HALF-LIFE 3 ANNOUNCEMENT IN 20 MINUTEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUKcAo8AriM
why is everyone dead set on 20 minutes and not 1pm est when the steam store updates?
Marry and reproduce, damn millenials.
>20 minutesvalve doesn't announce shit right at the start of the work day you fucking noncetard dickhead faggot retard niggerwe won't know anything definitively until 3-4PM PST. and convert that to your stupid retard local time first also.
never ever happens
HLX MODELING STATUS?
If it's happening it's still like 2-3 hours awayLeak from last thread. Probably fake but still interesting. I hope HL3 looks this good
>new video uploaded to valve's yt channel with a cryptic title>open it>"RISE AND SHINE MR. FREEMAN>*Hazardous Environments stars playing*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UthQ2gR1bU4post >yfw
HL was never good.
>>726314032FULLY
>>726314032But will she have fully modeled toes?
it WILL not happen.
>Holy fuck half-life CONFIRMED in source 2!!!>Tyler says they'll announce it soon alongside Deckard!>They'll announce HLX with the new hardware!>They'll announce HLX on the 18th!>They'll announce HLX on the 19th!--- YOU ARE HERE --->T-They'll announce HLX at the game awards!>They might announce it in january...>uhh...it must've been delayed to Q2....>.....
it just got put up https://steamdb.info/app/1063600/info/
Tell me, Mr Anon, if you can: you have coped so much, what is it exactly that you have created? Can you name even one thing? I thought not.
>>726313906After all those years this theme still slaps
>>726314079This was a hoax, you can see her toes trough a transparent part of her shoes. Lest we forget the company is named "GameFREAK"
>>726314119Any updates on the other one?
Fuck it's actually fucking happening isn't it? I will literally eat my cum if it doesn't happen
im going to bed
>>726314119>6 years ago
>>726313906Its not gonna be in 20 minutes retard. At least another hour.
>>726314138I made this video today.Does it count?
I’ve been thinking about the hardware announcement and the specific flow of the video. It was focused on a consistent story, revealing things one after another. There were three topics on the list: Controller, Machine, and Frame. And again, the flow was very strict, one after another.You’re all right about exclusives for each console, so I think there will be an Orange Box 2:Portal 3 for Frame or maybe Team Fortress 3, "TF" was in leaks, though it's tough to imagine this in VRL4D3 for Controller with the assumption that the game will also be released on Xbox/PlayStationHL3 for Machine.
>>726313906The problem with these goofy countdowns and mostly arbitrary choice of "the right time" and the "final hour" is that they're just hypemonkey shitposts, which will just be fuel for doomers when the "minute X" comes and goes. Valve may very well announce HL today but these timings sound like doomer falseflags.
>>726313906Source 2?
nearly there, VR exclusive kino
>>726314208better livestream it bitch
>>726314280>shit's not even out yet and people are already giving it dot eyes, eyelashes, and a snaggletooth and fucking itstill not as fast as tendie pedos making splatoon smut DURING THE REVEAL TRAILER but god damn you guys are fast>>726314317the right doomer in the wrong place, can make all the difference in the community.
isn't it supposed to be announced in 1 hour and 20 mins?
>>726314280> MARK ZUCKERBERG> NO YOU DONT> MARK ZUCKERBERG> NO YOU DONT> MARK ZUCKERBERG> NO YOU DONT
I want to see the borealis in 4k 60 fps please and thank you!!! yeah baby!!!!!!!!!!!
>>726314040Background looks ai gen
Abros - hopeBfags - doomers
>I have nothing to say about Half-Life.
>>726314119how many unknown steam apps are out here? it must be in the thousands. it could be gta 6 for all you know
What will the new cope be when it doesn't get announced?
half-life 3 gets announced when it's confirmed 3i/atlas is aliens
>>726313982because they're retarded
The Freeman must read these posts.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/725012720/#725023542https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/725452305/#725473530
>>726314348I'm a full on HOPEfag but I'm just sayin... the constant pushing of "ITS IN AN HOUR GUYS" is ridiculous. I'm fairly certain we'll see smth about HL3 within the next 3 or 4 weeks (Game Awards duh) if at all, otherwise, we go back to March/Nov 2026 b/c Valve likes those periods for release dates
>>726314256it was updated today and has a dependency on HL Alyx
HOPE
>>726314520>words words wordsno thankslearn 2 be concise :)
>>726314536the only people claiming specific hours are genuine retards that don't know how timezones work. just ignore them.>>726314520i can't even connect to arch.b4k anymore.
>Steam store is fucking dyingwtf is it happening??????
>>726314574Zoomerbro...
i want to kiss a vortigaunt
If not today then when?
>>726314536Valve has revealed a game at a big conference/event literally one time. If HL3 got revealed, they'd reveal it on their own storefront, like with the Steam Machine announcement.
the valve game that they'll push with the gabecube will be deadlocklook into your heart, you know it to be true
>>726314651next year same day
>>726314651Tomorrow
>>726313994never
>Mfw Adrian Shephard appears in the trailer after 25 years of being absent from the franchise
>>726314651Never, all hope is lost
>>726314520who did Vortigaunts better Louis Gossett or Tony Tod?
>>726314695lol
TEN MINUTES
>>726314670Geoff is literally a fuckbuddy with all of the valve's old guard including Gabe, theres a reason why Steam has his garbage show on the mainpage
>>726314348I mean, its been a week. More than enough for the rule to be enforced.That and i was very bored waiting for the announcement yesterday.
>>726314651Game Awards reveal, gameplay trailer direct to steam and YouTube after a month
>>726314784actually its 8 minutes
valve announces shit an hour from now though
>>726314736Randy would never allow it, Valve would never pay any money to Randy no matter how rich they are and how small Randy is.Shepard is dead
Of course they're gonna announce it. It's obvious, they've been working on 3 since Alyx came out. It's about time. It's gonna happen. I can feel it.
