Now: JazzpunkNext: Sonic AdventureLater: Pokémon Legends: Z-AStreams: https://www.youtube.com/live/IzylNJUIGwc | https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730111079
I'm in
>>730115627ZZZ
.
Guys... I can't do this anymore... But it's only day 2...
i haven't caught all of the event so far but i can easily say this was the worst run yet
Migging>>730115627Z
>>730115620Chibi won.
we don't need to do the dlc, i trust you it's funny haha see i laughed i believe you, let's move on okay
>Sonic Adventure at 2:38pm>Look at the schedule>Got pushed back half an hourSiiigh
>>730115691Fucking grim
F for absurdist let’s play
>>730115627Z
>>730115691proudest pirate of my life, next to the Ultra Deluxe version of the Stanley Parable
I just want to see how bad the pokemon run is
>>730115627F
>10% fundedNo one wants to see this shit go longer than it has to
>even more of this shitwhy
>>730115691justice for my boy alec
>>730115705This mogs split fiction
>>730115627C
>>730115627D
>>730115743DONT YOU WANT MORE GDQ?
didn't watch, instantly fucking hated it within 1 second of the run beginning naturally.
>>730115723wtf is that real?
>>730115627Zworst run yet. unfunny racers, unfunny couch, extremely grating runner voice. no, just no.
>>730115627Dpretty boring
>>730115627D, race was good but the couch and host ruined it.
>>730115691That's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
I'm a migger !
i like jazzpunk but this run made me cringe retroactively
>>730115723>quit 80k per year job to be borderline homeless in japaneven when chibi wins he finds a way to lose.
>>730115691>misgendering beautiful Stefanie
Who has the biggest tranny gamer cock
Satanherself looks factory built for facialabuse.
>>730115705this was unironically a middle of the road run compared to some of the dogshit we've seen
>>730115780>ZA is so dogshit they decided to paywall the story
>>730115620>Now: JazzpunkRetard
>>730115627F. I'm trying to draw while watching and this shit pissed me off
>>730115723If he decided to tranny and actually looked like that then that's not bad at all
>>730115627N for Not a speedgame
>>730115723why do you keep posting this
>>730115723cute
>>730115793I don't think anything will top split fiction in all it's sheer awfulness.
>>730115627ZAwful, unfunny, uninteresting, just terrible from every angle.
>>730115723what the actual fuck
>more shitpunk
>>730115894jeez, i can hardly believe that but i will have to
>>730115780everyone ive seen play Z-A just shits on the game
>>730115780They keep fucking putting boring ass 2+ hour pokemon runs in the middle of the day
>>730115901still doing the dlc run now, RETARD
>>730115723https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/filename/Howthemightyhavefallen2.png/
La Creatura de Speedy Gonzalez
>>730115912fygoon would like this
>>730115892Yeah, I'd watch that.
when is the claude plays pokemon silver run?
Migged
>>730115780Don't worry I'm sure anonymous will come in clutch with thousands of dollars.
>it's still going
Whenever the host says yippee I just hear Tony Hinchcliffe.
shovelclaws is doing a great job! xD
>>730115931I'm going to be so annoyed when this gif really does just count down slowly to zero.
Can we truly blame him for the current state of the event? It is true the number of neporun "showcases" (ads) has noticeably increased since he took over as event scheduler but it's always been bad.
>>730116054With no comment
>>730115892kek i could see her on page 3 on eFukt
>>730116069Horseshoe theory of unfunny faggots
>>730115780don't worry, they'll be shilling that hard for the next three hours
IM A HEADBANGA
>>730115931it's more enjoyable enjoying to watch this clip to the end than using that time to see the DLC run instead
>>730115627F. It's like if killfrog.com were a video game.
>>730116013after he gets past ball man
>>730115963guess whyit's shit
>>730116097is this creature even at the event this time? did he finally buy new socks/
the host sounds like someone making a nerd voice
>retards voting in this threadyour votes are wasted
>>730115931Legendary pull
>>730116093It did.>>730116140Agreed. At least there was some goddamn anticipation.
>>730115931I watched the whole thing SatisfyingRated B - add it to the chart
RATE THE (DLC) RUN
>>730116097does he even have a directoral role? i think he just sets up the backend tech and such
>>730116097he strikes me as a pushover with no vision, probably lets any annoying moron who begs for their shitty idea to be in the marathon do what they want
thankfully it's over time for a real video games
>>730116196To be fair they did put the vote up when last thread was on page 10.
>>730116247BIt’s not that bad
>>730116247noi refuse
>>730115963>>730116157I like it
>>730115931Worth it, but only because this run sucks.>>730116231The color changes and the time up animation satisfied me.
C
>inflation fanart in the thread, all of a sudden
when's the visual novel block?
>losing to a womantruly embarrasingmight as well start chugging them titty skittles down and get an appointment for top and bottom surgery at that point
I'm starting to disassociate from watching this garbage.
>>730116247C
>>730116247Just make it end/10
>>730116170based sent delivers every time, popping the boys with his pile of ip-infringing perler beads and whatever fuckin zelda batleth the sword autist has donated this year
>>730116249>i think he just sets up the backend tech and suchlol no? he used to be head of prizes which was somehow like number 3 in the organization but now he's the equivalent of showrunner
>>730116249His role is "director of programming" which I'm guessing at least has some hand in what shit gets put on the marathon schedule
Finally time for Sonic autism. Fire up the Sonic deviantart folder, /v/.
Was there a single real woman involved in that run?
>>730116262So what? It's literally still up
>>730116321My run is up next!!
>>730115620based
>run over >They check twitter
>>730116247D+at least it was over sooner
>>730116247BRuns about whacky games work when they're short
>>730116365
>>730116365All I have is the porn folder.
