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miggy
this event needs more pre-year 2000 gameslike who the fuck wants to see boringlands 2
wtf i said i was baking
>it/its
why are there 3 threads
>ohhhhhhhhh here comes big bertha!! everyone say hello to big bertha!! HI BIG BERTHA!!!>oof wow haha she just got roguinated... HARD!! HAHAHA!>and this is what happens when you don't dry the stove!! remember to always dry the stove! YOUR stove!! xdddwhy is this so commonnigga if you're going heavy with your private trooncord/twitch in-jokes at least try to explain them a bit
>>730111127There's always some Borderlands co-op RNG exploit weapon farming run and I don't get the appeal.
>>730111079Despite antagonistic forces I managed to mig
comin in hot
God bless you anon
God hearing Shovel’s voice changer is grating
>>730111127I feel like Borderlands 2 has been featured in the last 3 gdqs in a row
>>730111126Jerma?
>>730111131thats what I'm sayin, but they probably ran out of speedrunners that play real speedrun games. Plenty of Pickle Tickle's Egg Adventure released in 2023 though.
>legends z-a run>not beating the game but just stopping at an arbitrary point
>3 hour Path of Exile 2 run tomorrow morning...okay?is this a first for PoE at GDQ or ESA?
>>730111079Why do I need an ID to buy coffee in Europe?
migged
Is this the godless day of the event?
>it/its host
Is this the one?
troondar question answer: not a troon
IM A HEADBANGA
>2 danger hair ugly hags>2 curly haired minoritiesthis is repulsive on a primal level
>>730111032
shovelclaw's tight bussy
>>730111186ahpanties
Is this the trains done quick saars? I don't see any trains though just men in silk dresses.
>>730111171MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS
Miggers unite
>redditvegitayikes!
TRANS LIVES ________
A legendary air ride machine has appeared on the thread!
>spikevegetas beard is fucking grayingbros... are we the boomers now
>>730110539
>>730111213That was yesterday, ending with the troon block
>/v/ loves trannies except for the 2 weeks a year GDQ is on, then they're hatedwhat gives?
When is /ourboy/ crakkatak’s run?
>>730111079any autismkino today?
>gdq fashion panelLOL
>>730111213they've done the impossible this year: godless week
>>730101842He can do a lot less damage as a donation reader than as some faggot on the couch who absolutely will not shut up for any reason ever.
>>730111290The divorce aged him 10 years
Did I miss any good cringekino?
>>730111079MIG!
>>730111189Holy shit, Rem Lezar?
>>730111238Soo 100% hitrate on answers and one undecided?
I'd let this little mouse nibble on my cheese
>>730111189god bless you
>>730111305
>>730111079Why use a Rain World webm for the OP when they aren't running rain world?
>>730111357kek
TGDQ
>>730111329qrd?
>>730111303what gave you that idea? /v/ isnt one person, but GDQ is the time of year all the hate gets centralized into a single thread. This includes ironic shitposters.
>>730111126Do you think she eats aborted babies for breakfast? Or just live ones?
game and shout has needed to shave that shit off his head for years nowjust let it go bro
>trans rights laptopThese people are mentally ill
>Stylin tips panel for fashionOOooooooh, now i get it
Why does Game & Shout look like an actual ugly bastard you'd see in some hentaiIt's unnerving
that fucking NOSE
CUE MY ENTRANCE
i dislike melo
MIGGGGG
Would you, /v/?
>>730111203>but they probably ran out of speedrunners that play real speedrun gamesMore like ran out the speedrunners. Everyone entertaining or actually good is banned. Never see WR attempts anymore at GDQ.
>>730111303the golems from gdq never pass
>>730111414do NOT post my wife daisy in these godless threads
here's a challenge to the GDQ mikufagsname one(1) song that isn't THE popular one
>>730111303we dont spend every waking day herewe come, we hate, we leave
>>730111342kek
Fuckin g FIX YUO LIGE NOWI spent all my life playing EVEEQUEDT and now Inhave NOTHING had to SUCK COK to PAY RENT now im alcholohic to COPE
Spike is the American ArgickOr is Argick the Scottish Spike
>>730111186Bitch, I just woke up.
KFC's voice reminds me of someone from a tvshow or cartoon but I can't quite figure it out.
>>730111431Where's the version with screenshake?
>>730111290he's been graying for a few years now but you had to look closely to see it
I need to see both of those guys spitroasting that girl in the middle.
monday mig
>>730111467Sad Machine
>>730111418Because he is one. He plaps cute e-girls and e-boys
Oh shit when did this start? Anything cool happen?Is fucking Keiz there? >Official hate ranking >Keiz>Spike "oh I'll just commentate on your couch unasked" Vegeta "do you know I play donkey Kong?" Divorced >Kung Fu>Game and divorced
>>730111440
>>730111467i only know her from the dominos commercial
>>730111431Is this what zoomers call aura
>These fucking fags squeeeing.Just fucking kill me already.
>>730111440if some weird troon tries to sit next to me they are getting shoved a seat awaysimple as
>>730111303I don't use this 3rdie board outside of marathon threads
>>730111440i'd suck her cock if that's what you meancute siblings though
>>730111357
>>730111440They look like siblings.
>>730111404Marathon threads and ironically ClaudePP threads are the only threads where the ratio of humans/bots and organic/shills is >1
>>730111510maybe Mila Kunis
I bought caverns of dreams a while ago because it was supposedly a great platformer, but that game was fucking jank and not fun
>ce mod speedrunhuh?
>Jaidlyn and Kungfu are wearing the loosest least form fitting clothes possibleTHIS YEAR SUCKS
>poo2
>4000hrs in PoE>Thinking thats a lot
i fucking hate these bullshit segments for the theatre kids so fucking much dude i cant even properly put it into words god damnit its like the most disingenuous shit on the planet
the Cavern of Dreams run got me thinking, what other cute furry games are there?
