>only 31% of people chose Blonde BlazerFucking really? You people chose the evil goth with a bull ring over the leggy mommy?
she ain't the anima to my animusshe's just boring as hell and a normie
>>724781407Doesn't that blonde girl cheat on you or something. Why would u pick the netorare path
>isn't actually blonde>isn't actually buff >is already in a relationship
>>724781615She's just as buff. She's just shorter. And literally the entire third and fourth chapters are about her dumping the autistic Superman knock-off.
>>724781407R*ddit game. Doesn't that moistcritical guy voice a character?
>>724781885He sure does. So does the Irish YouTube guy.
Mandy is a whore name.
>>724782002At least she told you her name. Invisibitch treats you like a fuckbuddy and doesn't even bother telling you her name.
>Teehee instead of being a 12/10 blonde Amazon I'm a 10/10 brunette but 2 inches shorter~
>>724781407i can't believe people still don't know about septum piercingsi guess they'll have to find out the hard way
Its a video game, not real life. Most people would prefer a more exciting romance option in their games.Only loser self inserters choose the boring blonde virgin so they can pretend its real
>>724782296Have you heard about nose ring theory? It's undefeated, even in fiction.
>all youtube streamer VA's and meme actors like aaron paul I sleep
>>724781407Let me fuck him. We already kissed and the big man is still feeling down. I won't let him extinguish the sun, but he can extinguish the desire burning from my mecha bussy. He's asocial so he doesn't understand how good dispatching my g-spot would be. We can do it raw to and from distress calls before the civilians are any the wiser. Hell, any fire related emergencies can be immediately taken care of from how hard I'm gushing from his mustache giving my coin purse a deep carpet clean as we hover above the scene. Legitimately the best character in the game and it's bullshit that they're queerbaiting us with him so far
>>724781407cumbrains tricked by the opening scene
>he fired Sonarwe are not the same
BB lost until she too gets an even sexier sex scene.
>>724782889Visi hasn't had a sex scene yet. She's had a dream. You see BB's real areola.Point, BB.
There's sex scene in this? Is it good? I tempted to play it only because of that
>>724782971You see boob, I guess.
>>724782997no vegana? pubes?
>>724783067Nope. Laura Bailey makes some convincingly hot sex noises, though.
This game reminded me that there are actually people out there who enjoy consuming shit like Vox Machina
>>724783157Huh, who is she voicing?
>>724781407I really love this game, but it also causes me immense pain. It reminded me of how shitty my life is. God, how I wish I could travel to the Dispatch universe as Robert! Does anyone else feel the same way
>no Malevola romance>no Prism romance>no Coupe romance
>>724783257You will never have Matt Mercer's wealth or fame.
>>724783260The other love interest, the horny tomboy.
>>724783347oh damn. Okay, where do I pirate this?
>>724783157she really doeshttps://youtu.be/C2osPzmSV1s?t=2760
>>724783470How old was she at the time?
>>724783067kys rajeesh
>>72478356421
>>724783332>canon lesbian>voiced by another tuber>irish midget's ex
>>724782396>so farAnon. Game's already been datamined.It's just either the BB or Invisigal routes with 3 results: success, fail, or friendship for either of them.
Game? Never heard of this shit before
>>724783470>mh, what big veins you have *sucking noises*top kek, i wonder if she's embarassed by this now
>>724783629Peak. Shame she never posed nude back then.
>>724783754Dispatch.It was released like a week or two ago.
>>724783629I imagine anon is very disappointed rn
>>724782919A girl dreaming about fucking you is almost hotter than actual sex.
>>724781407>get kissed by another man while in a relationship>don't even try to stop him or pull away from the obvious incoming kiss>don't tell boyfriendRegardless of any context, this is what a cheating hoe does. And is immediately more off-putting than the "I can fix her" girl.
Is there a option to opt out from dating any of these broken women
>>724784148I think you have to do one or the other, but you can refuse to kiss BB, which turns the scene into just dinner. So... yes? I'm pretty sure that ensures you're with neither of them.
>invisigal steals blonde blazer's jewel and puts it on
>>724781407>cute tomboy gf vs fake blonde it's a very simple choice if you have good taste
>Phenomaman is voiced by Fat Geralt>Invisigal is voiced by Abby
>>724781407>most men don't like being manipulated emotionally by a bitch who was cheating before she jumped shipmore news at 10
you do realize invisigal put the bomb on your mech right? then she treats you like shit till she has a wet dreamcucked her easily
>>724781683>she's disloyal and dumps the big friendly himbo for being bad at social skillsThis is meant to make her endearing?
>>724784330>no Flambae>no Coop or Sonar>no Phenomaman or WaterboyShould I be concerned?
>>724781448based and redpilled
>>724784330>nose ringYou're right. The choice IS simple.
>>724784420They're at another party. A cooler party.
>>724781407The nosering alone ruined Invisibitch. She'd be hot without it. I don't know why women like nose shrapnel so much.
>>724783773>i wonder if she's embarassed by this nowthe woman astonishingly famous for having a 13 year old child humor who cant stop herself from making penis jokes?sure
Apparently the stats now are close to 70% of players going with Invisigal. I don't think it's surprising, she just seems to have better chemistry with Robert. Combine the fact that she's a tomboy and she's the typical "I can fix her" option that most guys love in a game.
>>724784368InvisiSIMPS hate this ONE FACT
>>724781606She doesn't cheat on you, she fails to mention she already had a boyfriend when you first meet and impulsively kiss her. But she ends up leaving him shortly after and seems interested in you, so it's whatever.
>>724782034>expecting a BPDemon to tell you her real namethat's how you get exorcised dumbass>>724781683not a blond, she has even less muscle than invisibitchplus she is a monkey branching harlot
>>724784681Oh yeah? Visi smokes.Game point.
>>724781407There is no happy ending with BB.She’ll never have what she wants unless she completely gives up her hero life which isn’t happening
>>724784420>Should I be concerned?About what? Them not cramming every single character into a frame?
>>724784780Her powers are tied entirely to that necklace. I can see a story arc where it gets destroyed, and she and Robert live a normal, boring, domestic life.
>>724783632Mecha Man will make them straight.
>>724784578Her disappointed sigh as you remove the headset is wince-inducing. I guarantee you there are at least a couple of people who got guilt-tripped into doing her path right after.
>>724784578wtf i love dogs nowit looks like a tux cat but dog
>>724784578Horsegirl WON
>>724784903Why do I have to fuck her? Why can't I just be her bro?
>>724784578>Dr. Princess, M.D.
>>724784578>The AssisterizerDid Cosmo Kramer, The Assman, become a superhero in this timeline
>>724784940You can. There is an achievement where you go through the game without committing to a romance. Probably a prompt in later episodes of a "We'll bang okay?" variety.
>>724783632>voiced by another tuberMalevola is, Prism isn't. She's voiced by some singer chick, she sings the Ep. 2 credits
>>724784578I feel like it's a situation where Blonde Blazer has her shit TOO together, and the game is going to end up kicking players in the dick who went with the smart, capable, career having girl who isn't a fucking wreck. This is writing 101 that they have to undermine the obvious "good choice" with the girl who is ruining her life.
>>724781407It's honestly sickening. Blonde Blazer is easily best girl.
>>724784835>live a normal, boring, domestic life.the white man's unreachable fantasy
>>724785562Says the jeet.
>>724784572well she's too embarassed to voice animu characters now and had all those roles recast
I was all in on Blazer until i saw Invisigal having a hot ass sex dream."I can fix her" girls are the best when you can actually fix them.Besides, I don't wanna hurt my nigga Phenomaman or start fucking my boss.I AMTHE 1%
The game is smacking you over the head to pick Visi. BB is a side character that shows up a couple of times an episode, IG is practically the main character. The way the picking the date happened was so framed in IG's favour, she wasn't asking you to come but the game presents you with the choice anyway.
Folks here posting about invisigal vs BB. I wanna talk about Robert though. Everything in game suggests that this dude is a total chad. His dad died when Robert was 11, and he immediately took up the mantle of mecha man, and has been successful doing it until the point where this game takes place.
>>724785828That's a good thing. He's a legit super hero down on his luck and women wanna fuck him.No more gay incompetent dick sucking protags.
>>724783426steamripwhen a new episode comes out, redownload it and copy and paste your old save data into the new version
>>724785785>1%what was so bad about helping this chick?did it lock you out of a lot of choices?
