 20s or early 30s is a virgin. If you want virgins you'd have to date teenage girls and even then there's still a pretty high chance she has sucked or fucked before.Considering both character though, I'd imagine BB has the lower body count between her and invisigal. There's no way Invisigal wasn't fucking like crazy when she is a mentally ill rebel
>>724249923hope she sees this bro
>>724250074Based. If she wasn't so shafted in ME3 she would've been the best overall romance.
>>724224887So you are forced to be a cuck if you want to 100% the game? Lmao
>>724235082your concept of honor or ethics is hilariously out of touch. get off the internet and actually meet people.
>>724250074>mind healis that a real tag?
>>724250275No_
>>724250310Oh.
>>724249226The whole "movie game" criticism has always been a fake as fuck contrived buzzword for any game that I don't like that has a story. Most of the best games ever created have decent stories because funnily enough the whole product is important not just one singular aspect of it.
>>724238990its more weird that the concept of cuckoldry is so high on your list of things to think about. even weirder that the concept of past relationships and how they went immediately puts it at #1 for you.
>>724250056You zoomer niggas are obsessed with goth girls and trannies/femboys
>>724250632True, but millennials are both.
>>724250632all pioneered and promoted by millennials btw
How a normal person writes dialogue:>Hey, you wanna get breakfast?>Yeah, alright.>[Discussion of plotpoint and stuff that moves the narrative forward.]How this game and all media portrays dialogue now:>Sup fucker, breakfast?>Breakfast?>Yeah you know; 'most important meal of the fuckin' day'? You stupid?>No man, no. Uhh what do we have?>Reese fuckin' puff cereal, dude.>Candy? For breakfast?!>What? You wanna eat a bowl full of fuckin' dicks instead? Dick bowl boy?>Dick bowl boy, heh, you know that was my nickname in college...>Why cus you ain't bowlfuls of dicks?>No we uh, have a bowling team and the leader's name was Richard. We were really close...>You teamed... with a guy named dick... to handle balls?>[dialogue continues like this until a plothook that won't pay off appears]
huh mods? i dint click on that shit but im sure it's not good
>>724213095You just pulled out a very deep hidden memory of when I was in high school, this cute girl was trying to make her boyfriend jealous or something cause she leans over in front of him and places her hand on my cheek going while talking about something. It was pretty messed up
>>724249049FUCK MY RETARDED CHUD LYFE
well i definitely wasnt expecting promotions on a sunday afternoon
FBI i did not click on anything i swearI do not approve of any of the material shared here
>>724251086jannies on this board are lazy and retarded
GUYS I JUST GOT PROMOTED!
>>724220063This. Same "choices" I made.
>>724251378whatever loser
>>724251378On my dick?
>>724222895Incel just means you made a woman mad. Pointing out them being toxic is definitely incel behavior in that context.
>>724213036Does this game have fanservice (ass/tits shots) and sexual content or at least strong sexual themes/romance? Otherwise not buying
>>724237464Professional autistic neet retard gay virgin here but a grabbing a hand and putting it to your cheek is pretty sensual I think most guys would expect sex sooner or later.
A thread cannot be complete without the childporn apparently
>>724251492>or at least strong sexual themes/romance?Anon, do I have news for you
Before I consider purchasing, does the game have a closed ending, sequelbait open ending or cliffhanger?
>>724251552Wait until all the episodes are release and we'll get back to you.
>>724213036>another shill threadcan't you at least go to /vg/ with these shill generals?
>>724251492You can date and fuck a brown tomboy that pretends to hate you or a tall, blonde super woman that treats you very nicely and is very flirty
>>724251527I don't remember this five years ago, now I got on /v/ once every few months, and the last two times this has happened. How frequent is this shit?
Reddit is AwareThe goycattle are waking up from their slumber
>>724251492It has a dude's floppy penis in your face.>>724251552It's being released episodically like old Telltale games. It'll be finished Nov 12th.Also pedos get the rope. Kys.
How woke is this game? From 0 to 10?
>>724213036>>724213095>Got manipulatedYou people will be the first to lose their money to AI generated girlfriend scammers.
>>724251673Elections in a nutshell.
>>724251719>>724230463
>>724241467>>724241224do they ever extrapolate on that? I figure it's the sort of shit that actually gets an unnecessary amount of dialogue>>724241918Why can't we use BB for the team? Feels like a missed opportunity
>>724218494Thats a nice gross revenue range, but is that enough for these guys to make a profit? I ask because I want this game to succeed so they make more telltale inspired games.
>>724251834She's not part of Phoenix Program, the point of which is that they're all reforming villains.
>>724251673The ending has to be kind of different chapters between getting Invisibitch or Brunette Blazer to help you right?
>>724251827Nice, maybe commiefornia isn't a total lost hope.
>>724250632Millennial here, I want a goth femboy gf
>>724251620Nvm didn't see there was staggered releases.
>>7242517194. Most important characters are heterosexuals
>>724241467White women are so evil holy shitJustice for Pman
Why is Invisigal's skin brown?
>>724239375I don't think I've read a Korean manhwa that doesn't heavily rely on a love triangle, or multiple even, or resolves anything in any meaningful way.
>>724251916Yeah but you can get Waterboy or Phenomeman to plug gaps in your team when you fire one of the slackers
So do your choices actually matter or is it still the same trite Telltale formula where nothing actually matters until the ending choice?
>>724251672Silksong, sonic crossworlds, dispatch. Multiple threads btw, i wonder sometimes why we even have fucking jannies
I played ep 1 and 2 and I didn't feel like my choices changed anything.
After rewatching the intro sceneWas Shroud building a mecha suit?
>>724252046nigga what do you think?