>>730111467https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbptRUyK8Rc
>>730111531seems like GDQ is done with keiz, him "just taking a break" last time was just a polite way for him to save face
>>730111467Birdbrain
>>730111627it is for such a mid game
>>730111638They're all just good friends having a good time!
Wonder how much GGG paid to put PoE2 in the schedule.
>>730111647tails in the park
>>730111623its only the first day... my sources say they are gonna wear cuter fits day by day ending in a bikini special
How old is KFP now?
>>730111623its day 2 my nigga, theyre probably saving the other outfits for later.
What is with these talking checkpoint things where they spoil the runs? Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
>>730111647Five Nights at Freddy's
My cock is throbbing and dripping but I’m at work so I can’t masturbate. What do I do?
>>730111647psuedoregalia is unironically good
>>730111545
>>730111545kek
will we see pantsu?
>>730111521>need to see>not doYep it's /v/
>>730111678It used to be good. Everything went to shit after legacy league.
>>730111678filtered
>>730111609It's a shit lol so random mod.https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2962107814
Oh hey, I actually like Sparkle, their Pokemon Colosseum videos are cool. I didn't realise they were coming up. Awesome
This pig on ozempic doesn't deserve your simping
>>730111545the moment he was banned
>>730111695ironically one of the only runs im looking forward toim playing it right now
>>730111695I'm trying to figure out what a "PoE speedrun" even is?Like, do you just play the same character as everyone else? Are you locked to a certain build?
>>730111647Atlyss
>>730111730>he's never jerked off in the bathroom at workwhy even have a job
crazy how much grace these natural females have compared to those braindamaged malfunctioning TROONS
did i miss anything in the last 10 hours or so?
PoE1 babies ruined PoE2
I miss Sent. I wish they never promoted him because I liked him better in front of the camera.
>EUfags only had to put up with one shitty segment>Now we have two
>hatsoone meekuold and busted
>>730111189That couch + runner looks like a guaranteed rape accusation if you're within a 500 mile radius.
these two fine ladies should be at home getting plaped and having kids, why are they wasting their time on this shit?
>>730111821youre not enjoying the 100% natural chemistry between these four friends?
>>730111741I gotchu
Are these guys really that good of friends or is it all fake?
>>730111830They got to sleep over the troonblock
>All the good runs are between midnight and 8 AM for me (EUfag)Should I just pull an allnighter and sleep tomorrow during the boring runs?
>>730111821They probably did it to get him off the camera after all the complaints about his greasy hands handling the prizes
you know for a fact if there were an whatever/whoever in this panel of 4 people, they would be filtering every word and not having so much fun as they are having now
>>730111638
>>730111408she definitely swallows
>>730111780why is the concept of a speedrun not familiar to you? you try to finish the game as fast as you can. obviously you pick the character and build most suited for that goal
>>730111821I'm holding out hope, he made at least one surprise appearance last time.
GUYS GUYS GUYSRATE THAT PREMIERE OF THE RUNDOWN!!!
are KFFC's slippers for sale? asking for a friend.
>>730111780you play whatever currently known build is the fastest to complete whatever category you're in
>>730111817Brawl runner had a panic attack and pulled the fire alarmRun was cancelled and he was escorted out by security
Post when this shit segment ends
>>730111859that's what they do the other 50 weeks a year
>smugglers run speedrunners look like this
>>730111939But wouldn't that make a PoE speedrun pretty much 99% RNG?
is the skit over? is it safe to unmute the stream?
>>730111904They never talk or communicate with one another outside of this venue. What do you think?
>>730111950Z
it/its sounds like a dweeb
>>730111889NTA you're a freak for saving that
>>730111918It's honestly not worth destroying your sleep schedule over this shit.
>>730111889
>>730111997making it consistent is part of the challenge
Chibi won.
>>730111928A decade ago I would have never expected I'd end up missing him
>>730111212>fraction of the audience>fraction of the donos>miniscule fraction of the budget>still leagues better than GDQ>>730111238Shiiiiiet, got that one wrong.
I literally haven't comprehended anything that's happened on GDQ in the past 18 hours. I'm in a fucking haze. Maybe it's because I keep looking at porn on the side to sate my boredom but I swear nothing interesting has occurred since Rise of the Triad.
>>730112000yesno, dono faggot is still on
any free games to promote the GDQ cancer donation show or do all big corporation not care?
>>730111950SSS
This host sounds like someone doing an impression of a stuffy, by the book elf.
>>730111918He didn't fuck up his sleep schedule before the event in preparationSkill issue
>>730111840>deletedstruck a nerve didn't it?
>>730111889Yumyum
I tapped out during Split Fiction.
>>730111889double spoiler that shit
>>730112028You're doing the same as we speak
>>730112023this is your item/object host for these runs
>no umaru anonowari...
>>730111889AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>730111506They're both top of mySHUT THE FUCK UP list
>>730112039>lesbian AFi do not understand this, how can lesbian enjoy ass fuck? The impication to been ass fucked would be a dick in the ass, but lesbian shouldnt actually like dicks so how can she say lesbian ass fuck?
>>730111975expected from a smashfagnot surprised in the leastwhat was the real reason why they panicked, did they say
>>730111889ahh fucki clicked
>>730111303It should tell you something that these threads move lightning fast and are all hating them and the non-gdq threads ass kissing them barely get any posts.You are fucking moronic if you think this place actually likes them
>shovelclaws is host
>>730112148This feels photoshopped somehow
>>730112039>Lesbian AF>He genuinely thought becoming a troon would get him pussy
>>730112150He finally did his run, you didn’t wish him luck and he died.
>A beautiful painted stone
>>730111780poe 1 is pretty deterministic in itemization as you can craft a lot of shit or buy what you need from vendors if you know what youre looking forpoe2 you just find some shit at lvl 20 and use that for the rest of the campaignskill sequence, levels and bosses stay the same, there are speedrunning events every league or in between
reminder that the majority of the prizes never get delivered
>>730112150she just had her run, currently chilling out
the queen of speedruning Gianna Michaels...
