*is the best support for 3 years*
>>724916596Generals belong on /vg/
>>72491659665 ENERGY FROM EVENTSSTATS EVERY HINTS3 MOOD UP EVENTS50 SPECIALTY PRIORITY77% BONUS STATS ON RAINBOWS AT GREAT
My canon is that they all have horse weiners.
I'll beat that pussy raw for real
I was already using her. 15% general effectiveness is yuge.
Stamlets gonna get hammered
GUTS GAME
>>724917023>Front Runners or ?????????? Is it Pace?
>>724917058It's GIGA front. Fronter than Front.
THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO POWERLETS
IKUZOOOOO
guide writers this mad
>>724917058Giga Nige, the frontest of fronts
>no suzukaIt's over
Give it to me straight, how's it looking?
PEQUOD STATUS?
>>724917132lmao fuck "content" creators
WIT GOD SAMA WHERE ARE YOUUUUUU
WITGODS PLEASE EXPLAIN
>>724917132>Mad cause they can't just copy JP content and actually need to think nowLMAO
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
>>724917132>front runner condor and milequeen SS tierKEKAROOOOOOOOOO BASED CYGODS TOTAL GASLIGHTER DEATH
>>724917165Haru carries
ROOMS NOW
isn't virgo cup mile?you guys are not gonna be ready for how busted summer maru in it will be lmao
>>724917217i hope we're getting some real meltdown kino might be the only way i can watch these people
>>724917132>ends dozens of youtuber's "careers" in a single nightCygames is incredibly based
>>724917132I love it!
How the fuck do we play now
>>724917132great news!
Cychads are the best
So I guess we're rolling something like this for Unity? Borrow being Riko.
>>724917289We take it easy until Aoharu
>>724917132OH HE BIG MAD
LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE
Tamamo status with the early changes?
>>724917270>summer fagru>when turbo front runners exist and she can't compete with themlol ok
Aside from Haru what are the other good guts cards? And do i have them?
Will future umas come with buffed ults?
>>724917369RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>724917335No, you want the Daiwa card or the Fukutard wit
>>724917132>Youtube grifters anally annihilatedCyGODS... I KNEEL
>>724917395Haru is meta for like 2 years I think you don't need anything else.
>>724917391She can also inherit the skill retard and there will be other ways to get it locked down besides parent farming
>>724917270Anon....I dont think you understand, the bird is dead, the hag is dead, runaway suzuka is going to rape us all
Whale hunter status?
>>724917420is mambo meta?
>>724917270>>724917391people are gaslighting with this big nigger suzuka shit, we don't have enough stam atmI want you to take a good look at what skills got buffed and what mile skills smaru has, especially the early lead gold and the early mile debuff
post yfw when streamoids have to get a job at McDonalds
>>724917409I have both so it's okay.
>tons of umas buffed>RNG career killers destroyed>guts rework>"umatubers" completely BTFO>entire meta changed, everything from the last 4 months thrown out the window and none of the previous tier lists matter anymorethis update is insanely based wtf
Dear trainers,Freak the fuck out
>>724917369
>>724917454MORALE'S THROUGH THE ROOF
i have lb1 falco, am i saved?
>>724917435see >>724917468
>>724917454MOOD IS GREAT
>>724917132HGAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>72491745417-3 when the gates openedthere's a lot more shitters than whales around in R1 though
>>724917454My favorite thing with games was always to figure out my own strats, so this nothing but is exciting!
>>724917270Mile is Smart Falcon's realm anonAnd guess who just got buffed in the patch?
ALL GOLD CITY DOUBTERS APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
>>724917468Dont rule anything out until the rooms are here
>>724917474
>>724917592I apologize, COME HOME
>>724917584Oh, it would be a shame if someone brought 2 stamina debuffers just for a runaway
>>724917584Oh god oh fuck the bird is even stronger now
>>724917660Its Mile anon.
I-I just woke up what's going on
LITERALLY impossible
/v/irgo /v/ictory stakes will be the greatest stakes of our life
*unleashes her potential in your path*
>>724917702Panick.
>>724917702They're giving us post-anniversary skills and balance changes on the 11th.
Pace bros, be honest... are we cooked forever?
>>724917702we are getting a few of the jp patches early so there is no "meta" now
>>724917592White woman... i kneel...
>>724917775No anon everyone got a megabuff
>>724917347>Aoharu on the 6th>Balance on the 11th>Virgo on the 16thits gonna be hard, its gonna be tight and its gonna be FUN
>>724917775Christmas Oguri soonBelieve
>>724917660ASE won't hit, they've run away
APOLOGIZE
give it to me straight bros... can i still use golshi in CMs with these changes
>>724917702they brought the balance changes muuuuch earlier, including the change that makes Guts finally useful
im so happy teio is viable now
Man it's 5 AM here and Cygames drops this bomb just when i wanted to go to bed...
>>724917807I had an idea what to run for Virgo.But now I have zero idea.Maybe >Bird>Oguri>Hishi?!
>>724917836Yes
>be the "smart" trainer in the friendgroup>all I really do is just regurgitate what I read on here and JP engrish >they're asking me the outcomes of this patch and what to doUh oh.
>>724917745>Green Devil Stakes went from joke tier to ultra sweat tierOh my god. What have I created?
TAZUNA WAS RIGHT
>>724917807it's only registration that starts on the 16th so you've got over a week to train those aces, and runs are MUCH more consistent after the update
>Resplendent Red Ace? BUFFED>Killer Tunes? BUFFED>Competitive Spirit? BUFFED>Prepared to Pass? BUFFED>+20% Guts growth is no longer uselessWE ARE SO FUCKING BACKI'M GOING TO MAKE HER NUMBER ONE NEXT CM, AND FIX HER RUINED PR WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS
>>724917132Lmao who the fuck is this and what happened? Unity Cup on Leo Finals make them seethe hard?
MY VIRGO TEAM
ARIGATO JOHN CYGAMES
>>724917702WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU NIGGA
>>724917939Even better. 1st anni patch dropped.
>>724917936IM GLAD I BOUGHT DAIWA STOCK
>>724917939The meta is dead. Long live the meta. https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
Where can I read the changes? Implying I can even understand what all this would mean
>>724917939Anon the entire game fucking changed
man... i'm gonna have to redo my entire team trials roster, huh
>>724917939update announcement, the balance changes they made on the 1 year anniversary is going to be added on the 11th now
>>724917975I can't even access that page.Gives me a 403 error
>Get Rice to 4* with the bait banner>Guts buff announced immediately afterWAGMI
>>724917996you were going to after aoharu dropped anyway
NIGHT OWL IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>724917996You were going to have to do that anyways after the new scenario. Now you get to do it with new scenario AND balance patches.
>>724917936BasedOne day, ScarletCHADS will run these threads
>>724917982>asked two seconds lateOk thanks lol
>>724917982https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
Bros...
Borrow Fine Motion, so excited guys!
Wait I'm out of the loop, did they implement the Guts rework already?
MY AOHARU GUIDE IS OBSOLETE
>have to relearn which skills to prioritizeAAAAIIIIEEEEEE
>this is only 0.5 anny>imagine the 1st anny changesUMA BROS WE JUST CANT STOP WINNING
>>724918068My danchou is so hyped he's gonna grind 30m fans tonight
>>724918068I trust no one but my guts now, chartfaggots can hang
>>724917705Just pick the bottom team
>>724918092On the 11th they will, yes. Guts will no longer be a joke stat
>>724918092Anon this is fucking huge>skill reworks>uma buffs>support card buffs>bad RNG is dead>guts rework >more
>>724918092next week
RICE STATUS?
>>724917936I'll finally be able to make a full team of my wives
>>724918092That and every other balance change at the same fucking time.
>>724917982https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/Actual details here
>>724917954I only roll when its free.
>>724917970>>724917975>>724917992>>724917998HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK BLESS CYGAMESNow everyone will be forced to think. So I guess the major updates are >Skill buffs>Less Career RNG>Guts buff>位置取り争い>追い比べAnything I missed?And what the fuck somehow they added Oonige early, I thought it was from 2nd anniversary.
THE META
>>724918139I actually completely stopped playing careers as part of my dailies a few weeks ago so I'm really looking forward to both the new scenario and no longer being assfucked to death by RNG
>>724918169SHOWERED
>>724918092LIKE 2 YEARS OF BUFFS AND QOL IN A SINGLE PATCH
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS ROLL FOR YOUR OSHI ANONS, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY IF YOU ROLL FOR YOUR OSHI SHE WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE DARK TIMES AHEAD
SuzukaGODS, are we feeling vindicated?
>>724918125ACK
I bet the niggas who delayed buying Urara are seething right now.
>>724918197Indeed, globalbros are finally eating good.
>>724918245I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY ANON
>>724918260Put only 1 Uma on each team and beat up lower team rank dudes.
