He is literally me
>>724449882Do you need some numbers?
>>724449882girls punch you?
>>724449882You also a cuck?
Cuck fag
>>724449882Brother was always getting ganged on and his shit rocked, as well as his dad constantly getting shitted on. Shit was uncalled for lmao
>>724449882>>724450185>>724450191WHY do Western developers love cuckshit so much?
>>724449882where's your mech anon?
>>724450185>>724450191you do the cucking retards
>>724450185>>724450191>>724450927its kind of funny watching people so openly confidently display their mindrot by saying shit that didnt happen like this.
>>724451106>>724453476
>>724449882>successful with women (somehow)No he isn't
>>724453704What the fuck is this body language? Did they use jeets for mocap???
>>724453704thank you for proving my pointthe fact that you think this is "getting cucked" is why everyone laughs at you and doesnt respect you. are you "cucked" because you the donut shop ran out of your favorite kind before you got there?are you "cucked" because you had to stop at a red light because the car in front of you was driving a little slow?are you "cucked" because the hot girl you just saw at the store has her boyfriend suddenly show up from the other aisle, even though she doesnt even know that you exist?
>>724453704Jesus it just kept getting worse. They did everything to him but flip him off and say fuck you.
Any reason to actually play this one or can one just watch it on youtube like all the rest of the "decision" games?
>>724453908>seething that his self insert is a cuck like he is
>>724453908none of those apply to the situation in the videothey obviously know each other, she's literally talking about their future together
>>724453984you can probably find it all on youtube. it isnt fully released yet though. november 17th or something is when the final episodes release. i know "everything" got leaked, but i think it was just the written dialogue text, and maybe some of the optional scenes.
>>724449882he's not you thoughyou're a disgusting shill
>>724454001no, i was asking if they apply your brainrot mindset.the video still doesnt show cucking. they arent in a relationship.she repeats over and over that everything should stay professional, and that the optional "kiss" scene was her getting a bit too drunk and making a mistake."she has a boyfriend" that she decided to break up with before she even met you. she is literally milliseconds away from telling you about it, before he shows up by pure bad luck. you dont have a relationship.if you see this as cucking, you're a narcissistic retard.
>>724449882according to the trailer, we will need to kick someone off the team. who are you kicking /v/?
>>724453704He seems like a bro though. Feel a bit bad that he's going to get cucked by the protagonist.
>>724454731invisibitch
>>724454731i dont know. sonar's stats have a cool duality to them, but which choice utilizes more lines? does keeping him on relegate him to minor quips occasionally, or is he more forward and proactive? if kicking him turns him evil, will he have a lot of contact, or will he be off screen for significant portions and mostly forgotten until his "evil deeds" need to be dealt with?
THEY'RE NOT WORTH IT ROBERTGET YOUR SUIT FIXED AND GO BEAT UP SHROUD
>>724453704Women don't owe you sex for being nice
>>724450185yes
>>724454731Apparently you have to kick either sonar or coupe, so sonar since I invested points in coupe.
>>724453704I know a large portion of the 'lmao le cuck" stuff is just memes, but it is pathetic how people actually think it's the case when it doesn't even fit the typical definition. So much of our language has just become watered down buzz words people throw out at whim it's quite sad.
>>724455136what DO women owe you sex for?
>>724449882U gay too?
>>724455674It's because it's not our language for half the site. It's the same as you or I joking about an anime scene but lamer
>>724455674He's a cuck not because she got a boyfriend.He's a cuck because the dev intentionally added this humiliation ritual scene into the game.You're a cuck for supporting these devs.
>>724453704At least there's the ADHD girl
>>724456019You sound like an expert when it comes to watching porn for submissive, weak willed men then cause 99% of normal people playing that scene aren't gonna be thinking that. Don't project your closeted desires onto others, especially on a character who is an objective bad ass.
>>724455674>people use words incorrectly to insult peopleSomeone should call the press.
>>724453704I see that there are some choices there in that scene, but do you get bigger options that affect the whole story like his overall interest in her?Can you straight up not give a shit about her romantically or do you get forced into that direction?
>>724453908>are you "cucked" because you the donut shop ran out of your favorite kind before you got there?Yes>are you "cucked" because you had to stop at a red light because the car in front of you was driving a little slow?Yes>are you "cucked" because the hot girl you just saw at the store has her boyfriend suddenly show up from the other aisle, even though she doesnt even know that you exist?No because I hate women
>>724457372there seems to be 3 endings for that part of the story. "fell for her", "just good friends", and "its complicated"for invisigal, theres whether she's good or evil, as well as those same 3 titles, and an additional "left behind", but has the same thumbnail as "its complicated". this info is taken from another anon's screenshot of his video clips (>>>724429882)
>>724456019Are you gen z? Because scenes that these were a massive cliche in the 80s and 90s and even 00s.
>>724458203*like these
>>724456019>scene that was a prelude to a breakup and demonstrating the guy’s complete lack of social tact is a humiliation ritual This is going to be the new beggar scene, isn’t it? People that never played it but saw a transcript will be confidently making retarded claims about it for years
>>724449882Why is his ear clipped? Is he neutered?
>>724458501Looks like it was shot.
>>724453704Imagine how much hated this game would be if he was Black or Indian/pol/chuds can only justify getting cucked if its by a White Chad
>>724459254Good morning sir
I don't care about the cuckbait bimbo. Just let me romance invisigirl.
>>724460547Next week
>I'm not gonna play video games>I will shill and discuss an interactive movie why is /v/ like this? At least we could pretend TellTale Walking Dead was an adventure game with inventory system
>>724459254he is not cucking you. you are the one cucking him.i guess brain broken fags like you don't understand the words you say.
>>724461398she's used goods and if she betray the chad, then it means she will one day cuck you. Entire quest for that blonde girl is a losing battle
>>724461451>then it means she will one day cuck you.not how it works.
>>724453704Jesus Christ. Do short guys really get treated like this?? I’m 6’3” but I’m mostly an introvert so I don’t have much experience with women.
>>724461451Blonde Bimbo is for pump and dump anyway, as a NTR protagonist you don't care what happens to the bitch after you're done with her anyway.Invisigal on the other hand is for tender lovemaking and sex for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>724461451>they literally cant have sex>she's not betraying him, she's breaking up with him>it has nothing to do with you or how your relationship with her is formed or maintained (but you dont know anything about how relationships work, lmao)nobody respects you, smeagol. you're having a melty over a cartoon character, and your media literacy is so low that you're getting literally every point wrong. its no wonder that your life is empty and meaningless, devoid of love. consider suicide, it will probably be better for the world.
