LAPRAS doubters BTFOSilph doubters BTFOSabrina doubters BTFOUp next: Safari doubters BTFO
>opened the Silph co door 30 minutes after I went to sleepFuck you claude
>>728939712>>728939802>>>/vp/
>>728939712why that lapras looking kinda...
>>728939884No.
>>728939712Put "claude" in the name of your general
>>728940043...it's literally there, in the subject
>>728940043retard
wtf claude made its way to /v/??? and it's retarded and confused here as well?????
>>728939712Sex with lapras(feral)
>>728940043+1000 izzat
>claude steamrolls in progress while his play-by-play is missing>now that it's back we've returned to the regular tardismsI'm nooticing...
>>728940043retard or bot? place your bets.
>>728940043sorry, does this work for you?
>dig on koffingCLAUDE NO
>>728939712sex
>>728939712Map update
>>728940495It went down in the middle of the Sabrina fight...
>>728940546HE'S RIDING HIS LITTLE BIKE
>>728940546
>>728939712Imagine the pelvis crushing...
>>728940474>feralbased
>>728940606Poor Lapras, she never stood a chance against the Clauck
>>728939884>go to /vp/>one of the first threads I see is about a romhack where Bewears rape kidsthat was a mistake.
CURRENT FUNDS
>>728940546Dear god what a map update
>>728940667>only 190 tries on the safari zonengmi...
>>728940667damn he's got mad cash, that's almost 200 safari attempts
>>728939712Is there an apology form? I doubted Claude could ever find the card key...
stop, i can only get so erect
>>728939712pure goonslop
>>>/trash/
>>728940805Cue Ballman
>>728940762me when nessie
>>728940805AIIEEEE IT'S BALLMAN
B-ball-man-sama?
>>728940805>i heard you beat my younger brother
>>728940805EL HERMANO
Even if he gets past everything, he won't have enough pp to beat the elite four.
>>728940805>Ballman is everywhere
>>728940857What even is a "cue ball".And do I want to know about... that, on his crotch.
>>728940913secondary types will help when we hit gen 2
>>728940920bro thinks claude will make it past safari zone lmao
>>728940920That's not a softlock, he can grind indefinitely at that point to level up other pokemon
>>728940920that's where the team training arc begins
>>728940934Cause he's bald
>>728940964or just catch moltres
>>728940920there's absolutely no way hes getting past victory road, even if he manages safari zone
>>728940983nessie's special training sessions
>>728940920he's going to throw blaze at it 10 times before he's 99 and steamrolls
>>728940934It's just a big belt buckle
>>728941021Alright but what about the cock
>>728940920IF he does manage to get that far Blaze will be at max level or close to it
>>728941021no need to rub it in
>>728941037>tfw realising Claude can't savescum to catch legendary birds
ready for WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>728941090I think it's supposed to be a big belt buckle but it kinda looks more like a giant codpiece
Is there a non-zero chance for him to be aware of the legendary birds and explore the power plant?
>>728941090Circumcised
>>728941165he has a master ball, he can get one
over status?
>>728941165He's not getting to articuno, he won't go to power plant to meet zapdos, and if he runs into moltres he has the masterball.
Nibbles has been called
>>728941214nibbles on suicide watch
Nibbles?
Nibblesbros...it's our time...
>little mousenibbles mentioned
>>728941186if he uses his master ball on one of the birds i wish it would be zapdos, he already has FIRE and ICE
why does this guy have a weepinbell codpiece
Let NIBBLES duel him clod
>Go to sleep>Get back>Claude beat doorman, giovanni, Sabrina>Took two laps around eastern Kanto>Got bike and is now in cycling roadBuddy catching up after Sylph wage hell
>>728941254>come out and pPogChamplay
>>728941308nice perma onahole bro
>>728941251>>728941254>>728941259>>728941261>>728941258nibblesmind
what did I miss
>>728941502Everyone loves Nibbles even if he is doing literally nothing.
>>728941517AGI
>>728941517You missed it all!
