Fine, I WILL play your Umamusume. Where do I start?
>>729475839follow this guide
>>729475839WINNING WHAT?
>>729475839Bait thread because you need a permanent general on /v/
>>729475839let's see, it can't be that bad>horsegirls look like they went through months of rape and abusethanks china, very good
>>729476794forgot the picyeah
Has anyone tried making a horse boys game yet? I feel like it'd also be a free money printer
>>729477142you already posted this
>>729475839When is the arima KINO?
>>729475839my number one tip:masturbate before you pay for carrots.masturbate to the character you want.
>>729478259just under 6 hours
>>729478329I'll add tribute to the ritual, thanks
I thought the whole eurobeat Maruzensky stuff was a meme kek
>>729478567its mainly to clear the coom brain debuff so you dont buy anything
am I failing the wit check on another thread?
>>729478864You'd have to be a particular brand of stupid as we know the schedule so far ahead. You should be able to plan any potential spending accordingly.
>>729478794Silky?
Is this it?
>>729479106well sometimes i wanna buy, so i just jack off and i no long want to buy. i even stop playing with my umas.
>>729478969Yes
>>729479694it must require 1200 wit because I don't see it....
I'm not seeing an actual Uma thread so I'm just gonna post in this one.Happy Satono Saturday.
>>729481357excuse me but it's Sweepy Saturday
>>729481357>>729481434It's actually Shiraoki-sama Saturday
>>729481434Veggies. Now.
>>729475839start with project nortubel
>>729475839That uma looks weird, is she sick?
How come nobody told me they had a Christmas song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apQX4jqg-GQ&list=PL0bFrGc4xJt9ycatvtSssfimBNkcXRbyl&index=13
>10 runs today with no medium SJesus christ, finally when I have time to grind NOTHING wants to show up.
>>729481520
>>729475839No hooves no playSimple. Ass.
I showtime level 3 a good difficulty to grind aces with?
>AIslopwtf I thought Chinks were basedwhen will this AI shit die so I can buy RAM?
>>729481854I hate how Vodka dresses like a dude in her Christmas alt. She's a cute girl and she should dress appropriately.
Even with Double Dominator and a strong Ace, beating an uncontested Suzuka is pretty inconsistent
>>729482267They need to remove that Runaway shit from the game. The Sprint CM is coming up soonish and she's literally going to be unbeatable.
>>729482337This neigha hasn't been in the sprint tests
>>729482337Suzuka is useless in sprints
Does showtime mode affect the difficult of unity races?
>>729482459>>729482426NTA but why would she be useless? Wouldn't she just outpace everyone?
Whoever pulls Dober tomorrow needs to post a 9* blue 9* Medium ASAP so I can remake my Dominators before Scorpio.
>>729476264I teared up when suzuka got bit by a zombie and she had to be put down
>>729482530Runaway has the lowest acceleration in the game by far, and sprints are the shortest tracks in the game.
>>729482790Will late surger Suzuka finally be viable?
>>729482790Ok but the track is short she'll be so far ahead at the final spurt nobody will be able to catch her anyway
Did someone say sprint tests? Let's do some more to pass the time!Bring anything 10731673
Gay
>>729482964Except she won't be that far ahead, without a longer track she has no time to build up distance, much less with low acceleration over a shorter window of time
>>729483017How's the early outlook for whos gonna be strong for the sprint CM? I imagine the optimal team comp is what, akebono, curren, maybe king or bakushin?
>>729483061Rice, your pantsu ...
I don't really understand why mid race skills are important for late surgers, if they're gonna return to position either way whats their value?
>>729483065this is probably the hottest picture of Suzuka I've seen
>>729483232Because you want them to be as close to 6th place as possible, not hanging out the entire race at 9th-8th.
In what situation should I be using narita brian SSR over sweep SR?
>>729483226
>>729483065looks like a malnourished boy
Does tail held high do anything for lates or ends?
>>729483331When you're desperate to cap speed with one fewer speed card in your deck.
>>729483174It's a bit early to say, but pace seems to be performing best so far. Thinking midleg skills out the wazoo into a lot of gambles for acceleration for the spurt will be good like usual.>>7294830177/9 keep in mind that people are mostly running their TT umas so far, bring literally anything
>>729483465Does suzuka do anything?
