Previous: >>551580674>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Event: Fuji Kiseki ShowtimeCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Symboli Rudolf 3* (Alt), Gold City 3* (Alt), Tosen Jordan 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Curren Chan (SSR), Narita Brian (SSR), Kitasan Black (SSR), El Condor Pasa (SSR)12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* (Forma de Cinderella), Stay Gold 3*, Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>551597043I hate you brown bot trannies so fucking much holy shit>uses bait garbage (yuri/avatar faggotry) on top
Posting in the Global Thread.
hehe...
SHART FALCON
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>>551597173tama LOVE
I for one appreciate the large quantity of SP available from Fujijuji Bougie Shoeshine.
Cafe love!
>marked
my wife
Do umas weigh as much as real horses? All the profiles have meme weights
>>551596978generally:mood if required > energy > speed > stamina > guts > wit > powerI almost never train umas with speed growths so I need every bitif skills are involved then it depends on what hints I've got and what I'm training for
>>551597283STOP SPAMMING HER GOD SHE'S FUCKING SHITJUST STOP POSTING HER
wasn't gonna keep drinking but that buena pic pushed me over the edge
>>551597310I barely use sp after getting the good srs leveled.
Can someone explain how something like this is even possiblethere were 5 pacers and 1 fronthow did she pace down into the back of the late surgers?
>>551597334Tachyon wife...
I hate Fuji
>>551597383why are anti jp schizos like this
>>551597179take your meds schizo retard
>>551597383i post it more for the song
>>551597451Rudolf will job regardless of difficulty
>>551597179holy based
>>551597323I feel like holding this uma would be very nice...
>>551597404kek
>>551597405I am still in the process of doing that. I recently got a LB0 copy of Ikuno Dictus for my debuffer, so grinding SP to level that has been going well because of the event.
haven't seen team trials doomposting in a while is everyone retaining class 6 now
>>551597451emperor-sama...
>>551597323cafe wouldn't wear this
>>551597451Anon, your power...
>>551597620i've never even built an uma for TTs
>>551597635she might if you asked
>>551597620nope, I'm still praying I get spooked with a 560k so I can retaintoo lazy to improve my team
>>551597737shinko GAWDS
>>551597737I will make Stinko a mother
>>551597620I rebuilt instead of training aces for the longschlop and haven't fallen under 590k since
>>551597737Shinko is only 152 cms, how
>>551596306Thats good news I could delay pulling for Gentil if theres no free pulls during her banner or end up not getting her during the free pulls
>>551597737>>551597940Imagine...
Belno smothering me with her Belnos.
>>551597940She's like a grenade. Small, fat yet explosive.
>consider remaking my Suzuka because low wit>remember that I have to grind for medium SOh well, just having one will kill the other big nig Suzukas. I'm not aiming for any more than B finals.
which umas have the flattest asses
>>551598176I end up with like 5 different aces because I'm not doing dupe runs to get medium S
>>551598201Catastrophic revelation for Bakushiners
>>551598265>Bakushiner
Look at all these YOUTHFUL maidens!
>>551598265That's not Bakushin. Bakushin has black shorts.
>>551598265Dont care
>>551597567I hear people say this but my Rudolf loses races at lot less often than others in careers. It feels like they gave her easier opponents to enforce the emperor standing.
>>551598265>bakushin
>>551598265I’m turned on by her large forehead, not ass
>>551597426she got kidnapped?
>>551598265That's Laurel bwo
>>551597265HOEEEEH ARIGATOU
>>551598201
gently rub
>>551598265BlindGOD
>>551598496I like the small uma.
>>551598464>LaurelWHO THE FUCK IS LAURELJP MERGE NEVER
>>551597620I've been posting 600k+ since before Aoharu. With A+ ranks. I never understood the hubub.
>>551598496chudmamo...chudshin...
>>551598578Protagonist of the next anime series, you casual
sex with inari
>>551598578The protagonist of the other Uma manga
>>551598578Bro, your second favorite Umamusume manga protagonist?
>>551598503DO NOT FIDDLE WITH HONS EARS!
>>551598601>A+ rank before aoharuwell yeah whales dont count
>>551598707Hmm... nyo
>Fuji Kiseki has 100% win rate>but she only ran 4 races before his legs exploded>his only G1 win was Asahi Hai FSwtf
>>551596978Depends on the uma and the card/legacy I brought. For example, if I'm bringing 2 speed 3 wit + riko with decent stamina legacy for Maru my priority would be power > stam/guts > speed > wit
I love Agnes!!
I can't say I'm spending any time on it.
>>551598709With a 2LB KSB. Skill issue. I still have URA Fast Learners kicking around on my team because they shit points out even when they lose.
what happens if my acceleration skill fires too late in the final leg?
>>551597620It's been a couple weeks since the line's last huge leap, so it's just been the up and downers making their ritual post right before getting knocked down. I upgraded my 2* Halo into a 3* Air Groove yesterday and would like to make one more upgrade since I don't have a huge buffer right now, but my Currenchans keep losing the Unity Cup and coming out worse than the old one. I think I need to drop Bakushin for either Urara or a second wit. Or maybe just give up for now and replace one of the running style Bs I accidentally made when the scenario launched.
>>551598724
>>551598724Grass Wonder except you're the raped
>>551598841Nishino wouldnt...
is the brown seatard that seethes about stego and anyone posting jp umas here yet?
>>551598619>tfw everything is micro
>>551598805It dundo nuffin. If you're already at your hons maximum velocity then acceleration does nothing. IF you happen to proc some final leg velocity skill at the same time, it'll ramp up faster, but it won't be noticeable.
>>551588715anon if you are still here please see my>>551598456post, I don't want you to brick your account after that horrid gaslighting last thread
Stay Gold is off topic
>>551598870If you say so...
>>551598909Multiple pregnancies can fix her
Can someone explain how "pro" players are getting S rank easily in Aoharu? I've been running a mix of 2s3w and 3s2w and either way I end up getting B to A- in everything except speed. How are they getting multiple S rank stats with all the turns you dump in Wit training?Is there a proper guide for it that isn't just "dump every single turn in Wit training and hope for the best" because I feel like an idiot. Maybe I just lack the legacies to get good runs idk.
>>551598871here>>551598960
>>551598707FIDDLE THIS
>>551598871Isn't that also the guy that got his divegrass team taken away/rejected
Fine Wife
>>551598912>final leg velocity skill at the same time, it'll ramp up faster, but it won't be noticeablei thought its more noticeable
>>551598496>Height: 70
>>551598956How's Ramonu wit? I'm contemplating only single sparking maru+finemo so I can double spark Ramonu. I've heard rustlings that she power creeps finemo.
>>551599108NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP AROUSING YOUR TRAINEE
>>551599021Stop being a lucklet is the only answer. I've seen retards who don't even have MLB SRs in their decks roll up to CM with 1200 in 3 stats.
>>551599021whaling
>>551599014>kicks your head in, instantly killing you before you can even fuck herbaited lol
>>551599014
>>551599021>all the turns you dump in Wit training?>Is there a proper guide for it that isn't just "dump every single turn in Wit training and hope for the best"Don't do that. It's been possible to witslop an S rank since URA. A functional S rank and one that just has the letter aren't the same. If all you care about is le ebin big rating>run hors with 5* - unique level = more rating>buy skills that are worth more for rating, there's a calculator somewhere and I saw some Korean blog that has skill points to rating points displayed>don't train like a fucking retard>run 1-3 extra G1s on shit training turns so you have more points for skillsSee bubble. Click bubble.
>>551599213NTA but ramonu is better than finemo, she is very strong, but it's still a VERY long time until she comes outYou can only plan SO far ahead unless you're openly okay with just doing no competitive content for many months
>>551599142It might be. If e.g. Taiki whiffs SFV and fires NSM off after she's already been way passed by 2 that used it at the right time, late accel into inherited Pulse or something isn't going to be as good as "SFV at the right time" would've been.
Belno Light
So if JP umas aren't allowed, does that mean OC umas are okay?
easiest uma to farm fuji x5 difficulty with? I've been doing bakushin but she ain't it...
Okay but I really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relly really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>551598694I wonder why this one is so unpopular in comparison with Cingray
>>551599234she is gonna have to jump pretty high to kick my head anon.
Damn, look at those fucking ears on Biwa
>>551599451>>551599512Back to JP you go spammer
>>551599515No anime and the TLs are very far behind
>>551599493Throw Urara into URA. She hardly has to outright win shit and by the time you get to finale you can just load her up with skills.
>>551599021Any sprint/mile uma can very easily get S ranks in aoharu assuming they have speed/wit growths, with "f2p+kita" decksexamples:maruzen,bakishin, taiki are all S rank factoriesspd/power growth umas can also get S ranks pretty smoothly (ie oguri, vodka, grass)don't listen to this:>>551599230retard either
>>551597265>>551598487At least she's trying to make it up to me
>>551599560schizotard…
>>551599129This is a Fine Motion.
>>551598724Doto and Laisu are so spineless they wouldn't fight back
>>551599583At least the TLs have started to pick up speed after the CG snipe happened. They finally feel threatened that someone might snipe SB as well.
