Previous: >>551555286>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Event: Fuji Kiseki ShowtimeCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Symboli Rudolf 3* (Alt), Gold City 3* (Alt), Tosen Jordan 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Curren Chan (SSR), Narita Brian (SSR), Kitasan Black (SSR), El Condor Pasa (SSR)12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Sex with Tokai Teio.
>the Marvelous dimension is actually a zone where people can find happinessMarvelous's story feels heavy but fitting
Good night friends!!!!
>>551580979too big
>>551581040I HATE THIS ARTIST
>>551581040is there one of these for oguri
the first race of the day is starting in 5 minuteshttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>551581064non sense
>>551581040
>>551581054chudmamo... the audio budget...
>>551581049shut up, wholesome ritualfaggot! umasumi
I feel weird that i have all three parts of Exodia or the Bermuda Triangle or whatever that everyone is complaining about but i don't feel particularly inclined to field themLike am i obligated to be a metafag or not?
>>551581120>>551581303
i want to fuck umamusume
hoho...
>>551581380you are very cool anon. anyway can you tell me which hours you usually queue?
>>551581303RUDE!! GOOD NIGHT FRIEND. >>551581439NO!!
>>551581054bwo on that 64kbps WMA from 2001
Sex with Verxina
>>551581380>Exodia or the Bermuda TriangleWhat is that? Suzuka, Maruzensky, Taiki?
>>551581275>>551581576it's not that bad...
i want to fuck katsuragi ace
>>551581380If you are a metafag that likes guaranteed wins sure. If you are a waifufag, you field your waifu win or lose. Im fielding her wedding version this cm.
>>551581729>exposed gunny shoulderslord forgive me
hehe...
>>551581705>gets called boy>is a girl(faggot)
>>551581568YES!!!I HATE THIS ARTISTI HATE THIS ARTSTYLE!!!
>>551581817
>>551581380It means you are based anon All fucking metafags must fucking hang
>>551581817holy moly
i want to fuck gold slutty
>>551581243>redshift worksIt certainly doesn't>>551581234I forgot about Redacted Oguri.......
that was a fun debut
my 238 stam Maru just won arima kinen this game is so retarded
Not having a lot of luck with this deck for a CM7 Eishin. Should I just trust in the highroll and pray my URA actually fire or should I drop Nature for biko, alternatively keep Nature and drop tachyon for chinpo or king?
>>551581380Don't care about meta, It's time to rise and shine for Meisho Doto.
i want to fuck symbol of adolf
>>551582025gonna need that full image anon
>>551582198based
>>551581380its not like cm winning concerts are in yet so you might as well guarantee the carats/tickets
>>551582147What are your inherits? I'd give biko rent a couple of runs and then compare them to the old ones to see if they're actually better or not
>>551581817sexooo
>>551581729How is wedding top gun? I am getting more and more tempted to use my selector on her. It is either her or Brian.
>>551581657Brother my phone's speaker is only marginally better than a tin can and I can't hear anything over the artifacts. It's the audio equivalent of picrel
>>551582258Landmine Rudolf?!
>>551582198pants and navel is such a killer combo
>>551582217i think that's the full image
Need more SpeTore art desu
>>551582028While we do get XOguri by Arima, I don’t know if we get the New Year’s Selectors by then. That’s the only point of contention I still need clarification on. Whether Pace, Late, or End is better can be answered once we actually have access.
>>551582096Pics or it didn't happen
>>551582147Either drop Tachyon or Riko, I've been personally trying 2speed 1power 3wit with stam parentsI'm probably biased because I like Neicha's OYL, maybe your best bet is to swap it for Biko if your speed is bad but your power and stam is more than fine
Okay but I really reallyr eallyr eally really really reallyr eally reallyr eally really really reallyr eally really really reallyr eallyr eally really reallyr eally really reallyr eallyr ealyl relly really really really really relaly really really relaly really realy really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really reyally really really realy really really really really really really relaly realy really really really really really really realy really really really really realy really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really love Stego.
i want to fuck orfever
>>551582667bwo, your c+v
I don't even have anything remotely useful to say to you.
>can I copy your homework bwo?>yea just dont make it too obvious
>>551582702I type it out manually and if I fuck it up I keep going anyway.
>>551582493ah yeah i checked and it is, sadge
i want to fuck majiro paama
>>5515823749* pow Vodka (mine) merely for statstick and a 3* speed 6* stam 9* URA Ryan that is very, very good but for one reason or another I have been lowrolling for a while and not getting the URA to fire, or at least not fire more than once.
>>551582870Palmer is the sexiest gyaruma and it's not even close.
>>551582870what's with the weird indent
>>551582854kinda wish they'd made it official and turned it into a collab, letting umamusume into the collab gacha sphere, and maybe in 8 years get my Kurisu uma on global
>>551582870So many beautiful Mejiro girls, then we get McQueen and uggo ryan.
>>551582383Its nice she has a built in maestro. I like her flexibility because her distance and style are easily solvable with borrowed inherits. But i have no fucking clue if her unique is good.She won me Gemini, its my 1st time deploying her since Aoharu started,
Fronts are playing like Pace Chasers? Then Paces are lates, and lates are ends. So what does that make ends?
>Palmer loading screen>get the SSR i neededI love you so fucking much Palmer
>>551582870mega based
>>551582870palmer's tits aren't that big
>>551583000dont say that...
>>551583019Goldship.
>>551583019Some anon posted a Maruzensky end and wonSomeone should check it out if it could be replicated
>>551583084FUCK OFF AND DIE, RYAN
:>
THANK YOU>THANK YOUTHANK YOU>THANK YOUTHANK YOU>THANK YOUTHANK YOU>THANK YOUTHANK YOU>THANK YOU
>>551583174rice wouldnt say this
>>551583183I've gotten surprisingly attached to her and Win Variation.
all the difficulty selection does is give you more mood downs, is this what the japanese think is difficult?
>>551583264>Win Variationweird way to write loss
>>551583221this artist is my favorite. I like the cute smug gentils
>>551583235What is a cow doing in a game about horses?
>>551583174Rice wouldn't say this
>>551583237My face below Kitasan's sweaty ass
>>551583235I love my daughter so much.
>>551583264I love my police horsedogDunno much about win variation though (she is a shade of red i very much like)
>>551583237>you made an elaborate plan to manipulate kitasan into sex but she's there doing anal after beggin once
>>551583348>>551583235I love her brat fang
i want to fuck satono dia
>>551583410
>>551583395I love fucking your bratty slut daughter so much.
It's my favourite Umamusume, Satono Black and Kitasan Diamond!
>>551581653Its that combination exactly>>551581729I'm not a waifufag per se, more like a roleplayerfag Like another anon i'm running Doto but along with her im running Opera and Digitan as well to recreate the 2001 Tenno ShoI just don't know how to make sense of their positions with this meta. Triple paces with SfV and Pump at the same time feels retarded but it makes the most sense to me so far>>551581942>>551582367Ironically its this kind of sentiment that makes me feel weird. Like it's such a black-and-white understanding that this combination is so overpowered that i'm very obviously leaving money on the table if i dont do this when all the pieces fell into my lapBut I just wanted to run a cute team
Stay Gold and her posters are shit
manhattan cuckè
>>551583348This, but instead of milk it's my CUM
>>551583363Kitasan in the corner as I fuck Satono Diamond
It is FRIDAY night, what are we drinking??I got some Aperol fritz and mescal leftovers from Christmas, so I will start with that, and maybe get some beers in too
>>551583628would you produce just as much though?
