Now: Path of Exile 2Next: Metroid Prime 3: CorruptionLater: Small SagaStreams:https://www.youtube.com/live/IzylNJUIGwchttps://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >730154570
poo2
when are they cute girls playing
>>730158759I think PoE2 SUCKS
>>730158759
>rollrollrollrollrollrollroll
TRANS RIGHTS!!
When's rhythm games?
HERE I GO MIGGIN AGAIN
>by the time im financially able to attend these events, all of them kind of went to shitmaybe it's a good thing, but i remember between 2015-2019 i've always wanted to attend GDQ or ESA
I really need a cute girl to pee on my face
>>730158759He can't keep getting away with this
>>730158759Prime 3's run is going to be sick. I hope the couch and announcer don't ruin it.
This isn't even HC is it
>>730158798>when the poe2 run hasnt even been going for 30 minutes>there are still 2.5 hours left to go
>>730158798What a snowflake.
Will the Metroid Prime 3 run be shit as well or no? It's not a tranny runner, right?
>>730158815At least EVO didn't go to complete shit.yet
>>730158813what
>>730158798I wonder how good the sex was
>>730158856licky licky hair pits licky licky
>>730158856NOOOOO EWWWWW WHY
Since we're in a new thread, could someone post THE webm?
>>730158856Is this tranny back? I think it would make excellent content
>>730158856what the fuck is wrong with them
>>730158863Thats because EVO was always shit, just like every fighting game.
did poe2 devs nerf the act 1 bosses
The 3 hour dry season is upon us. What are you > playingin the meantime?MDickie simulators are surprisingly fun when you actually play by the rules. The systems are barely holding together but it still works somehow.
yo eckerman post the updated graphs
>>730158617i'm gonna open a bottle of vodka
>>730158798why videotape this momentkind of an asshole thing to do
>>730158881
>DIESYep im going to bed.
>>730158881This is what you wanted right?
lol SCfags be like
>>730158813Would
lmao he got owned
>>730158861Nah, it's by a guy named MrMiguel who's the current WR holder. He's got a pretty good lead over BOOBS GIRL BOOBS BOOBS.
>3 hours
Only 2 hours and 30 minutes left
>>730158920I beat fire giant and godskin duo on my RL1 playthrough today. gonna chill and maybe do an hour of Pikmin 4 before bed.
>>730158920blasting bots in Q3A
>>730158948the fuck is this
>>730158920Got the new Fantasy Life for Christmas so been playing that to catch up and play with my friend
>>730158813Wtf wheres the full video
>>730159001womans breasts
this guy has not stopped talking in the last 30 minutes hasnt hegood lord, i'd be tired
>>730158864>tfw normie girls know what bayonetta glasses are without even knowing the actual character existsa blessing in disguise. stay safe bros.
>>730158881This is my favourite
>>730159001I love her so much bros she's so cute and quirky
>>730158881Here you go
>>730158976Oh thank god. I honestly never realized how out of control the tranny shit had gotten until the day I heard Miles of all people transitioned.
ah shit this run's gotta be over soon right>check estimateThe FUCK is this shit jesus
Snack status?
>>730158976>dethroning BOOBS after 8 years>by a large fucking margintrannies BTFO
>>730159038Fuck this is so kino I love it
PoE2 is fun to play but godawful boring to watch
>>730159063Who's the cute emo twink in the hat?
>>730159035There's always one in every GDQ. Quite often for longer runs of at least 1hr+ too.
>>730159074what am I supposed to be seeing here
They could have at least used a cooler build.
>>730158759how many times we gonna have this OP image today?
>>730159105he's LITERALLY me
>>730159038This
>wanted to see prime 3 run>absolutely no chance i'm making it through 3 hours of this shitgat dammit
>>730159074Do these two guys always race this game?
They didn't think this name through kek
I thought Prime 3 was 2am not 5am fuuuuuuuuck the one run I wanna see and I'm gonna fall asleep before it
>>730158881not for the faint of heart
YOU MANIPULATIVE WHORE
why did he do it bros
>>730159063Damn, seeing that guy's style really hit me that 2013 was a long time ago nowFuck I'm getting old
>>730159061why did he do it??
>>730159109Watch second from the right's face
PoE has like a gorillion players. Was this really the most charismatic guy they could find?
>>730159137
>When the runner cares more about the speedrun than showing off the gamePoE 2 has some of the coolest boss fights and this guy literally just spends most of the build-up in the menus not doing anything instead of showing the cool stuff.
>PoE grind speedrunlel
>major e-sportDon't kid yourself lmao
>>730159269me when I see a trans girl pissing
Take it to an esports event then, not a speedrunning marathon.
>>730159210They never do. Someone post the Worms webm
>>730159210Well at least something nice came out of this dogshit segment.
>>730159182I know Jhay (bottom right) still runs Galaxy not sure about the other guy
>>730159074a l l s m i l e s
>>730159250>>730159312*curb stomps your smug face*sleep tight now BITCH
>>730159287what the fuck do you think a speedrun isyou baited and triggered me, nice work
>>730158881What would you do in this situation?
>>730159137It sure as fuck fitting since there is nothing gud until fucking 8 hours
>>730159063damn, trihex now only streams as a hobby because he turned into a politics streamer, but he had shit takes so no one watched him. Now he has a real job
This is misleading. The speed runs are for uber pinnacle bosses. Not the campaign. This crap is so lame.
