Non autistic Mass Effect thread
>>729348921My best friend said we're like shepard and him garrus
krogan cock
I couldn't beat the first boss in ME1 and gave up. Fuck that noise.
>>729349101The geth prime or the Krogan?
>>729348921>slut femshep close up picWhat an autistic way to start a Mass Effect thread.
OFFICIAL /v/ COMPANION TIER LIST
>>729349101Benezia in the original ME1 I'm guessing? Yeah that was VERY annoying, otherwise I have to say you truly missed on a goated trilogy.
>>729349680That zaheed dude is OP. Powercreep like crazy. Iirc he has the best 2 abilities in one package
I'm 90% sure that is cropped porn.
>>729348921>the face she makes when you select Male Shepard and go fuck alien women instead of entertaining delusional futa and bestiality fantasies
>>729349743>I'm 90% sure that is cropped porn.It is, and it's blacked
>>729349259You're so cute when you're butt hurt, you dimwit!>>729349743No shit, Captain Obvious!
>>729349743wow really? what made you think that
>>729349680Is this based on their usability in combat or how much you like them?
>>729349101jfc so much misery on this world
>>729349101Jeez dude, filtered by mass effect? That's pretty hardcore lol
>>729349680>Jack in CWow, what a homo.
>>729349680>ash in dgae
>>729349818Proof?
>>729349680Jack belongs in A at the very least
>>729349680>miranda not top of the listshe's genuinely the most useful companion on insanity just from her +25% damage passive alone
>>729349818Unfortunately it isn't.
>>729349680legion is crap and i'm tired of everyone pretending otherwise.
>>729349818when its a mass effect character I just assume it's batarianed
>>729348921Kino look awful fetish.
>>729349680>prothean being dlcI'm still mad
>>729349086SO GOOD
>>729349680Tbh tier lists for this game in terms of how useful they are is unnecessary. I've beaten the trilogy on legendary many times, even as a young teen and the game's aren't hard at all. So i assume this tier list is vibe basedPicrel: miranda to the left of me, liara to the right, here i am. Stuck in the middle with you
>>729350162>>729350741>>729350924It's sad because his models are on point, but he only does blacked and NTR...https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13753243&tags=supernovax+mass_effect+
>>729351178good news for you, the models are borrowed from stickybuns :^)
>>729351178Thats where the big money is. Dont hate the player, hate the game
>>729351358You're a gentleman and a scholar.
>>729351415Kek wrong pic
>>729351178just self insert as the evil black nigga with a bbc
>>729351467Ok ltg
>>729349680>tali that lowFor shame
>>729348921source?
>>729352001Right here you dumb ape: >>729351178
>>729352248thanks
So this isn't a mass effect discussion bread?
>>729351728She is generally pretty useless as a combat squaddie outside of ME1 where half the enemies are Geth and she has access to Colossus armour that makes her tankier than Wrex
>>729352869kino justification because i was grinding my teeth during my last tali run
>>729349035Male Shepard, right?
>>729348921You kinda fucked that up with that OP.
>>729348921Built for varren cock.
>>729348921I finished ME1 and 2 recently but haven't played 3 yet because I didn't like how 2 turned out and I'm worried 3 will be even worse. Should I skip 3 or what?
>>729353021Ofc!
>>729353271It's not a long game dude
>tried to "play" that Tali Ren'py porn "game" today>dropped in a few minutes because I couldn't stop thinking "that's my wife, leave her alone"
>>729353323He and my other best friend were shedding tears about the quarians people plight because it reminded them of me because i'm a kurd lmao. Cute but excessive
>>729348921Playing Mass Effect in 2025+ is like sucking Saudi Arabian cock.
Why do big budget WRPGs live and die on sex appeal? Skyrim only sold because of porn mods, Mass Effect and BG3 were marketed entirely off of their sex scenes, etc. Is the genre just exclusively for trannies and coomers?
>>729353552How do you know what that's like?
>>729348921I recognize this artist anywhere
>Miranda's gets all that money spent on her looks, intelligence etc>still has the fucked up face of a street slag
>>729353360That doesn't answer my question
>>729353587>Is the genre just exclusively for trannies and coomers?JRPGs are, yes.
>>729353793Yes, 3 is worse than 2.
>>729353597I live in Jeddah.
>>729353587>Skyrim only sold because of pornMillions of copies were sold before porn mods even existed. And how does this logic even apply to Mass Effect? The few instances of nudity in those games are hidden behind several hours of extra bullshit side content that vast majority of players don't do.
>>729353587In America having sex with an attractive woman under 120lbs is a fantasy on par with battling magic-wielding wizards and riding on the back of a fire-breathing dragon.
>>729353951>how does this logic even apply to Mass Effect?Bioware ran an ad campaign where they got actors to play concerned mothers who called it the sexbox.
>>729353951Mass effect doesn't show anything explicit do they? Iirc it was dragon age cisquisition that did it for the first time
>>729351178>the commentsIs every blacked post on r34 like this..?
>>729353271yeah you should skip 3not because it's a bad game or anything but because you lack the capacity to make decisions for yourself, clearly anything but casual stuff isn't for you
>>729354143Yeah and then the white version had no comments.
>>729354143Yes but also not that unusual for r34 comments, just a few more and crazier than usual.
>>729354143>reading commentsit's all bots or mentally ill retards, no matter what porn
>>729354143Tell me what they say, i don't wanns click that link
>>729354126Ad campaign =/= The actual content of the game>>729354138The "sex scenes" are just Shepard making out with the other character for 10 seconds then it fades to black. The nudity is rare and it's just boobs.
>>729354206Yeah god forbid I attempt to discuss Mass Effect in a Mass Effect thread.
>>729354345It's just a bunch of fags typing erp
>>729354367I don't recall mass effect showing tits. I explicitly remember DAI doing it for the first time
>>729354416you are not discussing anythingyou are asking someone to make a decision for you
>>729353951>And how does this logic even apply to Mass EffectMan, it's good to be young...
