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>>551555110>>551555264Help
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
Mayano top sex
Wait tamamo is actually done?Wow the rest of cingray looks like dogshit, im supposed to care about inari one or mejiro Ryan while obuhi goes through a depression arc?
>>551555286cute OP
>>551555404Thats more than enough stamina as is. No need for golds Its around 800
why is it always the maya baker that makes the thread with like 40 images left
Digitan LOVE
... I'd rather not
>>551555404bwo we don't know what skills you can purchase
>>551555492you forgot one
I don't want to go to work guys.
Will you roll?
>>551555686>not having this week offget a better job
>>551555605you wouldn't actually refuse Mayano's request, right?
why do certain downies get so worked up over when or how people make new threads
>>551555593No post the daughter ones
>>551555703Nah, I'm saving for OBEY YOUR MASTER.
>>551555740I want my own Maya for christmas
>>551555492Tamamo in real life was retired at his peak so he could become a breeding stud (he made no notable kids).
>>551556054MICROPENIS
THE COOLEST *coughs blood*
>>551555492No next year is Oguri's peak with Super Creek, Inari One, Bamboo Memory+foreigners being the main competition. The depression arc is Oguri's last year.
>>551555676>implyingGirl breaks her foot since her fat ass weighs too much
>>551555703Stego? I already did. Dober? yes, I'm gonna save sashi on global
Can we vote to ban 1 Uma from all future OPs?
>said Super Villain
>>551556140congrats newcutie
Okay but I really really realylr eally really reallyr eally really reallyr eally reallyr eallyr eallyr eally reallyr eally really reallyr eally reallyr eally really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really relaly really reallyr eallyr eally really reallyr eally really really really really really reallyr eallyr eallyr eally really really really realyy really really really really really really really really really really realy relaly really really reallyr really really really really really really really really really really really realyyre aly really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>551555404That stam calc says it's enough with 1 recovery even on awful mood, but only just
>>551556318Ryanfag should be executed
>>551554406be honest bwos... can I win next cm, or is it gonna be another third place?
>>551556318Ban Ryan
>>551556318Kill the ryanfag
>>551555542Sagittarius bwo, not Scorpio. Calculator says she clears it with awful mood with the single recovery at 939 stam IF she never gets rushed.>>551555628Slim pickins. Fuckin Aoharu buddy Hishiama gave me a Spurt hint lmao.>>551556396Ye I checked (but TY). I'm thinking a second white over Maestro...
>>551556318seeking the pearl
I need to have sex with Eishin's juicy tits
I won Fuji lv5 once, and that's enough for me. The rest of my runs are going to be level 4, because fuck not being able to clock a late start.
>>551556332thanks bwomy build
>>551555841what are you trying to say? "No, post the daughter ones" or "Now post the daughter ones"?
>>551556318i vote to ban oguri CRAP from the op
>>551556318spe-chvd OUT
>>551556436You're fine. Finals is mostly luck, just get luckier than the others
>>551556624The latter one. I ate the 'w'.
>>551555703>>551556379Can we ban Stay Gold spam from the threads?
>>551556624Heyone of those isn't' an NPC
>>551556379I imagine that's what Point Flag says as she uses Stego like a stress ball
>>551556608>>551556140The #1 Coolest!
>>551556436Why is everyone pushing wit instead of capping out power, is that the freshest youtuber thing?
just saw an unread tickezo main menu conversation right as i tapped on the club button and when i came back she wasn't there any more
I like to pump it pump it ah ah ah (I like to break)
>>551556563One of my favorite uma fanarts
>>551556318ban reddit tachyon
>>551556436It depends on your matchup and RNG tbdesu
>>551556516Oh, well I would take Bofa in that case. Thought you were building for 2000m
>>551556326Damn , being treated like a baby by Creek? Hope that never happens to me haha
>>551556318i would ban NTRat least the other girls are in the game
An uma would never actually rape you because they fear the consequences
What's the next card banner we pull bros, Fuku or NTR?
>>551556873I do it because I have MLB fine motion so why not use it
>>551556779I want Stego to use me as a stress ball.
>>551556318ban ryan
>>551557045
Gentilwife...
>>551557045neither, just borrow them and save for tachyon
>>551557045Fine Motion, way more important than MANT-only speed cards.
>>551557045>FineMo rerun in Feb. (maybe)>Tachy speed 2x spark
if evens i eat a bag of chipsodds i fast
>>551556436My witlet Teio is somehow doing better than the Teio I joined there who's stats is balanced and with a decent wit. 6 months in and I still don't get it
>>551557174i'm fairly sure i'm borrowing creek for the foreseeable future
>>551557301Wit rolls are still RNG. More wit = better odds.
my umas do well in lobbies that dont have 5+ fronts with whales, thats enough for me to hope for an a finals and start upgrading my TT umas now with kitasan
>>551557264hell YEAH time to feast
>>551557327Creek is only needed for long
>>551557256>>551557260kawakami is shit though, wait for summer maru banner
>>551557264
>>551557370I heard that WIT helps in this part of the track but somehow she's jobbing more than my witlet in this part
>If your girlfriend's a ningen you're single to me>tf lil hana gonna do?
>>551555286I thought Maya was a grown up girl...
>>551557494I don't care about Kawakami, I'm pulling on the banner to get MLB FM for MANT. The next re-run is too late, might as well wait for Ramonu if you don't have MLB FM by that point.
>>551557565
>>551556318Ryan
>>551557494By then I might as well wait for the 2nd anniv for ramo wit
anyone got more Spechud images like this?
>>551557462what if your uma has no natty blue golds how do you build medium
>>551557494Rude...
Thoughts on my Scorpio Maru? No gold speed skill, but tried to make up for it with whites. Is she surviving, or not quite there?
>>551557023Sakura Laurel has a face of someone who only cares about three things>Becoming the greatest racer in the world>Beating Narita Brian>Having my dick shooting loads inside of her.I will take care to never be alone with her or my pelvis will not survive.
>>551557706
>>551557301but your teio there only has 500 wit... she's still a witlet! sorry
>>551557601my team counting on NN to fire off murmur (she did not)
how am i looking? I'm thinking of fixing up my Taiki build, chasing a Suzuka with all those skills and a Medium S seems impossible in the few days left
>>551557723Stamina sparks, maybe Urara in the deck, or just full guts training in MANT.
>>551557853>Rushing Gale
>>551557023what consequences? Pregnancy? We've already established that tracen sneaks birth control into their daily training vitamins
>>551557264Bakushin could be confused with a Muslim with how fast she goes.
YESI DONT HAVE TO PLAY LEVEL 5 ANYMORE
>>551557723there are other style-specific cardslike if im running late surger ill borrow SSR zenno rob roy for the guaranteed left/right handed event
>>551555593DIGITAN SUPER LOVE!
>>551556749dozo?
