Now: Path of Exile 2Next: Metroid Prime 3: CorruptionLater: Small SagaStreams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzylNJUIGwchttps://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730158759
mIGGED
when are the cute puppygirls playing
>>730163819kek based OP
AWOOGA
>>730163850>>730163819The hero we don't deserve
>>730163819lole
>>730163819complaining about trans rights at gdq is like going to a restaurant and complaining when you see food
IM A MIGGER
>>730163819good pic
>>730163845It's great
odds play H-kino all nightevens normal vidya
>Aztech world>Polynesian worldI don't really care for PoE2 but the themes of the worlds are cool
>>730163819migging
Any vtuber runners on the schedule?
LMAO HES CHOKING FROM ALL THE TALKING
>>730163819Me on the right
>>730163887tummy...
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!!
>>730163891so what's the H-kino you're gonna play?
that nigga's voice is dying
>they dont have a water jockey ready to hydrate runners with a <5 second response timewhat are these bozos doing
this lad needs to HOOYDRAAATE
>>730163910what do women's stinky feet smell like??
EXPLOSION
this guy's voice dying might be the saving grace we needed
>>730163969SSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
will he make it?
>>730163483Not today, but these could be interesting:(*tranny presence)> Armored Core (Arena Rush)*> Nightreign (Trio)> Borderlands 2 (all quests, co-op)> Amnesia: The Bunker*> American Truck Simulator* (hairy pits RETURN)> F-Zero GX (furry presence instead)> Skull Island: Rise of Kong> Wizards & Warriors> Splatterhouse: Wanpaku Graffiti> Doom Eternal> Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II> Stellar Blade (50% trainwreck or kino)> Dark Souls> but these are full of tranniesfork found in kitchen nigga
>Bow-Le-StayThat's not how you pronounce BA-LIS-TA, or is that something entirely different? I thought he was trying to say Ballista.
I could lubricate his throat, if you catch my drift.
>>730164008> Call of Duty: Modern Warfare IIis that the original or demake?
>>730164008>armored core (arena rush)>read what the asterisk is forfuck
>>730164034ballistae is the pluralthere are multiple in that room
>>730164034ballistae is the plural of ballista
>>730163880It's like complaining your food has cockroaches in it, but the waiter calls you a bigot for not eating it
>>730163938Forget what it's called because all the game files are in japanese, but it's picrel ("a month with my sister" or something iirc)The extracted folder is just called "imouto_v2023.12"It'll be "Re:Sister" after I finish this (I'm at day 28)
>>730164094you control the food you eat
>>730164043Original. >>730164067The tranny is on the couch if it's any consolation.
>>730164094right but you specifically went to The Restaurant Which Sells You Food With Cockroaches In It
It makes you wonder how people like this have friends, or how people want to actually be friends with them and be in the company of them. Holy shit. >>730164081>>730164087I never heard the plural form of Ballista said out loud, should have figured it'd have a plural form, but I've always just heard people say Ballista's, like with an 's, though I guess that isn't accurate.Huh. Learn something new everyday.
>>730164008>american truck simpits and cowboy
>>730164034>>730164081anon got out autism'd lmao
>>730164121It used to be cozy...
>>730163910SEXXO
>>730164142its been years anon youre not a kid anymore
>>730164008>Dark SoulsI hope I'm wrong but they're probably just going to do the route everyone does where you get the master key and the black knight halberd. I don't follow dark souls speedruns but I've seen a couple streamers do basically the same route because they wanted to try it.
>>730164127blessed run
poe 2 is not poop
>>730164137I wasn't trying to prove him wrong. I legit have never heard the plural form of Ballista said out loud or referenced. Most people will say Ballista whether there is one or more than one. It seems rare to hear someone actually say the plural form of it, granted they aren't doing anything wrong by saying it. It's like the plural form of Smite is Smote, but nobody says "smoted".
>>730164008>Stellar BladeGenuinely surprised they accepted itAbsolutely not surprised at all that it's relegated to a 3am graveyard shift run
>>730164178it's trying to be dark souls when poe is about blasting
>>730164210PoE2 is still about blasting, your build just sucks.
migged
Why is there no Gay Rights or Lesbian Rights?
>Pontificate My god, man. You can be eloquent all you want, but it doesn't convey a message very well if a lot of people don't know the definition/meanings of the words you're using. How many fucking people in that crowd/watching know what "Pontificate" means? I know what it means, but that doesn't matter. You need to speak in laymen's terms. That's the best way to talk to a massive/generalized audience.
>donation breakboooooooooo
>>730164002It would be really funny if he didnt.
god he shut down those donos so fast lol
>We had macaroni earlier Yeah, I bet you did. You fucking autistic fedora-wearing reddit manchild.
>>730164276>Lowering your standards to please the masses.Cuck behaviour.
>>730164276i've consumed enough media to know pontificate has to do with speaking, i don't need to know the exact meaning other than it means to speak
miggin
>>730164350It's not really cuck behavior. It's something they teach you in writing and speech classes. You want to reach a generalized audience. You speak in laymen terms. You need to know your audience.
15 MINUTES
>>730163880Maybe the restaurant shouldn't have switched menus from american diner fare to still living cockroaches.
>>730164326I love him for it. My favorite dude of the event so far. I wish all runs had someone actually talking about the game in some way instead of dogshit not even good enough for your moms facebook milquetoast cringe dono reading.
>>730164381He's like 10 minutes from finishing
>>730164350that is quite literally the purpose of the couch commentary explaining a speedrun
>>730164107holy shit this is still getting updates? I mean I know most new ones are small tidbits but seeing it again and again on the latest list itches me to finish it yet again
This run is an amazing sleeping aid
You guys had any fun runs past few days since event started?
>>730164396you can leave any time
>he didn't cranglemaxx
>>730164276He be yappin fr fr ong, lil bro thought he had bars crying laughing emoji. Better?
>>730164250and why he ourple xD
>>730164401BELIEVE IN THE CHOKE THAT ASPHYXIATES YOU!
Imagine if the game crashes again
>>730164264Listen, all I'm saying is Rights for Whites yeah?
I bet this guy would shit his pants if the developers for PoE shook his hand or acknowledged him in any way, shape, or form. I've never seen such a massive fanboy of a video game to the point that they act in such a way. This legit has to be the BIGGEST PoE fan.
>he can't stop yapping even during donationsjesus christ dude let your voice rest for a minute
>>730164398i understand but good lord this guy is exhausting lol
>>730164378Maybe in special education school
>tells host he can read donations after the boss dies>host gets through 1 donation before he has to autistically explain something in extreme detailholy cow
>>730164478Pretty sure he alluded to being involved in the making of the game at some point
>>730164398megubutt
>>730164378Sure, keep telling this to yourself, cuck.Best wishes.
>>730164519The hero we don't deserve.
>>730164484Like Sonic, PoE is a game for autismos
PLEASE DONATE 120000 DOLLARS FOR CANCER GOY YOU CAN SEE YAMA THE WHITE!!!!
have they been holding runs hostage to meet incentives again this year?