>>724785984you just need to do the hacking minigame with the anti virus and i guess most of the retards playing this story game with fake choices can't handle dodging a ball.The only time the game is legit hard is when it ramps up the dispatch difficulty beyond what anyone could handle like the shift after you cut someone or the shift after you add the new person
>>724785984It's bugged. Alot of players chose to help her.
>>724781407>fake blondeThat's why
>>724785894It’s almost enough for me to have been sold on the game even if that was the only bit of good in sea of woke slop. Luckily though, the other aspects of this game seem to legitimately lack wokeshit. You either can romance a straight white woman, or you can tame the tomboy. Never in a million years would they allow that in veilguard
>>724785785my fucking niggai seriously don't understand how only 1% of players got there. seems like THE obvious option. is this a bug?
>>724784578thinking too much about itit's because porn addicts saw her boobs
>InvisibitchI now understand the "I can fix him" mentality that chicks have.
>>724782002Kek
>>724786197It's not just thatI know she's got a monster bush and probably stubble on her pitsI want to eat it from the back just like she was dreaming about.
girls like invisigal are all talk until you make them cumthen they're like little kittenssex kittens
>>724786627/thread
>>724781407duh, normalfags likes piercingandd other whoreshit
>>724784578>>724786197Blonde Blazer lost me the moment she made Robert cut someone. The team just needed someone like Robert to kick their asses and present them with the hard truth and they proved it by getting their shit together the next shift.
>>724786180It's probably a bug, it was higher for me.
>>724786627weird zoophile analogy
>>724787140yeah this seriouslylike bitch I aced previous day, just let me do my shit in peace
>most people have shit tastewow who could have known
So how do you think the story will end?Robert quitting being Mecha Man seems unlikely, but I can see him being able to act as a dispatcher while in the field
>>724784652 Don't fall for it bros. If she leaves another man for you, she'll leave you for another man.
>>724787370I mean I feel like the game will just let you choose. In that case the question becomes "Which is better for Robert".
>>724787370>but I can see him being able to act as a dispatcher while in the fieldwell he can stick the puter in his mecha and be a mobile HQ so yeah
>>724787387By that logic, Invisigal planted C4 on your back once, what's to say she won't do it again?
>>724784578>Big Chungus
Are people really confused why the bitchy tomboy with a secret cute side who is super horny for the MC is the more popular option?
>>724787387It's one thing if she cheated, but she only reluctantly kissed you and felt bad about it.>>724787597If that's some kind of casual spoiler, fuck you asshole.
>>724787737Beef's secret identity. How did you think he could afford his physique when Robert can't even afford a bed
>>724787597That's the difference between betraying someone close to you (BB) and fighting your opponent (IG)BB betrayed pheyamalan, IG didn't betrayed anyone
It's not a matter of BB being bad, in any other western game she would be a top pick. She just competes with a brown horny tsundere tomboy who is super into (you). This is literally an uphill battle against an archetype people have been craving for years.
>>724787834It's an open secret at this point, but sorry if I spoiled you
>>724781407As Arueshalae's devoted and loving husband, it is only natural that I pick Invisigal in this visual novel game./thread
>>724781407Reminder: You are a male shipper.
>>724788003I don't even know why I come to these threads. I thought an innocent conversation about the love interests would be fine but I guess I was wrong.
>>724784578>Horsegirl
The dinner with BB was romantic but the movie with Invisigal was cute as fuck. Like the anon above said if it was any other girl then BB would be the most popular girl, but she's competing with a tsudere tomboy who you fix with the power of love. No way BB can compete.
>>724787760The west turns all of its tomboys into lesbians. That one meme image is actually 100% real.Looks like they're learning though if Invisigal is any indication.
>>724781407Goth girls reign supreme, as ever.
>>724787597>Supervillain did supervillain thing BEFORE becoming hero vs>Superhoe cheating and pretending it's okay because she left her bf AFTER thatYou're retarded.
>>724788443I don't think this is goth. More punk if anything.
>>724788285>aruecucksOH NO NO NO VISIBROS WE ARE INFILTRATED
>every invisigirl screenshot and webm I see in these threads
>>724787370He will probably cut the cycle and probably give up on being a Mecha Man. It's obvious that his dad was only a tech enthusiast while Shroud is rightful inventor and owner of the fusion core, and he wants it back to his hands. Devs will definitely give us a choice between giving up the core or killing Shroud. One of the 2.Visi will either turn evil or become a bit nicer, not sure about BB though, maybe she will Robert's love interest or reconnect with autistic Omniman. Who knows really.
>>724788298if you're scared of spoilers because you're behind, 4chan is not the place for you, this has been true for two decades
>>724788385>Feel the Way I Do
>>724787370double ending, give up revenge and get married or enact revenge and become the next villainthere must always be a Shroud
>>724788635same dudei don't play VNs and fotm games but I've been thinking about trying to get back into dating after 10 years irl and seeing this absolute waifu just makes me want to throw my chair
>>724788551There's not a strong distinction. Especially now that goth has been dead for like 30 years.
>>724788635Only half of the episodes have come out so far.How are you going to hold on when you can have a second date with Invisigal in Episode 5?
>>724787140you're a soft bitch
>>724789195Nah. Already have to deal with people in real like that. Fuck 'em if I'm gonna deal with them in vidya too.
>>724789167I saw some of the spoiler webms already from previous threads. I bought extra chairs just to clatter.
>>724781407You are just a child. You'll learn, if you don't stay a virgin, that is.If a relationship starts on the wrong foot from either party, it is just temporary. She tried to manipulate Robert by getting close to him and you fell for it if you kissed her.
>>724781407why in the world would you ever trust someone who does nothing but lie right down to her stage namecaptcha: G0GAY
>>724788285Glad someone else thought about arushalae lmao.The romance options in this game seem to be waifu-bait just like arue, in the best ways ofc.>>724788554Yes, but the comparisons imo are valid.
>>724789312Not going to lie that looks like a sweet apartment especially compared to Robert's.
>>724787597That was literally just a job. Your inability to differentiate is why you suck
Feels like this number is just going to go up. Sorry BBfags, she completely lost.
>>724787140They needed to understand, if you don't gove it your best, you're being sent back to prison.
>>724781407>named Blonde Blazer>not actually blondeWhat else is she hiding from me?
>>724789589You're a woman. Robert's apartment is perfect.
>>724789903She doesn't wear any blasers.
>>724789903Mandy is actually an MtF
>all this thickness was fakeInstant drop for me.
>>724781407OMG i ship it!!!
Invisigal's date had a better song too. BB just can't win.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLF5ZbaPfss
Can you guys help me understand something? From what I understand the gameplay involves the personnel management from something like This is the Police or whatever, but does it have any actual bearing on the story so far? If the scenes are all preset like a telltale game what keeps you engaged with the actual dispatching part?
>>724790393Yeah, it wasn't even a fair fight.
>>724790459No bearing at all, but with no way to skip these segments might as well play them.
>>724781407>only 31% of people chose Blonde Blazer???
>>724790459telltale game dude, stop trying to find complex shit when there is none
>>724789707>>724790551Numbers not adding up here
>>724790459>This is the PoliceThis game was god tier btw
>>724790551Welcome to Telltale-likes where the stats are made up and choices don't matter
>>724790459Pretty sure you can fail every call and the story won't aknowledge it.Well, maybe at the end of the story something will come up based on how well you did
>>724781407Chose neither Chads, rise up!!
>>724790732I think the only thing of consequence so far is the hacking minigame during the Invisigal part in episode 3.
>>724790867>Chose neitherplay the game
>>724781407She's already in a relationship and tried to kiss me when we first meant at a fucking bar while we ere both drunk. Of course I'd choose the sexy, brown tomboy over that harlot.
>>724790931I hate hacking btw
>>724791048This, she was barely tipsy, she 100% knew what she was doing
>>724791242she literally said she was drunk as fuck and would never kiss Robert in a normal situation
>>724791453>she literally said she was drunk as fuck and would never kiss Robert in a normal situation
>>724790625Game is new, numbers will change more. Plus it might be people running it back.
>>724791453You really believe that? This is the same woman who tells Robert she drinks pure alcohol out of the bottle because it's extremely hard to get her drunk due to her powers.
>>724791453>urgh, ew, major ick factor>I'd never kiss you under normal circumstances
Also I’m on the discord. And lmao the wokeshits are already wavering, and they don’t even know about the kino details in the last 4 episodes lollll
>imagine a woman having a sex dream about you
>>724790732>Wait a second, you're Robert, the legendary dispatcher who's never made a bad call?>I'm good now *disables nukes*
>>724791453That was just to cover the embarassment, she was giving clear signals that Robert interpreted correctly, but once he kissed her she saw that it was a completely stupid idea and backed off.My guess is that she felt very insecure about her relationship with Phenomaman and needed to check if she was still attractive for regular humans.