>this voicewhat the fuck
Oooh it's a meme run guys! A meme run of a joke game! Oh boy get rev up those donnies we got some COMEDY coming right up! I can barely contain my excitement!!!!!:)!!!!!!
>>730112056>>fraction of the audience>>fraction of the donos>>miniscule fraction of the budget>>still leagues better than GDQASM...
>>730111369>Humiliated in the US>Leave for japan>Can't even exit the airport before being made a fool on national televisionSome people are just born cursedI know i'm one of them
>>730112182Just tired/anxiety over run so they were unable to get any actual sleep
>no fun neckbeards anymore What’s the point? I miss the dudes
>>730112148He would be a cute twink without the bum fluff on his face
>>730111651That's so fucking based. No more OVER ESTIMATE I'll assume his time slots are now filled with the same Spike DK run and some shit game Kung Fu "show cases"
that fucking miku screech peaked my left headphone
>>730111975>and pulled the fire alarmDid this actually happen? Do you have a link to the thread?
i'm donating
>>730112239gdq mods are based???
>>730112221so powerful she killed an entire event
Having to do my estrogen injection while Shovelclaws awful voice was speaking was a horrible experience
>>730112206oh no, my megaman perler that i donated 10k for got lost in the mail
>>730112221I can see the resemblance. Sort of.
>>730112221shame she noped out, shes nice and thiccc
A reminder that GDQ actively hosts "how to make a prize!" segments and panels so they can offer shit like painted stones instead of actual things of value.
GDQ is great inspo for liftingso i never turn out looking like these people
>>730112221Is that the ESA girl who got ESA cancelled?
>>730112265Happiness and joy is transphobic
>>730112284About what I expected. The decline continues.
???
>>730112039I refuse to believe that's real
i have to go
>>730112148If all you can grow in your face is confused ass hair, I suggest HRT.
>>730112272it's especially funny because a different staff member is doing a pokemon run for the finale this time. huge middle finger to him
>>730112284What was Fire Alarm
>>730112239lmao gottem
>>730112284I remember the anon that said "I'm looking forward to the Split Fiction run". Poor cunt.
>>730112284Some folx I know over reddit dot com are sure elated for the latest version of this grid!
>>730112370it's not
>>730112284>fire alarm
>>730112354MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS
>>730112242what the fuck is going in here lads
>>730112148Isn't that the former Nickelodeon kid everyone was talking about a few weeks ago?
>>730112284This is pretty grim if even a Spyro run got fumbled. Scott Cawthon and Rowling won
>2026>Still no way for surgeons to make trans people sound like womenHearing all of them put on this nasally voice just sounds annoying.How the fuck has science still not figured out how to make them sound like women?
>>730112221paizuri window...
>>730112284wheres SSBB?
>>730112284>the highest rating is for when the event stopped for an hour
>>730112282how do you suffer from anxiety as person who plays fighting games, sounds anathema to the conceptor are they not competitive
>>730112284>fire alarm currently in the leadel oh el
>>730112343yesn'tESA was in dire need of restructuring and her incident made it happen about a year or so earlier than it would've otherwise
>>730112284Fire alarm?
>>730112343lovare, yes
>>730112370>the de-transition was a successwhat some testosterone does to a man
>>730112389someone pulled the fire alarm near the end of FFX making everyone evacuate, it took two minutes for the audience to return and 20+ minutes to start the run back up
>>730112354>it/itsso am I supposed to wear it on my hands or?
>>730111889I should have checked the replies first.
>>730112503>>730112343qrd?
>>730112480ah meant for >>730112258
>>730112503>act like a whore on cam >get mad when someone treats you like a whoreI hate women so much
>>730112221mommy
>>730112284even the ratings are dying, this is the number of ratings that ESA used to get
>>730112284AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>730112503holy BOOBAwhatever happened to the actual cum guzzler from quite a few years agosomeone saved the webum?
>>730112279Just learn how to buy stuff from Japan.
>>730112567gipped
>>730112567huh?what G word?
>>730112567g word? Gay?
>>730112503what happened to the greasy fuck
>>730112567yanks need to mind their own business. Even lefty yuros hate gyppos
>>730111647Tail Concerto. Old as fuck.
Are there any vtubers on the event?
>>730112284As expected from tbcr my GOAT
>>730112370Because it was always a fake. Caveman changed his twitter nick and someone thought it'd be funny to use hijack it with his fap fiction pics.
>>730112643it's on the NA store
>>730112567>I don't think it's common knowledge that it is a slurI dunno what they're talking about, but is it really a slur if people don't even know it's offensive and nobody gets offended?
>>730101647>>730101647>>730101647 You sound like a faggot
>>730112567gnome?
>>730112680wrong eventstinky man got promoted
>>730112630>That Crazy Taxi run with the live bandGood times.
>>730112503I wish there were me
theres some guttertrashtierdogshitaids but overall a surprising amount of segments are balanced or acceptable so overall pretty watchable this year so farif its constant troonshit its so bad but with enough regular runs having some crazy insane troonruns is a fun laugh and ok
>>730112664gypmost americans don't even know that it's technically a slur
>>730112284>0 ratings on brawlHUH what happened?
>>730112354stop being objectphobic
>>730112576theres some writeup by her but it basically boils down to her "not feeling safe" outside the event bec she got "harassed" by some people in the hotel and someone made a sexualised comment towards her and didnt get reprimanded or somethingbasically nothing really happened but she decided to not attend anymorecan see where shes coming from but she was also a little bit overdramatic imo
>>730112576Her words: https://pastebin.com/sSEJm6vk
>>730112760Only Americans would think gypsies are people
>>730112738I thought that was a fun gimmick. It was my favorite run last year.
They're going to have this faggot sit on the mic until the $200,000 is met, aren't they?
Have any real women played?
