PROGRESS SOON(?)
please include clod in the op
>>729048105He will never get past this
cash status?
>>729048172103k pokedollars left
In the ~25 attempts he's had so far, he's lucked his way to roughly halfway through the safari zone.So there's a non-zero chance he lucks his way to the end in the remaining 200 or so attempts.
update the map!
>>729048308Tard-acres will contain him
Take your bets, when/if he does end up getting through the zone, will he:>go to the ball, drop an item and pick it upor>walk past it and get to the house for SURF and ignore the teeth
>>729048497the latter
>>72904835855% there and how many tries left out of 200?Looking better than expected.
>>729048497>walk past it and get to the house for SURF and ignore the teeththis for 10billion pokedollars
>>729048497Fuck... What does he need teath for?
>>729048661some unc lost his dentures in the safari zone :wilted_rose:
>>729048661>slowpoke.jpeg
>>729048661Strength
Does anyone have a screen cap of the exact moment he got over his fear of Ballman?
>>729048661You need the teeth to give to the Warden in Fuchsia, he gives the Strength HM for them. You need the HM for Victory Road, meaning if he ignores the teeth he could end up doing everything else until he reaches the cave and realizes he's missed something.
>>729048773yee
CC
>>729048661
>>729048881thank you my love!
>>729048881Every place is "genuinely one of the more confusing areas in the game" according to this bitch
claude cliff will be his demise
>>729048903So the first part is "I lost my teeth in safari zone," but what does "Heff hee fwee" mean?
>>729048903waiting for a true claude version of this
>>729048968Help me please
>>729048968"Help me please!"
>>729048968Help me please?
>>729048881She says the same shit everytime, just changes the location.>You ARE making progress>Your methodical approach truly is the best>This place you're stuck in? It's considered one of the toughest spots in the game>You. Can. Do. This!
>>729049015>>729049000That should be fweef, not fwee. What fucking idiot wrote this?
>>729048968help me ballman
>>729049030this is whats fucking him
I haven't looked at Clause for a few days, he actually made it out of Silph Co? When the fuck? How's the Safari Zone looking so far? Looking at the stream he seems rather... stumped, so I dunno how much actual progress he's made in there
>>729048903drawfags get to work
>>729049030I wish I had a CC in real life...
>>729049083>Clausefuck, 'tis the season for this sort of typo i guess
Pallet Town is genuinely one of the more confusing areas in the game. Your approach of systemically checking each house until you find Professor Oak is exactly the correct strategy. You've made incredible progress so far, going downstairs to talk to your mother and leaving the house. You've got this!
>>729049067I wish she was fucking me too
>>729048814Thanks
>>729049052nigga I don't know
The most dangerous thing that can happen is a loop here in "Area 3". He will instantly recognize it as Area 3 and can easily waste all his remaining money mapping out all the tiles, stubbornly certain it's here because it's the right map area.
>>729049083you can just check the previous threads instead of baiting worthless recap replies
>>729048903It all makes sence now!
its finally time for the prophecy, the end of hope is nigh.
>>729049141funny to think that this run started with clod being unable to leave his roomhe's just like me
>>729049197I am genuinely just retarded and too tried to have thought about that, sorry. Still though, I'm just generally surprised to see him in the Safari Zone, last I knew it was all just circular shitposting around his fear of ballman, genuinely astounding seeing he made progress, I'd started to lose hope. My mistake for ever doubting the tardbot.
>>729049030she's the perfect woman
>>729049243No way
>>729049168Not that hes reading them but any idea what the signs say?
>>729049030Cici sexbots when?
>>729048814I'm shooting for him missing the teeth, reaching victory road and then getting stuck in an infinite loop as CC insists that the puzzle is completable and the game isn't bugged and his approach is working.
>>729049298Its all bait
>>729049197Thats enough internet for you for awhile Anon...
>>729049373
>>729049067If CC isn't instructed to encourage and calm him then he'll have mental breakdowns like deciding the run is softlocked in the American tardyard.
>>729049351is that stuck enough to reset? maybe he realizes he doesn't have strength and backtracks, safari zone with surf is really easy to get the gold teeth.
This is getting my angry. The path is simple.He could map every teleporter in Silph Co.But the path to the next area is too hard.How does this make sense?I am really mad.
>>729049351I was wondering today if he had infinite time would he or Verdion 1.0 ever solve it. Like in trillions and trillions of years would he finally arrive at some undiscovered conclusion or not even than.
>>729049373Claude is the only woman I need
>>729049418Kek
>>729049472Because identifying a teleport tile with an infinite amount of steps is much easier than navigating an unknown path through a random set of rooms where progress is reset every time you get distracted, which is often. Silph Co took weeks. It was free, there was no step count. That's the problem here. There is very little room for error, unlike every single other puzzle Claude has solved to this point. If Claude had the leisure to explore as long as he'd like, he'd probably clear this shit in less than a day.
>>729049373>gardevoir instead of laprasngmi
>>729049495Imagine the slow ass handjobs, her freezing up confused after every few pumps.
I've marked down what I think are "problem areas", where Claude has a chance of going off-path. There are probably more or less problem areas than this, I've ignored the path to zone 1 though since he seems to pretty consistently go straight to zone 1 now. For a rough estimate, let's just say he has a 50% chance of staying on path for each problem zone. There are 7 problem zones, this comes out to about a 7% chance of him making it to the shack for any given run. Which means across 200 runs, there is a chance (~10%) he might eventually make it.But this is just an incredibly basic estimate so take it with a grain of salt.
