Now: Sonic Adventure (Dreamcast)Next: Pokémon Legends: MtFLater: Kirby and the Forgotten GenderStreams: https://www.youtube.com/live/IzylNJUIGwchttps://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62 Previous >>730115620
>a gay sonic???
/fit/ tourists go home /v/ is a bulkster board
Trans f*ecking rights!
yippie!
PokéMigg Legends
>>730119737WHAT ARE THOOOOSE
hey~
>>730119818SONIC SAYS: GAY RIGHTS
Sonic was never good
*AHEM*I did not care for the Sonic Adventure series
facial animations peaked with this game
When's the next good run?
I haven't watched GDQ unmuted in like three years.
Do you guys like Sonic Adventure 1 or 2 more? For me it's probably 1, but the Chao Garden of 2 is the best.
>>730119818i will not tolerate this disrespect against sonic
how do i stop being fat without drugs, eating less, or exercising?
this is your mig
TRANS RIGHTS!TRANS LEFTS!TRANS UP!TRA- [BANNED]
>>730119737SONIC AGREES WITH MY POLITICAL TAKES
>>730119896What are your thoughts on the Advance games (including Battle)?
IM A HEADBANGA
migged
>>730119928jesus christ mango to the bathroomyou're shitting yourself
You...You...DOUBLE MIGGER
>>730119936I honestly didn't know this was reversed until the leg cross, I thought he was just trying to be a goofy retard
Is Eggman anti trans rights?
>>730119737Congratulations on your transition, Sonic the Hedgehog!
>>730119949Ayo tf is that thing
Did they always beg for money every 5 seconds?
it feel like the right time to post this
>>730119945shit more often
>>730119932Pretty definitly 2, the Sonic and Shadow stages are still pretty great. I didn't mind the Knucks stages but the Eggman/Tails really suck balls though.But Advendture 1 had the same problem in the end.
>>730119945Make protein your highest consumed macro
>dude just drink lots of water to "hydrate" yourself*>it just makes you go to the bathroom every hour and waste waterYou didn't fall for the water scam... did you?
>>730120046The begging is directly correlated to dead air
>>730119945tape worms or something.
Ur mom done quick lmao
>>730119965TRANS WRONGS is allowed surprisingly
ShitHow much Rouge posting did I miss?
>>730120045marge if she real
>>730119996Those games were great.I played the shit out of Advance 1 and 2
WHEREISTHESCAN?
>>730118805You want an honest answer?WomenFemales are biologically programmed to seek unity and agreement, not objective truthAllowing women into your hobby creates an environment of fake positivity where people avoid confrontations and discussions, it becomes extremely easy for narcissists (like most trannies are) to completely dominate these environments, because the women of the group would rather avoid conflictIt's why most hobbies enter a slow death spiral the moment girls start entering, it's inevitable from there
>>730119893>>730119934
Why are mods even allowed? Isn't the speedrun community literally autistic about this stuff being done on original hardware for legitimacy?
>>7301199322 I guess, but the sonic/shadow stages are the only ones that are actually fun, knuckles/rogue is a thorough ok, but I will never play those stages if I don't have to ever, and tails/eggman ones just flat out suck
>>730119934What'cha gonna do big boy?
>>730119737Chibi won.
>>730120126None. Nobody cares this year.
>>730119945Eat less calories than you burn, exercise helps on top of that. But the most important thing is eating less calories than your burn.
>>730119996Actually pretty greatMy fav is 3
>>730120103the key is to drink a gallon of water and put a clothes pin on your dick so you can't piss it out. ideal hydration
>>730120179just make your own bullshit category and be a world record holder today!
>>730119996Not that anon but I miss Advance 3's system. Cream/Knuckle was my favorite duo
>>730120161It's become an entire industry now with DEI "consultation"
>>730120186Bad bait
>>730120216but then you get a dick balloon
>>730120054I love sonic as a character and I love most of his games but I despise that im essentially forced to be lumped in with all the mentally deranged freaks in the fan base, i.e, the trannies the turbo autists, and the sexual deviants.>inb4 what's the difference
this dude doesn't even have pronouns up but he's doing a trans rights mod?
>>730120270then you tie it up like a giraffe and join the circuswin win
>>730120270that's how you know you've achieved peak performance
>>730120161You should start fishing, that’s one of the oldest hobbies that hasn’t been tainted
Help
>>730120313Withermin's pronouns are withermin/withermin
>>730119945eat more until you get chronic gastritis like me except i wasn't fat and now i'm an almost perpetually bloated skelly
Mind if I get in a few donos during your run /v/?
>>730119737Boosh!
You think sonic game fans are autistic? You should check out the fanbase of the Sat AM cartoon. I don’t think it gets much worse than that.
>>730120161>trannies running rampant>blames womenhuh???
PRINCESS SALLY AND NICOLE MENTIONEDWE WON ARCHIE BROS
>>730120313clearly says HER right there you fucking BIGOT
Tranny rights!
>They're deadlmao
>>730119945saw off your leg, instant weight loss
this guy is so banned
>>730120395>witHErmin / witHERmin
>>730120420also this is just a joke. i hope no one here ever gets this condition, seriously. take care.
This guy is so banned
Kick the baby!
is he banned from gdq
SSS RUN CONFIRMED
lol
umm anyone else feeling uncomfortable about this killing children shit? Maybe issue a ban on this guy???
BANNED
>>730120289if it makes you feel any better, mario has about as many freak fans as sonic, possibly more. most mario fans manage to ignore them though.
b a n n e d
>we actually have a unique category for killing children....so we're not gonna address that?
He got too funny, we'll never see him again
HAHA KILL CHILDREN HAHA
do the 2 fat guys fuck each other
>we actually have a category for killing childrenMy fucking side, shame this guy will get banned
This guy is not coming back
Yeah I'm not really into humor that involves child abuse, kind of a controversial take to have but that's just me
>>730119932I think SA2 is one of the greatest games of all time. I think SA1 is okay.