>>551583465what a BRAVE and STUNNING opinion
>>551583594agnes cuckyon
I need dober NOW man I've been on edge for so much days already.
>>551583594you people said Tachyon wasn't actually evil
>>551583465No you don't, you've been conditioned to keep that way due to the mind trickery they are doing at EpSatono island. You've got to snap out of it!
>>551583675with her I would
i want to fuck whoreshi amazon
>>551583409Perpetually moody but very much for (you) apple
>>551583672i stopped drinking after 20 so all i drink is water or flavored water
>>551583815what a BRAVE and STUNNING opinion
>>551583675It take my fair share of Zinc.
>>551583672Just a Modoto
>>5515836722 beers down, gonna bring out some caramel thing I got for christmas. have no idea what it actually is
Showtime lvl 5 is bullshitI beat it, but still
>>551583672i had some leftover lasagna with whole milk :)
my beautiful wife
You people make me sick.
>>551583409Win variation is a King Halo type Uma in the way she is a jobber that works hard and never stays down for long. But instead of seething at her mom, Win Variation seethes at Orfevre.
>>551583836>all i drink is waterBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
>>551583756doughbaa
>>551581040>>551581239EL GET OUT GRASS IS WATCHING THIS THREAD
>They don't replace previously unreleased umas with their racewear upon releaseBoo. It'd be an easy fix too.
SEEEEEEEEX
>>551583913This is a child?
>>551583672
>>551582614I agree OYL seems better on this track than NSM so I wanna keep Nature, but since Eishin is a 0% speed bonus horse I guess I'll just try 3 speed. Wish there were more speed bonus wit cards in the game that weren't front oriented but it is what it is.
Please stop touching your dick and sit up straight Trainer!
>>551583756>>551584003What's her personality like?
>>551584021noppers
>>551584012That’s what you think. As far as the game is concerned, that’s not actually Kawakami Princess, that’s Umamusume K.
>>551583672I already downed a green bottle of soju and then some, I'm trying to finish recording my first DJ mix before the year ends.
>>551584014>eyebagserotic
>>551584068is that?
>>551583568Digitan could win with Superstan with TailHeldHigh. She's your best bet
>>551584014
>>551584090dont knowi think toesen jordan probably has a more interesting story but i'm tired of having no inspirers
>>551584068
>>551584068Is that a young girls bare chest and belly!?
>>551584068Kitasan Black don't look
>>551584090Hate men. Will soften eventually
I went back to borrowing Creek. Power is for accellets, and if you're accellet you already lost.
sweep tosho does NOTHING to me
>>551584284you dont need maestro for scorpio
...............................................................
>Good morning oniich-- Ah! Trainer-san! Stop laughing.Early morning umapyoi with my adorable childhood friend
I CAN'T STOP FAPPING TO HAGS
>>551583761She's a 40yo brat
>>551584368>t.
>>551584265So if you're a female torena you get different dialogue?
>>551584430but Maruzensky is still in her sweet 17s
>>551584379yes?
>>551584416the type of uma to move off campus in order to share an apartment with her childhood friend...
>>551584530I need to get my soundposts working again.
>>551584068hews PLEASE color this
Speed or skill points? I'm playing 1 speed 1 Riko 4 guts
>>551584530>fave>uggo>broke>midget>shitty attitude >canon micro penis
i want to fuck air groove
>>551584626skill points always
>>551584626Always take skill points if you don't need energy.
>>551584379I hate this. I hate this so much.
>>551584530Her kansai accent is endearing
>>551583761Kitasan and Seiun Sky don't look
>>551584695get in line WHORE
>>551583174Rice should say this
Well that was a pretty dominant win
11 kids
>>551583594Tachyon will be the one pushing the Trainer's back so he doesn't pull out as he impregnates Cafe, she's Sundayman's right hand in making Cafe and the trainer marry and reproduce
>>551584726
>>551584720
>>551584416>mfw uma is the sole reason I'm learning so many kanji>as well as increasing my nip reading speed
>>551584483Yes. She's warmer with female trainerhttps://youtu.be/mRFEL0BMugg?t=79s
>>551584121>Go into the code and swap the ID for umamusume K to Kawakami PrincessThat'll be 10000 USD
>>55158489311 Grandkids...
>>551585009どんだけプレイしってんの
>>551584068u-uooooh
>>551585098
>>551584673stop being gay
>>551584523nothing I just wanted to post what I hate same sentiment as this anon >>551584726 it's oddly charming and addictive
>>551583693AAAHH SEX WITH DIA AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>"I don't torrent a copy of Beginning of a New Era and lecture [the Internet] with a 7th grade interpretation of how Agnes Tachyon is 'peak "dommy mommy" gf material'. She isn't! She is a spoiled brat! And that's why you like her so much, she's you."Why did Quagmire say this? This is a very complex way rather than telling Brian a small "I hate you and your personality".
>>551584673you're supposed to list her bad qualities
Does the Runaway skill count for groundwork?
>>551585254I wish I was like Tachyon.But I do like that she's a spoiled brat.
>>551584904>>551585170Stop. Posting. These. Freaks.
>>551585284She's only mad here because Oguri has food money and she hasn't eaten in a week.Super Creek looking super cute as usual, out with her two kids.
>>551585319yes
>>551584068too bad the yakuza got him
>>551584201Yeah and it's gross.It'd rather see Tazuna's thick thighs and butt.
>>551582958That's a funny way to spell Espoir City.
>>551585442Holy shit, I need this.
>>551585442AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE GO AWAY DURAMENTE I HATE YOU
>>551585054
>>551585490ssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>551583672i drank too much recently so i just had a cup of tea
It's not that small
>>551584068I came violently to those nothingtits
>>551584673>favecorrect>uggowrong>brokecorrect>midgetcorrect>shitty attitudewrong>canon micro penis***micromanko
name 3 horses
>>551585170>>551585359Why do you hate it
>>551585716YAKODONSEX WITH MOMS AND THEIR DAUGHTER
NEW NICE NATURE PLUSHIE
>>551585490paaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaa
>>551585735tokai teiooguri capjackie chan
THIS THREAD IS TOO HORNY
Can a calculatorfag check something for me? I have 17* medium sparks, double circle compatibility. What are the chances that I don't get Medium S 8 runs in a row?
>>551585442Uma NTRing based on IRL mating situation is so hot....
>>551585816cuuuute
>>551585524kek good one
>>551585735King, Halo, King Halo
>>551585735King HaloWin VariationLuminoxJackie-chan.
>>551581196Perfect present for your loved ones.
>>551585735my oshis?agnesgold shipoguri cap
>>551584379>>551584523>>551585170>>551585742>>551584904Who made all these Rice shower gifs?
>>551585848NOT HORNY ENOUGH
Sex with fillies
If you are interested in watching Steeplechase, there is a G1 race for it tomorrow before the Arima Kinen. It should be streamed in the usual place as well
>>551582147>training late before dober dropaniki...
>>551585742I can't explain the disgust I feel towards these things.
