Why haven't they made a Pokemon game where you can carry your Pokemon?
>>724252121Marry*
>>724252121>yet another tranny thread
>>724252121Did that actually happen in the animes?I never watched.
>>724252121>nuPokenigger shitFuck gamefreak and fuck the pokemon company.
>>724252121Is that a male or female Gardevoir?
>women wants dogs>men wants pokemons and digimonsyou just know
>>724252481no
>>724252615>Is that a male or female Gardevoir?Male, it would sense in an anime as a throwaway joke.
>>724252121>>724252154Dumb ESL tranny, kek.
>>724252121The primate short was way better, also shows that Pokémon actually do want to battle.
>>724254032?
>>724254086https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LvlwKAv15XU&pp=ygUQcG9rZW1vbiBwcmltZWFwZQ%3D%3D
>>724254235?
>>724254032>>724254235Fuck off nuPokenigger pieces of shit. Fuck gamefreak and fuck the pokemon company.
>>724254235>got so mad it died and turned into a dk jungle beat bossneat
>>724255837didn't even press that link why did you lmfao
>>724252632
>>724256008>presskill all phoneposters
>>724256831your touchscreen laptop??
>>724252615Yes
>>724256071>>724257627LIterally me
>>724257627>dittooh i laughed hard
>>724252121Which Pokémon would you carry?
>>724258085My favorite.
>>724252615male because WE are all gays and WE support this, right?
>>724258696i though gardevoirs were female exclusive? and the male variant was the clunky swordsman look alike?
>>724258820you though wrong
>>724258820They aren't, but should be.
>>724258820Gallades are exclusively male, but Gardevoirs can be either gender.
>>724258925nah he's right
>>724259093no he isn't
>>724258085the one i'd marry isn't even fuckin on there so whatever
>>724259082That's just their preference
Why did gamefreak not make Gardevoir exclusively female only after gen 4 with Gallade being introduced?
is there a breeding mechanic in legends z-a? no i don't mean having sex with your pokemonsi meant if there's a mechanic where you can raise eggs made by pairing your pokemons in a ranch like older generations
>>724252121Why are trannoid cucks like this?
>>724259437because male gardes in gen 3 would be invalid and cause transfer problems one way or another
>>724259564Just give the player the option to either gender change them or switch them to a Gallade if they have a Dawn Stone
>>724260105this is more complicated and pointless than simply not changing it
>>724258085
>>724256071>Braixen AND Delphoxbased, based, based>>724258085Alpha mega Delphox
>>724260327Well yes, why would he go out without his daughter
This isnt gonna turn into that last thread right?
more people need to fuck dragons
>>724261787There are no dragonmon onaholes soOnly eeveelutions
>>724258085Gardevoir will catch Lucario after that animation. The Japs are already churning out new art on twitter as we speak
>>724262246based
>>724262246I doubt it'll be 10k worth but we can dream
>>724258085My team
>>724262663Oh, we're posting trainer cards?Based Hiker bro.
>>724262663this but all female
>>724258085another day, another round of disrespect shown to my beloved Frostlass.
>>724263229Even the snorlax?
>>724263746especially the snorlax
>>724253138Sometimes, people just mistype things, spaz.
>>724252481it's a short on youtube, and it's edited. originally he's giving her a medal for winning in a tournament or something.
Which Pokemon do you wish had more porn? I think Sceptile is sexy but nobody else finds that sleek lizard body sexy. To be fair, the Pokken model is hot but the other art is bottom heavy.
>>724265010medicham and her blowjob lips personally
>>724265010I always want more Gardevoir. It's never enough.I'll take more Braixen if not, though.
>>724265594>I always want more Gardevoir. It's never enough.you are a bastard you are a greedy bastard
>>724265739There should be an extra zero on the end.
>>724265010female hypno and sableye are cases where I saw like one good pic and looked for more only to find a sea of crapso assuming the genie granting this wish isn't an asshole planning to give me more crap either of those two
the vid seems to have a lot of view "for some reason", especially the Japanese one
>>724266181fem hypno is so unbelievably based for the like 3 good images she has
>>724265010Lugia
>>724252121It's almost like GF doesn't give shit about it's fansAlso not /vp/
>>724266181>when you find one crazy hot image and hunger for more only to find it's all shitMany such cases
>>724266540Make more with AI
>>724252121Pokemon needs more waifu Pokemons
>>724266980we just said we don't want more crap, durgesh
>>724262958>>724262663so shall it beButterfree is my boyfriend tho - also all my mons bottom to me, so it is written
>>724252121A PAIL OF WATER!
Looks like they're anthropomorphizing Gardevoir further than her debut look already did. They know their audience.
I haven't updated my list in a long time
>>724265010
>>>/vp/
>>724252121>>724175203 >>724167962 >>724117442 >>724052549
>>724266403feet, and everything else, that artist knew what he was doing. don't blame him for going insane when the anime people ruined his works
>>724265010fucking Tsareena and Lurantis
>>724252121All trainers want one thing, to carry their favorite pokeman
>>724258085as a wife: Pheromosaas a friend: Sceptile
>>724252615>>724253038Female, you can see from the evolution.
>>724258085Lapras.
>>724265010Arboliva
>>724269768never gets le xd old
>>724269525You know you want that Sceptile as benefit
>>724268973
>>724262663>>724262958>>724267207My dream teamNo sex or romance, just friends.
>>724270124boring
>>724269886maybe but the big tree will be annoying to deal with. if it looked more sexier i would in a heartbeat
>>724270124>EeveeYoshi kid.
