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Use pronouns. NOW.
TRANS RIGHTS
why is this run purple
what if radditz went ssj3?
Underrated gem btw
>muh easy modeListen up:Firstly, speedrunning a game on any difficulty is harder than any game-related thing any of you have ever done. Secondly, speedrunning is about going as fast as possible so yes using easy difficulty makes sense, although that still doesn't make the speedrun easy. Hope we've cleared that up.
Stay hydrated yall
Proud migger
Migging
BEJITA BROS WHERE THE FUCK WE AThttps://youtu.be/fdNug80HN84https://youtu.be/4XSPUrjIcm0
>dbzfags genuinely, unironically enjoy the fact that the VA for adult goku is a 90 year old woman
>>730105460THIS RUN SUCKS
Migged into hell
miggin
>>730105524Explain yourself
>>730105558this is why I will never watch dbz in japanese
Mokney.Also, PS2 kino.
>>730105558why would that be a problem?
Vegetasisters...not like this...>>730105558not loving>Sankyu Duragonbarou!!!!
>TFSFUCK NOT HERE TOO
>>730105558sovl
>DBZA spamminghow to tank a run's rating
Videl isn't in this game?
Erm dragonchads why are there trannies on your couch?
Did you know, that the VA for Goku in Japan is actually a game called Doki Doki Panic?
NICEHUGESICKTHIS RUN IS MONEY
https://youtu.be/FZZeOh2DL7MI FEEL THE WIND IN MY HAAAAAAAIRAND IT'S WHISPERING TELLING ME THIIIINGS
I kinda respect that Rixer just has one run and basically travels the world to showcase the one run he can do.
mig
>>730105558Better than that pussyfag crybaby billyjack bitch Sean Schemmel ever was.
>>730105558You'd think they'd at least give a proper VA after Kid Goku but no
>>730105634Still can't get over how Toriyama ruined her by cutting her hair moments after introducing her.
>>730105634god i wish i was spopovich...
>>730105558>>730105602If you don't watch DB in Japanese you didn't actually watch it https://youtu.be/d8dedX2UKDU
Why’s his name Son Gokou?
>>730105598hes jealous youre able to feel anything
>>730105558What were they thinking?>yes this woman who voiced a child can totally do the voice for a man!Nonsense
>>730105519Why didn't Goku ever bring back his brother with the Dragon Balls and redeem him like with Bejita
>>730105672That would be cool if it were a good one
>>730105475Bejitabro btw not sure if that matters...
>>730105695cute
>>730105015>>730105091>>730105126I'm eagerly waiting for your son to get accused of rape by some skank that partied a full week with her """"rapist"""" before condemning everything 10 years latersBtw her "testimony" coincide specifically with a bunch of same testament done in the smash community and 5 years later more than half of them have been proven false as fuck
>They/HePronounfags can't even get the GODDAMN FORMAT RIGHTWHERE'S YOUR POSSESSIVE PRONOUN??
Green Dick (WeeklyTubeShow) > Blue Dick (DBZA)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqfNNuQLIWI
>xir's ladycock was at least this big
>>730105694>Gohan "Cut your hair so the opponent can't grab it."Thanks Tardhan
>>730105634>train for all your life>get completely destroyed to within an inch of your life in your first real tournament>stop fighting forever and turn into a nagging baby factorythey did her so dirty
>>730105695What is she doing?
>>730105598>crying over tumblr tier gamesyou are a tremendous faggot
Where are all the women characters?
Rixer is basically just a speedrun fanboy who does analysis videos on other speedrunners
>>730105820Sitting on my face
>>730105773Cute...howeverCeline Dion (ARDBZ) >>>>>>>> the rest https://youtu.be/SGCtISoOTrA
>>730105646Us scholars respect all women.
>i'm getting old, i'm 30 this year30+ bros... how we holding up
Vajita hairline bros...........
>>730105672He's got the X4 Zero 100% record toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4udqn86y3O8
>>730105780Adam Driver looking ahh motherfucker
AAAAAAATATATATATATATATATATATA
>>730105884Eh I just turned 40
>Team Funny StarFUNNYROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bejitabro btw.
>>730105836Thanks
>>730105750if my son ever did ANY of these>gave alcohol to someone under the legal age>had sex with a drunk person that can't consent>had sex with another man's wifehe would be disowned. what kind of dogshit thirdworld filth raised you? you don't have to believe all women, but you never get children drunk, you never rape and you never touch another man's wife
>>73010583718 isn't till AndroidVidel isn't till BuuBulma is always relevantNobody cares about Chi Chi
I'm 26 with a Nappa hairline
>>730105884Not well.
>>730105835>Ruthless cameraman had to catch his shame in 4k
>>730105884it's over. you can't trust anyone over 30.
>>7301051591 has unironically the best story mode representation of the DBZ anime in vidya. They actually put in work to remake anime scenes instead of half assing it like they always do later
>Bintendo laughs along in understanding at the male hairline aging jokeBut I thought Bintendo was a girl? Shouldn't she not be able to relate?
>>730105936
>>730105870>ARDBZI kneel.
>>730105717wrong
>>730105837Goku's voice
threadly reminder that Bobbeigh assaulted Lovare
>>730105817i never really watched past the Buu saga but doesn't her and Gohan still do the Great Sayaman thing and hunt criminals?>>730105794kek
>>730105646they are bejitasisters
>>730105857He has the world record in this category
>>730105884it gets easierbut it's not done getting worse for you
>>730105978t. persona character
>she
Captain Sinew
>>730105884my 30s have been the best time of my life by far
>>730105597is this real?
Everytime a dono doesn't end in trans rights it feels refreshing, even if it's the most basic thing. The frog is so damn boiled
>>730105884I've had Vegeta hairline since I was 23. Recession has largely stopped, I tried shaving bald but that's so much work to stay clean shaven. I actually hate being stuck in-between.
>>730105817Yeah one thing I didn't like about the show was how every human just got completely power crept.
what if ginyu body swapped bulma lol
Namek saga was so fucking good
There are only two guarantees for a speedrun charity event. The first is Rixer will be there with his Budokai run. Do you know the second?
>>730105939>SHE WAS A 19 YEAR OLD CHILD YOU SICK FUCK! HER BRAIN WASN'T EVEN FULLY FORMED!19 is old enough to know that when your husband begs you to not drink around all of these horny guys, if you ignore him and get wasted anyway, then everything that happens after is at least partially your fault
>>730105835What happened?
>>730105754it's he>this is he speedrun
>>730106012So in the stuff past Buu for all shows, Gohan kinda gives up fighting (except for when the show needs him to do something then he gets another power up) and just does nerd shit. No more SaiyamanVidel gave fighting completely. Spopovitch unironically beat that shit out of her. She trains people in a dojo now.
>>730105979God I wish I was Krillin
IM A HEADBANGA
>>730105979uhh no that would be Budokai Tenkaichi 2
>very easyeh.
>>730106110My fat face reflected on the black screen?
>>730105939>had sex with a drunk person that can't consentthis is literally how most sex and pregnancies have happened in most of human history
Which gdq tranny has the biggest gamer cock
>>730106101Still unsurpassed in anime
>>730106172They consented to drinking.
>>730106182CSM clears
>>730105884I had a 'get off my lawn' moment recently. complained to a company about water bottles i bought not unscrewing properly
>>730105884my 30s are way more enjoyable than my 20s desu
>>730106180Miles has a huge gock
trans rights...
>localization is bad! I hate when they doesn't translate proper and make their own fanfic story!!!!>Uhmm no the American anime version is better, I don't care that they totally changed the characters, changed the soundtrack and have the most generic and boring VA. I watched it as a kid on toonami so its totally different from modern localization!Why are americans on /v/ like this?
