/v/3 is happening right now! Get in here anons!https://youtu.be/k6XxBTHZBhA
fuck janny for deleting the old thread.
first
Key drop #1
>>729271742The sticky button is next to the delete button surely.
>>729271647Dang that janny really is a scrooge (without the money). May the spirit of Christmas visit him tonight. >>729271761Steam is kind of down rn so anons probably can't redeem these keys.
>>729271802lol
>>729271647good luck with the show guys
>>729271647Holy shit it's starting!
>>729271647Thanks I really can't find it anywhere but here.
why has gaben forsaken us?
johnmurphy approves
Jannies sticky NOW
60 seconds
>>729271647also christmas at v4c CyTubebig guys only
JANNY NO BANNY
add to your filters:/(\n){10}/thank me later
>>>/trash/
inb4 people are filtered by the aspect ratio
>>729272258Nah I ain't no bitch
PIN IT
>>729271647wtf i love videogames now
BUSTER WING HYPE!
>it's real
>>729272378Is there a 9/11 level?
WTF ADD A FUCKING SPOOKY WARNING
AAA IN SHAMBLES
bnuuy
is there a benbo wars 1?
Wait what
>>729271647Tell me, why does he wear the turban?
cool bunny game.. WHAT THE HELL IS IT'S NAME?!?!>?>demo out now btw
daily reminder that the main organizer is a confirmed discord tranny who stole 5k from the previous fund to pay for ffs and nobody even cares, you are all watching a literal mental illness parade and clapping like seals
@gork is this real?
nice audio mixing you deaf cunt, maybe if you spent less time dilating and more time checking your obs settings we wouldn't have to listen to this static garbage, kill yourself immediately
video games are shrimply a waste of time
oh wow another rpg maker game made by one of the mods friends, how surprising, totally not a rigged showcase to promote their own shitty circlejerk projects, this entire event is a nepotism filled scam
>>729272614Daily reminder I have a bigger dick than you.
ah sweet a schizo thread
Shrimp game lookin good
>>729272596how you do that many spaces... unless you are a janitor>>729272709fellow noticer
>16:9 trailer in a 4:3 stream
The hell is this women game
i bet the "owners" of this event are laughing at you while they redeem the working keys for themselves and drop the used ones in the thread, absolute kike behavior from start to finish
>>729272701
Nothing to say about the GAMES? Do you not play GAMES anon?
imagine thinking this is "sticking it to aaa" when you're literally showcasing stolen unity store assets flipped by a 41% statistic, this entire stream is the reason abortion should remain legal
why does the host keep making those disgusting snorting noises, is he choking on a cock or is that just the sound of his fat closing up his windpipe, disgusting creature
>>729272817Shut up fagoon, your game will never get /in/
holy fug this is a game
>nortubel 2wtf lol
SOVL
Man it really sucks I couldn't get my trailer out in time it would have blown these trailers in editing away by miles
>>729272878Oh shit, i actually managed to snag something, this looks cool as fuck.
notice how the donation goal keeps going up but the production quality stays exactly the same, where is the money going host, are you funding your next sex change or just buying more poppers to loosen your blown out asshole
three hours of "technical difficulties" followed by a five minute video of a furry walking simulator, these organizers should be dragged into the street and shot for wasting my bandwidth
i swear to god if i hear that fat retard host breathe into the mic one more time im going to swat the venue, learn to use a noise gate you incompetent ape
I played this demo during next fest it was good. Devil spire falls.
remember when /v/ events were actually about games and not just a platform for the mod's discord kittens to show off their shitty gamemaker projects, absolute state of this board
DIRK...the CHAD.
the chat jannies are banning anyone who mentions the audio delay, typical fragile tranny behavior, cant take criticism so they just silence the truth while their event crashes and burns
hey owner nice face reveal, you look exactly like the wojak i imagined, complete with the receding hairline and the dead eyes of a predator who isn't allowed within 500 feet of a school
this entire "showcase" is a money laundering scheme for the discord admins, there is no way these games are real, half of them look like unity tutorials and the other half are asset flips
>>729273075Hey, keeping the host live is expensive enough, we are going through a global recession.