>The suzuka ntr schizo is dead
>>724918139>Bad RNG is deadBro, your S track/distance?
>>724918237I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF MY OSHI IS OK! EVERYTHING IS CHANGING AND IT'S SCARY!
>>724917975HOLY SHIT
Guts queen supremacy
>>724918321Shouldn't have tried to steal his neighbor's chicken...
CYACCELERATION
>10% guts>20% witHow's your favorite uma now?
I apologize to gold CITY
former youtubers trampled to death by umas while begging for spare carats
>>724918334I mean for the overall career RNG, missed that :)
>>724917151I wish Top Cun looked like Altina...
Do NOT freak out. We can do this, we are only STRONGER
>anons glued their 3* guts umaTOP KEK
Honest to god tempted on the Make Debut ticket now to luckshit Suzuka or Rudolf, but I know if I do I'll get a Maruzen or Teio dupe.
>>724918375pretty derby proportions will never not look funny
I guess I'll stick with the game, im fucking pumped
nobody is going to call me a metafag for rolling for summer maruzensky anymore righti just love hags...
>>724917592I NEVER DOUBTEDI've been supporting (and drawing) her since she came to me.https://files.catbox.moe/0enioj.png
Will there be a 3-star trainee ticket reward available during half-anni? I still don't have Suzuka.
>>724918312>you can remove umas from your teamHow?
>>724918432/v/ broes strive in the chaos it's the whales i'm worried about now
>>724918476No but yes for a support card
I ROLLED ON GOLD CITY BECAUSE SHE'S HOT AND DIDN'T GET HER AND NOW SHE'S HOT AND META FUCK MY LIFE
I DEMAND A OONIGGER RACE BETWEEN THE BOURBONFAG AND THE SUZUKAFAG
>cygaymes realizes they can't make money with a solved meta>fuck it up for kicks
>>724916892Of course.
>>724918475wtf anon why didn't you post this beforekino
>>724918475BASED DRAWGOD
>>724918475SEXOOOOOOOO
>>724918475
>>724918375>10% speed>20% gutsWe're so back.
OY NEIGH STOCKS THROUGH THE ROOF
>>724918587OH SHIT TAISHIN IS GOOD NOW
>>724918475Gold City drawGOD... I kneel...
FEAR ME
I was gonna take a break since every CM is a fucking horrible experience but this makes me wanna stay
>HE BURNED OUT>HE QUIT THE GAME
Is Haru inherently just "bad" to train because she's the le loser horse, or am I just retarded and don't know the "right" way to train her? I feel like every time I do her career she kinda just flounders compared to most of my other runs
>>724918632
HOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT IM PUMPED
>>724918475Very nice. I rolled cause she’s hot and now I’m meta. Always trust your dick.
>>724918446No one actually trained 600 guts parents uma did they?!
>>724918475Holy fug
>>724918532I didn't want to interrupt gameplay discussion for random City tits, but they're relevant now.
>>724918632>no guts falconI'm not fearing shit.
Wait a minute, does this mean....Christmas oguri wont be AS dominant due to the buffed umas!!!!!
>>724918475Dont recognize this art style, keep it up anon
>>724918679She's not hard to run and it should just be a standard career. She only runs sprints and miles so you don't need a lot of stam. Do not under any condition let her run on turf outside of her designated humiliation ritual.
>>724918587Long live BNW
>the green devil cup will be your new meta testing ground
>>724918743anon... christmas oguri just got buffed before she's even out
>>724918743Nah. Christmas Oguri dominates the meta for years. Somewhat still relevant today in JP.
>>724918692Haha...
NO MORE SLACKER!!!!!
DO I USE THE STATUES TO UNLOCK SUZUKAI DON'T HAVE HER YETGASLIGHT SAMA HEEEEEEEEEEEELP
>>724918743Probably not that horse is insane and is still used to this day in JP.
>>724918375>10% speed, stamina and gutsI have no idea.
>>724918743You mean the NEFARIOUS CHRISTMAS CAKE LACERATOR?
>>724918475can't wait for the GSK to fucking DRAIN MY BALLS (and carats)
I LOVE /v/MA MUSUME
>>724917132Whuh happen? Did the devs change the way the game works or something?
>>724918834She'll spook you on your next roll if you unlock her with statues
A massive balance patch?Hmmm yes I will continue to use my favorite umas
Fuck, my kingdom for a Fine Motion.
>>724918862Oh my teio might actually be strong as hell
>>724918894Dude probably spent 20 hours making prep and guides for Virgo cup. The new balance changes we are getting months ahead of schedule completely undo all of it.
So how good is the new Suzuka card?
>>724917939cyGENEROUS is pushing out a fuck ton of changes to the game that weren't implemented in JP until the first anni. as a result, the entire meta as we knew it over the last 4 months has been completely thrown out the window. we're in the wild west now
>>724918894see >>724917998
niggas took out a second mortgage to get summer maruzensky and then they rebalanced the game anyway KWAB
>>724918813>>724918881What if they just nerf her before she even releases? Nerfs aren't allowed in gacha because people gamble for stuff and it would violate terms and conditions, but if she releases in a nerfed state there would be no foul game.
>>724918894Oh anon....they dropped 2 years worth of buffs and QOL in a single patch, the game will be unrecognizable and in uncharted territory for the better
>>724918641It's not a CM event if I'm not getting a maximum of 1 win per day even with my new slew of strong A-tiers.
>>724918951Better than Mayano but worse than Cafe, great for Team Trials since you don't have to flip a coin to get concentration and you don't need to borrow Tazuna
>>724917939Meta is dead, game is in a place it has literally never been in before.
>>724918975Why the fuck would they nerf her?
>We will all get virgo plat as normies fail to understand how it even works
>oonige with current stats
Surely they can't throw any more curveballs at us after this, right?
Uma Musume is KINO game
>>724919071>taurus 2.0 except everyone knows the basics of the gameCan't fucking wait
Step 3.....
>>724918047This is a long fucking list, bros. I'm guessing a bunch of shit skills are now worth using?
>>724919042Because they know she's massively OP? Just tune some numbers before she releases idk. I'm more used to competitive games when if an unit is OP or something it eventually gets nerfed so it's not so dominant and ubiquitous.
Bros I fell for the fucking stam meme AGAIN
Holy shit, i guess i should be happy i have LB2 fujin
>>724918945>>724918961>>724918979Oh, neat. And this is the "makes Guts stat really fucking strong now" update, right?
How hyped are (you) for the double /v/ stakes?
I THINK YOU FAGGOTS ARE ALL FORGETTING THAT WE ONLY HAVE 8 DAYS (24 BORROWED RUNS) FROM THE PATCH TO VIRGO CUP ROUND 1
>>724919096I hope they throw the biggest fucking curve ball for MANT. The game is gonna need it. After seeing these patch notes I have hope
>>724919180>0 SPMore like Ines Poojin
>>724919186This is more like a fuckton of updates rolled into one
>toss out a ticket roll>get thisMy dirt team for TT is finally fixed.
I just rolled Hishi from my paid banner.Is she any good with the new patch?
>>724919201Isn't virgo starting on the 26th? fug
>>724919071>youtubers: panicked >JP meta whales: harpooned>normalfags: clueless >/v/ros: thriving in chaos
so what guts cards are actually good, besides SSR urara?
>>724919165Then they have to nerf Valentine Bourbon, oh and a bunch of upcoming units too, what a wonderful fucking ideaImagine nerfing a unit because you're rushing shit ahead of the schedule
>>724919189This will be the greatest stakes of all time
>>724919242Yes she got OMEGAbuffed
>>724919246GUESS AGAIN NERD, SIGNUP STARTS THE 16TH ROUND 1 BEGINS THE 19TH
Maybe gacha games aren't that bad after all. What's next? Should i start playing korean mmos?
>>724919201I'm already going to be in a mad scramble to make new TT umas, aces are nothing.
>>724919264Mambo's card if you aren't one of those mouthbreathers who decided to cleat it
>Literally just RNG challengesThat's kinda fucked up
When's the support pick ticket again, really was hoping I could just finish my kitasan.
I'm sick, the Taishin agenda fell apart in seconds
Will these changes be coming to Umamusume Party Dash as well?
>>724919264Yukino welfare card from next month's story event is also good.
>>724918587>20% speed 10% guts growth>unique is now both a heal and a speed boost>numbers of recovery for her unique are upgradedReddit won>>724918679No she's not hard at all to train, the issue is using her competitively on Dirt because 1. she's only good at running miles and sprints and there is not that many dirt sprints (specially G1s) compared to miles and SPECIALLY mediums (which she only has an E on by default), 2. Her kit contains 2 gold heals with bad triggers (that now should be fixed) and no acceleration skills to aid her as a Late Surger and 3. if you want to run Urara as literally ANYTHING ELSE but a short dirt runner you have to get some insane parents since her aptitudes at the things she's not proficient at are TERRIBLE (compared to say, Falco having an E in Turf which is easier to fix than G, or Umas with E or D in distances that can be fixed with just 1 or 2 3 star distance sparks).Her viability also falls off a cliff in later years as more dirt runners with better distance affinities get added (Digitan is the most inmediate case).