>>730119920That wasn't very wholesome 100 chungus...
>trannies publicly fantasizing about killing kids
>>730119945Get into a 6 months coma.
>>730120289You aren't. You can just play the games and not give a shit. I have liked the series on and off since Sonic 2 as a kid. I have never been particularly bothered that the fanbase has freaks. Found it funny as hell if anything.
I missed it, what happened?
glad they still got the segregation station setup this year
>>730120242Me too, man. It's such a neat idea that I'm so miffed it never got a chance to be returned to.
He fucked up BAD, he's getting banned LMAO
Death jokes are not allowed
withermin just fucking refuses to get his score tanked by shoveclaws
>>730120179>Isn't the speedrun community literally autistic about this stuff being done on original hardware for legitimacy?I think that matters more if you're submitting it to a leaderboard like speedrun.com
>>730120446You can easily distinguish any Archie character from Sega designs. Every archie character looks like they're wearing a fucking wig.
>Killing childrenBut then the trannies won't be able to groom them! BANNED
>>730120495It's giving me the ick desu
overestimate!
>>730120526You're gayer than the guy on the couch
this game looks lame as fuckwhen are they speedrunning something that isnt nintendo or sega slop
>>730120543The runner made a joke about killing kids, he's fucking outta there kek
>HAHAHA DUUUUDE KILLING CHILDREN LMAO!!!!>open satanism>tranny shitwhat a nice event huh
>>730120507BANNED FROM GDQ
>>730120543dude was talking about killing children (ingame) and how their community has a killchildren% category. others were clearly uncomfortable with this topic but he just kept going and going... what a tonedeaf autist
>>730120540why is mootcat so sexy?
>the cracked shadow gens speedrunner is an absolute lardass
uhm oof..that joke went a bit overboard haha I'm kinda really feeling lotsa uncomfortable rn??not cool gdq, not frickin' cool
My cock hurts
@FBI@CIA@Nintendo@Sega@POTUS@GamesDoneQuickDO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!
Shouldn’t they be saying Venezuelan rights now?
He's gone, but his spirit has returned
BASED. TOTAL CHAO DEATH
only people i've met that advocated violence against kids in video games or otherwise have been psychopaths
>>730120530Reverse the statements and that's meit's criminal how they removed the fun from the best stages in Adventure 1 (Gamma's) with such a surgical precision
>>730120421only if it's funnyno cancer sadpostingno /pol/shitno germans
>>730119737speedruns are so nortubel tier
>>730120548>Jim Crow :(>Jim Crow, progressive :O
>>730120628stop fapping retard
>>730120548what happened to the dude on the right? they forced him into like 10 runs last GDQ and this time he's not on the schedule at all
>>730120543he told children with cancer to step outside the hotel on the hour
TAKE THISTAKE THISCHAAAARGE
How do you decide what to play when you have choice paralysis.
>>730120037everyone in the world is pro trans rights!
TRANS RIGHTS!
I'm glad youtube allows rewinding
>>730120646Sure, whatever. If you thought I'm religious you are retarded.
>>730120646Christcucks are better people than troons.
twans wights
Trans rights! I'm glad we're raising money for trans rights you guys :)
>>730120645>advocatedCalm down it's a joke about how Chao in SA1 can be killed.The bigger sin is how he decided to word/deliver the joke.
>>730120618The crowd chuckled, they know it's all for fun but the gdq staff are too autistic to understand that part
Every time they say trans rights, a tranny gets its wings.
>>730120691It hurts because I haven’t fapped in 9 hours.
>>7301199321 felt more like an actual adventure due to the way it's paced. Some of the SA2 knux/rouge stages were heinous dogshit too.
>It's all about the agendaYou don't say that part out loud bro...
>>730120692he didnt test well with donators
>>730120724WHICH RIGHTS?YOU NEVER FUCKING ANSWER THIS
I'm giving a normal donation message but I want it to be read so I'll include an irrelevant....TRANS RIIIGHTS!
>>730120740not a high bar now is it
WOOOOO TRANS RIGHTS
they got the voice identifier wrong for katie and brandino right?
>>730120740They’re just about the same in how they don’t shut the fuck up
>>730120715you can do the same we do here: not play
>>730120715Use that spinner wheel website.
Trans rights are human rights!
>>730120692forced back into segregation for taking away spots that could go to trans folx
>>730120715Just play your first choice
RATE THE RUN
>>730120715coin flip/wheelofnames
>>730120618>>730120543his couch guy was clearly trying to steer the conversation away from child murder
>>730120596literally the first sega run of the marathon
>>730120779the right to party
>>730120740special place in hell for both
what rights are trannies lacking? i don't get it.
dead babies and troons rights!
>>730120826B
>>730120730Some Twitch streams allow for that too now. Not sure if it's spread to everybody, but I know one small streamer guy had it without doing anything.
>>730120826Awould have been lower but the chao killing category bumped it up
>>730120826SSS
This dono reader sounds like the guy from the sexiest Sonic character video kek
>>730120826F satanic troons killing children
>>730120618Nice attempt at rewriting history faggot, in reality the crowd was full on smirks, and it was the faggot dono reader going "oookaaaayy"
>Log in to see Sonic Adventure>5 minutes in to my viewing>TRANS RIGHTS!
>>730120446For me it's Bunnie.
>>730120826C
>>730120826A for the banned joke
>katie4Oh no, it's him...
oh no he's going to kill some chao
>>730120779The right to invade female spaces-only spaces and siphon tax-dollars for absurdly expensive medical treatments.
B+I liked the runner at least
>>730120826S
>>730120826Killing children jokes/10
>>730120826D 3d sonic runs just arent appealing to watch.
