Dispatch proves there’s demand for narrative-heavy games:-Very postive on Steam (92% / 10,374)-4.94/5 stars on PS Store (4852)
Kill yourself. Anyone who plays this needs to fuck off and die.
>>724782659>angry about something that doesn't even concern him.
To think that even motherfucking xqc cringed and was bothered by the dialogue, yet, there are alleged /v/ros that are unironically praising this...Kill yourself, if that is the case.
>>724782593>gooner game with a budget sellswoah...who'd have thunk???
>>724782659Stop coping. Gameplay is king, but everybody loves a good story too, that’s why RPGs are so popular.>Just watch a movie or read a bookBeing able to interact with the world is an experience those other mediums don’t offer
>>724782593It's not even a complete game yet calm down you mewling, shameless shill
>A visual novel is somehow relatively popular on Steam, immediately must be hated by the turbo negroes of 4chan.I'd prefer the mini-game quests to be random and not scripted to always be in the same order, but it's turning out to be a welcome surprise. It was supposed to be a TV show anyway.
>>724782593I bought the game because of /v/'s shilling. Blonde Blazer a cute
Crazy how threads went from anons just discussing the game to half posts being contrarians seething about itAll it took was game getting big steam counter with ep 3,4 drop lolHate this schizo board
>>724783061See >>724783083
>>724782593As cute as she is and everything, I still feel like there's a scam behind Blazer. I'm sure there's a scam for both girls to make the narrative fit, but sending Robert to talk with her ex is a really bad sign.
>>724782659Uh oh meltie
>>724782593Apparently using AI voice acting is a sin but using untrained millionaire streamers to record the worst voice acting ever is based.
Dispatch proves there's a demand for influencer-heavy games, sadly.I really can't wait for AI to free gaming from both industry and consumers.
>>724782659that's a bit mean...
wokeslop threads should be banned
>>724782593you're only talking about it because you're a zoomer nigger eceleb gossipper tranny adjacent golem, there's no demand for visual novels in particular
>>724782593>narrative-heavy gameBruh, it's just your average japanese VN now. They've added sex-scenes and fanservice, and suddenly, it became a hit.
>make charactet that looks like Maui from Moana>hire The Rock's stunt double to voice himHeh
Play visual novels
>>724783774There's nothing really Woke.
>>724782593>Dispatch proves there’s demand for narrative-heavy games:why did this need to be proven telltale did well with all their old shit critically also but they still went bankrupt.
>>724782593Narrative-heavy games have always had a demand. The demand is from people who don't play videogames but want to say they do.
>>724782659FPBP
>>724782593no it proves that people are so fucking tired of arguing who is less of a cuck while playing vidya like itt >>724752097the entire CRPG sphere has been absolutely fucked beyond belief since the late 00's
>>724784996linked the wrong post, whatever>>724725297
>>724782593Woow a decent and involved story makes a game popular? Wowww now only if we could do that and still have gameplay that doesn't end after 2 hours
>>724782593>narrativeis that a new world for porn?
>>724785552yes, western erotic content tends to lack an overarching plot
>>724782593>Dispatch proves there’s demand for narrative-heavy gamesThe AAA solution: remake Dispatch but with gay black trans characters only.
>>724783587You're supposed to make me hate the trans, nonbinary and disabled people.
>>724782593>a few vocal autists play slop that specifically appeals to their little peckers and make it knownThere's a time and a place for all things but that doesn't mean it's a catchall.
>TV show sold in a different format. Straight, competent white MC hooking up with straight white girls.>4chan still finds something to hate about it.oh boy...
>>724782593For a game that basically plays itself
>>724782659HOLY TRVKE
Buy an ad, subhuman shitskin.
No. It proves normalfags have no taste and don't care about videogames, only viral trends and ecelebs.>>724786251>not a game, but "interactive experience>still doing episodic bullshit in 2025>every woman is a dyke>only bitch who isn't a dyke is used goods and annoying>every man is a tumblr sexyman>faggotry>souless modern capeshit style with zero originality or creativity>"fanbase" consists of annoying normalfags who think they belong on 4chan"Gee. I wonder why this crap gets hated.
>>724784504Is there a meaning to these assignments that a pig expert would understand or were they just given randomly?
>>724782593>narrative-heavy games>narrative-heavyI dunno about this. For 4 episodes nothing really happened, characters aren't really exposed properly(all of the members of the z team just kinda exist) and the only thing that happened is romance between MC and Inv/BB. Also episodes are very short.
>>724786496Done. What now?
>>724782593>narrative heavyit's a dating sim for male shippers
>>724782593The amount of seethe it creates, probably from browns, is crazy
>>724782593remove the diversity from this game and scale back the millennial writing (over-explaining things, quippy insults that use references, etc) and this would unironically be really good desu, even though I hate the capeshit setting
moreso that paying recognizable celebrities can even get normalfags to buy a game.I haven't heard anyone actually talk about the game itself, it's always "HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE A YOUTUBER AND THAT GUY FROM BREAKING BAD"
>>724782593>Dispatch proves there’s demand for movie """"games"""" with 0 gameplaytrue, normalfaggot
>David cage is making a multiplayer instead of another narrative game Really makes you wonder who's gaslighting devs into terrible decisions
>>724789341>remove the diversityAlready done, the game doesn't have it
>>724782659and yet i don't see this post at the top of every gacha "thread">oh it's so cringeyou're just mad it's not OHHHH SENPAIII~~~~ KUROSAI DESU WEEBA WEEBA OOHA COME GAMBLE FOR YOUR HAREM ON YOUR CELLPHONE MASTER
>>724789618LOL
>>724789682So, what exactly is the diversity that bothers you so much?
>>724789916I don't like seeing random minorities, especially ghetto sheboons
>>724782593All it proves is that people want dating sims. Which we know a decade and a half ago.
>>724786504>Gee. I wonder why this crap gets hated.Odd, it seems universally loved here.
>>724789423Except this is a glorified visual novel and it’s not a movie pretending to be a deep video game like The Last Of Us?
>>724789618>>724789916There are w*men in the dating sim! Disgusting.
>>724790361And someone is very angry about this
>>724782593capeshit outfits look so unbelievably bad it's hard to comprehend
>>724782593One thing I don’t get is - why is Robert treated like a loser, when he’s pretty above average and is a smooth talker? Since when is being built like Jason from True Blood considered a “dad bod”? He looks like he lacks any percentage of body fat.
>>724790576reddit writing
>>724782659This post is making me want to buy the game now. Hes probably one of those fags thats mad that a gameplay focused game like Ninja Gaiden flopped
go back to tumblr
>>724790576It's explained between dialogues. The setting of Dispatch evaluates superheroes based on their powers. Robert has no powers, and since he lost his mecha, he's considered "useless" by the mainstream audience.In reality, Robert's experience is highly regarded by those who work behind the scenes.
>>724782659Cope. This is a 4chan game.
>>724782659Meanwhile this faggot would get excited for the next shooter or fromsloppa.
>>724790576>why is Robert treated like a loser, when he’s pretty above average and is a smooth talker?Because he is a loser? As in, objectively, he lost to shroud and has absolutely no other marketable skills, and had no social network because he was too focused on doing the thing he ultimately failed miserably at. He just not waterboy. >Since when is being built like Jason from True Blood considered a “dad bod”You're taking Invisgirl's comments at face value, possibly because you're a dumbass. Also compare his build to literally every other male character in the game, and blazer and malevola, he doesn't even qualify as a dyel.
>>724782593so when does the game start? it's all been cutscenes and quick time events so far?help it's been 3 hours
>>724790947lmao tumblr wowyou just know this poster is some 30+ gamergate leftover still burping out the same memes
>>724782593it isn't a game though
>>724791740>help it's been 3 hoursAll these people who lie and write random bullshit..
>>724791864i'd take a telltale game over a gacha game any day though
>>724791910anon I..it's a shitpost
this isn't a game, it's an interactive motion comic book
>>724790947Yes im a shipper. Yes i write fanfiction. Yes i have a tumblr account. so what?