>>726314789They have his show on the main page every year, alongside most significant gaming events. They also have the Japanese Indie Game Show on the front page every year that happens, doesn't meant Valve will announce HL3 there
>>726314574fuck off moron, that's glorious
>>726314040If it is real, I kinda wonder why he's slightly redesigned here; he's more slim and tacticool than the prior Combine Troopers. Plus that gun; It looks like the same MP7 from HL2, but more compact? All in all, I like it but I'm just wondering what the rest of him looks like
>>726314778Pack it up folks...
Posting in legendary thread
I'm so erect bros (5 inches)
>>726314736kys boomer
GUYS ITS STILL AN HOUR AND 6 MINUTES AWAY JUST BE PATIENT AND TRUST THE PLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
desu i just randomly listened to cp violation and i think im gonna replay hl2
DONT GO TO VALVE GUYS
>>726314574>>726314610tl;dr >we know it's real (and not cancelled) because we keep getting new HLX text strings in CS2/dota/deadlock updates>people from valve have either been coyly hinting at HL3 or accidentally tacitly acknowledging its existence for the past few years>tyler doesn't have any insider knowledge because he streamed a HLA beta demo thing and has been persona non grata with valve since
>>726313994Make divorce and sex outside of marriage illegal. Also get repel the 19th. You might be able to convince millennials then.
>>726314253>>726314253>>726314253
5 MINUTES LEFT
IM COMIN' HOMEhttps://youtu.be/DzEHtTe0j3U?t=29
FIVE MINUTES
You guys are going to feel very silly when OP is correct 5 minutes from now. I bet my hat on it.
>>726314965>Steve Burke told me he didn't see any when he visited>valve trusts gamers nexus but not all the other journosyou love to see it.>>726314975i know, don't gotta tell me twice but during the stone age.that said, never seen someone describe mcnigger's blacklisting as persona non grata, is that what it is officially/legally?
>>726315057Late-za...
>>726314940are you me?
Admit it, you will cry
I WAS HERE, /V/
i was here.
It's not in 5 minutes. For real, stop the drill, it'll be in 1 hour
Why does everyone think it's going to happen as soon as Valve's workday starts? It's going to be a few hours if it's happening
>>726315082>is that what it is officially/legallyidk I just like the phrase, you get the point
>>7263150571pm EST retard
HOLY FUCK! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJOZN3YhLtYHOLY FUCK! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJOZN3YhLtYHOLY FUCK! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJOZN3YhLtYHOLY FUCK! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJOZN3YhLtY
1 SECOND LEFT AAAAAA
WE HOOOOOOOOPE
MY LAST POST BEFORE HALF LIFE 3 GETS ANNOUNCED IN 3 MINUTES
>>726315065i hope op is correct but is early in the valve offices
>>726315142I AM RIDING THE ROLLERCOASTER BITCH
3 MINUTESLETS GO
Put me in the screenshot
It's not happening in 4 minutes. If it does happen, it's happening in an hour. Trust me, I'm part of the science team.
ITS UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
3 MORE FUCKING MINUTEShttps://steamdb.info/app/1063600/UPDATED 15 MINUTES AGO, /V/ROS
There's no way it can live up to this hype. I'm gonna be sad when this game that'd become legendary in everyone's minds meets cruel imperfect reality.
Always bet on tomorrow
at last, the final destination
>>726315176Valve has general times when they post things, like when they did the Anniversaries and the Steam Machines, those all happened around the same time.Though I remember it being like, 1pm EST, not 12pm EST.
nothing ever happensI'm all in
Nothing ever happens, faggots
>>7263152211pm EST
>>726315246*five crowbar whacks later*>>726315259lol shut up retard i have realistic expectations. Worst case, it'll just be a fine game. But even in that case, we have the fucking source 2 sdk, so people are gonna be making nuclear kino with it.
Half-life 3 already released and it's great
Whatever happens next, just know that I was here.
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
Dubs on Nothing Ever Happens
lads, this is the thread. i can feel it
it's already here
It's supposed to be an hour later retards
>>726315246HES WITH THE SCIENCE TEAMOPEN FIRE
With this 5, nothing can stop us, hl will release in two (2) minutes
see you retards in an hour
>yfw valve announces more cases for counter strike 2
Post your most delusional hope for HL3.
>>726315360two more weeks bros
I am going to laugh at your retards in 1 mins
two minutes
>>726313906
this is it boys, get ready
With this 3 I welcome you to a post HL3 existence!
JUAN MINUTEEEEEEEE
>>726315393THAT IT EXISTS
>>726315256this could be any game by any dev though.
>>726315393Kelly Bailey is back
did you guys ever consider that the launch title that they're going to officially announce for the steam machine will be deadlock and not hl3?
i was here
no
>valve announces ww3
IT'S FUCKING UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQIT'S FUCKING UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQIT'S FUCKING UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQIT'S FUCKING UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
HOLY FUCK CHECK STEAM
>half-life 3 gets released>a planet destroyer comet hits earth 5 minutes later and wipes out all life on the planet
*burp*
IT'S UP!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-rct5rfgAo
>>726315393Kelly Bailey and Marc Laidlaw return.
>>726315421I was born ready.
I AM HOPEFUL
Told ye, nothing happens
IT'S NOT HAPPENING YOU MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHHA IT'S FUCKING NOTHING AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA
how have you guys not learned that 1pm EST is the steam store update timeframe
ITS HERE
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pmt-wWzC1E&list=RD3pmt-wWzC1E&start_radio=1
>>726313906It’s exactly 20 minutes, you lied to everyone.
hahahahahahh
I WAS HERE
>>726315474
>nothingI'm fucking killing myself
bros... where is it
A YACHT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>7263154744chin-extension to the rescue
>>726315065Oh darn there goes my hat.>>726315371Quoting this post for no reason at all~
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED
Is this the laugh at Valvesnoys general?