>>724787834>but she only reluctantly kissed you and felt bad about it.Lol what? If you don't have enough self-control to stop an act like this then you are simply one step away from cheating for real.>"Oh no I could just, you know, stop the guy I HAD to kiss him reluctantly I swear!"Whore lies.
>>724791686The entire appeal of this game is "Imagine a woman is attracted to you"
>>724781407Put another way, that's 69% of players that rejected a monkey-barring whore consciously or subconsciously. It turns out that being a cheater is extremely unattractive.
I'm so fucking lonely
>>724781407>look this up>It's literally just a somewhat interactive sitcomWhy are you "playing" this? Are you a woman?
>>724791839i mean most games are about killing peoplenot like i'm going to kill people in real life and not like i'm going to make a woman attracted to me in real life
>>724791909
Whoever on the dev team decided to play 80s inspired music to these romantic moments knew what they were doing
>>724784578I haven't played this game, which of the two is introduced first? VN players often favor the girl the game shows them first
>>724791909Imagine if the fifth episode would start with a full-on sex scene with whomever you picked
>>724792085Not many people talk about the soundtrack, but it’s so good. Easier if We Fly is probably my favorite track and it was cool hearing it come back during the date with Mandy.
>>724792184Girl in the OP is introduced first. Tomboy is introduced in ep 2 but is a complete cunt. But then ep 3 and 4 give her a lot of moments with the protagonist that push her way past the first girl.
>>724792184play the game
>>724781407>Fucking really? You people chose the evil goth with a bull ring over the leggy mommy?It's in men's nature to try and save/help/correct and then guide retarded women.
>>724791453And yet she did voluntarily in episode 4.This is why I hate women, both options are a very realistic depiction of women, and it fuels my hate for them.
>>724790551Mine says 34%
>>724781407>my secret...is that im a white womanshe's just a boring character
>>724791686Within cells interlinked.
>>724792590>my secret...is that I'm a strong independant womanYeah, invisibitch is boring as fuck.
>>724792590BPD horndog tomboy isn't much better.
Don't care, still romancing Mandy. The leaks prove she's the best option.
>when you finally realize who's da real MVPFlambae is literally unstoppable.
>>724792716Leaks prove the opposite for me. Don't get me wrong she's a solid choice but Invisigal's whole story arc just wins out to me. I'm a sucker for those types of stories, especially with romance involved.
Invisigal is assertive in pursuing Robert. BB is playing coy. 9/10 guys are gonna go with the girl putting out.
>>724792842>BB is playing coyI mean she gets pretty forward after dumping her boyfriend. She just didn't want to take any steps while still in a relationship.
>>724792842>Invisigal is assertive in pursuing Robert.>You know...I'm at the movies...I'm alone btw....I miss popcorns....the movie hasn't started yet....>BB>Hey, wanna grab something to eat with me?Beta girls always end up last, this is why BB is winning the culture war.
>>724792842But it was BB who directly broke up with her boyfriend and asked you out, twice already in 4 episodes.
>>724792842She's only being coy by comparison because Invisigal doesn't give a fuck about HR and describe her sex dreams to you.BB did take the initiative to invite you on a proper date, while Invisigal is still putting on layers."Oh yeah I'm at the movies, ahah I miss popcorn soooo much"
>Watching friend play the game and it's the part where you choose between Coupe and Sonar>Tell him to pick Coupe because she's boring as hell>Lets the timer run out on the decision to see if not choosing is a secret third option>Game automatically picks Sonar>>He doesn't reload the save to pick the boring black woman instead
It's insane how far two mediocre romances will carry a mediocre product. Dispatch has almost nothing going for it, but it's just getting full thread after full thread talking about the two most basic women.
>>724792837Really they’re both shockingly good. And to have the 2 romance storylines in a 2025 game is actually insane to me. The temperature in hell must’ve taken a nosedive.
>>724793168>>Tell him to pick Coupe because she's boring as hellWrong, retarded e-celeb cocksucker.Glad he didn't listen to you.
>>724793168I had hoped letting the timer ran out would open a secret third option.
>>724781407>>WHO DO YOU WANNA FUCK, ROBROB?>a fake blonde with a cuck/open marriage>a dyke slut that will dump you the second you fart wrong...neither?
>>724793336Knives are a shitty power you faggot
>>724793392Only one of them won't give you AIDS
>>724793375That would be dishonest game design
>>724781407>not blonde>not buff>not tall>doesn't even have superpowers like super strength, stamina, etc outside of work >can't even fly I was absolutely going for BB until I found out. Honestly I don't give a fuck about Invisigal either.
>>724793392Where was the option to get a beer with black Einstein? Cringe.
>>724781407You want to be some rebound for the chick that just got out of a relationship over the girl you can fix and shape into your wife? weird
>>724793406You're playing the wrong game if you think powers are important. No idea how you could get past episode 2 without understanding the theme of the game.
>>724793506She's also boring, eat my shit you niggerlover
>>724792692the tomboy is the lesser of 2 evilsat least she didn't try to shoehorn me into being a collaborator of infidelity
>>724781407>isn't actually a blonde PAWG Stacy>cheats on her bfInvisigal mogs her in every way, ESPECIALLY sex appeal
>>724793467She can fly though?
>>724793638Can she actually when not blonde?
Don't post these threads without "Dispatch" in the title, it makes them hard to find in the catalogue
what does it say about someone when they're into trashy self destructive retards granted that the said retard is cute
I got this game because I was tired of "build your own adventure" sandbox games, and I wasnt disappointedis this what VNfags have been experiencing all these years?rich story, good chaarcters, ncie voice acting?or am I getting old?anyway, Invisigal is my waifunow, If I had a dime every time I romanced a Laura Baily character in a videogame..
If you picked the tomboy, you are my brother.If you picked the blonde, you are my brother.If you picked the demoness, you are not going to get much out of it, but you are my brother stillBUT IF YOU PICKED EITHER OF THE BLACK LADIESYOU CAN PISS RIGHT OFF TO WHATEVER FUCKING TRASHBAG GHETTO YOU CRAWLED OUT FROM
>>724792836What does a "perfect hero" mean? A hero whose stats are so high, he has no chance of failing?
>>724793848Can you even pick anyone but Invisigal or BB?
>>724793848I picked the bear
>>724793849I think it's the quests that offer hero-exclusive choices, these guarantee a successful call
>>724793917I heard it's just them, which fucking sucks because I wanted to go for Prism
>>724793849Some (maybe all? Dunno) missions have a particular hero that if you send, are character to succeed. I think it's like the options that only unlock with specific characters
>>724793848To be fair to the misguided souls, coupe at least is more like a female assassin archetype that happens to have too much melanin. Prime on the other hand…yeah no.
>>724794008Guaranteed*, fuck
>>724793849I dunno but Flambae is always the perfect hero.
>>724793917>expecting multiple choices that actually change the outcome of the game from telltale lol lmao
How would he do as a dispatcher?
>>724793917>>724794194when was the last time your choices ACTUALLY mattered in a telltale game?
>>724794232Any other games like that one and this one?
>>724792325>>724792184Technically Invisigal was introduced first way back in Shroud's hideout
>>724794262Telltale Batman, depending on how you've treated the Joker, the entirety of the last episode is completely different. It was legitimately impressive, at least for Telltale.
he reads guides on leadership lol
>>724794397literally me fr fr
>>724793848 He says, as he posts an image of Arnold shaking hands with his black bro.Coupe is efficient, actually willing to live a good life as long as she gets paid, and she gets along very well with my bro punch-up. I kept her around because compared to bat-bro, she really needs this job to stay clean.Nothing to say about Prism, she's an amazing hero, but she sucks big fat balls, and Robert calls her out on it in the meeting
>>724794397He takes his role seriously. Is that funny to you? Is this something to laugh about?
>>724794357the Adhoc devs didn't work on Batman. They worked on Wolf Among Us, Walking Dead, and...fuck I can't remember the last one, guardians of the galaxy or something I forgot.
>>724794474Not much else to do in this game except laugh.
>>724793848what are you talking about you can't pick any black character in this game
>>724794357For me it's doing everything right in the walking dead so the stranger has nothing to criticize you with and looks even more insane for kidnapping clementine
>>724793848I can understand disliking Prism for being bitchy, but what is wrong with Coupe?