>>729354529How you respond to "is ME3 bad" is entirely on you, it could lead to a discussion about ME3's pros and cons or it can lead to a pointless nothing argument like you're doing right now.
>>729354284but there is no white version...?
>>729348921Bruh this dude is a skilled 3d artist but he just makes nasty ass nog shit, its distracting because all of his renders are saturated with it. I guess that's who pays, but fuck he's like a Bimbo version of Amazonium/PerverMuffinMajima., wish he did non "Blacked" renders.
>>729354728Trannies are where the money is when it comes to porn.
>>729348921i dont like this face. it screams tags:smegma
>>729354143As an aside: these rule 34 cg artists start off with interracial stuff, then they make it specifically cuckold shit. Then, they start making "futa" porn.Next thing you know they're trans and trying to assassinate the president. It's not a slippery slope, it's an elevator that only goes to one floor.
>>729354980That shit is crazy because I remember a time before all of this racial shit was so spread among online communities. Traps (before trans took off) would NEVER fuck nogs and openly detested them. Blacks were unheard of in most works and the fetishes were all focused on the character not some degradation of the viewer. >>729355129Actually pretty close to that. His whole portfolio is nasty shit with good models.
>>729354728>skilled>3D artistPosing models in a rendering program is neither a skill nor an artform. It's very tedious but you could train a chimp to do it.t. Skilled 3D artist
>>729355185>traps (before trans took off)Oh my god, you actually believe this shit, lmao.
>>729355172Its like some advanced form of masochism. It wasn't always like this either, I remember.
>>729355129:| why did you utter that tag
>>729354728normal people don't comission porn
>>729355231Shut the fuck up, NONE of them identified as Trans. They openly stated they were male and enjoyed "trapping" other young men. You're a newfag putting on airs. I lived through this shit.
>>729355230there's more to it than that
>>729355238>It wasn't always like this either, I remember.SFM didnt always exist, and even after it was released it took a while for people to figure out what they could use it for. Now it is widely accessible with guides ans youtube tutorials and model packs so jeets don't actually have to rip & rig their own models.
>>729355310No there isn't. The only "more" there is to it is editing the render in photoshop to fix edges or add backgrounds. I have done it.
>>729354964>>729355129The artist Cyberboi now comes to mind.
>>729355310>>729355230Yeah I make 3d art as well and if you're not just DaZ smahing sliders you're making models and working on fashion, lighting, and context. Its as much of an artform as creating stageplays, stage sets, and working in the costume/makeup department at once.
>>729354143literally every person in r34 comments is a tranny that wants to get destroyedi've even seen some post their discord names in there, lol
>>729355172Supernovax started making futa porn, but then he went back to blacked again. I guess his patreon fans just really want more blacked content
>>729348921Any similar artist that ISN'T blacked or ntr?
>>729355479Rigid3D comes to mind.
>>729355390Seems he went down the same dark path, just in 2D.
>>729355413Most SFM porn authors are absolutely not making their own assets. Maybe (You) are and that's cool, but it's very naive to assume these people are all so talented when the barrier to entry is extremely low and the work produced is such extreme slop.
>>729355479Rigid3D and Amazonium. They both specialize in futa thoughever.
>>729355304>gay pedophiles were based back then, you fucking chud!
>>729354442Thanks. That's cringe. Erping in a comment section lmao. Tf is their malfunction
>>729349101>he isn't playing on Insanity>getting filtered before ThessiaGit. Fucking. Good.
>>729355503>>729355560thanks. im iffy on futa. there's one artist that makes some of the most ridiculous and excessive animations, i cant remember the name. Rigid3d is kinda like that, but not to the same degree. Amazonium also seems to have enormous benor's, but I'm okay with it since the animations are more "normal"
>>729354493Can someone fact check me on this. Is my memory busted?
>>729355673>there's one artist that makes some of the most ridiculous and excessive animationsYou're probably thinking of RadroachHD
>>729355580Yeah you're def a 'Sharty teen. No adult talks like this. I didn't say they were based either, and they can't be pedophiles if they're underaged. Cripes. >>729355673You're prob thinking about RADROACH.
>>729355736All LGBT "people" are pedophiles. Including (you).
>>729355661*KnossosI got confused
>>729354493>>729355694There's a little sideboob here and there but no nipples.
>>729355694Actually yeah you're right. I swore I saw boobs in ME1 at some point.
>>729355694>>729354493MEAndromeda shows bare ass, but I don't believe tits are shown
There was naked Liara tits and ass in Mass Effect 3 on PC. Idk if it was from a mod or if it was Citadel DLC or what, but she had a full nude expose.https://files.catbox.moe/gs1609.jpg
>>729355836>>729355884Yeah i figured. No idea why, they could've easily gotten away with it. Even garner more sales>>729355884The only way DAI broke new grounds lmao
>>729356025I'm so fucking pissed Liara wouldn't give up the nookie after doing all that bullshit for her in 2
>>729356007Really? Talk about regression then. I remember waiting for the next bioware game to come out because i wanted to br there live when video games straight up shows full on nudity. Which they did with inquisition. So i'm surprised andromeda not showing more than bare ass
3dcg is cool and all but I'd rather have an interactive game to goon to
>>729356025that's not Jacob....
It was love at first sight, I'm afraid. Miranda is a close second and she fills the role well enough in 2 but there is no space babe that can compete with that blueberry
>>729355735>>729355736>RADROACHyuck. thats the guy, yeahodd too because he's also into the blacked shit
>>729356170Jacob died on the floating reaper turd
Legendary Edition >>>>
I have just downloaded 40+ mods for my yearly LE1 replay
>>729356559Based. One of the greatest games of all time that seemingly never gets old.....If only...we could get another game...
My favorite thing in the entire series is randomly stumbling upon mini-missions on the planets in 2.
>>729356559>40+What could they even possibly be? I have a torrented copy so mods don't work for me but it doesn't come across as a very moddable game
>>729355172>Next thing you know they're trans and trying to assassinate the presidentSubtle pro-tranny post.