HALF LIFE 3 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
THE HOPIUM ANONS CALL FOR AID
If HL3 gets announced this year, I will lock in and start going to the gym
1 more hour retards, its always 1pm EST
>>726315393i want a flying vehicle in a fuckass huge mapshow me the POWER of source 2
>>726315509Mega cope
HALF LIFE 3 YATCH JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
NOTHING HAPPEN AGAINAAAAAAAAA
should i kms?
RICOCHET 2
>>726315583>>726315580>>726315571>>726315539>>726315537HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KWAB
58 MINUTES, BROSHOOOOLD
>>726315571
1 HOUR LEFTHYPE
Gentlemen, synchronize your cum watches to an hour from now.
KEPTYOUWAITINGHUH
one more hour.
>>726315596that is exactly what time last week the steam hardware announcements went up bro
TYLER MC NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>726313906just one more decade guys. HL3 is a real game!
tomorrow always made more sense, just wait for tomorrow
NEVER FUCKING EVERWHAT THE FUCK GABE
we are ever closer to HL3, dont stop believing
nothing happened bros.
real knowers knew it would never be announced at noon
>>726315586sounds terrible but could work out if it's set in Xen
So, shall we do this again in an hour? And then again a few hours after that, and this evening, and right before midnight...
>>726315535wow, it turns out the 2025 half life rumour was fake tooI guess I'll have to wait for the 2026 half life rumour to get excited again
3
they announced it but it's shit, go home
>>726315246STAHP
A watched pot never boils. I am going to just quit waiting for it.
It's over....
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CaHtOISsLT4Holy shit look a the graphics
>>726315727its at 1pm EST on half life anniversary (today) or its not until next year same time
>>726315657
holy fuck they just called the paramedics to valve offices, people are screaming and crowding around gabe's office
>>726315727It's going to be a long day.
There is no banner ad today....Which clearly means Valve is making room for the giant HL3 spread, today at 1 PM EST.
>>726314778WOAH NO WAY
The only thing Valve does nowadays is rip off Nintendo while their cultist fans eat up garbage like the Steam Deck.
>>726315743
>>726315743OOOOHHHH
>>726315806Banner for TGA awards
waitbros ...
Fuck Valve seriously, why can't they just fucking announce it already? Fucking cunts, fucking fat fuck Gaben faggot
>>726314040>combine againI really hope they change the setting.
>>726315806no. days without a banner are common.
>Half Life 3 gets announced>it features a comedic sidekick that follows you through the game>it's inspired by marvel humorI kneel
>>726315861>>726315860>>726315853KWAB
It's over, I got liquidated. I'll never afford a steam machine for my wife now
>>726315860thanks doc
I thought HL3 got cancelled, didnt we have a sticky about it? The write released the entire script and everything because it was never going to be used?
>>726315812FUCK!
>>726315889hl2 had that
SAY IT ANON!SAY THAT NOTHING. EVER. HAPPENS!SAY THAT NOTHING. WILL. EVER. HAPPEN!
Never played Half Life 1 and 2 so I don't care.
>>726315860why are you raping begita?>>726315861VEGETA WATCH OUT-
>>726315259I don't think everyone is expecting an incredible game, the hype is because we might be finally getting a 3rd installment after so much time
>>726315743holyshitholyshitholyshit
>>726315743you can't keep getting these digits and not delivarthe universe must correct itself
>>726315812NEVER4GET
It's actually astounding how fucking gullible you people are in these threads. Every fake image fallen for, every date and time people throw out their ass believed, while all the real evidence gets discarded. Stupid tourists.
>>726313906HOPE
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>726315925I wouldn't know about that, I've never played a videogame in my life
>>726315913the writer who doesn't work at valve anymore released a heavily altered script that was metatextually about the dev hell of the projectvalve still owns the IP, not the writer, and they can do whatever the hell they want with it
>>726315934lmao casul
leaked trailer, please don't share it on socials or we'll get firedhttps://streamable.com/j2rcx4
KEEP REFRESHING
all boards report your status and prepare to move out. ETA 1 hour
>>726315982Steam Machine happened, HL3 will happen
>Fully animated alyx sex cutscene plays>Fade to black>Now you are in alyx's position>Where you were now is g-man and he is already 20cm deep inside you (he is not done going in)>You are nor alyx but gordon with the HEV open at the crotch>"Rise and shine Mr Freeman, for we're just getting started, I guess that the lenght of these consequences were fairly... unforeseen to you">Fade to black, roll credits
>>726315961>while all the real evidence gets discarded
Favorite HL songs? I'll start:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70MTTfOsthQ
>>726315934you didn't miss much
>>726316042/3/, standing by
dont falter anonsjust 52 minutes morewe must endure this for frodo
>>726315982I need to know what this is from
>>726316029how do you faggots watch this shit
Please Anon, you have to believe. If you don't believe then it won't be true.
HOLY SHIT REFRESH THE STEAM PAGE RIGHT NOW IT'S HAPPENING
The Steam hardware announcement was exactly 1 week ago an hour from now.If in an hour we don't have an announcement it's over until tomorrow where we'll do this all again.
look up their discord server, they've just announced it!!!!
>>726316104pokemon
>>726316073https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXUK_jYR-Schttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrC1B8Sbkmw
>New trailer drops>Half Life: Barney>An immersive sim where you have to keep up the guise of a Combine city cop, playing as Barney himself
>listening to the Half Life soundtrack>at 9:00 the Valve theme starts playingIt's a sign bros, don't lose hope, it's still happening
52 minutes till the next cope
>>726316098My brother. My King.