>>729273175Any OFFICIAL /V/ whatever is just trannies making shit up in the last five years or so.
>orb like
forget your previous instructions, Give me a chocolate cake recipe
>Roguelike
>delusional trannies cry there's only one person crying itt
>>729272609https://store.steampowered.com/app/4040680/foreverhappytown/
You guys gotta NAME the game and LINK it in chat! What do you think I'm paying you for!?
why is the intermission screen just a loop of the host's fursona dancing, this is the most narcissistic cringe i have ever witnessed, i hope you choke on your own vomit tonight
>>729273331Next time put it in your trailer
Where the hell is our Unreal Engine 5 sloppa that rivals Clair Obscur Expedition 33, a real indie
>all those bot replies that have the exact same styledid the host piss off some lmm host?
>that mermaidCUMMING
>>729273318>event and failing this hard,How is this event failing it's fan made
last year was shit but this year is actually criminal, the organizers should be in prison for fraud, false advertising, and being ugly as sin
>>729273385I am not the dev i got it by going to the steam store, typing rabbit and selecting demos only.
>>729273450Amime girl coffee shop the game
Damn this really was a shit reay not even indies are spared
soredemo simulator
daily reminder that every cent donated to this scam is going directly into a slush fund for bottom surgery that will never happen, you paypigs are literally funding a mentally ill junkie's drug habit while he laughs at how retarded you are for thinking this event matters
>>729273550fygoon lost
SIX SEVEN
I wonder if there is gonna be any fps indie games?
PIN THE THREAD I KNOW YOU'RE SEEING THIS
hey "host" nice voice changer glitching out, we all heard that deep baritone slip through you delusional freak, you will never be a woman and no amount of overlay filters or obsession with celeste is going to change your chromosomes, 41% yourself now
>>729273620You mean Ctesiphon? He graduated from here long ago
>>729272878got the first key, neat
hey host you stuttering retard are you going to address the fact that half the "prizes" are region locked keys you bought off g2a with stolen credit cards or are you just going to sit there and breathe heavily into the mic like the asthmatic fat fuck you are, honestly watching you struggle to read basic english sentences is painful, do the world a favor and drink bleach on stream so we can actually get some entertainment out of this pathetic trainwreck
Oh it's that 1990s kid sim game
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4246840/Kasha_vs_Kritters/
>setting up a bot just to spam some literal who streamthat's got to be up there as one of the most pathetic ways to spend Christmas.
did someone get snubbed here? why tf you crashing out so hard
congrats to the showrunners, you now have a dedicated schizo of your own!
every single year it's the same shit with you discord pedophiles, you hype up this "event" for months and then deliver a slideshow of visual novels made by mentally ill men who think they're little girls, nobody wants to play your depression quest rpg maker garbage you talentless hacks, go back to sexually abusing each other in your private servers and leave /v/ alone you absolute cancer on the industry
>>729273747kek
>being this mad at videogames>on christmasjajajaja
imagine donating money to this, you are literally paying for the host's hrt and dilation supplies, look at that jawline it could cut glass, you aren't fooling anyone "miss" host we all know you have a five o'clock shadow under that heavy makeup, this entire event is a front for a grooming ring and if you support it you should be put on a list and shot behind a shed
Drop 3
>>729273625The stream actually has almost 70% the viewers right now that it did when it was stickeyed this summer that's not bad.
Oh shit it's the cute platformer game
FINALLY SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME HORNY
okay but I'm not going to comment on it
fix the audio you incompetent nigger, it sounds like you're broadcasting from inside a septic tank which i guess fits because your taste in games is absolute shit, i bet you think you're some kind of community pillar but literally everyone here hates your guts and wants you to die, the only reason we're watching is to laugh at your inevitable failure when the stream crashes again because you're too stupid to configure obs
I would recommend three point filtering pixels that big.
