>the Pokemon who killed trillions>the perfect wife>Sold out plushie instantly>Saved Gamefreak>the Queen of /v/Bow to Gardevoir
>>724684089>>>/vp/>>>/trash/
>>724684134>butt hurt!Calm down, lad!
>>724684134Holy asshurt batman
>>Saved GamefreakThey don't need saving. They're making billions by selling pokeslop.
>>724684089>>the Queen of /v/she didnt win that tittle
>>724684240And now they can make trillions
>>724684134Imagine not having a life or responsibilities kek
>>724684267Royalty is given by birth, not a popularity contest.
>>724684089put your money where your mouth is and support gardevoir for queen of /v/
for what?
>>724684267She was going to win one year but the host rigged her out of top 8 because he is gay
>>724684506Gallade's just can't compete. SAD.
>>724684550not surprised, it happened in king of /v/ too
>>724684267She would get booted quick now
>>724684089Why suddenly most of /v/ hates garvedoir nowI tought you guys we're always lusting for this creature
>>724685590newfags took over the board. ignore them.
>>724685763New fags are cute because they're so innocent, though! :3
>>724684089i want to _be_ a gardevoir!
>>724685842They aren't innocent, they're the ones doing swatting and shit.
>>724684089Looks ugly with a mouth. I thought people liked Gard because it's a mostly featureless and minimalist creature with a weirdly feminine and elegant aura to it.
>>724685932Big Ball Material
everyone in this thread misses the point of gardevoir btw
>>724686325the point is between her slender legs
>>724684267Queen of /v/ is no different then prom queen.Irrelevant after a month.
>>724686353the point is the spike in her chest ACTUALLY
I already have this particular Gardevoir fatigue....
>>724686325The point is how incredible it would be to have a kind loving person in my life
>>724686423Are you a kind loving person in the lives of others?
>>724686423DING DING DING
>>724686423rotten people only gets like koffing or muk
>>724686629>he wouldn't give his poison type pokemons loveFUCK YOU
>>724684089>"when we get home, we are gonna "train all day">She starts smiling and blushingThey knowYou knowThey are fucking.
>>724686404When thinking about it I always remember this imageAnd how incredibly sad it is
>>724684089>Never really cared about Gardevoir, never coomed to it, never used it in any game>Replay Emerald recently>Decide to use Ralts since it's one of the more interesting early game pokemon available>mfw Calm Mind AND Psychic by level 26I get it. I'm on the Gardevoir train now.
>>724686813this is sad... i wanna take care of her...
>>724686629If Pokémon were real, Weezing would be actually a pretty decent Pokémon if you could somehow build his set.Look at how people still use him in OU singles PvP in PokeMMO.There are many Pokémon out there that don't have even a single decent set due to utter garbage movepools and abilities.
>>724686832I had a shiny Alakazam as a kid, It was only natural for me to go for gardevoir on My emerdood version because she's the Alakazam stand in without the obligatory trade evolution cockblocking. This also enabled the gardevoir pornography to catch me at my most vulnerable.
>>724686813>common theme of asanagi is that sawing the horns off of draphs makes them lose their powers, dumbs them down, gives them short term memory loss and makes them breeding bitches>>why can't the same be for garde horns + directly hijacking their emotions when you press your chest to theirs and fill their head with nothing but horny lovey-dovey pure devotion and loyalty thoughts (which causes them to cling and leglock even harder, literal heart-to-heart mindreading)I mean, I'm not a gurofag and don't want to see abuse, but come on, am I really the only guy in the history of enlightened porn discussion who has thought of this?
>>724687187because pokemon appear to be obligated to obey their trainers from the pokeball
>>724685932Annnnnnd thread ruined
>>724687187>directly hijacking their emotions when you press your chest to theirs and fill their head with nothing but horny lovey-dovey pure devotion and loyalty thoughtsI think the implications of missing horn for garde is that she lose her psychic powers and ability to feel emotions altogether like being on permanent heavy SSRIsYou'd still care about her, right?
>>724687187The chest horns are too weird. It should have been a breastplate horn, not this weird hug hazard.>Dude breasts?! Think of the children playing pokemon!Yeah right as If that horn didnt actively contribute to more gardevoir lewds already
>>724686929>If Pokémon were realdo you really want a pet that emits poisonous gas?
>>724684089I'd be feeding her my cum since Ralts so she's pair bonded to me.
>>724686832>>724687164Your Gardevoirs were female right? You do know they can also be male which I find hilarious when other Pokémon like Nidoqueen (color distinguished female), Jynx and Milktank can all be exclusively female
>>724687686>hug hazardeven if all logic points to gardevoir's chest spike donutting me like a jojo villain i would trust her enough that she would not let it hurt me
>>724687810fwiw gardevoir was supposed to be the same way but gallade wasn't released until gen 4, supposed to be a knight to contrast gardevoir being a princess but gallade's design fucking sucks so that doesn't really come through
>>724684089Remonder that as they evolve they form a deep emotional bond with their trainers. You can't have a gardevoir without being a gardevoirfag, and gardevoirs also develop powers to further that bond.
I prefer Kirlia
gardevoir's canonically gigantic breasts
>>724686813>>724687187>>724687646>>724687686>Muh Chest HornThis is why Kirlia is better because those horns are actually on its head rather than awkwardly being in its just sticking out like a sore thumb tumor birth defect. I’m giggling as I type this because it’s so fucking funny how bad and unintuitive of a design Gardevoir is
>>724687994the chest horn is supposed to be a lady's brooch
>>724687646More like lose the capacity to store their own emotions as effectively (quickly returning to neutral, but not unable to feel anything), but the open conduit would be like a live wire leeching off of anything that brushed against it. For an emotion-heavy creature, they'd become utterly touch-starved and hug-obsessed clingy at all times (pushing the core of the horn fracture into anything that can fill the literal hole in it's heart) (while also telepathically knowing when to ease off, else their leech-host get annoyed and deny them contact), a passionate partner would be like an addictive medication that would dominate their mind at every point.Also, a chunk left over would still give them enough to work with, not a total amputation.