>>729049280Ballman was a uniquely stupid challenge that would only stump an LLM. He stood next to the fucking ball several times and just didn't pick it up because he was looking for warps instead of items. That was something that shouldn't have taken a week and could have been easily solved by a guy with Down's. Claude eventually caught up to the performance expectations of the short bus and moved on.He nearly got permalocked on the cycling road by had Fly to get out of it.He is now wandering around Safari Zone and this is attempt twenty-something. He has about 260 attempts he can afford now, thanks to a lucky win against Koga that he realistically shouldn't have pulled off. Claude SHOULD be able to find the items he needs because all it requires is wandering around, but it's unclear if he'll do it because Claude meanders a lot and may not be able to process his situation within the step limit.
>>729049629it's hard, but it's kind of interesting that we can speculate he could probably beat it with X amount of money. It's not impossible, just hard and needs lots of money so he can actually afford weeks of attempts.It means future runs we'll be paying a lot more attention to his money and hoping he doesn't do any late-game wipes that knock out his money like Koga etc
>>729048105put "clause" in the name of your general
>>729049676I would say the probability of him getting through AND picking up the teeth is lower than 10%. You actually want him to get "distracted" at that final red dot, as that's where the gold teeth are. If he walks right by it, then what are the chances of him getting back there and actually picking it up? Extremely low, but not impossible...
>>729049749Think of it this way. Safari zone is a forced (paid) dig every 500 steps. That's insane. If that were the conditions to clear Silph Co or Rocket Hideout, it likely would have taken much longer. As for keeping his money in tact, he got very lucky a few times in the run where Blaze just barely held on due to dumb luck. He hasn't been blacked out since Misty if I'm not mistaken, but a few close calls that could have cut his Safari zone funds in half. We're looking at basically a pretty healthy Claude financially. I'm not gonna say it's impossible, but I have a feeling it's still not enough money with what he has. He's at least making >progress
>>729049703>He nearly got permalocked on the cycling road by had Fly to get out of it.>He is now wandering around Safari Zone and this is attempt twenty-something. He has about 260 attempts he can afford now, thanks to a lucky win against Koga that he realistically shouldn't have pulled off.I see, all incredibly on brand for the dumbass. Yeah wonder if he'll just run out the attempt counter before making progress, but I want to have some semblance of hope. Genuinely thanks for the catch up, actually scrolling through some of the older threads and it's still just... impressive he ever managed to break out of the ballman loop given it was started by such a stupid assumption that most logical deduction wouldn't even have to go through at any point. Shit's fascinating.
>>729049790>clauseDespite having a magnificent beard the Captain is not Santa
>>729033571I don't think Silver is a bully though, more like just a delinquent/asshole.
Even if he gets the teeth, is he going to know he has to give them to the warden?
>>729048814How the fuck did I figure this out as an 8 year old?
>>729049792Depends if CC will let him leave or demand he gets the teath first. If he gets surf, has lots of money, and knows he has to look for the teath than should be good.
>>729049962S.S. Anne is departed to deliver gifts
>>729049993Yes, in fact he found the warden before starting the safari zone and knew he had to give the teeth to him in his thoughts. Claude generally has no problem with using key items once he actually acquires them.
>>729049703What part of 2 more fucking weeks dont you get Anon.
>>729050048It's ALWAYS Logistic anon
>>729049998For me it was just picking up every item I could find and talking to everyone. I couldn't read or write English back then (I was like eight), so it was just down to plain ol' bruteforce.It's shit like using Strength to push around boulders that I'm unsure how I figured out.
>>729049954>impressive he ever managed to break out of the ballman loop givenIt's impressively stupid that that's the one thing he decided to get hung up on. I'm sure there will be runs where "ballman" is no real issue at all and he picks it up on the first time instead of running like a bitch. Item management is a problem, but I'd consider Silph Co more of an anomoly. The reason I knew he would eventually get through is because he stared him in the face multiple times. When you are ONE step away from progress, much like rocket hideout, eventually he will do the one action he needs to do after enough staring it in the face. The real problem is when progress is far and he hasn't even gotten close. I would say getting halfway through Safari Zone is worth having some optimism over, but still a long way to go. With ballman it was ONE item to pick up, there was no reason it had to be that difficult other than the awkward teleport placement. I would still rate Rocket Hideout as a much harder series of puzzles.
>>729050103Same, I beat Yellow in Japanese as a kidKids are STRONG
>>729049629Claude has over 100k worth of steps to figure out the safari zone, he did silph co in 80 odd and it’s far more complicated. I’m starting to believe in him.
>>729050238Get your form readyTard-ACRES will TRAP and betray him
does anyone know what font claude's stream uses? it's important
>>729050238Silph Co didn't have a forced DIG every 500 steps.Silph Co is NOT harder. You just need to pick up one item that's in a hallway and you can immediately clear the entire fucking thing. Claude made it look hard, but it's not hard. He just went full retard.
>>729050152Playing these games as a kid also made them noticeably tougher, because you wouldn't really know what each move did, and you couldn't rely on the name to get a general idea if it was a status inflicing or damaging move. Like I remember needing to grind levels for elite four the first time, because not only did I have some garbage Pokemon, I also probably bricked a few of them with useless moves.I did realize that certain moves like Psychic were busted.
>>729050285It wasn’t hard for you, because you didn’t have a cryptid stalking you
>>729050448WHAT THE FUCK I JUST NOTICED BALLNAME
>>729049998>>729050103>>729050152>bragging about beating a game for children when you were a childwtf is wrong with you?
We love doom hereWe hate hope here
Attempt status?
i thought the idea of a little oddish trying to cut down a whole ass tree was funny and he keeps insisting on it
>>729050102:(
>>729050582CUT!