In bloom, you singSuch beautiful coloursWhat a shameIn this worldThat beauty alerts the othersFray from the light'Til you see itI'm goneStare into my eyesI'll show you who I am insideIt's simple (it's simple), I'm certain from behind the curtain(It's simple) it's in your hands this timeColors are swirling now that we're fallingWhat are the odds?Now that we're falling, colors are swirlingWhy were you lost?Colors are swirling now that we're fallingWhat are the odds?Now that we're falling, colors are swirlingWhy were you lost?Stretch to the stars you know (now that we're falling, colors are swirling)Through tunnels they follow (why were you lost?)Inside a room of redThrough the windowJust know you found meSo now you know(Inside a room of red)Stare into my eyesI'll show you who I am insideIt's simple (it's simple), I'm certain from behind the curtain(It's simple) it's in your hands this timeAnd still, it wasn't enough to make you say"What would you do if you weren't afraid?"
>>551585761I want Mayano to Top my Gun.
>>551586140Dober's unique is useless on this track, goes off too early.
how would in-game collabs for uma musume work? alt outfits? umafied characters?but i know for a fact cygames would never dare add anything that is not horse related
>>551586236>drawn by>it's AI slop
>agnes digitan bug where her ult doesn't level up on fanfestI have this tremendously morbid curiosity to read this game's source code to see what kind of unholy masterpiece was written for bugs like this to occurFromsoft games are coded in excel, I wonder what umamusume uses
>>551586129anon, it's before Hopeful Stakesyour image even says so (27 Dec)
>>551586370costumes or maybe an event, units are a no no, closest would be NPC umas like meek
>>551585869how many med stars on each parent/grandparent? also show the legacy
>>551585742she's too joyful, no one is ever this happy. she is oblivious to everything and seeing that makes me seetheRICE I TORE YOUR HYMEN WHY ARE YOU STILL LIKE THIS FUCKING BREAK ALREADY FUCKING STOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>551586370cameos / support cards
>do you feel like you're in charge?
After 100 hours of playing it's starting to sink into me that I want to have sex with the umas. Anyone else feel the same or is it just me?
>>551586381and where's your proof?
>>551586567IT'S WRONG TO LOOK AT YOUR UMA TRAINEES WITH IMPURE EYES
Guys can I have a (You)?
>>551586370Uma had a collab with Royal family, a jap keiba tv showThe horse from the show got a design
>>551586567it's just you bro im sure of it
>>551586409Oh my bad, mistyped but thank you. It should be shown in the kick stream either way later on
Boys can be cute and sexy?!?!
Hmmm I think I will run late surgers and end closers for the Arima CM
how does golshi's umanko feel like?
>>551586567I have a strange situation where I consider them marriage material yet don't see (most of) them an a sexual light either.It's real weird.
>>551586702
>551586702
>>551586567first 50 hours:>haha funny horsafter 100 hours:>wow some of these can be pretty cuteafter 200 hours:>...I might want to have sex with these creaturesafter 300 hours:>get raped get raped get raped get raped get raped get raped get raped get raped get raped get raped get raped get raped get raped get raped get raped get raped get raped get raped get raped get my uma folder tells the same story
This would've been such a cool ace if I actually got Medium S..
>>551586762No look at ryan
>>551586370the three goddesses mode is a collab with star horse
>>551586129Taiki and Flash spawns, nice
>>551586649>random pegs position>5 strings>no pick
>>551586702For Dia? Of course.
>>551586762of course
>>551586869it's very erotic when umas realize they could just rape their trainers
>>551586895sub 600 wit is witlet now bwo, blame inflation
Why the fuck does HE get (You)s and I don't? Fuck kinda bullshit is this?
>>551586869Bouquet is strong!
>>551587105*rapes you*
I don't think Showtime is good for parent runs...
>all my aces already have S turf S medium what now
>>551587170have you tested them?
Can I get some (You)s?
so what is better? 800 stam 400 wit or 600 stam 600 wit?
>>551580507can someone translate?
>>551581196anybody else reads this link as "boy doggos"?
>>551587105>cripple crown
>>551586982Ryan is not a boy or girl, she's an abortion
>>551587170I got cocky like this too until I realized I had no skills
sex with inari
>>551585735Mejiro
>>551587167I'm doing parent runs at lvl 3.
oguri cuck (as in quean)
>>551587225now I can't unsee it...
>>551587225
>>551587161
>>551587224Yeah probably.
>551587216
>>551586704if you are lost, don't know what to do with your life and have already watch dead poet society. You should watch Royal Family at least once
>>551587225boi dog hos
>>551587036I'm glad there's so much fan art of it.
>>551587269The left one, right?
>>551587059Girls are cuter when they're retarded.
>>551587224no but I can read it
>>551587105I mean he asked for them.
>>551587225more like BIG DOGGOS!
>>551587357
i'm bored and depressed
>>551587357Ulala's gonna get it, I swear to god.
>>551586704Oguri's younger brother marrying a hag..
>>551587519
>>551586895you can still test its dueling prowess in rooms and let us know if it achives any upsets.
It was worth a shot.
>>551587494Have a Belno
I have club hopped almost every single month and now I'm running out of clubs
>>551587494jerking off tends to help me, or listening to bosnian war songs
>>551587494better start erping to forget about it all
>>551587602The extra bandaid is to replace the panties.
>>551587637smelno the belno
>>551586443Everything here is 3* medium except for the first Seiun which is 2* medium.
>>551587494read marvelous's story on umaviewer
>>551587628You may now have a (you).
>did a gorillion gold ship runs for scorpio>tried end, late, guts build, wit build, and everything in between>can't get her to beat my own Taiki and Grass wonder even a single timeit's overI can't fucking do it no matter how many times I try oshi gaming is DEAD
>>551587637God I want a Belno wife.
Don’t jack off the day you’re training your trainee. She would be able to smell it
Belno has the same body sizes as Scarlet...
>>551581196Oh, still i rise has her second race tomorrow.
>>551587794>golshit oshiyou get what you deserve
>>551587794How does she job to Grass? Is her ult actually good here?
>>551587739>>551586443imageI am literally going to shoot Hiro in the face
Is OYL really that bad for this track?
>niggas are really sloting pump iron on their pace chaserswho the fucked started this gaslight?
>>551587785does it play it like it would in the game i want the genuine experience
>>551587216For Belno, my paizuri slave? Of course.
>>551587941Not me
>>55158586950/50
>>551587941One of my Ricebros did it
>>551587794uggo mcqueengolshi and mcqueen are the same uma
>>551587942it's only in text and I can't find a translated version on youtube so it's not as marvelous, yeah
Stop talking about rape, former rapist here, well the court ruled in my favor and she dropped all charges after a while but thats a story for another time but basically rape can fuck someone up no matter how confident and self assured they are like sure you *want* to be raped by your own uma probably also in a perferred setting like your own homes with the uma being gentle but how would you feel if some random uma that you know but not know that well start following you at night and cornered you so you had to be raped while your face is rubbing on the cold cement floor that's probably not going to be a fun time or maybe getting offered carrot juice by some random uma you think is being friendly only to passout and end up waking up naked with a uma ontop of you and you inside that uma and you try to stuggle but the drugs are still in your system and the uma just smirks at you cause she know even if you were not drug she can still have her way with you, you can call the uma rape prevention line but it's not loke they can stuff the toothpaste back in the tube. How people will start pointing at you as falt for being raped and that could even deteriate your relationship with your trainee do you see how rape is mot a funny subject now?