>>724687908>Gardevoir was supposed to have Gender Exclusive EvolutionsThey should’ve just held off Gardevoir until Gen 4, it also could’ve had a shot at being playable in Smash competing with Lucario for the spot
My Regigigas uses a Gardevoir's horn as it's guitar pick for shredding epic "demonic" anti-demiurge rock and roll on it's electric guitar (it's a positive message).
>>724688148She's in Pokken at the very least.
>>724688279She can’t stop winning
>>724687727Nothing a gas mask and only letting him out of the Pokeball in specific situations and open spaces wouldn't prevent.If Pokémon were real, you'd simply be forced to find a way to build a set for whatever Pokémon the circumstances would allow you to have.For example, I'd love to have a Pelipper, Ninetales or Torkial to kick-start an hyper offensive weather team. But instead I'd probably get a Stoutland or Liepard and be forced to use a weird gimmicky set.
I wonder if Kirlia could learn headbutt imagine getting a headbutt from it with the horns on its head
>>724687810I've had a male Gardevoir as my ace since Emerald came out, nearly 20 years ago. He is extremely important to me. Pic related
>>724684089wrong pic sorry
>>724688432In the 0.5s of contact I would mentally overwhelm and incapacitate it with horny thoughts.
>>724688023>>724687994I always interpreted the chest horn as a literal physical manifestation of their heart/emotions which gives them the ability to sense emotions so strongly. I think some Mega Gardevoir lore lines up with this officially
I want to like Gardevoir but I just cannot get over her peeking into my mind. That's too much for me.
>>724688519Did you fix his IVs? EVs? What about nature? Can't really think about keeping a Pokémon for that long since it's just data therefore practically Pokémon are Digimon you can inject and modify with tooks.
>>724688767If Gard can see all your bad thoughts I would assume she can tell your actual intent apart from intrusive thoughts. Or at least understand why you're thinking those things. In any case she'd probably want to comfort you more than anything rather than judge you...
>>724688875It's also about the privacy.
>>724688854IVs are fixable with bottle caps these days, did that a while back. EVs, nature etc. are all changeable now. But until that could happen he rolled with what he had from the story playthrough of Emerald naturally (Synchronize, Sassy, random EVs). I used to run him with Synchro-Lum, it was a fun gotcha in online. Once they added the ability capsule I switched him to Trace though, and he's been that since.
>>724689092Then you can trust her, I'm sure.
Trace mentioned>so many niche ideas, obscure fetishes to think of when playing along with mechanics>all artists just default to big tits + presentating templateWe need to promote intellectualism in hentai.
Real waifumons have snouts.
>>724690786I think Lucario beats Gardevoir in a 1v1. I think in most teams, Lucario even beats Gardevoir in a 3v3.
Next step would be a direct PMD Rescue Team sequel to get back Gardevoir's memories back after reviving her
>>724688875Don't Gardevoirs also feel whatever emotions that they're reading too?A Gardevoir trying to read my thoughts and emotions would quickly start going full schizo.
One would have thought that Gardevoir would have already been a playable character in Smash given its popularity, but probably like with Fire Emblem, the company always wants to push something else instead.Like Lucario.
>>724684089My wives :)
>>724690786>>724690871Breeding hips...
>>724691118Gardevoir's Pokedex entries focus more on their psychic abilities and risking their life for their trainer more than they do emotions, but Kirlia's entries do say a lot about them.>It is said that a Kirlia that is exposed to the positive emotions of its Trainer grows beautiful. This Pokémon controls psychokinetic powers with its highly developed brain.>It is highly perceptive of its Trainer's feelings. It dances when it is feeling happy.I wouldn't say a Gardevoir copies their trainer's emotions as much as it just has hyper-empathy....Which, admittedly, would still take a toll on them if their trainer was always plagued with depression or intrusive thoughts, just in a different way.
>>724691510>4channelers Gardevoir
>>724691686>you grew up on a 4channers psychic energy
>>724691319patrician taste
>>724691319That's a big backpack! :3
>>724691510>Which, admittedly, would still take a toll on them if their trainer was always plagued with depression or intrusive thoughts, just in a different way.Uh schizo thoughts more like pic related.
>>724686832>mfw Calm Mind AND Psychic by level 26It's honestly so good. My favorite pokemon based on overall gameplay is Azumarill (I'm based), but to actually set up its perfect moveset is such a hassle with egg moves and tms. Gardevoir just is naturally perfect
>>724688519>malebased
>>724691686no flaws detected>>724691938Oh, I see. Honestly? I think she would be okay with it. Her special defense is decent and even Dark Pulse, a move that sends dark thoughts to the opponent only damages her normally. I think she can handle a little bit of "I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST"
>>724688597that sprite fucked me upthanks gamefreak
>>724692168Imagine a Gardevoir raised by Terry Davis.
>>724692260She would like Donphans.
>>724688519This is a retarded question but do you guys actually carry over a single Pokemon through every game you play like some sort of life companion? How does that work exactly? Wouldn't he outlevel you at the beginning of each game?
>>724692371I know someone who's done this with pkhex. It was a Gardevoir too funnily enough.
>>724691319No lewd yet Wrong priorities from the "artists" I see
>>724691686I want to smell this Gardevoir's awful unwashed gross extremely hairy pussy and equally extremely hairy unwashed greasy asshole.
>>724691319I don’t like the meme of loli with giant backpack it’s retarded
>>724693034Snail loli is justice
I firmly believe that a gardevoir should be drawn on model. There's no point if she's not sticc. No big tits and no overly broad skeletal structure.
>>724693140i like them at any proportions really but the second they're given human hands/feet i go ballistic, NUCLEAR if they're acting out of character
>>724693140gay spotted
>>724688549>loses own popularity contest to a blue sluglol
>>724693034The loli with giant backpack makes my dick big.
>>724693391He's too assertive but there's nothing wrong with a sticc voir.