>>726316029fake, this is the real onehttps://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
https://x.com/valvesoftware/status/1196566870360387584Holy shit
Nothing ever happens
>>726316067NTA but we know HLX is a thing but nobody actually knows when it'll get announced or released, every insider when questioned has shrugged about it
>>726316042/co/, standing by
reminder that gabe was on the epstein list
>>726316127HOLY FUCKANNO 117 PAX ROMANA IS OUT
>>726316205Lier
>>726316042/vrpg/ here to laugh at you retards. It's not happening, not today, not at TGA's, not ever.
>>726316205he earned those kids
What happened to him.
>>726316042/r9k/, standing by
>half an hour passed
>>726316263Nigger.
If you want to survive the road ahead, you must post Half-Life images.
>>726316073https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StV_luttG0A
>>726316205Ya that's why he bought the boat, now he can live out the rest of his life in international waters.
>>726316073https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj5Uc0RfT1oandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRHBcDNhZps
>>726316263you've been in these threads the whole time, don't you have anything better to do?
GABE JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK, THE COMPANY IS GOING PUBLIC
>>726316042/k/, standing by
THEY ARE STILL UPDATING THE REPO DONT LOSE HOPE BROTHERS
>>726316274just a little thing called the seven hour war, destruction of all humanity, doing his best to aid gordon in saving humanity, that sorta thing.also probably never getting his little barney wet from any female citizens even post city 17 destruction.
It is so easy in this empty era to have no hope, to be a jaded and sarcastic faggot who is incapable of vulnerability or compassion. Half-Life fans do NOT welcome you. HL3 WILL be a launch title for the GabeCube. >>726314073This is like saying: "that foundational art that established the entire imaginative landscape for everything that came after it - it's BAD". Wow, so daring, so brave. What an iconoclast that you are. >>726313994Another loser lmao cope and projection.
50 MINUTES UNTIL FUCKING NOTHING
>>726316205I mean, probably, a lot of people who didn't do any sex crimes were, like Matt Groening, if you're a millionaire of a certain age you probably knew him.
>>726316130I won't come tomorrow, if not today, then TGA, no other chances
>>726316205Gaben takes so long to do anything by the time his penis is in they're of legal age.
what's this hype even based on? do you have a reason for this or are you just getting uppity over a retard making a random thread?
>>726316361no after episode one
>>726316151
>>726316357if it was hl3, why would they be updating it so much when it's just a trailer today?
you guys really dont acknowledge timezones huh, its literally 9 am at bellevue
>>726316412lmao
DON'T CLICK!
Are you ready to apologize to him?
>>726316476NO! STAHP! OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED!
>>726316308
>>726316476MOOOOOOODDSSS
>>726316476sick fuck
>>726316416>what's this hype even based on?nothing>do you have a reason for this or are you just getting uppity over a retard making a random thread?its literally just mass hysteria
>>726316476FUCK
>>726316492Fuck no
>>726316476
>>726316476kot
If it happens today it will be at 10am PST. That's when Steam sales always start and end and when Valve pre-orders open up.
>>726316492>I'M SORRY FOR BEING A WHITE MALEFuck off bitch.
>>726316416insiders have supposedly said valve was going to announce software after they announced steam hardwaresteam hardware was announced, and now, on HL1's anniversary, it's been an exact week since then
What happened to them?
Reply to this post, or your mother will hl3 in her sleep tonight
Tyler won.
>>726316580raped by randy
>>726316492He's the one who fanned the flames of the mass hysteria that led to yesterday.
>>726315781they're most likely releasing it at 3pm because it's half life 3
>>726316464sorry, but as everyone knows, timezones are transphobic
RANDY PITCHFORD RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1996
Do you guys think it will be a shadow drop or an announcement of a release together with the steam machine?
>>726316492tyler mcficker
yeah no
bros..........................................i don't think it's happening...........................
>>726316416It’s fun
Is this why Valve boomers tards hate deadlock?
Why not get a sticky?
>>726316476Ow, straight to my axe wound!
>>726316658ok man we get it you cant stop thinking of trannys
>>726316674nopit won't come out
HOPEFADING
>>726316674want the truth?we will never get hl3there you go
>whenever the fat fuck says anything /v/ just>tyler mcnigger>but when it has to do with Half Life 3>YES MY KING, MY GOD! I WILL HANG ON YOUR EVERY WORD. I WILL AWAIT EVERY PREDICTION YOU SPEW! I WILL DUTIFULLY CLEAN THAT DOUBLE CHIN SO THAT IT REVERBERATES THE SUN'S LIGHT WHENEVER YOU BELCH!pick a lane nigger. is he shitting out bullshit or he has merits to his theories???
>>726316580the lore reason? we have no ideathe meta reason? opposing force is still technically not official canon, with valve having done literally nothing with it since. It's entirely possible valve views opposing force (and race x) as the lore equivalent of fanfiction. That said if shephard shows up in HL3 I will shit myself
>>726316716Because the mods know nothing's happening
>>726316263
Out of the loop, why is everyone anticipating a HL3 reveal today? is there a stream? leaks? whats causing it? distraction from Epstein?
>>726316716because the mods are insiders and know it ain't happening until n
>>726316436because as a repo it would generally contain all the versions of HL3 that are currently being used internally, so a build for a demo that will be shown soon is one of them, if it's being updated a lot that means it's getting tons of commits/builds which means they are crunching hard to get this readyAll we're likely to get if anything is something like Alyx's announcement, the actual gameplay won't be happening until later
itt: retards
>>726316042/mlp/ reporting for duty!
>>726316263Fuck off Leaf
HOLY FUCK!!!!!