>>724794165>Casually caps on 2 stats after a mission>Flies>No cooldownI wonder why
>>724794606Two-faced bitch>Only applauded Invisigal because she thought she would be the one to go
>>724794601Those aren't really choices, those are fake choices. Just like in Game of Thrones, the traitor is determined by whom you pick as the warden. The traitor then proceeds to justify the betrayal by all the wrong shit that you did - unless you didn't do any, in which case he still betrays you.
>>724793848Coupe is easily the second best girl, even if she is into short men
>>724794632>each level up, you level up something besides strenght and mobility>get max stats in no timeHe literally prints success
>>724794397>constantly trying to improve himself>thats a bad thingthats why hes banging the invisible chick and wondergirl and youre not
>>724794670>Two-faced bitchSo a normal woman.
>>724781407I wouldn't pick either for real but I want to see less of the nose ring cunt so corpo whore it is.
>>724794774That's not how women work at all, and it's probably why you're drooling over invisigirl because a woman having a sexual dream about you is utterly mindblowing to you.
Coupe is one of the best heroes. She's fast, strong, and intelligent, most of the Z team are only good at 2 things, she's good at 3.For me its WaterboyInvisigalFlambaeCoupePrismGolemMalevolaSonarPunch UpNever bothered with Pheno.
>>724793706There is no way her necklace gives her all the powers, its probably just for marketing.
>>724795026What if Robert puts her necklace on himself?
>>724795136he would turn blonde
'Kay so here's the general rundown for the remaining episodes judging by the script. Be mindful that the only things that can be taken from the script are the spoken things. Hence why even though we had Episode 4 script we could not foresee that dream sex (we knew she had a dream cause she talks about it in the restroom later, but we didn't know it would be shown), as there are no dialogue there, apart from "Oh fuck". SPOILERS BEWARE:Episode 5 - Another episode where nothing happens in terms of the main story, just more character building among the team. This is a BAR episode, you will go to the villain's bar with your team-members. The highlight of the episode is that there will obviously be a bar fight (with a villain Mr. Armstrong, who is a Shroud goon or at least joins him later on), and that means the return of QTEs, for the first time since Episode 1. The main choice of the episode will be whether to reveal to your team that you're Mechaman or not. If you do, Flambae tries to attack you but Golem saves you. If you don't, Flambae shakes your hand. Episode 6 - This is where story starts to trickle in. In the beginning of the Episode you are testing out Royd's Mechaman suit again, this time with his new Proto Pulse that he built in place of the Astral Pulse. It goes wrong however, as Royd doesn't know (nor anyone for that matter, apart from Robert's dad) how to contain that much energy in such a little device, so it blows up, and injures Royd (hence why he is seen injured in a wemb where you dance with Invisigal or Blonde Blazer) and you. Robert wakes up 15 hours later, seeing that the city is being attacked by the Red Ring constantly (Shroud's gang), but he is put on sick leave because of his injuries. He goes home, and is invaded by Invisigal and Royd, who claim they invited everyone from the team for a house party at Robert's, and brought his office computer in the meantime, so that you could do some dispatching. 1/3
>>724782396If only the devs were wiser to allow it.
>>724795531Episode 6 (cont.) - The party starts and you get to dance with either Invisigal or Blonde Blazer. Then Royd locates the real Astral Pulse - it fell out of Robert's suit after the bomb blew up and Robert couln't find it, assuming Shroud has it, but he doesn't. It's been trading hands for awhile, being sold from one buyer to another, and now it's located on a boat along with Red Ring goons. Invisigal says they need to go get it now, but Blond Blazer argues they need more time to prepare. No matter what you pick, Invisigal goes alone, after drunk Chase gives her shit and is an asshole about her being a villain (and she uppercuts him). You help Invisigal through hacking on the boat, evading and fighting goons. Eventually she gets the Astral Pulse out of a safe but is ambushed by Shroud. He almost kills her, but Chase uses his powers to save her, and is critically injured in the process. Episode 7 - The whole team wants to cut Invisigal out after her actions, but Robert says he'll just suspend her. You meet her in the locker room (she'll be naked or at elast in her underwear) as she's about to leave, and she confesses to planting that bomb on your back. You can forgive her immediately, tell her it will take time, or just outright tell her to leave. If romanced she will kiss you, which will let you lean in or out of it. Robert goes to the villain's bar, where the bartender and a bearded client are giving you trouble. Here you can GLASS HIM the bartender. The bearded guy catches you and is revealed to be Shroud in disguise. He tortures you, along with either Sonar or Coupe, and demands to know where the Astral Pulse is, he needs it to be able to know everything and "bring order to the chaos" (he is cybernetically enhanced and can see probabilities of everything happening, with the Astral Pulse he'll just "know" everything) . You refuse, and Blonde Blazer saves you. 2/3
>>724795546they are wiser, which is why they didn't put gay shit in the game
>>724794964Her past AND her present are none of our concern, boy. We need to be better men.
>playing capeshitoh no no no
>>724795602Episode 8 - The city is under attack by Shroud and his Red Ring goons. You deal with them through dispatching, then fight either Sonar or Coupe in your Mechaman suit through QTEs. Chase puts on Blonde Blazer's amulet and becomes Starblazer, being able to use his powers again. Meanwhile Shroud has captured your dog and demands you hand over the Astral Pulse or he'll kill the dog. You can give him the Astral Pulse, the Proto Pulse built by Royd (but he'll see through it), or give him both without knowing which one is which, in which case he has to guess which one is the one he needs, and he guesses wrong. He is defeated, thanks to Invisigal showing up (and taking a bullet for Robert, if they're on good terms). Then, Robert can decide his fate, killing him or sparing him (or, if Invisigal was not turned into a hero, she will kill Shroud herself). You then get to decide whether to forgive Sonar/Coupe and accept them back into the team or send them to jail, and have a last talk with your love interest. Mandy will remain Mandy and won't turn Blond again, as the amulet is now with Chase so that he won't die, so until they figure out how to fix him - she will be a normal human, she drinks beer with you and you kiss on a car. Invisigal is accepted into the team again and they kiss on a stretcher (she's the one on the stretcher, as se was shot saving you). There is an alternate outcome with Invisigal, if she's a villain, in which case she leaves, taking Shroud's mask with her and tossing you the Astral Pulse, implying she will become the next Shroud and expects you to come after her). That's all folks. 3/3
>>724781407>why do people chose the female options that is clearly heavily into you and just dreamed of fucking you in that episode over mixed signal token white girlshouldn't be that hard to understand op, in fact I am willing to bet that the 31% is that high cause she is generic white girls and will get lower once more people find out she really isn't blonde
Blazer is a virtuous and responsible person who's looking to start a family.Invisigal is a selfish and irresponsible person who's looking to get laid.These two just aren't even remotely comparable.
>>724795602Fuck InvisibitchTeam BB it is
>>724795531>>724795602It costed me titanic effort to avoid reading these, I already know too much.
>>724795531Welp, time to leave the thread. Bye bros.
>>724795831>>724795876the story isn't even that goodyou're both fucking cowards
>>724795876This, the shitposters have arrived, see you on wednesday
>>724782396Your genitalia are incompatible
>>724795531>>724795602>>724795665Episodic releases were supposed to prevent that. Fucking jeetcoders, they had one job.
>>724794732Sorry, but I don’t like anyone who gives manly tears the time of day
>>724796020Has Phenomaman tried bottoming?
>>724781407I liked Blonde Blazer, but think there's more actual chemistry with Invisigirl because she and Robert are both losers bringing out the best in each other.
>>724788385>Distracting her by getting her to give a full movie recap while he sneaks up on her with popcornThat was cute as Hell. Unironically one of the best romance scenes I've seen in a game.
>>724796468Robert is one of the most famous heroes of the city, next only to BB and PM
>>724781448>>724784449Cringe as fuck
>>724796468losers don't give press conferences
>>724796838you have a mother complex
>>724796468I like BB because her and Robert both want to fix each other
>>724795665Any idea why Invisigal is cuffed in Episode 8?
>>724796468Mecha-man is quite popular in that world, that's why as soon as he "failed" there was all this fuss around him.
>>724796765>>724796908He's scraping by in a completely empty apartment without even a bed because he gave up everything trying to maintain his family legacy and lost his suit failing to avenge a father he apparently barely even knew. The one bright spot in his life is managing a literal Z team of reformed convicts because Blonde Blazer gave him a shot at a high turnover desk job.I think it's safe to say he's been at a bit of a low point.