>>724692856Mawile is hotter than your shitty lame loli.
crazy how much 1 short can spike a character's popularity
>>724692129Please just kill yourself already
>>724693140 On-modelers never cry when they see ass or dicks..... Curious how thst goes, huh
>>724684089is that a condom growing out of its forehead for just in case ?if so, evolution literally built it to be a slut for ___
>>724695328Gardevoir was always super popular. This only rekindled the flame.
>>724684134fpbp
>>724695956>he doesn't want a hot pokerus filled load in his ass
>>724695328This is the ideal size for Gardevoir and Kirlia.
>>724695992if i am being completely honesti would like to grind against a gardevoir that's completely "smooth" down there
>>724696153I'm pretty sure the life sized doll they made is smooth down there
>>724684267...yet
>>724696184if only i wasn't a broke ass...
>>724695328Artists were just looking for a new excuse, she's already like the most popular heteromon.
>>724689415An opinion of the highest quality.
>>724690786no
>>724690786Real waifumons look like 9-year olds.
>>724684089>Saved GamefreakI'll never forgive her.
>>724684089Link to the episode?
>>724684506why is gallade portrayed as a cuck when in reality he's the one that gets to breed her
>>724699386I genuinely thought this my whole childhood
>>724684089That anime shows that The Pokémon Company (not Game Freak) hasn’t been contaminated by DEI yet. Considering today’s trends, they would’ve made Gardevoir male instead. This is a total victory for gamers.
>>724695956Mate, both of these are fucking gay
>>724688549I'd pick Salazzle over the pink freak any day of the week
>>724687994You're getting there, Ralts is truly where the line peaked however. Kirlia is still cute though, and she has the most suggestive card
>>724699025yes
>>724699608Your whole childhood was isolated from TV and internet?
>>724701293>internetI had no internet back then, and I don't remember ever seeing a gardevoir pic that wasn't the gen 3 sprite. Never watched the gen 3 anime either
>>724692371Typically the games don't let you transfer until a few months after release, so by that point I'm already done with the story and all the Pokemon I have been using in the new game are fully levelled anyway, so there's no disparity. I bring over a continuous "main team" of bros along with just whatever would be kinda cool in the new game to just do post-game completionist content, battle facilities, online, multiplayer stuff etc. with. Typically if the DLC content releases after transfer, I do the DLC with them too.Pic related, my Bro-devoir from Emerald after having been transferred ASAP to each new game, now in Violet.
>>724684089>kikefreak's cum toilet>wife materiallol
Can I look after a plant instead.
Its November. Stop gooning and start practicing Abstinence.
HEY YOUDraw Gardevoir right now
>>724684089>keep seeing cuck art
>>724701542based delocalizer
Last time I looked the plush was still in stock.Not that I want one. I'm happy with my giant Piplup.
>>724703147I was not the most imaginative 14 year old and I thought the Japanese name sounded really cool, honestly. No regrets though, it is a cool name.Also this is him from when I went to Tokyo a couple years ago.
>>724684089
>>724699474>why is gallade portrayed as a cuck when in reality he's the one that gets bred in the ass by his trainerFor your fucking information
>>724701542I think I still have My gardevoir on a random memory card since 2014 right before the third gen rereleases.
>>724684089Are the other Pokétoon episodes as good as this one?
>>724699474>>724703280
>>724684089no. 282 a besta BEST
>>724684089>the ralts that they are giving through Mystery gift is femalethey fucking know.
>>724703318They're all way different, some episodes are just a 1 minute Youtube shorts music video (like this: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8aDaj1rbvuw). The ones that are a decent length (7+ minutes) tend to be worth a watch I'd say.
>>724703476>Human like egg group shift in gen 7They always knew and the consequences already happened
>>724692260She looks like star trek seven of nine!
>>724701601go back to /pol/ retard
>>724695956Wow, an I AM SILLY comic where both sides are silly! Rare!
>>724704396Retard
>>724692856Grok is this true?https://files.catbox.moe/ew0sl7.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/ound4j.mp4
Gardevoir is the early gen queen.Meowscarada is the modern queenThey're both green. Coincidence?
>>724704860Green is good
>>724690786>snoutsIt's not a snout if it's only a big nose.
>>724704960Indeed
>>724688597beautiful
>>724690871Damn thats one needy dog.
>>724684134FPBP
>>724693034Its fucking adorable, you have shit taste.
>>724700375The art is really nice.
>>724704860Green, Pink and Blue are the three most common colors on the most lewded mons, in that order.
>>724703324>that fucking comicNo other piece of porn media ever made me laugh more, shame its not finished.
>>7247045152nd one is quite cute.
>>724693140>sheQuit assuming her gender.
>>724693140yeah i always prefer stuff on model
>>724686813I love miseryporn
>>724704860a cat is fine too
>>724706140>canon female cat>acts like a clingy girlfriend>wants to fug her female trainerThe first recorded instance of HFOFA in major media
>>724706609>acts like a clingy girlfriendanon thats just how felines works
>>724706698No, she of acts like (and is treated like) a human. Not the normal clingy, like the "this is MY girl" clingy.
>>724706870>ofoften, whoopsAnyways, acts more human than cat, the funny cat moments are the distraction not the norm. She even does cool poses in battle that are various tokusatsu references.
>>724706870So...a lifesized cat?
>>724707027>>724706870Ah sure, not saying she dont want to fuck their trainers, just that there is the cat part too.
>>724684089She has the face of someone who knows there is a pichu squirming and crawling around in her intestines while no one else is aware of it.
>>724707038Cats are lifesized cats.She's a human sized cat. Who stands on two legs. And gets her own bus seat. And is treated like a human 90% of the time in the anime.
>>724707379Yes, and?Still a lifesized cat.
>>724707578Nice pic
>>724688549Lovander is so god damned ugly, nobody is picking that rapepal over Salazzle. If it was Chillet, or one of the generic bipedal pals, maybe.
>>724708470>is so god damned ugly>SalazzleVery true
>>724690786real waifumons walk in 4 legs
>>724704960I want green tea
>>724709269I meanWould this even be weird for them?