Good morning saar.
>>724461490>does he know
>>724453704timmy thought he was rizzing up the huzz
If your love interest isn't a pure tomboy like Susie Deltarune then you will never gain happiness and your marriage will end in a divorce
Counting down for episode 3 and three episode rule
>>724449882>Not smart>Not strong>Not funny>Not even in good shape>Not particularly handsome>Everyone tolerates him at best>Only relevant because of something his daddy made and he can't repairokay OP sure you can be literally him
>>724461620ntr isnt real. you have brainrot.
>>724462224>>724461621blonde used good bimbo defense squad straight from Mumbai
>>724462138When are the next two coming out? Today right?
>>724462404Anon, her boyfriend was a better man that never had sex with her before they broke up
Blonde Balzer is best Girl
>>724461621If she cheats or monkey branches in consider it DOA. If the old relationship falls apart before or as you build one that's really down to how much baggage you and her carry. Thinking your the girlfriend snatching NTR antagonist come to life is just delusional.
>>724453704Grim, and whiteys in replies are in full force coping, sliding and memory-holing. This is prime ntr cuckshit, she was teased and advertised as prime and main romantic interest from every single billboard across the entire fucking world
>>724462686Monkey branching is looking for someone else before you plan on breaking something off, not after but haven’t got round to it yet.
>>724462826Yes it is. That's why it's a huge red flag.
>>724461621>they literally cant have sexWas this in the datamine? Anyway, Invisifu best grill, another Laura Bailey W
>>724462826>beforeAnon, do you know what option Beta or are you fucking stupid? This "before you plan" does not apply to women because they already planned everything out "before" getting in and with in the first place. Fucking retard.
>>724462946nah, lil'cuckie-whitey here is lying through his fucking teeth, the moustache cheeve says they will have sex and you will enjoy it
>>724449882>Good looking>Witty>Has had a long and successful career as a superhero, only in a bad place right now due to being actively set up by a multi-villain conspiracy. >Attractive women swoon over him.>Has daddy issues.Robert is very cool, can't be a "literally me" character.
>>724463054>>Good looking>>Witty>>Has had a long and successful career as a superhero, only in a bad place right now due to being actively set up by a multi-villain conspiracy.>>Attractive women swoon over him.>>Has daddy issues.he's really IS me, huh?
>>724462891No it isn’t. It’s someone who has a relationship and constantly puts out feelers for an upgrade even though they don’t plan on ending it, which this isn’t.>>724462959Are you? An option B is someone in reserve before it goes to shit, not a rebound. Or are you this >>724463029 Indian and just playing retarded?
>>724462946yes. they dont have sex because they cant. some incompatibility shit or something. its been brought up in like every thread.
people derailing with "cuck" shit are just trying to spread false narrative. they do this with everything popular, trying to spread misinformation to people that havent played it but will undoubtedly show up since its a popular thing. they did this with elden ring. they did this with wukong. they did this with e33. they did this with death stranding 2. its basically part of board culture at this point, but its the only subject they do it with in dispatch threads.
>>724462490yeah in like 5 or 6 hours i think
>>72446249017:00 CET
>>724449882I just watched a gameplay of this show. I don't trust Blonde Bitch. I think she's trying to frame Phenomaman for something horrible. She's clearly not only a piece of shit but also a manipulator. She's not even good at hiding it. Even her personality is an act. I think she wants to replace him. She has the same powers, she's sort of copying his personality, and now she's trying to make him look bad when he's just trying to be nice.Another theory I have is that Invisigal is clearly planning to betray everyone and she'll only change her mind if the player earns her respect.
coop a CUTE
>>724453704cukcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckold
>>724453704Isn't Phenomaman the cuck here?
>>724449882>ok throw me some numbers
>>724468854No one is the cuck there as of that scene? /v/irgins are legit obsessed
>>724453704More cuck fantasies in my video games
>>724450185This you?
>>724468990at this point they are just crying cuck because they dont play this game and dont know what else they could say about it
>>724454824>seems like a bro thoughHe is. Phenomaman is just a socially awkward autist.
you can see phenomaman reading the script during the commercial kek
>>724468962I can't get that visual out of my head. Makes me laugh every time I see him.
>>724469563They must have referenced it on purpose. Down to the plant placement.
>>724466929It's a shame she's gonna have to be cut from the team.
>>724449882I thought this was literally you
>>724456092Romanceable?
>>724469148Makes me not want to hook up with Blazer, and just be friends with her ex instead. Bros before hos and all that.
>>724455136Do women not owe men sex for literally building and maintaing society? To reap the rewards of others and enjoy their fruits but never produce any of your own?Many modern women live in perpetual adolescence and have replaced their fathers with the state
>open steam>capeshit game is advertised>open it>it's just an interactive slop with netflix fake anime stylization, and spiderverse low framerate animation as if i'm running minecraft on my old pentium from the 90s>screenshots: an ugly ass non-binary muscular woman, some other niggers and an alien guy>"includes tags you excluded: LGBT+"Why does /v/ even get mad at this fuming piece of garbage? It's clear like the sun this stuff is for redditors.
>>724449882He's literally me except I'm not super hero, never had an iron man suit, bever had a woman take me to a bar, never had a job offered specifically to meSo he's literally me only in depression department
>cuckoldry is wanting to fuck a girl who is in a relationship, but she says 'no thanks, i'm in a relationship'????????????
>>724459254>/pol/chuds can only justify getting cucked if its by a White Chadthat is pretty anti-semitic of you
>>724470117If you want to fuck a woman and you do not fuck the woman you are cuckcuckold
>>724453704Honestly hope there's an option to cuck HER with him, fucking slut
It is the 29th. But when does the new episodes unlock? Hours left?
>>724470056>and spiderverse low framerate animation as if i'm running minecraft on my old pentium from the 90sI bet you watch shit with interpolation on, retard.
>>724453704>>724468854I don't know who is cucking who anymore
>>724470056You forgot it's full of stupid eceleb voice actors.
>>724470201Boy are you in luck
>>724470246I don't even know what you're talking about, nerd faggot.
>>7244702053 hours.
>>724470332You're a tasteless pleb with ignorant worthless opinions.
>>724470117I don't know anything about this game but posts about it seem to claim she tries to hook up with the mc and then something better comes along and she immediately dumps him with no fucks given.
I wouldn't cuck Phenomaman.
>>724470381rather be that than gobble up some trend-chasing slow-release fag shit
>>724470396Phenomaman cucked himself by literally not having a penis.