>>729354143Every type of porn that attracts bisexual porn addicts and trannies are like that
>>729356656Seconding this i'm also curious. Tf would require 40 mods? For mass effect?
>>729356656It definitely is very moddable40 mods isn't that much, there's a lot of mods I don't use and mods that aren't included in this list
>>729351178i self insert as femshepis it over?why is it wrong to self insert into r34 but its okay in game...?
>>729356656Mostly QoL changes, lighting , models and textures
LE1 Shepard >>>>>
Would Liara get pissed if femShep slept around?
I should go
>>729356894Liara doesn't give a fuck about shepard, she just pretends to in order to manipulate you to do her bidding.
>>729356913Anyone playing a shepard that isn't default mald shep is a homo. He is john shepard
>>729356739okay but which of these adds gameplay?
>>729356894Asaris are incapable of love. They are just universal fleshlights which steal your genes and make more blue fucktoys.
>>729349680>Jacob not on a tier of his own Ok cuck
>>729356770post discord
>>729357689>Wish I that was me>Not having enough cottageOhhOwowAowahowabbabeeba babbygaarl sexy pusy for me to Fuck your titght pussys yes so sexxy for me cum to Bharat taking good care like a princess Baby
>>729357689I'm convinced there isn't a single white person that is into this fetish other than troons. It's all illiterate SEAniggers, pajeets and insecure niggers.
>>729357961Years ago, sometime after 2020 pornhub/youporn released their yearly stats. Here in sweden, cuckoldry was the most popular...Swedebros... i don't feel so good
>>729351358Bro! What a legend.
>>729358007Oikein teille.
>>729357961Not hard to believe when you remember there are billions of those things all across the globe, with more and more getting access to the internet every day.
>>729358024She so sexy take it babby she Ride like Super Star
>>729349101Dude, you better not be swedish.
>>729349742Concussive blast sucks ass in ME2.
>>729357961>this fetishwhich one?
>>729349680>mordin not in Skys right now
>>729358007>Swedes have always been known to be cucks>Now we have the data to prove it
>>729358007>Cuckoldry increases as immigration ramps upNo matter how you spin it I do not like the implications.
>>729358269Blacks in porn.
>>729358310Blacks are okay if they are chicks. Only some of them though, because most look like monkeys.
>>729358007Why would you give any credibility to stats from obsolete dead websites made by jews. Nobody under the age of 30 even goes there, and if they do, it's to look up Minecraft or animated porn.
>>729358310Ohh Timmys you britishers and swedens hating it by a Big Bharat Cock but my Feminine Shepherds Well She loving it .
Batarians on the naughty list again this year
>>729358308>>729358309I'm allergic to cuck shit. Like vehemently allergic to it. Even so, my childhood best friend would tell anyone willing to listen that i was gonna fuck his girlfriends in front of him no matter how much i tried telling him that would never happenT. Brown
>>729358524It's a travesty we didn't get more of them. Hardly a genocide.
>>729358436The stats were from both sites at the same time. Youporn is ghetto tier, sure. But what's wrong with pornhub? Still the only place i use ever since porn consumption became centralized. Before that it was a mish mash of shitty porn sites and like xhamster
>>729358621IRL porn is fucking dead, cannibalized by OF whores and more sexualized social media, and especially BTFO by drawn and animated porn.
>>729358569Forgot pic because i-m tired
>>729358436name a better one
>>729358621Jesus christ man get your shit together, quit whacking your little dingaling all the fucking time
>>729358661I'm all about only irl porn. From pornhub. Never looked up OF thots nor use any social media. Last time i jerked off to hentai was in 2012. Shit was just so soulless. Been told it's become a lot better "recently" on that front tho
https://rule34video.com/video/3076468/femshep-commander-shepard-and-wrex-fucking-outside-club-mass-effect/
>>7293586741. Even tho i got introduced to porn at age 6, i'm vanilla as shit and jerked off only once a day. 2. I haven't jerked off for a month because i don't feel like it
>>729358745You are controlled by it enough that you are willing to publicly bring up your porn habit and talk about favorite porn sites. Stop doing that, you look like a fucking freak or an indian and nobody cares where you go to bust a nut.
>>729358569I can relate. No matter where I go in this world, guys try to get their GF some BIC. What can I say? T. New Age Indo-Aryan man
>>729356656It's mostly small bug fixes, QoL improvement stuff that is mostly trivial, and lighting/shaders fixes. You can easily stick to like 10-15 mods at most. Anything above that is simply autism.
>>729358801Swedebros... i'm feeling like i'm gonna faint...Seriously, who unironically uploads this shit of themselves bruh. I'd die of shame. I've always wondered why anyone would ever sign up to be the cuck in cuck shit
https://rule34video.com/video/3064947/femshep-x-varren-dp-zmsfm/
Anyone play that Tali WEG with animated monster sex? Its pretty good
>>729358825Have you missed what goes on in this thread
>>729358847shut up rakesh, nobody believes you
>>729358847Kek funny
>>7293589024chan isn't a hivemind retard, just because some mentally ill tranny starts talking about their favorite BBC porn doesn't mean you have to follow suit
>>729357689relapsing
>>729358863Defeated, occupied men of a country that was conditioned with anti-racist rhetoric to the point of fetishization. They are masochists that funnel any sense of self worth through the "victory" of their enemy, thus freeing them from the fear of defeat and failure.
I'm playing through mass effect andromeda.
>>729359009>>729359040>90% of scenes take her helmet and suit offGet this normalfag trash out of here.
>>729358968So far i'm one of the few actually trying to talk about the game here. I just saw some post that made me remember some shit
>>729348921how come fem shep has bigger cock than male shepard?
>>729359051I'm torrenting it right now and I'm going to find out just how dogshit or not this game really is
>>729358990Yeah sounds like a person i used to know. Was a turbo cuck at the age of 14. God help him
>>729359137It basically feels like a singleplayer MMO in the worst way possible. Just watch Vetra's romance scenes on Youtube or something, that's literally the only worthwhile part of it.