>>7249193142 weeks no joke
>>724919242NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING
>>724918992>a maximum of 1 winLiterally today for me, I just got paired with metaslaves.This update makes things so fresh to counter the accelerated schedule.
you can't use the new outfits in races right? some umas look HUGE with it
>>724919314If you're patient, it's objectively better to 3LB/MLB your Super Creek and just MLB Kitasan on her December re-run
>>724919264Seeking the Pearl is very good, she's loaded with good events.
>>724919290How?
>>724919096>half anni reworks guts>1st anni deletes support points
>>724919264Air Groove has Groundwork if you're into that sort of thing
MY DANCHOU IS ASLEEP
If a ton of uniques are being buffed, will some of them become actual good inherits now? More than just red shift/angling/sfv?
>>724919368That's edited right? holy fuck
I'll try my best to recap all the race updates so anons here can prepare.>Spot struggle/位置取り争い2 Frontrunners or 2 Runaways are fighting for the lead.Raise Target Speed based on Guts, but reduce more Stamina.>Dueling/追い比べ2 umas competing on final straightRaise target speed and accel based on Guts>RunawayLead more than frontrunners. Basically nerfed all frontrunners that rely on Seiun's ult.>Guts now affecting last spurt.>Uphill/Downhill/Slope skills now activate properly>Lane movement skills will also increase target speed based on Power.>Late race recovery now affects the stamina for last spurt speedNotable skill changes:>Tachyon's ult now increase speed too>Spe's ult now increase accel too>Taiki's ult now works at later timing (second half of final corner) but increased duration. Can't be comboed with red shift, but better on certain tracks.>Falcon's ult can activate on 2nd.>Speed Eater works on 3rd or above.Add more interesting skill buffs or shits I somehow missed.
Taiki Buffs? im a happy man
>>724919369I don't need any more SRs
>>724919270No one has even rolled for her yet chill. Their hands are tied the moment she releases but if she's released in a "fixed" state then it's better for everyone. If you really wanna play her you won't be branded as a braindead metaslave, and she won't be so strong that people get sick of her. It's genuinely better for game health>Slippery slope fallacyIt's fun to let people play strong units, cards, etc. But when something is so strong it eclipses everything else, it should get finetuned. Gachas are anathema to this, but I truly believe this is good for overall game health
>>724919419Nah that's real. The new concert outfit really shows off their chest, unlike the school uniform.
THE SAVIOR OF THE GAME
>20% guts gaindasca bros!
>>724919405
first time i've trained bourbon, fucking adorable
>>724919415Yes, gold shitty is a great unique now
>>724919223Oh, cool. Is there an update page link I can look at to see what's gonna happen?
>McQueen on the paid banner, already have her at 4 starsFUCK, I knew this would be a waste
>All those support card buffs>welfare SSR Dober unchanged and still hot garbagekinda mad
>>724919419No.
>>724919426>Taiki ult can't combo with Red ShiftFUCK MY MILE ACE TAIKI I GUESS
>the meta is up to us nowHoly fucking shit this is huge.
>>724919510>he rolled on the scam banner
This is a FANTASTIC day
>>724919368>>724919523All that and she's still fucking ugly.
>>724919523
>>724919368Milk truck is here
>>724919369I was thinking of doing that maybe. My Creek and my Kitasan are both 1LB. There is no way I won't pull a single Kitasan during her re-run, right? ahahah
>>724919505https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
>>724919505https://umamusume.com/news/100040/If it even is up, it crashed
>>724919387no reason to use air groove if you have SSR falcon
>>724918475damn that's umazing
>>724916707Janitor application acceptance emails are being sent out. Please remember to check your spam box!
>>724919521The welfare of this month's Halloween event is decent for Front.
Im so fucking excited
SHE CAME. I'M SO HAPPY!
>>724919628Holy kek
So we have to figure out aoharu and a completely unknown meta in DAYS
>>724919541guide makers are shitting themselves in frustration
>>724919571holy
>20% powerSo does she just stomp on all the other umas now?
>>724919662Yes, get ready to become first rate FAGGOT
>>724919662i don't even know the current meta, i just train how i feel like
>>724919605>If
>>724919628Why did Oguri do it?
It's over for third rate bros
>>724917939The anniversary update and rework of stats like Guts came early, so now they can't just blindly regurgitate the previous JP meta for various patches since we're now operating under novel conditions until we catch up to JP
>>724918695Have you drawn other umas as well? That's really nice
The meta will be simple. Wait for the youtubers to make guides and then just build to counter those strategies because sloptuber viewers won't think for themselves
This calls for a celebratory ass picking.
BUT WHERE ARE THE BORROWS INCREASE
>>724919737I'LL NEVER LISTEN TO (((UMATUBERS))) AGAIN
Congrats for any anons that has Suzuka. Just bring her on any CM and those Seiuns and S.Marus will be dead.
>>724919737Even witgod is a fraud now
>>724919779can double dominator stop her?>t. suzukalet
>>724919779Ehh but don't you have to stam max? It won't work on medium/long CMs.
>>724919462See >>724919270
>>724919813No one knows anon
All these changes are interesting, but what the hell are the new trainee events?
I guess CyGames is actually taking Global seriously.
>>724919813No one knows, this is completely unknown
>>724919813That's good only against angling and scheming fronts, it won't do much against someone 20 lengths ahead from you
>>724919628>the White Lightning
>>724919201man i should really get back to reading grand blue
>>724919848More secret events, fatter rewards for secret events, better event rewards, etc
>>724919852The world was strong. We proved our worth. Now the real challenge begins
And a yee haw, yippee ki yay to you, young lady.
I need the leader of the pequod and the council of first rates RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW, what do i do as a witlet?
>>724919903>covering up taiki's tummysick freak
>>724919368Holy fuck
>>724919934Masturbate
>>724919895I just wish I knew exactly what they were. I can only see the current events and rewards.
>>724919934>what do i do as a witlet?Same as everyone else: SINK OR SWIM!
Getting these changes early fucking sucks because I'm missing some of the stuff that's getting buffed
>>724919934As soon as the patch drops it's just gonna be practice lobbies all day every day until we figure out what works.
>>724919829That Suzuka didnt need to win. Any front blockers will be made easily with any Runaway Suzuka
>>724919934pray to shiraoki for guidance
So is gametora obsolete?
>>724919829Unity Cup says hi
H-how many Guts cards do we need for our deck? Aside Urara and Tannhauser this is all I have
>>724919954uma tummies are for grabbing and squeezing
>>724919934
>>724920021ANONNO ONEKNOWS
>>724919852>>724919896Really wondering how much juice they expected Global to have at the beginning and if they got slapped awake after watching the response over the last months
AIIIEEEE SAVE ME FUKU POSTERS WE MADE A MISTAKE GENOCIDING YOUR KIND
>>7249200216
>>724919934Go for snow cone?
>>724920021I hate to say it but this is really unknown territory /v/ro, any advice given right now is probably a gaslight
>>724919549I shouldn't have given into the urge. Lesson learned.
7 and they add more borrows early.
The Green Devil Stakes is going to be an absolute bloodbath
>>724920021Two if not using Creek. One if you're using Creek.
>>724919731That's the only one that isn't already available on boorus, but I'm working on an Eishin now to celebrate her coming home.
if i don't care about pvp that much, this won't change my experience with the game much, right?
>>724920012Gametora still has all of the mechanics listed and the future content stored, all they have to do is switch the English character/support card/skill pages to the JP versions. You can go look at the changes now if you change the server setting in the top right
REMEMBER BOYS HALF ANNI JUST STARTEDTHE RIDE ISN’T OVER
>>724920087>>724920090AAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE SOMEONE STOLE MY 7 AGAIN
>>724920090>Have to endure 3 borrows a day for at least one more yearBEHEAD FUKUTARDS
>>724916707Apparently not because they just deleted our new thread.
>>724920130You can still do your own thing but it massively races the performance of your umas
>>724920130Your career will be easier since they nerfed the bad chances like bad conditions.
>>724920024also punchingand kissing
>>724920130It'll make your girls generally stronger and give you a bit more to do with careers, but you're more interested in the upcoming Aoharu scenario for something new otherwise.
Aw man what a week, what do you mean it just began?
>>724920024Vivlos spotted.
>>724920157I just saw that happen. Umamusume is really persecuted everywhere huh
>>724920135>first anniversary just dumps EVERY skill evolution into global
>he ignored Seriru-sama advice on prioritising MLB HaruUmamusume is Wit game
>>724920163>>724920176>>724920196i see. not like i don't do team trials and the cups or anything, but i don't do any specific training for the cups for example.