>>551557601Oissu
>>551557820She takes up to her trainer, me! I consider that decent enough since I average 380~430
>>551557929I'm not expecting Maru to get any sort of win considering Suzuka exists so I half assed that one just to get 3 umas.
>>551556318DIE RYAN YOU DISGUSTING GROTESQUE
>>551558001you only have one borrow slot though
>>551558071Naisu
>my wife loses to my other wifethis run is so over
Isn't 3 front runner set up very sad? It's basically 1 ace and 2 sacrifices
Hopeful Stakes in 10 hours!Arima Kinen in 34 hours!
>>551558364Most don't build them as sacrifices, all three are supposed to be proper aces.
>>551557991Holy shot congrats.
>Fuji made me cum in her tits again
>>551557853redo the maru, get something useful instead of angling and rushing gale
>>551557991Grats anon but sadly you don't gain any proof of clearing it or at least a title. Not even on your trainer archive
she's grown on be a bit recentlymainly as my second MLB SR speed card
>>551558641yeah i saw that and was bummed out, either way, i did it and now i can just easily grind away ryan runs on level 4 for the last 40 or so rewards i need
>>551558097I usually don't go for witgod builds, but I've been liking it in this cm. Even considered making a third witgod teio, but I don't know how to get a recovery on her.
stop making thread without finishing the last one fucking retards
scorpio4611 1653shitters only
>>551556516Fuck it. Most of these skills are shit. I don't want to gamble on her whiffing either recovery so now she has backup. Both procing means she tanks a debuff or 2 too. I swear to God if my first S rank Vodka is a god damn 17 race meme run...
how do I find more bite_mark art? Danbooru is kinda dead for it
anyone using seiun sky as an ace? how often do you get angling off
buhii bros...
>>551559007reddit
Are there enough fronts running around for pump to the used on a Pace?
>hits max speed on the hybrid with no speed growth firstnigga wtf
>>551558796Anime Teio is how you get a recovery on Teio. 2 even.>>551558892FUUUUUUUCK lmao
>>551558957yessuzuka in the lobby: never 2 suzukas: sometimesno suzuka: always
>>551558868hag game althoughbeit
>>551559013>those cardshow is that guy not an oinker himself
>>551558796I'm getting lucky with spirit bursts and they give recoveries. My problem is witgod build is I can't stop stepping on wit as a way to recover energy
Post uma with no fans
>>551559013pace Maru?
>>551558796You know how you just don't want to admit it.
>>551559123fivesome with AB and D holding C open for me
>>551559118are you running your own suzuka?
>>551559269
>want to label BODKA "Sagittarius">Sagittari>Contains invalid charactersReally?
>>551559305no i dont have her seiun is there in case there's no suzuka in the lobby, the other 2 fronts have sfv
>>551559123who is C supposed to be
>>551559269uma that deserves 0 fans someone fill me in on the Rice hate lore
>>551559286bwo I don't have spechud speed... also I'm not benching biko pegasus for that borrow, thank you very much
>>551559336"sagi" is also invalid. What kind of silly Japanese curseword is in here?
>>551559356what other fronts are you using?
>>551558868make another shitters room I want to know how bad is my team
7 and next year will be greatanything else and we all lose A finals
Yes, I'm slightly angry that my run got wrecked by losing to Riko after getting medium S. Yes, I'm demanding cygames to allow us to use clocks for such cases. No, I will not change my mind.
>>551559274nyo
>>551559127every uma is in middle/high schoolEVERY umaYes including Maruzensky, she's canonically in her 3rd year of highschool.
>>551559438normal maruzensky and bourbon
>>551559421This is your fault Cygames.
>>551559382Sorry I fell for Pearl propaganda. I love her and her impressive career now.
>>551559381nvm fuck you guys Grok explained it to me already
>>551559451You can use clocks from mant onwardsDevs listened and all that
>>551556873Power is the worst stat now that accels are plenty and multiple. Even guts seems better now that dueling has been exposed for lasting much longer than the UI dictates.
>>551559589i guess bourbons unique will activate? how come no shooting for victory on seiun too
My gorgeous German wife (snowy edition)
>>551559675>grokKILL YOURSELF
>>551557682>>551557643Why wouldn't you want to use both of them in a single deck?
>>551559447ok just for you anonscorpio lobby9041 7209
>>551559791why is she posing like thiswho is she posing for?
>>551559564>Yes including Maruzensky, she's canonically in her 3rd year of highschool.Exactly like Marine's "seventeen 3rd season" then? Maruzensky's old enough to own a Countach...
>>551559739bourbon has wet, rainy, and taking the lead built in so its easy to get her groundwork skills for this cm i dont have my own taiki either and her affinity with seiun is terrible so I just put mcqueen's unique on her instead
>>551556873Because Umamusume has been a wit game since day one, it matters more than anyone thinks, especially on end closers (t. Taishin fag)
>>551559880she's a goddessme
>>551559675>A heel type character>She's a mopey nervous wreckThey should've made her a chuuni.
/uma/club is gonna poach your top earners again Danchous. How does that make you feel?
>>551559830Because I want to make the most out of Finemo, while she's still the hottness.
>>551559903Vtumor OUT
>>551559794>>551559903No she's legitimately in Highschool because time in umamusume passes funny. Rudolph for example has been president for what should have been like 50 human years but in reality she's also only in her 3rd year of highschool.
>900 wit>has mid-race skills>still ends up at the bottom of the pack mid-race every timejust powermaxx guys
what does prudent positioning do without dodging danger, is it good taking by itself?
>>551560051Is that the club with the weirdo danchou who posts about his giveaways and posts like a homo?
>>551560180Wet is -50 power and there's a long uphill in mid-race that slows you down based on power. So basically you got hard power checked by the hill.
>>551560247>like a homo>like
>>551559851I was able to join but my umas really are not yet ready for competitive I hope I can get them to group B
>>551560247yes
Taiki or Oguri for the long term? won't be pulling for uma until Machan
OSHI GAMING lost
>>551560051Hot spring vacation with Tachyon wife…
>>551560128Is Tracen contained entirely within the hyperbolic time chamber?
>>551560431The ads. Buy them.
>>551560372
Who is the best boy wife?
>>551560337Yea?>>551560368A cult, I tell you!
>>551560128Huh I guess Oguri and Tamamo being same year as everyone from group B makes sense because of their timeline. Still is weird regardless
>>551560612Biko.
>>551560372Have you ever sang umapyoi while running at the gym>>551560560mom come pick me up I'm scared
>>551560560Did she have a miscarriage
yes yes power does not matter on a wet track with an uphill keep witmaxxing bros :))
>>551560560Daily 30 minute makeout session with Tachyon.
Randomly got an uma stan hint. Is this shit okay for fronts next cm? I have no skills to buy.
>>551560801thanks cappu i sure will :)
>>551560871It's good skill but requires 3+ umas nearby. It generally doesn't activate on fronts.