Torechi de wa~
>>729483497A good Suzuka can do well in rooms as they are now.
Why do most grass trainers run 3 speed cards instead of 2? She has 20% speed growth
Is it worth doing taikis secret event
>>729483174Falco, Curren debuffer and Suzuka/Taiki
>>729483656Pros: You'll get guaranteed Head On and a tons of skill points so in a high roll you'll get a really really strong umaCons: It's a lot of fucking races in a scenario where running more is bad.
>>729483725Running more equals more skills though, is it not worth to skip a shitty training with a race?
>Lose to rikos team>Run brickedWelp, shit is so annoying
>>729483656I always go for it but you kinda gotta high roll when so much of your late run is forced into racing
>>729483786Yes but those races are on the Senior year where you should be getting most of your stats. It's hard but when I see a Taiki with like 16-17 races ran it's a monster. CM is all about high rolls and that's part of the high roll too.
The shit you see in public test rooms is crazy.
>>729483697Curren WHORE
Would if 750 + 400 + white is enough to spurt. Would 650 + 500 + white be enough to spurt too?
What you rolling for?
>>729483017If the Suzuka had Pasa ult, she would probably win heremore 54881555
Teio if she was an umatuber.
>>729484132Top three for a TT Suzu with no Groundwork isn’t bad at all. I’ll try making a Capricorn Suzu tomorrow. I’ve got a build in mind.
>>729484074All of them, I will luckshit them all.
>>729484074SWEEP
>>729484074Yaeno Muteki
>>729484074All the mares.
>>729484157>teiobros are not creative enough to write their own shitpostsNot looking good....
>>729484074The free rolls on Tamamo are all I need.
>>729484157
>>729484183>suzuka doubters right now
>>729484074Valentines bourbon
>>729484074everyone, and you will too, AND you will be successful!
>>729484074Ticket' alt
>>729484157>AISlopI always knew teibros were jeets.
we need to put teio bros in balloon jail right now
>>729484074All of them, yes my account will be bricked come grand live.
>>729484074air txakur
>>729483508wtf there are 2 of them now?
>>729484451WAGMI
>>729484074None of them.Sorry, Sweepy, Fine, Chiyo, Dober and Nishino Flower, but Uma Musume is a saving game.
>>729484263my brother
>>729484132Another Cute Curren Chan victory, late surgers showing potentialmore 16169072
>>729484398>Spics>Sloppamancers >Brick newfags>Perverted>Women>DepravedTruly the most dangerous race in the planet.
Is Dober a good ace Scorpio? I have a middling hybrid Rudolf that hasn't really done much for me other than provide dominator.
>>729484074Gonna try for Fine, Megabanner and Flower.
>matikanefukukitaru the 4chan
>>729484563I feel that she's going to fucking rape rooms and destroy the meta. I can't prove it but I just know it.
>>729484534Damn that Ikuno is wearing some xl pads considering she looks almost as big as Scarlet here
Today I got fucked by RNG
>all these wonderful umamusume>entire years away from globalWanton cruelty.
>>729484563I feel like if she can hit her ult she auto wins. But we'll have to see with testing.
>>729484398Teiobros... Not the balloon...
>>729484157>[sound of a high-pitched whirring, like a tiny hard drive spinning up]Teiofags were snoys all along
>>729484563I'm unsure, what would a good build look like for her?
>>729484074My plan is as follows:>If Dober's uma story is good enough to make me impulse roll for her tomorrow, I'll do that and just save up another spark for the megabanner if necessary to get Fine and/or Tamamo>If I skip Dober or luckshit her early enough that I'd still be able to spark Fine, I'll roll for Fine>If I luckshit Fine early enough that I could spark Tamamo (assuming I don't get her on the free rolls), I'll roll for Tamamo>Cheerleader alts>MAYBE one of the post-megabanner Mejiros and/or Shakur if I have carats to spare and really end up liking their uma stories>Sweep
Why the fuck are there so many Sweepycons? I thought this was a hag game
>>729484536Solo front is a little weaker than when doing positionkeep, this Bakushin won in races before IIRCDeranged end closer Curren making an effort!next 15271350
>>729484610Are you implying what I think you're implying?
We need to reform Teio this year and steal her back from Teiofags.
>>729484074I don't know.Who should I roll for?