>random parent runLove to see sparks activating when you least need them
>>551599556wtf i was going to post that
>>551599583Nah even before the anime announcement cingray was far more popular
>good/great velocity skill locked to a garbo stam card &agemasencys game design can be so baffling
>>551599680HOOOOOEEEEH
>>551599764Oguri Cap is like one of the most popular horses in Japanese horse racing history so it’s not a surprise.
>>551599493? ive been having no issue doing it with bakushin where is she losing
>>551599397I functioned without kitasan black and still made all but 1 A finals. I simply choose to live with the pain.
>>551599129FiMo Sex
>>551599693Whenever I see or read that word, I'm always reminded of Johnson's "uneven elephant"
Who are the most popular horses for keibafags?
>>551599892at the URA Finale
Schizo wife when?
>>551599934do deuce
bro sounds like an OPM jobber
>>551599934
I'm just doing Seiun runsFeels like a waste to do Bakushin/Urara while Seiun can at least give me usable parents
>>551598786Kitahara's new wife....
>>551600008you need to intentionally lose to riko so you dont get her goons in the ura finale
>>551600013*rips them off*
>>551599934Equinox the god
>>551597026I thought Cafe was holding Tachyon's severed head
>>551600013February
>>551599871Wonder why cygames having the rights of far more popular horses they chose this one
Accidentally bought Gap Closer because I was half-asleep and thought it was an end skill and not a sprint skill
>>551599441I REALLY need paizuri with Belno.
>>551599934https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arima_Kinen#Vote_leaders_since_1984
>>551599713what actually happened was the tls got purged from mangadex, but when someone reposted them they realized nothing would happen so they started speeding up again
>>551599713God I love translation snipers so much.
Ironically fuji herself is great in fuji mode>only ONE race in her entire career that she has to win>can choose what races you want so you can just pick mile to avoid the stam checks>her final career race is an arima kinen humliation ritual she's free to get last place in>if your stats look weak you can just throw the riko match in case you're worried about the guilty gear girls mogging youAnd hey, she's actually a pretty good parent thanks to her ult buff so you could get lucky if you win the races!
>>551599912how did belno age so rapidly but oguri stayed the same?
>vs legends never rerunWhat the fuck? Why??Why can't you just throw carats to be able to replay a missed legends race? Why not rerun them??
>>551600078Stop bullying uma ears
>>551600072If they confirm a sequel with Kitahara and Scarlet I can see lots of shipfags about to kill themselves
>>551599021I nearly (50 points off) got my first S with this guts/wit deck.
>>551600224or just, you know, URA bakushin
>>551600295at the highest difficulties pic related can sometimes murder bakushn
>>551600201Did they change how votes are cast? Why are there so many more votes now
so how is everyone
>>551600276>2nd cardWhen do they add previous event SSRs to the friend point shop, I joined late and missed out on this one
>>551600276Which uma?
>>551600146A big issue they have is not having the rights to some of the major rivals of famous racehorses, especially any race horse owned by Kaneko.>>551600271Doubt it since they basically gathered like a decades+ worth of horses at once as basically a nod to the real jockey Joe is based off while the rest of cingray was trying to be historically accurate.
What's your most hated sloptuber? Other than VF, because otherwise everyone would be saying his name.
>>551600295>no retries in a career with THAT Nishino Flower
>>551600462rednu
>>551600271I mean some anon is already pissing off scarlet shipfags with the fact vodka has a massive crush on her trainer
>>551600146it was a gamble, plus they were trying to appeal to womenunfortunately manga laurel is boring as fuck
>>551600201>vodka 3xUnbelievably based
>>551600427tennhausa is pretty bad, anything that starts at 0 friendship is agonizing, you should use the bijin card we just got if you're gutsmaxxing(not pictured but bijin has a much better move pool too)
>>551600385>>551600495She's only scary classic year, which you only need 3rd or better. You can also also go pace and deny her the better speed multiplier
>>551600398Relaxmaxxing for a bit before doing a bit more grinding out parents.
>>551600398Pretty good, I managed to make 2 medium S ace with solid skills and stats and one of them was my first S rating. This is the first time I finished ace farming before the CM
>>551600206Oh, so it's the same group? Why did they suddenly decide to mass-release everything from like 150-210 in the span of a few months instead of going by their usual 1 chapter every two weeks schedule?
>>551600146Laurel's career is pretty good for a sports manga, with all the injuries and setbacks
>>551600385Fucking monster has deprived me of "Bakushin King" on so many runs.
>>551600526I tried reading it once, but I ended up dropping it because I found it boring compared to Oguri's manga, it just feels like something is missing
>>551600435Wasn't even 50 points, as it turns out.
>>551600183>giant tits>one piece (kinda)>spilling outaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I have no idea how much stats "mood effect" and "friendship bonus" give on support cards.People always talk about TE but not those two.
why does Oguri just get to keep leeching food out of Tracen after "retiring"
>>551600805It’s the art. Cingray art makes it feel very dynamic.
>>551600872its her right as the cap uma
what the fuck is that thing
>>551600854a good amount
>>551600854TE: always applies. regardless of the facilities they're onfriendship bonus: applies during a rainbowMood: scales training the same way mood scales your stats during a race. i.e. awful mood can torpedo your training if the card has high mood bonus
>>551600394Votes changed to online sometime during covid + keiba being more popular now in general especially after uma musume came out
>>551600854Daiwa Scarlet is the most sexually attractive Uma to be ever designed. I cannot fanthom what they were on when they came up with this perfection. Depictions of Daiwa Scarlet in lewd situations while looking angry are exquisite
>>551600974ultra instinct generic uma
>>551600854Mood effect doesn't do much unless it's 50+ above, Friendship bonus ain't much unless it's 30+ above. Both of these doesn't do shit unless they're on rainbow mode. TE however rawdogs everything
>>551600974That's Creams On Ova, top stud in Japan
>>551598956So is the recommendation to pull on the FineMo/Kawakami banner? It's weird because I don't see many people hollering about that. Definitely feels bad not to get double value from the rerun.
>>551600398Good News:Managed to luckshit my own MLB Kita.Bad News:I only have one halfway decent CM ace.
>>551600924Oh yeah that's another thing, Cinderella Gray's art is way better. The other one reminded me of those shoujo manga I used to read a long time ago
>going through amazon prime looking for something to watch>cinderella grey is on thereJeff-san I didn't know you liked umas...
>>551601057I like her too.
>>551601104You say it "isn't much" yet the unique effect of the SUPER ULTRA META agnes tachyon spd support card coming up is:>Unique Effect>Gain Friendship Bonus (20) when the bond gauge is fullSorry I said that in kind of a catty way, I don't think you're wrong, I'm just still confused about the numeric values, TE is pretty easy to understand in comparison.
>>551600398Prrrrrrrrrrrretty good. Just got another 2 runs done for the showdown trash, watching stuff on the side. Pulled my friend earlier as well which was nice.
>>551600398I went out for a nice Kris S dinner with my family, then threw up in the parking lot after. Had the chills and a throbbing headache. Freezing cold in the shower.Slept 15 hours and felt fine today.Also fapped to Wonder Acute and shot cum all over my computer desk.
>>551600872alumni privliges
mnnnnn *sluuurps* onii-ch.. mmnn... motto.... mmmchuuu
>bumped into my 8bitdo on accident>it moved the cursorWTF I CAN PLAY UMAMUSUME WITH A CONTROLLER?
>>551601391remember that Tracen allowed this
>>551601465nakadashi fiesta
>>551600854
>>551600872The entire loreverse of Uma can sometimes be frustrating BECAUSE of it's intense faith to the irl horse source materialDon't get me wrong, references are sick, but it's REALLY retarded we will NEVER see rudoloph or maruzensky race (despite their in-game carrers just being a gigantic LMAO FUCK PLOT moment) since their twinkle series run is "over"We live in a literal magical anime girl world where rice shower and silence suzuka didn't die horribly, yet despite this ALL umas still have to retire after a short period of time, despite irl olympic athletes lasting WAAAAAAY longer than a few years, and umas are supposed to absolutely mog humans physically>b-but there's the dream series anon!OH YEAH THAT MAGIC SERIES THAT IS BASICALLY NEVER TALKED ABOUT OR REFERENCE IN ANY MANGA OR ANIME AND IS JUST THE GAME'S HANDWAVE FOR CMs
no lewding on /uma/
>>551601478Tracen does not tolerate romance between Umamusume and the trainers and will terminate your contract if you fail to yield results
>>551601391Me on top.
>>551601449yeah, since launch
jiggie
>>551600854Everything is a multiplier but they stack differentlyMood effect scales the -20% to 20% you get from mood with other supportsTE is just a plain multiplier and adds with other supportsBecause they're additive I think you get 12 mood ~= 10 TEFriendship bonus is an extra multiplier on rainbow trainings, but it multiplies with other supports, so it moons when you stack it unlike the other stats
>>551601572This is amazing
>>551601526>says the tiny uma with big tits
>>551601539>will terminate your contract if your romance doesnt yield resultsi dont remember "marry and reproduce" being part of the contract...