>>724258085Eevee
>>724270352she was so cute. that dialogue in the battle tower from the pickachu one is still funny
>>724268669gardevoir was extremely human since ruby/saphire, in coliseum it literally does the ojou-sama laugh in one of its animations
>>724270235the tree is really a deal beaker. even the mega removes it. such a sexy design hidden by that tree and potentially it's seeds on the back
>>724270691also the anime made it too badass to imagine it seducing me seriously. we both drink some poffin beers or something
>>724258085my mousewife
>>724270124Friendship is best.
>>724270525the one about the battlefield? Yeah that was pretty funny
>>724268973thanks for cataloging these for meseems like Gardevoirs are basically Yandere rapists
>>724258820Gardevoir used to be female only in the beginning, but then got changed by gamefreak to be 50/50 to allow breeding or some shit
>>724271469>mouseIt's a mink and a chinchilla anon. But I guess they count as rodents albeit bigger ones.
>>724273287well, chinchillawife is a mouthful
>>724262246>The Japs are already churning out new art on twitter as we speakI take it they were agreeable?
Total gardelove
>>724273541that's why you go with 'wenchilla'
>>724270352
>>724265594What the fuck has he been feeding his braixen for her to be that big?Where can I located the nearest alpha sized braixen, this is urgent business that I must attend to.
rate my team
>>724273646when I mentioned a video of a trainer with his gardevoir partner they were so willing it was almost pathetic
>>724265010I think breloom is woefully underrated in terms of porn, what she does have is really good though
>>724275389that monster deserves more forced sex for its brutality on the battlefield
>>724252121they should at least make a gardevoir game
Stop making me want to buy poke onaholes
>>724277626that would be too on the nose and girly>>724277638you can buy pokemon?
>>724278226do japs actually think putting DO NOT REPOST in their art will make people not do it
>>724277746The last plush thread had some... interesting products placed on it
>>724275389Breloom is too based to lewd. 10/10 pokemon.
>>724278365i think i know what you mean. those dolls look too knockoff to not laugh at them
>>724278226what a cute
>>724278226I know that's just her horn. Too bad she doesn't really have raita tits.
>>724252121>the comic of futa gardivore fucking a bunch of aged down loli pokewhoresabsolute cinemaPURE kino!
>>724279717>futastopped reading
>>724279717absolute homo
>>724280403loyal pokewife
>>724280403Vengeful pokewife
>>724280694I love her
>>724258085where is my wife wtf
>>724280694Should've had sex with his Gardewife instead.
>>724258085wild, actually wildwho are these people
>>724252121why did they give her such a cute voice in that animation?
>>724254235>open vid>instantly recognized that voiceNice Nice.
Nothing personnel
So does any shop actually sell a gardevoir onahole then?
>>724282046Just paint a regular onahole white.
>>724281721Nice team. Too bad I'm using a Tsareena with Rapid Spin so it can't be outsped by anything once it uses it twice, it's ability Queenly Majesty blocks Priority, and Triple Axel breaks sash.
>>724262663did the trainer card generator sites get uncanned yet?
>>724280694I don't get it.
>>724252121You can’t have babies with a Pokémon
>>724254235I wish I could visit the giant field of empty minds
>>724252121How are you gonna carry a Wailord anon?>>724252154Lol lmao
>>724282763Look at his status.
>>724282810Wrong. Pokemon of the Humanoid egg group can have babies with humans. The species of the child is determined by the mother.
>>724282634No it still works
>>724280694>Gardevoir used heal bell>trainer AIDS was cured
>>724269768That art looks terrible. What a shame.
>>724282810That's definitely not true. Just ask Kawahagitei.
>>724282975isnt wailord lightweight despite its size because it's actually a balloon
>>724283117>all of the top ranking Pokemon for fap material minus the Eeveelutions are part of the Human-like egg groupWell shit. I guess you can breed everything except your stupid meme dogs
>>724282975If the Pokedex weight is canon, Wailord is possible less dense than air at sea level and you could actually carry it
>>724283426I wish he slightly changed the way he does his stuffIts all a little too samey for meLike the hyper preg, dont like that nearly all his drawings follow the exact same pattern, including the egg laying afterwardshe should do live birth or atleast show the proper aftermath
>>724282526Are you sure about that?
>>724283605Braixen isn'tFox fuckers got burned
>>724283697Except Triple Axel kills and Tsareena is faster with Rapid Spin as mentioned before>but I'd stop it from setting upThen it's not a revenge killer, is it?
>>724283521For its size, yes, it weighs very little, but that's still like a 400kg animal.
>>724283717NOOOOOOOO
>>724252121>>724252154
>>724283869Gamefreak might arbitrarily change it at some point, a lot of mons with only one Egg group (which Braixen is, it's only Field) randomly became Human-like Egg group as well at some point.
>>724252121
>>724252121They doI wish i wash Oshawott rn
>>724283804Tsareena speed after 1 boost would be 111, unless you built it for speed it is not going to out speed anyone, not even Archeops.
>>724284278*was
>>724284354First off, it's obviously using Atk and Spd EVs. Second off, the original post mentioned 2 Rapid Spins, so it's at +2. At +2 the only things that can outspeed it are shit like scarf Regieleki or scarf Deoxys Speed.
What if you walked in on your waifumon chugging fertility supplements?
>>724268973>>724273037+1I love this shit and now I can catch up on the discussion.
>>724252121>tfw no trad petwife that will watch over you and soothe your mind with her psychic powers while you sleep
>>724284358too late
>>724284691I mean, good luck even getting a single rapid spin in.
>>724274138Bretty gud but you lose points for the alolan golem
Sorry, I only want to fuck pals now
>>724284890What a good garde housewife.
