Which way, Tarnished?
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>>729436757The warm, debuffing embrace of the chick in Roundtable Hold who hugs you.
>>729436757Ranni, my cute doll wife.
>>729436757Ranni is literally made of wood and ropes. There is no sex. Anyone that simps for her has rope burn on their dick
GHOST BLOWJOB WOO WOO!
>>729436757holy shit you're a fucking loser rofl
Reddit taste, go back
>>729436927True, fellow 4channeler.
>>729436852>implying I wouldn't find a way to make her humanI'll master magic and go far beyond whatever mage before me has achieved to feel the warm embrace of Ranni
>>729436757based taste, don't leave.
>>729436820She's a literal necrophile
>>729436927dumb nigger normalfag, go back to r*ddit
>>729436757I want to be both of them
>>729436976A lot of work to deal with an obnoxious boss bitch that can't stand you
>>729436927Based. Tranni rannifags are pissed
>>729436757use the catalog >>729405972
>>729437031>an obnoxious boss bitch that can't stand youbut enough about marika
>>729437083
The only answe
Disregard thots.BURN THE ERDTREE TO THE GROUND
>>729436757What's with the male hands of the left? You're too much of a BITCH to touch a woman.
>>729437096Nobody mentioned Marika
>>729436757Doll is made of wood and has no pussy. I'll have sex with the actual woman
>>729436820Kekked, checked & based
>>729437083>>729437360what if I dressed up as her and offered to suck anons’ cocks haha
>>729437214dumb newfag, literally 90 iq response
>>729436794fpbp Raya is my girlMy headcanon for my Tarnished is that he walked away after killing the Elden Beast, leaving The Lands Between. I catch up with Raya along the road after she left Volcano Manor, we reunite happily and we go towards our next adventure together
>>729437163Why did he eat the dung?
>>729437017Nobody's perfect.
>>729437573Tardniggers that don't even understand a comma haven't got room to be calling out double digit IQ
>>729436757
>>729438021literally me
>>729436852>>729437261Isn't melina some sort of ghost?
>>729436757I want nepheli
>>729438021
>>729437774ranni is perfect though
>>729436757Milli
>>729436801>jealous woman kills the other woman, not realizing the man just dumped her and don't want her backsounds about like irl
>>729438401>will never have women fighting over methe sad life of a loser chud incel
>>729438336>side with her against jerren>she turn into a ballshame
>>729436757>plastic areolaswhy do artists do this
>>729436757>"I love her, mom!"vs>"I love her mom"
>>729437759i heard its like a japanese kappa thing, he suckin the soul outta they butthole
>>729436927kys normalnigger, fuck off to reddit or twitter
>>729438520sorry to hear that about yourself but you should turn on your monitor
>>729438992imagine
>>729436757For me, it's Melina because she reminds me of my wife and best girl
>>729438992
>>729436757>>729436801>>729436839>>729438202Ranni is a 10ft tall thicc redhead
>>729436757Melina diesRanni marries you
>>729437739;_; He didnt do the whole quest....
>>729437456It's not quite the same when it's coming from an obese 30yo balding man
>>729439241both are burnt corpses
>>729439283But one got better
>>729437081ywnbaj
This way
>>729439125was*
>>729437739completely valid (as long as you didn't touch Marika to trigger the ending)
>>729437897you're an absolute retard
>know Melina will sacrifice herself to burn the tree>follow the frenzy flame quest so Melina doesn't sacrifice herself>Melina tells me to fuck off >Get Miquella golden needle >Go to farum>Unfrenzy myself>Tree burnt and Melina lives>Do another standard ending>Melina still doesn't come backYou save that bitch and that's how she thanks you. Biggest blackpill in the game. Ranni wins.
>>729436757they both look like nortubel characters
>>729438992Wrong side.
>>729438164If you can ride Torrent you should be able to ride her.
>>729436757Mel-Mel
>>729436801>>729436839Kinda funny once you realize that Melina is Marika.
>>729441708Nah she's roderika's mother/cousin/clone
Snake.Both is nice though.
>>729436757Maidenless obviously
>>729438992>double anusI don't get it
>>729443865one for physical damage, the other for magical
>>729436757Why did the devs care so little about Melina?
>>729441708She's the ghost of the gloam eyed queen
Me and my wife
>>729442875Tried that once thinking the game would let me pick up Hyetta
>>729444472Im gonna make a torch out of you, flameboy.
I liked Fia but felt her Quest was sabotaged by being tied into the collection of mass effect endings.So my favorite is Melina in the Frenzied Flame ending.
>>7294367574 armpitsimagine
>>729444620I'd do anything to keep this world warm
>>729444472>>729444729bro that's not you that's the frenzy flame lord with your gf (he's gay)
>>729444650>I liked Fiathe cuck has arrived...
>>729436757>Which wayI just realised I can get rid of so many garbage threads if I just filter this text. Thanks anon.
>>729438252She'll give you AIDS.
>>729444842Thank you for telling me, perhaps I'll spell it a little different next time.
>>729444650Doing her ending is annoying because you have to Ranni simp for most of the game until you can get the cursemark that you've probably already forgot existed.