>>724470381Says the retard who swallows mass produced slop with nothing but progressive social commentary, one written worse than the next.>>724470254lmao even?
>>724470396I love this kind of hero character, he really seems to be like a less confident Metro Man
>>724470391It's the other way around, you're the "something better" and she kisses you while she's still in her previous relationship
>>724470502Dude just seems like the very definition of a paper tiger to me.
>>724470391thats so cool, thanks for posting in the thread despite not having played the game.
If he couldn't repair the suit, how'd he maintain it throughout his career?
>>724470536Do you have the option in the game to turn her down and then tell her guy she's a cheating whore?
>>724470718Burned through inheritance to make the suit and now it's destroyed.
>>724470725We can't have characters of high moral character, what kind of a message would that send to people?
>>724463453I’m starting to get the feeling that the people doing across all these games are paid for it. How many Discords can there be filled with a few autists that relentlessly pursue a few games?Their posting patterns reek of someone who has been debriefed to fallback on specific “u mad cuck?” posts to avoid the paid actor being found out, as they have no inherent knowledge of the thing they’re defending/praising.
>>724470391Threads are full of misinformation spread by invisigalfags
When are the new episodes come out?
>protag is huey from the boys (you aren't allowed to identify with any white man who isn't a cuckold)>female is starlight from the boys>the other characters are superman, brown with a nose ring, and karlach from bg3well done telltale rejects, well done.
>>724470824>>protag is huey from the boStopped reading, horrible bait 0/10 meet me after class
>>724470824China is justified to sell slop to all the western faggots falling for it, bunch of oversocialized gacha nloving niggers.
>>724470897yeah you're right, he's a completely different IT consultant who is epic awkward and snarky and regularly posts on reddit. whole different character.
>>724470725You can turn her down (but at the point of the kiss you don't know she's in a relationship), the guy only appears as the cliffhanger at the end of chapter 2 (last playable one until later today) so no idea, some anon who read the leaks can probably tell you
>>724455674Shut up nazi.
>>724470958That's not the protag- wait that's not even huey from the boys, who the fuck is that
>>724471006so you haven't played dispatch or seen the boys, and yet you are speaking on both of them. huh.
>>724470773Yeah it's unthinkable that some anons just want to shitpost in popular threads for easy (You)s, they have to be paid to do this by the discord
>game after game after game of people complaining about 'your choices matter' bullshit>spin off from telltale to make your own studio>do the exact same bullshit
>>724471135You can choose Robert's love interest. That is more choice than you usually get.
>>724471135It's more upsetting that there aren't any adventure sections in the game at all, you don't even get to explore the office and talk to all the characters, you're completely on the rails.
>>724453704He is truly a better man.
>>724471256you can do the same in the walking dead season 4. unfortunately both options have the possibility to die, so that means that both of them are guaranteed to die. i am certain the same thing will happen in dispatch. they will never ever once in their lives write diverging routes. they aren't up to the level of japanese VN's from 15 years ago.
I really hope they don't kill off my boy Phenomaman, the bitch can die for all I care
>>724471425I think its gonna be like the batman game? In terms of one big divergence at the end that should play differently depending on how its continued (no way they wont do another season)
>>724471425>diverging routesAll they have to do is write generic script for 7 and a half episodes then make a different ending setpiece and cutscene that shows whether you're fucking Blonde Bitch, Invisibitch or no bitch. They already did it with Joker and TWD S2 before the sequel retroactively ruined it
>>724470725>Do you have the option in the game to turn her downYes
>>724471534yeah the batman one was the best thing they ever did. and that is purely because they knew they would never have to continue it.>>724471567well, 'this waifu or the other' isn't exactly a different fucking route. even if it is, you know for a fact that as soon as season 2 comes out, both of the determinant characters will die. just like jane hanging herself and kenny dying in the most retarded car accident of all time.
>>724471425The biggest divergence Dispatch has just seems to be if Invisigal goes back to a life of crime or not.
>>724471656They defintely wanted to desu.>>724471825Yeah i feel that'll be the big factor for a continuation?
So Flambae is best all-rounder thanks to his bonus, yeah?
>>724470254>UUWWOAAAHHHHHH I HATE PEOPLE WHO GET MORE ATTENTION AND MONEY THAN ME!!!
>>724469074>post literally says "he's literally me"retard
>>724471956I believe so, yes. But best option is to metagame and learn what order to send specific heroes and use their unique option to bypass the XCOM RNG completely.
>>724470824I'm not convinced you've played this game OR watched The Boys.
>>724471656>as soon as season 2 comes outWhich is why I hope it won't. I hope they either make new IPs or at least a completely new cast if they want to stay in the superhero tard wrangler setting
>>724462224>>ntr isnt real.>he really and unironically doesn't know
>>724471978No I hate faggots who aren't voice actors getting paid to ply a trade they aren't good at
>>724449882Better dispatch game. And its free.https://store.steampowered.com/app/503560/911_Operator/
>>724472401thanks for the free game bro where are the hot girls and interpersonal drama though
>>724457492NTA but;>Yesschizo>Yesschizo>No because I hate womenHOLY BASED, nevermind last answers, you are alright anon
>>724470824>you aren't allowed to identify with any white man who isn't a cuckoldMC isn't a cuckold, retard
>>724453704Holy shit that's cucked up.
>>724473031The "chad" is a complete sperg. See >>724470396 >>724469148. It's a fakeout and you'll likely end up cucking him (if you want) instead.
So this game is totally a psyop right? Because I cannot fathom anyone playing this for any legitimate reason besides it having e-celeb cameos and looking like some shitty adult cartoon
>>724473164It's because their favorite epic Youtuber is a quirky damaged superhero
>>724468854No? She turns you down for dinner and she asks you to not join her fuckfest with her boyfriend. If you are going home alone to take care of your "dog", then you are the cuck.
>>724473098>cucked and mogged by dickless 'tismothats so much worse desu be honest with you my dude, even if its fake the fact that devs went for this kind of direction with this kind of context, framing and setup is already bertty damning on its own
>>724473560But she's dating Phenomaman and she's flirting and kissing you, I dont see how your not the "chad" in this situation and he's not the cuck.
>>724473164nigga telltale games were huge back in the day. people are just hungry for more.
Hey man, I just think it's fucked up if a girl leads you on and goes vaguely "oh it's a mistake" without telling you she has a boyfriend until it starts to get serious. Why are people disagreeing with this? >ohhhh she's not happyso? break up before you do that shit or be upfront, I'm dating someone.