>>730112726And you sound butthurt!
>>730112795I'd cum on her thighs!
>>730112795>Be slampig>Go to event in Sweden>Get enraged that the local somali act out
I've been watching since 2015 and it's fucking insane how these set ups still take so fucking long, it's actually nuts they didn't improve for more than a decade holy shit
>>730112750cool but, wheres the speed runs?
>>730112664I think it was Gameror gimped
>1 hour setupI'm surprised people still watch this crap
>>730112523Do you have the thread when It happened? I need to see the reactions
YALL TRANS RIGHTS YALL YALL TRANS RIGHTS
>>730112853that would be insanely cringe...
>>730112795>>730112503>>730112221>dresses like an attentionwhoring slampig on purpose in an event where socially awkward retarded nerds get together>REEEEEEE WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY ASS AND TITSshe's the one in the wrong
>>730112871...
>>730112786Run got macbatted
>>730112795Cope. She was sexually assaulted at the event and GDQ blew it off, with Uyama saying, "Dumb bitch got what she asked for"
oh god
>that voiceLMAO
I feel sick...
>>730111079What's your dream run? I would love to see fear and hunger 1 uncensored just to see how many people would get upset lol
dios mio
>>730112503She was asking to be raped flaunting her tits around like that.
TRANNY YALL
>>730112381Wexplan what happened here???
>>730112924Macbatted?
>that polka dot get upWOULD
what is that thing in the back
also gypsies is not a slur everywherehere in spain is like the apropiate way to refer to them lol
>promoting satanismPar for the course.
>>730112883you and me both buddy, shes fine and im kinda sad i wont see any more of her in tight outfits
please clap
>>730112917She ain't even hot, but /v/ and speedrunners are the thirstiest motherfuckers in the world.
None of those sheilas on the couch look like sheilas...
Those trannies on the couch are not even trying to sound like a woman.
I'm not so sure about this run bros...
>upskirt a dude in a dress with a secret hotdog
>she/they>deep as fuck voicenaaaaaaaaaah
THAT'S A HUGE BITCH/THEY
>>730112939She wasn't assaulted and she did get what she deserved.Ignore whores.
>Fat trans woman "Marx-cie">"SatanHerself" actually begs "Please Clap"You can't even satirise this. What the fuck am I supposed to say?
>>730112795Sounds like she didn't like being complimented by someone who she deemed out of her league and acted like a dumb woman about it. Only Chad is allowed to tell her she's attractive.
>please clap
What the actual fuck is THAT
those voices...
>fat, sassy trannygreat
WELL HOWWWDY YALL, IMA TRANNY YA HEAR
>>730112990Rabi Ribi 100%
It looks like a sports commentator got hired to present a GDQ run
>>730113043Why Satan is so hot.
>>730113053>What the fuck am I supposed to say?You're supposed to yell TRANS RIGHTS on cue and HOOOOOOYP.
>>730112889things got worse, because the competent people moved on, and they hired people in their clique
i enjoyed this game well enough but we really, really don't need to see it run every other fucking event
>>730112889>>730112853
is that a tranny?
>>730112795I am so used to see trans woman that seeing a real one is melting my neurons
>>730113029When you watch GDQ and are more likely to see a close up of some troons crotch than an actual woman, its easy to see why a slampig with big tits would catch someone's eye
>>730113120OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRB
are any of these individuals biologically female
>>730111203>>730111454we have this conversation every single marathon. they purposefully neglected to invest in popular speedrunners because>popular speedrunners can't easily be controlled>popular speedrunners actually have large followings that can cause friction w/ GDQ>popular speedrunners expect some sort of assistance (hotels, flights) for the service they're providingGDQ simply did not want to invest in them EVER, instead they went the route of "uplifting" small speedrunners AKA picking random speedrunners who feel that GDQ is their "big break". Actually GOOD, popular speedrunners expected some of the money the production team pockets to go to buying them flights/hotel rooms so they aren't both paying out of pocket to attend AND losing the money they would have gotten from streaming. I mean, if you did this successfully for a job would you really take time off of work to travel out-of-pocket to some insufferable event where you have to walk on eggshells the entire time or would you just take a vacation?
This is pretty much what I expected for a jazzpunk run
>>730113021imagine walking behind her that event while she's wearing that dress and seeing her fat mommy ass...
>>730112838Not to get too deep into /pol/ shit here, but why is it that yuros get their blimeys cor'd and the shrimp knocked off their barbie over American racism toward minorities for their preponderance of crime, but they'll come across someone talking shit about gypsies and double down on it without seeing the hypocrisy?
>>730113029To be fair she is next to a bunch of stinky hairy men in dresses so relatively she would come off as a 10/10
>>730113158polkadot is a girl with a very juicy PINK pussy
>>730113158Satanherself is which is surprising given she's a competent runner at a few games
>>730113000lurk moar
>>730112795>>730112503Fuck her. I miss Maral
>>730113158Satanherself is actually female.It's in the voice.The couch is all male.
>Marxcie trying real hard to look non chalant cause it itches down there>Manspreads
>>730111303The GDQ hons are some of the fucks actively trying to shut down this place.>>730111889Yo. I've got some mormons to terrorize. I'm gonna borrow that for a bit.
>>730112993What do you mean??
>woman manspreading
PLEASE ENGAGE
dude, at least try to sit like a lady
>>730112221>nearly killed an entire event because they didn't want to give her even MORE screentime despite the fact she had so much
she's a big girl
>>730113158lets just say that i have personally confirmed that satanherself is biofem
>>730113228No shit Sherlock
>>730112242Yeah, ASM is even better but if people know one speedrun marathon that isn't GDQ, it's ESA.
We need to protect genuinely nerdy hot girls, otherwise your space just gets infiltrated by soulless cosplay e-thots who don’t know shit about the hobby they’re grifting off of.