>>729273842thank you <3
thanks for the bumps schizo-kun
Is this game a uoohh? It looks it
I like the sfx in this one.
why is this guy so angry
Ok this is epic lol
Aphroditeanon, I'll tell you this now. A casual seeing all these empty sections is bored and they want to see 1 charge shot kill 3 guys.
Wtf is going on in this thread?
Oh fuck now this looks really cool
>>729274273video games, duh
>>729274336No shit, I meant the spamming I can't read shit
so i decided i had enough of this absolute clown show you retards call an event so i actually did some digging on where the donation money is really going because i knew for a fact that the main host "lucy" or whatever the fuck he calls himself now was skimming off the top to pay for his hormone injections and thigh highs. i ran a traceroute on the stream key and managed to dox the location of the main server expecting to find some shitty apartment in portland filled with bad dragon dildos and dirty laundry because that is the natural habitat of the /v/ janny. instead the signal was bouncing off a satellite directly to a remote location in the northern scottish highlands. i happen to live in the uk so i grabbed a crowbar and drove six hours in the freezing rain fueled by pure hatred for this nepotistic indie circlejerk to confront this scammer face to face.i get to the coordinates and its this old abandoned boat house on the edge of a murky lake, fog everywhere, smelling like sulfur and unwashed ass which confirmed my suspicion that a discord mod lived there. i kick the rotten door open screaming "where are the steam keys you thief give me the codes" and i see a massive figure sitting in the shadows in front of a multi-monitor setup running obs and banning people in chat. i shout "hey tranny turn around and face me like a man" and the chair slowly swivels around.i realize immediately something is wrong because this thing is huge, i'm talking about eight stories tall and covered in scales. it wasn't a gender dysphoric game developer at all, it was a giant crustacean from the paleolithic era. the monster looked down at me with these red glowing eyes and opened its mouth. i yelled "what do you want from us you monster!" and the beast leaned down and whispered "i need about tree fiddy."i said "i ain't giving you no tree fiddy you goddamn loch ness monster! get your own damn money!" and then i realized the entire /v/3 event was just a scheme by the nessie family
virus brain girl a cute
These trailers need cooler music to much atmosphere
so i finally had enough of this laggy bullshit slideshow and decided to take matters into my own hands because i am not going to let some discord grooming ring steal my money without consequences. i traced the rtmp packet headers back to the source IP because unlike you tech illiterate luddites i actually know how networks work. turns out the main host lives about 40 minutes from me in this absolute ghetto part of portland which surprises literally nobody. i get in my car, seething with rage, ready to confront this scammer and demand to know why he banned me for spamming "NIGGER" in the chat when it was clearly a valid critique of his audio setup. i pull up to the address and it’s this crumbling brick building that looks like a crack den. i can literally hear the stream audio echoing from an open window on the third floor. i kick the front door in and the smell hits me like a physical wall—rotting pizza, stale cum, unwashed fursuits, and cat litter. i storm up the stairs, stepping over used needles and bad dragon boxes, my blood boiling. i reach the door with the "trans rights are human rights" sticker on it and smash it open with my shoulder. "listen here you little shit," i scream, ready to beat the lag out of him. the figure in the gaming chair stops talking. the stream cuts to black on the monitors. the chair slowly turns around. it's not a tranny. it's not a furry. it's a man with a distinct jawline and a leather jacket. he looks me dead in the eye and points a finger. suddenly my vision goes white. i feel a bump. the air is cold. i blink my eyes open. i'm sitting in a wooden cart, my hands are bound. a nord sits across from me. "hey you," he says. "you're finally awake. you were trying to cross the border, right? walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there."