>>724709269thats depressing
>>724709336She's helping him stay alive
>>724709395i know, i meant the guy dying.
>>72470926950% chance this is a fetish thing
I thought I disliked Gardevoir.Truth is, I dislike what "artists" do to her.She's actually perfectly cute as is.>>724709180This nigga gets it.
>>724709180My nigger
>>724709180
>>724709904I lvoe that most artists get the eyes right.Seeing her with white sclera feels really fucking wrong.
>>724709904Need a kiss
>>724684089thats a male gardevoir btw
>>724710163A Garde is a Garde
>>724687810gamefreak was too lazy to change the code, gardevoires are suppose to be the females, and gallades the males, so male ralts/kirlias were suppose to become gallades, while female ralts/kirlias become gardevoires
>>724705396it's absolute insanityi like his pokemon trainer comic way more though, but that one's not porni wish he didn't abandon it
>>724710427>gamefreak was too lazy to change the codeIt's more because all Pokemon from Gen 3 are transferable up to the latest games to this day.
Why is this stupid fish looking ta me like this?
>>724710579>i like his pokemon trainer comic way more though, but that one's not pornwhat one?
>>724710606She gonna do as dogs do and lick your face
>>724709904Too inflatable to be looking so smugly at me like that.
furfags get out, this is a garde thread (lilligant and bellossom can stay)
>>724684089Stop buying slop anon. Please.
>>724706609According to the VAs, they're like sisters with Sprigatito/Meowscarada being the big sister but i can understand why people would think that.
>>724710647Some dogs lick more than just faces.
i wanna plap my pokemon so badly but man there would be so much genuine love regardless if it's a vaporeon or lopunny...they really do feel like life partners and i can never let go of these characters even if I stop playing the games.curse my autism
>>724711115of course>>724711080>According to the VAsThe hell do they even know about the canon
>>724711080so>>724704860is likely to end with black holes and gun shots if a trainer has those two pokemon?
Love some cute pokemon.
>>724710612i'm pretty sure it is on e621 but it's down right nowit's old as shit and some pages are flash it's also unfinished
>>724711710If it comes back please link it here.
The Mortimer Goth of Pokemon
>>724711627Mew is top cute.
>>724711405Guess I should clarify it was the JP VAs. I assume they have to know stuff to bring the characters to life. Liko's Sprigatito was strange from the offset. She wasn't close with her at first. She hate water which is unique to her, and of course feel for male Oinkologne's which caused her to lust for him.
>>724684089I love it when Gardevoir is not depicted as a "mommy dom"
>>724711935Meh, even being the jap VAs you should take it to seriously, most of the time its just their view of it.
>>724711627Same
>>724687908Gardevoir itself is supposed to be a knight
>>724711929there is not better pokesmut artist than youjomodoki
>>724711929
>>724711929very>>724712217jirachi is fucking adorable.
>>724712257love how accurate he tries to be.
>>724686384Queen winners actually age pretty well but King embarassed themselves last year
>>724712257He is absolutely amazing. Top notch stuff.But his stuff tends to be a little same-y and he doesn't really draw scenes so to speak.But the Pokémon itself, and the fucking.There's nobody who does it the way he does.
>>724687908Gallade is cool as fuck when artists forget about his weird prolate spheroid pelvis
>>724712448Yeah. He manages to make them on-odel/accurate, cute, and sexy, all at the same time.It's one hell of a feat.
>>724712521Its very impressive, if only more artists tried like him
>>724712226mage, probably
>>724712748well no, there's nothing ambiguous about this.
>>724691319source?
>>724711627I love TDM type pokemon
>>724695328Lmao rip Paizuri fans, your dick will get cut by her chest horn
>>724712982TDM?
>>724699305I miss Hatterene and Tsareena
>>724713078https://en.namu.wiki/w/TDM(%EC%BA%90%EB%A6%AD%ED%84%B0)
>>724700375I would worship Kirlia’s feet
I wish there was a sort of Pokémon The Sims hybrid game.AI chatbots are nice, but something with actual graphics would be awesome.
>>724688549Based and palpilled
>>724713179Interesting, its a mix of chibi, puni plush and cute mascot character.Love it yeah, very adorable and fuckable.
>>724707578Can the funny mask be removed?
>>724684089Everything after gen 3 looks like dogshit. Even gen 3 itself is very hit or miss, half of those kinda suck too. Gardevoir is completely overrated, it's just some woman. Who gives a shit.
>>724713461maybe
>>724709269Bellossom Tea is the funniest thing I’ve seen regarding Pokémon on /v/
>>724712865Same short as the Gardevoir in the OP - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JtuxmEiYl4
>>724713508You lost.
>>724713540I pretty sure i have seen a pic like it before, but yeah its funny as fuck
>>724713303That would be cool.Just a life sim where you go around with your Pokémon or Pokémon team and sort of live your life.You could have different careers like park ranger, pokemon trainer, adventurer, etc, and you'd have different levels of interaction and relationship with your Pokemon just like you'd have with other NPCs in the world and stuff.I'd buy it.
>>724711627>>724711929>>724712982
>>724713609Just make fantasy life with pokemon, its not hard.
>>724710427They should’ve taken the Nidoran approach with the Ralts, Kirlia, Gardevoir, Galade line.
>>724693034Fuck you anon. Little girls and big bags go together like little girls and perverted, fat middle-aged men or little girls and white, licenseless, unmarked Toyota Hi-Aces or little girls and pregnancy.
>>724713638I never played Fantasy Life.How does it play?The cool thing about The Sims is all the sub systems governing the behavior and relationships and shit like that.Also, sex mods.
>>724688549No idea how either of these vile lizards are popular
>>724710579Oh no! He’s hot!>>724710882Do Pokémon need a license and to go to driving school?>>724711627Mew is based in that it’s genderless and left up to the imagination
>>724713609The closest we have is Pokémon Pokopia. Of course in that game, we won't be human.