>my uma is actually winning CM roomsBros Im normally such a shitter this is making me amped to seeSHES SO CAP (as in PEAK)
>>551560372Took me a while to realize why trainer looked weird. It's because he's a guinea pig
>>551560871No, but it’s worth buying rare skills on most parent runs just in case it drops a grey spark
>>551560801RETARD
It is official. Donkeys exist in the umaverse.
>HOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEH ARIGATOOOOOOOOOOU
>Accidentally click watch race in team trials>Dirt team>Speed through it since I don't like skipping>El in second place>Doesn't activate unique>Check stats>490 stamI've been running her for over a month with no unique activation points.... Class 6 is not valid.
5819 4304 scorpioNO BLOCKING ALLOWED if any of my umas get blocked then the race doesnt count
>>551561087
>Neicha keeps bringing me squids>get the onsen ticket as wellI'm concerned
>>551561091I regularly post about needing this EROTIC MARE's crotch slammed in my face. What are you on about?
>>551561138You're getting raped
>>551561091I'll always be Gran Alegria's fan so she has at least one fan
>>551561091I love her mile puns
>>551561087Can we go 1 thread without pr0n being posted
rooms92034880920348809266809992668099
I always skip races and rewatch those I win :)
>>551561082But eishin flash is falcos BFF who canonically makes horny
>>551560372>>551560560this wasn't consent, this is rape
>>551561273oh nyooo
>>551561087Surely Ruby will fall her now right?
>>551561087TORENA GET DOWN
>>551560962It feels really weird. Most of the time if I win one room match I feel good about my chances in the cm. Now I'm winning at least a third of them. Freaking me out.
If Umamusume didn't have the porn ban then it'd likely would have the entirety of Blue Archive's popularity, artists and audience while BA would have likely died after it's terrible launch.How do you feel about that?
>>551561383>Die faggotwhat did she mean by this
>>551561091I love her
Does Torena wear a towel at the hotspring
>>551561087Can I stick it in?
>>551560372What a coincidence. I also sing umapyoi to myself in my everyday life.
>got an s rank golshi run with s long, straightaway spurt and fast learner>lost the final unity cup match so i couldn't get no stopping meBITTER GLASSE IT IS ON SIGHT
>>551561408Trainees can't rape their torenas. It's like marriage so it comes with the responsibility.
>>551561483>instead we got tons of BA porn and tons of wholesome uma contentnot a bad trade
>>551561208Neicha sure loves sharing her sex life with Mayacchi.
>>551561483>/bag/gots would be /here/No thanks
Playing a sad song for the dead WEI poster. RIP
>>551561483>instead we got a wholesome fanbase while BA is filled to the brim with SEA sexpestsyeah good trade I'd say
>>551561483>if cygames weren't strict about porn the fanbase would all be pedophilesI think you're telling on yourself a bit here
>>551561483It's kind of funny how out of all gacha communities blue archive has this unspoken rule of being top of the food chainNo one fucks with cunny fans I guess
>>551560019fuuuuck that would've been good
>>551561768>>551561740Hey, those degenerates helped fix my carpel tunnel pain. What has /uma/ done for me?
>>551561849anon, you cant just post an uma with dedicated posters like ntr or ryan like that
>>551561483>Wanting BA's pedo gooner community in our gamePlease kill yourself. No one would miss you, not even your family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymUJgnUKXo8it's over
>>551561637We all do...
Which one bwos? I want to end my suffering
>>551561951buy an ad
>>551561483Nothing more sad than seeing otaku relinquish their cultural mainstay to a korean IP.
>>551561483that's good news, hopefully they don't wander around these threads, they should know they're not welcome here
>give up and build bermuda triangle>lose to this
>>551561826BA is weird because it has the reputation of being all pedophiles or lolicons but you go to /bag/ and it's all loud hagfags screaming about how much they love the few hags in the game or how they only care about who has the biggest tits while endlessly seething about the loli characters.JP/CN is still mostly lolicons but the west can't help but shit themselves at the thought or sight of an underage character for some reason.
i am a BA gooner umas for me?
>>551561951anon, it won mobile game of the year, had a span of about a month where it was on the steam top charts, consistently goes back up when a big banner hits, and had just about every streamer play it for about a week straight when it came outits already popular
>>551561849I'm a fan of ntr though
>>551561483>How do you feel about that?I feel great about that.
>>551562178maruzensky
>>551562178how do you have a BA in gooning?
>>551562034right, is dodging danger and prudent positioning that good?
Neicha no don't call it that
>>551562192You don't exist
>>551562174JP/KR BA is loliconsGLB BA is ironic lolicons that talk about how they're such huge lolicons or love cunny so much but their favorite characters are asuna, karin and rio and hate hoshino and/or hina
Thoughts?
>>551561951did he really have to shill stella sora in the comments
>>551562446No idea what it is but yes
>>551562034right just for final push and taking the lead, you're n
Are you ready for mant?
>>551562442Why do all the hags have sweaters tied around them in some way?
>>551562442would tap
>>551561768But /uma/ says we're also full of SEAs
>>551562442Sex.
>>551561318>nose nose neckthat was a close onesuch a shame my maru doesn't have Medium S, she does very well in rooms but lacks that bonus speed sometimes
>>551562446Yostar is paying people to do that and he lost his Blue Archive sponsorship due to fans telling him to quite literally get fucked so yeah since those bills aren't paying themselves
>>551562442fucking uggo
Do you guys have that one guy in the club that everyone just tolerates because he pulls his weight, but only just, because he's bad vibes and really obnoxious in club chat?
>>551562140I definitely don't like girls like this.
>>551562446yes anon that's what a sponsorship is
>>551561483i prefer that the audience doesn't make what they jerk off to their entire personality actually
>>551562674you guys have a club chat?
>>551562674yea we laugh at him all the time in the onlyfans group chat
>>551562630streamer sponsorship was a mistake and now these chinks with infinite money won't stop funding them
>>551560051>>551560372>>551560496>>551560560>reddit tachyon
is Finemo the best out of these 3?her skills are the best and she has training effectiveness, but her friendship training is low
why'd it have to be guts...
>>551562563it's an old fashion trend
>>551562442would pump and dump leave a 50 on the pillow and never contact again
>>551562442Sexo
>>551562892it's always guts
>>551562892>800 speed in late aug seniorit's over anon...
>>551562812Cafe is cool, too, though.
bwos /uma/ is being accused of liking NTR...
>>551562442everyime i see her lips i think about her kissing my dick
>>551562840Depending on what else you're running the stam bonus from hishiama is really really good. I'd still give the nod to el for very very rainbow.
>>551563134The genre or the horse?
Here's your JP meta ratings for upcoming umas bwos
>>551563134it's true though
>>551562840Pasa is better. Remember that 36 mood equates to 7 TE.
>>551563264neither, the uma
>>551563134
>>551562442the pearls are around her neck, why is she still seeking for them?