>>724920130For casuals careers will actually be much easier.
>>724920130bad rng is dead, no more night owl or creek not showing up or slacker or failing 2% into mood awful
AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELP A BIG NIGGER IS RAPING MY SEIUN SKYYYYYYYYYY
In case you didn't realize, CyGENEROUS basically just gave you a greenlight to run and experiment with your oshis. If you're still going to try to metaslave after this you're just a faggot
I need to pivot real fast to try and lose just a tiny bit less, what cards do I use for big boobie beach Maruzen for the cup
>>724920265Extremely based post, ill even ignore the use of oshi
>>724920135If we could have UI QoL like quick TT or more sticker icons, that would be perfect
>>724920265My oshis aren't in the game. How about cy"generous" don't make us wait 5 years for the new ones
>>724919554A head full of smart and a belly full of guts, who can defeat us?
>>724920260oh, that sounds very pleasant actually.
>>724920265Brother there is 8 days between patch release and the next cup. That is not enough time to do experimentation.
>>7249202954 speed 1 stam 1 wit
I hope running this on 0LB is worth it.
Gotta be one of the best days in /v/ma historu
>>724920265but helios isn't in the game yet
>>724920265Shut the fuck up retard it's still a CM every 2 weeks
>>724920062Didn't global become their third most profitable release or something? I don't think anyone could have predicted that level of success without sounding crazy or naively optimistic
GOLDEN AGE OF /v/MA BEGINS
slop creators in absolute shambles
TOTAL METAFAG DEATH
Reminder to level up your Urara and friends now for that sweet sweet +0.2% TT score boostpic related no longer a bad cardin a week
Imagine being a doomposter
You just know there's gonna GUTlets everywhere in Virgo who won't realize it's been fixed
i'm scared and don't know how to build now
>>724920419>early access to a fucking guide
>>724920419LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>724920336why is he like this
>>724920350Don't get it twisted, it's good for groundwork parent farming but you'll want other cards in your deck instead of her, so you'll probably drop her when training a front Ace.
>>724920454Virgo is going to be a mickey mouse crown
My Vodka kept winning last CM and now it's my Grass.I think I'm a late gambler trainer
>>724920468He has jannies to clean him up for free
>>724919570Imagine if Arisu-chan had tits like that...
Still wont farm fans, be happy with my increased runs chrono chan
>>724920419>paypigging a fucking regurgitated guide from JP
Thread is moving so fast nobody will notice that /v/ma has another spot open. Someone just randomly left the club.>Club ID: 570139754Same as usual:>let us know if you're gonna be gone for 4 days or more>try to do one career a day (failures are fine)Come join us for our weekly BBQ and Seiunlet beheading.
Guys I should be fucking sleeping, what the fuck happened, did I miss another thread before this one where the bomb was dropped, what do I do now?
>>724920336man, being a horse must be awesome. as long as you don't break a leg at least.
>>724920480>don't have my own falco>need to borrow falco instead of another card like MLB Yaeno when training front parents if I don't want to see Air Groove give me every skill except groundwork followed by +6 gutsFuck this early update
This makes being a seiunlet even sadder, frontgods are even stronger
>>724920419>Paywalling knowledge for a jap guideSo glad cygames btfo these grifters and scammers forever
>>724920562>He doesn't know
>>724920580Beats borrowing an Oguri I guess
>>724920562ANON THE GAME HAS CHANGED, EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS OBSOLETE
>>724920589There is no front buffs though. The only uma rn to get Runaway is Suzuka and it mogs other fronts.
>>724920562ITS OVER EVERYTHING YOU KNEW WAS WRONG
>>724919426>Taiki's ult now works at later timing (second half of final corner) but increased duration. Can't be comboed with red shift, but better on certain tracks.What the fuck?
>>724920562Tl Dr: MASSIVE overhaul of the game, multiple years of updates were dropped at once, meta is dead and completely unknown, every uma got mega buffed, bad rng is dead, it's too much to explain
IS IRON WILL GOOD NOW?
>>724920608>>724920641>>724920664What the fuck guys, I woke up as if there was a disturbance in the Umaforce, what the FUCK do I do now? I just missed the funniest thread of all time too
>>724920265But I don't even have Seiun...
Never mind not gonna uninstall, im hyped
>>724920562>>724911897
>>724920439I'll admit I doomposted a bit when they confirmed the new scenario would be dropping in the middle of Leo, but I'm all in on hopium again with these changesAfter all the suffering I went through trying (and failing) to make Scarlet work in Cancer cup, I'm extremely happy to see her getting gigabuffed like this
>>724920685Taikishitters on suicide watch lmao!
>>724920739thread got autosaged at 150 and it blazed to bump, /vg/ is in flames too
>>724920751Honestly yeah shes one of the BIG winners of the patch
God these patch notes are so long, I don't even know what to make of it all aside from >Guts strong now>Some skills strong now>Less likely to get bad RNG in careersWhat should I be changing in my training routine when the balance drops? So far all I've got is:>Haru SSR is now an instaslot like Kitasan and Super Creek>Nimble Navigator is now a must have skill for everyone in every race type since it increases accel>Suzuka might be OP for a while since she's the only one that can run as a Big NigAnything else?
We're gonna have lots of test rooms now. Threads will be nothing but /v/mabros racing for the love of it.This is gonna be fucking great.
>>724920805Front doesn't need Nimble Navigator
>>724920805Not yet, i think once people calm down and our top toreinas strategize we'll get a clearer picture of this
>>724920854KEK
>>724920419KEKLMAOKWAB
wait, has this update already happened? i just logged on and started doing my dailys
>>724920732It's far better than it was, because it can proc in either Early Race OR Mid Race now. You still have to be running right behind a girl pretty much, but you have like 70% of the race for it to activate on.
>need creek>need kitasan>need uraraHOW DO I FUCKING GET GOOD SKILLS WHEN HALF MY DECK IS MANDATORY STAT STICKS
No!I can't believe what I see!Everything's upside down and it makes no sense to me!In my Curren's stateI can't win the stakes!If you hold things back I swear I'll change her fate!You gotta hold it back!>no can doI'm so pissed!>Guts now existHishi, let me stay back in the past!Without guts my girls won't go fast!Hishi, let me stay back in the past!Let me make sure my girls won't get gassed!Hishi, let me stay back in the past!Without guts my umas won't go fast!Hishi, let me stay back in the past!
Is there a way to change race wear with the new event outfit?
>>724920815It will be utterly fucking impossible to get a room now
>>724920875Drops on the 11th.
>>724920419Post the other one that says fuck you cygames
>>724920854MY Yamato Nadeshiko doesn't need such underhanded tactics
>>724920875In a week anon, this is essentially the last week of uma musume, we are entering uma 2
>>724920732It can activate mid-race after the patch, meaning its useable now.Also, now it only activates after 5 seconds during early race, so no more immediate activations on it.BoFA can still activate as soon as the race begins.
>>724920909phew, okay. thought i was more retarded than i previously figured.
>>724920704>every uma got mega buffed, bad rng is deadWHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK >>724920748>I missed an entire threadNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>Apparently I missed 2 autosaged threadsNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>I DREAMED I GOT A DUPE IN THE PAID BANNERFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>724920815What fucking testing? CMs are days apart.
Guts now/before>Only comes into play when you run out of StaminaGuts in a week on the 11th>Comes into play before you run out of stamina, higher number during final sprint reduced stamina drain rate when too low>Comes into play if you have too much stamina on final sprint, lets you burn extra stamina for top speed boost>Higher guts = better at doing bothIs that right?
>>724920878Holy shit that's basically a decent free gold stam skill then
teiobro btw
>>724920562We're basically in uncharted territory now. Everything you knew about the game since launch can be disregarded after this patch. We have to trial and error like JP did. This will ultimately separate the people who actually know how to theorycraft from the people who were just recycling info from sloptubers and guidemakers who themselves were just recycling info from old JP guides.
>>724920902I dont think you can
THIS IS SO EXCITING
Kill yourself, pedo.
GAME IS FIXED
>THE CP-SPAMMING JANNY IS SEETHINGYOU ARE NEVER GETTING RID OF US
Huh, that explains it
>more stats in career>more stuff in career
Kys janny
>>724920956Yes, guts might be the most important stat in the game now
>>724920336>clean me up, janny
is that club points I see in the thread?
>>724916707this isn't a general it's a topical thread about a recent videogame patchnote buffing a stat in the videogame
>>724921063BOURBON NO
>>724921036The NTR thread was even faster
>>724921036ha-hayai!
WHAT DO YOU GUYS MEAN BY RNG IS DEAD?