>>730116298I should rewatch jurassic park
>>730116384I hope you break a finger!
>>730116342that doesnt answer my question
>>730116402Nice
>>730116097I don't blame him, nobody wants to watch speedruns on a speedrun event. Also, speedruns where they just explain the game is boring, jokes are random conversations are just much better.Anyway, I am having a blast, it's for charity anyway, just donate some money and enjoy the ride, /v/ take GDQ way too serious
just now realized this event was going on. did i miss any cringekino moments?
>>730116384>"What, you're watching the speedrun without donating? Don't be greedy..."
Is pic related part of sonic adventure? I just fap to the porn never played the games.
>>730116247K
>>730115920QRD?
>>730116487
>>730116097Nah, Sent's just a gremlin who finally made his way up in the world a little bit, shits always been cringe since at least 2015.
>>730116371TRANS MEN ARE REAL WOMENSTOP ENSLAVING TRANS PEOPLE AND FORCING THEM TO PICK COTTON
>>730115649Swear I saw this bitch post her nudes on Reddit earlier today
Can anyone share what scripts they use to debloat twitch?
>>730116503GO WATCH THE SPLIT FICTION RUN RIGHT NOW
>>730116545>obnoxious runners and couch>not a speedrun>trans rights and lgbt cringe the entire time
>>730116503ew wtf
>>730116402BAZZED
>>730116537shes introduced in sonic adventure 2
>>730116613Watch on youtube
>>730116613Yeah here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzylNJUIGwc
>>730116613>watching on twitchfucking kek
When are we getting another Dage4 run?
>>730116613watch on youtube, ublock just werks
the donation reader sounds like sonic
>>730116613Watch on yt instead, twitch is unusable garbage
>>730116613twitch html5 player + uBlockTwitch becomes usable even in this trash with that combo.
>>730116613No, ttvlolpro stopped working again so i'm just watching on youtube with chatty for chat.
>teto fanbandwagoning onion boy.
>people in this thread watch a twitch event on youtubeishigddt
>>730116645Oof. Definitely not watching that then.
>>730116732Only for brainlets who can't block ads, but it's nice to have an alternative regardless.
>>730116613this one takes care of all the ads. 7tv is also useful for disabling bloat on the site, check the settings
>>730116170>>is this creature even at the event this time?i dont think so, hes not in any of the backstage photoshttps://photos.gamesdonequick.com/AGDQ2026/AGDQ2026-Day0
>>730115908Because people keep responding to it with the same replies.
a real woman on the couch! finally omg LETS GOOOO HYPEEEEE
>>730116719Right now!
>Katie4
Sorry guys, my doctor told me to avoid trans fats
This is exactely what I picture when I see those Sonic comis.
LET'S. GET. DOWN. HECK YEAH SO HOYYYYYYP
>>730116097I dont think its true that gdq needs these showcase segments to fund the eventA leaked sponsorship deck showed that they ask for between $5-10k for a small package, these indies will be on the lower end of the spectrum. A handful of 'showcases' will be a roudning error of and event that makes $80-100k per day on ad revenue and subsare we wrong?
Oh yeah, "Katie4" used to be a guy.
fatie4
1 autistic ham planet1 autistic ham planet troonand 1 turbo autist jeet
based interesting sonic hamplanets
>Fat chud runnerMight be bearable
>sonic adventuresovlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIQF0P91bKM
>>730116613ublock + youtube
There has been at least one faggot on each run, except for the run with no coach. This shit is getting ridiculous.
>pastel shoesC'mon man
>troon modding
>>730116887>used toYeah that's not how it works.
>she/her
>>730116770Bezos got too greedy. The website fucking sucks. YouTube isn’t perfect but at least it’s not a bloated piece of shit.
runner and couch cut from the same slop
Isn't that the dude who did the really good SA2 run one year and then trooned out immediately after?
>>730116887
This man has a super tiny mouth to face ratio.
Do they at least spray those cushions with lysol between runs?
>>730116770Splitting the viewership makes both numbers look less impressive and optics are everything. I can't think of a good reason they did it.
Did the actually mod trans flag shoes on Sonic?
wtf is with the shoes? were trannies in the 90s as well?
>>730116958that is correct
What's wrong with his shoes? WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS SHOES?
SHOUT OUT TO TECH CREWfor correctly wiring the fat guy to he/him pronouns
is this the guy who had an S-tier Sonic run a few years ago and then immediately trooned out?
I'm sorry /v/ but I have to turn this off for good. I can tolerate a lot but giving Sonic tranny shoes is too far and I'm out. Hope you guys can enjoy at least some of the other runs because this is just fucking dire.
>>730116993Imagine the smell
2 days in. Has anything fun happened yet or can I go back to not watching
>>730116770>dude blocking ads on twitch is so easy, you just have to follow these 15 steps that change every month and don't actually work if you live in a first world countryfuck off, no reason to bother now that it's on youtube
finally a speedrun? with a fast game? and good techniques?
>trans shoesOh the thread is gonna be fun
>>730117024yep
>>730116993>Do they at least spray those cushions with lysol between runs?Anon...
>>730116869>being so fat an ugly everyone assumed you're the tranny on the couchSad.
Withermin is a guy though right? This run could be goodI have hope
Guy is actually good at the game
ok this one has cool tech
So, are they gonna dress that this is a modded version? At all? This bothers my autism.
>>730116995>optics are everythingShut the fuck up FAGfuentes.They would have curse-corrected years ago if they gave a fuck about optics.
>>730116958Yes, I still remember how hyped that thread was. WR pace I believe.