>>724251997So that it triggers your bleaching instincts
>>724252050Posting the same in the marathon threadthat is actually dead lmaoJust a weirdo>>724251748
>>724251976>gf???
>>724252046Why would they change the formula that worked so well for them with the first season of TWD?
>>724252046same telltale shit99% of your action will actuallt not change the outcome until the end when you're going to miss shit because you didn't min max the shit out of your choices
>>724252046literally the only time you have choices matter in a VN is if it's some chink waifu game where you have to divine the random choices that will lock you into certain strict paths (or just send you to the bad end if you fuck up)
>>724251868I think they should be fine.It sort of depends how good the rest is. If it is then I'd expect it to do well.
>>724252192Because it got stale and eventually bankrupted them?
>>724213095you can't tell attraction from friendliness when you've been asocial your entire life o algo
>>724251868There's probably a good number of people waiting to see if the story's going to shit the bed. They've only released 25% of it, after all.
>>724252046Not that much in 1 and 2, but since each chapter is only 1 hour the next ones might? Although, I don't have a lot of hope that they will.
>>724252325Nice, I wonder what their next game will be? Hopefully they don't fall into the trap that Telltales did and rely solely on licensing deals to try and make money.
>>724252284It would've been cool if we could recruit more villains through our choicesI once played a game where I didn't recruit a character in time so he committed suicide
>724248685why was this trvth nvke ignored?
>>724252046Go play Way of the Samurai or Alpha Protocol to remind yourself game designers can do it.
>>724252368What fucked them was licensing expensive IPs and not doing enough with them.Using the formula for legally distinct IPs is a pretty smart move
Invisigal is obviously the better choice right?
>>724252368Once people caught onto how the choices don't actually matter and telltales doing nothing to make the choices matter it was over.
>>724218494>>724235881do russians prefer invisigal or bb
>>724252659Nah, she is in a relationship with toxic as well so she is also cheating on him when she is trying to get with Robert.
>>724252829So your options are cheating whore (who is evil) vs cheating whore (who is probably twist evil)?
>>724252829>headcanon by BBfags
>>724252920Basically yeah>>724252923Someone hasn't been paying attention to the leaks.
>>724252829>she is in a relationship with toxic as wellShe's not. Leaked lines showed she ran with Shroud only because he could help her medically and they forced her to plant the bomb on Robert's mech, after which she ran away, Shroud cut his funding which forced her into seeking help from SDN. So she was with the bad guys for a short amount of time, and not willingly.
>>724252797Malevola.
>>724252591let us leave talk of YIIK to a thread more deserving of it's majesty
>>724253001>and not willingly.>she ran with Shroud only because he could help her medicallyAnon accepting a contract to get enhanced lungs so you can go invisible longer is willingly. It doesn't become unwilling because she had regrets afterwards.
>>724213036>>724213095I had a sporty genki girl in college I knew, absolute amazon at like 6'4. She'd always be at the gym or basketball hoops. She loved coming from behind and putting me in a headlock. "Sup dude, you heading to M-kuns dorm?" as she'd laugh, knowing I couldn't escape her gorilla arms and dragging me along. M-kun was her BF, no I didn't fuck her even though she asked once if I was up for a 3 way and I DO NOT do 3 ways.
>>724252591ANON NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID CUNT DEAD SISTER RIGHT NOW, WE ALMOST JUST DIED OURSELVES
>>724252659>Busty blonde mommywife or tsundere brown tomboyI don't want to choose.
>>724253106You know what I meant. It's not like she did it because she loved the murder and the terrorism or believed in Shroud's cause.
>>724253175She's a FAKE blonde
>>724253052>>724253153I didn't play YIIK, does that really happen in game
>>724252659Yeaonly retards are simping for the yakubian demon
>>724252773Ironically it was around the time that Detroit released when people finally realized what a real adventure game with choices mattering could look like.
>>724253208That is true, she is the equivalent of a goon working under the boss. But it was still willingly undertaken. You don't have to love killing to be a solider after all.
>>724253327Yes it does and then no one gives a shit about his emo ass, fucking hilarious
>>724253271More like a saiyan blonde
would invisigal's children inherit her power
>>724253356Don’t use the great ancestor’s name in vain
>>724253427maybe
>>724253327it's a very funny game, from a certain point of view
>>724253359>Detective shoots you when drunk late at night>Gets mad when you shoot another robotI am still disappointed we never got to throw that in his face. Why was her life worth more than Connor's? He was so upset at you for shooting her but he killed Connor literally the night before.
>>724253407fiiiiiine
>>724253486(Peace be upon him)
>no next threaddead board
>>724253807We are not even on page 10 man, this thread is fine.
>>7242538072 dispatch threads on the catalog lilbro
>>724253586IIRC you can only get him to shoot you if you act like a mega asshole throughout the game.
>>724247812Starsector, Kenshi, Command Modern Operations, Squad and lately I've been getting into X4.
>>724253807>I NEED MY HECKING WHOLESOME VN GOSSIP THREADSPlay a real fucking game.
>>724253970>StarsectorGood choice, praise be the hegemony. The only defense against the AI menace.
>>724246404>>His dick distracted me and I failed a couple of QTEs./v/ - video games
Are invisigalfags ready for the reveal that their waifu is a giga slut with a body count in the double digits?
>>724254478Fucking hot
>>724250063/v/ is just retarded
>>724254478Robert will use the mech as his cuckchair.
>>724254674Tomboys are really energetic, and that energy comes from high T, and high T causes them to be really horny all the time.That image makes zero sense.
>>724252105Hnngh!
>>724213036Capeshit cuck game Dispatch cucks got ntred lmao
>>724255508>>724255508