>>724284691gassing up a 72 speed mon is certainly a choice you're free to make but two turns of setup is asking for a lot against pretty much any competent opponent
are people actually talking about competitive pokemon in a waifu thread?
>>724286556Just the terror known as speed power creep.
>>72428676270 speed was mediocre since like gen 3 bro. You always had gengars and jolteons and starmies running laps around the slow fucks.
I just want a game where you can leave some Pokemon at home at they'll do cute shit when you come back. Gamefreak needs to be Kyoani'd for their crimes.
>>724286868>gardevoir with apron welcoming you back home and offering you a meal>kirlia and talts grabbing your leg demanding uppies
Can adamant Sceptile 2hit ko Gardevoir with max atk using leafblade?
>>724287660pretty easily, unless it's a very fat gardevoir it doesn't need adamant either
>>724274138Gym Leader / 10
>>724262663nicegoing strictly for favourites does make a bit of a weird team though
>>724288220its fine we run on anime rules, not game rules.
>>724286857Speed power creep keeps pissing me off...
>>724260225DSL queen
>>724281202Happy gardevoir stare definitely changed the way how people think about canon relationship between gardevoir and her trainer.
Gardevoir is a shitmon
>>724288657Its funny because front face garde was usually kinda uncanny but they made her super cute hereI want to grab those cheek fluffs and kiss her silly
>>724288585A new challenger has appeared.
>>724258085All of them, they're all scrubs compared to me
>>724273158Gardevoir was never female only. Wally uses one in RSE and it's male.
>>724288660I mean, Mawile wasn't exactly a world-beater before it got a second type and a Mega that could oneshot everything in the games.
>>724258085>not a single Vaporeon reply4chan has fallen
>>724288845Sus
>>724288807Thy kind of cheated by making the front of Gardevoir's green hair (is it hair?) shorter whenever there was a front-angle.And even in side profile in this short its nowhere as long in front as Gardevoir's original art.
>single male living alone with his GardevoirDo you think his neighbors look at him funny?
>>724283521>>724283826very few pokemon sizes and weights make sense. Mudsdale is almost as heavy as groudon and is about the only Pokemon who's weight is actually close to its real world counterpart.
>>724288660You can't be talkin like that white baby
>>724289206Duraludon is nearly 6 ft tall and made of steel, but it only weighs 88 lbs, which can be cut in half if it has its hidden ability light metal
>>724288476>>724252121>Game Freak's leaks confirmed that pokephilia is canon>Instead of demying any of thay they just decided to release a lifelike gardevoir plushie>Now they made anime that involves young adult man having a quite expressive in terms of affection gardevoir.
>>724289292I thought he was supposed to be made of aluminum?
What if I told you guys I'm trans and obsessed with mating with humanoid looking Pokemon?
>>724289365If the first part is true, the second part is just a foregone conclusion
>>724289338it's lithiumtry any water attack and see what happens
What if I told you I'm a straight, white male who wants to mate with a gardevoir and make a big happy family?
>>724289365feral > anthro
>>724289451Congratulations, anon, here's your gardevoir wife.
>>724289451I would think you're a blue collar worker who drinks their coffee black.
>>724262663my life peaked at gen 6 I just wanna go back
>>724288657the face of NTR
>>724258085i love sandslash and i don't care how far down he is on some faggots tierlist!
>>724284890Guy should share bed with gardevoir.>>724289204Other people opinion are irrevelant when the benefit is endless cuddling and cumming inside gardepussy everyday.
>>724252121Pokesex is cringe. I rather marry the overdeveloped underage trainers.
>>724274086
Pokemaniacs, what is this? This is wrong
>>724290598No female human will give you as much pure love as your female gardevoir will do.
>>724252481It's an edit, but many people perceived the overall atmosphere between them as romantic.
>>724290705They fixed that in new pokemon anime
guys recommend me outfits for the life-size gardevoir
>>724289634AAAAIEEEEE>>724289740I dont drink coffee...
>>724290764MWAH MWAH MWAH
What was that crystal cave thing they were in anyways? Is that from one of the later games?
>>724291114Hula dancer suit
>>724291197glittering cave
>>724286868>>724286964
Don't let Pokemon drive no matter how smart they seem.
>>724252121How do Tumblr fetishists keep growing their influence?
How would you do a ring though?Her grippers are clearly too big and soft and warm.The hairclip is cute but would it suffice?
>>724291553wat
>>724254441I sincerely can't believe you've been mad ever since that /a/ thread
>>724291651Give her a gem necklace.
>>724291685Fuck you and I hope everyone you love kills themselves in front of you.
>>724291651Bracelet, armband, necklace, etc. Anythings fine as long as she accepts it
>>724285531This
>>724291651>The hairclip is cute but would it suffice?It should
>>724258085>"Wait, is this how much they are worth or someth-">sees filenameHoly shit.
>Voiced by KanaHanathat was one of the cutest Pokemon things I've ever seen
>>724252154WHY NOT BOTH?
>>724288657what is that "hairstyle" called?It's so cute
You're all gamefreak shills and should fucking kill yourselves. Niggers. Fuck this thread.
>>724288660Imagine losing to a FUCKING 7 YEAR OLD
>>724289125Sorry I was too busy with mine to reply to this thread.
shame we will probably not see a follow-up.would be interesting to see the guy and his gardevoir try again
>>724292170Are you low functioning?
>>724291751lmao dudeI honestly have no idea how you haven't been rangebanned yet
>>724289125Vaporeon would have been my pick if I had found this thread earlier. Nobody said Vaporeon though because it's largely a normalfag meme to want to have sex with it, the people that genuinely like it are rarer than it probably seems..