>>724713726You can choose a lifepath/job, they would need to make it more complex for the pokemon interactions but honestly its very possible, a mix of fantasy life, animal crossing and pet simulator would be peak.
>>724713687They should.Also, the Nidoran lines are so cool.
>>724713461Only with a 3-star punch
>>724712162>”mommy dom"Ahem, that’s Nidoqueen sir
>>724713843>Mew is based in that it’s genderless and left up to the imaginationTrue, my personl headcanon is that with transform mew can just be whatever.And is also a slut that likes to have sex with anything and AS anything
>>724713903is this a mod?
>>724712426Celebi
>>724712498I like to think the Male Gardevoir Jannies are keeping a close eye on this thread and are dressed like this
>>724713983_No
>>724714034very very cute too
>>724714132Whats the source of the animation then?
>>724713461It would be extremely painful
>>724714181https://youtu.be/CRfeqB-HPQA
>>724713562Lost what? Yeah sure the Pokemon series has been catering to you tasteless children for the past twenty years, but that's not interfering with me. I'm chilling here under my rock playing Pokemon Blue + Stadium via Transfer Pak. Or Pokemon Snap, Pokemon Pinball, Pokemon Channel, etc.... All the good games already exist and I don't care what's going on in the modern day.
>>724714239Thank you, very well done
>>724713538There should be a Pokedex entry that talks about its mask being natural and if it were removed Meowscarada would get either extremely embarrassed or angryhttps://youtu.be/CRfeqB-HPQA
>>724690786Is that why you're always in a Gardevoir thread and never your own?
>>724709334Probably, living things don't like being submerged in boiling water, especially plants.When you infuse tea in water you are extracting Polyphenols, Caffeine, Pigments, Amino Acids, Volatiles and Minerals, i.e. most of the stuff that plants need to live;>Polyphenols These are used by plants as a defense mechanism, basically like natural pesticides or deterrents because of the bitter taste and toxicity.They also protect the plant from UV and oxidative damage.Without these, it is almost like the plant has a fucked immune system and radiation poisoning>CaffeineAlso a natural pesticide, toxic to fungus and some insects, manipulates bees to return and pollinate more frequently.>Amino AcidL-theanine, helps the plant's metabolism and acts as a storage for nitrogen, helping growth and coping with environmental stress (drought) and fungus infection.>Volatile CompoundsAttracts helpful insects and repels dangerous ones.>Minerals-Magnesium used in photosynthesis-Potassium enzyme and metabolism functions; protein synthesis and carbohydrate transport as well as water balance within the plant.-Calcium, the structural building blocks of the plant-Phosphorus, vital component of DNA, RNA and ATPBasically that Bellossom will die doing that, it is losing all the minerals it needs to function and other things that help it survive out in the world.Because it is extremely hard to dry our leaves that have been infused, there's a good chance that mold will start to take over like an aggressive cancer and it has no defense to stop it or survive with it.
>>724702998
>>724712162
>>724714270You lost.
>>724714034Sexabi
>>724714330Left is sexier
>>724686813What are you talking about this is hilariously stupid lol
>>724714164PMD made me discover and love Celebi
>>724714239I really like how Meowscarada's a combination of that faggot Don Flamenco, Glass Joe, Soda Popinski, and Aran Ryan.
>>724684134fpbp. kill yourself OP
>>724713845Imagine Nintendo gets sued for ripping off Minecraft
>>724714312That chest horn could probably cut diamonds which is what dicks can become LOL
>>724714723>MinecraftThe game reminds me of animal crossing but given who the devs are, its closest to dragon quest builders.
>>724714440Never finished a PMD game
>>724714853What did he mean by this?
>>724692260She's be like a schizo valkyrie warrioress.
>>724714896Play Explorer of SkyExpect tearjerking kino of the highest order
>>724715102I will, mystery dungeon games arent much my thing but i cn try
>>724685932YWNBAG
>>724691319Sex.
>>724715192Go on, adapt the entire pastaShitposting is supposed to be an art form
>>724704860
>>724715232>nut in your catgirl then immediately go back to vidyaGigabased
>>724715232Legends Arceus says yes. The Tera leaks also says yes. I honestly though the fuck was for fun prior to knowing all of this.
>>724715347because he already knows, or doesn't mind daughterwives
>>724715356The Teraleak is the best thing that has happened to the franchise
>>724715232
>>724704960Green is life.
>>724715481based cactusbro
>>724715232That's because the Meowscarada is male, so there's no risk of pregnancy
>gardevoir thread>degenerate furries from /vg/ who want to fuck literal small animals infest itback to your HRT hole>>>/vg/
>>724700375Not as suggestive as the one showing her butt.
>>724715563the images preceding that one says otherwise
>>724715565YWNBAJ
>>724715586>the one showing her buttyou mean the gen 3 game sprites?
>>724715481>PLAP PLAP *ouch* PLAP PLAP PLAP *ow*>GET PREGNANT *owie* GET PREGNANT *yowch* GET PREGNANT
>>724703318The one with this cutie is the best one.
i'm glad all pokefags are literal childless freaks in their late 30s and 40s and will never get to pollute the gene pool>>724684134/thread
>>724715471>>724715356redpill me
>>724684089It was cute, but I'm still not buying the low grade slop.
>>724713702Thought this was an ass in a thong from the thumbnail.
Slowly and unintentionally corrupting my Gardevoir via my perverted thoughts
>>724684089Pokemon would be better off if they focused on making smaller spinoff games that tell self-contained stories instead of spending years working on mainline titles that are crushed under the franchise's expectations. Tell me I'm wrong without sounding mad.
>>724715792The quest in legends is basically a reenactment of the Yuki Onna story. The tera leak gives explicit details on some of the marriages that happened. The Rapidash one is the funniest one I read.
>>724684089dude you 30+ year old cartoon simps are sad as fuckturbo consumers to the max
>>724716023might be too late to pivot given the current expectations now
Would Gardevoir be a good mom?
Would rather have a murderdaughter.