>>730164442>Speak eloquently>Speak like a chimp So, you only see speech in two forms? Interesting. Chimp speech is not "laymen" speech. It's just the average person isn't going to say "Pontificate" in generalized conversation/explanation and the average person won't know what that means. >>730164514You highly overestimate the average person's vocabulary. I know what Pontificate means, retard. I'm saying that most people aren't going to know what that means. It doesn't matter if you think that is a common word. I can assure you it isn't. >>730164530Not an argument >>730164520Ah, well that would explain it then. I find it hard to believe a simple fan would be this excited about a game, let alone so knowledgeable about everything to such a degree.
>>730163910I hope so
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BROS. I CAN SEE THE LIGHT TO METROID
For the anons that either really liked or really hated couch guy
O R B
>>730164581sex with this boy
>>730164581harutomo's model has come a long way wow
>>730164568you're throwing a melty over a perfectly cromulent word
>>730164504The dude has zero charisma and is talking about lore instead of the mechanics of the run is why. But its still an improvement over the status quo.
>>730164420>>730164408Stop.
>you can read a dono, but only one based sperg
>>730164557They do this every year with bonus incentives. They will push back the schedule and stall while begging for donations to reach incentives, even if they're like $10,000 away from an incentive they will still magically reach it somehow.
>>730164276Here's some simple words for you: shut up.
>>730164581Ruined himself with the tits. Femboy > troon
>>730164607Simpsons went to shit ten years ago. >>730164627I accept your defeat.
COME ON CJHOKE!!!!!
What is it exactly that attracts troons to speedrunning?
When was the last incentive that wasn’t met and failed? What year?
>>730164276
>>730164636Imagine secretly crawling beneath a gamer girls seat and inhaling all of her dork farts while the speedrun is happening
This isn't your everyday autism. This is...1990's computer science hacker game design Silicon Valley autism.
>>730164656Simpsons went to shit before the year 2000 my dude.
>>730164585motormouth about lore still better than greetings from Germany, dude is goated for that alone
>>730164568Am I underestimating myself, or am I overestimating everyone else? Pontificate isn't a word I'd bring out every day, but I didn't think it was written predominantly in books of arcane knowledge or anything.
>xhe still hasn't min-maxxed xis new position in the JNWOLOL you are ngmi /v/ros
late mig
Rate this run!
>>730164581yeah im thinking rape
GGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>730164585that's a retarded fucking scoring system if I ever saw one
>>730164681an abundance of impressionable people
>>730164627>>730164656Can you two just kiss already?
>>730164692There was a pokemon one that was missed earlier
>>730164743HH
>>730164743S for the rap god speech at the end
is it... is it finally over?
Dude should be an auctioneer or some shit
>>730164743A. S for couch.
>>730164743S
bro thinks he is in the NFL
>>730164743S, love the autism
>>730164743A
SSS
>>730164743A not my type of game but I respect the Autism
>>730164743Swas worth staying up until 7am, peak quality autism
>>730164743F for not fast
>>730164743A for autism
>>730164743ZZZ, idk who approved this shit. 3 hours of monotonous slop with non-stop autism (not the good kind)
Commentator was Peak
>>730164743C-
>>730164743C
>>730164743A Started really low but I loved how he started to go full autismo into sport commentator
>>730164720I'd say you're overestimating everyone else if anything. It's just not a common word to use in everyday conversation/writing is all I'm saying. You don't have to analyze so deeply. Another word someone mentioned was "Macabre" that isn't a word a lot of people will use casually, nor know the meaning of. It's not esoteric I suppose, but it also isn't something that is just casually said. You can use simpler words to say the same thing/convey the same meaning is what I'm saying. You could say Macabre, but you could easily just say something like "Spooky" or "Creepy" but some people pick a word they saw in a thesaurus and start using that instead, despite knowing it's rarely used.
>>730164743S because its been the least shit of the event so far and might sadly be the least shit we'll see. Entirely because the host wasnt allowed to speak.
>>730164743A+ for auction barker/10
>>730164743AS tier commentary, though
>>730164743A for Autism
>>730164743S-
>>730164815which one is the good kind of autism?
>>730164581i liked this old onenot a fan of whatever this guy is running nowbut i guess live2d is the play these days
>>730164743A autism commentary was quite fun, and 3 hours of unmuted gdq without wanting to cut my ears off is a huge feat
>>730164820the commenatator was crimson casts>>730164743S
Boy anons are going to be angry when they see the S ratings for that tepid run
>>730164743B for blather
Thank god that's over. Three hours of advanced autism, and it wasn't even entertaining autism. It was obnoxious/frustrating autism. I wanted Chris Chan autism, not Bill Gates/Steve Jobs autism.
>>730164856i dont even know anymore man, my brain is fried from this shit, i gotta go to bed. looks like everyone else enjoyed it though so i guess i'm the odd one out here lol
>>730164743A pretty good
>>730164743A for autism speaks
We're really rating this boring shit an S because he spoke over the dono?He said TRANS RIGHTS 30 minutes into the run by the wayAbsolute fucking retards
Bros...I woke up at 3am. Only 4 hours of sleep tonight. I was doing so good with my sleep schedule. Fug
>>730164743F for fucking boring
Damn this rendition of the song sucks ass.
>>730164891I'm puzzled too, I guess its just compared to other runs it hasn't been dogshit cringe so anons are overinflating their ratings
holy shit this thread is retardedthose are not big obscure words and he did his job very well you absolute morons
>>730164743C. Boring but acceptable.
>>730164915I'm with you, anon. It was a shit run, but obviously REDDIT is in the thread and they enjoyed it. It was trash.
POE2 has been the great IQ filter. >ugga bugga too many words too much gameplay too many mechanics>wrong kind of autism i only watch for cringe not for video games
>>730164743Was this for path of exile? Am I seeing S for that? Holy fuck, it was awful. This is going to confuse people.
>>730164915yeah he did but the rest of the run it was him sperging out about every detail of the game and THAT is at least more entertaining than the rest of the runs so fucking far.
>>730164891Some faggot botting as usual.Look how slow threads were with barely anyone saying they enjoyed the run during it them suddenly this faggot has 40 bots lined up to spam Ss and As
Why was Wolfenstein gore allowed in a family friendly event? And ppl clapped?
>>730164743C. Very average run.
>>730164743>>730164960Oh, and give it an F for me
>>730164743F. I fucking hated it
>>730164743S. Solid commentary, Solid run.
>>7301649151 trans rights in 3 hours would be a god send if it were the standard for the rest of the event. Get the stick out of your ass.
>>730164949Go take a walk in public and use Pontificate and Macabre in random conversation with a stranger and watch their head explode and then ask you what those words mean. Pick anyone you see. Literally anyone. I would wager they won't know what you're saying.
>>730164701imagine a particularly big one blasting monstrous fumes down your throat bloating you up like a blimp
>>730164743SSS
Weird how there's like 50 Ss and As when like one person said they enjoyed the run in the slow ass thread for the entire 3 hours of the run
this shit is getting S's across the board? really?
>>730164915As if they're not contractually obligated to SAY THE WORDS.
>>730164926Under no circumstances should you attempt speedrunning Brawl then!
