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>>729080281

>>729080281
>10 years for mobile slop
lmao. it's dead on arrival

>>729080324
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

>>729080281
sloppa vibes

>>729080281
Omg soulja boy did a video 17 years ago where he mentioned a game let's talk about it forever

>>729082041
WOOOOOOOOP

>5 billion man hours
>makes own engine
>makes own programming language
>complete unfettered autism
>all for some sokoban shit
same thing for witness, hundreds of thousands of dollars for some line puzzles that could've been a mobile game

>>729082041
He's the only person relevant to this game.

>>729082041
he is the only reason that makes Blow games relevant

>>729080324
can't wait for his gameplay analysis video

Looks good, plus it filters niggers and their worshippers (they don't understand games without a gun or a ball in it) and bluesky fags (boycotting because of politisperg convictions).

>>729082331
It really couldn't have been a mobile game. The map is pretty big and the graphics are too much for that era's phones.

>>729082331
>>all for some sokoban shit
*Some of the best Sokoban-like games, actually. Play the originals.
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>>729082452
>>729082620
for retards

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>>729080281
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>>729083040
wow, how incredibly original, this would be like making a platformer where north is Mario world, south is sonic world, west is crash world and so on and si forth, how absolutely uninspired and devoid of creativity, why wouldn't I just play those originals then? why bother with this shit at all?

>>729083290
kek

>>729080281
We endured the wait, the radio silence, the vaporware allegations... and now the gates are opening. Blowbros, it’s finally time. We ride.

>>729083374
>why wouldn't I just play those originals then?
1) The puzzles are 3D, not just graphically, but they have height.
2) Interplay of mechanics from those 4 games.

I wish we had a launch month. Or at least a launch season. If not a release date.
2026 is very broad.

>>729083374
Also, all of those games are really short. It's not like Order of the Sinking Star is competing with free browser games, it's just more and better of them. Play them too, they are great.

>>729084223
I wish it was releasing on the NS2.
I'll get it for PC. But Steam Decks / etc are expensive, and I like playing my puzzle games handheld.
What's more. I bet the game will release for the NS2, but after I've already gotten it for and played it on PC. But it is what it is I guess.

THERE AINT NO POINT TO THE GAME

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>>729084223
There wasn't a month given because they still have a lot of work to do. The voice acting in the trailer was just for the trailer, and the fogged over areas in the overworld colored cubes instead of proper models.

>>729085265
What are the chances of the game somehow missing the 2026 release goal altogether?

>>729085705
NTA but I'd say low
Blow does not often make public announcement that can fail

>>729085705
Not 0. He talked about it in an interview. If it's a choice between delaying and cutting content, he'll delay.

IT'S LIKE MARIO IN THE FUTURE

>>729086239
Was that video seriously funny enough for some people to make them quote it many years later?

>>729086915
It was pretty fuckin funny. He dont never run out of the going back in time potion

I have JoBlow fatigue

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>>729080281
Why not just play the original games?

>>729086915
>>729087415
It is not the video itself but the reaction it causes blow to produced
He didnt just seethe
he
SEETHED
he
MALDED
he
RAGED
he
CRIED

It.was.kino.

>>729087770
looks like cheeks

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>>729087770
The original only has 24 levels. And it's 2D.

>>729087958
Did he, though? Based on that one video alone, it just seemed like he was sad that people liked Braid only because it's a fun puzzle platformer with time bullshit instead of its artistic merit. To be fair, I also didn't care about the "themes" and "undertones" of Braid. And I didn't listen to any of the audio logs in The Witness after the first few. I've read that Order of the Sinking Star will have a lot more concrete narrative than Blow's previous games, so I hope it won't be to its detriment.

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>>729087770
Also, there will be puzzled based on Promesst 3, which was never released.

>>729080281
Why is this game shilled so heavily here?
Did Blow hire some guerrilla marketing agency?

>>729091145
No, it's mostly just me. Although I didn't make this particular thread. I'm genuinely just looking forward to the game and wanted to talk about it.

>>729091145
Who knows how the quality will actually measure up in the end.
But in terms of scope it might be the biggest game of the genre, maybe ever. And it is heavily, heavily inspired by some beloved examples of the genre. Which bodes well Blow's game doesn't get stale or runs off the rails completely.

Why wouldn't fans of the genre be interested in the game?
What games of the genre do you think deserve attention instead?
I do know other games of the genre I think deserve attention, but I don't see why I couldn't or wouldn't be interested in all of them. I am.

>>729091614
>I do know other games of the genre I think deserve attention
Have you played the demo for He Who Watches? It's pretty good.

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>>729092612
>Have you played the demo for He Who Watches?
That was unironically the top example I was thinking of.
I hope it releases without trouble and ends up being as promising as the demo is.