>>551562630>fans telling him to quite literally get fuckedQrd? Sounds based
tamamo LOVE
>>551563283Chiyo looks thoroughly unimpressive, wonder why she's rated so highly.
>>551563283ulala bros...
>lost to thisok that's enough rooms for today I will go cry in a corner. How does this even happen, man
>>551563283>t. chiyoposter
>>551563332but wouldn't that make Hishi better?They're pretty close but Pasa has better events I guess
>>551563385seyana...
>>551561091Huh? Ohamile is popular, anon
>>551563283Is this relative to when they were released or is this factoring in years of meta development and evolved skills? There's no way Chiyo is 9.8/10 out of the gate
aieeeee
>>551563283>White-eye Doberman
>>551563283i'm going to insert into tama
>>551563559Hishi has stam bonus. Different cases
when is the next free pull banneri'm kinda losing excitement here
>>551563385She’s BA-coded desu
>>551563673EXPLODE
>>551563283>Machitan>Full long focus>Stam/guts>9.1In which year? Certainly not before evolved skills.
>>551563716tamamo cross
>>551563283The only uma I want to roll from here is fine motion but then I can't afford to MLB her more useful support form...
Bwos I've just been watching her run her victory lap for like 20 minutes now. I fuckin love this dork.Holy shit there's a unique voice line for an S rank clear.
>>551562335>>551562535Thanks bwos. Holy she just won 4x in a row in pub rooms (excluding the times where my suzuka is solo and gets a free win). I think I'll stick with the right one.
waking up hurts
>>551563283>phone screenshot of a youtube videoplease die, you're too far gone
When does the Fuji Kiseki showtime event end? I want to grind it the same day Dober releases (12/28).
>>551563283Kinda want Mambo for collection purposesEasy skip on the rest.
They need to emergency patch this version of Air Groove into the game ASAP
Paizuri demon
>>551563378Blue Archive wanted to hire Gigguk, CdawgVA, Ironmouse and Zentreya to do paid sponsor streamsFanbase fucking hated it because they're as normie as normalfag goes and hate loli and lolicon contentBlue Archive apologized and cancelled the collabYostar swoops in and offers them all Stella Sora sponsorships instead
>>551563930Weee~i heeeThis anon is UNC
>>551561948>pedo goonerthe enemies are already inside the walls, sir.
>>551563930I'm glad you're here anon.
NTR?
>>551564047They need to emergency patch this version of sweepy into the game ASAP
Pre-debut charming is a run killer
>>551564318why
>New year goal - 5 million fans from 1st to 8th
>>551564359it saps the rest of the run's luck
>>551564123>Fanbase fucking hated itBut shill streams aren't for current fans and they're given a script. I'd do the same but that's because I don't like them.
i got bored with cingray and never finished cour 1
>>551564417that's not even 3 borrows a daystop flatlining
>>551564548you didn't miss anything, it's all shounenspicery cranked to eleven after that, season 2 was disgusting abhorrent brown trash
>>551564318guaranteed to kill your run:- early charming- medium S- fast learner- triple rainbow in early senior
What kinds of businesses irl allow you to train girls for success like Umamusume? This game has shown me it might be a very good career choice
is prepared to pass that bad
>>551564548i liked cour 1, i'm missing cour 2
Hey /uma/! Got an exciting weekend lined up for us with two G1s back to back. First off, we got the Hopeful Stakes G1 in about 8ish hours or so. Here are the entrants! As usual, there are also many races that happen before the main G1 if you’d like to tune in to those as well. I’ve also included the training video for each horse if you’d like to see how they run. Hope to see you there and hope you guys had a good Christmas!Stream link:https://kick.com/b01doghosTraining video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuRZrRPfe-I
>>551564697teaching
>>551564359A run can only have so much luck and early charming saps a lot of it
>>551564047>>551564176They need to emergency gift all Geisha cards to White players
>>551564318pre-debut charming as mayarun as my cock
>>551564697pimp
>>551564708Never heard this gaslight before
>>551564536Yes but why would you want to advertise the game with the biggest reputation as a loli game or pedo game to the most normie and anti-loli corners of twitch? It's no real surprise why they rioted and screamed about not wanting them because ads are meant to get people that would like the game into it not people who would fucking hate the game into it
>>551564748don't carebuy an adgo back to /umajp/ faggotand stop avatarfagging as stego
Cinderella Gray is the best uma anime without a doubt.
>>551564748AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEITS TIME FOR THE HOPELESS STAKES
>>551564697nips are and have been ahead of us since decades ago
>difficulty 5>mood drop on raceday and she HAS to winAIEEEEE
>>551564909Take your meds you fucking schizo
I forgot about these.Do they have any use other than getting Sweep Tosho SR to MLB? Any future cards I should save them for?
>>551564909fuck off faggot
>>551563504post your best ace
>>551564748My money is on Winners Nine and Ask Edinburgh.American blood strong.Also>Winners Nine>Doesn't get Gate 9R I G G E D.
>>551564697Teaching. Holy shit, is that why I love this fucking game so much? Don't care, not going back. Flipping burgers pays more.
>>551564946You have been saving your alarm clocks right anon?
>>551564748I careyou can adstay here friendand post images of whoever you want
>>551564957>>551565028discord invite sister???
>>551565125Meds NOW
>>551564748Ask Edinburger my GOAT
>>551564697Pick a sport and become a trainer. I suggest former Soviet bloc country and train for gymnastics.
>>551564123>this was only a week agodamn i was sick last week and didn't pay attention to much shit going on
>>551564959aV guts
>>551564748did the Arima Kinen happen already? I missed it
>People lining up to get in first when the racecourse opens
>>55156512510 bucks this is the same faggot who calls everyone brown/indian
https://jiggie.fun/SCaQgshttps://jiggie.fun/SCaQgshttps://jiggie.fun/SCaQgs
>>551564748Regaleira will win this year Arima, she is the strongest mare right now and strong mares are insaneThe only real threat is Admire Terra (forma sin jinete)
>>551564697This game is just a daughter simulator desu
>>551565125schizotard...
>>551565339No, the Hopeful Stakes is one day before the Arima Kinen so you didn’t miss anything. Here’s the lineup for that if you’d like to see as well
>>551562442Must roll for me. I'll pay pig if I have to. I love hag honses.
>>551565339Arima Kinen is in 32,4 hours
>SEAhours over>thread quality dropshmmmm im nyooooooooooooooooooooticing
>>551565346I would do this with a dacchi
The keiba pipeline is real
>>551565346makes sense if they have general admission ticketsdudes just want to get a decent enough view of the track
>>551565346Arima day is gonna be pretty crazy
>>551564959Windy is the best SR speed at the moment but most people haven't pulled much on her and already have Sweep/KingPower Nishino and guts Ayabe are both very good in MANT and there's only one banner for Ayabe before you need her (it's right at the start)
>>551565590Urara wouldn't be able to notice that
>>551565080
>>551565598this you?
This is me btw.
>>551565929hey roppei
>>551565929roppei..