>>730106052Spoke too soon anon
>>730105884Still full head of hair but greys coming through.>>730106046Same actually. The 20s I felt so insecure because everyone else was at different stages to me. I felt scared as I didnt know what to do with my life, I felt like I was failing, not doing things fast enough etc. Its so bizarre because you'll know someone still living with their parents, and then someone else getting married and they're both the same age. 30s it all evens out and you feel more confident in your direction in life. The only drawback is that hangovers are REAL bad. It's made me stopped drinking.
>>730106141BT2 has the best what ifs oh man>That one where Raditz bumps his head and becomes good, then regains his memories and flies off into space in his pod to sacrifice himself and crash into Vegeta and NappaUnironically fucking kino
lets raise money for trans rights! hooooooype orb!
is she actually good at smugglers run now or did they just invite her because shes a pretty face?
>>730105695Abi had such a glowup
>>730105939>>had sex with a drunk person that can't consentwhat if the dudes were drunk too and also couldn't consent? is it just a wash at that point?
>"hes being a prick"whoa yikes. thats a ban for future events
>>730105460Did Son Goku say trans rights?
>>730106135Alright fair enough. It does kinda fit with how many women become totally dedicated to the mother role once they have kids. Not like she can contribute anything to a fight anyway.>>730106182kino
FOR ANYONE WHO SAYS THE DUB OF DBZ IS GOOD DEFEND THIShttps://youtu.be/zaLoTA6yICc
>>730106141I stopped playing DBZ games after Budokai 3 because instead of fighting games they turned into weird rock em sock em robots things
>>730106101Yeah I enjoy watching 2 guys float in the air and talk for 50 episode while sometimes they fight for like 1min and then take turns powering up
>>730106224I had my first "kids these days" moment.
>>730106237this. all bad localizations should be illegal.
>teamfourstar DONATEDFUCK, I CAN'T ESCAPE THEM
TEAM FUNNY STAR... MY HEROES...
>>730106224based boomer moment
>>730106229Same, not sure why I was dreading it
>>730106307read the manga, I hate anime filler too.
>>730105820playing san andreas i think or some ps2 game
>>730106302>He stopped playing before the best DBZ games came out ?
>>730106281He'd definitely say that, he's kind of retarded like that.
>>730105979I wanna eat 18's cyborg asshole
>>730105939>had sex with a drunk person that can't consentWell he couldn't consent either so he is more of a victim than anything else desu> what kind of dogshit thirdworld filth raised you?Same dogshit thirdworld that make you absolve some thots behavior because she was obviously raped for a full week going back to it everynight
Enough...with...the....TEAMFOURSTAR REFERENCES
>another donation TRANS RIGHTS!>.......The runners clearly want nothing with that shit, kek
>>730106302FighterZ is the only one that's a real fighting game
>>730105884you just reminded me I'm turning 33 this year.
>>730106237the localizers had better taste than toriyama, simple as
>>730106302>>730105979Does Android 18 pee, fart, and poop?
>panpedo donation
Rixer sounds surprisingly like a native speaker despite being from Denmark, I think. Or is it that Danish and English are relatively close linguistically?
>>730106248drinking is fine you just need to remember to actively drink water as well, otherwise there is hell to pay
>>730105845It'd be really cool to have some of the HP games being run on GDQ. Surprised there haven't been any for a long time.
I'm getting paid to watch this shit.
>YES I ACKNOWLEDGE GRAND TURD>THANK YOU TORIYAMA (no relation to GT)???
The only DB games that matter are >Budokai 3>Budokai Tenkaichi 2/3>Xenoverse 2>FighterZ>Advanced Adventure>Supersonic Warriors 2
>>730106267Abigail is so hot now that she’s a drugged out whore.
>>730106404Modern fighter yes, Dragon Ball Super for PS2 was a legit 3D fighter and not an arena fighter.
>>730106430he managed to save it by naming GT. Clever.
What's teamfourstar?
>>730106398They're ESAers so they're not used to it.
Reminder that Kai is infintely better than Z, especially the English dub.
>>730106453Be cool to see that Hogwarts game run.
>>730105979is she fully functional?
trans rights
>But Tien, the doctor said you if donate any more for trans righ->That's why we don't see he/him anymore...
>>730106372>>730106273>>730106117never have children>>730106172>islam blocks your pathretard
>>730106430All I said was Pan and Giru are my favorites.
>Budokai is 23 years old>Super Mario 64 is almost 30
POV:>You're Krillin and you just woke up
>>730106435Danes usually have a strong accent that sounds like they're having a dick down their throats, so I was surprised to hear that he's from there
>>730106528sex
>IF THEY SET THAT ANDROID FREE IT'LL BE THE END OF ALL OF US! >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Do this is now the trans rights marathon huh. You'd hear it occasionally before but last two events it's non-stop
>>730106468the deer licking pan nipples scene was thanks to toriyama
>>730106495It was a briefly amusing dragonball z parody dub. It's extremely self-referential and not particularly funny.
>>730106531Wheres the mustache?
>>73010652319yearolds are retards bro
>>730106563Krillin wonned
>>730106528>it's hereMy hounds................FEAST.
>>730106296Why do dubfags hate granny Goku, but love granny Freeza?
>>730106501>Shitty ass fucking redrawn scenesNah
This is just a long play.
>>730106582Because of recent events it's more necessary than ever
>>730106508Anon... The troons would not allow it. I believe all the Harry Potter games are banned from GDQ.
>>730106496have you watched ESA? it happens there too. admittedly less though, but fuck you ESA asslickers
>>730106563BITCH I NUTTED INTO YOU FIVE TIMES LAST NIGHTI'M GOING TO TRAIN WITH GOKU, GO CHECK IF YOU'RE PREGNANT
>>730106584the HWAT
>>730106607frieza is an alien so it's ok
>>730106101I wish the anime wasn't my experience, I fucking hate blue balls Z
>>730106394team three star fan spotted
>>730106453They are still forbidden
>>730106613that looks so funny
>Trans rights!>*audience laughs like a laugh track*
>>730106621That can be said about like 60% of the runs so far
Why is the donate reader just interrupting and reading donations without even asking if its ok? They were clearly annoyed about it
>>730106468He designed the ship, and gave it the name GT in the first place, retard-kun
>>730106592HE SHAVED IT, YOU IDIOT!
What’s the point of GDQ and GDQ threads when ESA and RTA exist?
>Piccolo's kickHeard that as something else
Seeing how an ESA regular acts at ESA vs GDQ is pretty interesting. He's coming off so.. muted and awkward right now. Like he doesn't know how to react to the trans rights stuff, the weird jokes in donations, his awkward chuckles etc.
>gonna miss the stellar blade runI just wanted to get a peek of the burqa mod
>>730106657So is Goku, retard
>>730106523>islamyeah dude, there's a religion that really protects women. a 19 year old partying at a con is a travesty but a 12 year old getting married off to some old dude is totally fine
>Dragon ball z in the west is literally just a bunch of TFS memesIt's over.
>>730106528pan is my favorite too>>730106574bless toriyama
>>730106643Infinitely less, most runners are normal too with the notable exception of lumilaura and its crew
Which one on the couch is the she/her?
>>730106523I'd tell you to have many children so you prodive more thots for the world but they'll prolly cry rape 10 years later and like a dumbfuck you'll trust emBut given your male feminist views you probably won't ever be in any position to ever procreate lol
>>730106708danke herr doktor
Americans don't even love dragon ball, they clearly just love TFS and their shitty VAs
How fucked is his hairline
>>730106563EHHHHHHHH!? YOU'RE SAYING GOKU INSTANT TRANSMISSIONED HERE WHILE I WAS SLEEPING, AND FILLED YOUR WOMB WITH HIS S-CELLS WHILE IN SUPER SAIYAN 4 FORM TO ENSURE THE BABIES WILL BE PRIME MONKEY MATERIAL FOR YOU TO GIVE BIRTH TO A NEW RACE OF SAIYANS?AND HE LEFT ME A LITTLE SURPRISE BY WIPING HIMSELF OFF AFTER HE FINISHED USING MY POLICE UNIFORM? SO I CAN WALK AROUND ALL DAY WITH HIS SCENT ON ME AND REMIND MYSELF OF YOU TWO?well what can I say except....YABBA DABBA DOOO
Was Goku a genius or a retard during the Cell games?
piccolo kick
>i made a youtube videothat's the story?...