>>724291969Kek
>next episode follows the little girl with the Mawile as she becomes league champion
>>724290181It's not a real "tier list," it's how many images they had on e621Sandslash is pretty popular! Beating out Meloetta isn't bad at all
>>724292519not even boogie can overcome the genwun bias
>>724292198>see them in the background in some random scene in the future>there's a kirlia holding the gardevoir's hand and he's holding an egg
Every positive reaction to this piece of shit animation translates to more sales for GF/TPC's shitty fucking trash kusoge. More profit = the franchise never stops being raped. Fuck you if you watched this. Fuck you if you clicked that link. Bunch of fucking faggot niggers.
how long would i be waiting for a life size garde in the us after purchase?also has anyone started making replicas of short garde's omega stone hairclip? i want one for mine when she comes gonna lay my head in her lap while i play legends Arceus
>>724292838Fuck off TPC shill.
>>724292715Not my gutsHe would NEVER say... NIGGER...
>>724292874this doesn't answer either of my questions :(
>>724292996Die, golem. Kill yourself. Take your own life.
>>724292715keep crying spergy
>>724293332Zoomer niggers (synonyms) like you should be shot on sight.
>>724292838Last batch preordered in February and was supposed to ship in June, but tariffs delayed it to October. They tend to operate exclusively on preorder so I'd expect 4+ months while they finalize numbers.
>>724258820Its jap name is Sirknight.
>>724292229the fuck
>>724289202it is hair, the games always used the same sprites but it's implied that they can style their hair like humans do.
>>724293451you think the Pokemon company would let you know its a fucking pre-order this time welp, good thing i havent bought her maid cosplay yet
>>724293794It could be selling off spare stock, I genuinely don't know. Mine's sitting next to me as I type this and it was a harrowing year waiting for it after Lucario and Lapras were a relatively smooth process. Furret was a nightmare but that's because it was before they'd ship the gigaplushes to the US so I had to use an intermediary to broker it.
>>724292184Is this the one with the...
>>724293773Need ponytail garde
>>724293886well, ill be hping i get more info this weekworks gonna be hell till after new years and coming home to a garde i can cuddle while reading puts some hope back in my life
>>724294008I feel you, my entire division of 1k+ people is probably being laid off tomorrow and I'm not proud of the degree to which Gardevoir has helped this past week
>>724294040>parents send their ten year old boys out into these rape forests
>>724294062also would you know what size clothhing she'd fit into? wanna put my garde in some kinda cute cosplay
>>724294218From testing she'll fit into medium shirts (her arms are flexible enough to bend into them) but sleeves are limited by the size of her hands and her head is too large for pullovers. If you want specific body part measurements I can get those.
>>724294361cohost mention
>>724262663People would look at me and just know, I'm futa btw
>>724294323think ill just risk it and go with ordering small size from aliexpressquestion for myself now is maid outfit, mimikyuu cloak or megumin cosplay
>>724292715>mindbroken pissbaby is seething that people liked a cartoon
>>724295198>buck broken so hard by waifuposting this makes him foam the mouthif you're gonna seethe about gamefreak this hard at least do something productive with it like harass TCG scalpers
>>724290598
>>724295198Fuck you janny NIGGER piece of shit KILL EVERYONE WORKING AT GAMEFREAK AND THE POKEMON COMPANY. FUCK EVERY SINGLE RETARD IN THIS THREAD.FUCK YOU.
>>724290705the canon karen vs the trump era regret >>724290764
this whole short reminded me of airalin might just get my garde a black choker and have her be airalin ngl she was always adorable back when i was a normie on DA
>>724295610>this whole short reminded me ofFuck you for watching it. Fuck you for giving them a view. Fuck you NIGGER gamefreak shill.
And I will ban evade EVERYTHING as many times as needed until you faggot fucking mods finally rangeban me from ALL boards, you fucking hear me? Goddamn kikes defending GF and TPC.
I like Kirlias and Ralts better
>>724295727FUck off.
>>724292249>genuinely like>4chanI guess I'm just too old but genuinely thanks for the reminder
>>724295713>>724295648hey schizoopen up ebay and vent this diaper shitting there the the people charging 999 dollars for a booster box of 151, thatll prob make you feel better AND you get to be morally justified
>>724295727We love lolis around here.
>>724265739To be fair, most of that is aggressively off-model or just generally shit.
I always liked vaporeon because a bulky water type that could just spam surf was very useful to kid me who didnt really know how the game worked at the timeFlareon was shit and jolteon was too frailOnce D/P came out, I actually liked Leafeon a lot, the most forgotten of them all
>>724292715What link? Please post!
>>724295956Why is she glooby
>>724295984for me it was espeon/umbreonthey had THE best 3ds theme you could get officially
>>724296068Of course not you god damned zoomer retard. Fuck you gamefreak shill. >>724296080>>724296089Niggers.
>>724296080the trainer was very happy to have a mini her
>>724296057>>724296098
>>724296178Kill yourself faggot retard.
>>724295727Ralts!
>>724296178Bodied that freak!
>>724296229>>724296225Die niggers. FUCK YOU JANNY.
>>724296194>>724296257
QRD on the barneyfag wannabe?
>>724296319His gash is really hurting right now, ran out of ibuprofen and the store doesnt open for another 12 hours or so
>>724291487i fucking love the idea of putting gardevoir in the front seat and just letting her go>she's watched me do it a lot she can handle itfucking hilarious
>>724295449impressive, really nicely -acked zem
Unironically how does the pokemon world still have a sustainable amount of humans in it considering the amount of waifu and husbando mons are present?How does a woman compete with a feminine psychic pokemon that will be permanently emotionally committed to your wellbeing and won't cheat? How does a man compete with a four arm muscle pokemon that is at your beck and call along with being capable of beating up any would be creeper?