>>730120819>Floiganlole
>>730120826S for sonic
>>730120826CGood run, couch was bad tho
>>730120740just as mentally retarded with their own fucked up morals
>>730120868me and the /v/ros watching gdq!!
>>730120826S for snoozefest
>>730120715easy, play the game that you actually want to play next
>>730120646>your imaginary good entityD:>my imaginary evil entity:D
>>730120819Lol
>>730120864You get it if you have a sub for them, I got gifted a sub and was able to rewind on that stream.
>>730120186doesnt that character self identify as male?what happened to not calling people and characters what they see themselves as being literal nazi behavior? its almost like they dont actually believe this shit
>>730120826CJust… a bore
>>730120826A+ - cannot give it an S for obnoxious yippees, but otherwise very good run
>>730120826I'm doin' him an A
>>730120826C+ not great not terrible
>>730120826F
>>730120891>had to wait 5 minutesBro that's a new record
>>730120779its a rallying cry, it doesnt need to mean anything. It just needs to sound like it does, is short, and easily repeatable.
>>730120826BReally mixed, would have been an A if the host wasn't so annoying and Sonic didn't have tranny shoes, but the runner kind of redeemed it at the end.
>>730120826D
>>730120542I know i can just ignore it, and typically I do, it just kinda sucks I cant claim to be a sonic fan without having all that crap immediately assumed about me.
>>730120826A
>>730120819They got Floig Jones Junior...
>>730120893fucking zased
The runner is rather funny. It's rare to get one that has comic timing.
>2 hours of pokemonwhy is this allowed
F Host ruined it.
>dreamcast>weird consolwtf
>>730120826Cit was a run
>>730120826ASolid run this is why I'm here
>>730120789yeah katie's the big fat one. i remember him from before he was a xe
I just noticed that they messed up the microphones again for the couch.Shout out to the tech crew.
z
>>730120951I don’t have an imaginary entity kekAnd the modern christlarping faggotry needs to stop, it’s pure cringe
>>730120826a
>>730120779all of them
Rated T for troon
>>730120826SSS Dreamcast gets special attention
I have a single big coarse eyebrow strand of hair that keeps regrowing
THAT'S ITI'M BECOMING A SPEEDRUNNERI'M GOING TO RUN A KARAMJA LOCKED UIM FOR NEXT YEAR'S EVENTWISH ME LUCK!
>I'm doneYeah you are
>it's been hard to get the following it deserves Nigga it's a Sonic game, tons of people run it already
>>730120826T for TRANS RIGHTS
>>730120826AJust slightly nostalgic for prime Sonic though
>>730121056no one below the age of 25 knows what a fucking dreamcast is
>>730121023I look like this and say this.
>>730121056there are probably a significant number of zoomer viewers who have never heard of it
this shovelclaws guy is ruining all these runs
>>730120826AThe stages and tricks were really cool to see. I'd give it higher if it weren't for the boring couch and the dogshit announcer.
>>730120826S. It was fast, it was interesting, the commentary wasn't obnoxious, and things broke horribly. It's everything we could hope for in a run.
>>730121117Why would I give a shit about anyone under 25?
>>730120826D for being boring most of the time.
>>730121107i would watch and even donate during
>>730121105Dig it out and find the source
did that nigger really compare the best selling handheld of all time to the dreamcast as a weird console?
>>730120893Based as fuck, but for me it's Whisper
>Pokemon next>The audience clears out
>FFX>all he/hims>minimal cringe>good run>/v/ gives it an average of C because of jrpg derangement syndromea lot of you are just as bad as the trannies
>pokemon run
Don't these people work? What the fuck are they doing there on a Monday?
>>730121023why are indian men like this
>PokesnoreAit, I'm outGonna play some Elden Ring now
>Pokemon Legends>2 hoursThat's my cue to leave. See you niggas in 2 hours.
>>730120826A+One of the least insufferable runs so far honestly
>>730121158They’re the only ones worth fucking.
>>730121043It's not even the whole game, they just want to reach the rank this gdq deserves
>>730121105pluck it, don't cut it
>>730121117Nobody under 25 knows to not stay in a building that's on fire
>>730121043Um anon... It's the first of three separate pokemon runs
>>730121180it was over estimate, it deserved to lose points.
>>730121180cope niggerjrpgs suck cock
>>730121082Please dont post pictures of me
>>730121138This, faggot-retard thinks he's part of the commentary couch and is constantly interjecting unfunny shit.
>Big hammer girlsYou know what, maybe this host isn't too bad.
This guy faps to big hammer girls
>>730121023Start doing this ------>
>>730121216I do
>>730121241>speaks like a child>child like opinion
>2hr Pokemon run up nextTime for comfy. Thread is gonna be rancid but it should be fun.I'm really curious about this run as the game isn't turn based and positioning matters in battle, wonder how much the run will need to consider that.
>>730121023see >>730120959
>>730121258Any time he is on a couch he NEVER shuts up even for a second.
>>730121180>3 hour "speed"run>over estimate still
>>730121308YJK
>>730121138>GuyThis is a female, that mustache can't hide the bone structure
>>730121173Cute sad doggo.
>>730121089>don't get mad at the blatant satanism>get mad at the mention of the blatant satanism>"I d-d-d-on't have an im-m-m-aginary entit-t-t-t-tty okay?!"
>>730120126She’s not in this game. You might get Blaze later though.
>up next: pokemon
>>730120826C for child murder
>>730121308the run is 90% tutorial and cutscenes, it's horrid
How long is the sissyhypno spam gonna stay up?It's making me relapse!
>>730121138use its pronouns, if it wants to identify as a subhuman who am I to disagree?
>>730120896>the_witness.webm
>>730120826B pretty good, game being run fast.