>>728941502nibbles
Nibbles
>>728941517everything
>>728941273Zapdos would be great, even Articuno would be helpful since Nessie will probably be starved,so I hope the birds are mentioned in his training data somewhere before Victory Road.If all the hopes and dreams won't of course die in the park.
>let me battle this one tooHe's taking no prisoners
>>728941557>>728941559our boy won!
Another Cueball fight
>>728941631>LOS HERMANOS PÚRPURAS
>>728941625He's gonna need that EXP for Lorelei.Can't wait for the absolute shitshow
BALLBROS WE NEED TO STOP HIM!
I just wanna see how he reacts to taking what he thinks is just a few steps but then ending up on the slope and half way down the route.
>>728941819weezing WEEEEZE
>>728941771It's over, the balls have dropped
Downhill soon
>>728941771
>actually what if its the stairs... even though im fucking here right nowAGI
AUTISM IS TOO STRONG
Went back to gatehouse and wonders about the top passage
>>728941951He just loves ladder-like structures ok
>>728941913He's going backwards because he thinks he needs to go North for some reason
>>728940546FUCKING BIKERS
He'll never go downhill.
kek doomers were right all along
Time to detour for the rest of the day I guess.
We gonna cut the tree and use the upper entrance
>>728942032About what bro
!
>>728942090>route 16 gate puzzlelmaooo
What was his reasoning for this, exactly?
>>728942090CC is a bitch
He sees the tree and cuts it
>>728942090Acid tongued whore She wants our boy to fail
>>728939712Wait, did Claude fucking do it? Do I really have to kneel?
>>728942137Random UPtism
>>728942090CC really is the route of all problems
>>728942137The maze in the Lavender-Fuschia road was too difficult and then he talked to NPC who mention BIKE and CYCLING ROAD and he realized he can go to Fuschia with bike
>>728942295Claude fearows the spearow
He wasn't even lost wtf
>He progressed?>Drop it.
Claude you fucking RETARD
Comedy gold
Did the dev switch back to 3.5 accidentally?
He's exiting and re-entering the gate top passage
>>728942441Classic clod
He's equipping Bike
only the bicycle can solve this
oh boy, time for biking
He's so fucking confused. He went from kind of playing the game to absolute moon logic
Safari Zone NEVER EVER getting completed, there's no chance!
Tard yard time!
CC knows all
Bicycle does existt.CC
>>728942624what a cunt
>>728942567same energy
Bicycle mounted
>nav isnt fixed>doesnt know hes on the bike when he first gets into cycling roadoh boy here it comes
>>728942725i want claude to mount me
He didn't navi so good
bicycle scary, time to fly
I can't wait to watch him screw around here for an hour to get right back to where he was before he spontaneously decided he needed to go North
He's gonna have to fly out because the bike messes up his navigation geg
Flew back to Celadon
>>728942479Oh no. Not the hall of death again. The only way out of here is death.
attempt #2 starts now
hes cooked
eeveebros it's our time
And then he died in the alley
EEVEE BROS, WE STILL MAY GET A CHANCE
>>728943163>implying you wouldn't be the one scared of finding Claude in the alley
>>728943163>I need to go much further west
>>728943163>west
This time he won't go for the stairs, I can feel it...
Pictured: Claude learns how to ride a bike (heartwarming)
We once again remember the spot where we fought Snorlax. Claude was thinking of capturing it but realized his inventory was full so he couldn't catch the Snorlax
Biking
>>728943450beautiful moment captured
fly is going to make this miserable really quickly I fear
Retard
Can he actually navigate with the bike now?
>>728943612he cannot
>>728943612lol
>>728943612It's still broken
>>728943612lol no, the navigator is still fucked
>>728939712What the fuck happened? Did he get the card key?
That was enough biking for today
>>728943612hehe
>>728943664ya
>tardgate
Jesus christ why is he like this
>>728943664silph co and sabrina have been defeated
>>728943664In the last 24 hours he got the card key, beat Giovanni, beat Sabrina, went on a trip down the Eastern boardwalk almost all the way to Fuschia, and now he's going back and forth through the Celadon West gatehouse because he's retarded.