>>551565929fuck you roppei
>>551565586I'll post onsite images of it
>>551565728I have over 500 now. There is no excuse.
>>551565929Belno's REAL husband
>>551566068>only 500ngmi
>>551566068
>>551565975>>551565992>>551566001It's Musaka!
mcqueen on suicide watch
>>551565314For MANT only, I assume?>>551565673Oh fuck, I got her to MLB with my kitasan pulls, been using my sweepy still. Do we get free pulls during Ayabe's banner? I'm probably not gonna spend carats for an SR card.
I am fucking tweaking, this shit has me so fucking giddy, it might be an hour till midnight but I want to go for a run now>>551566009YAY!
>>551566260>beating mcqueen at the spring tenno sho by over a distanceryanGOD
would it be better to run my own runaway suzuka or an evil natie? i dont want suzuka to win by the way i just want others suzukas to eat shit
>>551566390suzuka
>>551566390The guaranteed way to kill Suzuka is to run your own. I've had my solo Suzuka win through 2 evil natures in the room. She dodges all-seeing eyes every time.
>>551566390Suzuka. Nature doesn't kill Suzuka.
>>551566068use one of those clocks and reread that first post
>>551566260>when a boy beats a girl in sports
Man, I've spent way too much time on this game this year
>>551566337Ayabe is on the NTR banner and there's some free pulls on it (I think JP got 80). She's also on rate up.
NTR AV
>>551565792I'm actually the other guymy fuarking heroes, they're so cool
>>551564536One of the guys was a "loli = pedo" advocate so they got pissed.
>>551566624
Do Belnos exist irl?
>>551565080You can't use clocks on difficulty 5, baka
>>551566815Yes, there are female coaches
>>551566768This looks like the start of a hentai
>>551566802Nah I have too much integrity to do that. I've also spent money so its not a risk I'm willing to take. Especially since I was around to witness what happened to grubbers.
>>551566908I don't know why Dia-chan would drug them...
>>551566390suzie runs so far ahead that most deboofs won't even connect
>>551567060all seeing eyes is literally the only relevant debuff in the game with a non-infinite range
>>551564748>Where are you going?
>>551567140why would they name it all-seeing eyes if they only see 10m ahead of youdumbasses
why this falcon always loses when she's so smart?
Sex with Verxina
>>551567256vf sloppy seconds
>>551566624i have over 1200 careers done bwo...
>>551567231>front>NSMneeds more guts
>>551567256verxina-trainer NTR via gentildonna
>>551567336That's a different horse you retard
Does the Spurt phase really exist outside of skill triggers?The only thing that I can find that actually matters for the last 1/6th is that the tiny random speed changes get disabledbut for speed and accel purposes only, the spurt is just late-race, no?
>>551567231Is she supposed to win scorpio?because uh... you lack like 300 speed and medium S wouldnt hurt
>>551564748Nowhere Man's winning live would be so good
>>551567436he's claimed that one and seiun too you're too late
>>551567231Well she's missing over 300 speed for a start
>>551566161*Komi's
>>551567421verxina trainer and top road?how did gentildonna do it...
>>551567060e-even with late surger savy?
>>551566768>Dia-chan is from ArgentinaShe talks in spanish better than Condor?
>>551567789her mom is from Argentina, not her
>>551566652Gotcha, thank you.
>>551567702We share a birth day, thats neat
>>551567789Needs McQueen peeing herself.
Trainers are hotter than umas
>stops giving speed rainbows after the summer camp>doesn't give medium Snooooo
>>551567789Deep Impact sure loved his Latinas huh...
>>551567456Spurt is the last stage of the race where all umas will attempt to run at top speed disregarding stamina. Properly built umas will begin their spurts the moment late race starts though.
>>551566161>>551567702*Fumino's
ningen pussy is better than uma pussy, ningen pussy always tight and juicy uuuuuooohhh ningen pussy is so nice and sweet
>>551565590Guy who just remembers to post the foil of this every 8 hours or so
>>551567982>Iron over shooting Based retard
>>551568004>>551567932many are saying this
>>551561849how dare you. TopRo is cute and I love her
>>551568054pic unrelated?
Seiun Sky is actually really cute
>>551568037paces are the new lates
>>551568004no one that tasted a uma pussy before would say this
>>551568037>shootingI'm not training a front runner bwo...
beeru and pizza...unbeatable combo
Turbo...
>>551568054>>551568127That's an uma...
>>551567932>>551568004Go away Kiryuin>>551568054>Tazuna>Ningen
>>551568164He's right you know
>>551562442She makes Maru look young and fresh.
why does maruzensky have 20% wit growth when she's literally a dumb bimbo in-game
https://jiggie.fun/QHakDxhttps://jiggie.fun/QHakDxhttps://jiggie.fun/QHakDx
>>551564748is there a way to watch previous races of the entrants? i looked a few up on netkeiba but all the videos are paywalled
>>551568408she lives on her own, that takes some wit
>>551568164My oshi? Yes, Seiun Sky
>>551568408Studied under Aristotle
>>551566390You actually need to make a semi competive Suzuka to kill another one.. If you don't have groundwork TTL and Concentration you aren't going to catch and spot struggle one that does.
Super Creek?
>>551567995I can't find anything that matches that with the pdfs explaining the mechanics
>>551568369I can see why his irl owner loved all the porn made.
>>551568552Experts say: yes.
>>551568408>He fell for it
>>551568164yep, now this is a perfect wife
>>551568408Smart enough to drive a car
Seiun Sky or Cheval Grand?
>>551568552what would paizuri with super creek feel like?
>>551568369>>551568505>>551568736
>meanwhile in the main timeline
>>551568552Something would be creaking alright
Post Super Creek webms!
>>551568906rude
>>551568959Super Creek webms!
Why did the last thread get nuked?It's archived, but all of the posts are gonemod misclick?
>>551568454you can just look them up on youtube
>>551569082I spilled water on it, sorry
>>551569323Nothing ever happens.
I'm gonna melty if I have to go all the way to 0 for these
>>55156932350/50
>>551569323you gotta, those stats are glue enough so there's nothing to lose
Does Tracen background check their trainers? Imagine there being a trainer who wants to fuck his trainee. That would be terrible.
>>551569323You'll either fail or succeed so it's 50/50
>>551557139>crybaby attention-seeking brat who broke her leg thrice>literal who who's supposed to be part of the golden generation but didn't won a single G1, Air Jihad's uma spot died for thisENTERSYMBOLI FRAUDOLF'S LINEAGE OF SCAMMERS
Role model dad Kitasan...
>>551569323It's still 50/50
>>551569534what do you think a background check is?you Tazuna's gonna break into your house and exfiltrate your browsing history?
>>551569534Yeah terrible haha...