>>730113158The runner on the right, unfortunately
>>730113250Hitting that OG Mudbone pose you know he got a hanger
>>730113263>womanspreadingkek
Many women sit like this
>NEPOherself runit's all so tiresome
Any Satan OF or other porn?
does this dude get sexual arosed when sitting in a women dress on the couch while thousend are watching him?
>>730113273>>730113273>>730113273>>730113273
>>730113223Wow GDQ used to not be full of dysgenic people at one point like it is now.
>>730113117He even got the voice
BROS THE PERSON IN THE RED DRESS WITH SUNGLASSES IS > NOT A GIRL < !!!!!its a fucking guy man come on now
>>730113272>Nearly killed the event because she made the mistake of assuming the security team was providing securityftfy
>>730112439he hit himself in the nuts and played it cool until his bit was done
>>730113246Me clapping in the back
>>730113237
>>730113150YES CHEFWE GOT POKEMOOOOOOOOOOON
>>730113281Xhe asked, Watson.
this event is so much better muted
>>730113335>>730113335>>730113335>>730113335
>[2026-01-05 11:38:19] DELETED: Metallic_Soap (gotta say, as a trans person myself, the constant trans rights donos take away from the point of this event. Just my thoughts)Guess I didn't miss much while i was asleep.
>>730111239UR ADIMELESS SHITTER
>>730113138it doesn't matter if you are not having fun, it's for charity, just donate and shut up
>>730113328Enjoying the event?
>>730113263>>730113318
>>730113318it's the balls
>>730113318look at those fucking calves
>>730113263DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY
>>730113331Of course, it's all a fetish about pretending to have tits and being attractive to guys. Thats how they know they've "made it".
Man you people are obsessed with trannies, the guy in the back is obviously just doing it as a schtick
>>730113359What were they suppose to do? Chase a guy in the hotel they are not responsible for because she got a nasty comment?
>>730113021they replaced her with other biofems anyway, less tits though
>>730113223>MaralCan you believe elajjaz actually cheated on her? What a loss for him.
what is the point of having a couch if they aren't going to talk at all
>>730113423He really doesn't.
I LET MY ISEKAI ANIME PLAYLIST RUN ON MY SECOND COMPUTERTHIS PLAYLIST IS OVER 120 HOURS LONGITS FULL WITH SLOP ANIME
>>730113043is 'she' a spider? tiny arms and legs, giant body
>>730113223>maralthat's the cum guzzler I was talking aboutsomeone HAS to have the webum where she confess
Wait, are the screens reversed?Shoutout tech crew.
This could be an album cover
>>730113353that's ESAESA has cute girls
>completely fucks up entire events schedule>multiple runners now in limbo and times changed, fucking up their own schedules>forces woman to take over for him and she makes fun of him the entire time>"how can i make this about me"
>game videos are on the wrong sideshout outs to the tech crew
>>730113434Not lock her in a room with an alleged groper and actually prevent people not affiliated with the event from going on event rented floors
>>730113423DUDE LOOKS LIKE A DUDE DISGUISED AS A DUDE PLAYING ANOTHER DUDE (FEMALE)
>>730113423IMAGINE MY SURPRISE
>>730113407>check AGDQ it's the same names as always>check SGDQ it's the same names as always>check hotfix between marathonsit's the same names as alwaysMAKE IT STOP
>>730113318He sits like my dad when he yells at me from the couch for being effeminate
>>730113318This is how a woman sits
>>730113448he dodged a bullet because she ended up joining a cult
>>730113429The people obsessed with speedrunning have a high concentration of the kind autism that causes them to troon out.This event wasn't always filled with troons, it was top-down decisions and it ran this even into the fucking ground.
>>730113512well they somehow managed to end up behind schedule anyway so it doesn't matter
>>730113517>lock her upIn a room with no lock? Is that you Metako?
Actual hulking beast on the couch. Looks like a linebacker.
>>730113451Representation
>>730113532typical animesissy
>>730113532It's the "Thanos explaining it never happened and they deserved it anyway" pose.
>>730111414Damn she sexy
>>730113542nglhot
>>730111303who is this "we"?
>>730113512did the SHOUTOUTS TO THE GDQ TECH CREW WOOO already fuck up
womanly laugh
>>730113501Euro women always looked better desu
>that fucking forced tranny laughmuting this shit
>>730113501Actually cute, not just GDQ cute. Impressive, very nice
NO ARACHNOPHOBIA TRIGGER WARNING??? CANCEL THOSE FASCISTS
>>730113542
>>730113447sure, but not with women like hershes bubbly, feminine and has a nice body while not being afraid showing it off
>THaT'S neVeR HAppeNEd BefORe
This was supposed to be on the couch. Wtf happened? No room due to manspreading tranny?
>>730113542Dr.Robotnik?
>>730113586I thought you would have fucked off already, Gurafag
What are you playing while you watch?
>>730113638well, yeah.
MtFs are insane perverts. This guy just wants to wear a dress and spread open his crotch on cam for everyone to see
>>730113557blame cosmo. it was basically unheard of in speedrunning til he did it and opened the floodgates. it is extremely ironic that despite being the forerunner to speedrunner trannydom, he was permanently ostracized after he did it
is silksongs runner a tranny?
I checked in this morning during FFX and Sonic was supposed to start at 2 PM and now it's starting at 3 PMWhat the hell happened.
>>730113512what a pussy
>>730111414Who dis
>>730113705modded rimworldmodding rimworld to be exact
the girl with the red dress isn't sitting very lady-like
Why do you consistently watch all of these events if you hate trannies so much anyway
Fucking lmao he has to be doing it as wide as possible on purpose.