>>729484610She can rape my meta if you know what I mean
>>729484791I'm a Endchad. Simple as.
>>7294848417 and you consider Mejiro Palmer.
>>729484841Sweep Tosho
>>729484728I assume>Pump>Emperors>NSM>Prof>OYL>White recovery>Mid race skillsSince pump is the strongest accel in this track according to the umalator and dobers skill is double the acceleration of pump, I assume she'll be a goddamn rocket if she wins the gamble.
>>729484074cheerleader king and naturepalmerinari PSYCHO
>>729484890If palmer was a real Gyaru she would dress like this
>>729484835>make a shitpost>attach a Teio image>-100 PRIt's going to be an uphill battle. I'm content to train her and collect star pieces.
>>729482649Dober inherit doesn't work in scorpio
>>729484157bro thought he cooked with this one
>>729485048Palmer is not a classless slut.
Look like Dober is coming. She look boring. Is she any good?
>>729485128And that's a problem
>>729484801Curren is flying down the track!more 57885987
>>729485140Important parent. Like another Mejiro Ryan for late surgers.
>>729485140Dober is seiun for lates and ends. She looks like she'll be very strong as an ace and parent, also i heard her story is good but I can't confirm it
>>729484157Not a good look teiobros...
>>729485094?????????
why did they give this womanlet such a sexy voice?
>>729485140I HATE MEN GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
>>729485165Only for you.
>>729484157Still not the worst Teio post>>>/vg/551588103
How come Late Surgers get two meta parents but Pace Chasers have none?
>>729485268Based doberwomanhorse.
>>729485283This was literally my reaction while reading that. Wtf
>>729485168>>729484801Mind posting your Buono? I was planning on running her for the Sprint CM
>>729485283That's a good post though.
I HOPE I DON'T MISS ARIMA
Alright torenas, post em.Also, who should I raise potential on next?
>>729485168This Curren needs to be donated to science...one more for now 21429273
>>729485240Her unique triggers on the second half of the last cornersecond half of the last corner is still in the later part of the l mid-race which means not only that you'll most likely be at top speed for the section but also that you'll have already used most of the acceleration by the time you enter late-raceit might work on dober herself since the duration is almost twice as long
>>729484074nobody because kitaCHUD BANKRUPT me
>>729483174Has anyone tested Akebono? I got spooked by her while pulling for Cafe, and I don't have a Falcon.
>>729485283I don't browse that board for a reason, actual horsefuckers and rapists? Jesus
>>729485283>former rapist here
>>729485508Summer Spe.
>>729485628Kill yourself
>>729485240Nta but I think it's going to activate too early during mid-race. If the final corner is mid-race it's going to activate on the final corner (too early), if the final corner is late-race it's going to activate on a corner that isn't the final corner (perfect timing for a lot of races).In Tokyo 2000m it's too early
>>729485410This run is missing nimble navigator (due to losing unity finals) and head-on and it felt like stats lowrolled
>>7294758393 and a half hours left for arima kino, don't rush the thread lads the year's biggest keiba is upon us
>>729485518>sprint matifuck
>>729484074I read through Cinderella Gray now that it's finished and I've fallen for this fat titted gremlin
>>729485518That's all for now, thanks a lot for joining the tests!
Turf S is better than Sprint S for sprint CM, right?
I got 60 carats from TT gift boxes today.
>>729485283Why are Teiobros like this?
>>729485283I see the teiobro problem is not exclusive to us.
>>729485709I'll be asleep so it's fine.
>>729485843It's worse over there. Way worse.
>>729485803good stuff anon, I'll try to make a team to join in the fun
>>729485709Fuck, you're right. I'm gonna go back to playing some old school kino.
>>729485616Akebono and Curren have been doing great in the test rooms here, but I'm not sure if it's reliable since most are running their TT team.
>got a bunch of Teios when I started>think she's cute>run her career a bunch>inextricably associated with degenerate shitposters by defaultIt's all so tiresome.
>>729485821I would say so, seeing how B sprint umas can sometimes beat S sprint umas on this track.
>>729485868How bad are we talking, I don't go over there.
>>729485915Start posting sweet and wholesome things with her then.
>>729485915PR resets when the new year's comes.
What's Sweep Tosho's career story about? I see anons talk about her a lot but we haven't got a qrd like with other unreleased umas
>>729485915I just want to win with her, but I suck too much as a trainer. Shitposters come and go, but being able to win with your girls is eternal.