>>551587893nyes
>>551587851HOLY
What do you call this?
>>551588073odari wa...
>>551588103Least deranged Teio poster
>>551588103>former rapist here
>>551588139autism
>>551588103
>>551587941people are seeing 5 fronts in /uma/ lobbies and mistakenly believing that the actual CM lobbies are going to look like that
>>551587941it was me
>>551588139good with kids (ours)
>>551586869>>551587145There's no way this gentle looking girl could rape me.
>>551588253god I wanna rape that cute face so badly
>>551587739>>551587925According to this calculator, https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mT_uH79lZwEth6qGvjBOvrRKxwfKixr6vfhgzoW1s-U/edit?gid=1331586091#gid=1331586091 , you have a 57% chance of getting Med S per career. Now, if you do (1-0.57)^8, you get a 11.7% of not getting Med S in 8 attempts.
>>551588358can't wait for the /uma/ gangrape meetup
>>551588103Hedge fund managers, senior it consultants, oil princes and now a formal rapistI hate /uma/ so much
>>551588358Only if you roleplay as Daiichi Ruby
>>551588103Teioposters never disappoint
>>551588129>Criollo Gold
>>551588103The solution is to:Not go around at night alone, always be accompanied by your Trainee.Not drink anything any Uma(other than my Trainee) offers me.It's that easy.
>>551588450>gangrape>not wanting to keep uma to yourselfcuck behavior
>>551588139my husband
>>551588545This is why its forbidden for trainers to enter the dorms unless under supervision by the dorm leader. It's like leading a sheep to a wolf den.
>>551588561I am the uma in this case though
>>551588457you forgot the...you know... that one...haha
>>551588457We had an oil prince here? Who was his favourite uma?
>borrowed fine motion a few times>seems good but never ever "made" my run>events are meh outside of practice perf, has an agemasen, hints don't give a lot>Even in aoharu the literal witgod mode she feels optional>YOU MUST ROLL ON HER BANNER AND GET USELESS KAWAKAMIS OR YOUR ACCOUNT IS BRICKEDI honestly don't get it. You can call me a retard but please explain to this retard, what am I missing? I'm not saying she's a bad card, but it absolutely does NOT feel like this "essential or your account is bricked" thing people are making it out to be.
>>551588156I HATE THIS RUDOLPH>>551588139>>551588580A fucking DORK
>>551588545t.
>>551587941i argue putting pump even on lates is a waste/poor gamble this cm
>>551588632
>>551588103>walking around campus by yourself without the protection of your assigned traineeRemember trainers, always travel in groups or with tazuna and the director.And never EVER accept handouts from trainees that are not your own.
>>551588621i'm the dorm leader's trainer
>>551588103You don't need to do much convincing to make being raped unappealing to most people. Just reframe the question:>What if the rapist was fat, ugly, and old?
>>551588545>formal rapistahem, gentlemen...
>>551588689Mejiro Dober
>>551587224I can't typeset it though
Waow, that was some late start from #10
>>551588103>>551588457
>>551588359Thanks anon.It's actually 0.117%, which makes my suffering worse.
>>551588728What are you supposed to buy then? Go full gambling with corner connoisseur + OYL + NSM?
>>551588739WouldBoth of them
>>551588715she's good but the jump from tachyon/scarlet to Finemo isn't as big as the jump from sweep/king because you're not spamming wit like you are speed
>>551588782>What if the rapist was fat, ugly, and old?why are you suddenly calling me out like that I haven't raped anyone yet
>>551588715Girls make the best boys.
>>551588621Exactly.I know it's not nice to think about, it would be a better world if we just taught the Uma not to do it, but as Trainers we need to take agency where we can and make choices that make it hard for bad things like this to happen to us.
>>551588770There needs to be a sacrifice every generation.
>>551588561>thinking its the uma getting gangrapedngmi>>551588457we also have glowies here if that helps>>551588621actually even with the supervision of a dorm leader its not allowedthey just keep breaking the rule
>>551588715Fine is decent until she fucks off and never lands on wit after classic year35 special priority is kinda ass when you want to be pressing wit to pass turnsnot as essential as one would think!better to get the uma herself
>>551588859only typesetters care about typesetting just stick some boxes over it. i can look at the original for the unobstructed art
>>551588930oh shit you're right, i multiplied by 10000 oops
>>551588948sfv+oyl+nm/nsm
shyit game
>>551588724i trust Dia
>>551588715Nobody is saying this. FineMo is a luxury card. The first recommended banner to roll on FineMo is the Maruzen rerun, because both cards are good. Kawakami is indeed basically useless in that earlier rerun banner.
>>551588816Incredibly based.
>>551589083>Nobody is saying thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xBDd1GM-KgProbably said it like 15 times this stream alone
>>551588782but think about:>(You), a fat, ugly, and old man, getting date raped by an uma schoolgirlscary stuff...
>>551588980>Girls are fucking awful, disgusting creature>Make the best boys possible, through that being insanely fuckableWeird how that works>>551588953This
>>551588341H-haha yeah no way...
>>551588723sorry schizo anon you cant make the general hate tanukis
>>551588457you forgot the horse fuckers bwo
>See trainers getting rapedI hope for your sake that you or her use protection, unlike this hag
>>551589138maybe don't listen to losers too much
Pictures that illicit this reaction?
>>551589138>117 minutesshant be watchingbuy an adetc
>>551588724I trust my Trainee to not assault me, and if she did, I know she'd be gentle.
>>551588782do we even have any fat uma in existence?
>>551589138>posts bait, then links a sloptuberbuy a fucking ad vfaggot
>>551589138>2 hour stream vodbuy an ad
>>551589265fat miracle
>>551589083>The first recommended banner to roll on FineMo is the Maruzen rerunDo you realize how late that banner is? MANT is already over before that banner drops.Ramonu isn't much longer after that banner so you might as well just save for ramonu if you're waiting the entire year for that banner
>>551589250
>>551589265The ones we see aren't fat because they're running nearly constantly. Put one behind a desk 10 hours a day and see what happens.
>>551588916The fact this doesn't get talked about more says a lot, imagine how many are sucessful in their endeavours if there's *only* a case or two per year. Sickening!
>>551589138sloptubers arent people
>Horse weight and gain/loss is listed when introducing the racersImagine this in Uma
>>551589265Mirako Fat (Hishi Miracle). Make sure to always throw her in the pool
>>551589360I FUCKING HATE TANUKI RUDOLPH
>>551589271I'm not the original guy who asked that, he just got dogpiled by absolute retards telling him fine motion is optional, why are you all trying to brick accounts?It's weird since people ITT yesterday were explaining how essential finemo is, I guess it just goes to show you how you can be in /uma/ at the same time every day and get an entirely different batch of people
>>551589265Some should get fat after they retire.
>>551588782Hot...
>>551589380NOT THE SLEEVE AIEEE
my uma's weight? the entire umanity's hope and dreams
>>551589482
>>551589138>>551589083>>551589341>>551588715what do i use my crystal and selector on
>>551589542>namekek
>>551588715She only feels good at 3 wit cause that's when you consistently get double rainbow wit training and can say fuck you to regular rest
>>551589513Fine Motion is a high roll card just like Tazuna was in URA.
>>551589183What the fuckTazuna is gonna dock my pay to repair that door...