>>551601391>I'll never fuck this super cute CF>I'll never even hug herReality is so fucking gay guys>>551601449Same goes for this cute granny obviously.
>>551601519>yet despite this ALL umas still have to retire after a short period of timeExcept, for some reason, the first three seasons of the anime where they never retire. Like Tokai Teio still training in the middle of Kitasan's career. As much of a Teiofag that I am, I wish they made Teio's career with the vibes of Cingrey
>>551601449You can play with WASD and spacebar as well
Tried a meme build, didn't work.
>>551601519To add on - the classic plot hole EVERYONE loves to point out: WHEN THE UMA RETIRES IN UMA MUSUME THEY JUST MINDLESSLY WANDER AROUND TRACEN ACADEMY LIKE A NPCBECAUSE IRL RACEHORSES AFTER THEY RETIRE JUST START NON-STOP HAVING SEX UNTIL THEY DIE AND UMA CAN'T DO THAT SO THEY LITERALLY WROTE THEMSELVES INTO A CORNER
So what exactly is March doing in the epilogue? I know that she's left Kasamatsu. But the chapter is kind of vague on what her career is.
Taurus Cup, now that was SOUL
>>551601539>Still Tracen let two childhood friends who were flirting constantly for three years go to the hot springs to spend an entire night by themselvesthis is your fault Yayoi
>>551601449Cute Granny
>>551601778My headcanon is that they become support cards. Not good enough to keep racing competitively but good enough for scrimming.
>>551601831>>551601630>>551601449>acute>actually asexy
>>551601831
>>551601778The only reasonable explanation would be that they just treat it like a college after they retire but that still doesn’t explain the hags staying there for decades.
>>551601778They probably just become lecturers or part time mentors or something. They’re probably allowed to use the facilities and come and go as they please, in between their day to day lives.
>>551601539Tracen might say that but their actions are not consistent with their words
It's FRIDAY night, what are you jamming to, where are the jiggershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA1AVF7hLXY
>>551601780She had a good record against gigashitters in Kochi but gets completely smoked whenever she raced outside of Kasamatsu and KochiA small fish in a miniscule pond
>>551601778If Cinderella Grey is anything to go by, they're supposed to move on to other things. Rudolf became the school council president (not sure how that makes any sense given she's not an student but maybe it's some kind of staff role), Belno became a trainer.
>>551601968I'd believe that if they ever ONCE showed a previously-racing uma be a teacher in any anime/manga contentThat's the problem - the plothole is just siting out there for YEARS AND YEARS and cygames is afraid to fill it.
>>551601391me on bottom
>>551601519>Write a horse career>That's it>No more story ever>No updated career, no more story for alts, no more content >That's it everI like uma but cygames really fucking sucks when it comes to this
Retired umas are layabouts who burn through their winnings and provide sexual relief for torenas.
>>551602091>transferred to nationals >raced 4 times>got dead last each time >went back to regionals Makes sense why they didn’t adapt that
>>551601943
>>551602076https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrU_ef7DQgs
>>551602181and there are still anons that think she will be added as a playable uma
>>551602138>charges you $200 for that one hour of story contentIt's still surprising to me that chinks didn't make an offline version of the game
>>551602304erm anon? urara exists
>>551602214
Where is the infograph with the uma bloodline for Hopeful Stakes and Arima Kinen?
>>551602104yeah except oguri is shown at the end still just hanging out at the academyAND TO BE EVEN SILLIER TAMAMO JUST FLIES BACK OVER TO THE ACADEMY AFTER BAILING/DRAMA AND ALSO JUST HANGS OUT THERE
>>551601740The anime trilogy shouldn't really count, since it's back when Cygames was still figuring out what kind of identity and universe they wanted for the game. In fact, I'd say they didn't really figure out what kind of identity they wanted until they reached the movie and RTTT.
>>551601780They're pretty vague with what most Umas do after retiring. I think Light Hello might be the first one we've seen with an actual job
>>551602393but Urara is cute
>>551602393my small pink whimsical onahole
>>551602414>>551602214>>551601943as a globalfag this is the one and only uma i have been successfully gaslit onshe's so fucking cute and I WILL be rolling for her
okay can we have the teio career reanimated then
Why do people hate Season 3?
>>551602434She just enjoys hanging out at her old school for the free food.But I think she's not just idling. Look at her outfit. It's got Belno's sports shop there. So I'm guessing she makes money being an official sponsor for brands.
>>551602578maybe in 6 years
>>551600256They eventually add a daily version where you can choose your opponent.>>551600462Rednu.
>>551602434I’m guessing famous alumni can basically do whatever they want since the academy can use them as guides/mentors for other Umas.
>>551601519Dream series is for Uma Musume 2
>2026 is the year of the horsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMETU0BZc7k
Fuck career storiesGive me more BNW-style OVAs with a fuckload of umas from different gens interacting with each other
>>551602624Umas need money?
>>551602610kitasan the most boring character in the history of fiction, at least special week was cute in the way she was incredibly boring. it's no surprise the only thing anons talk about about her is her support card and her armpits.
>retired irl horses just become sex machines >cygames went scorched earth on uma pornI'm seeing the problem here, they should have just left it unexplained and let the post-retirement porn flow, Uma would have competed with all the top coomer gachas
>>551602076it may be FRIDAY, but everyday is SUNDAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKj1065-P4
>>551602578what is this image supposed to convey
>>551602717Its our year
>>551602849
>>551600462Rednu apparently tried to join a vtuber org, so him.
>>551602771I headcanon that after graduating, Oguri's mother told her to start contributing or she's getting kicked out. So Oguri goes crying to Belno asking if her company has any openings
>>551602810Natie is so cute! I love her little dance.
>>551602610More people remember the forced yuribait with Cheval than the actual protagonist
>>551602571
hmmm... there is something odd with my shoe gains
>>551602787>>551602610the real issue is WHY WOULD YOU DO A SEASON ABOUT KITASAN WHEN HER MAIN RIVAL DIDN'T EXIST YETLIKE SHE HAD TO BE BORING, THE MAIN PLOTLINE OF HER EXISTENCE WASN'T THERE!
>>551602571She is definitely a cute
>>551602790I don't need uma gooner stuff. I have Super Creek mommy asmr.
This whole uma having sex until they die after retiring but cygays too afraid to admit it reminds me of fate's mana transferring shenanigans kek
>>551602968Fun fact, in Kitasan's in game career Duramente isn't even in it physically cuz she wasn't released in game yet at the time. Her whole career story doesn't even have her main rivals in it and suffers the same problem Falco's did, it's a joke
>>551603067who was falco's rival?
kitasan won too much to make a compelling character, interesting characters aren't the ones that win mostly everything but the ones that can be relatable, who the fuck can relate to kitasan black
>>551602967Hey bro, can I have your dirt shoes?
>>551602790I guess that's why there's so much fanart of umas starting families after finishing their first 3 years, they need to reproduce
>>551602967>mambo successfully gaslit each other into being a sprint shoe clubbased mambo
>>551603047I WILL become akikawas trainer
so which uma should be adapted next? i personally like zenno rob roy's background apparently it took her a long ass time to win her first g1
Very nice.
>>551602571You should also roll for her fellow dirt friends while you're at it. They are pretty fun and interesting in their own right.
>>551602937>Oguri gradutes>Momguri immediately goes White Narubi on her
>>551600398So-so. Ate my favorite sandwich for lunch, borked a Curren run because I thought I could use Juvenile Fillies to satisfy her 3,000 fans goal, got a good workout in, but then did fuckall for the next eight hours. I just got home from the custard place where I ate the fudge brownie sundae I like and now I'm puking up brownie infused snot; this has happened like three times in a row and it doesn't happen with any other food, I'm getting really worried. Are there any doctors in this thread? We have a judge, a glowie, an oil billionaire, and a hudgefund manager so surely there's at least one doctor.
>>551603067did falco even really have a "rival"? She kinda just mogged almost all her races
Guys I think I'm retarded.
>>551603116You couldn't name one interesting character from s3
Fuji kept blueballing me with SP and monies. Give me the carats and shards you paizuri slave.
>>551603226Sending her to the kasamatsu academy was cheaper than feeding her.
>>551603173
I love Special Week
>>551603254taking medical advice from anons on the internet has to be about as retarded as tiktok challenges
I also love Special Week
>>551602610Personally, I quit halfway through because it just was too unfocused. There were far too many side plots and side characters the show was introducing, instead of focusing on developing Kitasan as a character.Like, seriously, what the fuck was the point of the whole Goldship episode aside from cheap fanservice? It was a waste of time. I believe the episode I stopped at was when they began focusing on Cheval. I just had to quit because I realize that we were going to have another episode wasted on another character. In contrast, Cinderella Gray is 100% focused on Oguri. Interestingly enough, the only time the show faltered was in the second cour when an episode was wasted on March's story. While I like March, I still maintain that this side story should have been a bonus OVA episode instead of one that hurt the pacing of the second cour.
>>551600256>>551602654Yeah imagine if they never brought them back ha ha
>>551603142I just become lazy to click extra time
>>551602968Duramente cute.