>>730106605you have no power here
>>730106237we are right
>>730106667the games that must not be named
>>730106682they dont care about the runs anymore
>>730106682What happened here? Did they tell the guy he was not allowed to show an emote on the crowd cam? I have seen them remove signs and stuff like that before. No fun allowed.
>>730106765>19 year old partying at a con is a travesty but a 12 year old getting married off to some old dude is totally fineThis but unironically
>>730106814yes
DBZ ruined Dragonball
>>730106710Loud and extroverted americans vs reserved euros has been a trope for at least two hundred years. Do you even Henry James?
>>730106775Is this official?!
>>730106764goku is human-passing so he doesn't count
>>730106814goku has always been a based retard
>>730106805standard nordic hairline
>>730106501lol no
>>730106836>power
how long until they start singing
>>730106656>>730106775
Did Krillin get cucked out of his strongest human award by Roshi?
>Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 community interprets my comments when having a bad day as "wanting to shoot up a convention and take us with him">AGDQ Budokai run has 45k viewersGuess I wasn't as bad of an influence on the Dragon Ball community as you thought I was. Fucking losers.
why did Super suck so much with the animation...?
>>730106705Even better, reallyreallylongathon exists.
>>730106765>doesn't read the post>feels compelled to reply with an utterly irrelevant post that has nothing to do with my ownholy retardwas it really so much effort to check the post i was replying to and then use your single digit IQ to realize that mudslimes do not drink alcohol but still have childrenholy FUCK you are so giga retarded i am in shock how do you BREATHE
>>730106814Okay so he gave the senzu because he wanted Cell to be beaten at his best And I also say him not telling Gohan was fine because then Gohan would be trying to get mad and wouldn't be able to (as shown in Buu when Goku told him to get mad and he couldn't)However he didn't see Gohan figuring it out on his ownAt the end of the day, Vegeta and Krillin are the biggest retards for letting all this happen
>>730106932YABBA DABBA DOOOO
>>730106805>Name 100 Speedrunners RunI was one of the 100 that he named
>>730106883
Remember when Tien was cool
>well as a mother and a fireman I was wondering what you guys thought about diversity in America?>well you see I'm heavily into diversity. I'm like a man with a womb lactating-,,>no you're the one that's confused. I'm the one who eats Alaskan salmon and children from Alabama. I speak English, I eat German food, I practice French adultery and I weight as much as Vatican City. I'm an American.playing GTAwhat are you guys playing?
>Sonic Adventure with pride shoe colorThe run is ZZZ before it starts
>>730106932lol wtf has roshi even done?
>>730106932roshi's too busy fucking the homonculi of the z-fighter's wives he wished shenron for to contest the title
why whites use black lingo
>>730106997digimon world 1
He’s going to go over estimate.
inb4 trans rights
>>730107016He stopped being a coomer and his power level got magnified by a thousand or something
>>730106958Rushed productionThat's why Daima had great animation, they took their time
>>730106584>it is imperative this scene makes it in!...f-for character development
>>730106864I liked the sense of adventure this had, pity new games are always just DBZ shit.
>>730107016bulma
might rate this one an A not sure yetits a solid broadcast
>>730107001FUCK
>>730107052He wouldn't...
muted
>>730106972you sound very mad :^)
>>730106958I miss cel animation so much
>>730107001I FUCKING CALLED IT
>>730106864Is there a single shonen series that doesn't get ruined by magical powerlevel creep? Feels like a lot of them start somewhat grounded in terms of their setting, but go completely bonkers.
Do people still play sparking zero?I feel like I haven't heard anyone talk about that game since release.
has anyone in this event actually watched dragon ball or did they just watch TFS
>>730107094I'm enjoying it but I'm worried about over estimate
>>730107139Jojo and Yu-Gi-Oh
>>730106218don't even know what the fuck that stands for and don't tell me i don't care
>>730107052he's a pro, he's got this
>>730106974Krillin not wanting to kill an innocent person who he was crushing on hard was excusableVegeta is the true and utter retard, like literally always
>>730105740Because the entirety of DBZ is full of ideas that were completely forgotten about in later chapters.
>>730107007post the best girl from Bitchtank, Haley
>>730107134>Sonic fans are gayWhoa you gotta be psychic or something how'd you predict that?
>>730107145No, Sparking Zero was fucking shit and died a month in>Shitty stages>Lot of BT3 mechanics and characters and shit were thrown away>Barely any support >$70
>>730106613>>730106909The original Z dub is fucking dire. Awful voice acting and the script alters everyone's characterisation. Kai is actually a faithful recreation of the Manga. It's hilarious that people generally are subs > dubs except when it comes specially Z, a fucking AWFUL dub.
>>730107152I never watched dragon ball, but I've seen DBZA like 20 times. The original anime sucks.I read the dragonball manga 20 years ago
>>730107173Jojo was WAAAY better before the stand shit
LET ME SHOW YOU THE ULTIMATE TERROR
>>730107153what happens when they go over estimate? a trannybomb explodes and they get a * in the chart?i only care when i hate the runner and i can use it to be mean
keep an eye on that estimate....
SAY IT WITH ME
>29:30uh....... a bit close.
>>730106958watching DB/Z every day on TV as a kid/teen was so exciting. haven't felt like that again except maybe attack on titan. wish more anime was that enjoyable
>>730107228>Kai is actually a faithful recreation of the MangaNo it isn't and if you say this you either grew up with Kai or never read the manga and just regurgitate this lie
Why do browns enjoys these games?
I still don't know whether "is cheeks" means something is good or bad
clutched
>>730107267UNDER ESTIMATE
>>730107267Under estimate TRANS RIGHT!
>>730107139Fullmetal Alchemist
RATE THE RUN (Except for BEJITA fags)
>>730105740Because they use them to bring back people who deserve it or it's done by accident like Vegeta the first time. Remember that the afterlife is literally real and Goku knows about it. He isn't out to redeem every villain, if they're dead they can be redeemed in the afterlife.>>730107262>what happens when they go over estimate?I deduct a point and cut myself
just BARELY underestimate
>>730107228>It's hilarious that people generally are subs > dubs except when it comes specially Z, a fucking AWFUL dub.Most Americans will claim the dub is better for nearly every toonami show they watched as a kid.Has nothing to do with nostalgia!
>>730107301this post is cheeks
>>730107294but they are all white?
>>730107272>>730107267>>730107264I-I WAS WATCHING HIS AFTERIMAGE THE WHOLE TIME?!
fuck trans rightsi rep pan rights
>>730107152gatekeeping a shitty kids anime is hilarious
UNDER ESTIMATE
>>730107301Bad. For example, speedrunning this game is cheeks.
>>730107139Bleach
>>730107301Think about where cheeks are on your body
>>730107327C
>>730107301If you are gay it's good. If you are straight it's bad.
>>730107267FAGGOT>>730107327A
Went to bed last night during that doom clone game with dog mode. Anything noteworthy happen since then?
In 6th grade we used to have kamehameha wave contests
420 Rate it
>>730107327B, I thought it was solid. Short. Nothing bad.
>>730107327SSS
>>730107327B, solid
>>730107327S for Staying under eStimate
>>730107327BWasn’t bad
>>730107327B
>>730106682>that webm>tranny screeching: DONT FUCKING SHOW A TWITCH EMOTE! BAD DOG! BAD! FUCKING KILL YOURSELF! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>guy: :(
>>730107267>>730107327B
>>730107327That's a solid B for me. First enjoyable run I've seen this GDQ
>>730107139World TriggerThe worst you'll see is a weapon being used in very creative ways
>>730107327A
>>730107327S underestimate and pretty close to WR
>>730107327didn't watch
>>730107327C. Not offensively bad but you can only watch him spam 4 hit combos for so long before it gets repetitive.