>>729359137i'd recommend some mods before you even begin
>>729359171But in the andromeda thread that just died some anon said the combat was fun so I have to find out firsthand. Can't stop me now, I've already committed to the idea
>>729348921Why is Xe making the Lainey face?
>>729359171>singleplayer MMO in the worst way possibleDamn, I've only just done the arizona desert part of the game.
>>729359217It's apparently a perfectly suitable 6 or 7/10. The combat is supposed to be its saving grace
>>729359154The psychologists behind the strategies to undermine young men using their own psychology against them must be held accountable. Imagine destroying entire generations without ever firing a bullet.
>>729349743oh really?
>>729359217STRICTLY the combat is fun, and the multiplayer can be alright, but it's just a floatier ME3 with very bad feedback of your shots and skills. The problem is all the empty, boring, dull space between combat encounters and how limiting and anti-fun the loadout restrictions are.
i like the idea that femshep has a big ol dingus and plows through every female she comes across. like a futadom captain kirk. and then i get angry and annoyed at all ME porn that doesn't fit into this narrative.
>>729359292my hotwife and her blue friends
>>729359217The last post in the thread was me I will answer any questions as I only have correct opinions. I've played four playthroughs, equaling about 370 hours.
>>729359364>370 hours.why are you retarded?
>>729349680holy reddit
>>729358207From what i remember i used to call him esports because his kit was designed in a lab to be the best and sold for real money. Haven't played ME in 10 years now so i don't remember which companions i preferred
>>729359301Luckily I have a unique patience for boring dull slow games, if there's anything good in there I'm gonna find it>>729359364>four playthroughs>370 hoursFrom doing completionist shit or just from playing normally/replaying?
>"oh yeah, that happened" - the characterWhat the fuck were they thinking?
>>729359421>Haven't played ME in 10 years now so i don't remember which companions i preferredI forgot to add: but i specifically avoided using him because his kit would make the game boring. And i alwsys played on insanity which wasn't hard to begin with
>>729348921God fucking damn I hate eye shadow and mascara so fucking much. Stop fucking wearing makeup, women. Show me your true face so I can accurately tell how dysgenic you are and avoid fucking you.
>>729359526EA just wanted to milk some money, that's all there is to that character. Comparatively, it's not even the really bad top-down decisions EA did with Bioware at the time. DA2 was basically sabotaged from above.
>>729359526I feel like they saw the success Tali had and they wanted to recreate it with a human.
>>729359526LmaooOOOooO00o0o0o0o I literally forgot she existed for the entire game until she died at the end>Now you see me!Now I don't AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>729359591>he cant tell through makeupJust become a normalfag this life isn't for you.
>>729359391Due to being born at a young age, I enjoy sci-fi shooters, especially with abilities.>>729359482There's a chance I have more, since I got it originally on console. A normal playthrough is 20 to 30 hours at most. A 100% would be about 60 to 70 hours. Thankfully, only 2 trophies for multiplayer, both are really easy to get. But my second and third playthrough was completionist on console, my last was on PC, which Steam has it at 50 hours. I bought it on PC just so I can romance Vetra again. I might actually play it again...
>>729359652by making her obsessed with her dead ex?
>>729359724Strictly her visual design.
>>729349035Careful with the eye contact
>>729359724Hey now, there was more to her than just her obsession with Keiji. She was also obsessed with Jacob.
>>729359790>How can we make this character seem cooler?>Uh... have some bitches lust after them...?It's never worked, but they keep doing it.
>>729359790The 2 worst characters and best companions to intentionally get killed, they're perfect for each other
>>729359760Shut up projecting homo
>>729359421>>729359557LMAO he was just an average squadmate. You avoided him for no reason. The most OP squamate in ME2 would be Miranda because she has Overload and Warp, while her class skill gives a passive buff to your own damage. Garrus was a way better DPS than Zaeed because he also gets Overload, plus AP ammoWhat Zaeed has going for him is his weapon set. Having assault rifles gives him the Matock, while sniper rifles gives him the M-29 Incisor, which is OP for squadmates. But again, Garrus also gets these weapons.
Are there any good rape mods in the game?
>>729359854I don't care about all that stupid shit. Zasneed is based and he stays in the squad.
>>729348921looks like natalie mars
>>729359898it's called ME3
>>729354143this shit is hilarious though
>>729359854I don't what i was on when playing but that was my assesment of him. Maybe he was the perfect squad mate for me? Beats me
>>729359854>The most OP squamate in ME2 would be MirandaWrong. That would be squadmates that can use the Sniper Rifle (Zaeed, Garrus, Thane, Legion). In ME2, Incisor sniper rifle is the most broken gun because its bugged and it doesn't apply the damage debuff for squadmates
>>729360012Fucking lmao. It's never cool reading someones dirty texts but this... fucking kek
you know what? i AM in the mood for some dog dick on 3D sfm model right about now
>>729360012If you want to see some real hilarious stuff that mogs the combined slur usage of /pol/, look up "nutty/ratchety/hood joi"
>>729360012>nutsludge
>>729360012r34.xxx is filled with this kind of garbage that keeps trying to spread to other r34 sites like a god damn plague
>>729351178why tf is the rule34 comments sections so fuckin gay?
>>729360012why are white boys like this
>>729348921I can't stand the radroach/nyl2/etc big lipped gorilla women at all it's just atrocious.
>>729359696>being born at a young ageAs opposed to being born as 80 year old?
>>729360012Some trash erp threads are basically r34 comment sections like this. Good fun reads and a decent place to find new artists.
>>729360134Because r34 sites are mostly used by fags and trannies
>>729360145Uh, yes?
>>729360145He's got the opposite disease of benjamin buttons
>>729360012I can never tell whats a human comment and whats a bot on that site, best to ignore them
>>729360012My waifu says this
>>729359696What is the story in andromeda about? Who's the big bad? Did the reapers come back? Is all of milky way galaxy dead?