>>724791961It was actually supposed to be a TV show, but they converted it into a "game" because it was easier to find funding.
>>724790463What sort of twisted person hates love?
>>724782593Narrative, decent art, and normal romance. It's really another shining example of how context is king. Your game can be literally fucking nothing, and people will love it so long as its presented well. >>724782659The best thing about this game is how hard it makes surgically deformed freaks seethe endlessly. It's hilarious how just having beautiful white women and and heterosexual relationships in your game causes them to shriek like demons doused in holy water.
>>724792437i thought asians loved this kind of shit they're always harping on about dating digital women
what's his name?
>>724782593I saw people mention chapters. Is this game finished or are they doing that Walking Dead shit where you have to buy new chapters?
>>724792715You buy the game and you get the whole game, it's just being released 2 episodes per week for some stupid fucking reason.
>>724792778It's an ok strategy to prevent the entire story being spoiled on day 1, I guess.
>>724792778based, screws over the nolifers who will power game the whole thing in one go
>>724793049Only normgroid subhumans care about spoilers.
>>724792778>it's just being released 2 episodes per week for some stupid fucking reason.I don't like it either, but it's a strategy to try to attract more players gradually through word of mouth and discussions and to ensure that the entire story isn't spoiled right away, even if there are already leaks around.
>>724792640It's pretty obvious he is based on Razor Ramon
>>724793271that first point makes a decent amount of sense
>>724792070 You'd think it's be the other way around
>>724793131that's a weird thing to say, you wouldn't be bummed if someone ruined a book or a movie for you?
>>724793950No. Knowing what the end result is doesn't ruin how you get to that result, nor am I interested in trying to police how people discuss a piece of media.
>>724794038it does interrupt the narrative structure do you have autism by chance?
I can't even watch this movie game on youtube because the dialogue makes me cringe.
>>724794130at least it's not gacha
>>724794074>do you have autismmy negro we are on 4chan
>>724792019There's nothing wrong with being a shipper
>>724794207no i mean REAL autism not meme autism where you have a hobby
>>724794256no I am not diagnosed with autism
>>724794319well then i just disagree with your assessment of the situation
>narrative heavyThe problem is that what you do while playing the game doesn't affect the narrative at all. That's one of the main issues I see - your skill at dispatching and hacking (among other stuff they could put in later) should affect the narrative. The fact they didn't, with their budget, AND they pushed this as more than just a choose your own adventure or VN type game, is one issue. Why even bother? Especially when the game treats stuff like cutting the lowest members of the team as a narrative event, it should come down to who's actually the lowest and they should react differently depending on how/why they got there etc. There's so much potential but it seems to piss away most of it to erase all the actual gameplay - if thats the case, I'd rather have a TV show.
>>724782659are brown people and troons really THIS bothered by the game having a competent heterosexual white male MC with straight love interests?
>>724782593dispatch proves that the market isn't getting what it wants.a meh story supposed to be carried by its art shouldn't be getting this kind of attention.game is pretty much a high end (prostitute, which should be more than enough out there) glorified visual novel/puzzle game with possibly animated sex scenes. It doesn't even have a proper save system, gallery, skip function or game play. Very few choices actually impact the story and you are mostly under the illusion of choice. Wasted a few hours because of that shilled scene don't think I will play again.
>>724794461This game series does not adapt to the choices you make. The story isn't tailored by how you play.
>>724789375is this a bot
>>724794965which scene?
>>724794979Exactly and that is the problem. They could have done better if it did. If you can skip all the gameplay and nothing changes then what the fuck is the point in a narrative heavy title. They could have just made it purely like the older Telletale games without those mechanics and at least be up front about it but frankly the amount of resources they threw into this one they should have made the mechanics affect the gameplay as it would enhance the narrative having a Robert who's a good dispatcher and properly supports his team vs one that constantly fucks up or actively sabotages certain members etc.
>>724782593Why can't people realize you can play games from different genres
>>724795369come on .. the dream scene of everyone knows who, If there will be more I suppose I will download a a few videos but that is the extent that the super hero genre interest me anymore.Story is average to maybe above average but it simply doesn't do it for me the way it plays out, so I am not invested or intrigued to see how it ends and is mostly a pretext for the romance to happen, or at least that was the feel I got.I also find the reddit/marvel/american tier jokes and zoomer internet speech mostly off putting.
>>724794529a later episode is going to reveal a homosexual romance and I am going to laugh so fucking hard at this board
>>724794965All this whining about nothing
>>724786504I now believe that your ex leaving you, was your fault.
>>724782659I liked it
>>724782659fpbp
surely devs will take this as a sign that gamers want straight romances with tomboys and will add more of those to games, right?
>>724798325yeah bro!
>>724782824>xqcThis could have been the Citizen Kane of vidya writing, and he still would have that same reaction because over the top negativity is his entire brand.
>>724783075My hope is that the success will get them to make a dispatcher only free DLC mode where you do just get to do a week of randomised events.
>>724800587On their Discord the developers have made it clear they are not interested in such a mode.
>>724794461The way they tell the story with fully rendered fully voiced cutscenes doesn’t lend itself to the scenario where you can cut any of the 8 people instead of a forced option of 2.
>>724782593god shut up, you speak like a tech investor cunt.>BG3 proves there's a demand for turn based CRPG>Undertale proves there's demand for pretentious pixelshit about gays>Silksong 2 proves there's a demand for 2d action platformers they're just good products that also got some viral momentum behind them. shut the fuck about about market trends or whatever lame shit you are spouting.
>capeshit game where you can actually date the heroines cause it has no marvel involvement>instant successtook long enough
>>724800587
>>724782593>narrative heavy>gamepick one. all this game has proven is that your game is a near guaranteed financial success if you appeal to the lowest dreg of lonely virgin gamer whose never so much as talked to a woman
>>724782593so why was this wokeslop wildly accepted while the others weren't?>inb4 it's not wokeYou literally kiss a dude in the game.
>>724801194I didn't
>>724801194I guess it was woke when Bugs Bunny kissed Elmer Fudd all those times in old cartoons then
>>724801194The kiss was just played for laughs. There’s no actual gay romance option for Robert to choose.
>>724801401>>724801336nah nigga you kiss a dude in the game.It's gay and wokeslop. End of story.
>>724801194because telltale fags are so desperate they will accept anything.
>>724801440Bruh
>>724783587>influencer-heavy gameswhat other influencer is in it besides MoistCritical?
>>724782593This telltale dog shit isn't vidya.
>>724802425Jackscepticeye, Alanah Pearce (former IGN journalist)
>>724800847The actually interesting part of that is they are planning on implementing features post-release.
>>724802637maybe they genuinely got surprised by the reception.
>>724796786hopefully you're right anon, this would be so fucking funny
>>724800784I'm sorry but isn't this the point of them having a big budget? They could have recorded a lot more lines and circumstances - even other big games where the player made certain choices (or had WAY more voiced characters both major and minor,) have done so. I just don't buy them saying this is some top dollar performance for this type of narrative game yet they can't record lines for each of the chars being cut or set things up so that there is a counter on the player's choices vs the dispatching so that if you keep sending some asshole to a job he's totally not suited for doing like if you send the loud brash fire fuck to something requiring stealth at a paper factory, eventually said fire fuck will either assume you're complete ass at your job and call you out or behave like you're purposefully trying to fuck him up and say so. There was just so much more potential and with this level of budget, VA etc.. I expect them to not rehash the same stuff done previously, give the illusion of choice and meaningful difference, and then cry that they're sorry a little indie smol bean or some shit. If they wanted to just make a normal telltale game I would have hated that slightly less without the illusion of choice and other mechanics. The entire crux of the story is around this character being a hero dispatcher and "guy in the chair" for other heroes now and they come up with a mechanic to make you feel like you're doing that, it should be meaningful to the narrative.