>>551603272i'm being so honest here twin turbo made me cry in s2, nothing in s3 got even close
>>551603413this trophy cabinet probably reeks
>>551603254>this has happened like three times in a row and it doesn't happen with any other foodbrownies aren't THAT worth it...
>pretty derby s1 was a complete meme>s2 had problems but was mostly good>s3 returned to suckingYeesh, that's rough
>>551603272I liked that one Dia-chan episode where they showed all the Satono Umas being depressed about failing to win a G1. Everything else was a blur.
>>551603114>>551603257Even if she did win most of the time, her career should've included Furioso, Espoir City and Wonder Acute for the interactions and such. For example, Falco's Tokyo Daishouten race against Wonder Acute was pretty hype and would have been a cool story beat in her own in game career as wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSq0iRyfb8E
>>551602076>>551601604You can't say jigger, that's offensivehttps://jiggie.fun/RkRMvFhttps://jiggie.fun/RkRMvFhttps://jiggie.fun/RkRMvF
>>551603617For me, S1 was my second favorite anime that season. I think it was the same season that had Steins;Gate 0
>>551602610Kitasan is the worst protagonist and it sucks how the anime just revolves around her. Season 2 shined where not only the main characters were good, but the side characters like Palmer, Rice, and Canopus had their own great arcs as well. Meanwhile the only good episode of Season 3 is the one of Dia trying to break her curse.I mean, go look at the Season 3 Opening and tell me that it doesn't bait you into thinking that all of these characters were somehow going to be relevant(Spoiler: They weren't)
>>551603116No, you should read about Kitasan Black's actual life. The problem is that every single remotely compelling thing about Kitasan Black and every single point of friction in his life was either sanded off or omitted entirely from the anime. This is partially S2's fault for introducing loli Kita and Dia.
>>551603632also a shame because acute and falco would be ADORABLE together, even if they weren't rivals they'd have ultra cute interactions
Twin Turbo moment is the only good thing that came from the og series. All 3 seasons were fucking dogshit and looked terrible
>2nd place debut raceOKAY THIS IS THE RUN, QUEUE IN CHARMING
>>551601114It's kind of a long way off, but consensus is leaning toward pull on it. If you wait until Summer Maruzensky/Fine Motion, Fine won't have much time left as the top wit card and you're arguably better off just skipping her. I personally plan on single sparking FM/SMaru's initial banners and using their shared banner to top them off. Both function reasonably well below MLB.
Are Crown, Chev, Duramente, etc more interesting in game at least?
The Falconnigger gets really annoying when he gives up on preparing for CM I've noticed
>>551603254If you love brownie sundaes so much, just make your own! Brownies are like one of the easiest things to bake, and you can just customize whatever icecream you want to go with those brownies. Simple vanilla icecream is even more trivial to make. There's tons of YouTube videos showing you to do make that shit real easy.Stop buying food from bakeries that probably infuse their food with all sorts of additives and chemicals to make them look and taste better.
>>551603823I just thought falco/acute would have cute interactions, is that really so annoying?
>>551603632I really think they should remake some Y1 umas career stories
>>551603702>Crown ended up being a better rival than Diafunniest shit I've ever seen
>>551603702My heroes..And Kitasan Black, Sounds of Dearth, and the other chick on the far left.
>>551603709i could be misremembering but they left one of her races to the ending sequence, i should watch pretty derby again
>>551603254I dunno anon you should probably just see a doctor if you are worriedEspecially since we dont know what is in the sundaeYou might have some sorta food allergy if it only happens when you eat it, especially if it happens every single time you eat it
>>551603748They absolute are, Falco is a big part of Acute's career and while they are serious on the track they support and encourage each other outside of it. If you've seen Acute's translated character stories it's shown a bit there too
>>551603795>year 2/3 umasEhhh....There's a reason that age of the game had a support card focus, a lot of the umas of that time period weren't as popular. Year 4 was when a lot of popular umas released again
I just fapped and now there's cum all down my legs. Imma go shower.Wish I had an uma to join me,
>Attacks an abstract dark shape>Only activates when she's next to another girlSo does Kawakami just blindly headbutt the girl next to her for her ult?
>>551604032for the last time anon, stop doxxing me and my trainee
>>551604032
>>551603617>pretty derby s1 was a complete memeAre the people who say this just newfags to Uma Musume who only started getting into it like last year? Because when S1 came out, it was universally well liked. The average reaction was "Wow, I'm surprised this was actually good, charming and took itself seriously!", whether on /a/, Reddit or what have you.It was precisely S1 being good that opened so many people's eyes in the wider anime community to the franchise as more than just another dime-a-dozen kemonomimi story.The fact that Uma Musume has had sequels and spin-offs that absolutely eclipse S1 in terms of storytelling is not S1's fault.
>>551604032Me on top
>>551604030>>551604032>looks at the screenOHNONONONO TOREINA DONT LOOK
>>551603173I can definitely see some sort of adaptation of 2002 to 2004 since alot of umas that are already in the game raced during that time, and plenty of them got at least one G1 win, several of them being pretty big upsets. Only thing that's problematic is King Kamehameha starting his classic year in 2004, so either Kaneko would have to yield, or he's getting mob'd.
>>551603793Speaking of, if the difference between 1st FineMo and the rerun is MANT, does it make sense to pull on the Nice Nature banner instead?
>>551604090You're overthinking it. She's a massive Precure junkie and this is just what she thinks her special move looks like
>>551604035Man I don't know if I'd roll for ANYTHING on that page, maybe the nice nature kimono and marvsunday...
>>551604032>flappy bellyWhich uma aside from Grass Wonder would get fat after retiring?
Boychads...Where's the food at?
>>551604182I want to do >>551604032 to Chrono
>>551604035For me, it's Crown
>>551603617uma has a lot of really good characters but also a lot of utterly garbage writing, it's painful
>>551604090it's a metaphor for activating her racing spirit or something, like here where she's falling from the sky
Dont 4get: Dober and XOguri are scam banners!
>>551603519Cute, yet also strong (and autistic).
>>551604032>Uncensored, non-AIslop porn of Uma Musume. Come on, give me a source before the mods ban you.
>>551604342Holy!
>>551604178My spoiled dirt daughter
>>551604216>>551603173if you look at JP ads/content these days it's all focused on year 4+ umas.The next anime they'd do is probably like orferve/gentildonna/almondeye or something like that
>>551604302
The rest of cinderella gray is pretty fucking boring. Why'd they keep dragging it on? Should've ended after tama.
>>551600715no it's a different group
>>551601539So sex is allowed, but only if my trainee is winning. Your terms are acceptable.>>551603572The vanilla custard is the really good part, the hot fudge/brownies, and pacans are just really nice contrast. This didn't always happen, but like I said it's now happened enough times that I'm worried about it.
>>551604436Nakayama Festa L'arc OVA into Orfevre's full season anime
>>551601057>I cannot fanthom what they were on when they came up with this perfectionthe RoB artist that designed her and kawakami also does porn
>>551603001https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1uq421A7Ph/
>>551604373>Dobernyes>XOgurinyo unless Cygames does another funny and releases evolved skills very shortly after
>>551604035>SportsBakushin Gimlet GFEJordan PalmerSex2Still a fair amout I'd go for.
The production value jumps quite a bit after they get through all the maiden/debut/allowance races
>>551602654Do you know about when they do? I am relieved to hear that it does get fixed later.
>>551604435
>>551603386The problem isn't that too many side characters got development. The problem is that absolutely none of them got any development, but the camera lingers on them anyways. Kitasan Black is actually written to be such an uninteresting character in Season 3 that spending less time with her on screen should have been, and often was, a good thing. It's just that almost all of that time was wasted by stuff like having Cheval Grand just kind of sit around doing and saying nothing of significance while her sisters say nothing of significance to her before cutting back to the main character, who's probably crying into a stump while a completely unrelated horse from a generation 20 years prior says something insignificant to get her to stop crying.
bokumanko status?
>>551604481>we have to sit through an entire season of pretending that super creek or inari one is threateningyeah I don't expect s3 to be good. NO ONE likes inari, jp or global fans, and I usually love big titty shortstacks but man her design sucks
What is wrong with her?
>>551604035I only want Suzuka from this list
>>551604435>>551604691stop posting stinky dogs
Don't let all of this distract you from the fact RICE SHOWER IS A VILLAIN
Doing bro stuff with my bro Transcend.
>>551604754
i firmly believe we should get more plain looking and shy umas
>>551604724She needs constant attention or she'll die
>>551598663the cut from her going when I get big to her being a midget fully grown was great
Just finished nutting to my favorite uma, waiting on the cd refresh to go again
>>551604754Post more boys instead
>>551604724She bitesJust bite back
>>551604342Hol up... Oh is that her casual wear?
>>551604810*hero
>>551603674>>551602076We prefer the term jegro.>>551604246If you're committed to late surgers that's probably reasonable. Fine Motion is the better stat stick though, and even after the first power creep they don't completely die since you'll often run two wit cards.
>>551604858STINKY FUCKING DOG!
>>551600854Friendship>Mood Effect(Great Mood)>TEDon't even consider mood effect outside of great
>>551604032I missed it, can someone catbox it?