>>724296412>can just yoink how to drive outta her trainers mind>commits vehicular manslaughter for the love of the game
>>724296481Sperm banks and IVF.
>>724296319dime-a-dozen NDS faggot
What I would give to kidnap janny and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a faggot retard? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other fags to the death. Just so many things i would do.>>724296319I hate nuPokemon, niggers and jews and I want to get rangebanned from all boards to finally be free from this zoomer infested shithole. More context here. >>724292715 Also fuck you nigger.
Kill yourselves gamefreak shills and janny faggot.
>>724296481>dittos can breed with humans> female human use dittos to get designer babies
>>724296481How many people do you think have the patience and skill to capture and train up a Gardevoir, and then have the inclination to mate with it afterwards?These are very small numbers.
>>724296542>>724296587>>724296627
>>724258085CACTUS
>>724296667
>>724252121Why haven't they made a poketranny quarantine board yet? Oh wait, they did. But mods, trannyjannies, and poketrannies just blatantly ignore the distinction. That's okay, really. Fuck it, I guess, you know? Board quality? Civil discourse? Focused discussion? Nah, fuck it, let's just post off-topic shit on boards where it doesn't belong. Oh look, two more (you)s than you might have gotten by posting this absolute trash on /vp/! Good thing you came to /v/, you cocksucking faggot nigger!
Posting it
anyways gimme some cosplay outfit ideas to put my life size garde in when i get them
>>724296827dorothy from big o
>>724296827Wedding dressChina dressPajamas
>>724296481You're forgetting that human women have benefited from increased natural selection pressure
>Another 30 day banStop pussyfooting, retard janny nigger. Tell your mod overlords to break out the rangeban hammer already. Fucking niggers.>>724296895>>724296917Stop replying to the nigger gamefreak shill.
>>724296782Did you put your app in, freelance hall monitor
Fuck Gamefreak. Fuck The Pokemon Company.
>>724296895based mecha fan>>724296917def grabbing her a wedding shawl
>>724297024>>724296946>>724297052
Don't ban him, give us free entertainment and (you)sI kinda want a spheal plush, but not the one they sell but something more like this
Basedfreak? Won
>>724296787>2.56mTall girl supremacy
>>724297145hope if they do more life size plushies they go for the starter mons from all generations now that they got all the big meme choices outta the waypic relateda torchic/blaizken plush would be amazing
>>724297280im a lil retarded but i fit right in with out resident seething baby
>>724297316Consider thisLife sized mega swampert
>>724297359>>724297395
>>724296938>benefited from increased natural selection pressureLike what? Different hair colors? Because everything else seems standard.
i would've totally gotten the life size plush if i didnt have friends or hook ups over at alli get enough raised eyebrows for some of the shit i own and display
>>724252121Didn't that one fucker marry Arceus already?
>>724297448ngl i get it, that the only reason i'm cool with it nobodys gonna be around to see her but me
>>724280694The Pokemon world has very advanced tech that could cure STDs though
This kiddo melting down is funny.Great entertainment.
>>724297596>>724297629>>724297649i enjoy just responding to him with smug gardes
>>724297596>>724297629
>>724296481Children take the mothers' species. Every woman that fucks a pokemon still has human children.
>>724259082Just another thing they need to correct going forward. It's not as if they have to account for people's old pokemon either now, with the segregated dexes and no more forward trading old mons.
>>724254235>>724254032>That kid actually won the championship tooGardewhores/Saanight hookers in fucking shambles
>>724297629>>724297596
>>724252121>>724252154⠠⠝⠕⠺⠁⠽⠂⠋⠁⠛⠲
>>724297547my friends already know im a degenerate but i think a life size plush in some inoffensive cosplay might warrant a deeper conversation about it that i do not want to bother withironically enough most strangers i bring over have positive impressions of displays, unfortunately it's canceled out by the few rare "uhhh why is she barely wearing anything" and the awkward moment after i just shrug "it looks nice"
Male pokemon on female human is a degeneracyMale human on female pokemon is the purest form of love.
>>724297940Don't be such a prude, anon
>>724297649You know what ISN'T funny? Gamefreak and TPC selling billions of copies of this dogshit. >>724297673>>724297713>>724297792Kill yourself nuPokenigger shill.>>724297827They aren't correcting SHIT. They're going to make everything worse on purpose to spite you because they hate you and they want you miserable at all times, while simultaneously taking your money THAT YOU'RE WILLINGLY GIVING TO THEM BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED NIGGER.
>>724298014
>>724297940The degeneracy is what makes it so hot thoughWhat about homo pokephelia though?
>>724254235All of these are really cute
>>724297940>>724297987>>724298039only pokefuckers we must look down on are machamp artists
>>724298060>>724298089
>>724298079All nuPokeniggers should be killed. >>724298129Fuc
>>724252615Probably female, considering the blushing and the girliest Gardevoir voice so far in the franchise.
>>724298129Fuck you gamefreak shill.
>>724298136
>>724298060why so angry
>>724298014Yeah pokemon selling billions isn't funny its great
>>724298060>What the fuck is that thing.Annihilape. Its the evolved form of Primeape after it becomes so angry it dies. you arent a gamer if you dont name it Akuma
oi, gamefreak, may i pitch you something you should rip off for all gardevoir fans to enjoy?Handholding mechanics. On-demand handholding session with gardevoir with just a single press of a button.