Cool we got our first contentious rating to ignite ratings bitching for the rest of the event
>>730164173From what I've glanced, it uses some combo of estoc, bow, faith spells and the giant tooth. The halberd route is too RNG-reliant to show at an event anyway, I think.
Was that a stealth dono about onaholes?
>>730164942Many years ago this would be a very mid run comparativelyNow a days it's about the best we can get
>>730164743B. Solid with the commentary but long.
>>730165028I was shocked at the S spam. For the 3 hours of tedium everyone here was complaining about?
>>730164743Solid D - too much yapping, not enough cool gameplay, I want my time back :(
>>730165021Obvious botting or reddit raid but WE CAN'T QUESTION THE ALL SACRED CHART RATINGSwouldn't even be surprised if the commentator autist had people lined up in the thread to spam the charts
>>730164743B
>>730164998>macabre>obscure fucking wordbro stop living in harlem and go to a white place that actually expects the kids to read the most mainstream books in middle school.
>Cascatelli (Italian for "little waterfalls") is a modern pasta shape, invented by The Sporkful podcast host Dan Pashman, featuring a curved half-tube with wavy ruffles, specifically engineered for excellent Sauceability (sauce capture), Forkability (ease of getting on a fork), and Toothsinkability (satisfying chew). Created with Sfoglini, it uses a bronze die for a rough texture, holds thick or creamy sauces well, and is available in durum wheat or gluten-free chickpea versions. Kek, only some tranny watching GDQ would donate money and know this information.
>>730165028GDQ has truly begun
>>730165069You think anyone at GDQ gives a flying fuck at what goes on in this cespool? You're delusional.
Guys let's be real, the only reason there wasn't as much TRANS ROIGHTS is the fact amerisharts were largely asleep during the run.
chartecker please add a sus voting pattern symbol to the POE2 run thank you
>>730165095Thank god, it only took 2 fucking days.
>>730165084Sorry. You're overestimating the general populace. Either that or everyone in my town is retarded and I'm underestimating them or overestimating myself. I just literally do not expect most people I speak with to know words like pontificate and macabre. It's great if you do, but I don't have high standards for strangers around me.
Watching poe2 made me finally download diablo II which I've never played.Is there anything I should install besides d2dx?
>DONATE MORE!!These guys are for profit. They probably take more than half the donations in some fine print.
2 faggot retards spamming BORING no charisma shut up how does he have friends? shocked to learn people that like games were watching and liked the run
>>730165020because we were busy watching the run, retard
Being a host for these recent gdqs must suck balls having to beg for money all day long. They probably knew what they were signing up for but jeez
>>730165113Not enough Trans Rights for you?Go be a hivemind on reddit, faggot.
>>730164836But macabre is creepy/spooky specifically because it involves grievous injury or death, right? Macabre has greater specificity than creepy or spooky. The word has its purpose. I get that not every conversation should need a dictionary, I'm just not convinced these are particularly strong examples and I'm not sure where the line for that is (or who gets to decide that, for that matter).
>>730164743D
Yes people are going to look back at this GDQ in years times and remember that amazing S tier 3 hour mind-numbing slog of PoE 2 while an autist rambles. Truly a run for the ages
>>730165118You are not interesting, and you are not as unique as you believe yourself to be.
>>730165107GGG would. They've both viewbotted and astroturfed before, and genuine insider info has been posted on /poeg/ before.
>>730165123Yeah, I got something you should install. It's a dick and allows semen transfer to the ass network
>>730165087>Kek, only some tranny watching GDQ would donate money and know this information.It's not even correct information from such a ISL, the correct way to say "little waterfalls" in Italian is "Cascatelle"t.pastafag
what if samus was trans?
>>730163983>smellA gf of mine had really stinky feet. It was not the musky used smell or anything, but disgusting rotten foot cheese smell. She was not really able to do anything about it.I really can't believe anyone would enjoy that.Normal female foot smell isn't really anything special.
>>730165151can i see it
IM A HEADBANGA
>>730165123nt that I know of. Enjoy anon. They dont make em like that no more.
>>730165113
>>730165143There is no line, and nobody gets to decide that, but I, and everyone else, is allowed to have an opinion on it. It's subjective. I don't have to like it, but I can't prevent people from speaking like that. I just hope they know that it sounds like they enjoy huffing their own farts.
AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
>>730165118dude macabre is such a fucking standard word in most horror/thriller novels. Even movies will something use it. it's absolutely not an uncommon word.
>>730165150Very obvious this is the case. The commentator also tried to slyly hide that he was a dev. Fucking insincere shill fucks
>>730165157What if YOU were trans, Anon :3
>IT'S SUSPICIOUS BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKED SOMETHING I DON'T!Stop samefagging.
go to bed lil burger bros, this is unc and euro posting hours
>>730165157she's trans-coded already
I used to think it was pronounced maca-brey
>>730165149You and the rest of society. Everyone has main character syndrome, but no one is a main character to anyone else.
> "TRANS RIGHTS"> awkward silence
TRANS RIGHTS!!!
>>730163983I don't know. I keep foot stuff limited to only anime.I feel like smelling actual nasty feet would ruin the fetish for me.
>>730164915No, I'm rating it S because it was an extremely well-commentated speedrun, and that commentary elevated a game I wouldn't have given a shit about otherwise
>>730165192It's 4:45 a.m. there
>>730165172Based
>>730165198but I am
Surely this run is of the same calibre as MGS, Rocko’s Quest and Worms with the amount of anons rating it S
>>730165191Yeah, well, my farts smell better than yours!
>>730165218>all fucking shoverware sounding gamesAt least the memelands speedruns are usually somewhat fun sand the shitty dialog.
>we were all glued to our screens all 50 of us for the entire 3 hours that's why we didn't post in the threads we were just so enraptured by this god tier runLike come the fuck on
>>730165118If I cared for the general populance, I wouldn't be here discussing AGDQ now would I?
>>730165268You're not crazy. Also the guys giving it S are extremely defensive about it.
>>730165243Hello commentator autist. Did you finally take a breath and sip some water?
>>730165223So just because Samus is good at what she does she must actually be a bio male?You're pathetic
It is odd but not nearly as odd as some other ratings I've seen. For example>hi fi rush getting SSS ratings from anons despite no music being heard and it honestly having a shit runnerThat rating that year was 100% "The girls make my dick hard so im voting with my penis"Stellar blade run is getting SSS rankings UNLESS they use mods to patch out the tits. Calling it now
>>730165287>>730165268>stop liking what I don't like.
TRANS RIGHTS!!!Its unfathomable how these people dont understand that the zeitgeist is past them, no one cares.
>>730164636>>730164701>>730165000Guilty Gear Strive trannies gives a good impression of what those chairs look like without vents
>>730165287I think people just liked it because it was relatively normal and the donation readings were kept to a minimum because the commentator channelled eminem
trans kids aren't real
TRANS RIGHTS
I've only played prime 1 is 3 better than 4?
I'm going to bed, have fun bitching about charts and words you learn in junior high.
TRANS KIDS! WAHOO!