>>724797523>He's scraping byby choice, not because he's a loser.he had a bed, he used it in episode 1 to protect Toxic from "dying" before he realized he has superpowers.
>>724796680she's so much cuter without the bull ring
>>724795759>virtuous>>724794964
>>724787597that's called shit testing dumbassI and EXPECT her to do it again. you dont have children with weaklings>>724789167that's bullshit since she reveals she bombed you in chapter 7I expect them to wait until the6th at least
>>724789858>How does this make you feel?confused honestly. totally unexpected of the cucks we call gamedevs these days>>724789312her window is bigger than my entire room :(
>>724781448Invisigirl is a shitty fake tsun for ironic weebs that need """realistic"""" women (aka bitches).
>>724783632>canon lesbianJust needs a route where you can make her have a bi awakening
>>724784393you can't be such an unlovable chud in real life to actually compare a healthy relationship to what P-Man was doing. the only criticism I'll take is that she didn't have an exit plan and was clearly avoiding him and had to rely on other people to meditate her problems.
>>724797058It's revealed at the end of episode 7 that she did successfully steal the Astral Pulse from Shroud (during the torture section, Shroud then thinks she betrayed Robert and himself). In episode 8 she goes into the lab where Royd captures her (she says she let herself get caught by him) and she reveals she didn't tell Robert because she knew Shroud would capture and torture him to get it.
You dislike Blond Blazer for being a fakeI dislike Blond Blader because she is terrible at her jobShe would refuse if you wanted the invisibitch out of the team SHE IS LITERALLY PLAYING FAVORITESI hate the romance options of this game
>>724798668>she didn't have an exit plan and was clearly avoiding him and had to rely on other people to meditate her problems.this is just what white women do so it's normal
These spoilers make the story sound like absolute trash.Why can't any series ever have a good ending? Why do they always fuck it up?
Honestly from these leaks it feels like Invisigal is the main heroine with how much focus she gets. Glad I chose her.
>>724798838Thanks, I've only been able to extract the webms but not the lines from any of the unreleased episodes.
>>724799101>main heroineshe becomes a femcel villain if you don't romance her
>>724799213She only goes villain route if you actively go out of your way to alienate her and generally have no trust in her. You can still get her good ending without romance.
>>724799124so the game fully out but locked behind system date?
>>724781407she would have been ahead or 50/50 if they didn't make her cuckbait. blame telltale.
>>724799340no, they left the localization (for all episodes) and choice webms (for all episodes) in the first version of release. You still need an update to get the actual full episodes downloaded
Total tomboy victory
Don’t spoil my ass but does it look like there’s woke rugpull bullshit? I feel like the chances are low now but gotta be sure especially in 2025
>>724799046The story's fine but i still can't find any reason why Invisibitch needs so much extra pushes to reveal she planted the bomb. Like, she has no problems shouting Robert's superhero alias in a place where anyone could walk/listen in. Would it be that bad to throw "by the way I almost killed you" as the ultimate fuck you to Robert during that?
>>724799536There isn't.
>>724799536Phenomaman comes out as non-binary.
>>724793848Coupe mogs visi and bb
>>724799683You are courting death with your foolishness
>>724799614Thank Christ. I’ve seen minor spoilers(hard not to on this thread) but genuinely it looks like the romance options and the actual character of the MC are really solid in line with 200s and early 2010s games. Just one more question does Robert at least get to be a badass and do the romances stick the landing as far as being kino.
>>724799101she's basically Meg from Hercules (disney version)
>>724799536No, which is crazy considering Critical Role's involvement.
So Blazer is like... biologically still a teenager?
>>724799732if Blonde Blazer had Omni-Man vibes with a dash of yandere towards Robert I guarantee you she would win over Invisigal by a landslide which is why they had to nerf her with the corporate HR white woman aura
>>724799732If she actually looked like this instead of being a generic looking brunette then I'd go for her over the tomboy.
>>724781683>shorterSorry, but i like taller women.
>>724799848Yeah tell me about it. And that’s good to know because I have alot of friends who are extremely doubtful that they won’t pull woke shit at the end because of the fact critical role is involved
>>724789364Her turning invisible at points during the dream sequence triggered something in me I never knew I had
this is just goint to end up being another flop series telltale went out of buisness for a reason,everyone was just watching their games on youtube and not playing them lol hell it's happening now
>>724799925>vibes>dash>yandere>auraWhen will zoomers learn how to type normally
>>724795531>>724795602>>724795665So nothing starts happening until more than halfway through the story?
>>724781407>picking the cuck option
>>724799754Robert is a pretty solid protag and I find him to be pretty likable. He's not a pushover and while he is a bit cynical he makes it very clear that he takes his job seriously. As for the romance department we're still only halfway but both are great in their own way.
>>724800074It actually made it to #1 on the Steam Charts, beating out CSGO so it's at least a moderate success.
>>724800074Game is selling incredibly well and pulling big numbers on Steam especially for a Telltale like game. Why are you so butthurt about it?
>>724795665Meanwhile Shroud has captured your dog and demands you hand over the Astral Pulse or he'll kill the dog>>724795602Here you can GLASS HIM the bartender. He catches you and is revealed to be Shroud in disguiselel these are just so silly
>>724800074Also the reason why Telltale went out of business was for two reasons:1. You could just watch the game on Youtube. Because of the dispatching mechanic (which I currently care about more than the cutscenes), there's less of an argument in favor of that. You could still watch it on Youtube, but it's no longer a movie.2. Telltale management thought that if they bought a bunch of expensive licenses then that could be turned into cash, so when Game of Thrones flopped they were increasingly fucked after that.
>>724800159Yeah I know, I was more asking if folks who have seen the spoilers could tell me without details if Robert gets some more badass/cool moments in future episodes and if the romances are good. Not that I dislike Robert so far, he’s shaping up to actually being one of my favorite video game protagonists in a long time just with his combination of being competent and genuinely heroic.
>>724800074>went out of buisness for a reasonThis isn't a licensed IP. 65k on the 2nd week. Top seller on Steam. Brown tomboy shlicking herself off is going to cross it into 100k by word of mouth alone.Cope and Sneed?
>>724800108>dashenglish word>yandere 20+ years >vibescertified zoomer lingo>auramore of alpha-gen thing, but i'll give it to you
Invisigal is for hand holding and cuddling!
>>724800074>telltale went out of buisness for a reasonIt was more of Telltale making bad business choices and fucking themselves over. People crave interactive movie games and still love playing them because they have good replay value
>>724799848>>724800004Critical Role has been met with criticism in the past for queerbaiting. So it doesn’t surprise me.
>>724800229I think the art itself must've cost millions.
>>724795665Yeah it's not great.
>>724800491Yeah I’m shocked so many people are saying that. VN’s are pretty big on steam iirc, it’s just that the japs have dominated that market since forever.wNTD2
>>724795665this is gonna suck so much ass I'm excited
>>724799732>We could have had this
>>724800534They're getting the same shit now with Invisigal from the usual mentally ill crowd who think that someone with that design isn't allowed to be straight.
>>724800650Honestly that doesn’t sound too awful to me story wise if I’m being honest. Just sounds like a generic superhero story plotline
>>724800376Overuse of "vibes" is more of millennial thing, zoomers just took the mantle.
The problem with this business model is that you can't really make direct sequels without making it obvious that everything is constantly being railroaded towards one outcome. Everything has to be one-and-done.
>>724800768Aside from that one Twitter screenshot of thots who have only seen Arcane Boss Baby that everyone keeps regurgitating, I have not seen a single actual sentiment of "where da gays at"?
>>724781407She forced me to fire one of my two best squad members for no reason. Her weekend long woman moment was enough to go see a movie with the walking red flag instead.
>>724800916Just do what Elder Scrolls did and pull a Dragonbreak
>>724800929One of the devs left a PR statement on Discord in response to whether there’d be a gay romance option. Basically saying to stick around neither confirming or denying the possibility. But we all know that isn’t the case. So AdHoc is trying to eat it’s cake and have it too with that demographic.
>>724789803Except they were cut literally after doing their best shift ever. She then ruined the next shift by sending them into survival mode without running it by Robert first, he managed to fix the mess in one meeting and got them working together, and one STILL got cut.They were punished for doing literally what was expected of them. And to top it off, Robert is the one taking all the blame for it when it was her idea.