>watching last chapter of Brian's story>against Top CunDamn it would be nice if they play a jet engine during the showdown>they literally do that exact fucking thingThere's so much love poured into these cutscenes holy shit.
>>724921047
>>724920956Guts is also applied to the final calculation on your Last Spurt speed regardless of your stamina.
so when are we getting increased borrows?
>>724921093READ THE FUCKING PATCH NOTES, NO MORE RIGHT OWL OR SLACKER OR MISSING EVENTS
>>724921093It's not dead, it was greatly improved, but you can still get fucked by inspiration because lmao fuck you
>>724921129>>724921136HOLY SHIT ARE THEY MAKING EVENT CHAINS ALWAYS FINISH?
>>724921112NOW just wait until part 3 for the announcementT. John Cygames
>>724920265Jungle Pocket isn't in for another 2 years at least, and Tamamo Cross is guaranteed to suck.
>>724921091You should see /vg/s
>>724921154
they didn't buff Haru? She can't even use the best guts card in the game...
>>724921112In this patch. Up to 5 now.
i'm already retarded even with looking at guides to figure out what i should be trying, i'm going to be totally lost with this update, huh?
Gold City exclusive upgrade. Dominator + Gold Stamina Heal all in one.
>>724921197Bullshit, WHERE
>>724921129>>724921136What about the coin flip cards where you get either a gold skill or a shittier skill?
>>724921154thank you John Cygames!
>>724921212You can still get AGEMASEN
>>724921212Sorry about that...
>Has the best reign undisputed
>>724921206Just wait until our top tier trainers figure shit out
What are they planning /v/?
>>724921197no u
REMINDER >>724920551
>SEETHING THIS MUCHI hope you rot in prison or get killed you pedophile
The great umapocalypse is upon us, can't wait to vindicate all those SSR Guts pulls.News aside,>17/20 in CMMuch better than I anticipated, only lost to S. Maru really.
>>724921206Personally, I'm waiting for the google docs player to update their shit, but if we happen to be in uncharted territory that would make things way more fun.
>>724921259I FUCKING KNEEL TO GRASS SAMA
>>724921272How to guarantee we all win plat
>won a race by 10 lengthsWaiter! More stamlets please!
>>724921259Ass Wonder...
>>724921310We ARE in uncharted territory, it's time to experiment
>>724921310I guess they'll just import the up-to-date theory from the JP Reference Guide. Now for what's meta and what's not, it's different.
So what's the new target stat spread?Old priority wasMax speedStamina to 600/800/1000/1200 depending on lengthPower to 600+ (even higher on shorter races)Guts to 300 (Higher priority than power now?)Wit 400+ (even higher on shorter races/front runners)
>>724921259HOW CAN OTHER QUEENS EVEN COMPETE? (TBF THE PATCH NOTES WILL BE IN ANOTHER QUEEN'S REIGN)
I wonder which umas are the biggest winners of the patch? Nothing to do but test rigorously
>>724921341Dont get too cocky, Class A is when shit always gets real
>>724921305Who carried?I was also 17/20 with Smaru getting 7, pacer 7 and LS 32 of the losses were on 3xlate starts lolPut LS in last minute. Pump is much more reliable on this track
>>724921378Think URA NPC.
>>724921387A good queen paves the way for her successor
Resist the urge to make a new thread for at least an hour, give things a chance to cool off
>>724921378I guess the main thing is that guts training does give you half speed and half power so you could replace either a speed card or a power card
>>724921438>Straight 700s across the boardYou may not like it but this is the ideal Uma body
>>724921503Oh shit that's right, i suppose stamina is the useless stat now?
>>724921439Grass truly is the best monarch, we are blessed to have her, fuck burgers
>>724921513I know Digital you've been ruining my rolls for support cards endlessly.
>>724920551Isn't this the club with excel spreadsheet tracking every member?
>>724921539Extra stamina gets turned into extra speed.
if you don't have 1200 guts for next CM don't even bother entering you've been warned
>>724921419Tachyon won
SHE WON
>>724921539Not quite stamina is still going to have a lot of uses, you'll need to better balance your uma now
>>724921576No, that's /v/madacchi.
>>724921539Ooniges still need extra stamina in case they compete with other ooniges, so it balances out, while everyone else can focus on other stats, so it sort of balances out
Jesus fuck free plats incoming for the rest of aoharu
>Guts rework before /v/ triple crownTHEY RUINED EVERYTHING, THEY RUINED THE MEME RUNS
>>724921576No? Anon none of the clubs really care lol
>>724921608Grass is so deserving of a do/v/ble crown but I don't think many are running her for Leo
>>724921641Lol, this is much better though, I WILL TRAIN GUTS AND I AM HAPPY
>>724921641Green Devil might be a lot more dangerous, but Hopeless Stakes might have just gotten extra kino.
>>724921684I am, and she's winning more than I thoughtI'll keep trying till the final day to make an even more perfect one
>>724921436Pretty even between Grass Wonder and Oguri, Grass Wonder performed much better than expected, I have a slightly better one to try out tomorrow.
>>724921608Greatest queen of all time, how do you even surpass this reign?
>>724921503Any anons that did a 6 guts run, can you please enlighten us on what a Lvl 5 3+ rainbow friendship guts training looks like? I'm trying to workshop something here
Say something nice about your next q/v/een, /v/ma.
>>724921628If its a casual club, I am interested to join.
>>724921751She's flat as fuck!
>>724921750HIGHLY doubt anyone did that
>>724921751Picture unrelated?Anyway, all hail the new queen, Taishin!
>>724921774Lol, anon that's not actually a real club....join /v/agabond, we are casual
>>724921751Why is she good again?
>>724921751
>>724921809She's flat as fuck AND short as fuck!
>>724921774Then seize the opportunity and send an invite to /v/ma, you just need to do one career a day, good ending or failed
>>724921809Potentially
>>724921740>Dominator with that WIT>That WIT in general
>>724917335>Borrow being rikoyou need your own riko (4* R is fine) so you can borrow laisu
so basically, i'll have to relearn a lot of stuff about the game next week?
>>724921774It's a sweaty casual A+ club
>>724921828She got access to the runway style, a front runner that starts the race in last spurt mode. So instantly accelerating to top speed and winning by like a million lengths shes the ONLY front runner that can do it
>>724921751She's my nige
>>724921809She >COULD be the next queen...
>>724921774It's pretty laid back. If you can follow the rules I already laid out then you'll fit right in.
>>724921742It's impossible. However we do know whoever is Queen when MANT drops will be the worst Queen of all time
>>724921872WE'LL ALL RELEARN A LOT OF STUFF
>>724921817This?
>>724921872>a lot EVERYTHING
>you WILL roll on riko>you WILL make front runners>you WILL get christmas oguri cap>you WILL get SSR smart falcon>you WILL use silence suzuka>you WILL use debuffs if you don't
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO BACK TO SLEEP AFTER LEARNING ALL OF THIS? SOMEONE LINK THE 2 PREVIOUS THREADS AS WELL I HAVE TO READ THEM
>>724921936Come on in, just put /v/ somewhere in the profile so we can make sure its you
>>724921907let this guy go to /v/agabond danchode, he's not the one
My fuhrer... your wit cards...they're no longer needed.
>>724921750I have this, 2/4 deck, kinda hard to actually get guts to level 5.
Is there really only 3 people with 9 star guts umas on their profiles? Damn. That's what chrono says
>>724921952archives NOW FUCK OFF YOU NEED TO TRAIN YOUR WIT NOW, THIS IS RED ALERT
>>724921751She deserves a sudden breast expansion that leaves her unable to see her feet and leaking milk everywhere
>>724921952There's nothing to learn except doomposting
>>724921973Up to him.
>>724921969Oops, my bad. Its me with Rice Shower.
>>724921952nothing to learn, we're all in the dark
>>724922005>DoompostingAnon these are the best news this game have ever gotten
>>724921936Yes, that's my club. If you put /v/ in your profile you are welcome here.
>>724921982My god it's beautiful
Apologize to tazuna
>>724921979>Getting Guts changes this early into the game before we can get more cardsWe're so fucked
>>724921982okay, guts looks pretty neat actually. i think that gave me a boner
>>724922035youtuber shills would disagree >>724920419
>There are anons who missed out on the shitstorm
>>724922073
>youtuber livestream doing tier list after patch>had Suzuka less than D tier for hours>just now realized she's S+>/v/ knew this immediatelyWhy the fuck did I ever watch these Korean retards?
>>724922073I'm sorry......sorry you're a WHORE!
>>724922113Anon....you don't frequent these threads do ya? /v/ and /vg/ are unironically the best place in the internet to get uma advice
>>724922113>he doubted
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONGSLOW IS FAST GUTS IS GOOD AND HARU'S STRONG
>>724922106This shitstorm isn't stopping anytime soon, we've only just begun
>>724922005>>724922026I meant after learning about the patches, how am I able to go back to sleep? My adrenaline is through the roof. And I'm probably one of the few Europoors awake at this hour, this is going to hit like crack cocaine in peak hours
am i finally not going to get terrorized by back to back mood down events?
