>>724442396
>>724442434Yea, that's an updoot from me
>>724442613you monster....
>>724442706
He's in
Post Twitch insults of that Amy fag at the top of the leaderboard.
>>724443065>A rose by any other name would still be a man
>>724443065i'd let her kiss my penis
I was going to try hosting from my Switch 1 but I got disconnected after only 1 race. World rank squad lobby 93771671
>>724442781>>724443065Callie no offense but just fuck off dude, nobody cares, nobody wants to argue with you, just stay on Twitch and stop being a nuisance here.
>>724442781I FUCKING LOVE SASSY AMY
Congratulate her, she's in.
>>724443450my bed
>>724443190Humamy a Cute
>>724443650
>>724443623Well congratulations to you too then.
Ok, can anyone who actually likes Wonder Museum explain why? I fucking hate it yet it's so damn popular! Makes no sense...
>>724444053Music
>>724444053Nice environment, nice music, not an offensive track design.
Hopping off for the night, gotta do some work.
>>724444053Lots of item boxes and dash panels.
>>724440110Thanks for the races, I'll be dropping out. This room was at 3/4 after I left if anyone else wanted to take my place.
>>724444190nice cat
>>724440110>>724444165ggs
>>724444190Aww, sorry but I'm going out for tonight too, Blazebro. Cya later! ^^Hope the thread gets a new lobby.
>>724444172>>724444163That...actually explains pretty well why I hate it. Lots of items + simple track means lots and LOTS of rape inbound.
>>724444053Not a ton of shortcuts, good turns, enough items to make things work. It's just a pleasant track that isn't too unfair or easy to bag.
>>724443239who?
>>724443203Still open, only 1/4 right now
>>724443239Do you actually think Callie posts here
>>724445067Yno.
>>724444930Don't worry about it
>>724444053Very simple map with a great theme>>724443239Roped that tranny twice with the /v/ros during the festival
>>724445350you blew HOW many ropes on her???
>>724444053final lap has a lot of changes compared to the other tracks
>>724445680It is cool how the museum comes alive and tries to attack you, I'll give it that.
It's kind of surprising how many of the original tracks I like. Like more than the remixes.
tired of this temptress whore miku ruining this thread
>>724444950>>724443203Sorry I didn't come keep you company anon, the race park carousel wouldn't let me off.I was also lost in my tunes.
Love this Miku for saving another Sonic thread
>collabing left and right>already lost about 90% of its playerbase in a month>/v/ threads dying Lasted longer than i thought
crossworldsbros............our thread...? our activity....?
disregard that, gonna go to sleep early. forgot i have an appointment tomorrow morning.
I just need eleven more horns before I never EVER have to touch Race Park again.
>Main a slipstream build since that's what clicks with me the most>Try silver surfer out because why not>Take weird lines, bumping into walls and generally just feels shit to playHow do people main this or find this broken? It feels awful.
>>724447997You have to get used to it for it to click, but once it does it's a blast.
>>724447678Race Park is your home. There is no escape.
>>724443746what even is a "tenrec".
>>724447678You're going to be upset when you finish the beginner challenges
>>724447997Once you are good at it you get the benefit of the shield without the weakness of the incredibly fucked up lines. It's a lot like skiing in Tribes was.
>>724448302I will have the Race Park achievement done by the time I'm finished with the horns.
>>724448442Damn, wild. I finished my horns before I finished my 240 Race Park wins.
Can we get Billy Hatcher as one of the free DLC Sega characters?
>>724448784no.
>>724448784it is technically possible
>>724446753No worries, it died one race after I posted again.
>>724443203Part of the reason I never join /v/ lobbies or host them with friends is because I'm on Switch, maybe when the Switch 2 version drops I will
What is Silver Surfer build?
>>724449820Tech Drift + Lv2/3/4 QC
>main Cream because bunny, have over 2000 races with her>get all S ranks in all time trials with her>later get a nice top 10 time in a time trial after a bit of grinding>try the route again a single time with Knuckles on a whim>-0.3 lap 1>get a little nervous for some reason>-0.2 lap 2>nearly get upset that it's this easy to beat my splits with only a character change>don't even hear the Cream ghost anymore>inexplicably getting more distressed as lap 3 goes on>pause the game right before the finish line and see that it was going to be approximately -0.8 seconds total, which would've been a top 5 time for the track>exit to course select so it doesn't save>because apparently I'd rather have a ~10th place time with Cream than a ~5th place time with Knuckles>which I would've had after literally that single attempt so grinding it a little more might have led to a 1st place time since they were close enoughfuck me, I might have actual brain problemsif only Vanilla were in the game and somehow had the same boost stat as Knuckles/Eggman/Miku
>someone throws a ghost to first >on the jump of metal harbor>cant do shit since i cant move even though i am not even firstshit like this is why mario kart is better
>he tries to frontrun
>>724450307Based. Who needs slightly higher leaderboard ranks when you have loyalty?
Could you give me your winning gadgets pls, these past 2 days I've just been getting fucked over like crazy landing in 10 to 12th when i was at 3rd or 2nd. It's honestly so stupid how items are
>>724450617i would suggest silver surfer but even with that i get some races here and there where i get my face kicked so hard i go from 1st to 12th because someone threw an item at the right moment and now everyone uses me as a punching bag
>>724450617Quick recovery, both Slipstreams, Mini Ring boost
>>724450774What is silver surfer? And I don't mind getting 12th here and there you can't win em all. But fuck this is excessive. Maybe I've just reached my peak and this is as far as I climb. And yea it starts feeling like everyone targets you. So many random gloves thrown at me when it's better to just save it>>724450869Is quick recovery really worth the 3 slots it takes? But yea I might try that one for the ring boost. I already use both slipstreams
I have upgraded my game.
based
>>724451301>Is quick recovery really worth the 3 slots it takes?its not good for getting 1st but good at getting top 4
>>724450307Migu mains stay winning>>724451731That's a 4080 THIS is a 5090
>>724451816My fuarking HEROw jobbing to ult charge on purpose to get it nerfed
>>724450617Slipstream bounty + Ring boost. They are the two gadgets I and others most consistently win with.These are the two plates I've been using recently.Here's a video someone made explaining it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjRHdO9JH78>>724451301>What is silver surfer?Silver surfer is Ultimate Charge + Technical Drift. It's very punishing, and you have to be good at drifting. But it is the best build for frontrunning.