>>730113542sex
>>730113767the answer is in your question
I SAW THE PANTIE OF THE TRANNYWHY ARE TRANNIES ALWAYS DOING THAT
>>730113673they didn't really explain it, just said she couldn't be there
>>730113532Post skirt collection
>>730113762she's a big gal
>>730113673Its a full fishnet pantaloons that hes wearing .. its caged down there
ah, I get it, it's just a cosplay attempt
>meanwhile, at ESA
>>730113767because I actually like speedrunning
I'm surprised no one has done any screenshots of the runner cam and done any AI shenanigan's
girls like satanherself become 11/10's in this environment
>>730113705Bloodstainedfarming runs on Nightmare difficulty sucks so much ass
>>730113705Blue Revolver
>that fucking Joker cackle
>>730113796It's a fetish
>>730113673too hot for gdq, we have rules here
>>730113512>week long event>somehow manages to fuck it upTrannies need to understand they can't do everything by themselves
guy in the red dress is a comedy genius, this shit is straight outta Brass Eye
>>730113767troonspotting is funshitposting with likeminded autists during a week long event is fun
i can't stand these people's voices and commentaryi can't take this shit anymore
>>730113767I don't.
>the manspreading
>>730113767I can’t leave my miggers hanging.
>>730113501God I need to see her getting fucked by the biggest nastiest black man in the world
>>730113885kek
>no KeizGreat start. Now someone please tell me LE WACKY SONIC SCOTSMAN isn't here either and I'll watch the whole week and stop complaining about Spike and KungFupa
>>730112797>>730112795it's sad to read this and it's all just nothingburger>random people got off on the same floor as me, so i reported them to security and got them kicked out of the hotel>someone put their hands on my head from behind and i immediately assumed they were going to kiss me or sniff me>asked to interview(?) an "alleged groper"(?) but nothing actually happens>felt uncomfortable that someone drunkenly talked about their wife's body in a positive wayi thought she would be chill
>Open devil worshipping on a kids streamHow the fuck is this allowed?
What the fuck even is this game?
>>730113250
>>730113767because it reminds me of better times
sunglasses inside is so douchey looking
>>730113865i very much despise this brand of millenial, and i'm saying that as one
>>730113796you know why
>>730113767tranny shenanigans can be funny sometimes
>>730113885>the manspreader chad>the restrained virgin
is the prize goblin and his horrid feet at gdq this year?
fucking christ it's not even the posture it's the mannerismsthat dude is so fucking masculine
>>730113958kek
>>730113941why not? are you a christ cuck in 2026 or something?
>>730113767BECAUSE I'M UNEMPLOYED FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
This has never been a family friendly stream. They don't believe in families.
I THINKWHITE MAN WHO WEAR WOMEN DRESS TO GIVE PANTIE PEAKSARE TOXIC TO THE TRANSS MOVEMANT
>>730113958Based
>>730113512QRD?
>>730113958KINO
>>730113941Satan worship is based
>>730113932>Now someone please tell me LE WACKY SONIC SCOTSMAN isn't here either and I'll watch the whole week and stop complaining about Spike and KungFupaHe's not here until the Starfox 64 run of tomorrow
>>730113815>njpw
>>730113958lemao
>>730113980yeah. THAT'S the problem
I believe in Joe Hendry
MACHO MAN
>>730113941I'm sorry for your retardation
>>730113958
>>730113767I like hanging out with the bwos.
just pinched off a fat shovelclaws, it fucking reeked
>>730113742its GDQ, assume tranny until proven otherwise.
>>730113948It's a meme game that was funny for a very specific time period.It dated itself too hard, if you played it just a year after release you were already bored of all the quips.
>>730111414>>730113752Nevermind I found her!
why is the tranny so fucking nervous?
what's with the recent wrestling revival
>>730113512why not just take melatonin or zquil or any of the other over the counter sleep aids? I swear some people would rather moan and groan about a problem then fix it.
This would've been a good run if it weren't for the fucking couch and host
here's some speedtech for the new captcha:if you get the one that shows the dice, it's always the one with the highest pips. so if you check the first pic and its 6, you don't need to look at the other two. if the first two pics are different, it's always the higher number. if the first two are the same, obviously its the third pic.idk about the shape one, but seems like if the star is an option, it will always be the star
>>730113958This is the best thing to come of this years troon games done quick.Thank you.
ppl look so dysgenic compared to ESA
>>730114008It's obvious he was just forced to be dressed that way for shit and giggles, he doesn't give a fuck
>>730113958Heheheh
>>730113767sweaty, I am trans, and you should be tooenter discord
>>730113250>>730113958nice
>>730113958kekarooni
>>730114028>"I have insomnia that's only caused by going to speedrunning events">"so i went to a speedrunning event and got insomnia, didnt sleep and had a panic attack">then drops out of his run>black woman has to take over>black woman spends entire run talking about how she's also tired but still managing to run>obviously dunking on the guy>turns out the guy tweeted out prior to this that he had 14 hours to kill but didn't spend any of it sleeping
>>730113939>random people got off on the same floor as me, so i reported them to security and got them kicked out of the hotelIn her defence, it's in Sweden. These were probably migrants staying at the same hotel.
>reddit-core game>trooners of the annoying kindk fellas, I'm off for a bit
>>730113958>[Rumbling]
>>730113980i wear my sunglasses at night
>>730114129AEW brought back REAL wrestling in America
>>730114127probably tweaking
>>730114141Thankfully they are mostly silent
>>730114139It's amazing how many people walk around with so little agency.
>>730114129multiple companies got a clue and started putting on good shows (unlike speedrunning)
>>730114095Only reason to come here these days.>>730114117well done anon!
>>730113941Did you look at the couch?You knew this money laundering event that goes to "cancer awareness"(which is this really cool thing where money gets funned into ad campaigns filled with cancers statistics) is not a Christian endeavor.