>>724715792GF employees made a ton of "stories" involving pokemon and humans having sexThose were part of the leakHere's a short non-exhaustive list>Arceus disguised as a hurt woman to seduce a man, get pregnant and give birth to Dialga and Palkia>A Typhlosion kidnapped an underaged girl, fed/drugged her with special berries and got her pregnant, the girl eventually is so mindbroken that she accepts the Typhlosion as her husband and tries to defend him when her father finally finds them>A fisherman got seduced by an Octillery, had sex with her and got her pregnant, the resulting child not only was human but also became a genocidal maniac
>>724715471That leak was like a sleeper agent activator for 2% of the fanbase. I no longer see the Gen 4 we got, but the Gen 4 we were supposed to get.Also Lucario wears pants, holy shit
>>724716498>Also Lucario wears pants, holy shit
>>724716467>the kino cave
Choose
>>724716467I feel the octillery/lapras story and the ursaring one are two separate ones that they just forgot to separate.
>>724716498>confidentialFinally, classified bnuuy
>>724716467>the father of space and time incarnate is a feeble humanwtf
>>724716749All pokemon with a human parent are guaranteed perfect nature and IVs>>724716570Found it
>>724715792There's a lot of japan folklore that revolves around spirits and monsters mating and marrying with humansWhen developing gen 4, they wrote pokemon versions of this folklore (including pokemon sex/relationship) as a kind of creative exercise to explore the idea of sinnoh folklore and ancient pokemon history, though little of it was put in the actual game since it's for childrenSince they still had the files for these stories in their servers, the Teraleak was able to uncover these storiesimo the most important one are the creation myths that seem to imply there's a true god Arceus that created Pokemon as a representation of its life, as her early life was fighting with other primordial gods and being restored to health by a human lover
>>724716889>Found itThere it is
>>724716467Don't forget about the Vigoroth story line. That one was brutal.
Gardevoir is built for Big Dusknoir Cock
>>724716952By decree of Arceus after getting her back blow out all female pokemon are made for human males.
>>724702130For me it's this plant.
>>724716467>>A Typhlosion kidnapped an underaged girl, fed/drugged her with special berries and got her pregnant, the girl eventually is so mindbroken that she accepts the Typhlosion as her husband and tries to defend him when her father finally finds themBased and shojopilled
>>724703629She looks cure when angry.
>>724717195
>>724715792
>>724715727>>724715531>>724715481Love this design, not even any sexual thing. Just wish it wasn't so shit.
>>724717150Mudkip is my favorite starter but I wish they kept this bnuuy for another gen or as a non-starter
>everyone else splurging over pokegirls and what not>me thinking about how nice pokemon world would be to simply go out and live in the woods would be
>>724717089Roselia's line are some of my favorite shinies
>>724717416Would it? You'd live every in fear of some powered up rodent killing you just because he felt like it.
>>724714292>>724714132>>724713903As a welterweight I would KO shitmon chan if he likes going after people under his weight class
>>724716590Modest
>>724717416The pokeworld would be great for multiiple reasons but you would have to be careful not to piss wild Ursaring and shit.I'm staying with my Gardewife on a safe place thank you very much.
>>724684089>life sized plush never getting restocked>scalpers flipping them for $2k online
There's something wrong with my gardevoir, /v/.
>>724716590All Gardes deserve love
>>724716590Sassy.
>>724717741Those were a limited stock? Weird how Gamefreak hates money when it comes to that, but loves it when it comes to skiping on their games' budget.
>>724716590I'm onaholing Jolly
>>724717786Yeah, she's wearing clothes. She thinks she's human.
>>724717416How do you feel about wasps?How do you feel about extremely easy to provoke, aggressive, territorial 1m+ tall wasps with stingers the size of lance tips?Is that "nice"?
>>724718013Just stay in the house broThere's random grandmas living in houses on the routes, if they get that old then it's probably safe
>>724718013Chill out Misty
>>724718013Look, if you want a "this would actually be terrible" fantasy world, try Harry PotterI would never even leave my house if Pokémon were real, balls deep into a new orifice every day
>>724718257>Try to go outside>Immediately meet with wildlife looking at you like pic related
>>724718013And you forgot the part they they can be befriended.
>>724718013You can't tame a bear IRLYou can tame fucking dinosaurs in Pokémon
>>724718343That Arceus genetic coding ain't no joke
>>724718424You can also tame a bear IRL
>>724718462>Pokemon: "I would like to accomplish something with my life, not just be a human's cocksleeve">Arceus: "HERESY!"
>>724718525Yeah, after years of abuse
>>724718618And?How one does it wasn't the question, just that you can.
>>724717815Gamefreak (game dev) and The Pokemon Company (IP holder) are different companies.
>>724718013Ok, hear me out>1m tall wasps and other aggressive creatures roam the wild but society is so high trust 10 year olds can go on national road trips without adult supervision or>animals are small and timid but society is so low trust kids need supervision going to the shopWhich would you prefer?
>>724718672Alright then you nagging niggerCan you tame a shark IRL?no, you can'tnobody canThat's my point
>>724718525Taming mechanics are still buggy
I want femboys to comfort me. They know my pain.
>>724701542Didn't X/Y strip out .pkm data like original catch date, original trainer, and some other ribbon information?
>>724701542How do you bear playing these gamesGen6 and onward has been awful
>>724719346I never understood people that risk shit like this, I don't care how buck broken the animal is, if it can killl you it probably will
>>724719754People imagine dumber things every day.
>>724719714The games have only gotten better though.
>>724716590Naughty easily
>>724716590Careful.
>>724719483>>>/trash/
>>724716590modest, jolly and adamant are best
>>724717659>>724717724>>724718013I mean I'd be a pokemon trainer so I'd have access to both the shit that can harm me or defend me for deterrence. Same goes for some house hold chores, nothing says I can't have my Sandslash plow the field for me or any number of other combos.God help the aggressive wild pokemon that cross my path if I roamed in my youth catching scary shit from elsewhere, Raticate getting curb stomped by a Pyroar would be a grand old time.Then I'd have a raticate for...wood working with those fucking giga beaver ass teeth. I guess. The real problem is that I'm sure a Gardevoir or a Bunny would want me to take them to town to do stuff since they seem less inthewoods than other pokemon.>All the town lassies talking behind my back when I come into town to get confectionaries and clothes for pokemonHonestly it would be more like fucking Palworld but without the slavery while I'm out homesteading.