>>724452223>It's very punishinglollmao even
>>724452126>"sonic" coomart that treats the fur as inoffensive clothing and makes any sexy parts human-coloredSo cowardly.
>>724452268based bait
>>724452268ok
Frontrunner kings run this threadGappedsissies may not reply
>>724446996there's like a dozen tracks at most to pick from, and it keeps giving the wonderful choice of the apostos, ocean view, and white palace or some shit, we need more track variety in the pick 3>>724447493is there a lobby?
>>724452512yeah man being invulnerable for 3/4 of the race is really punishing
>>724451892much better. significant improvement.
>>724451892
>>724452126>*clicks Jet Set Radio OST (FULL) instead*
>>724452126SEXO
>>724453341say it louder
>>724451892woah
>>724451892Can I get a link for the Migu mods?
>>724453393>>>vg/t44331707
>>724453638>>>/vg/t44331707
>>724453710>Searching for t44331707
Frontrunning is a myth
I already miss the festival, they should a 4v4v4 mode available at all times.
>>724453426https://litter.catbox.moe/htsn4hol4z87ixgn.7z>>724454045It's over...>>724454113Yeah
>>724454113TEAM BATTLE
>>724454045Hoa do you as a frontrunner even make distance?You're fighting against the power of slipstream + better items + shortcuts you can't take + more items being aimed at youSilver surfer doesn't even help with most of those, it just makes you more immune to getting itemfucked
Okay.
>>724454402I think if you have full ring boost and 100 rings the speed you have is juuuust barely enough to start moving away from the pack if they mostly attack themselves and not you
>>724454152Thank you very much
>>724452990To be "punished" you need to do something wrong first, that is the definition of a punishment.Yes if you play perfect you are invulnerable that is the point of the build. However if you fuck up your timing, one of drifts, or are simply unable to drift because you are in the air you can get heavily punished.You get punished harder for fucking up then any other build because you have put everything in drifting and front running and nothing in any comeback mechanics.Compare that with a Slipstream bounty + Ring boost, where they can easily get back to 100 rings and top speed even after fucking up. Less punishing.
>>724454708>get hit once without quick recovery>miles behind the pack with nobody to activate slipstream in sighti'm lovin it
>>724443102kek
>>724442894IIRC Ian still likes the guy but isn't allowed to use him so maybe he can push for his inclusion if Sega ever gets the stick out of their ass regarding the classic split. The real question is: who should he sound like?
>>724454045>so much sweat>just to get owned by a guy with a wisp and collision boostAre extreme gears a meme? I mean think about it logically, you are putting your sweat and tears into cramming a boost down every turn just to help the guy with slipstream boost achieve the same speed by holding forwardI can't imagine anything more cucked
lobby time!45814967
>>724455331The guy who voiced King K. Rool in the 3D cartoon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42ZiOfpILDo
>>724454402he should have rolled for omochao
my Wave wife is cute
>>724455874Finally. I was getting tired of script writing.
>>724456292>instant com error
sunnuvabitchuno momento, will have new lobby up shortly
>>724454045pathetic. either buff e-gear or nerf this dumb shit Sega.
new lobby, sega pls fix servers95043274
This slow climb to 3k sure is something...
>>724454152>>724454113>>724452670>>724452126>>724451892>>724446182>>724445350
so what's the point of blocking players if they can still show up in your online lobbies?
>>724456720>unironically blocking anyone but hackersFragile
>Zavok sneaks ahead of me into first with a monster truck in his hands>I get slapped with a weight sending me off the ledge right before the end, making me slip down to 8thfucking how, jesus
where is he
>>724454045You dare bump a wall and feel entitled to a win? The collision boost chad deserved that
>>724456720Who are we blocking?
Blazebro...
>>724456928En guarde!
>>724456943in a pineapple under the sea
>>724456943Next week or the week after
>thought I was going against the same Amy from before for 1st>realize they aren't in the lobby anymoreOi. Get back in here.
fuckin almost had that one, but i managed to miss every single boost ring at the end, and eggman was able to barely slip ahead.
How big is the leaked wisp buy gadget? It could be absurd for front running if it's not 3 slots
>>724456424still 3/4 here if anyone wants in.
>>724458021
>>724457620Wait there are going to be more gadgets?
>>724458021SHOOT I FORGOT THE POSTTowers V.S. Vanilla.Starting off:Commander Towers: I see, a fellow chao enthusiast. I wish you luck.Vanilla the Rabbit: Oh, a pleasure to meet you. Would you care to join me for tea after the race?Mid Race:Commander Towers: My apologies...Vanilla the Rabbit: How rude... Didn't your mother teach you manners?Starting Off:Vanilla the Rabbit: How wonderful to meet a fellow parent. My little girl is so full of energy, what's your's like?Commander Towers: She's respectable. We can exchange family photos after the race. Good luck, Ms. Vanilla.Mid Race:Vanilla the Rabbit: Oh my!Commander Towers: Well done, madam.