>>730121271Proper Ojisans understand the appeal
>>730120847No one knows
STOP TRYING TO TURN ME INTO A GIRL
>2 hour pokemon runKeep tabs on how much viewers dip in the next two hours.
>>730121373That's what I'm figuring will be a factor too, sadly. The first 30 mins to 1hr of the game is locked down a lot, which is dumb. >>730121338I'm not that kind of poster, anon.
What's up with this bot posting porn?
>>730121339I understand retarded guys wanting to troon out, expecting to gain something from the female status, even if they don't achieve it, it's the core logic behind it, but females trooning to male is absolutely incomprehensible to me, it's like chopping your own hands to choose to live as disable, it's that level of retardation
"i miss my wife tails"isn't he a boy and also like 6?
>>730121023That's right!
>>730120826C, couch and reader were both too much for me
>>730121446at least people used to post pokegirls during the runs until the janny nation attacked
I’m so tired of Nintendo games.
Do I watch Sneed movie night or watch GDQ?
Pokemon upcoming, literal children in the audience now.Who tf brings their kids to this?
>>730121393
>>730121468It's le epic internet maymay
>>730120847the right to rape and groom children you fucking chud
>>730120847hooks, crosses, and uppercuts, jabs if you're a southpaw
>>730121417I already do this
>>730121336>doesnt understand long games have longer runs>i hate speedruns, hurry up and finish! i dont need more content or consistency of runners or game to sink intothere isnt one iota of intelligence in this kind of opinion
>>730121457some coomer troon thread probably got deleted so he's sperging out
did some retard just get access to ecker/leto's site today or what?
Tranny mad.
farted so hard i needed to wipe after that run
>>730121468out of 5
>he's our great merch- UH I mean Supporter!Kek he let the mask slip
Where is the chartI went to sleep after wolfenstein
The incentive isn't met? Begin the interviews.
>>730121457Probably a /trash/ groomer
>>730121512Jeffrey Epstein
>>730121513kek
>pokemon>not websterwhy even watch
daddy whats trans rights
How many skits do these theatre kids need to do before they're sated?
fluoride stare nigga on screen
oh adef is the gay guy
>>730120548Hot ghetto whore, any better pics?
>>730121489Moderation has been good during this event
>>730121512the OG speedrunning community is in their mid-30s to early 40s now
>>730121601>websterBlud doesn’t even know his name
is that feasel?
no one laughed
Nope.
>Mute
im sure there is a joke here somewhere
>speedrunning could have been a cool thing for us boomers>instead trannies took it over
>>730121513
Imagine bombing during your stand-up routine at fucking AGDQ
>>730121138at this point I'll take 10 fat turboautist trannies running a game over 1 inhumanly-obnoxious theater kid on the mic
>>730121646Can't believe that anon completely misspelled Worcester
i laughedi chuckledi chortled
>>730121632true, they've eased up
Mons speedruns aren't worth watching unless its Werster doing HgSs runs. Dude has turned that category into a science
>stealing the SNL joke swap>failing hard
>>730121601I quit this shit in 2025 man I'm not a poke fucker anymore. ZA's shittyness broke me and I defended Sun and Moon..
yay more threatre kid bullshitpoggers
wearing female clothes is purely a fetish.no tranny wants to be female who wears no underwear, jeans, male sweatpants, no bra, etc.no tranny wants to give up video games or male hobbies for things like yoga, romance novels, or wanting to raise children.you do not want to be a woman, you are attracted to women and thus fetishize the clothing and things adjacent to women.there is no such thing as gender dysphoria.
man, these skits are getting worse every year
>masters in physicsoooovery impressive
>>730121601>webster
>>730121686here's that joke you were looking for
>>730120826C for troon shoes. Would have been lower but the chaokill category bumped it up.
This bit doesn't work when you're not allowed to say anything mildly offensive
>HAHAHAHA METROID PRIME 4 WAS BAD HAHAHA WASN'T THAT FUNNYno
>>730121465Yeah I don't understand it either >lose automatic importance>lose unconditional love>lose the ability to be inherently believed >lose a metric fuckton of attentionGain>No one gives a fuck about you outside of "that sucks man">burden of achievement>conditional love>the ability to be discarded even by family if you cannot provide value>increased likelihood of dying aloneCan go outside at 3 am I guess tho. I genuinely need a FTM to explain
Doing a weekend update end of year style where they write the others jokes
Autogynephilia Done Quick
Hey, uhh... None of you guys are funny. If you want to prevent cancer consider standing out in front of the shuttle that’s running in front of the hotel on the hour. Thank you.
xDDDD EPIC JOKES DUDE BRO
>Ash Mom jokeYIKES THAT'S GONNA BE A BANNING
Someone post THAT hornet gif
>>730121701Fucking Meru, loved her. They don't make em like they used to bros.
>>730121750NVKLEAR TRVTHPOKALYPSE
they copied an SNL skit and somehow managed to be more lame than SNL. I get not being offensive as lame as that is but does it also have to be bland and boring
>>730121351I’m not mad, i’m laughing at how thin skinned you pussies are, getting mad at jokes like woketards. Christcucks have always kept outrage culture alive lmao
Is this the painfully unfunny speedrun?
>>730121810Haha, classic.
>>730121779the problem being that the only people laughing are themselves
My mom's name is Delia, and as a result feel nothing for Ash's mom.
>>730121697Boomers would be more into score attacks as they grew with arcades and mostly shorter games.Speedrunning is a millennial thing.
>high pitch HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH laughfuck this guy
So how many Pokemon runs are there this year?
Based dabbing on MP4
Surprised they didnt say Jessie was for Ash's momPerhaps there is some hope for them yet
This bit wasn't funny the first time they did it.
>>730121846>IM NOT MAD, U ARE GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
>>730121869Ivan is that you?