>>724801215You think there will be an attempted online cancel crusade against this game by the end?
>>724800768You got any screenshots of this?
>>724791686I have had this happen. She has told me.it will never be a woman where the attraction goes both ways
>>724781407Blonde Blazer is a Stacey that dated the jock, she would get a boyfriend easily.Invisigal is the beautiful looking alt that's cold and standoffish, she hangs out with the Stacey sometimes, but doesn't actually have any friends and you found out is actually single.
>>724801325kek there are already people shitting on the writing because of the white dudes 'microaggressions' towards dollar store Nicki Minaj
>>724793848Hey, Coupe was giving serious bedroom eyes in the bar if you throw the alcohol and has a nice body. She’s posh black, that’s fine.But I wouldn’t trust any man who says Prism is anything but the worst girl in the game.
>>724801553Or do you prefer without the nose ring?
>>724801570Thats true, but I wouldn’t call it a full fledged woke cancel crusade. I’m talking about hogwarts legacy type shit.
You falling for punk girls again /v/?
>>724801680without for shore
What the hell is Coupe's damage, anyway?
>>724801583Worst personality, but her power and stats are by far the best imo
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>>724801325If there’s no gay romance option which there isn’t. Then yes, probably. People are already voicing their feelings about it and that statement has them already doubting, rightfully so. Plus there’s also controversy surrounding Prisms character and the comments Robert retorts. Calling her Nikki Mirage, seeing that as a racial micro aggression.
>>724781407>/v/ talking about fictional romance like a bunch of 12 year old schoolgirlsthis place is more onions than reddit
>>724794957Punch Up never suffers from star debuffs and creates a new slot for himself to join any mission, even if it’s only for one person.Sonar starts with high Int and Cha when nobody else has Int and only Prism has Cha, and can carry teammates back quicker in bat form.Golem can split himself up to effectively do 4 man missions himself.Mal is the worst because her stats are as an all rounder when you need specialists, and her ability requires the rest of the team to be constantly failing to get the most out of it
We now have confirmation that the reason they did an episodic release is because the story turns to shit and if people knew that they never would have bought it.
>>724801756She's an assassin who is currently moonlighting as a hero for money. Not taking the 'redemption' part of the program seriously, at least not yet.
Why doesn't Invisigirl make her ring invisible?
>>724801850>seeing that as a racial micro aggressionShe spends that entire meeting threatening and insulting everyone including Robert. These faggots can fuck right off.
>>724801860>lonely people talk about something they've never hadshut it, cunt
>>724801861How is it shit exactly, the story beats are fairly predictable imo.
>>724801325There will be complaints about queerbaiting (kissing Phenomaman, Robert staring at Waterboy's lips, Invisigal looking like a dyke) but nothing that serious because this game is upfront from the beginning that you are playing a Straight White Man who can only pick between two safe horny conventionally attractive women.
>>724801970A better question is why she couldn't make the blood invisible during the donut shop fight scene but seemingly can make anything else invisible, including her clothes.
>>724801850what about when you choose the wrong donut and invisibitch rants about you being a faggot with a prolapsed asshole for 2 minutes straight? and everyone in the office heard that one
>>724802149That’s just invisibitch taking the piss out of Robert. Unless we see a gay romance option which we won’t. It doesn’t matter.
>>724797668>by choiceWell sure, I could choose to spend my entire life savings, inheritance, and future career plans on owning a one of a kind boat or something, but I'd still be in a bad place if that boat then proceeded to blow up.
Someone explain to me the reasoning behind why yall think the story is shit. It’s not a GOT s8 rugpull, and in fact is probably the most predictable comic book story they couldve done. Its for sure fuckinb better than owlcat game endings.
Why is this game pissing off some pajeet so much? He's been seething for several days straight now.
>>724802137Was it though?
>>724781407>expecting /v/ to pick a white woman
>>724781407shes not even Blonde.
>>724802137>Robert staring at Waterboy's lipsI must've missed this.
>>724784652
>>724781407I don't play visual novels, but if I did I'd go with her
>>724802137Unironically it's happening real time on Xitter. There's massive cope about it too, people claiming an AI-generated article saying there was gonna be gay options was real.
>>724802352choices don't matterforeshadowing goes nowheremc doesn't have a character arcno proper epilogue
>>724800159I think the comedy does a good job in how he responds to conflict and awkward situations. He's not some peerless Casanova, but he isn't tripping over himself and fumbling every curve-ball insult thrown his way either. He just comes across as tired, and burnt out on putting up with everything. So he typically gives as good as he gets.
>>724781407yesI-can-fix-her's are always best girls
>>724781407Invis is the White mans choiceOnly browns choose bb
>>724801525Invisigal already has a confirmed bodycount, Anon.
>>724802575When he was tying waterboy’s tie and hiding from Flambae. Bob got right up to his face. I know people like to read too deeply. But it would not shock me if the devs were aware of what they were doing when scripting that scene.
>>724802621>"Make your own game, fragile yt man">"NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT"
>>7248026501-if anyone thinks their choices really mattered I’ve got a bridge to sell you2-you sure? Because the first shift dispatching in episode 4 really foreshadows the fate of the character you cut3-MC doesn’t need an arc, he’s the classic hero with strong morals already, breath of fresh air imo4-no epilogue because they clearly want to make a s2 or animated series
>>724787387Nigga they were just dating, not married or anything.
what's the appeal?
Love Blazer.
>>724802904I thought it was written by two men and two women.
>>724802290no I meant to say why arent they angry at the writers for that too? what's with the double standards>>724802650>mc doesn't have a character arc>>>/a/catalog>>724802968>no epilogue because they clearly want to make a s2 or animated seriesplease dont. and if they really want to milk the IP just go the Edgerunners route and make a new story with an entirely different cast in the same setting
If Blazer doesn't age with the necklace own then does that mean she can't have kids with it on either?
>>724802352My only complaint is that the actual dispatch gameplay takes a back seat in how it affects the story. You can't always strategize for when certain characters decide to fuck off or disobey directions because they have a cutscene coming up, and whether you do really well or really poorly on the job it doesn't seem to be acknowledged. It'd be nice if there were special scenes built around acing a work shift, or high-fiving you're most used hero, or letting a character go on the specific job they requested. Beyond that I genuinely enjoy the plot and character interactions so far.
>>724803158waifu warsthe MC isnt a faggot or a cuck
>>724802904>Character makes a joke comparing a pop star to another pop star>"IS THIS RACISM???" I fucking hate twitter
>>724803320the black one is so fucking hot, it's a shame she's so annoying
>>724803158https://shipping.fandom.com/wiki/Shipping_Wiki
>>724803510I ship the shipping wiki with super power wiki.
BB is normie and stable, so in theory she would be perfect for Robert who was original Mecha Man.My problem with her is that she is extremely incompetent leader and she was wildly unproffesional when initially talking with Robert. Her whole idea of sacking one person was dogshit, but still going with it after seeing how literally everyone significantly improved just makes me think of the people I hate the most at my work. Invisibitch is walking trouble but at least she is honest and I can work with that.
>>724803320I agree. The dispatch minigame is pure calvinball, it's one of those 'you can't do well on your first run unless you read a guide' things that is inherently unfair. And the other side of that coin is when they do introduce mechanics like sabotage, they aren't things you have to deal with from now on but instead only have to deal with for one half of an episode so what's the point in introducing them?
There just isn't enough of BB bonding to make me go after her and then there is the whole Phenonoman thing where I would feel like a dick if I did.
>>724803260> why arent they angry at the writers for that too?They were but what really got their attention was the Phenomaman kissing scene. It was played for laughs which was one thing. And he’s not an actual romance option which brought greater frustration. Which I can understand. We’ve seen it countless times from other devs joking with players about potential romances. Only for them to be nothing burgers. Think Samara from Mass Effect or any game made by Josh Sawyer. I know people here won’t give a damn because gay. But if it were straight. We’d see the same exact frustration.
>>724803320>that black slutthat is how you do diversity. make em hot.
>>724803317the pregnant Ranma dilemma...>>724803420he also called her Cardi C which sort of means he thinks all brown popstars are the same but that's a reach>>724803628>BB is normie and stable, so in theory she would be perfect for Robert who was original Mecha Manshe hates her ex for wanting to dedicate the rest of his life to fighting crime and Robert wants to die in the suit. it wont last
>>724781407manic pixie dream girl archetype is that strong, it can't be helped
>>724803738>or any game made by Josh Sawyerwait so they are angry because the devs AREN'T shitting down their throats?because I sure as hell dont want another Cass or Veronica, fuck those bitches
>>724803628>>724803759There's a lot of out of character moments and bad writing that muddy the waters.If you take a high level view of the characters then there's a definite moral alignment between Blazer and Robert. Invisigal is wildly different but that seems to be intentional so she could have a character arc.