>>724449882So you have brown hair, brown eyes and you work at a call center.
Fotm fags will literally consume anything.
>>724468854It's a NTR DOUBLE REACHAROUND scenario. You're cucking him in the present but he cucked you retroactively by dating her first.
>>724474093kek
>>724453704>age old trope of asking out a woman who has a surprise boyfriend>in 2025 4chan it is irredeemable cuckshit
2 Hours until we sex Inivsigal bros
>>724473825She is unfortunately a woman, and they do not know how to handle social cues. Girls will send mixed signals to men when they're taken just to flaunt their status.
>>724453704Why do all the characters constantly get on his case for being a manlet
>>724474183life is all about cucking and getting cucked
>>724453908>are you "cucked" because you the donut shop ran out of your favorite kind before you got there?>are you "cucked" because you had to stop at a red light because the car in front of you was driving a little slow?Yes. You were rendered inferior in the sexual dominance marketplace, therefore cucked
>>724473906>is going to break up with current boyfriend>meets someone she’s interested in and clearly respects already >comes on too strong and pulls back until she actually breaks up It’s not rocket science. She wasn’t offering blowjobs and only declined because they got interrupted
>>724474827Those signals aren't mixed, they are intentional. Having a boyfriend makes girls bold and more likely to smile at chad and tell him how tall he is.
>>724475191>It’s not rocket science.You are talking to virgin autists.
>>724474739>2 Hours until we sex Inivsigal bros
>>724475330>>724475191nope still the case, be upfront with that shit. stop excusing shitty behavior
>>724475191>>724475330>It's okay if she kisses other men as long as she doesn't suck their cock
>>724475384Its easy to say when you're not a woman and don't have at least 3 guys vying for you at all times. The average weeaboo can't even be 100% loyal to his fictional waifu
>>724475330makes sense to you, your only choices were cuckold diaper fetishist or virgin autist
>>724473098Still a fucking gayass trope. What's the point of showing this scene except to humiliate the player?
>>724475467
>>724474183>>724475147
>>724470201>>724470273please be real
>>724475614The only real truth.You can play this game, or you can be a recluse.No other options.
>>724453704I am deeply disappointed they didn't made Pheno black. How am i supposed to fap to this?
>>724475548I take it you haven’t watched the clip with sound. It’s blatantly supposed to get across how much of an oblivious ‘sperg he is. He’s not playing any power games at all.
>>72444988235% of the dialog in the game reminds me of some of the better parts of early Archer in terms of creative comedy and character writing. Like they were invoking some of the better screwball comedy films. The other 65% reminds me of The Boys - that's not a compliment. I'm not a prude, but the low brow sex jokes and them constantly saying "fuck" as if that's a cheat code for comedy gets lazy at points.Only a few characters really feel fleshed out, and the choice to have every woman in the show except Blazer be "sassy and sarcastic badass" is a constant problem plaguing modern writing.
>>724453704>introduce lunkhead who says things literallyI can hear his voice nowThat's usually supposed to be funny and likeableIn fact who gives a fuck about the blonde bitch?>would you like to come to dinner with us?WOULD I?>hey I'm a really hot babe and I'd like to keep him all to myself and stuff because I think you're a nerd and weird and I don't actually like you...Let me guess, this is a fake choice where even if you say yes she says no?Genuinely in this mp4 I was more interested in this random macho man than the main character or his forbidden crushCould you make your next game about this Chad instead? No? Okay I won't buy it then
>>724474183kekit's cucking all the way down
>>724476414Toxic was very "the boys"pilled and I'm having that shows fatigue right now. Ngl the boys made me hate quinton tarantino because it made me take a step back and realize, holy shit this faggot self indulges just like the rest of these hollywood wannabe nitwits.
>>724450157They don't beat on you?
>>724449882>>724453704Retards. All of you.
>>724476546>Let me guess, this is a fake choice where even if you say yes she says no?Yes
>>724466929>green flag>loves romantassyLike those that involve minotaurs?
>>724476836NTRBROS, DON’T LOOK
>>724476836Doesn't change the cuck reality only the cuck orientation.
>>724476976She’s more into the work of Chuck Tingle
>>724476576Yep. Tarantino lost a good chunk of his writing talent when he and Roger Avary split.
>>724449882Gamers rise up
>>724453704holy kek
>>724450927It’s called a fucking love triangle you troglodyte.
>>724475659like i said your in luck
>>724476836>it was, like, really awkward>oh, is he terrible in social situations? Does he ask for no veggies in his food? Is he a dick to waiters and waitresses?>no. WORSE. I broke up with him>... when you were out at a meal that he was likely going to pay for?>yeah, like, it just felt right, y'know? *giggles*Is it misogyny if I feel like this woman doesn't deserve a serious relationship?I want to go help Phenomaman deal with this shit, he deserves a friend>>724476841That sucksTelltale sucks
>>724473560literal underage retardimagine you have a bitch and i kiss herthen she plays hard to get so i dont care about her anymorethen i find out she has a boyfriend and never even tells him about the kissyou think YOU cucked ME with that? i doubt that, you would be mad as helll
>>724477485I'm fucking dying
>thread with 200 replies>ctrl+f cuck>68 results is this satire or are you really that retarded and brainrotted
>>724477879Its just a bunch of underage children spamming buzzwords over and over again.
>>724477879first day on 4chan?
>>724453704Retarded cuck talk aside I hate this kind of dialogue from Phenomaman. Comes off as nothing but insecure.
>>724478296He essentially has autism which is better than Evil Superman once again
>>724477516You're imagining things that didn't happen, getting mad at them, and then judging entire groups of people over it. You're fucking insane.
are new eps out yet?
when does the next update drop?
>>724478925>>72447893550 minutes
>>724455136and why should I be nice to them
>>724458203We also had scenes with sexy women in skimpy outfits.Now we get ugly women in burkas and cuckoldry.
>>72447893545 mins
>>724479089They tried to take your prize. They work for the mercenary… the masketta man
>>72447893540 min
>>724477485>getting it on with best boy pmanI'm more than okay with that.
So we can't fuck Coupe or Prism?
>>724449882What the fuck even is this? Also I don't play vidya to play a character who is just me
>>724479604Lack of chemistry?One of them obviously won't because spoiler reasons and the other one barely has any screentime in comparison.
>>724479604nah just the invisible girl and blazer
>>724478773Are you responding to the right comment?