>>730121869God I fucking hate that>Find a really hot character online, perfect porn too>But they have the same name as my mom or grandma so I can't fucking do it
>>730121465these "people" do not live real lives. they do not interact with regular people in normal settings so they can keep up the facade. deep inside and especially when they get older they will realize what they have done
>>730121841the result of pandering to this kind of audience
>>730121489Funnily enough 4chan itself isn't doing that much better than GDQ, with the exception of a couple boards like /vg/, /vt/, and oddly /trash/. The decline the last two years has been pretty substantial.
Wow.
>What a bitch
>>7301218803
What a bit, what a dogshit bit
I didn't mind the sonic games as a kid but I never understood the gotta go fast thing, his games aren't any faster than other platformers
ok I laughed at the OC shit
i am too sober for this
dont these people realize they are NOT writers?
>>730121869my condolences
HAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY HOLY SHIT ROFLMAO XDDD !!!11
>>730121937I didn't realize having a mom with a super unique name was such a life hack
This black guy is the absolute worst.
Shit like these "interviews" summarizes perfectly why GDQ is so shit now. Instead of just playing games they try to do this "professional" stuff and it just makes the whole event feel like clinical mass marketed bullshit.
haha le tweaking black man
This skit is.....wow
>>730121778>>730121465If I had to guess, women have an instinctive desire to stand out. Being a she/they is a mild way to be unique and special, going full trans is a more extreme way.
>>730121869>tfw hottest gacha girls share names with sisters
Just run ads instead of this shit holy fuck
ZESTY
HE CAN'T SNEED
>>730121952This is what you get when 90% of the would be chatters have been banned
>*gets ya*wat do
>>730121928I'm not a vatnik, thankfully.
>black guy is highRacist fucks
is this a tranny allegory
i'm dying of cringe
>>730121880Three. Pokemon Legends Z-A in a moment.Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver (Any% Manipless) around this time in Wednesday.Pokemon Emerald Pick-My-Main to end the run on Sunday.
swear to god i saw that black retard in an intel commercial this year
Splicer from Portland snuck into the studio
Shit like this makes me so glad ESA unkilled itself
this is painful
The fuck is this, what are they doing
What a fucking beak.
>it's funny to be unfunny>it's funny to be cringeNo, no it isn't. You losers ruined GDQ.
>I WATCHED SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE ONCE
pokemon time :D
>theater kids
>>730120847The right for men to use the women's restroom.
give this man some fent
>theater kid segment
that light skin nig is becoming more and more trans each year
2015 cringe compilation worthy
>>730121918Cope lol
>silly ahh unc comedy segment
>>730119949kek
>>730122128Sexy little bitch
>>730122150FENT REACTOR CRITICALLY LOW!!WARNING WARNING!!
nah my uncles have better jokes than this
>>730122145>>730121705>>730122159>>730121705I hope you know that using the slur "theater kid" is homophobic.
>>730122182>IM NOT COPING U ARE GRRRRRRRRRRRR
>event is hours behind>let's add a shitty skit to the middle!fuck man
>>730121957not a surprise, shit's fuckedmaybe it'll auto correct and the tourists/off-topic will go away when too many people leave? perchance they'll just go shit up some other site, haha...
>pipistrellothat's on my wish list, i'm gonna have to skip that one.
>turn on stream after 5 minutes >still fucking yappingwheres pokemon
bingus blaster bros... we are recognized
NO ONE IS LAUGHING, STOP ALREADY
melo should get a promotion to backstage staff too
stop
>>730119949
pokemon?
Why is it still going on?
>>730122230is band kid okay? cause thats trannies and fat women
>>730122256It's really good
wtf is happening what is this segment ?What did the poo intervention meant ?What was the point of all of it ???
>>730122230I hope you know that you're a fag.
>it just keeps going
I'M PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING
Somebody break into my house and kill me please
>>730122303
>>730121957and people keep saying that /pol/ didn't ruin this placefucking election tourists
>>730122128these shitty skits tuckered that little fella out
NO MORE PLEASE NO MORE
Ah, yes. Victory road. Almost there.
I love the Legends Z-A NPC dialogue. One of them talks about wanting to sniff his Pokemon and another talks about his Pikachu having diarrhea
>>730121957I do sometimes wonder if a lot of this has to do with bots leaving the boards. I can't say I've noticed any slowdown in movement of the board other than i have noticed that the average number of threads reaching my auto filters has been on the decline lately. i remember it reaching nearly half the threads a few years ago and its when i was using the site the least
>>730122230You quoted someone twice, theater kid.
Pete...
>>730121750yes, most trannies are a result of incels who receive zero attention from women throughout their lives so they mindbreak themselves into thinking they like feminine things because they want to be a woman. when the reality is that they're attracted to it because they are a man, but have no outlet for it (due to receiving zero attention from women)
speedruns?video games?done quickly?
DUDE POKEMONThese people are the video game equivalent of Disney Adults, grow the fuck up. The games haven't been good since you were in elementary school, let it go already holy fuck.
>>730122357Ben, no!
>daddy's little winky??
This is not funny. As in, objectively.
Banned
Timmy’s are so bad at comedy.
do people seriously not mute and do other things in these inbetween sections?
This dude's kinda funny, get his ass outta here
what the fuck are they saying
Chartfag can we vote for this segment ?Put a Z for me please
too lewd
is it over yet
I am coronavirus rn so I'm actually glad this is unfunny because when I laugh I cough so hard it hurts.
>unironically want to see pokemondo zoomers really?
>daddy's little winkywhat..
>>730122303I'm ugly, but holy shit I can even imagine looking like this dude. Even more absurd to think he is seeing himself as a "woman".