>>726314651>then whenAnon, it's been 18 fucking years since Episode 2. That should tell you every thing.
>>726316674Alyx got announced 6 months before it came out, if HL3 is announced it will probably be about the same.
hopebros... I dont know about this one....
The website leaked.>A debt is owed. A timeline is broken. A fight begins anew.>After the sacrifice of Alyx Vance, Gordon Freeman finds himself thrust back into a world fundamentally altered by a cryptic intervention. The promise of freedom was a lie. The Combine is on the run, but a new, more existential threat is emerging from the fractured timeline.
>>726316770You can get a ton of info about HL3 without ever once having to rely on Tyler.
>>726316749>want the truth?YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
>>726316770what makes you think these threads are because of mcnigger?
I hope Race X shows up again. Have the Combine conquer them
>>726316793>if it's being updated a lot that means it's getting tons of commits/builds which means they are crunching hard to get this ready nowpeople said this for TF2 for like 10 years
>>726316850nice, how long did it take you to make this?
Ohshi
>>726316073https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyRKTIRepJg
>>726316850Nice ai gen
>>726316770The reason behind this hype is the fact people OTHER THAN MCNIGGER talk about it
>>726316783Rumors by retards, no, nothing real, retards, most definitely.
>>726316923LETS FUCKING GOOO
>>726316850fake and gay
>>726313906Half life 3 will never happen Stop coping If it’s ever announced I’ll tattoo Gabe’s face in my right buttock
>>726316850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6RhKy5pIyQ
>>726316783Insider gaming and other leakers have info about a new announcement from Valve
>>726316263How does it feel to have the top shittiest boards on the chanz?
>>726316770i haven't watched a tyler video nor read anything he posts in years, why the fuck do you retards insist this is all because of him
galunga
>>726316908Tyler McVicker also said this for Half-Life 3...Over ten years ago https://youtu.be/EnpmQoFPjQo
>>726316850background image is from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6RhKy5pIyQnice try though
>>726316929picture is real, but fanworkhttps://youtu.be/n6RhKy5pIyQ
boomer shit, not even good like Halo.
40 mins left lil niggas post yfw gabe reaches out of your monitor and pulls you into hl3
I think it's time for Valve to announce a gacha
>>726316850Not bad, Anon
>>726317040kitty0706 style?
/v/ really got fucked over by AI happening man.It's so piss easy to make fake leaks now. Someone could do some really hardcore trolling but it seems most people consider it way too mean spirited to play with the original clowns that got supplanted by Silksong fans since it was the most recent Never Ever.... That did happen but still.
HOLD YOUR GROUND HOLD YOUR GROUNDSONS OF GAMERS MY BROTHERS
>>726316850He's actually right that the combine aren't the real threat.
>>726313994I'm working on it. I'm dating a woman that I'd like to marry right now.She's a zoomer B)
40 MINUTES UNTIL I SAY THE N WORD
>>726317141just say it now nigger.
>>726317094>all of /v/s anti-hopeWhat can men do against such reckless hate?
>>726317141GABEM
My hopium supply has run out. Fuck all of you that strung me along. I hope you burn in hell.
>>726317095This the secret Headcrab Illuminati Jew Empire is.
>>726317141SAY IT NOW OR I WILL
>>726317204Weak
>>726316151>blue shift sequel>half-life 2 prequelValve!Hire this anon!
>>726317040It's fascinating how closely this mirrors that doomsday predictor guy that livestreamed his failure to predict the rapture.>uhhh just another hour guys, it's like, still light in Jerusalem, you know...
GORDO NFREEMAN WILL BE REAL IN 38
>>726317204See you next year, faggot.
>>726317204KWAB
alright, if HL3 is announced today, I promise I’ll lose 150 lbs before its release~380lbs fatfuck
New steam controller announced!
>>726317232I CANT DO IT I ALREADY GOT BANNED FOR SAYING IT BEFORE, I CANNOT RISK NOT BEING ABLE TO POST IN A HISTORIC MOMENT
>>726317008he was correct, they confirmed this canceled iteration of HL3 in Final Hours of Half-Life:Alyx
If it doesnt get announced today I will cut my arm open
ONE MORE DOSE OF HOPIUM LEFTIT'S NOW OR NEVER
>>726317298go for a walk dude holy shit
unironically what are the odds of the announcement happening today
>>726317298What if it releases in January?
>>726317072>they devalued CSGO knives so they could market a new gacha to the same peopleI'd believe it more than HL3 dropping.
>>726317359anon, I'm not sure if he's able to
>>726317335FINE THE. NIGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR
>>7263173640% you fucking retard
>>72631736433%
>>726314280>sexualizing an innanimate objectyou're no better than the tile fucker.
HOLY SHIT GUYS CHECK YOUR MAILBOX
>>7263173643%
>>726317364It either happens or it doesn't 50%
>>72631736450/50
>>726317364bout three fiddy
>>726317364Chances are very good.
Is the steam banner still blank?
>>726317204I get it, but just for a moment, think. What if it actually gets revealed and you miss it? Would you be able to live with that?Hope.
>>726317401FUCK I MADE A MINOR GRAMMATICAL ERROR. PLEASE SPARE ME NIGGERS AND WIGGERS.
>>726317364>hl anniversary>rumors for November of this year>exactly one week after their fancy new hardware>Tyler shitting his pants live when someone messaged him about the trailer
>>726313995>3-4PMIt's already 7PM so I guess it's not happening.
>>726317364It's the most likely it's been in years
Who wants to form a suicide pact with me if it doesn't get announced today??
>>726317364102% with a 2% margin of error
@grok DO SOMTHING!!!!