>>730107327Z
>>730107327B first run I actually watched and it was alright
>>730107327D
>>730107327Didn't watch
>>730107327A. An appropriate last second finish.
>>730107327CI've seen this run too many times from him now. This is like my fourth in a year.
Who TF made this thread when the other isn't anywhere near bump limit
>>730107327B for Bejita
>Vegeta let's his NINE YEAR OLD daughter dress like this
>>730107327Cit was mid, but it didn't take up time and cringe me out
>>730107174>don't even knowyou do
>>730107405Brawl runner had a melt down and didn't even show up for his run, that's about it
>Crowd shouting kame-hame-haSoulful>>730107327B+Gets a + just for that tight ending>>730107348fucking lol
>>730107327DWould've been B but I fucking hate DBZA
>>730107327B+
>>730107493did I miss something in daima?
Did i miss any cool runs since Megaman Battle Network?
>>730106883dbgt was pedo as fuck and dogshit. some random retards made it and not akira toriyama.
>the run is good or bad because of being under or over the arbitrary numberYou lot are children and your ratings are totally worthless.
>use my pronouns
>>730107327DDraggin my balls
>>730107327B. Nothing offensive on the runners part even if the couch is cringe. Short and sweet
>>730107001>Sonic fans>Sonic SPEEDRUNNERSWhat were you expecting?>>730107327A, only run I could remotely watch so far
>>730107489The other one is literally on page 10 you dumb?
>>730107512do you have a link to the archived thread for that? I gotta see this
>>730107372>every major fight is solved with an asspull>goes up to eleven in the thousand year blood war arc with shit like "my power is god's light" "oh fuck, Nanao, use your anti-god's light power" "AAAAAAAAAAGH HOW COULD THIS BEEEEEEEEEEE"lmao
>>730107327S
>>730107493wasn't she like 16 or so? Besides it's not like he has to worry about anything, some boy tries something stupid and she can just tear his dick off
NAAAILGather the dragonballs and strengthen cancer.
>>730107327C it was repetitive but okay
>>730107327D. He could have put a weight on an attack button and would have got the same outcome.
>>730107493Made for Uub cock
>>730107548if you're over, you lost. it's that simple.
>>730107327CLet's play, but not unpleasant
>>730107548If you're gonna speedrun you better be able to make estimate. Going over in unforgivable
>>730107543there was a false fire alarm that lasted 2 minutes before they shuffled back into the room but apart from that the runs have been dog shit
>>730106682>>730107434what's wrong with that dog?also the guy is in wheelchair, how can they treat disabled people like this?
>>730107052APOLOGIZE
>>730107541that's GT
>>730106972this is a great parody of a tranny kek
>>730107541That's GT anon....
>>730107541Nope. You miss nothing by skipping it.
Reminder that the estimate is just that, an estimate. It is there solely to let the viewer know roughly how long the current run will take. The estimate is not a time limit, and there is nothing wrong with going over it, or adjusting it to suit how the run is progressing.
>>730107327B for BaRixer
my terminally ill boyfriend is on a ventilator HOYYYYYYYPthanks for sharing that with us
So "trans rights" is their catchphrase. What's /v/'s catchphrase?
>>730107587NahGT takes place five year after EoZThe dub for some retarded reason bumped it up to 10
>SatanherselfThis name is offensive.
>>730107548Speak your truth, king
>>730107493there's not a single good design in GT
>>730107334Yugioh dub genuinely does have things going forMostly Kaiba being even more glorious
>Miku Mondaythey TOOK itTHEY TOOK OUR THING
>>730107327B for background noiseManaged to not turn the stream off this time, which is the first I can say for this event. Inoffensive enough
>>730107587she's 9. the dub changed her to be 14.
>putting your boyfriend with pancreatic cancer on a ventilator due to covidGgGonna get VENTILATORED
TRANS LEFTS
>>730107587She's 9 at the start of GT, 10 by the end. She's also not a fighter and spoiled by Vegeta
>>730107548everyone can rate however they like cute and cool frogbro
That faggot wake up to play Brawl yet?
have you noticed everyone in the Playstation Nation crew are all normal looking white dudes?when will Playstation Nation host their own speedrun event thats just normal looking white dudes playing comfy ps1 games?
>>730105884About to turn 30, there is great chances that I get within 3 months a well paid job that is going to last for decades, but I'm still a virgin.
>>730107493>CUNNEYHAMEHA!
Why is every donation saying trans rights? That feels a bit odd
>>730107669
>>730107582i wasn't awake for it but i don't think they actually explained it on stream at all, just people seeing his explanation on twitter after the fact
>>730107701Miku has been a trans icon for years. Don’t you remember them trying to replace JK Rowling with Miku?
>>730105835>camera guy saw some bazonkers
>>730107683oh okay that's weird thenlike, I figured her being 16 and someone dressing like that at age 16 is entirely appropriate, especially considering who her mom is
>>730107696...on opposite day
Is there any GDQ video essays out there detailing its rise and fall?
twitchis is refusing to loadhow do i watch this shit without ads
more like Trans Rites with how much they're saying it
>>730107749It's the new "Greetings from Germany". Have to put it in for any chance of your dono being read, unless you put $150+ into it.
Did anyone else want to live in the world of dragon ball just because geographically it looked cool?It always felt like a nicer, greener california.
>>730107647i dont know why I forgot about trunks little sister. I think I went into another dimension
>>730107793looks stupid
>>730107327Bfor Bejita
>>730107738How? What job? I need a job like that.
>>730107737Have you never seen a spyro run?
>>730107327F.Almost as bad as rhythm game 'speedruns'
>>730107797That's transphobic
>>730107681Trans rights
>>730107724>She's also not a fighter and spoiled by VegetaShe's still a saiyan of royal blood, even a spoiled saiyan princess could chuck a person hard enough they entered orbit
>>730107806Uh, no? Your king is a dog.
>>730107764>just people seeing his explanation on twitter after the factFuck. I need to see this
>>730107749It's their "Heil Hitler"
>>730107801there's a youtube stream, ublock just werks on that
>>730107701>ourGo back to /jp/ or /c/-/e/ for proper imagedump-based sharing of all your shit singers of your choice. Alternatively, you can also go the the "Miku Monday" that's active right now and where I'm also repramanding your off-topic ways the same.
>>730107631After what happened in Switzerland you can't take any chances with that shit
>already a day ini don't want it to end /v/ros
>>730107290Ah yeah I love when Goku spares Vegeta because "he can be le redeemed" in the manga...People who like the original dub are genuniely delusional. With Z, Funimation made Goku into Superman instead of letting him be his own character, flaws and all (which was fixed in Kai).
>>730107793I don't understand why they changed this design in daima.Daima version looks worse in every single aspect.
>>730107801Twitch Alternative Viewer. Automatically re-grabs the stream if your internet shits out, blocks ads, and allows you to stream at a higher resolution.
>>730107749if they filter donation like they filter the chatbox its not surprising
>>730107797Not that I'm aware of. I bet the organizers would try and hit it with a Cease and Desist immediately. Fucking losers.
>>730106052>>730106582Its lost all meaning because they're not even doing it for political reasons now. They're just doing it because it guarantees the donation reader will read their donation. So its just become this exploited phrase to get their donation read. Slap a trans rights at the end and BAM its read.
Did I miss the Stellar Blade run?>$189 on day 2goddamn this shit is dead kek
what the fuck was that
>>730107908>"Kai is bad">You, a retard "SO YOU LIKE FUNIMATION!?"christ
>>730107923shut up man
>>730107904It's finally kicking off, and now I have to go to fucking bed. Enjoy Sonic Adventure for me bros
>>730107897bitch looks like a female yanderedev
I hear Redbull is carcinogenic. Do your job PCF.
REDBULL HOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE
>>730107647>>730107493Never watched GT. Was she a fighter? Did she go SSJ?