>>730159074gayest thing I've ever seen
>>730159223pimp
>>730159287PoE players literally can't spend 1 second looking at the game, they need 1 menu or map to be open at all time or else they feel like they're not being efficient
Man, 2.5 hours of thisRate the run at this pointAnd rate his hair and facial hair
>>730158881https://files.catbox.moe/ub896r.webm
>>730159373what does he do for work now
>>730159413mods
Isn't GDQ meant to be a family friendly event? Why was Wolfenstein gore allowed?
does anyone have that one ms paint comic of the chair sniffer incident? makes me lol every time but i don't have it saved
>>730159389Twink couldn't resist Jhay's Big Welsh Cock
>>730159402C, blastorama needs to stop talking
>>730159437if you have a problem with killing nazis then this isn't the event for you, CHUD
>>730158881Gotchu
>>730159413nonono you can't say the quiet part out loud
>>730159413wow he really made the right choice on that
>>730159061I miss this ruskie schizo
Am I the only one enjoying the run? I've sunk hundreds of hours into PoE2 and this is fascinating to see.
this guy really isn't gonna shut up for more than two seconds this entire run, is he? it's honestly impressive how he can just keep going and going without needing ANY feedback or response from anybody
>>730159074>>730159109
Johnatroon...
>>730159373>watch him somewhat after he got popular from his "working at Gamestop" youtube videos>does a movie night once a week>join once because it was a good kung-fu movie>like 10-20 people talking in a discord voice chat>trihex hops in at the beginning and says "hey guys here's the movie">doesn't talk again the entire movie, everyone else is making jokes or chatting with each other>at the end he unmutes and says "alright there's the movie guys, thanks for joining"like i'm not sure what I expected but i thought it was funny that he advertised this as some sort of community night but he was clearly just playing a movie then fucking off for 2 hours
This is the most boring fucking shit ever
>>730159245you can tell he was planning on moving on from speedrunning during his esa run
>>730159373>he turned into a politics streamerGrim.
>>730159475kek
>>730159332What a run
>>730159438please... somebody. it gets posted every year, one of you must have it
>>730158798It was his whore wife or is whore gf? I can't remember.
Why did Brawl get cancelled?Better yet, why did Madbat 64 get cancelled?
>>730159502This sucks if you haven't played this game then I guess
>It's a point-and-click game>Runner pretends like it's the highest level of dark souls speedrunning and needs to be silent the whole runPoEbros, he's making us look bad...
>>730159493Was he that GTA runner who spent the entire time talking about drama or the Revengence runner who spliced his marathon run
>>730159475The edit is a masterpiece.
>>730159521>that part near the end where jhay's on the floor and he clearly wants to straddle him but stops himself
>>730158813based
Whatever happened to Cosmo? Is he still going by Narcissa?
>>730159597brawl runner is an autist who decided to flake on the run because he didn't get a good night's sleep before the run. i assume he had some sort of mental breakdown from the stress, but "can't run with out sleep" is the excuse he's going with on twitter
>>730159597runner got cold feet after sleep deprivation
>>730159531did he not turn DND on? why is nobody taking advantage of this lol
>he/theywhat the fuck is the point of this shit? They're non-binary but only if they're being referred to in the objective case? Fucking LGBTQ's butchering of the English language is so obnoxious. You're only a "they" if you're a member of a group fuck off.
>>730159608The latter. I think he also ran DMC4 one year (both were rated SSS)
>>730158938What do you think she's doing at a speedrun event? Just desperate to find a bf that is completely safe because they could never do better?
>>730159663nova wright now
>>730159475>lol
>>730159683private league
This viewership is grim as fuck.
>3 hours of POE2no thanks
>>730159475kek that's good
>>730159663She started a new youtube channel last time I heard about her
>>730159663cosmo killed himself
>>730159597Luigi was deemed problematic for not being a trans ally, and Mr. Game and Watch was considered outdated for using Mr. in his name which is constrictive.
>>730159438>>730159590here you go bud
>>730159683the price tag + most autists have decorated accounts they don't want to lose
nice
>>730159698Couldn't he at least pick a normal name?
>>730159684>Where are they?>How are they doing?>What are they up to?>They're in the other room.>They just left.All singular. If you're going to give people shit at least understand how english works monkey boy.
>>730159739
>>730159757literally me
>>730159716You can dm cross-leagues it's really just >>730159758
>>730159757based
Just 2 hours and 10 minutes left
I would play this game if it wasn't always online
>>730159663>>730159735>>730159808
>>730158881here you go king
>sorry to interrupt the game we need to talk about fucking pasta nowHOYYYYYYYYYYYP
>>730159684I put "he/they" in my work email signature (pronouns mandated by HR). Its a freebie since everyone still can treat you as male but every meeting I start my case "with my unique experience as a non-cis person" and get to sit back and watch the management squirm when they struggle to reject my thoughts without me then calling them out as cishets. Everyone knows what I am doing but they cannot make that known or else they admit the whole system is fake. The best is when they make the mistake of saying "his" or something and I freak out and correct them its "their". The small eye roll and sigh before she has to feign an apology makes the small effort to maintain the charade worth every second.
>>730159862Not exactly much going on anon
>>730159757bless you, anon... my hero
>>730159792>Where is he?>How is he doing?>What is he up to?>He's in the other room.>He just left.fixed that for you, weeb faggot
>>730159852man this lady really got fucked on genetics being build like a box
so what ever happened to protofaggirl
>>730159852That would have been really hot if she had any boobage at all
>>730159808Fuck me why do I kind of miss the uncomfy fluorescent lights
>>730159912
>>730159863HOLY BASED
>>730159848i thought people said he detransitioned
>>730159952The amount of white women built like this is so unfortunate.What causes this? Why is it more rare in darker women?
>>730159886I don't believe this is real but it's hilarious nonetheless.
>>730159735>HerI thought he detransitioned?
>>730159848Why the hell would being banned from Twitch mean you can't do a run? Do you *need* to have a Twitch account in order to do a showcase?
>>730159964Not them specifically but they were another small part of the whole appeal which was a bunch of autists getting together and speedrunning.Not the cold PR ridden, purely scripted, advertiser/sponsor and trans first monster it has become now.