>goo lands right as my monster trucks but right before I can use my boost
that's twice in a row i've hit an anon near the ending
gg after this race, gotta brush my teefs and sleep
>>724457920I'll be right back, need to take care of something.
>mfw 1v1ing another frontrunner in extreme gears>Just barely faster at the finish lineFor how much bullshit the game might throw at you some matches truly make you feel the super sonic racing
The real front running strat is exchanging boosted slipstreams with a bro in perpetuity
>>7244564242/4
Is you switching to Omega pretty much your kill mode?
That race is the exact reason why I don't frontrun. What a load of bullshit.
ERADICATE ALL THE MOTHERFUCKERS PUSHING ME AROUND
only one more achievement to get, and you can probably guess which one it is.
>jumped too early to take the shortcutJUST
Legend ranks gain so slowly
>>724459775Decals? Good luck. I grinded for those during the second festival and then the horns during the last one, now I'm working on max friendship/50k total tickets for the special challenges but I'm not in a hurry for that
Yep still hate Blizzard Valley.
>>724460201indeed. Prolly gonna grind for it during the spongebob or ichiban fest, whichever happens first.
>Egg Pawn goes from 2nd to 5th while I get off free from the weight
You will kneel and serve her.
>about to pull off my comeback>SEGA enables the green glove magnet in my gameFuck this game sometimes
>>724461009
>blasted my blaze vro 20000 timesWhat the FUCK there's too many Blaze's I couldn't tell which was which..
>>724461276and we all got wrecked.
>monster truck ends right as I touch the dirtNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSorry if I hit you Zavok.
>>724461650You did but it's fine, I was getting 3rd regardless..
>tfw accidentally gave a like to someone named "Sage Rule34 Goon" because I liked the gold board they had before I even saw the name
Sonic fans were wrong. Having all Wisps for items instead of generic boxing glove and tornado was superior. frenzy should just be added as a new item.
>>724461724kek I saw that guy a couple timesWhat the fuck is wrong with the Sage people in this game
>>724461724You can still like the vehicle despite the player themself.
>>724461851Oh I agree completely. Another rare things TSR did right.
>>724461923That and I do prefer its team mechanics to what Crossworlds has.I have no idea why it was not recreated for Crossworlds.Unironically I feel like the festivals would be great if they were world match but teams and you kept the TSR team mechanics.
I'm gonna remember that Blaze.
>>724461851Shield should have just been the shield from the games or the invincibility power.
>>724461851It wasn't a bad idea but the way some of them worked sucked ass. Like, the Laser in this game is 10 times better than the one in TSR and Quake was just a way worse version of Swarm that you couldn't avoid. Doesn't help that hitstun in that game is way worse than it is in this game>>724462048Item swap definitely should have stayed. There's times where I just get shit items and there's no way I'll place well enough to help my team win and then feel bad>>724461908Yeah, I guess you're right
>>724462192Isn't king boom boo just the new quake? I am not against some of the changes being other Sonic references. I am annoyed at Sonic references being removed because people would somehow complain if there were too many wisps.
>>724461851I don't like the wisps but at least they are Sonic/Sega related. Items with a theme like that are cool to me, like Dark Chao.
>>724462262King boom boo is a SA2 reference tho
>>724462135It was in Allstars Racing. Not sure why they changed it. I remember it even having the sound effect.
>>724462262You know King Boom Boo is a Sonic reference, right?
>>724462291>>724462330Yes I was saying King Boom Boo was a fine change.
>>724462396Gomen, my reading comprehension failed me.
>>724462262Sort of but Quake was just a reskinned Swarm where it'd randomly place shit on the road ahead of you and others had to dodge it regardless of what placement you were in, King Boom Boo is specifically for 1st place. But where Swarm could be avoided entirely, Quake usually couldn't. The best thing about the items in the previous racers is that they didn't have anything that was a 1st place target
>350 people onlineYou can stop making these threads. You lost.
>expected 4th>2ndHuh.
Please god.. fucking PLEASE remove the god damned weights from this fucking game do we really need another FUCKING item that punishes you for being 2nd?
>>724462635just surf bro
WELP my game crashed, time for a break, i guess. GGs, y'all.
>>724462682I was! But after blocking the fuckass slime and a sawblade I got raped by a weight the nanosecond my invuln ended..
>that saw>>724462708Good, glad you're calling it there. This game will do everything to remind me of my hate for that dogshit cheating ass item. Despite my salt still GGs, we went for quite a bit.
>>724454045The only other thing you could have done was cut through the grass with a wispunfortunately what everyone else did. Frontrunning really isn't worth it most of the time...
>>724461317
>>724460190At that point you need to play for the love of the game because the ranks mean nothing
>>724464206This.rank at this point just shows how long you've played.
>>724463408if he didn't take that bump at the end and just held forward for once in his life he could maybe get 2nd, but I don't think he could ever get first
Stop playing this game.
>>724460190EGs being able to grind intentionally would be so based
you>tries to take the cleanest possible line every turn>if he isn't drifting at all times he has a panic attack>needs to minmax their defensives perfectly>getting hit once puts them in 10thme>slipstreams behind the top guy and just gets 2nd for free
>>724464734Nobody cares.
>>724464734slipstream's chill like that.
>>724464206I just like driving as the bunny or Metal. Whatever happens, happens.
>>724462847Take the power car and fast recovery pill, throw in a little acceleration and nothing really phases you anymore.
>>724464734It's just that easy.
EG chads are in it for the aesthetic, power chuds are in it to minmax, acceleration chimps didn't get the memo, speed chumps think they are literally sonic, and handling chicks can't take a turn to save their life
>>724467060I use acceleration 'cuz the cars look cool.