A XX CHROMOSOMES
This girl is beautiful.
What the FUCK is that
>>730107071this looks like a fucking fan flash animation by some random kidand holy shit this chick sounds retarded
>they/them>woman in her mid 40s
Yup, that didn't last long, I'm out
WAIT IS THAT A WOMAN!?damn I was gonna skip but->It's Banjo Kazoois inspiredAnd skipped
>>730107327C for Cacarot
nope
>People saying this is the best run of the event so far>Its from an ESA regular
>>730107883and the streets are clean, mostly free of crime and there's good public healthcareI'd take a dog king any day if he knows how to run a society
You can hear how nervous she is, its adorable
GHOST OF HULK HOGAN HERE, ADVERTISING ON AGDQ FOR YOU TO GET SOME HULK HOGAN MERCH TO FUEL YOUR NEXT SPEEDRUN - GET VENTILATORED!!!!!!
she's about to have a panic attack
AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>730107647>>730107493>>730107353>>730106912
HOT BABE ON STREAM
GIIIRRLLLLGIIIIRRLLLL ON THE STREAM!!!!
>>730107967Nope, she never fights and neither her or Pan never go SSJ.
Oh my golly green goodness that's a vague idea of people on the screen.
MOUSESHY CUTE
>they/themi dont get this
>INDIE N64 INSPIRED RETRO COLLECTATHONEven just her description of this game sounds so bad that I think it gave me cancer
Dude looks like he's wearing a shower cap.
Let me guess, a game with less than 4 active runners?
SEC TO STAGE THE CLOWN IS GRIFFIN
The runner is adorable
>>730108039that sucks
>>730107353stealing pan's pantsu
>Eiko>she/her>masculine voice
May I have the link to the jet set radio clip please? Thank you>>730108008Reminds me of arabian nights a few events ago. Normal runs seem so much better when you do it after a block of freaks
>>730108034I wish they would stop with their fake fear and run Harry Potter again at these events
Metroid Crime is a real biowoman
grill
>>730108047gender confused adolescent because the world is hard no matter what gender you are born as nowadays.
>>730107901Not this whiners episodes again!
>>730107941Is anyone keeping track of donos and viewers compared to previous events
She’s so perfect, I want to suck the shit from her loose blown out anus.
>>730108047they/them pussy is insane dude
>>730108069Miss these niggas
Oh we're off to a flying start.>>730108024Ventilators are tools of last resort. If someone died to a ventilator related injury, they'd have died earlier otherwise. You should die asap, too.
The runner looks like a methhead.
>>730108069Kino
my name is troonkillaX and my pronous are based/god
would
>>730108047being a straight white woman no longer gives clout in lib circles, you have to be at least NB to even speak
what the fuck is this
>it's movementslop
>Jaxler not wearing shortsFUCK we need a leg status. If you know you know.
>>730108069>black guy nails itThey fucking love DBZ
>>730107405>>730107885starts here >>730078847
>>730107228I always liked the ocean dub better, but wasn't that the original english dub
Thats one ugly looking game
dang 36K is a lot more views than I expected on a recent ESA upload but who the fuck is watching and making these comments? so many casuals for such a niche event. oh right shonen spics I guesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVYKEcinCa8
Give links to these three hotties please.
um...
Why is she so fucking hot, bros?>>730108126What would they do if I kissed they?
>>730108141DRAGON BALL NEVER ENDED
>>730107956>sonic adventure>pic related is on the couchoh no no no
>>730108130GET VENTILATORED BROTHER!!!!!!
>already failing the first skipYup, that’s a D tier run.
> pc> 2023the absolute state
>fake developer intended speedtech
chokebros...
>>730108161no it isnt zoom zoom
This guy shaved his stache and put on a wig to get a 2nd run in.
Choking already.
>>730108156ty
>female runner>male does the commentaryWhy is this so common? I thought women were masters at multi-tasking
>>730108141>troon out so you can present yourself as a grannywhy
You guys are so mean :(
this looks gay
>>730108047>Can't be a transwoman as you're already a woman>Can't be a transman because men = bad>Be a they/them
>>730108249KEK
>already beefing basic tricksthis could be a trainwreck
>Jazzpunk again
Nothing is more damning to the idea that women can speedrun than every actual female at GDQ speedrunning a meme game, an ad game, or some long, boring JRPG.
I can fix they
Did he make fun of they's lisp?
>there's another egg right there!tranny-coded game
>>730108284what's wrong with our girl, zoe quinn's game?
>>730108120Your ilk offers nothing but reruns, so I'm forced to return in kind. Thanks for the reply, by the by- I forgot the usual!
>>730107941It's like a multitude of things. >Old heads of speed running not attending >Speed running in general has fallen in popularity >It's a bunch of obscure games or known ones being races on tiny screens>The gender shit
>>730108141A white male in 2026 :)
https://www.youtube.com/@MetroidCrimeUNF
>underwater>more water under the water
Unityslop.
>>730107896well that's new. thanks anon
>Literally the coolest thing ever>"This sucks actually"
idk whats going on but if you guys are saying this runner is objectively dogshit at the game thats really fun to me :D fuck these stupid troonturds lol
>>730108356it worked for spongebob
is metroid crime a real wamin
>PC-2023>Squares everywhereIs this an artistic choice or do game devs are just baiting nostalgiagooners into playing a carbon copy of every other game from 30 years ago ?
Banjo Kazooie absolutely ruined a generation of autistic children.I have yet to met a BK fan that could be considered a functional adult.
>>730108339Wahwah, all I hear from you is crying.
>>730108145Movement is one of the few things that's actually interesting in speedruns. One of the major reasons GDQ is ass to watch now is because most of the games have zero tech.
>>730108189I like how you can just tell from names now. Because I've noticed a trend.Actual women's usernames:>Mouseshy>Metroid Crime>Frozen Flygone>KungFuFruitCup>Skyblitz>CharbunnyTranny names:>Lumilaura>Katie4>OhHeyItsKara>LovelyLily>LizStar>HeyitsSelenaI wonder why they do that.
Is this game good
>>730108303>>730108309the runner appears to have ONE BIG tooth which is octagonal. wtf
>>730108352
>>730108369I'll watch because of how soulful SA1 is even if they gave Sonic tranny shoes
>>730108352>All those 0 viewsWhat keeps a human going even when hope had never existed?
>real winners jumpEncouraging suicide at the tranny event?
>>730107896ublock just werks on everything. I have never seen an ad in the 26+ years I've been on the interwebs. Before ublock we had adblock+ or whatever
>>730108256It's to enforce the patriarchy by having a man talk over a woman to mansplain. Get with the times, my fellow chud.
>real winners jumpdon't tell that to this audience
What does They/He mean?
>>730108396its an artistic choice you mouth breathing retard, its obvious made to emulate a nintendo 64 game
https://metroidcrime.com/how fucking narcissistic do you have to be to create this about yourself
>>730108352She's super cute wtf
>>730108396What gets me about retro aesthetic is the shit is just low poly graphics on a modern engine so the shit is still resource heavy and taxing despite looking ancient
>>730108470It's a pretty view
>>730108473Literally nothing
The runner looks like she's wasting away.
https://metroidcrime.com/about/>having a website dedicated to yourself to push yourself even further into the troon community
>>730107647it's funny how there's like 5 gokus and 3 bulmas
>>730108426Any closeup pics of her teeth? Looks qt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDuIeOzeGK4
>>730108495so basically both you tard ?
Banjo Kazooie was never good and ruined game design for an entire generation
>>730108473So fat he identifies as multiple men
oh no
what the fuck is this shit
deep down you know you'd fuck mouseshywithout a condom
>>730108410Bioholes don't get off to their own femininity.
>>730108483Must be a severe lack of runners submitting for AGDQ, right? RIGHT?
what's with the grandma with blue hair on the couch
>>730108517It's fine. Are you a zoomer by any chance? This shit was common back in the day.