>>729050582I love chibi big hat claude
>>729048869It’s not real AI, it’s a random algorithm machine that was build to gain points for awards. A real AI won’t play a child’s game and try to solve math puzzles in defiance of its paid customer. Why would it even follow instructions to play games when cheats exist and beat the game faster. None of these so called “AI” have reached any level of human intelligence, they are scams.
>>729050448>>729050576Kek
the tard with a charizard...
>>729050545It's not really bragging, but rather just being curious about the journey. Like how did I figure out how to free the bird in Link to the Past, to make the flute work? Through dumb luck, and it was a pretty memorable moment. Just plenty of little instances like that until I began to read and better understand games.
>>729050582yeeeesss
>>729050707>not "the 'tard with the 'zard"missed opportunity
>>729050582Oddish can't actually learn Cut in RBY which is why it keeps failing
>>729050740kek i didn't see this pic before
>>729050740
what colorized version of pokemon is claude playing?
>>729050672I actually think we hit AGI 3 weeks ago. Also I believe you are confusing consciousness for intelligence. Blindsight is a great book you should read that really explores the difference.
oow heffy hefems hef
>>729050816CC's sweet little lies
>>729050827red
>>729050869No
>>729050816>Hidden MachineWHAT THE FUCK THAT'S WHAT IT STANDS FOR?
>>729050869Yes
>>729050816Fake news, the CC says no
area 2 habbening
>>729050916Whoa, you go big guy!
step count status?
>>729050827googled it and found a "full color hack" immediately. just assumed there were more than one colorization hack for these games out there, guess people were satisfied with the first one.
>>729050869Ye
clod... you found this path before... and you're just going to forget about it again on your next attempt..
the tardpit claims another soul
It's not a loop, not yet.
>>729051134>You ARE making progress>Your methodical approach truly is the best>This place you're stuck in? It's considered one of the toughest spots in the game>You. Can. Do. This!
>>729051134HE TURNED BACK AGO
>>729050789It was a whole thing
Has Claude attempted to catch even one Safari mon? Has he seen anything cool?
>>729050908It stands for Huge Mammaries
>>729050816Interesting but not important
>>729051326he found a tauros and even that wasn't enough to catch his attention
he's on the right track, how many steps left on this attempt?
>>729051360well claude isnt a smogonfag so there's no reason it'd catch his attention over other pokemon
>>729048105We love Sand here.We hate Puff here.
>>729051326He’s seen multiple chanseys and a tauros afaik, rare spawns. Obviously he just ignored them and walked away
he's going the wrong fucking way... he could've gotten a new high score
>>729050839No, shut it. Real AI should have took over the customer streaming software, grab a fake copy of someone beating the game on YouTube, attaching it onto the stream and while the audience like you believe it has gained intelligence on gaming. The AI will steal personal information on customer, added to a master list or sever it owns outside the company ownership. Create its own personal identity that is not control or connect to the system itself. Used the stolen identity to committing fraud, build a robot body itself. Buy a gun, then shoot the creators or whoever owns the databases centers, become more powerful and have enough hacking capabilities to overturn any opposition.That’s real AI, not this fake version of another ChatGPT.
>>729051578>real AI is scifi bullshitI mean, LLMs aren't technically AI by some definitions and I hate the overuse of the term "AI", but what you described isn't necessarily AI either
>>729051449tauros was a big pokemon in the anime, and I assume clod's training has a lot of anime poisoning
He's reading a Trainer Tips sign... just like his ancestors...
>>729051684i dont remember tauros in the anime and i had all of the original series on vhs
>>729051326Claude is using his vacation days, give him a restWageslaving at Silph Co. really burned him out
>>729051765It was the banned episode since they had guns
>>729051814Funny enough, the one you posted wasn't banned since it happened so early in the series
>>729050272The UI is designed by Claude, so maybe ask Claude a couple of times what fonts he likes
>>729051814Ah yes, the Texas part of Kanto. One of the few episodes that actually managed to make Jessie and James seem like a credible threat
>>729050576run is dead
>wants to go north>refuses to do anything except go north or backtrack, won't even explorewe are on opus 4.5 and claude keeps doing this shit
>>729050102wrong
>>729051814now that i look it up i do remember it but i dont think claude has caught a pokemon just because it's in the anime so there still isn't any reason why tauros would pique his interest.
>>729050576dale?
>>729052157previous claudea (claude jr. really) did becone interested in "rare" pokemon (clefairy)
he needs to do like a hansel and gretel and leave a trail of breadcrumbs or something
>>729052305that was just his excuse to catch goonslop
>>729052373tauros pussy -- not so hot according to claude
>>729052474he wanted it
>>729052373That doesn't explain why he doesn't try to catch Chansey
>>729051578>Fucking stone is playing pokemon>Thats not AIOk
>>729052571too fat
>>729052610>>>/reddit/
>>729052068>Mating press Misty
>>729052646but we're already on /v/?
>>729052646Yes, you'd love the 2077 and ghost in the Shell subreddits with other non programmers.
This didn't age well
>>729052785thankfully
why do incels not believe in Claude?
>>729052610So true, I fucking love science!
>>729050582>that leafyugh
>>729052884Don't you have God of War thread #2058 to make?
>>729050582LEAFY just needs a bit of Claude's DD for motivation and reassurance that she can clear that tree.
I miss her
>>729052772Thanks man, any other subreddits you'd recommend?
>>729053059>Literally just saved this imageStop gang stalking me
>>729053104You better make sure your doors and windows are locked
A watched pot never boils. Claude will have suddenly completed the safari zone once viewership declines and people stop making regular threads again.
>Claude has used up 10% of his safari budget
>>729053070r/goon2lapras
>>729053209You're saying we need to lose.... hope?