Slow down with your containment general horsefucker
>>724922113We have anons that popularized the falcon meta and had 90%+ win rates in ALL cms, i only trust the retards here
I... I like Vodka.
>>724921862Yeah they aren't the brightest bulbs in the shed but even at that wit skills have like 70% proc chance, I just gamble that one of them pops off.
>>724922198No, lmao
>>724922198YES WE ARE FREE
We're still in this awkward phase of no new scenario and no new patch yet. I think I'll just do like 1 career a day until unity. Who wants to put up with more night owl roulettes at this point, knowing what's coming?
>>724922205WHO IS THIS CREATURE
El's earpussy...
But i want Eishin....
>>724922227>uma is luck game
Okay but where's the auto?
SHE IS VIABLE NOW!!!!!
>>724922154
>>724921903Why only her?
>>724922204>We have anons that popularized the falcon metaMaybe in /v/ itself but it all began when people reported getting their ass kicked by falcons on public rooms
>>724922261anon your 3* guts parents. I KNOW you don't have any
>>724922113It's already starting, huh? Basically every sloptuber and guidemaker got hardcore fucked by this patch and we're about to see who actually knows their way around the game and who was just parroting shit from JP guides for grifting purposes.
>>724922272im too happy to call you a teiobro
>>724922091We get a decent welfare guts card next month
how long till the new meta settles?from what im reading guts is good?
what do we run on parent runs now bros
What the fuck did I miss
>10% guts>20% witSmart and gutsy, it's good to be a Biwafag right now.Taishin is good too. BNW is back baby.
>>724922309I have a lot more than 9 1* guts though. Basically the same thing
What is gonna happen to my MLB Kitasan black?
>>724922362Even better
>>724922327>A single GUTS cardWow, thank you!
So how much am I suppose to invest in guts now that we got the rebalance update?Should I consider adding guts cards now?
maybe we can actually enjoy training now instead of minmaxxing r-right?
>>724922113Must've lacked the critical information that Suzuka is the ONLY runaway in the entire game for nowAccording to gametora there are only 6 umas who ever get the skill (not counting their alts), and the next one—Palmer—won't be out for another 5 months or so
>>724922362>More likely to get her events of complete profBuff
>>724922297When the BigNig running style was released with Turbo, it got added to like 4 other Umas. Of those Umas, only Suzuka is on Global right now
>>724922342Smart Falcon card is mandatory on groundwork parents going forward. It's a guaranteed groundwork
>>724922274I just read that V.Bourbon is useless after this, is that true?
>another thread goneGlory to the UMA new order
>>724922330Urara becomes queen of /v/ma on the 11th
>>724922384If you aren't a mumbling idiot, then you already have Tannhauser's and Urara's MLB cards
>>724922330We have a week until the meta is gone and we walk an unknown road
>>724922389Depends on how MANT is treated
>>724916707Proof?
>>724922389Unironically yes, this is the time for experimentation
>mile maven activation is now top 5 instead of first placeholy FUCK taikibros
so getting the 1 year update early means more gibs and guts is good now? Can I run guts instead of stamina or how does this work for the new campaign? I'll probably reinstall tomoro.
>>724922362MLB nerfed since she won't sit in guts as much2LB buffed
A truly umazing Mambo Monday.
>Wow I've got a decent amount of gold lying around>Now have to max out 4+ guts cardsAh...
>>724922389>Might controls everything, and without strength, you can never win any races.
>>724922439Honestly this gave me industrial quantities of hopium MANT will be okay
>>724922434NTA but I don't have MAMBO'S MLB card because I didn't make enough event points, she's LB3 FUCK
Post your gutsmaxxed umas. You do have one, right anons?
>>724922421Which thread? This is fine
>>724922467Give me your time machine, chief
wait so stamina is just dead weight now?
>>724922465We don't know yet. Nobody knows. It's a new meta, Anon.
>>724922465Anon....this is multiple years of buffs all at once, nobody knows how this meta is gonna work, this is completely UNKNOWN
>>724922458I'm so happy I get to train my wife to be a real winner again.
>>724922505this screenshot is from august
>>724922561She won something?
>>724922531Stamina has even more uses now, like with dueling or how your uma can burn excess stamina into extra speed
>>724922362You're actually going to consistently get Professor of Curvature now
>>724922434Enjoy still running the same cards, but now you also have to sacrifice some turns for mandatory guts training
So this is good, right?
I APOLOGIZEI WILL NEVER EVER DOOMPOST AGAIN
>>724922531Stamina is even better now since there used to be a threshold and now excess stamina gets burned for extra speed.
Thanks, I am in.
>>724922579Yeah, my heart.
these are all the guts cards i own
>>724922598That's not how aoharu works, and this is the last (You) you're getting.
>>724922496That's me but with Special Retard's speed card. Forever MLB3 and my account forever bricked
>>724922603max out that urara, anon
I'm re@dy
>>724922467>he doesn't know
I feel bad for any bastard that went to bed at a normal time
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DAILY FREE 10 PULLS??????
>>724922615>/v/agabond just scammed this guy out of getting into the top /v/ clubOh no no no...
>>724918235it's just the 1st anni buffs. and no qol
>>724922704Der/v/ is full though
This is the most excited I've ever been for the game
>>724922505I'm curious to actually try this build out after the changes.
>over 900k saved to lvl GUTs cardsHere's what I got.
>Good ace run>Hot Spring ticket>3* Power sparkI LOVE DOTO
>>724922659Concession accepted
>>724922717yeah full of bitches
>>724922531Stamina matters because you still drop like a rock when you run out of it, if you go into Late Race with 0 Stamina you better recover some. And it matters even more for Front Runners because they'll simply DIE without enough.
>>724922702When Unity goes live
THANK YOU FOREVER YOUNG
>>724918237i don't care about oshis anymore. i only want oonige.
>>724922702LIKE TWO DAYS ANON
>>724922729>MLB whining ticket
BROS IF THEY DID THIS FOR HALF ANNI JUST IMAGINE WHAT THEY HAVE IN STORE FOR FULL ANNIVERSARY
>>724922723Cards?
>>724922707Thats factually wrong, less mood or event RNG is QOL. And there are many buffs that are from 1.5 or 2nd anniversary. 2st anniversary did not have stuff like spot struggle or the guts buff
>>724922743KEK
>>724922793They'll remove Oguri from the game?!
>>724922717Yeah, full of SHIT.
FREE 5 STARS FOREVER YOUNG WHEN????
sparking for riko just became mandatory btw
>>724922793>100 free pulls in kitasan turn into 150
Uh oh /v/mafags melty!
>>724922845They buffed her pal card including the R one though, its not mandatory
Is there any site that shows the difference between levels for unique skills?
I LOVE MY FUARKING RIVALS
>>724922729EXPLODE
>>724922810Invest in Ines Fujin stocks, that card is really good, although she's an energy thief and her gold is random.
>>724922729yikes, reroll time
>>724922845Correct, I will be sparking Manhattan Cafe
>>724922845The only downside her R version had is not having her last event chain, she's good now.
>>724922878Theres a jp one, I think every level is like a 10% boost or something
>>724922845Doto sparking with 20% guts!
I'm so fucking excited bros
>>724922729>MLB BijinYEPPERS!!!
>>724922434>MamboCLEATED>UraraYeah I gots that
>>724922784Fuck yeah, it's so exciting not even knowing I rolled good shit when I threw $80 at the first Kitasan banner and nothing since.
>>724922873>R Card buffOh yeah, that's an interesting outcome for Aoharu.
>>724922893The /v/ma - der/v/ rivalry is kino.
>Let's pump is no longer necessary for latesfinally
>Wake up>Feel i must check 4chanWhat the fuck
>Never did any serious parent grinding>Patch comes early>No more bad RNG>Guts rework>The dogshit Falcon card I got on a random pull is now guaranteed GroundworkLazy FAGGOTS win again
>>724922729>that tickezoEXPLOOOODE
>>724922963CROSS COUNTA
>>724919378i can only hope
>>724922963>rivalryThey wish
>>724922976>Just spent this past week training Ryan parentsfucking shoot me
GREATEST DAY
>>724922963>the /v/ma vs one guy in der/v/ rivalry from last month
I feel bad for burnouts
>>724922976What are they running now then?
>>724922902>No spec priority until lvl45-50I don't have $1000 to invest
>>724923013...to win at the dishwashing competition, which der/v/ has won 7 times in a row.
>>724920685that makes it gigacore for cm5 btw which red shift is bricked on
>>724922963/v/mafags are so desperate for any fame, they don't even have their own stalker schizo
this feels like a complete fever dream not gonna lie, when do we wake up?