At this point, I'm surprised every fucking game run at GDQ isn't modded to have trans-coded textures/sprites
>>730117034ROTT was very good, DBZ Budokai was alright
>>730116687>>730116695>>730116696>>730116721>>730116740>>730116740>>730116918damn, ok niggas, my b.That's usually how I roll, but Twitch stream is ahead by a few seconds, but if you guys are all on YT, I'll just do that.
>>730117046I just have twitch turbo, you poor or something? kek
>it/it's
>"tranny shoes">they just look oily-rainbowpottery
Sonic the Hedgehog says trans rights are human rights
>>730117009this wtf is this? corrupted dreamcast disk?
>>730115649when did Joshimus troon out?
>>730117123streamlink not working anymore?
>>730117114Don't give them ideas
>>730116954>hamplanet on the left of the ouchthat's the guy in the plaid shirt's mom
>>730117141Have you heard it?
>>730117046lmao retardjust use ublock and add the listshavent had to do anything in a year and still works, zero fucking adsfucking zoomers
>>730117141sounds dehumanizing
>>730117046Just use VPN. Zero ads ever.
That flag didn't even exist when Sonic Adventure came out
>got twitch turbo trial for rrlat>forgot to cancel before auto renew
Fuck me that's fast
>>730117129i have been watching twitch for 13 years and have never given them a dime
Wtf is wrong with people they gave Sonic tranny shoes
SONIKKU
>>730117184works on my machine
>>730117193I do not believe you.
you ever wonder how many farts get drilled into that couch over the week?
>>730117161
>that fat ugly thing on the couch Top kek
>>730117178You can't just say random names and expect people to know who they are.
>>730116954
At least the run seems fun. But man where do they find all these gender specials?
did they make sonic trans cuz all the self harm in the run?
>>730117141At least it got its possessive pronoun right. Unlike you.
TRANS RIGHTS! Katie cuteeeee
>>730117162yea tails is strange in this one too
>>730117123Nigga, my reply was about a way to watch twitch so efficiently that it works in my garbage win7 32bit machine with just 2gb of ram.Twitch works even better than youtube in this low-mem environment.Use html5 player+ublock
>>730117284no I don't
>>730117046>no reason to bother now that it's on youtubeI'm glad it is on youtube now as well. I can't even open the twitch stream consistently with mpv anymore.yt just works though.
>>730117262trans rights
>>730116613I use FrankerZ extension and Twitch ad block script via Tampermonkey.https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutionsOr you could use Streamlink
>>730117291especially 90s sonic from the 'tude era definitely would not have said that lol
Rancid.
>>730116997there were like 4 or 5 trannies total back then
the sonic universe can be classified as hot chick heavenit'll make you love the franchise even more
yjk the whole hood hittin that shit on the left goddamn dem thighs
>>730117228why do you even have a payment option linked to your twitch accountwhy do you even have a twitch account
>>730117237?
When did SEGA lose their soul? When did the blue skies vanish?
>>730117291Yes he would. Read the comics.
>>730117214see my comment about living in a first world country, they try harder to give us ads. and any adblock solution that sends you to a "we'll be right back" screen during ads is just as bad>>730117224i should try this, they probably don't even bother serving ads if my IP is in eastern europe
>>730117358damn.... who was patient zero then bros?
ypieeee
>save statingFuck is this
>>730117382Reading is gay
>>730117298I canMarcellus
WHO THE FLYING FUCK LET SHOVELCLAWS BE A HOST?
Why isn’t Sonic voiced by Urkel?
>Dreamcast versionVery based. Are the shoes supposed to be trans colors?
>>730116887>used to be a guy.when did she change her genetics, organs, and skeleton?
Why is it the troons won't even try?>fat>hairy>masculine>granny clothes It's got to be a massive inside joke
>>730117370that's her knee
>>730117436Wallace?
>>730117382you're reading sonichu
>>730117291
>>730116952And youtube didn't? They reduced the bitrate of every single video ever uploaded on the entire website retroactively and you need to buy the original quality (they call it enhanced quality) Not to mention even ublock was getting cucked for a day or two before the team always updated it. Twitch might suck but they don't do this quality limiting shit.
Hung anon PLEASE POST IT
RIP dage4
did they mix up the names or is that jeet the she/her?
>>730117407Cosmo
I rather have the wiener slipping drag troon back
loving the couch!
At least this one doesn't have an annoying voiceThe gay guy next to him sounds more feminine kek
>>730117354The anti-authoritarian teenage personification of freedom and rebellious youth culture would tell people what they can do with their bodies and enforce traditional gender norms? That's the take you're going with?
>>730117370Amy's cock...
>>730117370
>>730117460What do you think?
why does the couch dude on the right sound more feminine than the troon?
>>730117506Bless the tech crew!
>>730117475exactly
>>730117262>pastel shoes >pastel layoutTRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
>>730117407Arjun from the mahabharata, who spent seven years in exile as a woman getting fucked by gods in exchange for atomic bombs. Literally.
>>730117142>incentive for sonic adventure>one of the options is tranny shoes
>brandino59 is speaking>katie4 mic is the one showing visual triggersTECH CREW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>730117520i didnt know he liked fat blokes
>>730117506I assume it's tech crew.
AW YEAH I'M JUST IN TIME FOR SONIC->Tranny couch>Tranny shoes on Sonic Just in time to kill myself
Fucking creepy.
>>730117370*GLOK GLOK GLOK* *ptooo* need more amy cum
>>730115620SA TRANNY SHOES OH MY YUJI NAKA
>>730117237Ken Penders was such a fucking knob. How he lasted as long as he did I'll never understand.
>>730117531He'd have said no to drugs and to getting into strangers' vans or getting touched by strangers tho
Never forget what they stole from us...