When the new episodes drop, do I just install them on top of the RUNE torrent? Or do i have to uninstall and reinstall the new episodes as standalones
hi guys im a pirate look at me IM PIRATINGGGG
>>724479089Because the faces they make when you say nice things to them then hit on the girl next to them is priceless
IS IT OUT YET?
>>724481267please understand fatherless behavior is normal on v
>>724477879I love talking about cuckoldry, it's a guaranteed laugh especially when someone gets irritated.
>>724481169Not your personal tech support, saar.
>>724481351>you wouldn't steal a car would you?suck it jew. shant be paying for any of your games
dude i don't get about pirating but A) at least be fucking not dumb b) stop gloating about doing something everyone and their mom could do it's fucking giving esl vibes
>>724481169good morning saar
>>724481775this but anti-pirating posts
How am I supposed to get episode 3 and 4 considering that I have a pirated version?
>>724482163just park yourself in the cs rin thread and wait I guess
>>724477485No fucking way, this has to be AI, there is no way this is real.
>>724481169>>724482163you retards have never updated a pirated game before? you just install the update
piratebros, what now?
>>724482431And where am I supposed to get the update?
>Newfags don't know how to update pirated gamesAt least we know why anons were bitching so much about the episodic release
>>724482487ITS UP
>>724482431there is no update yet, you know-it-all fucknigga
>>724482487>>724482301
>>724482518it's the same structure as the telltale games retard.
Another hour before episodes drop?
restart steam and you get the update
im gonna buy the game, merge the files, apply the original crack, refund and then upload the updated files, but i bet someone is faster than me
>>724482576no the update is already outhttps://steamdb.info/patchnotes/20581782/
>>724482576>>724482614Thanks I appreciate it
>>724482576I'm downloading the update now, so its out I guess?Wish me luck lads. Gonna romance me so brown tomboy pussy.
it's almost 10pm here in india. i guess will update the game tomorrow
Where the fuck are the new episodes on my steam? \>>724482614How the fuck do I restart steam? Just close and open again? Does nothing
>>724482636give me like 30 minutes and i got you guys
>>724482964I can't make an account! The "I agree to this terms" box grayed out perpetually. I wait 10 minutes and it still did not allow me to agree to this terms!
it's updating
>>724483057just wait for an hour. the udpate will be out normal way
post the fucking magnet link or the dl link you bum ass niggas
so many newfags itt
>>724449882I was wondering if this was new cartoon from a streaming service because I kept seeing screenshots of it being posted in the past couple of days and it's a video game. I think it looks neat. The main character's voice doesn't really fit him well in my opinion. His voice sounds too gruff for that body.
>>724483124Get a job.
>>724483343well duh he's like a late 20s guy voice by a 47 year old man
>>724476836Yes now we can get phenomamans seconds!
>>724456019>asking a girl out and being rejected is a humiliation ritualwhy
>>724466929It's a shame the game is gonna try to angle you towards cutting her over the bat. She has solid numbers and is already more likeable than Flambae or the midge.
>>724483645only redditors will keep the bat
>>724483124>open qbittorrent>click search>type in "dispatch"wooooaahhh
>>724450927stupid zoomer faggot misusing words again. Hero yourself.
>>724470824I find it funny Huey's humiliation ritual was so over the top even leftoids disliked it
>>724483691I'll cut him because I dislike Cr1tikal and I used Croupe so much she gained three levels - but the leaks really make it clear they want you to cut Croupe since she does villainous stuff to try and win the competition.
>>724483738>searching in qbitorrentWhat?
>>724483904who cares, they're all villainsi'm going for villain invisibitch route and sexing her
>>724483471phenomaman's alien dick is incompatible with blazerthey never had sex
>>724468990i mean this is classic woman behavior before she swings to a new branch (preps new guy, then dumps old guy)if youve been around enough women you should know that.
>>724483989It means she's gonna have less content probably, same as every Telltale game where you pick the OTHER person to save because they can't be assed to do work.
>>724483992Your criticism is invalid.She decided to break up with him before meeting Rob. And if Rob tries to flirt with her, she pushes him away.
>>724483970Its right next to transfers tab
>>724484062i'm not playing the game for her, she's a literal whothe less content she has the better
>>724483691Batbro ran cover for Robert
>>724453704>She's dating Phenomeman first>She starts flirting with youAnon, this literally makes you the cucker, not the cuckee. Order of operations matters here.
>>724476836This is like all those "divorced" women on tinder
>>724484101>if rob tries to flirt with her, she pushes him awayshe flirts with him quite a lot on the billboard, including sleeping on his shoulder and touching his faceIts also classic female behavior that she's a little checked out on current guy, so she begins searching for a new guy before she breaks up with the old one. Or meets new guy and then checks out on old one, either can happen.Thats kinda cuckold-y if not outright. Women hate to leave without an exit plan so they hide shit from you during the final months of a relationship.
>>724455542Same but opposite, invested points in Sonar, which sucka because coupe was my go-to cat fetcher. I'd much rather kick that stupid pyro faggot off my team for deliberately creating more work for me.
>>724453704Legitimate question why does every western romance story have this kind of scene, is this really that fucking common
I had to resize it a bit (4chan width limit) and shorten it, but here's part of the date scene with Invisigal
>>724477386does the artist do tall girl short guy or only ntr?
>>724484410It's cheap and easy drama. Soap operas make their bread and butter doing this for 30 seasons.
>>724484410Pretty much, most attractive women are already taken.If you meet an attractive woman, the majority of the time other people also find her attractive and some have approached her.Thats why so many women have orbiters who are just waiting for her to be single.
>>724484410Cuckoldry is written into the cultural backbone of western culture, like for real, every single one of their classical literature has signs of cuckoldry.
>>724453704What happens if you go with them for sushi? Threesome?
>>724484508
>>724484508Chair clattering
>>724453704>Wanting Blonde BlazerYou niggas aren't gonna make it, Invisigal is where it's at.
I can't wait to play this and make Robert into mentally ill BPD antisocial incel who destroys everything he touches and leaves trail of tears and blood in his wake
>>724484508Does this game have every romance trope possible?
>>724484764IRL, its Blonde Blazer.In game, Invisigal is more interesting.
go back>>>/vg/544413927
>>724484764>BDP whore that treats you like shit ""ironically""" Very realistic
Halfway through episode 4, this feels like an antithesis of a 2025 game when it comes to romance.>Full blown scene of Invisigirl dreaming of you fucking her>Spends the next scene checking your ass out and asking whether you jerked off in your mech>Constant flirting>Confronts you on the toilet with an attempt at fucking your right there, confessing to having the dreamThis feels like peak era 2005 wish fullfilment.