>donation donation donation>go to get a drink>time for some donationsUnwatchable blabber n' shill event
>>730160053you can't be in a twitch livestream if you are banned on twitch, per twitch TOS
>>730160053if you're streaming on twitch you aren't allowed to host or show or broadcast anyone who is permanently banned on twitchthey're pretty strict about it, like if somebody was doing their own thing on stream on a discord call with cosmo that would be grounds for a ban
I went to sleep after Sonic Adventure. Any noteworthy runs since then?
>>730160053its against twitch ToS to have a banned person on your stream
>>730159863>In crucial moments, I have less faith in women>Wow, wow, I admire youdangerously based
>>730159993He's a chud and probably in this thread right now.
>>730159965I've heard people use both interchangeably well before pronouns and gender politics became a commonly discussed topic.
>>730159993>>730160046I think it's a complicated mess of him detransitioning but not really, then changing his name (nova) but still using narcissa because that is apparently his new legal name or something.
>>730160087Fire Alarm
>game has an item called orb of transmutationdo the new zealanders want to make people trans
>>730159848how did he get banned from twice? I only tune in to watch this shit event
jesus this couch guy has not stopped talking
>>730159723a bunch of twitch amazon data centers fucked up so people probably stopped watching due to constant buffering.
>>730160114Sorry, this was for >>730159912
>>730160130threatened to uncle ted people
TAKE A FUCKING BREATH ALREADY
>>730160072>>730160083>>730160094Oh that makes more sense thenWhy did he get banned in the first place?
>>730160135it's almost like he's a commentator or something
>>730159863The massive fucking balls on this guy. No hesitation too.
>>730160135Lock this guy and Shovelclaws in a room together and see who comes out on top after a few hours
>>730160053Being banned from the platform means you are banned from the platform. Twitches TOS means that GDQ would be in trouble for featuring somehow who had been banned. Which you can debate with nobody over if you want, but that's the black and white line a corporation will draw.
>>730160182Watching porn on stream, multiple times
Why do you guys defend the GDQ management?
>>730159863that bitch said she read it three times. you can't trust women for shit
>>730160135It's kind of impressive, it's like he put all his stat points into speech but none into charisma. I wonder how much he prepared or if this all just off the cuff
Bring me Failer
>>730160182i don't remember specifically but he was acting crazy after transitioning, lots of clips of him playing dress up and looking creepy
>>730160184let him yap, talking about what he knows about the game and not making lame ass jokes, sounds like he knows what he's yapping about, better this then endless "Trans Rights" from the host
>>730160130Short version is he got manipulated into becoming trans by his abusive gf.He then got with some other trans person and was constantly enabled in psychotic behaviour which also showed in his stream where he deteriorated live on camera.Talking about dancing with a knife in hand, crying and general psychosis shit.I think he was ultimately banned because he made death or suicide threats live on camera during one of his episodes.
Goddamn, even with the first death to the mammoth that was an impressive kill
he has been talking for 59 minutes
>>730160209There's really nothing to debate. Allowing it would be retarded, cause every banned person would just get on their "friends" account to keep streaming
>>730160226shut the fuck up, these threads mock them constantly. whatever example you point out to the contrary is just going to prove you're a retard
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>>730160137I'm looking forward to the progressively more insane mental gymnastics trying to justify that the event isn't dead in the water and the donations are all totally legitIt's arguably more entertaining that the runs
>>730160323The viewership numbers speak for themselves
bro won't let the runner talk god damn
How the fuck can this dude speak non-stop for over an hour without taking a single sip of water?
Ahhhh you know its an exceptionally boring ass run when the threads are just comfyposting old memes and talking about the good old days
>>730160184>>730160264you have a point honestly, i have a gorillion hours in poe so i'm just being a snob if anythinghe definitely knows what hes talking about
>run is skillful >comms are insightful >Host is pretty quiet Good run ngl
I feel like napping through this shit, why isn't metroidboobs running metroid prime 3 anyway?
>>730160276>his abusive gf.was it that bitch he was with at his final GDQ? i remember her seeming insane and definitely seemed like she was just into him for his microcelebrity
>>730160374I like this image
>>730160368runner is deeply esl
>>730160384i actually don't hate it, solid b for me
>>730158790>AGDQ>Girl>CutePick 2
>>730160368he's locked in, at this point if couch guy stops talking it's going to break his concentration
>>730160374The godless nights are always the best, even if we complain about them. The threads are slower and the runs are long
>explains the game mechanics>explains the plot and background lore>explains the runner's current goals and how those goals are required to achieve future goals>gives interesting tidbits>zero cringe, all professionalism>doesn't run out of breathThis commentator is like an esports host, you faggots can't appreciate good commentary.He's basically carrying this run.
>>730159848He also won't come back unless twitch pays him 250k in damages
>>730160481nobody is complaining, they are surprised he can do it. Are you autistic?
>>730160449i'll pick cute girl, where can i find her?
Even the speedrun is boring holy shit piece of excrement 2 is such a garbage game
What the heck is trans right?
>>730160258kinda cute
hey my favorite pasta is X - also, TRANS RIGHTS!
Did smash brawl ever get rescheduled?
>>730160501>despite having 100% the best and most noble intention for humanity's futureok seems like he's still crazy
the venue doesn't know what to do with themselves with all this male chad energy on screen
do we like mr.llamasc?
>>730160572Yeah. To the end of times. Pulling out hours before the event - That guy is so fucking banned for life.
>having multiple scaling vectors for skills? Damn, must be an oversight, gotta fix thatThis guy must be a PoE2 dev
>>730160552never played any path of exile and i can tell from watching a path of exile 1 run before that this game is better graphics in return for having all the soul sucked out of it
run's been pretty comfy
>>730160598more pro tranny messages
>>730160335Can't wait for a new donation record this year. Hoooype!