>>729360145>He lacks the knowledge
>>729360189fuck you, i was gonna make that joke
>>729360274Great minds think alike
>>729349101Who the fuck would the "first boss in ME1" even be? That guy that owns the club on the Citadel?
>>729359137It's actually pretty good, hyperbolic doomers have truly fried their brains.
>>729360012chat gpt ahh post
>>729360038IMO Miranda's damage buff to Shepard and co. means your squad can shit out way more damage than if Miranda was switched with someone like Thane. Especially if you're soldier Shep. Also the Phalanx is still a decent weapon for Miranda.
>>729360221You, and many others, sign a wavier to go to Andromeda, which is a real galaxy that's right next to the milky way. It's a 600 year trip with FTL. They go to settle down on another planet, because Cerberus and others believe Shepard in that the Reapers are real and going to destroy them all. So they concoct this plan to settle in a different galaxy in a hope to avoid destruction. But, since it took so long to get there, the planet they were supposed to settle on has been terraformed by sci-fi shenanigans to the point that it is not safe to live there. Each species gets their own planet that's perfect for them, The Turians, Qunari, Salarians, Krogans, Asari, and Humans. Not Batarians though, lmao. But each planet is fucked and each suffer a problem (You) have to solve. The big bad is a doofus looking loser who was actually set up very well with his animations and silence. But ten minutes later they give him a voice and fuck it all up. The Reapers do not come back or are ever mentioned aside from some hidden codex entries from Liara herself, some important characters to you, and some easter eggs.Milky Way's situation is unknown, but everyone who doesn't know about Reapers assume everything is perfectly fine and okay. There is zero communication with Milky Way.
>>729360592>Qunari
>>729360592Wait, so they left for andromeda during the me 1-3 timeline? I thought this game was about what's left of civilization relocating to andromeda because the mass relays exploding destroyed literally EVERYTHING lol. But alright.Since planet was super terraformed by sci fi shenanigans, does that mean people were already living there?So, who's the doofus? What's his plan?
>>729360012Kek entire comment section is a goldmine
>>729360012>>729360817
>>729360874
>>729360012>>729360874/v/ doesn't get to throw stones in glass houses when they get like this every April Fool's
>>729360328 Based, we're both cursed with the same ancient internet humor DNA. Once a joke forms, it must be unleashed, even if someone beats you to the punch.
>>729361110>10 animetrannies from /trash/>/v/
>>729360758>I thought this game was about what's left of civilization relocating to andromeda because the mass relays exploding destroyed literally EVERYTHING lol.People would just rebuild in the Milky Way if they beat the reapers. No need to run to another galaxy.>does that mean people were already living thereYes, but they weren't there when the journey started.>So, who's the doofus? What's his plan?You know those robot people in Star Trek who want to assimilate others? Imagine that, except they're biological and far, far less competent. The plan of the doofus to activate and the megastructure of an ancient synthetic race so that he can conquer the galaxy.
>>729361110>4chan is 1 person/lgbt/ tourists post this type of shit across all blueboards every day
>>729361168>>729361187>No True Scotsman fallacy
>>729360701Not so fast! You don't actually see any Quarians whatosever in the entire game, and their arrival was teased with DLC-bait dialogue at the very end of the game that we never got because the game didn't do very well for EA's standards! :)>>729360758The Andromeda Initiative begins between 1 and 2, after Sovereign's destruction. Which is why it had so many backers. The three species that we know of are the Angara, which are all about emotions and loving each other. The Kett, who are the stereotypical bad guys who can no longer breed, so they have to take other species, and transform them into more Kett. The Kett attacked the Angarans and pretty much won. The third race is called Jardan, and are responsible for creating the Angarans, possibly the Kett, and the Remnants, which are mechanized AI dudes who just work on the shit the Jardan's made. The Jardan are also the reason the planets are fucked. The doofus is a Kett, who wants to learn the reason why the planets are fucked, but couldn't figure out how to do it. "We" figure it out, and then he gets big mad and becomes the boring villain. He wants to know how in order to turn every planet into a wasteland IF the species do not agree to willingly become Kett.
>>729361221Yeah doesn't work like that because this is an anonymous imageboard and the entire planet posts on it
>>729361221You can literally go to /trash/ right now and peer at several threads where these faggots congregate.
>>729361124You bet
>>729361185>Yes, but they weren't there when the journey started.How did they manage that? When you people already lived there, you mean a whole bunch of different races or one singular race, like the new race?>You know those robot people in Star Trek who want to assimilate others? Imagine that, except they're biological and far, far less competent. The plan of the doofus to activate and the megastructure of an ancient synthetic race so that he can conquer the galaxy.1. Lame 2. What ancient synthetic race? Reapers? Protheans?
>>729361110I'm on my phone so everything's blurry. Can someone explain to me what i am looking at here? I can only make out one muscular oily dude
Name: Infiltrait0rN7>Galaxy of Fantasy:Most Used Character: John Smith, Level 612 Ardat-Yakshi NecromancerGroup Affiliation: N/AMost Recent Boss Defeated: K'l'rh, Rachni Blood WizardAwards:Best Supporter/Healer (Event: Scourge of the Thresher Dragon)Best Unit Efficiency (Event: Return of the Cyber-Protheans)Winner (Event: Crystal Genophage Elimination Platinum)Infractions:Suspected use of VI play assistance (direct control of twenty-seven pets without use of behavior macros); challenged and overturnedSuspected use of VI play assistance (reaction time better than possible for organics); challenged and overturnedSuspected use of hacking for direct server access (tactics better than possible without knowledge of underlying code behavior); challenged and overturnedUnsportsmanlike behavior (taunting during Crystal Genophage Elimination Platinum); accepted 3-day account suspension>N7 Code of Honor: Medal of Duty:Player Score: 15,999,999,999 (max)Most Preferred Class: SniperLeast Preferred Class: MeleeSniper Rifle Kills: 200,917 since last server resetShotgun Kills: 3>Grim Terminus Alliance:Award: Abolitionist (Complete full playthrough without any slave kills, free all slaves encountered)Award: Cure for What Ails You (Kill 100+ quarians)>Geth Attack: Eden Prime Fundraising Edition:Donation Level: Ultra PlatinumPlayer Score: 0 (Purchased but not played)>Fleet and Flotilla: Interactive Cross-Species Relationship Simulator:"Based on the Bestselling Vid!"Playtime: 75 hours, 6 minutesPlayer Score: 15 (Hopeless)
>>729359526>look at the ONLY ASIAN GIRL IN THE GALAXY>pretty cool right?>you can't romance her though>her quest is about helping her get over her dead jap boyfriend >ok now that you did that, she loves BBC>yes she wants to get blacked and both talks about it and spies on Jacob working out in Shadow Broker DLCThere were signs of Bioware's future even back then.