>>551589624Kita if she isn't max, if she's max, creek, if she's max, finemo.
>>551588457>be glowie>one of my assignments is to stir shit up in /pol/ and /b/ >hang around /uma/ using government wifi
>>551589265
>>551589542>NameWell played, you cheeky cunt
>>551589624save the crystal for the next busted SSR, use the selector first priority kitasan black then super creek and finemo in that order
>>551589341It's objectively better to roll on a banner with two useful cards instead of a banner with one useful card. When it happens is not super critical, as they're both luxury cards. Yes finemo does get powercrept earlier than Maruzen.
I'm a late gambler, 3 lates all day every day, should I really get Finemo over Neicha?
>>551589730i was told using that on creek was a waste as much as it was on finemo
>>551589797of course not
>>551589240would that fine lady eat kfc?
>>551589613I HATE IT
>>551589739>hippo's name is water horse in greekcould Mirako be a hippo this whole time?
>>551589797you just answered your own question
>>551589732>At day, I shit up /pol/ and /b/ for my job... At night I'm all play and games with my /uma/ bros!
>>551589801Stam shakur comes out in 2028 so there's hardly any card that will last you as long as creek does
>>551589801The next stam card that TRULY powecreeps creek is in roughly late 2027 for us.do you want to play with SR cards for almost two IRL years? Up to you dumbfuck
>>551589732Sadly as an actual glowie im not allowed to bring my phone within 50ft of the scif...
Still grinding out CM aces. Of these two Oguris, which is better? I can't really decide.
>>551589265Yes. All of my trainees once their career is over :)
>>551589801Creek is bad until 3LB and then she's okay
>>551589513no one claims finemo is essential tho? If you link a tuber, kys. Shes just the best wit to have for highrolling. Her wit specs low but huge rainbows. if you had her 3lb she can probably solo wit to 600 most runs. I legit just was comparing her to all other c7rrent wits and decded her overall package is idd still best
>>551589801Low LB creek is useful for the skill alone and isn't a terrible stam card either, it just gets progressively better till MLB. Low LB Finemo is literally worse than an SR Wit card. You do the math.
>>551589896hippos like the water, mirako doesn't
>>551589732If the glowie use his government issued debit card to buy carats, I shall kneel
>>551590009left, has more speedwit is fine for pace
>>551590009I'd say right but test with sim/rooms to make sure
Tazuna is the most beautiful uma.Cycames does green girls right....
>>551589216https://files.catbox.moe/bgtfdp.png
>>551589852evil uma
>>551589732>glowie>wifidoes he know
>>551590091Jesus christ that is a horrible ideaIts a goverment issued credit card and those shits are monitored 24/7You do NOT want to get on finances bad side...
>>551589513all advice in here is shit because most of you are casual f2p retards with 3 SSR cards
>>551590009Right, it's on/ramp up is core for pace imo
>>551590009ignited spirit is REALLY bad, you shouldn't be learning thatdouble circle greens are also really low-valueI'd pick right but I feel like your skill selections could have made both better
>>551589801all the other anons are shilling creek but im strongly of the opinion running power with +stam is better and what many did last cm. That can change if not using riko tho
>>551587920Grass is really good in Scorpio. Witgawd recommended her for LS. The final straight activates right at the perfect moment just as the accels stop being useful and you're at max target speed. Well, you most likely won't see her potential in your matches because she's on meme dominator duty though.
which uma is being shilled by glowies
>>551590006SCIF has wifi?? Those fuckers lied to me
>>551590120What a fat disgusting pigAnd I guess Nishino Flower, Hishi Akebono and the NPC uma are there as wellN
>>551589972well i have lb0 creek but if i used both selector and crystal it would only get me to lb2 when 3 would be when she really gets online rightbut that selector going to finemo would mean another ssr on standby waiting for limitbreaks>>551589978rude you are a rude person
>>551586370just add game horses like epona
>>551590156hmmmmmm im nyot clickin on dat
I belong to Symboli Rudolf.
>>551590312
>>551590349>well i have lb0 creekI wouldn't bother unless you can get her up to LB3. Just save the tickets/crystals.
>>551590282the petter
>>551590302you know you can just buy dominator as an ace right?mind blowing, I know
>>551590285>M-muh power is totally good guys and wasn't globally known as the useless card type for over three years in japan
>>551590252Someone spitroast this buhi
>>551590461
>>551590285I understand JP converged to power sparks and as many stamina cards as you need because power can be patched with skills but if you don't have enough stamina there's no saving your uma
japs are bad at the game (as proven several times) and they're on a different patch compared to us
>>551590470this, mine owns despite having dom. it's basically just a velocity skill for the whole teamonly downside is it can get expensive if you don't run something like tacchy wit
>>551590302I've had her trigger literally all her shit but still come in 5th idk I think late cuckies are just too far behind to do anything to oniggers this cm
>>551590205I know but she has captivated and bewitched me in ways no other Uma has.
>>551590156half of those posts were the same guy
>>551588103>former rapistThat's not something you can "former". You just are one. Forever.
>>551590217>The US National Debt goes up because some glowie wanted to whale on some mobile game
i'm gonna make it
>pull for jordan>get big mac's alterPlease tell me she's good and not just a worse version of her og version she's so cute I don't want her to be a bench warmer
>>551590252>won 4 CMs in a row (from when I started)>never spent money>yet I'm the retard vs someone who spent 650 american burger certificates to MLB some forgetful support card like zenno rob roy and have worse results than me
>>551589183I can already see my virginity vanishing..
>>551590318>there are actual fucking feds in these threads>the falcon posters are with (((them)))
>>551590636still better than it going up over random wars or pedo scandals
>>551590318Closed networks for the most part and you arent gonna get a wifi signal inside the actual building.We do have unclassified computers physically wired to the normal internet but they are pretty heavily monitored by security.Every once in a blue moon they ban us from youtube but the full birds usually complain and we get access again pretty fast.Personal devices like phones arent allowed inside and if you are caught with it they will shred your phone and you can get in legal trouble...>>551590636Honestly not the worst thing ive had someone buy with their GTC...
>>551590647Shiraoki, bless his 7 and don't match me with him in CM.
>>551590664im sorry
>>551590664Just change her clothes.
>>551590664lmaoif you use the costume change you can have both a usable trainee and a cute outfit
>>551590431uggo boy
>>551590554misquote I hope
>>551590484so jp foresight says yet global and many highroll umas posted here are using power cards. 3spd+2pwr+1 riko was extremely common last CM. Power is always in mile decks and surely will be in sprint.
>>551590664she is quite literally bottom 3 umas in the whole game, and I say that as someone who rolled her twiceher ultimate requires RUNNING OUT OF STAMINA.
>>551590252f2p are the only players that need banner recommendations because they need to hoard carats ahead of time. If you buhi then just roll, you don't need advice, you like wasting money.
>one guy wanted hermione from chamber of secrets to bully and insult him >>we get speed Tosho’s mare ass
>>551590205evil and kissable are not exclusive from one another
>>551587649change your name no one will know
>>551590664>mcqueen>cute
>>551590746>the glowie is a shakurfag
>>551590836For me? It's prisoner of azkaban hermione
So uhIf you guys think the youtuber is dumb, why is he wrong? dude plays the japanese version all the time - do you?Idk the guy who isn't just reading posts on 4chan and actually plays the JP version says fine motion is account-essential...