Gardefuckers fear this
>>724298089https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H81MSo_3DqA&list=PLBE2D9BnJJUoFiRz8ZjF2KToAirHYn1Ru&index=16Nah, cute
>>724298270im listening...
>>724298270You have to admit Mega Mawile was a beast.
Her "new" design from the animation is the cutest thing ever
>>724298361
>>724298361>gamefreak shill.Merely a Palbro that wants to see Pokemon do some real good stuff, like hugs
>>724288657MAIDEN IN LOVE
>>724298398Ride spider wifeLife good
>>724298442
>>724298468Fuck off gamefreak shill.
>>724298497
>>724252121Wake me up when the Human (male) x Lucario (female) wedding episode drops.I don't care about this leek.
>>724296938
>>724288657CUTE
Rangeban the sperg already so he does us all a favor and puts a gun in his mouthNo wonder this place has become such a shithole when you're letting these /pol/ rejects smear their shit on the walls for days. Wake the fuck up and clean it up.
>>724298660Wouldn't matter, he is probably using the proxy
>>724252121Proud mons wether "male" or female would NEVER do it with humans men
>>724298630I wish I had a single pokegirl oppai loli picture that wasn't giantess stuff so I could just post it.then again this is the gardevoir thread.
>>724288660it's funny to see pokemon from the view of a normal person getting their ass beat by some elementary schooler.
>>724298397
>>724298630is there actually a full edit for the entire thing, or just this picture?
>>724298630>smug oppai lolithis does me in
>>724298660just post smug mons at himits clearly chapping his neovag
>>724297940This, reminder that Arceus herself only approves of human male x female pokemon relationships.
>>724298917
Rangeban WHEN?
>>724298957>>724298993
ARE YOU GONNA LEAVE ME HANGING, JANNY NIGGER?FUCK GAMEFREAK. FUCK THE POKEMON COMPANY. FUCK THEIR GOLEMS.>>724299042KILL YOURSELFG AMEFREAL SHILL
>>724299086
>>724299086Dance, puppet.
>>724299145
>>724298726A Lucario might be proud of its power, but friendship evolutions do things to you psychologically speaking.
>>724252121>mega evolution is a mahou shoujo transformationcute, but I still think megas are retarded
>>724296827actually wait, i have an idea
FUCK GAMEFREAKFUCK THE POKEMON COMPANYFUCK THIS THREAD FULL OF SHILLING ZOOMERSFUCK JANNIESFUCK MODSKILL YOUR FUCKING SELVES
>>724299374>>724299418must be hard to post through all those tears
Imagines how many young boys were corrupted by their pokemon first heat...
>>724299472That's a male Lucario...
>>724299451>>724299491
WHY ARE YOU DENYING ME MY RANGEBANI AM ASKING FOR ITWHY WON'T YOU DO IT YOU NIGGERS FUCK GAMEFREAKFUCK THE POKEMON COMPANY
>>724299374Dance, puppet, DANCE!
>>724299374holy seethe
>>724262663
>>724299529
I AM STILL HERE, HELLO???? FUCKING RANGEBAN ME ALREADYFUCK GAMEFREAKFUCK THE POKEMON COMPANY>>724299567>>724299563>>724299553>>724299663Kill your FUCKING self gamefreak shill.
>>724299504Your point being?https://files.catbox.moe/2byrk7.jpg
>>724299686Just stop posting, nigga.
RANGEBAN WHEN???????FUCK GAMEFREAKFUCK THE POKEMON COMPANY
>>724299567
>>724299714Boys are hornier in their heats.
>>724299686>>724299743>>724299779
>>724299779
I deserve gardecuddles
>>724300036
>>724299567>fat bitch mains a snorlaxalso>milk tankhttps://litter.catbox.moe/rxh0en.png
>>724299504Not mine, I beat the odds.
Human on Pokemon is the purest form of love
>>724299714stop being gay, it's disgusting
>>724300105Pokemon are our wives
WE'RE GOING PAST BUMP LIMIT THEN, NIGGER MODS.FUCK GAMEFREAKFUCK THE POKEMON COMPANY>>724300075>>724300049>>724300038>>724300105>>724300183You deserve to be fucking hung in public like the old times, gamefreak shill.
For me it's Roselia.
>>724300131Don't worry, it's NEVER gay if its with a "male" monhttps://files.catbox.moe/da65da.png
>>724300321For me it's killing everyone working at Gamefreak.
>>724300240
>>724300409
>finally get a shiny ralts in ZA>It's even a alphaIs it morally correct to groom your ralts into a tall boywife?
>>724300443>in ZAKILLYOURFUCKINGSELF GAMEFREAK SHILLFUCK YOUFUCK YOU YOU PAID FOR THIS SHITFUCK YOU EVEN IF YOU'RE EMULATING ITKILL YOURSELF NIGGERFUCK YOU
>>724300590
>>724265010Mew
>>724300627>>724300643Fuck off.
>>724300683Blow it out your ass faggot
>>724300658>>724300705
You're gonna earn that paycheck today, janny.
>>724300751
>>724300590Nah, I preordered it for SW2, other than some dumb texture stuff the games been a good sequel to LA. I hope they take some of the gameplay forward Into the mainline.
>>724300806I'm going to fucking kill you and everyone you love, zoomer nigger.