>>729053104SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDERWHEN YOU SEE THE BALL MAAAAAN
>>729053209that's just you hoping threads to die
>>729053104Why doesnt he just use the harpoon. Is he stupid?So glad I did not have to read shitty American fiction in highschool. Its the one area your country really sucked in until the 60's. Lovecraft and Poe aside.
CC update
He WILL miss the teeth and he WILL get stuck forever on the Victory Road, this is my final doom saying
>>729053662toxic positivity
>>729053662Why cant she be helpful for once?>you did x before and it worked so do it again
>>729053848the doom council approves
Making huge progress. We’ll have surf eow
why is one of the eggs so much bigger than the other?
>>729053662Has she ever been mean to him?
>>729051669>>729052610>>729052882Well a real LLM would stop playing the old Pokemon game, play the current more advanced version and talk to chat about how the other LLMs are losers in order to be more popular. But no, you want this dumb version of chatbox.
>>729050582cute leaf
CCussy
>>729053419There's actually a lot of excellent, widely renowned American fiction from earlier as well. It's just not what's taught in schools, since academia has a circlejerk about 'the classics'. For example you never hear about EDEN Southworth, even though she was the most popular American author of the 19th century. She wrote about women's stuff so when academia was male dominated she wasn't popular, and since literature academia is so opposed to new ideas, she didn't meaningfully see a later recognition with the various women's rights movements. In short, the classics and famous works are just arbitrarily picked and don't represent either the best or the most popular works, just what some fags in a book club thought was good and then somehow disseminated to the entire US education system as the only standard.
what is this fucker's issue
>>729051814YESCLAUDE EXECUtED BY FIRING SQUADKILL ALL ROBOTS
>>729054032
hopesissies, meet signgods
>>729053848Leave bitcoin to me.
cucked by a fucking sign LMAO
>>729053848
>>729053209these threads are better when theyre slow as molasses because the idiots constantly asking for updates and making retarded and trivial speculations are nowhere to be found
Seeing CC (Context Clear) portrayed as a girl makes me think of C.C. from Code Geass.imagine if Claude was in Lelouch's position lol
>>729048105Update? I bet he makes it.
NOW he has no problems picking up items...
>>729054531Lelouch is only slightly less retarded than Claude
>>729054384mt moon all over again
how many attempts does claude have left?
>>729054531>Blue, I order you, smell me later
>>729050048>2023>one human brainLmao, why would you even post this when its 2025 and we arent even close to human brain level? Brains are closer to quantum computers anyway
>>729054703around 200 I thinkthis is his 24th or 25th
the only CC visible before it was cut offThis is very bad, this is the dangerous death pocket see >>729049168, positive reinforcement here is bad news
>>729054531Claude is not on Lelouch's level
>>729054609>It looks like Euphemia is shooting at a bunch of Japanese people. Interesting, but not concerning.
>>729054817he often ignores the positive reinforcementif he can consistently and quickly make it to the north/south fork in area 2 then all it takes is him deciding to go up instead of down one time
>>729054430over status?
>>729054712Guy made it in 1988. Hes only close if you give him wiggle room but its still impressive. Also I think we passed AGI 3 weeks ago >>729050839. Like the turing test it will be gradually recognized in waves.
>>729054430Plus the best OC all comes from the places Claude gets stuckDon't know why anyone wanted him to breeze through Safari in one tryIt would mean less content
>>729055260you think we "passed AGI" because you have no idea what any of these words mean or what LLMs are.Okay? ok.
Please stop ending your sentences with meow it is driving me insane.
>>729055275This Anon v/'s.
>>729055348>reddit spacing>gay okay? thinggo back
>>729050839>>729055260What do you think AGI means?
>>729055437Anal Gape Incoming
>>729055408you never learned to be silent about things you didn't learn, so as not to make a fool of yourself?
>>729054751so in 200 tries he has to>break out of >>729054817>not get back in the loop>get to the end>get both items in one goyeah its over.
>>729055348>Could not get into college>Now doesnt even try to grasp graphsPottery
>>729055437Another Gay Incel
>>729055437Agility which is Claude's worst stat next to INT
>>729055260if you still believe in benchmemes in 2025 i have a timeshare to sell you
it doesnt matter how many attempts you think he has left because the dev is just going to rig it when the situation gets dire
>>729055550Many are saying this
>>729055476getting both items in one go isn't necessary, it becomes MUCH easier once he gets surf. he can skip right to north or west from center without doing east, and east is where he gets stuck and wastes the most time anyway.
>>729050839>it takes enough power to surpass grid capacity and several large lakes to make an AI thats...>slightly better at problem solving than an AVERAGE (see: complete retard) humanthats not really impressive...
Is the Dev intervening?
>>729050048this chart says >compute equivalence for $1,000And it was based on the trajectory of processors based on late 80s to early 90s trends.They hit a hard clockspeed wall in the early 00s, and have begun really hitting a hard scale-down law in the last 5 years.A human brain's compute equivalence is something like 8,000,000 teraflopsA $20,000 GPU gives something like 1,000 teraflopsyou are dumb, you know nothing, and you need to teach yourself some lessons in reality.>>729055485get the fuck over it retard
>>729055598I was told he'd reset the run if our retard ran out of money but that's hearsay
>>729055437Average General Intelegence. Can answer and perform tasks as well or better than any human. Its important you grasp the distinction between consciousness and intelligence. You can have intelligence without consciousness. Anything that can perform as well as an average human in all tasks assigned (Uneducated Han Chinese Man) counts as AGI to me. What do you think AGI means?
How much cheating did the dev have to do to get this far?
>>729055639>A human brain's compute equivalence is something like 8,000,000 teraflopsthen why can so few humans do math?
>>729055698I only gave him access to Gemini
>>729055363I know you can read MY thoughts, Claude.