>>724923035So? Its cool asf
>>724923016I unironically don't know what to do nowGuess it's just time to do some fun runs
>>724923074You tell 'em /v/mapyoiGOD
LMAOOOOOOOO
>>724923074Yes they do, it's the janny.
>>724923075>when do we wake up?We don't.
>>724923105For me, it's Condor Pasa (Fantasy) parent building time
>>724922976Why?
WHAT DO I DO WITH MY TP
>>724923075Unfortunately, your lil prick was not a dream TaMicro
>>724920265still in love releases in 4.5 years....i will metafag until then
>>724923059Whatever pace runs. The new lane movement system makes blocking unviable
>>724923151WHATEVER YOU WANT ITS A FREE WORLD
>>724922994>been grinding fans for the /v/ros exclusively for the last two weeks because why try for Leo and the new scenario is coming?>patch notes dropI made the right call.
>>724923151/v/ma has a spot open
>>724923128>>724922994See >>724920480You are not allowed to skip parent grinding for 1000 hours, you cannot use the SSR in ace runs
Now this is a good fucking day
>>724923191Oh come on now, you said you're going to chill this month and now you're kicking people again?
>>724923151Use it for your bunghole, dumbass.
>>724923151A career sounds good!
Imagine how fun the stakes will be
Holy mother of updates, came too late for the thread but still gonna remind everyone club *ASTER* (ID=328904426) has 4 spots available!The club itself has no quotas but like for many clubs a modicum of activity is desired, and the same applies to shoe trading. Relatively lax on all fronts nonetheless and welcoming to all kinds of trainers, both new and veteran. If anyone is looking for a club be sure to check us out, and if possible, indicate you're from here on your profile comment when applying for membership.On the event the ID above doesn't get you to the club here's my ID=890749337824 so you can find your way to it. Hope to see you there.
>>724923151You should eat your vegetables
>>724923240Not actually kicking, a guy left on his own for no real reason. Weird cuz he was a good guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6ZkLWCdE6oAll the content leechers are forced to think now and some of the shit they are sprouting is hiliarously wrong
>>724923235Getting guaranteed Groundwork for parent farming is still really good
I will shrimply run 6 guts
>>724923235I'm the anon you're quoting and I'll also add that this is the perfect time to grind some power groundwork parents.
>>724920649>There is no front buffs thoughthere are tons of front buffs>early lead no 5s timer>dodging danger / prudent positioning giving speed>free non rng groundwork
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT /v/ IM GOING TO TAKE THE TITLE OF STRONGEST
>>724923298Yeah, (((on his own)))Was it 10 or 100 fans below the quota?
>>724923298He was an Oy Neigh spy. Umassad, if you will.
>>724923306>vodka>mayano>Spffttt hahaha
>>724923240A guy joined today and then left on his own hours later. /v/ma has always been chill.
I was trying to make 9* power parent but I'm lost at what to do now.
>>724923306God I hate these FAGGOTS so fucking much, fuck I despise Umatubers
>>724923240>>724923298he didn't want to chill i guess
>>724923370>umassadKEK
>>724923389Look at their S tier listThey are doing the lord's work in spreading misinfo
>>724923368Anon, he never said anything but he was very active and traded shoes
>>724923240/v/mapyoicel alert! /v/mapyoicel alert!
To celebrate, a drink!
>>724923368he didn't want to join the disc
>>724923379Huh? i thought it was a different guy
>>724923368He didn't submit for penis inspection day, so he had to go.
>>724923426Oy Neigh has many spies embedded in every club. Great Danchou was a warning to the rest of them
>>724923430He's baiting you, just ignore him.
>>724923472Ik this is bait but imagine if a club actually had a discord, what would be the damn point?
>>724923368I'm afraid he didn't meet the burger quota
>>724923481arr rook same
>/v/ clubs are tryhard>check the club I got a MLB Nature from>/vg/Holy
>>724923493Oy Neigh's danchou is blatantly sitting and chilling in /v/mapyoi as we speak
Will mid tier toreinas be powercreeped?
>>724922284fuck auto where is super-skip mode
Oy Neigh bros how come /v/mapyoi gets to have their own schizo while we don't have anyone like that? (the SEAmonkey doesn't count)
>>724923585He does count
>>724923542Most of them are botting btw. You can just go ask for the github link and they'll tell you
>>724923542
>750+ posts just from patch notesAoharu release is going to be wild>>724923542I have borrowed at least 2 umas from their trainers for CM, they're definitely grinders
>>724923585We're just chill like that
>>724923585Oy neigh sister, we ARE the schizo
>>724923585When will /herse/ get their own schizo? i feel like we are not relevant despite being active, i wonder what danchous plan is...
>>724923542All that work...just to job at the finish lineI don't care which club you're in that's GOTTA hurt!
the three anons above me are all hotumaglue call center employees
>>724923618Aoharu release will be a completely unusable thread, remember these are slow hours on a work day.
>>724923607You mean to tell me they have to cheat to get that high while /v/ma hardly tries and is in the 300s?
>>724918475Saved
>>724923514In-g*me chat is so dog pup, I do not bl4m3 any1 for nintendo console there to chat or share th1ngs durng thred down tiem
>>724923618I'm worried they'll kick us out from this many active threads...
>>724922812that's not qol it's a balance change. qol is supposed to be stuff that improves the play experience BESIDES balance changes. like better skip or auto or spending stamina to reroll sparks. none of which have been accelerated yet despite cygames saying they would accelerate qol patches
I am upset that i have no guts cards
>>724923650>100m offAINEC
>>724923668The fan count gets exponential the higher you go
>>724923151parent runs with spe chud, her ult was buffed. get one with 3* gutskino
>>724923702All you need is Urara and Mambo
Since the thread is going so fast ill admit it: I fap to stego
>he cleated his Mambo cardo im laffin
>>724923696WE GOT THIS ANON, LOCK IN
>>724923378mayano's added secret event gives guaranteed straightaway spurt which will be handy for later CMs but doesn't matter too much for virgo
>>724923748>3* guts farming noware we really doing this?
Am I actually bricked without mambo
>>724923768>fapping to flattiesNGMI
>>724923768High test post
>>724923815Doesn't it gives one of each style skill?
>>724923768okay but to which artwork exactly
thread is moving so fast nobody will see that I'm a bijinbro, yeppers!
>>724923861What is that anon testing?
A game is not supposed to have this many 800 post threads on /v/ I think, they might autoautosage them just to keep them within regular post limits, or just ban them all together
>>724923831You can get by with next month guts welfare card
>>724923831Mambo is shit tier compared to Urara. I don't think her SSR is much better than any of the SR MLB guts cards.
>>724923824Yes. Guts now
[UMAZING NEWS]
HOLY KINO THIS UPDATE SAVED THE GAME
>>724923892We'll livebut umm maybe take a break for a little bit
>>724923884What flatties can do to a man
>>724923894>Next month
>use carats to grind parents>get 10 carats from winning a race>do another parent run>get 5 x2 carats from winning a bunch of races
>>724923831Mambo was cut from my Green Devil Cup team like a week ago, she's not good. Like most welfares.
What is it about uma that makes it have good threads compared to gachaslop?
>>724923940Luck CHAD
>>724923668/v/ma barely hit 1 billion fans in october while the minimum for top 100 is 2 billion so they only got half way there
>>724923960Discussion about video games
>>724923965Jesus Christ how horrifying
>>724923940>>use carats to grind parents
>>724923824no, spd/sta/pow are still better but guts is now not bad>>724923869yeah but spurt and slick surge are the more notable ones. and free slick surge isn't that crazy when lates can get the gold version from wit natie now
>>724923965>We have to double the quotaI knew it was gonna happen sooner or later...
>>724923965Pretty good numbers. Heard der/v/ hit 1 billy too.
Okay boys, we are all excited but remember to take a break and have fun
>>724924007And soon so will /v/mapyoi!!!!!
>>724924000Trips unfortunately confirmOh well, back to work!
>>724923960actual gameplay that isn't mindless button mashing?
>>724923965Danchou said he wanted A+He got itIf Danchou says he wants top 100...
>>724924026SLEEVE HANDJOB FROM AGNES TACHYON
>>724924026This news actually invigorated me to do more than my normal single daily career run
>>724924026AT LEAST 10 NEW THREADS
>>724923940>Do TT>Get 10 carats gifts twice in a rowDon't let your RP capped
HOLY SHIT TEIO IS GOOD NOW WE ARE SO BACK
>>724923831You can just use Urara, I doubt you'll need more than 1 guts card
>840+ posts
WAITER100 MORE THREADS (over time)
>>724924038danchou, GET THEM
>>724924007*one guy hit 1 billy
While looking over the patch notes again, I noticed a couple skills among the list of changes that don't seem to actually be in the game yet:>Superstan>Invincible MeSuperstan is probably just the gold version of Uma Stan, since it's listed right under it. Makes sense that it'd be in the files by this point since it's in Digital's kitNot sure what Invincible Me is. Presumably the localized name for an upcoming uma's unique skill, since it's listed right between Spe and Fuji's uniques?