>>730115620RIP
>>730117354Not to defend the tranny shit but he absolutely would not be against freedom of personal expression bro
>>730117654Why are Timmycels so gross?
Fuck donations
It's incredible how thoroughly co-opted speedrunning has been by trannies and fags.Why does it have to be this way?
>it/itsThis shits retarded. They them I can let slide but come on now
>>730117437me
>>730117626Sonic's brand was real weak back then. Nobody cared about some shitty comics prior to 160.
>>730117628>He'd have said no to drugs Yes, because addiction is a form of control.>to getting into strangers' vans or getting touched by strangers thoOnly if it makes you feel uncomfortable.
Gotta go fast
>>730117628only because he is faster than most vans
>Frontiers faggotThe Frontiers vocals are overrated as fuck
>>730117654This dude definitely takes thug dick up the ass
>>730117654WAIT WHAT THE FUCK THAT TRANNY BLOB IS HIM
>>730117667Can I get a qrd on why people are saying Umaru is dead?
This stream makes me angry.
>gal
You couldn't pay me to watch what comes after this
>>730117654The reveal that he was groomed on discord makes it depressing
>I'm a single gal YOU DON'T SAY?
>>730117574Trans women are real women!
>>730117654
>>730117746They're wearing the wrong microphones.
>>730117760Use fucking Google you dipshit
>>730117407Withdraw or whatever his name was. Original person who brought the fumos and played that Super Alice Land game that was a SMW reskin
>>730117654Man I remember this run. What a shame about what he's done.
>>730117654>Dage4>Katie4Ain’t no way blud troon’d out
>>730117506the jeet somehow sound more like a female anyways
>>730117462Yes.
>It/Its>That voice...I just can'tI can't fucking watch this year
>>730117801I need to have sex with this cat
Any webms/images you've saved from the event so far?
GDQ radicalized me.
>>730117785qrd?
>>730117782Didn't they just do a fucking host segment?Attention speed running community, You're fucking boring and nobody gives a shit unless you're running games.
>>730117654>DAGE4>KATIE4 is running now that looks like him but "female"
Didn't even play black knight but I love Knight of the Wind
>>730117801Ruined it with the tits
>>730117782you'll do it for free for the kino
>>730117801Trans women are failed men.
>>730117760Umaru was inspired by the author's real little sister, who passed away
uhhhh, no argick no watch
>>730117798he said simpleyou're deaf anon
>>730117801Harutomo activates my gender bender circuits as opposed to my tranny circuits.i.e. a need to breed
>>730117823Literally didHe was a goofy looking, but great runner, now just an abomination
>>730117851No fucking way people are still wearing masks
>>730115667>ZZZ
>>730117697You need to be super duper autistic to play the same game over and over and over and over again in hope to shave half a second from the playtimeYou also need to be super duper autistic to think that chopping off your dick, putting on a dress and calling yourself a lesbian will land you a girlfriend, so these crowds overlap very heavily
>>730117865he just gave you one lil zoom
>>730117760author of manga said the character was based on his imouto who died while the manga was in its early stages
>>730117865After the run he gives a shoutout to the discord community helping him come out
Hey it's me Fred Figglehorn thank you for the $100 donation
>>730117697autismit was doomed from the start
>trans wrongs
>>730117782adef's gym leader and elite four series is decent, if he drowns everything out with pokemon backend sperging it could be interesting.
>pokemon run next isn’t even the full gamewhy
>>730117905I'm glad he isnt here to ruin sonic
OH NO
>>730117934Rrrrrat
>>730117851
>>730117654wait...wait wait wait wait
>because it's in Japanese, he goes -ACK
>>730117882Its final boss theme is my favorite vocal/Not a lot of female vocalists in Sonic, understandably so, but it makes With Me stand out all the more.
https://voca.ro/1ekrvZBnlHOW
>>730117841Just mute.
>>730117841>this yearEvery year you find another runner has trooned out. Its a game to see who did.
>>730117851I'm trying to collect old ones as I lost my old folder a year ago when my old PC died.
>>730117905thank god they didn't reup his high speed cancer
>>730117967I'm guessing it's because it's an overall long run and the run becomes less interesting on a technical level after that point as it becomes more and more focused on League Point grinding.
>>730118029Does this chick still have the honor of LOWEST score ever via ratings? or has she been beaten
>>730117462>she
>>730117963i loled at that one
>>730117986kek
>>730118109jesus what did she DO?
Reminder.
>[...]but you can just press a bit to the right and down, and keep it there and you'll just win>And you can use this little break to use the washroom, get a snack and if you're really fast, you can even speedrun yourself jerking off!
>>730118086any% is over 6 hoursmaybe ESA stream 2 would do it
>>730118109Well we had a worse run this very event desu, ranking wise it might only be the 2nd worst but there's always more ratings for GDQ so should take that into account too
>>730118158>great show
>>730118146She kissed a black man, TWICE.
>>730118158he's right
>>730118146
>>730118158This would go over a lot smoother if their tech crew evolved with the rest of the show because they are just as incompetent nincompoops as a decade ago with this shit.
>>730118158>stop caring about the speedruns at the speedrun event, just enjoy the show!
BLESS YOU ANONYMOUS!
>40,000>anonymous
>>730118216I thought /v/ was into that.
>>730118229yeahtrans right
>anonymous 40k donationsure niggas, sure
>40,000$ "Anonymous" donationlmao.
>40k from anonymousWhich one of you faggots was it?
AND IT'S ANONYMOUS WITH THE STEEL FOLDING DONO!
>$40 k dono>anonymousso it begins...
that was my dono btw
>>730118158He didn’t say anything wrong here.
>>730118235Do you think she fucked/sucked all her simps that came over to see her?