>>730122447daddy's winky
>>730121992i dont think they are actors either
YETEEE HERE
>>730122231Aight man“Blatant satanism” fuckin kek
>>730122160Brutal melo mutt got started by ruining that DS2 run that was actually really good on the final day
>fletchisafurryoh god...
>>730122405not yet.
>>730121957God look at that 2016 spike
put the teleprompter/cue cards under the camera next time
im happy to have been part of daddys little winky segment
fucking godless day
>>730122442no, I want to be mad
>>730122452i'm turning this shit off. wake me when crash 3 starts.
>fletchisafurry?????????
>>730122423This, but this seriously and actually. It's embarrassing.
>>730122412trooning out is the male equivalent of becoming a cat lady
What is your name?
NOOOO NOT THIS SHITTY DONO READERHE RUINED HALO DURING SGDQ2025
CHADNOUN COUCH
>>730121957Twitter is just /v/ with namefagging and sometimes money, it's all the same really
>>730122542DUNKACCINO
We were so close
>>730122423no u!
Can we rate this skit?
>2 hours of pokemondid i not suffer enough during FFfucks sake
The lack of self-awareness required to continue running these unimaginably terrible skits year after year is staggering.
>trans women in the crowd after hearing "did you like daddy's little winky"
>>730122530he's a furry named fletch
I got banned for saying I will donate if this stops immediately. Fuck that was just not funny
>>730122393From personal experience /a/ slowed way the fuck down and a lot of the old users left. This was particularly apparent when the new PSG season came out.
>He/himsB-bros? Is this not a skip?
Nothing will ever top Beefaroni for names
>2 hours of pokemonplease tell me this is the only pokemon run this event
>>730122542retard
I bet the trannies are seething so hard that someone sniped the trainer and starter names.
>X-YBANNED FOR TRANSPHOBIA
this game seems incredibly uninteresting to speedrun
>>7301219574chan is healingthe sooner this site goes back to being niche the better
>male trainer>no emma outfit mod for some culo during the 2h run
>>730122492enough to get you all worked up, cuz
>>730121957SAY THANK YOU TO GDQ, /v/!THEY SAVED YOU FROM HITTING BELOW POST HACK DAILY POSTS!
Hating pokemon is cringe, Z-A was not that bad
>>730122502They closed r/the_donald, and for some reason all the redd*tors decided to come to /v/ instead of /pol/
i just got home from a date what did i miss
>>730122530not enough THEY/THEM on couch Had to balance it out with a furry
>>730122653there are two more games! emerald and heart gold
>>730122678>this game seems incredibly uninterestingyea of course, it's a pokemon game
>admits its only a quarter of the gameOkay so ZZZ from me since they arent even beating the game.
NO SHE/HERS????
I am honestly curious about the speedrun of this game with its battle system. Which moves are faster and how you route them onto your pokemon for minimal time saves sounds very interesting.I doubt I will be satisfied, but there's something here.
>>730122694Like a real 'za it's still good when bad
>>730122393>bots leaving the boardsbruh EVERY SINGLE EU5 thread is a bot reposting 10+ times the same fucking argument.
>any% is over 6 hoursThank fucking god they are doing just a short version
TUMMY
>>730122694>Hating pokemon is cringeLive zoomer opinions being posted, stay tuned
this is unironically the worst pokemon game ever made
>>730122749there's a they them furfag hosting
>>730122715did you get to sniff pussy?
>>730122729Back when Pokemon games werent complete dogwater
Thank God they already spoiled the rating of the run.
>>730122710shut up faggot you would keep up with reddit
>>730122710They made their own goddamn website that's just a clone of the subreddit too, they came here to see QAnon.
>>730121957now let's see /vt/
>>730122612I appreciate your sense of humor anon
did trannies really pick fucking chikorita
>>730122814Shouldn't be any higher since its not even a speedrun
>>730122804my date was a tranny
>>730122796This isn't Platinum
Did they really have to show the tummy of underage girls so much in pokemon?
>>730122597A+ best I've ever seen
the retard is like you need to pick chikorita screaming at him like he's his dog and he doesn't even know wtf is going on
>>730122891or Emerald
>>730122878Did you sniff their gooch and taste their balls?
>>730122681
>>730122819I only know that because they proudly mentioned back then how they were so politically incorrect that even a free speech bastion like red*it banned them.
>Not finishing the gameAuthentic Z-A experience.
>>730122906that's the one thing pokemon gets right
>first thing that happens is a black person stealing your stuff and fighting you for itis gamefreak based?
So wait, is the battle system of this game like a mmorpg? Looks stupid.
>>730122906yes
>>730122389Fill me in on the AI plays pokemon thing, I only heard of it earlier from the OP image of some thread I didn't even open.
what a bizarre collection of genetics
so this is what modern pokemon looks like huhi've tuned out since gen 4/5, and it honestly doesnt look much different
>>730122867Not the one I pick when I play that gen, but the most fuckable of the 3, so it's ok.
no typhlosion starter?
wait what the fuck is this combat
this game looks like a student project
>>730122796Sword and Shield will never be topped in shittinessFrom every fucking angle, it's Sword and Shield.
>>730122936I dont want to push her. she was a khv and now shes only a virgin
>$1K for a name that makes no sense
>>730122906Unfortunately the Z-A characters are hags (over 18)
>>730122906Yes, it's hot.Z-A has a particularly high density of hot girls.
w-what the fuck is this?pokemon was always bad, but this is somehow worse than anything I've seen.
>>730122796no it not
>>730122796It's bad, but Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee is still way worse.
>>730123012HeyYou're alright anon
>>730122803Ah that's why they don't stfu
>>730122393Also, certain smaller boards like /fit/, /fa/, /k/, and /cgl/ didn't just decline, they died.