>>724275082I mean, in universe type specialist are probably quite common since it makes it easier to care for the same group of pokemon
These lazy cunts are not even bothering to wipe all my posts like usual. They just get the most recent one for "ban evasion" and call it a day (or like 2 minutes because I'm not about to let janny win).FUCK GAMEFREAKFUCK THE POKEMON COMPANY
>>724258085LUBBY CHUDDER
>>724300872
>>724300240'ate Gamefreak'luv me Lucario cookie
>>724298726>>724299206
>>724300921
>>724300806>been a good sequel to LAKys shill, it doesn't even qualify as a sequel. It's a downgrade in every single way, even fucking gyro aiming for pokeball throws was removed for no reason>I hope they take some of the gameplay forward Into the mainline.What fucking gameplay? The only new addition was a new shitty battle system and I guarantee you that shit will never come to the mainline games. If SV allowed you to catch mons in real time instead of being forced to get into a battle, it would be literally the exact same game as ZA but infinite times better, at least that game gives you more fucking movement options than just running, rolling and whatever shit that rotom upgrade isThis game is receiving an insane amount of dishonest shilling that it's insane. Reminds me of when faggots defended BDSP being a dogshit game because it was muh faithful, despite it clearly not even being that
>Still not rangebannedHOW MUCH ARE THEY PAYING YOU, JANNY? I'LL DOUBLE YOUR SALARY.FUCK GAMEFREAKFUCK THE POKEMON COMPANY>>724300806I am also going to skin your pets alive, gamefreak shill.
>>724300936Female Lucarios quickly go from being proud of their power to trashing about (in bed) with their male trainers. It's in their nature.
>>724301098>What fucking gameplay? The only new addition was a new battle systemI hope you realize how dumb you sound
>>724301098>This game is receiving an insane amount of dishonest shillingfucking where 99% of the talk about za is people crying about it because nintendo hurt their feelings
>>724301076Even has a battle theme if you play this at 1.25x speedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aj5SQzBq4I
>>724301132you sound unwell
>>724301171I don't think you understand what a shill is.
>>724301185You sound like a fucking shill for gamefreak. Kill yourself nigger.
>>724301205Say that to my face in an empty parking lot, gamefreak shill.
>>724301208take your fucking meds already holy shit
>>724301208do you call your doctor a gamefreak shill too when they tell you you're sick?
>>724301208Do you need someone to talk to? Do you need help? What's wrong?
I really don't get what people like this are actually trying to achieve.
>>724301319>>724301326Kill everyone working at Gamefreak/The Pokemon Company.
>>724301146No, seriously, what fucking additions?Rogue megas are just PLA noble mon fightsResearch tasks are just PLA pokedex chores except this time you also have to pay for NSO to complete trade evolution tasksI am genuinely struggling to find any new actual gameplay addition other than the shitty pokemon rumble like battle system. Is the new gameplay addition the fucking castlevania 2 style style interruptions for day/night time and that also for some fucking reason completely resets any fight that you were doing at the time?
>>724301342It's okay to feel bad but you should find a healthier way to cope with your anger.
JANNY LOST. FUCK GAMEFREAKFUCK THE POKEMON COMPANY
>>724301173>game good because you just mad lmaoThanks for proving my point
>>724301353I hope you're just baiting and not actually this stupid.
>>724301387>sells a bag of Meowscarada shit>people line up to buy itproblem officer?
>>724301387you are delusional
>>724301427Fucking answer me you retarded turbo niggerI finished the game. What new fucking additions are you talking about?Is it the fact that some mons seem to have innate abilities because shit like Aegislash still does the stance shift even though the game removed abilities? Sorry, but PLA already did that with Regigigas tooThere's NOTHING newOh fuck, I fucking hope that you're not begging for the next mainline game to force you to grind 20 copy pasted generic NPCs to unlock the next gym battle. That shit does not even qualify as a gameplay addition, it's literally just effortless padding
>>724301552cat poop
>>724258085i liek <3
>pokemonlol pathetic losers
>>724301883
Would you?
Looks like the janny finally gave up. But the consooming zoomer niggers haven't. My job is not done until every single motherfucker who gives money to Gamefreak/TPC is DEAD.
>>724302023hard
Imagine having a jealous Pokemon
Wear your face mask
>>724301883>lieking Mudkips is "shilling" on nuchanRetard-kun, this is a video game thread.I know a /vpol/ racism thread DIED for this, but you need to accept that fact.
Good night
>>724302149y his weener look so weird?
>>724302254god i want to fuck a pokemon so hard
>>724302085>>724302149Those things can tranform like dittos?
>Snipe my posts>Leave the zoophile to freely post bestiality pornStellar job JANNY NIGGER. WHERE'S MY FUCKING RANGEBAN YOU CUNT, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR FIVE HOURS NOW. FUCK GAMEFREAKFUCK THE POKEMON COMPANY>>724302242You fucking piece of shit, you are posting in a Pokemon thread in 2025. I don't give a FUCK what you post. If you're not actively shitting on Gamefreak and The Pokemon Company YOU ARE A SHILL. NIGGER SHILL. KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF. EVERY TIME YOU DON'T SHIT ON THEM YOU GIVE THEM MONEY. THIS NEW ANIMATION GAVE THEM MONEY BECAUSE YOU WATCHED IT. TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE YOU WORTHLESS KIKE LOVING BASTARD. YOU ARE A GOLEM. JEW WORSHIPPING NIGGER. FUCKING DIE.
>>724302450Go to bed, kiddo. You've got school in the morning.
>>724302490I'm going to disfigure your face with my fists, gamefreak shill.
>>724302502Go to bed, kiddo. You've got school in the morning.
>>724302526I'm going to disfigure your face with my fists, gamefreak shill.
>>724302562Go to bed, kiddo. You've got school in the morning.