>>551590746>potential insider postings>that imagehonestly great combo
>>551590746This is a very cute Shakur.
>>551590746>actual glowie in thread >fucking facts check my shitpost Bruh
>>551590912correct
>reddit spacing>talking about sloptuberswhat an awful day for /uma/
is there anyone here that has gotten every single platinum? sounds like an incredible feat whale or not
>>551590572thing is, may change with guts pt2, but power+stam is a better route because guts still falls off unless you subscribe to the dueling meta anon
>>551590959>SEA>chaiwan server>college dropoutyou decide
>>551590997McQueen’s flat chest, her noble bearing, her cute ears, and her lickable navel Shes is the epitome of cute
>all horny posts suddenly stop>glowie starts postinghmmmmmmmmmmmI'm nyoticing...
>>551590920>>551590965>>551590984Shakur is cute, what can i say?
>shakurfags are glowies>glowies are shakurfagsinsanely based
>>551591025what's she looking for
>>551590849kisses for evil umas
>>551590484Works on my machine
Dear Glowies, can you bless my daily rolls tomorrow with your alien technology to get my last copy of Kitasan? Thank you much.
almost forgot to do my legend races
>>551590792To be fair to Cygawds, "running out of energy toward the front on the final corner or later" means being less than 45% energy, usually near the end of the race.
>>551591218yeah sure
>>551590787lolmile decks are 2 speed 3 wit and a bunch of power sparks
>>551589624You never ever use your crystals
>>551591247didn't know you can get a rainbow shard for racing enough legends race and I slept for the first 2 days
You guys are actually ZERO IRONY telling other people to use this for the next 6 months through all content and the upcoming scenario AND COMPETITIVE CONTENT. You're actually serious.There's some poetry in Uma going full-retard when talking about wit
>>551591279Arigatou, Sweep-tan
>>551590959I don't like spergs who talk in circles and fail to make a kind of point, if they had any. By extentsion, this post. >>551589261
>>551591025We do have a few anons who won 6 coin tosses and think they're unstoppable, yeah.Their day will come.
>>551591087>youtuber as only job>30 minute video essay slop>vtuber, visual cluttercompare that to>Accountant as main job, youtube is secondary if even>6 minute long video>scripted and concise, next to no visual clutter, also not a fucking virtual youtuber
>>551590836>SWEEP TOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Dumbledorena-san whispered with an elegant bellow>EAT YOUR FUCKING VEGGIES ALREADY YOU BRATTY CHILD OR BY THE THREE GODDESSES I'LL HAVE HAVE KITASAN BLACK RUN THE NAKADASHI 3600M ON YOUR MARE ASS, he calmly explained
>>551590959The guy dropped out of college to play a gacha game. I'm not about to rely on his decision-making skills.
>>551591354thisit's like no one here's ever played a JRPG
>>551590959>eceleball I need to not trust the guy
>>551591025There was that anon obsessed with selling his full plat account to an oil prince for millions but I'm going to assume he jobbed because he stopped posting around CM5
i will NEVER make fun of OUR TWO CROWN HERO AIR SHAKUR again in case the glow niggers get sent after me.
>>551591482dork slut
>>551590667Based
>>551591293have you even played a mile cm? people try that for highrolling but the majority of cm aces run 1-2 power at least both miles. Really weird how some ppl talk so confidentially while seemingly not playing the game or even lurking /uma/ much
my face is numb
>>551590757>>551590792>>551590763>>551590759>mfw don't even have the og Cheerleader it is then
DESU for a SR card tachyon slaps pretty hard
so uhh im bored chinkbot users will start getting their clubs doxxed starting tmr (for my own amusement don't worry i wont release it or anything)ok that's all have a umazing dayhttps://files.catbox.moe/5gqm5z.mp4
>>551591025someone in my club says he got all 6
>>551591698daiwa wit is better
>>551589138Of course he's gonna shill the best Wit card. He is called WitGod for a reason anon, it is a great card to have but most f2ps can't afford rolling for it unless they got lucky.
>b-b-but JP server did this!yes and they're shit at the game lmao
>>551591378Anon I already have MLB finemo from luckshit + selector + pick ticket. When you're F2P you have to pick your battles and what's permaborrow. Both finemo banners are pretty late and only runs with a good card Very Late. It's like telling people you need Creek when her banner was right after Kita. Noone had the budget.
uh oh wit daiwa scarlet bros we got too cocky! quick, whip out the specialty priority against their high TE
>>551591618
>>551589012FiMo sex
>>551591762>vf>witgodLmao
I just want to say that I don't like the little smile at the end, it ruins it.
>>55159169810 TE is a good chunk, but I really have no idea how much stats 17 "friendship bonus" gives>>551591756for pace chasers in the current scenario probably, but MANT's on the horizon and daiwa only gives 5 race bonus
>>551591747>chinkbot users will start getting their clubs doxxed starting tmr (for my own amusement don't worry i wont release it or anything)basednah fuck them expose them all
>>551591747based, test it on Mambo
>>551591756>0 TENope
>>551591843why do retards like you keep falling for the most obvious shitposts
>>551590959hypothetically even if a jp vet wasn't retarded, foresight lost a great deal of importance when we got updates far earlier
>>551591762Anon that's not WitGod...
>>551591747based
>>551591816
>>551591968ugly boy
>>551585735Symboli RudolfMaruzenskymy dad's horse Skip
>>551591747
>>551589047>OYLBut you need to be 6th or lower to proc it... So might as well get pump too
i got 2lb finemo from luckshitting free pulls, should i pull on the finemo kawakami banner for mlb?
>>551592114I will because my card luck is so shit I don't even have more than 2 usable SR mlb
>>551592003
>>551592114If you're okay with spending 30k carrots and sparking 1 finemo, rolling0, and rolling 2 useless kawakamis
>>551592114Just a few more carats and Im done with this in a few days haha...FUCK THIS MODE
>Medium S, Groundwork and a lot of discounts>TWO 4% failures in a row>don’t win an optional race and thus not get Runaway Yeah… is having Medium S essential for Runaway?
>>551591747weren't you guy leaving umaooo that said he wasn't botting bwo...
>>551592003this artist really likes to carry king around
>>551592114If you wanna pull for Summer Hag save your carats and pull on the Hag/Finemo banner
>>551591912Ok Dober has 15 TE and you don't see people shilling her over Tachyon.
Bros, when is MANT releasing?
>>551592247Distance sparks are always mandatory
>>551592305oguri-san, that banner is like, at the very end of 2026...
>>551592307gambling with 0 prio ain't fun
>>551592251oh no you were leaving eden just checked, that makes more sense
the virgin Daiwa support card(s)>Welfare is a meme, only good for Race Planner (aka you're planning to LOSE that race)>Wit; beaten out by several cards including her own mom. Barely good for Pace chasersThe CHAD Coolest Vodka support card>Wildly considered the best power card for THREE and a half years>Specialty Priority on top of Specialty Priority>Boosts the effect of your Friendship Training>comes with good medium and mile skills>BoFA is a meme but a funny one (BOFA DEEZ NUTS)
>>551588859posting the translation is also fine
>>551592201
>>551592247this >>551592341 sadlyI've tried coping so hard and even if I have like 4 extra skills S is always better
Oguri is good for Showtime event it seems
fuck seiun sky and her shit career>no speed>no support cards>skills cost 400sp>constantly jobs in races
>>551592307Roamers don't count as real cards
>>551592369It's only 8 months away tho
>>551592456for me it's been doing parent tachyon runsfor some reason she doesn't jobI never use her otherwise
>>551592408
>>551592402BoFA actually does get buffed later on to guarantee that it procs at a useful time.