>40k from AnonymousThis is definitely a money laundering scheme
>>730117470It's the skinny dude in the flannel that's the troon, unless they mixed up the names on the display. And assuming it wasn't a tech crew error, it's pretty funny that this beast is so fat and ugly people assume he's the tranny.
>>730118158>putting on a great show
>>730118158>charity first>trans rights second>nepotism third>millennial humor fourth>and maybe some speedruns
>40k anonymous sketchy
>$40 000 from anonymousAmazing how generous people can be in this state of the global economy and amid the lowest GDQ viewership ever!
>>>>>>>>
>>730118158Shit like this makes me wonder if spike was always this much of a faggot since the beginning and we just never noticed
You likin the run so far?
the guy in the plaid shirt is tails
>>730118236They're worse now because they're volunteers. Power Up Audio used to donate techs and equipment.
>>730118296at most maybe a handy
>>730118296anon those were all paid actors by her talent agency. she had two paid runs https://www.ggtalentgroup.com/content-creators/celina
>>730118296yeah for $100 a pop
>>730118281MeTrans rights
>>730118281It was a Mr. M. Bezzling
>>730118158Charity Event first I can understandBut the skits and "showcases" and faggy shit being ahead of actual speedruns I can't stand
>>730118345NO.
>>730118317Nah trans rights first. After this is over someone should go through the transcript and see how many times trans rights is mentioned compared to how many times cancer is mentioned.
FORTY Kimagine that. is this some saudi prince donating??
>>730118345The run is good but i could do without the troon shoes
Man, 40k anonymous dono. Somebody in our larger gaming community made it big. Or a trust fund bby or married money hard to say.
>>730118146she submitted 2 runs without knowing how to beat the games she ranthat's the tip of the iceberg
>>730118158>it's something our community should be proud of!you should be proud of the fact that you're turning yourself and your hobby into a circus act?
>>730118345I want to smother my face in Amy's ass.
>>730118345run is mechanically great but couch is boring as fuck
>get up to have a pee for 30 seconds>come back>miss a mega dono
>>730117359kek is that from that top 10 hot sonic characters video
>day 2>already the magical 5 fig anusnymoose donationslmao
>>730118341...you didn't notice?
When’s the Grindxmonkey run?
Trans rights = cancer
>>730118158wheres the entertainment then faggot?
watching on my telly
>>730118439The lesson is to start pissing in bottles.
>>730118439So you just happened to be away while it happened, huh? How convenient..
I hate fat "people" so much it's unreal.
>Were far behind the last years donations, quick think of something>40k random anon dono>yeah they wont even know what hit em
>>730118341The way leftys work you either pledge your allegiance to the tranny cock or you get treated as the next Hitler. They have no notion of nuanced thought
>>730118403Venezuelan oiler
>>730118439becky x pee
>>730118439That's a more interesting speedrun than most GDQ runs
>>730118307I don't have to assume, I know the fat guy is the tranny because he's been a Sonic Adventure runner there for years, before and after going trans.
brandino sounds so effeminate i didn't even register something was wrong when i saw the katie4 box light up when he was speaking
>it’s lagging because it’s on a console from 1998What did blud mean by this?
Has anyone from the gdq orgs ever left and shared some dirt on these events?
How much are the donos lagging from last year?
>>730118345i got it on mute since minute 1
>>730118560They kill all former staff members
>>730118307you can hide your masculinity under that amount of fat but you can't hide your masculine vocal chords even with that amount of fat
>>730118146Anon you have no ideaNot only did she not know how to really speedrun the games she was playing, they were "crowd control"To make it even worse, donating certain amounts would trigger specially made stream effects that she uses for her streamsNot only were they painfully unfunny and inside jokes about her exclusively, they would swarm the screen making it unwatchable
Fuck the trannies but I love Twinkle Park's music it's heavenly
>>730118345I turned it off. I'm watching Dragon Ball instead
>>730118385>transcript
I like the run and the runner really knows his shit.. but man the couch is rough.
>>730118490Additionally GDQ sponsors typically offer to donate their sponsoring sums over multiple donations of multiple sizse too during specific moments to create "hype" moments.
>Sonic-KunKunKunKun
>>730118487Genuinely, how do you even manage to get that fat?I was depressed once and went months without exercise and ate a shitty diet, but I never got even close to that level of obesity, it requires actual dedication
>>730118553that the emulator is not quite optimal
>>730118560no but you can find plenty of dirt on ESA because it's ran like garbage
>>730118453It's considerably ahead of the donation amount of AGDQ '25 had on day 2. Despite having 10k viewers less at pretty much all times. Must be generous oilers!
>>730118146you just had to be there
>>730118158>Ya'll need to understand GDQ has shifted with the time.>We get paid first, then the charity owner second and the sick third
>>730118429Understandable
tranny shoes
>>730118487Same
>>730117851Actually, I think this guy is rolling balls on molly or ecstacy or whatever you want to call it.
>>730118627Youtube generates a transcript automatically for all videos now. It might take a day or two to show up but it'll be there.
Is ESA still half day or have they gone back to 24/7 yet?
>>730118661to be fair they're streaming on yt toothey have 7k people there
>>730118660Esa is sovl
>>730118590it was 40,000 dollar anonymous donation time
>>730118493must be hard watching something other than fox news
>>730118724They went back to 24/7 with summer 2025
>OH MY GOD AN ANONYMOUS DONOR JUST DONATED A MILLION DOLLARS WITH NO MESSAGE
>>730118038I bet she gives pretty good sloppy toppy.
This is a great run when the guy's in the actual stages.Sucks ass whenever the host is talking, though.
>>730118661So no 3 hour stall fest while they beg for a stretch goal?