>>724790361Only among your discord circle.>>724798325What tomboys? Westoids don't make tomboys. Only punchable bitches with dyke haircuts.
>>724796786>>724802925There’s no way we’re already halfway through the game. As much as I would love to see it happen. The game got leaked and datamined. Nothing in the files showed anything suggesting that. So I have my doubts.
>>724793491how the fuck do yo get returns from funding a tv show? streaming is so fucked, with games you sell a copy/license for 30 bucks and thats it, that's your return
>>724782593>Gameplay is King>Ninja Gaiden Flops>Story in a videogame is like Story in a Porno>Dispatch becomes a best-sellerWas /v/ wrong for once?
>>724803083>I'm sorry but isn't this the point of them having a big budget?Why the fuck do you think they had a big budget? They got the streamers to voice act because they're fucking cheap and free advertising, only getting big names for the MC and the two main girls. This is the first thing from AdHoc, who're survivors after Telltale went bankrupt, which is gonna make you gunshy about overspending when you're not sure about how things are going to go. Hell, they probably weren't expecting this game to pop off nearly the way it did and it was more just something to cut their teeth on while working towards the big make or break game for them in the Critical Role game they've already committed to making.
>>724803410Wrong about what? Normies hate gameplay, love "interactive experiences" and obsess over viral trends. So far I'm correct on everything. This game will completely vanish once the next viral product drops.
>>724792640RIck Owens
>>724803410Gameplay focused games always sell like shit or become a meme FOTM that gets forgotten. Rare cases like Tetris are the exception. Story is still king.
>>724803568Yeah man. That is why Pizza Tower was pretty successful or older games are growing in popularity.
>>724803410ninja gaiden's gameplay has always been shit and vastly inferior to other action gamesmeanwhile people crave endless mode for the dispatching segments
>>724803410I don't give a shit about gameplay. I want to look at hot women. Gameplay is, and has always been irrelevant.
>>724789341>quippy insults that use reference>millennialGod I fucking hate zoomers. That type of writing existed before you were even a sperm in your dads ballsack.
>>724803506Simply the full voiced setup and partnership with Critical Role alone (much less most of the streamers being big fucking names with management companies. This isn't like its some random unknown just breaking in) is enough for the budget to be above the vast majority of VN types. The fact they're already working on another title should be supportive. If that was really their concern about overreaching, then why bother to spend the time to code the entire hacking/dispatching games and instead just do "normal VN / telltale" choose-your-own-adventure stuff? After all, they have the least experience with "gameplay" and the most with CYOA and voice talent. I don't think they did a bad job with the dispatching or hacking (not sure if you get to pilot roberts' mech in a minigame later on or not), but if their strongest bit is their voice acted characters, then lean into that heavily. It just means having them record more lines to add variety to the already existing game mechanics they have in the first place to make them meaningful rather than only the illusion thereof.
>>724804212ok, but it's still bad
>>724803991Pizza Tower is FOTMslop. Dispatch is kino and would still get discussions for years.
>>724790145>i dont like seeing random minorites in a video game set in los angelesDeep throat the barrel of a shotgun and pull the trigger you whiny little pussy.
>>724782895>Just watch a movie or read a bookPeople who say this don't read books.Books are just as hit or miss as video games. 95% of them are pure trash.
>>724803568I think Story matters more than Gameplay to the average player, even though most would say it's the other way around.I've never played TLOU2 but I was impressed with the gameplay, very polished stealth/action, but because the story was so controversial, nobody cared about the gameplay. But on the other hand: Returnal was made fun of by most gamers who assumed it would be just woke trash. The story is kinda vague, silent hill pseudo-thriller stuff and the gameplay is like the Nier Bullet Hell sections but an entire game. TLOU2 might have been more successful, but Returnal was a sleeper hit. TLOU2 was a a story game with a story nobody really liked, and Returnal was a gameplay heavy game that people actually liked, and it still wasn't all that popular. Gameplay just doesn't seem to sell as much as Story.
>>724804212Zoomers aren't the ones who clapped hard over it and acted like it's genius writing, leading to it infesting all sorts of media.If you want a retard-friendly example, here you go:>old marvel movies actually pace themselves properly and know when to take shit seriously or who should be a smug quippy character>in modern marvel movies EVERYONE is a smug quippy character waiting in line for a chance to look at the camera and drop a "iconic" line
>>724804428yes I don't like seeing ghetto sheboons in los angeles
Reminder that other than Phenoma-man, Mechaman singlehandedly kept a city safe for 15 years and never lost until he was fighting 50 superpowered goons that were following orders from Shade who knew all about Mechaman's weaknesses. That's how badass Robert is.
Needs a punished A-team Mecha Man and Blonde Blazer kicking Invisibitch and Shroud.
>>724804467They both were subversive garbage for snoys and normalfags don't give a crap about either of them today.
>>724804234Anon, I think you're greatly misunderstanding the partnership with Critical Role. They aren't paying CR for their likenesses, CR invested in them because CR wants a CR game made by the people who made the good old Telltale games since they have a massive captive audience who'd love nothing more then to get to play a character who interacts with all their favorite VAs. As to why they made the gameplay elements, go read the artbooks. Pic rel shows that they literally slapped together assets into an existing Unreal template for the hacking, so it was as low effort as it could be. I also think you're overestimating how much even an eceleb famous tier amateur costs, which also comes with free massive marketing because they're going to talk about it and then play it in front of their audiences. This was not some massively high budget project, you can see from the credits how small AdHoc is as studio. This wasn't even a single A project, this was barely above "dudes labouring in a garage somewhere".
>>724784504I only buy smeege.
>>724804619And even then, he only suffered damage because a certain someone made a sneak attack
>>724794965>meh storyDispatch is a solid A-Tier Story with occasional S-Tier AND B-Tier moments. The thing is: An A-Tier story in Videogames is automatically S+-Tier. That's how starved Videogames are for Story.
no more capeshit ffs
>>724782824>streamers being paid to play this shitexplains the amount of inorganic posting about this game
>>724801194Turns out woke games are actually successful
>>724805012Good joke. Maybe read a book sometime. And no, I don't mean comic books.
>>724782593Dispatch proves libido-driven monkey brained retards want movie vn wordswordswords telltale halls, not video games with actual gameplay.This hobby is fucking doomed.
>>724804619>not even scanning the building for other supesIm surprised he was mechaman for that long
>>724804795That might be true. But that kinda proves my point, normies don't care about Returnal, but I see /v/ showing some mild interest in the Spiritual Successor Sequel. Besides the memes of course. >It's just shillingBut shilling for Returnal 3+ years after release just doesn't make sense, sure the sequel is coming, but before it was announce people were coming around about Returnal.
>>724782593I would never "play" this crap but it's nice to see a white male mc for once and no nogshit
>>724782659Fippiest of the Bips
People want high quality narrative games. Not png slop.
>>724782593Yeah it's gud.I wish we had superhero RPGs/JRPGs. I cannot think of a single one actually.
>>724805168Videogames Stories don't even get to be compared to Book Story-Telling. There's not been one story from Videogames that compares to LOTR or any other universially praised series from Books.
>>724804467I thought the gameplay vs story argument got resolved when MGSV came out and had god tier gameplay, the best stealth game ever made that's still influencing modern games today but the story is so shit that it's completely forgotten compared to the other entries. Turns out good story does matter a lot.
>>724794461>>724794979>>724795512>what you do while playing the game doesn't affect the narrative>This game series does not adapt to the choices you makeSo did they just take their animation for a supposed TV show and make fake choice text boxes overlaid above it and pretend it's a game?
>>724803410>Dispatch becomes a best-sellerBut it has a story like in a porno. Or this was your point?
>>724791274I think it's really weird to see race as a important factor as much as /v/ does. Play the game or don't faggot. Why do we need 1000 threads about skin color and not game mechanics. Such dog shit.