>>729485709How should I watch Arima and other racing in general? TVG/Fanduel, JRA with a VPN, or something else?
>>729486035You're her familiar and she's a brat that needs correction, thats all I know.
>>729484074Genti for sure, i have 30k locked and loaded for herThe super giant horse after i save another 30kThe carnival horses maybe? Festival outfits are cute
>>729486162It will be provided soon.
>>729486162kickdotcomslash b01doghos, we watch all the nip keiba there, western races are usually on youtube, I don't remember where we watched the L'Arc
>>729484074Tamamo, Ayabe, Inari One and Summer Golshi. End closer supremacy.
>>729484074This isn't even showing the alt outfit umas. My carats... I... I can't...
How many runs on average does it take to get one good ace?
>>729486220Thanks anon. I had a friend at the Hopeful Stakes yesterday and he streamed it from the stands. He didn't win Arima tickets today sadly.
>>729484074Air Shakur
>take a look at Sweep's kit>can run every distance, even sprint with 10 sparks>10% spd 20% pow growth>built in spurt>go home specialist>gold speed debuff>unique's conditions are literally don't get rushed>purple skill for slower starts, perfect for end closerswtf why didn't you tell me she was good instead of just bratposting
>>729486132I'm a CM scrub but I still look back fondly on my first triple crown win with her, that was my initial learning curve.
>>729486465Did you miss the reenactment races?
>>7294864471-20. It's all fucking RNG waiting for a high roll + the right spark procs. Higher affinity score parents and stronger deck makes it easier
>>729485915gotta learn to roll with the punches Teiobro
The Arima Kino poster is out
>>729486447depends on a lot of things, it took me like 4 runs to get a good pace chaser and around 22 to get a passable runaway
>>729485274Ma'am please, this is a matter of national umargency
>>729486579who's that on the right?
>>729485283>"hmm let's check out /vg/ why anons here hate it so much"you faggots were right
>>729486579Who's the one on the right?
>>729485915>shinko windy>haha the cuck chair horse
>>729486447Define "good">Depends on the ingredients (uma, cards, parents, player?)>Will likely wind up compromisingI'd say to win plat in A, this guy is right >>729486556 if you know what you're doing. If you want the "perfect" one it can take longer. Some are tougher than others. I would say to make the strongest front takes the most amount of tries, requires more luck, and more prep.
>>729486621Win Variation, designated jobber of Golshi's, Gentil, Orfevre's generation, watch any of their iconic races and he'll be there
Start by fucking off to /vg/ or /vmg/ or /mlp/
>>729486673Digital is also known as the cuck chair horse and she never get slandered, its not fair.
>>729486698Nah
>>729486447One run for my Suzuka, the real question is how long making the parents took
>>729485274need slightly sun tanned palmer
>>729486447My best Taiki took like 20 runs to make.
>>729486698
>>729486684Oh thats her! Nice, wonder how good that useless uma will be in 3 years.
BOKUTACHI WAIPPO FUMI DASU YOHAGESHII MUKAI KAZE NO NAKASOREDEMO MAE EEEEEMAE EEEEESOU MAE EEEEE GO THIS WAYSOU IKU SHIKANAIYUME WA ZETTAI AKIRAMENAITONIKAKU MAE EEEEMAE EEEESOU MAE EEEEKIMI O NOSETEEEEEEEE
>>729486709Digitan is an uber gigachad horse that's just there willingly and only in the uma world. Shinko Windy is a cuck irl which is worse. Like Tamamo's dicklet incel rage.
>>729486709
>>729486709either that or misinterpreted as the /u/ fanfic horseshe's an unironic coomer tho you just know
>>729486554Yes. I wasn't sure what those were when I saw people talking about them. Something through the stream?
>>729486698What does pagpag taste like?
>>729486850UHHHHH UHHHH JACKIE CHANFUCK
>>729486709digital had way more children than windy tho
>>729486850I don't have her, how for (You) is she? Also, is she a glass canon? This is very important since I think i might be interested in her
>>729486938How do you escape this situation unscathed?
Who can I run with my Taiki if I don't have a Suzuka?
>>729486931>special week LOST to ass wonder even in sexbros.....