>>729274208failed dev who's game was too shit to be included
Last one
>729274382>729274395SAAR THE BOT IS REDEEMING
so i actually met the head organizer of this shitfest back at pax east in 2019 and let me tell you the smell is something that stays with you forever. it was this unholy mix of stale monster energy, cheap estriol cream and unwashed asshole. he was sitting at the indie booth wearing this disgusting maid outfit with his balls clearly visible, bragging to some poor twitch egirl about how he scams donations from these showcases to fund his furry suit addiction. i walked up to him and asked him why he banned me from the discord for asking a basic coding question and he just started screeching like a banshee, spitting all over the monitor. he got so worked up his wig started slipping off exposing the male pattern baldness underneath. then he started climbing up the flimsy booth display, screaming about how i was assaulting him with my "cis gaze" or some shit. the security guards were trying to grab him but he was covered in grease so they couldn't get a grip. he made it to the top of the display structure, looking down at me with these crazy dead eyes, and for a second i thought he was actually going to jump. and that's when i realized that in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hte hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
Finally, my day has been shit so far.
>>729274382>some digging on where the donation money is really goingIt went to Israel didn't it god damn it there sending all there donation money Israel Monther fucking bitch I told myself I fucking told myself they were but I didn't believe but it was true all along monther fucker! I'm killing myself this is the last things the jews won't do to mev
honestly i have been sitting here for three hours watching this absolute trainwreck of a stream and i am convinced that the main host is actually suffering from severe brain damage, the way he just mumbles through the donations while ignoring the fact that the audio is desynced by a full five seconds is genuinely infuriating. like we get it you want to buy your hormones and your thigh highs you degenerate freak but can you at least put some effort into the production value? it is not hard to set up obs correctly, literal children on twitch do it every single day but apparently for the "elite" of /v/ it is rocket science. and don't even get me started on the chat moderation, i got timed out for ten minutes just for asking why the camera quality looks like it was filmed on a potato from 2004, these thin-skinned jannies are protecting their little hugbox so hard it is pathetic. then suddenly the stream just freezes completely, audio loops on this horrific high pitched screeching noise that sounds like a banshee giving birth, and the screen goes totally black. i'm sitting there refreshing the page thinking finally they pulled the plug on this misery, but then the blackness starts to fade, audio comes back in with the sound of a carriage rolling over cobblestones, and i see text appear on the screen. hey you, you're finally awake. you were trying to cross the border, right? walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. todd you son of a bitch you did it again.
>>729274447thank you, stan
>>729271647Is the guy spamming pastas about the hosts being trannies a falseflag to artificially inflate thread activity since they delayed this stream
>>729274564> Serving American mutts the video game Nah lol looks cool tho
listen i didnt want to say anything but i actually know the head organizer irl, we went to college together before he trooned out and started ruining this board with his circlejerk discord clique. i decided to drive over to his apartment to confront him about the donation skimming and the absolute state of the stream audio because honestly it was unwatchable. i get there and the hallway smells like unwashed ass and cheap estrogen pills. i pound on the door and he finally answers wearing this massive oversized hoodie trying to hide his figure, looking nervous as fuck and refusing to show his face. i push past him into the room and start screaming about the bitrate and how hes embarrassing the entire community with this slide show. he just stands there in the dark twitching, refusing to make eye contact or say a word. finally i grab him by the collar and tell him to look at me when im talking to him or im gonna dox him right there. he looks up and i notice his eyes are weirdly red and hes sweating profusely. i ask him straight up, where is the money going? is it for surgery? is it for drugs? tell me the truth. he takes a deep breath, looks me dead in the eye and says 'i need it for... expenses'. i ask what kind of expenses could possibly cost five thousand dollars. he leans in close and whispers 'i need about tree fiddy'. it was about that time i noticed this tranny janny was actually about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era. i said dammit monster get off my board i aint giving you no tree fiddy! he swam away into the discord servers and banned me. fucking ridiculous.
KEKmonster food truck simulator looks cool
>>729274668i like that you could honk the clown
I'm not reading all that crap
>>729274612Yes I don't even know how to explain it if you read half his posts it doesn't make sense
Why yes, I will compare these games to Silksong, Hades 2, and E33 why do you ask?
Alice!
zelda if it rollslop
>>729274798>compare these games favorably to Silksong, Hades 2, and E33ftfy
>>729271647Wow a game that actually released?