>>729361389ERP that happened on /v/ during an April Fool's event
>>729361367It's very much like real life. The info we see from ways out in outer space is not what's happening in that current moment. So when they were checking the planets out, they didn't see anybody there or the problems that happened.>What ancient synthetic raceThe Jardan's and/or the Remnants.
>>729348921>Non autistic?
>>729357190Power and Talent Overhaul is greatElements of Comparative WeaponryImproved MakoLE1 Community patch
>>729348921Tranny Shep will never be canon
>>729361231That was a bunch of new words i had to look up to understand tf you're on. But alright thanks. Story sounds lame as fuck
>>729361419its ironic that asian female/ black male are one of the least likely couples on averagewhat a weird fetish to push
>>729361417Fucking kek this is very well written. Is it from a codex?
wrex.
>>729361437Lmfao alright. I don't remember that happening here on /v/ this year. Not denying it happened tho, maybe my eyes just glazed over it all lol
>>729361550BMAF is the next media meme. Nobody gets triggered by BMWF anymore and the jews need engagementbait to justify their existence.
>>729361519>Story sounds lame as fuckIt is. It was made by the guy who made Halo 4's story. It's got good roots if you ask me. But the whole mustache-twirling villain ruins it completely. >>729361567yeah, it's Legion's entry from Shadow Brokers console from the Shadow Broker DLC
>>729361367>a whole bunch of different races or one singular raceIt's 2 races. The Kett (villainous race) and the Angara, who are trying to fight off the Kett when The milky way gang show up. The angara were really boring as far as ME races go, IMO. Culturally they're really similar to humans, and their only biological quirk is that they need sunlight to live.
>>729361439Right right. That makes sense. Thanks again
>>729361626Is halo 4's story bad? Never been into halo but i know the first trilogy are legendary>from the Shadow Broker DLCThat's fucking funny
>>729361612I'm surprised they aren't going to black males/native american femalesor mexican females
>>729360012e621 is nice because the mods there give public bans for erp.
>>729361636Got it. Yeah i was never impressed by the new races. Tbh i found their bodies to be disgusting looking
>>729361417for me it's tali being a gooner
>still playing on PS3>servers are epmpty>never ever meet 1 single player>grinding levels FOREVER ALONE>shitty rng loot means still with lvl1 piss shooterit hurts to live
>>729361778Nobody cares about mixed race brown people because they have no racial identity to defend anyway. Like oh no, you gave this spic an extra 5% african DNA to his preexisting 10% african DNA. Big deal
Guhhh~
>>729349680Taking either of those frog niggers is retarded.
>>729362024Nooooooooooooooo
>>729361798It's nice until they also ban you for downvoting their comments
>>729362024>>729362464Is that official release?
>>729361908ME3 or Andromeda?
>>729350831>does this toaster have a soulNo.
>>729362930anything after the first 3 is disgusting and you're a degenerate if you find it hot.
>>729362464STOOOP
>>729362930God I wish this could be my wife
>>729361512>didn't understand the plot
Did the arabs do anything with EA franchises yet? News?
>>729358990Defeated by whom, exactly? These sorts of psy-ops are abstract. Certainly not anything physical.
>>729360116Porn itself is a plague, and seeing as there is no gate keeping of any sort either, the result couldn't have been anything else.
>>729363372>by whomFirst time huh?
>>729349680>Legion in Sredditfag
>>729349249>>729349690>>729350038>>729350118>>729355661>>729358158>>729360412It was the Geth Armature at the Prothean digsite on Therum. Just couldn't figure it out. Shame too, as I loved Kotor.
>>729351178I'm still stuck at my parents house for Christmas, but when I get home, I'm gonna gooooooooooon, f uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>729348921>What kind of heroine should we design?>Just maker her look like the sluttiest woman on the whole galaxy
Man, mirandas real actor. Yvonne something ukrainian. She was in chuck, this game then disappeared until the tomorrow war with chris pratt some years ago
>>729349680Very gay.
Good morning.
KROGAN
>>729364703>too busy to be in ME3>career dies immediately after
>>729365079>Good morning sirYou've been spamming bbc porn for 5 hours Ranjesh you should be going to bed.
>>729365147Lmfao yeah ikr? As if she had anything better to do. I bet she was too snobbish for vidya
>>729365147Pure coincidence. ME3 practically killed the series too anyway, even though the game is so-so.
>>729365186>Yvonne>snobbishlollmao
>>729365125>KROGANOld and busted. We need to upgrade these sluts to Yahg cock.
>>729365282Why do you say that? I know nothing about her
Enough with the shitted spam, post my hotwife Tali getting knotted by Varrens already.
>>729365174his two brothers occupy bed at the moment
>>729361419Not all female characters are meant to be romance worthy, dummkopf, and do recall how Jacob was written in 3.Kasumi is fine, she just likes to oogle people. If Shep did public pushups she'd spy on him too, but still stay with her dead boyfriend anyway.