>>724467245I sit on EG but I am partial to the prawn car myself
>>724465281Based
>>724464435No
why didn't silver prevent 9/11?
>>724469839Is that...a FUN decal?? Sega won't like this
>>724469839SILVER LOOK OUT!
>>724469983They haven't banned anyone to my knowledge
>>724443239I rekt that dude yesterday, bet he wasn't very happy.
How can i get youtube ecelebs and Sonictubers in my lobbies? I'm from southern europe.
>>724443239Please take your meds, bro.You're scaring us.
>>724469796My Niggas
>>724471540I'd watch Eva with Sage
Lots of sus shit happening in my online races that's not adding up>be in first>pass the line>some how got second?>have a rouge player running silver surfer but had 3 items and quick recovery?>he got 1st in all 3 races I vs him inI reported both of them but who knows if Sega will do anything
>>724474252Sega will not do anything.Pic related was even only said directly after someone posted that skimpy Miku mod directly to one of Sega's posts and it got huge traction as you can see from the amount of fan art it has lmao
>>724474252UMPH
>get on bus>on the front seat so I can see the twists and turns of the road ahead>begin contemplating whether I'd hold gas when drifting on some of these turns, or let goI'm cooked, lads.
>>724476370LONDON?
>>724476370You should sit in the back row and shove through everyone when the bus stops to be the first out
I'm tired boss...
https://gamebanana.com/mods/630150sex is up
>>724477587turn better next time wavebwo
Guess who fell off the purple part of kronos again
>>724479574Someone who can't drive OR someone who collided with Miku's huge ass?
>>724478708why is sage brown
Bump. Hoping this thread is alive by the time I'm off work in 8 hours
>>724479574I fall off there only if I get pushed off
today I discovered I was meant to be a caveman and drive power vehiclesextreme gear I love you but it's time for me to let go
The first and last time in my life I will ever thumbs up a SHITverfag.
>>724482312now discover handling vehicles
most of the crossworlds aren't funi only have fun on the second lap when some main stage is chosen
I have no idea how to get on the snake shortcut in mystic jungle.The lead up to it is like a weird 3D movie and i just go cross eyed. I can't measure when to turn left on it to save my life. Please help me!
Anyone know if you can keep gifting the same character tickets even after you've gotten all their rewards?
>>724482312the hummer or the werehogmobile is the best car in the gamepower vehicles are already the best car due to innately recovering faster than the others due to the hidden gearshift mechanicthe lower power you have on your power car, the better, since power is a memestat (due to the netcode. if it worked the way its supposed to, everyone would min-max to have 1 power over the most common build for their car)
>>724482759Steampunk city is kino.Only one that is objectively bad is Secret world because it looks like some putrid creepypasta with pacmans with photo realistic teeth and entire color palette just thrown everywhere.
>>724482898Hidden World may be ugly beyond imagining, but it is fun to race on.
>>724443065I beat him so hard that I ended up getting DC'd as a result. For bonus points I played as Eggman simply to spite the fucker even though we ultimately won due to objective bonus
>>724483046Yeah I like 2/3rds of hidden world It and Mystic Jungle are the only ones where you can really fuck around with ramps
Oh no, Short Fuse is way too fun, hitting 3+ people feels great...I'm smelling blood!
>>724483574too bad snake shortcut is too hard without wisp or drill
>>724482827It sucks, just forget about it, it's narrow as fuck despite how it looks, if you approach at the wrong angle you'll fall off before you even miss the end of it.
>>724483598I'm always tempted to put short fuse in my gadgets
>>724441991zavok's cute
>>724483764I don't know what the fuck they were thinking with that one
What are we gonna do when this game dies this week?I'll just filter this thread and pretend i never played it. The nintendo adults gloating will be simply unbearable.
>>724484276definitely not move to MKW, it's even deader
Where can i download more mods?I want bimbo Amy in Rouge's clothes, Miku Amy and Rouge with big tits.
>Been playing casualish>Knocked out all challanges outside of the part collector ones>Finally hit the 7k donation threshold for level 5 friendship thinking it was the end>GIVE ME 15K TICKETSIs-is there a level beyond annons? I'm scared I'll be Jet the Hawk's ticket slave forever.
>>72448451750k tickets to friendmaxx one character, enjoy!
Wow, I'm even not getting pissed off anymore when people chase me down in their monster trucks, because I obviously deserve it!I should have taken the bomb pill way earlier!
>>724484457>where do i download more modshttps://gamebanana.com/games/21640https://www.loverslab.com/topic/255763-sonic-racing-crossworlds/>miku amyhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/624833>bimbo amy in rouge's clothes, rouge with big titshttps://gamebanana.com/mods/623703https://gamebanana.com/mods/623892>i want even BIGGER tits for that rouge/amy modhttps://files.catbox.moe/5d7vn6.zip>ALL HAIL SHADOW on white space lap 3Included in the above .zip, no need to ask.
I enjoy my slipstream gadget plate, and quick recovery makes it so that items don't ruin my day.All is well, I place high if I drive well. The game is fun, there's no room for complaints.And yet, AND YET... My heart begs for adventure, to see the other side of which I dare not gaze upon for many nary well regard it. The forbidden fruit I hesitate to bite, the street side I fear to walk, the stranger's car I dare not enter... But if I'm to have another night of sincere rest, I MUST.
>>724485487>to see the other sideIf you're going that build, you might as well kill yourself now.
Modders are hoarding their breakthroughs
>>724485428Thank you!>Me at the bottom not visible about to drink Cream's golden nectar like it's an ice cold apple juice on a hot summer day in Tanzania
>>724485992
any lobbies up?