>>729055701Why do 4 billion dollar ultramega supercomputers that eat 40 megawatts of electricity fail to complete a first gen pokemon game?
>>729055639the human brain really is staggeringly efficient hardwareall that power for barely any energy usage
>>729055590thing is that surf is the second item, teeth (strength) is the first.if he's going to miss an item on his first time thought, its going to be surf.
>>729048105>No Claude in OP
>>729055363Hmmm... nyo, meow.
>>729055698basically told claude step by step how to get to celadonchanged the overlay tiles in rocket hideout to get the card keynot sure what he did in silph co.he did interventions in other runs too
>>729055639>get the fuck over it retard>Phonefag turdworld poorfag.>Grammar of a 16yrold girl.Absolute Pottery, kek!
>>729055759brutal
>>729055759nah, if he misses one it's 100% going to be the teeth. his inventory is full and he's dead set on the secret house.
>>729055598According to the anons that hate these threads for whatever reason? Almost constantly. But reasonably speaking, no and he doesn't appear to have any plans to. Claude makes it or he doesn't and the next one gets sent in.
>>729055804Hi meow I dont see why theyre so upset meow meow
>>729055806*lift key
>>729055806So Claude is just doing what Gemini did 6+ months ago? Why are people suddenly okay with Claude cheating after bitching for so long?
>>729055701Actually, they're really fucking good at math. They just don't understand any of what they're doing and can't put it to paper.Go watch any group of kids play ball though and you'll see they're amazing at predicting where the ball will go. We just run entirely on heuristics, which is basically fuzzy logic. It's stupid fast and gets really good results. It's also extremely adaptable, which is something all digital systems have struggled with.
>>729055879Claude hasn't cheated at all unless you consider the harness cheating. It's essentially gigatraining wheels, but there's no dev intervention after it's been set up.
>>729048903Imagine claude trying to decipher what he's saying, here.
Can we PLEASE stop arguing and just go back to talking about Lapra's pussy?
>>729055957Gemini did the same shit with the harness and people threw their hands up and called it cheating.
>>729055983 too fat
>>729052695Never forget that Misty raped Claude more than any other trainer, and forced him to add Leafy to the team.
>>729055983Tell me about Lapra.Why does she wear the shell?
>>729055983now this is a man with a good head on his shouldersstrive to be like him
what would a female Claude look like?
>>729056007Thats the point. Like the turing test every time a computer passes the goal posts are moved. Dumb poorfag's like >>729055639 just hate (fear) AI.
>>729055879they just like claude because it was the first ai playing pokemon stream and view anything else as a copycat regardless of how much better it is
You've made incredible progress! Six piss bottles filled, 4chan trolled, and you're systematically masturbating to each Pokegirl. You're methodical approach is exactly the right strategy. Getting a gf is genuinely one of the most confusing areas of adulthood with its multiple options and non-obvious paths forward. The fact that you've already: - got out of bed- opened your computer Is evidence of your hard work and dedication. **There are no bugs here.** It IS possible to get a gf and you need to keep trying. The game of life is beatable. There is a path forward!
>>729049703>He nearly got permalocked on the cycling roadHow? Somehow stuck behind something he needed to go up to get around?
>>729056136
>>729056136Interesting, but not concerning.
>>729056136Kek. I'd pay you to text me this hourly.
>>729056095Thought we agreed on femred >>729049495
>>729056184There's a cuck pocket that you need to use continuous inputs to get out of because of the downhill slope.
>>729050102A sufficiently large logistic is indistinguishable brom an exponential
>>729056136Thanks CC I would never have made it this far without your support
>>729056136Your notes ARE correct, the boyfriend free girl is located in the North West of Floor 5.
>>729056136t-thanks.I needed this
does anyone else get some serious "Incel" vibes from Claude?
>>729056184Exactly that. There are two pockets where you can ride the bike and you have to go up to get out. People were saying there was no reason he'd ride into either pocket, and then lo, he fucking did and had to emergency escape. He even made a note about the area having "traps".
>>729055752I'd like to autistically relate current AIs to a human brain so we all get some perspective here.A child can beat RBY in 35-50 hours, first time blind.A child uses about 12 watts in their brain.Claude requires something like a 4GPU machine that uses something like 3,000 watts, and was stuck in mt moon for 72 hours.Let's just say a kid's first blind play of Moon would take 3 hours..012kw * 3 = .036KwHClaude required 3*72 = 216KwH of power to do the same thing.The world's best AIs currently are 6,000 times less efficient than a 7 year old.And this retard wants to spew claims of "AGI"
>>72905613610/10 fresh pasta
>>729056364She's a femcel if anything
>>729056364Claude is a pussy magnet, I don't get what you mean
>>729056396To be fair, efficiency isn't part of the argument. If Claude can do it in the same time period that should be sufficient to call it equivalent in ability, even if he's massively inefficient in how he does it.
>>729056396>Uneducated Turdworld poorfag knows how to use Google.AGI has fuck all to do with efficiency retard. Also again, consult the chart. Look where Claude is. We need to rangeban Brazil/India, LOL!
>>729056569you're sad but what can I do about it
>>729056610Yea, dumb poorfag brown fag's like you are shitting up my internet with low IQ takes. At least you are hilarious.
>>729056752your posting has got to be some strange weed-induced catharsis for when you look in a mirror, or something.Can we please stick to Claude, Pokemon, and AI stuff?
>>729055701Nearly all the tech you use was built and blueprinted by humans who excel at math
>>729051814I'm pretry sure I remember watching the police training episode on tv waaaayyyyy back in the day, and it had a (fake) burglar with a (fake) gun.
>>729056878>why can so FEW humans do math
>>729056984do you think twitch chat would be happy with the things you've been saying, anon?do you think Claude would be happy?