>>730113894saaaar
>>730114194
>>730113941lmfao chr*stcuck go suck pope feet migrants
is the game usually this quiet ot did they fuck the audio levels
>>730114245so marketing towards dweebs and nerds instead of edgy cool kids like back in the 2000s, okay
>>730113958LMAO
>>730113958makes my fur slippy
>>730114194obviously he was stressed and freaked out. it's not like he spent 14 hours messing around and just forgot to take a nap
I KNOW STREET FIGHTERI KNOW WHAT THAT ISI RECOGNIZE THIS REFERENCE CHAT
>>730113958based
>>730113941Do you not remember last night when a tranny literally said they liked kids on the couch and nobody said a thing
>>730114037Rest in peace king cobra
>>730112797>404 Not Found nginxpowerful words
>>730114141Would it have? This game looks like it fucking sucks.
>>730114174fenneko sexo
>>730114194sucks, but if you only have problems sleeping over these severe peaks of stress, just take some sleeping pills and be done with it
>>730114287Races usually have fucked audio, like really low volumes and only enabled on the person ahead in the run. But yeah this seems completely silent
>>730113958>John Madden and his stand Dude Looks Like A Lady
>>730114287wouldn't want game audio getting in the way of this EPIC commentary
>>730114294looking back at this, I can see why bonesaw ended up being a male bimbo
>the Bonesaw J&D run is one GDQ away from being a decade oldTIME, PLEASE STOP.
>>730114283>>730113958
>>730113447>biofemsDon't use their retarded language, implying that there is such a thing as a "non-biological female". The word female already exists.
>>730114307NO YOU DONTFUCK OFFSTOP MAKING ME LOOK AT DICE
>>730113512When all else fails an edible knocks me right out. Is this in a state where it’s an option, or is it in a third world shithole like Florida or Ohio?
>>730114384Oh wow, that’s amazing!
I can’t stop salivating when looking at big breasts.
man
>>730114369kek
>>730114012>>730114037>>730114089>>730114271Evil is a real thing that exists.No, it's not needed to be in balance with good.No, it's not misunderstood and cannot be your friend.Repent while you still can.
>>730114317Werks for me
>>730114350reddit tier commentary, next she/they gonna ask for up doots
>>730114460This but tranny crotches
>>730114431I think they're in Pennsylvania so not legal.
>>730113767I genuinely don't care for or against trannies, I just like watching things with you guys because it's fun, and the threads are funny when they react to the runs or the runners or the commentary etc. I particularly love GDQ because it's a week straight of watching things with you, where I can watch during work from home and while playing games after work too, all with you guys.
>>730114482lol llllllllllllllllollllllllllllll
>>730114384gonna rewatch that for old time's sake
>>730114417chill with the anti-trans remarks, anon
>>730114384Bonesaw is a fag now too so its fitting
>>730114462>shitposting with the Twelve Tasks of Asterix
Y'ALL Y'ALL Y'ALL
>>730114482the power of christ can smell you. take a shower chud
>>730114462> pickek, nice
>>730114160you should submit this run to SGDQ
What the fuck that laugh?
>>730114283The first time I read it I thought the tranny was saying that about trolls in the audience to motivate Ozmourn to clutch it
this whole game looks like I CLAPPED BECAUSE I SAW THE THING I RECOGNIZE
>>730114559No, I don't believe I will
Can someone kill that guy
>>730114523Same but unironically
>>730114482Every knee will bow, we pray for them
>>730114462Based Obelix
Why was this game an incentive? Is this a game people actually like?
>>730113980Try it once and you’ll be brimming with confidence. It’s such an incredible social hack.
>>730114569>>730114603duality of BD enjoyers
>THIS was supposed to be on the couch for this run but didn't showfuck this gay earth
Remind me on the couch lore, wasn't that reserved for commentary?
>>730113958lmoa
>>730114685It's so randumb
>>730114569
>>730114549I dislike trannies but i agree
Giving this run an A since it makes christcucks seethe.
>>730114695>filter so thick she doesn't even look realthis bitch looks like cosmo irl
I miss this guy.
>>730114695he's cute
>>730114482Satan is the person that keep sinners where they deserve to be, meaning there is nothing wrong if someone name themselves Satan as long as they don't sin themselves.Try to learn your own bible history, or at least play a video game that got bible history so you don't bore yourself out
>>730114685it is inexplicably run like every other GDQ. it's alright to play once but i have no idea why it has become a GDQ staple
>>730114549You should watch RTA instead. Better threads
>>730114045FUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK
>>730113941>>730114482God casually talks with Satan ("the adversary") in his court.He also sends evil spirits to torment Saul.https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Job%201%3A6-22&version=NASB Now there was a day when the [a]sons of God came to present themselves before the Lord, and [b]Satan also came among them. 7 The Lord said to Satan, “From where do you come?” Satan answered the Lord and said, “From roaming about on the earth and walking around on it.” 8 The Lord said to Satan, “Have you [c]considered My servant Job? For there is no one like him on the earth, a blameless and upright man, [d]fearing God and turning away from evil.” 9 Then Satan answered the [e]Lord, “Does Job fear God for nothing?
>>730114739these people only know christianity through infographics and memes, don't even bother with them
>>730114730Sad what happened. Nobody should have to die that way.
>>730114129world of sport reruns
>>730114703While event organizers retain veto power, runners have absolute authority over couch guests for any reason or no reason at all
>>730114703Anytime it's full of trannies and the game being run is quirkyslop the whole run is just a casual hangout letsplay.
>>730114641References and callbacks were the """peak humour""" of the time. Red*it and 9gag thrived, and marvel movies were busting every block in the world.
>>730114606i will, gonna be the big finale next time
that guy out of drag
KWAB
>>730114717Cringe.
>>730114861simpler times, I miss 2014
I sent a $100 donation saying my favorite wrestler is Hulk Hogan and they haven’t read it yet.
>>730114730Online GDQ had some highlights for sure
>>730114482>>730114679Also, learn to not throw your pearls before swine.
>kevin nash donokwab
>>730114303if he had 14 hours he could have spent an hour of that getting sleeping pills
I remember liking this game as a bit of LSD Dream Emulator-esque time killer. What a dismal game to speedrun though.