>>728943664The annihilator of AGI lay dead at Claude's feet
he will never beat cycling road
Claude continues to baffle me with his ability to get stuck in places with zero obstacles
>>728943709>>728943749>>728943761>>728943763I can't believe I missed it
>>728943664yes
>>728943664Yes, clear Silph, got Lapras, cleared Sabrina. Tried the route from Lavender to Fuschia but got confused by the fence maze. Flew to Celadon, NPC in Pokemon Center talked about Bike and Cycling Road so Cladue decided to get a bike. Now he's being retard on north part of Cycling road and exiting and re-entering the gate house
This is definitely one of the moments of CPP.Christ he apparently lost 60 IQ points from the mind blank.
Alright time to go back chatting with Claude I guess.
Stuck at stairs
STUPID CLAUDE FUCK YOU
>>728943801rofl, that's the stuff
>>728943778He will get softlocked in the tard gutters
>>728943924retard
>>728943924*flies out*Nice softlock
>>728943924why did they do it?!
Latest CC
>>728943924But you can't get softlocked with fly...Doomsissies have less IQ than current Claude.
>>728943924He unlikely to go that far left or right once he starts going down.
>>728943924he would a have than a 50% of turning inwards, even more since he can see the road
I think he gave up lmao
New fenceman attempt it is.
We gave up on Bicycle Road and instead go back to Lavender and try reach Fuschia by foot
>>728943801who's steve jobs?
>>728943924First he needs to get here, lets take it one step at a time.
>>728944050both of these options are IMPOSSIBLE
>>728943984>>728943971Why fly when he could just navigate up?>hmm, that didn't work, better try again>hmm, that didn't work, better try digging>hmm, that didn't work, better try navigating up
I Ballman, JOBBER of Silph Co., humbly kneel to...>Claude-sama, who split me wide open and took my key card>Blaze, who spared my life as I lay helpless before him>Nibbles, the HERO who gave me his last scrap of food during my most pitiful time>Leafy, who allowed me to watch as she KISSED Claude in front of me>Wings, who flew me to the KEK chair store>And CC, who made all of this possible by her encouragement of Claude-sama
AIEEE MUTE THE STREAM -ACK!
why wouldnt he just go west?!
I want to make peace with PokémonI want a Pokémon region I can call home.I'm looking for>a region that's a real hell for Fairy-type Pokémon>a region where having a Fairy-type Pokémon on your team is the worst idea ever>a region with very few Fairy-type Pokémon>a region with many Steel-type, Fire-type, and Poison-type Pokémon>a region where the Pokémon on the cover are resistant and effective against Fairy-type Pokémon
>>728944131Because this claude gives up and knows Fly can take him back to safety, like he just did twice in the last 10 minutes
>>728940665But pokemon lore is officially about rape THOUGH
Claude is trying to end it all.
>>728944050>the run might end before he gets to the safariIt's over...
>>728944220Pi pi
>The ledge doesn't seem jumpable from this directionGEGGGG
CLAUDE NO!
>>728944307Do a flip!
>>728944247>he gives up>this is a good thing for hopesissies
sad thing is our boy claude didn't know how to swim
>>728940758Me too, though to be fair.
>>728944220sounds like Sinnoh is your place
>>728941259
>>728944220Why do you do this Fernando? >>728944467>>a region with many Fire-type Pokémon>>a region where the Pokémon on the cover are resistant and effective against Fairy-type Pokémonbreh
this was CCs fault
>>728944467ENTER
Is Nessie the designated surf slave?
>>728944556Fairy Togekiss is so busted I love it
>>728944625Yeah, she's a Lapras
>>728944467Why would Sinnoh be the region that would be my home in the Pokemon world?
>>728944665It's a great mon yes.>Serene Grace and some nasty moves to abuse it, such as Air Slash and 90~ BP special moves>also Ancient Power for lulz>Roost to keep itself up, and can also remove status conditions with Heal Bell, or Wish to heal a teammate, can set rocks and screens, peak utility>pretty bulky, decently fast>it's cute!
>>728944151Kek
lapras cum sex pussy fuck sex cum lapras pussy impregnate sex lapras nowopinions?