>trans granniesThey don't live that long
TRANS RIGHTS <3
this is DSP levels of begging
>>730165325i didn't exist until I turned 18?
rate the upcoming run
TRANS GRANNIES
>trans trans trans trans trans trans transJesus Christ how the fuck is this event so obsessed? You literally can't go 10 fucking minutes without hearing this shit.
>>730165332Enjoy going to bed seething mad over nothing
>>730165000No! Down! Bad Dobson!
Best run of the marathon. When anyone asks which runs to watch recommend PoE 2 as a must-watch. Just 3 hours of amazing top tier speedrunning that had us all glued to our screens.
>>730165308I will not watch the streamI WILL give the Stellar blade run a SSS ranking UNLESS they use mods to patch out the tits
>>730164743B, if only because of the commentary. Literally slept through the first two and a half hours. That may not be the fault of the run or the runner, I'm just not that interested in "We have Diablo at home" 2.
>unmute stream after probably like 2 hours>literal first words I hear are "trans grannies"
is that a Chara autism coded shirt?
>>730165118Youre forgetting youre on 4chin, the average IQ here is at least one standard deviation higher than the general populace youre referencing>>730165149Pic related, you are projecting
What gender/pronouns does this runner use? I can't tell. It looks like a tranny, but it could just be a feminine looking guy? One of the people on the couch isn't using pronouns at all.
here comes the storm of imp porn
>MIDAHOLY BASED FOR ONCE
>>730165254Can I be your boyfriend?
>>730165324>because it was relatively normalSo B tier at best? Argick can also talk for hours non-stop, doesn’t make it any better.
>>730165317it really is bizarre GDQ must be one of the last bastions of tranny dogma almost everywhere else has moved away from it
>>730165353they've been around for 10 years but the loud minority has grown in presence.also doesn't help they ban literally anyone not spouting trans shit constantly.
>>730165350>2 dudes with no pronouns and the third is a he/him>donation reader's voice isn't annoying>5 am local time so there's nobody in the crowdThis is gonna be an A minimum unless he fucks up
zesty ahh chink lmao
>>730165375very much so
>>730165391you already are anon, we're married
>>730165324It's fine, I guess I have a different idea of what an S run would be
i'm conflicted because the commentary quality was very good by gdq standards, i didnt have to listen to a tranny for 3 hours or any cringe inside jokes within some troon's friend groupit was generally kept to lore and game mechanics the whole way through and as a poe autist he knows fucking everything about the gamebut it just got monotonous with how little the runner spoke, listening to one person explain every single thing in such detail with almost no break is going to bore people after an hour.
i hope you midna fags behave yourselves this run
>>730165372>>730165374Weird two posters who didn't even watch the run properly it was that boring. But it's an S TIER RUN GUYS. Come on. We were ALL glued to the screen. All 50 of us. Our posts now? Um...
>>730165268the run was completely just average. it wasn't bad but there wasn't anything really good about it. the thread was just people wishing it was fucking over the entire time.
i still cant take wii games seriously
I FUCKING LOVE IMPPUSSY!I WANT A WALKING ONAHOLE IN MY LIFE!!!!
>>730165405Kek no. You’re just in the spaces where it isn’t.
My connection is assis that guy on the couch wearing a tank top and is very buff or what
>>730165364Honestly though, thats not bad reasoning. I gave that Ape Escape 3 run on ESA SSS because the guy was perving on Yumi the whole time. It was a good run on top of that though to be fair
>>730164420nope
>>730165385>Youre forgetting youre on 4chin, the average IQ here is at least one standard deviation higher than the general populace youre referencingFair point. I should expect people on here to know words that the average person in our retarded society wouldn't know because we're all superior. I am self-aware enough to admit that I'm egoistical and look down on everyone, and I don't think I'll ever grow out of that. I'm 33 and I still despise self-aware.
>>730165471I say this
holy shit kirbymastah is still active in speedrunning?
Weird how all of those Ss and As flooded in literally within 10-20 seconds and every rating and comment since for the run has been soso
>All /v/ does is judge others by their appearanceCome on bro.
>>730165484riekelt runs at ESA are usually pretty highly rated because he leans into that
>>730165467This was the game that made me take the console seriously dayo. I was very glad I played it as one of my first wii games.
>>730164581>>730164749Remember: Trans rights are human rights!
>have been playing wii myself latelyoh god do I look that retarded...
>pedosissy already having a reddit tier melty about charts....again
is a lack of really annoying people really just an instant A nowand yet still most runs are below that
where's the graphs 'ecker??
>>730165483I think he's wearing like a beige colored jacket with khaki pants, so it makes sort of an illusion. It's a jacket I believe.
>>730165531Who took away their rights?
>>730165375
Hey guys, after being glued to my screen for three hours and dropping my S rating I had to go take a piss and stretch my legs, did I miss anything?
PoE 2 rating needs an asterisk saying it got flooded with shill ratings. It's very obvious
>>730165558Elon Musk
Did they put a filter for the word normalfags? Or did I just mistype that? Normalfags. Huh, maybe it was just a typo.
>>730165542Yes, that’s how far it’s fallen due to newfags and GDQ shitting it up
>>730165558Whypipo
>>730165510Weird how there is just one person being really obsessed about the ratings from the previous run while the rest of the thread is watching metroid
>>730165372poe is an objectively better diablo. only a bitter manchild virgin overly attached to the game of his youth would disagree.
>>730165560Has she been released from prison yet?That bodycam footage of the arrest is still some of the nuttiest shit I've ever seen.I'm so happy bodycams exist.
>>730165598Fuck off you shill faggot
>>730165607trvke
Is this runner just a fat feminine looking guy? Or are they just eventually going to transition? I can't tell.
>tfw no ace combat speedruns
>>730165560This motherfucker is as fucking influential as hitler(with his 'stache) with how he just made a piece of clothing a reference to him until the day he dies.
>>730165615my man, Chris has a girlfriend now
>>730165260Surely. Truly an S run. Not a shill raid at all.
>>730165607It won’t be better until they get rid of Jonathan
EEEEEEEE
i can't stand these people's voice
>>730165607Can I play POE offline? LAN only with some friends?
>>730165672dont post webms of me
>People in the crowd actually have signs with E on it How obnoxious.
>>Prime 4 glazing alreadyEww
>>730165672TRANS RIGHTS!!!
>>730165672tama
>>730165607I don't really care for diablo either, so I couldn't make that judgement for myself. It looks like the same shit to me.
>>730165332Goodnight Megubro
PoE was a C to D rating at best. Chart anon should make an executive decision and color it yellow. It does not fucking deserve bright blue
TRANS RIGHTSSSSS AGAINNNNN HAHAHA TRANS RIGHTTSSSSS
was going to skip the poe run but checked it half way through and ended up watching the rest. easy S for the sperg making me watch a game i dislike
>>730165726complaining about trans rights at gdq is like going to a restaurant and complaining when you see food
DO THE ROAR
I thought they'd chill out on the tranny stuff during EU hours...>>730165717Grok remove her panties
PoE is a very popular game especially on a site like this, get over it and play better games noob
>>730163819the constant trans rights spam has to have cost them a shit ton of money in normalfag donationsright?
>>730165747>Le food analogy We already had this conversation about the restaurants and food. You don't have to re-iterate it.