>>730160571*incredibly boring details about my personal life* and trans rights
>>730160571Totally organic
>>730160449
>>730160558legislature that allows mentally ill cross dressing men to pee in women's bathrooms legally
seems to me now that night runs are more likely to have better runs
>>730160501>noble intentions for humanitymost normal people figure out by their 20s that if their ideas are applied to society it'd be apocalypticthat guy is nuts lmao
>>730160657He, she, they, doesnt matter. Would.
>>730160657>that>cute
>>730151397why did he lie down on the floor?
bruhs this website just isnt usable anymore it is all 3rdys from south america
>>730160657God DAMN this bitch needs a sandwich
Torchlight 2 would have been a better game to run in this slot.i just bought it on steam sale and the modding community has made that game INCREDIBLE. there are all these additional classes and skills, its pretty amazing if you love ARPG's. i love the art style of it, grimdark arpg is tired and played out
>>730160582I mean what do you expect. Trans people successfully cut him off from anyone sane in his life.He's basically only been surrounded by LGBTs for the past 10 years.It's surprising he even managed to get some grip on reality again.
>>730160665Did he died?
>>730160665Gotta love r Harv
>>730159964They've all moved on.((You're)) still here.
>>730160657Anal
>>730160708I used to find these giant logs on my back porch all the time and I never knew what they were from until I saw this video lol
>Channeled all of his autism into alcohol and "food hacks"Do you guys think speedrunning could've saved him?Imagine cobes walking around GDQ trying to pick up goth girls like >>730160657TMDWU
>>730160558A magic phrase that dull-eyed commentators chant every 5 minutes to manipulate vulnerable people into giving them money. GDQ/SGDQ is the only time anyone saying this shit right now ever says it. Once money is out of the equation they don't give a fuck about troops.
>>730159413>>730160728Not a cult btw
>>730160135I feel youIt's good for information but I'd appreciate just one fucking moment of silence in these 3 hours
If gamers actually respected trans people, there wouldn't be a need to disclose trans right in our messages you bigots
>>730160501>having 100% the best and most noble intentions for humanity's futureHow do they ever expect to be taken seriously while saying shit like this
>>73015968499.999% of the time this means "I'm fine with either he or they". They're using the slash to separate two acceptable alternatives, rather than subject/object.
>>730160808didnt this guys fans kill him
>>730160519I don't know dude go to starbucks or something
>>730158993Giga based even if you put the duo to sleep.
>>730160501>pay me in damagesdo americans really
>>730160708either that frog in particular was horribly constipated or they only shit once a month
>>730160853much more likely that his insane girlfriend did imo
too many sickos in speedrunning >>730160808
>>730160665First time seeing this particular webm of bobeigh
>>730160708Imagine how good he must have felt after. Probably ate the equivalent of a whole pizza after that in celebration.
>>730160501Stupid fuck is lucky he didn't go to jail for threatening to shoot up twitch HQ.He deserves whatever shit he gets.
>>730160823yeah yeah shut up and give us more donationsif you want us to say the line. those cancer prevention pamphlets ain't gonna print themselves.
>>730159373Grim
>>730160859wtf is this bullshit, you owe me a cute girl
>>730160708AI getting crazyI refuse to believe frogs just lay human sized shits
>>730160967newfag
This is terrible.
>the 411haven't heard that one in a long time...
>>730160657you'd shatter her pelvis before even getting an inch inside
>vision defenderssomeone kill this retard
>>730160501>I will try to exercise a bunchI still have hope. I'm always waiting for Cosmo to come back no matter how mentally fucked he is I believe old Cosmo can somehow still come back.
>>730160967the video pre-dates AI
what's the qrd on the whole kill the animals thingit's an oddly morbid joke(?) for this sunshine and rainbows community
>>730160983Why are g*rmans like this
God damn if I was the runner I'd ask the couch if he'd please be quiet
>>730160983>gooners see this and say gaming is healing
>>730159413>if it wasn't for the people that groomed me I wouldn't be a retarded trannyno shit
>>730160449Parken sits in the background of runs once or twice an event, sometimes, does that count?
>>730160572It was a two hour run. Pretty much no way to add it back unless another 2+ hour run gets cancelled, which is pretty unlikely.
>>730159848why was it banned from twitch?
>>730160983pulling right now
>>730161010He started speedrunning again on nova wright channel but he chose forspoken of all games to run.
>>730160983Real shame they gave their cow character nonexistent boob physics, since mods can't add those.
>>730161015it's quite literal, at the end of the game there's an escape sequence and you can choose to free some animals so they can escape too or just leave them to blow up
>>730161034she's cute but her voice turns me off
>>730160947he was never THAT big but this is still sad. i wonder how many people gave him stream advice that he just ignored so he could just torpedo his career
>>730161015metroid speedrun can save like a second by letting animals die its a common donation incentive to have the runner lose that second and go save the animalspeople would post Save the Animals! as twitch spam memethus its an anti-meme to Kill the Nimals
This seems like it would be good if I gave a shit about ARPGs
>>730159373I still haven't gotten over him dropping Yoshi's Island.
holy shit the runner was allowed to talk
>>730161015Super Metroid lets you either save or kill the animals at the end of the game. Killing them is faster so it's a meme of speed vs (((ethics))) and people donate out the nose to bid one way or the other.
>>730161110>metroid speedrun can save like a second by letting animals dieit's like 10 seconds
Are the Vaal remains still a key part of the plot in PoE2?
>>730161015I want to call you a newfag for not knowing but holy fuck this just shows how fucked up the schedule of GDQ is. Running super metroid with this incentive used to be a classic, but now they rather play shit games with stupid gimmicks
>>730161167cute autist
I want a sky burial :)
>this lorethat's just cheap dead body disposal
how can i inflict whatever happened to him to myself as well so i have absolutely zero self awareness
>>730161136>"flashing imagery" warninglel
>>730161038If I recall: went into a mental breakdown after people started bailing when he turned trans. So he kept doing weird shit to alienate viewers and torch his channel, including showing copyrighted stuff; I think one of the things was an anime that had some nudity (not hentai). They unbanned him a few times, but he just kept torching his channel, so now there's no chance for him coming back.