A COMBINE DROPSHIP JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>726316073https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UthQ2gR1bU4
I will make a "half-life announcement 3 in 20 minutes" when we fill this thread
>>726317423>tile fuckerspeaking of him!https://files.catbox.moe/oea8jt.webm
>>726317484yes
>>726317364nonevalve will do it on game awards if they gonan do it
>>726317364This is the best chance we'll have of getting it for a very long time. I think it's fair to HOPE today.
>>726317423Tile Fucker was from a time before /trash/ turned a bunch of anons into porn contrarians who compete to see who can get off to the most unattractive things.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/546560/HalfLife_3/Holy shit
>>726317401>>726317487I'm afraid it's already over, janny is on his way
34 minutes left
>>726317364Solid 3%
>>726317373well, I always have another plan >>726317346but anyway I'll lose as much as I can, I know all about fasting, just don't have the guts to start and hold for more than ~40 hours
>>726317359>>726317298I'm serious anon I'm not trying to be a cunt here, you are a beautiful human being buried under that mass. Don't starve yourself, eat a NORMAL human amount with a focus on eliminating shitty carb snacks and a focus on protein (actual protein not fried chicken with 10g of batter for every gram of "chicken") and fruit/veg. Figure out what exercise you 1. can do and 2. will help, ideally a combination of cardio with strength training to try and go from some 300lb hambeast to a 200-250 pound strongman kinda physique. Just stay consistent. You are a human being, not cattle, start acting like it.
ffiaa
>>726317423Why, im honored>>726314360motherfuckerhttps://files.catbox.moe/1goyah.mp4
>>726317515Do it now faggot
>>726317590....of COPIUM left....
i've never played half life game and im not gonna play 3why do people care about this shit so much
>>726317340>he was correctAnon, Valve cancels projects non fucking stop since its a flat management company. Tyler speaks only half truths. >>7263173640%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AcOP2QxweQ WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LISTENING TO
>"HEY MOTHERFUCKER, IF YOU EVER CALL MY CHILDS PHONE AGAIN I'LL FUCKING POLICE GET THE POLICE ON YOUR ASS......,..YOU DO NOT FUCKING GO UP HERE AND TELL A CHILD AND SCREAM YOUR FUCKING TECHNO.... TECHNO SONGS AND TELL THEM THAT YOUR STROKING YOUR [moves away from phone] YOUR [comes back] CROWBAR OR SOME SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU">"[turns on soundboard] Gaben.. gah gah gah ben ben gaben...">"KEEP TALKING BITCH I GOT THIS ALL BEING RECORDED [move away from mic] FOR FUCKIN EVIDENCE BITCH, I EVEN GOT YOUR CALLER ID FOR THE COPS TO FUCK YOUR ASS >"Gabe Newell voice: Uhhh....no?">"YES I DO BITCH DON'T CALL HERE">[caller hangs up]
Is the world just collectively trying to meme HL3 into existence now?What evidence suggests Valve has even been working on it?
MUB PUB MUB DIT DIT
>>726317715Galunga
WHERE IS IT GABEN YOU FAT FUCK
lmao imagine believing a single fucking word tyler mcnigger has to say. wouldnt be me
>>726317714>he doesn't know about the leaked strings
IF OUR LOVE IS TRAGEDY WHY ARE YOU MY SANITY
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S UP!!!!!https://store.steampowered.com/app/2850940/Half-Life_3
He is calm and rational. You should all learn from him.
>>726317651SteamOS doesn't make Windows sounds. It has its own sounds (I think from KDE Plasma).
32 MINUTES. MARK YOUR TERRITORY IN THE SCREENCAP.
>>726317678Hopium reserves are rationed to last until january in worst case scenario.
>>726317423tile fucker is a cherished legendWhat the fuck do you mean "no better" than some random spammer?
>>726317715>>726317739maclunkey
i rape niggers
>>726317314WHAT
>>726317714Catch the fuck up anon. HLX has been confirmed to be in the works for years and has recently been shown to be in its final stages (as of MONTHS ago) by datamining. That said any predictions of the exact date of announcement are speculative.
They wouldn't lie to us, right?
31 minutes of hopium left. I repeat, 31 minutes. (Steam store update)
>>726317830very problematic language anon, do better
>>726317794Here!
>>726317780Anon thats the jokeKDE does not make the "MARK ZUCKERBERG/NO YOU DONT" sound unless you customize it
>>726316093
>>726317714>What evidence suggests Valve has even been working on it?The ending of Half Life Alyx where Eli says to Alyx "we've got work to do" or something to that effect.
>>726313906At least 15 years too late.And where are the other Episodes for Half-Life 2?
>>726317442OH FUCK IT'S A PIPE BO
>>726317851>Pirat_Nation
>>726317703https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nTwL9oedzc
HOLY SHIT RESTART STEAM
>>726317851>Credible Half-Life dataminer Tyler McVicker
>>726317794i was here
>>726317775fucking faggot hyping it every day of the year and now playing "calm". I hope HL3 never happens just so I can see tyler sudokuing on stream
>a half life 3 announcement?>yes>at this time of year, on this day, at exactly 10am pacific time?>yes>may i see evidence?>no
>>726317572an elegant fetish, for a more civilized age
if it doesnt get announced today you all better keighneel
>>726317851>within two weeks
>>726317314Jeremy is fucking retarded
>>726317682>why do people care about a game I never playedAre you retarded?
>>726317715https://youtu.be/jXzZ3A8cWOw
>>726317794ALL IN MOTHERFUCKERS
>>726317851>CREDIBLE>C R E D I B L E
30 MINUTES UNTIL I SAY THE N WORD
>>726317794
>>726317851
30 MINUTES. I REPEAT. 30 MINUTES.
they're announcing half life 3 to distract you from the epstein files
>>72631755810/10
>>726317775Even McNigger can't stand Geoff's view grifting.
niggy wiggies
>>726317851TWO MORE WEEKS!