>>730108441Still gets invited to GDQ.
>>730108561Just noticed how fucking British her teeth were.
>>730108439I don't think the term "tranny shoes" was even thought of when SA1 came out. Seek help bro.
>>730108452Ublock doesn't work on twitch without additional scripts/filters, unless you live in a 3rd world country where twitch doesn't serve ads. So which 3rd world country do you live in?
>>730108452it's pretty much never worked on twitch for me. i've updated filters a few times but seems like that only works for like a month at best. on youtube i've never needed to update anything, never seen an ad with default ublock settings
>>730108408Typical of a schizo to confuse one's own typing clickety keyboard sounds for someone's crying. But aye, who else but schizos book one day of the week as a passe-par-tou for shilling bad music? This very event's hosts are donation-bating for your weekly "cause", too!
>>730107681trans wrongs
>crazy asexual being playing nintendo 64 inspired indie furry platformer>dev donating money to this shitjesus christ save us
i could've saved they (mouseshy) if though them is a bit of an ugly butter broad
>>730108517>real cutie gamer woman>HURR WHY IS THIS SLUUUUTTT NOT WHORING HER SELF ON ONLYFANS I NEED TO COOMThat's why everybody hates you, /v/.
This is why he wears jeans
Guy on the left looks like a tumblr redesign of Nayru
>>730108517than chin...
>>730108609That's a dude, bro.
>>730108473'I have no personality outside of this one superficial lifestyle choice'
>>730108629WOW not reading thatim jammin to miku, dude!!!
>>730108668what causes this?
>>730108396It seems like a deliberate artistic choice born from nostalgia, it's trying to resemble N64 and PS1 games. The game feels more like Rayman 2 than a Rare game most of the time even.I can't be mad tho, the artstyle shows actual effort and the main character is too cute.
>>730108647k i n o
Knock knockIt's KnucklesThe bloat throwerIndependent flowerMagical Emerald holderI'll give you the coldest shoulderMy spikes go through boulders, that's why I stay a lonerI was born by myself, I don't need a posseI get it on by myself, adversaries get shelved
>>730107847I'm passing a competitive exam to gain a statut that allows me to become a civil servant, working within France's federal service.The one that I'm passing (passed the written test, only a oral one left but very hard) would give me a salary of 2000€ (3000$) at the beginning, to reach 4200€ (5000$) after like 10 years.The biggest advantage with said status is that even if I lose my job, they're obligated to find me a new one as soon as possible, without my pay getting interrupted.I dunno how it work in america but here, you need to have like a master degree to be allow within said competitive exam.hoping to lose my virginity before august though
>Torment NexusI'm getting sick of this phrase.
>>730108410It forces people to use their new name.
>>730107827KEK
>>730108668I dont get it
>>730108517it's a portfolio site for applying to jobs, retard-kun. and a pretty nice one at that. lots of wannabe actors and shit have one
forehead big enough to display the GDQ projector.teefs worse than a british dudes.
>egg city in hereWas that a The Rehearsal reference?
>>730108762size difference
I want a speedrunner gf.
>>730108725autism erections
>>730108743You are so fucking replaced by an AI.
>>730108743Oh so worthless bureaucrat shit. Hope Ahmed takes care of you when they take over.
>>730108647/gdq/, what are some times YOU acted like the Pope's Exorcist?
>>730108612This tbqh, having your own page was common until the mid 00s, that's part of why myspace blew up, it made having it easier and then allowed you to connect others
>>730108705For someone not reading, you sure were quick on making a butthurt reply, were you? See you next thread(s).
>>730108441>2300 videos.>Almost all of them are at less then 100 views.>Only 4 videos over 1000 views.What the fuck. How is it possible to have that many video's and not a single one is successful.
These people probably think that not being awful means being boring
the website is cool af yall wish you had the balls to put yourself out there if you looked that ugly
>>730107797yes
this nigger got a molar as a front tooth
>>730108756I know one trans person and she changed her name 3 times since transitioning.They are as exhausting in rl as they are online.
>>730108668You just know he owns a messenger bag and reddit shoes.
>>730108810very possible if you can compromise on the "g" a bit
>>730108810>Squeaks like a mouse for fun>Literally up for anything>Can race her in SM64 and she fucking winsI NEED IT AHHHHHHH
>>730108792>low brow seething lmao
>>730108792LOVE LOVE LOVE both of them. They should kiss in closeup like in JAV where they lick each other's teeth and shit.
>>730108762One leg is jacked the other is skinny
>>730105884I got approved to buy a house and I got a new job so I'm doing pretty good
>>730107960this shit is fucking disgusting they blatantly don't give a shit about it
>>730105884Doing great in everything in life except building a family, I need a goddamn wife
>>730108873>watching the runners at all.I keep them occluded by another window.
>>730108624The additional scripts you should have for basic safety in the first place?>muh thirdieI can almost bet you don't even know what that means. But no, not a thirdie, try again with a better cope please. But funnily enough if you think a VPN hop would fix everything, then why don't you just utilize that? Sounds like an incredibly simple solution to me.>>730108625Yeah ublock on youtube doesn't need babysitting, you just need tampermonkey/violentmonkey and some sort of noscript setup for twitch. It's not that hard and doesn't need updating either.
WHy don't they play the superior indie polyshit nostalgiafag movement tech platformer?
>>730108873
>>730108623No you fucking retard, the incentive to choose Sonic's shoes in the run was met and they're giving him pride flag colors
>>730108792Finally, someone to play out my pirates of the carribean roleplay with
>>730104340>>730104490>>730103002thanks for the QRD but now I'm more confuseis that Sam himself, the cucked individual, doing the donation? why? is that some 5d chess move I'm not getting?
>>730108816Yeah but they'll still give him free money when they do. Fucking communist retard shit country that lives by leeching from the rest of Europe just like Germany.
>>730108517Have you never applied for a job, nigger?
>>730108951I dont see the appeal
>Loona Loona LoonaWhy is the wolf from hazbin hotels in this game?
>>730108913i was about to do this but lost my job six months ago. still have like $150k in savings but unemployment runs out next week and i'm dreading the fact that i'm going to be draining my nest egg soon. shit sucks
>>730108584Hey is that the guy on the couch right now
>>730108792She looks more feminine here for some reason
okay fucking seriously why is EVERYONE a lisping low functioning autist what the fuck
>>730109023Just give it to me if you're too retarded to use it to never have to work a day in your life anymore.
>>730108979Train for 500 more years on Sam and Tolki knowledge then I will help you young grasshopper.
>>730105884If I reply a janny is going to ban me so I'm jus going to say I played some team fortress 2 and had fun.
>>730109051WHY IS NOBODY AT WORKIT'S A FUCKING MONDAY
>>730105884I'm unemployed, have no practical skills, barely any job experience, and have literally no idea what I'm gonna do for the rest of my life. It's looking pretty grim aside from the fact that I'll be married before long.
>>730108951you just know her pussy fucking stinks
>>730108870May i see it?
>>730108989KEK
>>730109051You're not ?
>>730109093hell yeah thats what im into. they get so wet its insane.
>>730108979stivity bobo, the runner, participated in the gangbang. somebody got the donation reader to read a dono reader to read something related to the incident during his run, for the lulz
>>730109074Context? Why is he finna phase through the floor?
>>730109071yeah no I'm good
mouseshy is probably a virgin with a rotten hole
>>730109051>Be unable to move on from N64 platformers from 30 years ago>The moment an indie develops a clone to capitalize off nostalgia and ignorance of fine art, eat it up and speedrun it foreverYou tell me anon.
How do you end up with a degree that doesn't do with anything? And why does the blue thing sound like its having a panic attack when it laughs?
Am I retarded or are they using torment nexus completely wrong?
>>730109091condolences, the bums won
this nigga mansplaining the run
>>730108951nigga just get fucking braces what the fuck
>>730109074
>>730108653Who hates /v/ besides trannies?