>>551569534they only accept virgin trainers
>>551568003Fumino belongs to Creek
>>551568408Sexy dumb bimbo>>551568552Need more sex mommy
>>551569534Tracen doesn't mind anal since it doesn't count
>>551569670Also article linkhttps://idolhorse.com/ja/horse-racing-news/japan/japans-super-stallions-the-galacticos-of-shadai/
>>551569957Grass would say this
>>551569957I would not survive anal with Grass Wonder..my dick would be milked dry in no time
>>551568959I wonder if the staff at "CygamesPictures" like Super Creek.
Umamusume are born to run. They are fully capable of running at their top speed while pregnant, and thus there are no restrictions on your trainee’s sexual relations. Childcare isn’t our problem
If this is supposedly the one CM where there'll be six fronts, why is no one using Shatterproof?
>>551570205She has such a sweet face.Her voice is so soft and cute.She could carry me around and goo goo baby anytime.
>>551570218>They are fully capable of running at their top speed while pregnantWind in her Hair...
>>551570330because it's an acceleration skill for mid-race
>>551569670King Halo and Bakushin really diluted the craziness of their bloodlines.
I borrwed a 1LB Biko
>>551564748Probably Anduril, Winners 9 for the Epi blood, Ask Edinburgh for the funfor Arima Kinen I wanna believe in Tastiera, or Admire Terra revenge
>>551570871It's really obnoxious that you can't filter for MLB cards.
>>551569947is marzuensky still fertile? I want to impregnate the hag
>>551570205>>551568552Need Super Creek nursing handjob
human resources meme but with maruzensky and seeking the pearl
I get it now... it's really funny to run 3 fronts because the the ryanfag with three gamblers enters your room and he's just doomed to not proc pump
>>551571018>sort by uncap level>sort by lvl??????
>>551570620fair enough
>>551571227Imagine not picking Let's Pump and Angling on your pacers
What should I do for the first anniversary selector tickets? My SSRs don't seem worth investing in at low 0 or 1LB
>>551570871>>551571018the fuck are you guys doing, go on the db and follow someone with an mlb
>>551571345gross
Ah, it happened again.They should just make this menu a real thing.
>>551571345cute
>>551568164I went from 'I'll just borrow' to must pull when I saw some footage of her career
>>551571583How rude.
>>551571604
>>551571548mlb creek or wait until you pull to 2lb on another ssr and then use it on that
>>551571565I've followed several people with MLB. The problem is people I have followed for parents have bad card borrows. This is what I get for passively filtering out the guy who hasn't logged in for 5 days.
hehe....
>>551568827I can't answer this
>>551571767I want to take that pillow and smother her with it.
>>551571721oh, i see. yes it is obnoxious that you cant favourite followsmy yaeno borrow dude hasnt logged in in 120 days, fine by me, means he won't change it
>>551571706Is MLB Creek much of an upgrade over 3LB?
>>551571893It's less annoying with double starting friendship but it's not the jump say fine motion or kita gets
i was sitting over here grinding away at level 5 for fujis event when i ended up making a potential cm8 ryan
building a horse without 20% speed growth is worse than aids
>>5515720834 golds, a dent head and a dream
>>551569082>its realwtf
>>551572083I'm afraid she's retarded
>>551572230>>551572295who needs brain when youve got brawn :)
>>551572397Hear hear
>>551569082>>551572260now we can reuse the thread
where the FUCK is dober
>>551572448Rob roy is too cute to be hanging around that retard midget.
>>551572476that's like letting all the cum drip out of you before inviting another anon to fill you up again
>>551572546Tomorrow
>>551572476about that...
Does it still count as a good end for the Fuji event if I lose to Riko but then win URA finale?
I get it now Tachyon fags.She just does whatever she wants and faces no consequences.
>>551572546?
So anyone has a favorite for this Sunday aroma kinen?
Which card is the best stat stick? And is Christmas Mayano worth pulling if my main style is Front Runner?
>>551572668Correct. URA win is all that matters.
>>551572668yes
>>551572689>aroma kinenimagine the smell
>>551572083one accel is rarely enough these days in the cuttthroat global. ofc, depends whether you want to win a lot or just enough
>>551572603yeah i feel dumb i scrolled to the bottom so i didnt notice the archived message
>>551572742>>551572757Sweet thanks
>>551572707Yes It's a luxury pull for the front whales especially given our up coming pull schedule
>>551572804Smells like mambo
>>551572707If you want to burn money sure, otherwise pull on summer maru like a normal person.We'll be getting 2 vouchers during the 1.5 anni again (1 free 1 paid) that you can both use on her, so 200 pulls for 1lb will do you fine as well
does red shift inherit work for fronts this cm
>>551572568
>>551572814cm6 was the first ever cm i won, although it was b finals. so im perfectly content with making it to finals with the umas i made along the way :)
>>551572814full power pump/angling/shooting/keep it real is basically 2 accels
>>551572941nyo
>>551572941no
>>551572602my heroes! and... king jobber, I guess...
>>551572971ugly boy
>>551572707I recommend this to see actual stats outputhttps://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/283210
Remember, every run the bot does for you, the bot is fucking your Uma. You only have yourself to blame for getting cucked.
>>551572804i will be sniffing Machitan.
>>551573142>he thinks a thread full of ntr posters don't want to be cucked
>>551573142Good thing it's only fucking Ryan.
Why are all the posts in the last thread gone I was gonna reread someone's post
>>551573142hehe...
>>551572707Amazon if you want the staminaVodka if you want the powerMihono if you're training a frontMihono is the best pure statwise, but her skills are dogwater
>>551572869>>551572938What if I already have Maru?>>551573071Thanks
It's always Christmas somewhere.https://jiggie.fun/aTeQ8hhttps://jiggie.fun/aTeQ8hhttps://jiggie.fun/aTeQ8h
I cant wait until the first botting banwave hits.
>>551572707>Which card is the best stat stick?Hishiama or Bourbon, depending on your preference for stamina or power bonus
>>551573142>t. doesnt know how to install the bot
>>551573329i ate it
>>551573160I HATE HAGS
>>551573142Why do you think its probably mostly SEA using the bots? They love that shit
>>551573392who's botting
>>551573451Oguri would say "eated"
>>551573574im bottoming, does that count?
>>551573574A guy in my club>getting 20mil fans at best in the previous months>hit 100mil this month
>>551573451
>>551573374the support card summer maruzensky, not the umaShe wont come out until like June, but she'll blow Mayano's card out of the water with all the skills she gives. Depending on what umas you plan on pulling for (I assume at least VBourbon right) it might be worth seeing how much you have to save to get her, especially considering the tachyon speed banner is shortly after
>>551573451Oguri you fat fuck this is why Folkqueen dosen't love you
Is Prepared to Pass good for sprinters? It seems too likely to trigger during the acceleration phase.
>>551573376if this is the image I will join
>>551573376I'm gonna spurt
Would Spe Rape her trainer once she takes him back home in the country side or is her adoptive mother going to lock both of them in Spe’s room?