Super Creek needs a breast reduction. She looks obese even though she's not.
alone on a friday night what favorite hors am i remembering today
>>551604035Will get Cheval, Vivlos and Mircale from this list
>>551604909I like demure glasses girls.
>>551604564My fave 3 characters are Scarlet, Kawakami, and Hayahide.What does this say about Hayahide?
>>551604674No idea, the sloptubers just showed me that it exists.
I'll bite
>>551605046Do newtards not know how to use an archive these days?
>>551605014
>>551604754But I like inumusume
>>551604436True, I'm just saying there is a lot you could do with '02~'04 in terms of characters and stories, not that it's THE thing Cygames would try to pursue next.
>>551604706>The problem is that absolutely none of them got any development,Well, that is a problem too, alongside the fact that this show (13 episodes at 20 minutes per episode) even decided to waste time on them in the first place.Kitasan COULD have been a well-written character, but it's hard to do that and it's hard to develop and flesh out a character when the writer is constantly distracted by other characters.
>>551602393Urara is a g3 placer, march cant even place on OP
I feel like Biwa has the voice and bearing of a strong hentai heroine who can only lose to cock.
>>551605190Is all I get
>>551605141Chevacci...
>￥5 mil bet on RegaleiraSheeesh
>>551605121i'll take it
>>551602610There are a lot of issues with season 3, so it ends up in a weird place.The story is a mish mash as Kitasan is very VERY far from an underdog. The RTTT ova portrays the "people's uma" and the underdog premise better while the BOANE movie despite being less than 2 hours it has more character development than an entire season. Tachyon's broken leg is better handled, so you have S2 with Teio too and the movie to portray these, where are handled in a much much better way. The elephant in the room is the past your prime theme too. This is probably the biggest beef everyone has with S3 as it was a straight up a strange decision. I understand the fear of hearing that you already peaked, but it could have been handled better. And it was because both Fuji Kiseki and Tachyon in the movie portrayed this past your prime thing way better.So S3 is like a mish-mash of already explored ideas, done in a worse way, with weaker story and characters. II like Kitasan Black's design, but as a character she is definitely not fit for the underdog story. The horse itself literally was put on heavier horseshoes as its so fit that the staff wanted him to run less, because he's too fit for being a breeding stallion.
>>551605219>Letting stinky dogs THIS close to youEW, STINKY TOREINA!>>551605224Dogs are cute, when they aren't stinky, like this loyal one you just posted.
>>551604909
>>551605121Her forehead is too prominent. It ruins her design.
>>551597451>picking rudolph for that modeanon...
>>551605243??? Urara never went out of kochiNot a single G3 race exists in Kochi
>>551605183Fatass
>>551600462At least Rednu posts all his CM finals, some of which are hilarious losses. There are some sloptubers who paywall their finals.
>>551605349Don't say that
>>551605280fucking retard
>>551605349bwo...
>>551600854>post question with tits attached>immediate answersI see
>>551605363I've been farming level 4 with Rice though
>>551605363Scarlet and I are always risking it, but I'll be sure to take responsibility if something happens
>>551603174Elaborate
>>551604724Windy is cute. What is wrong with you?
>>551605349What's wrong with having a big forehead?
>>551603173I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: I want a series focused on the 80s runners Symboli Rudolf, Mr C.B and Katsuragi Ace witgh maybe some cameos form Maruzensky. I wanna see Luna-chan grow up to become Symboli Rudolf only to get beat by Ace who then gets beat by C.B. I just think it'd be neat
>>551605243Urara only ran maiden races her whole career
Scarlet raped her trainer during the hotsprings ending but no one points it out
>>551605481
>>551605334Born to run forced to breed
>>551605582At least Kawakami has a cute heart-shaped hairline
>>551605349>>551605446>>551605582big foreheads are for cumin on to
>>551603174I'm bringing Bakushin to the Arima CM, are you based enough to do it too?
I know it's kind of an old thing at this point but I kinda wanna try to have Urara win the arima kinen myselfI want her to win..
>>551605582see>>551605634
>>551605337windy is a good girl
>>551605479?OhI get it nowSeems like a weird extra step to manually search the filename, but what do I knowI'd say thank you, but you're an unhelpful piece of shit
How long till Steeplechase and Hopeless Stakes?
Christmas grandma
>>551605726It's genuinely a fucking incredible feeling to do it yourselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q90bV_ku6WY
>>551605752>getting jelly of their own plushiesAre umas retarded?
>>551605806this says otherwisehttps://files.catbox.moe/9efz5f.jpg
>>551604909Rob Roy is too short and looks too much like a donkey. Dictus is the superior librarian-flavored uma.
>>551605949...umas sure are cute arent they
>>551605868Christmas sex with granny
It's funny how whenever new Team Spica fanart gets drawn, Kitasan never gets included in them.That's how you know Season 3 was pretty bad.
>>551605752Being nice (and stupid) is great and all, having big smell is not.>>551605949Yes.
>>551602610because Duramente is the GOAT
>270 speed going into da derbyQuick, do your ace runs now, I'm tanking all the bad rolls for you
>>551605363seems accurate simply because none of the top ones have to deal with cracked rivals that randomly go super saiyan, besides nishi for baku
Hopeless Stakes Stream doko?
>>551606049Aruvvu my beloved. I can fix you, I promise.
>>551606024JPfag...
>>551605949They want all of (your) attention
>>551606024your dogs only stink if you dont bathe them.
>>551605363Rudolf can do lv 4 very easy. Lv 5 is risky as fuck because of the saudi cup.
>>551606123https://kick.com/b01doghosidk when it actually is, in 30 min? the guy will probably make an announcement soon
>>551603173The issue is: which uma has a protag vibe? I'd say Buena Vista fits well
Is standard distance + corner recovery enough? Or do I need gourmand?
>>551605550One less run to do in M*NT to get the nameplate for getting every trophy with an uma
>>551606131Fix her by giving her a new family (not necessarily a literal family, just close friends that she can trust).
>>551605598only way to do busted umas is SOL. s3 wouldve been good if it was more bnw ovas, less s2 failed attempt to create tension
>>551606228you need gourmand and swing
>>551605978
>Great job. You did good today.>"You really think so?">...? Of course I do.>"Then, is it okay if I ask for a treat?">"Can we stop by your room, Trainer?"dangerous and predatory uma
>>551606228If pace, gourmand, if late, standard+corner recovery
>>551606191>Expecting me to bath this annoying mutt that bites all the timeDon't think so lmao
>>551606207Yeah there’s only like 3-4 races before the hopeless stakes
>>551606228you need a gold, tried making a pace digitan but she exploded
>>551606246Yes
>>551597756>clicking power>ever
>>551606238I meant how'd you do it?
>>551606303>mutt that bites all the timethats the best part
>>551606238that's a nameplate?
Nakayama Daishogai G1 (Steeplechase) starting soon, currently paddock. Hopeful Stakes will be after it https://kick.com/b01doghos
>>551606375>thats the best partthe hell...
>>551606272Sakura Laurel animu next. Trust the plan.
I hope this isn't too controversial an opinion, but if you enter a jiggie lobby with multiple puzzles, and see two, one done by a single person and more than 50% of the way through and another by a gaggle of retards that's not even 10% done and you pick the former to help finish you should FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU GIGANTIC NIGGER, I WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME
>>551606428Is this G1 race in JP?
>>551606428I should probably start adding this too but this is also the race schedule in general if you'd like to see the other races, their times and order, and who the participants are as wellhttps://en.netkeiba.com/race/shutuba.html?race_id=202506050710
>>551606428>Steeplechasethe fuck
>>551597426No.8 got Pace Down'd and divebomb everyone behind herincluding you
>>551606474I'm gonna grief your jiggies
>>551606131
if you don't clear diff V with your favorites you don't love them hard enough
>>551606428geez what a family line for arde duomo
>>551605806You can just use the post number, retard
reminder that grass wonder didn't even like special week and found her annoying
>>5516063549* longgot one more level in inspirationDid nothing but press speed and wit, then loaded up on blue juice to brute force the stamina requirement>>551606427Yeah. Make sure you set it to JP serverhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/trainer-titlesI have no fucking clue how you're expected to do Hopeful Stakes Urara...
>>551606450Her character is so different in the manga that is almost disturbing
>>551606272
>>551606228you only need gold vs stinky nature. standard+corner will be enough most races. You may die if corner fails but you have decent witUnless sloptubers are peddaling nature, most have realized shes a dead slot. Dom is more impactful
>>551606516Yes
>>551606428LET'S GO ECORO DUELPROVE THE POWER AND RIGHTEOUSNESS OF THE KITASAN BAKUSHIN BLOODLINECAM ON ECORO DUEL!!
>>551606562Aruvu please don't be mean and drop before I'm forced to spark when you release...
>>551602434>yeah except oguri is shown at the end still just hanging out at the academyThat's clap bait, everyone else is either completing their third year or retired. People use the phrase "floating timeline" very liberally when it comes to Umas but it's very clear from the campaigns that Uma Musume peak quickly and burn through their potential like (most) real racehorses.
>>551606683>Gute Idee!YOU WILL NOT TRICK ME WITH YOUR GERMAN TRICKS!