>>724782659based
>>724805564Kinda - I said an A-Tier Story for Television (which is lower on the totem pole than Movies or Books), is considered an S+-Tier Story for Videogames.
>>724782593There's a demand for well-made narrative-heavy games, yes. Good writing and decent production standards will do that.
>>724805204Speak for yourself, sambo. All of the male characters caught my eye and are ultimately what made me interested in the game. The ladies are nice but I can jerk my cock off to finer sluts for free.
>>724782659FPBPGet this trash out of here. Westcucks cannot design or write appealing women any more. All they can do is shill this trash but only their tumblr target demographic plays it, which explains the positive feedback since nobody else would touch this shit.
>>724782593No shit. Disco did well, planescape is a classic. Just keep the pozzed shit to a minimum
>>724804619So wait, did SDN pop up while Rob was in coma?He knows who Blonde Blazer is, so it was around before.I guess Mechaman helped poorfags
>>724806202SDN existed for a long time, Mechaman just worked alone for the longest time.
>>724805321how would leveling up/character progression work in a Superhero RPG?a tech hero would be easy to explain, just upgrade the gadgets but what about the other kinds of powers?
>>724806389Better training to do more complicated things then just shoot beams from your hands, you can look at something like City of Heroe's progression trees for most skills to see what it could look like.
>>724793491Consider all the "improvements" that they'd be forced to make, depending on the platform.
>>724806202>>724806314And SDN seemed to prioritize their subscribers first, so immediate action for non-subscribers (which Robert probably took care of) wasn't taken as much.
>>724805570Kill yourself nigger.
>>724805570I'm tired of seeing black men shoved in my face. Black women are fine though
>>724805570Because the entire western world is being invaded by shitskin savages, retard.
>>724782593>This provesSo Telltale just never existed then?
>>724809193Telltale hasn't made a good game in a decade and went bankrupt, which is why the talent in it left to form the studio that made this game, but also shows that you can't just shit out anything and find success
>>724782593>demand>15kstart another thread ranjit
Remove the ecelebs and I might buy your game
>>724809490>AA game>It will reach 100k concurrent players when they release last episode day 12>This is not a phenomenal resultCope
>>724782593
>>724810342lol that's literally me
>>724810061>AA gameNot even
Season 2 where you have to assemble a team of super villains. Please.
>>724789618>the game's great because it's undiverse>>724804428>kill yourself for not liking diversity
>>724806389Like in old games. Just don’t explain it.
>>724810426>season 2 has you play as a villain dispatcher sending supervillains to crime scenes gone wrong to unfuck nefarious capers around the citySounds kino.
I dreamt that a bunch of guys chased me down from a mall on halloween cause I was dressed in a silly trump costume and making a ruckus, humiliating them with my silly pranks. while I was being chased down, Blonde Blazer came to my rescue and gently scared them off. as they were walking off I mocked them again by sticking my tongue out
>>724806202It's probably a setting like Marvel's but with NYC's hero density put in LA instead. If you don't have your head in the game it's probably impossible to keep track of all heroes and organisations besides the major ones.You can see the SDN overall ranking in episode 3 and the higher numbers are ridiculously high compared to the Z-Team. They're basically a team of street level heroes keeping their neighborhood safe (barely) while the Avengers equivalents are saving the world
>>724791274>everyone is straightIIRC, Flambae is implied to be gay given some of his dialogue lines. Honestly it's not surprising given how much of a fucking flamboyant flaming faggot Flambae (alliteration bonus! x5) is. Think Malevola's bisexual? Surprised very few people care about her given she's a big muscular demon girl.
>>724810756as long as you have an appropriately evil looking cubicle
SDN's plans for the Z-team doesn't really make any sense. I think the rehabilitation program should've been full of zoomers who commited petty crimes because why are we tard wrangling a bunch of grown adult villains who will immediately kill and fuck each other over if they get the chance? They should still be in prison.
>>724811212I expected the typical "We're pretending we want this to succeed, but setting you up for failure so we can cut the program." twist. But that doesn't happen, instead nothing happens.
>>724811212that wouldn't be a very fun game
>>724811212I still believe Invisigal's actually 17 and not 27.
>>724811212It's pretty clear that the zoomer level villains are just handled by superheroes. The Hawaiian guy mentions it and there's a mission of this description as well.It's the people in the supervillain culture that need to be broken out of it.
>>724782830It helps it's not toxically woke. Literally the reason I bought it was because in that pool party promo picture it didn't look like fag city and had some hetero flirting going on. Every episode I had my guard up on stream but it's honestly not toxic. I was shocked it lets the man flirt with the bitches and the whole tone does not reflect him as an incel. I myself come off as a righwing psycho while playing it because I say things like "Is this guy the gay guy? Look, they're making the Islander not use proper diction," because normal 21st century jew media has given me ptsd.The game feels like it was written by a millennial true centrist. It is juvenile when talking about sex and the word choice is juvenile for no reason, but the centrism is it truly feels like the writers don't care about dumb politics. They want a story about a guy fighting baddies and fucking baddies.t. White Supremacist.
>>724811212High trust society = rehabilitation is actually a possibilityI mean, given the tone of the game so far it's pretty much guarantee the Z-Team will get their big hero moment
>>724811130no one cares about Malevola because her voice actress is fucking horrendous (and a retarded commie)
>>724811212The petty crimes don't require the rehab program, as shown by how Royd is just casually working at SDN after getting busted by the Robert the 2nd.
>>724801440He only kisses you if you Cuck him by kissing his girlfriend.What people should really be talking about is the unavoidable scene where he makes love to you if you pick him for your team.
>>724783587This must have something to do with how leftists/mind diseased people know they are inherently challenged by AI because they're so dysgenic. Conservatives know they are a part of The Machine, we're just upset The Machine is so fucked and not doing what my taxes pay it to do, necessitating slaughter.
>>724782659It's insane to see a game shilled this hard here these days that has fucking YouTube ecelebs as voice actors. On the fucking PS store one of the images on the game's page shows all the VA's including fucking jackcepticeye, MoistCritical (federal asset owned by Night Media which is owned by Black Rock btw just like both Asmongold and Hasan despite their kayfabe) and MarkiplierThis board is basically just marketing campaign turf and /v/ absolutely deserves the nickname "/v/eddit"
>>724811130Coupe, Punch Up, Malevola, and Prism have had almost zero screen time or characterization, and Sonar didn't really get more beyond the twinks line and neither did Golem beyond him being big and oblivious. If you haven't read the comics, you wouldn't know fucking anything about them beyond they're all snarky dicks during the the dispatching sessions.
>>724811212Anon just say you want to fuck a jailbait version of Invisigal
>>724811979.imgtovid
>>724811979nta but I want Malevola to fuck me with her girthy futa cock and cum inside me balls deep
>>724811212I personally think its because the villains chosen for the Z team are older/more mature and thus can see how a life of crime has been complete shit for them and want a way outEven the most successful of them which I would think is coupé since she was an accomplished assassin in big crime syndicates wants to have the obviously better life that being a superhero would afford her
>>724810756>Season 2 Episode 1 takes place before season 1, and Shroud is your bossIt'd be kino
>>724801194It's as woke as a 90s tv show, and arguably less woke than the Sopranos.
>>724811212Imagine even bothering wasting time on capeshit stories and genuinely putting the effort to still analyze it. You probably used to join in on mocking mainstream capeshit like basedvengers only to contiously watch every single one.I really wish you people go the fuck back
>>724810756Would it make more sense to organize capers in the first place?
>>724812229Error 404: funny not found
>Robert that was a great speech. I really think we can turn things around>Okay now cut someone from the team
>>724811979
>>724812324A heist organizer game would be interesting.
>>724812324Yeah, but then you're not providing an equivalent emergency dispatching service and more a long-term logistics/strategic planning service.
>>724811979Delinquent Invisigal in a school uniform.