>forsen watching retard is the poe 2 shillNot surprising at all
>>730165740
>>730165747>implying I can't pull my pants down, take a fucking shit on a plate and yell at the chef my shit is better than his
>>730165726TRANS RIGHTS are NON NEGOTIABLE
Up and throbbing.
>>730165786why would you go to the restaurant if you knew the food was shit
>>730165768>F2P game is popular on a third worlder infested site
>>730165772yea
>>730165768So you admit a bunch of shills flooded the thread to spam Ss and As for a run that didn't deserve it simply because they like the game. Thanks for telling us.
its an aight run
>>730165678>LAN with friendsare you longing for those days of your youth?
>>730165172Imagine if ELP dropped that fat fuck with a Burning Hammer instead
>>730165805I'll accept green
>>730165805Absolute dogshit
>>730165805What happened with mariokart?
>>730165807f2p looter faggots are at least better than gacha faggots.But barely.
>>730165805please mark POE2 run rating as suspicious
>>730165805Your bear cock is cute.
>>730165805>basically the same number of people voting as the run beforeBOTS! IT WAS BOTS!
>>730165807>pooe>f2pjust ignore the $60 worth of tabs you need to make the game playable
>>730165857poe2 is not free to play
>>730165806so that I can tell the faggot selling crap that I shit out better things FOR FREE
Complaining about roaches at GDQ is like getting trans food and complaining about going to a restaurant
>>730165805>brawlkeklmao
>>730165805what a grim start to the week
>>730165801Considering how popular GDQ used to be? YesConsidering how the tranny shit directly correlated with GDQ becoming niche? YesAlso>normiesgo back
rubbing chastity cages with trans girls
>>730165817>muh ratingslmao who gives a shit
>>730165805>AAt least it's not S but even still
>>730165805Wow. The runs have been all shit so far, and I'm not recognizing PoE2 for its high rankings. It was trash. I don't care what retards in the thread think. We haven't had a truly good A-S tier run so far, but it is only the second day. It is a shame that every run so far has been mediocre to awful.
>>730165805b-b-but it was A RAID OF A HUNDREDTH TROONS I KNOW IT!
>>730165828Still manage to get the crew out 3-4 times a yearShits hard with kids and wives
>>730165805QRD on Fire Alarm run?
yeah, i botted the vote. so what?
>>730165906So don't rate if it's meaningless. Faggot.
>>730165853Nothing really, maybe it was a little boring, but it's one of the runs that felt overhated to me due to hate inflation.
>>730165805What happened with Hatsune Miku boxing game and Mario Kart? Did one of them get mercy killed?
Man let it go. Enjoy the runs.
>>730165919wtf is this mental illness
>>730165919
>>730165805Is that a motherfucking reddit dot com reference???
>>730165932Fire alarm was pulled towards the end of FFX, caused a 15 minute delay as the room was evacuated and then people piled back in.
>>730165932kino
>>730165958Don't tell me what to do.
>>730165972>Searching for posts with the image hash ‘a1qhVZE1j/zUxTaY5aA7NA==’. 17 results found.you know you can just ask him to post his penis, right? you dont need to go through this humiliation ritual
>>730165937but it makes 'eckers 'ick bigger, that's prertty hot
>>730165979And she is absolutely right.
>>730165991>newfag doesn't get it
>>730165976Kek, does anyone have webms of it? I want to see the panic/autism breakdowns of the people in the room.
>>730165943Hatsune Miku went weirdly overestimate, considering how it was essentially a DDR game, so the timings are predetermined. As for MK, >>730165941
>>730165979There's nothing wrong with transgender people.
>>730166026and valid
>>730165959probably
>>730166000>archivefag is projectingIn other news, cows go moo
>>730166052
>>730166095almost spit out my drink
>she's like a transformerCancelled
There's nothing wrong with trans people!Grow up, /v/
>>730165919>>730165961>>730166031>>730166072
>>730166095So are you going to post any counterarguments or what? Sounds like you lost to trans people again.
>>730166095
>>730166165
Prime 3 is so kino. How was 4 so utterly shit. It's like they forgot everything that made the first 3 games cool
>The one retard in the center who's only joke is to keep saying motion controls over and over Alright, Larry. We get it. It's not funny. It stopped being funny after you said it the first two times. Get some new material.
>>730166202kinda based ngl
when on an alt account and got banned >>730166169
>>730166194
>>730166165chartecker looks like THAT????
>>730166249Doro would never.
>>730166165god, my mouth just started watering
>>730166165total /lgbt/ victory!
exactly what rights are the trannies campaigning for? they have all the same rights as cissies.
>>730166294why
If any of you spent 1 week in Thailand, you'd get over your transphobia very fast.The ladyboys there look better than the women, and they will let you do basically anything to them for cheap.
This run is actually really fun. Super early morning runs are some of the best, it seems>>730166205They did. The open world meme was too strong. Hopefully prime 4 will be the death of it, at least as far as Nintendo's concerned
>>730166046Haru is just a dude with a hot female avatar, not hiding or pretending to be anything theyre not obviously presenting. If thats somehow "trans" then it also means if you play a game as a female character you are trans
>>730166346I look like this
>>730166346> also means if you play a game as a female character you are transTrans propaganda is attempting to push exactly that as a narrative.But you are right.
>>730166312the right to molest kids
>>730166243>what was the crime? a succulent 3am cheese meal?>tiddyfkdalasagna has been permanently banned.
>>730166284wrong
>ecker's pecker immediately deleted>shartytroon spam still upHm...
>>730166323>Go to Thailand>Tons of free pussy>Women are skinny and attractive>If you’re a turbo autist you can find a hooker for $30 that will do anything you want>Decide to fuck menNever understood it. Never will.
>>730166243kek
>>730166435Thai ladyboys are very aggressive, anons would end up pressured into paying to suck their dicks
this shitty game is still much better than mp4
>>730166435We get it, you just want to fuck kids.
>>730166284
I'm starting to believe the viewbotting accusations, even in sub only mode the chat should be a lot more active with this amount of viewers, right?
>>730166323I jack it to degenerate porn shit from time to time.That doesn't mean I think those people deserve any special rights or privileges or that they should display that shit in public.Your argument doesn't make any sense.
>>730166346haha exactly, just a regular dude always presenting herself as a female furry thing.
>2 more hours of this runI don't think I'm gonna make it, lads...
>>730166493It's depressing seeing all the zoomers and gen a who never played games before the switch thinking 4 is amazing
>>730165805Give me a rundown on Miku fitness boxing, what made it so bad?
>>730165805>ironic voting in full force againwelp
>nerd lisp + ESL runner + trans rights donationsI can't watch this shit any more
What is a good reason to be AGAINST trans rights??
>>730166605think of the kids
boring hours, no good games until Battlefront 2
>>730165805Wow path of exile is objectively the best run this marathonIt was boring shit and the dude on the couch wouldn't stop talking for a minute
>>730166605There is none.
one of my only friends says he cant be friends with me anymore because he likes me romantically im kinda sad now
>>730166620
>>730166578not a speedrun
>>73016660595% are really gross and ugly and dont even try
>>730166632the most exciting part for me was when his voice started giving out and I was on the edge of my seat wishing for it to die completely
>>730165919>*breaks spine*Did he break his own spine or the mod's?