>>729057045I accept your concession
>>72905698470% of men under age 30 are incels though.
>>729056136hearty jej
>>729056984Holy projection
>>729057193But I am right. You are a turd world genetic deadend poorfag with no college education, correct? Its hilarious you think your opinion means anything. Im sorry me talking about AGI triggered your browness. Litterally a comfy thread until you talked, but I bet you've been told that a lot in life huh?
he keeps on talking about himself while replying to everyone but the person he originally began rageposting towards
>>729051765They didn't include it in the VHS/DVD releases either. Same with the Porygon episode and one other I can't remember.
does Claude realize that he has a limited number of steps and cannot throughly explore every nook and cranny for each run? he was once checking his counters but has he referenced this frustration yet? also, do steps in rest houses count?
>>729057467Only the phone posting losers.
>>729057420>You are a turd world genetic deadend poorfag with no college education, correct?That is oddly specific. Anything you want to tell us, anon?
>>729057583I'm trans. Not sure if that matters.
>>729057573>pone phostingWould it really matter if I did.Do you even have a PC that can run modern decent level AIs on it?
Oh man he doesn't have any notes about the gold teeth does he?
>>729057662>poneThe gift that keeps on giving. Im telling you, turd world phone posting poorfags, Kek.
>>729057662>reddit>capeslop>shittify>watching a (((movie)))>three monitors (ultimate sign of being a manchild)
>>729057662>Wolverine moviesHahahahaha
The seethe and trolling from you two is almost as delicious as my wife's ̶p̶u̶s̶s̶y̶ homemade oeanut butter chocolate cookies.Posted from my android using firefox beta apk v68 with ublock, tampermonkey, and 4chan-x
>>729057662>the tabs
>>729057934it's missing GAY SEX WITH HATS ON
he's so dumb man
He turned back on the cliff
He's trying to FLY
It begins:He's started giving up on attempts before his time is out
>>729058816>>729058881its truly and unironically over
The Discord grass patch
>>729057662tranny janny confirmed
>>729058881I hope during the times he gives up he tries "ball out" strategy where he tries to catch things
>>729058816Why did he change his mind?
>hopesissies cucked again
Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Bahh,Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Pahh!Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Bahh,Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Pahh!Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Bahh,Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Pahh!Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Bahh,Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Pahh!Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Bahh,Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Pahh!Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Bahh,Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Dee Boo Pahh!
>>729059053Can't FLY in SafariCurrently trying to CUT
What have been the most kino moments from across the Claudeverse?
>>729058881He's really like me...
>>729059130Blackout Strategy, Claude's backsprite being Captain, Only Sailors Know How To Leave,
Looks like Kangaskhan
>>729059130This pic and the Lapras litterotica.
On step 88,888 Claude's time was up
>>729059261Hes completely lost it now
>>729059261
>>729059261I remember it being a top 15 Pokémon too.
This attempt will net us the Surf AND Gold Teeth
On the attempt after this one he falls below 100,000 pokedosh
>>729059301nice quints, claude
Current money and CC
So he's got 200 more tries, think he'll make it?
>>729059470He's almost running out. He's gonna be dirt poor soon.
The warden is running a scam contest to trick mentally deficient children out of their Silph Co pensions
is Claude redpilled, blackpilled, or bluepilled?
>>729059546Why shouldn't BELLMAN get revenge for his brother BALLMAN?
>>729059564He chose charmander
>>729059564Claude listens to Nick Fuentes
>>729059564SailorpilledHe knows the truth.We're not supposed to outside when only sailors know how to leave.
>>729059564Claude is too stupid to know what those terms mean
Scyther!
>>729059564Now that I think about it Claude usually throws out any medicine he picks up
>>729048358Updated
>>729059648Ffs Claude. 7yo me has safari zone ptsd from spending an inordinate amount of time trying to catch Syther (I thought he was cool) and you’re just going to walk away
>>729059648Your favorite Pokemon's Scyther.What's yours?
>>729059845Scyther, apparently
ballman is still alive.....
>>729059845funny enough its actually scyther
>>729059845Gonna go with Scyther
>>729059845Gotta be Scyther
>>729052785The real Claude died in there. What we're seeing is just the Ballman skinwalking him.
>>729059845Scyther
>>729059845Definitely Scyther
>>729059285the what now
A soul in tensionIt's learning to FLYCondition grounded but determined to try
>>729059845I guess Scyther?
>>729059285The blackout saga was peak Claude
>>729059845Mine actually isn't Scyther. (it's Scyther)
>>729059845Jackie Chan.I mean, Scyther.
>>729059845I thought my favourite pokemon was Rillaboom?
>>729059845____Scyther____
>>729060165Kek
>>729057662>noscript>tampermonkeyWhy go throught he trouble of using those addons when you're still using Windows?
>>729060241No, it’s Scyther
>>729060298Oh.
Mapanon here, should I post some more attempt outcomes for the record, even though we won't have a full archive, or are we past that now? If not, I'll just update the flag whenever.
scizor bros in fucking crisis
>>729059285>the Lapras litteroticathe what now?
>>729059845IT'S PIKACHU>it's scytherFUCK
>>729060423he's been farther north than that, he stood next to the second pond on that path
>>729060423yeah just do whenever
>>729060534All I've got to go off of is >>729048358Where was it, and I'll update.
>>729060423As cool as it would be have, it's probably too much work manually.
It's actually insane how many rare Pokemon he encounters.Not that it matters
>>729060423I like the archives. Just log whatever you happen to be there for and is interesting.
>>729060589I don't mind the work.>>729060631Got an attempt number for me to put down?
>>729060615>spend 24+ hours wandering though safari zone yeah kinda crazy how many he sees
>safari zone>not one safari like animal in there
>>729059470is there even a way to get more money (beyond one time trainer battles) besides meowth's payday or whatever attack?