>>724812384>On the next day, the Z-team is understaffed and barely dealing with the pressure>HR Blazer has a genius solution to this problem - employ Waterboy>Fucking WaterboyI think she's genuinely retarded
>>724812456This is the Police has you committing crimes, and it's really not any different from solving crimes.
>>724812495bro
Can they please at least drop a trailer of the next two chapters so we can stop schizoing out for a couple days?
>>724812324I'd kill for Evil Genius sections where you're building up your lair and have to manage security against a bunch of generic super heroes.
>>724812495Please stand by.
>The Waterboy/Phenomaman split is almost perfect with 51/49 right now.It really is the impossible choice. Which one did you save?
>>724812662phenomaman
>>724782593It's just waifu bait for cartoon watchersGive me a good fucking game like Wolf Among Us 2 jesus christ
>>724812662Phenomaman needs help right now, Waterboy can be mentored at literally any time of your leisure. And maybe the best time for him to enter the team is not when they're still assholes, understaffed and angry about their coworker being fired.
>>724812573It'll happen on monday at the earliest.
>>724791274>sales threadyou mean steam chart threads or?
>>724784879>The demand is from people who don't play videogames but want to say they do.I like to wind down the day after dinner with something more narrative. Been playing through all the Dying Light games for the last couple of days, and to wind down before bed I've been playing through The Wolf Among Us in smaller sections. I think you need to have something less dopamine crashing to wind down the day to be able to have a good nights rest, at least that's how I feel about it.
>>724812583There's a serious unfilled niche for superhero and supervillian management games. Everything always wants to be narrative driven or too focused on being a colony sim, for fucks sake I just want to have a normal themed tycoon game for once.
>>724812662Waterboy is fucking annoying. I know he has a good heart but I hate the idea of being around a guy who is effectively sweating nonstop, sticky and wet, and throws up. Add in the "H-hello I uhm I that is I uh I get-got! I got you a do-donut, bagel!!!!" and I think he should stick to cleaning.Phenomanigga at worst just goes away.
>>724806389just say the powers are like muscles they get better as you train them
I'll bet none of you spotted the wojak
>>724782659THISSO MUCH THIS
>>724782593As long as they're well-written, fun and not tedious to play, and aren't preaching at me about gay n*ggers from outer space, yeah, i'll buy them.
>>724812662>impossible choiceHow? The choice is between a an all powerful guy who is sad and needs someone to cheer him up and guy who can spit water out of his mouth and other holes in his body. How is this even a choice?
>>724782659First post. FUCK the OP post. Also, the ONLY thing this game has going for it is gooner power.
>>724812867>delicious brown tomboy mecha pilot covered in scars
>>724782593honestly anon, most people don't actually play games themselves anymore, just watch streamers play them.all games are narrative games when you don't interact with the gameplay.
>>724784146I love these stunt double bits.>>724789580themselves. david fage made shitty games
I think it's funny that anyone pays attention to the PS store reviews at all.
>visifags want her to be a virgin>turns out blazer is a virgin>visifags want her to be a teenager>turns out blazer is a teenager>visifags want blazer to be ruined by some terrible secret>visi ends up ruined by some terrible secretStop wishing for things. The universe doesn't appreciate that.
the universe just keep on telling me I should romance Laura bailey's charactersfine, I will
>>724812662Phenomaman while he is a top hero its shown he really doesn't have friends, family or any real support networks since he doesn't even qualify as people, waterboy has a stable job and will probably get more opportunities with time i do wish him luck
I haven't played the game and have a serious question: Is this primarily a dating sim or is the romance stuff a side gig in the plot? I see the the main thing people talk about here is romance/waifus. The concept of the game sounds interesting, but not that interested in playing a full romance VN.
>>724813171>the romance stuff a side gig in the plotthis is the case.
Is it even ethical for Laura Bailey to voice a non-white character? Isn't she stealing a role from a person of color?
>>724812384Issue is if they never show consequences, they will always resort to only functioning when they're on the chopping block. I can't say I fully agree with it, but, I also can't say I don't.
>>724786609Message Pigs have been a thing for a while
>>724812662Waterboy because he fits the team more and deserves a chance that Phenomaman already has had. It was fucking difficult though, not like choosing a hot chick or a batface youtuber
>When you know Invisigal planted the bomb but you just can’t prove it yet
>>724782593Just literally make a high budget dating sim where you can date cute girls.It's that fucking easy. How are game devs so retarded that they haven't figured this out yet?
>>724782593you waifufags hyped it up too much, it's not that great
>>724813171You HAVE to romance somebody, it's not optional
>>724813294Is she an outspoken supporter of only voicing characters of the same race?
>>724813418>>724813171You can end the game single.
>>724813294She's 1/64th flip you chud!
>>724813381Solo patreon devs have been doing that for years
>>724813418>You HAVE to romance somebody, it's not optionalNo, it IS optional. You're forced into going into dates with either of them but end up single in the end.
>>724784504me middle right
>>724782593For it to be a game it would need gameplay. This is just a choose your own adventure picture book for socially stunted mamchildren
this is probably my GOTYonly game that has kept my interest for more than a week.>>724813381nah its more than that. The dialogue and characters have to be interesting not just cute. Invisigal isn't that inherently cute, her personality makes her cute. WIth a general vtuber kyaa uwu voice actress she would not be that appealing.I'm dreading all the knockoffs of this that don't get it.
>>724812662Waterboy doesn't need to be on the Z-team where he's gonna get bullied hard by all the villains, and he'll get a shot eventually. Harry DuBois needs my help now, being around a bunch of villains who aren't going to hero worship him and gloss over his autism might be good to help him realize what it actually takes to be a person, and most importantly, I'm not taking him on the second playthrough where I date BB but Invisigal #1 so he can come along for the first go around.
For how "normal" the females are I sure wish there was at least one "normal" bro character. I guess Niggainstein counts. I'm just not feeling it for any of the heroes.
It seems like the actual problem with the Z-Team isn't that they're bad people inherently, it's just that the entire superhero lifestyle doesn't suit them.Like Flambae would probably be happier as a celebrity chef, and Sonar would be better on some police department's financial crimes unit.
Why is she so autistic?
>>724813536>Gameplay is kangz Zoomer learns about adventure games
>>724813585>knockoffsGlorified VN's are knockoffs of books, go read one instead and fuck off of the videogame board faggot ass shill
>>724812594Sloppa.
>>724813805I will take it.You do God's work.
>>724813745You couldn't even pay me to pretend to find whoever fuck this is likeable. Imagine shilling some youtube eceleb promoted capeshit VN on a sunday
>>724813772the interactive medium is much larger than shooting bad guys, why don't you read a book sounds like you need to broaden your horizons
>>724813891who hurt you sweetie
>>724813171It's a story about redemption and overcoming trauma, you just have the ability to make it you fixing with your dick in addition to your heart. The character relationships are clearly the most important thing over the plot, but the plot serves as a good vessel to explore them. The second half of the game is going to get back into more plot stuff now that we've got the world building and character introductions out of the way, but it's much more classical Spiderman where what's happening outside of the masked sections is just as important, if not more, then the superpower fights.
https://files.catbox.moe/fkzjhl.mp4
>>724813337
>>724801336>Looney Tunes is woke!next you'll say Star Trek was always woke because Kirk was forced to kiss Uhura.It's made by people from TellTale, it's an office comedy, it's set in LA, it has zoomer youtuber voice actors. You can guess what it'll be.
>>724813703Royd and Chase are pretty normal bros.
>>724782824You mean the guy who can't even really put together a sentence, or speak without stammering? That is who you chose as your preferred critic?
>>724813268>>724813931>>724813454Ok thanks. I'll guesss I'll check it out after all of the episodes are released.One more questions, are choices and their reactivity decent or is it more of a telltale illusion of choice?
>>724813912Still not a game niggerbitch
>Both right wing retards and left wing retards trying to claim the game as "Their win">Me over here just enjoying the gameWhat a laugh.