>>724803158>i can fix him/herthat's the jist of it
>>724804001No you’re not listening. That’s not what I’m trying to say. Josh Sawyer was infamous for having no romance in his games. So much so he poked and prodded at players that wanted it. With fake outs and subversions leading nowhere. When he could have simply implemented it.
>>724799925There's still 4 more episodes to go. She seems assertive at least, if not a bit insecure, so there's hope
>>724803686I didn't mind the sabotage section so much. That whole work session is supposed to crash and burn in reflection of the team trying to make each other fail so they're not the one that gets cut. The frustration is intentional and reaches a boiling point with Robert yelling at them to get their shit together.But if by some fluke you actually do well (or you just want more Dispatch gameplay with less interruptions) then I guess it can miss the mark.
>>724804257making a gay rape joke straight out of the 90s isnt queerbaiting IMHO, just a silly joketotally different from anything that asshat JS keeps doing with his games (and I cant believe people buy those)
>>724804275>there's still 4 episodes left>people are already celebrating the game as good romance no no NTR shit and etcWhy are you fags jinxing it.
>>724802904The middle tweet makes it sound like they were making exclusively black women jokes, whilst intentionally leaving out Punch Out saying “Lady Haha” showing they were just doing puns based on famous singers names.
>>724804972>and etcetc = and many other thingsand etc = and and many other things
>>724804972I'm confident it's going to be fine because every rugpull so far has been to the game's benefit.If everything had played out straight I'd be more worried.
>>724805024What makes it funny is that Prism only got deathly offended at the Lady Haha one
>>724781407the goth girl is more reachable
>>724802904>The mildest form of banter and ribbing>"ummmmmmmmm problematic much??????"No wonder lefties are so miserable when they can never lighten up
>>724799751Oh no?
>>724805231They love banter, but it is only ever allowed to be aimed one way, and you're not allowed to respond.
>>724804754My point being it’s not unlike the rug pulls JS is infamous for. I’m telling you, if Phenomaman were a woman or if we had a fake out with any of the other ladies on z-team. People would be pissed much the same like how the gays are.
>>724805231>mfw it becomes obvious that these people are genuinely friendless losers that have never had someone they're able to banter with>also mfw they deserve this misery
>>724782297>Its not real lifeYoure talking to GENERATIONS of people that were raised on stories like this and learned the hard way in multiple instances that chicks who handle shit like this have zero integrity and sneak behind their partners backs all the time. If she does it to him she will do it to you.On the main point yes the story is not real life but people will take these scenarios to real life and let them influence their logic. Person to person isnt handled like shooting people with guns, its largely self study but people are becoming more educated at least as a result of it and mocking a lot of previously "normal" stories
>>724805119I have no hope, hence why I'm waiting.
>>724803483if i had a choice i'd cut her over coupe or the bat anyway day regardless of how broken she is in dispatches
>>724801680>>724801553I prefer nose ring + cow print
>>724781407Goth tomboy is Never introduced as an option in games. Dispatch is special because Invisabitch is a primary focus of character development.
>The only character with actual development is more popularNo shit
>>724805467I dont remember anyone being pissed at fatlus for not letting you romance your rapist teacher (kashiwagi) in Persona 4 and that's the same scenario you are proposing>or if we had a fake out with any of the other ladies on z-team.coupe eats a cherry suggestively if you throw alcohol at Mr sunglasses at night and I dont see that many anons bitching about itand if the problem is that the protagonist is straight I dunno what to tell these people, go play Nights of Azure, VA-11 Hall-A or any other game with an explicitly gay main character
>>724781407I decided to look at a few gameplay videos and a lot of people seem to interpret BB as evil because she's being nice.>She can't just be a nice person. She must be in league with Shroud.
>the two characters I gave special training upgrades were the two characters I had to decide between in cutting from the team
>>724806113> dont see that many anons bitching about itNot unless you go to Reddit.
>>724781407Unfortunately straight White men are a minority. Let the shitskins screech
seems like this game prolonged WBS. good job.
>>724806234>He didn't funnel everything into flambae the litteral GOD
>>724806176To be fair, the golden girl/boy hero being a twist villain is super popular right now. My first assumption from the title screen alone was that Phenomaman was going to be a twist villain before it turned out that he was just an alien Harry Dubois.
>>724789613>no it's ok that I tried to murder you since I got 20 quidFucking retard
>>724806113> any other game with an explicitly gay main characterAs if those are easy to find that aren’t pornslop.
it sounds like the actual dispatching minigame is irrelevant to the storyyou can safely afk it
>>724806391Flambae is an asshole but he's probably the most consistently reliable as long as you make his first job or two a sure thing and keep his winning streak going from there.
>>724781407It's simple, dipshit.>Blonde Blazer is obviously hiding something, also was willing to cheat on previous bf therefore would cheat on Rob in the future>Invisigal is up front and honest about her intentions, tired of being a villain and earnestly trying to be a hero
>>724806391Flambae is truly underrated and overhated.
>>724803158Appeal of who? BB is just an objectively attractive woman. Inivisislut is for the incels
>>724806505>he doesn't know
>>724784330SHUT UP A SECONDWhat the fuck happened to my boy Royd?
>>724784652>she fails to mention she already had a boyfriendyeah, that's like a bitch 'failing' to mention that she has a kid or a STD; It's a big fucking red flag to avoid
>>724806542There was no cheating. Before she starts her date she reveals her real name and her natural form. Invisislut hasn't revealed shit. stupid fucking nigger
>>724806652my issue with that is the succeeding twice partby that point the shift is nearly over
>>724806417>real people have friends, phenoma-boy. Where's yours?
>>724806504I'd like if there was some unique dialogue or something
>>724806724The shifts really aren't long enough for a lot of abilities.
>>724800308Forgot one important point:Telltale's episodic releases were chaotic, you would wait 6 months for the next episode and it'll be done in an hour. People just forget about the games and stopped buying them until the whole game is out. At least dispatch is releasing them on a strict schedule.
>>724806504Why would I AFK the only motivation for playing this game? I don't care in the least about the story or superhero drama. I just find the gameplay enjoyable. Games are suppose to be fun, and this is fun. Why would I skip it?
>>724806772>You're not a Supervillain, Phenonaman. Get the fuck out of here. Don't be a retard.
>dispatching but they sabotage themselves>dispatching but you are short one person and you get 10 calls at oncecan't wait for whatever bullshit next episode will deliverdispatching but everyone has diarhea?
>>724800308>Because of the dispatching mechanic (which I currently care about more than the cutscenes), there's less of an argument in favor of that.Let's be honest the dispatching mini games don't really matter. It's the same as saying you can't watch earlier games on youtube because of the QTEs.
>>724800308Ever hear of VNs nigger? They still sell moderately well and sure dispatch probably had a far bigger budget than some weeb shit, they seem to have sold well enough to compensate.
>He didn't pick waterboyHave you learned nothing
>>724800308>>724806853midwits don't understand that Telltale games sucks, this doesn't.>>724807040VNs pander to weebs, tarbaby.
>>724807020I thought it was fun. Maybe a dispatch where if you fuck up they die would be cool
>>724801004having some kind of in-universe timeline breaking retcon is on brand for a superhero setting too.
>>724803007Fine, if you ever find a date in your life, please send me her contact so I can run a train on her, or encourage other guys to do so.I mean, it isn't like you are married to her or anything, so she's free.
>>724787140>>724789803That's retarded. Wouldn't it turn these former villains who want to change back to the dark side?
>>724807020>wtf!?!!?>every dispatch shift isn't the same?!?!?!zoomers are fucking retarded kek
>>724807086I'm a VN enjoyer and I like this VN. It also gets the ironic westoid crowd who think weeb games are le cringe.
>>724807058I'd be more inclined to pick him if his power wasn't vomiting. If in the next episode he can summon water from the air, I'd consider it.Also there's that humidity gauge in the upper right? That could be factor, but probably not.
>>724787370we already know how this will endhttps://youtu.be/CBHKd-xdue0?si=Fd9TMUnwEZ1eYY45
>>724807112Would be interesting, but out of the question considering the sheer amount of coding required for that. This isn't like FE where the unit only "exists" during its debut and just stops existing outside of gameplay until the pre/post-credits ending blurbs/scenes.