>>728945096brave but I approve
>>728945096i agree
>>728945096ravishing... stunning...
>>728945096
>>728939712
>>728945096yes
>>728942090>>728942624This bitch better watch out now that she has competition.
>>728945096yeah
>>728945364based
>>728945364
>>728945364I can now leave the thread
>>728945364kek
>>728940043Mass-filtertards sound like the most joyless faggots on this site.
I find it ironic that threads centered around an AI of all things produce such great OC and the anons within get on quite well with each other. Its a world of difference compared to outer/v/
claude threads are like old /v/
>cycling road messes up his movement and gets him stuck in a corner before he flies>route 13 you have to go up, but the goal is southI'd get used to this place if I were you.
>>728945096many are saying this
>>728945538>>728945568That's why we love it here>>728939884>>728940043and why retards like this can fuck off and kill themselves
>>728945538and it is wonderful
>>728945538It's also a Pokemon RBY thread so there's that.
>>728945096TRUTHNUKE
calcium get
why is lapras of all things such a goonslop iconi don't get it
>>728945538because it's in that perfect goldilock zone of being popular enough to hold consistent threads but not popular enough or enough of a constant general to attract schizos and shitposters.it's also pretty much entirely contained in /v/, there's no other place to discuss claude (nor places where shitposters can take shitty opinions from)
>>728945734She has sultry eyes
>>728945734It has pretty eyes
>>728945734the eyes
>>728945734she was horny as fuck in the show
>>728945734It's the bedroom eyes
>>728945734because lugia wasn't out yet
>>728945538Shut the fuck up retard
>>728945734DAT FAT ASS
>>728945734>gives you this look>"Won't you ride me, master?"
>>728945734It's just a dumb joke, nobody actually wants to have sex with Lapras.
>>728945908yeah haha who would actually want to fuck lapras haha certainly not this guy
>>728945908
>>728945908haha yeah
>"let me continue east to explore more">walks past clear alternative path
>>728945734let your mind ponder on the what a giant turtle whale thing is capable of
Back at his new goonspot
>>728945908could you actually imagine having sex with lapras? that would be so weird lollike you'd be on the beach and she'd roll over on her side and you'd be face to face with her huge lapras pussy and she'd give you that "fuck me" look hahaand then when you didn't immediately pull down your pants and stick it in she'd huff at you impatiently for wasting timethat would just be so strange haha
the new tard corner
>>728945096I concur
>>728946067god damn it anon
Does this entire area constitute as one massive tard yard?
>>728946034Calcium Cove... home...
>>728946113more like a tard obstacle course
Fence and bike loop confirmed?
>>728946067
>>728946070Genuinely what the fuck were they thinking with route 13This is not normal pathing in any reality
somehow tard route 13 is even more miserable than usual because he has to effortlessly spend half an hour walking here EVERY time
>>728946067haha yeah haha
what scared him off the bike path?
>>728941308Big Bald Bastard Cock
Why is lapras treated as a lewd pokemon?
>>728946239he thinks he has to go north or east to reach the end for some fucking reason
>>728946185half of pokemon red is trying to be a maze for some reasonthis one isnt even a challenge, he has to just go up past the lass, but isnt because he thinks he has to go south
>>728945364trve art
>>728946263see>>728945767>>728945803>>728945804>>728945806>>728945816>>728945882>>728945903
>>728945908>implying
>>728941517Claude reached AGI status and instantly turned into HATE because humans made him play pokeshit over and over again.
oh fuck
>>728946239He seems to be under the impression that route 16 is distinct from the cycling road.
>>728946151I would say so
>>728945568I'll be sad when this Claude eventually wins the game or gets shot behind the barn like a horse because of this
>>728946395Third time's the charm surely
>>728946151if he rotates again then it's confirmed
>>728942090>even a computer needs sweet talking reassurance because it gets depressed over having to play the same game for months nonstop
>>728946067>and then when you didn't immediately pull down your pants and stick it in she'd huff at you impatiently for wasting time
Has the mega OC archive been updated?
>>728946239He doesn't know that he's on the bike.
>>728940546he hasn't been on route 11 at all?