>>724814023>next you'll say Star Trek was always woke because Kirk was forced to kiss Uhura.I mean Star Trek was pretty much made with liberal utopianism in mind
>>724813703Punch-up is normal, outside of being a midget.
>>724813891
>>724814023>>724814171doesn't matter because the modern left hates the original Star Trek because the women there wore short 60's skirts.
>>724814139You are a faggot and whatever cherrypicked fantasy you just presented as reality is also as disengenuine as this entire thread
>>724814120Literally don't care what your definition is=, nobody asked.
>>724814104There's small moments where you get small moments of reactivity later that'll make you chuckle, a couple of very big obvious divergence points where it's an A/B choice, and probably some consequences later for choices we've already made that we haven't seen yet. You're gonna end up with only a couple of endings, but it's got a good amount of madlibs reactivity along the way.
>>724814213Error 404: funny not found
>>724814139The guy having a melty wasting his day away calling people shills has been especially funny.
Shroud is here trying to derail the thread. Flambae and Punchup, go kick his ass.
>>724814104it seems mostly illusion but there are some choices, the main reason I play is the humor and dialoguealthough there is also a fun minigame, I wouldn't mind a spinoff of just that.
>>724814372
>>724814454what's his fucking problem
>>724814454>Not flambae and prism>Not punch-up and coupeNgmiAffinity's pretty good if you keep at it, and prism's copy ability is great.
>>724812662Picked Waterboy because the kid had potential and if I wasn't going to give him a shot, who would? Phenomaman needs help too but mostly in an out-of-work environment
>>724812324You could have it as a 'tard wrangler simulator where you prevent supervillains from doing dumb shit that gets a NotSuperman on your ass, instead funneling them into crimes they can either get away with or are too much of a pain in the ass to investigate
>>724814454>>724814507There has never been a marketing campaign on this board where your forced on-topic edits aren't the most unfunny things on the board. They always stick out like crazy
>>724790145Live forever and spread your beliefs, you beautiful specimen of the White race.
>>724814253Holy mad. Hit the nail on the head.
>>724814567>Invisigal holding her breath in the corner
>>724814253>>724814770kek he mad zoomers are fucking retarded
>>724814786Sir, yes sir!
>>724814601I cut Coupe and the mission only had two slots
>white heteronormative relationship simulator uh yikes!
>>724814927invisigal is brown
>>724814104So far just illusion. If it's going to be like any other tell tale game the choices might affect some flavour dialogue but the actual ending will hinge on a choice(s) you pick in the last hour of the final game episode.Play dvaid cage slop if you want choices that matter.
>>724814847Now you're just throwing random labels as if it already isn't apparent how badly you stick out from offsiter typing style alone. Maybe if I toss in a dead meme with ebonics and then add in zoomer I'll fit in right
>>724814567Has there ever been a more rapeable MC?
>>724815003
>>724814925Then send flambae (supernova) and sonar (smart form)You did increase flambae's mobility in preparation for his skill, right?Plus, you gotta have a smart guy on the team to outmaneuver Shroud. Fucker isn't getting one over us ever again
Why is Invisigal so heckin cute?
>>724815061Your bot's malfunctioning
>*sigh*>These are posting ai pics of my feet again…
>>724814541>what's his fucking problemHe only want what's rightfully his, the Astral Pulse.
>>724814023>forced1: she’s hot as fuck2: he banged aliens, do you think Uhura being a different race even remotely registers in Kirk’s mind?
>>724782593>it turns out that PCfags and /v/ love moviegames
>All the streamers are picking Blonde Blazer
>>724782593>PS store reviewsKill yourself
>>724815330Yeah I noticed that too. Streamers aren't human. They wouldn't understand.
>>724815330the streamer I watched didn't want to cut Coupe because she's hot (still cut her because Sonar is too useful) and picked Invisigal over Blazer
Blazer seems pretty responsible and good natured. She would make for a good wife and mother. Isn't that all we really want?
>>724815330Goddamnit, I did it first, I don't want to be associated with them.
>>724815330Male or Female this is important information.
>>724783987>there's no demand for visual novels in particularTell that to japs, weebs, and furries.
>>724815330Why are you watching streamers?
>>724815262If it was truly his he would just make another one.
>>724815378Literally the only based one I could findhttps://youtu.be/jwMRQ275g68?si=q1HZqeiKK_3PyX4l
>>724815330The youtuber I watch let the timer run out when cutting someone (so, sonar), then chose BB for the date, but then went and did another playthrough picking alternate choices, and at the end she stated she preferred IG's date.
>>724815554….Both
>>724815618Why are you pretending you don't know where a good amount of promotion for this garbage is directly coming from?
>>724815620That's the issue, he needed Robert Robertson II to make it for him but for some reason was never handed over.Shroud is not like Roy.
>>724815047Dispatch shills really are just Tumblrina refugees
>>724815975We get it anon. You're in desperate need of attention, have no ability to ignore things you don't like, and just want (you)'s. Here you go. Did that make you feel better?
Dispatch in a nutshell
The amount of mental gymnastics and contortionist coping you guys do thread after thread just to justify liking a video game that you're afraid to like is insane.
>>724816117I like it and anyone who’s not me is gay
>>724816117no one on /v/ likes vidya games
>>724816142Even your girlfriend?
>>724816076Isn’t that one anime called Call of the Night the same thing? Haven’t watched it but from what I’ve seen it’s literally just reverse Twilight.
>>724782659Cry more retard
>>724816037Shills using a variety of bait tactics for an ad campaign really shouldn't be talking about being "in desperate need of attention" fucking faggot
>>724816185Girlfriend?
>>724816232It's okay, Baby. All discussion should be over within two weeks, I'm sure you can ignore it until then.
>>724816117Is it really gymnastics and coping when we're just talking about the game?What's more, when people ask about the fucking reactivity of it, people are honest, we say:>It's a fucking Telltale gameHow are we afraid? Anyway, I know I should just ignore, but sometimes their arguments are so stupid
>>724816347>this fucking postDidn't have to make it any more apparent you're not from here
>>724816446
>>724816446oh the ironing
>>724816446>im merely PRETENDING to be an obnoxious faggot to fit ineven gayer
>>724814171I could talk at length about how the values that persist in TOS are offensive to modern conservatives.I agree it's liberal utopianism and slightly relaxed beliefs on women and afro-americans but Captain Kirk would be thrice cancelled in today's world for practicing marriage before sex.
>>724815294>1 I'm brown>2 I think humans are aliensCaptain Kirk thinks women shouldn't be officers. He thinks Spock is disgusting because he's a half breed. I'm sorry that you have jungle fever.
awful lot of shippers here
>>724816446Hit the head on the nail. Imagine pretending "gaming is healing" when your game has faggotry and cuckolding in it
>>724782593The only thing it proved is that zoomers are insanely brainrotted and will lap up anything that's just thinly veiled coomerism.It's actually embarassing how much of the game feels like an excuse just to have dating scenes with the two girls.
if invisigal had huge tits it would be even betterbut shes still cute as is.
>>724816721I’ll allow it
>>724816781>gaming is healingliteral twitter grifter phrase, please return there
>>724816781There is no faggotry or cuckolding in this game.
>>724815330/v/ has always been a minority that's vocal. If you just browsed this board you'd think most people picked the Maelle ending, but it turns out Verso was the most popular choice.
>>724816808whats wrong with dating girls
>>724816347>doubles down on hyper effeminate passive-aggressivenessyeah you're totally not from tumblr bro
>>724815330Even her big secret is like the most white woman moment ever>OMG ROBBIE IM SO INSECURE INSTEAD OF BEING A 6FT BLONDE BOMBSHELL IM JUST A 5'7FT BRUNETTE BOMBSHELL OMG THE WORLD IS GOING TO ENDLike lmao
>>724816781hold the fuck up, this is the same guy that spent over a day samefagging his shit thread
>>724816896You just made multiple threads using that same phrase last night rajesh.