Trannies dream about the summer of '92
>>730114890looks like someone else but i can't put my finger on it
>>730114928oh noo anon that's awful, send one more donation to get their attention
>>730114934at the time, people in the threads were saying GDQ should just stay online since it gave us kino like this and Rocko's Quest
Kevin R Nash? The very same who was raped in that sizzling hot summer of '92?
>>730114890>>730114695That level of troon would scare anyone off the couch.
>>730115014Chad Rocko
NONONO
>hail satanAight im gonna submit a formal complaint where do i go
>>730114549I am not your friend
>>730115014Based Rocko
>>730115051She looks like she has nipple piercings.
I'm about to throw up
JUST LIKE THAT FAMOUS CELLPHONE GAME, FRUIT NINJA LMAO SO COOL
Just got back from picking up lunch and the couch looks obnoxious as fuck, guessing they will not be banned.
This run is>forced entertainmentI'd prefer 3 guys doing a speedrun and explaining it.
Can they not hear the host? They keep sandbagging him lmao
>>730115051pure sexo
>Shoko Nakajimawhat /pw/ poster donated?
>>730115074>In a way a kids event>full of lgbt discussion and saying inappropriate cringe
>>730113542Sad that that's at least an 8.5/10 by GDQ standards.Also, someone bake.
I’m out, F/Z this run for me
>she has a boyfriendFuck this
I’m going to submit my run for The Forest next year
>>730115141wait, should we cheer the drag troon on then? shovelclaws is aids
>>730115134??those are the best speedruns
This host fucking sucks.
>>730113542She’s a cutie desu
no wonder the gdq audience liked kevin nash
I don't care about the run but Satanherself is a cutie. More runs with her could save GDQ.
Watching GDQ now feels like being inside the "Emperor's New Clothes" folktaleLike, am I the only one seeing this massive hulking, hairy man dressed as a woman? Are anyone else ever going to acknowledge it?I can feel myself slowly going insane
Satanhimself
>>730115051
I don’t like when they call me chat. It feels dehumanizing.
>>730115221life is simply unfair
>>730115208I'm only still here to make my Z count. Fuck this run.
>>730115221Any girl who looks marginally attractive to you in a public setting does 99% of the time.
>>730115208Unfortunately chart-anon only counts replies to his own post.
>>730115132wemb is very tim&eric esque
TANAHASI RETIRED?!?!
>>730115336Bro turn off the run right now and watch his last match with Okada
>>730115272she looks like the younger sister of that fallout actress on amazon with alien eyes, bro, get real
heccin wholesome satanrino
wow gravy boat race isn't that so wacky and random haha
>>730115336Yeah, he lost to Okada in the WK main event
>>730115272My condolences
>>730115272yeah she cute
>>730115318>all the marginally attractive girls i see irl have a bf>all the guys are singlehow does that make sense
The sheer power in those humongous tranny claps. Imagine the ear damage.
>>730115336Everyone kept chanting go ace so he went. Go and watch his retirement right now.
>>730115394shes annoying
>>730115372>>730115356>>730115356>>730115336>fake fighting fans>in the fake women evenNot surprised in the least.
>chatis it dead on twitch too? the youtube chat is one retard that paid for membership and jannies
>>730113958Needs a dark line to emphasize how muscular his calf is.
when overwatch?
>>730115440Nah you are
>>730115441This is the chat, newfag.
>>730115440wrestling is literally bollywood tier
>>730115441Has been for years man, subs and donos only.
>>730115394just fuck your mom already. drooling over ugly girls that look like her is getting you nowhere
did this game come out in the wake of portal 1&2? seems wacky and quirky with the same amount of snark and meme refs
>>730115441no, in twitch chat we have trans rights and everything, super cozy
make another thread, bitch
>>730115440how have you visited any of these threads without the nth unfunny HEADBANGA ritualpost this entire time?
God that thing in the red dress is repugnant, I had an Uncle who used to crossdress and he looks exactly like that waste of space.
>>7301155292014 was peak millennial humor
>>730115550Do it yourself, bitch
>>730115550No bish, we ride until 3 threads from page 11
>>730115536the only right thing trans do is join the 41%
>>730115441if you want chat you'll have to hang out with the cytube retards
don't worry about baking the next thread, i'll handle it
RATE THE RUN
>>730115620>>730115620>>730115620
>>730115627S
>>730115610Don't put anime shit in the OP
>>730115627C
>>730115627no
>>730115627KKK
>>730115627ZZZthe couch gave me cancer
>>730115665anime website
>>730115665ok
>>730115627D for drannies
>>730115561reposting gifs doesn't mean your a fan of something.I've reposted shit I don't even know where its from.
>>730115627F
>>730115627D for Didn't watch.>>730115394Let's not exaggerate, but she looks like she'd make a loyal wife.
>>730115585
>>730113941>NOOO, NOT MY MAGIC BOOK SLANDER
>>730115627D
>>730115627C, run was okay but the commentary was terrible
>>730115627K
>>730115627B
>>730115627D idn't watch
>>730115627E
>>730115775>looks loyalshe's into that poly life.
>>730115665LOL GET CLAPPED
>>730113826I prefer my cringe natural and free range, but what are you thinking?
>>730115627D-
>>730115627DI like Jazzpunk, but at a speedrunning event it's pretty much that annoying friend who shows you a 15 minute """"funny"""" video on his phone and talks you through the jokes.
>>730115627D. Commentary fucking ruined it.
>>730115627DTOO MUCH SHREIKING
>YALL
>>730115980Apt description.
>>730115627F. Everything about this is utterly repulsive. It's early 2000s internet humor in a 2010s skin and neither of those things is a good thing.
>>730115627stopped watching when it was at the title screen
>>730115627ZAwful, unfunny, uninteresting, just terrible from every angle. Said that in the new thread, just covering my bases.
>>730115627FSelf-explanatory
>>7301163066 7
>>730116502I'll raise your funny number with an even funnier number