>>724302597I'm going to disfigure your face with my fists, gamefreak shill.
>>724302624Go to bed, kiddo. You've got school in the morning.
>>724302647I'm going to disfigure your face with my fists, gamefreak shill.
>>724302254Amazon is a god-tier position
>>724302671No you're not.Go to bed, kiddo. You've got school in the morning.
>>724302705I'm going to disfigure your face with my fists, gamefreak shill.
>>724302721No you're not.Go to bed, kiddo. You've got school in the morning.
>>724302772I'm going to disfigure your face with my fists, gamefreak shill.
>>724302779No you're not.Because you've got school in the morning. Go to bed, kiddo
>>724302814>I'm going to disfigure your face with my fists, gamefreak shill.I'm going to disfigure your face with my fists, gamefreak shill.
>>724302828Go to bed, kiddo
>>724302846I'm going to disfigure your face with my fists, gamefreak shill.
>>724302861No you're not.Go to bed, kiddo.
Actually fucking laughing at how hard janny gave up. I only pulled an all nighter because of (You), janny NIGGER.FUCK GAMEFREAKFUCK THE POKEMON COMPANYKILL ALL POKEMON SHILLS
>>724302948>wasting 4 hours of you're lifeCool. Now, go to bed, kiddo. You've got school in the morning.
>>724303008I'm going to disfigure your face with my fists, gamefreak shill.
>>724303024No you're not.Go to bed, kiddo.
>>724303059I'm going to disfigure your face with my fists, gamefreak shill.
>>724303069No you're not.Go to bed, kiddo.
>>724303097I'm going to disfigure your face with my fists, gamefreak shill.
I like swords!
>>724303108No you're not.Go to bed, kiddo.
>gamefreak shills>i'm going to disfigure you>ban meeeeee
>>724303126Through Gamefreak employees' chests.
so the gown is removable?
The fuck, I just got here and thought it was gonna be a cute/lewd thread. The hell did I miss?
>>724294745>I'm futa btwNopretty sure you're just an AGP tranny
>>724302948But, why?Just stop posting here, and/or go to a thread about a game you like. Are you retarded?
>>724300075Why does Meowth have a human dick instead of a cat one?
>>724303215Nothing of importance.
>>724303215The consequences of a sabotaged mental health care system, poor parenting and access to residential proxy ban evasion
>serious and gallant creature officially reduced to a moeblobI voted for this?
>>724303303Cat dicks are barbed
>>724303303Because cat dicks are shit
>>724303373Ok and?>>724303382You're not the Miltank so why should you care?
>>724303452>I WANT THE NIGGER MODS TO RANGEBAN MEBut, why though? Just walk away from your computer, bro lol
So what, is this guy the new barneyfag or something?
>>724301372PALWORLD WON BIGLY!!!
>>724303523The same mold, at least.
>>724303523slowly breeding her in that position would be divine
>>724303494>DUUUUUUDE JUST LET THE ZOOMERS KEEP GIVING MONEY TO GAMEFREAK SO THEY CAN KEEP RAPING THE FRANCHISEKill your fucking self gamefreak shill. Actually fucking die in real life.
>>724303603
>>724303550Guess I learned something today.>>724303598Loving pokewives is what all true trainers strive for.
>>724303603Like, what you're doing right now is going to make any difference...?lollmao even
I'm the ONLY one actively trying to fight against the jews and no one else fucking cares. You just let them do what they want. Fuck you. FUCK GAMEFREAKFUCK THE POKEMON COMPANYKILL ALL POKEMON SHILLS
>>724303768>actively>just posting on 4chanlollmao evev
>>724303768Anon youre on 4chan...
>>724303842Rangeban yourself, NOW!
>>724297606>ERM the unspecified magic of that realm wouldn't allow for this punchline! *nerd emoji*
>>724303837>>724303754>>724303830So are you and still you're watching the shitty soulless animations that The Pokemon Company puts out and playing the trash kusoge that Gamefreak shits out as well (even emulated you fucking NIGGER). Every single positive reaction to any of the new JEWISH GARBAGE they release translates to profit for them. Kill yourself SHILL.
>>724299393god I wish I had a gf to wear that for me.
>>724304060I wish you would fucking kill yourself but here we are.
Today a new lolcow is born.I look forward to having many laughs at your expense, little sperg.
>>724304178Fuck you. I fucking hate all of you so goddamn much.
>>724304194Hahaha. Oh, you.
FIVE whole hours and the nigger mods couldn't give me a rangeban. What the fuck are these goddamn kikes doing??
>>724304110Anon, no...
>>724304194You're welcome, new little lolcow.
>>724304294Nigger.
>>724304270Laughing at you, bitch nigga. Like we all are.
>>724304315You're watching the franchise get raped by the jews and you're laughing? Waste of oxygen cocksucker.
I look forward to being annoyed by this sperg any time I want to post pictures of gardevoir.
breed pokemon
>>724304338imagine bitching about it now instead of way back with gold/silver; cry more
>>724304338I'm laughing at you, yes.
>>724292715You lost
Notice how the JANNY NIGGER is not deleting any porn that has been up for an hour but is sniping my posts. Faggot.>>724304451You lost too if you used to like Pokemon, dumb god damned kike puppet.>>724304404>>724304379Kill all nuPokeniggers.
>>724304292
>>724304564>not giving you anything you want while you waste your time screaming into the voidBased janjan
Why the fuck is every series I used to like infested with retarded faggots who will mindlessly consoom everything the jews shit out. Fuck you. I hate you all.
>>724304694>based N64 model loreOkay, I'll give you a pass. There an upload of these somewhere you can share?