>>724716590Jolly
>>724720274I should replay Monstermind.
>>724716590Is there anything like this with other pokemons? Always liked the concept
>>724715586>>724715724what a slut
>>724716558this one was funny, where can i find all of the character design stuff? or all the interesting stuff from the leak?
>>724720274>This is the world Arceus wants
>>724719596No.
>>724720274The joke doesn't work if you throw in Pals and Digimon.
>>724720520
>>724719087I dunno man. I'm more afraid of the things that'd poison me then eat me alive than shady characters. By that question alone, the low-trust society, with all the other context of the setting, Pokemon.Pokemon's adult supervision is just Pokemon supervision, isn't it? You're always expected to have at least one superpowered companion keeping you safe, kid or adult. So you're never quite considered independent.You're just kinda boned without one. You know, Brendan/May, save me from this tiny puppy.
>>724720520tl;dr you had to be there, same as claude plays pokemonbest chance is to check the offsite archives (arch.b4v.dev/v/), find an image that seems like it was posted around the time of the leaks ITT, view same, then follow the scent to find a few of the threads when it happened.For me it was Regigigas being completely vindicated out of nowhere as both the unspoken hero of the entire setting, and the one who wants to destroy it all.
>>724720892lmao
>>724721339>tl;dr you had to be there, same as claude plays pokemoni was there, but it was a mess
Were you a Red or Blue kid?
>>724721437It's so funny to me how I wanted to fuck Lapras from the get go.I mean, it didn't know what fucking was back then, but I really liked her.
>>724717363Same. Love that goofy cactus.
>>724684089i NEED to hug gardevoir
>>724719596Original catch date goes as far back as Gen 4, since 3 didn't track date, it only tracked time. Ribbons are consistent across generations with the exception of Gen 3/4 contest and Battle Tower, which got replaced by "Contest Memory Ribbon" and "Battle Memory Ribbon" which consolidate those to a single ribbon with a number for how many it relates to. OT are still valid all the way from gen 3. Notably, if you transferred to Legends Arceus very early, some old gen mons unintentionally defaulted to the smallest possible size, which in later games also nets them a mark.My Gardevoirs full list of ribbons/marks is>Kalos Champion (Gen 6 Hall of Fame)>Champion (Gen 3 HoF)>Sinnoh Champion (Gen 4 HoF)>Hoenn Champion (Gen 6 Hoenn remakes HoF)>Alola Champion (Gen 7 HoF)>Galar Champion (Gen 8 HoF)>Best Friends (Max friendship)>Training (Achieve target times in all Secret Super-Training Regimens, Gen 6 only)>Skillful Battler (Gen 6 Battle Maison)>Effort (Max EVs)>Alert/Shock/Downcast/Careless/Relax/Snooze/Smile (Daily rewards)>Gorgeous/Royal/Gorgeous Royal (Paid)>Footprint (Max friendship)>Legend (Defeat Red in HGSS)>Contest Memory/Battle Memory (Gen 3/4 Contests/Battle Towers)>Contest Star/Coolness/Beauty/Cuteness/Cleverness/Toughness/Twinkling Star Ribbon (BDSP Master Rank in all Contest types)>Battle Royal Master (Win Master rank Battle Royal in Gen 7)>Battle Tree Master/Battle Tree Great (Gen 7 Battle Tower equivalent)>Tower Master (Gen 8 Battle Tower)>Master Rank (Achieved Master Rank in Online multiplayer)>Teeny (Smallest Size)>Itemfinder (chance when finding items in Gen 9)>Partner (chance when walking with them in Gen 9)>Gourmand (chance when eating with them in Gen 9)>>724719714I enjoy the gameplay and despite what people like to say, even at its worst Pokemon is still a relatively unique and compelling gameplay concept for me, especially since it has aspects not typically seen in the JRPG genre (online PvP and raids, co-op etc.)
>>724721437lapras
>>724721159You're just transposing modern day onto the pokemon world where you can't walk to the store or even sit outside your home without the risk of being raped or shot if you don't have a gun.If you said that to someone in the 60's/70's they'd think you're crazy, where mentality was leaving doors unlocked, not every small dispute ended up with a lethal situation and guns pointed at each other.The pokemon world would be more like that where kids and pokemon are friends and people just didn't even think about harming other people.Case in point: In your mental world, when one person defeats an opponent and that person no longer has a pokemon "defending them" then that person automatically gets raped and killed right? because they don't have a pokemon defending them and that's where your mind goes?It's sad to think that you can't conceive a world where people have morals and aren't just out to hurt everything around them.
>>724721426In that case, check the earliest threads, they were generally more structured as things came out.
>>724721664sure, would need to find the date first, but yeah
>>724688549I know real Palfags don't post this because even there the lizard is renowned for being ugly and one of the least attractive pals.
>>724721743Yup.If only Lovander actually looked like that in game.
>>724721664I see they repurposed beta Black into Black2
>>724696041>>724701378>>724705226>>724714640>>724715787Stupid butt hurt samefag!
>>724721426https://www.pokeos.com/p/teraleak/recapShare some model sheets if you're diving in, those were cool.
>>724721947Thank you for the link, yeah if i find interesting stuff i will
>>724684267She didn't win it because she was born with it, granted that title by the will of the Divine.
>>724721947>half the images got nukedmeh
>>724722302lol did they really make one based on missingno?
>>724721620>>724722427I’m in love
>>724722471
>>724722382That's Octillery's early design. Gen 3 was supposed to be more edgy in response to the "babygame" of Gen 2 introducing pre-evolutions (Pichu, Happiny, etc). So they started off as razoredge as possible, then toned it back to the level of Groudon's design (the first mon designed for that gen).Picrel was Manectric's first design; other edgelords hat looked completely different at first include Cacturne, Flygon, Clampearl, Sharpedo, Metagross and Donphan.