>>730116795>my addon spyware bloat is good at disabling bloatare you retarded?
when did GDQ become completely smothered in trans stuff? i dont remember it being this bad
>>730118560i've only heard vague stories and rumors from former runners (from circa 2010-2016)
>>730118724Last one was 24/7, and stream 2 was half day
>>730118805you mustve been in a 6 year coma
sonic is trans!
>>730118747Yeah and it almost died because the organizers ran it into the ground
>>730118651White trash family where the only food eaten in name brand junk food and soda. Childhood obesity that never gets addressed.
>>730118754wtf....
>>730118805Are you 10 years from the past?
You people are obsessed with trannies you know that?
>>730118448with amy's 3 arcs of hair, yes
>bricked upfucking freaks
>>730118146the holocaust
>>730118029what year / event was this?
>>730118805You're a time traveler
>>730118805Depends on your obsession with trannies, I don't really care so 99% of tranny stuff goes over my head
>>730118805>he already memory holed the trans rights every 20 seconds run from last yearblub blub
>>730118754>>730118846worst viewership in the last 7 years btw
>>730118805it has gotten worse with each installment. first it was only a few runners, then fatso trannies on the couch, and now every second announcer is trooning your ears
>>730118754what about views
>>730118805Great to hear about your recovery anon. What was being in a coma for that long like?
>>730118863It’s not us, it’s gdq
Cream got a nigga feeling bricked up
>>730118613Me too. I used it for my Tripod page back as a kid.
I am hopefully we'll one day return to style and substance over a need for forced innovation, gimmicks and graphics
>>730118874Of course the nig words are allowed
>>730118805It started with a runner forcefully outing their trans gf on stream saying they were trans in front of everyone. Then it was a slow trickle from that point on
>>730118754oh thats crazy, can you check for future times where these spikes happen also ? It seems they do a hype donation like this around the same time every year now.
>>730118903People just don't care about speedruns anymore
I just got home, how's the Sonic run?
>>730118651>eat until you feel full>eat some more>next time you can eat more before you feel full>repeatalso some people fall into the trap of coping through eating
>>730118754id donate if the money was going to an actually useful charity or organisation like msfwhy does an organization that basically only does advertising for screenings need millions of dollars? theyre not doing research, not treating people, not doing anything patient related ever and yet...
>>730118923that's enough
god I hate autistic people so fucking much
>>730118906>>730118903even if you add youtube its basically the worst ever
>>730118345Yeah, this shit goes hard on mute.
Why does he keep saying yippee
>>730118959Pretty decent but the host is fucking insufferable
>>730118903twitch + youtube numbers?
>>730118805in the wake of leftoid insanity and the paradigm shifts, we'll see troon double down and become increasingly cultists because it's human nature to clench their sense of identity in delusion instead return to sanity
>>730117905Probably the reason I have a visceral reaction to sonic speed runs/runners
>trans shoes>its just a muddied up rainbow because of the low bit depthhm...
>>730118158this mindset is why GDQ is failing. it should be speedrunning third, charity second, and entertainment first above all.the charity cannot be first because you cannot serve the charity if people tune out because they're bored or annoyed with the stream. for a long time they were riding high with the "if you don't like it fuck off" mentality but now viewership and donations are down and they're panicking because years of mistakes are finally catching up to themyou have to have something people want to actually watch for any of this shit to work, no amount of virtue signaling about how your decisions were done "for the charity" will change that. and the announcers forcing memes and being generally annoying is neither entertaining nor helping the charity, it's just attention whoring (because everyone from the runners to the commentators to the hosts see the event as their chance at a big break for their streaming career, they don't give a fuck about anything else, it's the job of the staff to manage that)
>>730118805Welcome back anon, if you need to catch up on anything else you missed out on in the past couple of years I'd be happy to help you out
>>730118873I wonder if the Plum artist does furries. I'd love a Surge or an Amy from him.
>>730118903but the donations barely had a dip
>>730118903Does it include the youtube views?
>>730118945yeah, knock yourself out.https://gdq.alligatr.co.uk/comp/gdq/theres scheduled donation drops for sponsors around prime times.
>>730118978Why do you hate yourself
>>730118651You ask this every thread, fuck outta here
>>730118903>>730118980wow everyone is SO GENEROUS this year, even more so than past years!
>>730119015i think they're just gay shoes
>>730118903time to buy view bots so your laundry money scheme can continue
>>730119042TWICEASGENEROUS
>>730118754>>730118903these numbers are so suspicious that i honestly wonder if they were viewbotting for a few years. just recently (past year) twitch has cracked down on this and revealed that several "big" streamers are actually just middling streamers with a ton of viewbots.
>>730118978hey man what did i do to you
>>730118158yall tranny bix nood
The runner himself's kinda funny, without the unknown entity in the back this would be solid
>>730118904>>730118904>>730118942>>730119009you guys are the only ones who gave me a real answer. thanks. what i mean is that theres constantly a little trans cosmetic mod change now.
>>730118980vinesauce gets more viewers than that every single sunday stream
>>730118805lefty troonism is an infection. you have to nip it before it spreads. gdq is a fascinating show of just how it infects and spreads when the targets are autists who don't know any better
>>730118805GDQ at this point has been like this 5x longer than the era that people actually liked
Watching /ourguy/ Speed in Africa and there’s a lot of black people there. Disturbing lack of diversity.
>>730119017>and entertainment first above all.
>>730118963>Eat until I'm full>Try to eat some more>Stomach ache and disgusted by food for the next day>Lose weightI'll never understand fat people.
>>730118994Quirk Troongus.
>>730118938A time long since passed sadly
>>730119017Anon how can you advise them to put entertainment first when you've seen the type of entertainment they do already? You want more adef and melo theater kid segments?