>>730158934They were recording drunk Stiv knocking on the door of Cosmo's hotel room, which itself was also a stupid thing to do. I think Stiv just wanted to fanboy out over Cosmo, but everyone involved was drunk so it was just awkward and he immediately felt remorseful afterward.
>>730161167I look and act like this
Remember when mIrrored_ talk no jutsu'd cosmo to death?
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>>730160983Gaming......IT'S HEALING!>>730161078how does that work? Can't they just add it themselves or something?
the rizzen king places a fanum tax
this dude hasn't stopped talking for a second since the run started
I'm curious, how many of you guys were watching speedruns back on JTV? I want to know if I'm the only one.
>loves learning about real world cultures from the lore>can't remember the name of the culture that does sky burials
>>730161301this donation goes to mirrored's choice (^:
>>730161236damn, he had it all back in the day and was so fucking smug for the first few years he trooned out. it all comes tumbling down
>devs talking to speedrunnershuge red flag
>>730161015back in the good old days, one of the last runs of the marathon was always a Super Metroid race. at the end of the run during the escape sequence, you can take like five seconds to go down an alternate path and save some animals from blowing up with the planet. this was always bid war, where you could decide to save the animals or kill the animals (by ignoring them). back then, they read WAY more donations than they do now, like it was constant, and every other donation would be for the incentive. and the run was on Saturday evening at the end of the marathon but people would be donating to that shit day one. so for the entire week, like every 10 minutes you'd hear a donation read out for save/kill the animals. naturally it became a big meme even though they don't do the super metroid race ever year anymore
>>730161339at this point it would be weird if he suddenly stopped and stayed silent for an extended period of time
>>730161383>omg dev we love you, thank you for joining. your game is such a broken poorly coded piece of shit, its just so easy to break and glitch!
>>730161301mirrored was based and his commentary was fine. death to YSG
I just woke up, how were the last 8 hours?
>>730161317>how does that work? Can't they just add it themselves or something?Genshin and all dem gacha use kernel anticheat, you can't change actual game files. The mods work by altering data in memory at runtime. So it's prohibitively difficult to alter animations.
>>730161454We crushed it
>>730161454dogshit
>>730161454it's 2AM and you just woke up?? fix your schedule wtf
>>730161439Previously on LOST
>>730161454runs not over yet
>>730161383Especially GGG. They're probably going to patch out literally every speed tech displayed today and nerf all the skills that were used because fuck you.
>>730161089He was big, especially for back then.
>>730161454
>>730161205>>730161412Man, I hate this new era of "no fun allowed"
>>730161454hoeh
>>730161454Crash 3 wasn't a complete shitshow but had a real woman at least, I only caught the first half though
>>730161383Hugo...
>>730161487Worse, I'm australian, it's 4pm
>>730161038
I couldn't imagine not going to sleep until a agdq or sgdq was done.
This shit is only half over and the next game is a 2.5 hour snore too
>>730158813>gachafaggot shilling for runs of a vidya genre which is universally hated on these speedrun threads, just to post the same unfunny meme that gets instadeleted in other threadsName 10 songs exclusively playable on maimai within the next 5 minutes, you poser
like you have to ask trannies to get colonoscopies, they get those for fun
Get your ASSHOLE checked if you like Diablo 2
>>730161545>Australian>4pmmove to an eastern state so you can play games without a bad ping inshallah
>>730161559so this was his grand plan to improve humanity
Wow, that's the first time I've ever heard the commentator actually talk about cancer prevention through screening instead of trans rights. Bravo.
>>730161454Smith & Head both got tonnes; the poms wasted all their reviews on the night watchman; the laugh at England thread is still up.
Can someone explain the commentary controversy to me?I was told that at some point in GDQ history, they started altering how commentating was done, and a lot of people hated the change. Then GDQ blamed the audience rather than changing anything.
Halfway done
Was the jak 3 run good?I loved that game as a kid
>>730161559same desu
>>730161606unless he's over estimate
>Xboxman I fucking loved the first-person mode in this port but I don't think they ever did it again. Hope the run uses it.
>>730161383This run was probably sponsored by GGG for advertising, lets be honet.
>>730161630It was good if you can ignore the she/her
>>730161630Close race, good commentary, but one of the runner was an any% tranny. It was... alright. Good if you like and know that game.
>>730161630Good couch, one good runner. Second runner and dono reader were insufferable for reasons you can probably guess
>>730161598Not a bad plan considering twitch is giving children brain damage.The amount of times I heard kids refer to "chat" while offline...
>>730161604not sure if this is what you're referencing but there was an internal memo leak about encouraging donations and hosts are given a script to read, compared to early days where basically anything goesthe crux of the discussion has always been about the corporatization of the event vs the loss of it's original soul that made it a thing in the first place
>>730161604not sure what you mean, i don't think there was ever an official edict on how commentary needs to be done. there was one time a few years ago where spike vegeta shat on somebody's commentary on twitter and had to walk it back after he got a lot of backlash
Why didn't they get Elon to do this run
>>730161565>hated on these speedrun threads>most are ambivalent or said basedWelp, seems you lost? *insert the rock raised eyebrow pic here*
I have 150 hours in this poe2 league, makes me look slow
>>730161702there are platforms that have done worse
Jamanra was never hard
>>730161674>>730161683>>730161689Thanks, I'll check out the vod then.
>>730161706
>>730161706too busy saving humanity bucko
>>730161726Name three and their deeds.