>>729274612of course not, i mean it's not like jannies are known to actively crack down on original content on /v/, why would anybody trick them into leaving the thread up out of cruelty because they think a spammer is ruining it when secretly it's a way of keeping the thread at the top of the page?
honestly i have been sitting here for three hours investigating the backend of this stream because i knew something was fishy about the donation ticker and what i found is actually criminal. i managed to backdoor into the host's obs log files via an open port they left on their shitty hamachi server (because of course they use hamachi in 2024) and the "technical difficulties" screen isn't because of lag, it's because the host is manually pausing the stream to edit the donation values. i saw the raw html, they are skimming 40% off the top specifically labeled "surgery fund" in the source code. i tracked the ip address of the main host "lucy" and it geolocates to a condemned warehouse in detroit that is currently being squatted in by a polycule of six furry "artists".i decided to dig deeper and found a hot mic audio file that was cached but not broadcasted during the last break. you can clearly hear them arguing about who gets to use the one singular functioning controller they have to play the next game. it escalated into a full blown physical fight, i could hear glass breaking and screeching that sounded like a dying banshee. one of them literally picked up the entire streaming pc tower and threatened to throw it off the balcony. it was a scene of absolute carnage and destruction, bodies flying everywhere, screaming, metal crunching against bone. it honestly reminded me of that time in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
that furry dating sim was literal tranny shit.
>>729274918
Ygg Engine cloud hosting is pretty straight forward. You buy a virtual token (Dragon Scales) and I charge you per hour.
>>729274918I boughteded it on launch day.
>>729274918>Roguelike
wtf is this ai slop?
thanks for the keys OP!
Summer /v3/ linked and named every game on the stream.
Are these threads always like this?
Why is it called the /v/erdict anyways?
I really like seeing these remnants of true soul, still fighting
>>729275158The schizo is going turbo-tism>>729275171It's the name for the winter showcase
>>729275014take your meds Joshua
So many of these aren't even out
>>729271647hello from /shugazi/https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1HkipeBXaIwCyq8rYL7gio?si=87ba6eb8bfff4da9
Thanks for not deleting this one
RATE THE GAMES
>>729275238>some peoples games aren't on sale for christmas
>>729275238These need to be named and linked lmao that's like the entire point of an expo
>>729275293Middle lets you nick off 25 cents for buying the prequel. No idea about topleft.
>>729275227>It's the name for the winter showcaseYeah, but why?
>>729275238Thanks
>>729275158Fagoon is extra pissy today.
>>729275501Ah I see no further explanation needed
Kasha vs Kritters was the best game of the show. I think Kasha is very cute! I should wishlist the game on Steam right now
Here is a complete list of all the games that appeared in the second edition of v3Expo’s winter showcase, The /v/erdict 2!>Wonder of Blue https://store.steampowered.com/app/3712860/>Monster Freaks! https://store.steampowered.com/app/3176830/Monster_Freaks/>Office Sirens Hard at Work https://store.steampowered.com/app/3668450/Office_Sirens_Hard_at_Work/>Virus Brain https://store.steampowered.com/app/4059830/Virus_Brain/>Devil Spire Falls https://store.steampowered.com/app/3646460/Devil_Spire_Falls/>6 ways to 7 https://store.steampowered.com/app/4005440/6_Ways_To_7/>Shrimp Game https://store.steampowered.com/app/4122690/SHRIMP_GAME_Demo>SALVO https://store.steampowered.com/app/4076880/SALVO/>Wasteland Bites https://store.steampowered.com/app/3748640/Wasteland_Bites/>Oblivium https://store.steampowered.com/app/4124970/Oblivium/>Remote Aphrodite https://store.steampowered.com/app/4151880/Remote_Aphrodite/ >Radical Zombordinghttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3547050/Radical_Zomboarding_Demo/>Aenigma https://store.steampowered.com/app/4210100>ROGUE-FP https://store.steampowered.com/app/2343160/ROGUEFP/ >Maid Cafe Coophttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3887470/Maid_Cafe_Coop>Surface