>>724477879cuckoldry and trannies are the only thing the subhumans infesting this board think about
>>724483691I barely used Coupe while Bat has three levels all put into INT, if I sack him everyone left is a retard and every INT job will require 2 peopleMaybe I'm stupid, but I didn't really notice he's an e-celeb unlike the irish midget
>>724484764Imagine going for a hood rat instead of not!Supergirl
>Give him the chair
>>724484942Loose whore.
>>724483691He's the only one in the game with INT. They really are a bunch of retards.
>>724475548>What's the point of showing this scene except to humiliate the player?nobody else other than autists on this site really care that strongly about stuff like this
>>724453908The funniest part about all of 4chan is realizing its the same as reddit, just with different coat of paint.> b-b-but I get to call people cucks and niggers.Congratulations faggot, nobody cares
>>724484942this game will cause a lot of chair clattering
Okay, what is wrong with BBlike huh, where the fuck did that idea come from
>>724485134>everyone else eats shit why don't you do it too
there's no sex scenes in this game and its all dick so
>>724484942
>>724485202getting your feelings hurt by an out of context clip of a game you’ve never played isn’t equivalent to eating shit
Water guy is evil
>>724485415>type that I'm spoilering it>forget to actually click the buttonfuck it
>>724485415Well that is far more than I ever expected. Jesus.
>>724485415>they actually put in Invisigal flickering during sexI WAS MAKING A MEME WHEN I WROTE IT, WHAT THE FUCK?THE DEVS ARE BASED
>>724485415woah mama
>>724484942>>724485415
>>724485415AHAHAHA OH WOW
>>724485415
>>724484942>>724485415>she even goes invisible during the sexHow the FUCK did they get away with this?
>>724484942>>724485415GOTY
>>724485415MY OH MY
>>724485415Wow. I thought Toxic's dick was gonna be the nudity peak.
>>724485415PICKED THE FUCK UP
>>724485415This will drive /v/ insane for months
>>724484508>>724484942>>724485415INVISIGAL ALL THE WAY
>>724477386Brother what's the source so I can find it on a reasonable site.
>>724485415welp, im officially diamonds for this bitch
>straight sex scene in 2025>straight female coming onto male in 2025>straight romance in 2025THE PENDULUM IS SWINGING BACK
Fine, I guess I will buy this sloppa to send a message that I want more brown tomboy sex in my vidya
Also, episode 3 and 4 are MOSTLY comprised of dispatching segments, so all the doomposters that wouldn't shut up about the game not having gameplay can suck it.
>>724485925You have a minute left until the discount runs out, the devs posted the sex scene too early
>>724485972>Sex with Invisigal and actual gameplayI... I kneel...
What the fuck is this game even? I saw a clip of it on youtube and it just looked like some shitty made western "anime" movie. Is there even gameplay? Why is the cast a bunch of faggot e-celebs?
Is it true there is NTR
>>724485415>Invis powers going off when climaxing
>>724485994I got it.
>>724485896and they even show her boobs
>>724450927I'm sure if you compiled statistics for cuck shit japan and especially Korea would far outpace the "west"
>>724449882how is it this low, I though it would be mandatory
>>724485972But are the segments harder or is it still as easy as episode 2?
>>724485415Holy FUCK. How can ANYONE in their right mind choose Bland Blazer after this?
>>724485896But multiple big budget games which came out recently had that
>CHAIR HIM
>>724485415Goddamn. How the fuck am I supposed to choose BB over this?
>>724486229>>724486483she's got a nice kiss scene for their date
>>724485415The Overton window has shifted hard for this to exist.
I bought the game because of this thread
>>724486187It's probably done like achievements, only 2% of players have reached that scene
Can you romance her after she breaks up with Phenomaman?
>>724486548>shorter than himdropped
>>724485896>>straight female coming onto male in 2025So she's acting like a male and breaking patriarchal stereotypes? How progressive
So nothing for Prism?
>>724486615Then the shills did their job, nice
>>724486615ShillGODs won...
>>724486761She's literally thot squad, unlikely there'll be anything with her.
>[give him the chair]IT HAPPENED AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRH
>>724486615I was about to do the same but realised the discount expired and got pissed off
I swear to GOD I better not see you fuckers cutting my bat-boy be in the majority in the stats. I SWEAR...
>>724486761The only choices are BB and Invisigal.
>>724486761Most of the squad is filler.
>>724486876Same, plus I don't know if the scenes in here are cherry picked. Plus eceleb VAs
>>724486548>Invisigal is a short, dark haired cutie>Blond Blazer is tall, golden haired tall woman>just kidding Blond Blazer is also a short, dark haired cutie They made the choice so much easier. What retards.
>>724486882That fag critical needs to go and i'm not depriving the leprechaun from his chocolate
>>724449882Is this from some tv show or something?
>>724486548>shorterWhat the fuck is wrong with them?
>>724487149It is a project that started as a TV show but then got turned into a Telltale VN, or so I am told.
>>724486882Are the two options always Sonar vs Coop? Because I used both of them a lot and would rather cut Prism.
>>724485415Why is she so thirsty for him out of nowhere?
bro...
>>724453704This Phenomaman dude makes fun of Robert multiple times because he's "small" but acts like a bro at the same time. Was this written by a schizo?
man fuck, now that I have the game but I have spoiled my self in these threads, what is a way to get into the mindset to go through the game properly
Coupebros...... I......I'm sorry........................ I already leveled up Man-Bat too many times
>>724474587It's always been cuckshit. We've just chosen to wake up.
Jesus I must suck. Only failed 4 times
>>724487373No. It's because he's literally an alien and doesn't fully understand social interactions. He doesn't even realize that he is insulting Robert.
>>724487351>We have to cut someone from the team who really needs help and guidance because Phenomoman is salty he got broken up withPut him somewhere with teams A-Y?
>>724486548so did she broke up with cuckman?
>NO JAPANESE VNS ARENT REAL GAMES>this western telltale sloppa though, certified /v/ classic, it even has the funny poopoo penguinman in it!!!I hate this board
>>724487245It's scripted to only be Sonar and Coop. Even if you send them out ofte, they will still be at the end of the leaderboard because S T O R Y
>>724487328Give episode one and two a go again but this time with your eyes and ears open
Shill threadBot threadFaggot thread
>>724487423I found Sonar way more entertaining and actually interested in being good compared to Coupe. Coupe just feels like a loose cannon, even though I like her and Punch Ups dynamic.