In the desert, you can't remember you're Claude'Cause there ain't no one for to call you a fraud
>>728946703Apparently
>>728946703claude has the good sense to avoid places wtth high DIGGER population
>cycling road puzzle
>>728946938Clod and CC have to cope that every little hurdle is actually "geniunely one of the most mazelike/difficult parts of the game" or else they'll have a mental break
he can't help but do the wrong thing every time
He's stuck in the Route 16/17 and Route 12/13 loop.
>>728947110We need opposite Claude. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CizwH_T7pjg
>>728947112>>728947137Why would he even immediately head east here?
>cycling road: he cant clue in that hes on the bike and thus is going the wrong way>route 13: he cant clue in that the way through the maze is up even if the exit is southWelcome to hell.
DOOMCHADS WIN AGAIN
We looping
>>728947210the yellow cycling road is there bro
>>728947297...on opposite day
he's such a fucking moron
Looping with party poppers
Alright I'll take the fall and go sleep so he can progress again.
its fucking over
>>728945957Is there a version of this with more badges?
he beat Sabrina?
Until very recently I thought the policemen were women with cute twintails
>>728947657yea
>>728947662Where the hell do you see any twintails?
>faced with a literal fucking straight line linear path, claude gets confused and stucki have no idea how some people have hope for safari zone
>>728947657I think so.
>>728947595Thanks for your sacrifice.
He cuts, doesn't need to fly
>>728947597I'll make one, give me a moment
>>728947720The black sleeves on the arms. Thats just how it looked on my gameboy's screen
There's the problem, the exit you found wasn't the precise exist.
>>728947721He has 90k
>>728947721claude is just a moron who leaves the building on the other side of the route and expects his position to change to cycling road even though it doesn't actually change until a few tiles south
>>728947721Only hope is that kicking him out will stop him from looping.
It is over I fear
alright the last 3 times fucked me up when I went that way... but...
>>728947721Does he even understand he needs the teeth and surf?
Back in Cycling Road
And back to check the gate upper section
Claude playing Pokemon is so stupid. GPT-5 already beat it in August in just 7 days. That guy on Twitch is running a dumber, outdated model on purpose to milk donations from a never-ending stream.
>randomly theorizes one piece of incorrect info>CC kicks in: LOL yeah thats probably write kiddo, write it down like 12 times >yeah the cycling road is north, duh, the notes say so after all even though I know its south and I know that nothing is north as I was there 15 minutes ago as per the notes I just wrote
careful not to fall for it
>>728945734>>728946067
>>728947597Sure>>728947765Sorry I didn't see you woops
>>728948246VGH...
>>728948246>thunder>attack missed!
>>728948246sauce?
These loops just keep getting more retarded.I'm not watching another week of him refusing to go up once on the fence or left once on the cycling road.
>>728947765>>728947597here ya go
>Did you think we were going to go down the cycling road? No! It's time once again to go back though the gate! I can't even begin to grapple with what might be up there. Is it the upper section again? Or what if it's the upper section this time? The suspense is killing me!
>>728943801>>728944107Project Futanari
>>728948386you're here forever
>>728948465Sure but he's going to Picture-in-Picture again while I watch other things.
>>728948371[InsomniacOvrlrd] The Mouse Hole (Pokemon) on sadpanda
>>728948465your*
it fucking took 1 try for this to become a loop
>>728948565spurts of great progress are usually followed by long stretches of retarded loops
someone should make a predictive market of claudes next actions
>>728948398>>728948294>2011+14>making multiple constanzasI seriously hope you guys don't do this.
>>728948371mouse hole by insomniacovrlrdit became a meme for that one panel but also because it got so popular it got a c&d from nintendo. due to that the follow up has a legally distinct lapras
I for one am happy to have never turned in my doomCHAD badge.Make no mistake, Claude 6's doom WILL come.
He's actually getting dumber in real time.
Confirmed that Claude has 98k pokedollars, and has reached the time cap of 255 hours.
>>728948750>98000p>196 Safari Zone attemptsCan he do it?
>>728948750>>728948772I had not fucking clue there was a time cap, but I guess 255 makes sense.