>>730166626Would
>>730166626why am I watching someone else fuck her?
>>730166632It got spammed with shill votes>inb4 hurr durr taking the chart seriouslyThe poe shills clearly do
>>730166656I wouldn't have a problem with trannies if they all looked like sexy girls but only 0.001% do
>>730166605What rights are they lacking compared to the average joe and black man?NONE. They have invented their own enemies to gather pity and or your money.
>>730166323Trannies in general are fine. Speedrunning trannies are not.
>>730166615weird assumption but ok
>>730166523>6-7k viewership on YouTube that never drops, even early ass hours in the morningEither YouTube is broken these guys are cheating up the ass
>>730166626"trans girls" are basically just gay men so theyd fuck you pretty easily
This nigga is doing better at 5AM than most GDQ runners do at prime time, and with a good run game to boo
why are there like no viewers anymore? i haven't kept up with the event ever since they went sub only chat so like 6 or 7 years ago but i remembered the event would always have like 80k+ viewers no matter the time of day. is it finally dying?
>>730166776dude just enjoy the runs
I wouldn't have any issues with trannies if they weren't mentally ill narcissistic attention whores who self-destruct their own lives and hurt everyone around them, but most of them are, so they need to die or kill themselves ASAP
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>>730166776Because the chat is policed harder than Pol Pot's Cambodia and none of the runs or runners are allowed to be normal, funny or interesting.
6 7 6 7 6 7 six seven SIX SEVEN!!!! oooh OOOH BLBLBLBLBL
>>730166807dont say the N word lest you summon the duende
cant listen to these annoying ass high pitched voices holy fuck its so bad
>>730166813>>730166831do i have to browse reddit to understand this meme?
>>730166776This is normal for the past decade isnt itLast time it got big views was before the trannies took over
>>730164170So what?
Imagine trusting a hyper communist event like agdq to donate money to the right charity lmao
>>730166896chicken butt
>if you dont donate to gdq we're all going to diekek
TRAINS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
The more I think about it the more I realize Prime 4 is effectively a scam game. It's dogshit and the only two decent areas are ripped off from past games entirely. Volt area is just Elysia but worse. The ice area is just Phendrana/space pirate hideout from 1 but worse. It's a scam game sold to zoomers and gen a who Nintendo know haven't played the previous games and won't know any better
>>730166605Because what do you do when two rights contradict each other? It's a basic political conundrum liberalism asked centuries ago and has forgotten since https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/liberty-positive-negative/
>>730166960whaaaat?all games arent works of passion and art?!
>>730166868All you have to know to understand any gen a or zoomer meme is that a nig said itGriddy, 6 7, crashing out
>>730166960is there some drama about an upcoming metroid game i think saw something about that but i dont follow the nintendo news very closely
why are they putting the good runs at 5am this gdq?
>>730166605They think it's their right to castrate children
not a single bit of samus postingshame on you
so why do you guys still watch? even if you removed the trannies you would still have the annoying announcers chiming in every two seconds and dumb ass over policing, theyve said it themselves its a charity event over a speed running event
>>730167010Play the old games you zoomer freak
any decent runs up to now since Miku boxing? i'm watching the Soul Reaver one, its decent, Jaxler is usually playing some boring shit indie games so its nice watching him play a real game
>>730167059I'm still processing how shit Prime 4 turned out to be. It will be a while before I can enjoy Metroid content again.
>>730166538its called babiniku. he just wants to fuck his avatar and even puts (アバター≠自分) in his description
>>730167076only for these threadsthe even is like a dancing clown in the middle of the street while we sit around a table, have some beers and point and laugh at the retarded clown
>>730167039Prime 4 released a month ago. It's an awful game but the journalists and tendie cultists have bumped all of its review scores to 8/10s that it doesn't deserve at all
>>730167059What is Samus was Chozo
NOOOO I MISSED THE POE RUN
>>730166712realisticly how would you know? the ones that try and look good dont stand out
>>730167059I'm busy enjoying the runBut y'know whatYou're right
>>730167145Shame. Best run of the marathon according to our very authentic chart ratings
>>730167142still would
>>730167059I'm here for the trans rights donations
>>730167142>HEY EINSTEIN, I'M ON YOUR SIDE
>>730167145you didnt miss shit
>>730167050>Tranny friends and co are pushing legit speedruns into dead hours so they can do let's plays of Split fiction at prime timeTHEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>730167059Dozo
>>730167076im lonely neet and need the sense of company
>>730167083>old thing badno
>"I have 1k subs">thought he was talking about twitch subs>he meant youtube...oh
>>730167076I like the threads, I like background noise to sober me up as January is a shitty month, and I like to keep some solidarity for when the better events roll in like ESA/RTA/BSG
>>730167273>that pfpcheck this man's hard drive
>>730167248don't worry anon, we're here.> lonelyPlease don't fall for the trans propaganda.
The prime games were always bad
>>730167260Then continue slavishly swallowing your dogshit
>back when GDQ was good, a game like Prime 3 would very rarely be run because it was always competing with more well-known speedruns in the same series like Super Metroid or Prime 1 or 2 for space>people were always waiting, often for years at a time, for the less well-known speedgames to get their time>now classic games that would have been a lock like SMW aren't even on the schedule, or only in some gay romhack / randomizer / gimmick form, and games like Prime 3 somehow end up on the schedule>at 5AMthis schizo scheduling is not for me. like i'm happy Prime 3 is being run, but i'd also gladly cut all the gimmicks and bad speedruns for more legitimate ones
>>730167238It's good to be a yurofag sometimes
classic autism
>>730166776The "cool" speedrunners that had a large YouTube/Twitch are old and tired of everything now, branching into casual gaming or "challenge" (aka randomizer permadeath gambling slop) runs instead. People who don't have that presence have like 20 viewers on Twitch. Everyone knows what speedrunning is, there isn't a lot of novelty in showcasing all these things now. People who only want a quick glance are watching 3 hour "speedrun history" summaries instead. The popular games of today don't lend themselves to speedrunning, being either 30 hours long linear adventures on the PS5 or time-gated roguelite slop on Steam that has a fixed length of 30 minutes to an hour. Different generations of people are growing up and they have different childhood games. Seeing someone do a Zelda run isn't as universally appealing anymore. tl;dro: The world will eventually have a speedrun event dedicated to speedrunning Roblox and Fortnite minigames and none of us here will ever know about it.
>>730167309sure i dont mind living rentfree inside your head anyway
>>730167136thx for the info ill hold this opinion now
God switch cultist zoomers are so fucking boring
E!
would anyone care for some cheese? it's getting late and I got mad, now I can't finish it. inshallah
>>730165805>Split FictionHow could it be that bad?
…WIN?