>>730119046>>730119004they are 9k below the previous worst.yt views don't even amount to 8k.It's the worst viewership no matter how you look at it.
actual jammer in that lava stage
>>730118805Lack of gatekeepingThis is why it's so important to be racist and toxic in every game community you love
>>730119151I wish I was fast and black.
>>730118903actually above last SGDQ right now if you add in the youtube numbers
MUDKIP LMMMMFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOLOL! LOL! LOL! HE'S ONE OF US LOOOOOL!
>>730119015>>730119067They look like those pearlescent kids shoes.
>>730119181> You want more adef and melo theater kid segments?Please no
>zoomers don't know meme cultureboomer bros............
How is claws single-handedly fucking up this run so much
>I just like mudkipsI GET THAT JOKE
>>730118345tranny shoes
baiting chat for donations by asking retard autism questions like "WHICH POKEMON DO YOU THINK SONIC WOULD LIKE" is hilariois
mudkipz
>>730118903hmm maybe destroying the event is not such a good choice after all? >>730118158
>>730119246yeah they're kinda sick
>>730119115actually they only cracked down for like a day and then pulled back when it revealed a bunch of their star streamers were botting like 40% of their viewers. twitch gains nothing from revealing to advertisers that nobody is actually watching their ads
>>730118713I was just remarking how in decrying the overabundance of tranny shit, you used another word with 'trans' in it. GDQ events don't have transcripts, they have trans scripts.
>>730119264it's not its fault
>>730119264It appears he is destined to attack Sonic Adventure runs specifically.
>I liek mudkips
i liek mudkipz
>>730118158>shifted with the timesadd it to the list
>>730119017I don't even believe that they put charity first, it seems more like they put virtue signaling first and everything else aftereverything they do is through the lens of virtue signalling bullshit and pushing their weird agendas, that's why every run has weirdos spamming 'trans rights' and every run has some tranny on the couch
If they are prioritizing entertaining people why is nobody entertaining?
How long until they remove the "Games Done Quick" part and just call it "Trans Rights Gaming"
>>730118805I feel like it was inevitable, speedrunning on a global scale is something no one gives a shit about, reduce that to just the gaming sphere and even still the mass majority does not give a fuck, so you're in a space that's a niche of a niche, and where do you think all the unloved losers will try to go and take the crown?
>>730118805>open 4chan>chat is in purple
>>730119330Get this man a fucking hamburger
>i didn't kill myself because of speedrunninglol
>>730119368Too good of a name to get rid of.
>>730119167this happens to me tooand if I get depressed then I don't even feel like eating because it's easier to do nothing
>>730119345>>730119331>>730119286>>730119265>>730119240>>730119257>>730119257
>>730119181well yeah, obviously that shit is hard to get right or it would be easy to become a top streamer from nothing. but if trying to be entertaining isn't even your first priority then you're fucked before even getting to matters of taste
>>730119301Oh. Well I totally missed that.
>runner talks about how speedrunning helped him>shovelclaws makes it about itselfwow
>>730118651It's a psychological disease after all, so don't be surprised that almost all fat people are damaged in a way. They hate themselves so much that changing their sex is considered the start of a new life. To defend trannies, their community (cult) is really "welcoming", that's why they are so good at grooming. A parasite just doing its job, consuming what's left and spawning its ideas.For me it's about trying to overeat because of stress. If I were born in a first world country, I can see myself being groomed and transitioning just because of the warmth I have missed all my life. It would not be a very long life, but I see the appeal.
GDQ - gay dad questions
>>730119368Games Done Right(s)
>Sonic Adventure was my grandfathers childhood game
>Tfw i couldn’t do speedruns because i say “dude” and “man” too much
If non-payers were allowed to participate in chat there'd be way more viewers. They should unban the banned games, unban the banned runners and stop pandering to lgbt (really just trannies) and furries. There, your 50k average viewers are back.
>>730119368Seeing as they have Games Done Queer for that, they're riding hard on GDQ being recognizable. I can see them making Games Done Queer the main thing if it [Heh] does well though.
i heard this year's pamphlets are top notch
is this dude saying he would have killed himself if not for the speedrunning community??
thread dying so nobody will notice that i will post cream
>>730118651They get fat when they're kids so they think it's normal and it just gets worse.
>>730119482not yet
>>730119487Cum in Cream
imagine talking about your family dying donating to this scum charity that does jack shit and being like welp my family's died yesterday but i like sonic
How come GDQ and twitch overall had way higher numbers when it was more niche and not as known. And now today when everyone knows about twitch it has way lower numbers despite the majority of views being botted?
Is it weird if I have autism and I dont like sonic
>>730119363yeah but i think part of that stems from the "charity first" mentality. bad faith actors get to tell gdq that they can't have harry potter games anymore because it's soooo controversial and they have to protect the charity from controversy
>>730119487Lanolin
>>730119482I'm pretty sure 90 percent of speedrunners would top themselves if not for the "accomplishment" of being very fast at video games.
>>730118651you have to understand americans dont consider water a default source of liquid. cheapest alternative is soda which automatically doubles the daily recommended calorie intake. they couldn't even lose weight if they ate 0 meals because of the gallon of coca cola that is chugged thoughout the day
>>7301188052017
>>730119487COUNTERING WITH PAN
>>730119528well yea it's a clear pre requisiteyou probably healthy
>>730119528Not at all, but do you like Pokemon?
>>730118651eat and drink tons of dogshit every single day and speed run sonic adventure
>>730119458Old man franchise.
>>730119528What's your weird shit you can't get enough of and think about all the time then?
sky deck should've been the SA1 stange in Generations
YIPPIE!!!!