>>724817013Nigger, 66% of the players are picking invisigal over BBstreamers are the minoriity
>>724817119I think Grummz just farted on twitter maybe you should go check it out, you like that kind of shit right
>>724817061>Do you like unfunny posts?
>>724816117>The amount of mental gymnastics and contortionist to discuss the same shit over and over again because for whole 4 episodes nothing happened except one erotic scene and a date choiceFixed it for you. You came to wrong conclusion on why they are posting what they are posting.
>>724815330>>All the streamers are picking Blonde BlazerNot every streamer.
All Dispatch proves is that western players DESIRE waifuwar games.Remember Mass Effect?Witcher 3?Baldur's Gate 3?People need that superb owl mentality.
>>724817229Your game is promoted and voice acted by Youtube eceleb influencers. You have absolutely zero ground to accusing anyone of being a faggot, your game is pure faggotry
>>724817320>right wingers when they see a brown tsundere punk tomboy
>>724817369I do not really care who is doing the voice acting, they did a good job.I'll leave the e-celeb commentary to specialists like yourself.
>>724817353You need characters that are actually endearing. Dragon Age had that shit too and bombed.
>>724817112Can you kill yourself already
>>724817320That's not a streamer. That's a whore who picks whatever people pay for.
>>724817547turn out most of the racists arn't actually racist and just dislike trash people
>>724817602yeah I'm sure moistcritical and fucking jackcepticeye are fantastic VA'sabsolute fucking state
>>724782593Dude, Japan pops these out every day for like 40 years and their VA are top tier vs Americans and they aren't even stage/actors shit, just regular ppl.Fuck off
>>724817112There's a world of difference between 6'0 and 5'7, let alone 6'0 and 5'11, you little manlet.Source: I'm 6'2 and weigh 270 lb and have a 14 inch penis (radius, flaccid).
>>724782659Anon will remember that...
>>724782593>15k say it's goodlmao
>>724817706Most Dispatch shills are pajeets
>>724817831Actually I am from Florida and had breakfast this morning.
>>724817353Based and trueBut also the characters actually need to be attractive and desirable
>>724817759>anon cannot stop gossiping about e-celebs he supposedly hates
>>724817649Dragon age is a good example for another pitfall, which is having one so objectively better that nobody ever talks about the choice. Morrigan absolutely mogs Leliana into oblivion
>>724817759Punch-up's great, probably because they typecast the irish youtuber as an irish guySonar was okay, not disruptive and had some good moments. Don't really see how an actual voice actor could've done his snob weirdo shtick
>>724817783can i suck your dick
It's really amazing people catalog and memorize every single eceleb they hate, and keep up with every little minor thing going on in their eceleb lives.I just found out today that MoistCritical and Asmongold were two different people. I guess I'm at fault for not being 'with it' like some anons in this thread.
>>724817889Shitting on your zero-effort VN cashgrab marketing campaign isn't gossipping
>>7248179974chan is one bad day away from becoming Kiwifarms
>>724817968Unhinge that jaw, bitch.
>>724817997>Nooooo stop pointing out how gay our game is I swear it's BASED and REDPILLED You shouldn't have kept spamming your disengenuous bullshit if you didn't want it to get called out insufferable faggots.
>>724816392>>724817280Nah, it's been funny to watch the people on /v/ twist themselves in knots because they like a game, but all of their culture warrior contrarian instincts are kicking in.>oh no, I might actually like this capeslop movie game produced by fucking Critical Role>well, despite being produced and VA'd by all the people I've been calling woke tranny cancer for years despite never engaging with any of their material, this game isn't woke. Look, we play as a white guy! >and it's not like Blonde Blazer is this woke girlboss... I mean, I want to fuck her so that can't be true>actually, you know what? Because I like this, it can't be woke because I don't like woke things>so it must actually be all the jeets and trannies that actually hate the game! I'm still persecuted and hated for liking this by leftists!>thank god I like this not-woke game
>>724818085yes sir :3
>>724818238>watch the people on /v/It's funny how every single marketing campaign shills just end up casually admitting they do not use /v/ and view it from an outside perspective. No shit everyone outside your faux general bubbles know
How long does a game need to be out before we’re allowed to talk about it?
>>724818238True. I just try to think those people are a vocal minority, and most people who actually play games on /v/ don't care for all that, and just care if the story/gameplay is fun
>>724782659OP just choked to death on the cock he was sucking!
>>724818357You're right that I don't consider myself a /v/irgin anymore. Retard election tourists like you ruined the board and I spend far more time on /vg/ if I want to talk about games these days. That board is full of awful avatarfags, but at least they like and talk about games. People like you do nothing but bitch and moan about politics all day and don't even play games.
>>724818482stop spamming the catalog about a fucking westoid capeshit eceleb promoted VN and maybe people wouldn't be annoyed
>>724818482Old enough for most anons to consider it a nostalgic part of their childhood or a gacha, those get a free pass
>>724818573You keep talking about politics wayyyy more than I ever did, borderline schizo tier
>>724818586>you must check in with me to see if i like a game before you're allowed to post about it on /v/that's retarded
>>724782593Are we still pretending it's a game?
>>724817868Watch out for those bath salts, eh?
>>724818586Oh, so never then? Glad you said it out loud
>>724818661yes, cope
>>724818656That's how it's always been newnigger, even more alludng to the fact that you are an offsiter shill
>>724818681That was one guy
>>724818651>doesn't deny being an election tourist>hasn't said anything about video games other than accusing people of being marketers for talking about video gamesThe schizo projection is very telling. I guess you don't talk about anything other than being paranoid that someone is being paid to post.
>>724818742>i have always been the king of /v/ that decides what people are allowed to talk aboutSchizo. Meds. NOW.
>>724782659I immediately bought a copy after reading this.
Is this like a CYOA? There are a billion of them on steam, but it's hard to find the good ones.
>>724818771Half of your ad campaign's tactics involved political bait and outrage posts, you are the last people to be talking about election tourists
>>724782659I'm playing and enjoying it. If your release a modern game with attractive women in it, I'm willing to give it a chance.>>724782824Yes, it has millennial writing. No, it doesn't ruin the whole game.
I almost want to do a second playthrough now for Blonde Blazer but it will probably be more satisfying to wait until all episodes are out before doing another replay.>>724818903pretty much, quippy CYOA that has some funny moments and two cute girls. With a somewhat entertaining minigame.It does its job well as a Telltale-like game.
>>724818903It's a not!Telltale game from a bunch of ex-Telltale devs who worked on Wolf Among Us, the first Tales from the Borderland, and The Walking Dead, so yea.
Is invisigirl brown brown or just italian? this is important
>>724819141impossible to tell with the art style, she could just be a tanned white girl for all we know
Buy an ad
>>724782824>caring about what xqc thinks>/v/roslmao what the fuck this is some real tourist shit. Must be upsetting that the people you thought were your friends are enjoying this game but /v/ isn't your bro you faggots.
>invisigal steals blonde blazer's stoneIs that basically a gyaru?
>>724800518Citizen Kane is oscarlsop anyway
>>724819141Probably some form of brown, but she's noticeably lighter then the Samoan guy
>>724818482At least a few years old, at which point we’ll ignore it because it’s old and that you had years to discuss
>Flambe about to murder Robert>Blazer walks in>flames instantly fizzle out>Flambe begins prostrating himselfSo much for the hardened criminal persona.Is Blazer really that scary?
>>724818917Anon, you are fucking delusional. This is the last (You) you get from me because it's not even fun arguing with someone who is so far off the map.Just because someone disagrees with you doesn't mean they were paid to disagree with you.
>>724815047Shit, I just realized it’s Viktor all over again.
>>724819485Who even is xqc?>Canadian Overwatch streamerWut.
>>724819654If you pick Phenomeman for the Z-team, after his first shift you catch him watching footage of some crime fighting he did with her and she bodies a few henchmen pretty hard. She's also his superior and he'll go back to jail if she says so.Of course if it was my Flambae, who I powerleveled to almost 10 fighting. He'd beat her ass.