>>724794232Ngl the reset after the corruption charges made me rage quit.
>>724781407she dumps phemo and immediately asks you out for a date, it's a dumb situation and they shouldn't have shown her dating phemo in the first place if they were just gonna have her drop him immediately to be a depressed supermanlike for what reason would you choose Blonde Blazer? she takes you out for a supposedly professional meeting, gets buzzed, carresses your face all romantically saying "yeah, this will work." and falling asleep on your shoulderall that does is make me remember that she was dating depressed superman during all this
>>724800916>>724801004>>724807117>muh railroadinguser error. it's impossible for a studio to make six gorillion branching storylines and you are a mentally retarded child if you expect that to happen. treat it like you're watching a tv show where you get to pick the lines but the outcomes are almost always the same
>>724807235Also it's Telltale. Everything is scripted. BB even says she wouldn't have let you cut invisgal if you/she fucked up anyways lol
>>724781683>half the game is her monkey branchingyeah not interested
>>724807235Definitely but that's what they should have done with coop and sonar instead of the corpo cutting bs.
>>724807178didn't ask, lilbro
>>724803320Mostly agree, but>You can't always strategize for when certain characters decide to fuck off or disobey directions because they have a cutscene coming up That's something I really like about the game. The gameplay may not affect the story, but the story definitely affects the gameplay. Threatening to fire the person with the lowest score? They start sabotaging each other. Fire someone? Don't have enough staff to cover all the missions, and their friend stops doing what you tell them.
>>724789312>she checks to see if she cameI didn't think that women did that.
>>724806772Just picture Robert in a bomber jacket
I like BB but she wasn't designed with men in mind. That's why she isn't we popular as she could or even should be. She should have Sydney Sweeney proportions
>>724807303BG3 already did, you're telling me a "game" that has no gameplay at all can't?
>>724788808>reconnect with autistic OmnimanThere's a hidden trophy, Robert can matchmake them back together.
>>724807420i don't care about that DEI garbage.
>>724807410>Sydney SweeneySaar
>>724807384This isn't your personal forum lilcuck
>>724807420>zoomers can't understand the difference between one type of game and the other kek zoomers do be fucking retarded lol
>>724793406not just knives, but epic feather knives
>BB has a third form where she's a hundred foot tallBBros will be feasting
>>724807374You know that they're going to be coming back in the story at some point later."NAME will remember" this happens for either of them during the cutting process, so them never showing up again would end up making that flavor text or make their affection gauges utterly irrelevant.
>>724799867And just like that, the 4chan user base swung in her favor.
>>724807058Hard for me to look past Phenomaman potentially being suicidally depressed (and that he may or may not take out half the planet with him).Plus as much as I'd like to give Waterboy a shot, I don't think being a janitor is anything to be ashamed of. Especially if your superpower is just being able to spit up a bucket of water.
>>724800916Yeah, that's kind of the issue with TellTale's style of games. So, it's often that the quality of the writing carries the story. With Dispatch, I have not found that the game has that same level of care regarding the writing as the best of TellTale's previous games.I know - different studios, but the ex-employees at TellTale established adhoc
>>724807404I'm this close to downloading ren'py, disco framework and doing a VN from Pheno's DE-style POV
>>724807550retarded argument,even detroit had a decent amount of branching to it and is effectively the exact same type of game
I dreamt that a bunch of guys chased me down from a mall on halloween cause I was dressed in a silly trump costume and making a ruckus, humiliating them with my silly pranks. while I was being chased down, Blonde Blazer came to my rescue and gently scared them off. as they were walking off I mocked them again by sticking my tongue out
>>724807723Yea I already know what happens. Some leaker was here yesterday. You fucking up a dispatch instead of just following orders from your manager would be more meaningful
>>724807771bro if you actually liked Telltale's writing then you're actually mentally retarded and not fit to judge Dispatch's writing.
>>724807058I did, it was really tough but I figured he fit in with the other misfits more, and he deserved a chance. Then I saw his passive and I immediately regretted it
>>724807750>I don't think being a janitor is anything to be ashamed of.It isn't but he's a really bad janitor. They clearly only hired him to move to hero work.
>>724807794>maybe if i post this image macro that gets posted when i say something maybe my point will make itself or somethingwhat's with zoomers and cargo cult behavior? and talking about a david fage game isn't gonna win you points with anyone, lilbro.
>>724807928i accept your concession
>>724807723>"NAME will remember" this happens for either of them during the cutting process, so them never showing up again would end up making that flavor text or make their affection gauges utterly irrelevant.First Telltale game?
>>724803158twitter hates it. that's all i needjoking aside, these characters have grown on me, especially the mc
>>724807198>Also there's that humidity gauge in the upper right? That could be factor, but probably not.>developing water vomit abilities into advanced hydrokinesis within a week or somethingI don't think that's going to happen.
>>724807928David Cage stories suck, but that Anon is right in that he makes real adventure games where your choices matters. Entire levels and endings change depending on your choices.
>>724807386And I appreciate the narrative weight behind that, it's just a little frustrating if you're taking the mechanics of strategizing seriously and attempt something like using your one shot of coffee on a character who then just suddenly decides they don't want to be a part of the gameplay section anymore.
>>724808050..................Yes.
>>724782002It really isn't charming
>>724807794The story changes but the story is so shit I don't care.
>>724799579She clearly feels bad about it if you couldn't tell
>>724807303Then don't advertise as if choices matter in a big way. It's that simple.
>>724782002>invisishitskins seething at a White nameSasuga
>>724803483Just like Nikki Minaj, maybe the writing is ok
>>724808134Yep. I can't stand his games but they are actually games where your choices matter.
>>724799579How did she plant the bomb? You can clearly see who it is in Episode 1.
>>724808296If it's shipping-related or scenes that still get referenced by later scenes (Flambae's missing tooth/brows) or just more scenes, it's justified.
>>724807723>this happens for either of them during the cutting processcoop does not get that prompt
>>724799579Wow it's almost like making the character a cavalier attempted murderer would ruin her character. Invisisimp moment.
>>724808415I guess I misremembered that since I've been seeing those pop up with other characters that weren't the main focus in others' scenes.
>>724807847No. You're just an idiot.
>>724808346I thought Detroit was okay overall. Only real stinker sections were Markus', but nothing as dumb as Heavy Rain with all the plot holes.
>>724807908Better to be a bad janitor than a subpar hero expected to fight kaiju, deactivate bombs, or perform hostage negotiations. Maybe he'll level up his water techniques, but it'd be nice if he mastered them in training that didn't involve actual life or death situations first.
>>724807750>(and that he may or may not take out half the planet with him)Absorbing the all of the sun's energy would do far more than that.
>>724803158I was a big fan of the Telltale stuff before the dev teams were run into the ground juggling five different projects at once. It's nice seeing some of that talent carry over into new branching stories with solid animation and voice-work.
>>724781407Diagusting shill!! Begone!
>>724808840TWD1 only worked because it was the first game from a new studio and people actually thought your choices would matter. By the end of 2 it was pretty clear that wasn't the case so the threads were just sustained by seethe (Jane vs Kenny) before falling off forever.
>>724808761Yeah, but I hoped him being able to destroy the sun on a whim was a slight exaggeration on his part
Bump.
>>724809371holy retard
>>724809106With all of TWD's flaws in choices not mattering in the long run I think the first season still works well because the characters are well written and their relationships are still shaped by your choices even if the direction of the actual plot isn't. Season two was all over the place because characters either drastically changed their personality and attitude towards you in-between episodes regardless of what you actually did, or they were characters you could save just to die in an even worse and more unceremonious way a little bit later.
>>724805461Wait a minute, that just sounds like... bullying
>>724809434> they were characters you could save just to die in an even worse and more unceremonious way a little bit later.So basic TWD type stuff.
>>724809371based retard
>>724809421WTF is your problem, chud?
>>724809614Sure, but compare what they did for Ben's death and how it actually had a thematic payoff with Kenny if you saved him the first time, and compare it to Nick's death where he just basically stays silent for a whole episode before dying off-screen.
>>724808329I've heard she's actually pretty alright IRL and that the public abrasiveness is just part of her branding
>>724794493The first TFTB, amuses me that they had to specify only the first one since the second was trash
>>724794493Tales from the Borderlands.
>>724781407Man jaw
>>724809878thread hit bump limit newfag, and by the time you read this it will most likely be dead, tongue my anus retard.