1 hour and 8 min till hopeless stakes!
We are rooting for Admire Terra, right?
I’m struggling between two (probably suboptimal) speed cards while training my Late Rudolf. I have Eishin at 4LB and Zeno at 1LB. Both give useful skills and utility. I can’t tell which has better numbers at a glance.
>>551591747Honestly this is quite fun it's like bird watching >Does x botNot snitching clubs from here
>>551606683
>>551606592Now was that so hard?I wasn't happy with the quality of the previous version
>>551606935Eishin is better and her events give energy too.But make sure to have her mood at great with Riko's help so you can use her rainbows properly.
>>551600854Worth noting that mood effect is applied onto the plus/minus 0-20% effect that mood has on training.So with a Great mood, a 50% mood effect like, say, MLB Matikanefukukitaru SR, would improve the +20% from Great mood to +30%, so like the equivalent of +10% training effectiveness. Or 5% at Good. Fun fact, it also magnifies the negative effect of shitty moods on training.
>>551606989stop posting this artist he is evil
Fine whatever, I'll take the Sakura Laurel propaganda, when is her banner?
we love chuds
>>551607092nyo
>>551607127a year from now
>>551606935i would borrow zeno and run both if possible
I HATE evil chuds
>>551607085this is great
How important will power be in sagittarius?
>some niger posting unrelated reddit trash againthis some new tech or some shit?=
good night bwos gotta hit the sack i have an opening shift tomorrow
>>551607227meant for >>551607135
>>551607092Hmm...nyo
>>551606253>>551606295>>551606324>>551606716Thanks bwos. Which one is better though?
>>551601778Wasn't there supposed to be an in-canon post-Twinkle Series league that the old timers eventually joined?
>great borrow swaps out for something mediocreEvery time...
>>551606918for me it's Meisho Tabaru and Meiner Emperor
>>551607305Right, it has more wit and skills.
>>551607305right
CAFE MY LOVE
>>551607305the one with NSM and head on
>>551607305Right but I'm a biased wit gamer so take it with a grain of salt
>>551607296>artist is so obsessed with dober people gave him his own tag on pixiv ("the guy who loves dober way too much")
>>551601778>>551601883>>551601960>>551601968>>551602104>>551607357It's the fucking Dream Trophy League you dumb faggots.
>>551607357they have not mentioned the Dream series since S1
>>551607135Putting a ring on this evil horse
>>551607406dont let her seduce you
>>551607160>>551607296EVIL ARTIST!>>551607428For real? Not too shocking knowing the japs, but still hilarious.
If you skip her, you will suffer through MANT
>>551607452licking the sweat off the evil horse
>>551607428one or two artists actually have thatshinko windy has a tag like that too
>>551607504
>>551607448they specifically mentioned gold ship going to it in season 3. i don't remember if it was mentioned in season 2.
>>551607456Too late
Buono!
>>551597426happened again
>>551607406cafe wife
>>551607258Good night
umas wear panties, don't let the game or other media fool you
>>551607456love her always
>umas wear panties
>>551597426>>551607620this game is random rng bullshitbut usually this is because your uma gets blocked by another uma that is pace down and gets dragged back
>>551603173Personally? I hope the next anime project focuses on a trainer, has a main cast composed of Heisei and Reiwa Umas who are cute together rather than famous racing rivals and the twelve episodes would be less focused on the racing but everything that goes on behind the scenes at Tracen and on the racetracks. It would go into what trainers actually do besides provide encouragement and "working late," they'd talk with the people who make the shoes that Umas can just walk into a sports shop and buy, viewers would learn about horse onsens, basically it would be a collaboration with the JRA and people in the racing industry as a barely disguised "cute girls doing X thing cutely" advertisement for real life horse racing.
>>551607305Left if lone wolf procsright otherwise
>>551607051>>551607181Sounds good, I’ll go with Eishin for now and see if I can free up my borrow slot with sparks
Nakayama Daishogai Steeplechase G1 starting in 9 minshttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>551607570Akebono is too damn cute
welp
>>551607808>Maya Stakes
Good night, /uma/. 6 borrows remain. Closing in on ready?
>>551607864biggest and bestest
Incredibly based daily pull
>>551607808#10...
every race after career mode is part of Dream Series
>>551607973He was gatekept.
>>551607935bro what are the horses doing
>>551607305id go left. wit has diminshing returns despite how hyped it is. All ive got feels strong this cm. But also - practice is easy now. Just put them against each other for 10 rounds. Thats how ive decided to use reg maru over s.maru
>>551607937not really but idcmedium is aids>>551607862why do some of the honses wear sockswouldn't it cut off bloodflow if anything, they look tight
>>551597426>>551607620Fucking bullshit I swear. I've been getting kidnapped in perfect undefeated runs.
>>551605049Don't be gay
>>551604974Kawakami hips...
>5th place in Daiwa Scarlet's 1st G1.Is it over...? I'm new to the game.
It's 10 pm and I'm still hungry. Should I hit up Taco Bell?
>>551607570>>551607864>>551607943I want a big trainee...
>>551608191It's only over if you're going for the secret event where you have to kick Vodka's ass in every race either of them ever ran. Keep going newfriend
>>551607862Is the next race the actual Hopeful?
>>551606428>We get to watch a horse fuck up a jump and break it's neck live!!!I'll just check the results laters
>>551607864>I'm taller than Akebonowhat's the point
Meisho Hachiko is Digitan's grandkid
>>551608194drink a glass of water and see if you are actually hungry after
>>551608194hit up a salad bar fatty
>>551608079Oguri riding my HUGE COCK
>>551608194yes
I really like Super Creek's voice.
>>551605752>that zettai ryouiki
>>551608301>only 5'9"Well damnAt least she's large and in charge in my kokoro
>>551608301You need an american uma
>>551608278about 40 mins after. There's still the Hanshin Cup G2 before Hopeful Stakes
Is Hopeless and Arima Kinen both today?
>>55160814924 MORE DAYS
>>551608278Nakayama Daishogai about to start nowStream will likely switch to Hanshin Cup (G2) in after that, in 20 minutesThen Hopeless stakes, in about 40 minutes
>hopeful stakes is packed with Deep Impact and/or Cesario/Spe descendants
>>551608410she's 5'11 bwo, 180cm
are 6 sprint sparks enough to get suzuka to A?
>>551607880and another one
>4100mthought it was a typo when I saw it earlier
>>551608191No. You have a much harder G1 in two turns (Oaks) but for future runs, you want a lot of speed going into her first G1. It's easy to win with 350-400
>>551606191Shinko Windy is pretty cuteAn attention whoreBut cute
It's time to JUMP
>>551606985>Not snitching clubs from hereThen what's the point? No one gives a shit about Discord clubs.
Where the fack is Dober teaser? Isn't she supposed to drop tomorrow?
>>551608530What site is this?
what do u guys think of this deck? i plan on doing this for the next long CM Sagittarius. training for long CM is soul crushing without wit cards. the idea is using double ningen for higher stats floor and easier training time, but cant high roll well like double power card. NSM trigger will compensate power insteadno need for more skills since there's more than enough. 1 heal + encroaching shadow + prof + tail held high + NSM + it's on + enough for a gold worth of skill left
>>551607880Fucking LOSER>>551608512Glue factory
>>551608461hopeless today, arima tomorrow
>>551606272>>551606683>>551606989>>551607160>innocent but determined girl who wants to challenge the world and beat brian in the manga>turbo succubus who would suck her trainer dry the moment he hits 'recreation' in the gameWhat leads to such a drastic change in characterization?
How often horses get injured/die during Steeplechase races? They are longer, plus they must jump through obstacles, it just seems inherently more dangerous than regular races.Or do they run slower and horses for them more sturdy?
>>551608551DOBER FUCKS DOGS
>>551608564UmareaderIts in the OP
>>551607862I didn't know that there were G1 steeple races outside of the England and Ireland.
>>551608612kino
Are there steeplechase races in the umaverse
>>551608551In two days.
>>551608498American, so I had to convertRead the conversion wrong2 inches shorter ain't that bad, but wish she was even bigger
I was fucking around with AI and well...
What the fuck is this course WHEN ARE WE GETTING ONE
>>551608301She's made for Japanese height in mindPretty sure she probably dwarfs the average Jap adult
>>5516085087. It starts with 1 then it's every 3 after that. You could do the chad move of getting her to B then luckshitting on both inspirations to get her to A and even S.
>>551608687
CAM ON ECORO DUEL
>>551608756Helios don't look!
>>551608837LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#1 fucking diedthis track looks fun as fuck even without the jumpsall those hills and inclineswhy don't we have this
Umamusume needs a jump course
LET'S FUCKING GO ECORO DUELPROVING THE RIGHTEOUSNESS AND POWER OF THE KITASAN BAKUSHIN BLOODLINE
>>551608889could you imagine having a CM in this track? it would be brutal
>>551608512>>551607880
>>551608889we do have hills and inclines they're just not obvious because the camera angles used in game you'll see them better when we get the first person view
I will cheer on Ask Edinburgh because of his damsire Cafe.