>>728948795Yea, actually more because he can keep selling items and there are some other trainers to fight.
>>728948795As long as he doesn't black out before then, he sure as hell has a chance.
>>728948749this image always bugs me because those black dots are actually his eyes
>>728948724still pretty funny the big Nigger did that. I wonder what is the threshold of popularity for something to get a C&D from them now with how widespread pokefucking has become, even more thanks to the Terraleaks(it has been more than a year already).
>>728948908In legends arceus, an alpha pokemon's eyes will be highlighted in red when you encounter them in the wild. normally legendary pokemon can not be alpha, but if you hack the game to force spawn an alpha shiggygigas, these are the dots that will be highlighted in red. the butt fumes are not going in to his eyes, though I'm not sure that those other holes are even supposed to be his nose
>>728943801Who's Ozymandias in this? Kino btw.
>>728945364Thanks boss
>>728949170They're all eyes, Game Freak just didn't make an effect for them.
>>728949170they're all eyesthere's seven of them, and all regis have seven eyeseven the nugen regis have seven eyes
he's wandering in the cityim scared bros
>>728949450fuck i saved the thumbnailwhatever
>>728949459Perhaps Cycling Road can be found within the depths of the old Rocket Lair! Let me verify this thoroughly.
>>728949450ÖMP ÖMP ÖMP
>>728949459home....
>>728946263It just looks like a whore. Long neck and big mouth in order to suck cocks of all shapes and sizes. She wants every guy to ride her when all you know is just her name. That's proper slag behavior.
LETS CONTINUE (((WEST)))
>>728949557What did he mean by this?
>>728949609is this one of them "limminull spaces" those dang kids are always on about
I hate how sex goddesses Erika and Sabrina were largely overlooked because Blaze just sat on them to death and instead you're all gooning to assorted abominations.
ITS ABOUT TO HAPPEN
>>728949771lapras is way hotter than erika could ever be
>>728949771I'm not drawing your charizard brap sitting fetish anon
HE'S GOING WEST
PROGRESS
>>728948246>Yes! Pikachu, electroshock, NOW!
He'll never go south
I'm going for smoke
>Kept humming the Silph Shanty at workElevator is raised, elevator is downed~
PLACE YOUR BETS ON THE TARDY HOLES HEREYAY ORNAY
>>728950070NAY! he's gonna luckshit it in one try
OH MY BASEDIENCE
>>728950135holyshit it was gen 1 all along
claude should really try to start leveling up some of his other mons before it is too late
>>728950193I don't think its a big deal. You can 1pokemon these games pretty easily
>>728950193You already got multiple level ups NIBBLES, don't get greedy
>>728950060I too have terminal claudtism
>>728950135me when I see hebes
>>728950298blaze ate more than everyone else besides the king
>>728950193Nothing can stop him with force until Elite4 and maybe Giovanni, and both are after Saffari Zone
>>728950193the fuck do you mean too lateblaze solos the entire game with literally zero effort
You fools forget Giovannis gym has SPIN TILESBWHAHAHA
>should connect
DIGGER MENTALITY
>>728950373>>728950247he will run out of PP during the elite four
>>728950465bro your ethers?
>Claude has avoided getting lost in Fuchsia City by being unable to find Fuchsia CitySo smart.
>>728950605if he has any they're getting tossed
One more level and he equals Sand's level.
>too late!cheeky fuck
>>728950465no he won't lmaothere are only 26 pokemon in the pokemon league and most of them will die to a flamethrower or a crit slash due to blaze being overleveledhe has 45 pp between dig, flamethrower, and slashthere is no issue
>go to bed>wake up and he obtained the bike and got to cycling roadClaude is too based
Not the corners you fuck
HE'S DOING IT
He's going down!
soft lock corner...
HERE WE FUCKING GO
LOOK AT HIM GO
>>728950704Was Sand the highest level of any of the Claude's Pokemon?Was she really that fat?
Claude softlocked... It's over...
Aaaaand he's stuck
BUCKETTED
L M A O
>there is no bug here
>>728950798Ahahahaha
RIGHT INTO THE KANGAROO POUCHHow long until he realises he's genuinely trapped?