>>730119129I’m gonna be real with you chief. I think it’s money. I’d like to think I wouldn’t sell my morals for money, but I think I’d fold over time.
yippie
>>730119462We don’t want bigots watching. GDQ and speedrunning exists for one reason: to be a safe space for BIPOC and trans voices. This event exists to platform and give each game’s community a progressive figurehead that pushes boundaries and lets anyone, except bigots, know they’re welcome. If you don’t like that, Counter Strike 2 and Dota 2 is down the hall and to the right.
>>730119527Millennials only watch political shit like Hasanabi and AsmongoldThe young crowd only watch nog streamers like Kaicenat and iShowSpeedGDQ simply has no demographic anymore
>>730119527Twitch used to keep it on the front page 24/7 + it was new and exciting so more people tuned in. Now Twitch is barely about video games so why would they shill it when they can just have some irl titty streamer or megaretard political reactor up there who gets way more engagement
>>730119527idk why you think twitch itself has way lower numbers, 3k viewers used to be some insane number for top streamers, now we have guys who casually go live to 30k every day
what the fuck is that obese slab of meat sitting on the couch
>>730118758must be nice defending trannies for a living
yippee
>>730119578what a waste of a good character design
>>730119528you're still a furfag most likely
>>730119582yes man self clear for one drinking fear to every meal
>>730119364they can't just go out and say that it's money laundering first
>>730119226thats not saying much
>>730119679You'd rather it be standing?
Anyone else get a slight chub when Amy says Soniku?
Sonic is too based to wear shoes like that
>>730118651eat like a bodybuilder with the activity level of a coma patient
>>730119167>under eat protein>drink a million calories>diet comprised of ultra processed foodsComing from a former fat fuck that made it to a healthy BMI and now can consistently alternate day fast
>pokedex dono beggingshameless
>>730119673Those all bots tho, gdq used to have like 200k viewers
FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT
Why is Gamma mint flavored
I feel like Sonic games are one of those things that only people who played them during childhood get it.I never played a Sonic game when I was young, and I literally don't understand them or their appeal.
>>730119730It makes me tingle down there
>incredibly shrill voice>not even smooth at talkingHow did this guy get a job as a host?
>>730119662>We don’t want bigots watching. GDQ and speedrunning exists for one reason: to be a safe space for BIPOC and trans voices. This event exists to platform and give each game’s community a progressive figurehead that pushes boundaries and lets anyone, except bigots, know they’re welcome. If you don’t like that, Counter Strike 2 and Dota 2 is down the hall and to the right.
>>730119727NO
>gay sonic
I never watched thisLooking at these threads occasionally I kinda assume you people only watch this to schadenfreude at fat trannies and autistic people
lol please 5-year-olds send us money with your sonic characters favorite pokemon and be a tranny
>says stupid bullshit>absolute silenceGood
I dare someone doomp eetjannies are asleep
>>730119723id rather it go for a run until its human shaped again.
>>730119679>He/himI just don't get it anymore
This would have been a decent run if the host wasn't such an obnoxious faggot.
Goth Amy
>>730119792his pronouns
perambulate at your discretion >>730119737>>730119737>>730119737
>>730119578>>730119692This character stirs the Welshman inside my soul.
Hey 4channers! If your post ID ends with an even number or an odd number, donate with your favourite number!
Everything must relate back to tranny shit.
If trans rights are so important, why are these events packed full of people committing trans wrongs?
>gay sonichey that's uncalled for
>>730119845my favorite number is 0
>>730119582Soda doesn't even have that many calories in it, it's overeating and eating snacks.You need to drink like 1.5L of soda to get the same amount of calories as eating 100g of candy, or like 2 snickers bars.
>>730119845but my favorite number is i
>>730119662This is probably how GDQ would actually address these >>730119462 suggestions. Without an once of shame or self awareness. Grim.
>>730118805somewhere around 2015, cosmo wright, arguably the most famous speedrunner in the world, tranistioned into a woman. that pretty much opened the floodgates for speedrunning to become a trans hobby and the rest is history
>>730119527You know why. Old GDQ was a bunch of nerds playing video games it had all the quirks that come with it. Now GDQ is split between faggots, attention whores, trannies and theatre kids all competing for attention while a handful of clout seeking speedrunners try to get in just for the exposure.
Did he just call him a 'Mensch'?
>>730119623boobs>>730119694no I like humans
>>730118863trans rights
>>730118754Hmmm...
>>730120024>no I like humansand humans have hair which is basically fur
trans rights status?
>>730120251Invalidated
wait is the fucking dude with a goatee katie4?is that some kind of glitch? did they mislabel brandin?i don't know these people someone explain
how tone deaf can this retarded autist be?
is this t-shirt AI generated? the text looks off to me, but I can't quite put my finger on what it is.
>>730120251Sonic says trans rights.
>>730120494you must be new here, or returning after a...while
>>730120494
>>730119912>Soda doesn't even have that many calories in itit absolutely does, excess sugar is bad for you
>>730120649no if you are gonna say your pronouns are she you have to at least shaveif you are going to demand cognitive dissonance from others at least meet them halfway
how many trans right shirts have you ordered for AGDQ charity? you aren't a bigot, are you?
RATE THE RUN
>>730119582I'm opening a can of squirt now just to spite you.
>>730120821A downgraded to D because of the stupid trans mod they installed
>>730120821C. Would have be B if not for the mod and the troon spam.
>>730120813>you aren't a bigot, are you?yes, I am.
>>730120821S
>>730120821C
>>730120808wow cool it with the nazism, anon
>>730120821D
>>730120821B
>>730120821Cexpected more
>pokemon legends ZA>not even the whole gamewhat? is it THAT bad?
we will never beat cancer
>>730121260i can see why, rank f is a 2 hour run while any% is a 6.5 hour run