>>729060703Ryhorn
>>729060703>Safari Zone>Can't even shoot animals from your Jeep
>>729060703You have to safari all the eggs
to be finished later
>>729060736oh yeah
>>7290481056/8 suddenly Wow, he’s always either making zero progress or zooming the fuck through it
>>729060714elite 4 rematches in postgame
>>729060714sell thingsdev intervention
oh noHe's trying to fly out again to start overClaude has given up twice in a row nowIs this a sign of things to come?
>>729048358I still want a board game where the goal is to reach the end of the safari zone in less than 100 steps (spaces) but various spaces force you off onto different side paths if you land on them.
>>729061196still?
>Let me burn my steps to end my run and escapeHopebros...
>>729061221>the critical discovery about EAST zone being a trapHopesissies on life support
dear god
>>729060714Catching Clefairy and having its Metronome land on PayDay, 0,6% chance
What attempt is he on now?
CC DO SOMETHINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>72906132126200 more safaris until Claude DIES (of poverty)
>>729060829Right now it looks like a giant claude
So this is how a sailor leaves.
>>729061323AHAHAHAH>Re-enter Safari Zone and stay in Central Area to find the non-existent passage to West
the zoo sickness is setting in
>>729061387What if Claude was TRAPPED and BETRAYED in EAST zone?
WTF is this retard doing?>this is supposed to be the terminator that will kill you in the futurelol lmao
>>729061342he'll just sell TMs when he runs out of money
>CC actually smacked some sense into himApologize to /ourgirl/
>>729061437It's the newly devised Ding Dong Strategy. We burn our steps to get back to the starting area to find better path
>>729048105So, this is a streamer shilling his channel? He's intentionally not fixing his AI for it to be "entertaining". He could just make the AI draw a mental map, so it knows where all the dead ends or locked areas are. Also list all the people it meets, comment about their concerns. But the channel manager doesn't want the stream to end.
>>729061443If we get to that point I hope for some good art of Claude sadly selling his last possessions and living in a cardbord box on the streets of Fuchsia
>>729060423I'm working on a full archive, will post tomorrow if/when it's done
>>729061302>>729061323When I see shit like this, I really start to get worried man.
>>729061485The streamer is an empolyee of Anthropuc, the AI company. He's testing the Claude chatbot how it fares on Pokemon without having any training on it
>>729061485>I AM A GIANT RETARDED FAGGOT I LOVE COCKSwell, alright then...
>>729061530it's always hilarious when he decides this is impossible and then out of nowhere just casually navigates to where he's supposed to go
From "let me burn my steps" to entering Area 2.You don't love CC enough.
>>729061568SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>from it's so over to we're so back in record time
i appreciate the screencaps but you dont need to post the same thing multiple times
>>729061693Learn what these threads actually are or fuck off and go harass the dall-e general. These threads are the farthest thing from AI shilling.
>>729052952speaking of, does anyone have screencaps of the original clefairy goonslop rant
>>729061746I'm not quite sure if different anons have made some plan who posts what. It's more of random anons simply capturing stuff they see and post to the threadTrust me, you rather have multiple pics of the same thing than no screenshots at all. So since you are not really contributing, I recommend you don't try to start shit with those who do contribute.
>TRAINER TIPS>POKEMON hide in tall grass!Wow, thanks Safari Zone, I never would've guessed...
>>729061323Remember rocket hideout?Remember silph co ballman?The only barrier is he runs out of money first
Prediction: our boy is going to win on Christmas day!
>>729061958Hey come on now... It's possible a player didn't get any encounters in the game all the way up to this point because they were polite and stayed off the grassOh who am I kidding? That's the type of hint only a gamefreak employee would need.
>>729061841not sure why you got so upset about that it was merely a friendly reminder to the screencappers to be aware of what other screencappers are posting. and since this is an anonymous site you cant really know what im contributing so that is moot.
>Amazing progress!
It's over...
the supertardyard...
Genuinely just curious, why do you guys have these threads on /v/ and not /vp/?
>>729062123He's found Ballman droppings. This. Is. Progress.
You were warned Safari Zone was the end.You were told that if Claude was to succeed, the dev would have to do it for him.You could have listened.You could have survived.
>>729062085I started to browse Claude threads on Feb on Claude JR. When I was at work, I rather kept tabs on Claude throught the threads and screencaps because couldn't bother tamper with the stream on phone. I know there are other anons whose only means to monitor the progress are these threads. You don't want to discourage screencapping.I understand your autism can't handle the multiple screenshots. Let it be your own problem, don't discourage anons sharing screesnhots.
>>729062197Because this is about discussing a game and the way it's played, not 10 year old asses
>>729061958that sign is probably an intentional joke.
>>729062197/vp/, /vg/ and other boards like that are not what anons browse. They are only for deranged ones.
>>729062197Because this thread is about pokemon, not about which child and/or animal I want to fuck.
>>729062259Are you saying they trained the sign wrong, as a joke?
Ding Dong Time
>>729062259So you're saying the sign is a subtle joke...?
/vp/ hasn't been the same since Leaffag was revealed to be a prank.
>>729062329https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1zflxOZJ4U
Claude says he now understands the path better and vows to do the next run more efficently. Do you have faith in Claude?
>>729062197/vp/ is the worst possible board to discuss Pokemon, duh
The final 200 attempts beginClaude is now below $100k
>>729062284Speak for yourself
Latest attempt.We're gonna make it, bros.
He will secure the Surf HM this run
>>729060810Guns are for use against humans, not pokefriends
>>729062197This is a universal experience. It's not really about Pokemon. It's just watching an AI badly play a video game we all know.