>>730167313I don't get the whole "It's a charity first, entertainment second and speedrunning third" thing, where the hell do they think their audience came from? It came from speedrunners, or froim nerds who actually like seeing speedrunning. Have they been growing since they moved away from that? No
>>730167373I just want there to be GDQ kind of event but focusing on other stuff than speedrun.Why is there no other events like this except for like French only events?
i like these dorks
>>730166806this but unironically, holy shit it's so obvious there's one extremely bored faggot retard in here just stirring the pot
>>730167313I still remember the Prime 3 run when Miles first trooned out and it was him choking really hard in the Elysia skip for like 20 minutes on stream
>>730167498........................ ʷᶦnˀ
>>730167502okay but just 10 more years of moving away from speedrunning with no tangible positive data saying it's working, just 10 more years and we'll have another Tetris the Grandmaster moment that revives GDQ
>>730167516this is a pretty fun run, despite the prime games being ass.
>>730167516I do too
>>730167502we have moved on from speedrunners fatso, trannies are running this event now
>>730167124haha yes, because a real troon would never lewd their avatars, so she's different!just like she's not actually a furry, but a different kind of a furry!
Just joined. This run seems really fun, is it?
>>730167536i believe that was the only other run of the game at GDQ lol
>Not a single Midna image posted
>>730166385LONDONONDON
>>730167581just seems that wayit's actually torture
>another hour and a half of thissheeit
>>730167502>It's a charity first, entertainment second and speedrunning thirdits funny Spike said this when he got butthurt about that one Mario speedrun back 2 or 3 years where the guys were mostly fucking around on and having fun on commentary instead of being super informative, as if one silly fuckaround run out of 100+ runs over the course of the week was shameful
I SAY TRANS YOU SAY RIGHTSTRANS
>>730167502yeah I genuinely dont get it, like this isnt the kinda event you can show off to your friends anymore
>>730167574precisely. glad we got that cleared up. he doesn't really deny that kemono = furry though
>Japanese restream has almost 2000 viewersI thought you said Japan doesn't care about Metroid.
>>730166776trannies have negative charisma. every one of them has the personality of a mid 2000s huggles XD spammer because that's what they were before they got their wangs chopped. They all love the exact same cute girls doing cute things with pastel colors media
this is a classic kirbymastah boring me to death run if i've ever seen one
>>730167640because spike in his heart of heats is a serious speed runner but puts on a facade to keep his place in the gdq hierarchy
>>730166776The "S-tier" caliber run of PoE drove everyone away
>>730167706Do you think the hypocrisy of giving out about an actual run where fun was had, while allowing so much party shit, ever occurs to him?
>>730166629THEEEERE GOOOEES MY HEROOOO
Huh..this gsme looks better than Prime 4. Isn't this the one everyone shits on?t. Only played Prime 4
>someone malding about charts >now someone malding about haru again(and he didn't even speedran katamari)GDQ truly started now.
>>730167621
>>730167135threads feel more like a bunch of tourist clowns pissing their pants and pointing at each other desu
>>730166620But we areProtect trans kidsTrans rights(trans kids included)
>>730167525https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr5EvZDjUFY
>>730167751Prime 4 is way more dogshit than 3
>>730167641Trans rights are human rights!
>>730167441Cute Pachiko
>>730167751Prime 2 is the worst of the OG trilogy.
>Animal Crossing: City Folkuhh how do you speed run animal crossing? just paying off your house?
I didn't finish Prime 3. Didn't want to bother with cut-scenes.
https://files.catbox.moe/ub896r.webmTrans rights
>>730167759>someone noooticing other recurring whiners and letting the thread know of it umpromptedCorrection, NOW GDQ has truly started
>>730167716the best part about that was that after all those s votes no one even defended why they rated it that high. it was just a bunch of confused anons and people speculating why it might have been an A or S to them. Plus the usual contrarians.
I've tried to get into Metroid Prime multiple times over the last 15 years and I just cant. I just dont like them. I love 2D Metroid though.
>>730167751People dislike the design philosophy but Prime 3 does it really well IMO. It was also the most fun to play with the wii controls, probably the best game to advocate that control style
>>730167751Why did you play game 4, in a series with a plot and continuity, before playing games 1, 2 and 3? Genuine question, trying to understand this type of behaviour.
>>7301677511 is best, 2 and 3 are debatable, 4 is vastly worse then the original trilogy
>>730167820...on opposite day
>>730167883Its alright to be trans, you dont need to apologize
I wish there was more commentary like PoE just for games that aren't PoE
>>730167867shutup samefag you're not good at this
i kinda miss the wii...
>>730167853It's okay to be normal
>>730167896Nobody, no one gives a fuck about story in Metroid. And going by the recent interview, Nintendo doesn't either
>>730167641Fake. he's standing in front of a mirror, meaning the text on his shirt should be reversed, retarded chud
>>730167824AC has golden variants of tools you can unlock by fulfilling certain requirements and it's the first to get the golden shovel(idk what it is it says in the run name) that wins
>>7301679022>1>idc
>>730167883PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT>PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANTPLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT>PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANTPLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT>PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANTPLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT>PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANTPLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT>PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANTPLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT>PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANTPLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT>PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANTPLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT>PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANTPLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT>PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANTPLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT>PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANTPLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT>PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANTPLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT>PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>730167896bro its metroid theres not that much story
I'm so fucking hyped about Silent Hill f run!
>>730167507IIRC there was an event in Russia called Retro Game Gauntlet where a bunch of streamers get into a flat and play a list of old games w/o charity attached. The problem is getting everyone together, I guess. Even without the shared space which is a third of the fun at GDQ trying to connect with all the people who actually can do events for the foreign audience (ie know English well enough to speak intelligibly) is hard enough. Speedrunning is, funnily enough, a pretty encompassing thing, no need to be friends or to know people well. But sure, a more impressive extended live challenge run gauntlet like doing Hitman with only melee weapons or doing Baldur's Gate 3 without getting your dick sucked or completing a Touhou game without shooting enemies could be attractive enough.
>>730167908Im not trans, but I would fuck a cute one.>>730168000(You) irl
>>730168006I still haven't played it. Is it a game one should experience through gameplay or can I just watch them run it?
>>730168006Remember to spam the S rating for that game so the run looks good on the chart!
>>730168056Just don't bother at all.
Finally the anon that makes a new thread at page 1 fucked off
>>730168027Holy fuck, he sucked that other dog dry
I am enjoying this run, and enjoyed last run too.
CHOOKE
>>730167860>meta commentary and how meta posts are beingNONOW GDQ started with YOUR post.
>>730168056It's plot heavy so you need to play it. But watch the run to know what gameplay looks like.
>>730167896Why do you care about story in a metroid game? Did you mother neglect you or drop you on your head as a child? I'm genuinely trying to understand this type of behavior,
This game is cursed at AGDQ lmao
Damn this was a good run too
Last save was like 40 minutes ago too
>>730168207what happened did they support trans people or something
>>730167867>no one even defended why they rated it that high>>730165243>>730165740
SIX SEVEN?!