For me it's Lebanne's sexy submission
>>730122813za is really good and emerald is my favorite! you should try it out
>>730122796The online battles are great but the actual main game sucks cock
>>730123053Not all of them.>>730123038I knew some of you would be surprised. Z-A isn't turn based. It's real time with cooldowns. You command the Pokemon as the trainer. Location on the field matters.
>>730122937>>730122182lmao
>>730122995Claude plays pokemon is the only thread on /v/ that has humans beings discussing things and creating content. (sadly sometimes they use AI to generate some of the content)
Why rank F
>>730122878i wish it was me
>>730123010I'm genuinely curious what you mean by that
What would happen if someone under the name of "Donald J. Trump" donates 5k with a notice like "ICE is already on their way"
GaneFreak saw the positive reception to Legends Arceus and said "No we can't have that, dogshit games only!" and made Z-A
>>730123060Emma is way too hot
>>73012307195% of XY's models and animations are ripped directly from this
the fist bump shit felt so fucking forced in ZAwhen you got the entire cabal of adults throwing out fist bumps man, I cringed for the first time in years. the fists don't even connectyou're telling me that black mademoiselle is gonna fist bump people? come on
ANOTHER 5 THOUSAND LAUNDERED TO GAMES DONE QUICK LLC
>>730123071>>730122796>>730123074ENTERSWSH is easily worst mainline
>>730122814It's basically a showcase since they had name and species wars
>>730123003what do you think the guy on the left has seen
Is this the game with the obvious fetish pairing? which is super hot
>>730123164The character models don't even touch lmao
>>730123148They just wouldnt read it out and ban you?
>>730123138>digimon world 1 but gay and ugly
>>730123003When the black girl's the most attractive one you know we're in some dark(lol) times
>>730122814kek.
>>730123194>punk girl gets mind broken and forced to be a girly girlThis has to be the most underrated fetish in history
>>730122796no hey pikachu it's the worst
Bar none these are the worst Pokemon games
chinporita (male)
This game's battle system looks like it was designed for zoomies to just keep pressing buttons.
>>730122937>>730121846>IM NOT MAD, IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING AT U I WAS MERELY PRETENDING ALL THIS TIME KEK!!!!Ooof
>>730122620most anime from the last 10 years has been trash, there's basically nothing to discuss
>>730123003Looks like a special ed high school reunion
>>730123142london?
>>730123141The full run is 6 hours long and the run gets less interesting as it becomes more focused on League Point grind.>>730123157She's INSANELY hot.>>730123194Yes.>>730123225I liked it!
>>730123219Can one get a refund for donating to those degenerates?
>>730123148Use your brain, you think they're reading every single dono?
>>730122995LLM gets shown screenshots of pokemon red along with some data on which tiles are walkable or interactable, that's it.It's not designed to do this task at all, which is the idea behind it, seeing how far it can go. Generally the most fun you can have from it is scanning the threads here every now and then because the stream it self is unbearably slow.The bot comes up with funny hallucinations from time to time, and it's amusing to see how it tackles some parts that are simple for even a child but utterly block progress for it. An earlier version for example got stuck on Mt Moon because it convinced itself that losing all pokemon and blacking out got it out of the cave, and was therefore progressing. It did this for about 3 days I think.
>>730123231That slampig on the left doe
>Arrive in paris>Immeditatly get your bag stolen by brown peopleWtf pokemon is based
>>730123254For me it's a "strong and powerful" woman being forced to submit like that, hottest thing I know in the world.
>>730123179Rainbow Factory
>>730123176>SWSH is easily worst mainlineBD/SP is way worse than SW/SH.
>>730123179never seen anyone look more finnish
God damn that nigga is T A L L
Alright, I'm back with pizza. Fire up dem pokecunny folders to make this pokemon run complete, /v/
>>730123194idk but post more
>trans bullying generalwhy do the mods allow this? hello?...
>>730123275Wow you posted it again! You win the internetz for today, good sir!
>>730123148they wouldn't read it. you have to be subtle. something like "shout out to the women in the crowd!" would get through and would be just enough to have get into some of the trannies heads.
>>730123176honestly pokemon dash was pretty fun for a while, it was just disappointing to spend full ass game price on what amounted to a flash game
>>730123317I agree why is it so fucking rare
>>730123325Imagine the sex
>>730123321BDSP are just lazy. They're a bad product but they are at least as good as DP which puts them in the top halfSWSH is bad from top to bottom.
>>730123303Yeah I would too
>>730122995It's an LLM trying to play through original pokemon. It has a second model to keep it in check and encourage it.The whole thing is basically a meme and has created some of the most soulful OC in years.I think it's currently the 5th version with a newer model, since 3 of them died at the spinning tiles in the rocket hideout.He's currently stuck on cinnabar island though and it's looking rough, but he miraculously made it through the safari zone.
>>730123279There's been some nice things with lots of engagement like odd taxi for example
>>730123003I'd do 6 of those.
>>730123279Most anime has always been trash. Seriously pick a year between 1970-2000, and randomly select like 5-10 anime. Sturgeon's law is a law for a reason.
>>730119896Grew up in the 80s. Never cared for Sonic. It was too fast to be fun. The original "hold right to win."
>>730123289>She's INSANELY hot.Yeah no kidding. The amount of loads I have lost to her since october I cant even fucking count.
This game actually wasn’t that bad but it only gets fun after Rank F so you won’t see the good part at all.
>>730123261I'm gonna tell Pikachu you said that
>>730123408Why are all the Platinum changes missing?HGSS added a bunch of Crystal junk.
>>730123284us :(
>>730123429
omg hat soonay meekoo!!
BEST pokemon game coming through
>>730123429Nothing will ever top when it first got caught in a suicide loop trying to get past Mt MoonAI killing itself will always be hilarious to me
>>730123350How dare you talk to me.