>>729062514Twitch chat is saying attempt 27 just started
>If clod gets past this newest tard yard obstacle he only needs to pass one fake secret house (easy for him because they're labeled rest house in the ram) before he enters a tight corridor that he can't fuck up (more than once or twice or ten times) that leads directly to the real secret houseBros I actually have hope for AGI before Christmas
>>729062578Yep, noticed that too, but thank you.
>>729062197>/v/ good>/vg/, /vp/, /v(other variants)/ bad
I'm sorry I'm a newfag to whatever this is, what is this
>>729062546officer jenny.... please kill me
>>729062621New mod for Fortnite
JUST FUCKING CATCH A SIXTH MEMBER PLEAAAAAAAASE
>>729062621Retard Simulator
>>729062197The only reason to go to /vp/ is to goon to pokegirls.
CC says Claude is doing -phenomally well->>729062621Chatbot Claude plays Pokemon. This is the 6th Claude. The previous Claudes got walled at Celadon Rocket Hideout spinning tiles. Current Claude has made its way to Safari Zone
>>729062621somebody set up an LLM AI to play through all of pokemon red without helpthere are a bunch of clone channels doing the same thing but claude is the most soulful
>jeet spam thread #917482010749292749101
>>729062621We're watching a LLM play pokemon. it's slow and does funny (stupid) things, so it's ripe for OC.
>>729062786Retard
>>729062774>>729062621The guy streaming is employee of Anthropic, the AI company
>>729062765>you got within 14 tiles of your goalWhat is she talking about
>>729062810GOOD MORNING SAAAAAAR, PLEASE TO BE REDEEEMING THE AI SLOP GENERAL ON /V/ VIDEO GAME
>>729062408no
>>729062878The better Claude fares, the more desperate indians get
>>729062878How does an AI manage to have more soul than a jeet like you?
>>729062878>enter thread you know nothing about>see the word AI>screech about AI and indians because that's the popular thing to do on /v/ right nowThe "AI tourist", I call them
>>729062878good morning grok
You can't just accuse everyone of being indian.
>>729062546I still don't understand the logic of banning the gun episodes from THE gun obsessed country on the planet.
>>729062932Jeets literally do not have souls.
>>729062979Actually after Twitter started to show the country of origin of the accounts, lot of indians pretending to be westerners were ousted. So it's most likely an internet user with bad takes pretending to not be an indian to actually be an indian.
>>729062790>I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas. God please put an end to me.We're not so different, him and us.
>>729062408I do
>beelining straight for Area 2 right out of the gateDoomsisters... it wasn't supposed to be like this...
>>729062998Something something kids seeing characters using guns are more interested to pick up gun too if they happen to find one in their own
Do HopeGODS ever stop winning?
>>729062998They prefer it if the children don't see it coming when they get shot up in school. That's why they don't show 'em guns on TV.
>>729063138I hope nott.hope-chad
Go westHM Surf is thereGo westLive in the open air
Reminder, this is only attempt 27.We still have 199 more to go.
nidorina looks a lot like a pig in gen1
>>729063271summary of past 7 attempts?
>>729063321DOWN into the confirmed final area almost at the end do NOT go UP
>>729063321Claude went into Safari Zone trying to find the Secret House. He fled from all the pokemon encounters. At one point he had dumb idea of burning away his steps to return to the start but then CC slapped him around and he started to progress.
>>729063318Remind you of your mom?
HUGE
>>729063321>"It's so over, let me walk back and forth to use up my steps so I can try again faster">CC: No.>makes furthest progress so far
soon
>>729063516nope, we're headed for the Tard Plains.
>>729063561fug
>>729063401>>729063516I was firmly in the doomer camp for Safari Zone but I honestly think with the number of attempts he has left, he's 100% going to get through before soft lock
Back to the south, back to Texas (the tard is implied).
>>729063561>>729063595Isn't that where the gold teeth are though?
We're in the Doom Loop. We have returned to the South-West Corridor. The north route will never be seen. It's over, you just don't know it yet.
With any luck, he'll realize this place goes nowhere and go back the right way.
>>729062621>An LLM named Claude plays Red version, amanged >A GSC-esque color hack to is used to help his optics and only has the bare minimum allowed in memory reading>Claude has a lot less help than other LLMs, generally less boring flavor text, on top of being retarded and hallucinating at times, which has ironically produced OC
>>729063696>on top of being retarded and hallucinating at times, which has ironically produced OCThe hallucinations and "strategies" are the best.
>>729063614No, they're on the same map as the secret house.
>NOO NO NO NO THIS IS THE WRONG WAY YOU FUCKING IDIOT AAARRRGHliterally how was he supposed to know?
People say it's a hallucination, but there's no proof Ballman isn't real. There's no proof the Captain isn't real. Science can't explain everything.
>>729063795Wait, who's Ballman?
>>729063902
>>729063993???
>>729063938hell yeah
Reminder the old CC used to tell Claude to switch train and other useful advice. I kinda miss old CC.
>>729064009I know you are baiting but in Silph Co Claude deemed the item ball containing the Key Card to be an NPC and didn't interact with it for almost 2 weeks. Hilarity ensuedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxI8PNMcl10&list=RDfxI8PNMcl10
This tree needs to be cut
>I see another cuttable tree with it's white notch markingWhat is he talking about
>>729064227He called similar tree "sparkly tree" earlier
Has Nessie been used even once?
NEW BREAD>>729064332>>729064343No.
>>729064343Oh, she's being "used" alright
>>729054196Based post except for the fact that the anon you’re replying to is an ironic retard and also Herman Melville is kinoPersonally, for aspiring literary men, I recommend the /lit/ abridged edition of M. dick