>this is in the official artbook
>>724487576You're deranged and retarded. /v/ermin have always entered telltale games to seethe that they're not real games. Hell it happens more often than VN threads
>>724487618They really put that choice on us right after finding out how much she clicks with Punch-UpFUCKING DEVS
>>724487607This, I can't believe a xitter screencap culture war thread died for this.
>>724486882>52% cut SonarIt's not fair...
>>724487576Anon you’re making up people in your head to get mad at
can I somehow backup/copy my save from end of episode 2?
>>724487328>Well I'm wet>He's covered in bruises, I'm into that>Digging the dad bod
>>724487648What the fuck am I looking at
>>724487486Ok, that makes sense.
Blonde blazer better go saiyan mode for her sex scene. It's fucking bullshit they made her another short boring woman. Fucking shitlibs.
Why the fuck did no one help her out?
>>724487834Must have failed the hacking minigame
>>724487905How the fuck do you fail something so low IQ?
THAT START TO EPISODE 4HOOOOO BOY
>>724487868If youre going to get banned and reported to the FBI you could atleast use more pixels.
What the FUCK are these names?
>>724487834based blazer bros
Dumping the BB comic, this is how the sushi date went.
>>724471135Your choices will never matter in these games, other than at the ending. Use your fucking brain for a second and realize how many branching paths would be created if your choices mattered. This combined with game budgets skyrocketing because standards are so much higher. Without even getting into the amount of work on the animation, writing, etc side, how many more lines would Aaron Paul have to VA? 4-5 times more at a minimum?
>>724488060>Big Chungus
>>724488028lmao wtf yeah
>>724488215
yo, wtfthis is overpowered
>>724488287
>>724488287Nice tits.
Uhhhhhhh why is Ep 4 so horny all of a sudden? Am I playing a hentai VN now?
>>724488371
>>724488287>self-inserters are okay when they have big titsYou're sending the wrong message guys.
>>724487576I'd happily replace every single gacha general with VN threads, even if they'd also be generals
>>724488454
>>724488215Am I art blind or does this cover seem like a fusion between Western and Eastern styles
>they turn this woman into a dark haired midgetFUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>724488539
>>724486882im part of the 52% fucker
>>724488576Isn't it the opposite? The midget turned herself into a blonde babe.
>>724488618End, dumping the Coupe x Punch Up Comic next
>>724453704Woman writer btw
>>724488547Comic artists know everyone prefers manga so they make the cover images look more anime before it reverts to the usual ugly western look inside
>>724486876it was like 2 bucks off
>>724488547Yeah that's the artist's style
>>724488618Does he roll his R's or is that an extra one in 'superior'?
>>724488812
>>724485415lmao thats just a wet dream she has of robbert
>>724488060I flat out refuse to believe that Mr. "sets public parks and dispatchers cars on fire for shits and giggles" is the top ranked of the Z-Team.
>>724488618male fantasy vs female fantasy, truly
>>724488907
>>724488721What a bitch
>be Phenomaman>Blonde Blazer breaks up with you over sushi night>fuck your whole shit up because you won't be smashing blonde pussy anymore>then she gets The New Guy that you just called small the other day to do some pep talk to you>gets you to join HIS team of misfits instead and become your superior>meanwhile Blonde Blazer moves on real quick and starts flirting immediately with The New Guy that also just became your superior>you hear them having sex with your Super HearingThey did this man dirty.
>>724488981
>>724489053
>>724488217>because standards are so much higherJapanese VNs with minimal animation and no voice acting mog 99.9% of westslop
>>724485415Based devs about to get a whole ton of Twitch streamers banned
>be in third place from the bottom (making you pretty save from getting cut)>be the first guy to sabotage someone>have a name that makes it funnyand thats why i cut her
>>724489046>>>fuck your whole shit up because you won't be smashing blonde pussy anymoreThey can't even smash. Pman has some kind of fucked up alien dong that isn't compatible with humans. Maybe he doesn't even have a dong at all.
>>724489128
>>724488618Holy shit, they did this man dirty. Blonde Bitch deserves the cat lady life.
>>724489213
>>724488907I will now buy your game
>>724489302end, you didn't cut his girlfriend right?
It is neat that the bulky musclehead guy is also the smart guy as well. even if it's a bit mary sueish but whatever I barely see it happen so that's neat.
>blonde blazer>she's not blondetrash game
Straight men are so lonely they genuinely need to self insert and play visual novel dating sims to experience love lmao.
>>724488907BOOBA
>>724489398isnt his intelligence one of his worst stats alongside his mobility?
>>724489376thanks for dumping the comics anon. >you didn't cut his girlfriendi won't be doing that.
>>724489213>gets slammed into the wall and choked>somehow gets turned on insteadYep, women wrote this.
>>724455712Extortion.Get to planning, Anony.
>>724489475i was talking about royd....
What?What's wrong with people
>>724489459did u actually laugh your ass off? or did you type that looking like this :|
>>724489457hi Joseph
LOOKTHERE'S A LADDERRIGHT THERE
>>724477485if it's a game by faggots, it better have some content for faggots
>>724489517bugged
>>724489517It's been an hour since the first post about this and it's still at 2%, I'm thinking it's bugged just like the tutorial in the last batch
Should I focus on dumping point on the hero's best stat or making them all rounders?
>>724489459Go be gay somewhere else Farquaad.
NICE
>>724449882Lol lmao even
>>724489213Long hair version looks much better
>>724489519Neither, i'm utterly disgusting while looking at this thread. You guys are genuinely sad, pathetic and lonely. No wonder there's a straight male lonliness epidemic.
>>724489128>I'm already ROCK HARD baby!
[Buy a fucking ad]
>>724489459Reality is a cruel trickster.
>>724489665>i'm utterly disgustingwe know
>>724461583Yes, I'm 5'5" and basically invisible to women except when in tight areas because I'm broad shouldered.They they get annoyed and disgusted that they were forced to acknowledge my presence.
>>724453898Only jeets play this shit anon.
>>724486882>I swear to GOD I better not see you fuckers cutting my bat-boy be in the majority in the stats. I SWEAR...I'm cutting him off the team solely to spite you.
>>724489661
>>724453704how can mecha man realistically compete?he's like ironman but without the charm and genius intellect
>>724489665farquaad seething
>>724489665if the dating pool is full of people like you, sounds like they're making the right call
>>724489761
>>724455712
>>724489779BB wants a more normal life and Robert can give her that.
>>724469148Bros, I miss having friends.
>Kick Golem out>He's still there in the corner of the screen in the next scene, cause they didn't notice him and didn't cut away earlierFucking lame, choices matter my ass.