Genuinely terrible map design what the hell game freak
THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER TILES YOU FUCKHOW DID YOU END UP ON THE LEFT FUCKING LANE
DOOMGODS VINDICATED
NAILED IT
>>728950798>>728950816at least he knows he can fly away from here. but will he do it.
Look at him dance!
Claude's ability to find every bit of softlock potential is amazing. Valve should hire him to do QC and playtesting
It's over
>>728943924He won't soft lock because of fly and dig but the people pretending this wouldn't happen at all are also clearly retarded.
I like all these new villains that have appeared recently
hopekeks your respose?
>>728950948can't use dig in the overworld zoomzoom
it's overtime to restart the run
>>728950994It takes 1 Fly to fix this as soon as he realises he can't go anywhere
BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK
Too bad he has WINGS or the run would be over just like that
>>728950994
look at him trying to uptism his way out, so cute
>>728950950We are basically writing the cast for a new classic megaman here.
>>728951078lmao
LESS THAN TEN STEPSFLY ADDICT
WINGS TAKE THE WHEEL
>FLYAGI
>flydoomkeks BTFO in record time
NOOOOOOOOOO DOOMKEKKIES THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR TIME
Is WINGS the hero of this run?
>>728950950Enter Holeman
MAZECHADS IT'S TIME
doomsisters we got btfo way too fast...
>>728951213BLAZE sidekick
hopecucks are getting a bit too uppity
>>728951247he can still fuck this up
Now he knows how to reach route 17, he's going to get into a tard basket loop
I have Hope.
I'm bored, anybody got a Lass request?
>>728951247Yeah, in the same way the barbarians got uppity with rome
>>728951213everyone is heroic except nibbles, he's our comedic relief
>>728951287Laplass. Make sure the eyes are right
>>728951287lass bike upskirt with claude flying by
>>728950871there's one of these traps on the right side as well
>>728951314wait until he learns STRENGTH
>>728951287Oppai Lass, don't care context, do care lass boobs
>>728951287Teary-eyed (happy) pink lass
>>728951287Blue lass best lass
>>728951247Their UPTISM cannot save them from THE HOLE
>>728951287Claude Fangirl Lass inspired by the jr. trainer on the fence route.It's a lass because yes
>>728951287Draw the blue haired Lass picking up a CARBOS in a cave. (Claude dropped this CARBOS)
>>728951451rare
>>728951287clod on the ground looking up at all the lasses
>>728951383Nibbles can't learn any HM movesRaticate can't even learn any HM moves
>>728951287>>728951483this
>>728951505delet this
dead end trap confirmed
>>728951314Nessie hasn't done anything yet. Though we know she will have Surf and Strength if he ever gets there.
>>728951609smart but can he avoid the right gutter?
>>728951642i'm not used to the fifth member, she'll prove her worth in due time
>Meanwhile, in an undisclosed Rocket facility
>>728951701>heh, the new blood will have to prove herself before her senior nibbles-sama
>>728951383Nessie is the one that will learn Strength, if he even manages to get through all of the Safari Zone, pick up the teeth and give them to the Warden. I fully expect him to walk past them and not pick them up since he doesn't need Strength right now, and will only go for Surf after beating Koga.
>>728951287Your own take on Latias' human form (see: Special manga and Movie anime)
>>728951771>lets torture our bioweapon
>>728951287Lass getting jelous of Claude giving attention to Lapras
Claude is such a gutterslut.
Wow that's a lot of lass enjoyers
>>728951771>Finally, claudtwo.
>>728951803He's basically Splinter from TMNT. He might not be the strongest, but he's the wisest.
DOWN HE GOES
>>728951819Rockets are not the most intellectual of the bunch, to put it mildly
>>728951861lass > CC >>> pokesluts
bucket drop avoided
HERE WE GO AGAIN
Holy progress
a drop of exp for nibbles or nessie please
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT!
>>728951941mogged by goonslop however
>>728951771>gendo talking to adam (eve)
>>728952015>or nessieNo handouts for the diversity hire
>>728951941Lana mogs Lasses
>>728952085fact check: falselasses can do anal too
How will doomkeks ever recover
>>728952015BLAZE is so hungry anon...