>>729486938rare cocon post
>>729486905Nah, we just host them in game. We post the room (18 players cuz these threads are always very highly populared), they get filled up quickly and then we race.
STOP MAKING FUN OF WINDY
>>729486972Let them have their way with me and offer no resistance
>>729486931At least twenty kids with Shinko Windy!
>Start by fucking off to /vg/ or /vmg/ or /mlp/
>>729486982Rudolf and Grass Wonder as Dominator slaves
>>729486952Digitan is a jack of all trades that can literally do everything. Good Parent, good runner, good at TT, runs dirt, good at CM. However, she's not the best at anything. But if your account lacks something, she'll be able to fill it
>>729486982I'd say 2 lates with atleast one dominator
>>729486931>Zenno Rob Roy had 1000+ children tooFull of surprises
>>729487078Tendie franchise sis
>check out Spe's chud outfit>dogshit unique with fucking 0.25 speed>unless it's nakayama where it's 0.45>horrible potentials>only for longslop>one of the costume events is >>>>>>>>randomly eitherholy fuck why do they hate her so much
>>729486698We didn't forget.
>>729486985
>>729486931ONLY CONFIRMED VIRGIN HORSES
>>729486931King Halo really styled on Seiun Sky in the end, huh? Any reason why Seiun sperm wasn't more wanted?
>>729487236>All had to be euthanized
>>729487236Gold Shitty killed himself before he could breed, Suzuka broke his leg
>>729487194it's free, they had to make it bad
>best of their gen>refused to have sex
>>729487113My fuarking donkey
>>729487276King Halo also lived for like 8 more years so that might've been a factor.
>>729487276He died early
>>729487276he fucking killed himself
I'm tired of 1* guts sparks.
>>729487276Wasn't King Halo a jobber? Why is she so up there?
>>729487348Seiunbros...
>>729486938oh yeah your bro sharing her 3 numbers for small talk is pretty platonic, r-right?
>>729487391good pedogree grandparents and she was cheap because of jobbing.
>>729487391Well yeah, but he was a jobber on the best generation Japan has ever had, if I tried to explain why he was so good and influential I'd hit character limit without being halfway there, it's a very long story
>>729487394I'd probably die to if Taiki fucked my mom, wife and daughter
>>729487302>>729487236>refused to be trained as a show horse and kwabed himself insteadkek based gold shity
>>729487276I read once that his bloodline wasn't great, which is why people didn't want him as a sire
>>729487113He was a triple crown winner, after all.
>>729487503Unironically realest horse in the cast for that... Keep it real...
Is it okay to not take a wit card to Scorpio? I was running 3 speed + riko + hishi Amazon + fine motion for Taiki Shuttle, but I always end up with low speed and power. I was thinking of trying 3 speed + riko + 2 power instead.
>>729487580You can, just try to hit 400
any JPbro that's played Stego's story around? I'm curious about it
>>729487276They have polar opposite origin stories. King had generations of successful horses in his bloodline which is seen as highly desirable even when King's track record ended up being relatively poor. Seiun came from literal whos so despite being overcoming a weak bloodline and dominating the early Golden Gen races he was seen as far less desirable for breeding compared to his peers. He also bonked his head and fucking died only ten years after retirement.
>>729487651Not a JP bro but its apparently her career gives you a lot of freedom to play races, whatever races, she can talk to her real life self somehow
>Nisho Flower was taken away from Seiun Sky>Stay Gold was sent to breed mares other than Oriental Art after Dream Journey's and Oferve's successMan life sucks for married horses
>>729487457>the best generation Japan has ever hadGolden gen were a bunch of plumbers lmao, ai-chan would one shot them at the same time.
>>729487484IIII'M WINNAH!
>>729487484Seiun should be proud, honored that his entire family tree got to be bred by the Strongest Miler™.
>>729487748>Now whatever you do, don't go back and sniff your shit again
I just had a terrible thought. The Arima Kino /v/ race on the 30th is locked to umas with E Long or lower. If it doesn't fill up completely, a mob uma will end up winning and I completely ignored that possibility.
>>729487919That'd be funny though
>>729487674Seiun had a hard life
>>729487919That would be the funniest outcome
>>729487842Mightiest* Miler
>>729478329can confirm this worksi luckshitted rice on the free 3* ticket after doing the latter