>>730161743lel. i remember matty posting on the speedrun sub about how he recognized the chat moderation was going too far and they'd talk to the mods about dialing it back. obviously that was bullshit. no longer that sub doesn't give a shit about GDQ anymore
>>730161706you mean why didn't elon pay someone to do the run on his account
>>730161497he really needs to get rid of that fucking Tifa doll
>>730161340Kotozakura held on as long as he could to not look at the stage only to glance in the end.
>>730161789tiktok, snapchat, youtube
>>730161808Once he's done slurping up semen
>>730161808he's been soft banned after he participated in ludwig's speedrunning event
>>730161808when he stops practicing the autistic run hes doing right now
How many "free palestine" have we gotten?
>>730161814
>>730161723>citation neededI've been in these shithole threads for way too much time anyone should, and in these last five years alone the only rhythm game run that was almost-universally-praised on airing was the Chunithm run from AGDQ last year; every other time most would say either "not a speedrun", be generally not interested and people complaining constantly over people talking/reading donations during each song playAlso, no 10 songs named in more than 5 minutes, so the one who lost is (You), sorry for your ass
>>730161789twitter, microshart, tiktoki dont think i need to explain why
>>730161340based Akatsu
>>730161887pedophilebro I ain't reading all that. Take a hint sissy.
>>730161867Get with the times unc, Palestine is old news. It's all about Freeing Venezuela now
I think this commentator would be fun to have as, like, a 5E dungeon master or something. I don't give a shit about PoE2 but he's making this run entertaining, his commentary is excellent.
These threads are better than last year, moderation has eased up a bit. It's nice to say positive things for a change
>>730161948But they just freed it?
>>730161603you can't do this to me
>event half over>only 300k raisedlaunderbros...
>>730161974he's not making it entertaining for me but his voice and extremely steady cadence make for great background noise
>>730161827to trade up for an aerith doll, right?
>>730161948But we didn't free Palestine yet. Wtf
i want to be a cute girl that speedruns at gdq while wearing a chastity cage and a vibe in my buttanyone else?
>>730162020giga """anonymous""" donations always come during latter half of the event you know this
>>730162042we haven't even killed kony 2012 yet man
I just thought about pressing f5 to quick save in the thread. I should probably go to sleep.
>>730162020>event half overnigga it hasn't even been 48 hours
>>730162020>50k anynomous donation out of nowhere! Wow! And the message is "trans rights!" Thanks for the generous donation anonymous
>>730162057i just realized that there definitely have been women who have competed at GDQ while wearing a chastity cage on their clitties
>>730162057based cage enjoyer
>>730161974He does kind of sound like Brendan Lee Mulligan too
>>730162020dude the charts are literally saying that at this point in the entire marathon they are above normal compared to previous years.
>>730162035He's very articulate and well-spoken. It wouldn't surprise me to know that he had practiced this.>mispronounced "thematic"DEATH>>730162075It's been years since I've been this sleep deprived during a GDQ. The decreasing quality of the runs has afforded me much more sleep in recent years.Go to bed, you won't miss dick.
>>730161876sorry
>>730162020This is the 2nd highest total they’ve ever had by this point
>>730162057Im watching this while my 2.5 inch buttplug is in
Clap for RNG.
>>730162037more like trade up to a Priscilla doll
what are thoooooooooooose?
>>730161914>pedophilebroI know you larp as one, no need for projecting onto others when your poser status was none but confirmed minutes ago
>>730162057same but i don't want to be a cute girl that speedruns at gdq
>>730162075I always rebind quick save to F4, F5 a shit.
How you finna remember 15 runs out of 1600 stfu
i don't even get the trans rights donating, what rights are trannies lacking?
>>730162178pedosissy......
>>730162121Shit, you're right. Any idea if CR's new campaign is any good? Don't get me wrong, I hate CR but the prospect of BLM DM'ing is appealing, even if I know he'll be stuck herding gay, retarded cats.>>730162168Fast boots
>>730161340> agdq in the beginning wrapping into two straight weeks of sumohow the fuck am i supposed to work
>transitions done quickAny good runs by non-trannies?
>>730162157lowest viewcount as well. very interesting
>>730161887What about that DDR marathon? Where the guy did nonstop DDR flawlessly for like an hour
>>730161887>and in these last five years alone the only rhythm game run that was almost-universally-praised on airing was the Chunithm run from AGDQ last yearWhy are you lying?
commentator should keep the commentary more casual, I play the game and it's quite a bit inside baseball
>>730162223its on youtube and tiktok
>>730162201right to groom childrenit's impossible to adopt and they can't have kids the natural way
>soft-spoken runner who never speaks>giga-autist completely monopolizing commentary and walling out trans rights donationsIdeal duo>>730162213/sumo/ is everywhere these days
>3 hours PoE 2>2.5 hours metroid after>Then 6 hours of "literally who" games
>>730162260Gatekeeping is good, even when I don't know what the fuck is going on
>>730162262how many people are watching on tiktok
>>730162263having kids is a privilege not a right
is he having a stroke?
>>730162262Even with those added up. The trajectory has gone down each year
>>730162293i'd rather watch literal who games than this shit
>>730162213
>>730162216/v/ go literally five seconds without thinking about trannies challenge level impossible
>>730162260the best commentators are the ones that realize they need it to dumb it down for the viewer (because not everyone played the game). they know to entertain first then yap about the details second
y'all are going to miss this guy when the next commentator is loud and cringe
>>730162057>>730162113My run is next, and I'm going to do this. Wish me luck!
>>730162337>geeeet NIGGEEEEED!
>>730162362im not complainingi just think its impressive for one person to go on this long without a break
>>730162350The best commentators are the ones that did whatever the fuck this was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjPqwklxk9U
>>730162337not even an ACL injury, he'll recover
>>730162350That guy was alright for the one cowboy run, then he did it again for another entirely different run the following GDQ and it was pretty garbage
>pretty cold outside>window was leaking a bit on the edges so I taped it up>now some ice has formed on the tapeSpeedrun from this event for this feel?