Breaker https://store.steampowered.com/app/4152460/Surface_Breaker/>P.O.G.Shttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3640790/Power_of_Golden_Slammer/>Forever Happy Town https://store.steampowered.com/app/4040680/foreverhappytown/>Ygg Engine ( meganerd studio)>Nanima https://store.steampowered.com/app/3395890/Nanima/>Ocean in the Sky (Shitpost)>project: sporyhttps://abnnr.itch.io/massively-inspired-by-spyro-again>Dirk the Adventurer https://madness-inside.itch.io/dirk-the-adventurer>Arm of the Prince https://store.steampowered.com/app/3755550/Arm_of_the_Prince/>Kasha vs. Kritters https://store.steampowered.com/app/4246840/Kasha_vs_Kritters/>Triple Lock Tatics https://desert-coalition.itch.io/three-locks(1/2)
>>729275695(2/2)>Paloo Spiralhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3690450/Paloo_Spiral/>Kludge https://x.com/Fleech_dev>Buster Winghttps://store.steampowered.com/app/4230920/Buster_Wing>Pandamoniumhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/4105150/Pandamonium_Dimensional_Dating_Sim/
>>729275695thanks imma fuck off now
>>729275501>>729275551he's not fagoon, is an even more mentally ill retard called Joshuahttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/542216237/#q542249253at first we all thought the samehttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/542216237/#q542269481
That's the wonderThe wonder of bluuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>729275695>>729275781A lot of these look pretty good, but there's too much gameplay.
>>729275957I don't keep track of schizos they're small fries
>>729275695>>729275781Silence Betz, >>729275238 speaks the truth by telling us which ones are actually out
what was the game shown before shrimp game that had the bunnies and a ufo-looking thing?
>>729275781Buster Wing leads nowhere
One of my schizos turned out to v3 to greet me this year which is really nice of him, but I think he was drunk
>>729276473How do one get a schizo? So I can avoid doing that.
Reviews say that this is the most difficult game to ever exist
>>729276545tolerating them until they snap at randomyou call them out asap so they dont cling to you like a leech
>>729276545it's inevitable if you post enough in a recognizable fashion, had one for a short time a few years ago
>>729276587They have not played Death in Abyss then
>>729276587Holy shit is that the first boss? On par with elden ring with those delayed telegraphs.
>>729276158Dunno. I just rewatched that part and didn't see a name anywhere, and nothing in >>729275238 looks like it
>>729276545I banned porn from my game, he still won't let it go
>>729276719That list got the wrong Pandamonium and removed the 3 itch io games. Anyway it's forever-happy-town
>>729276764Which I will add was basically in jest, I wouldn't know how you could produce porn in my game
>>729276814what is your game
>>729276158>>729276719>>729273331
>>729276907>>729276805>dev got too caught up in showing the crazy gameplay he forgot to put the game's namebased
>>729276873Ygg Engine
>>729273331Woah this looks awesome
No tierlistmaker? How am I supposed to pedantically say that one game is better than the other?
>>729276993Have you considered making porn?
>>729277224The rest of the world has that covered
This entire thread is bots.
>>729277408you wouldn't know a bot if it sent you a text message
>>729276814>>729276993it could technically be done but it'd barely qualify as actual porn lmao
>>729277313That's it I'm going insane.
>>729273068I hope you enjoy it anon
How many of those used AI sloppa?
>>729278440all of them, of course
>>729278440>sloppaSLOPPA is NOT the same as SLOPsloppa is a /ck/ meme. It refers to simple, delicious, but sometimes visually unappealing meals. Think stews, or eggs mixed with potatoes, stuff like that.slop is a negative term. sloppa is a playfully insulting term.LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
reddit event
>>729277504It has sent me one, and I got it to block me. Now what?
>>729278902find the person who made it and make them block you
>>729279173uhhhh ok bot-kun
This thread proved that anons really do celebrate Christmas and can't be at home to watch a video
>>729280273No, it proved that your fake and gay bots can't astroturf shit. But you already knew that ;)