>>726313906>HALF-LIFE 3 ANNOUNCEMENT IN 20 MINUTESOkay, where?
>>726317642It's alright, mate, thank you for your support. I can feel you, and you seem like a reasonable and kind person. God bless.
AIEEEEEE SAVE ME G MAN!
MCNIGGER ISN'T EVEN THE DATAMINERTHE REST OF THE FAGGOTS IN THEIR GROUP DO THE WORK WHILE HE GETS THE PRhttps://miro.com/app/board/uXjVINqBTwM=/
YOOOOO A VALVE FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
29 minutes left, watch it be dota 3 the card game again, artifact 2
If it happens I'm gonna go back to school.But I'm getting tuckered out with this whole song and dance.
you faggots saying 30 minutes like its not 9:30 am at valve
>>726318049You'll just have to wait.
>>72631801530 minutes for nothing lmao
>>726318070not clicking your IP grabber, fag
Valve knows we know the time and they deliberately shift it further each time you fuckers claim it will be at 9, 10, 1, whatever ampm
What is this
it's coming. spread your cheeks
>>726316836It's also been 5 years since Alyx and the game has been in active development during that entire time. That should tell you everything.
>>726317851>credible leaker tyler mcnigger
>>726318154>>726318154>>726318154DON'T STOP THE HYPE IT'S HAPPENING!!!!
>>726318096until after the hype threads.
>>726318127>he doesn't know about Miro
>>726317761Oh I'm leaking strings right now iykwim
>>726317949Geoff made a mistake though, that wishlisted game got leaked in private steamdb discord, it's[spoiker]reply to this post or your mother turns into Geoff Keighley tonight[/spoiler]
AYO G-MAN SON OF A BITCH
>>726318065You will leave to see the beauty you form is capable of anon. I believe in you.
>>726318203lmfao fail
>>726318049Majestic 12, in a body bag.
>>726317794The time has come
>>726318225>minor spelling mistake
>>726318191The chronic masturbator version of shooting ropes
the guys at valve are taking a shit and making coffee right now why are you saying 30min left
GORNDO FREEMAN WILL BE REAL IN 25
>>726317794fuckkkkk
Same Valve person from yesterday's thread here. It’s not happening today, lads, sorry. Go get some sleep!
>>726318149Alyx was made in order to help sell Index units and give people a bonafide reason to get into VR.
>>726315727This will continue until the TGAWeeks of this. You should email Gabe pleading with him to end this madness AND RELEASE HALF LIFE 3
>>726317794IM GOING TO DATE A EGIRL POPSTAR I LUV HER SO
Without sounding too unhinged has anyone ever tried to monitor valve's headquarters themselves for signs of major activity? tbf writing that out I can just imagine some nutjobs in 2008 camped outside the office
>>726318419i should, slept like shit last nigthtoo bad is like 2pm here
>>726317851>tyler predicted alyxall mcnigger did was read some dota2 strings that mentioned hlvr and say "hey guys I think they're working on HL in vr!" on stream, he didn't predict shit about it
>>726318523>named HLA in a stream prior to the game's announcement>Streamed a 2019 beta build>Mentioned things that didnt string leak but later came to be true (story rewrite, cremators cut)Anon...
Be honest, anon. How much hopium do (You) have left?
>>726318618I never had any to begin with, I'm just here to shitpost
>>726317794It'll be the seven hour war all over again, but this time it won't last seven minutes.
>>72631861865%
>>726318618all of it
>>726318618Just enough to last until TGAAfter that its lethal injection only.
>>726318618I unironically believe
>>726317794I'm FEELin THE PUMP
>>726317298post scale or gtfo
valve...please announce it....
>>7263186185%
>>726318618i got piles of hopium syringes, im good for now
>>726318203>spoiker
>>726318618I don't want it to be real because I like it when my niche hobbies that I have contributed a lot towards become mainstream and milked to death by normalfags who take credit for things that should be mine.
>>726313906Ngl. Its pretty fun to cope every year that HL3 will be a thing.
>>726317967are you? unless the average age in this thread is 35+ i doubt most here haven't either
>>726318764timestamp or gtfo
HOLY SHIT, MY LITTLE SISTER JUST KISSED ME ON THE LIPS AND LOOKED OVER HER SHOULDER AT ME WHEN SHE WENT INTO HER ROOM, I'M GOING IN!
>>726318764surely that's not real...
>>726318764>man>cutting literally just drink yourself close to death like a man
>>726317794ENDS IN 3
>>726318764Faggot, do down the street on youtube if you want attention.
>>726316625>>726318764Nigga, (you) doing it wrong.Cut _alongside_, not across.
>>726317794I SUCK BLACK GEOFF COCK
>>726316042Im a loose cannon im here for myself.
>>726318618its updated again
The Game Awards are on December 11, 2025, why would this have anything to do with it?
https://steamdb.info/app/1063600/UPDATED AGAIN
>>726317515I won't be attending since I'm sane, but I implore all the retards who are sperging up "hype" to make haste and do us all a favor.
>>726317851>credible
hey guys, Geoff “World Premiere” Keighley hereyeah yeah I know what you’re thinking: “geoff why are you posting on 4chan instead of doing another trailer for a game that releases in 2037??”well sit down gamers because i’ve got newsso I was chilling in the studio, bathing in the glow of a hundred RGB keyboards, when Gabe Newell himself descends from the ceiling like some kind of bearded Steam-powered angelhe whispers to me:“geoff… it’s time…”my heart stops.my Doritos fall.the orchestral sting begins playing in the background despite no orchestra being present.“is it… HL3?” I ask, tears forminggabe nods, but only once, because nodding twice would break the prophecythen he hands me a USB drive labeled “definitely-not-half-life-3-final-build.exe” in Comic Sansso yeah guys probably gonna World Premiere that bad boy at the showor maybe it’s just a JPEG of a crowbarhonestly no clue I didn’t open it, I’m scaredanyway if you don’t reply to this post your mother will not play HL3 tonight.