>>724485812Nice
>>724484276Nigga what?
Alright, if I go Bomb Boost, Atk Item Up, and Wisp Up what should I do with my remaining 3 gadget slots? Part of me wants to just slipstream to keep up, but the allure of atk bounty and spin drift are strong.
>No paid DLC festival announcementI'm surprised and relieved
>>724483598I always try to find a way to have it on a build in some compacity kek
Whose idea was it to make the "intelligent" characters (Tails, Sage, Wave) Acceleration? If they're smart, why do they control like shit?
>>724488987They're so intelligent they completely overthought the stats and crunched the numbers, deciding that reaching top speed as soon as possible would give them some sort of advantage that only really made sense in their heads.
>>724484276Nintendo adults leave their famitsu echo chamber?
>>724456263she is beautiful for a mechanic
>>724489590astounds me that people take famitsu scores seriously in 2025
>>724488987If anything, the smart characters should be Handling and the incompetent ones should be Accel.
Bread game lol.
>>724490151Only physical console sales in Japan matterYour game didn't sell enough physical copies in Japan? Looks like your game is DEADt. deluded Mariosnoys
i'm going intoi'm going intoi'm going intothe light
>>724485812>Modders are hoarding their breakthroughsIn other news water is wet. This may get me to but the PC version, even if I mainly play on PS5.
>>724490346oh its going into the light not im slowing
>>724490151>Jojo ASB 40/40No comment needed>Monster Hunter:Wilds 39/40Even on console with less performance issues, it was so bad Japanese gamers started calling bad games Wilds-likesIt's just IGN Japan
>>724490323>MariosnoysGenuinely at what point did snoy become a catch-all term for "person I don't like"? I though it was used to make fun of Sony fans.
>>724477962finally
>>724461009FEETA
>>724488987Simple process of elimination>The fast characters get Speed>The strong characters get Power>The girls and gays (and silver) get handling because they can't drive>The special snowflake DLC character gets boostIt's not so much it fitting them as it is it being the only option left.
Add her to the game
>>724492729>gays (and silver)but silver is gay, his theme song is about a gay couple
>>724490346>>724490520It's flowing
>>724491374forced meme tendies cooked up. xbox? microsnoy? pc? steamsnoy. sonic fan? segasnoy. therefore, tendie? mariosnoy.
2958 1163
>>724495136which random forgettable comic oc is this image supposed to be depicting now
>>724495275Surge from IDW in sketchhog style.It's a redesign from my AU.
>>724493416He's still in denial.
>>724495136how many people are there
>>724488987Acceleration is something of an equivalent to Flight type in Riders(and Heroes) which had better acceleration stats. Also it's yellow like flight. This is also why Jet is Speed instead of Boost. It's a reference to types. As for the Handling type, I can't really think of why they decided on that being a type or how they assigned it.
>>7244961364, might hop off in a few races tho to go back to dungeon delving
Sorry Jet...
gonna take a short break to prepare tea after this
>>724485428Yup, it's gaming time!
>>724496796its okay i've been hittin anons left and right, no red bull today as i forgot to put 1 in the fridge
i expect something in return for not striking both of you down when you finished 1st and 2nd
Is there a WRONG choice for the type of character I'm using with a power vehicle?I tend to like acceleration/handling characters
>>724497448sorry lol..i never look behind me so i'm clueless 99% of the time
What gadgets are good with handling cars?
that Bye! Cream emote is super cute
>>724498429i like the slipstream stuff with them but maybe try to get the 2 slot ring boost
>>724498645i love when wave just says "HEY!"
i hate how minecraft world rewards bagging so much
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>>724493250Would be Based
>dinosaur jungle>about to take the shortcut>portal appears blocking my fucking eyes >bonk into the cactus cus cant see shit
>>724499283She really want that blue cock huh
>>724441991All i can hear in this picture is[Spoiler] CUM [/Spoiler]
it hurts my autism that air to ground is the only transformation that doesn't automatically trigger a boost from a held drift and will instead just drop the drift entirely
>>724500974Drop the drift while also shooting you off to the side into a wall, just to make sure your speed is killed completely.
The fucking Miku aura lives in my head rent free. >Aah-AAH~>Aah-AAH~>Aah-AAH~
>>724500709i thought its supposed to be lowercase for spoiler, then again i can't even triforce so idk
>yfw the shortcut in aqua forest is actually a longcut because being behind in aqua forest is the winning play
>>724498225it makes a very tiny difference
>>724501159isn't that the horn?
>>724501347Yeah, just had a tard moment.
>play Zavok>get Slicer>use it on a Shadow>next item box get another Slicer>whatevs, target it at the Cream in front>accidentally throw it behind as we're in a sharp turn>oh well Slicer wasted->get notification>the same Shadow as 10 seconds before got hitIf he came when Chadvok commanded, none of this would've happened
>>724501231>tfw don't know a single shortcut unless i just naturally take oneif aqua forest is that portal then i guess i know it, i just hate boating so i try going for the car mode...
i think i know what the problem is with this game, there are too few items, its not rare for me to see like 4 tornados on everyone
>>724501828They do keep some items locked away in blue boxes and even then they appear once in a blue moon, like triple green or red glove and the 100 ring item.
>>724502160100 Ring item is almost guaranteed in the blue box if you take it while number 1-3, assuming they're close to each other. You may get a Shield instead, or Gloves, but it's usually 100 Rings.
>>724502310i'm curious how much those gadgets that give you specific item chance up actually increase the chance, might try playing around with it, seems like the only good one is the wisp one tho?
>>724498909Your code doesn't workYou all should use mine instead92416026
>>724502563I just quit the games :( have fun guys
What would Miku's aura smell like...