Nice runTRANS RIGHTSSS
which one of you was this
>>730168241He's stuck very out of bounds and it's a long way back if he can even find the path
I gave it an S just to make you mad
>>730168271>quote smiling friends>money stolen
>>730168245You forgot >>730164838
>>730168289okay i'll amend the chart
>>730168271I dont get it
>>730168241For once no. But they are being cringey on the couch. Nothing out of the ordinary though
so THIS is the superior nippon gameplay /v/ craves
>>730168318This is purebred Texan gameplay, pardner
>>730168308some other chatter got permanently banned for talking about cheesethis guy referenced that and got permabanned as well
The universal choking sign
>>730168308e-celeb show quote
NOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
>>730168110dogchrenodrones are no joke
This run is gonna get the axe lmao
>>730168308This is the reference the second guy was making.
>>730168141>retailation about meta-commentary for noooticersSweetie, the GDQ preshow with Spike's nth cringe theater kids skits had started the second you clicked on the comment's number to type that last reply of yours
metroid prime 3 chokeuption
>to the laypersonholy fuck lmao
>>730168425?
>>730168425This is a very serious and elite event for only the most decorated gentlemen. You need a very high IQ to understand it.
Still less of a choke than Miles"Claris"SMB's run.
>>730168386He'll probably still come in underestimate unless something else goes majorly wrong. His pb is 2h 07 minutes and the estimate is like 30 minutes on top of that.
mfw this is their last GDQ here
>>730168484is that the dude that cried playing metroid?
I speedrun my sex
>>730168346>permanently banned for talking about cheeseNullbros....
this is trash on all frontsand for that reason, I'm out
>>730168482TRANS RIGHTS
>>730168491If I ever were to do a run at GDQ I'd give them an estimate more than an hour longer than it would take just to fuck up the schedule completely.
>>730168484i miss her, what is she up to these days
SICK out of bounds pixelhunting, now this is what speedrunning is all about
>>730168386It was an impressive save, but yeah the hosts probably won't like it.
>>730168271>>730168346pretty sure its one guy>timed out for being weird>swap to alt and continue being weird>gets both accounts permad
>>730168482this unironically
>>730168524Killed herself apparently
>>730168523loool have my reddit gold
what happened to the brawl run? havent been watching
of course the jeet thread shitter is a kf tourist
>no trannies>still badimpressive
>>730168503As I recall, they tried to stand on top of that droid from near the beginning of the run and took nearly a goddamn hour to do it. I may be wrong, it's been a long time.>>730168524We can guess with 41% probability.
This run is niceI have been flying out of bounds for the last 30 minutes, tell my mom
IF THEY MAKE IT IN THE NEXT 5 MINS THIS RUN IS AN SOTHERWISE AN F
>>730168504I havent had sex with my gf yet but she wants to, im nervous to buy condoms though
What the fuck is going on
Why the fuck did they want to have this run on stream?
Is this run seriously like this? Just constant out of bounds autism?
Jesus christ
>>730168626Yeah this run is reminding me of my school days, OOB was always the fastest way home
he's not gonna make it, is he?
Jesus fucking christsome speedrunner
truly exciting gameplay here
SSS comfy disaster run
>>730168669trans rights
>>730168559nah, created too long apart. it isn't like the twitch chat is going fast, even shitty pngtubers have faster ones. prolly just trying to annoy the trannyjannies for retarded bans. no different from people her when they call the banned person based for getting a rare redtext ban.
>>730168589I can't believe it, Reddit, you always surprise me. Thank you kind stranger for the gold, and thank you kind strangers for all the upvotes!
>>730168726>want to have this run on stream?train rides*
>I've lost it. Time to try again
finally, kino
>>730168682This game is toast until the 2030s now.
It's not fair brosThis run was so fun until he started choking
The last time Prime 3 was on GDQ I remember someone fucked up a trick near the spaceship for like 28 minutes.
Now I've lost it
Did this nigga just say "train rights">>730168715
ChokemaniaHis voice is starting to crack
>>730168804I heard "train rides"
>>730168776That just means we get more Mertroid Prime 3: Corruption, anon.
>>730168651Just buy it in any shop where you parents don't come to.
>Fail at gay out of bounds stuff for 30 minutes while the Host is screaming about 6 7 and trans rights
What a shame. It was a good run, what a rotten way to choke.
Just woke up. Miss anything over night?
>>730168818Yeah I think he said train rides are human rides.
YEAH_CHOKE.avif
I hate boxes
>>730168851>you parents don't come to.im 27
>page 10
>Now, setup part 2WHATWHAT
Just have the game crash and put this run out of its misery
He's going over estimate by the end of this run
>resorting to reading blank anonymous donations to fill time every couple minutesFFF run
>>730168938Then just fucking order them by amazon you sperg
This is hard to watch
Bro
chills
it's always the last place you look
>>730168987i dont use amazon
>>730168885You wouldn't fuck a train, would you?
I'm now reminded how fucking boring elysia section was and how hard its music sucked. Can't believe I actually 100% this garbage
>>730168848We do, until they kill the run...
gonna be at least 3 hours now
Thats never happened before *canned laughter plays*
Just tuned in, why is this Chara cosplayer shooting at the sky?
I always hope a choke happens, but then when it actually happens I feel kinda bad for them :(
So fucking happy I was here to witness this choke fest
Don't fail the OOB mig into the next thread, guys...
>looking up strats mid disaster run
he's in a real pickle
>watching with my son milo who wants to be a speedrunner when he grows up>awful awful runjesus christ was that a /v/ donation
>never happened before
Oh no Miguel not like this
Please have a breakdown on stream
Sorry mig bros all 50 posters who could make threads weirdly came and left at the exact time poe ended just to rate it S and A
never seen a runner look up strats mid run
It's not fair, the first 50 minutes was a good run
>PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
This run is choked, wonder when they'll kill it
>what are you gonna do about it
>first part of the setupfuck this run
make new
>>730169125in that case it would be my wife's son
FUCKING KEK
>3rd timeLMAO
Someone call ICE.
Can someone explain what the problem is? I had it running muted.
>Third time's the charm... you got some more donations?
>>730169125Why name your son Milo if she will be a trans runner in the future?
>>730168506Perhaps Null and trannies are more alike than they thought
>>730169219He's got to hit an invisible thing out of bounds with a very specific setup and he's failed to find it twice
>trans rights tuesdayWhy are they forcing this shit now, jesus christ.
>everybody's loving this run
I swear to god its always the early morning where the fun runs or absolute chokes happen
>>730169261I see, thanks
>>730169263>Troonsday
>>730169197God I HATE that person >TRANS RIGHTS They're still doing that?
>Nearly 2 hours into a metroid speedrun>Choke on one of the most important skips>Can't do it no matter what>Time's ticking>The schedule must be obeyedWhat would you do in this situation, /v/?
>ArgickFFS I can't even avoid him when he's not on stream
THANKS TO GOD!
>streamer choking>they're just reading shitpost donos
>>730169274It's 5 AM in a hotel in Pittsburgh
>>730169320Transition
>>730169320Take out a firearm and start unloading into the crowd
>>730169320Shut it down
>>730169361>>730169361
I actually like seeing hardships in speedruns because they remind me of the work that runners have put in when things go rightBut man, they must be glad to have the trans rights train to distract the viewers
TRANS RIGHTS!
>>730169347
>>730169375>i'm totally get deported for this
>>730169320Apologize.
>>730169320I'd say fire alarm but it's been done this event