>>724489849
>>724473031kek poor kidyou can observe the moment he knows its over
Reminder that neither invisigirl nor blazer will show up to your funeral when you join the incel suicide statistics.You're still a virgin, you're still loveless.
>>724489779having a working cock and meeting a woman for whom that is more important than her long term relationship
>>724489779Nah he's Peter Parker and Iron man. He's pretty charming
>>724489665Is that a problem? If so, what do you think you're accomplishing?
When does HE get arrested?
>>724479390i appreciate you anon
>>724488217I always bring it up when people mention branching paths and choice reactivity in games, Alpha Protocol has an amazing amount of both. Everything but that suffered for it and despite being a short game the scope of the project nearly turned every dev retarded from the strain.
>>724453704This is scene pretty much sums up why Ive completely stopped consuming any narrative based media
Why was >>724485415 deleted?
>>724490160Can't stand him
>>724490117don't checked me bitch i don't like going on v and worrying im going to get raided because some retarded pedophile is running amok
>>724490273His fucking coloured pacific islander pidgin shite is really grating
>>724490239probably the nipples, I guess I'll be banned soon so see you guys in 3 days if I am
>>724490239Child porn
>>724489510ah shit im an idiot. well he still has the huge downside of being unhygenic
>>724483691I only kept him for his int stat. If it was anyone else I would have picked Croupe
>>724490239> NSFW Board>> REEE WHY WON'T YOU LET ME POST NSFW CONTENTWhy don't you guys go post porn in porn boards?
>>724489376She should never have cut her hair, but the Irish manlet is a lucky bastard
>>724490463not even the porn boards allow child porn, pedos should hang
>>724490350>>724490463>mods are faster at deleting video games than child pornographylol that's pathetic
>>724490248>goes in and out of invisibility as she cums Weren't people literally coom posting about this exact thing like two days ago?Don't tell me they don't know their target audience.
>>724490392>>724490542retard, it's the sex scene from the game
proud blonde blazer enjoyer here, her actually being a girl next door makes her even better. chose her instead of invisigal because of the pegging line
Is this recent thing?I swear the last time I saw someone spamming CP was around 2015 but now I have ran into on several boards over the past few weeks
>>724490591>>724490574Not him, it was CP
>>724477485>/v/ would rather be completely gay and fuck the ex rather than the female love interest simply because he got there firstwhat's this exact phenomenon called? basically mentally becoming a woman? rather than fuck the "used goods" female, you get fucked by the chad who had her first? i don't even get the logic man
>>724490629Americans are fucked.
>>724490641it wasn't cp, I'm the one who fucking uploaded the video
HOW?!
Cutting someone based on leaderboard placement is retarded because they would all start on different days, and a dispatcher could sabotage someone by never sending them out.When you have Prism and Flambae starting shit with everyone who doesn't worship the ground they walk on, it's crazy that the cut comes to a choice between the friendliest of the Z-Team and the most professional one.Not to mention it's a fucking rehabilitation program. This isn't like letting someone go and they just go work somewhere else. You're just pissing off a former villain and sending them back out with no job. What the fuck do you think is going to happen if you let ANY of them go?
>>724490641Dude get a life. Porn addict freak.
I still don't get the narrative reason for cutting a member. Initially it's to scare the rest, but the whole point of the second shift was to show them working together and cheering on Invisigal. So why the fuck do you need to cut someone off?
>>724490660> wtf how can this happen?!?! how are some men not heteroids like me?!!??!?! D:::::Are you ok bro?
Did Rob arrest Shroud or was that someone else?
>>724490660>what's this exact phenomenon called?being gayBB is also a surface level person with surface level interests, that does not make her evil, but it does make her personality unattractiveInvisigal is similar, except immature Phenomaman likely doesn't even have a comparable sexuality, but he does have a selfless interest in humanity, while also having relevant insecurities in his approach to it, his goals are higher and respectable
>>724490898You are taking this too seriously. Here invisigirl sucking on Bob's finger in her wet dream.
So invisigirl refused to work all the day, and she stayed at the job because got one robber at night?
>>724490885playstats are stored in a filethis file only updates when the devs update it, it's not automatic
I'll probably do saves>Romance BB -> Cut Sonar>romance Invisigal -> Cut Coupe
>only 2% of people warned Blazer about her titsSo this game is played by incels?
>>724491262which team member are you adding though?
>>724491037>>724491083i'm asking specifically; what drives straight men to do this?there are straight men on this board other than myself... right?..right?
someone get a new thread going
Am I fucking retarded or is episode 3 just pure RNG since every dispatch only has one person (the other gets sabotaged on the way) and none of them so far seem to have any character specific options?
>>724491536Misogyny
>>724491536No, there are no other straight men, you're the only special chosen one here anon. The catalog being 99% named women, anime women and another straight man like you posting child porn in this thread is all in your imagination.
>>724491536I would never choose the gay option but I also wouldnt choose sloppy seconds. Professionalism above romanticism, always.
>>724491536Oh, you can’t help that, we’re all fags here. I’m a fag. You’re a fag.You must be too, or you wouldn’t have come here.
>>724491663pretty sure thats the idea
>>724449882He is literally you
>>724491663The beginning of EP3 is supposed to have a lot of failures, I believe. I had 5 failures in a row and then nothing but success in the second half.
Kino two episodes. Can't wait for the next two. Fuck this episodic bullshit
>>724491858but now you get to discuss it like a tv show
Water boy or Phenomaman? I choose wb, let the guy has chance to make something of himself
>>724491904HATE TELEVISION
>>724491858Sadly it's gotta be done. If all 8 episodes were out at the same time we would've all moved on by now.
>>724491957Phenomaman, cause the program is Phoenix program, it's supposed to be about former glory now fuck ups getting back into swing.
>>724486548>Shorter>Skinnier armsThey're lucky they got it right with Invisigal because they missed it by a country mile here.
>>724491957I find it hard to believe it's an actual 50/50 split. Phenomeman is set up to have a fall from grace leading to redemption story that parallels that of the MC which makes him seem like a natural fit. That and the whole alien thing makes him seem much more interesting than the comic relief guy
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>>724486548>shorterThey saved this. Dating a woman taller than you is a humiliation ritual and basically cuckoldry
>Gotta pick between waterboy and autistic omnimanGuys, i need help....
>>724490000>>724490278Fuck you pussy, I'll check your digits if I want to.
>>724484508>that side eye Fucking cute. She is afraid of falling for him but she can't help it because he is literally me