>>551608975>4,100m>jumps>has switching dirt and turf sections>steep hills and inclinesWtf steeplechase is way more hardcore
vigourously pet the horse nose for good luck
>>551608990>every jumps drains 2% of your stamina>>551609015yeah but these are like comically large
>>551608858Mister COCK AND BALLS is only interested in trainers
>>551608623If a horse fucks up a jump the odds are pretty high it just off itself instantly, and it happens a fair bit more often, proportionally speaking, compared to normal racing, horse's ankles are also not meant to handle the strain that these kinds of jumps put on them. If you're already on the fence about horseracing in general, steeplechase racing is almost certainly over the line
>>5516089901200 stam and 4 golds needed
>If you want to thank your trainer you HAVE to give him a bouquet of roses in a field of flowersThanks shinkos momOn another note its funny when it MTLs into girlfriend
>4100m>with constant jumps, steep uphills, different terrainSteeplechase uma were the real chads all along??
>>551608629>darkmode onlyhate that shit
>>551608623It's much more dangerous. By the stats it's somewhere between x3 to x14 times more likely to have a fatal breakdown, depending on where they're running.
>>551609147Yeah cant help you with that one
Now you realize how fucking OP Oju Chosan was during his heyday
>>551609146>>551609054Yeah but it's a lot slower than the flat races. Maybe we can get a steeplechase scenario after the America one.
>>551609146No wonder PalmerGOD won the Arima front running, it was probably a piece of cake for him compared to that
>fine motion didn't give speed stari will not roll for you now bitch
>>551609054>switching terrainAre there any races with just this as a 'gimmick? Like 50/50 split between Turf and Dirt
>>551609259>Oju Chosan's father is Stay Golddamn
>>551606539This is literally "do or die", what the fuck
>>551609308Some of the races in game start on turf before becoming dirt. But I don't think you get penalized for that
I miss Osaka before it was taken over by annoying tourists, particularly Australians.
What would be the uma equivalent of Dressage? Would it be just an idol dancing competition?
>>551609259Steeplegod Oju Chosan got voted in the Arima and still managed to place better than other flat racing only horses, it was pretty hilarious
>>551609415Probably competitive ballroom dancing.
>demuro lamemeWell there's the potential winners
>>551609259Was about to say what >>551609492 did, but he was faster.
https://ahrimp4.rule34.xxx//images/1428/35167908a4e65ffc4a17af21b6b7a8ef.mp4?15937832
Man some things the girls say can be pretty bad if heard out of context by tazuna.
HES A REAAAALNOWHERE MAN
Lineup for the Hanshin Cup G2 before the Hopeless Stakes
>>551609492>Sounds of Earth jobbing to a steeple horseSad!
>>551609569How very festive
>>551608301>>551608412Maybe Michelle is more your type
>>551609360Pretty much, steeplechase has all the risk of injury and fatality of normal racing with the additional strain of the long ass races and insane jumps wearing on the horses and the relatively high chance of life threatening injury from the horse simply messing up a jump, it's pretty fucked
>>551609650Shonan Xanadu is a nice name
>>551609650There aren't any 1400m G1s in Japan, so this is the closest race to one. Should be fun.
>>551609650>Lemaire on the favoriteRace is already over
More Meishos in game when?
>>551607504She's in like 1 year, MANT would be over by then
>Brian ace runs>500k fans each runs>1.5m daily while quota is 1m>Mcqueen runs>200k fans each run>600k daily while quota is 1mThis is unfair
>>551608412Akebono is American tho
>>551607504Bro it's her card you're supposed to gaslight with.
>>551609875Doto
Kitasan is currently ranked 3rd for the 2019 born foal earnings. With Ecoro Duel winning, he added another 70m to his total and is slowly getting into 1st place
>>551609650>American Pharoah's kid is the 2nd favouriteI'm looking forward to seeing how he goes as a stud in Japan.How will Lemaire get to Nakayama in time for the Hopeful Stakes?
Why would you enter this G2 instead of Hopeful or Arima Kinen?
I just realize the JRA stream is using the how to train your dragon theme for the background music.
>>551609996>Akebono is an americanwhat the fuck
>>551610049Quantity over Quality I guess.
that was a CRAZY dead heat
>>551610107I don't know maybe they misclicked.
>>551608157compression socks but for horses?No idea if it works
>>551610095Lemaire isn't gonna be in the Hopeless Stakes
>>551609650LAMEME DEFEATED
>>551610095He doesn't have a ride in the Hopeful Stakes
Rugal won by a nose damn.
>>551610107The race is for Sprinters, not all horse can do well in medium or long races,
>>551610154Isn't HTTYD actually weirdly popular over in Japan
OH NO NO NO THE UPSET
>>551610107You know all those people that do the G3 race in McQueen's career instead of Hopeless? This is for them.
my tact gf daring
damn lemaire got super blocked too
>>551610331I'm so used to him wearing the jersey with the 6 dots I was looking at the wrong guy the whole time
>>551610095DEPORT THAT FRAUD
>>551610332Duramente strong
I'm glad cunts & blokes decided two days were enough for the Test so I'll be free for Arima day, let's fucking goWho should I support for Hopeless Stakes?
Contrail's first crop is finally racing huh. Hope he does well
>>551610281GANBARE MESHIO HACHIKO
>>5516105132 of them did their make debut earlier, got 4th and 5th place. Epiphaneia's kid got #1
>>551610281Nowhere Man has it in the bag
I don't know anyone from these honses at all
>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST
>>551610332You know, after seeing actual horse race broadcasts, I find Uma race UI to be quite a bit worse than the real deal. I really hope they eventually revamp the race viewing component eventually.
>>551610608how do we stop the special week menace?
>>551610178Yeah i was surprised too>Whenever Hishi Akebono's weight was announced, the fans in the stands would cheer loudly.Kek
>>551610281>sfw her daughter Cesario doesn't get the mentioned for being the grand of some of these horse
Hopeful Stakes is up next, come on inhttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>551610327Cute
>>551610734>MANFIRST>THE RESTNOWHERE
>>551610309I've seen edits of that dancing toothless meme
>>551610734Justin Vista > Anduril is gonna be the top 2
when was the last time a real underdog won a G1, like 100+ odds
>>551610734my mind says nowhere man but my soul says anduril
>>551610734which one's lemaire?
>>551610734>2 DirectorsWhat
>>5516108516 minutes from now, just you wait
>>551610734Let's go Anduril
Have faith in your gene king, bwos
>>551610734Shonan Gulf will win
>>551610734Ask Edinburgh will expose these frauds
>>551610891Lemaire has no ride for the Hopeful Stakes since he was just in the Hanshin Cup earlier
>>551610734who are the niges? i will cheer for them
>>551610892Inbreeding.
WTF Neicha is the ultimate hag?
>>551610734It's HOPELESS
>>551610894It'll never happen
Anduril is looking calm and confident I think he has it bros.
>>551610952This
>>551611010Never say never.
I don't feel comfortable moving on to parents when my aces can still gain some miniscule improvement
>>551610734LET'S FUCKING GO JUSTIN VISTA AND ANDURIL
>>551610787>saliva trailwhoa that's too lewd buddy
>>551611016yfw the cursed blood kicks in
>>551611089>med S is a miniscule improvementretard
>>551602624This is bullshit, Teio generation was supposed to be next, not special week.Did you forgot who managed to get the Japan Cup after years of humiliation?
how????
>>551610734COME ON NOWHERE MAN
POST YOUR READY FACE
>>551611181late start + outer position is a common death for bakushinshould have borrowed Tazuna
LETS GO JUSTIN
IT'S TIME
>>551611178>Did you forgot who managed to get the Japan Cup after years of humiliation?Yes, because the anime skipped it.
>>551611163All of the actual crazies come from Mcqueen's bloodline
>>551611169What <85 IQ country do you come from which made you pull the assumption out of nowhere that I don't already have medium S?
fuck, just woke up. how much did i miss?
holy kino
LETS GOOOOOO ADMIRE TERRA
HOPELESS STARTING
kino
sovl
>>551611345ITS STARTING NIGGA
These intros can't be beat
>horse climbs up to heavenWhat the fuck are those 3D CGI intros lmao
That cgi was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.
>>551611181Replay function right there, bwo. Otherwise, you must have had a late start of the century.
HOPELESS STEAKS
>>551611385They are KINO and tv should have never moved on from them
>>551611364No need to do that when the real thing is ready to go
Nowhere Man loaded so calmly... is it his time?
HOPELESS
>>551611181That's why lvl 5 isn't worth playing. A simple late start that cannot be controlled by stats and entirely RNG can kill your 30TP
where's the snow
>>551611345You missed a G1 Steeplechase KINO race and a sprint G2 but you're just in time for the Hopeless Stakes
>>551611480The lest... nowhere
>>551611389I cackled
IT'S HOPELESS
winners nine!
holy shit the pace is so slow
Nowhere's Nowhere
Regaleira got this
HOPE____
Who the fuck???
LOVCEN
i came
HOPE LOVCEN
LOVE FOR LOVCEN
Holy upset! Just like in my hors video games!
WHAT AN UPSET!!!
>>551611010well?
holy based LOVCEN
meishobros...
powerGOD
Who the fuck is lovcen?