>>729438252>can't die>instead of dying explode into mini red head battle maidens>even regenerate after that so your number just keeps on growing>doesn't even need a man or a crown (the crotch rot god is a massive simp so you get free blessings out of the whazoo)>rot god isn't even resented unlike the frenzy flame autist trying to bring the house down>"I don't wanna >:("what the fuck is her problem?
>>729436757Roderika
>>729439125She lolified herself to make me fall for her evil plot (it worked)
>>729444825>Have a Priestess try to ressurect a deity>Immediatley interpret it as a cuckold fantasy>Call others cucksA bold strategy. I hope it works out for you
I will never forgive Miyazaki for not giving Melina anything and dumping all his shit on the blue shitter. You made a great girl, you gave her a great VA and you give her like 30 lines of dialogue? Fuck you Miyazaki, kill yourself.
>>729438992... and I'm sold.
I played the game a few times back when it came out, but never played the dlc. Is this chick >>729437083 >>729438865 in that because I never saw her in the main game
>>729438703what does that even mean? also I can't see the areolae
>>729445780>what does that even mean? also I can't see the areolaehttps://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1825652937224510197/73A941B732649B1A72149200106638DD47C8B4F8/?imw=512&imh=724&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true
>Bought dlc when it launched>"I don't remember my playthrough that well I'll start again">Get 5 hours into new character>UninstallI finally reinstalled the game last nightWhat's my build?
>>729445848ok yeah that looks bad
>>729436757>Be a simp or be a simpElden Ring works once you disregard every character that isn't Rya.
>>729441708Zanzibart...
>>729436927>roflunc crashing out!!
>>729445906samurai
>>729445593Nope, it's a render some porn artist made and people ran with it
>>729445906Vagabond Spiked Caestus
>>729445906Build? I usually have 5 +25 weapons halfway through a playthrough. Don't gimp yourself like that, Anon.
>>729445906Axe + Halberd
>>729436927He saw an image in the Ranni thread and decided to make it a thread. Pretty good idea if you ask me.
what's the point of melina
>>729445906Torchpole astronomer
>>729446937She provides sexual relief services to the Tarnished.
>>729446937Only way to level up since she killed your original maiden in that church and the devs won't let you pick up Hyetta, speak to the Finger Readers, or Seluvis's Therolina doll to level you instead of her. There were so many opportunities to let (you) choose something and they just decided you shouldn't be able to.
>>729445593
>>729439125And we lost that...
>>729447193Honestly the Tarnished shouldn't be able to level up after she sets herself on fire.
>>729447432They write around that by pretending she gives you the level up magic when she leaves in Leyndell
>>729447432The leveling was inside the Tarnished all along!
>>729447518I don't light up graces in Altus and Leyndell.
>>729447518Okay, that's gay. Should have just given that at the start. I also don't get why you can keep Torrent after meeting the Three Fingers.
>>729447827They don't want to penalize the player for the player's choices. It's one of the most annoying things about modern fromsoft.
>>729439408Miquella is so fucking hot I have to jerk off to him again.
>>729447867I hate it too. You can get as far as beating the Elden Beast and only Nepheli's quest fails. I don't count Roderika because you can never talk to her once and she will still be able to upgrade your spirits after burning the erd tree. Ranni just accepts the Tarnished waltzing right in too. No letter of recommendation or anyone to vouch for them. The only NPCs that kill other NPCs are Dung Eater and Fia. Yurt killed half the Nexus and all the spell merchants and it was fun. A merchant dies in Elden Ring you can still buy from them. It's really hard to fail or lock yourself out of a quest in Elden Ring compared to older titles. There is almost no penalty for killing or hitting NPCs.
>Ranni is not real and not my wifeI need to hang myself right fucking now.
>>729449721If you do that you turn into the Dung Eater
>>729436757Obviously my adorable blue doll wife Ranni.
Melina and it's not close. I wish I could put her inside Ranni's dumb little doll body
>>729445024Of all the random bad endings in the game, Millicient's is the stupidest by far. It feels like they just gave up writing it.
>>729444472>>729444729imagine getting tricked by jewish demons
>>729448569They at least tried a little harder for the DLC but even then it's "did you cross the invisible line" before you finished quests or after rather than any real player agency. Like as a hypothetical imagine if we had an invisible timer from entering the DLC and we could catch up to Miquella before he managed to ditch the rune breaking the mind control. Something we could interact with that's more than a "did you cross the point of no return" checkbox. It feels like they've regressed from where they were 15 years ago in everything but the combat and graphical fidelity.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjUJZZhjp0oSorry for the rambling. I don't have coherent thoughts on this. Just a simmering discontent with the direction they've taken the role-playing part of vidya. Nightreign is fun though
consider this for a moment...
>>729451289my meager flame!!!! is getting emboldened!
>>729447518I still find it funny fromsoft couldn't just make it so any of the other waifus/husbando could fill in for your dead maiden either literally or adding specific character quest to unlock the leveling mechanism>>729439408Never bought the DLC as I wanted the girl version
>>729436757How dare you
Any lorefags around? Why didn't Maliketh just simply kill the player character permnently? I mean he has destined death. I think It'd be an amazing mechanic if your save got deleted if you die to him in his second phase.
>>729439408This is the correct answer even if /v/ (and Miyazaki himself, apparently) aren't ready to accept it.
>>729436801is there a full image?
>>729452494nepheli cute