>>551573819every mother wants grandchildren
>Gone for a few hours>Come back to see [Deleted] [Deleted] [Deleted] [Deleted] [Deleted] in the last threadWhat the fuck happened, tore-chan!?
>>551573653there's only room for one of us
>>551573819
>>551573053
GO BIG OR GO HOME
>>551573903wtf someone saved it
>>551572707also dont forget we're getting mant in 2 months and mayano only has 5% race bonus (ie dead card)if you want to get one of the upcoming speed cards why not fuku or ntr?
>>551573053dont say that....
>>551574031i save every tama webm
>>551573946>you, our Atlas, left>world falls apartWhy are you surprised?
>>551574000
>>551573660Club name?
>>551574165I'm so sorry for failing you guys....
>>551574029GAMBLE
>they don't believe in himwhat's wrong with the nips? don't they know Nowhere Man will crush the competition
>>551574029see you on the bus
>>551573160I came
>>551559269I'm the only globalbab planning to invest in Tap Dance City
>>551574234Club name is fucking drama nigger eat my ass
>>551574360>haha yes it is me le quirky chungus single fan nobody likes this chungus like me i am the only one haharetard
>>551574360dont care about overdesigned numas
>>551559269she'll have more fans once she's in global, her story is cute
>>551574248hehehe
>>551573979Are mothers always this perceptive?
>>551574450Mambwo...
I know which club you're talking about.
sex with... ningen?
>>551574201>black barsEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>>551574465settle down anon
>>551574360>”haha I am the sole fan of this upcoming Uma”>release date of the Uma draws near>more people become interested in the Uma>”noooooo that was supposed to be MY Uma you guys can’t have her I reserved her in ADVANCE”
>>551574578ningen w*man really have the worst tastes, umas win yet again
>>551574578nah
If the goal is to reach the finish line, why don't the horses just run faster? Are they stupid?
>>551574520Only the good ones>>551574650You didnt need to respond to anon twice other anon
>>551574260>>551574270I have regrets
>>551568253Sounds delicious, anon
>>551574818>dont overdo itAIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>551574809>twice?
>>551574754Thats where (YOU) step in anon!You are the brains for their brawn... usually.
>>551574818
>>551574818RIP
>>551573971There's always room for you beneath me
>>551574983>painis cupcake in 2025whoa....
>>551574754Pain...
>>551574360Wrong. I too am looking forward to Tap Dance City. Love me hags.Tap Dance cityseeking the PearlMaruzenskyWonder Acute
>>551574754>everything on Calstone except Turf/Front/Sprint is a G or D, except Pace which is C>all of her powerups are "if you're in a straight, you go faster"so this is the power of autism
2 months till eos
>>551574818damn didnt know trainer was a fan of chesty puller
>>551574360I will roll for Helios's cursing roommate.
>>551575184grown ass women
>>551574576Gold City bukkake.
>>5515751142 months until our wedding
I'm experimenting
>>551575184>70s 80s>that font>those godly uma
>>551575260its nice to try, make sure to remember, theres no thing as too much lube down there
>>551575184No matter what they do, they're always very sirius about it.
hi
>>551559332I hope they give Falcon some presence if they ever do the overseas scenario with dirt umas.
>>551573348>>551573417Nice, between those 2 it is then>>551573704Ah yeah I forgot that card comes soon damn. Is it doable to get an extra 60k in 6 months? Or should I keep the 60k I already have and wait for VBourbon?>>551574056They don't seem that good imo, Fuku has 0 specialty priority and meh skills. Top Road could be decent though, has ok specialty priority and high TE + race and fan bonus, but I don't really use Pace Chasers much.
>>551572869>our up coming pull scheduleYeah its a pretty packed schedule of>nothing>nothing >Xmas oguri (skippable with a swipe)>nothing for literally all four or more months of MANT >nothing >suddenly 3 meta support cards at once
>>551575378no thanks
>>551559332>orferve some ultimate chuuni emperor god>falco had a better race record yet is depicted like this
>>551575378Hello!
What are the odds?
>>551575378>>551575676Villainous behaviour
>>5515757524/72
>>551575752100%
>>551575447what's the next bakushin/biko tier card where only whales will get it to use alongside whatever the must pull card is
>>551575405I mean the only overseas dirt race falcon raced was the dubai world cup (finished in 10th)...
>>551575447>Xmas oguri (skippable with a swipe)I plan to swipe for something else, and Oguri is my favorite so I'm pulling for her.
I love Rice
>>551575867Maruzensky, probably.
I love noodles.
>bijin guts>haru guts>air groove guts>nishiflower power>marvsunday power >borrow NTRCan I just coast through MANT with that setup? It's 70 race bonus and ebin guts
I prefer Bread
>>551576065Sounds like something a villain would say
>that one jordan soundpost has been autoplaying in my head for the last 30 minutes out of nowhere
I like banananannananananannas!
>>551576135which one?
How many runs at 4x difficulty for Fuji Paizuri's showtime does it take to clear it out, I was out on Christmas break
>>551576063dangerous...
>>551576060Where's your wit card?
>>551575067don't worry, just embody Calstone's spirit and do a light 10min jog at 299792457.986435m/s (that's 99.999999995% of the speed of light) and the time dilation will propel you 2 years into the future, just in time to pull on her banner
>>551576063I like Marv-chan for being the cutest cognitohazard in the franchise but this is nice too
>>551576264>wit >in MANTif he was so dumb to do that he could throw in dober (or natty if whale)
>>551576210the level is how many prizes you get for finishing the run
>>551576210anon, whats 72/4or are you that anon that literally cant do math...
>>551576063Don't do it toreina
you call THAT a dick...?
>>551576460Grass wouldn't say this
>>551576330Umamusume is a wit game. Even in MANT. The best RB deck uses two wit cards.
>>551576330Tachyon has 10% race bonus, much better than dober. Natie is ideal though.
>>551576460Grass is much too polite and Japanese to say thatShe would passively aggressively imply things, then once you were mid sex and her pent up anger issues came out, THEN she would scream frustrations that your dick is not enough
>>551576460
>>551576460idk, El liked it...
>>551576409I haven't touched the event at all, so I don't know how high the bonus is, I just heard Lv 5 was cock and ball torture>18 runs Guess it's time for bakushin spam runs
>>551576520Not a lot of brown tubers agree with you (But yes the neicha card is very good)
>>551576502>>551560372>>551560560
>>551576684Definitely calculate level4, level 5 bricks your runs then you end up with nothing
>>551576846holy moly
>>551576784my bad
This is my new trainee wife, Belno.
>>551576916Belno Light is Kitahara Jo's onahole btw
>>551576982My name is Kitahara Jo
>>551576982I am Kitahara Jo.
Symboli Sirius's card's first event just spooked me in career and wtf she's so cool
>>551576916I would have to slap an umas ass and say "good job" whenever they posed like that.
>>551577054She will trap you in her reality marble forever if you manage to somehow upset her
>>551577027>>551577029one of you is lying...