>>551592575her unique lets you get away with low stam
>>551592460
>>551591883>it ruins itLiterally only if you didn't actually watch the show and completely miss the point that the culmination of her character that the reason why she runs, even more than wanting to give back to her mother who did everything for her, is because it's what makes her happy.
>>551592460yea because you can totally do unity cup and only click two facilities
Dear Cygames intern,Please accelerate the spark reroll mechanic. I can't stand this shit anymore.Thanks.
>>551592579
>>551592579Grass Wonder really has a lot of pull with TrainerMust be the pull of her gravity from all her FAT
>>551592747you're gonna rebuild all your parents in mant anyway dont waste your time
>>551592747this would be really nicecan get 9* pinks a lot more reliably if you use an uma who only has aptitude in turf, their style and distance
>>551592369Kawa/FineMo is still months away too. There's only 4 months between the Kawa and Summer Hag banners. Not waiting is a trick
>>551591747was this your master plan?set them up with a convenient cheating tool and have them be banned before the month ends?
>>551592824Nta but bwo pls don't tell me that, just the thought is killing me inside after all the work I put in already.
>>551592579>I really want to boost Grass-chan's mood
>>551592402It's ok, the Scarlet Wit SSR gives encroaching shadow for front runners.
>>551592869Of coursh.
>>551592785
>>551592869>and have them be banned before the month ends?lollmaothinking they actually ban botterswishful thinking
>>551592824Is it because you'll get a lot more skills? I doubt know if I can beat my current seiun parent though that shit got real lucky.
>tm opera o>first ever horse to benefit from the oguri rule>first ever horse to win using oguri rule while having oguri's former trainer's personal approval>first ever horse to do senior autumn crown(which is definitely more brutal than normal trip crown)>first and only jap horse to do a grandslam>no legend changer?>it's because japs hate tm opera for all of thoseI don't understand? shouldn't the achievements of the horse be celebrated?
>>551591747Cool, I was growing tired of Tosho being forced as a meme
>>551592824>MANT arrives>oh you're gonna rebuild all your parents in grand live, don't waste your time
>>551592869>set them up with a convenient cheating tool and have them be banned before the month ends?nah botters are pretty immune, everyone's cheating after all. or at least, a sizable playerbase. it would be pretty stupid for cygames to ban everyone.
>>551592114You should pull on the reruns banner with the two ningens, which is three banners before that one.
>>551592963Well congratulations, you got them all banned.Now what's the next step of your master plan?
>>551593047No it's because you can win 35+ races, so your affinity will be a million times higher.
>>551592991
https://x.com/Bacius9/status/2004721947566108948which uma is this?
>>551593070autistic hons
>>551592991People act like you can't rape umas, ignoring the power we wield over their ears
>>551593202tosenI think?
>>551593110Crashing this circle... WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>551593124Oh yeah that makes sense. Not looking forward to torturing my trainees though.
>>551592869I just wanted to see which T10 clubs are legit out of curiosity. I'm still team automation
>>551593103Normalfags can't even figure out adblockers bwo. I doubt more than 2% of the playerbase bots.
>>551593202No idea, I would fuck tho
>>551592923its gonna keep happening, just look at how many skills a parent on jp has now
>>551593163
How's your pokedex coming along?
>>551592579Using Pal support cards always feels like I'm Narita Top Roading my trainee.Why is it that the trainee's mood goes up when their toraina goes on a date with ningen women?
>>551593351where's your curry
Any Brianfags tried to do her hard mode + Lv 5 Fuji? How monstrous is it?
>>551593296true normalfags wouldn't be playing this game to begin with. gachafags, especially rerollfags are definitely more familiar with emulators and script bots.also the bot is extremely easy to setup, there's even an easy-to-follow youtube guide for it
>>551591883>>551592667Ignore fake fans[-] fake fansKILL fake fansswat fake fanshug fake fans for being silly horses
>>551592923High level parenting is redoing every scenario including going back to older ones if you want some of the meta sparks only in them like ignited. Only good news is the goddess can bot for you, spark targeting and rerolling
>>551590746>Honestly not the worst thing ive had someone buy with their GTC...okay now im curious what is the worst thing youve seen?
>>551593331
>>551593202I'm not a Jordanfag by any means, though I'd be lying if I said I don't think her borderline retarded gyaru gimmick isn't kinda cute, but holy hell, I see the vision
>>551593328Holy shit the fucking scroll bar
>>551593351pretty decent
>>551593070I missed how runners like Seiun Sky needed to be manhandled into the chutes in Pretty Derby. Ever since they've been less horse and more girl.
>>551593202Tard wife
>>551593498
>>551593262Does that mean umas like Flower, Maruzensky, Taiki will have good affinity with everyone?
>>551593424>where's your curryGone
>>551593430The average person playing this game is a normalfag that does at most 1-2 careers a day
>>551593439Clock strikes 12, midnight arrives.
am i still good if i've won 5 out of 6 CMs
>>551593078Opera is celebrated by being included in the JRA Hall of Fame
>>551593690only true during the first month of the game. actual normalfags has already proved on to other shit. only playerbase left are botters who'll never get banned because cygames refuses to
>>551593721
>>551593643
>>551593736I still love you, even if you're not perfect
>>551593736i HATE you
>>551588103Thank you for your TED Talk. Was it good?
>>551593802
>>551593783>>551593721sex boy with long hair
>>551593498>>551593643>>551593802I can't believe I'm yearning for Spechud
anyone telling you to save your crystal has either already used it on something that improved their account or will let it rot in their account for the rest of time
>>551589183damn, she's so devilish. That definitely didn't come from her Chan genes, because Curren is innocent and cute!
>>551592579I really like this artist. The way he portrays the golden gen is cute.
https://exhentai.org/g/3695286/ed4b37f729/
Which uma could tell that you recently masturbated and would be upset they weren't invited to help?
>>551593779Even the average person here doesn't bother botting anon, if we did everyone would be at 60M+ fans. What maybe 10% of people here have that many fans this month? 60M isn't even insane so most of those people are probably legit too.
Mant looks like a chore. Cygames is definitely skipping this shit.
>>551594125a grown ass man typed this
>>551594125Buena Vista
>>551593969
holy fuck, how does seiun sky suck so much?
>>551594125can you do me a favor and chew on some broken glass
>>551594116how is this childhood friend so innocent AND so erotic holy shit
I bot 3 borrowed runs a day and have won 4 cm's. Botting for club rankings is pretty autistic
>>551594116>ywn have this
>>551594317bot cant make good aces
>>551592003>>551592201>>551592408Adorable King
>>551594225>>551594294You read it too.Welcum to /uma/
>>551594242
>>551592404>>551588859>Finemo...>You sure it's okay?>For this, there's no one but you I can ask.>So... please?>I got it... ready?>Yeah...>*BAM*>Umm... "Wanna go out...?">Is this line oka-- *Pa-cha*>Huh, captain...?>Did you just take a picture?>Yes, perfect shot.>Sending this to Papa with "got kabedon'd and asked out.">Wait, Finemo!>Please stop!