>>724502421https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1_B2mHZUP6J6jeZfcwbM2HkLvjkwMYuACE4l6Ktt-UkI/htmlviewYou can have an idea i guess
>>724503178just seeing this picture cracks me up now, and it's all you Creamfags fault>>724500709>>724501221Just Ctrl + S, you gave all the Zavoks a bad name with your failure, so make it not happen again
>>724504136but i only play jetwow shortcuts, neat, and i've only been here since 2009
>>724503028Bubblegum
I guess people are still working, or I'm not a good host
>dc right before race starts>friend sees how a clanker replaces me keeping my name and everything>clanker finishes last making me look bad in front of everyoneThey're doing it on purpose, they're out not just to replace us but to humiliate us.
>>724505035Seems to just be a slower than usual day.
>>724505035works on my machine but yeah most anons are probably busy irlsorry if i ran u over, i panicked, probably gonna give my wrists a break soon
>>724505035im having issues with my mobile phone provider so i've spent the last seven hours on the line with them :'^)
>no one plays with Knuckles the Dread
Is she coming or not?
>truck behind me>i have a decent lead i think>doesnt stop>keeps going>i am in first i am sure it will drain out eventually>sigh>crushed
>>724506221No one plays any Knuckleses period, they're more common than Zazz, Espio, Minecrafts and Omega but that's about it. If you told me before launch and ONT Zavoks would at a glance two times more common than Knuckles's, I wouldn't have believed it playing during ONT he was so rare I already knew he'd be in a tough spot for the actual launch
>>724506221I would but no voicelines can fuck off.
>>724506795idk me and another Jet have been racing and we found a couple of Zazz's and I can only recall one Knuckles, so Knuckles is in Espio/Omega Tier
>>724507045>>724506795to be fair knuckles is currently the lamest character thanks to sega neglect next to amy
>>724507045I guess Zazzes travel in packs, so a guy randomly picks him and suddenly you may have several. Basically a less infectious and potent Zavok where you could pick Zavok during the festival solo, CUM and sometimes the team switched to him and came with you. But now I start to remember a few Zazzes during the festival, so I'm starting to think there could actually be more Zazz than Knuckles, or they're close. Another ultra rare character is Vector. Less than Espio and Omega, but I'm fairly certain I saw two or even three-four times more Charmies than Vectors and Espios combined, and that's despite Charmy being a fucking Acceleration character in ANNO DOMINI 2025. I guess if a shotafag doesn't like nerdy foxes he pivots to Charmy
>>724506721>take final shortcut with a wisp >5 trucks activate behind me
>>724507525wisps are so lame they should not fucking lose so hard against the truck
>>724503028Phosphorus
>>724506612She's already in?? Your gamebanana, little bro?
Anyone know if a ban wave happened today? The entire Steam site is filled with Russians complaining about error 2-1-21, no one else seems to be affected.
is it just me or the jump at the end of sand whatever is fucking janky as fuck? hell most jumps with bumps feel like absolute nut in terms of physics
>>724508178Could be their internet providers or firewalls or whatever fucking with it. No clue, I don't live there.
>>724508319it's angled on all three dimensions so yeah it's gonna be a little inconsistent. I usually take the right boost ring but neither is all that clean.
>>724508178I used a translator, lurked their threads and apparently some Russian internet provider thingy decided to block Amazon's servers, and the game uses them for online, so they're basically screwed until Bezos talks it out>>724508319Many jumps are janky, but not really on Sand Road. The worst is the bridge rails on Radical Highway, take it 1 degree wrong and you will fly into the sky and die
>>724508710>some Russian internet provider thingy decided to block Amazon's serversWild. That makes sense. RIP.
>Blue box>Only appears in last lap>Usually far out of the way and requires slowing down to get>Gives meme items like 100 ring and triple glove at a point where catch-up items are all that actually matter>Lap 3 already has double boxes everywhere for 2x the chance to get an actually good itemThese things needs to be revamped. As is they're pretty pointless.
>>724509027Drills should be exclusive to this item box.
>>724509027100 Rings is shit but oh boy when festivals for ring collecting is on that thing is like 3/4 the bar, and of course +100 is nice for the end results.
>drifting>level 4 >someone throws glove>let go of drift>5 seconds later char never lets go of the drift and get hiti think my controler is finally dying
>>724509270CW completely destroyed my A, B, and RT buttons. I had to buy a new controller for the gas button. I put it on a back paddle so hopefully that lasts longer than taping down the A button again.
cut it kinda close there
>>724458092Can I commission you to do a version for Starline vs Surge? I will give you a (You) in advance and for free, and will give you another (You) upon posting
>>724458021>>724458056>>724509519imagine....
>>724509359they legit should let you tap the accelerate because i dont wanna keep buying dualshocks 4 for this
do these faggots play in stacks? i have never seen people defend someone so hard, they let the ttv fag get such a massive lead, one retard even choose to kill himself with his tornado just to hit me when i was about to close into the ttv fag
>>724510465most ttvers play in stacks with their chat or with other ttvers outside of literal autists capable of grinding to 9999 the hardest way possible
>want to play with friends>lobbies either keep exploding or giving comm errors regardless of who's hostingTHIS DIDN'T HAPPEN THIS OFTEN BEFORE THE JOKER FESTIVAL FUCK YOU SEGA AND FUCK YOU EPIC
will spongebob save the game?
Samir, sir, please kindly stay in your containment thread, thank you very much sir.
>>724507507my guess is certain shotafags want to be the dom type and Charmy is VERY pushy
Chatroom.... is CrossWorlds boostslop?