We have to be breaking some sort of record here
>>724924047>actual gameplayIf you have nothing to say, just don't say anything
NOW I AM GETTING EXCITED
>>724924083I literally just pulled her from the paid banner today AND got her four starred due to star pieces I had saved up already. Let's fucking go!...so why is she good again now? thread will expire before you can explain probably
>>724924128You don't even play the game, mambotard...
GIVE ME GUTS TRAINING NOW, I APOLOGIZE TAZUNA
here's to another 4 months you glorious faggots
>>724924105AIIIEEE /V/MAPYOI SISTERS
>>724924000Speaking of quotas I'm saw some club in /vg/ started kicking people who didn't meet the quota at the end of the last month. Before the reset/gibs. The club lost all of the fans from those kicked members too. Those guys are crazy
>>724924128Retarded mambo
>>724924091
>>724924142Lateral movement buffs, her ult is easy to activate now, navigation skills are fucking broken now. Teio is fucking busted
>>724924158Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
>>724924083My cripple crown winner can't be this cute!
>>724924083TEIOBRO PR IS FUCKING BACK
>>724924169Not looking good for /v/mapyoi!
Okay if threads don't slow down Uma might actually be fucked, take a break lads
>>724923940>do 1000 careers>get 500 caratsIt pays for itself!
AHEM
>>724924172That's common knowledge for any danchou worth his salt. It was probably a clueless retard.
>>724923585I can be the spic schizo if that balances out my low fan count
>>724924172that was old
>>724924221THIS WE ARE EXCITED BUT LET IT REST JUST FOR A BIT
>>724924239You are being replaced
She's got a guaranteed spot on my Virgo roster for sure
>>724924217Oy neigh bros??
>>724924124Uhhh...we might.
>>724924274faster!
>>724924221>Implying witlets and euros wont fuck it upBut yes please take a break
>>724924269>B+ SuzukaMy danchou would NEVER
>>724924172I seriously hope they fucked themselves out of S or A+ or whatever they were going for by doing this
>>724924274Lol, the cancer stakes was going at over 8 posts per minute bwo
>>724924265She's not even a miler
>>724924265meant for >>724924083
My winning ticket is winning in cmI love my Derby goblin
>>724924274NOOO THAT RIGHT IS ONLY RESERVED FOR CULTURAL PHENOMENON LIKE SMASH
>bwo>captcha: vg22k
MY FAN COUNT IS RISING ITS OVERFLOWING
whens do CM races reset?
>bwo
>>724924315And Urara isn't a long or turf runner yet she can still win the Arima KinenWhat's your point?
>>724924224yes, and?
>>724924313
HOLY
We've had some truly fucking amazing threads lately
Naisu thread gusyhave a good night
>>724924379KEK
>>724924380E X P L O D E
>>724924380>3 Kingcongrats
>>724924383All thanks to Forever Young saying global
>>724924374I'm genuinely curious to test out her pot5 skill. That plus Technician
>900 posts inevitableLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1000 POSTS
>>724924438DON'T JINX IT
>>724924404
STOP POSTING AND EARN SOME FANS
Shouldn't have dropped the game....
FASTER, HOME STEADHASTE
>General tier post quantity and rate
>>724924438That's two threads worth in one lmao
>>724924431YES Teio will unironically be top tier now
7 and they announce EoS for our 1st anniversary
>e milethe time has not yet come for oshi pvpgo on without me
Should I invest in the gutscoin now?
>>724924461I DON'T KNOW HOW ANYMORE
post fuji before thread eos
>>724924487AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Holy shit I love you all glorious bastards
>>724924487Why didn't we kill all these NIGGERS
>>724924503GUTSCOIN MOONED
>>724924496I ran Teio for Cancer, just do it.
>>724924487Fruakkkkkkk
>Cleated MamboIt's over...
>>724924514
>>724924487Whoops
Last for Taiki.
>>724924487NO
>>724924487AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHDAMN YOUUUUU!!!!!!
>>724924487SHIRAOKI SAMA IS A DEMON
>>724924487
>>724924487DIE FUKUNIGGER
>>724924514Disgusting Fuji, you are not welcome here
>>724924523Shut the fuck up butt picker
grass wonder
>>724924487Fukunigger PR plummeting
Epic bread
>>724924472post quality is much higher
Give it to me straight bros… I only have a two star mambo. Is it over for me?
>oshi
>Hit image limit
>>724924565Fitting for the mightiest jobber
>>724924465Me casé contigo por tus enormes tetas, Scarlet-chan>>724924487FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>image limit reachedFUCK
>>724924608huh mambo is out?
>Image limit and bump limitI kneel...
WHY ARE WE NOT DEAD YET
What's that falco-chan? You can't runaway? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>724924487KILL ALL FUKUTARDS ALSO IMAGE LIMIT
Fuck, images are over...
>>724924586How much of a trainer fucker is grass?
What a week, huh?
1000?
>>724924487KILL ALL FUKUTARDS
>>724924608Glue yourself
>imageboard>can't post imagessugoi...
>>724924643A special week...
>>724924643ITS ONLY MONDAY
>>724924404imagine how much happier rudolph would be with natie as he daughter instead of the gremlin
This thread is a bad omen, Uma is fucked
>>724924643Torena, it's Tuesday.
>>724924487COMMIT SUICIDE FAGGOT
Posting in a sticky
Put me in the screencap!
HOLY SHIT WHAT A THREAD
>>724924643ANON IT HAS BEEN JUST A COUPLE OF HOURS!!!
fukufags are devil worshippersdo not interact and kill on sight
>>724924643ITS BEEN A DAY CAPTAIN
>>724924461gomen, I need to know what kind of new parent to make
Last for 4chan Shakur
what a day
>>724924487>>724892619
See you on the pequod tomorrow fellas
>>724924714KEK
>image limit just went downHUH???
GLORY TO CYGAMES
>>724924714THE ASS OF THE FRANCHISE
Can't wait for tomorrow when all the people who slept through this are gonna get blindsided hard
It's only fucking monday
>>724924714wtf i thought we hit image limit
>>724924680>Best bread ever>Bad omen
>>724924714Would you bros?
>>724924714ASS OF THE FRANCHISE
I'm grinding fans while doing this btw
>>724924714Fat fuck
>>724924763She'd be considered special needs by the time I'm done with her
>>724924714Japan's ass right there.
BAKUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN TO 1000
>>724924768Not me, my TP is full
>>724924768I should be sleeping...
I'm grinding my cock while doing this btw
>>724924759Normal threads can't be this active, somebody won't like this, it's fucked
>>724924714BIGGER!!!!!!SLUTTIER!!!!!!
>>724924763Yes, I pick her butt.
>988 postsHoly shit, what happen?
this patch note would actually kill a frail release month anon
I LOVE CHRONO GENESIS
>>7249248419/11 for umatubers
>>724924841We won
Ez 1000 posts. See you guys next time
>>724924841TAZUNA WON
>>724924841Cykagames saved the game
BAKUSHIN SHIN
10 MORE LENGTHS
>>724924812>non-nintendo threads can’t be this activeFixed it for you
>>724924841PURE KINO
>>724924812It's not a big deal
doing my part
You know how girls will jerk you off with their panties and act all smug?That, but Pasa and her mask
>>724924812/v/MA FIRST THE REST NOWHERE
>>724924841Global's biggest weakness got acknowledged
HIP HIP
APPLY TO /V/MA - 29/30
I was here. I witnessed this with my own eyes./v/mabros, we did it.
WINNING LIVE TIME
>>724924841Cygames rebalanced the game (in a good way)But now the future-proof meta is all fucking deadAnarchymeta reins supreme now
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY
What a privilege to board the pequod with you all
We ran through two threads worth of post in one lmao
The last time I saw this happen was in a cunny thread
UMAPYOI UMAPYOI
>>724924881this but with teio's socks
>>724924928But I only did 5 races, I still have 15 left!
>>724924934So this thread?
>>724924881>PasaHER NAME IS EL
That was great to know you all, umadacchi
What the fuck, I haven't seen a thread move this fast in ages
Special week board
Okay seriously though, why haven't we died yet?
See you later/tomorrow bros
Gentlemen.....
2000 GO
>>724924952MORE LIKE ESL
Esto es el fin, El Condor Pasa
i goon to umas
Janny should just pin this thread desu
>>724924934>>724924951This is how you stop club points spammersmax image limit exceeded
>>724924951https://files.catbox.moe/ye2irm.png
>>724924934Mayano thread incoming?
I'M POSTING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES
>>724924952CONDOR'S MASKJOBS