>>730123179has not seen a single sliver of a dream in ten years
I hope Sparkle's run is good, I actually like their streams and videos.>>730123310The games story is unironically about the local residents becoming upset at the increasing numbers of wild Pokemon being let into the city and how more parts of the city are being taken up by land the government has dedicated to them. >>730123454Based and same.>>730123339Sadly no cunny in the base Z-A game, but there's a top tier one in the DLC.
I love this image, that's all.
>just gonna speedrun a quarter of the game because uuuuuuh game is long and boring, oh an it's 30 minutes of cutscenesWhy not play like some actual speedgames
>>730123590>wubadubadub is that true
So this speedrun is just cutscenes?
>>730123590god americans are so fucking massive
>>730123603Ran our of good game to play, have to pad the whole event with snoozfests.
>>730123590imagine the SEXXXOOOO
>>730123629>POSE TO THE TRANS!
>>730122679Yeah, no, nothing has improved with the decrease in posting rate.
>>730123642The whole gayme is just cutscenes and some literal debt slavery
>>730123642It's a modern pokemon game so obviously yes
>>730123590absolute unit
Why are Pokemon games of all things, a series known for having absolutely barebones cliched plotlines, PACKED WITH ENDLESS UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENES? It's like watching oldass games from the late 90s when devs thought inserting as many FMVs was the hottest shit you could do.
bros I want to lick Taunie's tummy so bad...
>>730123603because gdq always does these stupid speedruns for newer games so why not submit it and get a run approved? idk why they do it because sometimes i have to turn off the stream so i don't get spoiled on certain newer games.
>>730123179jesus fuck don't have long hair if you don't wash that shit at least once a day, they look nastyat least put conditioner in it or something
>>730123603Pokeretards need their pokeevents
>>730123586Yeah might give her another during this run
>>730123507Hot chocolate
>>730123629*grunts*
>>730123505what a shame
How much will this be cutscenes??
>>730123689>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>730123590
>>730123590If you Jack Black max hard enough this can be real I've seen it myself
>>730123664And that's why we're the strongest country too. Don't you forget it, midgets.
>>730123742Washing your hair every day ruins it
>>730123317My wife Erza would never do that
I will play video gamesI will not read the threadI will play video gamesI will not read the threadI will play video gamesI will not read the thread
>>730123642The early game is pretty dialogue heavy and tutorially. Should change eventually though it won't be gone entirely. Most of the run will be trainer fights in league zones, probably.>>730123759Have fun.
>>730123701give it time
>>730123742Do you think women wash their hair once a day?
>>730123723Idk man. It makes replaying them such a chore I never want to. Everyone says "man pokemon needs voice acting" no it fucking doesnt it needs a fucking skip button.
>>730123586Don't forget that most of the wild pokemon being let into the city are extremely aggressive and hostile, with a few being even more so then that and will attack any human that passes by. Want to go to that cafe you like? Sorry, it's now a wild zone patrolled by an extremely aggressive Alpha Pokemon and it's pack that the city let in the other day.
>>730123524The blackout strat was wild time. Basically rooting for his own doom.
>>730123836name 1 game that you're going to play
>>730123735Remember when they added Zelda: BotW, and that was considered "controversial" because the game had only come out that same year?
Do pokemon games add another 10 minutes of tutorial cutscenes with every game? They need to be introduced to the concept of show don’t tell
>>730123586Probably some Jap dev went to paris (they love it) and realized it was becoming a shithole so he talked about it in metaphore in pokemon kinda like when Montesquieu was critiquing the king of France Low key in his fiction books
>>730123642idk what compels someone to speedrun cutscene heavy shit
>>730123864women don't get as greasy as men. at least not nearly as fast
>>730123823>>730123864i dont wash my hair every day, but if you're going to gdq for the entire week then yes do it every day
yeah the games one big bland city but you can go on the roof. like what kind of cope is this.
>>730123836you vill watch the streamyou vill post in the chatyou vill donateyou vill shout trans rights
this is so FUCKING BORINGwho PLAYS THESE FUCKING GAMES!?at least in the gameboy era, game devs had an excuse.
>dude there's roofs>and uhhhh ladders and ramps>no you can't enter the buildings, stop asking>just let it go, enjoy the game man
>>730123586>>730123931Absolutely based fucking Nips
>>730123003These are the people saying you need to be killed for disagreeing with them
>>730123759Remember not to update. They removed an entire wild zone with the last patch.
>>730123829Your wife is created for humiliation
>>730124043>>730124043>>730124043
>>730123590>>730123781i capped both of these images
>>730123856how long until we get this slut's blatant ass shot in-game?Will they turn off the monitor?
>>730124034>Remember not to update. They removed an entire wild zone with the last patch.WhatYou know the version numberI updated last the day the dlc came out and havent updated since
>catching tutorial>22 minutes in
>21 mins in>still on tutorialPorkeymanez is journigger level of gayming
>>730124129>>730124140Sun and Moon is worseIts like 2 or 2 and half hours in before the tut stops
>>730124140>>730124129this is the result of all the people who said Persona 5 is the best game ever
>>730124076woah! you go, big guy!
>>730123179This is a hilarious picture
>>730124129>>730124140pokemon is a game for kidsand this modern pokemon is made for modern kidsie fucking retards
>>730123885>Just want to go to a cafe to chill after work>Quickest route is now a wild zone, how bad can it be?>Feel the gaze of powerful pokemon on me constantly, sizing me up like meat>Don't have a mon of my own, too busy waging>Suddenly my path gets blocked by a wild pokemon, I try to go around but there's no room>Try to back away, another pokemon stops me>I'm pinned to a wall, no way out>Can't expect any help from authorities because the city itself paid for these mons to be hereHmmmmm
>>730124123It was 2.0, I think. It was related to the Alpha Shiny exploit. They might have put it back though, I've been looking for the article I originally saw and can't find it.