>>724497380SEXO
>>724509404Based GRINDgod
>>724509404What was the top 100 cutoff? Anyone know?
>hide next to Big because I don't have a level 4 ready for the last stretch and he doesn't have any items>he tanks a direct punch to the face from 1stthank you for your sacrifice
anyone have art of a mainline sonic character peacefully sleeping while tucked into bed, thanks in advance
>>724514251Big protects he's friends.
>>724514251
>>724514251When Big gets 12th place his voice line isn't sad, it's "You're welcome, everyone!"Dude is the second coming of Buddha
>>724514251>gadgets are misaligned and in the wrong orderopen up
World rank squad lobby58287184
>get throw in quick succession>a star, a glove, a red glove, a ghost all following eachotherjesus all of that just to get me to come in third?
>>724515214And it already broke. If anyone wants to race I can make another one.
>>724505035I'm the Cream guy from last night with the shit internet seemingly at these hours, so I've been avoiding online (maybe I shouldn't jump to conclusions, cause the game's online seems to have jank periods)Took the chance to get some time trials out of the way, finally figuring out that Coral Town jump feels good.
>>724509404Good job
>>724514983>anon can't appreciate radial symmetryPlebian
>>724516185>incorrect order in list format>incorrect order in clockwise rotation>fake radial symmetry that skips from 3 back to 4 because it's in the wrong orderNah. If anyone is the plebe here it's you.
THIS IS LEVEL 1 DIFFICULTYDOUBLE TEAM ITEM ATTACKITS BRIMSTONE NIGGER HELL
>>724516960I think level 4 is around the sweet spot where your own team's AI isn't also completely retarded.
hows it going /srcwg/ ?
>>724516960For the team challenges, do 5 or 7. Team is smart enough to play the game, but it's still easy enough to win every time.
>>724517114>>724517229Thank you.
>>724516945Sadge
>>724516945hot
>>724516945looks like he saw a ghost
>>724517114>>724517229whats the shortest stage btw?
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN WHAT A TAIL
>>724517446with skips: Coral Townwithout skips: E-Stadium for safety (AI never takes the lap 3 portal)That said, you'll go mad playing the same track 500 times, just play the one you like or want to practice more
>>724517446Probably Mystic Jungle
World rank lobby (can change to custom if there's interest)67610893
>>724516945I would fuck the shit out of that Slutty Maria reincarnation
>>724516960I feel like my teammates respond to how I am playing. If I bag or stay behind to try and get more attacks in like you may or may not have been doing, they will throw the game since they think I deserve to lose. Meanwhile if I front run and drop items behind me and hope for the best everything seems to just work out.
Don't open
>>724518259It's Dark Chao, I'll be fi-ACK
Just got to A-. Bagged my way from 10th to 1st in the last race via a combination of the crystal warp wisp and the Monster Truck.
damn rocheste blaze sucks
>>724488987>>724490207It works for Charmy and Zazz because they're spastic tards. As for the others, idk.
Found pic related. Reminder that NiGHTS and Aiai are already in.
It's simple, I see Kronos Island, I pick Kronos Island.
>>724518812B A S E D
>>724518719Put me down for 20 yogscast thanks
>>724518719I add five Sketch Turners and end my turn.
>>724518993HE'S IN
>>724518719I want Arle
We're Sonic Racists (All Around the World)
>>724518719I spend 18 points to get every class from TF2 in as well as their female counterparts, then my remaining points on Ms. Pauling and Olivia Mann.
>>724518719These point values are all over the fuckin' place, but sure.>Professor K (but Dreamcast, not Future)>Sketch Turner>TF2>T-Rex>Banjo>Zombie Duo>Reala>Hornet/AGES
>>724518719Serious answer: TF2, Segata, Space Harrier Kid, Arle, Altered Beast Man, Sketch Turner, DJ Professor K. That's 20 on the dot.
I thought you beat me, Cream. Shadow even said his 2nd place quote.
Any lobbies with room for one more?
>>724521182Yeah>>724517776
>>724521259Full or still space? Different anon.
>>724490346I've always heard it as>I'M GOING TO TOWN>I'M GOING
>Cyberspace remix is in my jukebox>Cyberspace remix nearly always plays while I'm in CyberspaceCoincidence or feature?
>>724521901one last space for you
>>724521901GET IN HERE I NEARLY THREW A RACE FOR YOU
>>724521901Maybe something happened, I don't see you. Try joining again, we can grab you after this match.
>>724522473>>724522519I got timed out a few times so I gave up, don't want to break your lobby, sorry CJ.
>>724522556oof, unfortunate
>lost connection to Lobbywell that sucks, I was having fun, but I should get ready for work anyways
>>724523979and by get ready I mean sleep, massive brainfart moment
>>724523979Good night, Jet.We're at 2/4 if anyone else wants to join.
>>724524465SoonGotta shid
i really need to look behind me more often before i just throw shit backwards, its just disorienting
Two more horns down today...nine to go...
>>724525538>character who can't be out of water and their course in a game full of characters who can't swimHow does it work?
>>724525538Opinion on the Bikini Bottom track?https://youtu.be/MgcC3lFvtEU?t=24
>>724526843wow.... that looks like the most boring track in the game to date
>>724526798>their course in a game full of characters who can't swimThe tracks are simulations made my Dodon Pa.>character who can't be out of waterNo clue. I guess the only explanation is "don't think about it; it's a video game"
>>724526843i'm not the only one who thinks this looks borderline unfinished right?
>>724526843Not my favorite, but I'll still subject my friends to it every time I can just because I'm a SpongeBob junkie
>>724527559i'll be giving up jet for the bob, but how can i not...