>>724717416>Three-fingered gripper hands>Pointed single toe legs>Flat-chestedAmazing Gardevoir artist
>>724722821looks more like a digimon
>>724722875Some of them really were out there. This one is Donphan.
I hope cute, happy Gardevoir is the standard now.
>>724723086almost monster hunter-like, very interesting.
>>724723275She's happiest when she's in romantic love with her trainer
>>724722302Why do I hear Nod obelisk sounds.
>>724723275made for loving breeding
>>724723275Made for NTS
>>724688549based palCHAD
>>724703318I liked the one about the kid with a Primeape.
>>724723791Dilate.
>squirts all over you
>>724716498Lucky Oshawott.
>>724701542Based. Hope you and your bro give each other smooches
I love Gardevoirs with HUGE tits
Please stop wasting your time on fantasies.
>>724725241why the fuck would i ever want to interact with 3d women?
>>724725241Until modern women can't destroy a man's life on a whim, no.>yes I'm waiting for modern women to cease or robit wives to replace them
>>7247252413dpd, catch up.
>>724690786You do know Lucario doesn't have a snout but a big nose, right? He's JEWcario for a reason.
>>724725241you made the meme wrong
>>724724976this but kirlia
>>724725241Switch the sides
>>724706870What the fuck this is real?How can they be so blatent?
>>724726638In the show it's played that the Meowscarada is just clingy like a normal cat is, because it likes her and wants to be pet
>>724726638The new anime isn't as kid focused as the Ashime. It's not exactly for adults either, but it does slip in some humor for older people now, and some referances kids wouldn't get
>>724722576>>724722649Why does she keep driving vans?
>>724684134based pokefuckers deserve the rope
>>724728330because >>724713559
>>724718343and the things I'd like the wild life to do to me if they were giant...
She certainly made me a greenfucker thats for sure.
>>724716892>Pokéfucking is official.Neat, well there's always hypno who rapes kids and is the ugly bastard chomo but actual kind and caring loving with a mon is too much? I see, the western standards for what constitutes as "friendly" is just NTR enjoying jewish gay man's fetish.
>>724725241Modern women need to communicate like adults and get out of their perpetual Disney Princess phase before I’m willing to entertain them.
>>724722302Ultra Beasts were the perfect opportunity to do an official Missingno. We were robbed
>>724696784Damn, those are perky
>>724709269Bellossom pee
>>724729270>Ahahaha, you're so tiny~>A small thing like you's gonna need protection>I think I'll make you mine
>>724684089fuck these dogshit coomer bait threadsjust buy the fuckdolls and FUCK OFF>>724684134FPBP /thread
>>724713865https://e621.net/posts/5580390
>>724713952https://e621.net/posts/4548281
>>724729667Heeeey, that's not a pokemon...
>>724731357Plaporita
>>724731047
>>724725241>>724723791>the pokemon that left trannies butthurtKNEEL
>>724688549Lovander is greatHoweverSalazzle > LovanderSalandit > Salazzle
>>724732651True and True
I will not stop posting it until you submit to them
>THAT WAS A CHILD, GARD>FUCKING FLOOR IT BEFORE THE PIGS GET HERE
>>724729270Why is Emolga the sluttiest of all electric rodents?
>>724732937Did she isekai anyone?
>>724684134fpbpKill poketroons
>>724724189Why did she do it
>>724732752I feel that it would be Gardevoir the one doing the hypnosis
>>724684089>zero meta presence in either singles or doubles
>>724717089Based and Roseliapilled
>>724732351I love gardevoir though!
For meIt's Dustox
>>724733335>Somewhere out there some trainer is actually using a very pent-up and frustrated Gardevoir for fighting instead of fucking
>>724733335>giving a shit about the metaYou're one of those showdown faggots?
>>724684089she has also dominated the TCG for 3 years now and will continue to dominate until she rotates, she truly is the favorite of the franchise
>>724733551>ntsfuckingY E S
>>724684089I almost wonder if it'd even be an exaggeration to call Gardevoir one of the most iconic pokemon ever at this point.
>>724733054Who knows
>>724716023You mean like they're doing with the Legends series that everyone seems to be really polarized on now? Or like shit like Pokopia that no one will give a shit about?
>>724705396Newfag here, what comic?
Bones shatteringLungs filling with saliva
>>724733919https://exhentai.org/g/2175585/b86bbbcbf1/
>>724685590Millennials are scared of sex and zoomers were raised by them
>>724733760It's the most recognizable and loved of the gen 3 pokes save mudkip memes
>>724733760the most iconic pokemon are pikachu, charizard, eevee, lucario, gardevoir and mewtwo
>>724734145Electric Psychic fairy Fighting steelFire flyingNormalUber psychic Pretty good team. Eevee into Umbreon and mewtwo into a bulky water and this team looks fun
>>724733335Its easily one of the strongest Pokemon in ZA's meta. You would know that if you played online.
>>724734597
>>724734628Mew is beautiful
>>724734145>most iconic Pokemon are ones people lust afterReally makes you think
>>724734818Iris a cutie
>>724734792M(you) is beautiful
>>724733551>>724733723trying too hard xister
I approve of Mew posting.
>>724735106
>>724733551do gardebros REALLY
>>724735173So cute.
>>724735270>samefagging nowLEMAOW
>>724733390I like how she's onahole sized.
>>724702941Fuck off, nnn was never funny
>>724687994It's not unintuitive by any human metric. I don't think it has breasts meant to be suckled in any capacity.
>>724735692I always thought she was cute.But after playing monster mind, she's best girl.I don't even like fisting.
>>724736098>monster mindwhats that?
>>724704960Have a bonus
>>724735786Why is it always Umbreons?
>>724736148>wtf? How could someone on /v/ not know about Monster Mind>18 April 2018