ASK EDINBURGH WAS SO CLOSE
HOLY FUCKLATE SURGERS ARE KINO
Edinburgh...
>they both fucking jobbedAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>won a fucking G1 right after winning debutUHH BASED I KNEEL??
>ANDURIL MOGGED BY LOVECENKWAB
Congrats Lovcen.
framerate is low on that finish camera wtf
>>551611727The NPC uma that ends your McQueen career at E rank
Anduril is SEVENTHSEVENTH (7th)
>nowhere man came second lastkek
E rank career over
>>551611010your response?
>all the favorites jobbedNice race
>>551611741>cafe's kid is 3rd
>>551611751literally fucking who, what an upset
>>551611809he went easy on them, it's as simple as that. he just doesn't need to win the Hopeful Stakes for his career
>>551611828It truly is the Hopeless Stakes
>>551611751Is this the star of a new legend?Who are his uma decendants?
>>551611791HOPELESS
Slow race and the favourites were boxed in on the final stretch. Even the Chinese are confused (HK racing is honest the favourite always wins) I don't think we will hear much from Lovcen again.
>>551611751Truly the hopeful umamusume career experience
>>551611828the stakes, sire?
>>551611714>>551611827I kneel to GODcen
>>5516118970.Just a deep impact bloodline
>>551611791seventh favorite won insteadHOPEFUL
>Meisho Hachiko in 9thOh nonononono
>>551611828Just like in the game!
>>551611897Just Deep but his sire World Premiere won Tenno Sho and Kikuka Sho
>>551611880I really hope all people who use the stick lose.
Nowhere Man got brocked btw, nothing he could have done
So Lovecen in uma when?
he looks so happy
>favorites jobbingThis is truly the HOPELESS STEAKS run
>another halter on top of that riding gearbut why
>>551612017Aw what a cute hors
>>551611997Secretariat is in there
>Win debut, then a G1 immediately after, Hopeless Stakes being that G1 of all racesimagine
>1st and 2nd place are Deep Impact's progenyDeep Impact in game when?
>>551612001the stick just makes noise, it doesn't hurt the horses in any way. there's also restrictions on how much you can use it
>>551611880Man I was cheering so hard for Ask Edinburgh. He almost had it
>>551612001but anon, it's impossible for every single jockey in the race to lose.
>>551612054
>>551612102Never.
>>551612102>Deep Impact in game when?
>>551611997>Deep Impact>Sunday Silence>Motherfucking SecretariatHmmm
>>551612102hmmmm NO
>>551611914>>551612006Your trainee had trouble breaking out from traffic.More Power could help with that.
ICHIBAN NINKI>losesit'sJUST LIKE MY UMA MUSUME
>>551612131Sure it is, every horse will just need to DnF
kerchoo
>>551612105Didn't TM Opera jockey hurt the horse with the stick before?
Contrail is confirmed a FRAUD. Lower his overpriced stud fee NYOW
>>551612017
>>551612179
>>551612131True, if the jockey isn't on there it doesn't count as a loss
>>551612171that's like every other horse there, no?
>>551612059>>551612171Secretariat will be an important NPC uma in the america scenario
>>551612017>>551612161mood: Great
>>551612274BASED
Is there a countdown for Arima kinen?
>>551612017>Yeah, I'm the best
>>551612274KINO
I don't care about literal whos. I only care about the horses based on umas.>They are deadDoesn't matter
>>551611476wtf why don't we get cg's like this in game
is hopeful over?
>>551612296I mean at a certain level of racing some names are common sightingsSurprised Mr.Prospector aint in there with the ammount of american blood
>>551612241The ear blushing is so stupid, but I can't help but love it.
>>551612404Nyes
>>551612392your umas were once literal whos too
Arima Kinen is tomorrow!
>>551612404yep, hopeless next.
>>551612404just ended
>>551612294Man Japan cup is absolute kino clusterfuck. Now im getting an urge to rewatch the full race + the thread reaction
>>551611476ABSOLUTE CINEMA
>>551612358no but its basically just 24 hours from now, if in doubt, check netkeiba
>>551612296Sundayman yeah, he's close to everywhere. Secretariat all the way in Japan is rarer. King Kamehameha is the other big sire since he's free of Sundayman's genes.
I totally get it now. The Hopeless Steaks ingame just mirrors the Hopeless Steaks IRL
>Wins G1 straight out of debutThere is still hope for the future, can't wait to see LOVCE ingame
>>551612392>horses based on umasso happy meek?
>>551612274WE LOVE YOU GOATCEN
>>551611476MCQUEEN NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>551612460I hate that I didn't notice Kawada getting thrown, so it was only mid-race, reading the thread, that I saw what happened. That said, just randomly seeing Terra shooting up to the top 3 without a jockey out of nowhere was really funny
>the third placer is a spespawn
>>551612274I'm going to be watching out for this guy now.
Your pick for tomorrow?
>>551612274there's your image thread baker
>Lovcen
>>551612625gotta go with my nigga Admire Terra
>>551612523don't talk about that mare>>551612625we WILL be watching Admire Terra win back-to-back races
>>551612625*yawn* Meisho Tabaru already won, just post the screenshots when it's over dacchis
>>551612654Jesus fucking Christ, you absolutely raped that image!
>>551612625GOATerra
>>551612460might have been the best race of the year. kawada getting thrown + incredible final duel +admire terra photobombing the dead heat + caladangan winning it for the invaders +
>>551612625meisho tabaru locked
>>551612625Meisho Taberu. I just wanna see Take win a race live.
>>551612625>Admire Terra got memed into Arima
>>551612694You fear the horse fucker
And that was it for the Hopeless Stakes! Congratulations Lovcen especially winning a G1 race straight after debut. See you tomorrow for the Arima Kinen, bros!
>>551612625My favorite horse backed out to rest more after Japan Cup so I'll root for Museum Mile I guess.
>>551612625If Tabaru wins I might just die happy on the spot.
>>551612625kek no way Admire Terra's odds were this good during the Japan Cup, did the run without the jockey really have this much of an impact
>>551612625it's time for take to beat the washed allegations with tabaru
Do you have to play on level 5 to get anything worthwhile or something?
btw Lugal's finish time of 1:19.0 in the G2 Hanshin Cup is a new record, previous was 1:19.2
>>551612625Tastiera because that's the only one sire'd by my wife
>>551612625I want Meisho to revive the Mejiro bloodline.
>>5516126251 ten roll on the Tosen Jordan banner bet on Chevalier Rose. If I lose I roll, if I win I get platinum this CM.
>>551612798no it's all random grinding
>>551612798Level 5 gets you to the end two whole careers faster or something
>>551612731i don't lie when i say keiba is one of my favorite things in /uma/, thanks bwo>>551612798level 4 is apparently 3 less races to finish it and you don't have the risk of no clocks
>>551612625Admire Terra, just for the memes.
>>551612773Probably, less weight + other jockeys being wary of a loose horse on the track
>>551612705Danon "the Canon" Decile also shit all over Justin Palace's jockey's camera, and the Masquerade Ball crashout that sent Lemaire and Tosaki to the ground
>>551612625Who's the guy beside Shin Emperor's name?
>>551612625Cafe's blood
>>551612798Just lucksack
>>551612625All in golshi spawn, Meisho tabaru
>>551612890Susumu Fujita, aka the owner of cygames aka JOHN CYGAMES himself
>>551612890That's John Cygames anon
>>551612625Regaleira
>>551612907>vtumor which one?
>>551597405I still have plenty of shit I need to level so while I am finally starting to stockpile on monies, I'm broke on SP
Final results for the Hopeful Stakes
>>551612625Regaleira has the best name, so she wins
>>551612625who the fuck is this
>>551613051NOWHERE MAN WHAT THE FUCK also damn forte angelo was close, actual upset
>>551612773Jockey is around 10% of horse weight.Pick something 10% of your weight and try running with and without.
>>551613051>nowhere man>is nowherekino
>>551613051Hachiko bringing shame to the Meisho clan.
>>551613051>meishokeks
>>551613051>JUSTin
>>551613051Edinburgh... close but not enough...This is how Neicha must have felt.
>>551612872>>551613127i think he's saying that the run actually boosted his odds, which is true, he was 46.1 at JCit's probably because he was smart enough to time his last spurt + newfound popularity that increased his odds
>>551613051We were so close to winning Ask Edinburgh
>>551613221I didn't like how its jokey kept hitting the horse to speed up, as if thats gonna work.
>>551612625I'm less interested knowing that Byzantine Dream will miss it. After him Tastiera. If it wasn't for Forever Young 2025 would be considered a bad year for Japanese horse racing storylines.
>>551613303It does work that's why it exists
that was fun, goodnight bros
>>551613243>he realizes easiest way to win is to drop his jockeyimagine if he starts doing it all the time now
>>551613303they are trained specifically to respond to it.
>>551613028Nui sociere, plays umamusume frequently and is one of the many turbo whales funding the game
new to update op >>551613426>>551613426>>551613426
>>551613303They just have hit the horses harder
>>551613441i like her tiddies
>>551613303It's cool man the horses are into it