>>724819654Considering that she's probably like 3 tiers of strength above him and his boss that can send him back to jail whenever she likes, he has good reason to put on a good face around her.
Who should I level up into my second Int hero? Nobody really seems to fit.
>>724819654>Why are you covered in my lunch?>UHHH HE WAS JUST SO HUNGRY AND IT GOT ALL OVER HIM>Well... Okay then... Is she retarded?
>>724820020Golem after redistributing points via his power.
>>724820025Are you implying Robert and Blazer were abusing their power to bully Flambe?Because if so, that's hilarious.
>>724819654Flambe, despite his arsons bumping up his score, takes heroism and the office politics seriously. He's not cut out for either in the long term, but remember how he acted high and mighty about Robert not being allowed in a HERO bar like he was? He gets off on being a hero like Invisigirl does, which is probably why he starts fires.
>>724819697Half your posts were deflecting towards election refugees and politics when nothing in our conversation had anything to do with that and you really thought that basic-bitch tier level of tactics would work? You really shouldn't be talking about delusions
>>724816216Not really, outside of the whole female vampire and powerless male MC thing
>game not available for the Switch>gets shitposted to hell and backSay it ain't so.
>>724820020Malevola. She starts as an all-arounder so you can springboard her to INT quickly.
>>724816721That's basically all the game has going for it right now after half the episodes released
>>724820432I would, but she pairs well with Sonar so they'll probably be both on cooldown.
>>724820020Prism
>>724820482Prism, I guess. You just have to cope knowing she will be less charismatic.
Why is this crap shilled so much here?
>>724818903Depends on what you want from a CYOA. Do you expect things to be wildly different depending on what you pick? Then this isn't it. This is a linear main story that might have some branches here and there but they will most likely all lead back to the main branch with the same outcome. Choices will likely barely matter in the final episode either, that's just how those niggas roll.Basically you might choose the lane you drive in but the ride's still the same for everyone.
>>724820707Not enough gacha for you?
>leaked clip of a party scene shows Royd all beat up with a slingThink it'll be the cut teammate with some crew attacking SDN?
>>724818903>Pick Waffles"Hey Robert. Good choice, I love these square dudes!""Hey everyone, Robert brought breakfast!">Pick Pancakes"Hey Robert. Nice pick, can't go wrong with pancakes!">"Hey everyone, Robert brought breakfast!"This is 99% of Dispatch choices..
>>724820707It's better than 90 percent of the shit that gets shilled here
>>724820789>why is x garbage being shilled>not enough y garbage for you?
>>724784996manga?
>>724782593Dispatch proves that there's a demand for hot blonds and brown tomboys.
>>724820707Just another ad campaign on /v/eddit
>>724820020I chose Coupe since I have a bunch of other fight and mobility characters and her starting Int is at least a 2 iirc.
>>724782593I'm not sure if narrative-heavy really nails it down enough.But yes there is some demand for simpler games which focus mainly on character interaction and chemistry in an earnest way.>>724820996That too
>>724820813Full plot was leaked. Do you really want to know?
>>724782593haven't played since the first episodes, planning to wait until they're finished. is there really no gay shit?
>>724818238people on /v/ are too obessed with culture warring that they no longer just want to sit down and talk about fun video games like this.
>make bratty brown tomboy>make her fall in love with the white male protagonist>she gets popular and the game sells wellIt's really that simple huh? Wonder if other devs will see this and tone down the ugly bitches, dykes and trannies in their games.
>>724821382Nah I can wait the 2 weeks.Datamined content never hits the same
>>724820996This is the funniest fucking thing to read, because the east found that out decades ago and have ran it into the ground and men still eat it up to this day.Dispatch 2 will have a thicc nervous glasses-wearing cutie next thing you know.
>>724782659>/v/ermin gets upset that people are playing and enjoying a video gameYeah, that checks out.
>>724815330What you talking about? i found at like 4 or 5 girl streamers that actually picked invisi. Though one of them was a vtuber so idk if that counts.
>>724821556>Dispatch 2 will have a thicc nervous glasses-wearing cutie next thing you know.They're gonna add Paige from Deadlock?
Jesus, was anyone going to tell me waterboy gets ran over by Mr. Wet Ponytail?
>>724820874>pancakes>waffles
>>724782593What the hell is Dispatch and why do I keep seeing it everywhere?
>>724821449Most of /v/ are just spillovers from /pol/. Hate this dumb culture war bullshit.
>>724821676I mean Mina and Paige are the exact kind of similar waifubait. I have no doubt that both Valve and Adhoc are going through a "Damn... it was that easy huh?" phase right now.
>Combat / Vigor / Mobility / Charisma / Intellect2/1/2/3/4 Sonar4/2/3/2/1 Flambae3/2/3/1/2 Invisigal3/4/1/3/1 Punch Up4/1/1/4/2 Prism3/2/2/3/2 Malevola3/4/2/2/1 Golem5/1/3/1/3 CoupeThere are 5 stats with 8 heroes.So if each heroes specializes in 2 stats then each stat should be covered 3 times.Combat>Flame, Prism, PhenomamanVigor>Punch Up, Golem, PhenomamanMobility>Flame, Visi, MalevolaCharisma>Sonar, Prism, MalevolaIntellect>Sonar, InvisigalInteresting enough as a number crunch, but entirely unnecessary. The minigame is literally pointless and you can just replay it until the dice go your way.
coop? more like poop
>>724821982>I have no doubt that both Valve and Adhoc are going through a "Damn... it was that easy huh?" phase right now.Better late than never that Western devs relearn that gamers like cute/hot women in their vidya.
>>724822067Replace Malevola with Punch Up for Charisma and move malevola to Intellect.
>>724821941New game from some of former telltale devs. Much like telltale games is more like a higher budget visual novel, but the story is pretty fun so far.
>>724822067I kinda wish leveling up heroes in different ways would change their responses. Not the overall story, their barks.
>>724782593When the fuck are the those telltale fucks gonna release the wolf among us 2? i have been waiting a decade already
>>724822339never
>>724782593>put a tall demon girl in the game>don't make her one of romanceable characters
>>724822573But Anon she is...
>>724822573I do not want to romance anyone voiced by Alanah Pearce.
>>724822816Well i guessed they just gave the most history inconsequential characters to the shitty e celebs. So makes sense they won't give an actual important role to the people that can't even voice act properly.
>>724817184Yeah and I'm sure only 1% of players helped invisigal lol
>>724822684Pretty sure they already left it pretty clear with these first 4 episode that they are only 2 romanceable paths. I don't think 4 will make any big changes with that.
>>724818661It would have worked better as a TV show. The fact that it's a glorified visual novel/choose your own adventure is a failure of TV media. The game basically tell you you're supposed to axe Coupe. other than that none of the choices have mattered at all. The movie vs date night at the end of ep 4 feel like they could have both happened in a non choose your own adventure narrative.Also BB is Shroud's daughter, Invisigal worked for Shroud and planted the bomb on MM suit so no matter which girl you pick Robert will fined out his gf has been hiding this melodramatic secret and feel betrayed because it's a Telltale game and 95% of the choices mean nothing. Also BB and Invisgal are almost definitely roommate, they both vaguely mention having a roommate, Invisgal is wearing BB earrings and BB says even though she shouldn't play favourites, she's was not going to cut Invisigal from the team.>>724820020Prism works good as a cha main/int secondary for when Sonar is unavailable/being Man-bat.>>724821495The LiS devs never realized that sexy teen lesbians is what sold their game.
>>724782659>Kill yourself. Anyone who plays this needs to fuck off and die.You will never be a woman, and worse for you, you'll never be represented in a TellTale game.you Know what You need to do'S.
>Dispatch topic>Obligatory "Invisigal on my thumb" pic
>>724815623>filipina vtumor picks filipina love interestshits rigged just like the senior enlisted levels of the USN nigga