>>729348921Why does this image make me horny and my dick hard? What's the logic behind it, it's just a woman with her teeth bared and lips parted looking upwards to the left with makeup on. Why am I so aroused? Is it the fact that the makeup is slightly whore-ish and runny, that she seems like she has a collar on her neck, that she's most likely in a position where there'll be imminent sex, or that her mouth and eyes are focused on that are sex coded.
>>729349680This lacks Andromeda companions
I have a confession to make.I create mass effect weight gain porn
>>729365304Wth is a yahg
>>729365546>>729365759
>>729360082>it's a bunch of aggressive hood bitches in bonnets going "bust that nut now nigga"damn that's hot
>"You two have been with me longer than most. You believed in me when nobody else did. Thanks."My fuarking heroes. Doesn't feel right to play through the trilogy and not have Tali and Garrus with you on the final mission for each game.
>>729365987>isn't going to inquire furtheryour loss
>>729366223
>>729365469She literally cooms about Jacob when she talks to you after her mission is over. And then she only spies on Jacob. She shows no such affection towards Shephard.It's Obsidian-tier cuckoldry and you're a coping shillrat.
>>729360412
>>729366541He's such a joke in LE
>>729366574Did LE make gameplay changes? I thought it was just a graphics upgrade
>>729360134overcomsumption of pornography leads to turn into a fag, tranny or have a fetish with black people, usually all three
>>729366740They basically backported 2's movement and AI. Weapons are now more powerful and/or enemies are weaker. Any class can use any weapon without any penalty, just without special abilities. Insanity is a joke and far easier than original's veteran difficulty.
>>729365956Damn, so this is the power of mass effect fans?
>>729348921Femshep is only good for porn
>>729366905Wtf? Why do all that? The game's are already piss easy on insanity
>>729355661>>729355816Such an obvious and blatant waifu. Bioware didn't even try.
>>729348921I want to pirate Legendary Edition trilogy, how do pirated copies work with mods? Do they work or should I simply get legit copies?
>>729367159Work just fine if the pirated version is up to date.
>>729367128Does the poop not constantly fall out of there?
>>729367128Omg...
>>729367159just pirate the originals
>>729367231Will mods work with repacks (like fitgirl or dodi)? Cause I prefer keeping installers of all my games.
>>729367301No
>>729367303>>729367128finally some GOOD content
>>729367706
>>729348921She looks like she's trying anal.
>that one image of jack sloppy kissing mirandaHGGGGNNNN
Female sheoherd is fan fiction and not canon.
>>729355304Kallindra was an outright troon and was famous on /b/
waif
I hate the bitch ass fake fan youtubers that popped up talking about Exodus or the Expanse as "spiritual successors"
>>729368008need her as a companion and love interest in ME5
>>729368301Every video about that trash is flooded with bot comments saying "Mass Effect! This is the new Mass Effect. From the makers of Mass Effect!" despite it looking like tranny millennial garbage.
>>729348921Mass Effect started a trend that ruined the RPG genre: voiced, pre-made characters.Before Mass Effect, you could make your own character, in the real sense of the word - why they are, how they are like, how they feel about X and Y and Z.After Mass Effect, you play as Geralt, and Geralt is always Geralt. You play as Vee, and Vee is always Vee. You play as whoever was the protag of Fallout 4. Even Assassin's Creed Odysay had a Mass Effect type character thing going.
>>729368301Was exodus the telltale game about the expanse?
>>729368443It's not Mass Effect's fault soulless hacks copied its homework.
>>729368524Its not WoW's fault soulless hacks copied its homework, but the MMORPG genre is dead regardless.
>>729368485No. It's the latest in the seties of "From the makers of that thing you liked 15 years ago" Mass Effect edition.
Weird how despite having zero presence in the main game they gave her the best Citadel DLC scenes.
>>729367242It does. She's been blacked so hard up the ass, her rectum is ruined and without her Cereberus connections, she can't afford to pay for the surgery to fix it. So now she just goes around with a permanently gaped ass that's constantly brapping out wet farts and filling her suit up with stools that fall free from her loosened bowels.
>>729368612Wasn't she and the corpo ass girl plot points, as in they were custom made for some purpose and that purpose was relevant to the game?
How do Mirandafags cope with the fact that she's canonically a coalburner? And with fucking Jacob too.
>>729368612Sure hope there weren't any spectators. Or recordings.
>>729368443Mass Effect isn't an RPG just because you can build stats. That's why you can't change the surname, you are COMMANDER SHEPARD and there is nobody else you can play as. If you can't play other roles then it's not a role playing game. Mass Effect has more in common with Dead Space than any RPG.
>>729354345CheatinWhore >> #29338063Posted on 2025-06-11 02:43:31 Score: 34 (vote Up) ( Report comment )Plot of ME5 leaked.Catwoman >> #29350190Posted on 2025-06-11 14:46:14 Score: 17 (vote Up) ( Report comment )That stupid long gut puncher BBC always has the captain talking dirty through her clenched teeth. The Normandy crew knows not to come knocking for at least three hours when her and the union leader prevent another labour strike through racially fuelled hate fuckingKambislut >> #29356885Posted on 2025-06-11 20:52:53 Score: 7 (vote Up) ( Report comment )A hot night with lustful black bully is the best way to relax after another hard mission to save the galaxy B1ackedCunt >> #29357504Posted on 2025-06-11 21:21:59 Score: 6 (vote Up) ( Report comment )Fuuuuck yes please keep pounding that big black cock into my guts~Use me like a fucking fleshlight so I can properly apologize for making such a pale fail son~BBCSlut >> #29370137Posted on 2025-06-12 08:42:59 Score: 7 (vote Up) ( Report comment )"Replacing the entire male crew of the Normandy with Black men was such a great idea!"BBCLuvBun >> #29468610Posted on 2025-06-16 01:21:01 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )Mfw the black dick is a bit too much for my ass to handleMommySlut06 >> #29757333Posted on 2025-06-26 17:52:28 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )God he's way too big for me...lovergirl >> #29860914Posted on 2025-06-30 13:42:59 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )"Holy shit! I've fucked every creature in the galaxy, but the biggest dick ever in my ass is a human's?"Fem_Shep >> #29950895Posted on 2025-07-03 20:45:25 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )You obviously never fucked an Elcor. I'll not say not to another huge dick tho.