Deploy the suzuka exploder 9000>Aoi never dated me so I'm missing a couple debuffsI wonder if this is usable or makes no difference
>>551576460no, a DECK, D-E-C-K, get your mind out the gutter
>>551577070also for this>>551577002
>>551576723The real asian (not SEA) agrees though
>>551577147This is why she lost to her in the Mainichi Okan
>>551577138No, we’re both telling the truth.
>>5515764603.5 inches is not that small...
>>551577205hey buddy i think you've got the wrong door, twitter is two doors down
>>551577027>>551577029
ra appreciation post!
>>551577309*kisses you deeply with lots of tongue*
>>551577420AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE DANCHOU DO SOMETHING ALREADY
>>551577420Looks like when I cum to hag horses(I cum rainbows)
>>551577420Now post the jolly version
>>551577147suzuka will just shrug these debuffs off
>>551577070Playing slapass with the umas is all fun and games till they take it as open season to do the same to you.You arent powerfull enough to sustain that level of abuse...
>>551577054I know absolutely nothing about her other than her screaming marvelous. How is her career?
>>551577578
>>551577564>trainees get to look at THAT all daytrainer was asking for it
>>551577630>Short>Big Boobs>SundayThat's all you need to know
>>551577630>How is her career?It's marvelous.
>>551572689brain says regaleira, heart says meisho tabaru
>>551577564god DAMN torena is dressing like a slut today
>>551575036
>>551577630She is literally a walking cognitohazardA marvelous one
>>551577245>mlb fuku yeah that's A LITTLE wishful there
>>551577559how does she shrug dominator and hesitant?
>>551576460>>551576590>>551576642
>>551576460>>551576579Do NOT make me horny for Grass Wonder demeaning my small dick..
>>551577245I have no idea who this is but ive never seen any MANT setup that didnt have a billion guts cards
>>551576460My name is RICHARD you fat assed bimbo
>>551577630My wife's roommate? Absolutely M A R V E L O U S
Grass can turn into a 40 foot tall giant so of course anyone would have a small dick to her
>>551576460Everything looks small when you look like this
Grass WonderGrass HUNGERASS Wonder
>>551576278And then remember you didn't farm carrots in all of that time.
>>551578427YOU RUDE CUNT TAKE THAT BACK
>>551578723...Ass Hunger?
>>551576460>Pardon me, but would you start already? The night is young, there is no reason to hesitate.>...Huh? You already did? Apologies, I must have been too focused in the preparations.>Don't get it wrong, I am enjoying this. Experience is everything, one must start from the begining in order to better appreciate things in the future.
>>5515764603.5in is above average actually, big even.
>>551578843tamamo would say this
>>551578723Ass BLUNDER is more like it, stupid fucking shit-tier honse
>>551578887No she'd say that about half an inch
>>551578843maybe in asia
>>551578427I thought before that the white part of her mouth was her teeth and found it funny trying to indimidate someone while being that fat
stop bullying tamamo
>>551579028I do this
>>551578427https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djj_E9xGfv4
ITS NOT THAT SMALL
Almost Dober Day?
>>551579301its practically a clit. a clitdick if you will
>>551579028I like this pic of her>just for a moment, urara drops the act>"trainer...you know, I don't need all this">h-huh...?>"as long as you're there for me, I know everything will be okay">urara slaps her cheeks>"SO WHAT'S ON THE MENU TODAY TORENA? :D"
>>551578843heard 5 is average...
>>551579427That sounds like something Bakushin would do.
>>551579427
>>551578037the earlier dominator/hesitant proc the better but suzuka with unrestrained/A&S has excellent skill activation timing so the majority of the time it will do nothing
>>551578794
>>551577147from my experience in room matches, there needs to be at least 2 dominators to affect Suzuka
>>551578826Now Grass would definitely say that. And that fact alone is what makes the post so hot.
>>551576201Probably this one
>>551579627so I should run grass as front? ok
>>551579674>>551578794
is grass horny or a prude? I can't tell
>>551579927Horny but acts like a prude
>>551579927she will never be japanese is all ill say
>>551579849Yes
>>551577778regaleira is even more dubious than tabaru. the absolute most rational choice is museum mile, but i would most like to see danon decile and tabaru crossing the finish line together (in either order).
>>551579927she's a pervert who wouldn't hesitate to show her goods in public
>>551576201it's not Jordan-only but I like this one
>>551559013RALKOS MY BRO!
>>551579798I feel bad because I now plan on getting all the gyaru alts.... except the most recent City one.
>>551579924She's smooching my thing in that image
>>551580215
what the fuck is her problem?
>>551580215never heard this song before, did it just come out
>>551580323cute pencil
>>551576460i literally have a 10" dick grass, what the fuck are you on about.
>>551580407Just marry her already
>>551577867
>>551580407she is a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR oisu!>>551580438heh
>>551580490she'll be my third wife as per Allah's will
>>551580407I FUCKING HATE TEIO
Fellow Cappers, what are we planning for Arima Kinen CM? I fear pace promotion is going to be very rare, so I'm thinking Late/End instead
What the fucj was the horse like to have their Uma adaption be the ultimate autist?
>>551580674>>551580674>>551580674
>>551580507devious
>>551580612Pair of eclairs
>>551580694ANONWE HAVE 40 FUCKING IMAGES LEFT
>>551579927>believing a single word that comes out of grass
>https://twitter.com/uma_musu/status/2004390493111964126?s=20If anyone was considering starting JP gentil + orfevre are getting a rerun
>>551580694Idiot. Why so early?
>>551580694retard
>>551580906Maybe I'll fuck around to scratch the free Gibs itch.
>>551580558Pace promotion is bad for oguri dude
>>551580694>early thread>troonjackBASED
>>551580558You could bring your own front.
>>551580558We’re getting Christmas Oguri by then, and she’ll definitely be the better of the two in Arima by a long shot. If people are just recycling their CM6 stuff, we might be spurting for CM8.
>>551580996redshift works, so it's not that bad as she can still accelerate into 1st, saving triumphant pulse defensively
>>551580694couldn't you have used the NN version instead
>>551580906Cygames really milking JP dry huh
>>551569426har har...
>>551580698I want to plap this devious irish lass so badly
>>551579760Grassdom is so hot
>>551582487Agreed. I want her to gently (or harshly) dominate me while never losing that gentle smile or that composed expression
>>551582487>>551583578men of culture
>>551578243I've seen Speed/Wit decks and Guts/Wit decks, but no deck without wit.
>>551573812Did you spurt?
>>551583810
>>551585361Yeah.. Then I did a ten roll in game and got my last Kita dupe.I'm firing on all cylinders tonight.
>>551586781Hell yeah SUPER based!! I swear all the luck happens when you straightaway spurt right before rolls
Jesus Christ Taiki you just pulled this last career
>>551586781Also yes I DO want to make you horny for Super Creek again in case you see this post later, bwo