>>724526843>>724527261Yeah, it's pretty bad. The minecraft track looks like it had a lot of love put into it, even if I think it kinda sucks to play because of all the jumps.In comparison this looks like the bare minimum amount of effort on the devs' part. Extremely phoned in.
>>724526798>>724527108SpongeBob and Patrick were fine out of water in that one episode before they get attacked by seagull puppets.
Add her, SEGA.
>>724527983>no Marine>no Sticks>no TripOrangebrowns get no love :(
just wanted to get in a few races, gg brost. metal
>>724528102Good timing, it died right after.
>>724528102gg, gonna hop off as wellit timed out during the loading screen on the race after you left
>>724527983Sorry anon, you only get the MAINLINES plus the Prime characters plus the Babylons plus Zavok and Zazz plus Egg Pawn plus the Creeper from Minecraft.
Timed out so also calling it. Got fucked all night, and don't think I ever saw a single drill. ggs
>>724528269Stop posting rotating sandwiches. You're making me hungry.
>>724528678Okay, sorry. No more sandwiches.
>>724528528That rabbit really got creamed.
>>724528528Why does it remove the position HUD when you're near the finish? To force suspense or what?
>>724528928
>Joker fest was bot central>Random thursday night and I haven't seen a single bot in half an hour?
>>724527848He's too powerful
>Run slipstream build>Maintain an average position of 5th>Get 12th because items>Haven't had a finish above 9th since the Festival ended
>>724529403If you're consistently placing that poorly using slipstream build you should probably turn your monitor on.
>>724529519My monitor is on, there's just this teeny tiny issue of Quick Recovery being the worst gadget in the entire game, and yet somehow being "core" to this build. I'm glad I have this 0.2 second increase in recovery time to save me from being crushed by a minimum of 3 trucks on the last corner.
>>724529319Persona festival isolated the straight part of the playerbase.
>>724471540>"CRINGE TASTE DETECTED. EMERGENCY SHUT DOWN."
>>724526843>will be forced to play this shitass track damn near 24/7 during the spongebob festival
>>724529874It'll be tolerable if the modes aren't utter shit. The Minecraft Festival has us on arguably the worst track in the entire game 24/7 and had us playing Spin Drift and Item Farming cancer.
>>724529403>>724529590This better not be C******* again.
>Just saw a visual glitch that had a werehog's face look melted>Didn't screenshot in timeFUCK
>>724518719VyseProfessor K but JSR oneAgesRyo HazukiJoe Musashi
>>724526843>Conch street>The krusty krab>Jellyfish fields>Goo lagoonIunno it seems fun. The end of it feels half-baked though, with just a volcano going off... But comparing this to minecraft's final lap is pretty unfair. It's more akin to one of the more normal tracks like water palace or pumpkin mansion where almost nothing changes.
why all the rotating food
>>724448272they're mammals from madagascar that superficially resemble hedgehogs but aren't related
>>724530680A bit disappointed no Rock Bottom.
>>724530752There was a recent thread for this on /gif/ but I have no idea what the actual origin of them is. My guess is probably reddit like almost everything new that gets posted on 4chan these days.
>>724528269>>724528882>>724529319>>724530220*Licks lips*>>724529928>Minecraft Festival has us on arguably the worst track in the entire game 24/7Gapped
>>724528269>>724528882>rotating sandwichesIs this a hint for the festival? Are we going to spin again?
>react to red punch>use shield>shield is consumed>I am now shielded>get hit anyway>literally the same thing happens later in the same race with a tornado vs green punchthis shit needs to stop
>>724531094Desync for me but not for you tehee
>>72451871915 for the SoA trio3 for beat2 for gum
>>724529590Then don't use Quick Recovery.
>>724530905WHY HER SLOPPA SLEEVES BLUE
>>724530905BIG MIKU ASS
No lobby tonight? Rando queue it is.
>>724530905this thread need more migu ass!
sometimes it works out just enough
>>724534163Baggers will see this and say Ultimate Charge is what needs to be nerfed most.
>>724470671you got lucky lol
>>724534163Aw man, will I have to learn snaking? I'm not good enough at racers to be sweaty.
>>724535168Depends on how desperate you are to always get first place.
>>724535168>I want to win all the time and I will do anything and everything in my power to make this happen, no matter how big the sacrificeSilver Surfer, have fun snaking and earning a Top 10 time on every track>I want to win at least half the time but I don't want to work for it, I just want to draw cards and get carried when I'm luckyStart bagging, memorize which tracks have the best and worst shortcut opportunities and vote accordingly>I don't care about winning but I want to guarantee I always gain rank points every race for the most basic application of mechanical understandingRun QR Slipstream, boost at least sometimes and don't drag your feet when it comes to finding good defensive items>my build isn't listed but I swear it's goodIt's not.
>You will play Vector, spam voicelines and honk the (duck) horn
>>724535960Vector looks naked without headphones
>>724535741
SONIC BUTTFUCKING: CROSSROADS
I still start shaking in the final stretch but i'm getting over my onlinexiety.
>>724536152I thought you liked anal sex??
>>724536204Fuck. I love Blizzard Valley so much
>speed machines are shi-ACK!
>>724536904More like Kino Valley.
\ourgirl\ has now leveled 2 accounts to 9999what's your excuse?
>>724538039Good for her...My excuse is that I wanna draw.
>>724538039>so jobless you have alts on this gamegood lord man does she really make enough to just not work with less than 500 views? its insane
>>724537907Sega is so unbelievbly stupid for not having costumes to unlock. They just have to add it in an update at this point.
TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN!
>>724538735500 is like minimum wage but I'd guess sonic fans have a higher propensity to donate to their friend surrogates online
>>724538039I don't play the game for a living like she does, I guess