>>729368443In rpgs like Solasta, Pillars, anything by owlcat or larian you have custom protagsMaybe stop playing console-oriented adventure games that pretend to be rpgs
>>729368301Expanse showrunners explicitly cited Mass Effect as one of the major inspirations, that's why youtubers parrot that
>>729368612Her facial asthetics mogs all the other love interests so hard it's unreal.
>>729349680Mass effect is so piss easy how needs a tier list?
>>729368776You have unbelievably dogshit taste, you didn't have to admit that
>>729368735>In rpgs like Solasta, Pillars, anything by owlcat or larian you have custom protagsYes, and these only started getting popular again recently.Betweeen Mass Effect and the Kickstarted cRPGs, we had a dark age where every RPG was just Mass Effect.Even Dark Age 1 to Dark Age 2 was basically Masseffectication of that franchise.>>729368725Yes, that's the point. RPGs became not-RPGs. I don't like that.
>>729368731(had to split post into two because there's too many comments)LewdArwen >> #30202625Posted on 2025-07-13 05:14:33 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )U-Ugh! F-Fuck yes!~ Just fucking churn my shitter with that massive fucking donkey dick, you fucking stud! God i need to feel that fat fucking dick unload all of that nasty nutsludge so fucking deep into my guts!~ Pawgoth >> #31447218Posted on 2025-08-28 08:53:30 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )Damnit I was a commander! How did I end up like this?
>>729368725are you trying to imply Final Fantasy is not an rpg? or like the original fallout?
>>729368575Alright but real talk. Is it for real mass effect? Like mass effect mass effect?
>>729367128>you can see how steamy it is
>>729368895Its a voiced protagonist space shooter with a chosen one cool guy as the player character, and a squad of fuckable aliens around you.
>>729368660The corpo girl, miranda is genetically designed to be the perfect human
Can someone explain why Indians are so obsessed with BBC? Reminds me of that one SFM creator GeneralButch.
>>729368828>RPGs became not-RPGs.You're not listening. Mass Effect was never an RPG.
>>729368965>You're not listening. Mass Effect was never an RPG.That's what we are saying now, in hindsight. That's not how it was marketed, nor understood at the time.
>>729368959Because they self insert as blacks even though the average penis length in india is 2 inches
>>729368731>>729368836
>>729368443I'd argue Mass Effect ruined Bioware and Bethesda (Fallout). But it did popularize voiced main characters.
>>729368895its got two hacks who were tertiary personnel on kotor and me1 working on jtME5 on the other hand has the original art director, cinematic director, gameplay director, etcthe conceit of "made by og bioware" isn't even real because the new me is made by og bioware. So was Veilguard
>>729349874>tee hee look at me i'm doing this on purpose!>>>/trash/please just fuck off back to your containment board or to the discord you crawled out ofimagine unironically acting like this on christmas
>>729368895It claims to be. But we all know it's going to be to Mass Effect what Callisto Protocol was to Dead Space. Except more Reddit and gay.
>>729368959>GeneralButchHe was a sperg but he did have talent. I've fapped so many times to that Yennefer SFM. The way he animated her ass jiggling is something no other creator has come close to replicating.
>>729368836why are you posting this? nobody wants to read this garbage
>>729368443it's better for games to play to their strengths. you can never capture tabletop roleplay in a pre-written medium
>>729369156gotta wonder how many of these people wind up in the industry or pixar or what have you
>>729368959caste system creates internalized inferiority complexes over colorism + porn addiction + additional inferiority complex over being indian
>levels you can hear
>>729368959Ever since homos attached their BBC fetish onto my posts I stopped uploading my stuff here. I can't say what race was behind it but it was enough to raise disgust at the notion that when you see a woman reveal herself to you, the first thing you think of is another man. That's gay as shit.
>>729349680> official /v/ tier list is wrong in every wayYup it's an official /v/ list
>>729369295still gets me every time.
>>729369295*images
>>729369209Probably none of them because their passion isnt for 3D art but for cooming to their degenerate niche fetishes. You need to have an actual resumé to work in a AAA hollywood studio.
Just post nsfw mass effect r34 you faggots
Based thread.
>>729368927>>729369067Thanks dudes
>>729361908>>729362913>PS3Andromache is old next gen, not old dead gen
>janny policed for solid 8 hours>then gave the fuck up and admitted defeat I noticed them just giving up in both WoW and Mass Effect threads. Both feature blue futa cocks and xeno bestiality.
>>729369373>That's gay as shit.When jeets can't find a woman to rape, they just rape each other. I guess it's technically bisexual.
>>729369598Kinda hopeless when the faggots doing it just keep ban evading
We need an NSFW vidya board.
>>729369705>>>/trash/you are free to go there any time, sukhdeep
>>729349680Mordin should be at least A tier.
I said a non autistic Mass Effect thread.
>>729369810>cropped porn as OP imageOP only has himself to blame
Forcing Jack to wear a frilly dress
>>729369608Are we talking about the wave of jeets coming in or the westernized ones? The latter seems to be more normal if not stuck between two cultures that seem at odds and leaves them in yet another split group. Think of the dichotomy hearing one thing in one ear and the other in another. I just don't want faggots alluding to their cuckold fetish in replies on my work. Videos that are clearly just you, watching a woman undress for YOU.
>>729368776You should come out of the closet.
Man this thread is almost at bump limit since 05:00. It's now 15:00. That's impressive for a 10+ year old franchise
>>729369904The 3rd world jeets. They are very prolific rapists. Westernized jeets are high caste brahminsaars and know touching vagne with penes will get them thrown in prison forever