>>730162362O-ok...
>>730162393>i just think its impressive for one person to go on this long without a breakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu6lUsOtjkY
>>730162057same
>>730162443>telling us that awful nothing of a storySplit fiction
>feel free to read as many donos as you can for 2 minutes>couch proceeds to not let them talk
>>730162340>event went full tranny years ago>surprised when people call it a tranny eventMaybe they shouldn't be shoving tranny shit in peoples faces
>>730160725>modded classesyou did not, by any stretch of the imagination, beat the gameyou didn't even play it
>you have two minutes for donations>*reads one donation*>starts commenting about the donation
thanks for explaining the concept of time to me
>>730162443>anon found frozen to death in his home, chastity cage frozen shut and butt plug still vibrating
>>730162474outplayed
Rhythm games are NOT speedruns. They're not visually interesting to watch. And the absolute worst "run" was the one where it was a guy and his pals playing out their heavily rehearsed skit for like 30 minutes, taking turns playing the game and saying how each one was doing the most amazing thing ever.
>"IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE?"kek'd
>>730162512Time cannot be explained and still has no physical definition. Like mathematical point.
>>730162503Bamboozled
>>730162495I've had the run on for an hour and it hasn't been mentioned once
did the commentator and runner say how many hours they have in this game?
Melee in PoE2 is so gay lol
>>730162547>Rhythm games are NOT speedruns. Correct, and that's why they are not labeled as such.
> armored core on thursday> hagrid speedrunner> 120 AD gaul on the mic> tranny on the couchso close...
>>730162547They specifically call them "showcase runs," nobody's claiming they're speedrunsIt's a sideshow to the speedruns
>>730162589>he/him literally on the screen right now
i wanna see someone at gdq speedrun this
>ziggyd holy cringe
>>730162589The couch dude definitely said trans rights and did a fist up like 30 minutes ago. I think everyone just doesn't even register it at this point
>>730162639Your brain is broken
>>730162572time is just the distance between two events
>>730162602at least put on some bloomers or something
diablo 1 was the only good one. are there any clones like it?
you're going to miss commentary from the traaaans riiiights screeching
>>730162602jesus christ her shoulders are bare spoiler that
>>730162602I want to cast explosion inside Megumin using my dick.
goggers where we @
I'm currently having a delicious bowl of Raisin Bran. Raisins which are grapes that have been dried in the sun for a very long time, and bran the hard outer layer of cereal grain, combined with germ, it is an integral part of whole grains. When you eat Raisin Bran, it fills your stomach and keeps you from feeling the sensation of hunger. Hunger being pangs in the belly as a result of lack of nourishment. There by sending signals to your brain saying "Hey, I'm hungry!" and when you hear mister "Hey, I'm hungry!" make sure to have a hearty bowl of Post Raisin Bran.
O R B S
>>730162694i heard there's a similar game called diablo 2
>>730162694FATE is great although a lot more simple
>>730162589His character name is literally Trans_Rights_
>>730162679Distance in what? Matter? Electrical potential? Aether?
>>730162694diablo4 is ok
>>730162754kek
>>730162590>An interesting query, anonymous, but I'm afraid that it would be too time-consuming to satisfactorily answer your question with a simple, fixed number; in fact, it would be much more convenient if you would allow me to elucidate the precise mathematical function by which we could arrive at our approximate hours of playtime through variable inputs.
>>730162775That's the name of everything during this event, we get no variety. Even arbys was funnier
>>730162602Must breed
So this angormus guy can speak english, why the fuck does he have this guy on the couch babbling for the last 2 hours instead of him?
>still an hour leftokay i can't do anymore i'm going to bed
>>730162809>even arbys was funniertrans rights are no joke
>>730162763Diablo 2 ruined everything that made 1 great
>>730162845Easier to focus on the game when you're not trying to talk at the same time. Most of the people who self-commentate are streamers anyway, but a lot of runners aren't.
what are the best runs from past GDQs
OOOOOORB
>>730162694You WILL consume AGDGslop and you WILL like it.https://store.steampowered.com/app/2351860/Tower_of_Kalemonvo/
>yammers on for two hours straighthonestly im quite impressed
>>730162845The guy in question is giving great commentary. It's stressful to commentate and play at the same time, and not everyone wants to do it. I personally like to talk no jutsu while playing, it just feels more natural.
>>730162776the distance is measured in time from a clock
>>730162892wild guns
>>730162809Saying trans rights once or twice would be fine, I'd just laugh it off and move on with my day. But at this point, GDQ has basically become a pride parade. No shit heterosexual people aren't going to want to watch that.
i n b r e d
>Apex of FilthThey've entered the GDQ venue.
Holy shit the guy commentating on the couch is high level autism.
>bifurcate>echelon>masticate>macabreSomeone take the dictionary away from this nigga
>>730162752DEATHMARKED
>>730162956>guythey're nonbinary
>>730162956That's 95% of the playerbase, son.
>>730162983Well, he looks like a regular dude, so I guess he hasn't fully committed to transitioning yet.
Quick, /v/. Name your favorite single-player game of appropriate length that would nonetheless make for a dogshit speedrun like the current game.
>SF64 on the schedule as Lylat WarsGet out this America
>>730162964Certain autistic people are well spoken or have a strong vocabulary. It doesn't necessarily mean they're intelligent, but they use words that you wouldn't normally hear in everyday conversation.
>>730162449why waste the time
>>730163030>
>>730162983beep boop robot hes a male
>>730162892personal favhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3e4cKRxCdw
>3 hours of this Good god.
>>730163030uhhh, CDDA I guess.
>>730162964maybe he's an esoteric individual
>>730163082he's ftm
>>730163087Technically only 1 more hour
>>730163087JUST ONE MORE HOUR ANONWE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
>>730163030Troubleshooter Abandoned Children. The campaign is like 160 hours casually and even skipping all the cutscenes it still takes me about 40 hours per playthrough. I don't know if it has any speedruns, but I'd be amazed if it could be routed below about 8 hours.