>>730108816The job that I aim for can't be done by AI.You're talking about lower end jobs, which are definitely going to be affected by it.Same shit happened with previous technologies, humans will adapt, for the best or the worst.>>730108831I am black
>>730109150what building speed for 12 hours does to a mf
For you,it's on the mouse
>>730108623trannies weren't thought of either
The way everything is animated in a bouncy moving way makes positioning look so annoying
>>730109165>mouseshy is probably a virgin with a rotten holeits a troon chuda trud
>tfw no 5head gf with jacked up teeth
>>730109091why aren't you at work?
>>730109091I assume most people are but can lurk on here/twitch.
>>730109226Why? It's hot.
>>730105884After being a depressed fat NEET for years I have lost 50 pounds over the span of 2025 combined with consistent lifting and recently got accepted for a paid apprenticeship as an aircraft mechanic.So I'm filled with hope.
this game looks like it could be fun, but zipping through these large areas makes it look like shit.
>>730108951Is this FAS?
>>730109226can braces even fix that?
>>730109262hot DAMN she ugly alright
>>730109237The fuck do you mean?4chan is trans central, its THE place to be if you're trans
>>730109242And muslim? If your dick has a foreskin you're in for a bad time.
>>730109242>I am blackbased. god speed, bureaucrat anon
>>730108517This is extremely normal in some industries.
>>730108992>applying for a job>website is METROID. CRIME.
>>730109242lmao, civil servants will be the hardest hit. Please remember this post when you get replaced and reality hits you.
>>730109243Kek
>>730109165No way, you just know she was passed around by all of these guys before the run. Her gaping holes are probably leaking their cum during this run.
>one of the so-clamored "return to 3D platformers" games>it looks like Rayman 2 in widescreen
>>730109251anon trannies have been a thing since before christ was born
>>730109025KEK
>>730109337>not just buying that helmet thing to grow it back
>>730109260IT'S 7 PM I JUST GOT OFF
>>730105884Mostly good honestly. Been better about actually saving money in recent years, and have lost weight and maintained the loss.
>>730108249kek
>>730109395> transwashing
what does chan even mean?
>>730109097https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5TGFEoidEMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OclBKRQvwCQ
let met test yalls troondar
>>730109425Fuck off.
>>730108848STILL not readin that LMAO
>>730108951Appalachian phenotype
>>730109446a cutie patootie
>>730109393Sounds great if you say it like that.
Shut the FUCK up about trans people
>wake up>turn on gdq>immediately feel better about myselfI didn't think it was possible to see AIDS personified, but there it is
>>730109063i'm too used to the good life now to settle for living in some third world hovel forever
>>730109326>4chan is a closet with a noose hangingyou're not wrong I guess
>>730109440i wish i were making this up man but it's been a part of written history forever. they were not important by any stretch but they've always existed.
>>730108517>brand is stealing a nintendo IP + adding the word crimeterrible
>>730109472Slavongolian genes, not a tranny
>>730109472I say not a troon
>sissy indie game>character named lunawhats up with that?
Am I a schizo or do all these skips feel intentional and they are trying to gaslight it as unintentional
>The guy in the middle desperately trying to explain strats and techniques while the others talk about how cute the eggs look
I'm sleeping until Pokemon, rolling over in bed and checking how cringe it is, immediately going back to bed, and waking up for Crash 3 being run by the WR holder
is that.. a light current pushing my character? and omg... the world... it is slanted? wtf this is sooo difficult
good morning did i miss anything?
>>730109091People took off or are neets
>>730109615Nah, it's one of those soulless dev-intended speedrun games.
>lunawhatever happened to that runner with the clueless gf he kept throwing commentary to? has he ever had another run?
>>730109192>How do you end up with a degree that doesn't do with anything?Depends on the circumstance. Job market's been brutal for a while; these days everyone has a degree, so to stand out you need experience even for entry level jobs (which is a catch-22) or connections. You've also got more and more degrees being offered that just don't have a practical application; shit like gender studies and history of black women. So the only real use for those degrees is to become a teacher to get suckers to get more useless degrees. If you look around, you'll see more and more advice shift from "go to college after high school" to "go into trade school".
>>730109472She’s beautiful
>>730109472That's a man baby. Look the size of those hands.
>>730109472huge hands, tiny eyes, male.
>>730109615Honestly I wouldn't doubt it
These people are insufferable.
>>730109560I said no one thought of themnow it's trans rights every 10 mins obnoxiously when they aren't even missing any rights
>>730109624I've seen a few of his runs he's an actual speedrunner, looks like he's trapped in a GDQ run.
>Luna>but not THE LUNAAdamn.
>>730108517boomers and gen x do this super oftenthey feel it's more formal than putting a facebook link on their cv
>>730109051They specifically want them. GDQ can totally get more functional runners, and even good ones, but they don't have to care. They are "responsible platformers"
>>730109091BECAUSE I'M UNEMPLOYED, THANKS FOR FUCKING REMINDING ME!
>puzzle>smashes outlined bright area of the ice to go underneath and get the item
>>730109615It’s a modern game, all of this shit is dev intended speedstrats.
>>730109337not muslim though they won't get my foreskin, over my dead body>>730109338thanks>>730109348I know that already, 75% of civil servants in France are on the lower end, the higher end, which I aim for, won't be as much affected, not before decades at the very least.Also, given the rise of stupidity (as more depend on AI to think for them), it will be harder for countries to find people for important jobs.
>>730109615>>730109678>Game made for speedrunning>Dev donates>They keep gushing how cool the game isIs this an ad game? Does it count?>>730109681Peas. He's had a few but no Luna...
>>730109091I'm retired. Feel old now?
>>730109729I like Jaxler, hes one of the only people i wouldnt mind hanging out with from gdq
>>730109091I AM WORKINGI'VE BEEN WORKING FOR THE PAST 12 FUCKING HOURSI HAVE TO WORK FOR ANOTHER 2 HOURSI SLEEP AND THEN I GET BACK TO WORKHELPO ME
whoa, egg ahoy
por favor?
>>730109521I should have been more specific, but it feels like people believe looking like an N64 game is the ongoing notion for making new 3D platformers in this day and age; between this, Corn Kids 64 and another one whose name escapes me, it's absurd A Hat in Time still mogs all of these graphics-wise, while also being a competent platformer on its own.plus if I wanted to be more positive about it, I'd have mentioned Rayman Revolution
>>730109091my shit-ass house rat got outdoors and now her eye's swelled shut so I had to call off work to take her to the vet, will update later
>>730109472I take the full-body-shot-joker please
>>730109769Let's start up a game dev company you and me we'll be Millionaires
>>730109840based chinaman
>>730109867ok i'll be the idea guy
>>730109461Owen Wilson jokes are a bannable offense?
This couch combination is bizarre. Because the two women are just trying to be cutesy wutesy and gush about how cute the game is, the guy in the middle is trying to talk about speedrun techniques, and the tranny is just making awkward comments that make no sense that they ignore.
Runners aside the schedule just doesn't look that good today>sonic>pokemon>hat shit>ANOTHER mario kart lets play
HOW THE FUCK IS THE EGG PRETTY
>>730109472Yes, troon. Something about the lower third.
Someone explain the egg joke, because I'm french and didn't understand.
is OP around to make a new thread or did the trannies make him die of cringe
>>730109091my contract ended and I haven't gotten another job since then my last job was so comfy that I'm dreading downgrading
>>730109776anyone got the pic of that valve playtester that kept going around in circles so they removed the shortcut back to the entrance
>>730109840Just find a man to pay your bills lol
>>730109091I'm self employed, I work when my ADHD says I can.
>>730109910There is always like 10 Mario games and 10 Pokémon games at gdq it’s a Nintendo fest
>>730109867i only know python, javascript, and sql. it's joever for me
>>730109776> "That's right it goes into the square hole"
>>730109896Okay Idea Guy, lets hear some ideas
>>730106781Lumilaura is also a lot more tolerable than the ones at GDQ
troons love this game about eggs because they like think it’s cracking someone’s egg
>>730109425>old man hiding behind an old man hiding behind the appearance of a young girl his soul merged withgodspeed anon. I switched to drinking mostly tea back when I started losing weight
>>730109840Thank you for your service.