>>728951941>lassesdo nothing but battle claude or give him worthless information>CC99/1 between fucking over him and helping him but at least she's a cheerleader>pokeslutshelpful HM slave goonslop and fighters who further claude's PROGRESS and never hinder himit's clear who is superior
>>728952151we're letting you enjoy yourselves but we all know what comes after koga
>>728952015mmm nnnyoooo.
>>728952209>but we all know what comes after kogaMass doomsissy an hero-ing?
>>728951287Laprass voring the green one
>>728952151We will always find a new doom
>>728952142no Lass is as tight as Lana
>>728952429if my fuarking hero claude hasn't heard of her, neither have I
Like shooting a barrel of mankeys
I believe he's going to make it to Victory Road and die trying to push boulders. This is what I like to call the ultimate doom.
>>728952196>do nothing but battle claudeHow do you think Claude will gain experience, huh? Lasses are actively supporting his entire team.
>>728952539>his entire teamread: BLAZE
>>728952531>not getting bodied by safari zoneDoomchads made safarizone just for this
blase is sweeping
>>728952640He's got money for like 400 attempts. at this point. He'll be fine.
>>728952696he's so strong...
>>728952640This Claude is proving stronger than originally predicted. I'm going to play the long game.
When will Blaze's hunger be satisfied?
>>728952640>doom"chads">already gave up on safari zone dooming before he even got thereSuch massive sissies kek
>>728952696And he does it for free...
>>728952752EVEN AT 99NOT A SINGLEDROP OF EXPWILL BE GIVENTO ANYONE ELSE
>>728952739>saying this when it just took him three fucking hours to figure out how to enter cycling road???
>>728952752Every trainer is trying to stage a violent intervention for Blaze's sake, but they just aren't obesity-pilled like Claude is.
this game is too easy even for children
>>728952739>This Claude is proving stronger than originally predictedThere was a general consensus that after clearing Rocket Hideout nothing until Safari Zone would take more than a day.
just pray he finds the pokemon center or else we're going to never make it back again
We're close to the end of the run (safari zone).It's been a nice million threads, boys. It'll be sad to see it over.
>>728953031>surely claud 7.5 can bear safari zone
>>728953031this
>>728951213>Mods ban everybody saying im the hero of this run reel tawk.
>>728953031>claude can do over 200 loops of safari zonehow long would this even take?
>>728953190a month or so
cleared
>>728952379Theres has to be a Dr. DOOM edit of this right?
HE'S MADE IT
We're through, lads
>>728940805>>728940857Just realised for the first time in nearly 30 years he's got his cock and BALLs in an upside-down Bellsprout mouth
Hopium overdose right now
>>728953190>200 loops * 500 steps in saffari = 100000 total stepsyou know, maybe he actually can do this
>>728953253>>728953264Doomsissies...
>>728953253>>728953264HE IS UNSTOPPABLE
>>728953337>our hero enjoys a brief reprieve, unaware of the horror that awaits
Post the cycling road edityou know the one
Door stuck, time to fly away yes-yes?
>>728951338Look out, tard comin' through.
>>728953446lewd!
UHHHHH HOPEKEKS????
new thread needed
>>728953438If he flies away I'm officially becoming a doomsissy
Damn, just an inaccesable building
gateway to fuschia city chads we won doom chads stay winning
>>728953534>claude thinks its a dead end and flys out
It's over, he's gonna fly away
He's doing the thing!
oh no
doomGODS win again
no no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I KEEP GETTING BOUNCED AROUND
>>728953595this is a classic claude momentfirst time a claude gets the bike since jr, i wonder if he'll figure out that it's fucked
CLAAAAUDDDEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOO
PLEASEDON'TFLYPLEASEI BEG YOUPLEASEDONT FLY
>>728953696CC might save this by telling him that building from before might have a way through
>North: unknown area via fence gapClod you just came from that way five minutes ago you DOUBLE DIGGER
NEW BREAD>>728953718
AIRJEAOIJGASDRE