>Blasto, you have a minute for more donations>Yes, this is a threat
>>730163087it's this or TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS ROOOOOOOOOOOIGHTS every 5 seconds
>>730162964echelon and macabre are not obtuse words
>we've entered into Viper Napuatzilewd
We're in the final hour, then we'll be free
>boss arena is formed by a bulwark of the boss's shield-wielding underlings and gradually gets smaller and smallerLudo
You really don't see such genuine raw autism as the guy commentating. I just can't get over how he speaks, like he enjoys the sound of his own voice.
ugh, cringe
viper is from the latina 'vipera'that means the romans existed in the PoE universe
AZEREA ZERI
Peak autism, I love it
Cool, more sat*nic chanting.
>>730163087>>730163123>>730163197I'd much rather this than reading fucking donations.
>>730163215They took a lot of their lack of good boss fight designs in PoE1 to heart.
>>730163228for me it's goading the audience to participate, when there's nobody in the fucking audience
>>730163228All autists roll the dice at birth, you either become an introvert autist and slowly rot away in the shadows, or become an extrovert autist and just talk and talk and talk till everyone hates you.
He even did the fantasy language chantingThis dude really is an autistic gamer Brendan Lee Mulligan
>>730163197Not really. Still 3 more hours of Metroid. Then we get into the good games. Argick is up today, he'll help liven this place up.
please say traans riiights, i'm itching
>>730163231Megumin!
>>730163282he sounds a bit like him too
>>730163281> talk till everyone hates youI really would prefer if you'd be quiet
>>730163282This is like a dude who has memorized all the lore and played WoW for the last 20 years but instead he knows everything about PoE and must play it all day every day and it's his only hobby/obsession.
>>730163302Don't worry, both the runner and commentator will say it at the end right after everyone has rated it, like clockwork
>Please, PLEASE let me buy MTX.Brainwashed cattle.
>>730163335assuming he can make money off of it sounds pretty greatassuming
>HUGE ENEMY CRAB>it's kino every timewhy?
>>730163338The commentator already said it during the first hour but none of you fags were paying attention
>>730163315
>we then meet rog
ACT 4 MERMAID BOOBS INCOMING! GET READY!
>>730163390>expecting anyone to pay attention on a run like this
why isn't he saying trans rights? does he hate trans people?
PoE1 has Maven therefore it's better.
>This is a sulfidic volcanic island >I watched a lot of talks from the developers I don't think anyone cares enough about the biomes that closely, nor the game as much as you do. Holy shit.
What potentially good runs are left?
>scbabs
>>730163449maybe he's a geologist
>>730163490I highly doubt that. He's just massively autistic.
why did I think this was HC lmao
>>730163446this but tullina
Trans_Rights_ has been slain.
>>730163483Unless GDQ staff fuck it up (which is likely), Prime 3 next is probably going to be kino
>>730163483im waiting for the seum run
>>730163030I'll send the speedrun instead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AQ9q-NDt90
>>730163529lol
>>730163546chat is this real
Are duke, hippie, sylux, and dss going to be on soon?
>>730163446does 2 have sweaty ranger cheeks?
>>730158759>>730158759>>730158759NEXT
>>730163084How does a group of relatively normal guys suddenly get psyopped so hard they turn themselves into women? I still can't comprehend it.
>>730162547Some of them suck, but some of them are cool. Fu did a few Beat Saber showcases and those are really neat.
>>730163620>turn themselves into womenyou mean sterilize themselves
ANYTHING good until fucking memelands? Everything sounds so shovelwary after POE2
Kek, I found a random tweet from one of these guy's friends saying they had to start a GoFundMe to pay their way to AGDQ. That tells me they're unemployed or must not have much cash. If you can't afford a hotel room, gas, and food for a one week stay somewhere then that's pretty bad unless they're staying in separate rooms and didn't split anything.
>>730163608I'm making a new thread hold on just a moment
>>730163608
>>730163651Yes but seriously what is the trigger that started it. I remember it happening but I never understood the initial trigger that caused it all to suddenly happen.
va va va fa fa fa
kiwi here wh and f are pronounced identically idk what he's on about
>>730163685Discord tranny infection, it always starts with discord
THIS IS ITTHIS ISLAND HAS THE NAKED MERMAID IN THE CAVEGET READY
what even was that last bit
I can't help but respect the autism on display on that couch
>>730163741ready.
Fuckupanu
>>730160808>Cobra dies>Sent goes missingBros?
>>730163756>he/they
think I'll just stay up and sleep before Argick comes on in the morning, wake up for Halo. Thenshould be good to go all night for spooky block tomorrow
>beautiful body of a mermaid>her torsoalright his autism was entertaining but this is straight up creepy
>Runner self censored the tittiesFucking weak.
>>730163819>>730163819>>730163819
You think this host is internally seething at not being able to shill?
>>730163775https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whakapapa
MOOOOOOOOODS THERES NIPPLES ON MY SCREEN
booba
>>730163756I love that he almost never lets the host read shit ass donation messages.
is it true poe1 is better than poe2
>>730163820>Brawl guy starts hyperventilating at the thought
>>730163856I think so. I was so fucking disappointed by PoE2.
>>730163856It has way more content, but I can't go back to it from WASD. Every fucking league I kept getting wrist pain from it.
Took him 2 and a half hours to finally cave and need water. Jesus.
>>730163856shlorp shlorp shlorp shlorp
haha yeees YEEESSS
>>730163856bros imagine the rimjobs..
>>730163920Wife material.
>>730163968too bad she's a lesbo
Damn this rendition of the song sucks ass
>>730158809That's right!
>>730158809can you be more specific? what rights are you campaigning for?