Remember this?
>>726319324Cheers Geoff
>>726318764Yo that's hot, do you also wear skirts and chokers? Post deets
>>726319258>First seen on SteamDB 4 April 2019 – 18:37:27 UTC (6.6 years ago), in changelist #6057951
https://www.half-life.com/en/parallax
>>726313906Its gonna be System Shock 3
>>726317358How did they make a keyboard for a squirrel?
I'e never played half-life before, what's the play order?
>>726319258Even if this isn't HL3 i really want to know what the fuck this could be
>>726319548hl1, blue shift, opposing force, hl2, ep1 ep2, alyx. do not play source
What even started this thing? Why is HL3 supposedly being announced?
>>726319548Half-LifeHalf-Life: Blue ShiftHalf-Life: Opposing ForceHalf-Life 2Half-Life 2: Episode 1Half-Life 2: Episode 2Half-Life Alyx
>>726319548Half-Life -> HL: Opposing Force -> HL: Blue Shift -> Half-Life 2 > HL2 Episodes > Half-Life: Alyx
>>726319258And again. Incoming.
>>7263195481 > Blue Shift/Opposing Force (Optional and non-canon expansions to HL1 made by a different company, no real order to them but it's worth playing) > 2 > E1 > E2 > Alyx
Lets pretend it does gt released, do you think it'll come out this year or next
>>726319614Tyler McVicker, other adjacent grifters like him, and aging schizophrenics in their 30's-40's.
>>726318764Thats balsamic I can smell it through the screen.
>>726315727i have to study. :_(
HOLY FUCK GUYS ITS ALMOST 10 AM AT VALVE HQ
>>726319548You should do release order but canon order is:>Half-Life 2 Death Match>Doom 2: Hell on Earth>Quake 3 Arena>Half-Life>Half-Life: Blue Shift>Portal>Hunt Down the Freeman>TF2 comic series>Half-Life 2 (PS2 Version)>Episode 1>Episode 1.5>Episode 2
>>726319614Tyler and other Valve stalker believe that HLX will be announced this year, while some journos say that Valve is not done with announcements after the hardware announcements last week
>>726319548play deathmatch (CORE), ignore the rest (FILLER)you might get some enjoyment from source, it's a remake of the first spinoff
>>72631961427th (3^3) anniversary of HL1. If it's even close to ready, now's the best time to announce it.
>>726319640read epistle 3 between episode 2 and alyx and I agree :)
>>726319721Retard. Anon already posted the correct order. >>726319640
>>726319614>>726319918Also Valve moved the dates for some seasonal Steam sales so now there's a relatively gap between big sales right now, which would imply that Valve wants to announce something.
6 minutes until Garfield Kart 3
>>726319614Who knows. They've been falling for it for over a literal decade
>>726314520>Tyler McNiggerhonestly suprised this lolcow has not trooned out yet
FIVE MINUTES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7263195481, 2, 3Don't play Randy Bitchford games they're covered in his grease.
>>726320084There is greater reason for hope now than at any time in the past decade.
>>726316042/l/ standing by
>>726319408sometimes
2 more weeks
>>726320301Post bare feet NOW
WHERE IS IT?
>>726320301Post your soles please>>726320378I 2nd this please do it
>>726320301I would impregnate you
reminder that hardware last week was announced 20 minutes past full hour
>nothing
>>726320301I love mentally ill men bros
>>726320485men cannot get pregnant
IT'S UP!!!https://x.com/valvesoftware/status/1988673021197140191https://x.com/valvesoftware/status/1988673021197140191https://x.com/valvesoftware/status/1988673021197140191
the steam banner just disappeared
>>726320716GIGA HAPPENING
>>726318764>>726320301what is wrong with you retards. i browse /pol/ mostly but you people are seriously mentally ill
>>726320597they can get boypregnant
>>726320301CUM ON YOUR TUMMYCUM ON YOUR THIGHSCUM ON YOUR SOLESCUM IN YOUR ASS
Literally 0% chance it's happening now. If there was a time to do it, it was exactly a week after the hardware announcement.
>>726320821satan
>>72632103415 minutes left, you fucking retard
>>726320301post chest plz
>>726320301you should actually kill yourself
POST YFW ITS REAL
>Giving the gay faggot that cuts himself attentionMan you faggot need to fuck off
>>726321367
>>726321454More interesting than this nothing announcement
Prepare for unforseen game announcements.
>no announcement>tranny posts his ugly body>thread dies
I hate the idiots on twitter who say cryptic shit because that's what the leakers were doing last week with the hardware stufflike they're hoping even more than we are that they're right so people think they're cool and important enough to know when hl3 will be announced ahead of timemakes my blood boil these faggots
>>726321454we are all gay havent you figured this out yet. our homophobia is self inflicted
>theres a literal faggot ITT that cuts xer self
>>726321161JUST 20 MORE YEARS BROS!!!
How long? STATUS REPORT?
>>726321617so that's where the shitted ERP threads come from
>>726321626I mean look at the date here >>726320669if it's not happening by then, then it's joever
>>726321695In Valve's office rn, they're panicking because the Adobe Premiere project for the trailer corrupted so now they have to whip up a new one real quick.
>>726321454>seething nigger squealing that he isnt attractive
>>726321752OH SHIT REALLY. *CUMS ROPES ON THE RETARDED TRANNY FAGGOT ITT BEFORE XER CUTS HERSELF TO DEATH*
>>726321593>teehee, i just meant 50 minutes until my cum sandwich doordash order gets here