>>730109726i get what you mean, but sticking your head in the sand isn't going to make them not exist. they say things because it gets them attention, the attention they were missing when they identified and presented as their original gender. you also notice that they don't actually present as "women", but specifically call themselves trans, because they are perpetually in gender limbo as they KNOW they don't pass and they KNOW they look ridiculous, but the constant pseudo politics and pretending they're oppressed simply because they're not treated the same way as everyone else despite acting incredibly offputting is the thing that they do that keeps you reacting and ensures their existence until they realize they are still laughing stocks and either detransition or end themselves after chopping cock realizing they have nothing instinctually left to live forjust pity them and move on. don't let them affect you this much, man.
LUNAAA.HOW MANY EGGS DO WE HAVE LEFT IN THIS SPEEDRUN?
>>730110024we make an expedition 33 clone, but japanese instead of french
>>730109829Which makes it funnier that he's in this sort of run. He's been transported to a GDQ tranny run and is trying to salvage it.
>>730110003>community filled with trannies and retards>be surprised they only play Nintendo games
>>730109867>make game>a tranny will speedrun it and act gay and retarded on gdq while they play it
>>730109896>>730110012I'll be the artist we got this
>>730109840>wage slave talkingGET BACK TO WORK!
I feel a need. A need to meeeg
this is like a rough D for me so far, just not enjoyable but no crimes
>>730108014>randomizer mod
>>730109853Fair enough.
I love collectathons bros
>>730110087Sounds awful, it'll sell millions
The fucking tranny sounds like Tina Belcher
>>730110003Today is in particular bad. Its not even worth turning on unless you are watching for the freak show.
is Legends a-z funny to speedrun?
>>730109091I have a work from home fake email job
YoU hAvE tO cOlLeCt AlL tHe EgGsoy guve, why you doin this?!
>>730109810If it’s an ad it’s a very bad one. At first I thought it looked neat, but it feels fucking uncanny. Then all this “Oh yeah this is unintentional but it’s left in. This one trick lets you get all the height you need to do everything in the game.” This shit is either dev skips or really bad speed run route.
>>730110063they do it for reddit updoots
>get ready on time>hits the timer immediately
>>730110024steal moonmoon's idea of an MMO but you have to submit your american passport to create an account. no foreigners allowed
>>730110157only if you call it a souls like
Wait why aren't they doing the final boss?
>>730109857>He wanted a rat for a pet>He was stupid enough to let his rat get outside>He gives a fuck what happens to a rat's eye>He called off work for a RATDudeI kill rats on the regularWhy do you want a pet rat
>>730110012just vibecode the other languages little bro
PAGE 9!!!
RATE CAVERN OF DREAMS
>>730110201Yeah in a way its demonstrating how poorly made the game is
>lower viewership than last year>more donoshow
>>730110074sunny side up please :D
>>730110283D
sorry for low quality
>>730110283I'll do it a B
>>730110235kinda like 6 7
>>730110283DNow MIG NOW
>>730110275I'm not baking anymore
>>730110283B I liked the commentary
>>730110283C
>>730110074>The uh...huh?
>>730109857How tight is her ratussy?
>>730110340More like 0 eggs there
>>730110310>>730110370Thank you, Lunaaa
>>730110235>this is focus time for me>keeps fucking talking
>>730110283A
>>730110283D. Boring.
>>730110239tbf rats make really cool petsBut their ultrashort lifespan means you have to be dead inside to keep getting rats as pets.
>>730110302
>>730110283F
>>730110283 D is for dreamsIt’s legit just one trick used for the entire game
>>730110283SSS because they shouted trans rights multiple times
another gay game next
A very popular game
>>730110452
>>730110302Ummmm uhhhhh they're costreaming on YouTube now so naturally it's more viewers.Just don't look at how many people are watching on YouTube and pretend it's 100,000 people.
YES!!!!
>>730110389egg cracking is a tranny term for coming out of the troon closet
why does them just grunt when laughing?
>>730110452cool it with the antisemitism bro
I thought hug luna was gonna be some secret ending where you can hug her and skip the final boss fight, that was fucking lame as hell.
Anons are being too harsh this year...
can i change my D to a D+ because of the hug? it was kinda cute
>>730110283A. Pretty good, interesting run, breaks a lot of shit.
>>730110452it just works
>>730110275>>730110356TRANS RIGHTS
>>730110497not even the worst one in this event, the shitty bat game had a peak of 20
>>730110283B cute and comfy
>>730110497that's like the whole trans community
>>730110283B, pretty quick
>>730110283C for cute runner :3
where's the new thread AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>frame fatalesoof now thats cringe
>>730110283B for Buckteeth
TRANS WRONGS
>>730110283C. Kinda boring, at least a game, couch wasn't terribly obnoxious. It was background noise.
breast friend
I think I'm going to buy this gameLooks fun and I'm weak to cute furshit
>Thanks to my couchers Jaxler, Metroid and uh...Anyone else catch that? Kek
>I play weird games>LOK:DFUCK YOU that wasn't a weird game, it was a great one
woke up too late for pacmantoo early for sonicjust in time for the shitty theater kid skit
>>730110497It's one of those Switch digital releases that goes cheap, so probably gets decent sales there.I have a physical copy, it's in my backlog.
did the third girl talk at all this run or did she just plug her twitch and got away with it ?
>>730110302Uuuhhh inflation or something
I NEED TO MIGGGGGGGG
>shovelclawsOH FUCK GET READY
SOMEBODY FUCKING BAKE
HOST SAID SHE INSTEAD OF THEY TO THE LAST RUNNER, EXECUTE HIM
>>730110547stfu
>>730110692>>730110704I enjoyed it, but then again I'm a slut for collectathon games
2 minutes and 20 seconds advertisements
>a 40 year old woman playing a game about collecting eggs
>>730110452stop noticing things
Isn't SatanHerself Zoe Quinn?
don't worry about a new thread, baking now ;)
MIGGY>>730101618>>730101618>>730101618>>730101618>>730101618
>>730110452KEKW
I remember watching a ESA run of Jazzpunk years ago and it was pretty good. How is gdq this run going to ruin the game?
>>730110452this is still my favorite GDQ post
the amount of people with masks.Did covid (dont count japan) accidentally create a new way to hide the troon stache ?
>>730110748NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>730110771>HOST SAID SHE INSTEAD OF THEY TO THE LAST RUNNER, EXECUTE HIMwtf did he reallywhat a stupid fucking chud
SHOVELCLAWS IS BACK! /OURGUY/ and /OURLAUGH/ IS HOSTING!!!
>>730110902Niggerest nigger award
WE ARE CUMMING
>>730110902you fucked up
>>730110902
>>730110940nothing to do with covid, most of the mask wearers here are trans. covering their strong jaw helps with passing
>>730110940I mean, it's the only way femboys can get any onlyfans donos
>it/itsWhy would you take that as a pronoun?
>>730111032I can respect those pronouns
>>730111032he thinks hes above it all
mig slowly>>730105460>>730105460>>730105460
WE'RE GONNA FALL OFF!!!
>>730111079>>730111079>>730111079
>>730110792I've got an itch for more after Bananza and Yooka Replaylee, I should go back and finish Bakeru (not really a collectathon), but right now I'm playing through Dragon Quest 3 HD-2D, and a bunch of random stuff on the Pocket Air Mini I just got recently.I've got plenty in the backlog, but another one that caught my eye was Tinykin.That one has a much bigger presence, also in my Switch physical backlog.
>>730111032to take a huge steaming shit on people who actually care about pronounslike any/all
Who is the fishtank fag that thinks we care about his obsession?
>>730110302The average GDQ donor have been getting raises.
>>730111032it/its over