>>551588103This reminded me of this absolute masterpiece fanfic.https://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=16530352
>>551594418thank you
>>551594116>forcing me to post this sound of al lthings
Spechud HATE
>>551593328weakest jp parent into weakest inspirationWho made all these Rice shower gifs?
>>551594391
>>551591747aieeeeeeeeeee
>>551594116hey, my account finally works, time to see what all the hype is about
>>551594573Imagine the horse getting a raging boner from seeing his uma counterpart.
>>551594573I was stunned to learn that Eishin Flash is actually dark bay and not black
>>551594554
>>551593481Had a member purchase a prostitute and a FUCKLOAD of sextoys in nairobi with his goverment cardNot only did he get kicked out and had to pay the 12K in debt out of pocket but he also got the clap
>>551594686Yeah, same. Seems that black hors (true) is just super rare in general
>>551588715Kawakami Princess is a good card
>>551594573Suuuuuuuper sex with the Detusch MädelMeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeega sex with my broEndless cuddling with granny
>>551594712
>>551594779Kitasan NOT Black is what they should've called her
>>551594873
>>551594779So those are all the Umas that Spechud hates?
>>551594116>onii-chan... let it all out inside me <3
>>551595042
How long until Hopeless Stakes?
>>551595196
>>551592923>mfw haven't destroyed my soul with parent farming so i can get a fresh start with the stronger scenarios + spark rerollingSlackerGODS won
>>55159528515:45 JST
>>5515952853 or so hours
>>551595356>>551595196>>551595042>>551594873>>551594712As expected from the carrot puker.She wants the bananatrainer dick
>>551595356
>>551595546i will make mambo bounce
whats up with the recent increase of tiktok/reddit/niger sound posts
>>551595519God I want to hang her up on a coat rack and laugh as she flails and cries for help.
>>551595519
>>551594116>>551595096The URA is working on the clock to prevent me from having this in my life
>>551595643
>>551595643I feel like this game and general just isnt for me. See ya danchou just in time for you guys to get a new member
>>551595725
ace training and missing S distance is killing me
>>551595687Cute Goldship cosplaying as mcqueen.
>game will EOS before I experience a Christmas with DoberWhy couldn't she come a few days earlier...
kek
>>551595784christmas is in january
There's no way a human could beat an Uma musume
I challenge Grass Wonder to a rape-off! I will not lose!
>>551595846You just gotta sucker punch them first.
>>551592456I've cleared level 5 while running 27 races with her. Her unique is absurdly strong.
>>551595821XPLODE
>>551595846A human with prep time could.
>>551595846You do realize horse tranquilizers are a thing?
>>551595821>draw a boy>give it tits>it works
how much do i have to finish fuji kiseki's event? my time is short and i h
>>551595356If only it were this easy
>>551595079Only the chestnut group
>>551596141
>>551596054That's just for night time anon.
holy shit they are going for the throat on jap gemmy storage
>>551595907You just want an excuse to have sex with Grass Wonder. Why not man up and tell her that directly?
Kino
>>551596235Rice is so cute
>>551596054>Tazuna issues an Uma tranquilizer to toreinas as a last resort, every single use must be reported or you will lose your license and go to jail. The Uma won’t remember what happened.
>>551594460this one is the best one I have read so far with that thematic
>>551596141>>551596235This is somehow Rice Shower's fault.
>>551596340Brave to assume your uma cant get steal it from youNow you have an uma with a tranquilizer on hand
bake before the ryannigger bakes
>>551596413The best part is that you can imagine that is not very far from what Grass would actually do.
>>551596306Yes I want to fucking die. I need gentildonna so bad but I already fucking sparked Stego and only have like 20 rolls right now. I'll have more by the time this actually happens but it's still so fucking shit that they actually fucking did two back to back Premiums and now they're re-releasing these too.And what sucks is I need to save for Daring Tact and Admire Groove too, the latter of which could release at any fucking time.
>>551596337
>>551596054one would think that at least they would give you a panic button if the worst happens
>>551596317can't see shit through the fog
>>551596306Just the Cygames way.
>>551596574thanks for beta testing JP fag
>>551596561What thread flavour do you want? Air Messiah? Daring Heart? K.S.Miracle? North Flight? Royce and Royce? Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi? Yamanin Zephyr?
>>551595846>>551596054>there's no way a human could beat an uma musume AIIEEEEEEEEE URA TRANQUILISERCHADS FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEE I PROMISE THAT HE WOULD CONSENT
>>551596307I want to procc her Competitive Spirit ◎
>>551596853Special Week
What stats do you guys usually pick from events when there's a choice? Do you just go all in on speed over everything? Or maybe you're confident in generating speed that you go for stam/power/wit?
>>551596853Hishi Miracle
>>551596875So thats what the URA PMC is for...
>>551596932>I want vanilla ice cream with absolutely nothing elseHow bland.
>>551596853I'm thinking Mejiro Ryan today
>>551596932this
>>551597026>>551597026>>551597026Time to move
>>551597038>>551597043Fucking RETARDS
>>551597038>>551597043Retards.
>>551597038>>551597043lol
>>551597038>>551597043Gigaretards
>>551596978I've been recently picking guts/stam/power in that order as I've been trying to minmax without Riko.Without her, my guts get very low so picking them on every event staves off a bit, my parents are sucky so I do stamina to get even more stamina, and I do power because I'm only running 1 power.most of my training goes to speed and wit with the occasional powerbut this is all specific to this CM
>>551596978I choose speed very early so I don't job Debut or the junior December races, otherwise I take whichever stat is more difficult to stack with my current deck, usually pow/guts.
>>551596978The correct answer is it depends on the situation
>>551597038I'm not posting in the tranny reddit cafe tachyon threadThis one >>551597043 should have been the threadI'll wait for the next thread, goodnight
>>551597671Good to know.
>>551597771>Seething enough to replyLOL
>>551597835I mean I'm already posting in the other thread. Weren't you going to bed?
>>551596061Boys play the best women
>>551597984>Can't readBrown, I never said I am going to bed, I said goodnight
>>551588715holy fuck I just got here and the reply chain is DEPRESSING to this post. Anon if you are still here YES, you absolutely need to get finemo, you are getting piled with absolutely abhorrent "advice" from people who clearly only play global and can't look past "omg I need to cap speed" The game is very soon going to reach a point where you are expected to cap MULTIPLE stats for a "good" run, and you need to do that WITHOUT stacking your entire deck onto one stat type. The raw amount of wit fine motion gives is SO SO SO -SO- much better than the other wit cards it genuinely doesn't come close at all, we're talking HUNDREDS of wit at the end of a run as your solo wit card vs any SR.To all the people who horribly gaslit this guy, you all need to get a clue before you give out ""advice""
>>551598456Fuku SR Wit + MLB SR Finemo is like 50 wit on a rainbow training and that's with Aoharu rainbow debuff. It's honestly insane.
>>551587224A bit late, but here
>>551600903level 3, anything else is asking to get fucked even harder by rng, you already have to deal with low rolls, inspiration, failed and mood downs, why make it harder?
>>551597006>implying they would help you at all
>>551599525thank you
>>551582970>American seeing a skinny woman for the first timeThat's suppose to be a girl's the pelvic bone
